March 26, 2010
— Maetenloch ערב טוב כל and welcome to the ONT
. Sorry no baconz tonight.So Which Religions Have The Money?
Here's an interesting little graph showing the income distribution of all major religions in the US. So who has the richest members? Well it's probably not too surprising that the Jews have the highest percentage of members making over $100K (46%). So who comes in second? The Hindus at 43%. Okay that's a surprise.
Maybe it's time for people to update their conspiracy theories: the Juice are now using the Hindus as online muscle against the Baptists. And if you're looking for wealth but aren't willing to give up bacon, I suggest you start praying to Lakshmi.
Click on the graph to see the full-sized chart.
Jimmy Carter Wants Hamas Removed From the Terror List
Of course he does. Sure they were founded as a terrorist group, operate as one, and have their own artillery and rockets which they fire at civilians. But they kill mostly just Jews so apparently no biggie. I guess his appology to the Jews back in December was just a stunt to help his grandson's candidacy.
Obama and the Jacksonian Zionists
Walter Russell Mead discusses why American Protestants support Israel so strongly and why they're a better protector than secular Jews. And given Obama's animosity towards Israel, Israel will probably need this protection sooner than they think.
The Somali Pirates' Business Model
It's BYOAK47 but if you want to handle the RPG and be first on board, you can really make out.
Will You Survive the Zombie Apocalypse?
A helpful flowchart. And in the event of a real zombie outbreak I say forget Lakshmi and go Mormon - they seem pretty prepared. Thanks to IlltempuredCur.
15 Lies Men tell Their Girlfriends (or Wives or Both)
Okay “You look great in anything!” is technically a lie, but this is a case where the truth is simply unacceptable.
Cool Tool: The MagnoGrip
Holds nails, screws, blades, etc. on your wrist. No more losing things while you're trying to reassemble grandma's ventilator.
Sexy Mouse Pads
Well at least you won't get carpal tunnel from typing.
The Yahoo clique. Are you worthy?
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Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 26, 2010 05:50 PM (zgZzy)
Red Eye's Robot Theater about Avatar dvd release.
Posted by: huerfano at March 26, 2010 05:52 PM (gLSaO)
Is it? Lots and lots of first- and second-generation Indian-Americans in business, medicine, engineering.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 26, 2010 05:53 PM (OkT2m)
/And that annoying battle cry.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at March 26, 2010 05:53 PM (otlXg)
Posted by: Croaker at March 26, 2010 05:53 PM (ol6k0)
Posted by: Sassypants at March 26, 2010 05:53 PM (nbft6)
Posted by: Cicero at March 26, 2010 05:53 PM (KrRnU)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 26, 2010 05:54 PM (zgZzy)
You know why they call them "bhutt jolokia"? Because you put them in your butt. That was a jolokia.
(Sad trombone.)
Posted by: rdbrewer at March 26, 2010 05:54 PM (6i9YF)
Posted by: Trimegistus at March 26, 2010 05:55 PM (QrFu1)
Posted by: Cicero at March 26, 2010 05:56 PM (KrRnU)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 26, 2010 05:56 PM (OkT2m)
Posted by: Tom Cruise at March 26, 2010 05:57 PM (KrRnU)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 26, 2010 05:57 PM (zgZzy)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2010 05:57 PM (UOM48)
Thanks for the suggestion, but thanks to God of War 3, I'm cured of those desires.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at March 26, 2010 05:58 PM (otlXg)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 26, 2010 09:50 PM (zgZzy)
Meh. They made her a red head. Ruined it.
Posted by: Reactionary at March 26, 2010 05:58 PM (4nbyM)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 26, 2010 05:59 PM (zgZzy)
Meh. They made her a red head. Ruined it.
A softer red would have been okay, but the bright red is too much. Body is still fantastic, though, and she apparently gets naked all the time in the show.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 26, 2010 06:00 PM (zgZzy)
Posted by: Trimegistus at March 26, 2010 06:01 PM (QrFu1)
Posted by: wherestherum at March 26, 2010 06:01 PM (fwPAH)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 26, 2010 06:01 PM (hTUEv)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 26, 2010 09:53 PM (OkT2m)
Not to mention that they run pretty much all the Dunkin Donuts and 7-11's that I go to!
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 26, 2010 06:02 PM (DFXGW)
Are you a warrior princess? They're okay. Heh.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 26, 2010 06:02 PM (zgZzy)
Where were you when Jimmuh needed help fightin' off the Killer Wabbit, dude?
Posted by: Ray-man at March 26, 2010 06:02 PM (Ih3A+)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at March 26, 2010 06:03 PM (otlXg)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2010 06:03 PM (9Cooa)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 26, 2010 06:03 PM (OkT2m)
Posted by: Apu at March 26, 2010 06:03 PM (4Kl5M)
Posted by: wherestherum at March 26, 2010 06:03 PM (fwPAH)
Posted by: Optimizer at March 26, 2010 06:04 PM (odEHq)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at March 26, 2010 06:04 PM (otlXg)
Yeah I'm a princess.
You're in! You may have to bring the BBQ dog from the last thread for 80's Girl, though.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 26, 2010 06:05 PM (zgZzy)
Posted by: wherestherum at March 26, 2010 06:05 PM (fwPAH)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at March 26, 2010 06:05 PM (7VvJB)
Posted by: self serving surgeon at March 26, 2010 06:06 PM (4Kl5M)
Posted by: cbullitt at March 26, 2010 06:06 PM (AipKT)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2010 06:06 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Gaff at March 26, 2010 06:06 PM (mTB38)
Because they don't want to be indian givers.
Why yes, I am drunk.
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at March 26, 2010 06:08 PM (7VvJB)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2010 06:08 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Sheequa at March 26, 2010 06:08 PM (IrdrP)
No surprise at all that Hindus are rich.
Why, I had to pay over $2 for my Breakfast Bite this morning!
Posted by: Sheriff Joe Biden at March 26, 2010 06:08 PM (Mmw0q)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Well we know he's sure as hell not celebrating Passover. the fucker.
Posted by: mpfs, Raul, another vodka. Merci. at March 26, 2010 06:09 PM (QuP9W)
Posted by: Reactionary at March 26, 2010 06:10 PM (4nbyM)
Put down that magazine, or I'll blow your head off..
Posted by: Apu at March 26, 2010 06:10 PM (BauDL)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 26, 2010 06:10 PM (OkT2m)
Thanks, I'll look it up. Actually, I was thinking about getting FF: Origins and playing that on my set-up for a while. Just to rid my mind of how awesome GoW3 looked.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at March 26, 2010 06:11 PM (otlXg)
You have to know the super double secret password as given by a random moronette that wears no panties. And it changes daily.
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at March 26, 2010 06:11 PM (7VvJB)
"I got yet tiara right here . . . "
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 26, 2010 06:11 PM (zgZzy)
Posted by: wherestherum at March 26, 2010 06:12 PM (fwPAH)
Posted by: NOBEL PRIZE WINNER Jimmy Carter at March 26, 2010 06:12 PM (QrFu1)
Posted by: Apu at March 26, 2010 10:03 PM (4Kl5M)
How much?
Four dollars, you say. All right. Gosh, it's actually no to hard to understand ya --you're so clean and articulate. (Hands over three dollars) There you go.
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 26, 2010 06:13 PM (DFXGW)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 26, 2010 10:11 PM (hTUEv)
High praise indeed! Very gratifying...
Posted by: Reactionary at March 26, 2010 06:13 PM (4nbyM)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2010 06:14 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Reactionary at March 26, 2010 06:17 PM (4nbyM)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at March 26, 2010 06:19 PM (rurh0)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 26, 2010 06:19 PM (hTUEv)
Posted by: mpfs, Raul, another vodka. Merci. at March 26, 2010 06:19 PM (QuP9W)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Public school children.
Posted by: huerfano at March 26, 2010 06:20 PM (gLSaO)
Posted by: davidt at March 26, 2010 06:20 PM (nqCRm)
Posted by: hippy douche at March 26, 2010 06:20 PM (4Kl5M)
Over at Tepid Air, all the human nerf balls (who haven't been banned under the New Order) are going orgasmic over Palin wearing a leather jacket when she appeared with McCain today.....
Must. Not. Go. Back. There.
Posted by: Ray-man at March 26, 2010 06:21 PM (Ih3A+)
This is why I find myself lucky women don't find me attractive. They like pale shiny emo-twits nowadays. Thank you, Lord Darwin!
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at March 26, 2010 06:21 PM (otlXg)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 26, 2010 06:21 PM (OkT2m)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at March 26, 2010 06:22 PM (7VvJB)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at March 26, 2010 10:19 PM (rurh0)
$500 at least. $1000 if I get to use a bat with nails sticking out. I'd whack that thing like a piniata full of gold coins. I can almost hear the crunch of the breaking bones, and see the wet red blood spreading across the burlap of the sack. Ahhhhh.....
Posted by: Reactionary at March 26, 2010 06:22 PM (4nbyM)
I think the thing that throws Carter, regarding Hamas, is that the guys at Hamas don't wear T-shirts that say "I am a terrorist. Really. Seriously."
OK, you got me. If they really did have T-shirts like that, it wouldn't change a damn thing.
Hey - this is Obamaworld. Barry's close associates with marxists his whole life, practically everything he says and has ever done is consistent with marxist ideology, but if you suggest, "Hey, that Obama guy seems like a marxist" they say "You're racist". The guy even used Soviet-style propaganda posters, just to make it obvious! He ran on the ticket of an officially socialist party, back in IL!! He has a f-ing PAY CZAR, for cryin' out loud!!!
But the bottom line is, "Obama CAN'T be socialist, simply because he SAYS he's not socialist." It's just one of many fantastical things he says, that so many people choose to believe simply because he said it. So, hey, maybe it's just that Hamas can't be a bunch of terrorists because Obama SAYS they're not.
Posted by: Optimizer at March 26, 2010 06:23 PM (odEHq)
Sounds delicious to me. Making me hungry.
Didja see any Russian oil-drilling rigs out there? I'm betting they'll be setting up about 3.1 miles from the coast.
Posted by: Ray-man at March 26, 2010 06:23 PM (Ih3A+)
This is why I find myself lucky women don't find me attractive. They like pale shiny emo-twits nowadays. Thank you, Lord Darwin!
Posted by: Kratos
All he does is brood and stare. Not attractive at all. Edward is a pussy.
Posted by: mpfs, Raul, another vodka. Merci. at March 26, 2010 06:23 PM (QuP9W)
Posted by: Pgis at March 26, 2010 06:23 PM (2EN40)
When isJimmy 'the Bastard' Carter going to fucking die? Oh, how I wish it was right now. Right this damn minute, that sack of shit. First presidential traitor I know of. Terrorist loving scum bag.
Insert your own corrections
Posted by: dagny at March 26, 2010 06:23 PM (z3KyF)
Posted by: davidt at March 26, 2010 06:23 PM (nqCRm)
Posted by: Reactionary at March 26, 2010 10:17 PM (4nbyM)
--It was enjoyable --try just to take it as a fun Dirty Dozen type war movie --obviously not realistic.
Were you here the other night when I was mentioning revenge flicks? This is a good one!
Posted by: Sheriff Joe Biden at March 26, 2010 06:24 PM (Mmw0q)
No bacon?
How about Hindu?
Posted by: MarkD at March 26, 2010 06:26 PM (YhZfg)
Posted by: Andy Rand at March 26, 2010 06:26 PM (mhD2v)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at March 26, 2010 06:26 PM (7VvJB)
Nope! but we were armed to the teeth, well I was and my kid asked me why, he said we're going fishing Dad and I said just drive the boat son, 30 miles out it was a good trip.
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 26, 2010 06:26 PM (hTUEv)
Hey, nightshifter represent'n here: I'm in 4th place in the March Madness pick'em. Heeeey, boyeeee.
DangStraights, how you doin'? Fubar?
Posted by: rdbrewer at March 26, 2010 06:27 PM (6i9YF)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at March 26, 2010 06:27 PM (otlXg)
Posted by: Reactionary at March 26, 2010 06:28 PM (4nbyM)
I heard a statistic after the 76 election that if just 2 more people per district in Ohio had voted for Ford, Carter would have lost. I jumped my Brother and Sister-in-laws asses for not voting that year. To the best of my knowledge, they have never missed a presidential election since.
I knew it was going to be bad with him in the Oval Office. I was wrong. It was horrible. Deja Obama f-n vu.
Posted by: Ohio Dan at March 26, 2010 06:28 PM (rurh0)
You're not going to waste the whole friggin' even posting mindless crap are you, Andy?
Got the Cartoon Network on your cable? Watch it.
P.S. to everyone else: funny mindless crap is another matter. Andy don't do that....
Posted by: Ray-man at March 26, 2010 06:29 PM (Ih3A+)
Posted by: Flavius Julius at March 26, 2010 10:27 PM (IrdrP)
--Damn sock!
Ha, Green Zone is on that site. Wonder how its quaity is? Either constant words at the bottom ("Review Copy . . .") or people getting up and down to go to the shitter/get more popcorn.
Posted by: logprof at March 26, 2010 06:30 PM (Mmw0q)
Posted by: Hanover Fiste at March 26, 2010 06:30 PM (vZIG7)
Posted by: pitythefool at March 26, 2010 06:30 PM (QhQJk)
15 Lies Men tell Their Girlfriends (or Wives or Both)
Okay 揧ou look great in anything!?is technically a lie, but this is a case where the truth is simply unacceptable.
--Oh, and who the fuck writes shit like this?
Way to give away our secrets for $50, traitor dumbass! 
Posted by: logprof at March 26, 2010 06:32 PM (Mmw0q)
Posted by: Flavius Julius at March 26, 2010 06:32 PM (IrdrP)
Posted by: monty python killer bunny aka snowball at March 26, 2010 06:35 PM (ZJ9I/)
God Bless our Troops and their Families, best folks for our Country at this moment!!!!
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 26, 2010 06:37 PM (hTUEv)
Posted by: Rat Patrol at March 26, 2010 06:37 PM (dQdrY)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at March 26, 2010 06:38 PM (rurh0)
I'd like to get into GoW3, but I never finished GoW1 (terrible, I know. So many PS2 games I never finished because of college).
Posted by: Gaff at March 26, 2010 06:39 PM (mTB38)
Posted by: Gay-Man at March 26, 2010 06:42 PM (mHQ7T)
Hi, all. Not going to stay long. The dismal news seems to have taken it out of me.
I heard a statistic after the 76 election that if just 2 more people per district in Ohio had voted for Ford, Carter would have lost. I jumped my Brother and Sister-in-laws asses for not voting that year. To the best of my knowledge, they have never missed a presidential election since.
I knew it was going to be bad with him in the Oval Office. I was wrong. It was horrible. Deja Obama f-n vu.
Posted by: Ohio Dan at March 26, 2010 10:28 PM (rurh0)
Dan, did you by chance hear that at a GOOOH mtg or was that from the big Tea Party bash speeches in Feb.? I know I heard that too, just trying to remember where.
Hey, Rum, I saw you posted once or twice yesterday afternoon. How did you do that at work?
Posted by: RushBabe at March 26, 2010 06:42 PM (LKkE8)
I do not fucker. Take that back. Neither did my family.
Posted by: mpfs, Raul, another vodka. Merci. at March 26, 2010 10:28 PM (QuP9W)
I may be mistaken, but I get the impression that there is a distinct difference between those who see themselves as religious/traditional Jews, and those who see themselves as simply racial Jews. The racialist Jews are much more likely to go Left.
