February 06, 2010
— Maetenloch Hello, hello all M&Ms. Welcome to your weekly Saturday night ONT.
Oh and kudos to holger for bringing a little old english poetry to the ONT last night. He gets 2 MaetPoints for that. Collect enough and you can get the steak knife set!
The hottest women of Super Bowl media
Okay and based on this sampling I'm thinking the best way to watch the game is on a spanish channel with english audio.
Well according to this Gallup poll 53% of Democrats and 61% of liberals have a "positive image of socialism". That's a disturbingly high number given all the socialist republics that have been founded and collapsed over the years. And what's up with the 20% of conservatives who also had positive view of socialism?!? Could poor reading comprehension and/or head injuries really be that common on the right?
Why Oscar is really a grouch
Sometimes people have reasons for their hatin'.
Sex as explained by pens
NSFW if you work at a pen factory.
Capt. Phil Harris now breathing on his own
And regaining feeling on his left side. All good but a long way from full recovery.
Microsoft to patch 17-year-old computer bug
It first appeared in Windows NT 3.1 and involves a utility for running older DOS apps. Here are the details.
The Yahoo AoSHQ group. Bla bla bla.
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Posted by: Elizabeth at February 06, 2010 06:07 PM (QjuDE)
Posted by: Countrysquire at February 06, 2010 06:08 PM (0HdbA)
Posted by: Elizabeth at February 06, 2010 06:10 PM (QjuDE)
wow, guess i was a bit of a jerk last night
so sorry for that, especially to WTR and Dread Pirate
Posted by: chemjeff at February 06, 2010 06:12 PM (Gk/wA)
Posted by: Sheriff Joe Biden at February 06, 2010 06:13 PM (gJL6J)
Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at February 06, 2010 06:14 PM (Vu6sl)
Posted by: Elizabeth at February 06, 2010 06:15 PM (QjuDE)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 06, 2010 06:15 PM (M4JV6)
Boo.Hoo.Hoo.
Posted by: good midnight fluffy bunny what fluffs at midnight at February 06, 2010 10:15 PM (SMqnS)
Too bad he only thought about it.
Posted by: conscious and incredibly coherent, for now at February 06, 2010 06:17 PM (Vu6sl)
Hey Liz, It's weird.
Some parts have three inches and others have seven or eight inches with snow drifts. It was one f'd up strom. Unfortunately we had a few hours of heavy sleet so we had a ton of ice before we got the snow. They still haven't plowed my street yet.
But it's all good. I didn't need to leave the house. I'm just happy that my power stayed on.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 06, 2010 06:18 PM (M4JV6)
From reading the article, it seems that people self identified. For example, someone who is complete commie pinko could self identify as a conservative when asked to chose between conservative, moderate or liberal. At the same time some Republicans might have said they're a moderate and some Democrats may have self identified as a conservative. All kinds of crossovers are possible.
I guess what I'm saying is the poll is mostly meaningless. Or something.
At least it better fucking be.
Posted by: SlaveDog at February 06, 2010 06:18 PM (W+E+o)
Posted by: Grey Fox at February 06, 2010 06:19 PM (e+wCK)
>>Too bad he only thought about it.
Funny thing is, I'm working a suicide hotline right now. HA! Shift's over in 10mins tho
Posted by: good midnight fluffy bunny what fluffs at midnight at February 06, 2010 06:19 PM (SMqnS)
I seriously hate snow drifts. Not only does it make measuring annoying, usually the snow ends up being blown against things like cars making it that much harder to get the car out of the driveway.
Glad you still have power though
Posted by: Elizabeth at February 06, 2010 06:20 PM (QjuDE)
(I really don't know what chemjeff did, but that's as good as anything)
Posted by: Teri Hatcher at February 06, 2010 06:21 PM (YX6i/)
Posted by: quite googleable at February 06, 2010 06:21 PM (EiH7n)
Posted by: Trimegistus at February 06, 2010 06:22 PM (OW3Eh)
Posted by: conscious and incredibly coherent, for now at February 06, 2010 06:22 PM (Vu6sl)
I should add that the prevalence of these empty-headed media chicks is proof that the Super Bowl should pare down the handing out of press credentials.
Yeah, I'm a killjoy but it's just too much of a circus. Leave the bimbos to the sidelines and leave the reporting to real journalists.
Posted by: logprof at February 06, 2010 06:23 PM (gJL6J)
25 You got that right.
I am so sore. I shoveled for a good part of the day. You (or at least I ) always feel so sore after--like I just used about 37 new muscle groups I didn't even know I had.
I need to get a snowblower.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 06, 2010 06:23 PM (M4JV6)
That said, applying for jobs is depressing. I'm done for tonight. What up, fellow morons? I hope those of you in the mid-Atlantic are surviving the snow.
Posted by: wherestherum at February 06, 2010 06:23 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: wherestherum at February 06, 2010 06:24 PM (gofDd)
We need a smaller tent, I guess.
Posted by: Soap MacTavish at February 06, 2010 06:25 PM (554T5)
howdy all
elizabeth, howya doing? i see you beat mortis away from the computer, excellent!!
took the lsat today, holy shit that thing is rough
and last but not least, its sunny and 80 degrees here, waiting for the ice cream truck to show up
Posted by: navycopjoe at February 06, 2010 06:25 PM (+ovtE)
Posted by: Trimegistus at February 06, 2010 06:25 PM (OW3Eh)
Deyr fé
deyja frændr
deyr sjálfr it sama
en orðstÃrr
deyr aldregi
hveim er sér góðan getr
Deyr fé
deyja frændr
deyr sjálfr it sama
ek veit einn
at aldri deyr
dómr um dauðan hvern
Posted by: Holger at February 06, 2010 06:25 PM (8NGHm)
Posted by: Conservative Phantom at February 06, 2010 06:25 PM (RNRhC)
Posted by: wherestherum at February 06, 2010 10:23 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: Editor at February 06, 2010 06:25 PM (YX6i/)
Posted by: Drew in MO at February 06, 2010 06:25 PM (Vtw2V)
Posted by: Countrysquire at February 06, 2010 06:26 PM (0HdbA)
I seriously hate shoveling. I will pay almost any amount of money to any neighborhood kid so that I don't have to shovel. It's part of the reason why I lived in a condo for so long... I loved the sight of the snow crew doing all the work, and I was nice, I made them coffee
Posted by: Elizabeth at February 06, 2010 06:27 PM (QjuDE)
What, you think they pay attention to history? They just say, "Well, the right people weren't running it." Of course, they think they are the people who should run socialism.
Posted by: wherestherum at February 06, 2010 06:27 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: Drew in MO at February 06, 2010 10:25 PM (Vtw2V)
That's because women can't be trusted. I keed. I keed.
Posted by: conscious and incredibly coherent, for now at February 06, 2010 06:27 PM (Vu6sl)
Posted by: Elizabeth at February 06, 2010 06:28 PM (QjuDE)
There's a joke there somewhere...
Ah, I see what you did there. However, Valentine's Day isn't for another week....
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 06, 2010 06:29 PM (M4JV6)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at February 06, 2010 06:29 PM (pfeFn)
Have you done any of the charter fishing out of Haleiwa? Is that Captain Mark guy any good?
Posted by: Editor at February 06, 2010 06:29 PM (YX6i/)
I hate you.
/Seeing that a few hours after cleaning up about 20 inches of global warming from my driveway. I'm so sore that I don't think I can even enjoy Skinemax pron tonight.
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at February 06, 2010 06:30 PM (otlXg)
Posted by: wherestherum at February 06, 2010 10:28 PM (gofDd)
I am trying to win a steak knife set. My last one broke on a hobo's rib.
Posted by: Holger at February 06, 2010 06:30 PM (8NGHm)
I did interview at one place and they said they'd call last Tues or Wed with a yay or nay. I haven't heard at all from them. I'm going to call on Monday and see what their decision was.
Posted by: wherestherum at February 06, 2010 06:30 PM (gofDd)
Problem is, they never come around anymore. At least here in my neck of the woods. Most of the kids I see in my neighborhood look fat and out of shape. Prolly couldn't get through the first 10 feet of the driveway without keeling over.
Posted by: Soap MacTavish at February 06, 2010 06:30 PM (554T5)
Posted by: helofixer at February 06, 2010 06:30 PM (aK+sH)
I think in ancient times these types would also wander out beyond the village bounds into the tall grass, where there were things which would eat the foolish or unwary. They wouldn't come back either.
Posted by: The Highland Pipes at February 06, 2010 06:30 PM (VaznD)
Posted by: SlaveDog at February 06, 2010 06:30 PM (W+E+o)
50 remind mortis to keep stocking up on ammo if its a girl
also, don't you hate the "she has a wonderful glow" remark? my wife hated that
Posted by: navycopjoe at February 06, 2010 06:30 PM (+ovtE)
ncj, re the lsat: practice, practice, practice. That's all I can say. There is no studying per se. You just have to take the tests until you can actually complete more than one of the logic puzzles before the 28 min time allotment
It totally sucks, but just keep at it. The sample practices really will help your score.
Lis, right there with you on paying someone. I scoured my street today but all the kids went sledding apparently. Dam it!
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 06, 2010 06:32 PM (M4JV6)
Posted by: eman at February 06, 2010 06:32 PM (4tixt)
That would be entertaining, though. Seriously, these kids need to get out there and do some shoveling because they're so fat and out of shape. I was stick when I was a kid. It's sad so many children are fatties now.
Posted by: wherestherum at February 06, 2010 06:33 PM (gofDd)
54 not really but the is one charter that everyone raves about and i think it is captain mark
i know the boat so i'll get the info tomorrow for you or if i get back out to waikiki tonight i'll e-mail it to you or post it here
55 heh, see i'm a giver! (i give aggravation)
Posted by: navycopjoe at February 06, 2010 06:33 PM (+ovtE)
Bad polling? It is almost the definition of a conservative that you oppose socialism.
So, 20% of the supposed conservatives in the poll were actually liberals, sorry life long Republicans before, Bush, or Palin, or some such
Posted by: 18-1 at February 06, 2010 06:33 PM (bgcml)
Ah, I see what you did there. However, Valentine's Day isn't for another week....
Sadly, Sarah P. never stopped by for her pudding.
Dammit!
Posted by: garrett at February 06, 2010 06:34 PM (xCF2m)
I don't think they care if they're starving to death with no toilet paper as long as we're starving to death with no toilet paper, too.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at February 06, 2010 06:34 PM (OkT2m)
also, don't you hate the "she has a wonderful glow" remark? my wife hated that
LOL. No one has given me that "beautiful glow" comment yet. Probably because the lower half of my face has been taken over my hormonal pregnancy mini-acne. The comment I get most often is "oh my you are so big already". Yeah people, it's a big baby bump but I was a stick to begin with so where else do these people expect the baby to grow
Posted by: Elizabeth at February 06, 2010 06:34 PM (QjuDE)
Posted by: wherestherum at February 06, 2010 10:27 PM (gofDd)
Mission Accomplished
Posted by: The NEA at February 06, 2010 06:35 PM (bgcml)
The secret to removing snow by human power is to not wait until the storm is over. Shovel the driveway, etc. every couple of hours. You will be removing only a few inches of snow each time and you can usually just plow it off.
Well of course you're right. Except when you're wrong
Waddya do when snow comes heavy from 12-6am? Most people don't set their alarms every few hours to get up just to shovel.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 06, 2010 06:35 PM (M4JV6)
Posted by: wherestherum at February 06, 2010 10:30 PM (gofDd)
--Maybe youll have to wait until after Election Day for things to look up! 
Posted by: logprof at February 06, 2010 06:36 PM (gJL6J)
Mission Accomplished
Posted by: The NEA at February 06, 2010 10:35 PM (bgcml)
He who stands last has killed all his enemies.
Posted by: NRA at February 06, 2010 06:36 PM (8NGHm)
Posted by: wherestherum at February 06, 2010 10:33 PM (gofDd)
Hey! I'll call my kids fatties, but I don't need the rest of you calling them fatties!
Posted by: Michelle, I smell, son da at February 06, 2010 06:36 PM (Vu6sl)
Sadly, Sarah P. never stopped by for her pudding.
Umm, hello? You have a back-up, y'know!
Sheesh *eye rolls* 
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 06, 2010 06:37 PM (M4JV6)
Waddya do when snow comes heavy from 12-6am? Most people don't set their alarms every few hours to get up just to shovel.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 06, 2010 10:35 PM (M4JV6)
Deicing Windshield wiper fluid or table salt.
Posted by: Holger at February 06, 2010 06:37 PM (8NGHm)
Rush speaks of this a lot. Liberals are only content when they're certain somebody else has taken it up the wazoo.
Posted by: Soap MacTavish at February 06, 2010 06:37 PM (554T5)
Posted by: Holger at February 06, 2010 06:38 PM (8NGHm)
Yeah, it's just terrible that we live in a society where food is abundant.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at February 06, 2010 06:38 PM (OkT2m)
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Posted by: chemjeff at February 06, 2010 06:40 PM (Gk/wA)
Umm, hello? You have a back-up, y'know!
There's enough for you and a few of your friends, as well.
(To quote Rahm's New England Cousin -" It's Wicked Retah-ded".)
Posted by: garrett at February 06, 2010 06:40 PM (xCF2m)
I use the 4WD for the driveway tho...back and fro until it is flat...then fro and back in front of the mailbox until there is room for the mail lady.
Posted by: trainer at February 06, 2010 06:40 PM (yCWYQ)
Posted by: eman at February 06, 2010 06:41 PM (4tixt)
I hope they do for the sake of the country, but my savings probably won't last that long!
Posted by: wherestherum at February 06, 2010 06:42 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: chemjeff at February 06, 2010 06:42 PM (Gk/wA)
Posted by: eman at February 06, 2010 06:43 PM (4tixt)
There's enough for you and a few of your friends, as well.
Sadly, I never learned how to share very well.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 06, 2010 06:43 PM (M4JV6)
oh please jesus let me have a call in two minutes
there is a huge run coming up for a handi-van qualified driver (me) aound one fifty: i can go to the strip club with my friends if i get it (woohoo!!!! boobies!!!!)
Posted by: navycopjoe at February 06, 2010 06:44 PM (+ovtE)
Posted by: conscious and incredibly coherent for a couple more hours at February 06, 2010 06:44 PM (Vu6sl)
All you "military stud" loving sluts who want Kinzinger and haven't donated, I know who you aren't.
Go to www.redstate.com and cum up with a few bucks.
Posted by: joe biden at February 06, 2010 06:45 PM (nfz/V)
I heard in Hawaii that the strip clubs have the goods so close that if you stick your tongue out the bouncers throw you out of the club.
Posted by: Holger at February 06, 2010 06:45 PM (8NGHm)
there is a huge run coming up for a handi-van qualified driver (me) aound one fifty: i can go to the strip club with my friends if i get it (woohoo!!!! boobies!!!!)
Posted by: navycopjoe at February 06, 2010 10:44 PM (+ovtE)
Uh, I know someone who's gonna need a handi-van qualified driver, 'cause I'm not learning.
Posted by: Your Wife at February 06, 2010 06:46 PM (YX6i/)
My mom is in VA right outside of DC and as of 4 hours ago there was 22" on the ground and it was still falling.
Posted by: Elizabeth at February 06, 2010 06:47 PM (QjuDE)
Posted by: wherestherum at February 06, 2010 10:45 PM (gofDd)
--Now would be a good time to fire all "non-essential government employees" but it won't happen.
Posted by: logprof at February 06, 2010 06:48 PM (gJL6J)
I suspect my back is going to demand I watch the Superbowl from a prone position on the hardwood floor tomorrow. I can recommend Excedrin and whiskey - they blend nicely.
Posted by: Jean at February 06, 2010 06:48 PM (CPefM)
103 i'm not sure because i'm a sweet and loving married man and those place are bad, bad, BAD!!!
yep, close and it is gooooood!!!
Posted by: navycopjoe at February 06, 2010 06:48 PM (+ovtE)
Jesus.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at February 06, 2010 06:48 PM (OkT2m)
Posted by: garrett at February 06, 2010 06:48 PM (xCF2m)
Speaking of junk food and children, I was watching some Season 2 Tales from the Crypt episodes and found an episode where a vampire couple adopted an orphan and fattened him up with junk food to sweeten his blood.
I immediately thought of Rum and Lacey (and whatever guys they would snag some day).
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at February 06, 2010 06:49 PM (otlXg)
Yeah, it's just terrible that we live in a society where food is abundant.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at February 06, 2010 10:38 PM (OkT2m)
Make no mistake, as I have always said, that is a problem that I will solve.
Some may say we are doomed to fatties forever. And some others might say that it is personal responsibility for people to take care of their own children. But I reject both these extremes. I propose instead to destroy the American economy, for the good of the children, until all of you little people can huddle together in happy, dark, starvation.
Oh, and there will be plenty of Obama t-shirts, because I care.
Posted by: Barack Obama at February 06, 2010 06:49 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: 18-1 at February 06, 2010 06:50 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: Jean at February 06, 2010 06:51 PM (CPefM)
Posted by: mystry at February 06, 2010 06:51 PM (kmgIE)
Yeah, because that's totally what I implied.
Posted by: wherestherum at February 06, 2010 06:51 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 06, 2010 06:51 PM (M4JV6)
FIFY
Posted by: Elizabeth at February 06, 2010 06:51 PM (QjuDE)
Posted by: 18-1 at February 06, 2010 10:50 PM (bgcml)
odd - No
Hawt - Yes!
Posted by: conscious and incredibly coherent for a couple more hours at February 06, 2010 06:52 PM (Vu6sl)
Maybe she's trying to compete with the cheerleaders?
/Not that I mind.
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at February 06, 2010 06:52 PM (otlXg)
Posted by: mystry at February 06, 2010 10:51 PM (kmgIE)
I'm stimulating the economy. And hey, I think you owe it to me to keep my, uh, lovely wife, off my back.
