April 08, 2010
— Maetenloch Happy Thursday M&Ms.
Filthy Apartments AKA The Moron Habitat
I once had to go pick up some furniture from a self-described 'collector' lady. It was horrible - as bad as any of these photos. The really sad part was that she was married and her husband and son had to live in the filth as well. And if you've ever watched the show Hoarders, you'll realize how horrible it can get. It really is a mental illness for some people.
So...maybe you oughta clean up a little this weekend. At least try and get all the fast food wrappers and empty bottles into just one room. Baby steps...that's the key. Next week we'll try and uncover the toilet.
Update: Commenter tinker explains the back story on the apartment in the pictures here. The moronosphere really is a small world.
Climate Change: A Classic Malthusian Panic
AGW has been bigger than the previous panics due to modern media coverage and certain scientists jumping on the bandwagon. But like the earlier ones, it'll be solved by a people making minor adjustments as well as the economics of the situation changing. Or in this case by just doing nothing.
7 Incredible Escape Stories
From Churchill to DB Cooper to Christopher Daniel Gay.
Reagan's Letter to Nancy on Their 20th Anniversary
Camilla Falls, Breaks Leg
But thanks to modern medicine will not be put down.
Also Why Men Like Ursula Andress And Women Prefer Audrey Hepburn
And here by men they mean non-gay men. But note that Audrey was still in the top 5 for the guys.
Godzilla Haiku
Because sometimes even monsters need to express themselves through poetry.
Victorian Women Were Dirty, Dirty Whores
Ok not really but they certainly weren't the sex-averse prudes they're made out to be.
Yahoo group. That is all.
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Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at April 08, 2010 05:50 PM (H+d3B)
As for the mess - You know how much food you have to consume to play GoW3 for 13 hours straight?
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 08, 2010 05:52 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Dastardly Dan at April 08, 2010 05:53 PM (pHH0Q)
The first time I saw Ursula Andress was as a young kid in Clash Of The Titans, 1980's.
Brrrrrrrr-Chica-Wow-Wow
Posted by: Blazer at April 08, 2010 05:55 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: Z Ryan at April 08, 2010 05:55 PM (cMo6P)
I fail to see why Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman be a favorite for women. What's the moral? Wait for a Richard Gere to come sweep you off your feet?
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 08, 2010 05:56 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: huerfano at April 08, 2010 05:56 PM (gLSaO)
Also, what would a young Judy Garland look like in a metal bikini?
I think I could hang with any of those girls (in there prime) super-glued to my headboard.
Posted by: Jim in San Diego at April 08, 2010 05:57 PM (F09Uo)
Posted by: jcjimi at April 08, 2010 05:57 PM (v5Q3C)
/Why people still call him stupid when he has such a large body of written letters and other works is beyond me.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 08, 2010 05:58 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at April 08, 2010 05:58 PM (H+d3B)
Posted by: Z Ryan at April 08, 2010 05:59 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: sifty at April 08, 2010 05:59 PM (V8nT2)
I understand and I forgive you. May everybody else do as well.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 08, 2010 06:00 PM (c0A3e)
What about dirty text messages?
Umm, pass. But it does say a lot about our generational differences.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 08, 2010 06:00 PM (8svDv)
In the pic of the first trashy crib above, I see all the boxes and food wrappers of the major fast food chains are represented, but I didnt see any empty Valu-Rite bottles, hobo carcasses or porn of any sort, so definitley not a moron.
Posted by: Blazer at April 08, 2010 06:01 PM (t72+4)
The Victorian era was still a mighty screwed-up time period when it comes to sex, to be sure; the amount of women who were treated for “female hysteria” with a vibrator at a doctor’s office proves that.
I don't know why people think the concept of female hysteria was invented by men.
Posted by: Z Ryan at April 08, 2010 06:01 PM (cMo6P)
Man Card Check - Ursulla Andress takes you home and her apartment is the one pictured.
Do you hit it?
Posted by: garrett at April 08, 2010 06:01 PM (YHsY8)
Posted by: TexasJew at April 08, 2010 06:01 PM (P9FdQ)
Posted by: Z Ryan at April 08, 2010 09:59 PM
I will NEVER write dirty text messages. That shit is WAY to portable and broadcast-able.
Posted by: jcjimi at April 08, 2010 06:02 PM (v5Q3C)
Posted by: Christoph at April 08, 2010 06:03 PM (0fq7b)
Do you hit it?
Posted by: garrett at April 08, 2010 10:01 PM
Trick question? Right over that ironing board.
Posted by: jcjimi at April 08, 2010 06:03 PM (v5Q3C)
Posted by: 48%er at April 08, 2010 06:04 PM (gxpfq)
I loved reading the Godzilla haiku!
Posted by: Theresa D at April 08, 2010 06:04 PM (iGCmo)
Posted by: huerfano at April 08, 2010 06:04 PM (gLSaO)
Man Card Check - Ursulla Andress takes you home and her apartment is the one pictured.
Do you hit it?
Posted by: garrett at April 08, 2010 10:01 PM (YHsY
Like a hobo hitting a dumpster.
Posted by: Blazer at April 08, 2010 06:05 PM (t72+4)
The supposedly tech-savy kids and teenagers haven't figured that out, being caught for "sexting" and such.
Technology does further decadence.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 08, 2010 06:06 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Gaff at April 08, 2010 06:06 PM (mTB38)
Posted by: Christoph at April 08, 2010 06:06 PM (0fq7b)
Man Card Check - Ursulla Andress takes you home and her apartment is the one pictured
That was a Friends episode with Rebecca Romain.
Posted by: huerfano at April 08, 2010 06:06 PM (gLSaO)
Posted by: RushBabe at April 08, 2010 06:06 PM (LKkE8)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 08, 2010 06:07 PM (OkT2m)
Man Card Check - Ursulla Andress takes you home and her apartment is the one pictured.
Do you hit it?
I really don't see why not, since it's cleaner than any apartment I've ever had.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at April 08, 2010 06:07 PM (H+d3B)
Posted by: TEE866 at April 08, 2010 06:07 PM (3Uz8C)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 08, 2010 06:08 PM (c0A3e)
That was a Friends episode with Rebecca Romain.
The fact that you know such things will cost you a corner off said card.
Sorry. Those are the rules.
Posted by: garrett at April 08, 2010 06:08 PM (YHsY8)
Posted by: 48%er at April 08, 2010 10:04 PM (gxpfq)
Teh burn barrel.
Posted by: RushBabe at April 08, 2010 06:08 PM (LKkE8)
Man Card Check - Ursulla Andress takes you home and her apartment is the one pictured.
Do you hit it?
Posted by: garrett at April 08, 2010 10:01 PM (YHsY
Like a pitbull on a 5-year-old!
Seriously, how would you even notice her apartment?
Posted by: Jim in San Diego at April 08, 2010 06:09 PM (F09Uo)
Men who write letters = teh zzzzexiest!
How you doin'?!All work and no play makes Johnny a dull boy. All work and no play makes Johnny a dull boy. All work and no play makes Johnny a dull boy. All work and no play makes Johnny a dull boy. All work and no play makes Johnny a dull boy. All work and no play makes Johnny a dull boy. All work and no play makes Johnny a dull boy. All work and no play makes Johnny a dull boy. All work and no play makes Johnny a dull boy. All work and no play makes Johnny a dull boy. All work and no play makes Johnny a dull boy. All work and no play makes Johnny a dull boy. All work and no play makes Johnny a dull boy. All work and no play makes Johnny a dull boy. All work and no play makes Johnny a dull boy. All work and no play makes Johnny a dull boy. All work and no play makes Johnny a dull boy...
Posted by: Here's Johnny! at April 08, 2010 06:10 PM (4y0YU)
Posted by: steevy at April 08, 2010 06:10 PM (uQJYO)
Posted by: TEE866 at April 08, 2010 10:07 PM
Unbelievable. The word 'Hate' gets tossed around a lot these days but what fuels the hate of these folks? What is their major malfunction?
Lord knows I feel hate for them. Horrible, horrible bags of excrement.
Posted by: jcjimi at April 08, 2010 06:11 PM (v5Q3C)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 08, 2010 09:56 PM (c0A3e)
Did you really think that women dream of anything else? Sheesh. You know how long you can trust a woman? Until something better than you comes along.
But then, I can't blame 'em. I wish some rich Ursula clone would come rescue me from my middle class, workaday existence. I would peel grapes for her, work out 2 hours a day to keep in top shape, etc. Sure would beat going in to work every damn day.
Posted by: Reactionary at April 08, 2010 06:11 PM (4nbyM)
Ahem.
Posted by: MSM at April 08, 2010 06:12 PM (nxUYP)
Posted by: 48%er at April 08, 2010 10:04 PM (gxpfq)
Teh burn barrel.
Posted by: RushBabe at April 08, 2010 10:08 PM (LKkE
'
Before I burned anything I would double and triple check that I don't or wouldn't need any of the financial papers in the future. The I would check all the town ordinances to see if you are allowed to burn anything outside. If you aren't allowed to burn outside then you can use them to build a lovely fire or to lie the charcoal on the barbecue.
Posted by: curious at April 08, 2010 06:12 PM (p302b)
The saddest thing about AGW he we had just been through the exact same exercise with overpopulation.
For those of you who weren't following politics from the 70s-early 90s, it wasn't global warming that was going to kill us all - it was people having too many kids, especially non-urbane Europeans of pallor having too many kids.
The left and its media organs kept saying we only have X number of years until modern civilization would fall. And they made pretty graphs of world population that looked a lot like Mann's hockeystick.
But then people started to notice world wide population was leveling off, and technology had kept pace in feeding the world. And the argument mostly disappeared very, very quietly.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 08, 2010 06:12 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: Christoph at April 08, 2010 06:12 PM (0fq7b)
Illegal in most cities, and all of New York.
Paper takes a long time to burn in bulk, too. Tried to set a bunch of stuff out of my locker on fire my sophomore year (...at a friend's farm, we played with fire a lot when his dad had brush to burn), and more than two or three pages at a time just kind of smoldered.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 08, 2010 06:12 PM (OkT2m)
OMG those damn Westboro asshole's were in Charleston WV today to picket the miner's who died I think if they stay there for the weekend I will just get to have to get up close and personal with them.
Posted by: TEE866 at April 08, 2010 10:07 PM (3Uz8C)
Sweet fancy Moses, but do I hate those fuckers. I swear to god, they are basically just the one of those rings that stage car crashes just so they can sue somebody disguised as a religious cult. In their case they hope to incite to the point they get someone really pissed off and they do something to them. I mean, who the fuck donates to those kooks and where do they get their money from??
Posted by: Blazer at April 08, 2010 06:12 PM (t72+4)
Who the hell did they poll for that women list? Very odd. Ursula not so much but the rest?
Posted by: dagny at April 08, 2010 06:13 PM (5lAb0)
Bette Davis
Barbara "Don't Call Me Babs" Stanwyck
Hedy Lamarr
Patricia Neal
They were the kind of women who could drink and smoke like a man then take them upstairs and bang them all night. In the morning they would look spectacular at the breakfast table having a Bloody Mary.
Posted by: mpfs at April 08, 2010 06:13 PM (QuP9W)
Posted by: chemjeff at April 08, 2010 06:14 PM (Gk/wA)
Was she the chick with the bodacious tata's at the beginning of the movie? Cuz that's the only part i can ever remember from that flick.
Posted by: koopy at April 08, 2010 06:14 PM (ctR4U)
Man Card Check - Ursulla Andress takes you home and her apartment is the one pictured.
Do you hit it?
Posted by: garrett at April 08, 2010 10:01 PM
Yes. Like a kamikaze hitting an aircraft carrier. Right after I straightened things up a bit in there. What a sty!
Posted by: Reactionary at April 08, 2010 06:15 PM (4nbyM)
Posted by: TEE866 at April 08, 2010 10:07 PM (3Uz8C)
Uh, advice. Fantasize about killing them but do not engage them. They are a family of fanatical lawyers. Fred Phelps was disbarred. They are an abject embarrassment to my home state and I wish them nothing but death and ruination. However, they want you to engage them so that they can sue you. They've done it before and have been quite successful.
Posted by: Samuel Adams at April 08, 2010 06:15 PM (nxUYP)
That's because:
1. A true moron saves the Valu-Rite bottles so that he doesn't have to leave bed, or what passes for a bed, to take a piss after a long night.
2. Porn is too important to leave strewn about. I'm sure it's kept in a bookshelf of the finest mahogany somewhere just out of frame.
3. Hobo carcasses go in the freezer—can't have that shit rotting and stinking up the joint. Duh.
Posted by: Fortunate Son at April 08, 2010 06:15 PM (trlZM)
Posted by: sifty at April 08, 2010 06:15 PM (V8nT2)
Thanks for that..um...description, mpfs.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 08, 2010 06:16 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: steevy at April 08, 2010 06:16 PM (uQJYO)
Posted by: mokimoki at April 08, 2010 06:16 PM (IrV7s)
Posted by: TEE866 at April 08, 2010 06:16 PM (3Uz8C)
Was she the chick with the bodacious tata's at the beginning of the movie? Cuz that's the only part i can ever remember from that flick.
Posted by: koopy at April 08, 2010 10:14 PM (ctR4U)
No, she was one of the goddesses on Mt. Olympus. Aphrodite to be exact.
Very fitting.
Posted by: Blazer at April 08, 2010 06:17 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: SlaveDog at April 08, 2010 06:17 PM (W+E+o)
Don't bother with them. Say you lost them, forgot about them, or didn't understand the financial software
Posted by: Tim Geithner at April 08, 2010 06:18 PM (sYxEE)
Camilla breaks her leg falling down rabbit holethere's gotta be some comedy there
Posted by: Jones at April 08, 2010 06:18 PM (JL3qV)
Very fitting.
And the one god in GoW3 I couldn't kill...
/And I tried, oh I tried.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 08, 2010 06:18 PM (c0A3e)
She should be the face of the RNC.
Ummmmm, Dana. Broken glass etc................
Posted by: Samuel Adams at April 08, 2010 06:18 PM (nxUYP)
Posted by: Mark in MO at April 08, 2010 10:15 PM (sYxEE)
You haven't seen too many of my movies, have you?
Posted by: Jenna Jameson at April 08, 2010 06:18 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: ErikW at April 08, 2010 06:18 PM (JeBZ+)
I don't remember anything about global warming; everyone does sweat throughout the movie, but that's because it's summer in an NYC with 40 million people and there's no electricity.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at April 08, 2010 06:18 PM (H+d3B)
But maybe I'm old-fashioned.
And Holly Golightly isn't exactly a bastion of moral character. Or strong. She's a party girl who ran out on her husband after he saved her from a life of crime.
Put me some nollij, ladies.
Posted by: FUBAR at April 08, 2010 06:18 PM (1fanL)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at April 08, 2010 06:19 PM (7VvJB)
Posted by: Monty at April 08, 2010 06:19 PM (fv/Qk)
Oh I think that Michael Steele likes his own face and I don't think she would agree to that at all.
Posted by: curious at April 08, 2010 06:19 PM (p302b)
Posted by: Samuel Adams at April 08, 2010 10:15 PM (nxUYP)
Yeah, basically at this point the Westboro Baptist Church is just a legal scam by the Phelps family to provoke people into attacking them and then sue. That's their sole purpose for going to all the funerals.
Eventually they'll provoke somebody into shotgunning them. And if I were on the jury, I wouldn't convict on anything greater than creating a public disturbance.
Posted by: Mætenloch at April 08, 2010 06:19 PM (oYxkV)
Posted by: mokimoki at April 08, 2010 06:19 PM (IrV7s)
Posted by: Mark in MO at April 08, 2010 10:15 PM (sYxEE)
WAS. WAS attractive to men.
Posted by: FUBAR at April 08, 2010 06:19 PM (1fanL)
Umm...matches?
Posted by: chemjeff at April 08, 2010 06:20 PM (Gk/wA)
Posted by: steevy at April 08, 2010 06:20 PM (uQJYO)
The fact that you know such things will cost you a corner off said card.
I assume you mean the man card. Happily, I was not issued the necessary parts at birth to qualify.
Posted by: huerfano at April 08, 2010 06:20 PM (gLSaO)
and it doesn't matter whether the neighborhood be rich or poor- every block has an Addams family
you'd also be surprised at how many women are cool with opening the front door in their underwears
Posted by: Jones at April 08, 2010 06:21 PM (JL3qV)
Blazer I don't know but for real they are taking their lives in their own hands by coming down here right now spewing that shit ,the people here are a little bit on the crazy side to begin with and most of them carry guns for the love of gawd ,this could turn into one big mess if they go to the mine site like they say they will.
Posted by: TEE866 at April 08, 2010 10:16 PM (3Uz8C)
Yea, it'd be a real shame if anything were to happen to those pukes. However, the alarming part is they practically use their own children and grandchildren as human shields when they go on these excursions.
Truly sickening. The Westboro trash is no better than AQ or the Taliban who employ the same tactics.
Posted by: Blazer at April 08, 2010 06:21 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: dagny at April 08, 2010 06:21 PM (5lAb0)
Posted by: mokimoki at April 08, 2010 10:19 PM (IrV7s)
So, uh, I shouldn't take pictures with them anymore?
Posted by: Al Gore at April 08, 2010 06:21 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: davidt at April 08, 2010 06:21 PM (aag4W)
Oh I think that Michael Steele likes his own face and I don't think she would agree to that at all.
I think Michael Steele has two faces.
Posted by: SlaveDog at April 08, 2010 06:22 PM (W+E+o)
Posted by: Mætenloch at April 08, 2010 10:19 PM (oYxkV)
That or discharging a firearm in the city limits.
Posted by: Samuel Adams at April 08, 2010 06:22 PM (nxUYP)
Maureen O'hare
Nicole Kidman
Grace Kelly
Vivian Leigh
Sophia Loren
Which of these is not like the others?
Posted by: huerfano at April 08, 2010 06:22 PM (gLSaO)
So, you need an expert do you...
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 08, 2010 06:22 PM (bgcml)
I hope this letter finds you well. Today was a terrific day for me. I managed to bag two hobos in one shot! Doubtful that will ever happen again. The hobo pelts are drying in the basement as I write. Let us hope that the heavens have blessed you with an equally fabulous day. I await with bated breath news of your adventures!
All the best,
chemjeff
Posted by: chemjeff at April 08, 2010 06:23 PM (Gk/wA)
Posted by: TEE866 at April 08, 2010 06:23 PM (3Uz8C)
I assume you mean the man card. Happily, I was not issued the necessary parts at birth to qualify.
Posted by: huerfano at April 08, 2010 10:20 PM (gLSaO)
And then there's me.
Posted by: Jamie Lee Curtis at April 08, 2010 06:23 PM (H+d3B)
Posted by: Jones at April 08, 2010 06:23 PM (JL3qV)
She did snipe at the snobby clerks, maybe it's some sort of class envy thing? Mostly, I think it's the "guy falls madly in love after you fuck, then you never have to work again" fantasy. See also "Radish's theory on why most single women--especially 'single mothers'--vote leftist Democrat."
Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 08, 2010 06:23 PM (OkT2m)
92 The fact you know the premise of that movie, + infinity or something.
But you're spot on.
To say she was a self-absorbed diva would be a severe understatement.
I still adore the character.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 08, 2010 06:23 PM (8svDv)
Posted by: Christoph at April 08, 2010 06:23 PM (0fq7b)
Posted by: Reactionary at April 08, 2010 06:23 PM (4nbyM)
Posted by: davidt at April 08, 2010 10:21 PM
Damn Right it is. And...I'd hit it. Hard.
Posted by: J. Trafficant at April 08, 2010 06:23 PM (v5Q3C)
Maybe that's why he quipped that: "A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him."
/Except he was a war correspondent. Not combatants, I believe.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 08, 2010 06:24 PM (c0A3e)
You might actually be able to justify reimbursing the price of the shotgun shells as well—after all, municipalities are on the hook for the increased security necessary to "protect" those scumbags from decent people everywhere, and their departure would probably save cash-strapped police forces some dough.
Posted by: Fortunate Son at April 08, 2010 06:24 PM (trlZM)
Then drive him out I10 and into the desert.
Dig a hole...
Posted by: sifty at April 08, 2010 06:25 PM (V8nT2)
Maureen O'hara Yes
Nicole Kidman
Grace Kelly
Vivian Leigh
Sophia Loren Yes
Nicole: Ice Queen
Grace: Look Don't Touch
Vivian Leigh: Batshit Crazy
Posted by: mpfs at April 08, 2010 06:25 PM (QuP9W)
Posted by: kbdabear at April 08, 2010 06:25 PM (sYxEE)
Sounds good to me. By the way, I take my tea at 4, my nap at 2, and if you INFIDELS TOUCH MY KORAN I KILL YOU.
Thanks, look forward to, uh, meeting you.
Posted by: Some Jihadi at April 08, 2010 06:26 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: SlaveDog at April 08, 2010 06:26 PM (W+E+o)
this page should interest you
Posted by: Jones
at April 08, 2010 10:23 PM (JL3qV)
Gwyneth Paltrow? My god she is fugly. Her mother was hot too, but I guess her dad was ugly.
Posted by: Samuel Adams at April 08, 2010 06:26 PM (nxUYP)
Posted by: mokimoki at April 08, 2010 06:27 PM (IrV7s)
Maureen O'hara Yes
Nicole Kidman
Grace Kelly
Vivian Leigh
Sophia Loren Yes
Everyone on that list except Kidman. I dont want to be anywhere that Tom Cruise has been.
O.k., except Katie Holmes, maybe.
Posted by: Blazer at April 08, 2010 06:27 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: Pawn at April 08, 2010 06:27 PM (rkJF8)
I don't remember anything about global warming;
Oh yeah, global warming was the whole reason mankind had been reduced to eating each other in the movie, i was pretty surprised when i first saw it.
Posted by: koopy at April 08, 2010 06:27 PM (ctR4U)
Posted by: Jones at April 08, 2010 10:23 PM (JL3qV)
Excellent. Most of my favs are on that site. Well done.
Posted by: Reactionary at April 08, 2010 06:28 PM (4nbyM)
Who the hell did they poll for that women list? Very odd. Ursula not so much but the rest?
Exactly my thoughts. No Grace Kelly? Grace in Rear Window might be as good as a woman has ever looked. Ever. Gene Tierney in Laura. Martha Vickers in The Big Sleep. Helen Mirren in, well, just about anything. Screw it, headed to the bunk!
Posted by: Countrysquire at April 08, 2010 06:28 PM (4YN/C)
Posted by: Christoph at April 08, 2010 06:28 PM (0fq7b)
Posted by: mpfs at April 08, 2010 06:28 PM (QuP9W)
Posted by: steevy at April 08, 2010 06:28 PM (uQJYO)
Posted by: chemjeff at April 08, 2010 06:28 PM (Gk/wA)
Wigs were popular in the 1960s.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 08, 2010 06:28 PM (OkT2m)
FDR
Highest approval: 84% (After Pearl Harbor)
Lowest approval: 48% (1939-1940 New Deal Problems Emerging)
Truman
Highest approval: 87% (After FDR's Death)
Lowest approval: 22% (Leaving Office)
Eisenhower
Highest approval: 79% (End Of 1st Year)
Lowest approval: 48% (1958 Recession)
JFK
Highest approval: 83% (Cuban Missile Crisis)
Lowest approval: 56% (Fall Of 1963)
LBJ
Highest approval: 79% (After JFK's Death)
Lowest approval: 35% (Election Of 196
Nixon
Highest approval: 67% (Re-Election)
Lowest approval: 24% (Resignation/Watergate)
Ford
Highest approval: 71% (Becomes President)
Lowest approval: 37% (Nixon Pardon)
Carter
Highest approval: 75% (End of 1st Year)
Lowest approval: 28% (Election of 1980)
Reagan
Highest approval: 68% (Summer Of 1986/Leaving Office)
Lowest approval: 35% (82' Midterms)
Poppy Bush
Highest approval: 89% (Gulf War)
Lowest approval: 29% (Election Of 1992)
Clinton
Highest approval: 73% (Right before Lewinskygate Hit In Late 1997)
Lowest approval: 37% (May Of 1993 After Tax Hikes)
Dubya
Highest approval: 90% (After September 11)
Lowest approval: 25% (After financial crisis of 200
Obama
Highest approval: 68% (Inauguration)
Lowest approval: 45% (Healthcare Debate)
Posted by: YRM at April 08, 2010 06:28 PM (38UQ3)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at April 08, 2010 06:29 PM (7VvJB)
Vivian Leigh was smokin'.
Posted by: FUBAR at April 08, 2010 06:29 PM (1fanL)
And then there's me.
Posted by: Jamie Lee Curtis at April 08, 2010 10:23 PM (H+d3B)
Yes, you are a quandary.
And by quandary, I mean hermaphrodite.
Posted by: huerfano at April 08, 2010 06:30 PM (gLSaO)
Damn, and I thought that was just standard smart-assery here earlier today. WTF? Still, maybe we're better off with him fucking around on a retarded TV show than trying to remake America.
Posted by: Bomber at April 08, 2010 06:30 PM (d88g9)
Posted by: sifty at April 08, 2010 06:30 PM (V8nT2)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 08, 2010 06:30 PM (8svDv)
Posted by: Monty at April 08, 2010 06:30 PM (fv/Qk)
Exactly my thoughts. No Grace Kelly? Grace in Rear Window might be as good as a woman has ever looked. Ever. Gene Tierney in Laura. Martha Vickers in The Big Sleep. Helen Mirren in, well, just about anything. Screw it, headed to the bunk!
Posted by: CountrysquireHelen Mirren is one I classify as a callsy broad, she is fantastic.
Grace and Gene were beautiful woman but in a "don't touch me way."
Martha Vickers well that just speaks for itself.
One more: Lauren Bacall.
Posted by: mpfs at April 08, 2010 06:30 PM (QuP9W)
Except for the God Hates Fags thing.
I generally don't stone anyone I don't hate, so they might have a point there.
As far as their treatment of the men in uniform goes, I agree they're disgusting. I actually think they're disgusting for the God Hates Fags thing too, but not without reason from their viewpoint according to their references.
But yeah, I don't really give any validity to their references.
Posted by: Christoph at April 08, 2010 10:28 PM (0fq7b)
Ummm, Christoph, I know we're talking about the Westboro freaks here, but they are not Christians, far from it. I see where you're going here, I mean, its where you always go and I will ask you to please spare us just this once.
Its the ONT after all.
Posted by: Blazer at April 08, 2010 06:31 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: mokimoki at April 08, 2010 06:31 PM (IrV7s)
Posted by: sifty at April 08, 2010 06:32 PM (V8nT2)
Highest approval: 68% (Inauguration)
Lowest approval: 45% (Healthcare Debate)
Looks like every president since FDR has had a higher High Approval than Obama so far. I'm thinking he'll have the lowest Low Approval before he's done.
But everyone still likes him. Magically.
Posted by: SlaveDog at April 08, 2010 06:32 PM (W+E+o)
Posted by: sifty at April 08, 2010 06:33 PM (V8nT2)
Jean Simmons ("Guys and Dolls" and "Elmer Gantry" -- smoking hot in both films)
Fuck yeah, I so sucked his dick like a million times man!
Oh, wait.
Posted by: 17 yr old KISS groupie at April 08, 2010 06:33 PM (nxUYP)
Posted by: jcjimi at April 08, 2010 06:33 PM (v5Q3C)
Posted by: Jones at April 08, 2010 10:23 PM (JL3qV)
Any list that includes Gwyneth Paltrow and Lauren Bacall but doesn't include Jessica Simpson or Alba is pretty damned impressive. Lists like that are few and far between these days.
Posted by: Fortunate Son at April 08, 2010 06:33 PM (trlZM)
Posted by: Christoph at April 08, 2010 06:33 PM (0fq7b)
I'm giving O a pass for the Idol thing. It's for charity and Booooosh did it too.
I'm more perturbed by presence and incessant need to be interviewed at the Final Four, the Superbowl, the World Series etc, etc.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 08, 2010 06:33 PM (8svDv)
Posted by: TEE866 at April 08, 2010 06:34 PM (3Uz8C)
That was an excellent site of girlies. Jergens thanks you.
Of ALL of those women, only Grace Kelly had a Pearl Necklace.
Just sayin'.
Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at April 08, 2010 06:34 PM (YHsY8)
Posted by: mokimoki at April 08, 2010 10:31 PM (IrV7s)
well Truman won re-election thanks to a comeback, a bad GOP candidate, and good personal favorables but after he got us in Korea the country got negative on him again and unlike the first time he couldn't recover
Posted by: YRM at April 08, 2010 06:34 PM (38UQ3)
I think Grace kelly was the most beautiful woman ever to step on a stage. She makes everyone else look like an mutant.
What about for men?
Sean Connery as James Bond
Colin Firth
Russell Crowe as gladiator
Dick Cheney's mind
Cary Grant maybe
I'm stuck
They have to be rugged but not odd looking. No prettyness
Posted by: dagny at April 08, 2010 06:34 PM (5lAb0)
Thanks, look forward to, uh, meeting you.
Churchill may have used that phrase before going up against the Mohammedans.
/Then he called their culture "retrograde".
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 08, 2010 06:35 PM (c0A3e)
And Barbara Stanwyck gets my vote!
Posted by: Adrian at April 08, 2010 06:35 PM (5V4wO)
Posted by: FUBAR at April 08, 2010 06:35 PM (1fanL)
Okay, I'll think about it later. Besides, they each have a pt in the game.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 08, 2010 06:35 PM (yfJ6g)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 08, 2010 06:36 PM (o6p2r)
At christmas and thanksgiving and other family get-togethers, do you find yourself alone in the kitchen leaning against the wall with a paper plate full of turkey and dressing wondering why no one likes you?
Posted by: tangonine at April 08, 2010 06:36 PM (C8Pcc)
Posted by: huerfano at April 08, 2010 06:36 PM (gLSaO)
/Then he called their culture "retrograde".
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 08, 2010 10:35 PM (c0A3e)
He was being generous.
Posted by: Reactionary at April 08, 2010 06:36 PM (4nbyM)
I haven't a clue. Only movies I know of that had Mila in them where the Resident Evil series.
And they were bad, really bad. Except maybe the first one.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 08, 2010 06:37 PM (c0A3e)
ditto on Grace Kelly. In "To Catch a Thief" and "Rear Window" she was......
( beyond words )
as for the Victorian women stuff, that's been known since the late 80s, due to some good studies of doctors journals, diaries, etc. The popular writing was an attempt to keep the 'underclass' in line
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 08, 2010 06:38 PM (JrRME)
I'm pretty sure he sits there whacking off as he ponders how he's going to try to make every thread about the pitfalls of "religion". One might even say, he's jerking off while proselytizing.
Posted by: Editor at April 08, 2010 06:38 PM (YX6i/)
Demi Moore is happy with her body. So am I.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 08, 2010 10:36 PM (o6p2r)
Like we say down here. I wouldnt kick her out of bed.
Unless, she wanted to do it on the floor.
Posted by: Blazer at April 08, 2010 06:38 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: huerfano at April 08, 2010 06:38 PM (gLSaO)
Posted by: Christoph at April 08, 2010 06:38 PM (0fq7b)
I don't know...but I always assumed 'she' was a 'he'.
Not an Ex-Con Tranny, like Lacey. But a dude.
Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at April 08, 2010 06:38 PM (YHsY8)
Posted by: davidt at April 08, 2010 10:21 PM
It looks like an Ewok's skin cap.
Posted by: davidt at April 08, 2010 06:38 PM (aag4W)
What about for men?
Posted by: dagny at April 08, 2010 10:34 PM (5lAb0)
Um, hi. Nice try, but I don't think so. I'm a little surprised that nobody has mentioned Kim Richards.
Posted by: FUBAR at April 08, 2010 06:38 PM (1fanL)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 08, 2010 10:37 PM (c0A3e)
She was in 5th Element and a Joan of Arc movie as well.
Posted by: Reactionary at April 08, 2010 06:39 PM (4nbyM)
Perhaps, but she ain't much of an actress IMHO. Unless somebody puts me to some f'ing knowledge about a movie where she put in a good performance.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 08, 2010 06:39 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Adrian at April 08, 2010 06:39 PM (5V4wO)
Posted by: TEE866 at April 08, 2010 06:39 PM (3Uz8C)
The only problem I have is that the same people who are spooging all over themselves over the Os going on the show are thought the Bushes' appearance was some sort of creeping fascist invasion of their popular culture.
I'm so sick of the double standard.
Gitmo still open?
Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 08, 2010 06:40 PM (OkT2m)
Well I, well, you see, I, I, I've never really been all that into broads and, well, I, I j-just don't know if a woman's charms are for me...
Posted by: Jimmy Stewart at April 08, 2010 06:40 PM (trlZM)
Christoph still around?
I'm pretty sure he sits there whacking off as he ponders how he's going to try to make every thread about the pitfalls of "religion". One might even say, he's jerking off while proselytizing.
Posted by: Editor at April 08, 2010 10:38 PM (YX6i/)
You felt the breathless anticipation too?
I mean, all of a sudden I got the feeling in his last post he was just aching to do him some Christian bashing.
Anybody else feel it?
Posted by: Blazer at April 08, 2010 06:40 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: YRM at April 08, 2010 06:40 PM (38UQ3)
With other mental disorders it all seems to be shades of grey, but with these people you can just check it off by the box.
Posted by: Nemo from Erewhon at April 08, 2010 06:40 PM (Q85dq)
She should be the face of the RNC.
Posted by: SlaveDog at April 08, 2010 10:17 PM (W+E+o)
This was a helluva day for conservatism. Heh, all it took for you was Dana, but since I don't play for that team, I had to look for cerebral titillation. First, Beck had a show about the Founders that would blow your mind. The libs started co-opting and corrupting everything that used to be part of every school kid's education until the progressives got hold of it.
Tonight I happened upon the Southern Republican Leadership Conf on C-SPAN and saw J.C. Watts bring down the house. (Somebody put me some knowledge. How did a guy with that kind of charisma and speaking ability ever lose?)
Then, Newt, yes, he of the schizo conservatism school, kicked arse in an hour-long speech -- no notes -- and an off-the-cuff Q&A. Look for a lot of bumper stickers and window decals that say "2+2=4." Long story.
Posted by: RushBabe at April 08, 2010 06:40 PM (LKkE8)
Posted by: tangonine at April 08, 2010 06:40 PM (C8Pcc)
I, for one, am somewhat disappointed in my fellow Americans.
Posted by: Trimegistus at April 08, 2010 06:41 PM (fEoAc)
are you confused? Dyslexic? Maybe try outlining what you intend to say.....
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 08, 2010 06:41 PM (JrRME)
Yeah, chew on that, TJ.
Posted by: Editor at April 08, 2010 06:41 PM (YX6i/)
at April 08, 2010
10:36 PM (o6p2r)
Gold-digging trailer-trash. Not that I wouldn't hit it like Rocky hit Apollo. And then afterward like Ike hit Tina.
Posted by: FUBAR at April 08, 2010 06:41 PM (1fanL)
Posted by: Monty at April 08, 2010 06:41 PM (fv/Qk)
Posted by: sifty at April 08, 2010 06:41 PM (V8nT2)
I'm pretty sure he sits there whacking off as he ponders how he's going to try to make every thread about the pitfalls of "religion". One might even say, he's jerking off while proselytizing.
Posted by: Editor at April 08, 2010 10:38 PM (YX6i/)
Give it five minutes, I'm sure someone will give him the opening he needs and the entire thread will go to shit.
Posted by: ErikW at April 08, 2010 06:41 PM (JeBZ+)
Posted by: steevy at April 08, 2010 06:42 PM (uQJYO)
And they were bad, really bad. Except maybe the first one.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 08, 2010 10:37 PM (c0A3e)
5th Element ring a bell?
Posted by: 18-1 at April 08, 2010 06:42 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 08, 2010 10:38 PM (JrRME)
I sure wish the US would do more to keep the underclass in line. Those vermin breed like rats, and we taxpayers are picking up the tab for a fresh crop of bastards every year. Getting the gutter spawn to keep their legs together for more than 5 minutes at a time would prove immensely valuable to the US. Alas, the Victorian era is gone, never to return. We're on the slow slide to... (wait for it)... CHAOS.
Posted by: Reactionary at April 08, 2010 06:42 PM (4nbyM)
That's not how the Bronson Scale works.
Charles Bronson = 1 bronson, Everything else is measured in millibronsons.
Posted by: Jones at April 08, 2010 06:42 PM (JL3qV)
Posted by: Christoph at April 08, 2010 06:42 PM (0fq7b)
I don't really think about celebrities like that. They're not really people to me.
Although I had a plumber at my house today that was a dead ringer for Josh Lucas. I'll be damned if I didn't do a double take and go a little weak in the knees.
He has to come back tomorrow. That's a win.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 08, 2010 06:42 PM (8svDv)
There's still a certain element of "class" that seems to be missing these days. We're talking about how great Grace Kelly looked in pearls, and all I can think about how great Kate Beckinsale looked in tight leather pants in Underworld.
Not that I have anything against tight leather pants or Ms. Beckinsale. It just seems to be different, somehow.
Posted by: Fortunate Son at April 08, 2010 06:42 PM (trlZM)
Because the Bushes are creeping fascists and the Obamas are not, you dirt-stealing Radish. It's just that simple! Only teabaggerz racists don't understand that.
I'm so sick of the double standard.