Posted by: Reactionary at March 26, 2010 06:43 PM (4nbyM)
Awesome quote a friend posted on Facebook:
"The rifle itself has no moral stature, since it has no will of its own. Naturally, it may be used by evil men for evil purposes, but there are more good men than evil, and while the latter cannot be persuaded to the path of righteousness by propaganda, they can certainly be corrected by good men with rifles." --LTC Jeff Cooper
Posted by: logprof at March 26, 2010 06:43 PM (Mmw0q)
Posted by: RushBabe at March 26, 2010 06:44 PM (LKkE8)
Posted by: davidt at March 26, 2010 10:45 PM (nqCRm)
Jew By Blood Only, I suppose.
Posted by: Reactionary at March 26, 2010 06:47 PM (4nbyM)
Posted by: logprof at March 26, 2010 06:47 PM (Mmw0q)
Ganesh is the Hindu god for businessmen, btw..
Posted by: TexasJew at March 26, 2010 06:47 PM (BauDL)
Magic. And the boss was out of town.
I also quit.
Posted by: wherestherum at March 26, 2010 06:47 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at March 26, 2010 06:47 PM (rurh0)
As in "it will be healthtopia" should have been "you're fucked".
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at March 26, 2010 06:47 PM (7VvJB)
Posted by: Annabelle at March 26, 2010 06:48 PM (MPg7j)
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at March 26, 2010 06:48 PM (mHQ7T)
Posted by: ktnxbai at March 26, 2010 06:49 PM (1rAX9)
So after running in circles in Hera's Garden last night, I gave up.
I'll be lurking and tying flies, tonight.
Fuck Hera and her Escher-esque garden.
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2010 06:49 PM (U/ASR)
That sucks. Luckily for me, I had just graduated from college when the GoW series came out.
It shouldn't take you too long to finish the GoW series if you wanted to get into it again.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at March 26, 2010 06:49 PM (otlXg)
Posted by: wherestherum at March 26, 2010 10:47 PM (gofDd)
I'm sorry to hear that the bastard drove you out. Piss on him. Take solace from the fact that some day a disgruntled employee will walk in with a .45 and settle his hash. Payback's a bitch.
Posted by: Reactionary at March 26, 2010 06:49 PM (4nbyM)
The only Jewish person I knew who was political conservative was also a religious conservative. She considered herself "conservadox" which wasn't quite orthodox but wasn't reform, either. She kept kosher, took part in all religious holidays and the sabbath every week. The older she got, the more religious she became and I think she stopped being friends with me because I'm a gentile.
Posted by: wherestherum at March 26, 2010 06:49 PM (gofDd)
Do the Democrats have incriminating photos of Moses or something?
Posted by: Trimegistus at March 26, 2010 06:50 PM (QrFu1)
WTR, why the small font. You should be typing that in about a 46 font, along with assorted profanity. Good on you girl.
Posted by: Ohio Dan at March 26, 2010 06:50 PM (rurh0)
Posted by: wherestherum at March 26, 2010 06:51 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 26, 2010 06:53 PM (yfJ6g)
Posted by: wherestherum at March 26, 2010 10:49 PM (gofDd)
Hmm. That's a shame - and seems like a poor way to live. Cutting off relations with honest people who don't share your view seldom wins converts.
Though I do endorse cutting off relations with dishonest scumbags who don't share your view - like virtually every Liberal I've ever met.
Posted by: Reactionary at March 26, 2010 06:53 PM (4nbyM)
I hope you said it with a flaming bag of Dog Shit on his desk, Rum.
Sorry to hear that you are back on the hunt.
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2010 06:53 PM (U/ASR)
Posted by: Annabelle at March 26, 2010 06:53 PM (MPg7j)
Posted by: huerfano at March 26, 2010 06:54 PM (gLSaO)
Has anyone posted the part of Monty Python & the Grail where they get attacked by the vicious rabbit yet?
That's one vicious and foul beast!
Posted by: Tim the Enchanter at March 26, 2010 06:54 PM (U/ASR)
Per Insty.
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at March 26, 2010 06:54 PM (7VvJB)
lol. Well, it certainly felt good to walk out. I quit when the boss was gone and told one of the partners and the office manager. I think they were a little surprised, since I'd actually stayed for more than a few days.
I also learned today the other attorneys and paralegals found out I was gone and asked why I quit. The person they asked said, "I don't know. What do YOU guys think?" And they all, to a one, blamed the boss.
Posted by: wherestherum at March 26, 2010 06:54 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 26, 2010 06:55 PM (ZJ9I/)
Posted by: wherestherum at March 26, 2010 10:51 PM (gofDd)
Excellent. Hopefully the exodus from that firm will continue. Let the arrogant pharoh lose his slaves.
Posted by: Reactionary at March 26, 2010 06:56 PM (4nbyM)
Posted by: wherestherum at March 26, 2010 06:56 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 26, 2010 06:56 PM (ZJ9I/)
Posted by: logprof at March 26, 2010 06:57 PM (Mmw0q)
Posted by: Trimegistus at March 26, 2010 06:58 PM (QrFu1)
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2010 10:57 PM (U/ASR)
Best Monty Python bit ever.
Posted by: Reactionary at March 26, 2010 06:58 PM (4nbyM)
free pudding? lotion ???
Posted by: your boss, inconsolable at March 26, 2010 06:59 PM (JrRME)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at March 26, 2010 06:59 PM (rurh0)
Posted by: ktnxbai at March 26, 2010 07:00 PM (1rAX9)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 26, 2010 07:01 PM (yfJ6g)
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2010 07:03 PM (U/ASR)
Feeling/sharing your pain.
Try it at age 59.
Sucks.
Posted by: Ray-man at March 26, 2010 07:03 PM (Ih3A+)
Posted by: huerfano at March 26, 2010 07:04 PM (gLSaO)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at March 26, 2010 10:59 PM (rurh0)
Which is more profitable? Gun running or black market antibiotics?
Posted by: Rat Patrol at March 26, 2010 07:04 PM (dQdrY)
Posted by: ktnxbai at March 26, 2010 11:00 PM (1rAX9)
My thoughts entirely. You're always going to have to deal with shit bosses. But that's how you get to run your own show, eventually..
Posted by: TexasJew at March 26, 2010 07:05 PM (BauDL)
early eighties special effects, and all the girls love Harry Hamlin with his big pouty lips and silly 80s hairdo...
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at March 26, 2010 07:05 PM (JrRME)
Posted by: ktnxbai at March 26, 2010 11:00 PM (1rAX9
I'm right in that boat with you. Keep bailin'.
Posted by: huerfano at March 26, 2010 07:06 PM (gLSaO)
Posted by: ktnxbai at March 26, 2010 11:00 PM (1rAX9)
Ouch - that sucks. If that's your situation I hope you are able to get that corrected soon.
This trouble economic age has me worried about that. At present I am fortunate enough to still be employed, and am hoarding all I can for fear that it could happen to me as well. Once you hit 50 a lot of people give you the write-off, as if you were a 95 year old with advanced Alheimerz. Sickening.
Posted by: Reactionary at March 26, 2010 07:06 PM (4nbyM)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 26, 2010 07:06 PM (ZJ9I/)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 26, 2010 07:06 PM (2g2ex)
Posted by: Ace's liver at March 26, 2010 07:07 PM (LtIsn)
Posted by: ktnxbai at March 26, 2010 11:00 PM (1rAX9
I'm right in that boat with you. Keep bailin'.
Posted by: huerfano at March 26, 2010 11:06 PM (gLSaO)
Hand me a bailer. Rub a dub dub, 3 M&M's in a tub...
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 26, 2010 07:08 PM (2g2ex)
I quit my museum job over Christmas Break, as I mentioned in the ONTs of yore...but after 2yrs of being pushed to the limit. Didn't help having a dictatorial boss who thought that I wanted her job, & she also took credit for all my ideas. Frankly, looking back on it, don't really care if she took the credit for everything. I know what I did, & I'm proud of it.
But, that's just the way it is. Sometimes you can last out, but other times you can't. Depends on the situation.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 26, 2010 07:08 PM (yfJ6g)
Yet they still pander to blacks, hispanics, and muslims, all who turn around and blame their problems on the Jews
They support Barry through his outward disdain of Israel, yet consider the conservatives who support Israel as their enemy
I always wondered how so many people could be led to their deaths in occupied Europe. I think I'm getting a clue how.
Posted by: kbdabear at March 26, 2010 07:08 PM (sYxEE)
Which is more profitable? Gun running or black market antibiotics?
Posted by: Rat Patrol at March 26, 2010 11:04 PM (dQdrY)
I dunno, but gun running has got to be more fun. Think of all the joy you'll have demonstrating the merchandise. Plus there's all the interesting folk you'll get to meet.
Posted by: Reactionary at March 26, 2010 07:08 PM (4nbyM)
Don't worry, uh, it's no biggie, I got you covered, er, um, it's not my money I'm gonna be using.
Posted by: Barack Obama at March 26, 2010 07:09 PM (DFXGW)
Posted by: eman at March 26, 2010 07:09 PM (3fzoU)
This guy is a serious control freak. One of my coworkers told me she had been tasked something by him and one of the other partners. The other partner needed his thing done ASAP. Boss man said no, what he wanted had to be done first. She told him the other partner wanted his thing done ASAP. Boss man yelled that HE was the boss of the LA office, not the other partner and that she would do what HE said, not what the other partner told her. She pointed out the other partner's name is also on the letter head (and the first name listed, to wit) and the boss said he didn't care, it was HIS office and HE ruled.
Posted by: wherestherum at March 26, 2010 07:10 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: Editor at March 26, 2010 07:10 PM (MD8nk)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 26, 2010 11:06 PM (ZJ9I/)
So not being able to pay the rent or other bills when you have a family to support is nothing to worry about?
Posted by: TexasJew at March 26, 2010 07:11 PM (BauDL)
Posted by: Gaff at March 26, 2010 07:12 PM (mTB38)
Dang, Rum. This guy deserves to lose all skilled workers. Not a good way to run a business, methinks.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at March 26, 2010 07:12 PM (otlXg)
Posted by: wherestherum at March 26, 2010 11:10 PM
I WON !
Posted by: WTR's former boss at March 26, 2010 07:12 PM (sYxEE)
I'll be lurking and tying flies, tonight.
Fuck Hera and her Escher-esque garden.
Dang, I just saw this. I thought the Hera's Garden puzzle was cool. None of the GoW3 puzzles were brain melters. Where are you at, may I ask?
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at March 26, 2010 07:13 PM (otlXg)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 26, 2010 07:14 PM (ZJ9I/)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at March 26, 2010 07:14 PM (rurh0)
My strategery is to sell my organs, starting with one kidney.
Also, to faithfully observe Steak & BJ Day so Mr. Y-not lets me stay in Casa Y-not.
Posted by: Y-not at March 26, 2010 07:14 PM (Kn9r7)
Posted by: RushBabe at March 26, 2010 07:14 PM (LKkE8)
Through research and anecdotes, I learned that a lot of Jews in Europe at the time completely denied such a thing could happen. Times were civilized and no one could ever do such a thing. And even when neighbors never came back, they believed the lies they were told.
Bill Handel's dad was a Holocaust survivor. Handel tells his dad's story every so often. Essentially, his father's parents thought their connections would protect them. Handel's father kept urging his family to leave because he saw what was happening. They refused, denying that anything bad would happen. He left for Brazil and never saw his family again.
Posted by: wherestherum at March 26, 2010 07:15 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: davidt at March 26, 2010 07:15 PM (nqCRm)
(real woman of genius)
Today we salute you, Ms. Wherestherum take no crap off the asshole attorney lady.
(Ms. Wherestherum take no crap off the asshole attorney lady.)
Any jobless moron can suffer a dickhead boss but it takes real talent to stay their for two weeks and quit on the bastard when he is out of town.
(Mazal Tov) Perched at your desk in stompy boots, you tirelessly churn out worthless paperwork while plotting his assassination.
(Keep on shootin')
Sight check? You don't need no stinking sight check.
(No!)
And even though you've never had groupies, you have bagged the occasional paralegal.
(Never forget you!)
So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, rum-girl, because every job you go to, you're the real boss.
(Ms. Wherestherum take no crap off the asshole attorney lady.)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at March 26, 2010 07:15 PM (7VvJB)
As an Obama hating Jew, I can tell you that Obumbles is doing very well for himself in the alienation of my people. Most of my cogent friends have seen the light. It took a lot of persuasive missives, but they finally get it.
He hates Jews.
Many of their parents won't even talk about the 'mistake'.
They just repeat the same mantra when pressed. "Never Again, Never.".
Here's hoping they remember and can't be fooled into thinking that they are doing, 'The Right Thing' , by voting for someone based on nothing other than his skin color.
OUR PRESIDENT HATES JEWS.
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2010 07:16 PM (U/ASR)
Good for you, Rum. No reason you should subject yourself to that dickfuck's mental problems on a daily basis.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 26, 2010 07:16 PM (ItYYA)
Biden: People are skeptical of what weÂ’re doing because of Â… Bush
VPOTUS blamed the George W. Bush administration for any unpopularity the current administration has suffered.
“We inherited a cynical republic, and I can’t blame them,” he said.
“Eight years of collapse, eight years of being misled about wars.”
He cast the Republican political strategy since last January as irresponsible cynicism., and boasted that the recent passage of health care reform might dispel it.
“They [Republicans] still believe cynicism will prevail, that the government can’t do anything, that we’re a bunch of socialists – all these things you hear. I think the healthcare debate put a big stake in the heart of that argument.”
Posted by: kbdabear at March 26, 2010 07:17 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 26, 2010 07:17 PM (ZJ9I/)
Oooooo! I kinda like that idea. Hmmmm. I'd get to shoot bad guys! I'll have to get in shape first. Who's going to suspect the short Asian chick?
Posted by: wherestherum at March 26, 2010 07:17 PM (gofDd)
Live cast? Is that what I think it is?
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at March 26, 2010 07:17 PM (otlXg)
I always wondered how so many people could be led to their deaths in occupied Europe. I think I'm getting a clue how.
...also, many were too poor to get out. If you want a good read on the subject, check out the beginning of , "Bill Graham: Presents". Uncle Bobo's autobiography (of sorts) has some touchiing recollections of a young Jew growing up in pre-war europe.
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2010 07:19 PM (U/ASR)
Use GoW3 as a training tool. That'll get the blood pumping.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at March 26, 2010 07:19 PM (otlXg)
Editor, your link to the Seattle Moron Meetup livestream over at the Yahoo site is no good, its busted.
Posted by: Blazer at March 26, 2010 07:19 PM (t72+4)
I have a note to myself to call my local Congresscritter to see if I can get an internship or something. I don't know much about him, only that he's a Dem, but I think he voted against TARP so he has that going for him. He probably voted for the health care thing, though. I'll check on that.
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at March 26, 2010 11:15 PM (7VvJB)
*claps* Bravo!
Posted by: wherestherum at March 26, 2010 07:19 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: Y-not at March 26, 2010 07:20 PM (Kn9r7)
Hi Seattle Morons! (I don't think that linky thing does what you think it does)
Posted by: s☺mej☼e at March 26, 2010 07:20 PM (4y0YU)
Posted by: wherestherum at March 26, 2010 07:22 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at March 26, 2010 07:22 PM (otlXg)
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at March 26, 2010 07:22 PM (mHQ7T)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 26, 2010 11:17 PM (ZJ9I/)
Immediately file a complaint and get a hard-assed attorney. Take photos of the hole in the wall and get someone to photograph any other physical evidence and witnesses. Maybe a psychiatrist. That's about five counts, if my math is correct.
