December 21, 2010

Overnight Open Thread - Nuking Space Edition
— Maetenloch

H-Bombs In Spaaaace

Back in the summer of 1962 the US set off a hydrogen bomb 250 miles in space over the Pacific as part of Starfish Prime. And it created quite a show for Hawaii:

In Honolulu, the explosions were front page news. "N-Blast Tonight May Be Dazzling: Good View Likely," said the Honolulu Advertiser. Hotels held what they called "Rainbow Bomb Parties" on rooftops and verandas. When the bomb burst, people told of blackouts and strange electrical malfunctions, like garage doors opening and closing on their own. But the big show was in the sky.
The electrical malfunctions were the effects of an electromagnetic pulse (EMP) from the nuclear explosion and showed that EMP could be a weapon all by itself.

So why did we nuke space? Well it was an experimental age - the Van Allen belts had only been discovered a few years before and we figured that if we didn't do it, the Soviets would. So why let them get all the glory and secret data from it. Plus it was a good chance to show the aliens that we were totally willing to nuke things from orbit.

Jimmy Carter Admits His Worst Failure
But of course it's really our failure:
"I guess my biggest failure was not getting reelected," he said in an interview with Big Think, referring to the 1980 presidential election.

Carter, 86, said the loss taught him "not to ever let American hostages be held for 444 days in a foreign country without extracting them." He added, "I did the best I could, but I failed."

The sad part is that he probably was doing his best.
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The Military's Real 'Don't Ask - Don't Tell' Problem
Is that the Afghan Pashtun men won't stop fucking each other and little boys:

The report described unease by U.S. Marines and British soldiers who felt they were being propositioned, or who were outraged by apparent acts of pedophilia by Afghan soldiers and police. It documented one case in which 12 of 20 Pashtun interpreters working with one U.S. Army unit had contracted gonorrhea from homosexual encounters.
And using young boys for sex creates a cycle damaging to boys and young men and also to the women:
Virtually all of the younger men who beat their wives (over their inability to become pregnant) had been former "apprentices" of older Afghan men, who used them for their sexual pleasure. Upon entering marriage, whatever the men knew of sex had been learned during their "apprenticeship," at the hands of the older man. To put it bluntly, some of the younger Afghans were unfamiliar with the desired (and required) mechanics for contraception.
I can only imagine what's going through the heads of the soldiers as they have to explain the birds and the bees in detail to young Afghani men.
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The Righteous Retribution of Barack the Barbarian
Yes these are all actual comic books based on Obama as collected by Cracked. And if you think the barbarian one is over the top, just wait til you get to the bizarro Japanese porno comics featuring Obama. Hey don't blame me - I'm just the messenger here.

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So You Want To Write A Hit Song?
Well thanks to this word cloud infographic the songs pretty much write themselves.*

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*Catchy tune, cleavage not included.

Colorblind? There's an app for that.

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Best Extra Credit Question Ever
And couldn't Answers A and C both be true?

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Poop Transplants Exist, Save Lives

A superbug named C-diff is on the rise, a germ that so ravages some people's intestines that repeated tries of the strongest, most expensive antibiotic can't conquer their disabling diarrhea.

Now a small but growing number of doctors are trying a last-ditch treatment: Using good bacteria to fight off the bad by transplanting stool from a healthy person into the sick person's colon.

15,000 people die from C-diff each year so I guess this does beat death, mostly.
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Is Bicycling a White Thang?
Well that's what worries Greg Raisman, traffic safety coordinator for PortlandÂ’s Bureau of Transportation (PBOT), who frets that not enough minorities are using bike lanes. Apparently because bikes and bike lanes are considered 'too white':

Carla Danley, a year-round African-American cyclist in Portland, offers her take. "ThereÂ’s a hard conversation that needs to take place about the perception that bike infrastructure in communities of color equals gentrification. And thatÂ’s not really considered a polite conversation."
Which is kinda odd because bikes seem pretty common in the more ghettoish neighborhoods. Mainly because the young men there can't afford cars and insurance and/or had one too many DUI. I consider this an indicator that either Portland has managed to solve all their crime and social problems or that PBOT's budget is way too large.

The Yahoo AoSHQ group. You know the way.

Tonight's post brought to you by the Western Auto catalog, Christmas '77:

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1 The Screeching Enchantress look like Michelle Bachman in a blond wig and g-string... FAP! FAP! FAP! FAP!

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 21, 2010 05:40 PM (tJjm/)

2 Howdy, Y'all!

Posted by: Oedipus Tex at December 21, 2010 05:40 PM (SwkdU)

3 First?

Posted by: Trimegistus at December 21, 2010 05:40 PM (FV+5B)

4 Jimmy Carter Admits His Worst Failure But of course it's really our failure: "I guess my biggest failure was not getting reelected," he said in an interview with Big Think, referring to the 1980 presidential election. Oh, I see... his greatest failing was depriving us of four more years of his brilliance! God, someone let loose the Killer Rabbits, please!

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 21, 2010 05:41 PM (tJjm/)

5 Michelle Bachman..................
Bunk.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 21, 2010 05:41 PM (Jx0x6)

6 When the bomb burst, people told of blackouts and strange electrical malfunctions, like garage doors opening and closing on their own.

And these effects were seen with 1962 tech.  Imagine what an EMP would do today in a large city with everything more integrated and dependent on computers.

Which is why seeing stories about the Iranians testing exploding their Shahab-3 missiles in mid-air are most troubling.

/In the end, there will be only chaos.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 21, 2010 05:41 PM (c0A3e)

7 i need hyperlink training man...


Posted by: str8 outta at December 21, 2010 05:42 PM (dwOwg)

8 Those Barack comics would, in the normal universe, be considered hilarious over-the-top satire of the man and his inflated ego. But ever since the Earth was shifted into the Bizarro Continuum, they're actual, sincere tributes by his sycophants.

Posted by: Trimegistus at December 21, 2010 05:42 PM (FV+5B)

9 I guess my biggest failure was not getting reelected

and failing to crush the economy beyond repair.

Posted by: toby928™ at December 21, 2010 05:42 PM (S5YRY)

10 "I guess my biggest failure was not getting reelected,"

Your biggest failure was our biggest success.

Posted by: The Nobel Peace Prize committee at December 21, 2010 05:43 PM (Jx0x6)

11 Nuking in space?  Didn't we do this already, or was that instapundt?

Nice to see AoSHQ stealing from someone else besides HA!

Posted by: Kemp at December 21, 2010 05:43 PM (JpFM9)

12 The Screeching Enchantress look like Michelle Bachman in a blond wig and g-string... That's me, but I still love you.

Posted by: Ann Coulter at December 21, 2010 05:43 PM (SwkdU)

13 Carter, 86, said the loss taught him "not to ever let American hostages be held for 444 days in a foreign country without extracting them." He added, "I did the best I could, but I failed."

Ross Perot did a better job extracting his people from Iran than you did, Mr. Malaise.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 21, 2010 05:43 PM (c0A3e)

14 Virtually all of the younger men who beat their wives (over their inability to become pregnant) had been former "apprentices" of older Afghan men, who used them for their sexual pleasure. Upon entering marriage, whatever the men knew of sex had been learned during their "apprenticeship," at the hands of the older man. To put it bluntly, some of the younger Afghans were unfamiliar with the desired (and required) mechanics for conception. Why not let them just watch Internet Porn for a few hours?

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 21, 2010 05:44 PM (tJjm/)

15 We nuked outer space in 1962 and since then outer space hasn't given us much crap. Are you listening, North Korea?

Posted by: Trimegistus at December 21, 2010 05:45 PM (FV+5B)

16 I mourn the fact that we have never tested a nuclear explosion powered X-Ray laser in space like Teller wanted.


Also the loss of Skylab.

Posted by: toby928™ at December 21, 2010 05:45 PM (S5YRY)

17 But ever since the Earth was shifted into the Bizarro Continuum, they're actual, sincere tributes by his sycophants.

Posted by: Trimegistus at December 21, 2010 09:42 PM (FV+5B)


Yeah dude. Barack is teh ghey, I have proof dog.

Posted by: Reggie Love at December 21, 2010 05:45 PM (Jx0x6)

18 Good to know S. Korea isn't taking N. Korea's bullshit anymore. 

S. Korea plans largest-ever live-fire drill Thursday on mainland near N. Korea border - Reuters

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 21, 2010 05:45 PM (c0A3e)

19 Meh. Skylab wasn't as cool as the International Space Station. Plus, irritatingly, it wasn't built to be resupplied! Once its stocks of oxygen, potable water, etc. were used up -- that's all she wrote.

Posted by: Trimegistus at December 21, 2010 05:46 PM (FV+5B)

20 Hey! I've still got a +5 B!

Posted by: Trimegistus at December 21, 2010 05:47 PM (FV+5B)

21 19 Meh. Skylab wasn't as cool as the International Space Station. Plus, irritatingly, it wasn't built to be resupplied! Once its stocks of oxygen, potable water, etc. were used up -- that's all she wrote. Posted by: Trimegistus at December 21, 2010 09:46 PM (FV+5B) Yeah, but you have to admit it was pretty funny when it crashed and took out 300 300 hippies staking out Area 54!

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 21, 2010 05:48 PM (tJjm/)

22
Why not let them just watch Internet Porn for a few hours?

Crickey!  Then they'd even know less about (real, normal, healthy) women.

Posted by: ¤§EZB§¤ at December 21, 2010 05:48 PM (fa9yq)

23 300 300 hippies

Was that a faux paux or a math question?

Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 21, 2010 05:49 PM (Jx0x6)

24 @22: that's OK, most married men wish they knew less about normal women!

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 21, 2010 05:49 PM (tJjm/)

25 Apparently because bikes and bike lanes are considered 'too white':

If they are "too white", then isn't it racist to propose putting more of the blasted things anywhere?  

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 21, 2010 05:50 PM (c0A3e)

26 @23: It was a faux paux faux paux.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 21, 2010 05:50 PM (tJjm/)

27 Once its stocks of oxygen, potable water, etc. were used up -- that's all she wrote.

NASA had plans to resupply it, as well as boosting it to a higher orbit.  Unfortunately they relied on the shuttle being operational, which Carter slow walked until it was too late.

Posted by: toby928™ at December 21, 2010 05:50 PM (S5YRY)

28 24 @22: that's OK, most married men wish they knew less about normal women!

Speaking from experience, CC? 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 21, 2010 05:50 PM (c0A3e)

29 @28: yes, though not necessarily about my beloved...

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 21, 2010 05:52 PM (tJjm/)

30 yes, though not necessarily about my beloved... She's in the room with you, isn't she?

Posted by: plot device #37 at December 21, 2010 05:53 PM (SwkdU)

31 I thought EMP is only a factor when it comes to Hydrogen Bombs... I don't think Pyong Yang will have one of those anytime soon.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 21, 2010 05:53 PM (tJjm/)

32 Biking is a Snotty, Holier than thou Cockholster thing.  Let's just leave it at that.  It's like that episode of South Park with the Prius owners and the smug cloud...times about 900.

Eat shit and clean your teeth out of my radiator fuckstick.

Posted by: Portnoy at December 21, 2010 05:54 PM (azgo2)

33 @32: *signaling S.O.S. with my eyelids*

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 21, 2010 05:54 PM (tJjm/)

34 31 I don't think the NORKS are too worried about the effects of EMP.  South Korea, different story.

The average NORK, no.  The higher-ups?  Sure, they'd worry if what power they had went out and they were forced to live like the commoners they subjugate.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 21, 2010 05:55 PM (c0A3e)

35 Thank goodness the ONT is up.

Of course, in order to participate, I will have to quit my job so that I can focus my energies on the ONT. 

Fortunately, I'm unemployed!

Posted by: Y-not at December 21, 2010 05:55 PM (IDL9N)

36 34 Kratos, looks like our playoffs continue for the lowly right to play for 5th place.  Lame huh?

Heh, lame-o indeed.  I was beaten like a red headed step-child in all my FF leagues last week.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 21, 2010 05:55 PM (c0A3e)

37 I don't think the NORKS are too worried about the effects of EMP.  South Korea, different story.

Yeah, I saw the satellite image of both Koreas at night. Looked like North Korea was still on candle and kerosene power.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 21, 2010 05:55 PM (Jx0x6)

38 Keep on fucking that rabbit, Jimmy. It gives me a respite.

Posted by: the chicken at December 21, 2010 05:55 PM (2rOwc)

39 The H-bomb in Space is just a cover story. C'mon, people, get with it.

Posted by: Fox Mulder at December 21, 2010 05:56 PM (XXyJt)

40 Stretch Armstrong was full of radioactive purple goo. Really.

He also will not keep a VW beetle from escaping your evil mad scientist lab in the driveway. Nor will Steve Austin's (or "Stee Boston") amazing bionic powers stop a VW.

I broke alotta toys.

Posted by: Stuff I did when I was a kid at December 21, 2010 05:56 PM (Py/v5)

41 I thought Sky Lab crashed in Australia.

Posted by: Portnoy at December 21, 2010 05:56 PM (azgo2)

42
Fortunately, I'm unemployed!

Posted by: Y-not at December 21, 2010 09:55 PM (IDL9N)


Since December 10th, so am I.

Tips wine glass in Y-nots direction.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 21, 2010 05:57 PM (Jx0x6)

43 WTF is a Star Trek helmet?

Posted by: Fox Mulder at December 21, 2010 05:57 PM (XXyJt)

44 Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 21, 2010 09:41 PM (c0A3e) And our government, so far as I can tell, is doing almost nothing itself to prepare for an EMP attack and certainly not trying to help the citizenry prepare. Which I personally find very disturbing.

Posted by: David at December 21, 2010 05:57 PM (+M16j)

45 Posted by: Fox Mulder at December 21, 2010 09:56 PM (XXyJt) You plowed Sculley like a cornfield, didn't you?

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 21, 2010 05:57 PM (tJjm/)

46 Over at the snark-free guys place: http://tinyurl.com/23mqpdc

The 'WTF, ROTFLMAO' Award for Snark-laced Political Humor goes to: Ace of Spades.

I wonder if this kicked ace into gear today?

Posted by: Cosmo Kramer at December 21, 2010 05:58 PM (VMcEw)

47 Sock drawer is open again.

Posted by: sTevo at December 21, 2010 05:58 PM (VMcEw)

48 Tips wine glass in Y-nots direction.

Shouldn't you be drinking lager, Samuel Adams?

'Hope you find a job soon.  (Or a sugar-momma.)

Posted by: Y-not at December 21, 2010 05:59 PM (IDL9N)

49 It was a faux paux faux paux. "faux paux" being the French term for "unholy goat fuck" 'sup jackwagons.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 21, 2010 05:59 PM (9Lm5R)

50 You plowed Sculley like a cornfield, didn't you?

Can I smell the um...aftereffects? Sculley, wow.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 21, 2010 05:59 PM (Jx0x6)

51 I drink waaay too much of myself...but then again, I'm so goddamned good!!!

Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 21, 2010 05:59 PM (azgo2)

52 @46: Well, look at the bright side: you each now have an excellent chance of becoming a Top Ten Poster at AoSHQ!