You're going to be sick for a long time then, but you already knew that.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 08, 2010 06:43 PM (c0A3e)
Jimmy, you were old enough to be her father in "Rear Window". You were being genteel, or a fag
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 08, 2010 06:43 PM (JrRME)
Posted by: tangonine at April 08, 2010 10:40 PM (C8Pcc)
No question. But she did have one of the most awkward sex scenes put to cinema in the second movie...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 08, 2010 06:43 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: Bill R. at April 08, 2010 06:44 PM (EhlQq)
He has to come back tomorrow. That's a win.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 08, 2010 10:42 PM (8svDv)
Sure you didn't go to your knees, blondie?
Posted by: FUBAR at April 08, 2010 06:44 PM (1fanL)
Posted by: tangonine at April 08, 2010 06:44 PM (C8Pcc)
Posted by: YRM at April 08, 2010 06:45 PM (38UQ3)
Jimmy, you were old enough to be her father in "Rear Window". You were being genteel, or a fag
Maybe he liked to watch.
Posted by: Chauncy Gardner at April 08, 2010 06:45 PM (gLSaO)
Posted by: davidt at April 08, 2010 10:42 PM (aag4W
Jennifer Connelly in 'HOT SPOT' !!. Lord, help me, that was a revelation
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 08, 2010 06:45 PM (JrRME)
Posted by: Fortunate
Son at April 08, 2010 10:42 PM (trlZM)
Check out Pearl Harbor. On second thought, just look at the screen caps...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 08, 2010 06:45 PM (bgcml)
Mila has to get props for doing sci-fi movies that no other smokin' hot starlet would be caught dead in.
Posted by: FUBAR at April 08, 2010 06:45 PM (1fanL)
Posted by: mpfs at April 08, 2010 06:46 PM (QuP9W)
Posted by: Christoph at April 08, 2010 10:38 PM (0fq7b)
Of course, no one was saying all Muslims are assholes on the other thread. That was your strawman.
But, what I did say was that islam builds and shapes assholes. That was the point of it, of course, being a political structure built to administer a growing land empire - formalizing the desert arab culture in that structure, while plagiarizing the Old and New Testaments, perverting the stories and morals, and then calling the Jews and the Christians liars for having written fake versions earlier. Talk about chutzpah!
Posted by: progressoverpeace at April 08, 2010 06:46 PM (N49h9)
Posted by: garrett at April 08, 2010 06:46 PM (YHsY8)
Posted by: tangonine at April 08, 2010 06:46 PM (C8Pcc)
Posted by: sifty at April 08, 2010 06:46 PM (V8nT2)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 08,
2010 10:45 PM (c0A3e)
Well, it was a good movie, even if she didn't really 'act' in it.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 08, 2010 06:46 PM (bgcml)
Sorry, Peter, you're going to die in less than a year from a brain tumor. Great movie, though
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 08, 2010 06:46 PM (JrRME)
He didn't, he chose not to run for re-election.
I kind of cooled on him after this, but if he's gotten over it, I'm good.
Laughing at myself--like anyone cares what I think, right?
Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 08, 2010 06:46 PM (OkT2m)
Posted by: Christoph at April 08, 2010 10:38 PM (0fq7b)
Christoph, I'm not going to get into this with you. I mean its only like the 99th gazzilionth time this argument has taken place on this site concerning you on this site.
As a radical athiest who tries to push and force your non-beliefs upon anyone you can get a captive audience from, you are no better than the people you claim to despise for doing the opposite.
I have no doubt that irony escapes you. Your fundamental athiesm- is your religion.
Posted by: Blazer at April 08, 2010 06:47 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: SarahW at April 08, 2010 06:47 PM (Z4T49)
Kim Novak
The Birds.
Posted by: ErikW at April 08, 2010 10:44 PM (JeBZ+)
Bell, Book and Candle. Even better.
Posted by: progressoverpeace at April 08, 2010 06:47 PM (N49h9)
Posted by: FUBAR at April 08, 2010 06:47 PM (1fanL)
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 08, 2010 10:43 PM (JrRME)
You leave Colonel Stewart alone dammit! Another actor who was an American hero. Although it sucks that they were the last generation of American heroes who were actors.
Posted by: 17 yr old KISS groupie at April 08, 2010 06:47 PM (nxUYP)
Posted by: soulpile at April 08, 2010 06:47 PM (afWhQ)
Posted by: Racefan at April 08, 2010 06:47 PM (i3I5W)
Posted by: Adrian at April 08, 2010 06:47 PM (5V4wO)
Posted by: tangonine at April 08, 2010 06:48 PM (C8Pcc)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at April 08, 2010 06:49 PM (7VvJB)
Posted by: Blazer at April 08, 2010 10:47 PM (t72+4)
thanks for making all my points on him for me, he should go join LGF, hell he was praising Charles for the Virginia Governor racism post he did the other day...
Posted by: YRM at April 08, 2010 06:49 PM (38UQ3)
Posted by: soulpile at April 08, 2010 10:47 PM (afWhQ)
Have you seen how large my mouth is?
Posted by: Julia Roberts at April 08, 2010 06:49 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: Nemo from Erewhon at April 08, 2010 10:40 PM (Q85dq)
Yeah - and I think that's one of those types of crazy you can't sure with anything short of the lead pill. However, it would be fun to hook them up to a shock collar, and every time they failed to put shit in order, or brought home/kept new crap, give them a nice electrical reminder of how to behave. I bet some strong negative reinforcement would help moderate their condition.
Posted by: Reactionary at April 08, 2010 06:49 PM (4nbyM)
So, Sam Elliott?
Posted by: Chauncy Gardner at April 08, 2010 06:49 PM (gLSaO)
Again Christoph, you don't know shit.
There are no perfect Christians. However, real ones can recognize another pretty easily. Jesus said that he had not come to abolish the law but to fulfill it meaning that the 10 commandments still held but he said that there was a golden rule: Love one another as I love you.
Actual christians do not go out to purposely hurt other people. That doesn't mean they have to condone others anti-gospel actions either--which the left thinks--- "accepting" deviant behavior is not love but rather harm. God loves all of his creatures but not their actions if they are against him.
I don't know what happened to you but whatever bad thing it was wasn't caused by Christ--it was caused by a person who was imperfect.
Posted by: dagny at April 08, 2010 06:49 PM (5lAb0)
if by "questionable" you mean the Nazi version of "2 girls 1 cup", then yes
Posted by: chemjeff at April 08, 2010 06:49 PM (Gk/wA)
Posted by: Christoph at April 08, 2010 06:49 PM (0fq7b)
You assume I have a job. How cute.
/I have one, but I get paid with the blood of the Olympians.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 08, 2010 06:49 PM (c0A3e)
Novak wasn't in the Birds. That was Tippi Hendren.
Damn, you're right! I been laboring under a misapprehension...
Posted by: ErikW at April 08, 2010 06:49 PM (JeBZ+)
Posted by: Jones at April 08, 2010 06:49 PM (JL3qV)
Posted by: Christoph at April 08, 2010 06:50 PM (0fq7b)
Posted by: tangonine at April 08, 2010 10:48 PM (C8Pcc)
Wait, I though Matt Damn was my love interest, er I mean costar.
Posted by: Ben Affleck at April 08, 2010 06:50 PM (bgcml)
Wasn't that some sort of protest (don't lie, you fuckers!) by the Eastern Block countries when they were trying to rid themselves of the their overlords?
Put it in the windows of their homes and businesses?
I think it would be very apropos should we reignite the flame here. And not a minute too soon.
Posted by: Derak at April 08, 2010 06:50 PM (m8r9d)
Okay, but Victorian Britain needed to 'socialize' a lot of rural people coming into the growing cities at a rapid pace, and the urban upper-middle class thought that farm people were screwing constantly
So they were ultry-double-plus strict on sex, and made fools of themselves putting clothes on piano legs, etc
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 08, 2010 06:50 PM (JrRME)
Posted by: Monty at April 08, 2010 06:51 PM (fv/Qk)
Posted by: tangonine at April 08, 2010 06:51 PM (C8Pcc)
I like the crazy dude. The guy who played Agent Coulyon (sp?).
Mulholland Falls and LA Confidential make me want to look better in a suit.
Posted by: sifty at April 08, 2010 06:51 PM (V8nT2)
198 No Charles Bronson, John Wayne or Ronald Reagan?
The only 3 men to ever rate 1000 Bronsons.
I thought about those. Bronson is a little weird looking. John Wayne was sexy in that Irish movie (i'm blanking) but is a little too something and Reagan was probably great but I get him confused with a god.....
Posted by: dagny at April 08, 2010 06:52 PM (5lAb0)
Posted by: Christoph at April 08, 2010 06:52 PM (YX6i/)
Posted by: huerfano at April 08, 2010 06:52 PM (gLSaO)
Posted by: Jones
at April 08, 2010 10:49 PM (JL3qV)
yes, filmed in SONOMA COUNTY --the schoolhouse is still there and looks almost the same. It's privately owned, but close to the street.
Hitch liked his women blonde and frosty.
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 08, 2010 06:52 PM (JrRME)
Posted by: Derak at April 08, 2010 06:52 PM (m8r9d)
They're also registered Democrats. They exist for two reasons: to be the examples of "hate-filled Christians" needed by other Democrats, and to enrich themselves by inciting riots.
They are a prime example of what happens when you no longer allow dueling or accept the concept of "he needed killing".
Posted by: Rob Crawford at April 08, 2010 06:53 PM (n2wxa)
Posted by: Countrysquire at April 08, 2010 06:53 PM (4YN/C)
Clara Bow remarked that Gary Cooper was "hung like a horse and could go all night."
Okay then.
Posted by: mpfs at April 08, 2010 06:53 PM (QuP9W)
Posted by: Bruce The Robert at April 08, 2010 06:53 PM (FDomG)
Posted by: Anachronda at April 08, 2010 06:53 PM (LD+ZJ)
Shouldn't you be ardently scouring Craig's List for part time census jobs in your area? Or maybe clinical trials for $$?
Dude, you gotta get out of mom's house someday, yeah?
Posted by: tangonine at April 08, 2010 06:53 PM (C8Pcc)
And John Forsyth died in the birds by being pecked to death. As a kid I was horrified and watched for the movie credits. I never wanted to watch that actor again in fear of watching his eyes get pecked out.
Posted by: Derak at April 08, 2010 06:54 PM (m8r9d)
Jesus. It's a form of OCD, sometimes with schizophrenia mixed in. Pharmaceuticals and CBT.
Save the "kill off the sick/undesirables" schtick for the lefties.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 08, 2010 06:54 PM (OkT2m)
The suits and cars were out of this world.
Posted by: mpfs at April 08, 2010 06:54 PM (QuP9W)
Yeah, but there were a number of movies with Stewart or Cary Grant in the late 50s or early 60s where they were a generation older than the 'leading lady'--like Cary and Audrey Hepburn, and it seems a bit odd.
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 08, 2010 06:55 PM (JrRME)
I work alone. Everybody around me seems to experience a savage death.
Besides, my vengeance is over as the Olympians are all dead. Except for that bitch Athena. "Higher-plane" my ass.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 08, 2010 06:55 PM (c0A3e)
Shouldn't you be ardently scouring Craig's List for part time census jobs in your area? Or maybe clinical trials for $$?
Dude, you gotta get out of mom's house someday, yeah?
Posted by: tangonine at April 08, 2010 10:53 PM (C8Pcc)
You're new around here on the ONT, so let me give you some pointers.
1.) Sandra Bullock takes it up the cornhole (no matter what her lawyers say)
2.) Christoph is... Canadian.
Posted by: Editor at April 08, 2010 06:56 PM (YX6i/)
I wasn't addressing the Christian part of your comment. I should have left it out of the pasting.
But, as to your argument about people claiming to be some religion who aren't, there are many examples. In Judaism we have the Black Hebrews, who are not Jewish, but claim to be. For Christians, I would say that The Precedent's own chrurch stands as what I call "Crypto-Christian", because it is really just a Marxist church with the veneer of Christianity added to affect some legitimacy - sort of the same thing Mohammed did when he laughably inserted himself into the Biblical line, in order to claim instant legitimacy.
And I agree with you about Islam being more of a negative force than any other major religion. We never disagreed with that... and while I don't take quite as clearcut a position as every single thing you said on the prior thread... I agree with everything you wrote in your last comment.
Posted by: Christoph at April 08, 2010 10:49 PM (0fq7b)
-------------------------------------------------------------
That's a good sign. You still need to move to the fact that islam is not a religion, but a political ideology with an attendant mythology, and you'll be there.
Posted by: progressoverpeace at April 08, 2010 06:56 PM (N49h9)
Posted by: Christoph at April 08, 2010 06:56 PM (0fq7b)
I believe that's the remnants of her native accent.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at April 08, 2010 06:56 PM (n2wxa)
So they were ultry-double-plus strict on sex, and made fools of themselves putting clothes on piano legs, etc
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 08, 2010 10:50 PM (JrRME)
I understand that they went too far, but we'd be better off with that extreme than with our current opposite extreme. For the love of Pete - I know mainly what I'd consider "regular, middle class" folks, you'd never think twice about them if you saw them on the street, yet three married couples I know have done swinger stuff. And that's just the stuff I know about. I can't imagine what levels of depravity are to be found among the guttersnipes. We've gone too far. Time to bring back some restraint. Won't happnen - I realize that - but we would be better off.
Posted by: Reactionary at April 08, 2010 06:56 PM (4nbyM)
I meant just as I'm not saying all Christians are assholes (I know a great many lovely Christians), on the previous thread I was also saying that all Muslims are assholes (and I know a few lovely Muslims).
Posted by: Christoph at April 08, 2010 10:49 PM (0fq7b)
Well, it just so happens there are a great many lovely Christians and also Jewish people who happen to comment here at AoS, but you had no problem whatsoever taking a big giant hot dump all over their Easter and Passover threads last Sunday
Posted by: Blazer at April 08, 2010 06:57 PM (t72+4)
These days George Clooney and Harrison Ford boff leads 20-30 years younger. It's probably a permanent feature of American cinema.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 08, 2010 06:57 PM (OkT2m)
Posted by: garrett at April 08, 2010 06:57 PM (YHsY8)
Posted by: Lawrence the Neighbor at April 08, 2010 06:57 PM (V8nT2)
Kate Beckinsale, and with her English accent intact. Would be plusgood.
Posted by: Jones at April 08, 2010 06:57 PM (JL3qV)
Posted by: Trimegistus at April 08, 2010 06:57 PM (fEoAc)
Posted by: Christoph at April 08, 2010 10:56 PM (0fq7b)
why do you get off on pissing off faith believing folks on this blog?
Posted by: YRM at April 08, 2010 06:58 PM (38UQ3)
Posted by: dagny at April 08, 2010 06:59 PM (df/wB)
Posted by: Christoph at April 08, 2010 10:28 PM (0fq7b)
For the record there, Christoph, real Christians don't believe God hates fags, they believe he hates the act along with the fact that they refuse to repent.
Posted by: Bill R. at April 08, 2010 06:59 PM (EhlQq)
It's what he does. He can't just leave well enough alone.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 08, 2010 06:59 PM (c0A3e)
Besides, my vengeance is over as the Olympians are all dead. Except for that bitch Athena. "Higher-plane" my ass.
What's wrong with Athena? She's one of my heroes.
Posted by: Ex Consort of Hades at April 08, 2010 06:59 PM (yfJ6g)
Do you think Sarah Jessica Parker's publicist has instructed her to never stand next to a horse, lest she get photographed and it becomes the most widely circulated picture of her?
Posted by: Z Ryan at April 08, 2010 06:59 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: YRM at April 08, 2010 10:57 PM (38UQ3)
Christoph is just pissed because he got fucked by a priest in Ottawa in the early 80's. However, it was all just a fantasy, and it turned out to be his religious neighbor.
Posted by: Samuel Adams at April 08, 2010 06:59 PM (nxUYP)
Posted by: mpfs at April 08, 2010 10:44 PM (QuP9W)
I was addressing his character in the movie, not the man himself. Jimmy Stewart was everything that a lot of people say about him
It was a movie; he played a character.........
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 08, 2010 06:59 PM (JrRME)
I think Bob Newhart's first wife went the same way as John Forsythe in The Birds. Hitchcock wasn't into brunettes.
The lovely Suzanne Pleshette
Posted by: huerfano at April 08, 2010 06:59 PM (gLSaO)
"Next on HBO, the girls of the night take the stage in the HBO documentary: Cathouse, The Musical"
Really?
Between that shit, Bill "I'm-smarter-than-you" Mahr, and The Pacific, I'm canceling this shit right now. Fucking hippies.
Posted by: tangonine at April 08, 2010 07:00 PM (C8Pcc)
I'm thinking Firefox plugin. Used to be on a telnet BBS that had a client that would block everything posted by users on a configurable list...how hard can it to be? Input the hash, browse sans trolls.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 08, 2010 07:00 PM (OkT2m)
Posted by: sifty at April 08, 2010 07:00 PM (V8nT2)
Posted by: Trimegistus at April 08, 2010 07:00 PM (fEoAc)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 08, 2010 10:46 PM (OkT2m)
Thanks for the link. I have a feeling you're going to be seeing clips of that speech on conserv sites tomorrow, Newty's too.
Posted by: Derak at April 08, 2010 10:50 PM (m8r9d)
Give that man a big cigar! It's what the Poles put in their windows to tweak the commies before the overthrow. The overlords knew they were being subversive but didn't want to look like idiots ordering them to take it out of the windows.
Posted by: RushBabe at April 08, 2010 07:00 PM (LKkE8)
Posted by: Monty at April 08, 2010 07:01 PM (fv/Qk)
She had me fooled. I thought she cared about mortals, but she was just biding her time to be the sole ruler of the world with "hope". But I surprised her in the end.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 08, 2010 07:01 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 08, 2010 07:01 PM (OkT2m)
Posted by: HeatherRadish
at April 08, 2010 10:57 PM (OkT2m)
You're right. That era was when I first looked seriously at movies, so that factor made an impression on me. Now, everyone looks young..........
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 08, 2010 07:01 PM (JrRME)
Whats-her-name survived the Joker's dilemma explosion and comes back as Catwoman. That annoying little accountant twerp will be Robin.
Posted by: davidt at April 08, 2010 07:02 PM (aag4W)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby, wearing #9 at April 08, 2010 07:02 PM (yfJ6g)
That's Brigadier General James Stewart.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at April 08, 2010 07:02 PM (n2wxa)
Posted by: Trimegistus at April 08, 2010 10:57 PM (fEoAc)
Hedy Lamarr was one of the inventors of frequency-hopping communications.
Posted by: progressoverpeace at April 08, 2010 07:02 PM (N49h9)
Posted by: Monty at April 08, 2010 10:51 PM (fv/Qk)
What's so bad about that? Sounds like a guideline to live by...
Posted by: Reactionary at April 08, 2010 07:02 PM (4nbyM)
Shouldn't you be ardently scouring Craig's List for part time census jobs in your area? Or maybe clinical trials for $$?