Posted by: TexasJew at March 26, 2010 07:22 PM (BauDL)
101 Andy Rand -- Those of you liberals who didn't dismiss every last bit of Holocaust footage as having been filmed by a movie studio somewhere in upstate New York are busy poring over it for ideas on what to do with us; you know and we know it, so don't bother with this crap.
'Rum -- Congratulations on getting out of that lousy job. My first professional job was with a Type-A control freak who got into screaming fights with his wife (and partner) almost every day; I worked in the same room with them and lasted about six months before I finally said No, I can't do this anymore. There's no reason to put up with an abusive situation if you don't have to; hope you land on your feet quick.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at March 26, 2010 07:22 PM (khLFM)
Posted by: huerfano at March 26, 2010 07:22 PM (gLSaO)
I have a note to myself to call my local Congresscritter to see if I can get an internship or something.
I know he's a longshot, but what about Chuck DeVore? Does he have an LA office (and I don't mean Lower Alabama). That might be an interesting job, and even if he loses, you'll have the experience. And since pols will be the only ones with paychecks soon, that experience could lead to a steady income stream.
Posted by: RushBabe at March 26, 2010 07:23 PM (LKkE8)
219 A congresswoman from Missouri or somewhere said that the Republicans were being led by a bunch of Chicken Littles.
Slow Joe should know by now (though he won't) that people are really tired of playing the "blame Bush" game. I find it annoying, tiresome, & a major turn-off.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 26, 2010 07:23 PM (yfJ6g)
Posted by: Reactionary at March 26, 2010 07:23 PM (4nbyM)
"Parkour Generations"
Watch their showreel ...and then check out their training videos.
Thought in passing: If people like that start carrying weapons during a Zombie Apocalypse...
Posted by: Warren Bonesteel at March 26, 2010 07:24 PM (wmtV/)
I was serious about the self employed route. I bet you could start a nice little business by specializing in graffiti removal. You see potential customers every day. $50 or a $100 bucks to paint over or dissolve and clean a little spray paint on a wall, several times a day and you could get by till something better comes along. I am sure the moronosphere would have a few better ideas.
Here in Cincinnati, and I suspect elsewhere, we actually have people who are paid to pick up dogshit in lawns. There slogan is "Got Poop?".
I'm not suggesting you go into that business. What I am saying most every service job is doing what someone else is to lazy to do themselves. Figure out what fits you best.
Posted by: Ohio Dan at March 26, 2010 07:24 PM (rurh0)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at March 26, 2010 07:24 PM (7VvJB)
It's all they know, though. So we've got at least several more years of that crap.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at March 26, 2010 07:24 PM (otlXg)
What does that mean for Rahm?
Posted by: wherestherum at March 26, 2010 07:24 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 26, 2010 07:25 PM (ZJ9I/)
If I may ask, Rum, what's your dream job?
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 26, 2010 07:25 PM (yfJ6g)
Posted by: Y-not at March 26, 2010 11:20 PM
Wait till I run out to the court to indict the Duke players for rape.
They say you can indict a ham sandwich, but I've never seen a Jew prosecutor do that in NC
Posted by: Mike Nifong at March 26, 2010 07:25 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at March 26, 2010 07:26 PM (otlXg)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 26, 2010 07:26 PM (2g2ex)
Good point, particularly when you're discussing Eastern Europe. The vast bulk of Jews in the Soviet areas were about as wealthy as the other lower class people in the USSR after the 1930s. If you're living in a small shtetl with dirt roads and without electricity in the Soviet Union, fleeing abroad is easier said than done.
Their access to news about exactly what had been going on in Germany up till then might not have been that great either.
Posted by: AD at March 26, 2010 07:27 PM (vMq5s)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 26, 2010 07:27 PM (ZJ9I/)
Posted by: Yehudit at March 26, 2010 07:28 PM (tPuuU)
I actually contact his office via email and never heard back. I'll make a note to follow up next week and call, maybe see if I can talk to a human. I really do think he's not going to get far. I like him and where he stands on most issues, but he's not coming off very strongly for some reason. Maybe it's his campaign staff but he's not getting recognition statewide.
Posted by: wherestherum at March 26, 2010 07:29 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: wherestherum at March 26, 2010 11:24 PM (gofDd)
Zero and Rev. Wright will send him to the ovens last.
Posted by: Rat Patrol at March 26, 2010 07:29 PM (dQdrY)
Any suggestions?
Posted by: Y-not at March 26, 2010 07:29 PM (Kn9r7)
Posted by: AD at March 26, 2010 07:30 PM (vMq5s)
One of my worst bosses was a guy who passed himself off as a Pepperdine grad (I guess he thought it sounded cool to hang in Malibu) who acted as if he was everyone's best friend. He was really hard on the eyes, and his favorite piece of advice to me, his then 25 yr-old assistant, was, "Give ulcers, don't get them."
Said jackass was found out when upper mgt (Japanese-American guys) wondered why this haole was so ineffective but had such lofty opinions of his own work. Turns out Pepperdine was made up. I don't know if he went to college at all.
Posted by: RushBabe at March 26, 2010 07:30 PM (LKkE8)
Could you please call me Senator? I worked really hard to get called a Senator with my name on a reserved parking spot
Posted by: Sen. Claire McCaskill at March 26, 2010 07:31 PM (sYxEE)
woohoo, i think a carrier pulled in!!
i hope these fools didn't spend all their cash on booze and hookers
yo
Posted by: nojokin,itdatoken at March 26, 2010 07:33 PM (gg4j2)
Hmm, I don't know if I have an answer to that. Totally fantastically? The wife of a Senator. Still fantastically, but a little more realistic? Congressional staffer.
I've been a little directionless since I left my first job. I'm keeping an eye out for that window of opportunity while I also look for a job, but I'm not sure which way I want to go.
Posted by: wherestherum at March 26, 2010 07:34 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 26, 2010 07:34 PM (yfJ6g)
Posted by: RushBabe at March 26, 2010 07:34 PM (LKkE8)
for the record, i was a sweet innocent sailor type.
hit port and we went to church and drank milk, if i was feeling frisky...strawberry milk
Posted by: nojokin,itdatoken at March 26, 2010 07:35 PM (gg4j2)
Posted by: Yiwu Dushang Jewelry Co., Ltd. Human Resources Dept. at March 26, 2010 07:35 PM (KrRnU)
271 So, politics. You could get Masters in International Relations or one of those other fields. What about other politicians who are either running for reelection or some who need help at the home office?
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 26, 2010 07:36 PM (yfJ6g)
Posted by: nojokin,itdatoken at March 26, 2010 07:37 PM (gg4j2)
Hey, I worked summers in the McCaskills when I was saving up for college in Scranton. I got to know a lot of rich Jew Democrats there. They loved to laugh at my jokes, but they tipped like Kennedys
Posted by: Joe the Biden at March 26, 2010 07:37 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: wherestherum at March 26, 2010 11:34 PM (gofDd)
I suppose I am wrong to ridicule someone's dream, but that seems to me like a failure of imagination, coupled with an undue tolerance for sleaze... When the critieria is "totally fantastically" I'm sure you can do better...
Posted by: Reactionary at March 26, 2010 07:37 PM (4nbyM)
Posted by: RushBabe at March 26, 2010 07:37 PM (LKkE8)
Posted by: Reactionary at March 26, 2010 10:17 PM (4nbyM)
It's Tarantino crap of the worst sort. The movie's a good hour longer than it needs to be because the self-indulgent prick takes scenes that should last only a couple of minutes and drags them out to fucking infinity with endless pregnant pauses and reaction shots and subtitled patter about stuff that doesn't make a damn bit of difference to the plot, except to let Tarantino show off his knowledge of prewar German cinema. Wanna hear more smug references to UFA and G.W. Pabst than you ever thought you could stomach? Rent Inglourious Basterds. I even hate the ending, since I really don't know exactly what kind of satisfaction we're supposed to be getting from Tarantino's sophomoric disposal of Hitler as opposed to what actually did happen to him in real life.
Watch Reservoir Dogs or Pulp Fiction again instead, since Tarantino hasn't learned to do anything beyond what he was making fifteen years ago. Or just watch this; it's much funnier.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at March 26, 2010 07:37 PM (khLFM)
Posted by: Annabelle at March 26, 2010 07:38 PM (MPg7j)
Posted by: wherestherum at March 26, 2010 07:38 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: wherestherum at March 26, 2010 11:34 PM (gofDd)
Hands off, he's taken!
Posted by: Mrs. Senator Scott Brown at March 26, 2010 07:38 PM (Kn9r7)
Posted by: Yehudit at March 26, 2010 11:28 PM (tPuuU)
Not all Hindus are vegetarians. But I think pork is not very popular in India because of the legacy of the (Muslim) Moghul emperors and the fairly large Muslim minority that still remains there.
Posted by: stuiec at March 26, 2010 07:38 PM (W+GYq)
What does that mean for Rahm?
Rahm's not a Jew. He's a ballet dancing thug. Cross him and he'll jete you to death.
Posted by: huerfano at March 26, 2010 07:39 PM (gLSaO)
Hope you like going to strip clubs
Posted by: Jeri Ryan at March 26, 2010 07:40 PM (sYxEE)
Any suggestions?
1. Find one US president of the light skinned negro variety, pit out the dialect.
2. Splice tongue down center.
3. Boil, then broil on high, burn to a crisp.
4. Serve to lib friends with a nice chianti.
5. Trash leftovers.
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at March 26, 2010 07:40 PM (7VvJB)
Posted by: wherestherum at March 26, 2010 07:40 PM (gofDd)
Is everyone already passed out?
Or the comment mojo has been exhausted from the other threads.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at March 26, 2010 07:40 PM (otlXg)
288 only in naples, italy i think
you know, my two boys are huge and cost alot in daily upkeep, i bet they could last for a few days.....hmmmmmmm...
Posted by: nojokin,itdatoken at March 26, 2010 07:41 PM (gg4j2)
Posted by: wherestherum at March 26, 2010 11:38 PM
I thought that was Steve Pozner who wanted to yank out Prop 13? At least that's what Meg Whitman's 120 ads a day on tv and radio tell me
Posted by: kbdabear at March 26, 2010 07:42 PM (sYxEE)
Any suggestions?
1. Find one US president of the light skinned negro variety, pit out the dialect.
2. Splice tongue down center.
Too late. It's already forked, as we well know.
And we're "forked" over.
Posted by: Y-not at March 26, 2010 07:43 PM (Kn9r7)
There are some good guys in politics on occasion. Besides, I'm thinking of dinner parties and rubbing elbows with the Who's Who of Washington. It's a life of luxury I'm looking at. Also it would be inside access to policy discussions without actually having to be in the spotlight. It's like being famous without the fame.
Posted by: wherestherum at March 26, 2010 07:43 PM (gofDd)
speaking of stripbars aka 294, my wife and little one are leaving for memphis for a week and leaving me to my own devices
i see much beer in my future
Posted by: nojokin,itdatoken at March 26, 2010 07:43 PM (gg4j2)
In my other windows I'm mail-merging postcards to all the House and Senate Republicans.
Posted by: arhooley at March 26, 2010 07:43 PM (M/+ha)
Posted by: kbdabear at March 26, 2010 07:44 PM (sYxEE)
Ah, that makes sense. Whitman's doing a good job of making Poizner look like a loser.
Posted by: wherestherum at March 26, 2010 07:45 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: wherestherum at March 26, 2010 11:43 PM (gofDd)
Fair enough. But I'd think you'd do better with a powerful businessman - getting most/all of those perks without having to be around so many damn leftists all the time. Then again, my dream is to have a live-in mistress/servant to cater to my every perverse whim, so I have no room to talk about what's best.
Posted by: Reactionary at March 26, 2010 07:46 PM (4nbyM)
A buck or two... probably just a simple tomato and fresh basil pasta sauce over angel hair.
Posted by: Y-not at March 26, 2010 07:47 PM (Kn9r7)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 26, 2010 07:47 PM (ZJ9I/)
Ramen Noodles.
And the Blood of the Olympians.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at March 26, 2010 07:47 PM (otlXg)
Posted by: kbdabear at March 26, 2010 11:45 PM (sYxEE)
Grilled peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
Posted by: Reactionary at March 26, 2010 07:48 PM (4nbyM)
A large Snickers bar. It was easy, too; just peel and eat.
Posted by: arhooley at March 26, 2010 07:48 PM (M/+ha)
Pinto beans and smoked pork hocks. It's tasty, filling and keeps the neighbors away.
Posted by: huerfano at March 26, 2010 07:48 PM (gLSaO)
Posted by: wherestherum at March 26, 2010 11:34 PM (gofDd)
What's that, you say, I know it's quite a step back from my old job, but I just got this sudden tingly feeling about runnin' for office.
Posted by: William J. Clinton at March 26, 2010 07:49 PM (DFXGW)
I'd accept businessman, too, but Congress pretty much gets exempt from any wrongdoing, more so than Wall Street. And everywhere you go are leftists. Warren Buffet anyone?
Posted by: wherestherum at March 26, 2010 07:50 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 26, 2010 07:50 PM (ZJ9I/)
Posted by: davidt at March 26, 2010 07:51 PM (nqCRm)
Posted by: wherestherum at March 26, 2010 07:51 PM (gofDd)
But for about three bucks I can make a nice Basque-style pork stew.
Sear blade pork roast cubes in oil, toss in garlic, onion, a bit of diced ham, red bell pepper, orange rind, orange flesh, red pepper flakes, thyme, and paprika. Stew in oven at lowish heat for a couple of hours.
Serve with polenta.
Posted by: Y-not at March 26, 2010 07:51 PM (Kn9r7)
Posted by: wherestherum at March 26, 2010 07:51 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: logprof at March 26, 2010 07:52 PM (Mmw0q)
Posted by: wherestherum at March 26, 2010 11:50 PM (gofDd)
True. The world's awash with the scum. Why can't they all just die? The only consolation I can take from the bleak, dark future this world faces is that one day the vile muslims will do the only good thing they are capable of accomplishing - they will round up the liberals and chop their heads off.
Posted by: Reactionary at March 26, 2010 07:52 PM (4nbyM)
Yeah, and I was going to say a few other things. HOW is it possible that I totally forgot about Alice's clothes? I even looked up the costume designer -- Colleen Atwood. Beautiful stuff.
Posted by: arhooley at March 26, 2010 07:53 PM (M/+ha)
310 What's the best meal you ever made cheaply, like for a buck or two?
Large baked potato, Stouffers spinach souffle, Pace picante sauce. Maybe butter and/or cheese .
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 26, 2010 07:53 PM (2g2ex)
Qik dot com backslash pajamahadeen
Posted by: Pgis at March 26, 2010 11:48 PM (f0meK)
That one works. Editor spelled it like the Nestle brand on the other site.
Posted by: Blazer at March 26, 2010 07:53 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: kbdabear at March 26, 2010 11:45 PM (sYxEE)
--Usually involved pasta for me.
Posted by: logprof at March 26, 2010 07:53 PM (Mmw0q)
Is that intentional? Setting a mood or something?
#330. I'll try then.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at March 26, 2010 07:53 PM (otlXg)
Hobo marinated in Night Train.
Posted by: Ace, head moron at March 26, 2010 07:54 PM (Kn9r7)
Yay now we can see the Seattle morons. Kinda. Well, I can hear you guys.