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 21, 2010 05:59 PM (tJjm/)

53 Posted by: Fox Mulder at December 21, 2010 09:56 PM (XXyJt) You plowed Sculley like a cornfield, didn't you? Posted by: CoolCzech at December 21, 2010 09:57 PM (tJjm/) She searched for the truth and she found it.

Posted by: Fox Mulder at December 21, 2010 05:59 PM (XXyJt)

54 24 @22: that's OK, most married men wish they knew less about normal women!

And their wives wished they knew more

Posted by: ¤§EZB§¤ at December 21, 2010 05:59 PM (fa9yq)

55 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ea0Cz-rSLi8&feature=player_embedded

Posted by: str8 outta at December 21, 2010 06:00 PM (dwOwg)

56 you each now have an excellent chance of becoming a Top Ten Poster at AoSHQ

I was noticing that a lot of our "academics" tend to be on the top ten list.  One week it was two or three of the professors and at least one student.  :-)

Posted by: Y-not at December 21, 2010 06:01 PM (IDL9N)

57 59 Posted by: Fox Mulder at December 21, 2010 09:56 PM (XXyJt) You plowed Sculley like a cornfield, didn't you? Posted by: CoolCzech at December 21, 2010 09:57 PM (tJjm/) She searched for the truth and she found it. Posted by: Fox Mulder at December 21, 2010 09:59 PM (XXyJt) In your pants?

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 21, 2010 06:01 PM (tJjm/)

58 "faux paux" being the French term for "unholy goat fuck"

'sup jackwagons.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 21, 2010 09:59 PM (9Lm5R)

Isn't 'Unholy Goat Fuck' the French term for ...everything???

Posted by: Portnoy at December 21, 2010 06:01 PM (azgo2)

59 Shouldn't you be drinking lager, Samuel Adams?

'Hope you find a job soon.  (Or a sugar-momma.)

Posted by: Y-not at December 21, 2010 09:59 PM (IDL9N)


Lager ran out, wine only alcohol left at this time. Thanks, but my sugar momma makes less than I did when I worked. Hmmm, but she  makes more than me now. I guess maybe she is a sugar momma, but not a rich sugar momma.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 21, 2010 06:01 PM (Jx0x6)

60 #48  And our government, so far as I can tell, is doing almost nothing itself to prepare for an EMP attack and certainly not trying to help the citizenry prepare. Which I personally find very disturbing.

Hardening civilian electronics against potential EMP attacks would actually fall under the purview of the Federal Government's responsibilities re National Defense.  Hence, they will never do it until its too late.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 21, 2010 06:02 PM (c0A3e)

61 How many garage openers were there in 1962? Maybe 10.

Posted by: Ronster at December 21, 2010 06:02 PM (9q4PA)

62 I killed a bee today. Go me.

Posted by: Fox Mulder at December 21, 2010 06:02 PM (XXyJt)

63 I guess maybe she is a sugar momma, but not a rich sugar momma.


Be nice to her!  (I'm very nice to my sugar daddy.) 

Posted by: Y-not at December 21, 2010 06:02 PM (IDL9N)

64 I wish I were the rabbit.

Posted by: the afghani chicken at December 21, 2010 06:03 PM (2rOwc)

65 Isn't 'Unholy Goat Fuck' the French term for ...everything??? Posted by: Portnoy at December 21, 2010 10:01 PM (azgo2) I think specifically these days it refers to Moochelle, no?

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 21, 2010 06:03 PM (tJjm/)

66 Anytime that piece of shit Carter comes into view I get pissed. Fuck him.

Posted by: torabora at December 21, 2010 06:03 PM (yiApP)

67 Is Bicycling a White Thang?

Seems possible on the surface. Bicycles even show up at Stuff white people like.

But it's hard to reconcile that with Beijing. You never saw so many bicycles, and many of them were pulling trailers. There're white people living in Beijing, but I didn't see any of them on the bikes.

Posted by: Splunge at December 21, 2010 06:03 PM (9uwvY)

68 67 How many garage openers were there in 1962? Maybe 10. Posted by: Ronster at December 21, 2010 10:02 PM (9q4PA) My dad had a garage opener. She doubled as the dishwasher.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 21, 2010 06:04 PM (tJjm/)

69 "It's almost as if the issue didn't occur to him."

There's a phrase that can be used about, pretty much, all of Lucas' script writing.

Posted by: alexthechick at December 21, 2010 06:04 PM (bQ5xy)

70 68
I killed a bee today.

Bees are good.  Don't kill bees. 

Yellow jackets are nasty. 

My old Siamese cat used to dispatch hornets, the big black ones.  She was fearless. 

Posted by: Y-not at December 21, 2010 06:04 PM (IDL9N)

71 I'm getting little audio bursts on this site. What's the deal? Left over EMP from 1962?

Posted by: Ronster at December 21, 2010 06:04 PM (9q4PA)

72 67 How many garage openers were there in 1962? Maybe 10.

Posted by: Ronster at December 21, 2010 10:02 PM (9q4PA)

My parents had one...but he spoke a funny language and told my I was ugly one time.  I had him killed but I'm trying like hell to make up for it now.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at December 21, 2010 06:05 PM (azgo2)

73 Be nice to her!

My sugar momma says thanks. (She's looking over my shoulder.)

Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 21, 2010 06:05 PM (Jx0x6)

74 And can I say how repulsed I am by the whole buggering Afghanis thing? 

Just for the record. 

Disgusting. 

Posted by: Y-not at December 21, 2010 06:05 PM (IDL9N)

75 I'm getting little audio bursts on this site. What's the deal? Left over EMP from 1962?

Posted by: Ronster at December 21, 2010 10:04 PM (9q4PA)

You too? good, I thought it was the voices coming back.

Posted by: robtr at December 21, 2010 06:05 PM (hVDig)

76 @78: I keep hearing it too. I think Ace passed out after too much val-u-rite and his forehead keeps pushing different keys on the keyboard.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 21, 2010 06:06 PM (tJjm/)

77 My dad had a garage opener. She doubled as the dishwasher.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 21, 2010 10:04 PM (tJjm/)

Those were the most reliable.

Posted by: Ronster at December 21, 2010 06:06 PM (9q4PA)

78 #74 
But it's hard to reconcile that with Beijing. You never saw so many bicycles, and many of them were pulling trailers. There're white people living in Beijing, but I didn't see any of them on the bikes.

Bikes are also useful in deterring would-be thieves.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 21, 2010 06:06 PM (c0A3e)

79 Anytime that piece of shit Carter comes into view I get pissed. Fuck him.

Word.  I wait on the river bank for his body to float by. 

Posted by: toby928™ at December 21, 2010 06:06 PM (S5YRY)

80 If Lucas could have gotten away with an Ewok killing Darth Vader with a handful of daisies he would have done it.

Posted by: eman at December 21, 2010 06:06 PM (XXyJt)

81 Any awards that will have Chuckles Johnson of LGF win a category, I don't want to belong to.

Posted by: the ace chicken at December 21, 2010 06:06 PM (2rOwc)

82 I don't get the audiojunk. Guess adblock is doing its thing.

Posted by: sTevo at December 21, 2010 06:07 PM (VMcEw)

83 My old Siamese cat used to dispatch hornets, the big black ones.  She was fearless.

Nothing more awesome and more frightening than a predator insect that will attack humans just for being there.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 21, 2010 06:07 PM (Jx0x6)

84 @87 Anytime that piece of shit Carter comes into view I get pissed.

Is his shrew of a wife dead yet?  She was the worst first lady evah... until M'chelle that is. 

Posted by: Y-not at December 21, 2010 06:07 PM (IDL9N)

85 81 And can I say how repulsed I am by the whole buggering Afghanis thing? 

Just for the record. 

Disgusting.

Obviously you lack tolerance for the values of other cultures. Perhaps you even tell yourself that the values of your culture are superior. It's off to re-education camp for you.

Posted by: Splunge at December 21, 2010 06:08 PM (9uwvY)

86 Portland is pretty much the douchebag liberal hipster utopia, whenever the local lib blogs talk about urban planning or what not they always whine that they want to be just like Portland. They want to force people to ride bikes everywhere, buy only local food at a farmers market, have less babies and generally ignore the last hundred years or so of industrial and technological progress, except for Apple products. Said liberal hipster douchebags are also all white and resemble rats for some reason, most likely because of their vegetarian diet and general pussification.

Posted by: martha stewarts left nipple at December 21, 2010 06:09 PM (G5WHn)

87 Posted by: CDR M at December 21, 2010 10:03 PM (5I8G0)

That looks like a REAL good movie.

Posted by: Portnoy at December 21, 2010 06:10 PM (azgo2)

88 I'm sick of Carter's little Habitat for Humanity crap too.

Posted by: CDR M at December 21, 2010 10:08 PM (5I8G0)

I volunteered for that a couple of times. It's a pretty good program and pretty exciting seeing a family move into their new house. 

Posted by: robtr at December 21, 2010 06:10 PM (hVDig)

89 #95  Too bad Tim Zahn wasn't around when they wrote the screenplay for ROTJ.  We could've had Noghri instead of Ewoks.

Word.  

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 21, 2010 06:11 PM (c0A3e)

90 What up Bitches!!!???

er, Morons!!!!!  Cheers to all who aren't squishy fkn libs!!!

Posted by: NC Ref at December 21, 2010 06:12 PM (ISARR)

91 #81 Yeah, that's pretty much par for the course in those countries. You haven't been creeped out until you've had a ten year old Iraqi kid try to sell himself to you.

Posted by: Secundus at December 21, 2010 06:12 PM (uohpS)

92 Good game tonight but seriously,  Beef O'Brady's Bowl.

Seriously?

Posted by: toby928™ at December 21, 2010 06:12 PM (S5YRY)

93 Posted by: CDR M at December 21, 2010 10:03 PM (5I8G0) A cylon snake, huh? Is that like a four hour long erection?

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 21, 2010 06:13 PM (tJjm/)

94 Is it a slow ONT or did I just show up early, meaning it will be a long night for the ref?

Cheers again!

Posted by: NC Ref at December 21, 2010 06:13 PM (ISARR)

95 @103: Sounds so... multicultural. How come the Discovery Channel never "celebrates" that??

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 21, 2010 06:14 PM (tJjm/)

96 When the bomb burst, people told of blackouts and strange electrical malfunctions, like garage doors opening and closing on their own. But the big show was in the sky.

Because of this metal plate, I pissed my pants and forgot my name

Posted by: Cousin Eddie at December 21, 2010 06:14 PM (vdfwz)

97

I used to agree with you but I've seen it fail spectacularly in many areas.  Especially in Jacksonville.

Posted by: CDR M at December 21, 2010 10:11 PM (5I8G0)

The local one here is pretty small. They only do a couple of houses at a time and it's pretty well managed. I heard about one of Carters that had all the Chinese drywall so people ended up getting fucked by their dream.

Posted by: robtr at December 21, 2010 06:15 PM (hVDig)

98 @107 It would offend Muslims, of course.

Posted by: Secundus at December 21, 2010 06:16 PM (uohpS)

99

Jackwagons.

All of you.

Posted by: ErikW at December 21, 2010 06:17 PM (TUGkD)

100 I don't like Habitat for Humanity just because Carter has or had something to with it. Hope that doesn't make me short sighted.

Posted by: Ronster at December 21, 2010 06:17 PM (9q4PA)

101 One more day in the office, then one day working at home (wink, wink!) and then I'm off until the first Monday of 2011! And to give Kratos fair warning, I'm stocking up on bottles of Jolt Cola, bags of barbecued Fritos, and yards and yards of Slim Jims, so I can barricade myself in our computer room and go for the coveted Number One Ace of Spades HQ title next week!!!! (OK, pathetic aspiration as aspirations go, but that's what you get after 20 years of federal service *sob*)

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 21, 2010 06:17 PM (tJjm/)

102

"The sad part is that he probably was doing his best."
 

ESAD.

Posted by: JustME at December 21, 2010 06:17 PM (CyPWX)

103

14

To put it bluntly, some of the younger Afghans were unfamiliar with the desired (and required) mechanics for conception.

Why not let them just watch Internet Porn for a few hours?

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 21, 2010 09:44 PM (tJjm/)


See you fixed the really bad typo from the original article.

 

Fortunately, DADT is soon over, then the real ‘suck it up drive on’ may begin.

 

Take an open effeminate gay (like Bradly Manning, just saying), put 'em into the forward leaning rest until his master gets tiredÂ… of his crying... and do it again a few more times on camera to establish a working loving relationship. Maybe, just maybe, the strong master could get a little bit of intel?

 

Nah, could never happen.

Posted by: Druid at December 21, 2010 06:18 PM (RnujI)

104 103 #81

Yeah, that's pretty much par for the course in those countries. You haven't been creeped out until you've had a ten year old Iraqi kid try to sell himself to you.

Seriously? Buggering young boys is par for the course? What are "those countries?" Is it, by any chance "those countries where women are locked away in the houses of their male relatives, and forced to appear in public in hooded bags?" Those countries?

Really sick. Is this what comes of forcing your women to appear in public only in hooded bags?

Posted by: Splunge at December 21, 2010 06:18 PM (9uwvY)

105 Carla Danley, a year-round African-American cyclist in Portland, offers her take. "ThereÂ’s a hard conversation that needs to take place about the perception that bike infrastructure in communities of color equals gentrification. And thatÂ’s not really considered a polite conversation."

Biking is the future, wingnut denialists. If you don't think so, you're a racist because I said so, and my comic book says so too


Posted by: Charles the Johnson at December 21, 2010 06:18 PM (vdfwz)

106 I can't wait to see Sucker Punch.

Posted by: alexthechick at December 21, 2010 06:19 PM (bQ5xy)

107 Because of this metal plate, I pissed my pants and forgot my name Posted by: Cousin Eddie at December 21, 2010 10:14 PM (vdfwz) Thanks for sharing, "Eddie." Now go take a shower and put on some fresh pants!

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 21, 2010 06:19 PM (tJjm/)

108 & Secundu....

Yeah.  Ew.  My mom does a lot of work in these 3rd world/Islamic/despotic nations to try to stop the underage prostitution biz...among the other benevolent US government works she bestows on many.  The libertarian in me says its a hopeless cause, while the Christian in me hopes she succeeds....against all the obvious odds.  Regardless of the outcome, my mother is a VERY brave woman for going to these outposts of civilization and trying to help them.  Merry the hell Christmas to All!!!

Posted by: NC Ref at December 21, 2010 06:19 PM (ISARR)

109

Anybody remember the early Zenith television remotes?  They operated with  spring mechanisms, hammers and rods.  I believe they must have been sound frequency operated.

Since the Fed tried to ban Christmas trees and religious items in an Oklahoma bank because it was a Federally regulated operation, can it be long before the FCC tries the same thing with television and radio?

Posted by: Ohio Dan at December 21, 2010 06:20 PM (vBhu/)

110 #107 again... What really broke my heart was seeing the girls. Six or eight years old, running and playing... Knowing in a few years they'd basically be reduced to someone's baby maker/ speedbag.

Posted by: Secundus at December 21, 2010 06:20 PM (CxcZu)

111 118. actually, it's what comes from polygyny inevitably; eventually

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 21, 2010 06:20 PM (SB0V2)

112 Hey CDR!!!!

How's that AoS FFL post-season working out???  Sorry I couldn't give you any of my guys, but I'm kinda proud of our strong finish.....