Dude, you gotta get out of mom's house someday, yeah?
Posted by: tangonine at April 08, 2010 10:53 PM (C8Pcc)
He's a Canadian. He should be scouring Craigslist for "Lumberjack Camp Cabin Boy Jobs", where he can get all the free molson he wants to drink and can preach the virtues of athiesm while a burly bearded French Canadian logger is putting his blue pulsating ox right up his squeekhole.
Posted by: Blazer at April 08, 2010 07:02 PM (t72+4)
319 He loves me. He just doesn't know it yet.
But there is a Sandra Bullock joke in here as well, too.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 08, 2010 07:03 PM (8svDv)
Posted by: mpfs at April 08, 2010 07:03 PM (QuP9W)
Posted by: sifty at April 08, 2010 07:04 PM (V8nT2)
I don't get it.
Posted by: Z Ryan at April 08, 2010 07:04 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: YRM at April 08, 2010 07:04 PM (38UQ3)
Hedy Lamarr was one of the inventors of frequency-hopping communications.
Posted by: progressoverpeaceAnd she had a libido that wouldn't quit. If she wanted a man she went for it.
Posted by: mpfs at April 08, 2010 07:04 PM (QuP9W)
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 08, 2010 07:05 PM (JrRME)
Posted by: Jones at April 08, 2010 07:05 PM (JL3qV)
Posted by: katya at April 08, 2010 07:05 PM (GO0aJ)
He begat Chuck Norris? With whom?
Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 08, 2010 11:01 PM (OkT2m)
Nay. Chuck Norris sprang forth spontaneously from the bowels of an active volcano, where the tremendous heat and pressure forged his invincible form.
Posted by: Reactionary at April 08, 2010 07:05 PM (4nbyM)
Posted by: Christoph at April 08, 2010 07:05 PM (0fq7b)
Posted by: sifty at April 08, 2010 07:05 PM (V8nT2)
whoa, christoph is canadian? that explains everything...
Canadian and athiest, it doesn't get much more annoying than that.
Unless he was married to Ryan Reynolds.
Posted by: ErikW at April 08, 2010 07:06 PM (JeBZ+)
Posted by: AngelEm at April 08, 2010 07:06 PM (Aq93A)
Posted by: Countrysquire at April 08, 2010 07:07 PM (4YN/C)
It is subtle enough to not get your windows bashed in.
Those in the know will thoroughly understand.
And I'm lookin' for those who thoroughly understand.
I'm surrounded by frickin' idiots.
That's a 4 line Haiku.
Posted by: Derak at April 08, 2010 07:07 PM (m8r9d)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby, wearing #9 at April 08, 2010 07:07 PM (yfJ6g)
In my personal experience with the RCAF, Canadian (non-pussy) men were usually too intoxicated by this time of night to even identify a computer in a lineup, much less log on to a US blog and make a douche of themselves.
So he's a ward of the state, doesn't have a job, abuses himself and rarely bathes. FUCK! I WISH I'D KNOWN.
Posted by: tangonine at April 08, 2010 07:07 PM (C8Pcc)
Posted by: Monty at April 08, 2010 07:07 PM (fv/Qk)
/Not that I really care about your disposition of course. But I want you strong so that when you and Athena try to take this world for yourselves, defeating you will be so much better.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 08, 2010 07:07 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: YRM at April 08, 2010 11:04 PM (38UQ3)
Naaa... there are many fine Canadians.
Christoph is an asshole because he's a evangelical atheist. That's his real problem. The more strident the atheist, the bigger the asshole.
Posted by: Jim in San Diego at April 08, 2010 07:07 PM (F09Uo)
He loves me.
The Butcher has Cold Hands.
The Mechanic has Rough Hands.
The Plumber has Wet Hands, at best.
Posted by: garrett at April 08, 2010 07:08 PM (YHsY8)
Posted by: YRM at April 08, 2010 07:08 PM (38UQ3)
I take great umbrage at that, sir!
Posted by: Richard Dawkins at April 08, 2010 07:09 PM (c0A3e)
I hope Sandra Bullock finds you and shoves Michael Oher up your ass for saying that.
Posted by: tangonine at April 08, 2010 11:03 PM (C8Pcc)
Well, wait until you run into sickinmass. You'll think better of me. Whatever you do, don't go back a few ONTs ago and read Blazer's comments. You may never come back here.
Posted by: Editor at April 08, 2010 07:10 PM (YX6i/)
Posted by: FUBAR at April 08, 2010 07:10 PM (1fanL)
What about soldiers, or Peter and his sword, or someone who's a Christian but is pissed off?
You're making a claim that not even Christian theology makes and it undermines you.
If I were a believing Christian, I would reply to you that God doesn't require us to be perfect, but he requires us to have faith in Him and his Son (and to never deny the Holy Spirit, ever), and to seek repentance for our sins, and to resolve to do our best not to repeat them.
First of all, I didn't mean "hurt" as in fight or kill in self defense or to protect the innocent. I meant, and I thought it was obvious, to hurt as in to damage for it's own sake or without care, like these asswipes from Westboro are doing.
Secondly, God gives us faith. It is a supernatural gift. We don't "have" it. We receive faith from God when we agree with our minds and our wills to believe in his revelation.
"Denying the Holy Spirit" means that one should not despair of God's love. It doesn't mean "I deny you Holy Spirit". The reason God said that denying the Holy Spirit was the only unforgivable sin was that the person who despairs of God never askes for God's mercy and therefore cannot be forgiven.
I have no desire to get into this stuff with an ignorant obnoxious Canadian. You are insufferable.
I'm not expending the energy on you. So sod off.
Posted by: dagny at April 08, 2010 07:10 PM (df/wB)
Hmm I would have to say
Lance Armstrong (I know he doesn't swing that way but c'mon the bike and the lycra!) Same with Obama I mean the man can really throw an opening pitch!
Andy Sullivan
Nathan Lane
Barney Frank
Eric Massa
Killgore Trout (or as I like to call him, trouser trout !)
Posted by: Charles Johnsons Bikeshorts at April 08, 2010 07:11 PM (FDomG)
Posted by: Jim in San Diego at April 08, 2010 07:11 PM (F09Uo)
Posted by: Christoph at April 08, 2010 10:28 PM (0fq7b)
For the record there, Christoph, real Christians don't believe God hates fags, they believe he hates the act along with the fact that they refuse to repent.
Every Christian I know (including myself) disavows these foul people. We are not them and they are not us. Get that straight.
Posted by: katya at April 08, 2010 07:11 PM (GO0aJ)
Something to muse about while you nestle into the arms of Morpheus -
What do you suppose the Ruskies will do when the figure out the Barry the bullshitter is... well... a bullshitter?
I mean, they're mostly lefties so we know they're intellectually impaired, but still, I hear the hold a mean grudge what with the poison umbrellas and radioactive cocktails and such.
Just sayin'
Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at April 08, 2010 07:11 PM (r1h5M)
/Yeah, that wasn't in character, but whatever.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby, wearing #9 at April 08, 2010 07:11 PM (yfJ6g)
Gregory Peck in pretty much any movie he ever made, but especially The Big Country and To Kill a Mockingbird.
Posted by: huerfano at April 08, 2010 07:11 PM (gLSaO)
L O S E R
just trying to help.
Posted by: tangonine at April 08, 2010 07:11 PM (C8Pcc)
Posted by: Christoph at April 08, 2010 07:11 PM (0fq7b)
Maybe the accent? I dunno either.
Speaking of older male leads boffing the younger starlets, remember watching "Entrapment"? That vibe between them seemed more creepy than senual.
/And she married Michael Douglas IIRC, 25 years her elder.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 08, 2010 07:12 PM (c0A3e)
The schoolhouse is actually in the town of Bodega, a few miles inland. But then, most of 'CSI' is filmed in L,A,
Most of "NYPD Blue" was filmed in L.A.
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 08, 2010 07:12 PM (JrRME)
Posted by: navycopjoe at April 08, 2010 07:12 PM (gg4j2)
I've never understood the attraction. Not even a little bit.
Posted by: FUBAR at April 08, 2010 11:09 PM (1fanL)
Posted by: Jones at April 08, 2010 07:12 PM (JL3qV)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby, wearing #9 at April 08, 2010 07:13 PM (yfJ6g)
Christoph,
Please do not discuss religion any further in this thread. I don't really care what you believe or don't believe, but you have a history of fucking up threads here at the HQ. So no more theology talk for you.
And yes this is the new ONT fascism.
Posted by: Mætenloch at April 08, 2010 07:13 PM (oYxkV)
When we were kids taking long drives, inevitably we'd drive our parents insane as all kids do. My parents created the Shhhhh! game. Basically the kid that could go the longest witihout talking would get a treat/prize (usually candy--we were lowballign that. Dumbass kids.)
Anyhoo....
Let us play Sssssh! with Christoph
Whoever goes the longest without referencing him or acknowleding him wins the prize! I promise to make it better than candy!
Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 08, 2010 07:13 PM (8svDv)
Catherine Zeta-Jones
I've never understood the attraction. Not even a little bit.
Not even as a sexy-angry Welsh chick?
Posted by: ErikW at April 08, 2010 07:13 PM (JeBZ+)
Posted by: dagny at April 08, 2010 07:13 PM (df/wB)
#371 Christoph is an asshole because he's a evangelical atheist. That's his real problem. The more strident the atheist, the bigger the asshole.
He is one of my favorite disciples, I have trained him well. I see, many hours of reading to him and playing "hide the ban-stick" have paid off.
I bid you adieu.
Posted by: Charles Johnson at April 08, 2010 07:14 PM (t72+4)
Muslim Woman Strangled by Burqa in Go-Kart Accident
Evil Juice Go-Kart Strangles Woman by Burqa Steals Fetus
Posted by: Beirut Daily News at April 08, 2010 07:14 PM (vAlJd)
Posted by: dagny at April 08, 2010 10:59 PM (df/wB)
Have you seen my chiseled and not at all photo shopped pecs?
Posted by: Barack Obama at April 08, 2010 07:14 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: Christoph at April 08, 2010 07:14 PM (0fq7b)
Posted by: The Daddy Who Didn't Own Buildings, The One She Left For The One Who Did at April 08, 2010 07:15 PM (2UfbB)
I take great umbrage at that, sir!
Posted by: Richard Dawkins at April 08, 2010 11:09 PM (c0A3e)
I read your book sir and you are an intellectual light-weight that uses big words to dress up the mundane as to camouflage the dearth of your own original thought.
Posted by: Jim in San Diego at April 08, 2010 07:15 PM (F09Uo)
You promise not to crush any more souls? I'm down with that.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 08, 2010 07:15 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: navycopjoe at April 08, 2010 07:15 PM (gg4j2)
Posted by: Bruce The Robert at April 08, 2010 07:15 PM (FDomG)
Posted by: Jim in San Diego at April 08, 2010 11:11 PM (F09Uo)
Ace isn't charles, he's a kind and merciful blogger with great wrath when you piss him off...kinda like the God in the bible as an analogy. Ace let PalinSteele get away w/ insulting Jane Doh!'s miscarriage and threatening me harm, it was a racist comment that finally did that tool in, christoph will keep making threads about his views on religion and jeep pissing us off and one day Ace will notice and he might piss him off at the wrong time and wrong day and get banned
Posted by: YRM at April 08, 2010 07:15 PM (38UQ3)
Posted by: Monty at April 08, 2010 07:15 PM (fv/Qk)
Posted by: Contributor X at April 08, 2010 07:16 PM (UsHD8)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 08,
2010 11:01 PM (c0A3e)
That's what she said!
Posted by: Those annoying girls from the Attack of the Clones review at April 08, 2010 07:16 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: Derak at April 08, 2010 11:07 PM (m8r9d)
Newt says American Solutions is going to start mass producing them. Not sure how popular he is or how much clout that organization has since he sat on the couch with Pelousy. But that speech was incredible. I'd highly recommend tracking it down on C-SPAN. It was one heck of a history lesson.
In the Q&A someone asked what conservatives could do about "indoctrination education." He said it's got to be one of the issues we hit head on. He stressed that the GOP has to stop being so polite (in so many words) and start engaging in the battles that are going to be necessary to reverse everything in the next few years.
Posted by: RushBabe at April 08, 2010 07:16 PM (LKkE8)
Posted by: Jones
at April 08, 2010 11:12 PM (JL3qV)
They can all take good pictures. Not all come across as a ball-busting bitch. Maybe it was the pre-nup. Or the marrying of Mike Douglas at all. That had to be a cold-blooded business decision. Shiver.
Posted by: FUBAR at April 08, 2010 07:16 PM (1fanL)
I'm half-Welsh so I'm partial to her
Posted by: Jones at April 08, 2010 07:16 PM (JL3qV)
Please do not discuss religion any further in this thread. I don't really care what you believe or don't believe
If you would open your mind and accept the All Mighty, Ralph. You will achieve inner peace, Maet.
Posted by: Re-Run at April 08, 2010 07:17 PM (vAlJd)
I'm not sure how I got on their mailing list, but I keep getting "Great Money $aving Offers" from some "secular humanist" (read: militant atheist) magazine.
Apparently, they are fighting the good fight against the evangelical religionists seeking to control every aspect of our lives. They lump Christians of all stripes in with jihadis, while making no mention of the biggest threat to individual liberty at the moment—the secular humanist movement itself.
I want to dissect their literature for our campus newspaper (or maybe just my blog) when I get the time. I'm stunned by how they can conveniently ignore the Fairness Doctrine, Cap and Trade, and other liberty-raping policies...
I don't mind atheists on principle. Hell, I have a lot in common with even the most robotic Randroids out there. But I can't think of a situation where the log-in-thine-own-eye parable is more fitting than with these people.
Posted by: Fortunate Son at April 08, 2010 07:17 PM (trlZM)
Didn't know you watched hockey. Does the puck remind you of a soul?
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 08, 2010 07:17 PM (c0A3e)
me not give a shit about any of that. Eye candy.
Posted by: Jones at April 08, 2010 07:17 PM (JL3qV)
Ann-Margaret Olsen, Swedish immigrant.........
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 08, 2010 07:18 PM (JrRME)
I'll see your Natalie and Ann and raise you Raquel Welch.
Yes, I'd switch teams for her.
Posted by: Y-not at April 08, 2010 07:18 PM (Kn9r7)
Posted by: Editor at April 08, 2010 07:19 PM (YX6i/)
Posted by: Jones
at April 08, 2010 11:17 PM (JL3qV)
Agreed. But there's plenty of eye candy that doesn't come with all that icky baggage.
Posted by: FUBAR at April 08, 2010 07:20 PM (1fanL)
its been a while so i will still go with the chick dressed up as Bellatrix LeStrange
if she did the evil laugh during bumping uglies......oh man!!!!
Posted by: navycopjoe at April 08, 2010 07:20 PM (gg4j2)
Jessica Biel?
Scarlett Johansson?
Scarelett screams sex... but she's a bit of a tramp. Not that that's a bad thing.
Posted by: tangonine at April 08, 2010 07:20 PM (C8Pcc)
I read your book sir and you are an intellectual light-weight that uses big words to dress up the mundane as to camouflage the dearth of your own original thought.
Posted by: Jim in San Diego at April 08, 2010 11:15 PM (F09Uo)
Wait, what's wrong with that again?
Posted by: Lefty Academics at April 08, 2010 07:21 PM (bgcml)
When China sees that we do nothing,, they might decide Taiwan is wearing a short skirt and is asking for it. Japan will try to help Taiwan alone and get fucked over without US support.
When Iran sees us do nothing they will start some shit with Israel and get nuked.
The nuke will piss off the rest of the muz and start Six Day War II: Electric Boogaloo.
Pakistan will go to the defense of their fellow muz and rub India the wrong way.
That will start a limited nuke exchange with India
which will draw in the new Islamic Republic of Turkey.
Obama will appear on the last season of American Idol.
Obama is a pussy. He won't do a thing.
Posted by: sifty at April 08, 2010 07:21 PM (V8nT2)
Though he has his points, he won't back off and go with the flow.
Just insists, persists, demands! he be the center of attention.
The crows go for the eyes first, Christoph. See ya.
Posted by: Derak at April 08, 2010 07:21 PM (m8r9d)
Have you seen my chiseled and not at all photo shopped pecs?
Posted by: Barack Obama
C'mon, we all know where you got those.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 08, 2010 07:21 PM (OkT2m)
When we were kids taking long drives, inevitably we'd drive our parents insane as all kids do. My parents created the Shhhhh! game. Basically the kid that could go the longest witihout talking would get a treat/prize (usually candy--we were lowballign that. Dumbass kids.)
Anyhoo....
Let us play Sssssh! with Christoph
Whoever goes the longest without referencing him or acknowleding him wins the prize! I promise to make it better than candy!
Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 08, 2010 11:13 PM (8svDv)
You do realize you lost when you posted that dont you?
Oh hold on, your offering the prize,....... nevermind, my lips are sealed.
Posted by: Blazer at April 08, 2010 07:21 PM (t72+4)
Catherine Zeta-Jones
I've never understood the attraction. Not even a little bit.
Sorry but to steal an infamous quote, she sends a tingle up my leg. That's coming from a guy who's had yellow fever for many years now.
Posted by: Bill R. at April 08, 2010 07:22 PM (EhlQq)
430 I'll see your Natalie and Ann and raise you Raquel Welch
beat me to her, she just turned 70 and is still the definition of HAWT!!!
Posted by: navycopjoe at April 08, 2010 07:22 PM (gg4j2)
Posted by: Z Chris Brown at April 08, 2010 07:22 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: Bomber at April 08, 2010 07:23 PM (d88g9)
Yes, I'd switch teams for her.
Posted by: Y-not at April 08, 2010 11:18 PM (Kn9r7)
Brigitte Bardot. She was incredible, amazing, fantastic. Ahead of her time. Words fail me.
And as an extra added bonus, now she's a right-wing hater!
Posted by: FUBAR at April 08, 2010 07:23 PM (1fanL)
Posted by: davidt at April 08, 2010 07:23 PM (aag4W)
i dont get these people. we can be as mean as mean can be. but we dont do it to others. i really dont think any of us goto their page and talk to them the way they come here and talk to us.
i guess they will see the light a second before the light goes out for them.
Posted by: Racefan at April 08, 2010 07:23 PM (i3I5W)
Scarelett screams sex... but she's a bit of a tramp. Not that that's a bad thing.
Posted by: tangonine at April 08, 2010 11:20 PM (C8Pcc)
Sorry dude, I prefer a man with a big set of...ears. Hey Barry text me, k?
Posted by: Scarlett Johansson at April 08, 2010 07:23 PM (bgcml)
Wait, what's wrong with that again?
Posted by: Lefty Academics at April 08, 2010 11:21 PM (bgcml)
If it generates a paycheck... 
