July 09, 2010

Overnight Open Thread - TGIF
— Maetenloch

Mel Gibson: Jackass

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Well the rumored tapes of Mel cursing and ranting at his former girlfriend and baby momma, Oksana Grigorieva, have finally been released. Here's one where he complains about her fake breasts (NSFW):
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And supposedly in another one he admits to hitting her twice while she was holding their baby daughter. Meanwhile his longtime agents at William Morris have dropped him.

Mel's built up a lot of goodwill over the years and I always figured his main problem was alcohol. But here he seems sober and way too comfortable with racial slurs and threats so maybe he's just an asshole. Newsweek: No Rightwing Nutjob Bidders Please
Even though Newsweek is near bankruptcy and desperately seeking a buyer to rescue them, the current owner, the Washington Post Company, has told several conservative potential buyers not to even bother bidding because they're ideologically unacceptable. But of course they still describe themselves as apolitical. Die faster, please.

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Chinese Company Seeks US Workers With 125 IQ
But that's because they're slumming - Chinese workers have to have an IQ over 140.

The EU Court of Human Rights To Rule Whether US Prisons Violate Human Rights
Abu Hamza al-Masri is wanted in the US on terrorism charges, but he's currently in a British prison on other charges. The British want to extradite him to the US but he's fighting it and has taken his case to the EU court. He claims that the conditions in US prisons would violate his human rights. If the court rules in his favor, then the war on terror is essentially lost in Europe since any terrorist there will be perpetually beyond the US's reach.

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Guy Fashions That Women Hate
And probably most guys hate as well. Socks with sandals WTF? And I just figure any guy who wears baseball caps to non-sporting events is balding and ashamed of it.

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How The US Makes Coins
These days every die is designed on computer and made using CNC. Every minute the US Mint produces 750 new coins.

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The Greatest Toilet-based Vehicle Ever?
It has a top speed of 32mph and yes it does flush.

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Oh The Shame
A 30 year old British nanny has died from solo sexual arousal:

Nicola Paginton, 30, a children's nanny, was found dead in bed last October with a vibrator by her side and an erotic movie playing on her laptop.

A Home Office pathologist told the inquest in Gloucester that Miss Paginton died from a sudden heart arrhythmia, probably brought on by her state of arousal.

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Best Headline of the Week: Tired Gay succumbs to Dix

Olympic bronze medalist Walter Dix edged out Tyson Gay in the former world championÂ’s hotly-anticipated return to the 200 meters at the Prefontaine Classic Diamond League meeting on Saturday.

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Posted by: Maetenloch at 05:36 PM | Comments (659)
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1 Well it's official; between Mel and Danny Glover I have no reason to ever watch any of the Lethal Weapon movies again.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at July 09, 2010 05:38 PM (tgYV0)

2

A Home Office pathologist told the inquest in Gloucester that Miss Paginton died from a sudden heart arrhythmia, probably brought on by her state of arousal.

Well, if ya gotta go, there are worse ways, I suppose.

 

Posted by: Land of Leakin at July 09, 2010 05:39 PM (AMYl0)

3 Good evening, gentles.

Posted by: Mortis at July 09, 2010 05:40 PM (8Cbs8)

4 Well, if ya gotta go, there are worse ways, I suppose.

Agreed.

Posted by: David Carradine at July 09, 2010 05:40 PM (c0A3e)

5

Why are we all centered?

 

Posted by: Land of Leakin at July 09, 2010 05:41 PM (AMYl0)

6 Mel should be President.

Posted by: Barbarian at July 09, 2010 05:41 PM (EL+OC)

7 #3  Hey Mortis.  How's Liz and Bean?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 09, 2010 05:41 PM (c0A3e)

8 It's gonna be a long weekend...

Posted by: GGE, Hall of Fame Moron at July 09, 2010 05:43 PM (QY8Ui)

9 Mel's built up a lot of goodwill over the years and I always figured his main problem was alcohol. But here he seems sober and way too comfortable with racial slurs and threats so maybe he's just an asshole.

Remember in vino veritas ("in wine, there is truth").  Mel's showing his true colors without the alcohol now.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 09, 2010 05:43 PM (c0A3e)

10 ...he is certainly a verbally abusive person...he sounds like a real jerk...

Posted by: mistress overdone at July 09, 2010 05:44 PM (2/oBD)

11 At least she didn't go with my nose up her snooch.

Posted by: Toby The Beagle at July 09, 2010 05:44 PM (Vol3D)

12 What up, homies.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 09, 2010 05:44 PM (9Lm5R)

13

Mr. RB just informed me he has an on-demand re-run of Pawn Stars up, so I'll be back later.  For now, enjoy The Party of STFU.

http://bit.ly/d8sXog

Posted by: RushBabe at July 09, 2010 05:45 PM (W8m8i)

14 Did I get banned for some unknown reason? I was posting with my Droid earlier today about how much I hate Lebron James and the next thing I know the IP was banned.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at July 09, 2010 05:45 PM (V/EYZ)

15 So when did Ace decide we needed to go to the center?

Posted by: robtr at July 09, 2010 05:45 PM (fwSHf)

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 09, 2010 05:45 PM (zgZzy)

17 "I am William Wallace. And I see a whole army of my countrymen,
here in defiance of tyranny! You have come to fight as free men. And
free man you are! What will you do without freedom? Will you fight?"
"Two thousand against ten?" - the veteran shouted. "No! We will
run - and live!"
"Yes!" Wallace shouted back. "Fight and you may die. Run and you
will live at least awhile. And dying in your bed many years from now,
would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for
one chance, just one cahnce, to come back here as young men and tell
our enemies that they may take our lives but they will never take
our freedom!"