Posted by: wherestherum at March 26, 2010 11:51 PM (gofDd)
I know, where the hell are they meeting at, a cave ? If so, that is fuckin' awesome.
Posted by: Blazer at March 26, 2010 07:55 PM (t72+4)
Can't wait till he dazzles her with water tables data for Washington State
Posted by: kbdabear at March 26, 2010 07:55 PM (sYxEE)
I looked her up on IMDB. She does do good stuff. I also like Penny Rose. I think she's the one that did the costuming for Pirates.
Posted by: wherestherum at March 26, 2010 07:55 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: ktnxbai at March 26, 2010 07:56 PM (1rAX9)
I'm afraid those two ungodly groups will pull a Japanese/Nazi sort of alliance. Vile racists mating with people they contrive to deem "honorary Aryans."
Does anyone know how the Japs managed to admire the German foreign devils, by the way? I never did find that out.
Posted by: arhooley at March 26, 2010 07:57 PM (M/+ha)
What's the best meal you ever made cheaply, like for a buck or two?
Boone's Farm Wine!
/I wish I were kidding!
Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 26, 2010 07:57 PM (ItYYA)
Gotta keep their identities a secret, in case some hobos are unfortunate enough to wonder near them.
I've heard of some bar being literally in a cave, but I think this was in Germany.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at March 26, 2010 07:57 PM (otlXg)
Kind of like the Grand Mufi of Jerusalem wanting to bring Hitler's progroms into "Palestine"?
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at March 26, 2010 07:58 PM (otlXg)
Posted by: Reactionary at March 26, 2010 11:52 PM (4nbyM)
I wish I knew if we are gonna go Blade Runner or Mad Max. It is really hard to plan for the future when things are so up in the air.
Posted by: Rat Patrol at March 26, 2010 07:59 PM (dQdrY)
Posted by: wherestherum at March 26, 2010 07:59 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: Gaff at March 26, 2010 07:59 PM (mTB38)
Posted by: Y-not at March 26, 2010 11:57 PM (Kn9r7)
--Yeah, by default I think I'll go for Butler.
Posted by: logprof at March 26, 2010 07:59 PM (Mmw0q)
Penny Rose is great, and so is someone named Mary Zophres. She's done Cameron Diaz a couple of times, as well as a couple of big hits that were very annoying.
Posted by: arhooley at March 26, 2010 07:59 PM (M/+ha)
Posted by: Y-not at March 26, 2010 11:57 PM
White meat can't jump
Posted by: Frank Perdue at March 26, 2010 08:00 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: wherestherum at March 26, 2010 08:00 PM (gofDd)
I've heard of some bar being literally in a cave, but I think this was in Germany.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at March 26, 2010 11:57 PM (otlXg)
I know, but its gonna be hard to see pgis when she starts stripping. I just hope one of the other morons has the sense enough flick a lighter or light a torch when it happens.
Posted by: Blazer at March 26, 2010 08:00 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: arhooley at March 26, 2010 11:57 PM (M/+ha)
I understand your concern - but while the Liberals may think it will work that way, there is zero historical precedent for the muzzies not slaughtering anyone who is "the other." Liberals think they can win the muzzie vermin over - little do they know what is in store.
The muslims are depraved - they are far, far worse than either the worst of the Nazis or the Japanese warrior-zealots.
Posted by: Reactionary at March 26, 2010 08:00 PM (4nbyM)
BOOM, I shoulda thought of that one.
Posted by: arhooley at March 26, 2010 08:01 PM (M/+ha)
No, I don't really follow basketball, but I try to root for Purdue (I worked there for 7 years).
Posted by: Y-not at March 26, 2010 08:01 PM (Kn9r7)
Posted by: Jackal at March 26, 2010 08:01 PM (kVxOa)
Now I'm glad I can't see anything.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at March 26, 2010 08:02 PM (otlXg)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 26, 2010 08:02 PM (2g2ex)
I hate public speaking. And no one would vote for me anyway.
Posted by: wherestherum at March 26, 2010 08:02 PM (gofDd)
Sweet dreams!
Posted by: Y-not at March 26, 2010 08:03 PM (Kn9r7)
I do like the idea of Muslims doing a Mars Attacks! on liberals.
Posted by: arhooley at March 26, 2010 08:03 PM (M/+ha)
It's good to be the king
Posted by: Barack Obama at March 26, 2010 08:03 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: Sassypants at March 26, 2010 08:03 PM (nbft6)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at March 26, 2010 08:04 PM (otlXg)
Hahahahahahaha! With Jack Nicholson saying, "Can't we all just get along?"
Posted by: wherestherum at March 26, 2010 08:04 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: arhooley at March 26, 2010 08:05 PM (M/+ha)
Posted by: Sassypants at March 26, 2010 08:05 PM (nbft6)
Posted by: arhooley at March 27, 2010 12:03 AM (M/+ha)
If only they'd get to it right now! Once they were finished ridding us of our Liberal problem we'd have adequate excuse to wipe them all out. It would be a day long remembered...
Posted by: Reactionary at March 26, 2010 08:05 PM (4nbyM)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at March 26, 2010 08:06 PM (otlXg)
Posted by: wherestherum at March 26, 2010 08:06 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at March 26, 2010 08:06 PM (khLFM)
Lawless has shot several nude sex scenes for the Starz show, with both men and women.
Awesome. Guess what's going on my wish list as soon as the DVD is available?
Posted by: mpur at March 26, 2010 08:07 PM (tr6Dy)
Posted by: wherestherum at March 26, 2010 08:07 PM (gofDd)
WWII
Posted by: Ohio Dan at March 26, 2010 08:07 PM (rurh0)
Posted by: Sassypants at March 26, 2010 08:07 PM (nbft6)
I don't understand why it is. I thought the whole point was that it's cheap protein that lasts forever?
Posted by: wherestherum at March 26, 2010 08:08 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: wherestherum at March 26, 2010 08:08 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: Jackal at March 26, 2010 08:09 PM (kVxOa)
Posted by: wherestherum at March 27, 2010 12:07 AM (gofDd)
It is good to remember the details of that horrible event. More Americans should do it. School children should be forced to learn about it (of course, their Liberal teachers would lie, lie, lie). Only by keeping the memory fresh will our nerves be steeled for the task of destroying the muslim enemy.
Posted by: Reactionary at March 26, 2010 08:09 PM (4nbyM)
Lawless has shot several nude sex scenes for the Starz show, with both men and women.
Awesome. Guess what's going on my wish list as soon as the DVD is available?
Posted by: mpur at March 27, 2010 12:07 AM (tr6Dy)
Isn't she the one with an unusually prominent [physical feature], or was that the wrestler chick?
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 26, 2010 08:10 PM (2g2ex)
My mom made tuna casserole with canned tuna, cream of mushroom soup,milk, hard boiled eggs, peas and crunched up Lay's potato chips.
I still make it on occasion, it's a comfort food.
Posted by: mpur at March 26, 2010 08:11 PM (tr6Dy)
Posted by: Pgis at March 26, 2010 08:11 PM (f0meK)
Posted by: Sassypants at March 26, 2010 08:13 PM (nbft6)
Posted by: wherestherum at March 27, 2010 12:08 AM (gofDd)
It used to be. Peanut butter is a great survival food.
Posted by: Rat Patrol at March 26, 2010 08:13 PM (dQdrY)
As an Obama hating Jew, I can tell you that Obumbles is doing very well for himself in the alienation of my people. Most of my cogent friends have seen the light. It took a lot of persuasive missives, but they finally get it. garrett
I sure hope you are right. I have been confused for years as to why so many Jews are liberal and Democrat. Self preservation would seem to point to conservative principles.
Posted by: Ohio Dan at March 26, 2010 08:14 PM (rurh0)
Guess I'll find out when I get the DVD.
Posted by: mpur at March 26, 2010 08:14 PM (tr6Dy)
Well, I've vented and now feel better. And have little more to contribute for now. Time to go outside and soak in the hot tub to warm up my chilled extremities. Spring has come to Michigan, but not yet much warmth.
A good night to all right thinking morons!
Posted by: Reactionary at March 26, 2010 08:14 PM (4nbyM)
Enough ideas, we could open a hobo restaurant
Posted by: kbdabear at March 26, 2010 08:14 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: annak at March 26, 2010 08:16 PM (2/oBD)
I sure hope you are right. I have been confused for years as to why so many Jews are liberal and Democrat. Self preservation would seem to point to conservative principles.
Posted by: Ohio Dan at March 27, 2010 12:14 AMI can't help but think that the motto of Jews in NYC and Hollywood is "Better Dead than Unhip"
Posted by: kbdabear at March 26, 2010 08:16 PM (sYxEE)
A good night to all right thinking morons!
Posted by: Reactionary at March 27, 2010 12:14 AM (4nbyM)
HEY!! What about the rest of us?!?!?!
Posted by: s☺mej☼e at March 26, 2010 08:16 PM (4y0YU)
Posted by: Jackal at March 26, 2010 08:16 PM (kVxOa)
Hate to say it, but I must retire early. Drinking since a little after noon will do that to me (not in college anymore *SIGH*).
Have a good night, everyone!
Have fun, sleepless folks in Seattle!
Posted by: logprof at March 26, 2010 08:16 PM (Mmw0q)
Posted by: rdbrewer at March 26, 2010 08:17 PM (kVxOa)
Posted by: Rat Patrol at March 26, 2010 08:17 PM (dQdrY)
Apparently nothing is sacred.
Posted by: huerfano at March 26, 2010 08:17 PM (gLSaO)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at March 26, 2010 08:18 PM (otlXg)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 26, 2010 08:18 PM (ItYYA)
Posted by: kbdabear at March 27, 2010 12:14 AM (sYxEE)
To Serve Hobos - as guests or menu items?
Hobo Stew [market price] could have a number of meanings.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 26, 2010 08:18 PM (2g2ex)
They're making a live-action Smurfs movie, for Gaia's sake! Hollywood has to be amongst the highest idea-depleted areas on Earth.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at March 26, 2010 08:19 PM (otlXg)
WWII
Austin has an annual Spam festival. Sanctioned by Hormel and everything,
Posted by: mpur at March 26, 2010 08:19 PM (tr6Dy)
I occasionally make omelettes with cheese and green chilies.
Posted by: wherestherum at March 26, 2010 08:19 PM (gofDd)
I thought it was going to be live, not taped vignettes. Oh well.
Posted by: Sassypants at March 27, 2010 12:07 AM (nbft6)
It was a good livestream nonetheless, and I applaud the effort Editor put into it. Pretty sure I knew who some of the morons were just by their voices.
Next time however, they should pick somewhere else besides the event horizon of a black hole to have their meet-up.
Posted by: Blazer at March 26, 2010 08:20 PM (t72+4)
Same reasons why blacks haven't been Repubs all along.
Posted by: wherestherum at March 26, 2010 08:20 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at March 26, 2010 08:21 PM (otlXg)
WTF?????
I'm thinking the spanking scene will have a totally different connotation.
Posted by: mpur at March 26, 2010 08:21 PM (tr6Dy)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at March 26, 2010 08:21 PM (otlXg)
Thanks, Sassy. I felt much better once I decided to quit. I hope they do send me my paycheck for the days I worked. If not, I'll fight them for it.
I'll start hunting again in earnest on Monday.
Posted by: wherestherum at March 26, 2010 08:22 PM (gofDd)
Wait, why wouldn't they?
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at March 26, 2010 08:24 PM (otlXg)
I don't know. Most of the successful buisnessmen in my grandfather and father's generation are. But they rarely cop to it.
The problem is that Liberalism is born from empathy and tolerance. Both factor heavily in Judaism. Culturaly and religiously.
It's a tough nut to crack because the ideals of social liberal policy seem great to just about everyone...the problem is in the sausage making.
Most people just feel that if 'Fair' is good. 'More Fair' must be better.
They don't understand that Fair is as good as it gets.
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2010 08:24 PM (U/ASR)
WTF?????
With MATT DAMON!!!! Down around Santa Fe somewhere.
Posted by: huerfano at March 26, 2010 08:25 PM (gLSaO)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at March 26, 2010 08:26 PM (otlXg)
Are you frakking kidding me? The Coen brothers are remaking True Grit?
WTF?????
With MATT DAMON!!!! Down around Santa Fe somewhere.
Posted by: huerfano at March 27, 2010 12:25 AM (gLSaO)
Are you kidding me, Matt f'cking Damon? They should just get it over with and call it True Shit instead.
Posted by: Blazer at March 26, 2010 08:27 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: mpur at March 27, 2010 12:19 AM (tr6Dy)
I can't find anything on that past 2005.
Posted by: Rat Patrol at March 26, 2010 08:27 PM (dQdrY)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at March 26, 2010 08:28 PM (otlXg)
best cheap eats....
Red beans, Rice and Grilled Andouille. Add a Salad and it's just about perfect and $3.50 or so a plate.
Pulled Pork Sammies with Slaw and Chips/Fries.
Pizza!
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2010 08:28 PM (U/ASR)
spam is a staple here, also diabetes is rampant
hmmmmm
editor, excellent find for a way to liveshoot it, when you're here we'll just talk smack about everyone
when ginger visited (great lady!!! SiM, tell her i said hi) i turned over the laptop to her and we still talked smack
Posted by: nojokin,itdatoken at March 26, 2010 08:28 PM (gg4j2)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at March 27,
2010 12:24 AM (otlXg)
Can't trust lawyers.
Posted by: wherestherum at March 26, 2010 08:28 PM (gofDd)
They also seem to think that equal opportunity = equal outcome/results.
Posted by: wherestherum at March 26, 2010 08:29 PM (gofDd)
He better be cast in Glen Campbell's role.
If they cast that retard as Rooster Cogburn, I will burn down the studio.
Oh! Maybe he's playing Mattie?
Posted by: mpur at March 26, 2010 08:30 PM (tr6Dy)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 26, 2010 08:30 PM (ItYYA)
438 we have an annual spam jam, people come from all over the
world for it, they even shut down waikiki for a night for it
Posted by: nojokin,itdatoken at March 26, 2010 08:30 PM (gg4j2)
FIFY, Blazer.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at March 26, 2010 08:31 PM (otlXg)
Posted by: Rat Patrol at March 26, 2010 08:31 PM (dQdrY)
Have to find the .org site - official Hormel sanctioned site. (The dirty hippies that started it back in the 70's sold out)
Posted by: mpur at March 26, 2010 08:32 PM (tr6Dy)
But I still won't be watching if Matt Damon is in it.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at March 26, 2010 08:32 PM (khLFM)
Posted by: wherestherum at March 26, 2010 08:32 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at March 26, 2010 08:32 PM (rurh0)
You beat me to it. In that case, they may take our lives, but they'll never take our peanut butter!
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at March 26, 2010 08:33 PM (otlXg)
Posted by: wherestherum at March 27, 2010 12:32 AM (gofDd)
Then I'd have to kill them all.
Posted by: Rat Patrol at March 26, 2010 08:33 PM (dQdrY)
They're making a live-action Smurfs movie, for Gaia's sake! Hollywood has to be amongst the highest idea-depleted areas on Earth.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at March 27, 2010 12:19 AM
You're telling me! My tail is sore from all the jumping
Posted by: The Shark at March 26, 2010 08:34 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: huerfano at March 26, 2010 08:34 PM (gLSaO)
I can live with that.
And if Damon is playing the Texas Ranger (shudder), at least he dies.