Posted by: Jim in San Diego at April 08, 2010 07:23 PM (F09Uo)
Posted by: Jones at April 08, 2010 07:23 PM (JL3qV)
Posted by: Ricardo Montalbán at April 08, 2010 07:24 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Sophia Loren, for God's sake at April 08, 2010 07:24 PM (JrRME)
Nah, but my sister used to get it all the time. I think it's one of those things that you're either prone to or not.
My sister is also the devil... not sure if that was because of the strep, but you might want to call an old priest and a young priest just to be safe.
Posted by: Y-not at April 08, 2010 07:24 PM (Kn9r7)
Posted by: YRM at April 08, 2010 07:25 PM (38UQ3)
Posted by: Bomber
Used to get it all the time, so bad I had to gargle with xylocaine. It finally ended when they took my tonsils out.
Posted by: mpfs at April 08, 2010 07:25 PM (QuP9W)
Posted by: Monty at April 08, 2010 07:25 PM (fv/Qk)
Sorry dude, I've never had it. Obamacare didn't deprive you off antibiotics for it, right?
Posted by: Ricardo Montalbán at April 08, 2010 07:25 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Jones at April 08, 2010 07:25 PM (JL3qV)
Posted by: Bomber at April 08, 2010 11:23 PM (d88g9)
Had it a few times as a kid. Totally sucked. Haven't had it for quite some time, but I guess that's a testament to my immune system. I rarely get sick, anymore.
Posted by: Editor at April 08, 2010 07:26 PM (YX6i/)
When China sees that we do nothing,, they might decide Taiwan is wearing a short skirt and is asking for it. Japan will try to help Taiwan alone and get fucked over without US support.
Actually Japan has one of the world's strongest navies. If they were motivated they would have a real shot at stopping a Chinese invasion cold.
Of course with their army they'd have to be in position to begin with, and they'd have to go Manhatten real fast. China is unlikely to feel constrained in using its nukes if the US bows out of the conflict...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 08, 2010 07:26 PM (bgcml)
Are you drowning in your own mucous? Had it in late Feb and lasted till, well, still hacking just a wee bit.
Posted by: Derak at April 08, 2010 07:26 PM (m8r9d)
Every single one of these women being discussed here are considered gorgeous by most most people's standards. Nitpicking is insane.
This is why even pretty (if not *seemingly normal*) women have eating disorders and vajazzle their hoo-has.
/unhealthy
Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 08, 2010 07:26 PM (8svDv)
Posted by: Z Ryan at April 08, 2010 07:26 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 08, 2010 07:27 PM (9Lm5R)
Catherine Zeta Jones smoked a cigarette in her underwear and some guy took a picture of it
Posted by: Jones at April 08, 2010 11:23 PM (JL3qV)
Oh man, I havent the words.
Thats pretty much a first, I think
Posted by: Blazer at April 08, 2010 07:27 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: Bomber at April 08, 2010 07:28 PM (d88g9)
Posted by: dagny at April 08, 2010 07:28 PM (df/wB)
Posted by: FUBAR at April 08, 2010 07:28 PM (1fanL)
OK assholes, let's get back to talking about women.
Any looser can point to Veronica Lake and say I'd like to do nasty things to her, but I want to hear the names of actresses you are almost embarrassed to admit that you like. I want the edge of the entire bangability target, not the safe bullseye
I'll go first.
A 1994 TONYA HARDING!!!!1
THERE, I said it!
Posted by: Jim in San Diego at April 08, 2010 07:28 PM (F09Uo)
Posted by: AngelEm at April 08, 2010 07:28 PM (Aq93A)
Posted by: Z Ryan at April 08, 2010 07:28 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: str8 outta monongahela at April 08, 2010 07:28 PM (SlvZ2)
Posted by: sifty at April 08, 2010 07:29 PM (V8nT2)
Posted by: Adrian at April 08, 2010 07:29 PM (5V4wO)
Have movies in general been much to write home about? Was tooling around here earlier this evening...interesting to see what has held up over time and what hasn't. But there seem to be more films from the 70s and 80s that are still watched now than films from last year that will be watched in 30 or 40 years. Why watch the reboot when the original was better?
Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 08, 2010 07:30 PM (OkT2m)
This is why even pretty (if not *seemingly normal*) women have eating disorders and vajazzle their hoo-has.
/unhealthy
Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 08, 2010 11:26 PM (8svDv)
Unhealthy? I like those behaviors, and I encourage them every chance I get. Women should devote their entire beings to becoming as attractive to men as possible. What else would they do?
OK, I'm outta here.
Posted by: FUBAR at April 08, 2010 07:30 PM (1fanL)
Posted by: Bomber at April 08, 2010 07:30 PM (d88g9)
Posted by: sifty
SEE WHAT I MEAN.
Posted by: Z Ryan at April 08, 2010 07:30 PM (cMo6P)
Don't swallow.
Posted by: women everywhere at April 08, 2010 07:30 PM (Kn9r7)
Every single one of these women being discussed here are considered gorgeous by most most people's standards. Nitpicking is insane.
This is why even pretty (if not *seemingly normal*) women have eating disorders and vajazzle their hoo-has.
/unhealthy
Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 08, 2010 11:26 PM (8svDv)
Well said, Ms. Underalls.
Posted by: RushBabe at April 08, 2010 07:30 PM (LKkE8)
Posted by: mpfs at April 08, 2010 11:28 PM (QuP9W)
nice, but Sophia Loren was molta bella, tutti bella
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 08, 2010 07:30 PM (JrRME)
Posted by: Funeral Guy at April 08, 2010 07:31 PM (NNLlw)
Stifler's mom
Posted by: Jones at April 08, 2010 07:31 PM (JL3qV)
Mr. Y-not has a thing for Adrienne Barbieu.
Personally, I don't get it. She has dumpy mom boobs.
Posted by: women everywhere at April 08, 2010 07:31 PM (Kn9r7)
I am 50 and I still have my Toonces! God I'm gonna die. Die! DIE, I tells ya.
Maybe I can sell 'em.
Posted by: Derak at April 08, 2010 07:31 PM (m8r9d)
Well said, Ms. Underalls.
Posted by: RushBabe at April 08, 2010 11:30 PM (LKkE
and the men 'being discussed here'? Do men get eating disorders?
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 08, 2010 07:32 PM (JrRME)
Posted by: davidt at April 08, 2010 07:32 PM (aag4W)
Posted by: Monty at April 08, 2010 07:32 PM (fv/Qk)
That was the woman in a Whitesnake video, right? Also got involved in a domestic dispute?
I saw her in a Skinemax flick too.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 08, 2010 07:32 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Jones at April 08, 2010 11:31 PM (JL3qV)
PICS, or the fantasy isn't real.
Posted by: Jim in San Diego at April 08, 2010 07:32 PM (F09Uo)
Every single one of these women being discussed here are considered gorgeous by most most people's standards. Nitpicking is insane.
Agreed. All women are beautiful!
This is why even pretty (if not *seemingly normal*) women have eating disorders and vajazzle their hoo-has.
That's because their friends tell them so. Girls are anorexic because they're not as skinny as their friends who have the metabolism of a hummingbird.
You can't blame eating didorders on men.
Posted by: ErikW at April 08, 2010 07:33 PM (JeBZ+)
yes. even though we know we shouldn't, we will eat the whole pizza. because we CAN
Posted by: Jones at April 08, 2010 07:33 PM (JL3qV)
My father and sister could tell some stories. Funeral directors see the most awful shit when removing bodies.
Posted by: mpfs at April 08, 2010 07:33 PM (QuP9W)
sigourney weaver in galaxy quest....cant help it.
Posted by: str8 outta monongahela at April 08, 2010 07:33 PM (SlvZ2)
OK assholes, let's get back to talking about women.
Any looser can point to Veronica Lake and say I'd like to do nasty things to her, but I want to hear the names of actresses you are almost embarrassed to admit that you like. I want the edge of the entire bangability target, not the safe bullseye
I'll go first.
A 1994 TONYA HARDING!!!!1
THERE, I said it!
Posted by: Jim in San Diego at April 08, 2010 11:28 PM (F09Uo)
Thanks, my dick just gagged. Her arch rival Nancy Kerrigan , now thats a different story.
I would have hit that like James Dean hitting the dashboard of his '55 spyder
Posted by: Blazer at April 08, 2010 07:34 PM (t72+4)
That's because their friends tell them so. Girls are anorexic because they're not as skinny as their friends who have the metabolism of a hummingbird.
You can't blame eating didorders on men.
It's actually a control thing for most, but jeez--there were comments in this thread about how actresses were hot "until they got fat", comments earlier in the week bashing Mary Katherine Ham and SE Cupp for "getting chunky", etc, etc. And they weren't from women.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 08, 2010 07:35 PM (OkT2m)
Posted by: Jones at April 08, 2010 07:35 PM (JL3qV)
Yes it does. You can self medicate by overdosing on ibuprofin or go to the Dr. Some places will do a strep screen without an office call, saving you a hundred or so bucks. If you test positive, you get an automatic prescription.
Posted by: katya at April 08, 2010 07:36 PM (GO0aJ)
Posted by: dagny at April 08, 2010 07:36 PM (df/wB)
Posted by: RushBabe at April 08, 2010 07:36 PM (LKkE8)
Golly gee willickers I wish you'd post more often.
Posted by: Derak at April 08, 2010 07:36 PM (m8r9d)
Mia Farrow, pre-Woody
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 08, 2010 07:36 PM (JrRME)
I had the hots for Nancy Kerrigan in '94, myself.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at April 08, 2010 11:33 PM (H+d3B)
Sure Nancy Kerrigan was better looking, but you know it would be Tonya that would willingly do all the nasty stuff and not cry about it the next day.
Posted by: Jim in San Diego at April 08, 2010 07:36 PM (F09Uo)
Mia Farrow, pre-Woody
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 08, 2010 11:36 PM (JrRME)
Nice pick!
Ya psycho.
Posted by: Jim in San Diego at April 08, 2010 07:37 PM (F09Uo)
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at April 08, 2010 07:37 PM (H+d3B)
Medical examiners, too. My parents built their house with 36" doors for easy body removal.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 08, 2010 07:37 PM (OkT2m)
Posted by: davidt at April 08, 2010 07:37 PM (aag4W)
bye for now...
Posted by: YRM at April 08, 2010 07:37 PM (38UQ3)
Posted by: Z Ryan at April 08, 2010 07:38 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: newer at April 08, 2010 07:38 PM (D2axM)
I heard his cover of "Wild Thing" on the radio on the way to work the other day and sat in my car and laughed for five minutes. Forgot how awesome that was.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 08, 2010 07:38 PM (OkT2m)
This is very disconcerting because the cat looks like my cat.
However, my cat is not a kitty hoor, and if horny dog could find her (that's a stretch) she would smack him good for even thinking about doing "things" to her.
Posted by: shibumi at April 08, 2010 07:38 PM (OKZrE)
don't you moronettes do the same? I mean, will you still think (insert whatsisname's name here) will be hot when he's the size of Michael Moore?
Posted by: Jones at April 08, 2010 07:38 PM (JL3qV)
No, but there was a bit of controversy over that because she's a Scientologist.
/I wouldn't have cared...no wait, it's decadent! nooo!!!
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 08, 2010 07:38 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Bomber at April 08, 2010 07:38 PM (d88g9)
Sure Nancy Kerrigan was better looking, but you know it would be Tonya that would willingly do all the nasty stuff and not cry about it the next day.
Posted by: Jim in San DiegoYou think you'd hear her sobbing in the bathroom, "....why? ....why?"
Posted by: Z Ryan at April 08, 2010 07:39 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: Racefan at April 08, 2010 07:39 PM (i3I5W)
You seriously don't see a difference between a man wearing size 54 and a woman wearing size 6?
Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 08, 2010 07:39 PM (OkT2m)
Posted by: Monty at April 08, 2010 07:39 PM (fv/Qk)
You can't blame eating didorders on men.
Well no that's certainly true. There's some hardwiring that's gone haywire there.
But...
Allow me to paint with a broad brush as the 'rons love to do that here about ladies: it's not just about being attentive. Not being distracted (ie, turning to oggle every piece of ass that walks by -or- fixating on unreasonable standards in the female form) would be miraculous.
Then again, that's probably male hardwiring working as designed.
/lost cause?
Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 08, 2010 07:39 PM (8svDv)
Friend, what do you mean by that?
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 08, 2010 07:39 PM (c0A3e)
You're half-right.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at April 08, 2010 07:39 PM (H+d3B)
528 but you know it would be Tonya that would willingly do all the nasty stuff and not cry about it the next day.
dude, she did it on tape and she did the nasty stuff well
i scored it as a 9.1
Posted by: navycopjoe at April 08, 2010 07:40 PM (gg4j2)
Posted by: Z Ryan at April 08, 2010 11:39 PM (cMo6P)
That's kind of kinky.
Posted by: Jim in San Diego at April 08, 2010 07:40 PM (F09Uo)
Posted by: HeatherRadish
at April 08, 2010 11:35 PM (OkT2m)
I never made any such comment or comparison.
Film is essentially fantasy--so it is a something of a shock when the reality of the actual person / actress growing old is realized. It reminds us of our own declines
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 08, 2010 07:40 PM (JrRME)
I'll see your Raquel Welch and raise. Well ....myself. Because she was and still is hot. Ann Margaret and Raquel Welch are still hhawt.
And for those of you not on the Zeta Jones bandwagon need to schedule an appointment immediately with the optometrist.
Posted by: Bruce The Robert at April 08, 2010 07:40 PM (FDomG)
And that includes you. So just caaaaaalm.
But I'm glad to know you care so much about our opinions.
Posted by: FUBAR at April 08, 2010 07:40 PM (1fanL)
Posted by: RushBabe at April 08, 2010 11:36 PM (LKkE
no. we canonized her in last night's ONT
Posted by: Jones at April 08, 2010 07:40 PM (JL3qV)
Posted by: Kratos
You and Shannon Tweed. Well, it's mostly just you.
Posted by: Z Ryan at April 08, 2010 07:40 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: Sherman T. Potter at April 08, 2010 07:40 PM (LD+ZJ)
I rather like Antonio Banderas.
Although he is married to Melanie Griffiths, so I'm pretty sure he has the intellectual depth of a shallow puddle.
Posted by: shibumi at April 08, 2010 07:40 PM (OKZrE)
Guess the dems have picked Sarah Palin as their candidate of choice. So in addition to campaigning against GWB and romney, guess he will be campaigning against Palin too.
If only the republicans could come up with a surprise candidate, similar to what the dims did with him, touting hillary hillary hillary and then sending him in to clinch the win. A come out of the blue sure winner republican candidate would be a good idea.
Someone who believes in balancing the budget and a flat tax and tax credits for people who invest in the future of this country....
Posted by: curious at April 08, 2010 07:41 PM (p302b)
fify
Posted by: Y-not at April 08, 2010 07:41 PM (Kn9r7)
I once had to go pick up some furniture from a self-described 'collector' lady.
Once I helped a friend move the furniture for two young hottie room mates, well not actually room mates they lived with two other guys but the story was they had broken up, as I found out later, so these two other guys were out of town on a job and my buddy and I helped these gals move mundo furniture in the evening after dinner as it were... long story short we figured out later that we had robbed the place for these two vixens.
Thinking with the little head and trying to impress with muscle while keeping the brain in neutral...hey I was trying to help my buddy and the girls were hotter than a corn roast in a crematorium
Posted by: Speller at April 08, 2010 07:41 PM (o0R2E)
I submit that I'm not the only one in that position.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 08, 2010 07:41 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Jones at April 08, 2010 07:42 PM (JL3qV)
Sure Nancy Kerrigan was better looking, but you know it would be Tonya that would willingly do all the nasty stuff and not cry about it the next day.
Posted by: Jim in San Diego at April 08, 2010 11:36 PM (F09Uo)
Sure, Tanya would willingly do the nasty stuff and like it, but Nancy would most likely do the nasty stuff, and hate it.
Thats why my vote goes to Nancy.
Posted by: Blazer at April 08, 2010 07:42 PM (t72+4)
And then you have your Alyson Hannigan.
Posted by: sifty at April 08, 2010 07:42 PM (V8nT2)
Nice pick!
Ya psycho.
Posted by: Jim in San Diego at April 08, 2010 11:37 PM (F09Uo)
the humor was lost on you.........
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 08, 2010 07:43 PM (JrRME)
Posted by: HeatherRadish
Another woman who understands the craziness. Thank goodness.
Posted by: mpfs at April 08, 2010 07:43 PM (QuP9W)
Been schooled here for decades. And Bambi pulls the plug. I hate this man.
Posted by: Derak at April 08, 2010 07:44 PM (m8r9d)
It's actually a control thing for most, but jeez--there were comments in this thread about how actresses were hot "until they got fat", comments earlier in the week bashing Mary Katherine Ham and SE Cupp for "getting chunky", etc, etc. And they weren't from women.
Well you can count me in the minority, I guess. I like girls who are healthy. It proves that they don't give a shit about what other people think.
Posted by: ErikW at April 08, 2010 07:44 PM (JeBZ+)
the humor was lost on you.........
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 08, 2010 11:43 PM (JrRME)
What do you think my
meant?
Posted by: Jim in San Diego at April 08, 2010 07:44 PM (F09Uo)
Posted by: Christoph at April 08, 2010 07:45 PM (0fq7b)
And that includes you. So just caaaaaalm.
Yes because women really like to feel that they're just fuckable because (a) they're present and (b) they have a hole.
Can you feel the love, ladies?
Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 08, 2010 07:45 PM (8svDv)
Mary Ann was no Ginger. But she looked liked she was made for speed fucking.
Posted by: Racefan at April 08, 2010 07:46 PM (i3I5W)
Posted by: sifty at April 08, 2010 07:46 PM (V8nT2)
A woman wrote that shit. Oh, and the guy was a perfectly toned firefighter, who kept his perfect physique so that he couldn't fail while saving a child from a burning building.
Posted by: Z Ryan at April 08, 2010 07:46 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: shibumi at April 08, 2010 07:47 PM (OKZrE)
long story short we figured out later that we had robbed the place for these two vixens.
Did you get laid or was it a complete waste of time?
Posted by: dagny at April 08, 2010 07:47 PM (df/wB)
Well you can count me in the minority, I guess. I like girls who are healthy. It proves that they don't give a shit about what other people think.
Posted by: ErikW at April 08, 2010 11:44 PM (JeBZ+)
Good for you. Like I always say, Never trust a skinny chef.
Posted by: Ina Garten at April 08, 2010 07:47 PM (LKkE8)
with bow-legged women
and swim between their knees
Posted by: Sherman T. Potter at April 08, 2010 11:40 PM (LD+ZJ)
LOL! I love that episode! Harry Morgan was awesome!