Posted by: Ballo at July 09, 2010 05:45 PM (7aNei)

18 6 Dude do you ever post without trying to be an asshole?

Posted by: Mr. Pink at July 09, 2010 05:45 PM (V/EYZ)

19 oops, forgot the link...yeah, a long weekend...

Posted by: GGE, Hall of Fame Moron at July 09, 2010 05:45 PM (QY8Ui)

20 The average Asian IQ was, IIRC, 103 compared to 100 for White Americans and Euros

Do I get banned if I reveal the average IQ for Blacks?

Posted by: Col. Bat Guano at July 09, 2010 05:46 PM (JrRME)

21 TOO.  MUCH.  CENTERING!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 09, 2010 05:46 PM (zgZzy)

22 10 ...he is certainly a verbally abusive person...he sounds like a real jerk...

Any man who hits a woman is an asshole jerk.  Especially while she's holding their daughter.

And to think I once looked up to Mel as one of the sane people in Hollyweird...

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 09, 2010 05:46 PM (c0A3e)

23

Mel's got a serious pottymouth and a dash of crazy.  Good grief.

Posted by: Annabelle at July 09, 2010 05:47 PM (KuSkz)

24 Dude do you ever post without trying to be an asshole?

He never does.  Barbarian's a horse-fucking inbred cockholster.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at July 09, 2010 05:47 PM (tgYV0)

25

We're all centrists now!

 

Posted by: Ace of Newsweek at July 09, 2010 05:47 PM (AMYl0)

26


Notice as bad as Gibson's racial rant was his ex didn't call him out on it one time during the conversation ?


Opportunistic whore, all the way.

Posted by: Blazer at July 09, 2010 05:47 PM (t72+4)

27 Guy refuses sex because of bad teeth. Uhhh, think "parking garage" and "Do Not Back Up".

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 09, 2010 05:47 PM (9Lm5R)

28 Mel sounds really fucked up.

Posted by: Robert Downey, Jr at July 09, 2010 05:47 PM (Vol3D)

29 Hey Mortis.  How's Liz and Bean?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta)

 

They're doing awesome. Liz should be painting the Bean's new room as we speak!

Posted by: Mortis at July 09, 2010 05:47 PM (8Cbs8)

30 I don't think Mel was sober. Sounded to me like he had a cocaine runny nose. Not that I would really know what that was.

Posted by: robtr at July 09, 2010 05:47 PM (fwSHf)

31 If the court rules in his favor, then the war on terror is essentially lost in Europe since any terrorist there will be perpetually beyond the US's reach. No, in that case instead of extraditing them we'll kill them.

Posted by: Comrade Arthur at July 09, 2010 05:48 PM (a9o5m)

32 I told you Martin Riggs was really crazy.

Posted by: Dan Glover at July 09, 2010 05:48 PM (aOKEC)

33

Notice as bad as Gibson's racial rant was his ex didn't call him out on it one time during the conversation ?


Opportunistic whore, all the way
.

 

Or, she thought he would kick her ass . . .

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 09, 2010 05:48 PM (zgZzy)

34 I think Mel may have a substance abuse problem.

Posted by: Lindsey Lohan at July 09, 2010 05:48 PM (Vol3D)

35

They're doing awesome. Liz should be painting the Bean's new room as we speak!

Posted by: Mortis at July 09, 2010 09:47 PM (8Cbs

and you aren't helping out because.......?

Posted by: GGE, Hall of Fame Moron at July 09, 2010 05:48 PM (QY8Ui)

36 Freedom....

Posted by: Ballo at July 09, 2010 05:49 PM (7aNei)

37

Hey! He ain't fucking us!

 

Posted by: Horses at July 09, 2010 05:49 PM (AMYl0)

38 I'm kind of at work at the moment, so I will be posting as I can!

Posted by: Mortis at July 09, 2010 05:49 PM (8Cbs8)

39

18 "I am William Wallace. And I see a whole army of my countrymen,
here in defiance of tyranny! You have come to fight as free men. And
free man you are! What will you do without freedom? Will you fight?"
"Two thousand against ten?" - the veteran shouted. "No! We will
run - and live!"
"Yes!" Wallace shouted back. "Fight and you may die. Run and you
will live at least awhile. And dying in your bed many years from now,
would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for
one chance, just one cahnce, to come back here as young men and tell
our enemies that they may take our lives but they will never take
our freedom!"

. . . But you will blow me first!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 09, 2010 05:49 PM (zgZzy)

40 Has anybody had Mel checked for a brain tumor? There's something not right there...it's not ideology, its some kind of illness.

Posted by: torabora at July 09, 2010 05:49 PM (H7kGc)

41

and you aren't helping out because.......?

Posted by: GGE, Hall of Fame Moron

 

I'm at work til 6AM.

Posted by: Mortis at July 09, 2010 05:50 PM (8Cbs8)

42
The new exercise craze that's sweeping the nation?



Strut Dat Azz


Posted by: Blazer at July 09, 2010 05:50 PM (t72+4)

43 An actor who is a bigoted, self-absorbed dick.  Who'da thought.

Posted by: huerfano at July 09, 2010 05:50 PM (rqC5o)

44 I'm kind of at work at the moment, so I will be posting as I can!

Posted by: Mortis at July 09, 2010 09:49 PM (8Cbs

Yeah, that's a good one...can I borrow that one?

Posted by: GGE, Hall of Fame Moron at July 09, 2010 05:50 PM (QY8Ui)

45 And to think I once looked up to Mel as one of the sane people in Hollyweird...

He still IS one of the sane people in Hollyweird.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at July 09, 2010 05:50 PM (tgYV0)

46 17  I don't think he's actually trying to be an asshole; it seems to come so naturally to him.
Just think what a prick he could be if he put a little effort into it...