Posted by: NC Ref at December 21, 2010 06:21 PM (ISARR)

113 It would offend Muslims, of course.

Don't do that or we will build a mosque near where you lost 3000 of your fucking infidels.

Posted by: Mayor Michael Bloomberg, Muslim apologist at December 21, 2010 06:22 PM (Jx0x6)

114 It just seems that over time, it's more about promotion and generating donations to pay their overhead and bloat than to do their core mission.  Could be just me, but that's what I sense with these things sometimes.

Well, that town in CA that made Erin Brockovitch a star turned out not to have any more cancer incidents than any other town.

Julia Roberts won't be making a sequel about THAT

Posted by: kbdabear at December 21, 2010 06:22 PM (vdfwz)

115 Too bad Tim Zahn wasn't around when they wrote the screenplay for ROTJ. We could've had Noghri instead of Ewoks. If Paul Verhoeven had written ROTJ, we'd have had co-ed Stormtroopers showering together on Jabba's party barge, the Saarlac would have sported a 4 foot tall clitoris, Chewie and Han would have double-teamed Leia in the forest of Endor.....and giant lesbian goose-stepping Nazi space centipedes would ambush and defeat both fleets during the big ending battle, enslaving all sentient life forms for eternity.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 21, 2010 06:22 PM (9Lm5R)

116 The Hab4Hum homes I knew about personally tended to fall into disrepair.  The families simply weren't up to the task of maintaining them. 

Posted by: Y-not at December 21, 2010 06:22 PM (IDL9N)

117 actually, it's what comes from polygamy
inevitably; eventually
I agree fully, Black Orchid.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 21, 2010 06:23 PM (2rOwc)

118 128 Well, that town in CA that made Erin Brockovitch a star turned out not to have any more cancer incidents than any other town.

Julia Roberts won't be making a sequel about THAT

There could be sequels made, but they would show Julia/Erin Brockobitch being laughed out of court as she tried to extort money from other companies and even the Beverly Hills School System. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 21, 2010 06:24 PM (c0A3e)

119 The SSP Smash Up Derby came in handy on the job several years back.

I had this very large piece of equipment mounted on wheels that maneuvered like a  tractor trailer in the space of a  small garage.

Thinking back to the SSP, I had a large wheel mounted on the center of gravity and put casters on all four corners. Problem solved.

I had a complement from a tough union guy. He said I have been to 100 county fairs and I aint never seen nothing like that.

Posted by: sTevo at December 21, 2010 06:24 PM (VMcEw)

120 "I guess my biggest failure was not getting reelected," he said in an interview with Big Think, referring to the 1980 presidential election.

Reminds me of what Bill Buckner said when he was at the end of his career while playing for the KC Royals and he was pulled for a pinch hitter;

"It was the most embarrassing moment in my baseball career"

Posted by: kbdabear at December 21, 2010 06:25 PM (vdfwz)

121 @118 Iraq and Afghanistan. I saw/ heard of it in Iraq, heard from buddies who'd been to Afghan. Women are teh gross, you see-- 'men for pleasure, women for breeding'... No joke.

Posted by: Secundus at December 21, 2010 06:25 PM (CxcZu)

122 Well, that town in CA that made Erin Brockovitch a star

Lying worthless scumbag bitch.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 21, 2010 06:25 PM (Jx0x6)

123 Hi, kids!  Hi, ITC, long time, so lovely to see you!!

I had a crazy day and am always naturally on the verge of hysterical laughter, but as I was yakking on the phone and scanning the ONT post, this came pretty close to laying me out:

Carla Danley, a year-round African-American

As I find myself contemplating so frequently these days, how is it that this "journalist" has a job while so many smart, fabulous people do not?

Posted by: Peaches at December 21, 2010 06:26 PM (zxpIo)

124 @129 So I'm hearing, "it would have been ten times better".

Posted by: Secundus at December 21, 2010 06:27 PM (uohpS)

125 127 It would offend Muslims, of course.


Without trying to offend...non-Muslims....WTF does NOT offend Muslims these days???

(Insert offensive derogatory behavior/rules towards women/children/old people/etc here)

Posted by: NC Ref at December 21, 2010 06:27 PM (ISARR)

126 If Paul Verhoeven had written ROTJ, we'd have had co-ed Stormtroopers showering together on Jabba's party barge, the Saarlac would have sported a 4 foot tall clitoris, Chewie and Han would have double-teamed Leia in the forest of Endor.....and giant lesbian goose-stepping Nazi space centipedes would ambush and defeat both fleets during the big ending battle, enslaving all sentient life forms for eternity.

I'd watch that.

Posted by: alexthechick at December 21, 2010 06:28 PM (bQ5xy)

127 Reminds me of what Bill Buckner said when he was at the end of his career while playing for the KC Royals and he was pulled for a pinch hitter;

"It was the most embarrassing moment in my baseball career"

Really?....Really!

Posted by: 1986 Boston Red Sox at December 21, 2010 06:28 PM (Jx0x6)

128 "I guess my biggest failure was not getting reelected," he said in an interview with Big Think, referring to the 1980 presidential election.

I work for the guy who ran that campaign.  And I love him to death.  It was not his fault . . . the fail was all Jimmeh.

Posted by: Peaches at December 21, 2010 06:29 PM (zxpIo)

129 Aw man, it sucked.  I lost by less than a point last night.  Kratos and Gator got knocked out this weekend too.  Crazy weekend.  Already looking forward to next year.  With some tweaks in the format, we can make this league really good.  And we need to add some cash to the table!  You signed up for that NFL Playoff challenge?




My team didn't kick in until I was 1-9.  Then we got on a roll.  Next year will be better.  Now must get signed up for the playoff league....thanks for a non-business-related project to get done tonight!!!  Other than sampling some fine Valu-Rite, of course....

Posted by: NC Ref at December 21, 2010 06:29 PM (ISARR)

130 srsly, no one called out the $6,000,000 Man toys?  Maybe Star Wars had not yet eclipsed Col.Steve Austin (a man barely alive....we can rebuild him.....) or maybe Western Auto was behind the curve.

TheMissus™ had C-Diff in 2004.  It is a wicked evil bug.

g'evening, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 21, 2010 06:29 PM (jzOkH)

131 So a society full of underage gay rape victims is a psychotically dysfunctional shithole, huh? Funny how that works.

Oh, wait, I forgot - it's all about guns, germs and steel. They're just not as lucky as us.

Posted by: schizuki at December 21, 2010 06:30 PM (M+lbD)

132 Re: the Verhoeven thing. It's been awhile since I've hung out on ONT, so I figured I had to make a nice offering to the decadent ONT Gods to keep you bastards happy......

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 21, 2010 06:31 PM (9Lm5R)

133 I had a crazy day and am always naturally on the verge of hysterical laughter, but as I was yakking on the phone and scanning the ONT post, this came pretty close to laying me out:

Posted by: Peaches at December 21, 2010 10:26 PM

Hey Peaches, how are you holding up in the Great Los Angeles Flood of 2010? Or as Seattleites call it "normal weather"

Posted by: kbdabear at December 21, 2010 06:31 PM (vdfwz)

134

 a year-round African-American

I have been a cyclist for 20+ years...I have known 2 african-american cyclists. 

Both year-round! 

What a coincidence.

Posted by: garrett at December 21, 2010 06:31 PM (aJBUX)

135 For a cool 9.99, I could get the Fonzie's motorcycle! 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 21, 2010 06:31 PM (c0A3e)

136 How do you reconcile the buggering of young boys (and the bragging of same)with the punishment of stoning to death for the crime of homosexual behavior?   Exactly what constitutes homosexual behavior to a mooslim? 

Posted by: Steph at December 21, 2010 06:31 PM (kOSds)

137 @136: so they force women into burqas because they are too gross to be seen? Their women must all look like Eleanor Clift.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 21, 2010 06:32 PM (tJjm/)

138 #149 
Hey Peaches, how are you holding up in the Great Los Angeles Flood of 2010? Or as Seattleites call it "normal weather"

I call it the Wrath of God, coming forth to first cleanse the decadence from Cali, then Colorado, and then...the world! 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 21, 2010 06:32 PM (c0A3e)

139 Michelle Bachman is on Gretta, she is hot. I bet when she was in her 20's she was hot like fire.

Posted by: robtr at December 21, 2010 06:32 PM (hVDig)

140 70 I wish I were the rabbit.

Posted by: the afghani chicken at December 21, 2010 10:03 PM (2rOwc)


Me TOO!

Posted by: Afgan Dancing boy at December 21, 2010 06:33 PM (JpFM9)

141 Michele Bachmann is on Greta and she looks HOT

How can a woman look so hot on live TV and so dowdy and weird looking in her pictures?

Posted by: kbdabear at December 21, 2010 06:33 PM (vdfwz)

142 Exactly what constitutes homosexual behavior to a mooslim?

I bet it's all about who's catching. 

Posted by: Y-not at December 21, 2010 06:33 PM (IDL9N)

143 I have known 2 african-american cyclists.

What is an African-American?

Posted by: 1986 Boston Red Sox at December 21, 2010 06:34 PM (Jx0x6)

144 Sock bitch, die.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 21, 2010 06:34 PM (Jx0x6)

145 I believe that bicycling is covered by that site that parodies white liberals, Stuff White People Like

Posted by: kbdabear at December 21, 2010 06:34 PM (vdfwz)

146 @153 No, that just seems to be their attitude towards females. A lot of the women were gorgeous.

Posted by: Secundus at December 21, 2010 06:34 PM (uohpS)

147 Evening all!

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at December 21, 2010 06:35 PM (HjxoE)

148 So a society full of underage gay rape victims is a psychotically dysfunctional shithole, huh? You wanna see two Muslim men fight like cats and dogs? Toss a porn mag in a trash can where they can see it and stand back. Yes, I've actually seen that.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 21, 2010 06:35 PM (9Lm5R)

149 I already got mpfs hooked on it!

Posted by: CDR M at December 21, 2010 10:33 PM (5I8G0)




Well if MPFS is in, I have gotta call that bet and give it a try!!!

Posted by: NC Ref at December 21, 2010 06:35 PM (ISARR)

150 What is an African-American?
Posted by: 1986 Boston Red Sox Celtics at December 21, 2010 10:34 PM

FIFY

Posted by: kbdabear at December 21, 2010 06:36 PM (vdfwz)

151 Good evening, 2xBlessedMom!!!!

My mother might give herself the same handle .......

Posted by: NC Ref at December 21, 2010 06:36 PM (ISARR)

152 Well, I'm wiped out so I'd better turn in.  We had something like a foot of snow since Monday and I foolishly tried to shovel some of it instead of waiting for the landlord.  Ick. 

Good news was the hubby's Cherokee was able to go over the big piles of snow that the plow left in front of our driveway, so looks like that was the right decision.  My car hasn't left the carport in two days. 

Here's a little holiday spirit for you.

Night folks! 

ps.  Stay dry, Peaches and the rest of the California morons! 

Posted by: Y-not at December 21, 2010 06:37 PM (IDL9N)

153 @159 It's not gay if his voice hasn't cracked, would be my guess

Posted by: Secundus at December 21, 2010 06:37 PM (CxcZu)

154

Couch potato's rejoice.

The history of the television remote.

It was in June of 1956, that the practical television remote controller first entered the American home. However, as far back as 1893, a remote control for television was described by Nikola Tesla in U.S. Patent 613809. The Germans used remote control motorboats during WWI. In the late 1940's the first non-military uses for remote controls appeared for example, automatic garage door openers.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at December 21, 2010 06:37 PM (vBhu/)

155 168 - Is she equally blessed? I just finished playing Cranium with mine and watching White Christmas. Love that movie.

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at December 21, 2010 06:38 PM (HjxoE)

156 HOLLER (Alan Ginsberg had already taken "HOWL") http://www.practicalstate.com/?p=4165 Cheers

Posted by: Muckraker at December 21, 2010 06:38 PM (6K81O)

157 162 I believe that bicycling is covered by that site that parodies white liberals, Stuff White People Like

Yes. See #74 (message, I mean; it's #67 on the SWPL site). Worth clicking through; it's a funny piece.

Posted by: Splunge at December 21, 2010 06:38 PM (9uwvY)

158 "113 I don't like Habitat for Humanity just because Carter has or had something to with it." Firstly, when the cameras went away, I'm sure Carter wandered off, too. Nextly, Carter is the second biggest fuckup in the world, and likely wouldn't know which end of the nail goes in first, so I don't think he could do that much damage. Lastly, I agree: I don't care how good the cause is, if they enlist the 2nd biggest fuckup in the world as their front guy, they're dead to me, forever.

Posted by: cali grump at December 21, 2010 06:38 PM (hL0k8)

159 Yes. See #74 (message, I mean; it's #67 on the SWPL site). Worth clicking through; it's a funny piece.

Crap. #61 on the SWPL site. Oh, for an Edit button.

Posted by: Splunge at December 21, 2010 06:39 PM (9uwvY)

160 169 - Now that's a movie I would love. 2 of my favorite things.

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at December 21, 2010 06:39 PM (HjxoE)

161 176 "113 I don't like Habitat for Humanity just because Carter has or had something to with it."

Firstly, when the cameras went away, I'm sure Carter wandered off, too.

I sure hope so. Imagine living in a house that Carter helped build. I'd rather be homeless.

Posted by: Splunge at December 21, 2010 06:40 PM (9uwvY)

162 179 Speaking of White Christmas, might get that Christmas Night here in Norfolk, VA.

Might get there here in Central PA, Christmas Eve too.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 21, 2010 06:41 PM (c0A3e)

163 Could you imagine ROTJ under the direction of Quentin Taratino? Meesa gonna get medieval on yousa ass!

Posted by: Marcellus Binks at December 21, 2010 06:41 PM (9Lm5R)

164 For a cool 9.99, I could get the Fonzie's motorcycle! 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 21, 2010 10:31 PM (c0A3e

And it has training wheels which would be very beneficial in your case.

Posted by: Ronster at December 21, 2010 06:41 PM (9q4PA)

165 Now that's a movie I would love. 2 of my favorite things.

Ewok, motherfucker, do you eat it!

Posted by: alexthechick at December 21, 2010 06:41 PM (bQ5xy)

166 Oh, wait, I forgot--it's all about guns, germs and steel.
I didn't read the book, but I could only last through about 25 minutes of the documentary version. Finding faults in logic and in reporting wasn't difficult with it.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 21, 2010 06:41 PM (2rOwc)

167 179 - That would be great. My hubby is from Mass. and says when it snowed Christmas morning, those were the best mornings.

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at December 21, 2010 06:41 PM (HjxoE)

168 ""Biking is a Snotty, Holier than thou Cockholster thing.""


Funny shit.

If they are going to force me to wear a helmet, its gonna be on a Harley.

Posted by: Berserker at December 21, 2010 06:42 PM (gWHrG)

169 120 I can't wait to see Sucker Punch.

Oooh. Looks good. What was the pitch, I wonder. "Girl, Interrupted, crossed with 300"? I'm there.