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby, wearing #9 at April 08, 2010 07:48 PM (yfJ6g)
Posted by: Christoph at April 08, 2010 11:45 PM (0fq7b)
damn the fucker is back just as I was leaving, so how long it take to find those verses and copy and paste them? this a-hole's never going to stop, he has some sort of sickness to turn everything into a religion discussion, ban this jackass
Posted by: YRM at April 08, 2010 07:48 PM (38UQ3)
Posted by: fluffy at April 08, 2010 07:48 PM (SwkdU)
/Simmons and Tweed aren't even married, of course.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 08, 2010 07:48 PM (c0A3e)
Thats why my vote goes to Nancy.
A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying.
Maybe I should apologize for this one in advance.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at April 08, 2010 07:48 PM (H+d3B)
What is it with the boyhood tales shows and hot babes? Again, with Winnie from Wonder Years. Va va voom!
Posted by: Z Ryan at April 08, 2010 07:49 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: Anachronda at April 08, 2010 07:50 PM (LD+ZJ)
I'll go first.
I have a thing for Alan Rickman. 'Not sure why. Probably something about the voice and the slow, deliberate way he speaks. I bet he's slow and deliberate about other things IYKWIM. And I like older men.
Posted by: Y-not at April 08, 2010 07:50 PM (Kn9r7)
Posted by: dagny at April 08, 2010 07:50 PM (df/wB)
Chasey Lane is my favorite. Un Tis tis tis is my runner up.
Posted by: sifty at April 08, 2010 07:51 PM (V8nT2)
Highest approval: 73% (Right before Lewinskygate Hit In Late 1997)
Lowest approval: 37% (May Of 1993 After Tax Hikes)
Hike taxes or get a blowjob? No brainer, but try telling that to Hillary
Posted by: Bill Clinton at April 08, 2010 07:51 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 08, 2010 07:51 PM (8svDv)
Posted by: navycopjoe at April 08, 2010 07:51 PM (gg4j2)
Posted by: AngelEm at April 08, 2010 07:52 PM (Aq93A)
Posted by: Z Ryan at April 08, 2010 07:52 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: fartbubble at April 08, 2010 07:52 PM (gAmQ1)
Posted by: fluffy at April 08, 2010 11:48 PM (SwkdU)
She does look shockingly good for her age. I'd like to do a twosome with her and Raquel Welch today. There combines age would be about 150. That would be cool.
Posted by: Jim in San Diego at April 08, 2010 07:52 PM (F09Uo)
See ya in a minute er two.
Posted by: Derak at April 08, 2010 07:52 PM (m8r9d)
Posted by: Monty at April 08, 2010 07:52 PM (fv/Qk)
Posted by: Bomber at April 08, 2010 07:52 PM (d88g9)
I also carried a torch for Jacques Pepin for years. The last time I saw him he started to look a wee bit too old for me. I think he's in his 70s now.
Posted by: Y-not at April 08, 2010 07:53 PM (Kn9r7)
600
I had a really erotic dream about george hamilton once and I've liked him ever since.
How embarassing is that?
Oh, and George C. Scott
Posted by: dagny at April 08, 2010 07:53 PM (df/wB)
And I like older men.
Despite what I said earlier, I'd go Gabriel Byrne in that category (though not ashamed to admit it of course). He's yummy.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 08, 2010 07:54 PM (8svDv)
I once made the mistake of watching the movie "Evita". You know, the one with Madonna.
It gave me nightmares.
That were sung by Antonio Banderas.
*shudder*
Yikes. I am frightened by that.
My Antonio obsession begins with Desperado and probably ends around the historical sex drama he made with Angelina Jolie.
Posted by: shibumi at April 08, 2010 07:54 PM (OKZrE)
Posted by: sifty at April 08, 2010 11:42 PM (V8nT2)
She's a hell of a girl I tell ya. The kind of girl you love both on the outside and the inside.
Posted by: Alyson Hannigan's Flute at April 08, 2010 07:54 PM (bgcml)
We didn't know how good we had it, having a president who was a sex maniac. At least there was SOMETHING to rein him in, even if it was just the threat of reduced BJ opportunities.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at April 08, 2010 07:55 PM (H+d3B)
Posted by: Jim in San Diego at April 08, 2010 11:11 PM (F09Uo)
I think Christoph the bigot was banned once before the last time he turned every screed into his anti-religion hate speech. But the bigot got lucky and got a new IP.
Just try and ignore this pathetic bigot. He is as ace pointed out about someguy, not a member of the conservative movement, but the asshole movement.
Posted by: buzzion at April 08, 2010 07:55 PM (oVQFe)
Posted by: AngelEm at April 08, 2010 07:55 PM (Aq93A)
Posted by: newer at April 08, 2010 11:49 PM (D2axM)
Didn't Gallup have him at 43% also in a poll released this morning? Beck says when he drops below 42% all bets are off, look for all Hell to break loose.
Posted by: RushBabe at April 08, 2010 07:55 PM (LKkE8)
Oh, I would totally do Gabriel Byrne. Did you see him in Smillas Sense of Snow? Excellent yet obscure film.
I also like Colin Firth, although he's English, so he's a little... oh, what's the word I'm looking for... not quite macho enough.
Posted by: shibumi at April 08, 2010 07:55 PM (OKZrE)
Not.
But I am ashamed to admit that I think Hugh Grant is cute. It's sort of like going for Tanya Roberts or something.
Posted by: Y-not at April 08, 2010 07:56 PM (Kn9r7)
Posted by: Miss Cleo at April 08, 2010 11:45 PM (pq986)
That's just Saudi Arabia and maybe a couple other countries.
Posted by: Bill R. at April 08, 2010 07:56 PM (EhlQq)
Posted by: dagny at April 08, 2010 07:56 PM (df/wB)
Posted by: Miss Cleo at April 08, 2010 07:56 PM (pq986)
She gives an opinion like anyone else and King Barry and his trained seals in the DemSM go batshit crazy
She really puts a bug up their asses. I love it
Posted by: kbdabear at April 08, 2010 07:56 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: davidt at April 08, 2010 07:57 PM (aag4W)
Posted by: Z Ryan at April 08, 2010 07:57 PM (cMo6P)
Can you feel the love, ladies?
Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 08, 2010 11:45 PM (8svDv)
no, we feel Something Else
Posted by: the ladies at April 08, 2010 07:58 PM (JrRME)
Posted by: huerfano at April 08, 2010 07:58 PM (gLSaO)
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at April 08, 2010 07:58 PM (H+d3B)
Posted by: kbdabear at April 08, 2010 11:56 PM (sYxEE)
She keeps throwing the bait out there and they keep biting. Thet're easier than largemouth bass.
Posted by: davidt at April 08, 2010 07:59 PM (aag4W)
Posted by: Z Ryan at April 08, 2010 11:52 PM (cMo6P)
We don't have to try to get anything from you. You're handing it over quite willingly.
Posted by: Editor at April 08, 2010 07:59 PM (YX6i/)
Posted by: davidt at April 08, 2010 11:57 PM (aag4W)
She didn't make my list. An earlier Angelina Jolie, maybe from 1998.
Posted by: Jim in San Diego at April 08, 2010 07:59 PM (F09Uo)
Mel "Sugar tits" Gibson
George Clooney
Kevin Costner
Leonardo DiCaprio
I agree with 3 of the 4...
OK, I am also ashamed to admit that I think George Clooney is handsome. He's impeccably groomed (usually) and reminds me of my husband, who is teh hawt.
I also confess that Dennis Quaid gives me the shivers in The Big Easy.
Posted by: Y-not at April 08, 2010 07:59 PM (Kn9r7)
Posted by: Miss Cleo at April 08, 2010 07:59 PM (pq986)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 08, 2010 07:59 PM (9Lm5R)
Posted by: shibumi at April 08, 2010 11:57 PM (OKZrE)
Sorry, but this is not physically possible in this universe ( unless you are Daniel Craig or that guy who plays "Turkish"
or Michael Caine, sort of........
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 08, 2010 08:00 PM (JrRME)
/seeing a pattern here
Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 08, 2010 11:58 PM (8svDv)
Don't forget me you tasty crumpet you!
Posted by: Mr Bean at April 08, 2010 08:00 PM (bgcml)
Mel "Sugar tits" Gibson
George Clooney
Kevin Costner
Leonardo DiCaprio
Agree 100%.
I also don't quite get Johnny Depp.
Jeremy Irons has his nice moments...
Posted by: shibumi at April 08, 2010 08:00 PM (OKZrE)
Posted by: davidt at April 08, 2010 11:59 PM (aag4W)
nothing would please me more then her toppling him down in 2012, but chances are it will be Romney or Giuliani
Posted by: YRM at April 08, 2010 08:00 PM (38UQ3)
I want her as president for no other reason than that. The libs would give us the most richly entertaining eight years of our lives.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at April 08, 2010 08:00 PM (H+d3B)
Posted by: Jones at April 08, 2010 08:01 PM (JL3qV)
Edward Norton is sexy too. His body in American History X....I think I'm going to faint.
Posted by: Miss Cleo at April 08, 2010 11:59 PM (pq986)
Bunk !
I bid you adieu.
Posted by: Charles Johnson at April 08, 2010 08:01 PM (t72+4)
She didn't make my list. An earlier Angelina Jolie, maybe from 1998.
Posted by: Jim in San Diego at April 08, 2010 11:59 PM (F09Uo)
Then again if she can get Ayn Rand's opus on the screen...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 08, 2010 08:01 PM (bgcml)
I nominate Tom Berenger in Someone to Watch Over Me
and that pinhead Pierce Brosnin if he'd just not talk.
Posted by: RushBabe at April 08, 2010 08:01 PM (LKkE8)
Proves that anything is possible in this great nation.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
at April 08, 2010 11:59 PM (9Lm5R)
Bogart got popular again in the late 1960s. Maybe it was because of all the film festivals that introduced him to the Baby Boomers. Apparently they saw him as 'anti-establishment' , anti-hero, etc
He was great in The Caine Mutiny, as was Mr. Audrey Hepburn ( yes, Jose Ferrer got to hit That.)
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 08, 2010 08:03 PM (JrRME)
Posted by: Jim in San Diego at April 08, 2010 08:03 PM (F09Uo)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 08, 2010 08:03 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: AngelEm at April 08, 2010 08:03 PM (Aq93A)
Posted by: davidt at April 08, 2010 08:04 PM (aag4W)
Beautiful actresses?
Gotta give a shout for Kathryn Grayson. Beautiful face, and famous for having the best (and biggest) boobies in Hollywood.
She died in February, BTW.
Posted by: A Rogue Wave Called Bruce at April 08, 2010 08:04 PM (HK0bT)
Then again if she can get Ayn Rand's opus on the screen...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 09, 2010 12:01 AM (bgcml)
Can she get it done without re-writing it so that it's not an indictment of capitalism? I think that is the reason that film has yet to be made.
Posted by: Jim in San Diego at April 08, 2010 08:04 PM (F09Uo)
Sadly, I think he'd probably like that.
Posted by: Kratos
Chinese water torture?
*sigh* if Rum were here should would have liked that.
Posted by: Z Ryan at April 08, 2010 08:05 PM (cMo6P)
The "Ten Commandments @ Ace" would run more like:
1) Shoot first, interrogate the corpse.
2) Shoot second also - always use a double tap.
3) Your card is revoked if you run out of Val-u-Rite, lead, or six-sideds.
...
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn a Christoph.
Posted by: Al at April 08, 2010 08:05 PM (p/4OB)
Posted by: mpfs at April 08, 2010 08:05 PM (QuP9W)
Posted by: Sean Connery at April 08, 2010 08:05 PM (SwkdU)
323 That picture of Camilla next to the horse makes me think...
Do you think Sarah Jessica Parker's publicist has instructed her to never stand next to a horse, lest she get photographed and it becomes the most widely circulated picture of her?
Google "I Fucking Hate Horses" regarding above.
Barbara Eden, schwiiing!
Posted by: Hammer at April 08, 2010 08:05 PM (1kwr2)
Posted by: sifty at April 08, 2010 08:05 PM (V8nT2)
Posted by: Z Ryan at April 08, 2010 08:05 PM (cMo6P)
Excellent...
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at April 08, 2010 08:06 PM (H+d3B)
Posted by: Miss Cleo at April 08, 2010 08:07 PM (pq986)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 08, 2010 08:07 PM (c0A3e)
I also have a thing for Alan Rickman. Would also say Liam Neeson & David Tennant.
/Can't say Mark Harmon, b/c that's too weird. Besides, Pam Dawber looks like the killing type.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby, wearing #9 at April 08, 2010 08:07 PM (yfJ6g)
At least I wouldn't be worried about NYC radiatin' were she CIC.
Posted by: Derak at April 08, 2010 08:08 PM (m8r9d)
Robert Conrad in Wild, Wild, West and Black Sheep Squadron. Could those pants get any tighter?
Posted by: Jerry Lewis at April 08, 2010 08:08 PM (Kn9r7)
Agreed. It's too bad too. He would make one hawty conservative.
Posted by: Miss Cleo at April 08, 2010 08:09 PM (pq986)
Posted by: mpfs at April 08, 2010 08:09 PM (QuP9W)
You covet British souls (as well as the other moronettes)? I take some comfort from that.
/Have to admit Liam Neeson is freaking awesome, even in utter garbage such as Episode 1. I'll turn in my mancard for that admission, if so required.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 08, 2010 08:10 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Y-not at April 08, 2010 08:10 PM (Kn9r7)
Posted by: AngelEm at April 08, 2010 08:11 PM (Aq93A)
Posted by: Bomber at April 08, 2010 08:11 PM (d88g9)
Or at least, we could rest assured that as many countries as necessary would end up radiatin' right along with it.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at April 08, 2010 08:11 PM (H+d3B)
Posted by: Y-not
Yup, you're all alone, ladies... just do what you always do: underwear pillow fights.
Posted by: Z Ryan at April 08, 2010 08:12 PM (cMo6P)
Most men or most actors, mpfs?
/I think I know the answer to this.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 08, 2010 08:12 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: mpfs at April 09, 2010 12:09 AM (QuP9W)
Matt DAMON!
Posted by: Matt Damon at April 08, 2010 08:12 PM (bgcml)
Harrison Ford. I'm in the Albertson's in Jackson Hole in 1994 and my now ex spouse knows the weakness. He hollers "Ford on aisle 2!". Swear to God I hit the ground rounding the corner to get his autograph. "hahahaha".
I divorced the man fer makin' fun a me. Nearly blew out the ACL.
Posted by: Derak at April 08, 2010 08:13 PM (m8r9d)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 08, 2010 08:13 PM (9Lm5R)
/Anyone have a time machine?
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby, wearing #9 at April 08, 2010 08:13 PM (yfJ6g)
Point taken, but I heard once that women (in general mind you) prefer the Brit accent because "it makes people sound smarter". I don't believe that myself, but I was just checking.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 08, 2010 08:13 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Miss Cleo at April 08, 2010 08:14 PM (pq986)
Posted by: AngelEm at April 08, 2010 08:14 PM (Aq93A)
For a soul-crusher, your senses are very acute.
/Although I don't think that required any sensing.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 08, 2010 08:14 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Y-not
Yup, you're all alone, ladies... just do what you always do: underwear pillow fights.
My camera's ready nudge nudge wink wink say no more
Posted by: Jones at April 08, 2010 08:14 PM (JL3qV)
Posted by: Bomber at April 08, 2010 08:15 PM (d88g9)
I always secretly loved Patrick Macnee from the Avengers.
Yeah, I know I have some sort of English fixation.
/loved Wild, Wild West btw.
Posted by: shibumi at April 08, 2010 08:15 PM (OKZrE)
Posted by: AngelEm at April 08, 2010 08:15 PM (Aq93A)
Well, the Chamber of the Fates is smashed, so you can't use that. Besides, that was only good for changing your fate once.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 08, 2010 08:15 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Y-not is yawning at April 08, 2010 08:15 PM (Kn9r7)
Pretty much, with some notable exceptions.
/Have to admit Liam Neeson is freaking awesome, even in utter garbage such as Episode 1. I'll turn in my mancard for that admission, if so required.
Star Wars? He did that after his motorcycle accident, because he needed the work (or so I understand). Great guy, hard-working man, so sad when his wife died. They were one of the few classy couples in Hollywood.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby, wearing #9 at April 08, 2010 08:15 PM (yfJ6g)
and Bricktop is just stone creepy psycho.
Posted by: sifty at April 08, 2010 08:16 PM (V8nT2)
("slamming" in a purely technical sense, of course)
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at April 08, 2010 08:16 PM (H+d3B)
Claudia Cardinale in "The Professionals."
That night in the movie theater, she made a man out of me. Too bad I was alone.
Posted by: A Rogue Wave Called Bruce at April 08, 2010 08:17 PM (HK0bT)
/Wouldn't have helped if he was full strength anyway - the script sucked.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 08, 2010 08:17 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: huerfano at April 08, 2010 08:17 PM (gLSaO)
Zulu and the original Get Carter were great; Michael Caine in both
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 08, 2010 08:17 PM (JrRME)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 08, 2010 08:18 PM (9sFJc)
I admit it.
Yeah, I'd hit Dino. Something about him. So charming.
Dino - That's Amore
Dino was a Reagan Republican, campaigned big time for him in 80 and 84. When Frank and Sammy jumped on the JFK bandwagon in 1960, Dino refused to join them, and told both that he didn't trust the Kennedys and that they'd burn both Frank and Sammy. Dino was proven right
Posted by: kbdabear at April 08, 2010 08:18 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 08, 2010 08:19 PM (9Lm5R)
Oooooooh! Blue eyes, blond hair. Love Lawrence, The Lion in Winter, & How to Steal A Million.
/In all seriousness, also glad he stopped drinking. Kudos, sir.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby, wearing #9 at April 08, 2010 08:19 PM (yfJ6g)
Posted by: sifty at April 08, 2010 08:20 PM (V8nT2)
Well, here's a hat tip to Andycanuck. I persoanlly looooove my Canadian neighbors in the Selkirks, and I like me some andy. C*stph is not a representative and I personally apologize should any other lovely pals get painted by the broad brush of C* hatin'.
By the way, nice sublte accent up there. ooh so sexy.
Posted by: Derak at April 08, 2010 08:21 PM (m8r9d)
Posted by: Laurence Fishburne at April 08, 2010 08:22 PM (SwkdU)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 08, 2010 08:22 PM (9Lm5R)
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 08, 2010 08:22 PM (JrRME)
Posted by: huerfano at April 08, 2010 08:22 PM (gLSaO)
Oh yeah. I saw him in the movie The Collector when I was 12....oh my, he's all intensity hot.
Posted by: Miss Cleo at April 08, 2010 08:22 PM (pq986)
He and Chuck Heston in The Mountain Men are a great team.
Posted by: sifty at April 08, 2010 08:22 PM (V8nT2)
Posted by: Bomber at April 08, 2010 08:23 PM (d88g9)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 08, 2010 08:23 PM (9sFJc)
Posted by: davidt at April 08, 2010 08:23 PM (aag4W)
/Wouldn't have helped if he was full strength anyway - the script sucked.