Posted by: antisocialist at July 09, 2010 05:50 PM (Rwudm)

47 Can we call this thread "self-centered"?

Posted by: Don Carne at July 09, 2010 05:51 PM (wSNS7)

48 If the court rules in his favor, then the war on terror is essentially lost in Europe since any terrorist there will be perpetually beyond the US's reach. *ahem*

Posted by: A very busy Delta Force in Pres. Palin's first term at July 09, 2010 05:51 PM (9Lm5R)

49 Picking at you Mortis...seriously, congrats on the new arrival.

Posted by: GGE, Hall of Fame Moron at July 09, 2010 05:51 PM (QY8Ui)

50 goddamnit

Posted by: Don Carne at July 09, 2010 05:51 PM (wSNS7)

51

Well, if ya gotta go, there are worse ways, I suppose.

Agreed.

I'd like to go with a little dignity, though.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at July 09, 2010 05:51 PM (nJ+P3)

52

If I were liberal, I would excuse his behavior by saying we don't understand his Australian culture.

Posted by: gator at July 09, 2010 05:52 PM (aOKEC)

53 40 Has anybody had Mel checked for a brain tumor? There's something not right there...it's not ideology, its some kind of illness.

It's not a tuuuu-maaaahhh!!!

Posted by: The Governator at July 09, 2010 05:53 PM (tgYV0)

54 So in Hollywood, if you're a bigoted anti-Semite with a drinking problem, you get dropped faster than a hot rock.

But if you're a pedophile who raped a girl and fled to France to avoid jail time, you get all the defense in the world.

Something seems off here.

Posted by: wherestherum at July 09, 2010 05:53 PM (gofDd)

55 30 I don't think Mel was sober. Sounded to me like he had a cocaine runny nose. Not that I would really know what that was.
Posted by: robtr at July 09, 2010 09:47 PM (fwSHf)

Could be. Either he's sober or he's one of those alcoholics who can be drunk and still sound normal except what they say makes no sense and they get super emotional over nothing.

Posted by: Mætenloch at July 09, 2010 05:53 PM (f5vi+)

56 An actor who is a bigoted, self-absorbed dick.  Who'da thought.

MATT DAMON!

Posted by: Matt Damon at July 09, 2010 05:54 PM (M9BNu)

57 Picking at you Mortis...seriously, congrats on the new arrival.

Posted by: GGE, Hall of Fame Moron

 

Thanks! I'm wicked psyched!

Posted by: Mortis at July 09, 2010 05:54 PM (8Cbs8)

58 Freedom.... Brave Heart.

Posted by: Ballo at July 09, 2010 05:54 PM (7aNei)

59 I suppose Newsweek can always print toilet paper.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at July 09, 2010 05:54 PM (nJ+P3)

60

Notice as bad as Gibson's racial rant was his ex didn't call him out on it one time during the conversation ?


Opportunistic whore, all the way
.

 

Or, she thought he would kick her ass . . .

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 09, 2010 09:48 PM (zgZzy)





Hard to kick someones ass over the phone If Natalya cum-dumpster here was concerned about racial harmony she would have confronted Mad MaKKKs when he initially said it.

She's just using this for divorce-fodder.

Posted by: Blazer at July 09, 2010 05:55 PM (t72+4)

61 'Pack of crackers' doesn't really have the same punch, does it?

Posted by: gator at July 09, 2010 05:55 PM (aOKEC)

62 Freedom.... Brave Heart.

Posted by: Ballo at July 09, 2010 09:54 PM (7aNei)

Yeah...none of us got that...

Posted by: GGE, Hall of Fame Moron at July 09, 2010 05:55 PM (QY8Ui)

63

I'd like to go with a little dignity, though.

Yeah, as in gettin' it with someone else instead of all by your lonesome?

Might be a little tough for your partner, but still...

 

Posted by: Land of Leakin at July 09, 2010 05:55 PM (AMYl0)

64 Either he's sober or he's one of those alcoholics who can be drunk and still sound normal except what they say makes no sense and they get super emotional over nothing.

As soon as I'm back on my feet I'm hiring Mel to fill in for me here.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at July 09, 2010 05:56 PM (tgYV0)

65 And I just figure any guy who wears baseball caps to non-sporting events is balding and ashamed of it.

Bite me, Hairboy. 

You try dragging a bald head out into the sun for a few hours and see if you like trying to put your head down on your pillow or putting it under the shower after a good dose of nuclear radiation...

Bald, better looking than when I had hair, and fucking proud of it.

Posted by: FORGER - Racist Czar at July 09, 2010 05:56 PM (E5Pqe)

66 Uh I have heard tell of people here getting banned randomly for system errors. Did i say something that i didnt know of that would have gotten me banned? Seriously I am at a loss. That is unless Ace loves Lebron fucking James.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at July 09, 2010 05:56 PM (V/EYZ)

67

Might be a little tough for your partner, but still...

It would make me finish sooner.

Posted by: Dahmer at July 09, 2010 05:56 PM (aOKEC)

68 Mortis! Isn't Liz due soon?

Posted by: wherestherum at July 09, 2010 05:56 PM (gofDd)

69 She's just using this for divorce-fodder.

Posted by: Blazer at July 09, 2010 09:55 PM (t72+4)

Yeah I chuckled when the asshole told her to stay in the house even though he wasn't giving it too her and he would take care of his kid.

After a judge heres that tape he doesn't know how well his kid is going to be taken care of.

Posted by: robtr at July 09, 2010 05:57 PM (fwSHf)

Posted by: HeatherRadish at July 09, 2010 05:57 PM (M9BNu)

71 Wait...did I miss it already?

Posted by: wherestherum at July 09, 2010 05:57 PM (gofDd)

72 The 'intellectual elite' at NewSpeak should congratulate themselves.  Rather than be paid they'd rather enjoy funemployment.  Lets see how long they last on the food line.

