December 31, 2010
— Maetenloch
Happy New Year All!
The Ultimate List of 2010 Lists
More interesting lists than you can shake a broken bottle at. Be prepared to get lost for quite a while in all of them.
The Best Images of 2010
Some you've seen, some you haven't.
Katy Perry Is A Natural Beauty
So new husband, Russel Brand, tweeted a picture of Katy waking up without her makeup. Rookie error. He quickly tried to pulled it back but this is the internets. Nothing ever gets lost.
How They Celebrate New Year's Eve in Northern Europe
Apparently this minor English skit is now a European tradition. Go figure.
The Abridged Version of the Infamous Star Wars Christmas Special
It's been cut down to 5 minutes which is about all you need to see to appreciate the exquisite awfulness of it. I watched the entire thing a few years back and no I didn't achieve enlightenment or gain any special powers. Mostly I just wanted my two hours back. And to strangle any network executive even marginally involved with the special.
The Yahoo clique. Are you worthy?
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Posted by: Editor at December 31, 2010 06:04 PM (YX6i/)
Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 06:05 PM (CN+Qv)
Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at December 31, 2010 06:06 PM (7qCPY)
Posted by: fluffy at December 31, 2010 06:06 PM (SwkdU)
Posted by: robtr at December 31, 2010 06:07 PM (hVDig)
2010 pretty much sucked, including today. Here's hoping 2011 is a whole lot better.
Happy New Year, morons!
Posted by: Insomniac at December 31, 2010 06:07 PM (zlzhS)
Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 06:09 PM (YYVL1)
Posted by: Ezra Klein at December 31, 2010 06:09 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 31, 2010 06:09 PM (Jx0x6)
Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2010 06:09 PM (vdfwz)
I'M KINDA DRUNK
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 10:09 PM (8uDC
What did you end up going with THH? the cocoa coffee stuff?
Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 06:10 PM (CN+Qv)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 10:09 PM (8uDC
What about Kratos? Is he drinking yet?
Posted by: Editor at December 31, 2010 06:10 PM (YX6i/)
Did you bring an apple for teacher, too? Brownnoser.
/
Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 06:10 PM (YYVL1)
And it's RED.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2010 06:11 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: eman at December 31, 2010 06:11 PM (+iY8m)
Posted by: David Frum at December 31, 2010 06:12 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 31, 2010 06:12 PM (zgZzy)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 06:12 PM (8uDC8)
YAY
I'M KINDA DRUNK
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 10:09 PM (8uDC
How YOU doin'?
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 31, 2010 06:12 PM (7Y12r)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2010 06:13 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 06:13 PM (CN+Qv)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2010 06:13 PM (tJjm/)
39 Kratos isn't here. And he won't be on the ONT tonight. He's with real life friends. Psssht.
WHAT??? The nerve of him getting a life!
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 31, 2010 06:13 PM (zgZzy)
So is it fair to say Lucas just got lucky with the first Star Wars movie? He rode that, and a talented director to the Empire Strikes Back, and since then its just been worse and worse.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 31, 2010 06:13 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 10:12 PM (8uDC
Delicioso, I hear
Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 06:14 PM (CN+Qv)
Who is this 'genghis' of which you speak?
Posted by: genghis at December 31, 2010 06:14 PM (1XErj)
Posted by: Ohio (I' getting over the f'ing flu) Dan at December 31, 2010 06:15 PM (YO7QO)
Posted by: Nora at December 31, 2010 06:15 PM (VxqUc)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 31, 2010 10:12 PM (zgZzy)
I wouldn't hold my breath if I were you.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 31, 2010 06:15 PM (7Y12r)
Posted by: George Lucas at December 31, 2010 06:15 PM (zgZzy)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 31, 2010 10:13 PM (YxBuk)
He'd just fight her off with his magic sword thingie
Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 06:15 PM (CN+Qv)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2010 06:15 PM (tJjm/)
Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 31, 2010 06:16 PM (Jx0x6)
Meh, someone looks better after they spend time making themselves look better? I'm shocked.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 31, 2010 06:16 PM (bgcml)
Let's pray for a much, much better 2011.
Agreed. I will say I liked 2010 much more than 2009 for a variety of reasons, one of them political.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at December 31, 2010 06:16 PM (dWPyO)
I wouldn't hold my breath if I were you.
Yeah, probably not a good idea. But hey, now we know the burka is a "symbol" of Islam. *spit*
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 31, 2010 06:16 PM (zgZzy)
Posted by: Ohio (I' getting over the f'ing flu) Dan at December 31, 2010 06:16 PM (YO7QO)
Posted by: CMU VET at December 31, 2010 06:16 PM (6rIpR)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 10:12 PM (8uDC
To hell with him. We have Rum!!!
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 31, 2010 06:17 PM (7Y12r)
Not like he'll be hating it tomorrow . . . heh, you think I look bad waking up in the morning. Stay tuned.
Posted by: Katy "payback's a bitch" Perry at December 31, 2010 06:17 PM (zxpIo)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2010 10:13 PM (tJjm/)
Snort! Excellent!!
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 31, 2010 06:17 PM (XBM1t)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2010 10:15 PM (tJjm/)
Tassles and a merkin?
Posted by: Delta Smelt at December 31, 2010 06:17 PM (dWPyO)
Right about now, I imagine my sister, surrounded by "Criminoles", is looking to hail a cab back to her place.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2010 06:17 PM (UOM48)
Bullshit! That's me. You are just a nerd with midget ewoks running around your ranch.
No reason to bring Ace into this!
Posted by: George Lucas at December 31, 2010 06:17 PM (zgZzy)
Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2010 06:18 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: Ohio (I' getting over the f'ing flu) Dan at December 31, 2010 10:16 PM (YO7QO)
Dan, we're all friends here, but don't you think that's just a tad too much information? 
Posted by: Katy at December 31, 2010 06:18 PM (zxpIo)
Good Fuckin' Riddance 2010!
I went to the supermarket today and the parking lot was fuller than I've ever seen it before. I got the vibe that everybody had the same sentiment as above.
Posted by: Ed Anger at December 31, 2010 06:19 PM (7+pP9)
Posted by: George Lucas at December 31, 2010 10:15 PM (zgZzy)
Yeah, you sure that isn't Wicket rolling around in the money with you?
OTOH, the Wicket meme would probably not be so amusing if he was a wookie.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 31, 2010 06:19 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 06:20 PM (8uDC8)
Posted by: George Lucas at December 31, 2010 06:20 PM (zgZzy)
Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2010 06:21 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: sock puppeh at December 31, 2010 06:21 PM (VcPAo)
I went to the supermarket today and the parking lot was fuller than I've ever seen it before.
Same, I was lucky to get a parking spot. It was worse than Christmas Eve.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at December 31, 2010 06:21 PM (dWPyO)
He'd just fight her off with his magic sword thingie
Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 10:15 PM (CN+Qv)
Sword and magic helmet! Yes I know it's supposed to be spear, but it's not as funny that way.
Posted by: GGE Channels Elmer Fudd at December 31, 2010 06:21 PM (7Y12r)
Guy makes me look like Brad Pitt.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 31, 2010 06:21 PM (zgZzy)
Posted by: Ohio (I' getting over the f'ing flu) Dan at December 31, 2010 06:21 PM (YO7QO)
Set off a few fireworks for the boy and watched Toy Story 3 which made me cry and now I'm kind of depressed. Sigh.
What's shakin' around here?
Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at December 31, 2010 06:22 PM (paOeu)
Posted by: Lucas at December 31, 2010 06:22 PM (VxqUc)
But mostly I went golfing.
Presidenting is awesome.
Happy New Years taxpayers, now get back to fucking work.
Posted by: Barack Obama at December 31, 2010 06:22 PM (bgcml)
Re the Katy Perry thing. I know nothing of Katy Perry and don't give a shit, but it just illustrates that the default mode of pretty much every guy - except my grandpa Grampy (RIP) - is "asshole." Even Mr Y-not, who is not an asshole very often, has the I'll-tease-you-for-the-hell-of-it gene. Mostly, he takes it out on the pets, but it's still there. That same thing that makes little boys pull girls' pigtails.
Women/girls can (and are) mean, but it's not the same as the pointless, senseless teasing that invariably goes too far.
So I hope Katy Perry, whom I do not know or care about, makes that dickwad sleep on the couch for a month.
Posted by: Y-not is working on the arak at December 31, 2010 06:22 PM (IDL9N)
Right about now, I imagine my sister, surrounded by "Criminoles", is looking to hail a cab back to her place.
Maybe not--Cocks back within 2!
Posted by: USS Diversity at December 31, 2010 06:23 PM (DLxD/)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 31, 2010 06:23 PM (YxBuk)
Posted by: Mooch'elle at December 31, 2010 06:23 PM (zgZzy)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 10:20 PM
Same here, 2010 was the worst ever, and 2004 was pretty sucky for me too. In both years though, the voters made sure it didn't completely suck
Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2010 06:23 PM (vdfwz)
Shut. UP!
Posted by: George Lucas at December 31, 2010 10:20 PM (zgZzy)
Have you looked at your garbage closely lately? Any long distance phone calls to Florida?
Posted by: 18-1 at December 31, 2010 06:23 PM (bgcml)
D'oh says 2011 is beginning to look fantastic. He's been able to hire two new people. Thank gawd.
It doesn't hurt his business involves providing equipment for the War on Terror protecting us from misunderstood muzzies and other unhappy goat fuckers.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2010 06:24 PM (UOM48)
Gutfled's slammin' Kathy Griffin on FNC's New Years gig.
"I thought I saw Kathy Griffin down there. Turns out it was a homeless guy."
Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 31, 2010 06:24 PM (AMYl0)
Posted by: Ohio ( over the f'ing flu) Dan at December 31, 2010 06:24 PM (YO7QO)
Is there anyone who thinks Russell Brand is attractive?
He's alpha. Babes don't care if he is greasy.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at December 31, 2010 06:24 PM (dWPyO)
What's shakin' around here?
Watched Iron Man 2 on PPV and noshed some really good Spanish ham and cheese. Washed/ing it down with arak (like ouzo).
IM2 was not as good as IM, but at least it didn't make me cry.
Boy, Gary Shandling looked like shit in that movie. Tell me he was wearing a fat suit.
Posted by: Y-not is working on the arak at December 31, 2010 06:24 PM (IDL9N)
Have you looked at your garbage closely lately? Any long distance phone calls to Florida?
Crist is gonna pardon me for the prequels.
Posted by: George Lucas at December 31, 2010 06:25 PM (zgZzy)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 31, 2010 10:23 PM (YxBuk)
I have a suspicion he's got a great dealer.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 31, 2010 06:25 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: Y-not is working on the arak at December 31, 2010 10:22 PM (IDL9N)
But what you gals don't realize is that we guys think you are at your best first thing in the morning when you're all warm and soft and cuddly and stuff. Even if you don't have your "face" on yet.
Posted by: GGE Channels Elmer Fudd at December 31, 2010 06:25 PM (7Y12r)
Crist is gonna pardon me for the prequels.
Posted by: George Lucas at December 31, 2010 10:25 PM (zgZzy)
Me? Not so much.
Posted by: God at December 31, 2010 06:25 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 31, 2010 10:23 PM (YxBuk)
Well since she has such limited options, I guess I should feel sympathy for her.
Wait a minute...
Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 06:26 PM (CN+Qv)
Posted by: Editor at December 31, 2010 06:26 PM (YX6i/)
Brand? Really? I'm trying to think of an alpha male in movies these days...let's go with Viggo Mortensen.
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 31, 2010 06:26 PM (YxBuk)
---
Freakishly ugly. I would cross the street to avoid him ugly.
Posted by: Y-not is working on the arak at December 31, 2010 06:26 PM (IDL9N)
Posted by: Barack Obama at December 31, 2010 10:22 PM (bgcml)
I hear you suck at golf, Barry. Maybe it's just a rumor, but your golf scores are apparently as classified as your birth cert and your college transcripts. Just sayin'
Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2010 06:26 PM (zxpIo)
He can fuck me anytime. Probably better not go bareback though.
Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at December 31, 2010 06:26 PM (Jx0x6)
Looks like a drag queen.
Posted by: CDR M at December 31, 2010 10:24 PM (5I8G0)
Not sure if that's a compliment or an insult, since that's what his schtick seems to be.
Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 06:27 PM (YYVL1)
Posted by: Han at December 31, 2010 10:25 PM (OKRIF)
So hey, I was thinking for the post-quels Han - bicurious. What do you think?
It'll be more cutting edge then Avatar!
Han: Chewie, I can't quit you.
Chewie: RAGRARG!!!!
Posted by: George Lucas at December 31, 2010 06:27 PM (bgcml)
I got a plug of Redman, a bottle of champagne, I'm watching Swan Lake, and sharpening a hatchet.
BTW, does champagne count as alcohol in that whole drug interaction thingy?
Posted by: Anka Machines at December 31, 2010 06:27 PM (s7I0E)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2010 10:26 PM (UOM4
You just want their defense to stiffen up.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 06:27 PM (CN+Qv)
Crist is gonna pardon me for the prequels.
Posted by: George Lucas at December 31, 2010 10:25 PM (zgZzy)Aren't you Jewish?
Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 31, 2010 06:28 PM (Jx0x6)
Posted by: R. Brand at December 31, 2010 06:28 PM (DLxD/)
Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2010 10:26 PM (zxpIo)
See Michelle? I told you the peons wanted me to golf more.
Posted by: Barack Obama at December 31, 2010 06:28 PM (bgcml)
Brand? Really? I'm trying to think of an alpha male in movies these days...let's go with Viggo Mortensen.
Alot of hot chicks want to bone him. Yup, he's alpha. There is more than one way to achieve alpha status. Especially in the modern era. John Wayne would struggle. heh.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at December 31, 2010 06:29 PM (dWPyO)
I've seen his swing. Not that I'm all good at golf and stuff, but I do OK. I'd bet serious money that he couldn't break 120 on a real course without cheating.
Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 06:29 PM (YYVL1)
But what you gals don't realize is
that we guys think you are at your best first thing in the morning when
you're all warm and soft and cuddly and stuff. Even if you don't have
your "face" on yet.
I Ain't Never Gone to Bed with an Ugly Woman but I Sure Woke Up with a Few
- actual title of a country song
Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2010 06:29 PM (vdfwz)
Oh, I know that. Was reminded of that yesterday, IYKWIMAITTYD.
Posted by: Y-not is working on the arak at December 31, 2010 06:29 PM (IDL9N)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 31, 2010 06:29 PM (zgZzy)
Posted by: Dudley Moore's clubfoot at December 31, 2010 06:29 PM (b1eZz)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2010 06:29 PM (tJjm/)
Posted by: Gary Shandling at December 31, 2010 06:30 PM (SwkdU)
I wish logprof was around. He's pretty good with the Gamecock jokes.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at December 31, 2010 06:30 PM (dWPyO)
Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 31, 2010 06:30 PM (Jx0x6)
Posted by: George Lucas at December 31, 2010 06:30 PM (zgZzy)
Posted by: Gary Shandling at December 31, 2010 10:30 PM (SwkdU)
Any chance we could convince you to run in Maine or MA? I mean you couldn't be much worse.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 31, 2010 06:31 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 31, 2010 10:30 PM (Jx0x6)
Well since John Wayne has been dead a long time, I hope so.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 06:31 PM (CN+Qv)
Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 06:31 PM (YYVL1)
- actual title of a country song
It's a catchy tune, but I prefer "There's 5 pounds of Possum in my headlight tonight"
Posted by: Anka Machines at December 31, 2010 06:31 PM (s7I0E)
I thought he was really weird and creepy, but then I heard him interviewed on something or other and was surprised that he was so well-spoken and sounded fairly thoughtful and intelligent. I realize the rest of you have seen him on other stuff and disagree.
Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2010 06:31 PM (zxpIo)
Posted by: Steph at December 31, 2010 06:31 PM (CUlig)
Can you tell me how to get back to the Mad Men era? I'll take an order of Don Draper with a side of Joan Holloway's wardrobe.
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 31, 2010 06:32 PM (YxBuk)
Aren't you Jewish?
Charlie, not Jeebus.
Posted by: George Lucas at December 31, 2010 10:30 PM (zgZzy)
Oh...Uh, I never made the connection.
Posted by: Mister Obvious at December 31, 2010 06:32 PM (Jx0x6)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 06:32 PM (8uDC8)
Posted by: rdbrewer at December 31, 2010 06:32 PM (PlgYN)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2010 06:32 PM (tJjm/)
Posted by: Gary f'in Shandling at December 31, 2010 06:33 PM (SwkdU)
Posted by: Delta Smelt at December 31, 2010 10:29 PM (dWPyO)
Man card. Now.
I Ain't Never Gone to Bed with an Ugly Woman but I Sure Woke Up with a Few
- actual title of a country song
Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2010 10:29 PM (vdfwz)
Willie Nelson.
Oh, I know that. Was reminded of that yesterday, IYKWIMAITTYD.
Posted by: Y-not is working on the arak at December 31, 2010 10:29 PM (IDL9N)
My compliments to Mr. Y-not.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 31, 2010 06:33 PM (7Y12r)
Posted by: Mooch'elle at December 31, 2010 06:33 PM (zgZzy)
He can't be that thoughtful or intelligent. He was on some MTV awards show a while back pimping socialized medicine.
Posted by: Blackford Oakes at December 31, 2010 06:34 PM (b1eZz)
Once someone has bowled a 37, there's never any question left that we are dealing with a really serious spaz.
Posted by: iknowtheleft at December 31, 2010 10:31 PM (G/MYk)
He certainly isn't learning from experience.
I've bowled only about three times, at many year intervals and it don't take that long to keep it out of the gutter and get a better score than that.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 06:34 PM (CN+Qv)
Can you tell me how to get back to the Mad Men era? I'll take an order of Don Draper with a side of Joan Holloway's wardrobe.
Agreed 100%. Men don't need to marry for sex, and women don't need men for financial support anymore. Changes things significantly. Hello hot chicks with douchebags!
Posted by: Delta Smelt at December 31, 2010 06:34 PM (dWPyO)
Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 31, 2010 06:35 PM (Jx0x6)
Man card. Now.
GGE, walk into a urban city bar and tell me John Wayne wouldn't struggle with the young ladies nowdays. No knock on Wayne btw.
Russell Brand swims in pussy! Think about that.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at December 31, 2010 06:36 PM (dWPyO)
He was on some MTV awards show a while back pimping socialized medicine.
He also was on some awards show begging the peeps to vote for Obummer during the election year.
Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 31, 2010 06:36 PM (AMYl0)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 31, 2010 06:36 PM (YxBuk)
Posted by: Annabelle at December 31, 2010 06:36 PM (4kxCX)
Posted by: Katy Perry at December 31, 2010 06:36 PM (vdfwz)
Hi Rum! *waves*
Been wondering how you, Peaches, CAC, and the other California morons are faring.
I was disappointed to see that, although there was a 200-yr-old tree downed and some roofs collapsed, Claremont was not washed into the ocean. They did have a lot of folks without power for a while last week or whenever.
Posted by: Y-not is working on the arak at December 31, 2010 06:38 PM (IDL9N)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 31, 2010 06:39 PM (zgZzy)
GGE, walk into a urban city bar and tell me John Wayne wouldn't struggle with the young ladies nowdays.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at December 31, 2010 10:36 PM (dWPyO)
If the Duke was to walk into an urban city bar the entire urban city would collapse because of his awesomeness, and then all the women would crawl to follow him out of the wreckage.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 31, 2010 06:39 PM (7Y12r)
Posted by: fluffy, pseudo Yankee at December 31, 2010 06:39 PM (SwkdU)
If the Duke was to walk into an
urban city bar the entire urban city would collapse because of his
awesomeness, and then all the women would crawl to follow him out of the
wreckage.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 31, 2010 10:39 PM (7Y12r)
And then nod to Mickey Mantle at the other end of the bar who was beating the shit out of Babe Ruth.
Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 31, 2010 06:40 PM (Jx0x6)
Posted by: fluffy, pseudo Yankee at December 31, 2010 10:39 PM (SwkdU)
Well with only a vague memory of the scoring, thats less than 4 pins per frame, with 2 shots each frame. So less than 2 pins per roll,
Lots of gutter balls
Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 06:41 PM (CN+Qv)
The Ace of Spades Medal of Freedom Awards:
1) I nominate Kick Ass for the best victory music in a movie.
(I tried to get Ace to do a list, but Elvis had left the building.)
2) I nominate [all Fox News contributors who are female] for FNCILF.
Posted by: rdbrewer at December 31, 2010 06:41 PM (PlgYN)
Of course, I don't know any liberals here in Utah... but the rest of you, carry on!
Posted by: Y-not is working on the arak at December 31, 2010 06:41 PM (IDL9N)
Yeah, we were bailing water for awhile, but now it's like it never rained. (At least where I live.) I like the rain so I kinda miss it. I really loved having 6 straight days of rain. It changed up the monotony of sunny. It's really farking cold now, though. It's been in the 30s at night and 40s-50s during the day.
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 31, 2010 06:42 PM (YxBuk)
And she's surrounded by Criminoles.
The good news is, D'oh Boy just Skyped me from Okinawa, and Mr. D'oh is on his way home so we can talk at midnight.