Posted by: Barack Obama at February 06, 2010 06:52 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at February 06, 2010 06:53 PM (OkT2m)
Winter uniform of Cali girls:
Cute T-shirt
thick Scarf
Mini skirt
tall Ugg boots
Posted by: wherestherum at February 06, 2010 06:53 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: mystry at February 06, 2010 10:51 PM (kmgIE)
I hear he has interests in Martinique.
Posted by: Your Wife at February 06, 2010 06:53 PM (YX6i/)
Posted by: Elizabeth at February 06, 2010 06:54 PM (QjuDE)
Posted by: Soap MacTavish at February 06, 2010 06:54 PM (554T5)
Posted by: koopy at February 06, 2010 06:54 PM (XllG0)
Ladies, ladies! I'm sure this slight disagreement can be solved over a nice sugar-free Jello wrestling match.
/It'll have to take place at night, as Rum doesn't like the sun very much, so I've heard.
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at February 06, 2010 06:54 PM (otlXg)
119 105 Still have the RediWhip from last night? If so, it's go!
No Redi Whip here, I makes it fresh...with a touch of Bourbon and a "Whole lotta Love"...
Bring it on!!!!
Posted by: garrett at February 06, 2010 06:55 PM (xCF2m)
Those days never existed, except for the very rich. Mom went from spending 9 hours on bread, salted meat, potatoes, dried fruits, and weeds in season in the 19th century straight into making meals out of boxes and cans in the 1920s.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at February 06, 2010 06:55 PM (OkT2m)
Posted by: Holger at February 06, 2010 06:55 PM (8NGHm)
Leave the bimbos to the sidelines and leave the reporting to real journalists.
So Olbermann's off Monday Night Football? Good.
Posted by: andycanuck at February 06, 2010 06:55 PM (2qU2d)
I just tried to comment on U G G boots and the damn page told me it was spam 
Anyhoo, U G G are just a look that should have died a few years back.
No mas on the U G G S!!
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 06, 2010 06:56 PM (M4JV6)
tall Ugg boots
Posted by: wherestherum at February 06, 2010 10:53 PM (gofDd)
That I get completely. I've got nothing against boots. But boots always seemed a bit more formal to me...
And apparently, I should move to CA. Well, if the economy didn't suck and the state wasn't run by morons (the bad kind).
Posted by: 18-1 at February 06, 2010 06:57 PM (bgcml)
I was a stick as a child and was in no way malnourished. I'm also the tallest female in my family. My mother cooked nearly every night for my family, usually from scratch. As kids my sister and I ran around outside and played with the neighborhood kids, especially during the summer when we didn't have school
Sure having an abundance of food and not having to hunt for it is a good thing. But at the same time, feeding your kid drive thru food every night because you can't/won't/don't want to cook is not good for them. And letting them sit in front of the TV from when they get home from school to when they go to bed every night is not good, either.
Posted by: wherestherum at February 06, 2010 06:58 PM (gofDd)
Your sources are off. I love the sun.
lacey, I love my U g g s! They're soft and fuzzy and warm.
Posted by: wherestherum at February 06, 2010 07:00 PM (gofDd)
Heather, you're taller than your grandmothers because of U.S. CAPITALISM.
I saw on MODERN MARVELS that the BABY CARROT...invented and patented 20 years ago....YIELDS over 70 THOUSAND POUNDS PER ACRE.
Obama hates that. Seriously. The MECHANISMS that make him wealthy, free and the fucking President are those that he hates.
Posted by: gus at February 06, 2010 07:00 PM (MaqIC)
Then Nintendo came out...
Posted by: Holger at February 06, 2010 07:00 PM (8NGHm)
I honestly don't think that the children of the 40's and 50's (and 60's and 70's too) were malnourished sticks. Moms took the time to cook meat, potatoes and veggies for dinner. Kids were expected to drink milk not soda and fruit juice. My mom was a single working mother and she raised me in the 70's and 80's on a budget of food stamps and managed to feed me healthy nutritious food that wasn't packaged crap, plus fast food and packaged snacks and soda and juice is much more expensive than real food, so I highly doubt that it's a food budget that causes todays modern parents to raise their kids on a diet of crap. People just tend to be too lazy to cook and quite frankly it takes only a few minutes to shove some good stuff in a crock pot in the morning before going to work.
There is nothing wrong with packaged crap, fast food, soda and juice when it is given in moderation, but seriously there is a problem with todays parents not feeding their children properly and not allowing their children that all important free time outside to get fresh air and exercise.
Posted by: Elizabeth at February 06, 2010 07:01 PM (QjuDE)
And the lawyers. And the helicopter parenting.
Posted by: wherestherum at February 06, 2010 07:01 PM (gofDd)
#39, love it!
GW seems to be enjoying his 'retirement' immensely now, and no doubt laughing and shaking his head at the current CIC, unphased by all the BS about the mess he supposedly left for poor widdle bambi-wambi to clean up!
Posted by: TheresaD at February 06, 2010 07:01 PM (iGCmo)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 06, 2010 07:01 PM (M4JV6)
Posted by: Palin Steele at February 06, 2010 07:01 PM (Vu6sl)
Posted by: wherestherum at February 06, 2010 11:01 PM (gofDd)
Yep. If I ever have kids I insist they break a leg before puberty, girls and boys. When they hit teens I expect sports and at least one arrest.
Posted by: Holger at February 06, 2010 07:02 PM (8NGHm)
FIFY
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Ugh, do you have ANY IDEA what a PAIN IN THE ASS it is to cook your children dinner? I always remind my girls how fat they are just so they stop asking for meals.
Posted by: Michelle Obama at February 06, 2010 07:03 PM (HqFA1)
Posted by: Holger at February 06, 2010 07:04 PM (8NGHm)
That you didn't mean me no good.
Posted by: SlaveDog at February 06, 2010 07:04 PM (W+E+o)
Saw Hurt Locker tonight and am watching Trans-Siberian right now. I liked Hurt Locker a lot, though the inaccuracies did bug me. It should win best picture, if only because Up will only get best animated, District 9 and Inglourious Basterds was simply too weird to win, and Avatar just simply doesn't deserve to win. I could care less about the others, especially since The Hangover didn't get nominated.
Trans-Siberian's pretty decent, too, despite having Woody Harleson in the lead.
Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at February 06, 2010 07:05 PM (ISEr/)
Are you a Zep fan lacey? Here's a cool vid i found on a local Texas blog, there's other vids from the same show in the related section.
Posted by: koopy at February 06, 2010 07:05 PM (XllG0)
Left wingers pretending to be right wingers.
Goodnight.
Posted by: Deathknyte at February 06, 2010 07:05 PM (tGCj4)
Ah, she likes the Blues in C Harmonic Minor does she...Jimmeh's Outro on that song is just plain silly...
Posted by: garrett at February 06, 2010 07:06 PM (xCF2m)
Posted by: mystry at February 06, 2010 07:06 PM (kmgIE)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 06, 2010 07:06 PM (M4JV6)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 06, 2010 11:01 PM (M4JV6)
Lacy, I too had some very interesting evenings listening to the LZ song IYKWIM and I know that you do.
Posted by: coscious and remembering LZ and the "good" old days at February 06, 2010 07:07 PM (Vu6sl)
Those Muslims are so pro women's rights, eh? Referencing 80sbaby's classmate, it's a beautiful culture.
Posted by: wherestherum at February 06, 2010 07:07 PM (gofDd)
tall Ugg boots
Gotta say, not that anyone asked, not a mini skirt guy. Unless a woman is 19 and has perfect legs, I'd prefer a longer, fuller model that flows when she walks, and lets her sit in a ladylike fashion.
Posted by: Ombudsman at February 06, 2010 07:08 PM (y4B2y)
tall Ugg boots
Has this blog finalized its policy on whether Ugg boots are stompy boots, or do the have to be leather with heels?
Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at February 06, 2010 07:10 PM (ISEr/)
Umm, I will have to leave this thread if we start talking about LZ. No joke.
It's like how Laura W once described her affection for Nick Popaditch-- I will slide right out of my chair.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 06, 2010 07:10 PM (M4JV6)
Gotta say, not that anyone asked, not a mini skirt guy. Unless a woman is 19 and has perfect legs, I'd prefer a longer, fuller model that flows when she walks, and lets her sit on my face in a ladylike fashion.
fify
Posted by: garrett at February 06, 2010 07:10 PM (xCF2m)
The new style is short shorts in wool with dark tights and riding boots. If you can pull it off it looks very nice. But if you don't feel comfortable or you aren't wearing the style correctly you can end up looking like a ho.
Posted by: curious at February 06, 2010 07:11 PM (p302b)
Posted by: kathysaysso at February 06, 2010 11:04 PM (dz6wg)
I know how and would be glad to join the cause when the Western World finally wakes up. These people are savages and deserve to die.
Posted by: coscious and remembering LZ and the at February 06, 2010 07:11 PM (Vu6sl)
Posted by: wherestherum at February 06, 2010 07:11 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 06, 2010 07:11 PM (M4JV6)
but it would get in the way of the festivities, no?
Posted by: Ombudsman at February 06, 2010 07:12 PM (y4B2y)
http://tinyurl.com/yl29nmr
Can't believe even Emily Post is slutting it up these days, aaargh. And, of course, it has that unavoidable motto of modern misparenting, "let's be realistic":
"We're not prudish by any stretch; we're more realists than anything else," Peggy Post explained by phone. "We really made a conscious decision not to try to lecture teens or tell them what to do, but instead give them the tools, questions for them to ask themselves, so that they don't feel pressure."
Screw that. They're kids. LECTURE THEM. PUNISH THEM. DON'T LET THEM OUTSIDE WEARING THAT. Raise them, for crying out loud, don't just house them. Ace already ranted about this in the feminist post a few days back, so nothing new from me, but darn do adults like that piss me off. They're your children, you're SUPPOSED to tell them what to do. aaaargh, again.
And Rum, you would be an awesome mom, it's a terrible shame you don't want to have any kids! I call this Rachel Lucas syndrome, and it will doom us all.
Posted by: Adrian at February 06, 2010 07:12 PM (HqFA1)
Posted by: garrett at February 06, 2010 07:13 PM (xCF2m)
Posted by: wherestherum at February 06, 2010 07:14 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: wherestherum at February 06, 2010 07:15 PM (gofDd)
Agreed. I have the feeling the wife and I will end up being like the parents on Freaks & Geeks, clear rules, a smidge clueless but much less so than we let on, and with only a bit of a totalitarian streak. There are rules in this house. Feel free to act like a douche in college/culinary school/the military.
Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at February 06, 2010 07:16 PM (ISEr/)
The magic recipe for raising a blathering liberal idiot.
Posted by: Soap MacTavish at February 06, 2010 07:16 PM (554T5)
Posted by: mystry at February 06, 2010 07:18 PM (kmgIE)
Soap, forget liberal. More just entitled douchebag.
Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at February 06, 2010 07:18 PM (ISEr/)
Posted by: wherestherum at February 06, 2010 11:00 PM (gofDd)
Ahh shoes! (someone say, gesundheit). This must be the ONT.
Greetings fellow 'roons.
I'm startled to find myself participating in shoe talk, but I can add that the K~Missus heartily agrees, WTR. Here in Michigan, she wears 'em in the house to keep her toes toasty. Outside, too, but I'm amazed how she likes wearing them all day long.
Posted by: Hugh Hewitt at February 06, 2010 07:18 PM (9b6FB)
Posted by: Elizabeth at February 06, 2010 07:19 PM (QjuDE)
Posted by: chemjeff at February 06, 2010 07:19 PM (nN00p)
I think it makes a twisted kind of sense and also has screwed my head.
Posted by: wherestherum at February 06, 2010 07:19 PM (gofDd)
Apropos of nothing: someone on Zerohedge made joke involving Miho Maeshima. I had no idea who she was, but correctly guessed that she was a porn star (not exactly a tough guess, that.)
At any rate - she has some of the best movie titles ever (list only, safe for work):
Quite frankly, Depth Charge Special scares me.
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at February 06, 2010 07:19 PM (8MuSQ)
Posted by: K~Bob's unstuck sock at February 06, 2010 07:19 PM (9b6FB)
Whenever I hear one of the younger relatives sigh and say they're bored, with their Wii, their X-Box,computer, iPod, cellphone and all of the stuff they have, it makes me think how much the world of kid-dom has changed.
Posted by: TheresaD at February 06, 2010 07:20 PM (iGCmo)
Posted by: chemjeff at February 06, 2010 11:19 PM (nN00p)
Stop putting your floppy disc in the DVD drive, chemjeff.
Posted by: Ladies Night Out at February 06, 2010 07:20 PM (YX6i/)
185 Man of many talents I see.
I used to go to the dead shows back in my high school days. The last one I was at, by no coincidence was in '95 when there was a riot and the stupid smelly hippies tore down the fence. Quite scary when your mind is...ummm....altered shall we say?
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 06, 2010 07:22 PM (M4JV6)
Maybe I need to turn in my AOS Man-Card, but I prefer that a woman dress like a lady. Knee-length skirts, nothing too tight. The essence of seduction is to leave something to the imagination.
I forget who it was who said of his speech: "I want it to be like a woman's skirt. Long enough to cover everything, yet short enough to remain interesting."
Posted by: Ombudsman at February 06, 2010 07:22 PM (y4B2y)
"So Miley Cyrus's YOUNGER sister is doing lingerie ads? Yeah. Even I think that's pretty messed up."
Posted by: Adrian at February 06, 2010 07:22 PM (HqFA1)
Liz, thankfully I was never that kid. Way too dorky/socially repressed/agreed with my parents on that crap often enough to be that kid. My brother, on the other hand, was that kid. Comes with being the second child for him, I guess. Then again, rules is rules, and as I see it, the household is not a democracy.
Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at February 06, 2010 07:23 PM (ISEr/)
Posted by: Adrian at February 06, 2010 07:26 PM (HqFA1)
I was that kid a little bit. I think every girl tries to sneak out of the house in too much make-up at least once, and I sure tried to sneak out in too-short skirts a few times. But mostly I was pretty good simply because I knew that if I wasn't I'd be in Big Trouble because I knew that my parents expected certain things and certain moral behavior.
Posted by: Elizabeth at February 06, 2010 07:26 PM (QjuDE)
There's been a stench coming from the second floor of City Hall -- and it has nothing to do with the steady stream of Chicago aldermen convicted on corruption charges.
Waterless urinals installed to promote water conservation in the public men's room outside the City Council chambers have turned into a stinky mess. The odor got so bad that the "green" urinals are now being ripped out and replaced with the old-fashioned kind at a cost City Hall has refused to disclose.
The problem is that Chicago's building code requires commercial buildings to use copper pipes in indoor plumbing. But the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers specifically states that drainpipes for waterless urinals "cannot be made of copper pipe, which corrodes."Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 06, 2010 07:29 PM (98QZ8)
207 Yup! Lived out that way. My high school was right down the road. Of course now it's Verizon as opposed to Deer Creek. Ugh.
ps....love Wilco
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 06, 2010 07:30 PM (M4JV6)
Posted by: Elizabeth at February 06, 2010 11:19 PM (QjuDE)
I kinda caved on the dress aspect. My kids were taught to make up their own mind. I just sat back and "advised" them a lil' bit. I pointed out that nose rings and eyebrow chains are the kinda thing that just aches to be ripped out in a fight.
I told them to look at some old sailors' tattoos. Nothing against old sailors, but you know how tats get after thirty years. Better be damn sure you want that sucker, and that it's gonna look good when you are old. Like an anchor tat. Go with the classics.
I told them that wearing your pants down low may be the height of cool. But just imagine how stoopid the guy looks who needs to be able to run like hell to avoid a gang or help a friend, while pulling on his pants.
Results? So far no piercings, and the youngest is 21. He has a tat, but he did it himself, and it's one of his drawings (he's an artist), and he put it on his ankle.
Posted by: K~Bob at February 06, 2010 07:30 PM (9b6FB)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 06, 2010 11:29 PM (98QZ
Heh, other stupid greenie ideas.
Posted by: Holger at February 06, 2010 07:30 PM (8NGHm)
Posted by: logprof at February 06, 2010 07:30 PM (gJL6J)
Posted by: wherestherum at February 06, 2010 07:31 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at February 06, 2010 07:31 PM (V9hk8)
Living 30 minutes away from all my other friends from high school on the other side of town, having no drivers license til I was 17, and having a former juvie court prosecutor as a mother also limits things you can get away with. It may also explain why I was essentially dateless other than prom and had no booze other than communion wine all through high school (though to be honest I wasn't really interested in the booze til college, since I was only 3 hours away from Canada and the 19 year old drinking age).
Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at February 06, 2010 07:31 PM (ISEr/)
Why the hate for mini-skirts?? I keed. I know it's just preference.
But have you morons not seen Ms. Rum's gams? (okay Rum that's like twice in two nights I've complimented you on your lovely physical attributes. (a) I'm not teh ghey and (b) I think I hit the quota
)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 06, 2010 07:32 PM (M4JV6)
Posted by: TheresaD at February 06, 2010 07:33 PM (iGCmo)
Maybe I'm just an old bastard with teenage daughters, but I'm a firm believer in the purchase the bovine - free milk argument. And a person's attire makes a statement in that regard.
Posted by: Ombudsman at February 06, 2010 07:33 PM (y4B2y)
@162 OT: How do we wipe these animals off the map?
Sterilization. If I may quote Kenneth Brannagh's Heydrich from Consipiracy: "Dead men don't hump, dead women don't get pregnant. Death is the most reliable form of sterilization, put it that way."
It isn't pretty, but sooner or later, I suspect someone (Russia or China, most likely) is going to get tired of it all and deal with them.
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at February 06, 2010 07:34 PM (8MuSQ)
Posted by: Adrian at February 06, 2010 11:33 PM (HqFA1)
--He better rip on liberals at least once or I'll be disappointed.
Although ripping on Dolphin fans would be a decent consolation (and I say this as someone who likes the Dolphins)
Posted by: logprof at February 06, 2010 07:35 PM (gJL6J)
Posted by: wherestherum at February 06, 2010 07:35 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: curious at February 06, 2010 07:35 PM (p302b)
And the e-wackos seem to be obsessed with the regulation of things related to bodily functions.