A deer went flying across the road, & he couldn't do anything about it. It was almost very bad, & he couldn't walk for a while there.
/Yeah, it wouldn't have, but he doesn't give bad performances.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby, wearing #9 at April 08, 2010 08:24 PM (yfJ6g)
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 08, 2010 08:24 PM (JrRME)
/however, I am sure there are normal Brits out there. Somewhere. If the logic hasn't been totally bred out of them...
Posted by: shibumi at April 08, 2010 08:25 PM (OKZrE)
Posted by: sifty at April 08, 2010 08:26 PM (V8nT2)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 08, 2010 08:27 PM (9Lm5R)
Posted by: davidt at April 09, 2010 12:23 AM (aag4W)
But the whole story was different: They weren't romantic leads who fell in love or already were, etc. Caine was ' middle age crazy' and she was a hormone-addled chicka.
Mucho pathos, but not what was going in in the movies I referenced
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 08, 2010 08:27 PM (JrRME)
let me tell you about heaven...
Posted by: Christoph at April 08, 2010 08:27 PM (38UQ3)
Posted by: Derak at April 08, 2010 08:27 PM (m8r9d)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 08, 2010 08:28 PM (9sFJc)
Being on EST sucks. I feel like the kid that has to go to bed when the big kids get to stay up and play. Boo 
I'm offf.
Bomber we'll assume you "won" (by default I think you were the only one playing!). Like any good parent, my prize was fictitious. I guess I.O.U.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 08, 2010 08:29 PM (8svDv)
Hubby succumbs, as well. But it's the seduction of the music.
Posted by: Derak at April 08, 2010 08:29 PM (m8r9d)
Wow, I already missed the 666 race. Evening all.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 08, 2010 08:30 PM (RZ8pf)
Damn you, Lacey! I knew I'd be deprived of the prize of not having you crush souls for a while!
Goodnight anyway, grrr...
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 08, 2010 08:30 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Bomber at April 08, 2010 08:30 PM (d88g9)
/In all seriousness, also glad he stopped drinking. Kudos, sir.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby, wearing #9 at April 09, 2010 12:19 AM (yfJ6g)
Nice Irish boy. In "How to Steal a Million", he and Audrey Hepburn drooled at each other the whole movie. And I fully understand........
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 08, 2010 08:31 PM (JrRME)
Get to see and hear the guitar magic up close.
Posted by: sifty at April 08, 2010 08:33 PM (V8nT2)
Posted by: huerfano at April 08, 2010 08:33 PM (gLSaO)
Posted by: upchucki no johnson at April 08, 2010 08:33 PM (9sFJc)
Evening, PGiS. You prefer guys with British accents too?
/Hoping...
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 08, 2010 08:33 PM (c0A3e)
I donÂ’t know Kratos, whatÂ’s the right answer to scare you the most?
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 08, 2010 08:35 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Z Ryan at April 08, 2010 08:35 PM (cMo6P)
Get to see and hear the guitar magic up close.
Very nice gift. Enjoy.
bastard
Posted by: huerfano at April 08, 2010 08:35 PM (gLSaO)
...and no one has mentioned the hotties of sci-fi! Shame!
(and this is only a small list)
Amanda Tapping
Claudia Black
Morena Baccarin (Smokin'!!)
Summer Glau
Virginia Hey (was in Road Warrior as well as Farscape)
Christina Hendricks
Vanessa Angel
The Stargate series itself had so many... of course they aren't all "movie" actresses.
Posted by: Teal'c at April 08, 2010 08:35 PM (J0rOD)
The latter, I think.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 08, 2010 08:36 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: sifty at April 08, 2010 08:36 PM (V8nT2)
Posted by: Dr Hannibal Lecter at April 08, 2010 08:36 PM (SwkdU)
Posted by: Z Ryan at April 08, 2010 08:37 PM (cMo6P)
I need to hang out with some conservative men. I just had a conversation with my ex-husband that terrified me. The whole time we were married he was conservative, always voted Republican. I’m not sure when the pod people got ahold of him but he voted for Obama and tonight he was talking about his latest work project and it was about “green” energy and saving the environment and how we’re running out of energy sources and how it’s OK if the government tracks your every move because they wouldn’t actually use that information in any bad way.
Please baby Jesus, deliver me a nice conservative man. Amen.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 08, 2010 08:37 PM (RZ8pf)
That film also has my favorite Lee Marvin line.
"You bastard!"
"In my case, an accident of birth. But you? You're a self-made man."
Yeah, that's good one. How 'bout this:
Lee Marvin: "So what else is on your mind besides hundred-proof women, ninety-proof whiskey, and forty-carat gold?”
Burt Lancaster: “Friend--you just wrote my epitaph.”
One of the greatest tough-guy movies of all time. Jeez: Lee Marvin, Woody Strode, Burt Lancaster, Robert Ryan, Jack Palance.
Lee Marvin & Steve McQueen: the coolest actor evah.
The girl who play "Si Si Conchita ("cuz she never says 'no'" according to Burt Lancaster) was also hawt.
Posted by: A Rogue Wave Called Bruce at April 08, 2010 08:38 PM (HK0bT)
Posted by: upchucki no johnson at April 08, 2010 08:38 PM (9sFJc)
Call me Snake, mpfs.
Posted by: Snake Plissken
Anytime. With or without the eye patch.
Posted by: mpfs at April 08, 2010 08:38 PM (QuP9W)
Posted by: Miss Cleo at April 08, 2010 08:38 PM (pq986)
Escape from New York is still one of my favorite movies.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 08, 2010 08:40 PM (c0A3e)
I know of a few who aren't like that. Royal Marines & those in the other branches of the military are great, too.
/You can find some conservative Brits in some of their papers, too -- you just have to look for it. The others are too scared to say anything, because BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING YOU.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby, wearing #9 at April 08, 2010 08:40 PM (yfJ6g)
Posted by: mpfs at April 09, 2010 12:34 AM
Yes, he was quite delicious with demi glace and a fine chianti
Posted by: Anthony Hopkins at April 08, 2010 08:41 PM (sYxEE)
I know that movie! I watched it twice a month or two ago. Burt Lancaster was epic the whole cast was terrific. Damned if I can remember the name.
Posted by: mpfs at April 08, 2010 08:41 PM (QuP9W)
Posted by: ccruse456 at April 08, 2010 08:42 PM (xcbly)
Perhaps your prayer will be answered soon.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 08, 2010 08:43 PM (c0A3e)
Although I'm pretty attached to my current Johnson. Would hate to punch down.
Posted by: sifty at April 08, 2010 08:43 PM (V8nT2)
Kratos, what should I do?
Posted by: Z Ryan at April 08, 2010 08:43 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: Miss Cleo at April 08, 2010 08:43 PM (pq986)
...I just got a text from my girl telling me, "don't fall asleep or I will know."
I blame my ex-husband. HeÂ’s working on exactly the sort of technology that enables your girl to track your every move.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 08, 2010 08:45 PM (RZ8pf)
You lost your soul, remember, and you didn't want me to retrieve it for you. You really have no choice now but to comply.
BTW, why can't you fall asleep?
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 08, 2010 08:45 PM (c0A3e)
Are you asking me? So many types, though the Brits are trying to go to a standard accent. The RP / Queen's English accent is almost dead, as PC has forced it out of both the schools & the public-at-large. Many young people like to speak "Mockney", which is just a more glorified, posh cockney. See Billie Piper or Catherine Tate.
Personally, I like the authentic accents, the ones that come naturally to the speaker & are their regional dialect. Many older British actors will speak RP, but they have traces of their old accents.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby, wearing #9 at April 08, 2010 08:45 PM (yfJ6g)
Yes, and the health care negotiations will be on CSPAN, the bill will be posted online at least 3 days before the vote, the Stimulus will immediately go to job creation, etc
Yet he can take comfort in his "Bush Lied, People Died" bumper sticker
You're so much better off without him. A drunk can go into rehab, but stupid is incurable
Posted by: kbdabear at April 08, 2010 08:45 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: wherestherum at April 08, 2010 08:45 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 08, 2010 08:46 PM (9sFJc)
Posted by: Z Ryan at April 08, 2010 08:46 PM (cMo6P)
Burt Lancaster...great actor...kinda sexy...but a Libtard (sigh).
The kind of Liberal Burt Lancaster was, back in his day, would be regarded as a conservative now. He was what was known as a "JFK Liberal," which a pretty good thing overall. Most of them became Neo-cons.
Posted by: A Rogue Wave Called Bruce at April 08, 2010 08:47 PM (HK0bT)
You still sure you don't want me to get your soul back?
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 08, 2010 08:48 PM (c0A3e)
I wonder if dates would taste good soaked in rum?
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 08, 2010 08:48 PM (RZ8pf)
Churchill weeps.
Posted by: wherestherum at April 08, 2010 08:48 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: sifty at April 08, 2010 08:48 PM (V8nT2)
Posted by: Z Ryan at April 08, 2010 08:48 PM (cMo6P)
/Haven't seen all of that movie yet.
That's always surprised me, that he's been able to do that after having that surgery & considering his age. But he does it. He's always been athletic, though, as he was a boxer in Ireland.
Trivia: When Liam Neeson went into theatre, he & another current Hollywood star were the 2 most famous actors on the Island. Other actor was...Gabriel Byrne.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby, wearing #9 at April 08, 2010 08:49 PM (yfJ6g)
It's good to know that romance isn't dead yet...
She probably threw your soul husk into Tartarus, since there's no jailer (i.e Hades) anymore. I don't need to get in contact with her to get it back.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 08, 2010 08:50 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: wherestherum at April 08, 2010 08:50 PM (gofDd)
I hate arriving late to the party and having no idea what everyone is talking about. Are we supposed to be saying what actors we think are hot?
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 08, 2010 08:50 PM (RZ8pf)
To this day I can't look at Laurie Dhue without wanting a blowjob.
I have that problem when I look at almost all girls.
What?
Posted by: A Rogue Wave Called Bruce at April 08, 2010 08:50 PM (HK0bT)
I read that he was rumored to be part of the Communist Party back in the 60's and 70s. Not sure how closely his leanings mirrored JFK.
Posted by: Miss Cleo at April 08, 2010 08:50 PM (pq986)
Posted by: sifty at April 08, 2010 08:50 PM (V8nT2)
Posted by: Z Ryan at April 08, 2010 08:50 PM (cMo6P)
Pretty much. Oh, and you like British acccents, right?
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 08, 2010 08:51 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Bomber at April 08, 2010 08:51 PM (d88g9)
Posted by: Adrian at April 08, 2010 08:52 PM (5V4wO)
Not me. Don Johnson for me. I still canÂ’t believe I ever thought the clothes in that show were cool.
(yes, I am hanging me head in shame now.)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 08, 2010 08:52 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 09, 2010 12:37 AM (RZ8pf)
So nothing fancy, Obama, or some more local Dems, bought him. Might be something to mention to him in passing next time you talk to him.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 08, 2010 08:52 PM (bgcml)
mmmph mmmmph mph mmmmmmph.
Pretty sure that's dirty.
Posted by: sifty at April 08, 2010 08:53 PM (V8nT2)
I'll see what I can do. Or you can tell this woman that if she lets you sleep, you'll do something special for her.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 08, 2010 08:53 PM (c0A3e)
Don't forget To Kill A Mockingbird. He went all-out for that one.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby, wearing #9 at April 08, 2010 08:53 PM (yfJ6g)
I also want to slide it between PAB's tatas
Posted by: kbdabear at April 08, 2010 08:53 PM (sYxEE)
I hate arriving late to the party and having no idea what everyone is talking about. Are we supposed to be saying what actors we think are hot?
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 09, 2010 12:50 AM (RZ8pf)
You didn't miss much. Maet scolded Christoph for being a douche.
Posted by: Editor at April 08, 2010 08:53 PM (YX6i/)
What?
Posted by: A Rogue Wave Called Bruce at April 09, 2010 12:50 AM (HK0bT)
Dude, it really sucks doesn't it?
Posted by: Bill Clinton at April 08, 2010 08:53 PM (bgcml)
Mark-Paul Gosseler
Posted by: wherestherum at April 08, 2010 08:54 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: Kratos
I'm making her lunch tomorrow on my new grill. What could be more special?
Posted by: Z Ryan at April 08, 2010 08:54 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: sifty at April 08, 2010 08:54 PM (V8nT2)
Pretty sure that's dirty.
Posted by: sifty at April 09, 2010 12:53 AM (V8nT2)
Either that or she's found a high paying part time job...as an enforcer.
Posted by: The Mafia is, like, a myth at April 08, 2010 08:55 PM (bgcml)
Boo Radley was not sexy. He was a good guy, though.
Posted by: Barry Obama, poet at April 08, 2010 08:55 PM (gLSaO)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 08, 2010 08:55 PM (9sFJc)
Posted by: sifty
Okay, I take back my earlier comment that no one stands out. Carla Guigino stands out to me as a classic kind of beauty. The other one I just call HALLELUJAH!
Posted by: Z Ryan at April 08, 2010 08:56 PM (cMo6P)
Do you have one that says "but not from Gretta"?
Posted by: Ace's liver at April 08, 2010 08:56 PM (LtIsn)
My son just discovered the old Godzilla movies. He is now in love with them. Especially the Godzilla and Mothra one.
By the way, my son is already a conservative at 8 years old. I canÂ’t wait until heÂ’s a teenager and starts really giving his Dad hell.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 08, 2010 08:56 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 08, 2010 08:56 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: tinker at April 08, 2010 08:57 PM (d6stA)
Posted by: Miss Cleo at April 08, 2010 08:57 PM (pq986)
Posted by: Bomber at April 08, 2010 08:57 PM (d88g9)
(1) With Tony Blair
He still had his comic touch. TB was once an actor.
(2) With David Tennant
Doctor Who in-jokes
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby, wearing #9 at April 08, 2010 08:57 PM (yfJ6g)
IÂ’m glad Maet scolded Christoph. I canÂ’t stand reading any of his comments. Even ones that are semi-reasonable are tainted by his general douchiness.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 08, 2010 08:58 PM (RZ8pf)
P.S. are you a bleeder?
Posted by: Z Ryan, +2000 for whoever gets the reference at April 08, 2010 08:58 PM (cMo6P)
And one hand gnawed off.
Oh, and Rosario Dawson in the same movie.
Posted by: davidt at April 08, 2010 09:00 PM (aag4W)
That was laugh out loud funny sickinmass!
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 08, 2010 09:00 PM (RZ8pf)
You just noticed that now, Bomber?
/Hell they were on here for a while.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 08, 2010 09:02 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Barry Obama, poet at April 08, 2010 09:02 PM (gLSaO)
My fave Commie in Fiddler on the Roof.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby, wearing #9 at April 08, 2010 09:02 PM (yfJ6g)
"Do you have one that says "but not from Gretta"?
Hmm, if they line up PAB, Megan kelly, the brunette lawyer chick, and a few other of the blonds including gretta as a package deal... you'll be begging for Gretta. lol
Posted by: Berserker at April 08, 2010 09:02 PM (gWHrG)
Posted by: Bomber at April 08, 2010 09:02 PM (d88g9)
Oh. Yeah, that's a recent thing. Sorry for the confusion.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 08, 2010 09:03 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: wherestherum at April 08, 2010 09:04 PM (gofDd)
Tony Blair & Catherine Tate sketch here:
http://tinyurl.com/yyvaeeg
The laugh track (actually studio audience, IIRC) is missing in the other one.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby, wearing #9 at April 08, 2010 09:04 PM (yfJ6g)
Posted by: davidt at April 08, 2010 09:05 PM (aag4W)
Posted by: Miss Cleo at April 08, 2010 09:05 PM (pq986)
What if I just want to cuddle with them?
Posted by: Mack in MA at April 08, 2010 09:05 PM (sYxEE)
To wit, Nathan Fillion, Adam Baldwin, David Boreanez, James Marsters
Posted by: wherestherum at April 08, 2010 09:05 PM (gofDd)
To wit, Nathan Fillion, Adam Baldwin, David Boreanez, James Marsters
Yes. Yes. YES. OH GOD YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 08, 2010 09:06 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 08, 2010 09:07 PM (9sFJc)
Paul Michael Glasser. Sean Cassidy. Dirk Benedict.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 08, 2010 09:08 PM (RZ8pf)
"I respect the ladies of Fox News"
"I'd just like to have the Fox Anchorettes over for coffee."
"I want to have hot wings and pizza and maybe a Sam Adams with Megyn"
"The Fox News Ladies have a restraining order against me."
Things like that.
Posted by: sifty at April 08, 2010 09:09 PM (V8nT2)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 08, 2010 09:09 PM (c0A3e)
Colonel Mustard in the Conservatory with a pipe wrench.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 08, 2010 09:09 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: sifty at April 08, 2010 09:10 PM (V8nT2)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 08, 2010 09:10 PM (9Lm5R)
Nancy Kwan
Inger Stevens
Susan Oliver
Jean Simmons
Donna Douglas
Marianna Hill
Posted by: kbdabear at April 08, 2010 09:10 PM (sYxEE)
#929 They don't have British accents, what's the meaning of that?
I donÂ’t necessarily need them to talk. I just need them to lay there and look good.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 08, 2010 09:10 PM (RZ8pf)
I see what you did there.
How about the girl from Chuck? Yvonne S-something? And Sarah Lancaster (Chuck's sister)?
Posted by: wherestherum at April 08, 2010 09:10 PM (gofDd)
ewww....decadence!
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 08, 2010 09:12 PM (c0A3e)
she is enjoying this remote-control blog posting.
Posted by: sifty at April 08, 2010 09:12 PM (V8nT2)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 08, 2010 09:12 PM (9sFJc)
Give me her number, I'll treat her to Arby's
Posted by: David Puddy at April 08, 2010 09:14 PM (sYxEE)
IÂ’m glad Maet scolded Christoph. I canÂ’t stand reading any of his comments. Even ones that are semi-reasonable are tainted by his general douchiness.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 09, 2010 12:58 AM (RZ8pf)
Don't you just hate it when the pathetic assholes say something you agree with? You just wish you didn't so you could blast them for it. And it really is amazing how they can say something in such a way that they come off as an even bigger ass than if they didn't agree with you.
Posted by: buzzion at April 08, 2010 09:14 PM (oVQFe)
Posted by: Miss Cleo at April 08, 2010 09:14 PM (pq986)
Posted by: tinker at April 08, 2010 09:15 PM (d6stA)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby, wearing #9 at April 08, 2010 09:15 PM (yfJ6g)
I love his voice. He's not so bad looking, either. My favorite voice over role with him is The Emperor's New Groove. Not a great Disney movie, but fun and super campy.
Posted by: wherestherum at April 08, 2010 09:15 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 08, 2010 09:17 PM (9sFJc)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 08, 2010 09:18 PM (9Lm5R)
Posted by: Brock Samson at April 08, 2010 09:18 PM (V8nT2)
What do you mean am I a bleeder?