Posted by: Splunge at December 21, 2010 06:42 PM (9uwvY)

170 What is an African-American?
Posted by: 1986 Boston Red Sox Celtics at December 21, 2010 10:34 PM

FIFY

Posted by: kbdabear at December 21, 2010 10:36 PM (vdfwz)


That is awesome! I can still name the starters on that '86 team that beat the Rockets in the finals. Only Dennis Johnson and Robert Parrish were the black starters, everyone else including the guys off the bench were white.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 21, 2010 06:42 PM (Jx0x6)

171 @169: Leia in a kimono!

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 21, 2010 06:42 PM (tJjm/)

172 184 - Don't get cocky, motherfukcer! Let's not start sucking each other's sabers, just yet.

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at December 21, 2010 06:43 PM (HjxoE)

173 192 184 - Don't get cocky, motherfukcer!

Let's not start sucking each other's sabers, just yet.

Um, ouch...

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 21, 2010 06:44 PM (c0A3e)

174 If Paul Verhoeven had written ROTJ, we'd have had co-ed Stormtroopers showering together on Jabba's party barge, the Saarlac would have sported a 4 foot tall clitoris, Chewie and Han would have double-teamed Leia in the forest of Endor.....and giant lesbian goose-stepping Nazi space centipedes would ambush and defeat both fleets during the big ending battle, enslaving all sentient life forms for eternity.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 21, 2010 10:22 PM (9Lm5R)

So you're as bitter about Starship Troopers as I am, right?

Posted by: joncelli at December 21, 2010 06:45 PM (MLQL2)

175 I bet it's all about who's catching. 

Posted by: Y-not at December 21, 2010 10:33 PM (IDL9N)

Yeah, but if they actually followed through on the punishment wouldn't they eventually run out of young boys?   I mean, they're actually keeping evidence on their cell phones, and bragging about it.

These are the kind of  people we've spent 9 damn years trying to keep from being collateral damage in a war?    We really should change the ROE, and kill every one that proudly shows off that shit.    Maybe that would actually do some good in winning hearts & minds.   Of the young boys, at least. 

Posted by: Steph at December 21, 2010 06:45 PM (kOSds)

176 #195 Would you like to know more?

Posted by: Secundus at December 21, 2010 06:46 PM (CxcZu)

177 Nextly, Carter is the second biggest fuckup in the world, and likely wouldn't know which end of the nail goes in first, so I don't think he could do that much damage. Believe me, granting him permission to resign his commission when his pop died was a tough decision. *snort*

Posted by: Zombie Hyman Rickover at December 21, 2010 06:47 PM (9Lm5R)

178 John McClane - "Mc" means "son of." J son of C, or JC, son of. He arrives by airplane (heavens), he is abused by the authorities who don't believe he is who he says he is, his crown of thorns is feet full of broken glass.

His enemy is Hans Gruber. Gruber, "one who digs in the earth." Hans, "God is gracious." God graciously does not kill Satan but sends him below-Earth.

McClane puts a Santa hat on the first dead terrorist, sends him down the elevator (chimney) with the note, "Now I have a machinegun, ho-ho-ho." Echoes of Ralphie's Red Ryder BB gun.

McClane's wife is Holly Gennaro. Holly (Christmas) + Gennaro (variation of Janus, i.e., January).

Christian, secular and pagan symbology, respectively.

Plus about a billion other things that should sufficiently convince my wife that Die Hard is a Christmas movie, but don't.

 

 

Posted by: schizuki at December 21, 2010 06:49 PM (M+lbD)

179 #199  Plus about a billion other things that should sufficiently convince my wife that Die Hard is a Christmas movie, but don't.

And what other movie has "Let It Snow" as the credits music? 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 21, 2010 06:51 PM (c0A3e)

180

Ever tried to ride a bike home from the store with a Watermelon? 

There's your answer.

Posted by: Dan Rather at December 21, 2010 06:51 PM (aJBUX)

181 But ehen Afghans come here, Luberals ooh and ahh about their "culture" and lecture the rest of us not to dare presume 3,000 years of Western Civilization is more elevated than a band of child sodomizers that don't even know how to screw a woman! Why do white people do this to themselves? No, seriously. I can't imagine Japs or Chinese or Koreans EVER being so self-loathing. Nor Latin Americans, nor Africans. No one... Except whites. It's really odd.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 21, 2010 06:52 PM (tJjm/)

182 Plus about a billion other things that should sufficiently convince my wife that Die Hard is a Christmas movie, but don't.

Die Hard is not just a Christmas movie, it's the best Christmas movie. 

Posted by: alexthechick at December 21, 2010 06:52 PM (bQ5xy)

183 So you're as bitter about Starship Troopers as I am, right? Not really, I just thought the movie kind of sucked. I didn't have the emotional investment in the story because I'd never read it. Besides, I got a good laugh out of the SoCal libtard audience in the theater that night. Lots of sanctimonious tittering with the fascist stuff at the beginning.....but they were cheering when the brain bug was captured. At least, until they realized that they were cheering for the frickin' Nazis. Embarrassed, furtive glances at each other as they left the theater. Priceless. But ya gotta admit, the CGI arachnids were fuckin' awesome.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 21, 2010 06:52 PM (9Lm5R)

184 Schizuki:  That's almost loopy enough to get a Ph.D. in Film Criticism. Throw in some deconstructionist jargon and an offhand reference to "phallocentrism" and you're on the track to tenure!

Posted by: Trimegistus at December 21, 2010 06:52 PM (FV+5B)

185 I'm headed to a little town just NE of NAS Patuxent for another White Christmas, I hope.  We got to midnight mass at a little church that's been around since like 1619 or so.  SE MD.  Not so liberal a haven as folks might expect.  And I'm hoping for a White Christmas.  Just snow, not racist, seriously.......

Posted by: NC Ref at December 21, 2010 06:53 PM (ISARR)

186 By the way, folks:  hydrogen bomb in orbit. Code name "Starfish Prime."

They were shooting at Starro the Conquerer. Duh.

Posted by: Trimegistus at December 21, 2010 06:54 PM (FV+5B)

187 Pssst. Wife's drunk, should I or should I not?

Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 21, 2010 06:56 PM (Jx0x6)

188 The U.S. army medic also told members of the research unit that she and her colleagues had to explain to a local man how to get his wife pregnant. The report said: "When it was explained to him what was necessary, he reacted with disgust and asked, 'How could one feel desire to be with a woman, who God has made unclean, when one could be with a man, who is clean? Surely this must be wrong.'"

Yeah, nothing cleaner than a man's ass.

Posted by: Rocks at December 21, 2010 06:56 PM (WxagK)

189

Me to. I think it may be that live streaming eclipse thing on the main page sidebar.

Posted by: lowandslow at December 21, 2010 10:53 PM (GZitp

Glad it's not just me. I was thinking more nefarious reasons.

Posted by: Ronster at December 21, 2010 06:58 PM (9q4PA)

190 Oh goody, more funemployment bennies. Free Yoga! http://tinyurl.com/28tq7m9

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 21, 2010 06:58 PM (9Lm5R)

191 Die Hard is not just a Christmas movie, it's the best Christmas movie.  Posted by: alexthechick at December 21, 2010 10:52 PM (bQ5xy) I want to have your baby!

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 21, 2010 06:58 PM (tJjm/)

192 Throw in some deconstructionist jargon and an offhand reference to "phallocentrism" and you're on the track to tenure!

---------------------

You refer, of course, to Nakatomi (Knock It To Me?) Plaza Tower.

Posted by: schizuki at December 21, 2010 06:58 PM (M+lbD)

193 Pssst. Wife's drunk, should I or should I not?

------------------

If you don't, you're dead to me.

Posted by: schizuki at December 21, 2010 06:59 PM (M+lbD)

194 Wife's drunk, should I or should I not? Go for it. Wait, is she passed out?

Posted by: Morons need details at December 21, 2010 07:00 PM (SwkdU)

195 For Lucas, it was symbolic of the Vietman War.

Primitive Ewoks = Technologically backward Viet Cong

Imperial Troops = High Technology American War Machine

Just as the heart and determination and righteousness of the Ewoks defeated the Empire, the Cong defeated the American forces.

I guess for Lucas, Yoda = Ho Chi Minh, too.

Oh well...in the end, it all worked out OK. America defeated the Communists and Lucas made Parts 4, 5 and 6. Game over, Asshat!

Posted by: Charles Johnson's Johnson at December 21, 2010 07:00 PM (kcLcX)

196 I love Die Hard! Watch it at least twice during the season and save it specifically for Christmas. Hans one of the best baddies ever.

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at December 21, 2010 07:00 PM (HjxoE)

197 209 - Should! Treat yourself.

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at December 21, 2010 07:01 PM (HjxoE)

198 Wait, is she passed out?

Not yet, but she's doing some weird stretching exercises. Yeah, I'm going to hit it.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 21, 2010 07:01 PM (Jx0x6)

199 Skyscrapers, guns, light antitank weapons -- anything longer than it is wide is a phallic symbol, and probably indicates suppressed homosexuality. That's about 99% of modern film and art analysis right there.

Posted by: Trimegistus at December 21, 2010 07:01 PM (FV+5B)

200 I want to have your baby!

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 21, 2010 10:58 PM (tJjm/)

Please put that on u-tube.

Posted by: Ronster at December 21, 2010 07:02 PM (9q4PA)

201

Yeah, nothing cleaner than a man's ass.

No shit.

Posted by: Ronster at December 21, 2010 07:03 PM (9q4PA)

202 Yeah, I'm going to hit it. Tell her I said, "Yipee-kay-o, Motherfucker!"

Posted by: John McClane at December 21, 2010 07:03 PM (SwkdU)

203 Hey Peaches, how are you holding up in the Great Los Angeles Flood of 2010? Or as Seattleites call it "normal weather"

Posted by: kbdabear at December 21, 2010 10:31 PM (vdfwz)

ps.  Stay dry, Peaches and the rest of the California morons! 

Posted by: Y-not at December 21, 2010 10:37 PM (IDL9N)

Hi, guys!!  'Night, Y-not!

Can I just point out that, um, it's a little rain.  It's not the fuckin' apocalypse!!!  Yes, there are unfortunate folks who have been made to leave their homes that they purchased knowing full well the uncertainties involved.  You'll all be happy to know that no poor people, welfare recipients or illegal aliens have been affected by this tragedy.  {I was almost laughing to hard to finish that sentence}

Posted by: Peaches at December 21, 2010 07:03 PM (zxpIo)

204 Die Hard is not just a Christmas movie, it's the best Christmas movie. 
Posted by: alexthechick at December 21, 2010 10:52 PM

NOTTAFINGAH !!!!

Posted by: Mr Parker at December 21, 2010 07:04 PM (vdfwz)

205 Oh goody, more funemployment bennies.

Free Yoga!

What a fuckin' crock.  I was funemployed for almost 2 years and you know what would have made a difference in my life?  Free beer. 

Posted by: Peaches at December 21, 2010 07:05 PM (zxpIo)

206 #218  Hans one of the best baddies ever.

One of Alan Rickman's finest roles, and his best moment in acting was when he fell out the window,

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 21, 2010 07:05 PM (c0A3e)

207 226 - I triple dog dare you!

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at December 21, 2010 07:06 PM (HjxoE)

208 fucking cocksuckers stealing Salvation Army money kettels

Posted by: The Dude at December 21, 2010 07:06 PM (Ig1Wo)

209 Die Hard....and the Die Harder Family...is one of the better Christmas/good-guy movies around.  And Mr. Willis is apparently kinda a little bit maybe not so liberal as the rest of his screen-folks or so I've heard?

Posted by: NC Ref at December 21, 2010 07:06 PM (ISARR)

210 216 "Wife's drunk, should I or should I not?" Go for it. Wait, is she passed out? Posted by: Morons need details at December 21, 2010 11:00 PM (SwkdU) Are you kidding? It's hard to tell even when she's sober.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 21, 2010 07:06 PM (tJjm/)

211 228 - Ghost of Sparta, you know the story about how they got him to actually looked scared?

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at December 21, 2010 07:07 PM (HjxoE)

212 Oh god, I hope that's not a hostage.

Posted by: Deputy Commissioner Dwayne T. Robinson at December 21, 2010 07:08 PM (uohpS)

213 ""NOTTAFINGAH !!!!""



....the old man stood quivering with fury, stammering as he tried to come up with a real crusher.


that movie fucking rocks

Posted by: Berserker at December 21, 2010 07:08 PM (gWHrG)

214 With all apologies to Louisiana, we (Kansas) just gave Hawker-Beechcraft 40 million to stay in Kansas. Maybe if we lowered our corporate taxes in the first place, they would have not considered Louisiana.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 21, 2010 07:08 PM (Jx0x6)

215 Are you kidding? It's hard to tell even when she's sober. Should we chip in and get you a bottle of chloroform for Christmas?

Posted by: fluffy at December 21, 2010 07:08 PM (SwkdU)

216 233 228 - Ghost of Sparta, you know the story about how they got him to actually looked scared?

No.  Please tell. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 21, 2010 07:09 PM (c0A3e)

217 Are you kidding? It's hard to tell even when she's sober.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 21, 2010 11:06 PM (tJjm/)


She's Cherokee, what did you expect.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 21, 2010 07:10 PM (Jx0x6)

218 238 - During rehearsals he was being dropped by the stunt coordinator from whatever height it was when the coordinator would count to 3. Drop on three, every time they did it. Film day, dropped him on 2. Tricky, that one.

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at December 21, 2010 07:10 PM (HjxoE)

219 Hans one of the best baddies ever.

I love Kevin Smith talking about being on the phone with Alan Rickman pitching him Dogma and all he could think is holy shit I'm talking to Hans Fucking Gruber!

Posted by: alexthechick at December 21, 2010 07:11 PM (bQ5xy)

220 239 - Hey I'm part CHerokee. And Spanish and Cajun. Yeah, I'm a handful. My poor hubby.

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at December 21, 2010 07:11 PM (HjxoE)

221 241 - I read that, that was funny. I liked Dogma.

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at December 21, 2010 07:12 PM (HjxoE)

222 The "That Guy" discussing in Live Free or Die Hard is one of the best summations of America that I've seen.

Posted by: alexthechick at December 21, 2010 07:13 PM (bQ5xy)

223 For my money, some of Rickman's best work was in Galaxy Quest. "By Grabthar's hammer... What a savings."

Posted by: Deputy Commissioner Dwayne T. Robinson at December 21, 2010 07:13 PM (CxcZu)

224 Throw in some deconstructionist jargon and an offhand reference to "phallocentrism" and you're on the track to tenure!

I actually had a discussion with a feminist professor along these lines.

I could not get her to understand that missiles are designed to be aerodynamic - not to look like a big penis.


Posted by: 18-1 at December 21, 2010 07:14 PM (bgcml)

225 Should we chip in and get you a bottle of chloroform for Christmas?

Posted by: fluffy at December 21, 2010 11:08 PM (SwkdU)

oh, snap, good one, fluffy!  lmao

Posted by: Peaches at December 21, 2010 07:14 PM (zxpIo)

226 @237: no, thanks! She gets by using a rolled up towel to clench with her teeth, a sleep mask over her eyes, and an iPod with the volume set real high.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 21, 2010 07:14 PM (tJjm/)

227 Posted by: twiceblessedmom at December 21, 2010 11:11 PM (HjxoE)

After I wrote that I almost got slapped, but she is a proud handful.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 21, 2010 07:15 PM (Jx0x6)

228 244 The "That Guy" discussing in Live Free or Die Hard is one of the best summations of America that I've seen.