Posted by: Soap MacTavish at February 06, 2010 07:36 PM (554T5)
Posted by: wherestherum at February 06, 2010 07:36 PM (gofDd)
And THAT'S why I'm keeping my fingers crossed for all sons.
Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at February 06, 2010 07:36 PM (ISEr/)
Posted by: wherestherum at February 06, 2010 07:36 PM (gofDd)
Yeah, but it'll be funnier if they reciprocate with MSNBC, Matthews, Olbermann, and Maddow
Posted by: Ombudsman at February 06, 2010 07:37 PM (y4B2y)
Posted by: Adrian at February 06, 2010 11:26 PM (HqFA1)
So wearing my sweats and dirty old hat around campus weren't attractive? They never mentioned this in my women's studies courses!!!
Posted by: BS in Women's Studies at February 06, 2010 07:38 PM (bgcml)
You should send me a pic so I can return the compliments forward it like its' HOT!
Posted by: Michael Scott at February 06, 2010 07:38 PM (xCF2m)
Sterilization. If I may quote Kenneth Brannagh's Heydrich from Consipiracy: "Dead men don't hump, dead women don't get pregnant. Death is the most reliable form of sterilization, put it that way."
The penis is evil. The gun is good.
Posted by: zardoz at February 06, 2010 07:38 PM (2qU2d)
(2) My cat may have killed my phone, which is really irritating.
(3) The cloud cover (as shown on NOAA Weather) over the US is amazing.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at February 06, 2010 07:39 PM (Yq+qN)
Posted by: wherestherum at February 06, 2010 07:39 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at February 06, 2010 07:39 PM (8MuSQ)
Having been born in 1980 and am thus ignorant of many things, will someone who was alive in the 1970s please explain Zardoz? Thank you.
Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at February 06, 2010 07:40 PM (ISEr/)
I'll chime in here re attire.
Pretty simple: do what feels right (and of course I'm talking about adults here).
Just becaues one may tart it up every now and again is not an indication of one's availibility or promiscuity. I have to dress pretty conservative for work. So it's nice on the weekend to be able to relax the standard. Doesn't mean I'm advertising that I'm asking for it or anything it just meant that I'll enjoy it while I have it.
(And of course this doesn't mean I'll shop at Forever XXI or whatever those types of places are called. Girls in their 30s should probably try a bit harder than that).
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 06, 2010 07:40 PM (M4JV6)
Cloud cover is everywhere. Looks like something might be brewing south of Mexico again.
Posted by: Holger at February 06, 2010 07:41 PM (8NGHm)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at February 06, 2010 07:42 PM (Yq+qN)
Posted by: wherestherum at February 06, 2010 11:39 PM (gofDd)
Dude, we know everything. That's why we elected that Bernard Obama guy to president. He's like non-Parisian and stuff. So when, like, I want to dress like Lady Gaga, I, uh, know what I am doing. Cuaz I want to be different, just, uh, like all the other kids.
Posted by: Some Teenage Obot at February 06, 2010 07:42 PM (bgcml)
I know that I'll have differences of opinion about style. Every generation tends to hate their childs style of dressing. But generally, as long as proper body parts are covered I might dislike the style, but I wouldn't ground them for it.
Posted by: Elizabeth at February 06, 2010 07:42 PM (QjuDE)
@236: "Having been born in 1980 and am thus ignorant of many things, will someone who was alive in the 1970s please explain Zardoz? Thank you."
Heroin helps comprehension, I think. Lots of 70s movies made no freakin' sense whatsoever.
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at February 06, 2010 07:43 PM (8MuSQ)
Posted by: wherestherum at February 06, 2010 07:44 PM (gofDd)
Oh I do have to add this....
What type of mother allows her teenage daughter to buy underwear from Victoria's Secret? I don't throw out the "a" word lightly, but I find it appalling when I'm in there and I see a Mom helping her 13 yr old daughter buy the "pink line" of VS undewear. I want to just walk up to her and say, "What's your name? I'm totally reporting to you Child Protective Services. You suck as a mother and you fail at life".
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 06, 2010 07:45 PM (M4JV6)
Much like LSD helps comprehension of most movies made between 1966-1971?
Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at February 06, 2010 07:45 PM (ISEr/)
But they were both the kinda guys other kids would turn to to get shit done. And I don't mean pranks, I mean stuff like helping kids produce stuff to sell, or designing a platform, or getting a gig for a band, or helping someone with trouble at home, or learning shit they don't even teach in school anymore.
My smallerpage site exists because the older kid built the platform it lives on. (you can all get a smallerpage site, too). The younger one likes to collect defunct bikes, and with his housemates, they fix 'em up and give 'em to kids (don't tell the government). His housemates all look like punks, but they are good people.
Posted by: K~Bob at February 06, 2010 07:45 PM (9b6FB)
Nú on théostrum licgeth Théodred se léofa
Now dear Théodred lies in darkness,
hæ´letha holdost.
most loyal of fighters.
ne sceal hearpan sweg wigend weccean;
The sound of the harp shall not wake the warrior;
ne winfæ´t gylden guma sceal healdan,
nor shall the man hold a golden wine-cup,
ne god hafoc geond sæ´l swingan,
nor good hawk swing through the hall,
ne se swifta mearh burhstede beatan.
nor the swift horse stamp in the courtyard.
Bealocwealm hafað fréone frecan forth onsended
An evil death has set forth the noble warrior
giedd sculon singan gléomenn sorgiende
A song shall sing sorrowing minstrels
on Meduselde thæt he ma no wære
in Meduseld that he is no more,
his dryhtne dyrest and maga deorost.
to his lord dearest and kinsmen most beloved.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at February 06, 2010 07:46 PM (Yq+qN)
Speaking of attire, I don't know what it is with the Mexican chicks and always wearing clothes and jewellery that constantly point décolleté
Posted by: logprof at February 06, 2010 07:46 PM (gJL6J)
Having been born in 1980 and am thus ignorant of many things, will someone who was alive in the 1970s please explain Zardoz? Thank you.
Pointy boobies. That's all you have to know.
Posted by: andycanuck at February 06, 2010 07:46 PM (2qU2d)
Wanna know how you know you dress like a square? When you're at lunch with a friend and a total stranger asks if you are an agent with the FBI.
Happened to me today.
S'ok, though. I shot his son and his wife, and then I burned down his compound. Look the part, act the part, I always say.
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at February 06, 2010 07:47 PM (8MuSQ)
I've never liked mini skirts. Tried several and it just isn't comfortable. If they came with shorts underneath, it might work out.
Posted by: soulpile at February 06, 2010 07:47 PM (afWhQ)
I totally agree. Until I was age 17 and working and earning my own money my mom bought me hanes underwear in a package. And even once I bought my own VS stuff I had to hide it. There is no reason any teenager needs VS for any reason.
Posted by: Elizabeth at February 06, 2010 07:47 PM (QjuDE)
I'm so with you, lacey! It appalls me to see middle schoolers wearing VS Pink clothing. I think the intent was to have a less expensive clothing line for college women, but I see middle and high schoolers shopping the Pink line. It's crazy.
Posted by: wherestherum at February 06, 2010 07:48 PM (gofDd)
that's hawt
Posted by: Roman Polanski at February 06, 2010 07:48 PM (Gk/wA)
Posted by: wherestherum at February 06, 2010 11:36 PM (gofDd)
Burn in hell!!!11!!!!11!!!!
*sobs in corner*
Posted by: Pitiful PETA People at February 06, 2010 07:48 PM (M4JV6)
@245: "Much like LSD helps comprehension of most movies made between 1966-1971?"
Pretty much, yeah. But how much acid was left after The Beatles' Yellow Submarine?
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at February 06, 2010 07:49 PM (8MuSQ)
What type of mother allows her teenage daughter to buy underwear from Victoria's Secret? I don't throw out the "a" word lightly, but I find it appalling when I'm in there and I see a Mom helping her 13 yr old daughter buy the "pink line" of VS undewear.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 06, 2010 11:45 PM (M4JV6)
I think its important for a girl to dress fashionably.
Posted by: Roman Polanski at February 06, 2010 07:49 PM (bgcml)
I want to know why they wax off their eyebrows and a draw a skinny arching line.
Posted by: wherestherum at February 06, 2010 07:49 PM (gofDd)
My niece went that route, and it was a disaster. Fortunately, she grew out of it. She cringes in horror when she sees old pics of herself in "full regalia".
Posted by: Soap MacTavish at February 06, 2010 07:49 PM (554T5)
Is that ever L7, daddio, Fa Cube Itches.
Posted by: andycanuck at February 06, 2010 07:49 PM (2qU2d)
I totally agree. Until I was age 17 and working and earning my own money my mom bought me hanes underwear in a package. And even once I bought my own VS stuff I had to hide it. There is no reason any teenager needs VS for any reason.
Lacey, Liz, you're not helping me get over my whole "male children only" problem...
Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at February 06, 2010 07:49 PM (ISEr/)
Posted by: soulpile at February 06, 2010 11:47 PM (afWhQ)
That's cheating!
Posted by: 18-1 at February 06, 2010 07:50 PM (bgcml)
*sobs in corner*
Posted by: Pitiful PETA People at February 06, 2010 11:48 PM (M4JV6)
Ah, my work here is done. 
Posted by: wherestherum at February 06, 2010 07:50 PM (gofDd)
If they came with shorts underneath, it might work out.
Hot Pants.
Posted by: andycanuck at February 06, 2010 07:50 PM (2qU2d)
Speaking of attire, I don't know what it is with the Mexican chicks and always wearing clothes and jewellery that constantly point décolleté
Posted by: logprof at February 06, 2010 11:46 PM (gJL6J)
Ah yes, the mexican style. I have an auntie who keeps trying to make me dress in such a way so I can "attract a man." 
They also love shoes with toe cutouts and tall little tiny spiky heels.
Posted by: soulpile at February 06, 2010 07:51 PM (afWhQ)
Ditto, Rum and Liz.
I remember for prom I asked my Mom if I could get some, shall we say, delicates there to match the dress. She completely flipped the hell out and asked why? Who was going to see it? It wasn't until the day of prom that I convinced her I was going to behave with my date. That was a total bonehead move on my part.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 06, 2010 07:51 PM (M4JV6)
Posted by: curious at February 06, 2010 07:51 PM (p302b)
anyone remember the stretch pants in the 80's that had little skirts attatched to them?
Posted by: Elizabeth at February 06, 2010 07:52 PM (QjuDE)
Heroin helps comprehension, I think. Lots of 70s movies made no freakin' sense whatsoever.
Much like LSD helps comprehension of most movies made between 1966-1971?
Comprehension was not a necessity. There was a lot of "ooh pretty."
Posted by: huerfano at February 06, 2010 07:52 PM (lLqRQ)
Posted by: katya at February 06, 2010 07:53 PM (+ZaEG)
Heh, they all do that here in Tejas, it's bizarre.
Posted by: koopy at February 06, 2010 07:54 PM (XllG0)
I want to know why they wax off their eyebrows and a draw a skinny arching line.
I knew a girl who in 8th grade was looking forward to getting her makeup tattooed on. If I recall correctly, she may have been planning to get her eyebrows done, too.
Posted by: soulpile at February 06, 2010 07:54 PM (afWhQ)
I'm showing my age here, but I never liked thongs. Except as another word for flip-flops. Thongs look like anal floss to me.
Posted by: K~Bob at February 06, 2010 07:54 PM (9b6FB)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 06, 2010 07:54 PM (M4JV6)
Welcome to Dallas!
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at February 06, 2010 07:55 PM (Yq+qN)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at February 06, 2010 07:55 PM (rurh0)
Posted by: katya at February 06, 2010 11:53 PM (+ZaEG)
Have you tried running Hijack This?
Posted by: 18-1 at February 06, 2010 07:55 PM (bgcml)
Actually, maybe I'm just one guy, but I don't agree. To me a sexy woman:
- is smarter than me, but too classy to need to prove it (nothing is sexier than a brilliant, confident woman)
- dresses like lady in public, reserving the more intimate attire for me at home
- knows what to say in any situation to soothe, save face, and not offend.
- treats visitors as family, making them comfortable
- can make conversation with both the President and the gas station clerk alike, making both feel equally important
- can fry up the bacon and bring it home in a pan, knowing that we men have our foibles about that
-
Posted by: Ombudsman at February 06, 2010 07:55 PM (y4B2y)
Posted by: 18-1 at February 06, 2010 07:56 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: K~Bob at February 06, 2010 11:54 PM (9b6FB)
--Get outtta here!
Posted by: Sisqo at February 06, 2010 07:57 PM (gJL6J)
Pretty much. I get my bras and undies there but they're tame compared to some of the stuff they sell.
Posted by: wherestherum at February 06, 2010 07:57 PM (gofDd)
They have cotton underwear too that provides full coverage, but it's just the point of having a teenager wear something from VS that bothers me. Besides, what teenager really needs to spend more than $5 on one pair of underwear?
Posted by: Elizabeth at February 06, 2010 07:57 PM (QjuDE)
Ohio Dan I didn't know you too were in CIN.
I think the burlesque show sounds fun! Where is it going to be?
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 06, 2010 07:57 PM (M4JV6)
Even in Taxi Driver? Apocalypse Now? Kramer vs. Kramer?!?
No one went to see those movies. Those were adult movies.
Posted by: huerfano at February 06, 2010 07:57 PM (lLqRQ)
Fitting lyrics for many morons - Flashlight Brown's Ready to Roll:
"I got a 20-sider on call
I got the real world blinded
Midnight, torchlight down in the haunted cave
Get some platinum the D.M will turn the page
We may not know any girls
But we have graph paper guilding our way
We got confusion, delusion
And all of Friday night to kill
Check out my thief he's got the black shield
Check out my sickly cave tan
Lawful, evil a moral catastrophe
Half-orc, full dork; the myth and reality
We may not know any girls
But we have graph paper guilding our way
We got confusion, delusion
And all of Friday night to kill
Pick up the phone the pizza's still late
Pick up from where your mule died
Go to the tavern have a few beers
Pick up an Elvin bar whore
We may not know any girls
But we have graph paper guilding our way
We got confusion, delusion
And all of Friday night to kill
That was by far the best time that we ever had "
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at February 06, 2010 07:57 PM (8MuSQ)
Posted by: garrett at February 06, 2010 07:57 PM (xCF2m)
Posted by: logprof at February 06, 2010 07:59 PM (gJL6J)
Posted by: katya at February 06, 2010 07:59 PM (+ZaEG)
Posted by: Holger at February 06, 2010 11:51 PM (8NGHm)
You want a Utilikilt, then.
Posted by: K~Bob at February 06, 2010 08:00 PM (9b6FB)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at February 06, 2010 08:01 PM (Yq+qN)
Even in Taxi Driver? Apocalypse Now? Kramer vs. Kramer?!?
No one went to see those movies. Those were adult movies.
I thought Behind the Green Door and Deep Throat were 70's adult movies. Apocalypse Now is too a kid movie. Dennis Hopper is so lovable and cuddly in that flick...
Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at February 06, 2010 08:01 PM (ISEr/)
Posted by: Soap MacTavish at February 06, 2010 08:01 PM (554T5)
That actually looks manlier than I thought it would. I still like the traditional tartans (gus, where are you?) but I have to admit, that looks pretty cool.
Posted by: wherestherum at February 06, 2010 08:01 PM (gofDd)
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Girls who are mean to waiters and waitresses and busboys on a date are the biggest warning sign to me, and i just run and leave them with the check. not really, but they do frighten me. and yet you'd be surprised by how often it happens, even with girls who appear totally nice and polite with their classmates and 'equals.' as soon as a 'servant' appears, though, the inner princess comes out, yikes.
Posted by: Adrian at February 06, 2010 08:02 PM (HqFA1)
Speaking of attire, I don't know what it is with the Mexican chicks and always wearing clothes and jewellery that constantly point décolleté
Posted by: logprof at February 06, 2010 11:46 PM (gJL6J)
Ah yes, the mexican style. I have an auntie who keeps trying to make me dress in such a way so I can "attract a man."
They also love shoes with toe cutouts and tall little tiny spiky heels.
Posted by: soulpile at February 06, 2010 11:51 PM (afWhQ)
The worst thing you could call a Mexicana back in the day was "sin nalgas".
Butts were even more important than chi-chis.
Posted by: TexasJew at February 06, 2010 08:02 PM (dcKUM)
HijackThis is a great tool if you know your way around an operating system. If you don't there's a good chance you'll get rid of something you shouldn't. It doesn't try to distinguish the good from the bad, IIRC.
Thanks for the heads up. I know a few computer nerds that can help me out. I'll proceed with caution.
Posted by: katya at February 06, 2010 08:02 PM (+ZaEG)
So did Star Wars, The Godfather, and Jaws, but honestly, is the first thing that crosses your mind "1970s" when you watch them. Could Zardoz or Kelly's Heroes (especially the Donald Sutherland parts) have been made in any other decade?
Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at February 06, 2010 08:04 PM (ISEr/)
@303: "I still like the traditional tartans"
I have some ties and a scarf in the MacDonald of the Isles tartan (both traditional and the more "modern" one).
Now, if I could only find a way to work "No dogs, no Campbells" into the pattern.....
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at February 06, 2010 08:04 PM (8MuSQ)
I may have to make my own unless I can find one made my Levi Strauss.
Posted by: Holger at February 06, 2010 08:04 PM (8NGHm)
Posted by: Adrian at February 06, 2010 08:04 PM (HqFA1)
I wasn't using that prog—just my usual daring raid on processes running. Anyhoo, the other night I killed my web connection by deciding I didn't need a certain process (forget which one it was now). Took about twenty minutes of poking around to figure out which one it was and start it back up.
Posted by: K~Bob at February 06, 2010 08:04 PM (9b6FB)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at February 06, 2010 08:05 PM (rurh0)
Amen. I tend to judge people by the way they treat service staff. I also judged many an attorney and client by the way they treated me. Some would be all nice and ass kissy with the lawyers but be a shit to me or the other paralegals.