Damn, I miss our boy, but I keep being grateful he's not in the Sand Pit...yet.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2010 06:42 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: CDR M at December 31, 2010 10:39 PM
in russia, cock gets choked by YOU
Posted by: anatoly sullivansky at December 31, 2010 06:42 PM (vdfwz)
And then nod to Mickey Mantle at the other end of the bar who was beating the shit out of Babe Ruth.
Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 31, 2010 10:40 PM (Jx0x6)
I salute someone else who recognizes manly manliness.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 31, 2010 06:42 PM (7Y12r)
If the Duke was to walk into an urban city bar the entire urban city would collapse because of his awesomeness, and then all the women would crawl to follow him out of the wreckage.
lol
Ok fair enough. Dude was pretty awesome. Hope you are having a great NY btw.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at December 31, 2010 06:42 PM (dWPyO)
Posted by: Y-not is working on the arak at December 31, 2010 10:41 PM (IDL9N)
Aren't the liberals in Utah the ones with only three wives?
Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 06:43 PM (CN+Qv)
I renamed them Eros and Psyche. Because Mario and Luigi are stupid names. And because Eros is horny little bugger.
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 06:44 PM (8uDC8)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2010 06:44 PM (tJjm/)
Yeah, we were bailing water for awhile, but now it's like it never rained. (At least where I live.) I like the rain so I kinda miss it. I really loved having 6 straight days of rain
Being used to driving in snow, I was scared to death to get on the freeways in San Diego when I lived there. Rain was wild weather for Californians to handle while driving.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at December 31, 2010 06:45 PM (dWPyO)
Ok fair enough. Dude was pretty awesome. Hope you are having a great NY btw.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at December 31, 2010 10:42 PM (dWPyO)
It hasn't started yet, but it shows great promise. Same to you!
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 31, 2010 06:45 PM (7Y12r)
I saw that just the other day. Some things you just can't unsee
Posted by: 17 yr old cheerleader sittin next to Rafael Escamilla at December 31, 2010 06:45 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 31, 2010 06:45 PM (EUlUw)
Posted by: USS Diversity at December 31, 2010 06:45 PM (DLxD/)
I stopped liking rain when we were living in Indiana and had a leaky roofy that took a couple of years to diagnose/remedy. Mr Y-not loves it though.
I miss the sunshine. We live in a cloud here in this canyon much of the time. And January was my favorite month out there. But otherwise, it's a good change.
Posted by: Y-not is working on the arak at December 31, 2010 06:45 PM (IDL9N)
It's really farking cold now, though. It's been in the 30s at night and 40s-50s during the day.
Cold? Hell, that's t-shirt weather!
Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 31, 2010 06:46 PM (AMYl0)
Posted by: USS Diversity at December 31, 2010 10:45 PM (DLxD/)
In Chicago when I was there it was gunfire. Happy gunfire, but gunfire.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 06:46 PM (CN+Qv)
I renamed them Eros and Psyche. Because Mario and Luigi are stupid names. And because Eros is horny little bugger.
YAY!!!! That's just terrific, heavenly! Congrats to you and the froggies. Way better names, too.
Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2010 06:47 PM (zxpIo)
It really makes no sense because most of the population here is from snowy/rainy states. I guess they immediately all forgot how to drive in rain after moving here.
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 31, 2010 06:47 PM (YxBuk)
Thanks
They're cute. I'm going to pick up a real tank for them soon, and maybe some fake plants.Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 06:48 PM (8uDC8)
Jeebus, we're single digits tonight with a below zero wind chill. Must be nice.
Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 31, 2010 06:48 PM (Jx0x6)
John Wayne would pick up women in any bar in any era. To suggest otherwise is heresy. That is all.
I suggest you try a hip bar in LA, NYC or plenty of other big blue urban cities. I wish this wasn't so btw.
Wayne would get schooled by Brand nowdays unfortunately.
He would have success in other venues I will admit.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at December 31, 2010 06:49 PM (dWPyO)
I saw a girl at Yogurtland today wearing short-shorts, a knit sweater and knee high boots. It was freezing outside too. (40s is freezing. It's SoCal.) I thought she was crazy. But the white girls out here really are just one big batch of crazy.
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 31, 2010 06:49 PM (YxBuk)
I had a pet toad in grad school. David Bowie. (I wasn't sure of his gender either.)
Posted by: Y-not is working on the arak at December 31, 2010 06:49 PM (IDL9N)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2010 06:50 PM (tJjm/)
But what you gals don't realize is that we guys think you are at your best first thing in the morning when you're all warm and soft and cuddly and stuff. Even if you don't have your "face" on yet.
Posted by: GGE Channels Elmer Fudd at December 31, 2010 10:25 PM (7Y12r)
GGE, that was sweet. Don't know if the mister would agree, but he's certainly never said it! Harumph.
(And Rum, I'm with you. I want a double order of Don Draper! Russell Brand just reeks of teh ghey.)
Oh, and Happeh New Year to the Horde! You made 2010 bearable (and funneh). Serenity now!
Posted by: RushBabe at December 31, 2010 06:50 PM (urYpw)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 31, 2010 10:42 PM
On Monday, it never got over 50, was windy, and got down to 30 at night
Today it reached 80, thank God for bringing normal Florida weather back
Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2010 06:50 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2010 06:50 PM (zxpIo)
I'd say part of it is excusable...the first rain after a while turns all the oil and sand built up for weeks on the road completely slick and it might catch people off guard. That being said, after the first time, they should learn.
Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 06:50 PM (YYVL1)
Posted by: Ronster at December 31, 2010 06:51 PM (Ikn3z)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 31, 2010 10:47 PM (YxBuk)
I noticed they didn't slow down. At all. Since Socal doesn't get much rain, the little it does get, makes the highways really slick when mixed with the oil on the road.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at December 31, 2010 06:51 PM (dWPyO)
Posted by: USS Diversity at December 31, 2010 10:45 PM (DLxD/)
1100 A.D. or so, why?
Posted by: Some Chinese Dude at December 31, 2010 10:50 PM (Sl8d5)
Better than here, here it's gunfire.
Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 31, 2010 06:51 PM (Jx0x6)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 06:51 PM (8uDC8)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2010 06:51 PM (UOM48)
Is that not normal for where you live? Because winters here don't usually dip below the 60s most days here. This is pretty damn cold for SoCal. Frost warnings are not normal here.
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 31, 2010 06:51 PM (YxBuk)
Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 06:51 PM (YYVL1)
Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 31, 2010 10:48 PM (Jx0x6)
You adjust to cold somewhat when you are in it. In the early fall 50 was pretty chilly in the Midwest. In the spring it was no coat weather.
This has been a dreary weather year by California standards. Rainy and cloudy, and very few hot spells inbetween to get you over them.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 06:51 PM (CN+Qv)
Probably a lobby. Around here it's only legal to sell fireworks twice a year. Used to be just once a year.
Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at December 31, 2010 06:52 PM (paOeu)
Why do you want the Duke to get herpes?
Posted by: Blackford Oakes at December 31, 2010 06:52 PM (b1eZz)
Posted by: Y-not is working on the arak at December 31, 2010 06:52 PM (IDL9N)
That's why no teeth.
Posted by: Y-not is working on the arak at December 31, 2010 10:46 PM (IDL9N)
Well played!
I suggest you try a hip bar in LA, NYC or plenty of other big blue urban cities.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at December 31, 2010 10:49 PM (dWPyO)
The Duke would not be caught dead in a "hip" bar. He would just flatten it with his awesomeness, and then take their women from them.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 31, 2010 06:52 PM (7Y12r)
It really makes no sense because most of the population here is from snowy/rainy states. I guess they immediately all forgot how to drive in rain after moving here.
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 31, 2010 10:47 PM
When you have constant heavy traffic with no rain for a long time, oil builds up on the road. First good rain comes, it's like ice
Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2010 06:52 PM (vdfwz)
Wait until January! It'll be in the 20s during the day!
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 31, 2010 06:52 PM (YxBuk)
Yogurtland, Rum? Yogurtland??? What the hell, did you get 86'd from DL or were you just mixing it up a little?
Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2010 06:53 PM (zxpIo)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 31, 2010 10:50 PM (EUlUw)
No doubt. Of course if Wayne was famous, sure he would score alot of women, but if we are just talking about attitude/what works to attract women in the modern era, douchebag Brand has a big advantage.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at December 31, 2010 06:53 PM (dWPyO)
FIFY.
Posted by: Iowa Bob at December 31, 2010 06:53 PM (ZggM/)
I noticed they didn't slow down. At all. Since Socal doesn't get much rain, the little it does get, makes the highways really slick when mixed with the oil on the road.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at December 31, 2010 10:51 PM (dWPyO)
Here we also don't usually get enough rain to get the oil off the road for next time when it does rain. The storm before Christmas was an exception.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 06:53 PM (CN+Qv)
When I was livin' in the 'hood in Los Angeles (this would be circa 1975), New Year's Eve sounded one whole helluva lot like the Battle of Stalingrad. And I'm not talkin' about piddly-ass .22s and .25s, either. Think military weapons. And the occasional thump of falling rounds on the roof.
Good times, good times. As long as you didn't go outdoors.
Posted by: MrScribbler© at December 31, 2010 06:53 PM (Ulu3i)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 31, 2010 10:49 PM (YxBuk)
Last Sunday, after the last of the 20 inches of snow we had for the month of December had fallen, I saw a guy shoveling snow in his shorts. Seriously.
Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 31, 2010 06:54 PM (AMYl0)
Yeah, but after a day they should figure it out. Actually, after a day, the oil's washed away and everything is fine. The problem is the rain also washes away the dirt covering potholes so now the road, which was shitty to begin with, is even worse.
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 31, 2010 06:54 PM (YxBuk)
And he was an obnoxious douche.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2010 06:55 PM (UOM48)
Is that not normal for where you live? Because winters here don't usually dip below the 60s most days here. This is pretty damn cold for SoCal. Frost warnings are not normal here.
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 31, 2010 10:51 PM (YxBuk)
No, this is the one of two or three rare events we get a year. And I lived in Vegas for two years, the coldest it got when I was there was 29 and that was friggin' frigid. It looks like Cali is experiencing a real winter. They did have them in the 70's.
Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 31, 2010 06:56 PM (Jx0x6)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 31, 2010 10:54 PM (YxBuk)
Connecting cause and effect isn't high on the skill set for the average Californian.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 06:56 PM (CN+Qv)
Posted by: Nora at December 31, 2010 06:56 PM (VxqUc)
What's wrong with Yogurtland? I'm not going to DL tonight. It's packed! Didn't you hear what happened on Tuesday? The park opened at 8 am and they stopped selling tickets at 10 am. This is the busiest week for the parks. I'm not setting foot there until after tomorrow.
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 31, 2010 06:56 PM (YxBuk)
Aw, haha. I looked up on the internet how to tell them apart. Apparently the female African Dwarf frog gets bigger and fatter than the male (partly because she's full of eggs) and the male has these weird little puffy white gland things behind his armpit.
There used to be a toad who always hid behind my garage door when it was open. He always scared the crap out of me because I kept almost stepping on the poor little dude. I love reptiles and amphibians :3
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 06:56 PM (8uDC8)
The Duke: Don't worry son, I'm not going to hit you. Like hell I'm not!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 31, 2010 06:56 PM (EUlUw)
Posted by: USS Diversity at December 31, 2010 06:56 PM (DLxD/)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2010 10:56 PM (UOM4
It felt great, as you know, it's been pretty cold in these parts in December.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at December 31, 2010 06:58 PM (dWPyO)
Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 06:58 PM (YYVL1)
I never heard of Yogurtland. Is it like LegoLand or what? Fun rides?
Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2010 06:58 PM (zxpIo)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 10:56 PM (8uDC
When I was a kid on Ohio there was a day each year where the toads would come popping up out of the storm drains and be all over the place.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 06:58 PM (CN+Qv)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 31, 2010 06:58 PM (7Y12r)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2010 06:58 PM (UOM48)
And he was an obnoxious douche.
He's also living too far south. He should try the Arctic Circle.
Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 31, 2010 06:59 PM (AMYl0)
Posted by: Cincinnatus at December 31, 2010 06:59 PM (Y7QDo)
Posted by: Anachronda at December 31, 2010 06:59 PM (6fER6)
circa 1967 in a bar....(true story)
Hipster hippyish douchebag: Hey Frank man, you got any grass?
Frank Sinatra old school alpha male: Yeah, I've got some grass....at home...on my lawn!!!! Get the hell outta here!
Posted by: Delta Smelt at December 31, 2010 07:00 PM (dWPyO)
It's a self serve frozen yogurt joint. Good yogurt, too.
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 31, 2010 07:00 PM (YxBuk)
Happy 112th Congress!
Posted by: Y-not is working on the arak at December 31, 2010 07:01 PM (IDL9N)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2010 07:01 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Cincinnatus at December 31, 2010 07:02 PM (Y7QDo)
Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2010 07:02 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 31, 2010 07:02 PM (YxBuk)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2010 07:02 PM (tJjm/)
Posted by: Anachronda at December 31, 2010 07:02 PM (6fER6)
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 31, 2010 07:02 PM (XBM1t)
Posted by: RushBabe at December 31, 2010 07:03 PM (urYpw)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 31, 2010 07:03 PM (7Y12r)
Ohhh, those guys were all over the place I lived in Florida. They were basically the only thing I liked about Florida.
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 07:03 PM (8uDC8)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 31, 2010 07:03 PM (EUlUw)
Megyn Kelly is a nice way to bring in 2011
Yup, that's how I'm doin it. Just a drunken homebody here I spose. I'd rather be with the Morons here, than the morons out there!
Posted by: Delta Smelt at December 31, 2010 07:03 PM (dWPyO)
Posted by: Ronster at December 31, 2010 07:04 PM (Ikn3z)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 07:04 PM (8uDC8)
130 So, how's everybody ringing in the New Year?
Shrimp, booze, rotisserie chicken, booze, FNC New Year's show, booze, Red Eye, booze, and AoSHQ.
Oh, and booze.
Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 31, 2010 07:05 PM (AMYl0)
Snakes got to eat too
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 07:05 PM (8uDC8)
Posted by: fluffy, nerd at December 31, 2010 07:05 PM (SwkdU)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2010 11:01 PM (UOM4
My hunter cat gets a few lizards a month but he usually just brings them home uninjured or minus the ejector tail. If I see them I let them go. If it goes on too long he can work them to death but he doesnt seem to kill them all at once.
This year has been so cool there aren't too many local lizards.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 07:05 PM (CN+Qv)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 31, 2010 07:05 PM (7Y12r)
Posted by: Jamie Lee Curtis, Activia Czar at December 31, 2010 07:05 PM (b1eZz)
My bad. Make mine with bacon crumbles! And maybe a shot of Patron.
Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2010 07:06 PM (zxpIo)
Posted by: Anachronda at December 31, 2010 07:06 PM (6fER6)
I was thinking of playing with my snake while drinking all night, but now I'm not sure I can hold onto him...
Is there something about you that you haven't told us yet?
Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 31, 2010 07:07 PM (AMYl0)
Posted by: Ronster at December 31, 2010 11:04 PM (Ikn3z)
*gently pats Ronster on back while looking down, shaking head*
There, there, Ronster. Ours is not to reason why.
Posted by: RushBabe at December 31, 2010 07:07 PM (urYpw)
Enjoyed an early evening of roasted oysters, ribs, etc. with friends. Tomorrow we'll have people cruising in and out for Honey Baked Ham, collards, hoppin' John and cornbread. Oh, and football.
Paula Deen is fame-whoring the Rose Bowl Parade, so there's that.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2010 07:07 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 31, 2010 11:03 PM (EUlUw)
^ this
I was thinking of playing with my snake while drinking all night, but now I'm not sure I can hold onto him...
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 11:04 PM (8uDC
Well you can ***Bad GGE!!! Bad!!!***
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 31, 2010 07:07 PM (7Y12r)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2010 11:07 PM (UOM4
Is there a float made of butter for her?
Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 07:09 PM (CN+Qv)
1776 is really a great musical.
Richard Henry Lee: I'll leave tonight! Why, hell, I'll leave right now if you like! I'll just stop off in Stratford long enough to refresh the missus, and then straight to the matter!
Posted by: USS Diversity at December 31, 2010 07:10 PM (DLxD/)
Yeah, that global warming is a bitch.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2010 07:10 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 07:10 PM (CN+Qv)
That was low hanging fruit, wasn't it. I have a CORN SNAKE, not a PENIS.
I wonder how drunk I would have to get for you guys to convince me to get on webcam or something.
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 07:11 PM (8uDC8)
Posted by: moki at December 31, 2010 07:11 PM (dZmFh)
Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2010 11:07 PM (vdfwz)
Good luck with that. You can't take away people's rights to be assholes!
Posted by: GGE Channels Simon Phoenix at December 31, 2010 07:11 PM (7Y12r)
I played God for a couple of minutes. So shoot me.
Posted by: Ronster at December 31, 2010 11:10 PM (Ikn3z)
Dude, a garter snake? They don't hurt anything. Sheesh.
Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2010 07:11 PM (zxpIo)
Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2010 11:07 PM (vdfwz
Just don't cut down on the CJ/Slade/greeeeeat ass socks. If anything, increase production.
Thanks.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at December 31, 2010 07:11 PM (dWPyO)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2010 11:07 PM (UOM4
Forget Paula Dean, I'd tune in just to see the Ronald Reagan float!
Let's hear it for the Gipper!
Posted by: RushBabe at December 31, 2010 07:11 PM (urYpw)
But I'm a bitch that way.
*heads to bar to refill wine glass*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2010 07:12 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 11:11 PM (8uDC
And heavenly throws down the gauntlet . . . time to get out of the way here.
Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2010 07:12 PM (zxpIo)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 11:11 PM (8uDC
As do we...have another?
Posted by: GGE Channels All The Morons at December 31, 2010 07:12 PM (7Y12r)
Yup, that's how I'm doin it. Just a drunken homebody here I spose. I'd rather be with the Morons here, than the morons out there!
*Glug* I'll drink to that!
Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 07:12 PM (YYVL1)
Posted by: moki at December 31, 2010 11:11 PM (dZmFh)
Well with Obamacare, you will spend less time in the hospital too. Even if you need it.
But hope you all get healthy, moki and clan moki
Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 07:12 PM (CN+Qv)
Union workers not getting enough overtime?
Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 07:13 PM (YYVL1)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2010 11:07 PM (UOM4
Is there a float made of butter for her?
Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 11:09 PM (CN+Qv)
Heh. Good one.
Posted by: RushBabe at December 31, 2010 07:14 PM (urYpw)
That's nothing, my tongue was three-fourths exposed in Anderson Cooper's ass.
Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at December 31, 2010 07:14 PM (Jx0x6)
Posted by: toad that Ronster tried to rescue at December 31, 2010 07:14 PM (SwkdU)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2010 07:14 PM (tJjm/)
But I'm a bitch that way.
*heads to bar to refill wine glass*
Anybody hurt my snake I'd have to kill you
Sorry, s'how it is. Sentry is the thing I love best in this world.Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 07:14 PM (8uDC8)
That was low hanging fruit, wasn't it. I have a CORN SNAKE, not a PENIS.
Oh. Good. I thought you were about to give us a whole new meaning to the term "garter snake."
Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 31, 2010 07:14 PM (AMYl0)
Posted by: drink up! at December 31, 2010 07:15 PM (3oQRS)
Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 07:15 PM (YYVL1)
Posted by: toad that Ronster tried to rescue at December 31, 2010 11:14 PM (SwkdU)
You were dinner. May Ronster never catch me eating a ribeye . . .
Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2010 07:15 PM (zxpIo)
Posted by: Anachronda at December 31, 2010 07:15 PM (6fER6)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 10:56 PM (8uDC
Hey there honey - how'd you like to take some dictation in the oval office?
Hell, Barry isn't using it.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at December 31, 2010 07:16 PM (bgcml)
Move to Seattle immediately. You'll get that often. I hope you like dim lighting, too. Yes, there are liberals. But they're politer about it than the golden mountain version are.
Posted by: Splunge at December 31, 2010 07:16 PM (9uwvY)
Megan Kelly just said that Sgt. Giunta is going to help Mayor Bloomberg drop the ball.
Meg, honey, I got news for ya. Bloomberg dropped the ball a long time ago.
Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 31, 2010 07:16 PM (AMYl0)
Seriously, I love you guys. You keep me sane. After all, I have a Life Coach for a sister-in-law, and am surrounded by seriously deranged libtards.
And a special Happy New Year to the wonderful women of AoSHQ. I feel like you are my sisters.
Maybe in the not-too-distant future, we can arrange a meet-up in Savannah/Jax/Charleston.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2010 07:17 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 11:12 PM (YYVL1)
Me too!
Posted by: CDR M at December 31, 2010 11:14 PM (5I8G0)
Hell yeah. That's the spirit!
Posted by: Delta Smelt at December 31, 2010 07:17 PM (dWPyO)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 07:17 PM (8uDC8)
I wouldn't hurt Sentry, thh. I used to have a boa constrictor back in the 70s. They are cool pets.
Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 31, 2010 07:18 PM (AMYl0)
Posted by: RushBabe at December 31, 2010 11:03 PM (urYpw)
B+?
Posted by: Barack Obama at December 31, 2010 07:18 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 11:17 PM (8uDC
Well theres that sign language stuff.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 07:18 PM (CN+Qv)
Megan Kelly just said that Sgt. Giunta is going to help Mayor Bloomberg drop the ball.
Meg, honey, I got news for ya. Bloomberg dropped the ball a long time ago.
At least one of them has balls.
(Somebody had to say it.)
Posted by: RushBabe at December 31, 2010 07:19 PM (urYpw)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2010 11:17 PM (UOM4
Virginia Beach/Raleigh
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 31, 2010 07:19 PM (7Y12r)
Maybe in the not-too-distant future, we can arrange a meet-up in Savannah/Jax/Charleston.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2010 11:17 PM (UOM4
I'd like that alot. I'm there of course. Hope GGE can make it too since all of us SE morons have been talking about it for awhile.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at December 31, 2010 07:19 PM (dWPyO)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 11:17 PM (8uDC
We read lips.
Posted by: The Morons at December 31, 2010 07:19 PM (bgcml)
You just let US be the judge of that! IYKWIMAITYD
Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 07:19 PM (YYVL1)
Virginia Beach/Raleigh
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 31, 2010 11:19 PM (7Y12r)
Gotta make during beach months then.
Posted by: The Morons at December 31, 2010 07:19 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2010 07:19 PM (tJjm/)
I'll drink to that, D'oh, and right back at ya. 40 more minutes till contact. We're here for you, girl!
Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2010 07:20 PM (zxpIo)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 11:11 PM (8uDC
Bah, I bet you could pound down a whole bottle of champagne and still not feel anything. Right?
Posted by: The Morons at December 31, 2010 07:21 PM (bgcml)
He's still just a little baby. Maybe 8 months old. When I come in my room and his head is sticking out of a paper towel tube and he quick whips it back in all shy, it makes my day. He's so cute.
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 07:21 PM (8uDC8)
Dude, a garter snake? They don't hurt anything. Sheesh
It was sure as hell was hurting the toad.
Posted by: Ronster at December 31, 2010 07:21 PM (Ikn3z)
You wish.
Posted by: RushBabe at December 31, 2010 11:20 PM (urYpw)
Wait, there are grades lower then B+? Like even if you show up n'stuff?
Posted by: Collegiate Barry Obama at December 31, 2010 07:22 PM (bgcml)
I wonder how drunk I would have to get for you guys to convince me to get on webcam or something.
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 11:11 PM (8uDC
Here is a tip babe, put down the bottle and switch to coffee.
Your friend, Delta Smelt.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at December 31, 2010 07:22 PM (dWPyO)
Posted by: Bomber at December 31, 2010 07:22 PM (1izra)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 11:11 PM (8uDC
Hell, a boob pic would just be perfect.
Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 31, 2010 07:22 PM (Jx0x6)
Your friend, Delta Smelt.
Dude, what is wrong with you?
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 07:23 PM (8uDC8)
It was sure as hell was hurting the toad.
Posted by: Ronster at December 31, 2010 11:21 PM (Ikn3z)
Are you a fuckin' vegan? Do you wear plastic shoes? Ever killed a spider? Or a cockroach? The snake was eating its dinner!!
Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2010 07:23 PM (zxpIo)
Posted by: RH Macy at December 31, 2010 11:22 PM (NVSUd)
In 1918 also.
Posted by: Some Kaiser at December 31, 2010 07:23 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2010 07:23 PM (tJjm/)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 11:11 PM (8uDC
Remember no pants allowed on the ONT.
Posted by: Moron Rules Committee at December 31, 2010 07:23 PM (bvXGR)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 11:21 PM (8uDC
We used to catch a lot of snakes in the woods when I was a kid but we let them go since the cats at home were not understanding about coexistence. They were scared of the box turtles we caught, but they would always go after any snake so we would catch and let em go.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 07:23 PM (CN+Qv)
Posted by: USS Diversity at December 31, 2010 07:23 PM (DLxD/)
Ronster, I have your back with the snake vs. frog. I go out of my way not to hurt a non-venomous snake. But I'll beat one to death to save a frog or lizard.
Thank you Jane. I was beginning to think I was an evil bastard or something.
Posted by: Ronster at December 31, 2010 07:24 PM (Ikn3z)
thh,
I used to wear Cleo around my neck when I went through a drive-up window at a liquor store or burger joint. Scared the shit out of lots of folks.
Good times. Good times, indeed.
Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 31, 2010 07:24 PM (AMYl0)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 07:25 PM (8uDC8)
Hi y'all. Not gonna read all the posts to catch up. Not gonna stick around till midnight either. Just wanted to say, thank God 2010 is over. Fuck all y'all, and good night.
Posted by: Bomber at December 31, 2010 11:22 PM (1izra)
Something tells me we'll not be respected in the morning ...
Howdy, howdy, howdy!
Posted by: ya2daup at December 31, 2010 07:25 PM (yRrAd)
Dude, what is wrong with you?
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 11:23 PM (8uDC
You are talking about alcohol and webcams and you are asking me?
Eh, fuck it. Show it all babe, I ain't white knighting for anyone. Give em a good show. :-)
Posted by: Delta Smelt at December 31, 2010 07:26 PM (dWPyO)
Your friend, Delta Smelt.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at December 31, 2010 11:22 PM (dWPyO)
You stay out of this. She doesn't have to shoot you now.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 31, 2010 07:26 PM (7Y12r)
The hell?
Next time I catch one of my kittehs playing with a poor lizard, it's on, bitches.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2010 07:26 PM (UOM48)
I used to wear Cleo around my neck when I went through a drive-up window at a liquor store or burger joint. Scared the shit out of lots of folks.
Good times. Good times, indeed.
Awwww, people are such pussies about snakes. I can't understand it. I mean, obviously you should be afraid of poisonous snakes, but people don't keep those as pets. Unless you're insane.
EVERYBODY who meets Sentry asks me if he's poisonous. REALLY?
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 07:27 PM (8uDC8)
EVERYBODY who meets Sentry asks me if he's poisonous. REALLY?
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 11:27 PM (8uDC
Tell them "Yes."
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 31, 2010 07:28 PM (7Y12r)
Posted by: Anachronda at December 31, 2010 07:28 PM (6fER6)
Snakes on a motherfuckin' plane!!!
Posted by: Samuel Jackson at December 31, 2010 07:28 PM (YYVL1)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 11:25 PM (8uDC
Could you show some ankle? Because that would be very hot.
No Neck or Face though - that would be wierd.
Posted by: Some Jihadi at December 31, 2010 07:28 PM (bgcml)
Are you a fuckin' vegan? Do you
wear plastic shoes? Ever killed a spider? Or a cockroach? The snake
was eating its dinner!!
Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2010 11:23 PM (zxpIo)
At least the snake gets to eat fuckers.
Posted by: Romamba from Sierra Leone who hasn't eaten in a week and is starting to get mad at the flys around m at December 31, 2010 07:28 PM (Jx0x6)
Posted by: Your Starbucks Libard at December 31, 2010 07:29 PM (UOM48)
For some reason, 9:30 springs to mind, but I don't know which time zone...
I think it's 12:30 eastern.
Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 31, 2010 07:29 PM (AMYl0)
You are talking about alcohol and webcams and you are asking me?
Eh, fuck it. Show it all babe, I ain't white knighting for anyone. Give em a good show. :-)
Pfft, I guess I just don't see the big deal. I never implied that I would be naked or even dressed somewhat sluttily. I could be wearing 18 layers and a scarf for all you know.
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 07:29 PM (8uDC8)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 11:25 PM (8uDC
We already have Megyn Kelly with that outfit...go for something unique!
Posted by: Samuel Jackson at December 31, 2010 07:29 PM (YYVL1)
I'm so going to get on webcam but be wearing a parka or something and be a total cockblock.
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 11:25 PM (8uDC
Chicks in parkas are hawt! Huminah, huminah!
Posted by: Moriusaq, Greenland (population 2) at December 31, 2010 07:30 PM (yRrAd)
Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2010 07:30 PM (zxpIo)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 31, 2010 07:30 PM (EUlUw)
Anybody hurt my snake I'd have to kill you Sorry, s'how it is. Sentry is the thing I love best in this world.
Just don't let him close to my pet toads and all will be fine.
Posted by: Ronster at December 31, 2010 07:30 PM (Ikn3z)
Posted by: Central Time Zone. at December 31, 2010 07:30 PM (Jx0x6)
Damn it all, I'll hate myself for this tomorrow but... Don't do that cam thing, thisheavenlyhell. I'm sure you are quite heavanly to look at and all... but don't.
Doesn't strike me as a good idea. Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2010 07:30 PM (tJjm/)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 07:30 PM (8uDC8)
Posted by: rdbrewer at December 31, 2010 07:31 PM (PlgYN)
We already have Megyn Kelly with that outfit...go for something unique!
Posted by: Samuel Jackson at December 31, 2010 11:29 PM (YYVL1)
Hey, dumbass, Samuel Jackson doesn't watch that racist filth!
Posted by: Samuel Jackson at December 31, 2010 07:31 PM (YYVL1)
Awwww, people are such pussies about snakes.
My mom and sister wouldn't even come to my house when I had Cleo. She was in a glass cage, for cryin' out loud. Didn't matter.
Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 31, 2010 07:31 PM (AMYl0)
Posted by: Anachronda at December 31, 2010 07:31 PM (6fER6)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2010 11:17 PM (UOM4
Posted by: sock puppeh at December 31, 2010 07:31 PM (VcPAo)
EVERYBODY who meets Sentry asks me if he's poisonous. REALLY?
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 11:27 PM (8uDC
Jeez if you are afraid of snakes you'd think you'd learn enough to know which is which. Where I grew up our pizzen ones didn't give you any warnings. Copperheads, cottonmouths, etc.
But in the real world, you have to work to get bit by a snake, even a poison one. They just want to avoid trouble, and the poison wont hurt something our size fast enought to help them.
The coral and another kind of snake looked pretty similar, but otherwise you can tell right off.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 07:31 PM (CN+Qv)
The mister says whatever virus he got a couple days ago is getting its second wind, so he chugged some Nyquil and off he went. The chillun are upstairs doing G-d knows what, so I best go ride herd on them and get some sleep so I can make it to the Y bright and early for free-T-shirt day.
Sincere wishes to all of the HQ miscreants for a new and improved year! And thanks for sharing your prodigious talents here on a daily basis!
Jane, give our best to D'oh Boy; and to any and all in uniform who may be lurking, MEGA THANKS FOR YOUR SERVICE. May 2011 be the year that brings you back to the embrace of your loving families and a grateful nation!
Posted by: RushBabe at December 31, 2010 07:31 PM (urYpw)
Damn it all, I'll hate myself for this tomorrow but... Don't do that cam thing, thisheavenlyhell. I'm sure you are quite heavanly to look at and all... but don't.
Doesn't strike me as a good idea.
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2010 11:30 PM (tJjm/)
Somebody here will find a way to use it to embarrass you later.
Posted by: Bob Guccione, Penthouse founder. at December 31, 2010 07:31 PM (Jx0x6)
Well of course I wouldn't let him eat someone's pet! In the same way that I recognize that birds naturally eat snakes in the wild, but I wouldn't let them eat my pet!
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 07:31 PM (8uDC8)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 31, 2010 07:32 PM (7Y12r)
Pfft, I guess I just don't see the
big deal. I never implied that I would be naked or even dressed
somewhat sluttily. I could be wearing 18 layers and a scarf for all you
know.
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 11:29 PM (8uDC
Might I suggest you don't go with the scarf?
Posted by: Isadora Duncan at December 31, 2010 07:32 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: rdbrewer at December 31, 2010 07:33 PM (PlgYN)
Pfft, I guess I just don't see the big deal. I never implied that I would be naked or even dressed somewhat sluttily. I could be wearing 18 layers and a scarf for all you know.
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 11:29 PM (8uDC
But under that, you would be NAKEDZ!1!!!
Posted by: Typical Moron at December 31, 2010 07:33 PM (CN+Qv)
EVERYBODY who meets Sentry asks me if he's poisonous. REALLY?
Yes. Try not thinking about snakes or predators for years, then suddenly come upon one as someone's pet. Will that snake bite me? Will that pit bull bite me? Will that tiger bite me? Will that boa constrictor choke me? Will that alligator bite me?
Posted by: Count de Yoda Monet at December 31, 2010 07:33 PM (XBM1t)
You were dinner. May Ronster never catch me eating a ribeye .
Can we still be friends? I promise to never beat a snake again.
Posted by: Ronster at December 31, 2010 07:33 PM (Ikn3z)
Hold a big butcher knife too!
Posted by: Wes Craven at December 31, 2010 11:31 PM (5I8G0)
And a pot roast!
Posted by: Some Hungry Moron at December 31, 2010 07:33 PM (bgcml)
In real life I can tell the difference at a glance. It's weird how often I dream about poisonous snakes (and spiders) considering my love of snakes.
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 07:35 PM (8uDC8)
12:30 Eastern.
Posted by: rdbrewer at December 31, 2010 11:33 PM (PlgYN)
Maybe it's just me, brew, but what the hell are you talking about?
Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2010 07:36 PM (zxpIo)
I have a crappy webcam, but not a mic. I know you guys wouldn't give a crap, but it's kind of awkward sitting there being stared at and not being able to say anything.
A picture is worth a thousand words.
Posted by: Ronster at December 31, 2010 07:36 PM (Ikn3z)
Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 07:37 PM (CN+Qv)
LOL the local Raleigh news is following the "Acorn Drop" (seriously) along with the event in Times Square, and reminding everyone that they're on the exact same schedule to reach New Year's. Like their viewers are fkn idiots. I guess I am for watching.....
Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 07:37 PM (YYVL1)
Posted by: rdbrewer at December 31, 2010 07:37 PM (PlgYN)
Whoops. Strike that. 11:30 Central.
12:30 Eastern.
Posted by: rdbrewer at December 31, 2010 11:33 PM (PlgYN)
Uh, no, 1137 eastern, 1037 central, 937 mountain, 837 pacific.
Posted by: Bob Guccione, Penthouse founder. at December 31, 2010 07:37 PM (Jx0x6)
I think I may have some insight into this. Would you please get on my couch?
Posted by: Ziggy Freud at December 31, 2010 07:38 PM (bgcml)
Happy New Year's Eve morons and moronettes!
I'm skipping the usual hullabaloo and watching 'Live from Daryl's House' on WGN.
I had no idea he had a web show but I'll darned sure be catching up on all the episodes after watching this.
I hope you guys are all tucked away safely at home, warm and snuggly, and clear from the drunkards on the roadways this evening.
Posted by: jmflynny at December 31, 2010 07:39 PM (piMMO)
--------
I've been hearing them all evening here too. I thought it was just an California thing all those years
Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2010 07:39 PM (vdfwz)
My Tallahassee cousin gets up in the wee hours for her job as a radiologist technician. Goes into her kitchen and sees a broken decorative plate from the kitchen wall on her floor. Calls the husband. They're cleaning up the plate, when she, not wearing her glasses, sees a "bow" around another plate that was never there before. It's a snake.
Husband brings a cooler into the kitchen, tosses the snake in, and carries the cooler into the street. Cooler is empty. Runs back in the house to warn wife, as she's scooping up the last of the broken plate, the THE SNAKE IS STILL SOMEWHERE IN THE KITCHEN.
They find the bastard again, get it in the cooler, and release it into the neighbor's yard next door.
When they finished the story, my first question was: Did you set the cooler on fire and burn it?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2010 07:40 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: MrCaniac at December 31, 2010 07:41 PM (oREHE)
Posted by: sock puppeh at December 31, 2010 07:41 PM (VcPAo)
Rick Springfield!!!!!Yea!!!
http://tinyurl.com/2b2wzgc
Posted by: Bob Guccione, Penthouse founder. at December 31, 2010 07:41 PM (Jx0x6)
I laughed. Does that count?
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 31, 2010 07:41 PM (YxBuk)
Are you a fuckin' vegan?
That could be, no was the biggest insult I've ever had hurled at me in my entire life.
Posted by: Ronster at December 31, 2010 07:42 PM (Ikn3z)
Posted by: rdbrewer at December 31, 2010 07:42 PM (PlgYN)
Actually, I'd pay to see that.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2010 07:42 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2010 07:44 PM (tJjm/)
Posted by: fluffy at December 31, 2010 07:44 PM (SwkdU)
Posted by: MrCaniac at December 31, 2010 07:44 PM (oREHE)
We've had this discussion before.
easy, there...I was alluding to that.
I laughed. Does that count?
Hi, Rum.
Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2010 07:45 PM (7qCPY)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 31, 2010 07:45 PM (EUlUw)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 31, 2010 07:46 PM (YxBuk)
Not sure about here in NC....let me check the local news real quick.
Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 07:46 PM (YYVL1)
Jane, that was my favorite part of the story. Tee hee.
Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2010 07:46 PM (zxpIo)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 31, 2010 07:46 PM (YxBuk)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2010 11:40 PM (UOM4
How did they miss getting it in the first time?
A few years back a friend of mine had a big snake stuck by his garage door - the driveway was so steep and smooth he was having trouble getting out. They freaked out when I said I would carry him out, so I had to get a push broom and hold it by him to give him purchase to make his way out.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 07:47 PM (CN+Qv)
Damn. I'm not even slightly high. Weird.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2010 07:47 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 31, 2010 11:46 PM (YxBuk)
I did just pour myself a little bit of rum, Rum.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 07:47 PM (CN+Qv)
"What's the outlet?"
"The outlet?"
"Mm-hmmm."
"That's where the electricity comes out."
"Oh, you mean the holes."
Posted by: Editor at December 31, 2010 07:47 PM (YX6i/)
Posted by: Anachronda at December 31, 2010 07:48 PM (6fER6)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 31, 2010 11:45 PM (EUlUw)
Why thank you!
Posted by: Buhler High School class of 1982. at December 31, 2010 07:48 PM (Jx0x6)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 31, 2010 11:46 PM (YxBuk)
Yep.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 31, 2010 07:48 PM (7Y12r)
Yeah, because a 12 inch corn snake is totally equivilent to a tiger. Dude, even if I had a nasty snake that strikes at everything (and sure, they exist, though my snake has only struck at me once and it was the first day I had him) how big a douchebag would I have to be to let him near anyone else? As it is, I never let him near anyone else, I just hold him and let them look. Because firstly, I don't trust them to hold him, and secondly, because I understand that other people are not as comfortable with snakes as I am and I don't want them to flip out. I would never just walk up to some random person and stick my snake in their face.
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 07:48 PM (8uDC8)
I'm going to be the only person (here) ringing in the new year sober, aren't I?
Unless you do a one-night lifestyle change--yes.
Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 31, 2010 07:49 PM (AMYl0)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2010 07:49 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 31, 2010 11:48 PM (YxBuk)
Just Cap'n morgan.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 07:49 PM (CN+Qv)
Jane, that was my favorite part of the story. Tee hee.
Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2010 11:46 PM (zxpIo)
Although I really don't care for Hannity anymore, and absolutely cannot listen to his radio show, one of the funniest things I ever heard was his story about giving his hippie-lib animal lover employee and her husband a couple lobsters for Christmas or something. Instead of eating them, like normal people would, this animal-hugger decided to do the right thing and release the lobsters...into the wild...of the freshwater pond behind their house...with the rubber bands still pinning their claws closed so they'd be defenseless as they slowly asphyxiated in the fresh water. I mean not funny from the lobster's point of view.....
Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 07:50 PM (YYVL1)
I'm going to be the only person (here) ringing in the new year sober, aren't I?
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 31, 2010 11:46 PM (YxBuk)
Umm, no.
Posted by: ya2daup at December 31, 2010 07:51 PM (yRrAd)
Posted by: rdbrewer at December 31, 2010 07:51 PM (PlgYN)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 31, 2010 11:46 PM (YxBuk)
Nope.
Posted by: sock puppeh at December 31, 2010 07:51 PM (VcPAo)
Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2010 07:51 PM (zxpIo)
463 I'm going to be the only person (here) ringing in the new year sober, aren't I?
Depends: how well does tequila keep, and how long, when kept in cool, dark storage?
Posted by: Arbalest at December 31, 2010 07:51 PM (rJcqg)
Just Cap'n morgan.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 11:49 PM (CN+Qv)
Me too! Cheers! I love it when common ground can be found.
Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 07:52 PM (YYVL1)
Wonder what delicious, decadent, calorie-laden goodies the First Couple consumed tonight?
I denounce myself for mentioning those two mutts.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2010 07:52 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2010 07:52 PM (tJjm/)
Oh yeah. Hell. Go ahead and make a liar out of me. *drinks*
Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 31, 2010 11:51 PM (AMYl0)
Yeah. Fuck all y'all.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 31, 2010 07:52 PM (7Y12r)
Depends: how well does tequila keep, and how long, when kept in cool, dark storage?
Posted by: Arbalest at December 31, 2010 11:51 PM (rJcqg)
Well your stomach is dark. Dunno how cool you are.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 07:52 PM (CN+Qv)
Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 11:50 PM (YYVL1)
I watched Hannity's show the night Mark Steyn filled in for him. They should make that a permanent change.
Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 31, 2010 07:52 PM (AMYl0)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 07:53 PM (8uDC8)
I would never just walk up to some random person and stick my snake in their face.
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 11:48 PM (8uDC
Obviously not qualified to be Preznint.
Posted by: BJ Clinton at December 31, 2010 07:54 PM (yRrAd)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2010 07:54 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 11:53 PM (8uDC
See, now is when you stop. Take a couple of aspirin and have a glass of water. If you keep going from here you just get sick, and that's no fun at all.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 31, 2010 07:55 PM (7Y12r)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 07:55 PM (8uDC8)
Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at December 31, 2010 07:55 PM (paOeu)
Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2010 07:56 PM (zxpIo)
Where did Nam Grunt go?
Posted by: USS Diversity at December 31, 2010 11:54 PM (DLxD/)
If you remember, we had a pretty contentious election season that separated a lot of folks. That could have been the reason for his leaving.
Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 31, 2010 07:56 PM (Jx0x6)
This is getting creepy!!
Wait. Dick Clark is still alive? But that upsets all my calculations!
(turns to abacus, muttering about the Apocalypse)
Posted by: Splunge at December 31, 2010 07:56 PM (9uwvY)
Yeah, I know, I'm not retarded. I only did that once, and I swear it was an accident.
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 07:56 PM (8uDC8)
Posted by: Ryan Leaf at December 31, 2010 07:56 PM (DLxD/)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 31, 2010 07:57 PM (7Y12r)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2010 07:57 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Helen Thomas, now available in chronologically-challenged version at December 31, 2010 07:58 PM (yRrAd)
Posted by: Indian Outlaw at December 31, 2010 07:58 PM (ATMEl)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 11:56 PM (8uDC
Once is all it takes, isn't it?
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 31, 2010 07:58 PM (7Y12r)
Hai guys. I'm new. I heard y'all like pudding, so you might enjoy this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sEI1AUFJKw
You're welcome.
Posted by: Kaiya Averone at December 31, 2010 07:58 PM (XiSOm)
Posted by: Anachronda at December 31, 2010 07:58 PM (6fER6)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 31, 2010 07:58 PM (YxBuk)
If you remember, we had a pretty contentious election season that separated a lot of folks. That could have been the reason for his leaving.
Yeah but I swear I just read some of his stuff very recently. Hm.
Posted by: USS Diversity at December 31, 2010 07:59 PM (DLxD/)
"Imagine no possesions."
Fuck you, you commie bastard. I like possesions. This is a suck song to bring in the new year.
Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 31, 2010 07:59 PM (AMYl0)
Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 31, 2010 07:59 PM (Jx0x6)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 11:53 PM (8uDC
You're among friends here, and there's always good advice and laughter to be had at Ace's place...I'm kinda new, but the morons here are awesome and have become my family away from my family. Come back often next year!!! Until then, yeah, water and aspirin and sleep is probably the best idea.
Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 07:59 PM (YYVL1)
Yeah, because a 12 inch corn snake is totally equivilent to a tiger.
In a few moments, after an adjustment period, the rational part of the brain kicks in and I'm with you. Before that moment though, is when I'd blurt out, "Is it poisonous?"
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 31, 2010 07:59 PM (XBM1t)
Although I really don't care for Hannity anymore, and absolutely cannot listen to his radio show, one of the funniest things I ever heard was his story about giving his hippie-lib animal lover employee and her husband a couple lobsters for Christmas or something. Instead of eating them, like normal people would, this animal-hugger decided to do the right thing and release the lobsters...into the wild...of the freshwater pond behind their house...with the rubber bands still pinning their claws closed so they'd be defenseless as they slowly asphyxiated in the fresh water. I mean not funny from the lobster's point of view.....
I heard that. I believe it was his gal assistant!
Posted by: jmflynny at December 31, 2010 07:59 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 31, 2010 11:57 PM (YxBuk)
And yet explains why the country is in the shape it is in right now...
Posted by: drink up! at December 31, 2010 07:59 PM (3oQRS)
"Imagine no possesions."
Fuck you, you commie bastard. I like possesions. This is a suck song to bring in the new year.
Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 31, 2010 11:59 PM (AMYl0)
Thank you Mark David Chapman.
Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 31, 2010 07:59 PM (Jx0x6)
Posted by: Zakn at December 31, 2010 07:59 PM (zyaZ1)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 31, 2010 08:00 PM (7Y12r)
Posted by: sybilll at December 31, 2010 08:00 PM (pSQrA)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 31, 2010 08:00 PM (YxBuk)
Posted by: Kaiya Averone at December 31, 2010 08:01 PM (XiSOm)
Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2010 08:01 PM (zxpIo)
Thank you Mark David Chapman.
Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 31, 2010 11:59 PM (Jx0x6)
Did they ever figure out why he shot Lennon?
Posted by: 18-1 at December 31, 2010 08:01 PM (bgcml)
Yeah and this cheesy song gets to me every year.
And damn, the fireworks are goin off big time here tonight!
Posted by: Delta Smelt at December 31, 2010 08:01 PM (dWPyO)
"Imagine no possesions."
Fuck you, you commie bastard. I like possesions. This is a suck song to bring in the new year.
Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 31, 2010 11:59 PM (AMYl0)
So did he - so he's a hypocrite. Imagine that.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 08:01 PM (CN+Qv)
Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at December 31, 2010 08:01 PM (paOeu)
Posted by: Some Moron at December 31, 2010 08:02 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: FlaviusJulius at December 31, 2010 08:02 PM (SJ6/3)
Posted by: Delta Smelt at December 31, 2010 08:02 PM (dWPyO)
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 31, 2010 08:03 PM (XBM1t)
Posted by: ya2daup at December 31, 2010 08:03 PM (yRrAd)
Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at December 31, 2010 08:03 PM (paOeu)
Fuck you, you commie bastard. I like possesions. This is a suck song to bring in the new year.
You could have turned the channel and listened to Smokey Robinson sing Sara Smile, or to Todd Rundgren jammin.
Your pick sucked.
Posted by: jmflynny at December 31, 2010 08:03 PM (piMMO)
Did they ever figure out why he shot Lennon?
Posted by: 18-1 at January 01, 2011 12:01 AM (bgcml)
Yes, he hated Asian female succubus scrunts who ruin not only a man's life, but the life of a very successful band...But he missed!
Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 31, 2010 08:04 PM (Jx0x6)
Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at January 01, 2011 12:03 AM (paOeu)
I would if I knew how.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 31, 2010 08:04 PM (7Y12r)
Posted by: Dogfish 90 at January 01, 2011 12:02 AM (DLxD/)
And the same to you, sir!
Posted by: Sweetwater 420 at December 31, 2010 08:04 PM (YYVL1)
Posted by: FlaviusJulius at December 31, 2010 08:04 PM (SJ6/3)
Posted by: sybilll at December 31, 2010 08:05 PM (pSQrA)
"Imagine no possesions."
Fuck you, you commie bastard. I like possesions. This is a suck song to bring in the new year.
I did that. I imagined no possessions. Then I imagined returning home from work to discover that someone had taken over my house, because there were no possessions. Wow, that really sucked.
Posted by: Splunge at December 31, 2010 08:05 PM (9uwvY)
Posted by: PETA (aren't we simply precious?) at December 31, 2010 08:06 PM (yRrAd)
It depends on whose picture is on it at the time. David Hasselhoff, definitely wrong.
Posted by: Splunge at December 31, 2010 08:06 PM (9uwvY)
Posted by: CDR M at January 01, 2011 12:04 AM (5I8G0)
My ascendency to godlike status was pre-determined!!! one!one!!!!!oneone!!!!
Posted by: Teh One at December 31, 2010 08:07 PM (YYVL1)
Aight folks, Happy New Year. See ya on the flip side.
Good night now!
Thanks for the entertainment Morons.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at December 31, 2010 08:07 PM (dWPyO)
At least the shows suck earlier in the evening here.
Posted by: MrScribbler© at December 31, 2010 08:08 PM (Ulu3i)
Posted by: FlaviusJulius at December 31, 2010 08:08 PM (SJ6/3)
Posted by: sock puppeh at January 01, 2011 12:07 AM (VcPAo)
At least its only a head shot of MO
Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 08:08 PM (CN+Qv)
Posted by: FlaviusJulius at December 31, 2010 08:08 PM (SJ6/3)
SO, are you East Coasters gonna stick around to pick is CSTer's up off the floor in an hour?
Posted by: sybilll at January 01, 2011 12:05 AM (pSQrA)
They have floors in flyover country? Floors that aren't dirt, we mean.
Posted by: East Coast snobs at December 31, 2010 08:08 PM (yRrAd)
Strike that, it's in the top ten of my favorite songs ever.
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 08:09 PM (8uDC8)
Your pick sucked.
They usually do. That's why I don't play the football picks thing.
Only two things I can pick. My nose (consistently) and horse races (fairly decent).
Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 31, 2010 08:09 PM (AMYl0)
Posted by: CanaDave at December 31, 2010 08:09 PM (TppR/)
Posted by: FlaviusJulius at January 01, 2011 12:08 AM (SJ6/3)
They have some on their temples, and some old wood books that a Spanish priest hunted up and burned.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 08:10 PM (CN+Qv)
1-1-11...
Now that's some serious fucking eleventy!
Posted by: Samuel Adams at January 01, 2011 12:08 AM (Jx0x6)
Pfft! Poseur!
Posted by: 11/11/11 at December 31, 2010 08:10 PM (yRrAd)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2010 08:10 PM (tJjm/)
Posted by: drink up! at December 31, 2010 08:10 PM (3oQRS)
Posted by: sock puppeh at January 01, 2011 12:07 AM (VcPAo)
Jan: WARRRRRAAAHGGGHHH!
Feb: ROOOAAARRRRR!!!!
Mar: GHARBLLLLLL!!!
etc...
Posted by: The Words of Kashyyyk at December 31, 2010 08:11 PM (bgcml)
Good riddence, 2010. I hope to never see another like you.
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 08:11 PM (8uDC8)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 01, 2011 12:10 AM (tJjm/)
Poontang!!!!Posted by: Editor at December 31, 2010 08:11 PM (YX6i/)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 08:11 PM (8uDC8)
They have floors in flyover country? Floors that aren't dirt, we mean.
I have a custom-made pea gravel floor, I'll have you know.
Posted by: Land of Leakin, indignant flyover country guy at December 31, 2010 08:12 PM (AMYl0)
Posted by: Kaiya Averone at December 31, 2010 08:12 PM (XiSOm)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 01, 2011 12:11 AM (8uDC
What time zone are you in, heavenly? I'm in Califuckya, but I put the household on EST just for tonight, it was the only way I'd still be up at midnight.
Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2010 08:14 PM (zxpIo)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 01, 2011 12:11 AM (8uDC
"I don't have the power Captain."
Just say that, your Scottish accent will kick in.
Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 31, 2010 08:14 PM (Jx0x6)
Posted by: USS Diversity at December 31, 2010 08:14 PM (DLxD/)
They have floors in flyover country? Floors that aren't dirt, we mean.
Our floors are made of .357 magnums. Got a problem with that?
Posted by: sybilll at December 31, 2010 08:15 PM (pSQrA)
Eastern. I'm in Jersey. The land of Chris Christie and nothing else good.
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 08:16 PM (8uDC8)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 08:17 PM (8uDC8)
Posted by: fluffy at December 31, 2010 08:17 PM (SwkdU)
Posted by: Marion "Cobra" Cobretti at December 31, 2010 08:17 PM (sCGdc)
Thanks stud, but one night in the Castro will scare you beyond your wildest dreams.
Posted by: Multi-pierced, too much gold-wearing ghey guys anywhere. at December 31, 2010 08:17 PM (Jx0x6)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 01, 2011 12:16 AM (8uDC
Christie, thisheavenlyhell and nothing else good
fixt.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 08:18 PM (CN+Qv)
Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2010 08:18 PM (zxpIo)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 01, 2011 12:11 AM (8uDC
I heartily agree.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 31, 2010 08:18 PM (7Y12r)
Posted by: gus at December 31, 2010 08:18 PM (C02p4)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at January 01, 2011 12:14 AM (YxBuk)
My Mom got me for Christmas some Maple Bacon Rub for my meat. She is teh awesome!
Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 08:18 PM (YYVL1)
Pussies.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2010 08:18 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 01, 2011 12:17 AM (8uDC
Ok Christie, thisheavenlyhell, Kaiya Averone, and nothing else good.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 08:19 PM (CN+Qv)
Posted by: lou at December 31, 2010 08:19 PM (46PiX)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 01, 2011 12:17 AM (8uDC
How YOU doin?
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 31, 2010 08:19 PM (7Y12r)
Posted by: 10,000 maroons in 10,000 ice fishing shantys on Minnesota's 10,000 lakes at December 31, 2010 08:20 PM (yRrAd)
Posted by: Zakn at December 31, 2010 08:20 PM (zyaZ1)
My Mom got me for Christmas some Maple Bacon Rub for my meat. She is teh awesome!
Posted by: NC Ref at January 01, 2011 12:18 AM (YYVL1)
Talking about your mom, your meat and your rub all in one sentence is kinda creepy....
Posted by: drink up! at December 31, 2010 08:21 PM (3oQRS)
No but the parka was a nice black one and the butcher knife went well with it.
Posted by: CDR M at January 01, 2011 12:18 AM (5I8G0)
And the roast was a nice touch as well. Is the snake poisonous?
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 31, 2010 08:21 PM (7Y12r)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2010 08:21 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: gus at January 01, 2011 12:18 AM (C02p4)
Because MORE Rick Springfield music played louder is what you were looking for?
Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 08:21 PM (YYVL1)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 31, 2010 08:21 PM (YxBuk)
They have floors in flyover country? Floors that aren't dirt, we mean
I'll have you know that I went to Goodwill and bought some old rugs from the Playboy mansion and laid them out on my dirt floor. So there smarty pants.
Posted by: Ronster at December 31, 2010 08:22 PM (Ikn3z)
You know Teh One would love to be able to do that look for the State of the Union.
At least the eye-liner.
Posted by: USS Diversity at December 31, 2010 08:22 PM (DLxD/)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 01, 2011 12:21 AM (UOM4
Alcohol? In the Marine barracks? And a brawl???? I'm shocked, SHOCKED! I tell ya!
Posted by: GGE, USN Ret who served with Marines at December 31, 2010 08:23 PM (7Y12r)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at January 01, 2011 12:21 AM (YxBuk)
1) Garlic
2) Rub on rib
Am i close?
Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 08:23 PM (CN+Qv)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 08:23 PM (8uDC8)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 31, 2010 08:23 PM (YxBuk)
Posted by: Land of Leakin, indignant flyover country guy at December 31, 2010 08:24 PM (AMYl0)
Posted by: fluffy at December 31, 2010 08:24 PM (SwkdU)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 31, 2010 08:25 PM (7Y12r)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 01, 2011 12:17 AM (8uDC
First rule of ONT club - talk about ONT club.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 31, 2010 08:26 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: gus at January 01, 2011 12:18 AM (C02p4)
Because MORE Rick Springfield music played louder is what you were looking for?
Posted by: NC Ref at January 01, 2011 12:21 AM (YYVL1)
Couldn't hear enough cowbell. Moar cowbell!!
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 31, 2010 08:27 PM (XBM1t)
Posted by: fluffy at January 01, 2011 12:17 AM (SwkdU)
Trust me honey, the pink heart just isn't worth it.
Posted by: Sandra Bullock at December 31, 2010 08:27 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 08:27 PM (8uDC8)
First rule of ONT club - talk about ONT club PIX OR IT NEVER HAPPENED!!!!
Posted by: 18-1 at January 01, 2011 12:26 AM (bgcml)
FIFY.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 31, 2010 08:27 PM (7Y12r)
No take-backsies! It's in the rulebook!
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 31, 2010 08:27 PM (YxBuk)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 01, 2011 12:27 AM (8uDC
yeah...what could possibly go wrong?
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 31, 2010 08:28 PM (7Y12r)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2010 08:28 PM (tJjm/)
Posted by: fluffy at December 31, 2010 08:28 PM (SwkdU)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at January 01, 2011 12:27 AM (YxBuk)
dammit...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 31, 2010 08:28 PM (7Y12r)
Posted by: kbdabear at January 01, 2011 12:20 AM (vdfwz)
That is the cutest, kb! Plus, bonus, my cat went bat-shit crazy when I played it just now. lol
Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2010 08:29 PM (zxpIo)
Posted by: Zakn at December 31, 2010 08:29 PM (zyaZ1)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 08:29 PM (8uDC8)
Our kid told us there was a big brawl in the Marine barracks. He assures us he wasn't involved. Large quantities of alcohol were, surprise.
I hope it wasn't over politics or even worse, snakes and toads.
Posted by: Ronster at December 31, 2010 08:30 PM (Ikn3z)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 31, 2010 08:30 PM (7Y12r)
Posted by: fluffy likes a cheap thrill as much as the next Moron at December 31, 2010 08:30 PM (SwkdU)
That is the cutest, kb! Plus, bonus, my cat went bat-shit crazy when I played it just now. lol
Posted by: Peaches at January 01, 2011 12:29 AM (zxpIo)
My girl kitty gave me a wtf look. The others never seem to be fooled by youtube cats.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 08:30 PM (CN+Qv)
I'm guessing vegans vs. bacon-rubbed meat.
Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2010 08:31 PM (zxpIo)
Happy New Year. Hope 2011 brings you wonderful things.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2010 08:31 PM (UOM48)
The official term is "taksies-backsies." Seriously, they pay me to know this crap.
/
Posted by: SATAN at December 31, 2010 08:31 PM (YYVL1)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 31, 2010 08:32 PM (EUlUw)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 08:32 PM (8uDC8)
Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 08:33 PM (YYVL1)
Posted by: Multi-pierced, too much gold-wearing ghey guys anywhere. at December 31, 2010 08:34 PM (Jx0x6)
Everything is x-rated in our minds, thank you very much.
Posted by: Your Average Moron at December 31, 2010 08:34 PM (YYVL1)
Posted by: twiceblessedmom at December 31, 2010 08:34 PM (HjxoE)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2010 08:35 PM (UOM48)
Happy New Year. Hope 2011 brings you wonderful things.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 01, 2011 12:31 AM (UOM4
You should search for 'pretty please' on youtube. Its one of the ones I go to for a cute kitten fix.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 08:35 PM (CN+Qv)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 08:36 PM (8uDC8)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 01, 2011 12:32 AM (8uDC
It was in the prenumbra.
Posted by: Some Jurist. at December 31, 2010 08:36 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 31, 2010 08:36 PM (Ep3de)
Posted by: ya2daup at December 31, 2010 08:36 PM (yRrAd)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 31, 2010 08:36 PM (EUlUw)
Posted by: fluffy at December 31, 2010 08:36 PM (SwkdU)
-----
Now if we could just convince them to get rid of that stupid red thingie at the bottom of the screen...
Posted by: Anachronda at December 31, 2010 08:37 PM (6fER6)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 01, 2011 12:35 AM
Excuse me while I douse my junk in guacamole
Posted by: Rafael Escamilla at December 31, 2010 08:37 PM (vdfwz)
Helmet laws for bicycle riders back in the '80s were the beginning of the end for our American way of life. The idiots could no longer Darwin themselves off our social welfare system!
Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 08:37 PM (YYVL1)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2010 08:38 PM (tJjm/)
Fuck 2010. (My husband left me this last October on our 28th anniversary. He is no doubt having a wonderful celebration right now with his boyfriend.)
I hope everyone has a great 2011! I have nowhere to go but up!
Posted by: Miss Fluffy McNutter, wishing she were drunk at December 31, 2010 08:38 PM (xMSXs)
We were just at friends' this evening, and they have the most amazing lighted bottle tree at the entrance to their backyard.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2010 08:39 PM (UOM48)
That's the look Nanny Pelosi will have when she's gotta turn that gavel over to Boehner on Monday ... HAPPY New Year!
Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2010 08:39 PM (vdfwz)
Oh shit, you just kicked my ass. I only lost my job at the end of this year. You definitely have me beat.
Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 31, 2010 08:40 PM (Jx0x6)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 31, 2010 08:40 PM (EUlUw)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 01, 2011 12:35 AM (UOM4
A drunken brawl between the Navy and Marines??? No freakin' way!!! Seriously, best wishes in the New Year for you, your son and your family. We really appreciate his service, your sacrifice, and also...less so but not to be forgotten...your bacon tempura recipe.
Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 08:41 PM (YYVL1)
Posted by: fluffy at December 31, 2010 08:41 PM (SwkdU)
Fuck 2010. (My husband left me this last October on our 28th anniversary. He is no doubt having a wonderful celebration right now with his boyfriend.)
I hope everyone has a great 2011! I have nowhere to go but up!
Posted by: Miss Fluffy McNutter, wishing she were drunk at January 01, 2011 12:38 AM (xMSXs)
Well you have a great attitude. Good 2011 to you!!
Posted by: lou at December 31, 2010 08:41 PM (46PiX)
Posted by: Multi-pierced, too much gold-wearing ghey guys anywhere. at January 01, 2011 12:34 AM (Jx0x6)
Do we have a bat-signal for Kratos?