Posted by: GarandFan at July 09, 2010 05:58 PM (6mwMs)

73 Mortis! Isn't Liz due soon?

Posted by: wherestherum

 

August 23rd

Posted by: Mortis at July 09, 2010 05:58 PM (8Cbs8)

74

It would make me finish sooner.

And then you could have dinner.

 

Posted by: Land of Leakin at July 09, 2010 05:59 PM (AMYl0)

75 I love freedom. Let me live free.

Posted by: Mel at July 09, 2010 05:59 PM (7aNei)

76 Posted by: Toby The Beagle at July 09, 2010 09:44 PM (Vol3D) Okay, I gotta tell you guys this story. Went up north to visit the family over the Jul 4 holiday. Lots of fun, me and my brother ganged up on the kids in the pool all weekend. Anyway, my SiL was showing off photos of my youngest nephews' birthday party a couple of months ago. For some strange reason, she pulled out the peanut butter and smeared it on the kids' faces for my nephews' two Rat Terriers to lick off.....complete with photos. Now, I'm absolutely certain that this was the kids' idea. The SiL's a neat freak. But the whole time she was showing off the photos, I was thinking Toby.....Toby......Toby......Toby.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 09, 2010 05:59 PM (9Lm5R)

77

August 23rd

Posted by: Mortis at July 09, 2010 09:58 PM (8Cbs

So exciting! Give her a big hug for me and tell her I say hi.

Posted by: wherestherum at July 09, 2010 05:59 PM (gofDd)

78 Easy on the baseball cap criticism.  I wear one anytime I go outside die to history of skin cancer in family, so I maybe an uncooth fashion dweeb, but I would rather live.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at July 09, 2010 05:59 PM (JSghx)

79

So in Hollywood, if you're a bigoted anti-Semite with a drinking problem, you get dropped faster than a hot rock.

But if you're a pedophile who raped a girl and fled to France to avoid jail time, you get all the defense in the world.

Something seems off here.

Hollywood.  Business as usual.  It makes sense that politicians and celebrities love each other.  Peas in a pod.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at July 09, 2010 05:59 PM (nJ+P3)

80 Okay so now we know why he made The Passion of The Christ, penance. I wouldn't count on him not being drunk there. Alcoholics usually don't limit themselves to only drinking during certain times. And there is no truth in wine or booze, just a drunk either sloppy or angry. I'll give you 1 guess as to which Mel is.

Posted by: Rocks at July 09, 2010 06:00 PM (UYace)

81 Posted by: Mel at July 09, 2010 09:59 PM (7aNei)

Raykon, you're as boring as ever.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at July 09, 2010 06:00 PM (tgYV0)

82

So exciting! Give her a big hug for me and tell her I say hi.

Posted by: wherestherum

 

Will do!

Posted by: Mortis at July 09, 2010 06:00 PM (8Cbs8)

83

She's just using this for divorce-fodder.

She may very well be, but the po-po are already investigating an accusation of physical abuse, so . . .

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 09, 2010 06:00 PM (zgZzy)

84

Heavy snows are a result of global warming. It's a scientific consensus.

 

Posted by: AlGore's kool-aid brigade at July 09, 2010 06:01 PM (AMYl0)

85


August 23rd

Posted by: Mortis at July 09, 2010 09:58 PM (8Cbs




I expect to open my mail box on that date or shortly after and find it stocked with Cee-Gars

Posted by: Blazer at July 09, 2010 06:01 PM (t72+4)

86 The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants, but you will blow me first.

Posted by: Thomas Jefferson at July 09, 2010 06:02 PM (x7Ao8)

87 Re the guy fashion article, I don't mind guys who wear flip flops as long as the occasion is appropriate. What's with the flip flop hate?

Posted by: wherestherum at July 09, 2010 06:02 PM (gofDd)

88 Almost every guy down here seems to wear baseball caps.  Don't know if it's a fashion thing or if it's because it's just so Goddamned hot most of the time.  I wouldn't know because I ignore fashion and try to avoid going outside.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at July 09, 2010 06:02 PM (tgYV0)

89 Well lads and ladies, busy day tomorrow.  Gotta go.

Can't wait for Monday!!!

Later roonz and roonettez!

Posted by: GGE, Hall of Fame Moron at July 09, 2010 06:02 PM (QY8Ui)

90 Uh I have heard tell of people here getting banned randomly for system errors. Did i say something that i didnt know of that would have gotten me banned? Seriously I am at a loss. That is unless Ace loves Lebron fucking James.

Did you sockpuppet a troll?  I once accidentally got banned through that.

Posted by: AD at July 09, 2010 06:02 PM (3/p/z)

91 "A Home Office pathologist told the inquest in Gloucester that Miss Paginton died from a sudden heart arrhythmia, probably brought on by her state of arousal."

Reminds me of seriously overweight John Popper of Blues Traveler telling the story on VH1's Behind the Music about how one night he was jerking off and he started to have chest pains. He stopped jerking off and the pains stopped. He started jerking off again and the pains resumed. He couldn't decide what to do.

Posted by: davidt at July 09, 2010 06:02 PM (HtIec)

92

Mel Gibson in.....



The Passion of the KKKrist

Posted by: Blazer at July 09, 2010 06:02 PM (t72+4)

93 I expect to open my mail box on that date or shortly after and find it stocked with Cee-Gars

Make mine chocolate.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at July 09, 2010 06:02 PM (M9BNu)

94 Anybody catch the MSN home page with "What would Reagan do"? More liberal bullshit.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at July 09, 2010 06:02 PM (rurh0)

95 Easy on the baseball cap criticism.  I wear one anytime I go outside die to history of skin cancer in family, so I maybe an uncooth fashion dweeb, but I would rather live.
Posted by: Guy Fawkes

A kindred spirit.  No history of Skin Cancer, but a few other flavors have popped up, and I don't wanna push my luck.