I have a friend who's a bit of a snob and the way she talks to waiters drives me crazy.
Posted by: wherestherum at February 06, 2010 08:07 PM (gofDd)
@308: "Could Zardoz or Kelly's Heroes (especially the Donald Sutherland parts) have been made in any other decade?"
Always with the negative waves, man.
Posted by: 8-Ball at February 06, 2010 08:07 PM (8MuSQ)
I thought Behind the Green Door and Deep Throat were 70's adult movies. Apocalypse Now is too a kid movie. Dennis Hopper is so lovable and cuddly in that flick...
Sorry, by adult I meant serious and depressing. Stoners don't like that. It harshes your buzz.
Posted by: huerfano at February 06, 2010 08:07 PM (lLqRQ)
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Yeah she is. Remember Andy hitting on her a while back? "You don't need my help to look good" or something like that. She is gorgeous.
Posted by: Adrian at February 06, 2010 08:07 PM (HqFA1)
307 Did we lose you to youtube
Yuh-Huh...I'm actually drinking Blanton's and getting the stereo warmed up for some more music....you tube does that to me!
Posted by: garrett at February 06, 2010 08:07 PM (xCF2m)
Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at February 07, 2010 12:04 AM (ISEr/)
I remember watching Kelly's Heros at the State Theater in Austin in 1970. Sutherland had been going around to Army bases with Jane Fonda, trying to get soldiers to go AWOL. Disgraceful. Then that absolute abomination of him in Kelly's Heros acting like some stoned-out hippie during the damn Korean War. I walked out, along with a number of other people. Piece of Shit.
Posted by: TexasJew at February 06, 2010 08:08 PM (dcKUM)
See, Taxi Driver and Apocalypse Now both are psychologically messed up, brutally violent, and probably make more sense while on some kind of mind altering substance. Kramer vs. Kramer is none of those things. Somehow it managed to escape the 1970s with some semblance of sanity in the finished product.
Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at February 06, 2010 08:09 PM (ISEr/)
Um....Match Game was on TV. That must count for something.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at February 06, 2010 08:09 PM (Yq+qN)
I once totally trashed a program that I used quite frequently because a diagnostic tool gave me a false positive on a DLL that I didn't recognize. Much chaos ensued.
Posted by: Soap MacTavish at February 06, 2010 08:09 PM (554T5)
Hee, hee, hee, Maet forgot it was a Caturday post.
Posted by: Likes puppehs better at February 06, 2010 08:09 PM (LKkE8)
Hmmm. Oh, yeah, you gotta type those in the source editor.
Posted by: K~Bob at February 06, 2010 08:09 PM (9b6FB)
Posted by: K~Bob at February 07, 2010 12:04 AM (9b6FB)
I really think MS should try to set a standard that there is some explanation of windows processes. Yeah, they can't make everyone do it, but it is pretty annoying to see a list of processes with no idea what they each are. Google does usually help, but I shouldn't have to...
One other thing I would suggest is running msconfig from a dos prompt. You can stop programs from starting at startup - like real scheduler. Just make sure you don't turn off anything if you don't know what it is...
Posted by: 18-1 at February 06, 2010 08:09 PM (bgcml)
@322: "Then that absolute abomination of him in Kelly's Heros acting like some stoned-out hippie during the damn Korean War."
That was WWII, man. Remember the Nazis and Tiger tanks, baby?
Posted by: 8-Ball at February 06, 2010 08:10 PM (8MuSQ)
Amen. To summarize my post 285, the mark of a lady (or gentleman, for that matter) is how they treat those who can not possibly harm or help them
Posted by: Ombudsman at February 06, 2010 08:11 PM (y4B2y)
Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at February 06, 2010 08:12 PM (ISEr/)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 06, 2010 08:12 PM (M4JV6)
Also, nice people tend to get more things done for them more efficiently. Not always, but usually. Does not work on government workers however. Why are USPS counter service people so dour?
Posted by: wherestherum at February 06, 2010 08:12 PM (gofDd)
Another good one is running 'dxdiag'.
Posted by: Soap MacTavish at February 06, 2010 08:14 PM (554T5)
@332: "how they treat those who can not possibly harm or help them"
Um, if you think waiters can neither help nor harm you, you must not eat out much.
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at February 06, 2010 08:14 PM (8MuSQ)
Posted by: Adrian at February 07, 2010 12:04 AM (HqFA1)
I thought Kramer vs Kramer was an unmitigated piece of manipulative PC crap. And, as my girlfriend noted at the time, how could two people with big whopping ethnic shnozzes like Hoffman and Streep have a kid with almost no nose at all?
That kid looked like a more evil junior Stephen King, as Pauline Kael noted at the time.
That movie was a harbinger of the PC shit we have suffered with for the past 30 years.
Posted by: TexasJew at February 06, 2010 08:14 PM (dcKUM)
Posted by: koopy at February 06, 2010 08:15 PM (XllG0)
Too right. Apple doesn't put up with loose shit from driver coders and process coders. At least they din't used to.
Posted by: K~Bob at February 06, 2010 08:16 PM (9b6FB)
334 Reshma is stunning. They like her on Red Eye. And by they I mean every male on the set except Bill Shultz because, let's face it, he doesn't really count on this particular topic.
I have the HUGEST crush on Remi Spencer...it's just not normal how attracted to her I am!?
Posted by: garrett at February 06, 2010 08:17 PM (xCF2m)
I just tug my shirt a little lower.
I keed, I keed! No, seriously, I've never done that.
Posted by: wherestherum at February 06, 2010 08:17 PM (gofDd)
@335: "Why are USPS counter service people so dour?"
They don't get to do mass shootings anymore.
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at February 06, 2010 08:17 PM (8MuSQ)
and why don't they wear uniforms anymore? I always wonder if the post office people in my neighborhood are legit because they just wear jeans/shorts and t-shirts, nothing identyfing them as working for USPS.
Posted by: koopy at February 06, 2010 08:18 PM (XllG0)
Because they can't be fired for having a bad attitude, and they get paid X per hour no matter how slow they work. One of my best friends works the counter at the post office and I swear some of the shit the people that work there do and don't get fired for is just ridiculous. One mailman hid his route mail for a week in a back closet because he felt like sitting in a coffee shop all day long instead of delivering mail. He wasn't fired, and his only punishment was that he was demoted to working the back room (but his pay remained exactly the same).
Posted by: Elizabeth at February 06, 2010 08:18 PM (QjuDE)
Posted by: rawmuse at February 06, 2010 08:18 PM (2E8dI)
Posted by: wherestherum at February 07, 2010 12:12 AM (gofDd)
It is something of a tradition for them, like French waiters. Interesting that Obama thought USPS was a good comparison for his healthcare plan...no?
Posted by: 18-1 at February 06, 2010 08:18 PM (bgcml)
Though, it does piss me off when the hostess asks me if I want a kid menu...
Posted by: soulpile at February 06, 2010 08:18 PM (afWhQ)
Posted by: Holger at February 06, 2010 08:18 PM (8NGHm)
No kilts. Of any kind.
The fact that you're fighting a losing battle with Klingon or two need not be communicated to me. At all. Ever.
Posted by: Arbalest at February 06, 2010 08:19 PM (JnWYr)
@332: "how they treat those who can not possibly harm or help them"
Um, if you think waiters can neither help nor harm you, you must not eat out much.
I worked as a waiter all through college. I meant that in a generic sense. I KNOW waiters can help/harm. Just don't be an asshole, and you'll be fine. I never spit in anyone's food
Posted by: Ombudsman at February 06, 2010 08:19 PM (y4B2y)
Posted by: Roman Polanski at February 06, 2010 08:19 PM (Gk/wA)
I keed, I keed! No, seriously, I've never done that.
Posted by: wherestherum at February 07, 2010 12:17 AM (gofDd)
They are perfectly happy taking money you know. Now police officers who pull you over...that's a different story.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 06, 2010 08:19 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: Nancy at February 06, 2010 08:20 PM (LKkE8)
logprof, google Reshma Shetty.
She's on USA's Royal Pains.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 07, 2010 12:13 AM (M4JV6)
--Yeah she's prettybut I have never heard of that show and it sounds lame.
Posted by: logprof at February 06, 2010 08:20 PM (gJL6J)
Palin gave a decent speech tonight. Held off on hard prescriptions and focused on basic stuff. About right for nine months away from midterms. Didn't win any new converts, didn't lose any of her base.
Posted by: K~Bob at February 06, 2010 08:20 PM (9b6FB)
BTW does anyone know of a good online forum where you can go to get some tax advice help?
Posted by: Roman Polanski at February 07, 2010 12:19 AM (Gk/wA)
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10912603/Why don't you sit down right here.
Posted by: Chris Hansen at February 06, 2010 08:20 PM (bgcml)
ABC is advertising that they are going to have a radio program at 1 am called doug mcintyre's Red Eye Radio....
is this Red Eye? or is someone blatantly stealing their thunder?
Posted by: curious at February 06, 2010 08:21 PM (p302b)
The second time I was at Target and a little Hispanic child goes running past me. A Target clerk asks me if the child is mine. The kid doesn't even remotely look Asian. WTF?
Posted by: wherestherum at February 06, 2010 08:21 PM (gofDd)
They may ask you to take their special "breathalizer"
Posted by: Ombudsman at February 06, 2010 08:21 PM (y4B2y)
343 Better her than Patti Ann Brown. I do not get the fascination many men have with that woman. I know she's half dressed on there many times, but it's not even all that appealing.
And that's okay, it's just not normal how attracted I am to Thaddeus McCotter
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 06, 2010 08:22 PM (M4JV6)
Posted by: koopy at February 06, 2010 08:22 PM (XllG0)
Posted by: wherestherum at February 07, 2010 12:21 AM (gofDd)
Well, maybe the clerk figure those Dora the Explorer videos weren't for you? :-p
Posted by: Chris Hansen at February 06, 2010 08:24 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: Elizabeth at February 06, 2010 08:24 PM (QjuDE)
Posted by: garrett at February 06, 2010 08:25 PM (xCF2m)
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at February 06, 2010 08:26 PM (8MuSQ)
is this Red Eye? or is someone blatantly stealing their thunder?
No, KABC radio has had that for a long time, at least out here. Red Eye radio used to be hosted by Peter Tilden. I'm surprised McIntyre would go back to ABC, but I guess it was Citadel Broadcasting that fired him.
Well, maybe the clerk figure those Dora the Explorer videos weren't for you? :-p
LOL, but I was holding dog food.
Posted by: wherestherum at February 06, 2010 08:26 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: Elizabeth at February 07, 2010 12:24 AM (QjuDE)
Hello? We may not manage to make every HS graduate illiterate, but genetics? Yeah, that we can manage to screw up.
Posted by: The NEA at February 06, 2010 08:26 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: garrett at February 06, 2010 08:26 PM (xCF2m)
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at February 06, 2010 08:28 PM (8MuSQ)
And that's what you planned to feed your child?
Posted by: huerfano at February 07, 2010 12:27 AM (lLqRQ)
And for that, I blame the failed policies of the last eight years.
Posted by: Barack H Obama at February 06, 2010 08:28 PM (bgcml)
but seriously: does anybody know of a good online forum for tax advice?
Somebody give this kid the IRS website number already!!
Posted by: Joe the Biden at February 06, 2010 08:30 PM (M4JV6)
5-6 People saying they want to kill themselves and 2 underachievers who only took pills and then called for help immediately.
I'm gonna start bringing in my old NRA and Gun magazines and start leaving them in the waiting room for these losers.
Posted by: GrumpyUnk at February 06, 2010 08:30 PM (d7zzZ)
Posted by: wherestherum at February 07, 2010 12:29 AM (gofDd)
Brussel Sprouts and Spinach. With bland baked chicken.
Posted by: Mayor Bloomberg at February 06, 2010 08:31 PM (bgcml)
That actually sounds good. If the chicken was dressed up a little bit.
Posted by: soulpile at February 06, 2010 08:31 PM (afWhQ)
Posted by: GrumpyUnk at February 07, 2010 12:30 AM (d7zzZ)
Glass half-full kinda guy, huh? I like that.
Posted by: Forward Looking at February 06, 2010 08:32 PM (LKkE8)
Somebody give this kid the IRS website number already!!
Posted by: Joe the Biden at February 07, 2010 12:30 AM (M4JV6)
And remember we are right almost 2/3s of the time.
Incorrect tax advice from the IRS does not indemnify you from penalties and interest.
Posted by: The IRS at February 06, 2010 08:32 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: wherestherum at February 06, 2010 08:32 PM (gofDd)
Andy Levy is sooooo cute. But...
Is it just me or does it seem like sex would be wasted on him? I just don't get a sex vibe off of him.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 06, 2010 08:33 PM (M4JV6)
that is what i find the most hysterical. If they give you the wrong advice they can still penalize you monetarily.
Posted by: curious at February 06, 2010 08:33 PM (p302b)
Sort of sums up the gov't in its entirety, doesn't it?
Posted by: wherestherum at February 06, 2010 08:34 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: Picky, picky, picky at February 06, 2010 08:34 PM (LKkE8)
Posted by: curious at February 07, 2010 12:33 AM (p302b)
and I'm here to help
Posted by: I'm from the government at February 06, 2010 08:34 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: wherestherum at February 07, 2010 12:34 AM (gofDd)
Hey, we'll win that war on poverty any day now. I can see the light at the end of the tunnel.
Posted by: LBJ at February 06, 2010 08:36 PM (bgcml)
Humanity continues to amaze me. Not in a good way either.
Posted by: GrumpyUnk at February 06, 2010 08:36 PM (d7zzZ)
Hey, we'll win that war on poverty any day now. I can see the light at the end of the tunnel.
Get off the track!
Posted by: Casey Jones at February 06, 2010 08:37 PM (lLqRQ)
+1
I maintain that stupid is contagious.
Posted by: wherestherum at February 06, 2010 08:40 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: wherestherum at February 07, 2010 12:40 AM (gofDd)
We caught it going through the birth canal.
Posted by: Sasha & Malia at February 06, 2010 08:41 PM (YX6i/)
Posted by: wherestherum at February 07, 2010 12:40 AM (gofDd)
I blame the Fluoridation of Water robbing our Purity of Essence. That is why I drink only whole-grain alcohol.
Posted by: General Jack D. Ripper at February 06, 2010 08:41 PM (8NGHm)
Yeah that's probably part of it. I'm suspect of a single man with cats.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 06, 2010 08:42 PM (M4JV6)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 07, 2010 12:42 AM (M4JV6)
As it should be.
Posted by: Editor at February 06, 2010 08:43 PM (YX6i/)
@381: "5-6 People saying they want to kill themselves and 2 underachievers who only took pills and then called for help immediately.
I'm gonna start bringing in my old NRA and Gun magazines and start leaving them in the waiting room for these losers."
Nah, just give them a Sylvia Plath book and a bottle of Ambien.
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at February 06, 2010 08:43 PM (8MuSQ)
Posted by: Adrian at February 06, 2010 08:44 PM (HqFA1)
Hell.
...Other People...
you guys ever read anymore?
Posted by: Sartre at February 07, 2010 12:43 AM (xCF2m)
Um, best play ever! Seriously. I loved that play.
Posted by: wherestherum at February 06, 2010 08:44 PM (gofDd)
I don't think that's an automatic assumption. Especially if the kid is nowhere near you when someone asks if the kid is yours.
Posted by: wherestherum at February 06, 2010 08:45 PM (gofDd)
LOL My ex husband is a single man with a cat and he lives with his parents right now.
In fairness, the cat was one of mine/ours that I couldn't keep because I could only have one here, and he lives with his parents because they are old and need help and he is a good person, but I love giving him a hard time for being a single geek with a cat who lives with mom and dad
Posted by: Elizabeth at February 06, 2010 08:45 PM (QjuDE)
Oh I have very angry back muscles from shoveling right now. I think I have to break out a heating pad.
So the only relevant question remains? Which Golden Girl am I? Dorothy, Blanche, Rose or Sophia?
Sigh....
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 06, 2010 08:46 PM (M4JV6)
Yeah that's probably part of it.
Doesn't seem to be the kind that would give it to you good and hard...more lke the kind you would have to coddle and then cuddle...and you'd have to listen to 'Disintegration' rather than "The Song Remains the Same".
Posted by: Ask Dr. Garrett at February 06, 2010 08:46 PM (xCF2m)
Posted by: curious at February 06, 2010 08:48 PM (p302b)
@396: "Humanity continues to amaze me. Not in a good way either."
Ford Fairlane said it best: "So many assholes; so few bullets."
Although, Lady Shiva's pretty much on the money, too: "I believe in letting people do as they wish, as do I myself. Sometimes, of course, what I wish to do is kill them, and they do not wish to die. This gives life interest."
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at February 06, 2010 08:48 PM (8MuSQ)
So the only relevant question remains? Which Golden Girl am I? Dorothy, Blanche, Rose or Sophia?
Check you breath...if it smells like Polident and Cock - You're Blanche!
Posted by: Ask Dr. Garrett at February 06, 2010 08:49 PM (xCF2m)
Posted by: curious at February 06, 2010 08:49 PM (p302b)
Posted by: Elizabeth at February 06, 2010 08:50 PM (QjuDE)
413 + 1 or something. math is hard late at night
414 No it was a joke about how old I felt that was last night's conversation--we're not revisiting that
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 06, 2010 08:52 PM (M4JV6)
Check you breath...if it smells like Polident and Cock - You're Blanche!
Posted by: Ask Dr. Garrett at February 07, 2010 12:49 AM (xCF2m)
Polident and cock? Ha. Try Polident and wrinkled sack.
Posted by: Sofia at February 06, 2010 08:52 PM (YX6i/)
Still, "Hell is other people. Except you, you're different," is a great pick-up line.
Posted by: Adrian at February 06, 2010 08:53 PM (HqFA1)
I'm surprised it took this long. Esp if so many lawyers are out of work.