Posted by: mpur at March 26, 2010 08:35 PM (tr6Dy)
Posted by: wherestherum at March 26, 2010 08:35 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: wherestherum at March 26, 2010 08:36 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: davidt at March 26, 2010 08:36 PM (nqCRm)
You beat me to it. In that case, they may take our lives, but they'll never take our peanut butter!
Mmmmmm, Simply Jif. Best peanut butter ever. and if you say differently, you are wrong.
Posted by: huerfano at March 26, 2010 08:37 PM (gLSaO)
Posted by: davidt at March 27, 2010 12:20 AM
I said, gimme that damn booster carton, I'm DOCTOR Amy Bishop!
Posted by: Amy Bishop at March 26, 2010 08:38 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: nojokin,itdatoken at March 26, 2010 08:38 PM (gg4j2)
Posted by: wherestherum at March 26, 2010 08:39 PM (gofDd)
It's a good thing you're not live-streaming the Nati.
/you'd see me with a spoon and a big ol' jar of PB! Friday night fun!!
Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 26, 2010 08:39 PM (ItYYA)
I still wonder how that's possible, the PB and bacon cookies.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at March 26, 2010 08:39 PM (otlXg)
The Coens compensate for that by limited LaBoeufÂ’s screentime. While heÂ’s there for almost the entire ride in the 69Â’ version, he wanders in and out of the story here. Their goal seems to be to deepen and strengthen the relationship between Rooster and Mattie by leaving them alone in the wilderness together, even more than they were in the original film, and it works.
It doesn't say who is cast as Mattie, if they put some flavor of the month bimbo in it, the movie will be shit.
Posted by: mpur at March 26, 2010 08:40 PM (tr6Dy)
Step 1: Netanyahu publicly invites Obama and family to Passover Seder.
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Profit!
Posted by: Rabbi Hanover Fistenberg at March 26, 2010 08:40 PM (vZIG7)
Now this is very good news. Any chance they'll connect a few dots and start reconsidering liberalism altogether?
Posted by: arhooley at March 26, 2010 08:40 PM (M/+ha)
huerfano, they can be either. I've made them with chunky and smooth pb.
Posted by: wherestherum at March 26, 2010 08:41 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: huerfano at March 27, 2010 12:38 AM (gLSaO)
I'd hope in the bedroom.
Posted by: Rat Patrol at March 26, 2010 08:41 PM (dQdrY)
Oh it takes Fluff, Fluff, Fluff, to make a Fluffer nutter
Posted by: andi sullivan at March 26, 2010 08:41 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: wherestherum at March 27, 2010 12:39 AM (gofDd
Got a recipe. I'm moving back home to take care of my folks and my dad likes to bake and loves bacon.
Posted by: huerfano at March 26, 2010 08:42 PM (gLSaO)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at March 27, 2010 12:32 AM (rurh0)
You must be remembering what Asimov wrote incorrectly, or he was totally full of shit -- because that doesn't make any sense. There were almost eight years between the end of Cleveland's second term and T. Roosevelt's first election as president (with McKinley elected twice in the interim). Blacks were still a solid Republican constituency under TR and remained so for years afterward; the first chink in that came with FDR and the first Everybody Gets Free Stuff Presidency, and the dam broke with civil rights legislation in the 60s (which the Dems couldn't get passed without Republican help). That was really the point at which the GOP lost blacks.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at March 26, 2010 08:42 PM (khLFM)
Posted by: Annabelle at March 26, 2010 08:43 PM (MPg7j)
Posted by: kbdabear at March 26, 2010 08:44 PM (sYxEE)
And it's wrong. Perhaps the air in Hades is affecting your thinking. Can't they co-exist?
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at March 26, 2010 08:44 PM (otlXg)
Fruit salad?
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at March 26, 2010 08:45 PM (otlXg)
Posted by: Rat Patrol at March 26, 2010 08:45 PM (dQdrY)
Yep, peanut butter toast was a staple in our house, too.
I burned out on PB. The boy ate so much of it one day that the next day's morning piss smelled like PB. I haven't been able to eat it since.
Posted by: mpur at March 26, 2010 08:46 PM (tr6Dy)
You put those in the freezer? I thought just the thin-mints were appropriate.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at March 26, 2010 08:46 PM (otlXg)
Highly recommended, he was one of the best king's Britain ever had
Posted by: kbdabear at March 26, 2010 08:47 PM (sYxEE)
This chick.
Posted by: arhooley at March 26, 2010 08:47 PM (M/+ha)
Wait a sec. I thought it was the Dems who wouldn't pass the Civil Rights legislation since their stronghold was the South, with all the Jim Crow laws. It was the Repubs who got the legislation through.
Posted by: wherestherum at March 26, 2010 08:48 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: Croaker at March 26, 2010 08:48 PM (ol6k0)
493 we put the lemon thingies, the thin mint and the tagalongs there but the thin mints usually don't last long
i think t hid them for later, sucks to be her
Posted by: nojokin,itdatoken at March 26, 2010 08:49 PM (gg4j2)
My friend's mom would make "ant sandwiches." It was a pb sandwich with chocolate sprinkles.
Posted by: wherestherum at March 26, 2010 08:49 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2010 08:49 PM (U/ASR)
Posted by: Rat Patrol at March 26, 2010 08:49 PM (dQdrY)
As I said, it has been a long time but I think it was Isaac Asimov's Book of Facts.
I looked up a list of his writings and was amazed how prolific and varied his writings were. I think the first book of his I read was The Ambidexterous Universe
Posted by: Ohio Dan at March 26, 2010 08:50 PM (rurh0)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at March 26, 2010 08:50 PM (otlXg)
This chick.
At least she's an unknown. We'll see if she can act, or if she's just another pop tart.
Posted by: mpur at March 26, 2010 08:50 PM (tr6Dy)
Posted by: huerfano at March 26, 2010 08:50 PM (gLSaO)
Posted by: kbdabear at March 26, 2010 08:51 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at March 26, 2010 08:52 PM (rurh0)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 26, 2010 08:52 PM (ItYYA)
497 you are right
i was once told by my ward dude the reason why the blacks are all democrats is because they are mainly based in the big cities and either live off the goverment or are unionized
white flight from the cities caused alot of it and the entitlement mentality locked it forever
not to sound racist but the modern day black has made himself a slave and his master is the government
Posted by: nojokin,itdatoken at March 26, 2010 08:53 PM (gg4j2)
Is the Shartlesville Hotel in PA still open, and do they still have all you can eat PA Dutch fare where you eat at the long wooden tables?
Posted by: kbdabear at March 26, 2010 08:53 PM (sYxEE)
How cool that your dad likes to bake. My dad's baking skillz are limited to rice crispy treats and those pre-made cookie dough chunks you break off and bake. He does make pretty good eggs and other breakfast foods.
Posted by: wherestherum at March 26, 2010 08:54 PM (gofDd)
508 When we were kids, the only meal he knew how to make was fried potatoes and round steak
are you my sister?
Posted by: nojokin,itdatoken at March 26, 2010 08:54 PM (gg4j2)
Cinnamon toast with brown sugar and butter. Mmmmmm.
Posted by: huerfano at March 26, 2010 08:54 PM (gLSaO)
Sounds good, I'm gonna try that.
I do chicken breasts in zesty italian dressing and baked. Some rice and broccoli on the side. Easy and tasty. It's the boy's favorite.
Posted by: mpur at March 26, 2010 08:54 PM (tr6Dy)
Sure, may sound strange, but before y'all go making faces or calling it disgusting... give it a try.
Posted by: Anonymous ('til proven correct) at March 26, 2010 08:55 PM (sdtX0)
Posted by: Rat Patrol at March 26, 2010 08:55 PM (dQdrY)
The Dems have successfully managed to keep blacks on the plantation, just in a different way.
Posted by: wherestherum at March 26, 2010 08:56 PM (gofDd)
514 ewa beach but i'll be on the road soon
there's a carrier in so waikiki will be crazy for the next few days
Posted by: navycopjoe at March 26, 2010 08:56 PM (gg4j2)
Posted by: newser at March 26, 2010 08:56 PM (D2axM)
hmm.. maybe I'll pass. But my little brother liked some variant of PB and mayo when he was really young. (That stage didn't last too long).
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at March 26, 2010 08:56 PM (otlXg)
518 *sniffle*
That's exactly what my Gramma and I would eat together for breakfast.
God rest her sweet soul.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 26, 2010 08:56 PM (ItYYA)
One of my friends swears by pb and pickle relish toast. I haven't tried it yet. I don't know that I will.
Posted by: wherestherum at March 26, 2010 08:57 PM (gofDd)
Today, we received the signed Repeal It pledge from all three top Republicans in the House.
(Boehner, Cantor, and Pence)
Posted by: arhooley at March 26, 2010 08:57 PM (M/+ha)
Oh, yeah, that's the stuff.
My mom used to make rice and raisins and serve it as a hot cereal. Put some butter and sugar and milk on it, yum.
Posted by: mpur at March 26, 2010 08:57 PM (tr6Dy)
@490: "omg, guess what i found in the freezer
half a box of girl scout tagalongs!!"
Wow, what a coincidence. I found half a girl scout in mine....
Posted by: Zombie Ted Bundy at March 26, 2010 08:57 PM (8MuSQ)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at March 26, 2010 08:58 PM (otlXg)
Heh, that's what i do. Scrambled works better than fried because they soak up all the grease that way.
Posted by: koopy at March 26, 2010 08:58 PM (ctR4U)
Deep fried, mozarella, mushrooms, and peppers. Nice brown crust and made big as a football. Might be too greasy for the taste of some, but I'd put the garlic salt on top, wash it down with beer, and I was content
Posted by: kbdabear at March 26, 2010 08:59 PM (sYxEE)
Hopefully Obamacare won't make that preparation method illegal.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at March 26, 2010 08:59 PM (otlXg)
Is the Shartlesville Hotel in PA still open, and do they still have all you can eat PA Dutch fare where you eat at the long wooden tables?
Posted by: kbdabear at March 27, 2010 12:53 AM (sYxEE)
Its been over ten years since I went through there, but the last time I did it was. Plus Roadside America, I love that place too.
Posted by: Matt Damon at March 26, 2010 08:59 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: koopy at March 26, 2010 08:59 PM (ctR4U)
I haven't been out that way for a while. Is Shiro's still up and running?
Posted by: davidt at March 26, 2010 08:59 PM (nqCRm)
Posted by: navycopjoe at March 27, 2010 12:57 AM (gg4j2)
Not your sister, but somebody's. Must have been an important dietary component, that round steak and fried potatoes.
Posted by: huerfano at March 26, 2010 09:00 PM (gLSaO)
Posted by: wherestherum at March 26, 2010 09:02 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at March 26, 2010 09:02 PM (otlXg)
I *love* John Boehner. He takes a lot of shit and I'm not sure why. He can dish it out better than anyone.
I've had the distinct pleasure of meeting him twice. I'd work for him in a heartbeat. Same goes for Pence.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 26, 2010 09:02 PM (ItYYA)
546 i was recently told by a fare that the one thing she noticed about chicagoians is we eat lots of meat and toss in some type of potato
i was like 'yeah, this is wrong?'
Posted by: navycopjoe at March 26, 2010 09:02 PM (gg4j2)
Deep fried, mozarella, mushrooms, and peppers. Nice brown crust and made big as a football. Might be too greasy for the taste of some, but I'd put the garlic salt on top, wash it down with beer, and I was content
There was a little dive in Amarillo where I grew up that made the best Chili Rellenos ever. Poblano pepper stuffed with cheese, breaded and deep fried. I have never found a proper Chili Relleno since.
Posted by: mpur at March 26, 2010 09:02 PM (tr6Dy)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at March 27, 2010 12:59 AM (otlXg)
Never happen. Denial of care is the route they are gonna go.
Posted by: Rat Patrol at March 26, 2010 09:02 PM (dQdrY)
Posted by: wherestherum at March 27, 2010 12:48 AM (gofDd)
After the '62 elections the Dems had gigantic majorities in both houses, and were one shy of a two-thirds majority in the Senate (it got even worse after '64, believe it or not). They STILL couldn't get the CRA through the Senate, thanks to Richard Russell, Robert Byrd (yes!), and the rest of the Jim Crow Dems filibustering it there. It took the Republicans in the Senate to help the Dems break their own party's filibuster and finally pass the thing.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at March 26, 2010 09:03 PM (khLFM)
Posted by: davidt at March 26, 2010 09:03 PM (nqCRm)
Indeed. It'll help kill off people to keep costs down.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at March 26, 2010 09:04 PM (otlXg)
Posted by: arhooley at March 26, 2010 09:04 PM (M/+ha)
549 What does it mean when UPS gives you a tracking number that seems to have been used previously for a new package?
it means they dropped it in a fucking puddle and will delay the delivery so it destroys the expensive laptop you have been saving for months for!!! brown wearing bastards die Die DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: navycopjoe at March 26, 2010 09:04 PM (gg4j2)
Ummm, pancakes! Damn it this thread is making me ridiculously hungry.
Perkins has *the best* chocolate chip pancakes.
Anyone else eaten at a Perkins, raise your hand. Not sure if it's just a Midwest thing.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 26, 2010 09:05 PM (ItYYA)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at March 27, 2010 01:04 AM (otlXg)
Mainly older people. The fewer people around who remember what things were like when this was a free country, the better.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at March 26, 2010 09:06 PM (khLFM)
There's some in PA. Don't know how far up the NE they are.
I wish there were more IHOPS in my area, though. Their pancake fare is..quite decadent.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at March 26, 2010 09:06 PM (otlXg)
Ahem!
Posted by: Sen. Albert Gore Sr at March 26, 2010 09:07 PM (sYxEE)
Mine made us peanut butter and bacon on toast sammiches!
Posted by: s☺mej☼e at March 26, 2010 09:07 PM (4y0YU)
Posted by: kbdabear at March 27, 2010 12:51 AM (sYxEE)
My ma used to make that all the time (minus the cheese) with some fried garlic potatoes. She also mad pork chops that way, but I think the chicken is better.
Posted by: Anonymous ('til proven correct) at March 26, 2010 09:07 PM (sdtX0)
That's happened to me before Rum, but i can't remember what they did.
Posted by: koopy at March 26, 2010 09:07 PM (ctR4U)
Posted by: mpur at March 27, 2010 01:02 AM (tr6Dy) No shit, which place is that? I grew up in Dumas.
Posted by: huerfano at March 26, 2010 09:07 PM (gLSaO)
563 does it show? they say us scorpio types hold grudges forever
actually, i was told to refuse and i got an overnight from the manufacturer via fedex
if you guys are in the market for a power lappy, i recommend rjtech, they are great and good priced
Posted by: navycopjoe at March 26, 2010 09:08 PM (gg4j2)
I think I ate at one somewhere in Nebraska when I was driving out to NY.
Posted by: wherestherum at March 26, 2010 09:08 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at March 26, 2010 09:09 PM (rurh0)
Anyone else eaten at a Perkins, raise your hand. Not sure if it's just a Midwest thing.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 27, 2010 01:05 AM (ItYYA)
It must be; I've never heard of 'em. I was always a House of Pies guy (and no, not in that way, Houstonians).
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at March 26, 2010 09:09 PM (khLFM)
If you were in the South, it was usually next to a Stuckey's
Posted by: kbdabear at March 26, 2010 09:09 PM (sYxEE)
Me too! A few morons say he didn't work hard enough or something, but I saw him fighting like a gamecock all through ObamaCare. I sent him a postcard today.