Posted by: 18-1 at December 31, 2010 08:42 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2010 08:42 PM (tJjm/)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at December 31, 2010 08:42 PM (xQAv5)
Posted by: John F Not Kerry at December 31, 2010 08:42 PM (HF2US)
Posted by: Miss Fluffy McNutter, wishing she were drunk at January 01, 2011 12:38 AM (xMSXs)
Oh. My. Gawd. When did my mom start posting here?!!11!!11!!... wait, she made it to 35-years.
Posted by: Editor at December 31, 2010 08:43 PM (YX6i/)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2010 08:43 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2010 08:43 PM (zxpIo)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 01, 2011 12:35 AM (UOM4
I'm thinking your son will be glad he missed all the festivities come morning.
He will have a clear head and a better outlook on life. Bless him and his family.
Posted by: Ronster at December 31, 2010 08:43 PM (Ikn3z)
Godamn it, you keep making me act like like the mature gentleman, when I come here to act out the adolescent fratboy life I never had in real life! Jeesh.
I dunno, am I the only one who doesn't give a crap if some creepy internet stranger wanks to my image? I guess they could record it and use it for some nefarious purposes, but... if I'm not doing anything skeevy on camera, how can this affect me in any way?
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 08:43 PM (8uDC8)
We were just at friends' this evening, and they have the most amazing lighted bottle tree at the entrance to their backyard.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 01, 2011 12:39 AM (UOM4
Posted by: Ed Anger at December 31, 2010 08:44 PM (7+pP9)
Posted by: Miss Fluffy McNutter, wishing she were drunk at January 01, 2011 12:38 AM (xMSXs)
Chin, chin, Miss Fluffy, you shall move forward and do better in '11. After all, you've got us on your side. How can you lose?
Posted by: Land of Leakin, indignant flyover country guy at December 31, 2010 08:44 PM (AMYl0)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 01, 2011 12:43 AM (UOM4
Night jane
And I'm sorry for your trouble Miz Fluffy. Youre better off without someone who could do that.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 08:44 PM (CN+Qv)
Too bad the bastard waits 28 years to come out of the closet ... Hope you have a better 2011
Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2010 08:44 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2010 08:45 PM (tJjm/)
Posted by: HR manager what checks Facebook at December 31, 2010 08:46 PM (SwkdU)
You are most definitely NOT by yourself! What was the first bottle you drank tonight? I, myself, managed to enjoy drinking a couple bottles of wine Christmas Eve that had been intended for my stupid-ass lib family until they ran off at the mouth instead. They got literature by Levin instead. FMF.
Posted by: Peter North at December 31, 2010 08:46 PM (YYVL1)
I would have hit that, except I was not even conceived until March of '65.
There's always her daughter Mariska Hargitay
Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2010 08:46 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 08:47 PM (YYVL1)
Posted by: scrood at December 31, 2010 08:48 PM (4cRlt)
Posted by: katya, the designated driver at December 31, 2010 08:48 PM (U+uXK)
Posted by: HR manager what checks Facebook at January 01, 2011 12:46 AM (SwkdU)
Definitely a big reason why I decided to quit the FB for the most part. Although I'm screwed if they tie my IP address to what goes on here.
Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 08:48 PM (YYVL1)
It has been rough, to say the least. But I've got my sons, and though I'm less than 2 years out from my uterine cancer surgery, my prognosis is excellent. I've got great pastors, and a lot of good friends, and you guys when I've needed comic relief.
Somewhere out there is a nice hetero guy and I am going to find him! There's still a lot of life to live, and I intend to go for it in true moronette fashion.
Posted by: Miss Fluffy McNutter, wishing she were drunk at December 31, 2010 08:48 PM (xMSXs)
Its frikkin cold in NV, coldest on record according to locals!
Posted by: lou at December 31, 2010 08:48 PM (46PiX)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 08:49 PM (8uDC8)
I thought we were trying to make her feel better.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 31, 2010 08:49 PM (EUlUw)
Posted by: Some Truckdriver at December 31, 2010 08:50 PM (tJjm/)
Off to The Twilight Zone and then dreamland.
Happy new year to all morons in the western time zones!
Posted by: Ed Anger at December 31, 2010 08:50 PM (7+pP9)
Posted by: Editor at December 31, 2010 08:50 PM (YX6i/)
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 31, 2010 08:51 PM (XBM1t)
Posted by: Kaiya Averone at December 31, 2010 08:52 PM (XiSOm)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 08:53 PM (8uDC8)
Posted by: rdbrewer at December 31, 2010 08:53 PM (PlgYN)
I thought we were trying to make her feel better.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 01, 2011 12:49 AM (EUlUw)
Ya know, do rules not apply when its a gay guy coming after your husband?
Why do they get a pass when they come after a married man? No single gay guys out there?
Just a thought!
Posted by: lou at December 31, 2010 08:53 PM (46PiX)
Posted by: Zakn at December 31, 2010 08:55 PM (zyaZ1)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 01, 2011 12:49 AM (8uDC
Wow. I am actually speechless.
Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 08:55 PM (YYVL1)
RedEye's doing a "dead to us" list with mournful music.
Bill Schulz: "Any cameraman who does above-the-neck only of Patty Ann Brown." Heh. I agree whole heartedly.
Posted by: Land of Leakin, indignant flyover country guy at December 31, 2010 08:56 PM (AMYl0)
Posted by: kurtilator at December 31, 2010 08:56 PM (juh4Z)
Posted by: East coast douchebag at December 31, 2010 08:57 PM (SwkdU)
Her boobz are about to jump out of the screen.
Posted by: rdbrewer at December 31, 2010 08:58 PM (PlgYN)
(Any moron resolutions?)
Posted by: joncelli at December 31, 2010 08:58 PM (MLQL2)
Dude, the same thing happened to my uncle. Wtf? Although this was ten years ago.
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 08:58 PM (8uDC8)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2010 08:58 PM (tJjm/)
Her boobz are about to jump out of the screen.
Posted by: rdbrewer at January 01, 2011 12:58 AM (PlgYN)
Now that's entertainment!
Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2010 08:58 PM (zxpIo)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 01, 2011 12:58 AM (tJjm/)
They drop a New Yorker.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 08:59 PM (CN+Qv)
Posted by: sock puppeh at December 31, 2010 08:59 PM (VcPAo)
Posted by: rdbrewer at December 31, 2010 08:59 PM (PlgYN)
Okay she's not ACTUALLY a midget. But she's like... 5'1". And my dad is 6'7". Wtf? How ... how.... Ugghhhccchhh.
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 08:59 PM (8uDC8)
They aren't speaking to him. And one of them has no plans to ever have a relationship with him again because of how he handled it. (I forgot to mention he left me without a dime, a mountain of debt, and I have no job). He didn't give me a dime for a month after he left, but managed to go on a $1K shopping spree for clothes and shit to look good for the boyfriend, I guess. And of course he never missed a Sunday at church, nor missed an opportunity to put down liberalism and it's moral relativism.
Oh, and he's got no money now, but his business has a lot of future potential, none of which I will be legally entitled to. So things can only go up from here!
Posted by: Miss Fluffy McNutter, wishing she were drunk at December 31, 2010 09:00 PM (xMSXs)
Posted by: laissezferret at December 31, 2010 09:01 PM (GkYyh)
But regardless, THH's dad and stepmom's relationship is one that eludes all logic.
Posted by: Kaiya Averone at December 31, 2010 09:01 PM (XiSOm)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell
Just label the Kalua shrinking fluid, I doubt she'd touch it...
Posted by: beanervt at December 31, 2010 09:02 PM (wvnuO)
Karma Sutra Position #47, The Standing Koala-in-a-Tree...Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2010 09:02 PM (tJjm/)
Posted by: katya, the designated driver at December 31, 2010 09:02 PM (U+uXK)
Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at December 31, 2010 09:02 PM (paOeu)
Posted by: Barry Obama (doing a dude on the beach) at December 31, 2010 09:02 PM (1fB+3)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 01, 2011 12:59 AM
I'm 6 foot and have dated 5-1 to 5-3 girls. The difference is mainly in the legs, so all the parts still line up just fine
Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2010 09:02 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2010 09:03 PM (tJjm/)
Dammit, I wish I could hurt him. I'd enjoy doing it . . .
Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2010 09:04 PM (zxpIo)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2010 09:05 PM (tJjm/)
Did I mention the part where I'm 5'9" and she weighs more than me? By a lot?
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 09:05 PM (8uDC8)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 01, 2011 12:59 AM
One reason they invented the Cowgirl & Reverse Cowgirl
Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2010 09:05 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 01, 2011 01:03 AM (EUlUw)
I know. Happy New Year!
Posted by: lou at December 31, 2010 09:05 PM (46PiX)
Better not be bitch!
Posted by: Reggie Love at December 31, 2010 09:05 PM (Jx0x6)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 01, 2011 01:05 AM (tJjm/)
They watch reruns of NYCs drop.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 09:05 PM (CN+Qv)
Posted by: fluffy at December 31, 2010 09:06 PM (SwkdU)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2010 09:06 PM (tJjm/)
Posted by: FlaviusJulius at December 31, 2010 09:06 PM (SJ6/3)
Aw, dammit.
Shit!
Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at January 01, 2011 01:04 AM (paOeu)
In Texas, thats not cussin. That's conversation.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 09:07 PM (CN+Qv)
If you don't get hit by dropping bullets shot into the air by the partying undocumented immigrants, you're off to a good start
Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2010 09:07 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 01, 2011 01:05 AM (tJjm/)
No, they drop their pants and guess the sex!
Posted by: lou at December 31, 2010 09:07 PM (46PiX)
It's so lame! I never got how it was "cool" to watch the NYC replay 3 hours later.
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 31, 2010 09:07 PM (YxBuk)
OK, switch to Karma Sutra Position #65, The Prone Squealing Sow.
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2010 09:07 PM (tJjm/)
For you, NC Ref.
Posted by: Peaches at January 01, 2011 12:51 AM (zxpIo)Thank you Peaches! I have to say, having had a drink or two (cough), I don't get it. Please 'splain? Or, if you don't have time, just sum up?
Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 09:07 PM (YYVL1)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 09:07 PM (8uDC8)
Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at January 01, 2011 01:04 AM (paOeu)
In Texas, thats not cussin. That's conversation.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 01, 2011 01:07 AM (CN+Qv)
Cussin' is saying things like "Redskins Fan"
Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 09:08 PM (CN+Qv)
Posted by: Samuel Adams not setting his sites too far. at December 31, 2010 09:08 PM (Jx0x6)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2010 09:09 PM (tJjm/)
Posted by: katya, the designated driver at December 31, 2010 09:09 PM (U+uXK)
For you, NC Ref.
Posted by: Peaches at January 01, 2011 12:51 AM (zxpIo)
Cut, jib, newsletter? I must try this barefoot thing.....
Posted by: Julian Assange at December 31, 2010 09:09 PM (YYVL1)
It's not as dramatic as some places, but this year we're doing a collective lowering of expectations.
Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2010 09:09 PM (zxpIo)
1. Write more.
2. Practice my Japanese.
3. Stop living off junk food.
4. Be happy.
5. Be the kind of person people are happy to be around as often as humanly possible.
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 09:10 PM (8uDC8)
They never have, afaik. It's kind of a buzzkill to see "recorded earlier" at the bottom of the screen when watching the ball drop.
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 31, 2010 09:10 PM (YxBuk)
Rolling on the floor funny right there! I love this place!
Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 09:10 PM (YYVL1)
Posted by: katya, the designated driver at December 31, 2010 09:11 PM (U+uXK)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 01, 2011 01:10 AM (8uDC
So, Rich?
just kidding, thh
Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 09:11 PM (CN+Qv)
Hmmm.... got me, there!Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2010 09:11 PM (tJjm/)
This:
771 Too drunk to manage my sock idiocy. Sorry.
Posted by: NC Ref at January 01, 2011 12:47 AM (YYVL1)
Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2010 09:11 PM (zxpIo)
It's so lame! I never got how it was "cool" to watch the NYC replay 3 hours later.
I think the first time I watched the FNC show they carried over into at least the central time zone. They had people working a town in Iowa or something like that.
But yeah, who wants to watch NYC repeats for several hours?
Posted by: Land of Leakin, indignant flyover country guy at December 31, 2010 09:11 PM (AMYl0)
It's not as dramatic as some places, but this year we're doing a collective lowering of expectations.
Posted by: Peaches at January 01, 2011 01:09 AM (zxpIo)
In Nevada we are dropping our yearly salaries , value of our homes, and job numbers, woo hoo!
But we got harry reid going for us, so theres that.
Posted by: lou at December 31, 2010 09:11 PM (46PiX)
Is it bad karma to suffocate your snoring husband at the beginning of the New Year?
Now I'm doing vodka shots from the bar to try to pass out. My liver hurts.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2010 09:12 PM (UOM48)
Be the kind of person people are happy to be around as often as humanly possible.
This is my worst nightmare.
Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2010 09:12 PM (7qCPY)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2010 09:12 PM (tJjm/)
Posted by: Zakn at December 31, 2010 09:12 PM (zyaZ1)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at January 01, 2011 01:10 AM
I think they have some sort of block party at Universal Citywalk, where they stand around watching the ball drop in NY on the big screen. Then they watch Ryan Seacrest on a big screen
Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2010 09:12 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: Zakn at January 01, 2011 01:12 AM (zyaZ1)
Resolve to do a resolution. Then you can repeat that every year.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 09:13 PM (CN+Qv)
Posted by: Zakn at December 31, 2010 09:13 PM (zyaZ1)
Apparently they don't. This guy, a wannabe writer/director, was a client of my husband's, and introduced him to his friends, a bunch of Hollywood D-listers, totally removed from our suburban, conservative Santa Clarita Valley life. I found out that my husband has let this group think he was an openly gay man for over a year. Now I wonder whose idea that was?
Seriously, I completely trusted and loved my husband, and I am going to go on, be stronger, and find someone who deserves the kind of love Miss Fluffy can bring!
Come on 2011!
Posted by: Miss Fluffy McNutter, wishing she were drunk at December 31, 2010 09:14 PM (xMSXs)
In Nevada we are dropping our yearly salaries , value of our homes, and job numbers, woo hoo!
But we got harry reid going for us, so theres that.
Posted by: lou at January 01, 2011 01:11 AMActually, it seems like half of L.A. is in Vegas on New Years
Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2010 09:14 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: Samuel Adams not setting his sites sights too far. at January 01, 2011 01:08 AM (Jx0x6)
FIFY
Posted by: NC Ref helping a Founding Father out at December 31, 2010 09:14 PM (YYVL1)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2010 09:15 PM (tJjm/)
That's probably why we don't do anything here. All the "cool" people go to Vegas. Personally I'd rather be in Times Square.
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 31, 2010 09:15 PM (YxBuk)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at January 01, 2011 01:15 AM (YxBuk)
Cold as hell in the middle of the night in winter back east and midwest.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 09:17 PM (CN+Qv)
Posted by: Zakn at December 31, 2010 09:17 PM (zyaZ1)
Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2010 09:17 PM (zxpIo)
Posted by: NC Ref at January 01, 2011 12:47 AM (YYVL1)
This.
Posted by: Peaches at January 01, 2011 01:11 AM (zxpIo)
LOL gotcha! Happy New Year! I might need some more 'splainin' to next year too, sorry.....
Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 09:18 PM (YYVL1)
In Nevada we are dropping our yearly salaries , value of our homes, and job numbers, woo hoo!
But we got harry reid going for us, so theres that.
Posted by: lou at January 01, 2011 01:11 AMActually, it seems like half of L.A. is in Vegas on New Years
Posted by: kbdabear at January 01, 2011 01:14 AM (vdfwz)
Yep, every year. But thank goodness people still come to Vegas after obummer told everyone to avoid us, what a creep!
Posted by: lou at December 31, 2010 09:18 PM (46PiX)
Posted by: ProudinNC at December 31, 2010 09:18 PM (MV+nK)
Posted by: joncelli at December 31, 2010 09:18 PM (MLQL2)
Am I a horrible person if I'm kinda glad to hear everyone elses year sucked as badly or worse than mine did? e_e
When your best friend is a snake what can you expect but a suck year?
Posted by: Ronster at December 31, 2010 09:19 PM (Ikn3z)
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 31, 2010 09:19 PM (uG7PE)
This jackass was a youth leader in our church, and he and his wife made youth night hell on earth for everyone but their two princesses.
They're at another church now, terrorizing the young people. Told our boy about it on Skype tonight and he was shocked.....and laughed.
I think I'm finally beginning to get a buzz. All I need is one strong enough to overcome THE SNORE from D'oh.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2010 09:19 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 09:21 PM (YYVL1)
Posted by: Miss Fluffy McNutter, wishing she were drunk at December 31, 2010 09:21 PM (xMSXs)
Happy New Year, morons! Thanks for being one of the first items on my "things I'm grateful for" list.
Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2010 09:21 PM (zxpIo)
Sentry keeps me from drinking myself into oblivion. So. Yeah.Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 09:21 PM (8uDC8)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 01, 2011 01:19 AM (UOM4
If you figure that out, you will be rich, and I mean facebook and microsoft rich!! Tee Hee
Posted by: lou at December 31, 2010 09:22 PM (46PiX)
apparently they really do have a contest to find the most beautiful goat. Didn't say whether there is a bathing suit part.
I wanna see the talent competition.
Posted by: katya, the designated driver at December 31, 2010 09:22 PM (U+uXK)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2010 09:22 PM (UOM48)
Most people just ignore us *sadface*Posted by: Kaiya Averone at December 31, 2010 09:23 PM (XiSOm)
Posted by: ProudinNC at January 01, 2011 01:18 AM (MV+nK)
Happy 2011 Proud!!!
Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 09:23 PM (YYVL1)
Thanks, Peaches. I share your hopes.
My oldest son wanted to put fiberglass in the $100 sex toy my husband treated himself to after he left.
Posted by: Miss Fluffy McNutter, wishing she were drunk at December 31, 2010 09:24 PM (xMSXs)
Posted by: Zakn at December 31, 2010 09:24 PM (zyaZ1)
Are you kidding? I'm a skier -- mountain time is where all the good stuff is.
Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2010 09:25 PM (zxpIo)
I wanna see the talent competition.
Posted by: katya, the designated driver at January 01, 2011 01:22 AM (U+uXK)
How 'bout the questions from the judges?
Posted by: Editor at December 31, 2010 09:25 PM (YX6i/)
Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 09:26 PM (YYVL1)
Posted by: rdbrewer at December 31, 2010 09:26 PM (PlgYN)
Jane, I sympathize with you. My wife snores so bad it came to separate beds. Don't let that happen.
Posted by: Ronster at December 31, 2010 09:26 PM (Ikn3z)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at January 01, 2011 01:15 AM
Grab a shovel, the hard-working sanitation workers got sick from all those hours marooned in Dunkin' Donuts
Posted by: Mike B+loomb+erg at December 31, 2010 09:27 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: booger at December 31, 2010 09:27 PM (9RFH1)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2010 09:27 PM (tJjm/)
Posted by: FlaviusJulius at December 31, 2010 09:28 PM (SJ6/3)
Hey, no spam tonight. Hah. Finally found something that gets them to back off. It's almost like spammers have real lives or somethign.
Posted by: rdbrewer at December 31, 2010 09:28 PM (PlgYN)
Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 09:28 PM (CN+Qv)
Cold as hell in the middle of the night in winter back east and midwest.
It's plenty cold in L.A., too--got down to 31 last night here in Pasadena, and it looks to be even colder tonight, just to spite all the people camped out overnight on Colorado Blvd.
Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at December 31, 2010 09:28 PM (fjoLg)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2010 09:28 PM (tJjm/)
I wish Steyn would do more stuff. He's the only guest host (besides Walter, but everyone listens to Walter) I will listen to.
Same here. Passing along the ideological line is fine, but it has to be entertaining too. Rush can do it. Steyn can do it. The others? Not so much.
Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 31, 2010 09:29 PM (AMYl0)
I wonder if Russell has reached the stage of pulling the sheets over her head after he's farted
Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2010 09:29 PM (vdfwz)
All I do is gently turn my wife on her side while she is sleeping. This is possible because she always wakes me up with her snoring. This rarely wakes her up, and it stops her snoring.
Posted by: Samuel Adams not setting his sites too far. at December 31, 2010 09:29 PM (Jx0x6)
Posted by: booger at December 31, 2010 09:29 PM (9RFH1)
Posted by: fluffy at December 31, 2010 09:29 PM (SwkdU)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2010 09:31 PM (tJjm/)
Obvious answer: "It was hot."
Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 09:31 PM (YYVL1)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2010 09:32 PM (tJjm/)
Can you send me a free government catalogue?
Sorry. We moved to ill-annoy when I was two. Never been back.
To Pueblo, that is. I went to Evergreen in '80 or '81.
Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 31, 2010 09:32 PM (AMYl0)
Posted by: twiceblessedmom at December 31, 2010 09:33 PM (HjxoE)
You're a So-So American!
Posted by: Sean Hannity at December 31, 2010 09:33 PM (vdfwz)
Thought you went to bed.