Posted by: wherestherum at February 06, 2010 08:53 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 06, 2010 08:54 PM (M4JV6)
Posted by: wherestherum at February 06, 2010 08:54 PM (gofDd)
Try Polident and wrinkled sack.
I didn't know Blanche and Bea Arthur Hooked up!?
Always thought there were some latent saphic overtones going on there...
Posted by: Ask Dr. Garrett at February 06, 2010 08:54 PM (xCF2m)
Sniff! (Wiping away a tear). Why yes! Yes I do! Sigh! Hi everybody! I got here late, am trying to read through and catch up.
Posted by: runningrn at February 06, 2010 08:54 PM (CfmlF)
my parents' 40th wedding anniversary is coming up, any good anniversary gift advice/suggestions?
Posted by: chemjeff at February 06, 2010 08:55 PM (Gk/wA)
Yes!!! Need some help with that Vern?
That is the Phil Jones who has temporarily stepped down as director of the climatic research unit at the University of East Anglia. That is the Vatican of the Pagan Gaea Global Warming Faith.
Posted by: Flavius Julius at February 06, 2010 08:56 PM (NLZLH)
Something involving Rubies or the color Ruby Red if you want to be traditional.
Posted by: Elizabeth at February 06, 2010 08:57 PM (QjuDE)
Sniff! (Wiping away a tear). Why yes! Yes I do! Sigh! Hi everybody! I got here late, am trying to read through and catch up.
Posted by: runningrn at February 07, 2010 12:54 AM (CfmlF)
Yeah, I have this as my wallpaper - and I do, too. Desperately.
Posted by: antisocialist at February 06, 2010 08:57 PM (Rwudm)
As long as I"m not Dorothy. She's was a perpetual crabapple.
How would you feel if you were a sequntial hermaphroditewith a deadbeat Greek Ex-Husband?
Posted by: Dorothy at February 06, 2010 08:58 PM (xCF2m)
Posted by: chemjeff at February 06, 2010 08:58 PM (Gk/wA)
my parents' 40th wedding anniversary is coming up, any good anniversary gift advice/suggestions?
Well it's too late for an abortion so I'm not quite sure I can help you there....
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 06, 2010 08:58 PM (M4JV6)
Posted by: wherestherum at February 07, 2010 12:54 AM (gofDd)
My Dearest Wormwood,
You're doing a good job, but don't rest. She still has that personal responsibility knack that needs some work, though she's on the path we want. Just a little more work and this job is complete.
Your Uncle.
Posted by: Screwtape at February 06, 2010 08:59 PM (YX6i/)
Posted by: chemjeff at February 07, 2010 12:55 AM (Gk/wA)
An awesome anniversary party is an absolute must...
Posted by: antisocialist at February 06, 2010 09:00 PM (Rwudm)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 06, 2010 09:00 PM (M4JV6)
Posted by: chemjeff at February 06, 2010 09:00 PM (Gk/wA)
Posted by: wherestherum at February 06, 2010 09:01 PM (gofDd)
Just consider it a very late term abortion for do it yourselfers.
Posted by: Flavius Julius at February 06, 2010 09:02 PM (NLZLH)
Posted by: chemjeff at February 07, 2010 01:00 AM (Gk/wA)
Any relatives / close friends living near them who could set things up by proxy?
Posted by: antisocialist at February 06, 2010 09:02 PM (Rwudm)
Posted by: koopy at February 06, 2010 09:03 PM (XllG0)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 06, 2010 09:03 PM (M4JV6)
111 104 DC looks so pretty and peaceful covered in snow.
My family in PA and MD were buried in 2 feet of snow early this afternoon, and it was still coming down hard. My sister who lives 2 blocks from the ocean in NJ had over a foot. I feel badly for them, but I've been praying that God unleashes the worst winter weather on these cocksuckers in Congress so that they can't continue to destroy America, and that Barry is truly inconvenienced with horrible winter weather all four years he's in the WH. I want Chicago to look like frickin' Jamaica in comparison to what he gets slammed with.
Posted by: runningrn at February 06, 2010 09:03 PM (CfmlF)
445 Btw, Waiting for Godot sucked balls. Boringest play EVAH. The whole point is that there is no point. Jesus.
I really think Beckett wanted you to suffer through the realization.
Personally, I think it is among the best Plays you can: read.
Don't think I'll ever go see it...and seeing how I missed the all Lesbian edition done in Missoula last year, I doubt I'll ever get the chance to be that motivated to go again.
Posted by: garrett at February 06, 2010 09:04 PM (xCF2m)
/rant over!
Posted by: Adrian at February 06, 2010 09:04 PM (HqFA1)
446 I don't know. All these years later and I'm still tryign to understand it. Maybe I need more eyeliner. Hmmmmm
Jesus and Mary Chain did it better.
Posted by: garrett at February 06, 2010 09:05 PM (xCF2m)
Ugh, I definitely suffered while reading it. I don't ever want to see it on stage. I also thought Death of Salesman was interminable, both as a written work and on stage.
runningrn, there was an article about the storm on msnbc that said a snow laden branch fell on top of an SUV with the press inside. It's too bad it wasn't the whole tree, but it was pretty funny.
Posted by: wherestherum at February 06, 2010 09:06 PM (gofDd)
454 'Thus Spake Zarathustra' , remains a favorite and nearly once a year read for me. I think that Nietzcsche resolved the problems of Hegel and the rest were struggling to catch up for 100 years.
To which I also believe Kierkegaard and Dostoyevsky remain under-apreciated in the Existentialist tradition...
Posted by: garrett at February 06, 2010 09:07 PM (xCF2m)
Posted by: wherestherum at February 06, 2010 09:08 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: Aristomenes at February 06, 2010 09:09 PM (eiVQc)
I know I read Kierkegaard but I don't remember details. Nietzche was about the will. So was Schopenhauer, but I recall he was more nihilistic.
Posted by: wherestherum at February 06, 2010 09:10 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: Holger at February 06, 2010 09:11 PM (8NGHm)
Posted by: chemjeff at February 06, 2010 09:11 PM (Gk/wA)
Posted by: Flavius Julius at February 07, 2010 01:07 AM (NLZLH)
--One of the Reid brothers dated Hope Sandoval back in the day
Posted by: logprof at February 06, 2010 09:12 PM (gJL6J)
Posted by: wherestherum at February 06, 2010 09:12 PM (gofDd)
the worst existentialist play i ever saw was by ionesco, i think it was called The Chairs or something like that, all i remember is that there were a crapload of chairs.
Posted by: Adrian at February 06, 2010 09:13 PM (HqFA1)
Posted by: garrett at February 07, 2010 01:09 AM (xCF2m)
--Sad that I did not even need the 'Net to call to mind that tidbit from 15 years ago
Posted by: logprof at February 06, 2010 09:13 PM (gJL6J)
Posted by: chemjeff at February 06, 2010 09:13 PM (Gk/wA)
Is there a way to encourage them to do that? Wasn't there some woman in England who had an abortion because she was an envirowhacko and didn't want to contribute to overpopulation/carbon footprint or something silly? I can't say I disapprove of her taking her genes out of the pool.
Posted by: wherestherum at February 06, 2010 09:14 PM (gofDd)
Jeez, took me a year to get through it the one and only time i read it.
Posted by: koopy at February 06, 2010 09:15 PM (XllG0)
Good night morons
Posted by: Elizabeth at February 06, 2010 09:17 PM (QjuDE)
Posted by: pat at February 06, 2010 09:17 PM (TCZ5c)
one site suggested an old magazine cover, and the image was from some old Time Magazine cover and on the cover is a guy who looks like Stalin! yeah that's what I'll give my parents for their anniversary, a picture of papa joe
Posted by: chemjeff at February 06, 2010 09:18 PM (Gk/wA)
Um...hmmm. I have a book from a philo 1 course I took in college that had a great collection of essays from different philosophers. I can't remember the name, so I'll try to track it down.
If you had time to audit a basic philosophy class, that's probably the best way to get an introduction.
Posted by: wherestherum at February 06, 2010 09:18 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: koopy at February 07, 2010 01:15 AM (XllG0)
I used to like Nietzsche.
Now, he is a POS who did all that thinking just to wind up going insane and did more harm to people than any good.
Posted by: Holger at February 06, 2010 09:18 PM (8NGHm)
Posted by: garrett at February 06, 2010 09:18 PM (xCF2m)
Ummm, so an ex just texted me to see if it was okay if he crash on my couch tonight bc he'd been drinking and didn't want to have to drive home.
A) I reaaaaally don't like tihs guy, and
B) There are other friends of his that live nearby. I assume he can call one of them.
I'm not replying to his text. Is that bitchy?
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 06, 2010 09:18 PM (M4JV6)
I'm not replying to his text. Is that bitchy?
No, that's not bitchy - that's you not giving in to his manipulation
Posted by: chemjeff at February 06, 2010 09:20 PM (Gk/wA)
I think Kant may be my all time favorite philosopher. Kant or Hobbes. Or Locke. Hmm.
Posted by: wherestherum at February 06, 2010 09:20 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: runningrn at February 06, 2010 09:20 PM (CfmlF)
I'm not replying to his text. Is that bitchy?
NO, that is prudent and sensible. If you feel guilty,tell him there's a line and offer to send him a cab.
Posted by: Juan William's Sweater at February 06, 2010 09:20 PM (xCF2m)
I'm not replying to his text. Is that bitchy?
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 07, 2010 01:18 AM (M4JV6)
No - it's the right thing to do. He's not trying to crash on your couch. He's trying to crash your cooch.
Posted by: Editor at February 06, 2010 09:21 PM (YX6i/)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 07, 2010 01:18 AM (M4JV6)
No. Crashing isn't what he wants to do.
Posted by: Holger at February 06, 2010 09:21 PM (8NGHm)
I think Kant may be my all time favorite philosopher. Kant or Hobbes. Or Locke. Hmm.
The 'Categorical Imperative' is really all a girl needs, now isn't it?
Posted by: Juan William's Sweater at February 06, 2010 09:21 PM (xCF2m)
@437: "It's sad that Phil is suicidal. I hope he gets well, I really do."
Yeah, but if he whacks himself out, he drops his carbon footprint to zero and helps save Mother Gaia.
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at February 06, 2010 09:22 PM (8MuSQ)
chemjeff,
I once got my mother-in-law a cool birthday gift - it was a reprint from the front page of her local paper for the day she was born. I forget where I got it (somewhere online) but she loved it. That might be something interesting for your parents, a reprint of the front page of a local paper or national newspaper from the day they were married.
OK, really going to bed now.
Posted by: Elizabeth at February 06, 2010 09:22 PM (QjuDE)
You have to love DesCartes as well...French bastard!
Posted by: Juan William's Sweater at February 06, 2010 09:22 PM (xCF2m)
Posted by: runningrn at February 06, 2010 09:24 PM (CfmlF)
Posted by: Geraldo's Moustache at February 06, 2010 09:24 PM (xCF2m)
So, not sure if anyone answered my query last night, but where's PGiS? Hot date with genghis? Or just busy with the little boy?
Favorite philosopher? Aristotle (I have a weakness for the classics)
Posted by: logprof at February 06, 2010 09:24 PM (gJL6J)
(I kind of think of small children as "walking fomites").
Get out of my Head!?!?
Fomites, and Newts are my pet names for children under 5.
Posted by: garrett at February 06, 2010 09:25 PM (xCF2m)
Posted by: wherestherum at February 06, 2010 09:26 PM (gofDd)
I don't know if this was posted earlier today since I haven't been here at all today, but here's a funny Bud Light ad "Clothing Drive" for you all:
http://tinyurl.com/ydqdkogPosted by: runningrn at February 06, 2010 09:26 PM (CfmlF)
So, not sure if anyone answered my query last
night, but where's PGiS?
Posted by: logprof at February 07, 2010 01:24 AM (gJL6J)
Come on, dude. It's too late think about those 2 bumpin' ugs.
Posted by: Editor at February 06, 2010 09:27 PM (YX6i/)
oh, and Ibsen? Don't get me started! Screwtape would have a lot to say about that...
Posted by: Adrian at February 06, 2010 09:27 PM (HqFA1)
Aristotle (I have a weakness for the classics)
Hard to argue with that...when I was at the University of Arizona Julia Annas was there and she was among my favorite professor's and better friends in the Philosophy department. She is the where the buck stops with living Classicists as far as I am concerned. Brilliant and funny woman.
Posted by: garrett at February 06, 2010 09:28 PM (xCF2m)
@503: "where's PGiS? Hot date with genghis?
Probably lost the keys to the handcuffs."
--------------------
Genghis' Game?
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at February 06, 2010 09:28 PM (8MuSQ)
Rule of online groups including MMORPGs. When someone goes away, they found someone in real life. You are never going to see either of them again unless it is over between them.
Favorite Philosopher: The Stoics.
Posted by: Holger at February 06, 2010 09:28 PM (8NGHm)
So, not sure if anyone answered my query last night, but where's PGiS?
I'm sure she and Ghengis are currently engaged in teh Love Pretzel or one of the other various and sundry assorted positions in the Kama Sutra.
Posted by: runningrn at February 06, 2010 09:28 PM (CfmlF)
The only good thing about snow in DC, b/c it was created with this in-mind: http://tinyurl.com/yhpond2
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at February 06, 2010 09:28 PM (Yq+qN)
Hell yeah it sucked!
The 'Categorical Imperative' is really all a girl needs, now isn't it?
It's really all anyone needs! So simple and in 3 steps.
Posted by: wherestherum at February 06, 2010 09:31 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 07, 2010 01:18 AM (M4JV6)
Absolutely not. And if he does call and you answer, just say no. You are not the frickin' Motel 6, you will not leave the light on for him. I'll tell you what, if he calls, hand me the phone. I'm a total bitch, I'll scare him away.
Oh, and goodnight Elizabeth! (I didn't even get to ask you how you were, it took me so long to get caught up!)
Posted by: runningrn at February 06, 2010 09:32 PM (CfmlF)
It's really all anyone needs! So simple and in 3 steps.
You Moronettes are get cuter every friggin' day...
Posted by: garrett at February 06, 2010 09:32 PM (xCF2m)
@513: "fucking cocksuckers at Best Buy"
Interesting hobby ya got there....
(That place does suck for customer service, though.)
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at February 06, 2010 09:33 PM (8MuSQ)
That's a really cool pic. The first time I saw that memorial I thought it was real people.
Posted by: wherestherum at February 06, 2010 09:33 PM (gofDd)
Your Uncle.
Posted by: Screwtape at February 07, 2010 12:59 AM (YX6i/)
See, this is why I love this site. A appropriate reference to the screwtape letters, a discussion of skirts/boots, and simultaneous Roman Polanski postings.
Really, what more could you ask for?
Posted by: 18-1 at February 06, 2010 09:34 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: fartbubble at February 07, 2010 01:31 AM (cBeTr)
Do they sell Polident, too?
Posted by: Blanche at February 06, 2010 09:34 PM (YX6i/)
Interesting hobby ya got there....
(That place does suck for customer service, though.)
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at February 07, 2010 01:33 AM (8MuSQ)
lost 212 reward points because they expired
Posted by: fartbubble at February 06, 2010 09:34 PM (cBeTr)
I honestly think it's the best memorial, as well as the most creative. It really gives a human face to the conflict.
The ones from Wiki are better, but I saw that on Yahoo!News the day of the storm.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at February 06, 2010 09:35 PM (Yq+qN)
Which is ironic because that's how it really was over there. The Korean War memorial was my favorite war memorial in D.C. The guy who designed it was a Korean War vet, and he used the real faces of soldiers (from photographs) on the statues. When we were there in Oct., 2008, we had the cutest, sweetest docent. He was from North Dakota, and he himself was a vet of the Korean War. I absolutely just wanted to bring him home with me.
Posted by: runningrn at February 06, 2010 09:35 PM (CfmlF)
Really, what more could you ask for?
Posted by: 18-1 at February 07, 2010 01:34 AM (bgcml)
Well, you cocksuckers could really help a brah out by not harshing my game, assholes.
Posted by: Lacey's Ex at February 06, 2010 09:35 PM (YX6i/)
@520: "lost 212 reward points because they expired"
That sucks. They've gotten worse since all of their competitors went tits up. Good Guys was probably the best of the bunch.
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at February 06, 2010 09:36 PM (8MuSQ)
M&Ms with the sage advice. Three texts later, I texted him the number to the local cab company. His reply: "great thaks for nothing bitch".
Such a class act right there. I don't quite recall why I quit seeing him.....
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 06, 2010 09:37 PM (M4JV6)
Not as bad as Fry's. As soon as you get near a group of them they scatter like cockroaches in daylight.
Posted by: wherestherum at February 06, 2010 09:39 PM (gofDd)
M&Ms with the sage advice. Three texts later, I texted him the number to the local cab company. His reply: "great thaks for nothing bitch".
Lacey! That guy is a total douche rag! Thank God you are rid of him. I would consider this incident the end of any friendship with him. What a total asshat. If I were you, I'd never talk to him again.
Posted by: runningrn at February 06, 2010 09:39 PM (CfmlF)
Well, you cocksuckers could really help a brah out by not harshing my game, assholes.
You had your turn...back of the line!
Posted by: thaddeus mccotter at February 06, 2010 09:39 PM (xCF2m)
That sucks. They've gotten worse since all of their competitors went tits up. Good Guys was probably the best of the bunch.
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at February 07, 2010 01:36 AM (8MuSQ)
only positive is that they are sending me a $5 cert so it's not that I'm losing all of my rewards.
And yeah, ever since they've become the only game in town for B&M stores, they've really gone downhill.
Wish they wouldn't give me so shit when I try to price match Amazon
Posted by: fartbubble at February 06, 2010 09:39 PM (cBeTr)
Such a class act right there. I don't quite recall why I quit seeing him....."
How could you do that to Danny Noonan!!!! Was he just some meaningless one-afternoon fling to you?
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at February 06, 2010 09:40 PM (8MuSQ)
"Not as bad as Fry's. As soon as you get near a group of them they scatter like cockroaches in daylight."