That and the whole sun-burned noggin hurts like hell thing...

Posted by: FORGER - Racist Czar at July 09, 2010 06:03 PM (E5Pqe)

96 Mel's built up a lot of goodwill over the years and I always figured his main problem was alcohol. But here he seems sober and way too comfortable with racial slurs and threats so maybe he's just an asshole yeah- while he was cursing Jews it was tolerable, the goodwill and all.... BUT TO USE THE *N* WORD OH MY GOD

Posted by: ploome at July 09, 2010 06:03 PM (97Kh9)

97 Gibson isn't an asshole, he is an actor. They are all narcissistic, self-involved megalomaniacs who have never had an original thought in their lives. They are really good at doing what they are told, but can't have adult emotions, because they never grew up.

Posted by: NJConservative at July 09, 2010 06:03 PM (LH6ir)

98 Brave Heart. Mel rules...

Posted by: Mel at July 09, 2010 06:03 PM (7aNei)

99

So, I've been saving this for the ONT since lunchtime.

Made the mistake of stepping into Chick fil A on a "dress in a cow costume and get free food day" so the place was crawling with yuppie spawn.

While I ate my luch (the spicy chicken is pretty good) I saw something I found rather disturbing. A girl, perhaps 9 or 10 at the most is not wearing a cow costume but rather a t-shirt that says "my taco sparkles". http://tinyurl.com/yfbem4z

OK, so it's an edgy promo for a resturant and a funny play on words but she is a child. I don't consider myself a prude but I'd never let my daughter wear that at such a young age.

Posted by: Scott J. at July 09, 2010 06:03 PM (g3bpn)

100 #82  Remember that Mel Gibson is Catholic and made "The Passion of the Christ".

A religious person being a hypocrite?  That's folly gold in Hollyweird.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 09, 2010 06:03 PM (c0A3e)

101 I expect to open my mail box on that date or shortly after and find it stocked with Cee-Gars

Posted by: Blazer

Make mine chocolate.

Posted by: HeatherRadish

 

You peeps better find me on Facebook or sumthin to get me your address or you ain't getting jack!

Posted by: Mortis at July 09, 2010 06:04 PM (8Cbs8)

102 81 Easy on the baseball cap criticism.  I wear one anytime I go outside die to history of skin cancer in family, so I maybe an uncooth fashion dweeb, but I would rather live.
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at July 09, 2010 09:59 PM (JSghx)

Okay fair enough. But I'm mostly thinking of my brother-in-law and various friends who wear baseball caps 24/7 inside and out so no one will know that they're losing their hair.

But everyone knows and nobody cares.

Posted by: Mætenloch at July 09, 2010 06:04 PM (f5vi+)

103 When in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.  But you will blow me first.

Posted by: Thomas Jefferson to George III at July 09, 2010 06:05 PM (3/p/z)

104

Easy on the baseball cap criticism.  I wear one anytime I go outside die to history of skin cancer in family, so I maybe an uncooth fashion dweeb, but I would rather live.

Every state I've ever lived in, most of the guys wear ball caps.  No biggie.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at July 09, 2010 06:05 PM (nJ+P3)

105 Can we put the guy with malmute eyes on the fashions women hate list. To think Iran bans western style haircuts is outragous, well maybe the mullet should make their list.

Posted by: sonnyspats at July 09, 2010 06:05 PM (2DxKT)

106 Just got off Skype with our kid in Okinawa!  God, he looks ten years older.  They're doing all sorts war games with the Japanese re N. Korea.  Said they had the games scheduled for a certain time with the army, and the army showed up two hours late.  Games done.

He may get to come home around Christmas.  Wants us to come to Okinawa.  Oh, I hope we can.  Unfortunately, coming home around Christmas means he may be deployed in January to the sand pit.

I'm a tad high on martinis.  In case you noticed from the earlier thread.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 09, 2010 06:05 PM (UOM48)

107

81, I wear a hat so I don't burn to crisp but I look like a goober and baseball caps only make it worse.

So I wear a boonie hat. Probably doesn't help quell the goober look to the rest of the world but it does for me.

Posted by: Scott J. at July 09, 2010 06:06 PM (g3bpn)

108

Remember that Mel Gibson is Catholic and made "The Passion of the Christ".

A religious person being a hypocrite?  That's folly gold in Hollyweird.

Yeah, that's the first thing I thought of.  Don't do us any more favors, Mel.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at July 09, 2010 06:07 PM (nJ+P3)

109
Remember that Mel Gibson is Catholic and made "The Passion of the Christ".


A religious person being a hypocrite?  That's folly gold in Hollyweird.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 09, 2010 10:03 PM (c0A3e)




Let us also not forget that Mel's Daddy is a renowned Joo hater and Nazi sympathizer.  It comes shining through all of a sudden. Evidently the Hitler youth knife doesn't fall far from the tree.

Posted by: Blazer at July 09, 2010 06:07 PM (t72+4)

110 A kindred spirit. No history of Skin Cancer, but a few other flavors have popped up, and I don't wanna push my luck. That and the whole sun-burned noggin hurts like hell thing... I'm suffering from that right now. I need a haircut badly, and after this Jul 4 sunburn, I have to wait another week or so to heal up. I have bad memories of my first day in basic training, my noggin was sunburnt when they roughly zipped my hair off. The clippers hurt like hell when they smack your melon with 'em.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 09, 2010 06:07 PM (9Lm5R)

111 But I'm mostly thinking of my brother-in-law and various friends who wear baseball caps 24/7 inside and out so no one will know that they're losing their hair.