Posted by: fluffy at January 01, 2011 01:29 AM (SwkdU)
I really should...
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 01, 2011 01:32 AM (tJjm/)
I don't think ive seen one of those commercials in 25 years, are they still on?
Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 09:33 PM (CN+Qv)
Posted by: fluffy at January 01, 2011 01:29 AM (SwkdU)
But...the ONT keeps callin' me...it keeps CALLIN' ME!!! And I gots to go TO IT!!!
Posted by: Wesley Snipes right hand man in New Jack City at December 31, 2010 09:33 PM (YYVL1)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2010 09:34 PM (tJjm/)
All I do is gently turn my wife on her side while she is sleeping. This is possible because she always wakes me up with her snoring. This rarely wakes her up, and it stops her snoring.
Posted by: Samuel Adams not setting his sites too far. at January 01, 2011 01:29 AM (Jx0x6)
A well placed elbow works
Posted by: lou at December 31, 2010 09:34 PM (46PiX)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2010 09:34 PM (tJjm/)
Posted by: Miss Fluffy McNutter, wishing she were drunk at January 01, 2011 01:21 AM
Yet another reason I'm glad I bailed on California!
Once with that loon was enough. Twice is cruel and unusual punishment.
Suckers!
Posted by: MrScribbler© at December 31, 2010 09:35 PM (Ulu3i)
Seriously, why not just use earplugs?
You have never heard my wife snore.
I have a hard time going to sleep. The slightest noise drives me crazy.
Posted by: Ronster at December 31, 2010 09:35 PM (Ikn3z)
If anyone has any holiday goodwill left over, I would appreciate good thoughts for the coming year for my mother. She was diagnosed with cancer this week and faces a tough fight ahead. We're optimistic she can beat it, but trying times are ahead.
Happy New Year to all. Love all of you guys and gals.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at December 31, 2010 09:35 PM (qgq64)
Probably all on the spanish channels these days . . .
Posted by: Peaches at December 31, 2010 09:35 PM (zxpIo)
Posted by: Sean Hannity at January 01, 2011 01:33 AM (vdfwz)
Fuck you, Hannity. Steyn kicked your ass on your own show. Rupert should replace you with him.
Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 31, 2010 09:35 PM (AMYl0)
In DC, success of any kind is frowned upon. Being a little better than mediocre appeases the masses.
Posted by: Dan Snyder at December 31, 2010 09:35 PM (YYVL1)
A well placed elbow works
Posted by: lou at January 01, 2011 01:34 AM (46PiX)
Tell him you heard a water buffalo in the house and he should check it out.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 09:35 PM (CN+Qv)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2010 09:36 PM (tJjm/)
Posted by: Samuel Adams not setting his sites too far. at January 01, 2011 01:29 AM
I have the best cure for snoring by the missus. Works for stopping her when she sings in her sleep too.
PS - I wasn't Proactiv that cleared up those zits
Posted by: Russell Brand at December 31, 2010 09:36 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at January 01, 2011 01:35 AM (qgq64)
Good thoughts and prayers sent your way!!!!
Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 09:37 PM (YYVL1)
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at January 01, 2011 01:35 AM (qgq64)
Yes good luck to Mom War.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 09:38 PM (CN+Qv)
Posted by: booger at January 01, 2011 01:27 AM
What are their favorite NKOTB & BSB songs?
Posted by: Roman Polanski at December 31, 2010 09:38 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2010 09:39 PM (tJjm/)
Truly, Cali has the most stupid voters in the US.
Posted by: Miss Fluffy McNutter, wishing she were drunk at December 31, 2010 09:40 PM (xMSXs)
Happy New Year to all. Love all of you guys and gals.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at January 01, 2011 01:35 AM
War, that's a hard way to wrap up what's been a pretty shitty year for you too. Prayers for your mom
Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2010 09:40 PM (vdfwz)
Hey, no spam tonight. Hah. Finally found something that gets them to back off. It's almost like spammers have real lives or somethign.
LOL yeah I noticed that too. And Sundays. I have to check sometimes to make sure the ol' yahoo email is connected because no crap comes in on Sundays.
Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 09:41 PM (YYVL1)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 09:41 PM (8uDC8)
Always enough goodwill for that!
Best wishes to War Mom for recovery..
Posted by: MrScribbler© at December 31, 2010 09:42 PM (Ulu3i)
Yes, and the only solution to that is to keep drinking (says the experienced alcoholic fmf). But water and aspirin and sleep is still the smart choice!
Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 09:42 PM (YYVL1)
Truly, Cali has the most stupid voters in the US.
Posted by: Miss Fluffy McNutter, wishing she were drunk at January 01, 2011 01:40 AM (xMSXs)
Well now, you can't count out the harry reid folks here in nv. I will never understand that gross shit!
Posted by: lou at December 31, 2010 09:43 PM (46PiX)
Goddammit! Prayers for your mother. My best friend/oldest brother died had cancer back in '06. I never want to deal with that again.
Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 31, 2010 09:43 PM (Jx0x6)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 01, 2011 01:41 AM
You mean you've never done an all nighter at the Jersey Shore?
Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2010 09:43 PM (vdfwz)
Can you be hungover before you've gone to bed?....
Only if you stopped drinking before you passed out. *Leakin's Law*
Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 31, 2010 09:43 PM (AMYl0)
Can you be hungover before you've gone to bed?....
That's a sign that you need to drink some more.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at December 31, 2010 09:43 PM (qgq64)
Drinking plenty of water. Sleep is for pussies.
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 09:44 PM (8uDC8)
Posted by: Miss Fluffy McNutter, wishing she were drunk at January 01, 2011 01:40 AM
Always hated voting there. I didn't pick many winners on the CA ballot, let me tell you.
Well, I did vote for Prop. 187, for all the good that did.
Whoever said "everyone's votes count" sure as shit didn't live in CA....
Posted by: MrScribbler© at December 31, 2010 09:44 PM (Ulu3i)
Posted by: Massachusetts at December 31, 2010 09:44 PM (SwkdU)
Too fucking early, drink some more. It's only Jan 01 2011 for the last 42 minutes here.
Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 31, 2010 09:46 PM (Jx0x6)
If your significant other snores, watch and see if he/she ever stops breathing in his/her sleep. They'll usually resume breathing with a loud snort. That's the classic symptom.
If your insurance won't cover the sleep study you can buy a CPAP online and try it out. Getting the right setting would be a long trial and error process, but can be done.
Posted by: sock puppeh at December 31, 2010 09:46 PM (VcPAo)
Got one word for you: Kennedy.
I'll be moving to Massachusetts this year. But, as an ex-Californian conservative, I'm used to pissing away my votes.
Posted by: MrScribbler© at December 31, 2010 09:47 PM (Ulu3i)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 01, 2011 01:41 AM (8uDC
Ya aint leaving before your heaving!! Tee Hee
Posted by: lou at December 31, 2010 09:47 PM (46PiX)
You sure? In 2008, we voted down a referendum to abolish state income tax. This year, we voted against cutting the sales tax. Oh, and Barney Frank.
Our own cap-and-trade law, Jerry Brown, and Barbara Boxer. Nice try, though.
Posted by: Miss Fluffy McNutter, wishing she were drunk at December 31, 2010 09:48 PM (xMSXs)
Posted by: Massachusetts at January 01, 2011 01:44 AM (SwkdU)
Oh yeah? Well we voted in an administration that wants to raise our state income tax by 33-66 percent, hates guns, and by the way, Ima Dick Durbin and Barack Obama. Top that!
Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 31, 2010 09:48 PM (AMYl0)
It's almost 2am here. And if I drink anymore I'll puke up all those cocktail weenies I ate earlier, and no one wants to see that.
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 09:49 PM (8uDC8)
Good thoughts and a lot of prayers headed her way, War.
Posted by: Miss Fluffy McNutter, wishing she were drunk at December 31, 2010 09:49 PM (xMSXs)
A fun game I like to play on election night in Chapel Hill, NC is to try to figure out exactly what the percentage of the "NO" vote I'll fall into on any issue authorizing more local government projects. Especially "green" ones.
Generally, my vote falls into the 16-22% range. FMLG
Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 09:49 PM (YYVL1)
Posted by: fluffy, Masshole at December 31, 2010 09:50 PM (SwkdU)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 01, 2011 01:49 AM (8uDC
Oh so for that she breaks out the web cam.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 09:50 PM (CN+Qv)
Don't be so sure!
Posted by: TX-18, GA-11, OH-10, NY-15 at January 01, 2011 01:49 AM (vdfwz)
America 52% 08
Posted by: lou at December 31, 2010 09:51 PM (46PiX)
Posted by: Samuel Adams at January 01, 2011 01:46 AM (Jx0x6)
Dude, aren't you the one who once mixed booze and sleeping pills or something, and started posting random youtube videos and spazzing out about how they were the MOST AMAZING VIDEOS EVER. I was thinking about that the other night. I wish I remember what thread that was, because it was hilarious.
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 09:51 PM (8uDC8)
Don't do it in public, but you'll feel better if you do go ahead and puke it up. The alcohol, at least. Then follow it with water. Lots. I've never downed weenies in volume. Or even one at a time.
Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 09:52 PM (YYVL1)
Posted by: fluffy wins! at December 31, 2010 09:52 PM (SwkdU)
My oldest cat is drinking from the potty and it looks just like a frat guy vomiting in - hands on the edge, head inside.
There's a fountain just 10 feet away but he likes what he likes.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 09:53 PM (CN+Qv)
Posted by: MrScribbler©
Well welcome to the frozen Blue northeast, if you head to NH you can actually find a few sane conservatives left. Problem here is the loonies are also moving from Cali to here as they can't afford the screwed up mess they created out there...
Posted by: beanervt at December 31, 2010 09:53 PM (2hL2e)
... how can you have New Years without weenies?
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 09:54 PM (8uDC8)
Well, fluffster, I have this wonderful lady friend, and she happens to live in way-the-hell-and-gone Eastern MA, not too far from Gloucester.
So "what's wrong with me" is I have the warm-and-fuzzies for a babe. Hey, it worked for John Kerry!
Mine isn't incredibly wealthy, doggone it
Posted by: MrScribbler© at December 31, 2010 09:54 PM (Ulu3i)
War...1 year cancer survivor here
Sending positive thoughts out to your mom! The hard part is hearing the diagnosis...the rest is all down hill from there!
Posted by: LaughingOutLoud! at December 31, 2010 09:55 PM (zNmqL)
OK. I have about 6 minutes to go until the new year hits my time zone.
Happy New Year to all you losers. Hope I didn't piss off too many this night.
Posted by: Ronster at December 31, 2010 09:55 PM (Ikn3z)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 01, 2011 01:54 AM (8uDC
she has to be doing this on purpose lol.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 09:55 PM (CN+Qv)
Yeah I did, and I felt so bad, I got online while I was at work the next day and apologized for telling everybody how great Skidrow was.
Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 31, 2010 09:55 PM (Jx0x6)
Hey! I resemble that remark!
Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 09:56 PM (YYVL1)
Posted by: fluffy at December 31, 2010 09:56 PM (SwkdU)
Did she say she could get you a job on a fishing boat? Posted by: fluffy
Just stay off the sword fish boats....
Posted by: beanervt at December 31, 2010 09:57 PM (2hL2e)
I like my steak medium.
In this year of the GOP "wave," all our major office holders are/will be Dems, including Gavin Newsom as our new Lt. Gov. (At least he's pretty.) Plus, only one GOP-held seat keeps the Dems from having a super-majority in our State Senate.
What else ya got?
Posted by: Miss Fluffy McNutter, wishing she were drunk at December 31, 2010 09:58 PM (xMSXs)
Posted by: NC Ref at January 01, 2011 01:56 AM (YYVL1)
He's a tuxedo cat so he's even dressed for it.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 09:58 PM (CN+Qv)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 01, 2011 01:54 AM
How indeed!
Posted by: Shep Smith-Cooper at December 31, 2010 09:59 PM (vdfwz)
Nope. But I can work with her in her business while I keep trying to get new clients for my business. And we can walk down to the harbor and watch the fishing boats.
Posted by: MrScribbler© at December 31, 2010 09:59 PM (Ulu3i)
Posted by: icemike at December 31, 2010 09:59 PM (3Mqot)
she has to be doing this on purpose lol.
Yeah, when you couple that one with the "getting drunk and playing with my snake comment" makes you wonder if we've been getting gamed all along.
Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 31, 2010 10:00 PM (AMYl0)
That was back when I was lurking, and I was dying laughing, so don't feel too bad
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 10:00 PM (8uDC8)
He's a tuxedo cat so he's even dressed for it.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 01, 2011 01:58 AMMy kittehs never went near the toilet bowl, and I even kept it clean.
In fact, they demanded bottled water. I think they read the EPA reports on all the shit in the local supply.
Posted by: MrScribbler© at December 31, 2010 10:01 PM (Ulu3i)
Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 10:02 PM (CN+Qv)
Posted by: fluffy at December 31, 2010 10:03 PM (SwkdU)
But... see... the best part is, I really did get drunk and play with my snake. He just happens to be an orange (striped amelanistic) corn snake. Just because your dirty mind is thinking something else isn't my fault
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 10:03 PM (8uDC8)
can't tell if I should be stupid and break open the vodka (after a day of ale) or just go to bed
Posted by: The Dude at December 31, 2010 10:04 PM (Ig1Wo)
Posted by: lou at December 31, 2010 10:04 PM (46PiX)
http://tinyurl.com/y97s2r6
Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 10:04 PM (YYVL1)
I think that it is frickin' awesome that they stated selling fireworks in grocery stores this year due to the new law! But those folk down in the river must be freezing their asses off here in Tucson, (low 20's)!
Hurrah!
Posted by: Colman McCarthy at December 31, 2010 10:04 PM (Jb3+B)
Posted by: fluffy at December 31, 2010 10:05 PM (SwkdU)
.... I had my friend come on here and mention my that I have a pet snake in order to trick you guys into believing... what, that I'm female?
There's a picture of him on facebook somewhere, so I guess you could ask Kratos or miss80sbaby or Alex.
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 10:05 PM (8uDC8)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 01, 2011 02:03 AM (c0A3e)
...wut.
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 10:05 PM (8uDC8)
Posted by: Denny Crane! at December 31, 2010 10:06 PM (vdfwz)
In fact, they demanded bottled water. I think they read the EPA reports on all the shit in the local supply.
Posted by: MrScribbler© at January 01, 2011 02:01 AM (Ulu3i)
When he's upstairs he sleeps next to the fountains like a lion at a waterhole. I had to get a second fountain up there to cut down on the tussels with the other cats.
He's odd - he will drink from the stream of a squirt bottle all day.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 10:06 PM (CN+Qv)
Okay, I concede. You win. Or, more precisely, you lose. I steak, coming up.
At least my Congresscritter is GOP, and is the incoming Chairman of the Armed Services Committee.
Posted by: Miss Fluffy McNutter, wishing she were drunk at December 31, 2010 10:06 PM (xMSXs)
Posted by: booger at December 31, 2010 10:06 PM (9RFH1)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 01, 2011 01:54 AM (8uDC
YEAH!
Posted by: Andi Sullivan at December 31, 2010 10:06 PM (bgcml)
I sincerely hope this will be a good year for all of you, as a grunt I want to praise ALL of our Troops that are fighting the fight and their Families. GOD BLESS AND KEEP THEM SAFE.
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at December 31, 2010 10:06 PM (/awfF)
You sure you're on the right website? This is the time when the morons start getting surly and breaking beer glasses over each others' heads....
Posted by: MrScribbler© at December 31, 2010 10:07 PM (Ulu3i)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 01, 2011 02:03 AM (c0A3e)
Dude...get out, run over and roll in the snow and then jump back in. But not if you're gonna get a heart attack from those strippers you got sent!
Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 10:07 PM (YYVL1)
Although my hosts had Jello shots ensconced in orange peels, I wisely resisted the temptation.
I welcome 2011 with open arms in the hope that it ends up being better for everybody than 2010, regardless of their situation.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 31, 2010 10:07 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Ronster at December 31, 2010 10:08 PM (Ikn3z)
Yeah, when you couple that one with the "getting drunk and playing with my snake comment" makes you wonder if we've been getting gamed all along.
Posted by: Land of Leakin at January 01, 2011 02:00 AM (AMYl0)
G.I.R.L.?
Posted by: WOWer at December 31, 2010 10:08 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 01, 2011 02:07 AM (c0A3e)
I'm sober but not from a lack of trying....I'm just sober
Posted by: The Dude at December 31, 2010 10:08 PM (Ig1Wo)
Just because your dirty mind is thinking something else isn't my fault
You're just taking advantage of my dirty mindedness, which I can't help. I feel like such a victim. I may have to call Gloria Allred.
Posted by: Land of Leakin, victim at December 31, 2010 10:08 PM (AMYl0)
Amen, 'Nam Grunt, and a Happy New Year to you, too!
Posted by: Miss Fluffy McNutter, wishing she were drunk at December 31, 2010 10:08 PM (xMSXs)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at January 01, 2011 02:06 AM (/awfF)
Happy New Year, 'Nam Grunt!!! I look forward to your dinner suggestions next year!
Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 10:09 PM (YYVL1)
All of our reps are Dems, including one whose wife plead guilty to money laundering, less than a month before the election.
You forgot the clown that caused the mortgage meltdown.
Posted by: 18-1 at December 31, 2010 10:09 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 01, 2011 02:03 AM
I remember a dancer back in the 80s in NJ who incorporated a snake into her act. One regular who always sat in front tended to sit way in the back when she came on with that serpent
Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2010 10:10 PM (vdfwz)
We don't have any snow here,
. And strippers? What strippers? I really hope some moron didn't waste all of a buck o'five....
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 31, 2010 10:10 PM (c0A3e)
And listen to the popsicles down by the river with their noisy 'splodey things.
(It's got to be safer than just firing your gun into the air, which seems to be kind of a dumbass tradition 'round these parts.)
*Dons fleece parka*
BRB!
Posted by: Deety at December 31, 2010 10:11 PM (Jb3+B)
There's a picture of him on facebook somewhere, so I guess you could ask Kratos or miss80sbaby or Alex.
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 01, 2011 02:05 AM (8uDC
Its a conspiracy. And notice the Jews all got out first. Coincidence?
Posted by: Some KozKid at December 31, 2010 10:11 PM (bgcml)
When have you ever been drunk, and what would you know about it?
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 10:11 PM (8uDC8)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 01, 2011 02:07 AM (c0A3e)
You just have to work harder to achieve the success you're seeking!!!
Posted by: Coach Wooden at December 31, 2010 10:12 PM (YYVL1)
Posted by: Ronster at December 31, 2010 10:13 PM (Ikn3z)
The only thing that should ever be in my lap is the Blade of Olympus.
Happy New Year!
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 31, 2010 10:13 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: 18-1 at January 01, 2011 02:09 AM
That's ASSclown to you, wingnut!
Posted by: Bawney Fwank at December 31, 2010 10:13 PM (vdfwz)
Drink man, drink!
Posted by: Land of Leakin, victim at January 01, 2011 02:11 AM (AMYl0)
I've drank a case of Spotted Cow and all I have now is a headache
The Sky and Jameson sitting on the table does have me interested though
Posted by: The Dude at December 31, 2010 10:14 PM (Ig1Wo)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at December 31, 2010 10:14 PM (/awfF)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 01, 2011 02:11 AM (8uDC
And word on the street is that THH knows something about drunk.....(insider tip: water/aspirin/sleep)......... ;-p
Posted by: Coach Wooden at December 31, 2010 10:14 PM (YYVL1)
Posted by: fluffy practices tieing a noose at December 31, 2010 10:14 PM (SwkdU)
Time for me to cop some Zs.
Good to see all y'all. Sometimes I need to be reminded that I'm not the only one who has a severely deficient social life!
Happy Nude Year!
Posted by: MrScribbler© at December 31, 2010 10:15 PM (Ulu3i)
Probably, yeah. I'm doing my damndest here and the zombie is accomplishing what the four scotches couldn't. Sigh.
It's always more fun watching drunk people than becoming drunk yourself IMHO.
As a kid, did you enjoy sitting by watching your friends play video games, too?
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at December 31, 2010 10:15 PM (qgq64)
You ever get the feeling Kratos is messing with you guys WAAAY more than I am, and just will never EVER admit it?
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 10:15 PM (8uDC8)
Never. The closest I got was at my best friend's bachelor party 5 years ago. The smooth-talker had used his silver tongue to get us a private bar, with the alcohol very much discounted. What could have been easily 100 bucks turned out to be only 40. This guy is now a Methodist Pastor btw.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 31, 2010 10:16 PM (c0A3e)
Sorry, what?
Posted by: fluffy practices tieing a noose at January 01, 2011 02:14 AM (SwkdU)
Wait, I don't have my FED sign ready yet. Hey, wait a minute, I wasn't gonna do that unless Bristol Palin won DWTS.
Posted by: Some KozKid at December 31, 2010 10:16 PM (bgcml)
This has been my theory from the beginning.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at December 31, 2010 10:16 PM (qgq64)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 10:17 PM (8uDC8)
2011 would be a great year if it included the physical demise of one George Soros.