Fry's is tops for trippiness, though. That Alice-in-Wonderland one in Woodland Hills is actually creepy.
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at February 06, 2010 09:41 PM (8MuSQ)
Posted by: runningrn at February 06, 2010 09:43 PM (CfmlF)
LOL, I love the themes. I remember when that one first opened, too. It saddens me they don't maintain the decor. All of it is falling apart and looks chipped and old now.
The Burbank one is the best. It has the UFO crashed into the building, plus it has the cafe that has seating like a drive through, complete with car chassis!
Posted by: wherestherum at February 06, 2010 09:44 PM (gofDd)
Well there was that one when I said to an ex, "At least I'm not the bitch who slept with her underage cousin."
Yeah, there was that one time.
Posted by: Editor at February 06, 2010 09:45 PM (YX6i/)
534 OK, gotta run! Hope you all have a great night and a great rest of the weekend!
Look out for Double Dipping Fomites, tomorrow!
Posted by: george co-stan-za at February 06, 2010 09:45 PM (xCF2m)
M&Ms with the sage advice. Three texts later, I texted him the number to the local cab company. His reply: "great thaks for nothing bitch".
Such a class act right there. I don't quite recall why I quit seeing him.....
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 07, 2010 01:37 AM (M4JV6)
Good on you. Guy is scum and you are better off not giving him the time of day.
Posted by: Holger at February 06, 2010 09:46 PM (8NGHm)
Posted by: Editor at February 06, 2010 09:46 PM (YX6i/)
Posted by: Adrian at February 06, 2010 09:47 PM (HqFA1)
Well there was that one when I said to an ex, "At least I'm not the bitch who slept with her underage cousin."
I sense an ONT bedtime story a comin'...
Posted by: garrett at February 06, 2010 09:47 PM (xCF2m)
Such a class act right there. I don't quite recall why I quit seeing him.....
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 07, 2010 01:37 AM (M4JV6)
--The more interesting question is, what did you see in him in the first place?
Posted by: logprof at February 06, 2010 09:47 PM (gJL6J)
@533: "Wow. Nice guy. He needs a baseball bat to the head."
Never start with the head! The victim gets all fuzzy...
Posted by: The Joker at February 06, 2010 09:47 PM (8MuSQ)
Ours are just horrible giant warehouses where they gather your information just to show you where an item is on a shelf. But first they have to take 10 minutes to print out a certificate that you have to give to the cashier to prove that the assoc. did their job. grr.
Posted by: soulpile at February 06, 2010 09:48 PM (afWhQ)
Posted by: chemjeff at February 06, 2010 09:48 PM (Gk/wA)
How could you do that to Danny Noonan!!!! Was he just some meaningless one-afternoon fling to you?
Now that's good!
Whatevs. This is why I"m off men. So what did I miss? I'm catching up now....
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 06, 2010 09:49 PM (M4JV6)
@548: "This is why I"m off men"
Allow me to introduce you to Alexthechick and Little Miss Spellcheck.
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at February 06, 2010 09:50 PM (8MuSQ)
Posted by: chemjeff at February 07, 2010 01:48 AM (Gk/wA)
Mine was eliminated in the Divisional round, playing as a wild-card.
Posted by: Editor at February 06, 2010 09:50 PM (YX6i/)
soulpile, I was in Buckeye a few months ago and the Fry's I saw there was a grocery store. Had the same logo, though. The ones here in Cali just sell electronics and related paraphernalia.
Posted by: wherestherum at February 06, 2010 09:51 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: newser at February 06, 2010 09:53 PM (D2axM)
Posted by: soulpile at February 06, 2010 09:53 PM (afWhQ)
A real Man wouldn't treat you like the last stop on a pub crawl, MsUnderoos.
You know you are a catch, you deserve to be no less than picky when it comes to the lads.
Posted by: garrett at February 06, 2010 09:53 PM (xCF2m)
Posted by: wherestherum at February 06, 2010 09:53 PM (gofDd)
@556: "I also like that Fry's Electronics has an extensive selection of junk food. Or as I like to call it: Nerd Food."
All you need is pizza and Mountain Dew: Code Red.
Hang on....my neighbor, 406, is at the door.....
Posted by: Columbus Ohio at February 06, 2010 09:55 PM (8MuSQ)
Posted by: wherestherum at February 07, 2010 01:53 AM (gofDd)
you liek Bawls don't you
Posted by: fartbubble at February 06, 2010 09:55 PM (cBeTr)
Posted by: soulpile at February 06, 2010 09:57 PM (afWhQ)
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at February 06, 2010 09:59 PM (8MuSQ)
He's just very drunk but it's very much not my problem either. He's not a botty-call kinda guy (hell do the kids even say that anymore? it's been so long
so I really think he honestly needed a place to crash.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 06, 2010 10:03 PM (M4JV6)
Posted by: garrett at February 06, 2010 10:03 PM (xCF2m)
Posted by: wherestherum at February 06, 2010 10:04 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: wherestherum at February 07, 2010 02:05 AM (gofDd)
I'm getting there.
Posted by: Holger at February 06, 2010 10:05 PM (8NGHm)
Pondering going out.....
2 and half hours to last call - plenty of time to whiff my way down the barskank ladder.
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at February 06, 2010 10:06 PM (8MuSQ)
He's just very drunk but it's very much not my problem either. He's not a botty-call kinda guy (hell do the kids even say that anymore? it's been so long so I really think he honestly needed a place to crash.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 07, 2010 02:03 AM (M4JV6)
Oh, lacey, come on. He's drunk. He's a booty call kinda guy.
Posted by: Editor at February 06, 2010 10:06 PM (YX6i/)
Posted by: logprof at February 06, 2010 10:07 PM (gJL6J)
Posted by: soulpile at February 06, 2010 10:07 PM (afWhQ)
Posted by: garrett at February 06, 2010 10:07 PM (xCF2m)
Posted by: soulpile at February 07, 2010 02:07 AM (afWhQ)
--I rented one three years ago and liked it.
Posted by: logprof at February 06, 2010 10:08 PM (gJL6J)
He is not homeless!. But his home is 30 mins from mine. Idiot didn't need to come out this way to drink.
Yeah where did everyone go??
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 06, 2010 10:08 PM (M4JV6)
Posted by: Editor at February 06, 2010 10:08 PM (YX6i/)
Posted by: logprof at February 07, 2010 02:07 AM (gJL6J)
oh yeah?
Posted by: fartbubble at February 06, 2010 10:08 PM (cBeTr)
Yeah where did everyone go??
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 07, 2010 02:08 AM (M4JV6)
Maybe it was something we said?
ditto points for anyone who gets the quote.
Posted by: Holger at February 06, 2010 10:09 PM (8NGHm)
I did see a Challenger yesterday and have to admit it looks pretty cool.
But they're also owned by the government now so no money for them.
Posted by: wherestherum at February 06, 2010 10:10 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 06, 2010 10:10 PM (M4JV6)
@570: "I'm between here and playing a game of Axis and Allies against myself"
Ahhh...Axis & Allies...The Little Golden Book of wargames.
C'mon, go for Third Reich or Squad Leader or something.
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at February 06, 2010 10:12 PM (8MuSQ)
Posted by: Editor at February 06, 2010 10:14 PM (YX6i/)
Posted by: curious at February 06, 2010 10:14 PM (p302b)
I wish there was a Heisman emoticon for me to give you Lacey!
Posted by: garrett at February 06, 2010 10:14 PM (xCF2m)
Let's step it up people. Rum need to earn her crown! What do we have to do to get it going? (don't say pics--it's the lazy man's answer!)
we need Sassy for this pep talk. she's much better at the rah-rah than myself!
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 06, 2010 10:14 PM (M4JV6)
I prolly shouldn't of said this in the notes about the training vid:
Hope I got the answers correct! (Of course I did). Didn't watch the long ass video (have it playing in the background now. Will keep typing until the almost 30 min vid ends ). You want me to spend HALF AN HOUR on a video about *F*-ng TIMESHEETS for a job that paid me less than 40 Hours for the ENTIREY of January!? Obviously, someone is laughing their ass off about the prospects of one of the -project people- becoming homeless and unemployable because they stuck with X-Company.
I'm such a mean jerk.
I think I'm fired.
My supervisor sent me a blast e-mail about how busy she is going to be with all of her 20 hours in the field and 20 hours doing paperwork.
Man, I can't I imagine what a fucking burden it must be for her to actually work and get paid for 40 hours per week.
It must be exhausting.
I didn't really mean to fire myself from this job so inadvertently, but I'll have to admit that I relish the idea of her driving down here over and over, to fill my shoes, until she dies in a car crash.
Posted by: Deety at February 06, 2010 10:15 PM (aVzyR)
Posted by: fartbubble at February 06, 2010 10:15 PM (cBeTr)
Ahhh...Axis & Allies...The Little Golden Book of wargames.
C'mon, go for Third Reich or Squad Leader or something.
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at February 07, 2010 02:12 AM (8MuSQ)
--Well, are either of those available online for fre?
Posted by: logprof at February 06, 2010 10:15 PM (gJL6J)
Posted by: garrett at February 06, 2010 10:15 PM (xCF2m)
No. No we couldn't. I'd be murdered.
Posted by: Editor at February 06, 2010 10:16 PM (YX6i/)
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at February 06, 2010 10:17 PM (8MuSQ)
we need Sassy for this pep talk. she's much better at the rah-rah than myself!
The More Pom-Pom's the Better!
Posted by: garrett at February 06, 2010 10:17 PM (xCF2m)
That's your problem right there you are trying. Don't try, leave it in God's hands.
Posted by: curious at February 06, 2010 10:18 PM (p302b)
574 So, anyone have opinions on Dodge? Especially the Caliber? My mom saw one and suggested it - looks like it might be nice to try out.
Posted by: soulpile at February 07, 2010 02:07 AM (afWhQ)
http://tinyurl.com/ybn3rau
Posted by: redclay at February 06, 2010 10:18 PM (o1jFU)
Why's that? Did I just score a touchdown and I wasn't even aware?!?
No, for the Stiff-Arm you through on your boy!
Posted by: garrett at February 06, 2010 10:19 PM (xCF2m)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 06, 2010 10:19 PM (M4JV6)
@591: "We could talk about about my wife and I trying to get pregnant..."
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have a lucky turkey baster that you could borrow.....
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at February 06, 2010 10:20 PM (8MuSQ)
MIND BLEACH STAT!
Posted by: wherestherum at February 06, 2010 10:21 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: Daid Crosby at February 06, 2010 10:22 PM (xCF2m)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 06, 2010 10:23 PM (M4JV6)
Posted by: wherestherum at February 06, 2010 10:23 PM (gofDd)
My parents are watching Julie and Julia. Any one see it?
No. Because of that fact that it looked incredibly ghey
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 06, 2010 10:24 PM (M4JV6)
Heh. I'm avoiding it just because it has Meryl Streep.
Posted by: wherestherum at February 06, 2010 10:25 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: curious at February 06, 2010 10:25 PM (p302b)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 07, 2010 02:23 AM (M4JV6)
You see - that's where you're wrong. I've tried explaining that to her, but she doesn't buy the whole "but I don't know-know these people."
Posted by: Editor at February 06, 2010 10:25 PM (YX6i/)
Posted by: wherestherum at February 07, 2010 02:23 AM (gofDd)
--Bush is still with the Saints. I'm sure Indy has a USC player as well. Hell, Reggie Wayne played for Miami nd that's bad enough for me. Anyways, I'm for the Saints. Darren Sharper has no ring, and he played for William and Mary.
Posted by: logprof at February 06, 2010 10:26 PM (gJL6J)
Posted by: soulpile at February 06, 2010 10:26 PM (afWhQ)
Is Reggie Bush still playing for the Saints?
Yes. But fuck the Saints. I'm sick of hearing how they're "America's team". because of Katrina. Katrina? Seriously from where I sit that city is still a cesspool. They played this same violin after 9/11 when the Yankees went to the world series and we were all told we should root for them.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 06, 2010 10:27 PM (M4JV6)
Posted by: garrett at February 06, 2010 10:28 PM (xCF2m)
They played this same violin after 9/11 when the Yankees went to the world series and we were all told we should root for them.
Easy now...don't make me into a fuckin' maniac!
Posted by: garrett at February 06, 2010 10:30 PM (xCF2m)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 06, 2010 10:30 PM (M4JV6)
Dodge is government owned? I thought Chrysler paid back their loan?
Did they? I thought they hadn't. I just know they're not making any money. Plus, that they even took the money is enough for me.
Posted by: wherestherum at February 06, 2010 10:30 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: curious at February 06, 2010 10:30 PM (p302b)
622 617 Your loss. lacey with cheerleading pics
Oh, you little tease!
You are heading for a Spanking that will leave you standing for days...
Posted by: garrett at February 06, 2010 10:31 PM (xCF2m)
Posted by: soulpile at February 06, 2010 10:31 PM (afWhQ)
Yeah, I am getting sick of it.
I want Freeney, Mathis and Bethea to quiet literally eat Drew Brees and Reggie Bush on the field.
Posted by: Holger at February 06, 2010 10:32 PM (8NGHm)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 07, 2010 02:30 AM (M4JV6)
Well, yeah, of course I'll say sumpin'.
Posted by: Editor at February 06, 2010 10:32 PM (YX6i/)
Posted by: Uncle Jed at February 06, 2010 10:32 PM (eKgqT)
Posted by: fartbubble at February 06, 2010 10:32 PM (cBeTr)
631 624 Say it ain't so...Yankees fan??
It's in the blood. Nobody remembers the hell that was Yankee fandom for almost two decads...bunch of haters.
Posted by: garrett at February 06, 2010 10:34 PM (xCF2m)
Yes. But fuck the Saints. I'm sick of hearing how they're "America's team". because of Katrina. Katrina? Seriously from where I sit that city is still a cesspool. They played this same violin after 9/11 when the Yankees went to the world series and we were all told we should root for them.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 07, 2010 02:27 AM (M4JV6)
--Well, they were sad long before Katrina. They have always been my favorite NFC team and I loved playig them in Tecmo Super Bowl. Iron Head Heyward was friggin' badass. Drew Brees is a good guy too, good ol' Texas boy. Peyton has his ring already, so fuck 'im.
Posted by: logprof at February 06, 2010 10:34 PM (gJL6J)
Posted by: curious at February 06, 2010 10:35 PM (p302b)
Posted by: Holger at February 06, 2010 10:35 PM (8NGHm)
Posted by: logprof at February 07, 2010 02:34 AM (gJL6J)
Miami FTW....because no one could play as the Raiders or the Bears
Posted by: fartbubble at February 06, 2010 10:37 PM (cBeTr)
Posted by: curious at February 06, 2010 10:39 PM (p302b)
No, Antoine Bethea. A good defensive player for the Colts.
Posted by: Holger at February 06, 2010 10:40 PM (8NGHm)
Just realized that the Honda Element is not the marshmallow car. That would be the Nissan Cube.
Posted by: soulpile at February 06, 2010 10:41 PM (afWhQ)
Oh. Darn. Well I did go to hs with James Bethea. Now that I think of it, I think he was on Raiders or the Rams or something. Or I could be making this up. I lost track of football players after Madden 2003.
Posted by: wherestherum at February 06, 2010 10:43 PM (gofDd)
The new Hondas look horrible and I say this as a Honda girl. I especially don't like the Acura redesigns. That said, I love my Acura.
Posted by: wherestherum at February 06, 2010 10:44 PM (gofDd)
I'm working it Rum. We'll get you to that number I will not type!
I think we lost our men to boy games or somethin'.
Wanna talk shoes??
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 06, 2010 10:45 PM (M4JV6)
I think we lost our men to boy games or somethin'.
Wanna talk shoes??
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 07, 2010 02:45 AM (M4JV6)
--Enough! I'm trying to take out India!
Posted by: logprof at February 06, 2010 10:48 PM (gJL6J)
Posted by: wherestherum at February 06, 2010 10:48 PM (gofDd)
Have you started getting white hair & telling kids to get off your lawn?
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at February 06, 2010 10:49 PM (Yq+qN)
Posted by: chemjeff at February 06, 2010 10:51 PM (Gk/wA)
--Enough! I'm trying to take out India!
mmm, Indian take-out, be sure to get an extra order of naan
Posted by: chemjeff at February 06, 2010 10:51 PM (Gk/wA)
Posted by: wherestherum at February 06, 2010 10:52 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at February 07, 2010 02:49 AM (Yq+qN)
I've found the first white whisker and there are no kids around here.
Posted by: Holger at February 06, 2010 10:52 PM (8NGHm)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 06, 2010 10:53 PM (M4JV6)
Posted by: wherestherum at February 06, 2010 10:53 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: wherestherum at February 06, 2010 10:53 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: garrett at February 06, 2010 10:54 PM (xCF2m)
Posted by: Holger at February 06, 2010 10:54 PM (8NGHm)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 07, 2010 02:53 AM (M4JV6)
--Zzzzzzzz
Posted by: logprof at February 06, 2010 10:54 PM (gJL6J)
there, their, they're
whatevs, I'm getting tired. my sleep schedule now is so fucked up bc of this storm.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 06, 2010 10:54 PM (M4JV6)
Posted by: garrett at February 06, 2010 10:55 PM (xCF2m)
666 Well that's not for the whole world to see!
And don't zzzz my shoe pic, damn it logprof! You're talking WoW or whatever the hell it is, so give us our fun!
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 06, 2010 10:56 PM (M4JV6)
Posted by: chemjeff at February 06, 2010 10:56 PM (Gk/wA)
Posted by: chemjeff at February 07, 2010 02:56 AM (Gk/wA)
Are you effing kidding me? They don't buy shoes to impress men. They buy shoes to impress other women.
Posted by: Editor at February 06, 2010 10:57 PM (YX6i/)
Posted by: chemjeff at February 07, 2010 02:56 AM (Gk/wA)
--chemjeff, haven't you heard of "Nice shoes . . ."?