Posted by: arhooley at March 26, 2010 09:09 PM (M/+ha)
551 Really? I'd like to meet them both, plus Inhoffe, Coburn, Bachmann, Vitter, DeMint, some other people, & Paul Ryan. Great fan of Paul Ryan (as if I needed to say it). Oh, & Sarah.
/Jim Talent, though no longer in Congress, is a great guy. Friend of his on FB. He now runs a policy org.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 26, 2010 09:10 PM (yfJ6g)
Posted by: davidt at March 26, 2010 09:10 PM (nqCRm)
Had a Mexican friend who made them. Never had 'em that good.
Posted by: arhooley at March 26, 2010 09:11 PM (M/+ha)
Does DennyÂ’s have Wi-Fi?
Hmm, not sure. But there will be plenty o' trannies at this hour!
Seriously this isn't a joke. Go into any Denny's b/t 2-5 and it will look like To Wong oo up in thre.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 26, 2010 09:12 PM (ItYYA)
I'd rather eat at a classic diner than a restaurant
Posted by: kbdabear at March 26, 2010 09:12 PM (sYxEE)
I don't even remember. It was a walk up taco stand. I'm sure it's long gone. It was twenty years ago and on the side of town that was in decline even then.
Sorry to hear about the Dumas thing.
Posted by: mpur at March 26, 2010 09:12 PM (tr6Dy)
I'm actually surprised at how good IHOPS pancakes are. I mean, yeah, it's in their name, but I never thought they'd actually be tasty. I also like that home fries thing they've got with the cheese, sour cream and bacon.
Posted by: wherestherum at March 26, 2010 09:12 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: Warren Bonesteel at March 27, 2010 01:02 AM (wmtV/)
Cool.
If elected President, and we go to war, I promise to give the military only one order: Destroy them, and come home.
Posted by: Rat Patrol at March 26, 2010 09:13 PM (dQdrY)
Potato pancakes.
Oh now that's what I'm talking about!
Sweet potatoe Latkes. Look it up on the food network...good stuff.
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2010 09:13 PM (U/ASR)
The Denny's around here have Wi-Fi, when it's working.
Posted by: mpur at March 26, 2010 09:14 PM (tr6Dy)
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at March 26, 2010 09:14 PM (khLFM)
579 It must be; I've never heard of 'em. I was always a House of Pies guy (and no, not in that way, Houstonians).
Never heard that reference, & take it I don't want to.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 26, 2010 09:15 PM (yfJ6g)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at March 26, 2010 09:15 PM (rurh0)
I remember HoJo's!
Used to hang out at the bar attached the one in Amarillo, called the Sipango Club. We called it the Sip and Go.
Posted by: mpur at March 26, 2010 09:15 PM (tr6Dy)
Once upon a time, you had many different names for a Coke (soda, pop, bubbly, etc)
Posted by: kbdabear at March 26, 2010 09:15 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: davidt at March 26, 2010 09:16 PM (nqCRm)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 26, 2010 09:16 PM (yfJ6g)
The man made a huge statement when he took to the floor before the passage of Crap & Tax and began to read, almost page for page, the hidden regulations, taxes, and b.s. contained in the bill. He was up there for quite a while, and even though he ultimately couldn't stop the House from approving the disaster, it sent a loud message that he wasn't going to allow his caucus/this country to be steamrolled into statism.
John Boehner... you magnificent bastard.
Posted by: Anonymous ('til proven correct) at March 26, 2010 09:18 PM (sdtX0)
You should pity me, because I am moving back there. But, a daughter's gotta do what a daughter's gotta do.
Posted by: huerfano at March 26, 2010 09:18 PM (gLSaO)
Let's hope he keeps it up for Obamacare.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at March 26, 2010 09:21 PM (otlXg)
Posted by: wherestherum at March 26, 2010 09:21 PM (gofDd)
Let's just say they're known in some circles as the "House of Guys". Or maybe that's just the one on Kirby.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at March 26, 2010 09:21 PM (khLFM)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 26, 2010 09:21 PM (yfJ6g)
Posted by: arhooley at March 26, 2010 09:22 PM (M/+ha)
Second year of law school, we had this house separated into thirds. It was screwy. We were on the bottom. Two gay guys were above us (their bedroom was above mine--bad memories!) and two trannies occupied the other side of us.
We'd see our tranny neighbors there (Denny's) all the time--April Rain and Kiki LaBouf were their names.
"April" would come over and give us make-up tips. Her eyebrows were always better than mine, damn it.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 26, 2010 09:23 PM (ItYYA)
I'd rather eat at a classic diner than a restaurant
Posted by: kbdabear at March 27, 2010 01:12 AM (sYxEE)
Me too. An aunt of mine used to work at one outside of Phillipsburg NJ on Rt. 22 when I was a kid and we used to stop in there for breakfast just to see her one last time before hitting the road back to Va. Damn good food.
Posted by: Blazer at March 26, 2010 09:24 PM (t72+4)
Democrats who were upset HCR hadn't passed yet.
Posted by: davidt at March 26, 2010 09:24 PM (nqCRm)
Tightening up of the dem voters? Probably won't stay that high long, especially when all the taxes start to kick in.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at March 26, 2010 09:24 PM (otlXg)
Don't sound too bitter, lol.
I'll keep the Dennys thing in mind, though.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at March 26, 2010 09:25 PM (otlXg)
Posted by: arhooley at March 27, 2010 01:22 AM (M/+ha)
Wasn't that just one poll? Or are you talking personal numbers?
Posted by: Rat Patrol at March 26, 2010 09:25 PM (dQdrY)
Posted by: arhooley at March 27, 2010 01:22 AM (M/+ha)
Because even the libs who hated the thing on their own whacked-out principles flocked back to Obama simply because he gave them a WIN. That's how sick and hateful these people are; they don't give a flying shit if they have to sell their own children, so long as they score points against those nasty teabaggers.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at March 26, 2010 09:26 PM (khLFM)
Posted by: wherestherum at March 26, 2010 09:26 PM (gofDd)
611 Paul Ryan looks like Enver Gjokai on Dollhouse.
You know, he really does.
Found out he's a fan of C.S. Lewis, Ayn Rand, & Hayek. His wife looks like a Scandi, though.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 26, 2010 09:27 PM (yfJ6g)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at March 26, 2010 09:27 PM (otlXg)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 27, 2010 01:21 AM (yfJ6g)
Oh, no, you are correct, that is a much more memorable moment (as he was declaring "Hell no!" I was sitting here grinning, thinking "Hell yeah, John!") but it was pretty riveting to watch as read line by line of boring legislation for almost an hour+, sticking it to the Dems wth every page.
Posted by: Anonymous ('til proven correct) at March 26, 2010 09:28 PM (sdtX0)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at March 26, 2010 09:28 PM (otlXg)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 26, 2010 09:28 PM (ItYYA)
Ah yes.
Incidentally, did everyone know that tanning salons will all be charging a special 7% tax starting July, per the bill? One of the sorts of things that may knock a tiny bit of sense into a few heads.
Posted by: arhooley at March 26, 2010 09:29 PM (M/+ha)
612 Let's just say they're known in some circles as the "House of Guys". Or maybe that's just the one on Kirby.
Eeeeeew.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 26, 2010 09:29 PM (yfJ6g)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at March 26, 2010 09:29 PM (rurh0)
My ex-boss took his management team and spouses to an upscale buffet in Durango, Co one Sunday. Our office manager's husband was relentless with the omelet bar, the shellfish bar, the red meat bar and so on, making trip after trip, embarrassing her dreadfully. She told us how her ex-husband had a heart attack and died within a year after their divorce, but he had remarried, so she lost out on the insurance. Then she clapped her husband on the back and said, "Why don't you just pull up a chair to the buffet table and eat up, hon."
Posted by: huerfano at March 26, 2010 09:29 PM (gLSaO)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 27, 2010 01:27 AM (yfJ6g)
That's a feature, not a bug. If she hasn't killed him, he probably has some viking blood.
Posted by: Rat Patrol at March 26, 2010 09:29 PM (dQdrY)
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2010 09:30 PM (U/ASR)
Welcome back to the fray.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at March 27, 2010 01:26 AM (otlXg)
katya! How's your new house coming along?Posted by: wherestherum at March 27, 2010 01:26 AM (gofDd)
I missed you guys SO MUCH. We're actually living in the house now. I still have no kitchen sink and am still missing upper kitchen cabinets but have everything else.
Posted by: katya at March 26, 2010 09:30 PM (5uP7l)
But do they have trannies cause Lacy has me worried now.
Though, in our area, I
really canÂ’t imagine there being any trannies at a DennyÂ’s at 12:15
a.m. They are still working the streets in East St. Louis.
I'm in Austin, so you got about a 60-40 shot if you're downtown.
Hit northwest Austin or any of the 'burbs north of Austin and you'll just have to put up with drunk college kids.
Posted by: mpur at March 26, 2010 09:30 PM (tr6Dy)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 26, 2010 09:30 PM (yfJ6g)
Posted by: di butler, unlicensed pharmacist at March 26, 2010 09:31 PM (S3xX1)
Oh! Old news, I guess. I thought it was kind of sweet the way the local t.v. anchor announced it all cheery and spunky.
Posted by: arhooley at March 26, 2010 09:33 PM (M/+ha)
Oh, good, I'm not the only one who thought so, lol. When I saw him I kept thinking, he looks so familiar...
Posted by: wherestherum at March 26, 2010 09:33 PM (gofDd)
633 Ja. I've heard the "John Boehner hardest hit" line about 20 times now.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 27, 2010 01:30 AM (yfJ6g)
Yeah, everybody knows that's not true!
Posted by: Charlie Crist at March 26, 2010 09:33 PM (sdtX0)
Hey, Morons! I'm back online!
But, are you at a DennyÂ’s?
Nope, we finally have internet at home. Yippee!
Posted by: katya at March 26, 2010 09:34 PM (5uP7l)
Probably not, but only because I have a transient goal in mind.
/night.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at March 26, 2010 09:35 PM (otlXg)
638 That's a feature, not a bug. If she hasn't killed him, he probably has some viking blood.
Oh, never said it was a bug. I'm just saying she looks like the type of woman you wouldn't cross + an intelligent blonde. Her name is Janna.
/Next, all the things about Eric Cantor you never wanted to know.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 26, 2010 09:35 PM (yfJ6g)
Would you believe today I was talking about that deathcare bill with my lefty friend, a MOTHER OF TWO BABIES, and she said cheerfully, "Yeah, the quality of care won't be so good and all, but that's okay!" A mother of two little kids (a two-year-old and a three-week-old) who's okay that their pediatric care will be worse than hers was.
Posted by: arhooley at March 26, 2010 09:36 PM (M/+ha)
Hey, chin up, maybe it's improved over the years.
Posted by: mpur at March 26, 2010 09:37 PM (tr6Dy)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at March 26, 2010 09:37 PM (otlXg)
The Democrats' celebration over HRC getting passed looked like some jr. high school kids who won the regionals.
Posted by: davidt at March 26, 2010 09:38 PM (nqCRm)
It's so hard not having Internet. I think I'm an addict.
"Yeah, the quality of care won't be so good and all, but that's okay!"
Holy Jesus, Mother of God. She needs to be smacked. Repeatedly.
Posted by: wherestherum at March 26, 2010 09:38 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: arhooley at March 26, 2010 09:38 PM (M/+ha)
Posted by: Rat Patrol at March 26, 2010 09:39 PM (dQdrY)
That was the best face. Even worse were the stupid "Yes we did" chants.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at March 26, 2010 09:39 PM (otlXg)
You know, I've heard that term so often but never gave any thought about where it originated. If Boehner came up with that then you're right -- it's everywhere.
I've been wary about our next Speaker but he really is light years beyond that comatose dud Hastert. (Can you imagine HIM giving those impassioned rebukes of C&T and ObamaCare on the floor?)
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at March 26, 2010 09:39 PM (khLFM)
I once had a tranny tell me she would kill for my eyelashes.
She said I was probably Jewish...them Jews have Lashes like a Camel, she says to me!
Tell you what.
Them transvestites have asses almost as tight as a goat. Too much perfume, though. Smelled like a whore.
A couple of my friends and I buried her up to her neck and 'stoned' her if you know what I am saying...Tea-Party style.
Oh, and congrats on that universal healthcare!
Our boy Obama is going to take care of you guys...allahu snakbar and all that.
Posted by: Adam Gadahn at March 26, 2010 09:39 PM (U/ASR)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at March 26, 2010 09:39 PM (otlXg)
Posted by: katya at March 26, 2010 09:40 PM (5uP7l)
Posted by: fartbubble at March 26, 2010 09:40 PM (gAmQ1)
Posted by: arhooley at March 27, 2010 01:36 AM (M/+ha)
Sorry kids... no soup meds for you.
Posted by: Rahm Emanuel's Death Dr. Brother at March 26, 2010 09:41 PM (sdtX0)
657 "Yeah, the quality of care won't be so good and all, but that's okay!"
Holy Jesus, Mother of God. She needs to be smacked. Repeatedly.
ITA.
She sounds like a Barbie doll, like the one from Toy Story. 2 questions: (1) How dense can you get? & (2) Who let her reproduce?
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 26, 2010 09:41 PM (yfJ6g)
Posted by: arhooley at March 27, 2010 01:36 AM (M/+ha)
I had friends like that. Note the past tense.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at March 26, 2010 09:41 PM (khLFM)
Posted by: fartbubble
You just might be appropriately named.
Posted by: arhooley at March 26, 2010 09:42 PM (M/+ha)
Denny's is too far away. :-(
Waffle House x 2 within 3 mi, but I don't like WH. Huddle House is even better, and that ain't saying much. This is the GA burbs. No trannys. Or, very rarely.
Wondering if I a judge would grant me alimony on the basis of my hubby's piggyness (?). I went into his bathroom that he is supposed to clean himself, (hon, we don't need a maid anymore, I'll help you), and I nearly fainted. I've seen gas station johns that were cleaner.
Posted by: di butler, unlicensed pharmacist at March 26, 2010 09:42 PM (S3xX1)
I've had the distinct pleasure of meeting him twice. I'd work for him in a heartbeat. Same goes for Pence"
Was Boehner shitfaced when you met him? I used to work for him indirectly when I worked for House Leadership. Met him several times, and he was bombed each time. Still have my Boehner Beach t-shirt, though.
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at March 26, 2010 09:42 PM (8MuSQ)
No, it hasn't. But I'd rather know my folks have me there than 500 miles away.
Posted by: huerfano at March 26, 2010 09:43 PM (gLSaO)
Posted by: wherestherum at March 26, 2010 09:44 PM (gofDd)
Believe it or not, she was worse when I first met her. She credits me with opening her eyes to a few things, and she did not vote for Obama!
Posted by: arhooley at March 26, 2010 09:45 PM (M/+ha)
That's even better.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at March 26, 2010 09:45 PM (khLFM)
Your father should have jacked off the night you were conceived.
Pretty sure the best part of Adam Gadahn dribbled down his daddy's leg.
Posted by: huerfano at March 26, 2010 09:45 PM (gLSaO)
Posted by: arhooley
at March 27, 2010 01:42 AM (M/+ha)
it was my godfather's favorite meal on the USS Indianapolis before, you know, sank. He used to make it for me all the time
Posted by: fartbubble at March 26, 2010 09:45 PM (gAmQ1)
Posted by: arhooley at March 27, 2010 01:36 AM (M/+ha)
I have a friend, using the term loosely, that has a 5 year old daughter who is all excited about the HCR. And she's an RN. But here's the kicker, she works for the Medicaid admin offices in Austin.
So, apparently job security is more important.