Justin Long did not belong in that movie.  Although we were lucky that Shia "The Beef" Laboufer didn't have Long's role. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 21, 2010 07:15 PM (c0A3e)

229 For my money, some of Rickman's best work was in Galaxy Quest.

Its interesting that at the time I didn't realize he was the same guy as the villain from Robin Hood or Die Hard.

I guess that shows he can actually act.


Posted by: 18-1 at December 21, 2010 07:16 PM (bgcml)

230 For my money, some of Rickman's best work was in Galaxy Quest.

God, I love that movie.  Best part is how Sigourney Weaver's costume keeps getting ripped open more and more. 

Posted by: alexthechick at December 21, 2010 07:16 PM (bQ5xy)

231

She's Cherokee, what did you expect.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 21, 2010 11:10 PM (Jx0x6)

So she owns a 7-11?

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 21, 2010 07:16 PM (bgcml)

232 249 - Hee hee. Did she read you for filth. The handful one's usually are. Hold onto her. Good matches are hard to find. I'm lucky, I just renewed my vows with my best friend of 15 years. Good stuff.

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at December 21, 2010 07:17 PM (HjxoE)

233 Posted by: twiceblessedmom at December 21, 2010 11:10 PM (HjxoE) Rickman always gave me this vibe like he's a real prick with the film crew. Which would make that story even cooler.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 21, 2010 07:18 PM (9Lm5R)

234 Best part is how Sigourney Weaver's costume keeps getting ripped open more and more.

Quite impressed with Sigourney in that movie. Almost bunk-worthy.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 21, 2010 07:19 PM (Jx0x6)

235 255 - Maybe it was a little revenge. That would be sweet, huh.

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at December 21, 2010 07:19 PM (HjxoE)

236 No one can make a word just drip like Alan Rickman.

Posted by: schizuki at December 21, 2010 07:19 PM (M+lbD)

237

So she owns a 7-11?

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 21, 2010 11:16 PM (bgcml)

Jeez, Joe, that's dot, not feather. 

Posted by: Peaches at December 21, 2010 07:19 PM (zxpIo)

238 'How could one feel desire to be with a woman, who God has made unclean, when one could be with a man, who is clean? Surely this must be wrong.'"

Congrats Islam, you've managed to overcome mankind's second most important instinct.


Posted by: 18-1 at December 21, 2010 07:19 PM (bgcml)

239 Wife's drunk, should I or should I not?

Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 21, 2010 10:56 PM (Jx0x6)

Is the wife's drunk hot? Or at least a woman?

Posted by: Mr Literal Moron at December 21, 2010 07:20 PM (bgcml)

240 I'm going to go finish wrapping and watch Scrooged. Hubby is in Bogota. I'll be back later to annoy you guys. And no, that's not a threat.

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at December 21, 2010 07:20 PM (HjxoE)

241
At least, until they realized that they were cheering for the frickin' Nazis.

We've made peace with that now. And goosestepping is the new strippercize anyway...

Posted by: Some Liberal at December 21, 2010 07:22 PM (bgcml)

242 Or at least a woman?

Yes, she does have a vagina. Last time I checked.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 21, 2010 07:22 PM (Jx0x6)

243 Quite impressed with Sigourney in that movie. Almost bunk-worthy.

--------------------

"Almost""? Goddamn, that flexy drunk wife of yours must be hella hot.

Posted by: schizuki at December 21, 2010 07:23 PM (M+lbD)

244 Hey ont, dumb question, but when a state loses a seat in the congress, how does that work? Who loses their seat?

Posted by: lou at December 21, 2010 07:23 PM (46PiX)

245 Hubby is in Bogota.

Hey Twiceblessedmom, have him bring me back a kee of Columbian pure white powder. He'll know what I'm talking about. LOL.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 21, 2010 07:24 PM (Jx0x6)

246 I'm gonna raise a glass (okay, technically it's a can) to the morons who have moved on, hopefully, to a better place -- mystry and pelayo (forgive me if I've missed anyone) -- and also to those who've had their asses booted out (you know who you are and I miss you, head injury while hanging the '09 Christmas lights dude).  It's been a helluva year and I am grateful for the opportunity to conviviate with every last one of you!  God bless us all.

Posted by: Peaches at December 21, 2010 07:24 PM (zxpIo)

247 261 Wife's drunk, should I or should I not? Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 21, 2010 10:56 PM (Jx0x6) Really depends. Who's wife is she?

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 21, 2010 07:25 PM (tJjm/)

248 @263 Arrrgh, puts me in mind of one of his lesser efforts... Showgirls. NC-17, full frontal female nudity, and I wound up turning it off halfway through.

Posted by: Secundus at December 21, 2010 07:25 PM (uohpS)

249

Oh good googely.   The Huckster gets asked who he sides with on the food czar bill and he thinks Moochelle is the shiznit.

You've gotta hear this shit.

 http://tiny.cc/em2br

Eaten any squirrel lately, Huck?

 

Posted by: Steph at December 21, 2010 07:25 PM (kOSds)

250 266 Hey ont, dumb question, but when a state loses a seat in the congress, how does that work? Who loses their seat?

That depends on who does the redistricting, which is the responsibility of the state legislatures.  Which the Republicans picked up a lot of in November.

Hopefully, we can parlay this to our political advantage. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 21, 2010 07:25 PM (c0A3e)

251 Hey ont, dumb question, but when a state loses a seat in the congress, how does that work? Who loses their seat?

-----------------

Whoever moves his feet.


Posted by: schizuki at December 21, 2010 07:27 PM (M+lbD)

252 Posted by: Peaches at December 21, 2010 11:24 PM (zxpIo)

That was nice, but didn't know about Pelayo. Will tip a glass to him.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 21, 2010 07:27 PM (Jx0x6)

253 267 - Will do

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at December 21, 2010 07:27 PM (HjxoE)

254 Hey ont, dumb question, but when a state loses a seat in the congress, how does that work? Who loses their seat? Just make sure that they pull seats from each side of the Congressional chamber. Wouldn't want the furniture to go sliding out the wall when the floor tips over.

Posted by: Hank Johnson at December 21, 2010 07:28 PM (9Lm5R)

255 272 266 Hey ont, dumb question, but when a state loses a seat in the congress, how does that work? Who loses their seat?

That depends on who does the redistricting, which is the responsibility of the state legislatures.  Which the Republicans picked up a lot of in November.

Hopefully, we can parlay this to our political advantage. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 21, 2010 11:25 PM (c0A3e)

Thanks Kratos, thats what hubby and I thought. Unfortunately, NV picked up a seat and our legislature is dem. What else do you expect from a state with 14% unemployment that gave harry reid his fn job back.

Posted by: lou at December 21, 2010 07:29 PM (46PiX)

256 I can't wait to see Sucker Punch.

Interesting tagline - "Reality is a Prison" - rather meshes with where the left has been going philosophically for the last couple of decades - since the fall of the Soviet Union.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 21, 2010 07:30 PM (bgcml)

257 Poop transplants? Is that like a gay threesome?

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 21, 2010 07:32 PM (tJjm/)

258 Poop transplants?

Is that like a gay threesome?

Only in Germany.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 21, 2010 07:32 PM (Jx0x6)

259

She's Cherokee

Ever eat Crow?

Posted by: garrett at December 21, 2010 07:33 PM (aJBUX)

260 Ever eat Crow?

No, but did eat Sioux once.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 21, 2010 07:35 PM (Jx0x6)

261 That depends on who does the redistricting, which is the responsibility of the state legislatures.  Which the Republicans picked up a lot of in November.

Hopefully, we can parlay this to our political advantage.  the Republicans won't piss away that advantage by "reaching across the aisle in the spirit of bipartisanship"

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 21, 2010 11:25 PM

FIFY

Posted by: kbdabear at December 21, 2010 07:35 PM (vdfwz)

262

Is that like a gay threesome?

GWAR owns the rights to that treatment methodology. 

 See the Lyrics to 'Rock and Roll Never Felt So Good'.

Posted by: garrett at December 21, 2010 07:36 PM (aJBUX)

263 282 Ever eat Crow?

No, but did eat Sioux once.
Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 21, 2010 11:35 PM

Yes

Posted by: Lance Armstrong at December 21, 2010 07:36 PM (vdfwz)

264 No, but did eat Sioux once. That was you ??

Posted by: a boy named Sioux at December 21, 2010 07:36 PM (SwkdU)

265

Yes

Posted by: Lance Armstrong at December 21, 2010 11:36 PM (vdfwz)

Really. 

 Even with that whole 'One-Sheet' thing?  

Posted by: garrett at December 21, 2010 07:39 PM (aJBUX)

266

 Even with that whole 'One-Sheet' thing?  

Posted by: garrett at December 21, 2010 11:39 PM (aJBUX)

I'm down with the one sheet wearing thing my white n...uh...people.

Posted by: Sen Robert Byrd at December 21, 2010 07:40 PM (bgcml)

267 @285: problem with eating Chinese is, an hour later you're up to doing it again.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 21, 2010 07:41 PM (tJjm/)

268 hi all

Posted by: chemjeff at December 21, 2010 07:42 PM (PaSAU)

269

Yes

Posted by: Lance Armstrong at December 21, 2010 11:36 PM (vdfwz)

Really. 

 Even with that whole 'One-Sheet' thing?  

Posted by: garrett at December 21, 2010 11:39 PM (aJBUX)


Hey Lance, did you at least make sure she washed her ass first?

Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 21, 2010 07:43 PM (Jx0x6)

270 'sup, cj?

Posted by: Peaches at December 21, 2010 07:43 PM (zxpIo)

271 Try listening to me. It feels so good.

Posted by: Chuck Mangione & Herr Morgenholz at December 21, 2010 07:43 PM (LwLqV)

272 Herr!!  Wow, long time, kemosabe.  How've you been? 

Posted by: Peaches at December 21, 2010 07:45 PM (zxpIo)

273 Okay, you all need to wake the hell up.

http://tinyurl.com/2aqu64p

Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 21, 2010 07:48 PM (Jx0x6)

274 problem with eating Chinese is, an hour later you're up to doing it again. Posted by: CoolCzech at December 21, 2010 11:41 PM

Deck the harrs with bows of horry, fa ra ra ra ra

Posted by: kbdabear at December 21, 2010 07:48 PM (vdfwz)

275 Evening Herr,  Where ya been?

Posted by: Ohio Dan at December 21, 2010 07:49 PM (vBhu/)

276 While I find it morally repugnant, the pragmatic and manipulative bastard part of me says that you won't be able to get rid of the Afghani tradition of buggering little boys, so we should use it to our advantage.

Have an Imam declare that it's permissible, but only under specialized conditions.  Set the age of consent at 15, and try to create a system where they are trained, almost like geisha, in entertaining, complete with a whole host of ritualized activities.  Then, have them under the care of a female who manages them and looks after their well being.  This would pull the power away from the Afghan men, who would become customers, give Afghan women a way to increase their status, especially in conservative areas, allow the government some amount of monitoring, if for no other reason than health concerns, and would create an incentive for Afghans to support the current government over the Taliban.

Posted by: Alex at December 21, 2010 07:50 PM (yY28H)

277

Audio blips:  I think they're from the "America's Most Important" ad in the left sidebar.  I clicked on it by mistake yesterday, and it tried to hijack my browser.

The Ustream vid in the sidebar is not the source, first and foremost because you have to click on it to get it to do something in the first place.

Posted by: rdbrewer at December 21, 2010 07:50 PM (xwDJv)

278 damn game keeps crashing on me. That being said, what i've played of Lara Croft and The Guardian of Light has been quite fun

Posted by: The Dude at December 21, 2010 07:52 PM (Ig1Wo)

279 ZOMG. I need a Fonzie Figure.

Zombie Fonz isn't doing it for me.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at December 21, 2010 07:54 PM (4ucxv)

280

OK, now I feel bad. Sock off.

I was thinking of Herr though.  I do miss him.  Damn it.  And I really was listening to Chuck Mangione, that is a great tune. Feels so good. Queque it up on you tube and then don't be mad at me.

Posted by: Chuck Mangione & Herr Morgenholz at December 21, 2010 07:54 PM (LwLqV)

281 it was a good chance to show the aliens that we were totally willing to nuke things from orbit

It's the only way to be sure.

Posted by: Dodd at December 21, 2010 07:58 PM (AvEwP)

282 296 problem with eating Chinese is, an hour later you're up to doing it again. Posted by: CoolCzech at December 21, 2010 11:41 PM

You must be very popular with the Chinese ladies, IYKWIM.

Posted by: In Exile at December 21, 2010 07:59 PM (5HVYj)

283 299

Audio blips:  I think they're from the "America's Most Important" ad in the left sidebar.  I clicked on it by mistake yesterday, and it tried to hijack my browser.

The Ustream vid in the sidebar is not the source, first and foremost because you have to click on it to get it to do something in the first place.

Posted by: rdbrewer at December 21, 2010 11:50 PM (xwDJv)



I don't think so - I posted on the Headline Thread earlier today that it was the eclipse vid. I never see the ads on this (or any) site. When I blocked the vid through Adblock Plus the voices went away. At least the ones from the speakers...

Posted by: goozer at December 21, 2010 08:01 PM (F1aIq)

284 Okay, I'm tired. No way in hell I can stay up for the evil number. Godzilla says good night, morons. http://tinyurl.com/2emt8uu

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 21, 2010 08:01 PM (9Lm5R)

285 SiM, where do the sheep fit in all of that?

Posted by: Editor at December 21, 2010 08:05 PM (YX6i/)

286 308 SiM, where do the sheep fit in all of that?

A man can have sex with animals such as sheep, cows, camels and so on.  However, he should kill the animal after he has his orgasm.  He should not sell the meat to the people in his own village, but selling the meat to a neighbouring village is reasonable. 

Posted by: Ayatollah Khomeini at December 21, 2010 08:08 PM (c0A3e)

287 "Is that the Afghan Pashtun men won't stop fucking each other and little boys"
----
They are in love and plan on marrying in Iowa - why do you H8?

Posted by: CristFan at December 21, 2010 08:08 PM (nPTFP)

288 And I really was listening to Chuck Mangione, that is a great tune. Feels so good. Queque it up on you tube and then don't be mad at me. ...........................Yes it is, although the wah wah rythm guitar in some parts makes it hard not to start singing ♪on the looooooove boooooaaaaaaat♪.

Posted by: martha stewarts left nipple at December 21, 2010 08:08 PM (HKVGZ)

289 Kratos, how do you know so much about Iranian decadence?

Posted by: Editor at December 21, 2010 08:11 PM (YX6i/)

Posted by: garrett at December 21, 2010 08:11 PM (aJBUX)

291 @302 - wait, something happened to Herr Morgenholtz?

Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at December 21, 2010 08:13 PM (tDM6j)

292 313 Kratos, how do you know so much about Iranian decadence?