That's different.  And pathetic.

Posted by: FORGER - Racist Czar at July 09, 2010 06:07 PM (E5Pqe)

112 Let me be clear, I hate crackers, and uh....as much as I hate every iota of uhhh...crackers.....I find it necessary to advocate the death of my own brace-faced cracker baby because....as I see it.....she has ....an....iota.......of.....cracker......blood.
Okay, let me be clear: I'm fucked.

Posted by: Barack Shabbaz Obama at July 09, 2010 06:07 PM (UC8vY)

113 I think that Mel is a big time drinker, he should probably stop.

Posted by: Lindsey Lohan at July 09, 2010 06:07 PM (JSghx)

114 91 Almost every guy down here seems to wear baseball caps.  Don't know if it's a fashion thing or if it's because it's just so Goddamned hot most of the time.  I wouldn't know because I ignore fashion and try to avoid going outside.

My stepfather's one guy that always wears a cap outside and most of the time inside.  He's had that habit for as long as I've known him.  Claims he's "naked" without his omnipresent hat.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 09, 2010 06:07 PM (c0A3e)

115 Has anyone heard from PGiS, I haven't seen her around since she said she had a doctors appointment?

Posted by: robtr at July 09, 2010 06:08 PM (fwSHf)

116 Is it for sure Mel? I saw that they said he "sounded like the actor". Now it could very well be hima nd he's a nut job, but in this media culture I'm inclined to make sure.

Posted by: 48%er at July 09, 2010 06:08 PM (OThQg)

117 So why is the morality of a Hollywood star is bringing moralistic shock? Again with the double standard? Think of all the bigoted things Rosie O'Donnell has said. Courtney Love? Examples ad nauseam...... The real sin is he has espoused conservative values and must be exposed as a hypocrite thus proving everyone espousing the same values are also flawed. All he needs to do is start promoting gay rights, attacking republicans and talking up Chavez and all will be forgiven. Oh yea, Gibson is a jerk who is out of control.

Posted by: Locus Ceruleus at July 09, 2010 06:08 PM (tzcjs)

118

110

Jane,

Good luck and best wishes for your son.  My parent keep dropping hints that they'd be more than willing to come visit me if I'm stationed in Hawaii or Germany...

Posted by: Alex at July 09, 2010 06:08 PM (K9+WM)

119 A girl, perhaps 9 or 10 at the most is not wearing a cow costume but rather a t-shirt that says "my taco sparkles".

There might not be grass on the field, but at least we never get rained out!

Posted by: Roman Polanski, Woodrow Allen, and Scott Ritter at July 09, 2010 06:08 PM (w9BEi)

120 William Wallace

Posted by: Mel at July 09, 2010 06:09 PM (7aNei)

121

Re: Mel, I never have seen a guy so eager to destroy a fruitful career.  He will be lucky to get a job mopping up Paul Reuben's in home porn theater.

Color me dissappointed.  I think this guy is headed down the tracks, so well traveled by Lindsey Lohan, Anna Nicole Smith, Britany Spears and a some other Hollywood types.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at July 09, 2010 06:09 PM (rurh0)

122 Hell, if Mel hadn't made The Passion of the Christ, he would be getting a pass and all of this would be chalked up to drugs and/or alcohol.

Now, how would it change if she had peanut butter in her snooch and he was having an allergic reaction to it?

Posted by: MrCaniac at July 09, 2010 06:09 PM (Vol3D)

123

I'd like to go with a little dignity, though.

Yeah, as in gettin' it with someone else instead of all by your lonesome?

Might be a little tough for your partner, but still...

 

Integrity demands I not tell you how she died.  So, ya, I am that good!

Posted by: Will Folks at July 09, 2010 06:09 PM (2AwFA)

124 #113  Let us also not forget that Mel's Daddy is a renowned Joo hater and Nazi sympathizer.  It comes shining through all of a sudden. Evidently the Hitler youth knife doesn't fall far from the tree.

Damn, I had forgotten about that.  Thanks for the reminder, Blazer.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 09, 2010 06:09 PM (c0A3e)

125

115 A kindred spirit. No history of Skin Cancer, but a few other flavors have popped up, and I don't wanna push my luck.

That and the whole sun-burned noggin hurts like hell thing...

 

That's me.  Skin cancer surgery in November.  My beach days are over and I have to wear a hat outside - even in winter - forever.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 09, 2010 06:10 PM (zgZzy)

126

I'm a little thin on top, so a cap is necessary if I'm in the sun for very long. My extremely fair-skinned noggin burns to a blister if I don't.

 

Posted by: Land of Leakin at July 09, 2010 06:10 PM (AMYl0)

127 While I ate my luch (the spicy chicken is pretty good) I saw something I found rather disturbing. A girl, perhaps 9 or 10 at the most is not wearing a cow costume but rather a t-shirt that says "my taco sparkles". http://tinyurl.com/yfbem4z

Her parents should be beaten unconscious with the legs of the table they're eating on and then Chuy's, whatever the fuck that is, should be burned to the ground.  But first, they will blow me.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at July 09, 2010 06:10 PM (tgYV0)

128 If he didn't do that and spouted all the standard moonbat talking points they would be defending him up and down.

Last I checked Mel wasn't trying to win an election. To the gallows!