Posted by: logprof at February 06, 2010 10:57 PM (gJL6J)
Posted by: Uncle Jed at February 06, 2010 10:57 PM (eKgqT)
He is not homeless!. But his home is 30 mins from mine. Idiot didn't need to come out this way to drink.
Oh yea? my favorite bar is now a 40 minute drive away from my place.
Posted by: Dale in San Antonio (Not Dave!) at February 06, 2010 10:58 PM (s9UWL)
Posted by: chemjeff at February 07, 2010 02:56 AM (Gk/wA)
Absolutely not. They could be Walmart shoes and all that matters is the quality of the woman in them.
Posted by: Holger at February 06, 2010 10:58 PM (8NGHm)
Of course they don't notice. We wear them for other women. That's why I'm saying, hey rum, look at the shoes I may buy! Which by the way I'm doing partly w/a giftcard. I don't spend that much on pumps.
Those madden's are adorable, rum.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 06, 2010 10:58 PM (M4JV6)
Dilemma: Do I fix another drink, at the risk of having not enough tomorrow to get a buzz?
Hmmmmmm. . . .
Posted by: logprof at February 06, 2010 10:59 PM (gJL6J)
Well, crap. I already have more white hair than people 10yrs older than me & I almost told an undergrad to stop misbehaving on Friday.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at February 06, 2010 10:59 PM (Yq+qN)
Posted by: soulpile at February 06, 2010 11:00 PM (afWhQ)
Posted by: Dale in San Antonio (Not Dave!) at February 06, 2010 11:01 PM (s9UWL)
But garrett is the exception. He *gets* it.
Men here's a lesson: it wouldn't kill you to take five seconds out of your day to tell your honey that some part of her outfit is cute.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 06, 2010 11:01 PM (M4JV6)
Same here. I got 70 rounds to go through.
Posted by: Holger at February 06, 2010 11:01 PM (8NGHm)
Posted by: wherestherum at February 06, 2010 11:02 PM (gofDd)
Men here's a lesson: it wouldn't kill you to take five seconds out of your day to tell your honey that some part of her outfit is cute.
That sounds suspiciously like kryptonite to me...Krato, where's your tin foil hat?!
Posted by: Dale in San Antonio (Not Dave!) at February 06, 2010 11:02 PM (s9UWL)
Men here's a lesson: it wouldn't kill you to take five seconds out of your day to tell your honey that some part of her outfit is cute.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 07, 2010 03:01 AM (M4JV6)
-- I do, when she's down to her g-string.
Posted by: logprof at February 06, 2010 11:02 PM (gJL6J)
hey ladies, check out the nordstrum website, they have new boots!! discuss
oops, gotta run, enjoy guys
see, i'm a giver
Posted by: navycopjoe at February 06, 2010 11:03 PM (Xu3PN)
Posted by: wherestherum at February 06, 2010 11:03 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 06, 2010 11:03 PM (M4JV6)
I've found the first white whisker and there are no kids around here.
Posted by: Holger at February 07, 2010 02:52 AM (8NGHm)
could be worse, you could find white hairs on your balls. A horrible morning indeed
Posted by: fartbubble at February 06, 2010 11:03 PM (cBeTr)
--chemjeff, haven't you heard of "Nice shoes . . ."?
I've heard of nice shoes, but I'm not wearing them now...
Posted by: chemjeff at February 06, 2010 11:03 PM (Gk/wA)
Same here. I got 70 rounds to go through.
Ditto. I've still got several hundred left, but I haven't bought any handgun ammo recently either.
Posted by: Dale in San Antonio (Not Dave!) at February 06, 2010 11:03 PM (s9UWL)
Arrrgh! Guns! My old man bought an unfired 1969 Begian Safari Grade Browning in 7mm Rem mag today for $850.00!?!?
Posted by: garrett at February 06, 2010 11:03 PM (xCF2m)
a great sage once told me that if you only drink half of what is left, you will never run out.
Posted by: garrett at February 07, 2010 03:01 AM (xCF2m)
--As long as it's enough to get me buzzed, I can live with those words. If it's been at least 4 hours since I last ate and I drink straight up, it does not take much.
Posted by: logprof at February 06, 2010 11:04 PM (gJL6J)
I already have. And my hair is a bit long to go searching for white hairs but I bet they are there.
Posted by: Holger at February 06, 2010 11:05 PM (8NGHm)
I think the g-string is overrated. Plus it's very unhygienic
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 06, 2010 11:05 PM (M4JV6)
I think the g-string is overrated. Plus it's very unhygienic
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 07, 2010 03:05 AM (M4JV6)
--It's not like I floss my teeth with them.
Posted by: logprof at February 06, 2010 11:06 PM (gJL6J)
Thanks for the kindness msunderoos...
That reminds me prof, I'm due for another round.
Be back...
Posted by: garrett at February 06, 2010 11:06 PM (xCF2m)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 06, 2010 11:08 PM (M4JV6)
--It's not like I floss my teeth with them.
There's much truth to this...even as it is snicker worthy!
Posted by: Dale in San Antonio (Not Dave!) at February 06, 2010 11:08 PM (s9UWL)
Beats going commando, I guess.
Posted by: wherestherum at February 06, 2010 11:09 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 06, 2010 11:11 PM (M4JV6)
Posted by: fartbubble at February 06, 2010 11:11 PM (cBeTr)
Beats going commando, I guess.
Posted by: wherestherum at February 07, 2010 03:09 AM (gofDd)
--I'm one of those guys who find the butt floss hotter than commando. In any event, my wife does not like them either and so they're just for fun
Posted by: logprof at February 06, 2010 11:11 PM (gJL6J)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 07, 2010 03:11 AM (M4JV6)
--What is VPL?
Posted by: logprof at February 06, 2010 11:12 PM (gJL6J)
And get off my lawn!
Posted by: wherestherum at February 06, 2010 11:14 PM (gofDd)
I was always raised with the notion they were just-for-fun.
Beats going commando, I guess.
Does it?
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at February 06, 2010 11:15 PM (Yq+qN)
Wish someone would just randomly say "Hi!" to me on the ONT.
I really could use that right now...
Posted by: Deety at February 06, 2010 11:16 PM (aVzyR)
Posted by: Holger at February 06, 2010 11:16 PM (8NGHm)
The problem is you never get to choose which butt crack you're gonna see.
Sorta like being re-incarnated as a woman's bicycle seat...that time on the rack is rack with anticipation and fear of the unknown...
Posted by: garrett at February 06, 2010 11:18 PM (xCF2m)
Beats going commando, I guess.
Does it?
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at February 07, 2010 03:15 AM (Yq+qN)
--Now if only my woman had that mindset. . . .
Posted by: logprof at February 06, 2010 11:18 PM (gJL6J)
Wish someone would just randomly say "Hi!" to me on the ONT.
It doesn't feel so random, but hereyago...good evening/morning. Good lord it's late.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 06, 2010 11:19 PM (M4JV6)
Posted by: logprof at February 06, 2010 11:19 PM (gJL6J)
M & M support is the best, lemme tell ya.
Posted by: Dale in San Antonio (Not Dave!) at February 06, 2010 11:20 PM (s9UWL)
Yes! I came in at just the right time. I hate damn low-rise jeans so much I v-logged about it. Second time today I'm pimping my glorious self.
Posted by: arhooley at February 06, 2010 11:21 PM (HJuHu)
Here's the thing about the thong.....
Most woman cannot pull that look off. It's like a strapless wedding dress. *every bride* wants to wear one, but very few actually should.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 06, 2010 11:21 PM (M4JV6)
Thanks, chemjeff!!!!
Nothin'.....
Damn, sometimes I'm sure that I'm in a weird aquarium where there is no communication to the outside world and then I get a tap on the glass...
Yayy!
Posted by: Deety at February 06, 2010 11:23 PM (aVzyR)
Catholics are naughtier than Protestants
Can't argue with that. But then you've got the damn guilt!
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 06, 2010 11:24 PM (M4JV6)
Posted by: wherestherum at February 06, 2010 11:24 PM (gofDd)
Deety, jump right in--it's a surefire way to get someone to tap on the window
garrett, Rahm wanted me to tell you that your link is fucking retarded.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 06, 2010 11:26 PM (M4JV6)
Posted by: soulpile at February 06, 2010 11:26 PM (afWhQ)
Posted by: arhooley at February 06, 2010 11:26 PM (HJuHu)
That always reminds me of Robin Williams' line about Episcopalians: All of the forgiveness and half the guilt!
Posted by: wherestherum at February 06, 2010 11:27 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: wherestherum at February 06, 2010 11:28 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: logprof at February 06, 2010 11:29 PM (gJL6J)
Posted by: logprof at February 06, 2010 11:30 PM (gJL6J)
Posted by: Dale in San Antonio (Not Dave!) at February 06, 2010 11:31 PM (s9UWL)
Posted by: logprof at February 07, 2010 03:29 AM (gJL6J)
If you are in the Navy or Marines and get shore-leave in the Philippines, make sure you tip any girl who sits in your lap if you are in uniform...
Posted by: Holger at February 06, 2010 11:31 PM (8NGHm)
I started out quiet myself and then just had to tap into my funny side.
Aww, it's cute that you think you're funny!
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 06, 2010 11:31 PM (M4JV6)
Mine always have to be belted tightly around the waist; otherwise, they'll fall down to my hips bones. Why I share this, I don't know.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at February 06, 2010 11:32 PM (Yq+qN)
Posted by: logprof at February 06, 2010 11:32 PM (gJL6J)
Posted by: logprof at February 06, 2010 11:33 PM (gJL6J)
I started out quiet myself and then just had to tap into my funny side.
Aww, it's cute that you think you're funny!
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 07, 2010 03:31 AM (M4JV6)
--Yeah, just after posting I thought I should have posted "such as it is"
I definitely don;t have my funny on tonight. I need to get laid.
Posted by: logprof at February 06, 2010 11:35 PM (gJL6J)
The things I learn from these Brit history books...
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at February 06, 2010 11:37 PM (Yq+qN)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 06, 2010 11:37 PM (M4JV6)
Posted by: garrett at February 06, 2010 11:37 PM (xCF2m)
Posted by: logprof at February 06, 2010 11:38 PM (gJL6J)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 07, 2010 03:37 AM (M4JV6)
--No, I need to get laid after a drought to stay lighthearted. The underwear talk makes me want to get laid.
Posted by: logprof at February 06, 2010 11:39 PM (gJL6J)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 06, 2010 11:41 PM (M4JV6)
Posted by: garrett at February 06, 2010 11:41 PM (xCF2m)
Oh that I knew (well about the wife), I didn't get the reference.
So I take it Monday won't be a good day for you. Do something all for you to keep your mind preoccupied.
I'm sorry.....
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 06, 2010 11:44 PM (M4JV6)
Posted by: garrett at February 06, 2010 11:44 PM (xCF2m)
Good night Holger! I'm off myself. . . .
Posted by: logprof at February 06, 2010 11:45 PM (gJL6J)
Thanks Lacey. That's kind. I am not expecting to be any more or less affected, though.
Posted by: garrett at February 06, 2010 11:47 PM (xCF2m)
763 Oh are we being graded?? I get test stress
I don't remember saying anyting remotely interesting, but thanks.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 06, 2010 11:47 PM (M4JV6)
As long as someone's keeping with me and my chatterbox self. It's getting embarrassing being the top commenter, lol.Posted by: wherestherum at February 06, 2010 11:49 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 06, 2010 11:50 PM (M4JV6)
You are the undisputed queen of the ONT, ms. rum!
Posted by: garrett at February 06, 2010 11:51 PM (xCF2m)
768--once you get back to work that will end. Until then I'd just enjoy it.
hey question...
So the girl that was in the low cut top with the bra on the yahoo page, was that really ace's stalker?
Some person called me out for making fun of her (which I didn't do--I merely pointed out that the bra didn't match the top and she looked like she was trying too hard).
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 06, 2010 11:53 PM (M4JV6)
I kinda live in the middle of nowhere.
The only woman I know that isn't married to a friend is my ex-wife's best friend.
...and my 16 1/2 year old dog needs attention every 2.5 hours to keep her from crapping in the house.
It ain't looking good...
Posted by: garrett at February 06, 2010 11:54 PM (xCF2m)
Posted by: curious at February 06, 2010 11:54 PM (p302b)
I saw that. Held my tongue. My theory is that person who called you out was the gal in the photo. (btw, if we can tell the colors of your bra under your shirt, you're trying too hard. Also, polka dots and leopard are a fashion choice for the fashion challenged. It's not avant garde.)
Posted by: soulpile at February 06, 2010 11:56 PM (afWhQ)
Posted by: garrett at February 06, 2010 11:57 PM (xCF2m)
772 Oh you poor thing! If we lived closer I'd totally make you dinner.
Er, it's probably better if you make the dinner. I could bake! Actually you'd probably do that better too. I could look after your dog!?!?
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 06, 2010 11:58 PM (M4JV6)
Posted by: soulpile at February 06, 2010 11:58 PM (afWhQ)
Oh, and Lacey Re: Andy Levy...
could you really take a guy who tweets incessantly serious enough to get down with? I'd be afraid of him tweeting during sex!
Posted by: garrett at February 06, 2010 11:59 PM (xCF2m)
soulpile, thank you that was my exact point! I thought she was a cute girl I just didn't get the crazy outfit. Then someone said she was his sstalker and I was pissed I even wasted the keystrokes to offfer an explanation.
As for Treacher, he was only hit once. It was posted in the headlines here three times so people started saying he was run over multiples times
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 07, 2010 12:01 AM (M4JV6)
779 True but we've all been here for quite some time tonight so I guess it cuts both ways
I have to wonder about twitter though--I think some peope are prob obsessed w/getting and sending updates. You know it has to take a toll on personal relationships. There will be some medical condition diagnosed for it I'm sure. And CommieCare will cover it!
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 07, 2010 12:04 AM (M4JV6)
Posted by: soulpile at February 07, 2010 12:07 AM (afWhQ)
781 You cook/bake, I'd give my ear. The very least I could do.
I haven't had a drop of anything tonight. That's prob. why it's 5am and I'm still up. 5am, what the bloody hell!
I blame you...not a good influence
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 07, 2010 12:07 AM (M4JV6)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 07, 2010 12:09 AM (M4JV6)
Hit and Run sucks. Happened to me, in Tucson, three times while I was in College.
All three times I was on my bike, commuting. One was a Hostess truck, one a hottie in a Toyota Pickup, one was a dipshit in a Buick Riviera. Another cyclist chased down the Riviera and got me a brand-e-new bike and a big fat check!
Posted by: garrett at February 07, 2010 12:10 AM (xCF2m)
This is why I have promised to never in the future, ever, relate to a serious relationship via electronic communication. IMs and text messages ruined things for me before. Also, phone calls, but that's because someone didn't adhere to set boundaries.
I think that as easy as electronics has made communication, it has also made it worse. A lot is lost when you don't have the strictly human component involved.
Posted by: soulpile at February 07, 2010 12:12 AM (afWhQ)
I blame you...not a good influence
You love it. I think I'll put on the 200 Gram Pressing of Zeppelin 1 just to make you squirm...
Posted by: garrett at February 07, 2010 12:13 AM (xCF2m)
Posted by: soulpile at February 07, 2010 12:14 AM (afWhQ)
Posted by: garrett at February 07, 2010 12:14 AM (xCF2m)
I thought I read somewhere it was a State Dept vehicle?
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby, lover of Horrible Histories at February 07, 2010 12:14 AM (Yq+qN)
Hit n run once in law school (yes there's a joke in there somewhere) crossing the street. Never caught the ahole and I was left w/a lot of time w/a chiropractor.
If you're a hit n run driver you'd have to have some serious fucked up karma!
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 07, 2010 12:15 AM (M4JV6)
The whole thing is a little shady.
Posted by: soulpile at February 07, 2010 12:16 AM (afWhQ)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 07, 2010 12:17 AM (M4JV6)
While I love all youse morons, I hope I get a job soon. Or I should get prize money for being top commenter!The whole thing with Treacher just sucks. I hope he recovers quickly, too. Can you say worst cover up ever? How did our government become people of the lowest common denominator?
Posted by: wherestherum at February 07, 2010 12:17 AM (gofDd)
+1000
Lesson lived and learned. ::sigh:: Sometimes things sound better on paper, so to speak, than they are in real life.
Oh, garrett, I'm also sad to hear about your doggy. ::hugs::
Posted by: wherestherum at February 07, 2010 12:20 AM (gofDd)
Also, the B-Cast on breitbart tv has a great rundown on friday's episode.
Posted by: soulpile at February 07, 2010 12:20 AM (afWhQ)
Okay, since I'm drunk and you are teh cute...I'll let me ghey flag fly.
there is the most amazing stationary store here. They have their own little press and make the cutest stationary you have ever seen. Cute, little, artsy girls with glasses making adorable stationary.
I have nice Thank You Notes aplenty...
Posted by: garrett at February 07, 2010 12:20 AM (xCF2m)
Speaking of gov't....
I can't believe I'm watching Harold & Kumar II and I"m watching Kal Penn have a threesome with an oversized bag of weed.
This person now works 100 foot from the leader of the free world.
We are truly in the best of hands.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 07, 2010 12:22 AM (M4JV6)
Lacy, I doubt you are up but here's the poop on the Burlesque Show.
The show on Friday is in a bar in Northside called Mayday, and we are only doing 3 acts in between bands. Drinks are available, but no food, I believe. There are no tables in the room in which we perform, but there are a couple of tables in the other rooms. The next BIG show where we are the only act (35 numbers or so) will be March 27th at Leapin' Lizard Gallery in Covington. There will be PLENTY of seating available for that one, as well as drinks available. And yes, we'd love to promote! We recently did two interviews with Hell in a Handbasket Zine and CincyVoices.com.
Posted by: Ohio Dan at February 07, 2010 12:22 AM (rurh0)
Once hired, never fired.
Garrett - I'm really sorry to hear about your dog. It really sucks when things like this happen and there's nothing good to say.