That alone would make my year.
Posted by: Land of Leakin, victim at December 31, 2010 10:17 PM (AMYl0)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 01, 2011 02:15 AM (8uDC
Ok, its weird...his IP resolves to Ron Jeremy's house. He must have a really good proxy system...
Posted by: Some Moron Hacker at December 31, 2010 10:17 PM (bgcml)
http://shirt.woot.com
Posted by: The Dude at January 01, 2011 02:16 AM (Ig1Wo)
Now tell us what you would buy from Victoria's secret.
Posted by: Eric Massa at December 31, 2010 10:18 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: Zakn at December 31, 2010 10:18 PM (zyaZ1)
Hey, I wasn't here. But you've certainly started my year off with happy thoughts.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at December 31, 2010 10:19 PM (qgq64)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 01, 2011 02:17 AM (8uDC
Well if it got out that youve met both Chris Christie and PAB I would fear for your life on AceOSpades.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 10:19 PM (CN+Qv)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at December 31, 2010 10:21 PM (/awfF)
What is wrong with you people?
She makes my heart palpitate seeing her on the tube. I don't think I could survive her in person. *but what a way to die*
Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 31, 2010 10:21 PM (AMYl0)
Well if it got out that youve met both Chris Christie and PAB I would fear for your life on AceOSpades.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 01, 2011 02:19 AM (CN+Qv)
I would like to dispel any rumors we had a foursome. However, I will not discuss whether or not we played coed, naked, full contact twister.
Posted by: Will Folks at December 31, 2010 10:21 PM (bgcml)
Oblivious is a wonderful way to go through life.....
Posted by: Dean Wurmer's socialist younger sister at December 31, 2010 10:22 PM (YYVL1)
Well there you go. It's just like everything else you're against. You can't not like something you've never experienced.
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 10:22 PM (8uDC8)
Posted by: Patti Ann Brown at December 31, 2010 10:22 PM (qgq64)
And I thought I had stupid screwups in relationships. I mean seriously; you don't give a copy of that pic to your best bud much less the entirety of your twitter following.
Posted by: Gekkobear at December 31, 2010 10:22 PM (8kE6n)
Well. I have. So there.
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 10:22 PM (8uDC8)
No, but then again, none of my friends ever took off their shirts and started dancing on top of a bar after they played video games either.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 31, 2010 10:23 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Ronster at December 31, 2010 10:23 PM (Ikn3z)
Holy shit. Ethel Merman dutchovened Ernie Borgnine? Golf claps for her.
MissFluffy, sorry to hear about the asshole. Never quite understood how these men could go from being married for 20+ years to ghey overnight. You could offer him a breath mint the next time you see him and tell him his breath smells like $#it.
Must be drunk, I think I saw Nam Grunt posting. Next thing I will see the g-man posting.
Posted by: MrCaniac at December 31, 2010 10:23 PM (oREHE)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 01, 2011 02:22 AM (8uDC
And I won. Twice. In one Night.
Posted by: Will Folks at December 31, 2010 10:23 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: Zakn at January 01, 2011 02:18 AM (zyaZ1)
awesome series (CoP is one of my 2010 GOTYs) that looks ugly without the Complete mod for Chernobyl (overhauls pretty much everything). Just be prepared for some loot whoring (think of a more robust Metro 2033 in that regard).
Totally worth the $5 and you get A LOT of gameplay. And to top it off, you don't have to trudge through Clear Skies (though read a story synapse)
also, what is your steam name?
Posted by: The Dude at December 31, 2010 10:24 PM (Ig1Wo)
Oh, I see. So I have experience falling into a pit of fire to know that I wouldn't like it?
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 31, 2010 10:25 PM (c0A3e)
"After" they played video games?!
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States' Inner Kid Does Not Understand at December 31, 2010 10:25 PM (qgq64)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 01, 2011 02:25 AM (c0A3e)
All the cool kids are doing it...
Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 10:26 PM (CN+Qv)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 01, 2011 02:25 AM (c0A3e)
Unless you are an EVIL, INTOLERANT, COWARDLY conservative.
Posted by: Some "Scientific" Researcher at December 31, 2010 10:27 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: Anakin Skywalker at December 31, 2010 10:27 PM (qgq64)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at December 31, 2010 10:27 PM (/awfF)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 01, 2011 02:22 AM (8uDC
No, really, I swear to God e_e And I could prove it too if you can somehow find a copy of the Glenn Beck show from.... uhm. May 15th 2009? I think... It was a month after the first Tea Party...
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 10:27 PM (8uDC8)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 01, 2011 02:25 AM (c0A3e)
reminds me of an episode of Titus (still one of the most under rated shows of all time along with Get A Life)
Posted by: The Dude at December 31, 2010 10:28 PM (Ig1Wo)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 01, 2011 02:17 AM
I was on the phone to my agent to get me booked on PAB's show ASAP. It's not like I can really beam myself into her boudoir
Posted by: William Shatner at December 31, 2010 10:28 PM (vdfwz)
It's not as bad as you think.....
Posted by: Johnny Cash at December 31, 2010 10:28 PM (YYVL1)
Posted by: Anachronda at December 31, 2010 10:29 PM (6fER6)
Posted by: Miss Fluffy McNutter, wishing she were drunk at December 31, 2010 10:29 PM (xMSXs)
No, because you've experienced the sensation of sticking your hand in a flame and going "Hey, hot stuff burns like fuck." But if you've never been drunk, how can you possibly know you wouldn't like it? There's really nothing comparable.
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 10:30 PM (8uDC8)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at December 31, 2010 10:30 PM (/awfF)
Obviously the implication is that I have seen her in person.
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 10:32 PM (8uDC8)
You sure you're on the right website? This is the time when the morons start getting surly and breaking beer glasses over each others' heads....
Posted by: MrScribbler© at January 01, 2011 02:07 AM (Ulu3i)
Yeah, consider your heads knocked together!! Nam Grunt, damn glad to see ya posting.MrScribbler, Happy F'N New Year. God Bless! 30 mins or so to go on the west coast.
For all you east coast ont folks, there are people in the west of America who exist and still have not reached midnight, and we will be glad when we reach midnight.And I know you all went to bed, but we still will celebrate New Years, because you are not the center of the universe. Tee Hee!! Is that what you were talking about, MrScribbler?
Posted by: lou at December 31, 2010 10:32 PM (46PiX)
------
Now if you say you have a lawn sign with PABs signature then I think you may be fibbing.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 10:33 PM (CN+Qv)
Posted by: Zakn at December 31, 2010 10:33 PM (zyaZ1)
It's not as bad as you think.....
Posted by: Johnny Cash at January 01, 2011 02:28 AM
Yes it is
Posted by: Michael Jackson at December 31, 2010 10:33 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: Zakn at January 01, 2011 02:31 AM (zyaZ1)
sent ya a friend request
Posted by: The Dude at December 31, 2010 10:34 PM (Ig1Wo)
Posted by: buzzion at December 31, 2010 10:34 PM (oVQFe)
Posted by: Anachronda at December 31, 2010 10:34 PM (6fER6)
Um, seeing people act like total jackassess while they're drunk isn't a legitimate reason not to engage in such activities?
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 31, 2010 10:34 PM (c0A3e)
OK, NO SPOILERS from those not in the Pacific Time Zone!
Posted by: Commenter who always says No Spoilers at December 31, 2010 10:35 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 01, 2011 02:34 AM (c0A3e)
But since they do it sober too, by that logic you need to get drunk.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 10:36 PM (CN+Qv)
Nah, I was in the audience at the Glenn Beck show randomly one time. She happened to be there. He was chucking Peanut M&Ms at her during the commercial break. Then when we left, she was leaving the building and somehow me and my mother started talking to her for like five minutes about random bullshit. My mother had NO IDEA who she was, and when we parted said "Nice talking to you, Mary-Pat," and I wanted to die.
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 10:36 PM (8uDC8)
Posted by: Zakn at January 01, 2011 02:33 AM (zyaZ1)
It was on Fox, and it wasn't the Simpsons or a shitty Seth Macfarlane cartoon.
Posted by: buzzion at December 31, 2010 10:37 PM (oVQFe)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt
Good to see you. Hope everyone has a safe and prosperous New Year.
Just 2 more days until San Fran Nan gets that f'n gavel ripped out of her frickin mitts. It is already a better year than last year.
Posted by: MrCaniac at December 31, 2010 10:38 PM (oREHE)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 01, 2011 02:36 AM (8uDC
So if you meet again, she will shake her fist at you and say "Mary-PAT! What's this MARY PAT Crap!!"
Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 10:38 PM (CN+Qv)
Posted by: Zakn at December 31, 2010 10:38 PM (zyaZ1)
Maybe not even that many, depending on my mood.
Posted by: Allen West at December 31, 2010 10:38 PM (qgq64)
Stay warm, stay safe and hold the ones you love closely and tell them how much you love them.
Posted by: Theresa D at December 31, 2010 10:39 PM (2hQbY)
sent ya a friend request
Posted by: The Dude at January 01, 2011 02:34 AM (Ig1Wo)
OMG we can be fb friends thru here? I will get SO fired.....
Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 10:39 PM (YYVL1)
Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 10:40 PM (CN+Qv)
Posted by: Zakn at January 01, 2011 02:38 AM (zyaZ1)
should show up as farfen_nugan or fartbubble420
Posted by: The Dude at December 31, 2010 10:40 PM (Ig1Wo)
Pfft, being drunk doesn't make you a jackass, it just makes you more likely to do things you usually hold back because you have ridiculous amounts of inhibition. Think about it, dude. If you got drunk you'd basically be what everybody else considers normal for awhile
That's... pretty much what happens when I'm buzzed. Suddenly all the ten million things that bother me insanely don't bother me for a little while. It's nice. A random stranger could touch my shoulder and I won't jump ten feet and want to punch them. I can... talk on the telephone! Meeting new people doesn't make me want to hurl!Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 10:40 PM (8uDC8)
Stay warm, stay safe and hold the ones you love closely and tell them how much you love them.
Posted by: Theresa D at January 01, 2011 02:39 AM (2hQbY)
I used to to that, until the restraining order
Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 10:41 PM (CN+Qv)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 01, 2011 02:30 AM
Know what burns like fuck? Tabasco sauce on your junk.
Posted by: Rafael Escamilla at December 31, 2010 10:41 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: Anachronda at January 01, 2011 02:34 AM (6fER6)
The first rule of drunk logic.....
Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 10:42 PM (YYVL1)
Why the hell would I say she's hotter in person if I had never seen her in person?
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 10:42 PM (8uDC8)
*sob*
Posted by: SuzyTheBlowUpDoll at December 31, 2010 10:42 PM (qgq64)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at December 31, 2010 10:43 PM (/awfF)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 01, 2011 02:40 AM (8uDC
I'd rather be cast into the Burning Hells. Pass,
.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 31, 2010 10:43 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Zakn at December 31, 2010 10:44 PM (zyaZ1)
Posted by: Rafael Escamilla at January 01, 2011 02:41 AM (vdfwz)
When I worked in a mexican place many years ago I slipped while carrying trays of hot salsa and got some on my face and forehead. It left little burns like a mild sunburn.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 10:44 PM (CN+Qv)
Than what? Be able to be poked without wanting to murder? :\
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 10:45 PM (8uDC8)
Posted by: fluffy at December 31, 2010 10:46 PM (SwkdU)
Posted by: The Dude at December 31, 2010 10:47 PM (Ig1Wo)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 10:48 PM (8uDC8)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at December 31, 2010 10:48 PM (/awfF)
OK, NO SPOILERS from those not in the Pacific Time Zone!
Posted by: Commenter who always says No Spoilers at January 01, 2011 02:35 AM (vdfwz)
UMM if you read the whole thing you might not be so snarky, but alas, you are. Regardless, Happy New Year and God Bless You!
Posted by: lou at December 31, 2010 10:49 PM (46PiX)
OK that seriously scares me. Because at least half (52% +or-) of my old HS friends will assume that I'm the typical racist bigoted homophobe.....even though I have LIBERTARIAN prominently displayed next to my conservative political viewpoint on my little fb profile page. I only hope that it gets all my HS classmates to assume that its because I support their little weed agenda. Not that the elimination of the war on drugs isn't important.....how many teachers' assistants could we pay with that cash?????
Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 10:49 PM (YYVL1)
it's sad to admit that I've still never bought The Orange Box on the pc
Posted by: The Dude at December 31, 2010 10:50 PM (Ig1Wo)
Posted by: Julian Assange at December 31, 2010 10:51 PM (SwkdU)
No. You can not send fiery green plastic through the mail!
Posted by: USPS clerk at January 01, 2011 02:51 AM (OKRIF)
Isn't Fort Dix or something in NJ?
Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 10:53 PM (CN+Qv)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at January 01, 2011 02:43 AM (/awfF)
As long as my Mom and the rest of my idiot family continue to worship Keefums and the rest of the MFM crap, we will continue to fight an uphill battle. I am comforted by the knowledge that we're on the same side!
Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 10:53 PM (YYVL1)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at December 31, 2010 10:53 PM (/awfF)
No. You can not send fiery green plastic through the mail!
..... laaaawl. I just know someone was going to work in plastic army men somehow.
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 10:54 PM (8uDC8)
I find your views fascinating. Can I friend you on Facebook?
Posted by: Patrick "Patches" Kennedy at December 31, 2010 10:56 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 10:56 PM (CN+Qv)
Pot, meet Kettle?
Or, in that part of the world, is it "Hash, meet Kettle?"
Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 10:56 PM (YYVL1)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at January 01, 2011 02:53 AM
Really? I'm going over there soon to teach them how to build a championship football team
Posted by: Dan Snyder at December 31, 2010 10:58 PM (vdfwz)
Isn't Fort Dix or something in NJ?
Posted by: Oldcat at January 01, 2011 02:53 AM (CN+Qv)
Hehe....you said Dix!!!!
Posted by: Beavis and Butthead at December 31, 2010 10:58 PM (YYVL1)
----
Same reason that one guy a few years back claimed to be an astronaut even though his "space helmet" was clearly made for motorcycles: impress gullible morons.
Posted by: Anachronda at December 31, 2010 10:58 PM (6fER6)
oK HaPPy NeW YeaR oldcat.... may 2011 have no suck....
Posted by: beanervt at December 31, 2010 11:00 PM (l++SB)
Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2010 11:00 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 11:00 PM (8uDC8)
Posted by: Dan Snyder at January 01, 2011 02:58 AM (vdfwz)
I'd really appreciate it if you could drop some of that knowledge on me!!!
Posted by: Steve fkn Spurrier at December 31, 2010 11:00 PM (YYVL1)
TF2 is probably one of the best games ever IMO. So many mods, different gameplay types, and communities. And it's fucking old, but still fun as hell and can hold your attention. Plus nothing will get your zeroed in like prepping for big competitive matches.
Pick up TF2, it's on sale man.
Posted by: Zakn at December 31, 2010 11:00 PM (zyaZ1)
Posted by: Dan Snyder at January 01, 2011 02:58 AM (vdfwz)
Be sure to take Donovan with you. They can learn a lot from him.
Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 31, 2010 11:01 PM (AMYl0)
Posted by: Spock, West Coast Moron at December 31, 2010 11:01 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: Dan Snyder at January 01, 2011 02:58 AM
They told me my invitation must have gotten lost in the mail!
Posted by: Jerry Jones at December 31, 2010 11:03 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: Hasbro, 1983 at December 31, 2010 11:03 PM (qgq64)
Posted by: Anachronda at January 01, 2011 02:58 AM (6fER6)
If he was really trying to impress folks with his Astro-knowledge, he would have extolled upon the uses of Astroglide! Federal funding is now available.....
Posted by: The new Muslim NASA Administrator at December 31, 2010 11:03 PM (YYVL1)
Posted by: Zakn at January 01, 2011 03:00 AM (zyaZ1)
I had been thinking about but I keep looking at my list and wonder if I can squeeze another multiplayer fps into my collection. I've got too many of them
Posted by: The Dude at December 31, 2010 11:03 PM (Ig1Wo)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at December 31, 2010 11:04 PM (/awfF)
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at December 31, 2010 11:05 PM (qgq64)
...did someone really try that here?
And it's not like it's some big huge thing I'm claiming. She's the chick who does the commercial break updates, for cryin' out load.
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 11:05 PM (8uDC8)
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Well, it *is* well known that Astroglide was the secret to making ballpoint pens work in space. Lack of Astroglide is why the Russians had to use pencils.
Posted by: Something found in a little used Wikileaks directory at December 31, 2010 11:06 PM (6fER6)
Posted by: Dan Snyder at January 01, 2011 02:58 AM
They told me my invitation must have gotten lost in the mail!
Posted by: Jerry Jones at January 01, 2011 03:03 AM
Mine too!
Posted by: Jed York at December 31, 2010 11:06 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 01, 2011 03:05 AM (8uDC
Round here ,that's a brush with greatness.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 11:06 PM (CN+Qv)
Univision is now hosting their new year celebration "En Vivo" from Disneyland. Wonder what Rum thinks about that......
Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 11:06 PM (YYVL1)
Curly fry light bulbs from now on oboy, (I have ten cases of the good ones) might start selling them in June for $100 each.
I've been buying the incandescents for a while now. I have over 350 of them. Screw the EPA and their curly french fry light bulbs.
Posted by: Land of Leakin at December 31, 2010 11:07 PM (AMYl0)
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Don't forget to file a 1099 if you sell more than 5 to any single individual!
Posted by: Your friends at the IRS at December 31, 2010 11:07 PM (6fER6)
Rum has more pressing concerns.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at December 31, 2010 11:08 PM (qgq64)
You wanna borrow my pen? It still works!
Posted by: Jack Clompus at December 31, 2010 11:09 PM (vdfwz)
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A friend came to visit me a few years ago. We took him out through Death Valley and over to Pahrump. He got a bit kick out of hearing Art Bell doing local commercials on KNYE.
Posted by: Anachronda at December 31, 2010 11:10 PM (6fER6)
I'd really appreciate it if you could drop some of that knowledge on me!!!
Posted by: Steve fkn Spurrier ANOTHER FAILED DAN SNYDER "PROJECT" at January 01, 2011 03:00 AM (YYVL1)
FIFM. I feel better now.
Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 11:10 PM (YYVL1)
Posted by: Something found in a little used Wikileaks directory at January 01, 2011 03:06 AM (6fER6)
More proof ignored by the MFM that the Soviet system was a massive FAIL!
Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 11:13 PM (YYVL1)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 11:13 PM (8uDC8)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at December 31, 2010 11:14 PM (/awfF)
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at January 01, 2011 03:08 AM (qgq64)
It IS the happiest place on earth....as long as you stay off that "It's a Small World" ride that makes me want to slit my wrists...or grab the shotgun to make death come quicker.
Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 11:16 PM (YYVL1)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 11:17 PM (8uDC8)
Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 11:18 PM (YYVL1)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 01, 2011 03:13 AM
A fridge well stocked with beer?
Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2010 11:18 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: fluffy at December 31, 2010 11:18 PM (SwkdU)
shit just makes me miss rocket jumps....I want a new Unreal
Posted by: The Dude at December 31, 2010 11:19 PM (Ig1Wo)
Posted by: Oldcat at December 31, 2010 11:19 PM (CN+Qv)
Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 11:19 PM (YYVL1)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at December 31, 2010 11:19 PM (/awfF)
Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2010 11:21 PM (vdfwz)
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11 means nothing. 19 is where it's at. Notice how your comment number has two 19s in it, one inside the other? Wheels within wheels, man!
Posted by: Calypso Louis Farrakhan at December 31, 2010 11:21 PM (6fER6)
Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 11:22 PM (YYVL1)
Likely because I stopped drinking a long time ago.
And yet I'm still acting retarded! Woohoo!Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 11:23 PM (8uDC8)
I don't think I'm going to fancy drinking tomorrow.
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 01, 2011 03:21 AM
Well, if the alternate reason isn't a big screen HDTV, I'm not gonna go there ..
Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2010 11:25 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at December 31, 2010 11:26 PM (/awfF)
Word word. Happy New Year to y'all!!! I love my new friends and family plan on AoS!!! And I love this bar.....
Posted by: The hair of the dog.... at December 31, 2010 11:27 PM (YYVL1)
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That's not the only fucking dream act to fail.
Posted by: Will Folks at December 31, 2010 11:28 PM (6fER6)
No more sockpuppets tonight. Probably. But they're so much fun. Happy New Year everybody!!!
Posted by: NC Ref not smart enough to take his own advice about water/aspirin/sleep at December 31, 2010 11:29 PM (YYVL1)
I don't even like football. It was just something to do.
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 11:29 PM (8uDC8)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at December 31, 2010 11:30 PM (/awfF)
Why don't we compare notes sometime? I'll friend you on FB
Posted by: Julian Assange at December 31, 2010 11:31 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: sickinmass at January 01, 2011 03:29 AM (1rflU)
Happy New Year SiM!!! Best wishes to you and your family!
Posted by: NC Ref not smart enough to take his own advice about water/aspirin/sleep at December 31, 2010 11:31 PM (YYVL1)
Anybody want to shoot for the quantity and quality of the Infamous 1400?