Posted by: B. J. Clinton, Soul Man at July 09, 2010 06:10 PM (w9BEi)

129 Let Freedom Ring...

Posted by: Mel at July 09, 2010 06:11 PM (7aNei)

130 Big Woo. Why would anyone be surprised at this Mel stuff. He screwed over a wife of twentysomething years, WHO HAD BORN HIM 7, COUNT EM, 7, CHILDREN. And it turns out he's a jackass. I'd like to see him go through seven pregnancies and births. Then he throws her over for some golddigging, younger, piece of trash. Sometimes assholes end up with each other. I hope the two of them cannibalize each other in their assholedness. I just hope that there was a good prenup, so that the low-rent strumpet doesn't get the windfall she's hoping for. And we all know that those standardless people in the LA entertainment mileau, won't be the least bit put off by old, Oksana's money-grubbing whore behavior.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 09, 2010 06:11 PM (qA8cF)

131 Abu Hamza al-Masri is wanted in the US on terrorism charges, but he's currently in a British prison on other charges. The British want to extradite him to the US but he's fighting it and has taken his case to the EU court. He claims that the conditions in US prisons would violate his human rights. If the court rules in his favor, then the war on terror is essentially lost in Europe since any terrorist there will be perpetually beyond the US's reach.

It's unfortunate Hooky hasn't been shived in prison (Hooky lost his hand in a "work accident" in Afghanistan, in case somebody didn't know).

  Anybody wanna guess as to how the EU court will rule? 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 09, 2010 06:12 PM (c0A3e)

132 We know it's a long flight to Okinawa.  We've done quite a bit of traveling.  It was interesting because he wants us to come and let him show us around.  He looked amazing, but looks ten years older.  Which isn't bad, because he's baby-faced.

Says the war games re N. Korea are ramped up.  But per my late dad and all the vets I know, they've always been ramped up.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 09, 2010 06:12 PM (UOM48)

133 Baseball hats are for baseball players. I only ever wear one when it's raining to keep my glasses dry. And they don't do crap about shielding you from sunlight except at noon maybe. The worst ones are the guys who wear them all the time, turned around like it's a sporty yamaka or something.

Posted by: Rocks at July 09, 2010 06:12 PM (UYace)

134 "...way too comfortable with racial slurs and threats so maybe he's just an asshole."

Well, I'm very comfortable with racial slurs and threats, and yes, I'm an asshole.  Big whoop.  Wanna fight about it, pussy?

Posted by: En Werd at July 09, 2010 06:13 PM (8b5DY)

135

i will still watch mad max every time it's on tv.

mr. pink my blackberries get banned from time to time probably something to do with constantly changing ip's. i'm sure ace still loves you.

Posted by: evil libertarian at July 09, 2010 06:13 PM (j7k0g)

136 Posted by: nerdygirl at July 09, 2010 10:11 PM (qA8cF)

They aren't married.

Posted by: Rocks at July 09, 2010 06:13 PM (UYace)

137

That's me.  Skin cancer surgery in November.  My beach days are over and I have to wear a hat outside - even in winter - forever.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp

Good luck with that, Wyatt.  I trust they caught it early??

Posted by: FORGER - Racist Czar at July 09, 2010 06:13 PM (E5Pqe)

138 I wear one anytime I go outside die to history of skin cancer in family, so I maybe an uncooth fashion dweeb, but I would rather live.

Likewise...but I'm not a guy so it makes me look cute.

Caps can be conversation starters, too.  I had no idea there were so many ex-cheeseheads in New York until I started wearing the Brewers hat everywhere.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at July 09, 2010 06:14 PM (M9BNu)

139 Well... Mel is officially a douchebag.
Not just the N word.. but saying she would DESERVE it?

Ugh.  How far can one person fall? 


Posted by: Timbo at July 09, 2010 06:14 PM (ph9vn)

140 LOL @ Mel not realizing she had implants.

Posted by: Blackford Oakes at July 09, 2010 06:15 PM (w9BEi)

141
#113  Let us also not forget that Mel's Daddy is a renowned Joo hater and Nazi sympathizer.  It comes shining through all of a sudden. Evidently the Hitler youth knife doesn't fall far from the tree.

Damn, I had forgotten about that.  Thanks for the reminder, Blazer.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 09, 2010 10:09 PM (c0A3e)





Thats not to totally shit all over Mel mind you. His Passion of the Christ imo is one of the best religous movies ever made and he had to do it with independent dollars at that because Hollywood still loves bastardized crap like The Last Temptation of Christ.

Still, he a douchebag.

Posted by: Blazer at July 09, 2010 06:15 PM (t72+4)

142 FREEDOMmmm...

remember

BRAVE HEART

Posted by: Mel at July 09, 2010 06:15 PM (7aNei)

143 Oh, and I've been drunk more than a few times, and umm, never uttered an anti-semitic remark. All of that, "I was drunk so that filth I uttered doesn't matter", crap doesn't hold water. The man is an idiot, and he can't be cured of his idiotness, until he faces reality.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 09, 2010 06:15 PM (qA8cF)

144 Baseball caps are designed to shield the baseball player's eyes from the sun or the bright lights of the venue. It also works for non-baseball players.

Posted by: davidt at July 09, 2010 06:16 PM (HtIec)

145

i'm sure ace still loves you.

That reminds me. Payday is Thursday. *note to self, send ace a little doe, er wait...dough*

 

Posted by: Land of Leakin at July 09, 2010 06:16 PM (AMYl0)

146 I just wore my UCLA cap when I walked my dogs. Helps keep the sun from making the top of my head hot.

Posted by: wherestherum at July 09, 2010 06:16 PM (gofDd)

147 Likewise...but I'm not a guy so it makes me look cute.

OH BABY!!  Nuthin's cuter than a girl in a cap with her pony tail pulled thru the back....

hubbahubba..

Posted by: FORGER - Racist Czar at July 09, 2010 06:16 PM (E5Pqe)

148 137 Baseball hats are for baseball players. I only ever wear one when it's raining to keep my glasses dry. And they don't do crap about shielding you from sunlight except at noon maybe. The worst ones are the guys who wear them all the time, turned around like it's a sporty yamaka or something.