Posted by: soulpile at February 07, 2010 12:23 AM (afWhQ)
I'll take the hugs, and maybe linger just a bit...
but there's nothing to be sad about. My dog is the cutest thing you have ever seen...even at 16.5. It is amazing...she just has limited Sphincter Control at her age. Otherwise she seems impervious to the things that kill all other dogs. She's attentive and loving and actually enjoys every fucking day...it's pathetic.
In six months, she's off to college and I can get on with living again!
Posted by: garrett at February 07, 2010 12:24 AM (xCF2m)
Let me see if I can put into words what a store like that does to me....
It's so late I have nothing--other than to say I think I would love it more than Kratos loves his Skinomax.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 07, 2010 12:25 AM (M4JV6)
Ohio Dan, your wife is in the show??? I thought it was just something you were going to watch.
I'm thrown off by the "we" in your sentence structure.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 07, 2010 12:27 AM (M4JV6)
Posted by: garrett at February 07, 2010 12:28 AM (xCF2m)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 07, 2010 12:28 AM (M4JV6)
Posted by: wherestherum at February 07, 2010 12:30 AM (gofDd)
Posted by: wherestherum at February 07, 2010 12:31 AM (gofDd)
Posted by: soulpile at February 07, 2010 12:33 AM (afWhQ)
812 - Me Too!
810 - I had to put my Black Pointing Lab down last spring. She was my hunting buddy for 9 years. Saddest day of my life. She was the sweetest little thing on earth...if you weren't a Duck or a Pheasant.
I can't even see a Black Lab without losing it...
Posted by: garrett at February 07, 2010 12:34 AM (DA81E)
Posted by: soulpile at February 07, 2010 12:36 AM (afWhQ)
Posted by: wherestherum at February 07, 2010 12:37 AM (gofDd)
814 809 - I was going to type that, but it seemed equally creepy.
btw - Neil Patrick Harris is fucking hysterical!
Posted by: garrett at February 07, 2010 12:37 AM (DA81E)
"I'm going to a whorehouse and I'm getting my fuck on!" --NPH
And there are unicorns in this movie so it's really only fitting it would have Obama relevance.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 07, 2010 12:39 AM (M4JV6)
Posted by: wherestherum at February 07, 2010 04:37 AM (gofDd)
Are you sure we're not related somehow? My mom has great handwriting of which I am completely envious. Mine looks like... scribbly crap.
We have the same system for Christmas, except it's all on the computer.
Posted by: soulpile at February 07, 2010 12:42 AM (afWhQ)
I'm beginning to think we're long lost twins.
My handwriting was legible through college, at least enough that I could read my notes. Now since I type most of the time, my handwriting has severely deteriorated.
Posted by: wherestherum at February 07, 2010 12:45 AM (gofDd)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby, lover of Horrible Histories at February 07, 2010 12:45 AM (Yq+qN)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at February 07, 2010 12:47 AM (rurh0)
Yesss... I have chicken scratch for handwriting. My cursive is ok, but not beautiful, no matter how much I practiced in my youth.
I'm beginning to think we're long lost twins
So am I. weeeird.
Posted by: soulpile at February 07, 2010 12:48 AM (afWhQ)
Okay this is just ridiculous. It's going on 5am. I'm off for at least a few hours of slumber.
Nighty, night!
Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 07, 2010 12:48 AM (M4JV6)
Posted by: garrett at February 07, 2010 12:49 AM (DA81E)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at February 07, 2010 12:52 AM (rurh0)
Posted by: wherestherum at February 07, 2010 12:59 AM (gofDd)
Posted by: garrett at February 07, 2010 12:59 AM (DA81E)
Let's see if I can sum up the M&M's collective psychi.
Turn ons:
Guys Nekked girls, conservatism, guns and booze.
Chicks Manly men, conservatism, shoes and booze.
Have I missed anything.
Posted by: Ohio Dan at February 07, 2010 01:02 AM (rurh0)
@829: "The Clown is in the Bathroom with the Chihuahua!"
Stop saying that! A bunch of French guerrillas just blew up the local phone exchange.
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at February 07, 2010 01:06 AM (8MuSQ)
Guys Nekked girls, conservatism, guns and booze.
Chicks Manly men, conservatism, shoes and booze.
Have I missed anything.
Posted by: Ohio Dan at February 07, 2010 05:02 AM (rurh0)
--Uh yeah, thongs for the guys.
Posted by: logprof at February 07, 2010 01:07 AM (gJL6J)
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at February 07, 2010 01:09 AM (8MuSQ)
Soulpile: I prefer the old french-cut panties on a lady. Not that anyone wears them anymore.
More's the pity.
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at February 07, 2010 01:18 AM (8MuSQ)
Fox just did a little hit piece on Sarah Palin. Their new meme is that she is appealing to the “base” and throwing “red meat” to the base. They say she is also hitting on the Republican Party and they made snide little “hints” about the bible belt. They said she has forgotten that there are some people from the middle and Dems in the Tea Party movement. Basically to them “in the middle” means some one who is not religious since their long term meme is that all conservatives are “religious”.
This after one of the other talking heads said she brought the house down. They have truly shifted to the left. Especially F&F in the morning.
Posted by: Vic at February 07, 2010 03:27 AM (QrA9E)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 07, 2010 03:47 AM (zgZzy)
Posted by: Tami at February 07, 2010 03:50 AM (VuLos)
The man was hosting a Sunday night sledding party when he filled an automobile muffler with gasoline and gunpowder, strapped it to his back and had it lit, seeking what McCabe called “a rocket-launch effect.”
Posted by: Tami at February 07, 2010 03:52 AM (VuLos)
I'll turn it on every now and then if a news story is breaking but other than that...no thanks.
I have quit watching them except in the morning when I am eating breakfast. It is almost a force of habit to watch the news when eating brerakfast and the alternative news channels are even worse.
Even my three "local" news stations are nothing more than Dem PR rags. The same mega-agency who owns all the news papers here owns the local TV stations as well.
If by some miracle the agency was conservative and pushed conservatives I am sure the DOJ would be in here screaming "monopoly" and shutting it down.
Posted by: Vic at February 07, 2010 03:55 AM (QrA9E)
Posted by: Vic at February 07, 2010 03:56 AM (QrA9E)
Posted by: Cincinnatus at February 07, 2010 04:02 AM (euuyg)
"...the republican party has gone too far. That the primal scream of angry, hate filled, incoherent savagery on display is destroying the fabric of this country."
Yah, sure dood. Lemme wake up a bit more. Then I'll get right on it.
"These people are the crazed stalkers who would rather kill someone they claim to "love" then to see them not act exactly the way they want them to. They are unhinged."
...Right. Hardware store. New door hinges. I'm on it...zzzzZZZZZZ
http://newsbusters.org/blogs/tim-graham/
2010/02/07/ daily-kos-yells-media-dont-you-see-gop-wants-civil-war
Posted by: Looking Glass at February 07, 2010 04:22 AM (LJSfA)
FOX NEWS SUNDAY (Fox Network): Former Gov. Sarah Palin, R-Alaska; Mark Skoda, a talk radio host who helped organize the National Tea Party Convention in Nashville, Tenn.
In case anyone is interested.
Posted by: Tami at February 07, 2010 04:33 AM (VuLos)
But yeah, FOx lost me back when they were pimping for open borders. And I loath O'Reilly
Posted by: nine coconuts at February 07, 2010 04:41 AM (DHNp4)
LOL, everytime I refresh the page I am "forced" to look at that hot babe in the yellow shirt. She has a "hard body" like I haven't seen in a long time.
That kind of a body can only be maintained on someone under 30 who does at least 45 min of hard workout a day.
Once you are over 30 that workout time increases dramatically.
Posted by: Vic at February 07, 2010 05:01 AM (QrA9E)
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at February 07, 2010 05:03 AM (otlXg)
Posted by: Tami at February 07, 2010 05:03 AM (VuLos)
I think I was watching O'Reilly the day I turned off Fox. Couldn't take him anymore.
I have never been able to take O'reilly even when Fox wasn't as bad as they are now. He has always been an asshole.
Posted by: Vic at February 07, 2010 05:06 AM (QrA9E)
In the case of Miss'80sbaby, demon scratch is the more apt term for horrible penmanship. It must be hard to write with clawed fingers.
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at February 07, 2010 05:07 AM (otlXg)
Posted by: Vic at February 07, 2010 09:06 AM (QrA9E)
Very true...I think it might have been election night (or the night after) and he came on after something else I had been watching. Good gawd...you'd of thought Obama was his best friend since grade school the way he was slobbering over him.
Posted by: Tami at February 07, 2010 05:11 AM (VuLos)
Posted by: Tami at February 07, 2010 05:14 AM (VuLos)
Posted by: Captain Hate at February 07, 2010 05:15 AM (Sghlv)
Every time I see O'Reilly, which isn't much thankfully, I'm reminded of his infamous Inside Edition clip.
Bill O'Reilly Freaks Out On Intern.
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at February 07, 2010 05:16 AM (otlXg)
Wow. America continues to slowly but surely wake up...
Posted by: 18-1 at February 07, 2010 05:16 AM (bgcml)
Posted by: willow at February 07, 2010 05:17 AM (7FgWm)
Posted by: lan sing at February 07, 2010 05:24 AM (cEOZd)
Posted by: polynikes at February 07, 2010 05:25 AM (X1uJv)
I get my news elsewhere...and I digest it myself. Am I required to watch it on TV?
Posted by: Tami at February 07, 2010 05:29 AM (VuLos)
I can't do that. However, I can imagine a conversation in Tartarus to this effect:
Lord Hades: Miss'80sbaby, I love the cute evil glow given off by your demonskin shoes and soul armor.
Miss'80sbaby: Thanks, darling! Wanna watch me and my evil glow capture some more souls?
Lord Hades: I'd love to!
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at February 07, 2010 05:30 AM (otlXg)
But I thought they were going to announce that on February 11th. Is there more announcements to come on that day?
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at February 07, 2010 05:36 AM (otlXg)
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at February 07, 2010 05:39 AM (otlXg)
I particularly hate when they have a guy on the left (like Jerry Rivers) who is simply lying. Lying about Bush, lying about the deficit, lying about Obama Lying about health care. I know enough facts that I know they are lying and I wish Buckley was around to sock em.
The all star panel is more civilized and informative so I watch that, but when the other crap comes on I hit mute and never turn it back on. Who wants to see people argue?
Posted by: nine coconuts at February 07, 2010 05:40 AM (DHNp4)
Posted by: motionview at February 07, 2010 05:41 AM (7/l6y)
Posted by: naturalfake at February 07, 2010 05:42 AM (HylJ6)
RINOs like Grahmnasty haven't. I read somewhere (probably on here) about his support for Suckulus 2. Alas, there are too many Repubs that haven't gotten the message.
At least in the end, there will be only chaos.
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at February 07, 2010 05:46 AM (otlXg)
Douchetool Chris Wallace getting his tiny nads kicked....
Normally I don't watch his liberal commie ass either but I might make an exception for this show. At least for the portion that has Sarah on it.
Posted by: Vic at February 07, 2010 05:48 AM (QrA9E)
I don't watch Fox mostly because I can't stand those panels where they have one person spouting liberal talking points, and another person spouting republican talking points.
I have been bitching about those so-called "fair and balanced" debates for a long time. The demoncrap always spews one lie after another and NOBODY ever calls them on it. I sometimes think they get their Republican representaive from "Stupid RINOs or Us". Those panels are absolutely worthless. I even wrote Fox an E-Mail telling them they were a waste of time.
The only time I have ever seen anyone take down on one of the commie liars is when Megyn Kelly did the hit job on the Obama advisor who has attacked Fox.
Why can't anyone actually call a liar a liar?
Posted by: Vic at February 07, 2010 05:53 AM (QrA9E)
I don't watch Fox mostly because I can't stand those panels where they have one person spouting commie Dem liberal talking points, and another person spouting liberal RINO republican talking points.
BTW that is more accurate for Fox.
Posted by: Vic at February 07, 2010 05:56 AM (QrA9E)
Exactly.They read off the talking points from the DNC, usually loud and preventing anyone else from talking.
Posted by: nine coconuts at February 07, 2010 05:57 AM (DHNp4)
Posted by: Vic at February 07, 2010 05:58 AM (QrA9E)
Posted by: nine coconuts at February 07, 2010 06:00 AM (DHNp4)
I read somewhere (probably on here) about his support for Suckulus 2.
Yeah, I put up a post where he, McLame, and Collins had joined with six commies to add an amendment to the Porkulous II bill that would prohibit the NYC KSM trial. It is a pure ploy to get Pork-II on the table while they hide behind a BS amendment that isn't needed. (there will be no KSM trial in NYC anyway)
Sorry NYC Morons, if it comes down to Pork-II or you guys get screwed with a KSM trial, I would rather you got screwed instead of the whole country. Hell ya'll voted for Obama anyway.
Posted by: Vic at February 07, 2010 06:03 AM (QrA9E)
Beck was a ray of light for a little while, but he is on too early, and he really isn't that well informed.
I have quit watching Beck for two reasons; first his Republicans are just as bad as the Democrats just got old, besides being not true, second, it seams he really doesn't know much about history while claiming to be an expert, and third, the constant stretches into never never land.
Still, he has done us some good initially.
Posted by: Vic at February 07, 2010 06:06 AM (QrA9E)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 07, 2010 06:28 AM (D3zxG)
"Why The Next Round Of Government Stimulus Will Only Make The Jobs Crisis Worse"
"
Posted by: curious at February 07, 2010 06:30 AM (p302b)
Posted by: curious at February 07, 2010 06:33 AM (p302b)
Posted by: curious at February 07, 2010 06:37 AM (p302b)
Ok which one of you morons told the Daily Kos crowd about our Hobo hunts?
Posted by: Long Island at February 07, 2010 06:40 AM (TiURi)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 07, 2010 06:40 AM (D3zxG)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 07, 2010 10:40 AM (D3zxG)
Ya know...accidents do happen.
Posted by: Tami at February 07, 2010 06:43 AM (VuLos)
Yeah I know, but the guy has his own CPA firm and recently made my DIL a partner so I'll be good.
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 07, 2010 06:46 AM (D3zxG)
NG; we do hogs in the ground here as well but we don't bury them. Usually we dig a pit and build a grill over the pit, surround the pit with sheet metal and shovel in hot coals from a 55 gal drum.
It usually takes all night and everyone is excessively drunk by the time the hog is done. The biggest problem is keeping the hog from catching on fire and getting too drunk to take care of it.
Posted by: Vic at February 07, 2010 06:47 AM (QrA9E)
I LOL'd.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby, lover of Horrible Histories at February 07, 2010 06:48 AM (Yq+qN)
I don't know why this guy is going the Hawaaian route, but I've seen cajuns cook them in a sheet metal box type apparatus similar to what you are talking about but it's enclosed, oh well at least there will be shrimp and all kinds of cajun food.
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 07, 2010 06:50 AM (D3zxG)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 07, 2010 10:46 AM (D3zxG)
Damn!
Posted by: Tami at February 07, 2010 06:50 AM (VuLos)
Does he feel like a real man now, like John Edwards?
I think Sapp was the dickhead that made a commercial or YouTube vid where he tackled a Sarah Palin lookalike and started taunting her.
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at February 07, 2010 06:53 AM (otlXg)
Posted by: willow at February 07, 2010 06:57 AM (7FgWm)
Posted by: curious at February 07, 2010 06:58 AM (p302b)
Usually when I attend these SB parties it's a bunch of beer drinkers all trying to hit the same garbage can with empties, and a lot of yelling, not used to rubbing elbows with rich folks but it should be fun.
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 07, 2010 07:02 AM (D3zxG)
Posted by: curious at February 07, 2010 07:06 AM (p302b)
HH on CNN with Arrianna Puffington doing the CNN version of F&B debate. Of course Pufferington managed to garner the most time and talked all over Hugh when he tried to get his 2 cents in.
Her major attack (that I causght) was on how Glenn Beck was paranoid and made outrageous attacks against Obama whe he said he was trying to implement communism in the U.S.
I kept waiting for HH to ask her if she even knew what Communinsm was. Didn't happen. We just can't win in these so-called debates. It makes me wonder if this was pre-recorded and they edited out HH's responses like they did for Sarah Palin (who they also got a dig in at her AND Fox News).
Posted by: Vic at February 07, 2010 07:17 AM (QrA9E)
Posted by: conscious, but slowly waking up at February 07, 2010 11:17 AM (Vu6sl)
LOL, that's great, hope Ace doesn't get upset though.
Posted by: Vic at February 07, 2010 07:21 AM (QrA9E)
Posted by: curious at February 07, 2010 11:03 AM (p302b)
I was reading the Hillbuzz thread from last night on Palin's speech and there was a poster over there that insisted he saw 'stuff written on her hand'. Others insisted he was full of it and questioned why she would write anything on her hand when she had note cards.
Posted by: Tami at February 07, 2010 07:29 AM (VuLos)
Posted by: curious at February 07, 2010 07:43 AM (p302b)
Posted by: Vic at February 07, 2010 07:49 AM (QrA9E)
Is HH Hugh Hewitt bka Huge Douche? That loudmouthed cocksucker irritates me almost as much as Zsa Zsa.
Posted by: Captain Hate at February 07, 2010 07:50 AM (Sghlv)
Is HH Hugh Hewitt bka Huge Douche?
Yes, it was HH from Townhall. They billed him as a "radio host".
Posted by: Vic at February 07, 2010 07:53 AM (QrA9E)
I wish he'd get the fuck off my radio. That prick *really* pisses me off with his "I'm a Buckeye" schtick from his real home in California. Fuck that shit; if he thinks it's so fucking great back here in Ahia, then man up and get your pansy ass back here. You're a Buckeye if A. You live in Ohio or B. You went to Ohio State and Huge Douche is 0 for 2 in that regard. Hell he went to Meechigan for fuck's sake. And stop making a big deal about cheering for Cleveland teams, you phony cocksucker. You grew up in Warren and could just as easily be a Shittburgh fan.
Posted by: Captain Hate at February 07, 2010 08:00 AM (Sghlv)
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