Posted by: mpur at March 26, 2010 09:46 PM (tr6Dy)
Posted by: Annabelle at March 26, 2010 09:46 PM (MPg7j)
677 @551: Was Boehner shitfaced when you met him? I used to work for him indirectly when I worked for House Leadership. Met him several times, and he was bombed each time. Still have my Boehner Beach t-shirt, though.
He's that impressive even while being under the influence? Okay, definitely an even greater fan.
/Did I just really say that?
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 26, 2010 09:47 PM (yfJ6g)
Posted by: wherestherum at March 26, 2010 09:47 PM (gofDd)
You must work for it. It's a coveted spot.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at March 26, 2010 09:47 PM (otlXg)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 26, 2010 09:48 PM (ItYYA)
Hercules said the same thing during our battle. He told me I only one because I kidney-punched him while he was gloating to Hera. He still lost!
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at March 26, 2010 09:49 PM (otlXg)
Posted by: arhooley at March 26, 2010 09:49 PM (M/+ha)
Ah, well.
I have friends and family in Amarillo who try to convince me every once and a while that it's so great to live there. Really? Why? Well, there's a new shopping mall... Uh-huh. And does the wind still blow 90 mph for 10 months out of the year? How about the snow? Does it still fall somewhere up in Kansas and get blown by 90 mph winds to the Panhandle? Oh, did I mention the friggin' wind?
Posted by: mpur at March 26, 2010 09:50 PM (tr6Dy)
Health care will suck, but it will suck for everyone, so that's okay? Redistribution of suckitude. Just great.
Posted by: huerfano at March 26, 2010 09:50 PM (gLSaO)
That's even better.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at March 27, 2010 01:45 AM (khLFM)
Like the old question "is he/she the type of person you'd like to have a bear with" he seems to fit that pretty well. Usually plain spoke, probably got a good sense of humor, he's not afraid to cuss for effect.
Unlike a Kennedy or some lib -- trying to make waitress sandwiches out of the bar staff.
Posted by: Anonymous ('til proven correct) at March 26, 2010 09:51 PM (sdtX0)
694 #679 Hercules said the same thing during our battle. He told me I only one because I kidney-punched him while he was gloating to Hera. He still lost!
He was destined to lose. Besides, I bet you did kidney-punch him. Big meanie!
/You only "one"? 
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 26, 2010 09:52 PM (yfJ6g)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at March 26, 2010 09:53 PM (rurh0)
Not too many folks I'd like to have a bear with....
Posted by: mpur at March 26, 2010 09:53 PM (tr6Dy)
693 Yes, Boehner was shitfaced both times I was near him but it was a fundraiser, everyone was. Plus he's got the Catholic in him. The drunkiness is strong with that one.
Trying to imagine a meeting of the most important House Republicans, & it doesn't sound anywhere near as boring as that one skit on SNL.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 26, 2010 09:53 PM (yfJ6g)
"won", *sighs*. Well, he was wielding those big-ass gauntlets too, and had a legion of undead soldiers.
He was asking for it.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at March 26, 2010 09:54 PM (otlXg)
Posted by: Anonymous ('til proven correct) at March 26, 2010 09:54 PM (sdtX0)
I was there for December and January. There were six inches of snow and four foot drifts. Were you there for the tornado that blew away Pampa and they found the paperwork from some office there in Kansas?
Posted by: huerfano at March 26, 2010 09:54 PM (gLSaO)
Yes, Boehner was shitfaced both times I was near him but it was a fundraiser, everyone was. Plus he's got the Catholic in him. The drunkiness is strong with that one.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 27, 2010 01:48 AM (ItYYA)
Did he try to grab your ass when he was shitfaced? If not, he loses points in my book as a drunk and a Catholic.
Posted by: Blazer at March 26, 2010 09:55 PM (t72+4)
Funnier then hell. And no, I did not go home with her that night
Posted by: Mallamutt at March 27, 2010 01:50 AM (V9SYy)
I like: I could have been your father if my dog hadn't beat me over the fence.
Posted by: Rat Patrol at March 26, 2010 09:55 PM (dQdrY)
708 #704 "won", *sighs*. Well, he was wielding those big-ass gauntlets too, and had a legion of undead soldiers.
He was asking for it.
That's what they all say.
/Running out of material.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 26, 2010 09:56 PM (yfJ6g)
Hahaha, yeah me neither.
Well not as a drink. Maybe a burger or steak?
Posted by: Anonymous ('til proven correct) at March 26, 2010 09:56 PM (sdtX0)
I was there for December and January. There were six inches of snow and four foot drifts. Were you there for the tornado that blew away Pampa and they found the paperwork from some office there in Kansas?
That was 1995 or so?
I was long gone by then. Moved to Austin in 1984.
Posted by: mpur at March 26, 2010 09:57 PM (tr6Dy)
Mallamutt,
I've heard that as long as I can remember. We have a lot of "quaint" little sayings that other parts of the country don't use, or so I've been told. The only one that I think ever floored me was once in a quik shop a young woman of about 25 looked over at her kid, he was maybe 5 and running wild and said, "Hells bells you little mother fucker, I knew I should've given your daddy a blowjob, instead!"
Posted by: di butler, unlicensed pharmacist at March 26, 2010 09:57 PM (S3xX1)
Hooray to Katya on moving in and getting a new job!
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 26, 2010 09:58 PM (RZ8pf)
713 I like: I could have been your father if my dog hadn't beat me over the fence.
I remember you using that line in a flame-war. Believe it was about my mother. 
/
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 26, 2010 10:00 PM (yfJ6g)
It wasn't the clothing, but the fact that he was protecting Hera.
Didn't make sense after all Hera tried to do to Hercules.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at March 26, 2010 10:00 PM (otlXg)
ROFL!
Posted by: wherestherum at March 26, 2010 10:00 PM (gofDd)
If more woman were ammenable to giving blowjobs, there would be fewer little mother fucker's running around.
/I sound like John Holdren and that's unfortunate.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 26, 2010 10:01 PM (ItYYA)
I remember you using that line in a flame-war. Believe it was about my mother.
Did I use: I could have been your father if your mom had had change for a ten?
Posted by: Rat Patrol at March 26, 2010 10:01 PM (dQdrY)
But, he did eventually get to knock of a chunk of her daughter, yes? Seriously, who really gets along with their mother-in-law?
Posted by: mpur at March 26, 2010 10:03 PM (tr6Dy)
Fucking awesome.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at March 26, 2010 10:04 PM (khLFM)
Did you guys notice I drank a lot?? chemjeff, you ALMOST scored with the Brazilian waitress.
Posted by: GregInSeattle at March 26, 2010 10:04 PM (B5cM9)
729 Did I use: I could have been your father if your mom had had change for a ten?
Nyet. All I recall is that the scenario involved you, my mom, a cow, the pet dog, a shot-gun, & a fence.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 26, 2010 10:05 PM (yfJ6g)
Sorry, I didn't notice anything. It was too dark.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at March 26, 2010 10:05 PM (otlXg)
733 Did you guys notice I drank a lot?? chemjeff, you ALMOST scored with the Brazilian waitress.
Do tell.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 26, 2010 10:06 PM (yfJ6g)
Glad you guys had fun!
That's an early night--no hobo hunting? I mean you're in Seattle for chrissakes!
Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 26, 2010 10:07 PM (ItYYA)
Posted by: GregInSeattle at March 27, 2010 02:04 AM (B5cM9)
Where did he go wrong?
Posted by: Rat Patrol at March 26, 2010 10:07 PM (dQdrY)
Posted by: katya at March 26, 2010 10:08 PM (5uP7l)
Just back from the Seattle moron meetup! Good times. Great to meet you PGiS, chemjeff, runningrn & Mr. runningrn, Editor & Mrs. Editor!
Did you guys notice I drank a lot?? chemjeff, you ALMOST scored with the Brazilian waitress.
Posted by: GregInSeattle at March 27, 2010 02:04 AM (B5cM9)
It sounded pretty lively. Where'd you guys hold it, in the belly of a whale ?
Posted by: Blazer at March 26, 2010 10:08 PM (t72+4)
I don't need a Bazillion Waitresses.
Typical American Excess!
Give me 70, maybe 72, Fresh Young Goats.
Posted by: Adam Gadahn at March 26, 2010 10:10 PM (i/KUy)
Found and quit. Long story, suffice it to say, my former boss is a fascist. And I mean that quite literally.
Posted by: wherestherum at March 26, 2010 10:10 PM (gofDd)
The waitress was probably a few years older than chemjeff... but she had a sweet rack.
Posted by: GregInSeattle at March 26, 2010 10:11 PM (B5cM9)
Aww, son, you're not drinking a lot until you park your car in a body of water. ...and you forget where you left your secretary!
FiFY
Posted by: Adam Gadahn at March 26, 2010 10:12 PM (i/KUy)
Posted by: wherestherum at March 26, 2010 10:14 PM (gofDd)
Just back from the Seattle moron meetup! Good times. Great to meet you PGiS, chemjeff, runningrn & Mr. runningrn, Editor & Mrs. Editor!
Did you guys notice I drank a lot?? chemjeff, you ALMOST scored with the Brazilian waitress.
Posted by: GregInSeattle at March 27, 2010 02:04 AM (B5cM9)
Right back at you Greg! That was a lot of fun, and no I didn't think you drank that much (but you did start earlier then everyone else, so....)
It sounded pretty lively. Where'd you guys hold it, in the belly of a whale ?
Blazer, we were in this cave because Chemjeff didn't want you to see his face. His identity must remain a secret for national security purposes. It's a covert operation that's being conducted in conjunction with the Brazillians.
Posted by: runningrn at March 26, 2010 10:14 PM (CfmlF)
Editor has some fancy, schmancy phone that does everything, including drive you home when you've drank too much.
Posted by: runningrn at March 26, 2010 10:15 PM (CfmlF)
It must be a guy thing; I totally did not notice the rack on the Brazilian waitress. But she had a pretty accent.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 26, 2010 10:15 PM (RZ8pf)
Editor should have left his built-in droid lighting on, but that damn thing was so bright it would have burned his battery out in just a few minutes.
The waitress was probably a few years older than chemjeff... but she had a sweet rack.
Posted by: GregInSeattle at March 27, 2010 02:11 AM (B5cM9)
It was awesome nonetheless and like I said earlier, a great effort on Editor's and the rest of you guys parts. I really enjoyed listening to you guys talk.
Posted by: Blazer at March 26, 2010 10:16 PM (t72+4)
What was funny was GregInSeattle was reading Mark LevinÂ’s book as we walked up to him in the bar. He had an Ace of Spades on the table too, but the book was a dead giveaway.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 26, 2010 10:16 PM (RZ8pf)
Long story, suffice it to say, my former boss is a fascist. And I mean that quite literally.
Probably not much of a rarity these days.
Posted by: katya at March 26, 2010 10:17 PM (5uP7l)
I really enjoyed listening to you guys talk.
That's so....so....Silence of the Lambs or something!
Does it rub the lotion on the skin?
Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 26, 2010 10:18 PM (ItYYA)
Blazer, we were in this cave because Chemjeff didn't want you to see his face. His identity must remain a secret for national security purposes. It's a covert operation that's being conducted in conjunction with the Brazillians.
Posted by: runningrn at March 27, 2010 02:14 AM (CfmlF)
I totally understand. Cant have those rascally Brazilians stealing all of our fishes.
Posted by: Blazer at March 26, 2010 10:18 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2010 10:19 PM (i/KUy)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 26, 2010 10:19 PM (yfJ6g)
Posted by: katya at March 26, 2010 10:19 PM (5uP7l)
Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2010 02:19 AM (i/KUy)
I'm not sharing.
Posted by: Rat Patrol at March 26, 2010 10:20 PM (dQdrY)
It must be a guy thing; I totally did not notice the rack on the Brazilian waitress. But she had a pretty accent.
Totally a guy thing! I was dazzled by her performance. She was a great waitress! My waterglass never went empty (that's one of the ways I guage how good a waiter/waitress is). She really was a lot of fun and very good.
Posted by: runningrn at March 26, 2010 10:20 PM (CfmlF)
Blazer, we were in this cave because Chemjeff didn't want you to see his face. His identity must remain a secret for national security purposes. It's a covert operation that's being conducted in conjunction with the Brazillians.
Undercover Brazilians. Brilliant!
Posted by: huerfano at March 26, 2010 10:20 PM (gLSaO)
I really enjoyed listening to you guys talk.
That might be the Gayest thing said on this blog by anyone not named Michael, or from Michigan!
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2010 10:21 PM (i/KUy)
Brilliant! The LA morons are so disorganized that way. It's hard to find them at bars. I don't know that any of them would risk reading a book like that out in the open. (Good God, it's a horrible indictment of things today, isn't it?)
I'm glad everyone had a good time. Now we'll be able to find each other in the camps since we know what we look like now.
Posted by: wherestherum at March 26, 2010 10:21 PM (gofDd)
What was funny was GregInSeattle was reading Mark LevinÂ’s book as we walked up to him in the bar. He had an Ace of Spades on the table too, but the book was a dead giveaway.
Yeah, PGIS saw him first. I said "how do you know it's him?" She saw the book.
Posted by: runningrn at March 26, 2010 10:21 PM (CfmlF)
What was funny was GregInSeattle was reading Mark LevinÂ’s book as we walked up to him in the bar. He had an Ace of Spades on the table too, but the book was a dead giveaway.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 27, 2010 02:16 AM (RZ8pf)
And being it was Seattle, I'll bet not one person came within' twenty feet of him while he was reading that book until you guys got there. G'night y'all, gotta turn in.
Posted by: Blazer at March 26, 2010 10:22 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2010 02:19 AM (i/KUy)
Agreed! It's a "right"... right. Gotta be in there. Somewhere below health care, and just above free high speed internet.
Posted by: Anonymous ('til proven correct) at March 26, 2010 10:22 PM (sdtX0)
That might be the Gayest thing said on this blog by anyone not named Michael, or from Michigan!
I thought Michael from MI moved. Has he been back here since you moron men were so mean to him?
Posted by: runningrn at March 26, 2010 10:23 PM (CfmlF)
Congrats on the house and the extra scratch, katya!
Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 26, 2010 10:23 PM (ItYYA)
Make mine a Brazilian waiter please.
Ours come complete with foreskin!
(have fun with the punctuation on that one.)
Posted by: Discount Bob's Brazilian Waiter Warehouse at March 26, 2010 10:24 PM (i/KUy)
Posted by: runningrn at March 26, 2010 10:25 PM (CfmlF)
That might be the Gayest thing said on this blog by anyone not named Michael, or from Michigan!
Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2010 02:21 AM (i/KUy)
So, what you're saying is, when you turn on Rush, Beck or Hannity or any other conservative pundit on the a.m. dial just to listen to them talk, you're doing it because you have a little sugar in your blood and you're light in your loafers?
Posted by: Blazer at March 26, 2010 10:25 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 26, 2010 10:26 PM (ItYYA)
Posted by: runningrn at March 26, 2010 10:26 PM (CfmlF)
Posted by: di butler, unlicensed pharmacist at March 26, 2010 10:27 PM (S3xX1)
So, what you're saying is, when you turn on Rush, Beck or Hannity or any other conservative pundit on the a.m. dial just to listen to them talk, you're doing it because you have a little sugar in your blood and you're light in your loafers?
Now you get it, Infidel.
Rush is only popular due to Right Wing latent homosexual tendencies.
Just like Mr. Bush.
You are ashamed of your gayness. So you lash out at others.