You must know your enemy to defeat it, Editor. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 21, 2010 08:14 PM (c0A3e)

293 Hey, SiM, I'm not a follower of the retard Mohammad or his fake bullshit of a book the Koran, so, it doesn't apply to me.  I'm not interested in scabies dick.

Bah bah bah bah bah
Bah bah bah bah bah bah bah
Bah bah bah bah bah

Posted by: Editor at December 21, 2010 08:14 PM (YX6i/)

294 Oh c'mon, this is the ultimate wah wah song

Posted by: martha stewarts left nipple at December 21, 2010 08:14 PM (wgkZv)

295 Herr is fine, as far as I know. I just was being stupid and mentioning his name. 

Posted by: Chuck Mangione & Herr Morgenholz at December 21, 2010 08:15 PM (LwLqV)

296 something happened to Herr Morgenholtz? I've transported him to the 70s. I can transport him back for one million dollars!!

Posted by: Dr Evil at December 21, 2010 08:16 PM (SwkdU)

297

Nobody was measuring dicks... 

All Wah-Wah is good Wah-Wah.

 

Posted by: garrett at December 21, 2010 08:16 PM (aJBUX)

298 Herr is probably busy since he knocked up Frau, iirc.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 21, 2010 08:17 PM (YxBuk)

299

Herr, if you can herr me, we herr at AOSHQ would really appreciate herring from you firing on all morgenholz, ya herr me?

Posted by: Chuck Mangione & Herr Morgenholz at December 21, 2010 08:17 PM (LwLqV)

300 Posted by: Chuck Mangione & Herr Morgenholz Wait, who are you, then?

Posted by: Austin Powers at December 21, 2010 08:18 PM (SwkdU)

301

Seredipidity, the Herr play drew out Rum.

Nice.  Hiya Rum.

Posted by: Chuck Mangione & Herr Morgenholz at December 21, 2010 08:18 PM (LwLqV)

302 324

Herr, if you can herr me, we herr at AOSHQ would really appreciate herring from you firing on all morgenholz, ya herr me?

Doesn't he spend whatever time he has posting on The Hostages these days? 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 21, 2010 08:18 PM (c0A3e)

303 Therefore i win the wah wah video contest.

Posted by: martha stewarts left nipple at December 21, 2010 08:20 PM (aemFw)

304 We have made contact, Herr's eating chinese and watching the Rockford files.  Says Angel seems different in HD.

Posted by: Chuck Mangione & Herr Morgenholz at December 21, 2010 08:23 PM (LwLqV)

305 <<<<<< my fave smiley, i always imagine he has that look because he just farted loudly at an elegant dinner party.

Posted by: martha stewarts left nipple at December 21, 2010 08:23 PM (HKVGZ)

306 Poop transplants?  "Activia's better than ever!"

Posted by: comatus at December 21, 2010 08:24 PM (hrwMe)

307

330 Bah bah bah bah bah
Bah bah bah bah bah bah bah
Bah bah bah bah bah..

A young man is walking through a small village one day and decides to stop by a bar and have a beer. He walks into a bar, and sees a grizzled old man, crying into his beer. Curious, the young man sits down and says, "Hey old timer, why the long face?"

< You had me at Long Face.

Posted by: Senator Kerry at December 21, 2010 08:25 PM (LwLqV)

308 332 Poop transplants?  "Activia's better than ever!"

Good point.  However, I don't think using oral probiotics changes the intestinal flora fast enough to help with this particular intestinal bug. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 21, 2010 08:26 PM (c0A3e)

309 Hello, peeps. Pilates is still kicking my ass. But I got a jump start on the new year's resolution!

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 21, 2010 08:26 PM (YxBuk)

310

< You had me at Long Face.

Posted by: Senator Kerry at December 22, 2010 12:25 AM (LwLqV)


Fucking two-timer!

Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 21, 2010 08:28 PM (Jx0x6)

311 Pilates is still kicking my ass. But I got a jump start on the new year's resolution!

Congrats, .  Keep it up.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 21, 2010 08:28 PM (c0A3e)

312 336

Posted by Sarah Jessica Parker, pardon my drunken fingers.

Posted by: Sarah Jessica Parker at December 21, 2010 08:29 PM (Jx0x6)

313 After I was conceived at the Selma March I saw this American Military Industrial Complex Muscle Flexing in Hawaii.


Posted by: Toonces Oblowme I Has Wookie Wife at December 21, 2010 08:30 PM (nPTFP)

314 <<<<<< my fave smiley, i always imagine he has that look because he just farted loudly at an elegant dinner party.

Posted by: martha stewarts left nipple at December 22, 2010 12:23 AM (HKVGZ)

Always looks like he just got his junk grabbed from behind by his dorm roommate.

Posted by: Editor at December 21, 2010 08:30 PM (YX6i/)

315 338 336

Posted by Sarah Jessica Parker, pardon my drunken fingers.

Posted by: Sarah Jessica Parker at December 22, 2010 12:29 AM (Jx0x6)

< So I'll see you later than?

Posted by: Big at December 21, 2010 08:30 PM (LwLqV)

316 planning on attacking a 'seal'?

Heh. I dunno. Seal hunting isn't the same without PGiS.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 21, 2010 08:30 PM (YxBuk)

317 Always looks like he just got his junk grabbed from behind by his dorm roommate.

Nah, doesn't look mad enough. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 21, 2010 08:31 PM (c0A3e)

318 If you're lecturing people about the protocols of twitter by tweeting said protocols in an un-ironic way, you probably use twitter way too much.

Posted by: martha stewarts left nipple at December 21, 2010 08:32 PM (aemFw)

319 I'm baaaa-aack, is everybody behaving?

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at December 21, 2010 08:33 PM (HjxoE)

320 Hey Editor, want more wisdom from the late Ayatollah Khomeini?

If a man sodomises the son, brother, or father of his wife after their marriage, the marriage remains valid.


/What a charming man, *sarc*. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 21, 2010 08:34 PM (c0A3e)

321 So I'll see you later than?

Posted by: Big at December 22, 2010 12:30 AM (LwLqV)


Yeah why not, I'm still an ugly whore and if you are still interested than what the fuck. Hey, let me wear the strap-on tonight.

Posted by: Sarah Jessica Parker at December 21, 2010 08:34 PM (Jx0x6)

322 I use Twitter too.  I do.  I just don't credit for coming up with the Twitter Protocols.  But I did in the face of Republican obstructionism.

Posted by: Toonces Oblowme Please Afghani Tribesman I Has Wookie Wife at December 21, 2010 08:35 PM (nPTFP)

323 343 planning on attacking a 'seal'?

Heh. I dunno. Seal hunting isn't the same without PGiS.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 22, 2010 12:30 AM (YxBuk)

Doesn't she have like 4 potential ones living at her place right now?  Surprised you haven't planned a visit to her in Seattle.

Posted by: buzzion at December 21, 2010 08:35 PM (oVQFe)

324 So, my hubby has a friend who has offered his .50 cal for us to use anytime. Pretty cool, no?

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at December 21, 2010 08:35 PM (HjxoE)

325

Who said Chinese?

Posted by: Chuck Norris & Herr Morgenholz at December 21, 2010 08:36 PM (LwLqV)

326 I miss PGiS, too.  Maybe it's time to call for a Seattle Moron Meet-up.  She didn't make it to the last one.  Of course, by the time I'd be able to get away from the office for one we'll have the kid here.  Hmm...

Posted by: Editor at December 21, 2010 08:36 PM (YX6i/)

327 348 - I bet that makes for some fun family reunion gatherings.

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at December 21, 2010 08:37 PM (HjxoE)

328 353 Who said Chinese? 

Speaking of the Chinese semi-capitalist nature:

China online stores offering cat and dog skin products

Thousands of products made from the skins of cats and dogs are being offered on China's largest retail website Taobao, sparking outrage among animal lovers, state media reported Tuesday.

Search results and sales records from Taobao showed the most popular items were trousers and hats made from dog fur, which is touted for its ability to ward off the cold, AFP found after searching the website.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 21, 2010 08:37 PM (c0A3e)

329 Doesn't she have like 4 potential ones living at her place right now?  Surprised you haven't planned a visit to her in Seattle.

Marines. My Ass Rides in Navy Equipment.

I'm planning on visiting over the summer. I'd prefer to go when it's mostly temperate. I don't mind rain, but I don't do ice.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 21, 2010 08:38 PM (YxBuk)

330 352 So, my hubby has a friend who has offered his .50 cal for us to use anytime. Pretty cool, no? Posted by: twiceblessedmom Sounds great for them pesky boarder jumpers.. Thought you'd be sacked out after staying up all last night. How's the pictures?

Posted by: beanervt at December 21, 2010 08:39 PM (N2PCd)

331

For some reason, the Welsh appear to be the most acceptable target for this trope, especially concerning sheep. The same also commonly applies to Aberdonians and people from Dumfries among the British. Also, Australians and New Zealanders seem to be fond of accusing each other of excessive fondness for said animal. Sometimes also alleged toward Bedouins and other groups who have long nights alone in the desert with no company except goats and camels.

And Wyoming.

Posted by: sickinmass at December 22, 2010 12:37 AM (1rflU)

Usually reserved for the West Virginians here in Ohio.  The Kentuckians are the ones that marry their cousins.

Posted by: buzzion at December 21, 2010 08:40 PM (oVQFe)

332

Let me tell you gold isn't for everybody, but if you want to pay 1,400 percent over spot price, they could be right for you.

Posted by: GoldLine & Herr Morgenholz at December 21, 2010 08:41 PM (LwLqV)

333 The Kentuckians are the ones that marry their cousins.

Posted by: buzzion at December 22, 2010 12:40 AM (oVQFe)

I have a friend from Kentucky.  His dad is his 2nd cousin... or cousin once removed.  I never know how that shit works.

Posted by: Editor at December 21, 2010 08:41 PM (YX6i/)

334 The Kentuckians are the ones that marry their cousins.

In Kansas, inbreeding is called Arkansas.

Posted by: Sarah Jessica Parker at December 21, 2010 08:41 PM (Jx0x6)

335 356 348 - I bet that makes for some fun family reunion gatherings.

lol.  Islam is pretty pervy, but only if you possess a Y chromosome.

btw, the Ayatollah's body was dug up and torn apart after his funeral because it was believed his body parts were imbued with magical abilities. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 21, 2010 08:41 PM (c0A3e)

336 Sarah, quit hogging the spotlight whore!

Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 21, 2010 08:42 PM (Jx0x6)

337 359 - Got a really great one, but my better half has the camera. Alas, that photo must wait. It's no different than what I'm sure you've seen today, it's just cool knowing I took them through my son's telescope. He took the camera to take a picture of llama in Bogata that a family keeps as a pet. Chained in the front yard no less. I just had to see.

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at December 21, 2010 08:42 PM (HjxoE)

338 His dad is his 2nd cousin... or cousin once removed. I never know how that shit works. This seems like a case of 'ignorance is bliss'

Posted by: fluffy at December 21, 2010 08:43 PM (SwkdU)

339 the Ayatollah's body was dug up and torn apart after his funeral because it was believed his body parts were imbued with magical abilities.

Eh, I can give that a pass because the Catholic church does the same with relics. Body parts of saints and such people hold on to because they think it has God's powers.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 21, 2010 08:43 PM (YxBuk)

340 btw, the Ayatollah's body was dug up and torn apart after his funeral because it was believed his body parts were imbued with magical abilities. Bastard deserved worse.

Posted by: Ayatollah Khomeini's father in law at December 21, 2010 08:44 PM (SwkdU)

341 Posted by: sickinmass at December 22, 2010 12:42 AM (1rflU)

What? I learned that from the ex.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 21, 2010 08:44 PM (YxBuk)

342 364 - Very nice! Religion of peace and all that. RUFKM!

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at December 21, 2010 08:44 PM (HjxoE)

343

Eh, I can give that a pass because the Catholic church does the same with relics. Body parts of saints and such people hold on to because they think it has God's powers.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 22, 2010 12:43 AM (YxBuk)

Well usually those are artifacts that are a couple centuries old.  And Saints are considered Saints because they were have to performed miracles.

Posted by: buzzion at December 21, 2010 08:47 PM (oVQFe)

344
This seems like a case of 'ignorance is bliss'

Posted by: fluffy at December 22, 2010 12:43 AM (SwkdU)

He actually didn't know until he was 23.  He was getting his passport for the first time and they rejected his application based on the documents he supplied.  That's when he got "the talk" from his mother.

It made a lot of sense since all his brothers and sisters looked like their dad and he didn't.

Posted by: Editor at December 21, 2010 08:47 PM (YX6i/)

345 Some idiot is spinning his tires in front of my house. The "Equalizer" (my .45) is so tempting right about now. Steady girl, steady.

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at December 21, 2010 08:47 PM (HjxoE)

346

Check mate.

Posted by: Sarah Jessica Parker & Herr Morgenholz at December 21, 2010 08:47 PM (LwLqV)

347 373 364 - Very nice! Religion of peace and all that. RUFKM!

I wouldn't mind if they did that with the current Ayatollah - while he was still alive.

Haven't heard much from him btw.  Rumors of his impending death have been circulating for about 2 years now.  Dunno what his death will do to the current Iranian political/religious structure, especially with Ahmedinejad one of the helms. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 21, 2010 08:48 PM (c0A3e)

348 RUFKM???*

Are you fucking kidding me?

Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 21, 2010 08:49 PM (Jx0x6)

349 381 - yeah, this could get very interesting, very fast.

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at December 21, 2010 08:49 PM (HjxoE)

350 Are you fucking kidding me? I am not fucking kidding you, my friend. Now put down the coffee.

Posted by: Alec Baldwin, closer at December 21, 2010 08:50 PM (SwkdU)

351 #375  Well usually those are artifacts that are a couple centuries old.  And Saints are considered Saints because they were have to performed miracles.

That is what I figured.  I don't recall any case where a Catholic Saint's body was ravaged for relics immediately after he/she assumed room temperature. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 21, 2010 08:51 PM (c0A3e)

352

That is what I figured.  I don't recall any case where a Catholic Saint's body was ravaged for relics immediately after he/she assumed room temperature. 

The Decent Interval rule applies.

Posted by: Cicero at December 21, 2010 08:52 PM (Ys0KI)

353 count up to the common ancestor...

Posted by: Uncle Jed at December 21, 2010 08:52 PM (wisXM)

354 376 - I have kids in the age range where I have to know the lingo, i.e., POS = Piece of shit, yeah, no parents over shoulder. Ever vigilant.

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at December 21, 2010 08:52 PM (HjxoE)

355 381 373 364 - Very nice! Religion of peace and all that. RUFKM!

I wouldn't mind if they did that with the current Ayatollah - while he was still alive.

Haven't heard much from him btw.  Rumors of his impending death have been circulating for about 2 years now.  Dunno what his death will do to the current Iranian political/religious structure, especially with Ahmedinejad one of the helms. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 22, 2010 12:48 AM (c0A3e)

Yeah you would wonder if he would use his death as an opportunity to purge clerics and support ones that would be favorable to his continuing power, and essentially install a puppet Ayatollah.  Its such a messed up country I have no idea where the true power lies and who is actually pulling the strings of the agitators.