Posted by: tinker
Ever see the Patrick Swayze classic film Road House? There's a character in it named Tinker who is looked upon with favor because "he's not a bleeder."
Nothing personal. But I seriously do need to know if you're a bleeder. I hate bleeders.
Posted by: about 54 women at April 08, 2010 09:19 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby, wearing #9 at April 08, 2010 09:21 PM (yfJ6g)
Posted by: Bomber
They were just at the pornography store buying pornography.
Posted by: Z Ryan at April 08, 2010 09:23 PM (cMo6P)
I called my buddy from college- he ain't going to try to uncover the toilet- he is afraid he would then have to clean it.
Dude may have a point.
Think I will continue to crap at my house. ...
Posted by: Gerry Owen at April 08, 2010 09:23 PM (4Hy88)
Yeah, true, I guess the hot men need to do more than just lay there. I guess the more appropriate thing to say is that their mouths will be full so they shouldnÂ’t be talking anyway. Unless itÂ’s to say the alphabet. IYKWIMAITYD.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 08, 2010 09:24 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 08, 2010 09:25 PM (9Lm5R)
tinker, IÂ’m sorry for your friend, that sounds like it was awful.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 08, 2010 09:25 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: tinker at April 08, 2010 09:25 PM (d6stA)
Posted by: wherestherum at April 08, 2010 09:25 PM (gofDd)
Mary Ure in Where Eagles Dare.
AMEN!
What about the hot redhead spy who worked in the bar? I'll play wingman!
Posted by: Gerry Owen at April 08, 2010 09:26 PM (4Hy88)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 08, 2010 09:26 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 09, 2010 01:25 AM (9Lm5R)
Old guys mostly. And the Amish.
Posted by: Mætenloch at April 08, 2010 09:26 PM (oYxkV)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 08, 2010 09:27 PM (9sFJc)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 08, 2010 09:27 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Z Ryan at April 08, 2010 09:27 PM (cMo6P)
You know the one person I have never found attractive and wouldnÂ’t want to sleep with even if he was the last man on earth? Jack Nicholson. I just donÂ’t get why all the Hollywood actresses sleep with him. He says heÂ’s good in bed but he strikes me as the totally selfish type of man in bed.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 08, 2010 09:28 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Z Ryan at April 08, 2010 09:28 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: Bomber at April 08, 2010 09:29 PM (d88g9)
Posted by: Bomber at April 08, 2010 09:29 PM (d88g9)
He looks like a demented clown. Seriously.
Posted by: wherestherum at April 08, 2010 09:30 PM (gofDd)
to forget I've ever saw that.
How did you see that? You got a webcam in my bedroom or something?
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 08, 2010 09:30 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Z Ryan at April 08, 2010 09:30 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 08, 2010 09:31 PM (c0A3e)
In the words of my boss, "fuck you I won."
Posted by: Bomber at April 08, 2010 09:31 PM (d88g9)
Posted by: rawmuse at April 08, 2010 09:32 PM (OQ3LO)
He'd probably sneak away in the middle of the night, too. Or shove you out of bed with no cab fare.
Posted by: wherestherum at April 08, 2010 09:33 PM (gofDd)
. Unless itÂ’s to say the alphabet. IYKWIMAITYD
You know, funny you should bring it up- to cure my insomnia my doc has me trace the the alphabet on my forehead with my tongue to get me to go to sleep....
Posted by: Gerry Owen at April 08, 2010 09:33 PM (4Hy88)
Posted by: tinker at April 08, 2010 09:35 PM (d6stA)
Posted by: Jim in San Diego at April 08, 2010 09:36 PM (F09Uo)
Sounds like prime hobo-hunting ground, before they left.
Posted by: Bomber at April 08, 2010 09:37 PM (d88g9)
Posted by: davidt at April 08, 2010 09:37 PM (aag4W)
At least it wasn't multiple cats. My aunt had 8 cats ruling her house. It was not pretty at all.
Posted by: wherestherum at April 08, 2010 09:38 PM (gofDd)
early flight this morning, gotta get some sleep, good night!
Posted by: Adrian at April 08, 2010 09:39 PM (5V4wO)
Posted by: Bomber at April 08, 2010 09:39 PM (d88g9)
Posted by: wherestherum at April 08, 2010 09:41 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: Adrian at April 08, 2010 09:41 PM (5V4wO)
Posted by: Bomber at April 08, 2010 09:41 PM (d88g9)
Posted by: rawmuse at April 08, 2010 09:42 PM (OQ3LO)
Anyways, I'm off to bed. Goodnight M&Ms.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 08, 2010 09:43 PM (c0A3e)
You can even dance if you like.
You can dance if you want to
Live your friends behind
Cause if your friends donÂ’t dance
They ainÂ’t no friends of mine.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 08, 2010 09:45 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: huerfano at April 08, 2010 09:46 PM (gLSaO)
Posted by: tinker at April 08, 2010 09:47 PM (d6stA)
Posted by: Bomber at April 08, 2010 09:47 PM (d88g9)
Posted by: wherestherum at April 08, 2010 09:48 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: fartbubble at April 08, 2010 09:49 PM (gAmQ1)
Netanyahu cancels trip to Obama's nuclular summit over fears of an Islamic ambush
http://tiny.cc/fncz9
Posted by: davidt at April 08, 2010 09:50 PM (aag4W)
Did the meteor crash into earth yet?
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 08, 2010 09:50 PM (RZ8pf)
Cat piss is the worst. I helped my cousin and his wife clean it off the walls of the house. It was disgusting. I'm glad I didn't help move my aunt out. When they were doing that, all the furniture dripped cat pee.
Posted by: wherestherum at April 08, 2010 09:50 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: rawmuse at April 08, 2010 09:52 PM (OQ3LO)
Netanyahu cancels trip to Obama's nuclular summit over fears of an Islamic ambush
Which means he probably had some intelligence saying it was going to happen. Are we at the tipping point yet?
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 08, 2010 09:52 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: rawmuse at April 08, 2010 09:55 PM (OQ3LO)
OK, Obama is an idiot. (Yeah I know, not news). I suspect Sarah Palin knows a thing or two about nuclear weapons considering which state she was the fricking governor of. Hmmm, perhaps the state that you can see Russia from?
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 08, 2010 09:56 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: davidt at April 08, 2010 09:57 PM (aag4W)
I like paper trails out of, well, paranoia. And now I like it even more because I hate this push to "go green" by companies who're really just trying to cut down on an expense, not out of love for the environment. Now if they would credit me the amount of postage to mail me my bill if I chose to go paperless, I'd be okay with that.
Posted by: wherestherum at April 08, 2010 09:57 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: koopy at April 08, 2010 09:58 PM (ctR4U)
Obama should have answered the question differently. He just canÂ’t take criticism and he has to act like heÂ’s King of the World and he won so shut up.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 08, 2010 09:59 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby, wearing #9 at April 08, 2010 10:00 PM (yfJ6g)
Posted by: rawmuse at April 08, 2010 10:01 PM (OQ3LO)
Roger that. I keep paper receipts. Data disappears.
Posted by: davidt at April 08, 2010 10:01 PM (aag4W)
Something that intrigued me during my dinner conversation was my former coworker telling me he thought Bush was actually smarter than he was given credit for. I have to say, I was completely floored to hear it.
Posted by: wherestherum at April 08, 2010 10:03 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: fartbubble at April 08, 2010 10:06 PM (gAmQ1)
Posted by: koopy at April 08, 2010 10:06 PM (ctR4U)
Posted by: davidt at April 08, 2010 10:07 PM (aag4W)
Posted by: rawmuse at April 08, 2010 10:11 PM (OQ3LO)
Posted by: koopy at April 09, 2010 02:07 AM (ctR4U)
yeah, Shane McGowan's band from when he left The Pogues. Sadly I've remembered (already have the Nips albm) what I'm actually looking for is the Prenup (Cait of The Pogues newer band) album
Posted by: fartbubble at April 08, 2010 10:12 PM (gAmQ1)
Posted by: koopy at April 08, 2010 10:17 PM (ctR4U)
*rocking* Only two more years...
I started missing him before he even left. It was so sad watching him & Cheney leave the WH. I was crying when they left, & the Bamster made me angry with his partisan inaugural address & some other slights.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby, wearing #9 at April 08, 2010 10:19 PM (yfJ6g)
Corpseman, see if you can find out why this young woman is crying.
Posted by: Barry Obama at April 08, 2010 10:22 PM (gLSaO)
Posted by: Richard at April 08, 2010 10:29 PM (P+s1D)
WOW, 1073 posts and it's not even midnight PT!
you all have been busy
what have I missed?
Posted by: chemjeff at April 08, 2010 10:32 PM (Gk/wA)
Posted by: Richard at April 08, 2010 10:33 PM (P+s1D)
you all have been busy
what have I missed?
Posted by: chemjeff at April 09, 2010 02:32 AM (Gk/wA)
Morons posting about hot actresses ran up the total.
Posted by: davidt at April 08, 2010 10:36 PM (aag4W)
what have I missed?
mostly favorite gals/guys for the guys/gals of film, a little troll FU and some assorted grabassery.
Posted by: s☺mej☼e at April 08, 2010 10:37 PM (4y0YU)
nostalgia always paints a rosier picture than reality
in truth Bush is a big-government conservative - it is not too difficult to imagine him quasi-nationalizing the car companies just like Obama did
of course he would not have gone for the ObamaCare Abomination, but what would he have compromised with Pelosi on? remember amnesty? if Bush did somehow have a third term, would we be sitting here right now complaining that he didn't listen to the will of the people in granting citizenship to illegals?
I don't miss him all that much, to be honest - it's not a nonzero amount, but it's close to zero
Posted by: chemjeff at April 08, 2010 10:38 PM (Gk/wA)
No doubt W had the final say on all things, but I suspect Big Dick was the prime mover in many things concerning national defense.
I too miss them both.
Posted by: davidt at April 08, 2010 10:40 PM (aag4W)
What kind of guy says that the White Sox is his favorite team and then can't name one single player?
A narcissistic idiot liar, that's who. Barry never watched a baseball game on purpose in his life.
Posted by: Barry Obama at April 08, 2010 10:41 PM (gLSaO)
well, can't say I have a favorite - I see so few movies
and, this is going to sound harsh but it's true in my case, the actresses that play roles that require "hotness" all seem to blend together in my mind - they become this amalgamation of "hot". so I tend not even to recognize actresses individually, only that "hey, here's the hot actress character in this movie, wow, she's hot".
Posted by: chemjeff at April 08, 2010 10:46 PM (Gk/wA)
Posted by: Richard at April 08, 2010 10:46 PM (P+s1D)
Him, Rummy, & Condi. Some of the discussions they had (that have been reported) are fascinating. At least they actually debated issues before making a decision, unlike the people in the current administration.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby, wearing #9 at April 08, 2010 10:51 PM (yfJ6g)
I'm not nostalgic so much for his policies and stances so much as his conviction and moral fortitude. And just his general presence when it came to important national security measures in re terrorism.
Posted by: wherestherum at April 08, 2010 10:52 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby, wearing #9 at April 08, 2010 10:52 PM (yfJ6g)
Posted by: Richard at April 08, 2010 10:55 PM (P+s1D)
Posted by: Richard at April 08, 2010 10:57 PM (P+s1D)
I read that earlier today and can't remember where. I just spent 10 minutes trying to find it. Can you place it?
Posted by: davidt at April 08, 2010 10:57 PM (aag4W)
Posted by: wherestherum at April 08, 2010 11:01 PM (gofDd)
Jeez, I looked everywhere except here. Please don't revoke my moron card.
Posted by: davidt at April 08, 2010 11:05 PM (aag4W)
Posted by: Richard at April 08, 2010 11:05 PM (P+s1D)
had to reboot it
ugh
WTR well I guess I would agree with that, but it's just a lot more difficult for me to separate his positive personal qualities from his bad policy positions. Yes he's a charming fellow and I'd love to have a beer with him but in many ways he really did set the stage for the financial mess we are in now. NO I don't believe it's Bush's fault we have 10% unemployment, but I do believe that things wouldn't be as bad as they are now if, say, Bush had managed to use a veto pen to veto some of the ridiculous spending that was occurring under his watch.
Posted by: chemjeff at April 08, 2010 11:06 PM (Gk/wA)
Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at April 08, 2010 11:07 PM (Q75cY)
Posted by: Richard at April 08, 2010 11:10 PM (P+s1D)
I agree with that. I also blame Paulson and his ilk for the current financial mess.
But like I said, it's Bush's character that I miss. He acted like a leader and didn't whine like a bitch through all of the criticism he received, which was 100x more vitriolic than what teh Won has ever gotten. He was actually acted like a grown up.
Posted by: wherestherum at April 08, 2010 11:10 PM (gofDd)
I'd say I'm nostalgic for all of those, though I could have done without some policies. The more I read about Obama, the more I see how dangerous he is. I was also thinking last night, & I came to the realization that everything seemed so much easier when GWB was president, & I didn't go to bed worried. He didn't always do what I wanted him to do, but I wasn't ashamed of him or worried by what he did.
Looking back on it, I'm not sure he did what he wanted to do, either. I think tort reform & other more conservative policies worked here in TX, but not-so-much in DC. Ted Kennedy also wasn't Bob Bullock, unfortunately. Too bad Bush 43 will never write a book about how he truly feels about things. I know he has strong feelings, & it would be nice to see them unmuted, as they once were. :sigh:
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby, wearing #9 at April 08, 2010 11:11 PM (yfJ6g)
I think that was Jack M.'s point. Scary if you think about it.
Posted by: wherestherum at April 08, 2010 11:11 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: chemjeff at April 08, 2010 11:13 PM (Gk/wA)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby, wearing #9 at April 08, 2010 11:14 PM (yfJ6g)
Posted by: Richard at April 08, 2010 11:17 PM (P+s1D)
I do hope that Bush & Family have a long & happy life
good night all! see you on the flipside
Posted by: chemjeff at April 08, 2010 11:18 PM (Gk/wA)
That's a good point. After the dust settled and cleared after 9/11 and the Bush Admin took action, I felt safer. I didn't realize how much safer I felt until teh Won's multiple foreign policy fails. The Christmas day bomber was the last straw. I don't spend my time fretting about it because I will drive myself insane if I do, but I don't feel as safe as I did with Bush & Co watching over the country.
Posted by: wherestherum at April 08, 2010 11:18 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby, wearing #9 at April 08, 2010 11:22 PM (yfJ6g)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby, wearing #9 at April 08, 2010 11:25 PM (yfJ6g)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby, wearing #9 at April 08, 2010 11:25 PM (yfJ6g)
Posted by: jamie at April 08, 2010 11:28 PM (CTJDC)
Posted by: Christoph at April 08, 2010 11:48 PM (0fq7b)
Posted by: rdbrewer at April 08, 2010 11:56 PM (31qPD)
Posted by: s☺mej☼e at April 09, 2010 12:00 AM (4y0YU)
Plus: 2 class-acts:
http://tinyurl.com/y3vfasv
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby, wearing #9 at April 09, 2010 12:19 AM (yfJ6g)
Posted by: anyhu at April 09, 2010 12:29 AM (paWLR)
Greatest thing about the Great Communicator, Ronald Reagan, "Ya know that "Cold War"? "What if we win it?"
Waiting for the President who has the intestinal fortitude to say "Ya know that War Against Muslim Extremists, what if WE WIN IT!
Posted by: Lurkin'no'mo at April 09, 2010 02:02 AM (6zvrq)
98, count 'em.. NINETY-EIGHT comments, before anyone mentions Sophia Loren.
I'm ashamed of this sorry thread.
Posted by: franksalterego at April 09, 2010 03:12 AM (+6fgE)
Posted by: this sorry thread at April 09, 2010 03:46 AM (SwkdU)
On the drive this morning NPR had the stupid spin of "Why can't Iran have nukes, Israel has them!". Which is the most retarded thing I've heard this week. Trying to paint Israel as hypocrites is ridiculous. Like saying, cops should give robbers guns when apprehended. To make it fair.
No mention of Nadia and last summer in that stupid NPR bit.
Posted by: Mjim at April 09, 2010 04:00 AM (V8B//)
Posted by: Netanyahu at April 09, 2010 04:03 AM (V8B//)
Posted by: Iran at April 09, 2010 04:11 AM (SwkdU)
As to the "hoarders" apartment, you know a good cleaning crew is one option but when things get this bad personally I start thinking "insurance fire" might be the way to go.
Ursula Vrs. Audrey - Audrey, any day of the week and twice (or better yet maybe 3 times on Sunday). Audrey always had that classy, demure thing going for her that's just impossible to beat. That and just one look at Ursula and you know this is not just a woman who's going to give you scratch marks, no she's going to dig those 3 inch nails into back hard enough to tear your back to shreds. It's the sort of thing that will be bad enough that a trip to the ER might be in order. I'm getting a little old for that sort of thing, so put me solidly in the Audrey column there.
On the same topic, the Julia Roberts thing I've never gotten at all. Every time I see her face I wonder why somebody hasn't entered her in the Kentucky Derby, especially when she laughs. The only movie I would have given her a lead role in would have been Seabiscuit. Probably would have been her best movie ever, seeing as how she wouldn't have had any lines at all.
As to Netanyahu giving the White House the finger, what can I say other than Yishar Koach! (Translation: basically way to go or good for you). No point in showing up for this thing, it's just going to be another bash Israel fest and quite frankly you've got much better things to do with your time. I wish to extend my most heartfelt apologies to both yourself and the people of Israel that our current President is such a worthless, mealy mouth appeasing douchebag.
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 09, 2010 04:22 AM (e8T35)
Posted by: beedubya at April 09, 2010 04:37 AM (AnTyA)
That sounds like right wing extremism talk. Behaving like that will land you in one of the camps.
Posted by: Mjim at April 09, 2010 04:54 AM (V8B//)
1119 Pat is again on target -- although he's getting a bit one tracked; still, he says what needs to be said. I don't agree with his atheism, as I'm not an atheist, but that is not the pertinent subject I take from his you tubes.
See, I can listen to an atheist and agree on many things with them, even allow them their personal opinions, without feeling the need to challenge the same all.the. time. There's the kicker Christophe.
Posted by: unknown jane at April 09, 2010 05:33 AM (5/yRG)
True, but it's not as bad as it sounds. We sit by the campfire and sing Kumbaya and make smores.. ok, no scratch that.. it is as bad as it sounds.
I'm just wondering how long before they figure out I simply cannot be re-educated and decide to execute me.
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 09, 2010 05:50 AM (e8T35)
Posted by: unknown jane at April 09, 2010 05:52 AM (5/yRG)
Raquel Welch was on Craig Ferguson a couple of nights ago. She still looks pretty good herself for someone pushing 70.
Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at April 09, 2010 08:03 AM (Q75cY)
thank you ...
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