Now Barack, he embraces his gayness...great man. He'll usher in a new America where Sharia is Law and Goats are plentiful and free of fleas!
Posted by: Adam Gadhan at March 26, 2010 10:32 PM (i/KUy)
Posted by: wherestherum at March 26, 2010 10:32 PM (gofDd)
What's the best meal you ever made cheaply, like for a buck or two?
Sausage, Peas, and Rice - it is a staple. That and chili, which isn't much more expensive, particularly if I pour it over rice.
Posted by: Grey Fox with sharp little teeth at March 26, 2010 10:35 PM (FTx5X)
Miss80sBaby, IÂ’ve started reading the Gorgeous Georgians. Already freaked out a couple of people with the mouse skin eyebrows fact!
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 26, 2010 10:36 PM (RZ8pf)
782 My dog is afraid of the wind howling outside and is following me everywhere I go.
Aisha, love of my life and, coincidentally, my favorite Goat does that.
Only when I have Lentils will she stop.
Posted by: Adam Gadhan at March 26, 2010 10:36 PM (i/KUy)
Posted by: di butler, unlicensed pharmacist at March 26, 2010 10:37 PM (S3xX1)
OK, now I totally want to go to a meet-up in Georgia!
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 26, 2010 10:38 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Tim Robbins at March 26, 2010 10:41 PM (sdtX0)
Posted by: robotwhisper at March 26, 2010 10:41 PM (EiH7n)
Posted by: Tim Robbins at March 27, 2010 02:41 AM (sdtX0)
Idiot. Storms are prime hobo hunting. The dog is hoping for a treat.
Posted by: Rat Patrol at March 26, 2010 10:43 PM (dQdrY)
Oh, that's a great section, the one on make-up. Love it.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 26, 2010 10:44 PM (yfJ6g)
Posted by: Rat Patrol at March 26, 2010 10:44 PM (dQdrY)
795 No one liked the night shot of the Koreas?
The one with the dark NK? Rumsfeld kept that photo under the glass on his desk @ the Pentagon.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 26, 2010 10:47 PM (yfJ6g)
good evening all!
I'm in Seattle!
wow, 800 posts already?
what did I miss?
did you all see the video?
Posted by: chemjeff at March 26, 2010 10:48 PM (BzgLA)
If I were an environmental zealot crazy hippie freak liberal I might be tempted to comment on how much better for the earth North Korea is, not wasting all that electricity.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 26, 2010 10:49 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: huerfano at March 26, 2010 10:49 PM (gLSaO)
well I totally enjoyed meeting PGiS, GreginSeattle, Editor and Mrs. Editor, and runningrn and Mr. runningrn
we had fun!
Posted by: chemjeff at March 26, 2010 10:49 PM (BzgLA)
chemjeff, it took you almost two hours to walk across the street? What, did you go back for another shot at the waitress?
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 26, 2010 10:50 PM (RZ8pf)
795 No one liked the night shot of the Koreas?
The one with the dark NK? Rumsfeld kept that photo under the glass on his desk @ the Pentagon.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 27, 2010 02:47 AM (yfJ6g)
All your light are belong to me.Posted by: Lil Kim at March 26, 2010 10:50 PM (sdtX0)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 26, 2010 10:50 PM (yfJ6g)
what did I miss?
A Brazilian with a possible brazilian?? The morons are visibly upset you didn't close the deal with this hottie!
Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 26, 2010 10:51 PM (ItYYA)
OK, now I totally want to go to a meet-up in Georgia!
While Georgia will soon be under the loving embrace of Sharia as well - Thanks and Praise be to our Brothers in the Caucuses.
Why not a Moron Meetup in Pakistan?
Have you ever experienced 'Spring Break' in Pakistan?
Barack has - Whoa Buddy that guy went crazy!
We did blow of the Teet of my friend Jamal's prized Camel. Barack said it was Peruvian...that's when I convinced him that 'we' say Pahk-E-Stahn!
Guy still says it like that!
What a Rube.
Still, anyone hates Jews THAT much has to be cool? Right!?!?
I stayed up late that night Photoshopping this for the shitter - Enjoy, Infidel!
Posted by: Adam Gadhan at March 26, 2010 10:51 PM (i/KUy)
The one with the dark NK? Rumsfeld kept that photo under the glass on his desk @ the Pentagon.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 27, 2010 02:47 AM (yfJ6g)
There is something poetic about communism stealing the light.
Posted by: Rat Patrol at March 26, 2010 10:53 PM (dQdrY)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 26, 2010 10:56 PM (yfJ6g)
I went to DennyÂ’s with a friend around midnight last year and we were met with the sight of the largest woman I have ever in my life seen wearing nothing but a bed sheet wrapped around herself like a toga. She was with a group of some sort of game players, not quite sure what type. Another woman was in a leather bustier which she was busting out of in a very unattractive way. And all the guys looked like they hadnÂ’t bathed in a week.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 26, 2010 10:58 PM (RZ8pf)
Whatever. I'm smashed.
Posted by: Editor at March 26, 2010 11:02 PM (YX6i/)
*crickets*
Posted by: Obamacare Death Panel at March 26, 2010 11:02 PM (sdtX0)
I think I've only been to Denny's a couple of times late at night. Never saw anything out of the ordinary. Of course, I live in LA, so it has to be really strange for me to notice.
Posted by: wherestherum at March 26, 2010 11:03 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 26, 2010 11:04 PM (yfJ6g)
Well, ONT, do you have anything else to add tonight before we pass judgment on your status...
I have pics of your mother at college.
Posted by: Rat Patrol at March 26, 2010 11:04 PM (dQdrY)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 26, 2010 11:07 PM (yfJ6g)
For a little more, boneless skinless chicken breast sauteed in olive oil, granulated garlic, oregano, parsley, and a splash of Real Lemon or lemon pepper. Served with good bread. $2.50? Natures Own honey 7 grain. Good bread is worth a few extra nickels. That kind is so good you can eat it plain with nuffin. $2.50? (Olive oil is an acquired taste. It may take you a couple or six times to get past the bitter and really enjoy it).
Consider a membership in a nearby wholesale club. These are well worth it if they are close. Good bread and wholesale priced spices and cheese are the key. Pasta is real cheap.
Posted by: Flavius Julius at March 26, 2010 11:09 PM (IrdrP)
RENEGER
My Uncle sends this.
..he's not Raciiist!
Well, my parents used to say about me, I was so full of shit my eyes are brown.
Posted by: huerfano at March 26, 2010 11:09 PM (gLSaO)
di butler, no one is naked. Not even the Brazilian waitress who apparently has a better rack than mine.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 26, 2010 11:10 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: chemjeff at March 26, 2010 11:10 PM (BzgLA)
Posted by: Joe at March 26, 2010 11:11 PM (0Gde6)
Posted by: chemjeff at March 26, 2010 11:11 PM (BzgLA)
Discussing Freon probably didnÂ’t help seal the deal with the waitress.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 26, 2010 11:12 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Warren Bonesteel at March 26, 2010 11:14 PM (wmtV/)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 26, 2010 11:17 PM (yfJ6g)
OK, being sober has made me sleepy. Good night everyone.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 26, 2010 11:17 PM (RZ8pf)
Discussing Freon probably didnÂ’t help seal the deal with the waitress.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 27, 2010 03:12 AM (RZ8pf)
No, she left before closing in her civilian clothing. I think we should have let chemjeff follow her, but the freon talk was so engulfing.
Posted by: Editor at March 26, 2010 11:17 PM (YX6i/)
okay, here is the complete Brazilian waitress story:
she is hot, yes
she has a good rack, yes
she loves soccer and American culture, but doesn't like Seattle winters
she is a very attentive waitress, I tipped her well
we chit-chatted, that's all, there was no deal-sealing to be had
sorry the story is so boring
Posted by: chemjeff at March 26, 2010 11:19 PM (BzgLA)
Posted by: chemjeff at March 26, 2010 11:21 PM (BzgLA)
Anyway, I'm off to bed. Glad a good time was had by all. I'm also hungry for pancakes and I blame the morons. Good night!
Posted by: wherestherum at March 26, 2010 11:22 PM (gofDd)
835 Aww, chemjeff, you could've made up something much more fun! A little bit of hyperbole wouldn't hurt.
ITA. She's never killed any hobos, etc.?
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 26, 2010 11:27 PM (yfJ6g)
Seriously, let's do it again, soon. But not sooner than mid April. I'm terrorizing ncj, then.
Posted by: Editor at March 26, 2010 11:29 PM (YX6i/)
good night Editor, it was great to meet you and your charming wife
Posted by: chemjeff at March 26, 2010 11:30 PM (BzgLA)
Posted by: Warren Bonesteel at March 27, 2010 03:14 AM (wmtV/)
Did you mean Our Solemn Hour?
How about something upbeat? You'll love the lyrics. No shit.
The Cruxshadows - CitadelPosted by: Rat Patrol at March 26, 2010 11:30 PM (dQdrY)
when things are real
and people share the gift of gab
between themselves
Some are quick to take the bait
and catch the perfect prize
that waits among the shells
but Oz never did give nothing to the Tin Man
That he didn't, didn't already have
and Cause never was the reason for the evening
or the tropic of Sir Galahad
(America. Tin Man)
Posted by: Warren Bonesteel at March 26, 2010 11:32 PM (wmtV/)
LMAO. That video would get ok'd by the Witness Protection Agency. However, the Northwestern accents are a freakin' hoot.
Thanks for posting it Editor.
Posted by: di butler, unlicensed pharmacist at March 26, 2010 11:32 PM (S3xX1)
Her Rack does Charity work?
Posted by: Adam Gadhan at March 27, 2010 03:24 AM (i/KUy)
The evidence would seem to say no.
Posted by: Rat Patrol at March 26, 2010 11:33 PM (dQdrY)
I know, Jeff.
How about a -
She wanted to Blow me on the Car Ride home. But the Road was too curvy and I just wanted to snuggle and kiss a little.
or a -
We left the Bar and followed a pair of Homeless people to a Park a few miles away where she amazed me with her Hobo Killing and Processing Skills. We dined on warm Hobo Kidneys and Hobo Sweetbreads spread on Table Water Crackers before making love on their lifeless corpses.
Posted by: garrett at March 26, 2010 11:34 PM (i/KUy)
How's about some Wordsworth?
Character of the Happy Warrior
Who is the happy Warrior? Who is he
Whom every Man in arms should wish to be?
--It is the generous Spirit, who, when brought
Among the tasks of real life, hath wrought
Upon the plan that pleased his childish thought:
Whose high endeavours are an inward light
That make the path before him always bright:
Who, with a natural instinct to discern
What knowledge can perform, is diligent to learn;
Abides by this resolve, and stops not there,
But makes his moral being his prime care;
Who, doom'd to go in company with Pain,
And Fear, and Bloodshed, miserable train!
Turns his necessity to glorious gain;
Posted by: Warren Bonesteel at March 26, 2010 11:34 PM (wmtV/)
okay, here's the real REAL story about the Brazilian waitress:
After Editor & wife left, I was leaving out the side exit when I noticed the Brazilian waitress out of the corner of my eye, waiting for me. She said "I have a surprise for you, follow me." She led me to the nearby cave, where Editor's movie was filmed, where she had field-dressed a hobo and wanted to present it to me as a trophy and sign of our enduring love. We made mad passionate love right there in the cave on top of the hobo corpse.
Posted by: chemjeff at March 26, 2010 11:34 PM (BzgLA)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 26, 2010 11:37 PM (yfJ6g)
Posted by: di butler, unlicensed pharmacist at March 26, 2010 11:42 PM (S3xX1)
Her Rack does Charity work?
Since to get to most ANY woman's rack requires (in varying circumstances)
inner, movie, drinks, exceptional small talk, symbolic acts of caring, or $20 bucks at certain fine establishments,
I'd say they are probably more Mercenary in nature....
Posted by: Gerry Owen at March 26, 2010 11:44 PM (4Hy88)
856 Over at the yahoo board, M8B. I think they were in an underground cave/bar. They needed a candle on the table for some light.
Thanks, di. Could not get a live feed.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 26, 2010 11:45 PM (yfJ6g)
Don't let them tell you that you owe it all to me
Keep on looking forward, no use in looking 'round
Hold your head above the ground and they won't bring you down
Anthem of the heart and anthem of the mind
A funeral dirge for eyes gone blind
We marvel after those who sought
New wonders in the world
Wonders in the world
Wonders in the world they wrought
Live for yourself
There's no one else more worth living for
Begging hands and bleeding hearts
Will only cry out for more
Anthem of the heart and anthem of the mind
A funeral dirge for eyes gone blind
We marvel after those who sought
New wonders in the world
Wonders in the world
Wonders in the world they wrought
(Rush. "Anthem")
Posted by: Warren Bonesteel at March 26, 2010 11:45 PM (wmtV/)
Posted by: sickinmass at March 27, 2010 03:44 AM (1rflU)
Yep, after the red haze clears from your vision and you realize the hobo is really a girl scout, it is just best to chalk it up as a learning experience and let go of any misplaced guilt. After all, she did violate your no soliciting sign. Probably a subversive in training. Good riddance, I say.
Posted by: Rat Patrol at March 26, 2010 11:49 PM (dQdrY)
We've found a new sendoff to the trolls to replace "shine box"
Posted by: kbdabear at March 27, 2010 12:02 AM (sYxEE)
SiM, this is GREAT! Love it! A lot of good, classic WB and MGM picks here.... but also black-and-white Betty Boops and Popeyes and some of the REALLY crazy old stuff, like the Van Beuren Tom and Jerrys and the silent Pat Sullivan Felixes.... fantastic! Thanks!
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at March 27, 2010 12:02 AM (khLFM)
Isn't that what they call a wedding reception in GA?
Posted by: kbdabear at March 27, 2010 12:06 AM (sYxEE)
bear,
I also grew up hearing "the best part of you ended up in the crack of your mama's ass," and "I guess your daddy couldn't get a good toe hold."
Posted by: di butler, unlicensed pharmacist at March 27, 2010 12:08 AM (S3xX1)
Posted by: Tim Robbins at March 27, 2010 02:41 AM
Tim, I know that things are a little rough since Susan tossed you out, but you're a big boy now and you can close your own tent flap
Posted by: kbdabear at March 27, 2010 12:09 AM (sYxEE)
bear,
I also grew up hearing "the best part of you ended up in the crack of your mama's ass," and "I guess your daddy couldn't get a good toe hold."
Posted by: di butler, unlicensed pharmacist at March 27, 2010 04:08 AMUsually a new wave of hilarious insults start in any area where a Marine has just come home on his first leave after basic training. DI's might have been sadists, but they put any standup comic to shame
Posted by: kbdabear at March 27, 2010 12:11 AM (sYxEE)
ain't on the edge of no popular trend.
Ain't never seen the inside of that magazine GQ.
We don't care if you 're a lawyer, or a texas oil man,
or some waitress busting ass in some liquor stand.
If you got Soul
We hang out with people just like you
My hair's turning white,
my neck's always been red,
my collar's still blue,
we've always been here
just trying to sing the truth to you.
Yes you could say
we've always been,
Red, White, and Blue
(Skynyrd. Red, White and Blue.)
Posted by: Warren Bonesteel at March 27, 2010 12:21 AM (wmtV/)
MONTERREY, Mexico – The decapitated body of the police chief of a northern Mexico town and the body of his brother were found inside the chief's patrol truck Friday, authorities said. Hours earlier, gunmen killed a deputy police chief and his bodyguard in another part of Mexico's north.
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