I think folk songs were even written about that thread
Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2010 11:34 PM (vdfwz)
You would not BELIEVE how big my dick is on big screen HDTV.....
Posted by: Charlie Sheen receiving NASA "self-confidence" funding intended for NASA at December 31, 2010 11:35 PM (YYVL1)
Posted by: Zakn at December 31, 2010 11:36 PM (zyaZ1)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at December 31, 2010 11:36 PM (/awfF)
Posted by: Tenacious D at December 31, 2010 11:37 PM (SwkdU)
Posted by: Editor at December 31, 2010 11:38 PM (YX6i/)
Posted by: Merovign, Strong on His Mountain at December 31, 2010 11:38 PM (bxiXv)
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I think the neologism you're stumbling for is "titnotizing". PAB is definitely a titnotist.
Posted by: Anachronda at December 31, 2010 11:39 PM (6fER6)
Oh good Lord. If we aren't there by 4 I'm going to bed.
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 11:41 PM (8uDC8)
Posted by: Anachronda at December 31, 2010 11:41 PM (6fER6)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at December 31, 2010 11:42 PM (/awfF)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at January 01, 2011 03:36 AM (/awfF)
That's high praise, right there!!!
Posted by: A thankful poster who appreciates sacrifice at December 31, 2010 11:42 PM (YYVL1)
Posted by: History at December 31, 2010 11:44 PM (SwkdU)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 11:49 PM (8uDC8)
Guess i'll have to introduce the Moron clan to Hawtness (I did feel bad for making an entire ONT about vaginal hair after posting the Guess the Muff game)
http://tinyurl.com/2cuetny
Posted by: Zakn at December 31, 2010 11:49 PM (zyaZ1)
Posted by: Zakn at December 31, 2010 11:50 PM (zyaZ1)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at December 31, 2010 11:50 PM (/awfF)
Had to look. Reminder of why its a complete waste to drive/cab/hitch to the strip club. At least, that's what I've heard.....
Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 11:51 PM (YYVL1)
Posted by: Sen. John Blutarsky at December 31, 2010 11:52 PM (SwkdU)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 11:52 PM (8uDC8)
Posted by: Zakn at January 01, 2011 03:50 AM (zyaZ1)
My 1/2 full bottle of Cap'n Morgan says "You are right." I will definitely bet the OVER on this one.
Are you the greatness that was Zach G that beat my ass in FFL recently?
Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 11:53 PM (YYVL1)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at December 31, 2010 11:53 PM (/awfF)
...am on firefox. I have a ... mhm.... 7 year old Dell, and honestly it runs pretty good considering the crap I put it through.
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 11:54 PM (8uDC8)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 31, 2010 11:55 PM (YxBuk)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 11:55 PM (8uDC8)
Happy New Year all y'all!
Posted by: Dell at December 31, 2010 11:55 PM (r8DXb)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 11:57 PM (8uDC8)
At least they didn't head north, Fla. ain't so bad especially when Jeb Bush unseats that cockholster Nelson!
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at December 31, 2010 11:58 PM (/awfF)
You must be one of those "rich" dudes the Preznit is always talking about. I'm running a 12 year old PC I salvaged out of a dumpster 7 years ago.
I was on the leading edge of the new normal.
Posted by: Purple Avenger at December 31, 2010 11:58 PM (puuB/)
Posted by: Zakn at December 31, 2010 11:59 PM (zyaZ1)
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Mission Control trained me to where I need background noise to sleep; she used to sleep to MTV. I managed to get her to switch to Fox News and I've got a bunch of movies loaded on my iPod for those occasions when I don't feel like sleeping to Fox News.
Last night, my brain was taking the dialogue from what was playing on the iPod (The Lone Gunmen TV series) and pasting it in as cartoon text bubbles over the heads of the characters in my dreams.
Quite strange.
Posted by: Anachronda at December 31, 2010 11:59 PM (6fER6)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 11:59 PM (8uDC8)
Posted by: kbdabear at December 31, 2010 11:59 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: Dell at December 31, 2010 11:59 PM (r8DXb)
Posted by: Purple Avenger at January 01, 2011 12:00 AM (puuB/)
OK I wanted to share this on that Tobasco/Airplane thread, but didn't react in a timely manner....since we're trying to exten-ze this ONT, I'll post a plea for help I recently received. Not in haiku, but a little poetic nonetheless.....and symbolic of the cries for help we hear from the "under-privileged."
SOMETIMES.......
Sometimes...when you cry, no one sees your tears.
Sometimes...when you are in pain, no one sees your hurt.
Sometimes...when you are worried, no one sees your stress.
Sometimes...when you are happy, no one sees your smile.
But, just try masturbating on a bus one time and see how much fucking attention you get. Can you please pick me up from the police station?
Posted by: Tobasco-Airplane Guy at January 01, 2011 12:00 AM (YYVL1)
And he's like "Nah, it's cool. I'll be fine." (which is exactly what he would do.)
And I can't dissuade him from being an idiot (which is exactly what always happens), so we all pack up and get in the car and start driving to Florida.
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 01, 2011 12:00 AM (8uDC8)
Posted by: Purple Avenger at January 01, 2011 03:58 AM (puuB/)
still have an Apple 2 and C64 somewhere around here
Posted by: The Dude at January 01, 2011 12:01 AM (Ig1Wo)
Hey bud Happy New Year! I love this machine and I have a 22" monitor with a Bose sound system too, life is good for us Veterans.
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at January 01, 2011 12:01 AM (/awfF)
Posted by: Anachronda at January 01, 2011 12:01 AM (6fER6)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 01, 2011 12:01 AM (8uDC8)
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I've got a Commodore PET 2001 (tiny keyboard version) lying around. And an Imsai 8080. It's been years since I powered them up, though...
Posted by: Anachronda at January 01, 2011 12:04 AM (6fER6)
Oh and then I had a fish and someone poured it down the drain and I flipped out and went to see if it was still alive in the drain, and magically it was and I recued it :\
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 01, 2011 12:04 AM (8uDC8)
Posted by: Mrs Tabasco at January 01, 2011 12:04 AM (SwkdU)
There is a very special request a co-worker of mine made one day about Juliet Huddy that I cannot get out of my mind. ROWR is right.
Posted by: NC Ref at January 01, 2011 12:05 AM (YYVL1)
Hitting THAT box can bring up all KINDS of crap you didn't want to deal with....
Posted by: SATAN at January 01, 2011 12:07 AM (YYVL1)
Posted by: Samuel L. Jackson at January 01, 2011 12:08 AM (SwkdU)
I wish I could remember that dream I had the other night... It was like I was in a horror move/video game and it was fucking terrifying and completely kickass awesome all at once and when I woke up my heart was pounding and I was all adrenaline rushed-up, but I want to hop right back into and find out what happened.
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 01, 2011 12:08 AM (8uDC8)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 01, 2011 12:09 AM (8uDC8)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 01, 2011 12:10 AM (8uDC8)
You DO realize that before your healthcare is obamanized that you can see a helpful person for that don't you?
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at January 01, 2011 12:10 AM (/awfF)
Getting around Rule 34 is no problem. Who's got a pencil with a half-ass eraser on it???
Posted by: Chavez, friend of BHO at January 01, 2011 12:11 AM (YYVL1)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 01, 2011 12:12 AM (8uDC8)
Posted by: Miss Fluffy McNutter, finally dipping into the cheap wine at January 01, 2011 12:12 AM (xMSXs)
...crazy dreams is a health issue?
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 01, 2011 12:13 AM (8uDC8)
Posted by: lolpirate at January 01, 2011 12:14 AM (SwkdU)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at January 01, 2011 12:15 AM (/awfF)
Cheers! But soon there will be no more football. *Sob*
Posted by: insane NC Ref at January 01, 2011 12:17 AM (YYVL1)
Posted by: Purple Avenger at January 01, 2011 12:17 AM (puuB/)
Ferengi rules of acquisition, rule #34 - "War is good for business"
Now why didn't I guess that?
Posted by: Miss Fluffy McNutter, finally dipping into the cheap wine at January 01, 2011 12:18 AM (xMSXs)
It's mostly because I take melatonin. Without which I would never sleep at all. So yeah, the crazy dreams are absolutely preferable. Most of the time they're even fun.
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 01, 2011 12:18 AM (8uDC8)
Posted by: Purple Avenger at January 01, 2011 04:17 AM (puuB/)
I thought that was "Even if it's free, you can still get a better price on it"?
Posted by: The Dude at January 01, 2011 12:19 AM (Ig1Wo)
Thank you for your contribution! I'll add that to my plan.
Posted by: Cloward speaking for both of them.... at January 01, 2011 12:21 AM (YYVL1)
Posted by: Zakn at January 01, 2011 12:21 AM (zyaZ1)
Anyway Happy New Year Morons and Moronettes!
Posted by: Meddle Lark at January 01, 2011 12:22 AM (9anRJ)
Posted by: Purple Avenger at January 01, 2011 12:23 AM (puuB/)
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Rule_34
Posted by: Zakn at January 01, 2011 04:21 AM (zyaZ1)
still love the Tali (character from Mass Effect) porn. You never see her face but that still doesn't stop people. And some of it is good unlike all of the Sonic porn
Posted by: The Dude at January 01, 2011 12:23 AM (Ig1Wo)
Tried that once. Woke up sweating like a stuck hog, firing an M=14 with a never ending magazine into a never ending rush of bad guys. Took me two days to come down from that one.
Posted by: Dell at January 01, 2011 12:24 AM (r8DXb)
Posted by: Zakn at January 01, 2011 12:25 AM (zyaZ1)
Bet there's some ex-hotel staffer (see what I did there?) in Colorado who disagrees....
Posted by: NC Ref for the last time tonight Goodnight everybody!!! at January 01, 2011 12:25 AM (YYVL1)
Too add we should make the libtards cry and pay for their idiocy as much as possible, great post!
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at January 01, 2011 12:25 AM (/awfF)
Posted by: Dell at January 01, 2011 12:29 AM (r8DXb)
Really? I have that dream every night but I have an M-4 and lots of ammo in my ruck. Sorry, I'm just a grunt and always will be until my Boys plant me, but hey at least there will be an honor guard and taps playing.
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at January 01, 2011 12:30 AM (/awfF)
The forces of darkness have been trying to destroy this nation for over 200 years. The founders understood well it would be an eternal struggle to maintain.
Posted by: Purple Avenger at January 01, 2011 12:30 AM (puuB/)
Posted by: The Dude at January 01, 2011 12:31 AM (Ig1Wo)
Posted by: Dell at January 01, 2011 04:29 AM (r8DXb)
That is complicated math you propose. Could we maybe get some federal funding through NASA to help us realize how great our abilities to do basic algebra was? Thank you for your support.
Posted by: Al-Jazeera's Space/Explosion Program at January 01, 2011 12:31 AM (YYVL1)
Same here, Bro...same here.
Posted by: Dell at January 01, 2011 12:32 AM (r8DXb)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 01, 2011 12:33 AM (8uDC8)
Memory is very pervasive here.
Posted by: Zakn at January 01, 2011 12:33 AM (zyaZ1)
Send O'bummer the ap. Five will get you ten it gets approved.
Posted by: Dell at January 01, 2011 12:34 AM (r8DXb)
Posted by: fluffy at January 01, 2011 12:34 AM (SwkdU)
Posted by: NC Ref at January 01, 2011 12:36 AM (YYVL1)
Not me!! You should see my bunker and the contents of my gun safe.....evil laughter let them come to my AO!
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at January 01, 2011 12:37 AM (/awfF)
Posted by: Zakn at January 01, 2011 12:37 AM (zyaZ1)
It's been fun, people. Happy New Year.
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at January 01, 2011 12:40 AM (8uDC8)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at January 01, 2011 12:40 AM (/awfF)
Posted by: The Dude at January 01, 2011 12:41 AM (Ig1Wo)
Posted by: Dell at January 01, 2011 12:42 AM (r8DXb)
Posted by: Sigmund Freud at January 01, 2011 12:43 AM (SwkdU)
Most of us take our comfort for granted, unfortunately.
Posted by: fluffy at January 01, 2011 04:34 AM (SwkdU)
Their wishes were well-written in the Federalist Papers! If only there were an educational system in this country that would help our children understand the values that were written into the DOI and Constitution, derived from the Magna Carta et al., that were supposed to be a foundation for a uniquely American nation made up of LEGAL immigrants willing to assimilate themselves into our society for the furtherance of a common goal of freedom.
Discuss among yourselves past Post 1400 please. I'm hitting the sack, but look forward to reading any commentary on my opinion within the next 18 hours.
Oh, and my new over bet on this post is 2000. Just wait till the east-coasters with family wake up and see what they missed.
Posted by: NC Ref at January 01, 2011 12:44 AM (YYVL1)
Posted by: Dell at January 01, 2011 12:46 AM (r8DXb)
If those dicks can do Obamacare we can shove it down their throats.
Posted by: Zakn at January 01, 2011 04:37 AM (zyaZ1)
We practice that move everyday!
Posted by: Steve Spurrier's cheerleaders AKA Cockgirls at January 01, 2011 12:46 AM (YYVL1)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at January 01, 2011 12:47 AM (/awfF)
Posted by: Dell at January 01, 2011 12:47 AM (r8DXb)
Posted by: NC Ref at January 01, 2011 12:48 AM (YYVL1)
Posted by: The Dude at January 01, 2011 12:48 AM (Ig1Wo)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at January 01, 2011 04:47 AM (/awfF)
Sir. Cut, jib and newsletter. For reals. I'm ready to re-acquaint myself with Texas.
Posted by: NC Ref at January 01, 2011 12:50 AM (YYVL1)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at January 01, 2011 12:54 AM (/awfF)
Posted by: NC Ref at January 01, 2011 12:55 AM (YYVL1)
Posted by: NC Ref at January 01, 2011 04:48 AM (YYVL1)
And then some girl-on-girl pron....
Posted by: Charlie Sheen at January 01, 2011 12:57 AM (YYVL1)
I had no idea this was a possible outcome when I picked up Hugo's book!
Posted by: Freshman Barack at January 01, 2011 01:17 AM (YYVL1)
Who is our Leonidas?
You know, Todd Palin resembles him a bit.
Posted by: Jimmy Doolittle at January 01, 2011 01:18 AM (/OZGP)
aH yes SiM but it was berry berry good for the IT industry. I wonder how much it did end up costing? Happy New Year buy the way... I'm working.
Posted by: beanervt at January 01, 2011 01:18 AM (cez3x)
Posted by: beanervt at January 01, 2011 05:18 AM (cez3x)
Thank Marx. Somebody's gotta cover these fkn bills!
Posted by: Bill Ayers at January 01, 2011 01:27 AM (YYVL1)
Thank Marx. Somebody's gotta cover these fkn bills!
eh yaaaww.. they way your premie 0bozo cut open the national wallet I think we may have to go 24/7.....
Posted by: beanervt at January 01, 2011 01:31 AM (cez3x)
Posted by: s☺mej☼e
Ditto Ditto Ditto... They were some fired up tonight. I had to run month end compiles so didn't catch too much.
Posted by: beanervt at January 01, 2011 01:33 AM (cez3x)
Thank Marx. Somebody's gotta cover these fkn bills!
eh yaaaww.. they way
OOPS should be THE WAY not they way
Posted by: beanervt at January 01, 2011 01:35 AM (cez3x)
Posted by: fluffy at January 01, 2011 01:36 AM (SwkdU)
This crap keeps interfering with my internet posting. Posted by: fluffy
Your STILL working fluffy?? ot ot ot ot...
and SiM your still up??
Posted by: beanervt at January 01, 2011 01:39 AM (cez3x)
Posted by: fluffy at January 01, 2011 01:41 AM (SwkdU)
Posted by: fluffy at January 01, 2011 01:43 AM (SwkdU)
Posted by: fluffy at January 01, 2011 01:46 AM (SwkdU)
Drop and do 40, slackers.
Posted by: sickinmass
40 winks maybe, the days of 40 push ups are long over....
Posted by: beanervt at January 01, 2011 01:46 AM (cez3x)
Posted by: fluffy at January 01, 2011 01:55 AM (SwkdU)
That said it all, they just can't stand speech other then their own...why else would libtard lefty loons like leahy be pushing it so hard?? Keep your fucking hands off my internet... maybe a new flag like don't tread on me...
Posted by: beanervt at January 01, 2011 02:01 AM (y9kaj)
30 more comments
The mornin crew will be here shortly.. barring hard celebratory repercussions...
Posted by: beanervt at January 01, 2011 02:03 AM (y9kaj)
Posted by: NC Ref at January 01, 2011 02:07 AM (YYVL1)
Posted by: Meddle Lark at January 01, 2011 02:07 AM (9anRJ)
Posted by: fluffy at January 01, 2011 05:55 AM (SwkdU)
That's hot.
Posted by: Paris Hilton hangin' out with Marion Barry at January 01, 2011 02:09 AM (YYVL1)
That's hot.
You leave fluffy alone you slut....drop and give 30...(to the knees will be fine)
Posted by: beanervt at January 01, 2011 02:15 AM (xtIop)
Aye, the freedom of speech is the most precious. I tell my kids that and not to only listen to one side of a story... I relish this blog as one of the few that still allow such freedom to fuck on the internet... most ban you..
Posted by: beanervt at January 01, 2011 02:20 AM (xtIop)
Posted by: Meddle Lark at January 01, 2011 02:21 AM (9anRJ)
Posted by: Meddle Lark
Thought it was drug poisoning from barbiturates...
Posted by: beanervt at January 01, 2011 02:29 AM (2vexH)
I guess I deserve that. In my defense it's New Years Day and I have been drinking and my brain might not be so clear. Also the people who where making the comments earlier about Jayne must be field cleaning their new hobo pelts, so bad on me to think they would be around to answer a trivial question for me. It's all good.
Posted by: Meddle Lark at January 01, 2011 02:35 AM (9anRJ)
Posted by: in after the spam bots at January 01, 2011 02:48 AM (yRrAd)
Posted by: fluffy is on break at January 01, 2011 02:57 AM (SwkdU)
Posted by: NC Ref at January 01, 2011 02:58 AM (YYVL1)
Posted by: A realist at January 01, 2011 03:21 AM (YYVL1)
Posted by: Meddle Lark at January 01, 2011 03:28 AM (9anRJ)
10/100. Never heard of the show, but I'd like to get a newsletter at least?
Posted by: NC Ref at January 01, 2011 03:31 AM (YYVL1)
I'm all drunk and shit...
I could go for some good music, even if it involves stupid youtube vids.
If I weren't drunk I would no way no how click on a you tube link!
Meh.
Guess I'll just check out Cee-Lo....
PROPS to ;">Lauraw!!!!
Nifty little Motown vibe, back in the day....
Posted by: Deety at January 01, 2011 04:02 AM (Jb3+B)
I'm kinda curious about a 70's era keyboards riff that I associate with Stevie Wonder.
What's the name of that song?
Posted by: Deety at January 01, 2011 04:06 AM (Jb3+B)
I'm kinda curious about a 70's era keyboards riff that I associate with Stevie Wonder.
What's the name of that song?
Posted by: Deety at January 01, 2011 08:06 AM (Jb3+B)
Maybe " You are the Sunshine of my Life"?
Posted by: billygoat at January 01, 2011 04:45 AM (6DDE+)
Posted by: Some Truckdriver at January 01, 2011 04:50 AM (tJjm/)
http://tinyurl.com/25z3z5s
Keep in mind that this was before the day of silicon.
Posted by: Vic at January 01, 2011 04:51 AM (M9Ie6)
http://tinyurl.com/25z3z5s
Keep in mind that this was before the day of silicon.
VA-VA-VA-VOOM!
Posted by: billygoat at January 01, 2011 04:55 AM (6DDE+)
I'm kinda curious about a 70's era keyboards riff that I associate with Stevie Wonder.
What's the name of that song?
Posted by: Deety at January 01, 2011 08:06 AM (Jb3+B)
Maybe " You are the Sunshine of my Life"?
Posted by: billygoat at January 01, 2011 08:45 AM (6DDE+)
"Superstition"?, maybe? Both are from the early '70's...
Posted by: billygoat at January 01, 2011 04:59 AM (6DDE+)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 01, 2011 05:48 AM (tJjm/)
It got a little slow back around 1,300....But we put our shoulder to the wheel and doubled the 666 !!
Posted by: Dell at January 01, 2011 06:48 AM (r8DXb)
It got a little slow back around 1,300....But we put our shoulder to the wheel and doubled the 666 !!
Posted by: Dell
at January 01, 2011 10:48 AM (r8DXb)
Hmmmmmm, so good of you!...666...I just LOVE that number!!!
Posted by: SATAN at January 01, 2011 07:04 AM (6DDE+)
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Posted by: CoolCzech at January 01, 2011 09:48 AM (tJjm/)
Well since this thread will not die, mainly because nobody is posting a new one how about some more of those 40D's.
Posted by: Vic at January 01, 2011 08:45 AM (M9Ie6)
My hatchet is missing so I'm not sure what's up with that.
Posted by: Anka machines at January 01, 2011 08:53 AM (s7I0E)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 01, 2011 09:14 AM (tJjm/)
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