Posted by: buzzion at December 21, 2010 08:52 PM (oVQFe)

356 Well usually those are artifacts that are a couple centuries old.  And Saints are considered Saints because they were have to performed miracles.

True, but it's still a similar idea. They probably thought he was sainted. Personally, I'd have liked Carter to man up and bomb the jackass, but well, it was Carter.

Speaking of holy objects and God, the last 5 days has kinda felt a little 40 days and nights-ish.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 21, 2010 08:53 PM (YxBuk)

357 Besides, the canonization process usually takes so long that there's not much left besides bones once the saint is declared.  Even though saints' remains are supposed to be incorruptible.

Posted by: Cicero at December 21, 2010 08:54 PM (Ys0KI)

358 Everything you (didn't) want to know about EMP.
 
I know I saw another article somewhere that discussed how to protect our electric grid from EMP but couldn't find it. It wouldn't cost a fortune and would certainly have been a better use for stimulus $ than paying union assholes to goldbrick.
 
Just thinking of that goat fucker ImaDingBat with a nuke and a medium range missile somewhere off our coasts.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 21, 2010 08:54 PM (h0RtZ)

359 Besides, the canonization process usually takes so long that there's not much left besides bones once the saint is declared.

It's still robbing the dead...of body parts. Some of the relics are just a finger or an arm bone.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 21, 2010 08:55 PM (YxBuk)

360 Personally, I'd have liked Carter to man up and bomb the jackass, but well, it was Carter. She was always angry, even in the womb.

Posted by: forensic psychiastrist, testifying at Rum's trial at December 21, 2010 08:55 PM (SwkdU)

361 392 - My hubby's plane (A320) is run entirely by computer. An EMP scares me to death.

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at December 21, 2010 08:56 PM (HjxoE)

362 Speaking of holy objects and God, the last 5 days has kinda felt a little 40 days and nights-ish.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 22, 2010 12:53 AM (YxBuk)

It's nothing you need to worry about. You and all your sinning kind. 

 

Just go about your normal business.

Posted by: Noah at December 21, 2010 08:56 PM (Ys0KI)

363 Speaking of holy objects and God, the last 5 days has kinda felt a little 40 days and nights-ish.
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom



  Did you get enough to launch an ark? or just puddle around in a kayak?

Posted by: beanervt at December 21, 2010 08:56 PM (5060H)

364

385 #375  Well usually those are artifacts that are a couple centuries old.  And Saints are considered Saints because they were have to performed miracles.

That is what I figured.  I don't recall any case where a Catholic Saint's body was ravaged for relics immediately after he/she assumed room temperature. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 22, 2010 12:51 AM (c0A3e)

I don't know of any explicitly stated that bodies were exhumed either to get pieces.  You would think some of the relics that are pieces of saints exist in that form due to martydom and no definite burial.

I don't ever hear of any plans to distribute Mother Theresa's bones afterall.

Posted by: buzzion at December 21, 2010 08:56 PM (oVQFe)

365

I don't ever hear of any plans to distribute Mother Theresa's bones afterall.

Buy It Now

Posted by: Ebay at December 21, 2010 08:58 PM (Ys0KI)

366 #389  Yeah you would wonder if he would use his death as an opportunity to purge clerics and support ones that would be favorable to his continuing power, and essentially install a puppet Ayatollah.  Its such a messed up country I have no idea where the true power lies and who is actually pulling the strings of the agitators.

Ahmedinejad is a shrewd political tactician.  After he came through the contested 2008 Iranian Presidential Election, it is obvious that he has the full support of both the Ayatollah and the Iranian Revolutionary Guards. 

There was one candidate to be the next Ayatollah that has a "12 Imam" outlook that pales even Ahmedinejad's eschatology, but his name escapes me at the moment.  God help us all if he becomes the Supreme Ruler. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 21, 2010 08:59 PM (c0A3e)

367

Speaking of holy objects and God, the last 5 days has kinda felt a little 40 days and nights-ish.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 22, 2010 12:53 AM (YxBuk)

Flood, Lent or silly Josh Hartnett movie with hot chick orgasming by flower touching?

Posted by: buzzion at December 21, 2010 08:59 PM (oVQFe)

368 400 - Ibrahim Shamseddine, is that him?

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at December 21, 2010 09:00 PM (HjxoE)

369 I'm surprised Reagan didn't attack Iran in retaliation for the hostages after his inauguration, although we kinda helped Iraq (not as much as the lefties would like you to believe) against Iran during the Iraq-Iran war.

/Too bad both sides couldn't lose. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 21, 2010 09:01 PM (c0A3e)

370 Did you get enough to launch an ark? or just puddle around in a kayak?

My cousin has a kayak! I should ask to borrow it. The right lane of the street I take to work was flooded completely on Monday.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 21, 2010 09:02 PM (YxBuk)

371 402 400 - Ibrahim Shamseddine, is that him?

That could be.  I'd have to do some research.  That particular name doesn't ring a bell.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 21, 2010 09:04 PM (c0A3e)

372 400 I think the Ayatollahs are afraid of the Revolutionary Guards. ImaDingBat has them pretty well in his pocket. If a revolt ever comes there, they know they are first in line to dangle like XMas decorations from light poles.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 21, 2010 09:04 PM (h0RtZ)

373 405 - I passed over an alligator in a kayak, once. MF'er was pissed. Thrashed about in the water for the longest time. Made my hubby and I laugh to this day. One of those, "Remember that time..." moments.

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at December 21, 2010 09:05 PM (HjxoE)

374 406 - I don't know why that name comes to mind. Anyway, I know who you mean and what you're talking about. Scary stuff. My kids wonder why I worry.

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at December 21, 2010 09:06 PM (HjxoE)

375 silly Josh Hartnett movie with hot chick orgasming by flower touching?

That's what that movie was about?! I never saw it.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 21, 2010 09:07 PM (YxBuk)

376 My cousin has a kayak! I should ask to borrow it. The right lane of the street I take to work was flooded completely on Monday.
Posted by: Rum


Would be a cool way to get to work, except for the cars splashing you. You'd need white water gear to seal you up.

Posted by: beanervt at December 21, 2010 09:11 PM (5060H)

377

Achmadinnjad doesn't have those powers.  He is very much under the Ayatollahs, who can do whatever the hell they want.  In the end, all power in Iran derives from the clerics.

Posted by: iknowtheleft at December 22, 2010 01:02 AM (G/MYk)

Yeah but the power one actually has ultimately has very little meaning to those who are power hungry and seek to do everything they can to continue holding onto it.  Putin has succeeded in it, turning President into a joke of a position after his leaving it and becoming Prime Minister.  The douchebag in Honduras attempted to gain power and was thwarted because he didn't have military backing.  Chavez has gained some power but has also overreached but will likely keep trying.  The clerics in Iran essentially gained power because of our intervention with their former power hungry Prime Minister that we removed to reinstall the Shah to his rightful position.

In all these cases, the power one has is not some static thing and all essentially need to take power from others to increase theirs.  In Iran the power is in the clerics and depending on Dinnerjackets ambitions that is the location he would need to take from in order to increase his own.

Posted by: buzzion at December 21, 2010 09:11 PM (oVQFe)

378 #409  Scary stuff. My kids wonder why I worry.

And that's why my trademark phrase "in the end, there will be only chaos" taste like ashes in my mouth.

And we've have the weakest, most feckless, most...pissy man-child as our Commander in Chief at the worst possible moment in history.  Gaia help us all. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 21, 2010 09:12 PM (c0A3e)

Posted by: martha stewarts left nipple at December 21, 2010 09:13 PM (aemFw)

380 410 silly Josh Hartnett movie with hot chick orgasming by flower touching?

That's what that movie was about?! I never saw it.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 22, 2010 01:07 AM (YxBuk)

Not really.  It was about him giving up sex, kissing, masturbation for Lent in order to get over his ex.  During it he meets a girl he falls for but can't do anything because no touching.  So there's a scene of him touching her with a flower, and its implied and she admits later to her friend that she orgasms.

Posted by: buzzion at December 21, 2010 09:14 PM (oVQFe)

381 413 - I concur, my friend. At a time when we need a real man at the helm, we have a man-child. Who hasn't even cut jock-strap. Whoa is us.

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at December 21, 2010 09:14 PM (HjxoE)

382 415 - better have been a venus flytrap.

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at December 21, 2010 09:15 PM (HjxoE)

383 I'm dropping pronouns, time for bed. Night, y'all. Back tomorrow to pester you

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at December 21, 2010 09:18 PM (HjxoE)

384 I'm gonna need that ark about now...

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 21, 2010 09:19 PM (YxBuk)

385 Posted by: buzzion at December 22, 2010 01:14 AM (oVQFe)

Oh, so it was just as lame as I thought.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 21, 2010 09:20 PM (YxBuk)

386 419 I'm dropping pronouns, time for bed. Night, y'all. Back tomorrow to pester you Posted by: twiceblessedmom

Nite TBM

Posted by: beanervt at December 21, 2010 09:21 PM (qeaA1)

387

So what happened on the ONT during November-December?  Give me the cliff notes.

Posted by: Cincinnatus at December 21, 2010 09:22 PM (BUVxO)

388 And we've have the weakest, most feckless, most...pissy man-child as our Commander in Chief at the worst possible moment in history.  Gaia help us all.
 
Yea, but if you ever need a mom jeans wearing tool to throw a pitch worse than an 8 year old girl, he's your man.
 
So to speak.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 21, 2010 09:25 PM (h0RtZ)

389 I'm baaaa-aack, is everybody behaving? Yes, I've been doing research for a movie script.

Posted by: The Goat Whisperer at December 21, 2010 09:25 PM (SwkdU)

390 422 Posted by: buzzion at December 22, 2010 01:14 AM (oVQFe)

Oh, so it was just as lame as I thought.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 22, 2010 01:20 AM (YxBuk)

Yup.  I saw it on TV.  Movie Channel or maybe Comedy Central.  One that was promoting its airing heavily so being on several times in a week.  Otherwise I'd have never seen it.  Everyone in the movie is completely unlikeable except for Hartnett's character and the girl (she was Heath Ledger's costar in Knight's Tale).  Seriously despicable unlikeable people you would never be friends with or want to talk to.  Girls acting slutty and just as preoccupied with sex as the guys.  Not really a bad thing but certainly not typical.

Posted by: buzzion at December 21, 2010 09:26 PM (oVQFe)

391

Brett Favre.

Discuss.

 

Posted by: gus at December 21, 2010 09:27 PM (C02p4)

392 Thankfully he is a pitiful minority and the weight of American common sense will soon prevail.
Posted by: sickinmass

Hey SiM,
  While true he's a minority they do have the voice of media co harts willing to keep their loonie speal air borne until the mush minds are fully saturated. The real disgusting part is their unbridled support for the real enemys of freedom and that they make us pay said enemy support.

Posted by: beanervt at December 21, 2010 09:27 PM (qeaA1)

393 421 I'm gonna need that ark about now...
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom



What is your rain total for the week?

Posted by: beanervt at December 21, 2010 09:29 PM (qeaA1)

394 BTW, I recall the list of 50 things a man should be able to do. Number 51 is to throw a baseball somewhere near the strike zone. I bet that guy with no arms shooting a .45 with his feet could do this.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 21, 2010 09:29 PM (h0RtZ)

395 Girls acting slutty and just as preoccupied with sex as the guys.  Not really a bad thing but certainly not typical.

Have you been on a college campus lately?

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 21, 2010 09:29 PM (YxBuk)

396 What is your rain total for the week?

Um....I heard it on the radio, but I can't remember. We got something like 1/3 of our usual rainfall in 5 days.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 21, 2010 09:30 PM (YxBuk)

397 Just got back from Tangled and it is a GREAT movie.  It totally blows away anything Pixar's been doing lately.  Best animated film since The Incredibles, I kid you not.

And maybe best of all, it's good clean fun you can take the kids to and still enjoy yourself.  None of the usual lowest-common-denominator Shrek-ish snark.  Very refreshing.

One of the best things I've seen this year.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at December 21, 2010 09:30 PM (XJfcN)

398 ""Coexistence bumper sticker types don't understand that.""

Thats because they are typical arrogant leftist pussies. They think they can just think up some lofty goal and these primitive fucks will just jump on board. They do not get that you are dealing with a barbaric knuckle dragging primitive culture that might as well have stepped through a rift in space time like in some cheap sci-fi, and you have as much chance of making nice with them as you would the Orcs of the LOTR movies.

Posted by: Berserker at December 21, 2010 09:31 PM (gWHrG)

399 We got something like 1/3 of our usual rainfall in 5 days.
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom


Holy crap, needless to say your sick of it.

Posted by: beanervt at December 21, 2010 09:33 PM (qeaA1)

400 @437 Yeah, pretty much what you said. They don't seem to get that the world is full of people who have no interest in 'coexisting' with anyone, feel-good liberals included.

Posted by: Secundus at December 21, 2010 09:35 PM (IFsCI)

401 God will sort it out, beanervt. Not traditionally a fun ride.

Posted by: fluffy at December 21, 2010 09:35 PM (SwkdU)

402 Holy crap, needless to say your sick of it.

Actually, I'm not. I love the rain. I'm shocked it's rained for 5 days straight. I don't remember it happening like that before. But if it stuck around for another week or two I wouldn't mind.

Any more than that, though, and I'd start to get sick of it.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 21, 2010 09:36 PM (YxBuk)

403 I saw it, SiM. It was a nice vid. Go see Tangled! I saw it again last night.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 21, 2010 09:40 PM (YxBuk)

404 God will sort it out, beanervt.
Posted by: sickinmass


Hopefully he kicks it up the priority list before bad shit really happens..if he'd just give a shout out I'm more then willing to lend a hand.


How'd the wife's business Christmas party go?

Posted by: beanervt at December 21, 2010 09:41 PM (qeaA1)

405 I saw it SiM, thanks.  But by all means link it again, the vid's cool. 

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at December 21, 2010 09:41 PM (XJfcN)

406 442 Holy crap, needless to say your sick of it.

Actually, I'm not. I love the rain.
Posted by: Rum,



Must have some sailor blood in ya..arrrr

Posted by: beanervt at December 21, 2010 09:45 PM (qeaA1)

407 Must have some sailor blood in ya I think she has digested it by now.

Posted by: fluffy at December 21, 2010 09:46 PM (SwkdU)

408 400, Mesbah-Yazdi, is who you're thinking of, and we really do have chaos if he wins the prize

Posted by: justin cord at December 21, 2010 09:52 PM (c0+w5)

409 Yankee Swap took a long time this year since everyone was liquored up. We provided taxi service to those we felt shouldn't drive.
Posted by: sickinmass


Makes the long hrs invested worth it. Liquored up present opening will drag the process out... specially if theres liquor as a present. We would always pass it around leaving little to enjoy later.

Glad to hear you watch over them after, thats the real friendship part..well done.



Posted by: beanervt at December 21, 2010 09:55 PM (qeaA1)

410 http://pajamasmedia.com/michaelledeen/2010/12/21/iranian-chaos/ I guess Ebola is itching for some more ice cream about now.

Posted by: eman at December 21, 2010 10:13 PM (XXyJt)

411 I guess Ebola is itching for some more ice cream about now. In a waffle cone.

Posted by: fluffy at December 21, 2010 10:17 PM (SwkdU)

412 I guess Ebola is itching for some more ice cream about now. Posted by: eman


Ahmadinejad needs obozo and the left to go convince those rich business person truckers they have to sacrifice for the social programs...

Posted by: beanervt at December 21, 2010 10:18 PM (qeaA1)

413 460 You're cruel, Man.

Posted by: The Chicken at December 21, 2010 10:31 PM (SwkdU)

414 Hey, all!  Been holidaying with family and friends the past few days, just got in and heading for bed, but wanted to pop in to say "Hi" and to let the So. Cal-ers know I'm thinking about them due to the recent  floods and such.  While I'm at it, might as well give regards and best wishes to all Morons/ettes who are experiencing global warming/cooling/whatev the frick we're calling it now.  Stay safe, dry and warm, everyone!  

Posted by: Theresa D at December 21, 2010 10:32 PM (2hQbY)

415 "Hi" and to let the So. Cal-ers know I'm thinking about them due to the recent  floods and such.
Posted by: Theresa D


Well Rum was here a bit ago but I'm thinking she went and got that kayak..

Posted by: beanervt at December 21, 2010 10:38 PM (qeaA1)

416 And a wetsuit!

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 21, 2010 10:41 PM (YxBuk)

417 Be sure to get it dry cleaned!

Posted by: fluffy tips his waitress at December 21, 2010 10:42 PM (SwkdU)

418 464 And a wetsuit!
Posted by: Rum,


That's what took so long..
Was just looking at the weather radar and it looks like your stuck in a weather continuum. It's the same as looked the end of last week. Either you all got hit with some weather voodoo or it's that el nino thingie..

Posted by: beanervt at December 21, 2010 10:46 PM (qeaA1)

419 465 Be sure to get it dry cleaned! Posted by: fluffy


Good luck finding some "dry" out there...

Posted by: beanervt at December 21, 2010 10:47 PM (qeaA1)

420 Either you all got hit with some weather voodoo or it's that el nino thingie..

Apparently it was supposed to be a La Nina season. Oh well.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 21, 2010 10:51 PM (YxBuk)

421 Apparently it was supposed to be a La Nina season. Oh well.
Posted by: Rum,


Was that one of algores predictions? I'm thinking like SiM said God is sorting it out sending the rain in response to the leftarded idea that saving smelt was more important then growing food in the what use to be the bread basket of America.. Maybe he/she is finally getting to that to do list...

Posted by: beanervt at December 21, 2010 11:00 PM (/SpsX)

422 I don't know if it was an algore prediction, but that's what the news has been saying. Although, they also said our usual rainy months (Jan, Feb and March) could still be dry. This is the rainiest it's been as far as I can remember, at least not since I was in 8th grade and that was an El Nino year. This year is also one of the first in a long time that it's rained in October.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 21, 2010 11:05 PM (YxBuk)

423 I remember when El Nino was supposed to be some decadal event.  In the 90's they talked about the big year of El Nino and how the last time for it was 1982.  And now its like its some annual thing to talk about and blame certain weather on.

Posted by: buzzion at December 21, 2010 11:11 PM (oVQFe)

424 It's almost like climatology is a brand new science that hasn't quite got its legs yet. Almost.

Posted by: fluffy at December 21, 2010 11:15 PM (SwkdU)

425 This year is also one of the first in a long time that it's rained in October.
Posted by: Rum,


Was just reading a so cal weather blog and their saying the heaviest part of the storm will be hitting pre dawn today. Hang on out there Rum. sounds like thunder storms high winds and more heavy rain starting around 4am then hanging around for 8 hrs..

Posted by: beanervt at December 21, 2010 11:21 PM (/SpsX)

426 sounds like thunder storms high winds and more heavy rain starting around 4am then hanging around for 8 hrs..

Woohoo! Sounds like it's going to be fun! It'll suck to drive in, but I'll be at work most of the day anyway.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 21, 2010 11:28 PM (YxBuk)

427 Woohoo! Sounds like it's going to be fun! It'll suck to drive in..
Posted by: Rum,


Didn't mean to get you all excited before bed time. I did find a better vehicle you might want if it gets any worse.

http://tinyurl.com/5s97nx




Posted by: beanervt at December 21, 2010 11:41 PM (/SpsX)

428 It's quiet in here. Too quiet.

Posted by: fluffy breaks out the cliches at December 22, 2010 12:15 AM (SwkdU)

429 478 It's quiet in here. Too quiet. Posted by: fluffy


doodlydo sure is...

Posted by: beanervt at December 22, 2010 12:19 AM (/B6ee)

430 I might see you when I get home night

Posted by: fluffy at December 22, 2010 12:31 AM (SwkdU)

431 Heh, Mike Rogers is going to out Lindsey Graham. 

Posted by: Purple Avenger at December 22, 2010 12:47 AM (NBTpW)

432 483 Heh, Mike Rogers is going to out Lindsey Graham. 
Posted by: Purple Avenger


About?

Posted by: beanervt at December 22, 2010 12:54 AM (sS7r6)

433 About?

Mike Rogers mission in life is outing closet gays.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at December 22, 2010 01:00 AM (NBTpW)

434
Mike Rogers mission in life is outing closet gays.
Posted by: Purple Avenger


Oh I was thinking some bone head RINO thing he did..It might make Gram electable for Pres since Bill O'R outted Buchanan as being ghay....

Posted by: beanervt at December 22, 2010 01:10 AM (sS7r6)

435 Morning beanervt; its a nice warm toasty 45.4°F here this morning.

I'll be posting only this morning. Will be on the road today.

Posted by: Vic at December 22, 2010 01:25 AM (e4sSD)

436 487 Morning beanervt; its a nice warm toasty 45.4°F here this morning.

I'll be posting only this morning. Will be on the road today.
Posted by: Vic

Mornin Vic, where you headed?

Posted by: beanervt at December 22, 2010 01:29 AM (4qbsB)

437 its a nice warm toasty 45.4°F here this morning.


26 going to 30 here, freezing rain before I leave work snow in the afternoon. For winter just starting yesterday It's sure seems like it's been here for months.

Posted by: beanervt at December 22, 2010 01:34 AM (4qbsB)

438 Heading down to GA for a few days to visit brothers.

Yeah Winter has been here for a while now. I was looking at my daily temps from my weather station. This Dec my average daily low is 27.2 so far. That is about 10°F lower than last Dec. If I remember correctly last Dec was about 5° colder than the previous Dec and that was 5° colder than the one before that.

Without going to NOOA data  which I no longer trust can't back it up because I lost two years worth of data last Dec when I picked up that damn phony "you have a virus" trojan. That's the kind of shit that really pisses me off.

Anyway, all the indications are that we are heading into another ice age. That on top of the financial stuff is going to be some serious boning for everyone. The idiots think we would have had it bad with warming, wait for cold and starving.

Posted by: Vic at December 22, 2010 01:41 AM (e4sSD)

439 Anyway, all the indications are that we are heading into another ice age.


I read some where that new sun spot activity or inactivity was going to cause cooler temps. I think that has more influence on what happens here then any co content in the atmosphere. Though tards believe they can change co content a few 100ths of a percent they can't do nuttin about that big ball of fire...I agree with your observation we have been cooling earlier with less warmth or at least shorter summers.

Posted by: beanervt at December 22, 2010 01:54 AM (e0Sq8)

440 From Fox it looks like we have 11 RINOs crossed over for Start. So much for telling them to stick their BS Lame *uck session.

Posted by: Vic at December 22, 2010 01:59 AM (e4sSD)

441

New twist in the give us more money game

Give us more of your money or we will turn off the street lights. LOL, here the developers make deals with the local power company. When I moved into my neighborhood it was still under construction. We had dirt roads but we had street lights. Lights which cost everyone who moved in $5.00 per month added on to their power bills.

Posted by: Vic at December 22, 2010 02:05 AM (e4sSD)

442

DeMint vows to reverse FCC's 'Internet takeover'

This is one time I would like to see DeMint stay out of things. I want the court to hit them hard. I want to see some FCC commissioners go to jail for contempt.

Posted by: Vic at December 22, 2010 02:09 AM (e4sSD)

443 Give us more of your money or we will turn off the street lights


Just say no and buy a 9mm and shotgun, lots cheaper then giving your money to idiots.

Posted by: beanervt at December 22, 2010 02:19 AM (q43Cn)

444 From our friends at the ADN

Senator shows she'll not always follow GOP


I have some news for them. She was a DIABLO like that BEFORE the last election. There is a reason Republicans wanted to see her slimy lying coke-addled ass gone.


Posted by: Vic at December 22, 2010 02:22 AM (e4sSD)

445 Just say no and buy a 9mm and shotgun, lots cheaper then giving your money to idiots.

You know, when I was a kid the only place that had street lights was downtown. We didn't have problems and you could see the night sky and the stars.

I would like to go back to that.

Posted by: Vic at December 22, 2010 02:24 AM (e4sSD)

446 Mornin' Morons. Today the days begin to get longer! And the threads even lamer. This has been the coldest December since the 70's that I can remember. Damn it, whatever happened to the artist's conception of what Boston would look like with palm trees by 1995?

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 22, 2010 02:32 AM (tJjm/)

447 I would like to go back to that.
Posted by: Vic


It's getting harder and harder to find places like that.. It's not to bad at my house but in the city lots of muggings B&E's stuff that goes with city living..
I don't usually lock my house door or car door when it's at home, but then again I have very little worth stealing.

Posted by: beanervt at December 22, 2010 02:34 AM (zwZE+)

448 Damn it, whatever happened to the artist's conception of what Boston would look like with palm trees by 1995?


Posted by: CoolCzech


Mornin CC, I think the picture along with all the other Boston junk ended up filling the big dig...

Posted by: beanervt at December 22, 2010 02:36 AM (zwZE+)

449 The only places you can find truly "dark" places now are out in the deserts of the West or in the middle of the ocean.

Night shot USA


BTW, Grechen Kommie on F&F now defending government control of the internet.

Posted by: Vic at December 22, 2010 02:40 AM (e4sSD)

450 Night shot USA

BTW, Grechen Kommie on F&F now defending government control of the internet.

Posted by: Vic


Still some dark up in our area just not big areas mostly in protected gov land and Maine wilderness,, I had that "night shot" on my Linux OS screen saver.


Theres no defense of government control of speech which the internet is the last vestige of.

Posted by: beanervt at December 22, 2010 02:50 AM (zwZE+)

451 Good morning, M&Ms. 27 degrees and cloudy here in beautiful southeast PA. I've got coffee in the pot, I've got oatmeal in my stomach, and I've got two more days of work before the holidays. Merry Christmas to all!

Posted by: joncelli at December 22, 2010 02:55 AM (MLQL2)

452

Fight over new seats already brewing in TX

As I said yesterday, this is not a slam dunk. Yes if the situation was reversed it would be for the Dems because they can cheat with impunity because they own the press and the courts, Republicans not so much.

The blacks and Hispanics in TX say hey, all the population gains were among blacks and Hispanics so we should get the districts. You can bet they will file with the DOJ and you can bet Holder will support them.

That is exactly what I was predicting yesterday. The commies will do ANYTHING to ensure they regain keep control.




Posted by: Vic at December 22, 2010 03:02 AM (e4sSD)

453 I had a Stretch Armstrong and a Pulsar.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at December 22, 2010 03:03 AM (SJ6/3)

454 Fox says House 9-11 health-steal bill will be up for a vote today. $6B bailout bill for NYC

Posted by: Vic at December 22, 2010 03:05 AM (e4sSD)

455 And Fox is all in the bag for this bill. Imagine that, news show from NYC in favor of 6 billion dollars going to NYC to pay off dubious health claims for city unions. I read one report that said one of the "claimers" had been denied coverage because his "lung" problems were not due to 9-11 but long and extended drug abuse.

In actuality, fungible money is nothing more than just another bailout for The City.

Steve Douche, problem is how to pay for it, I don't know any Republicans that don't think it is a valuable bill.

Well Steve, I guess you limit your knowledge of Republicans to those in NYC.

Posted by: Vic at December 22, 2010 03:11 AM (e4sSD)

456 Oh boy, porn spam now.

Posted by: Vic at December 22, 2010 03:13 AM (e4sSD)

457 I've always wanted a penis buyutuculer.

Posted by: joncelli at December 22, 2010 03:18 AM (MLQL2)

458 You can bet they will file with the DOJ and you can bet Holder will support them.

That is exactly what I was predicting yesterday. The commies will do ANYTHING to ensure they regain keep control.
Posted by: Vic


If there's any Muslims in the mix you be guaranteed Holder will be in it up to his elbows. They wanted redistricting when it's to their voting benefit, they want only votes counted that will give them close elections, they want more on the dole to vote for them. Their basically just two legged blood suckers sucking the life out of this country. 

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Posted by: ya2daup at December 22, 2010 03:21 AM (yRrAd)

460 And Merry Christmas to you, too, joncelli

Posted by: Brian at December 22, 2010 03:30 AM (sYrWB)

461 Haymarket, VA High School "Christmas Sweater Club" of 10 members:

School Administration said that the club members 'maliciously maim students with the intent to injure.'   "They said the candy canes are weapons because you can sharpen them with your mouth and stab people with them." Club members deny having done anything other than wearing sweaters and distributing wrapped little peppermint candy canes.

Posted by: maverick muse at December 22, 2010 03:35 AM (H+LJc)

462 Fight over new seats already brewing in TX

good link, Vic

With Texas Republicans using recent elections to fortify their already solid control of the state Legislature, the political process of redrawing the state's congressional map would seem to benefit the GOP, too.

Super majority or not, Texas Democrats fight tooth and nail. And to date, Texas Republicans led by State Party insiders (Perry clique) refuse to force a vote during biennial sessions or special sessions for state licensed ID (driver license) required for voter registration and to vote in elections.

TX-25 Congressional District deserves real representation, rather than being monopolized by Austin's mouth, the only constituents Doggett represents, denying the body its voice.

Let Austin keep Doggett, Austin as its own district, separated from all of the surrounding outlying conservative region given its own district identity/representation yet denied. 

Posted by: maverick muse at December 22, 2010 03:59 AM (H+LJc)

463 #44 So was Stretch Monster. Mine finally sprung a leak, so we took it out to the field and my dad used it as a shooting clay. Pretty cool!

Posted by: The Chap in the Deerstalker Cap at December 22, 2010 05:03 AM (qndXR)

464 The bike thing in Portland is because so many people use them for personal transportation. The city also has an extensive network of lanes and paths. Unlike so many other city's/states/federal boondoggles involving bicycling infrastructure these actually have a lot of users, whom aren't seasonal recreational riders, and get people to and from places the want to be year round. So it makes sense for the PBOT to ask why one group of people aren't using the infrastructure.

It's just like when transit agencies stick a subway or bus line and one ethnicity won't for the life of them use it. Shouldn't someone be asking the question why? Maybe a better example: If PBOT built a new road to some bustling shopping district and no minorities were ever seen driving on that one road compared to all the others around it, wouldn't that arouse curiosity?

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