Or have the hats turned sideways.

/Looking like a fool with them pants on the ground!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 09, 2010 06:16 PM (c0A3e)

149 Once my hair started to go, I just shaved it rather than go for the comb over, which surprises me didn't make the list, but maybe that doesnt count as fashion.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at July 09, 2010 06:17 PM (JSghx)

150

His Passion of the Christ imo is one of the best religous movies ever made

Indeed. And at the risk of making this a religious thread: IMO, Satan attacks the hardest those who do the most good for Christ. Might be some of what we're seeing with Mel.

Posted by: Scott J. at July 09, 2010 06:17 PM (g3bpn)

151
Mel Gibson in.....




Mad MaKKKs 3: Beyond Darkie Dome

Posted by: Blazer at July 09, 2010 06:18 PM (t72+4)

152 Drunk or not, Mel was right about one thing -- Oksana McJelly-Tits does look like a Las Vegas whore.

Posted by: Phinn at July 09, 2010 06:18 PM (GiUTT)

153  Chet Atkins was a guitar God. Loved his album with Mark Knopfler

Posted by: Frank G at July 09, 2010 06:18 PM (4X0aT)

154 I wear one anytime I go outside die to history of skin cancer in family, so I maybe an uncooth fashion dweeb, but I would rather live.

I'll wear a cap when I'm outside for extended periods of time.

My favorite cap is one I ordered from Newsmax.  The Winston C. Churchill missile cruiser

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 09, 2010 06:19 PM (c0A3e)

155

How silly of me. What would ace possibly want with a little doe?

Oh, wait...

 

Posted by: Land of Leakin at July 09, 2010 06:19 PM (AMYl0)

156 I would love to hear that rant from Baldwin cussing out his young daughter compared with this. Has not seemed to hurt Alec at all.

Posted by: Locus Ceruleus at July 09, 2010 06:19 PM (tzcjs)

157 My husband's cousin's wife is dying after fighting melanoma for many years.  She's young, a Ph.D (so is he) they live in the People's Republic of Mass. and are staunch liberals.  They have teen-aged twin sons.

Her melanoma spread to her lungs a few years ago, and she had every single treatment and surgery known to man, thanks to D'oh's cousin sitting on the board of the foundation.

They e-mailed last night the tumors have returned, and have accepted she's dying.

I'm heartsick for her, their sons, and our cousin.  However, she's outlived everyone who's had her condition.  And unfortunately for the rest of us, she and cousin voted for The One and his health care czar. 

God bless a sweet woman and her family, and God help us all.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 09, 2010 06:20 PM (UOM48)

158

Has not seemed to hurt Alec at all.

Breast implants are for sellers, Sugar Tits.

Posted by: gator at July 09, 2010 06:20 PM (aOKEC)

159 120 Has anyone heard from PGiS, I haven't seen her around since she said she had a doctors appointment?

Yeah, me neither.  Hope they figured out what's wrong with her.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 09, 2010 06:21 PM (c0A3e)

160 156

His Passion of the Christ imo is one of the best religous movies ever made

Indeed. And at the risk of making this a religious thread: IMO, Satan attacks the hardest those who do the most good for Christ. Might be some of what we're seeing with Mel.

Posted by: Scott J. at July 09, 2010 10:17 PM (g3bpn)


Agreed.    His life sure did fall apart after that awesome movie.

Posted by: Timbo at July 09, 2010 06:22 PM (ph9vn)

161 Sorry to be contrarian. But I did not like the Passion of the Christ. It seemed a hyperbole. The greatest moment in all of history seemed to Mad Max to me. Braveheart was better.

Posted by: Locus Ceruleus at July 09, 2010 06:22 PM (tzcjs)

162 Chet Atkins was a guitar God. Loved his album with Mark Knopfler Humble, too. A true gentleman. When asked about how he rated his guitar playing, he replied "a little above below average".

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 09, 2010 06:22 PM (9Lm5R)

163

So I wear a boonie hat. Probably doesn't help quell the goober look to the rest of the world but it does for me.

My husband wears a fedora.  Not like the teenage boys wear, but an "Indiana Jones" hat.  He's bald.  Everybody knows it and he doesn't care.  He wears a hat because the hot is hotter, rain is wetter and flies are more annoying without hair to cushion his head.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at July 09, 2010 06:22 PM (nJ+P3)

164 Once my hair started to go, I just shaved it rather than go for the comb over, which surprises me didn't make the list, but maybe that doesnt count as fashion.
Posted by: Guy Fawkes

I once worked w/ a guy who had his hair parted just over one ear, with three stringy bands of hair over the top..  One summer day, with the bay doors at both ends of the shop open, a strong gust of wind from the coming storm blew thru the shop and caught his comb-over and flipped it. 

The hair hung down to his collar.  He ducked quickly and was trying to fix it "before any body noticed he didn't have any hair."  I walked over to him and told him to ruck up and cut that nasty shit off - Bald's won.


Posted by: FORGER - Racist Czar at July 09, 2010 06:22 PM (E5Pqe)

165 I think I understand why Mel is so angry though. He probably started dating her because she 40, kinda hot and he figured he didn't need to worry about her getting pregnant and hitting him up for child support. So that didn't work out. On top of that her tits are fake. Now I'm not saying he should have hit her or used a racial slur... but I understand.

Posted by: Chris Rock at July 09, 2010 06:22 PM (UYace)

166 Mel is Trout, as ac is trout? Its really controversial.

Posted by: Mel at July 09, 2010 06:22 PM (7aNei)

167

Katya, I still wear a fedora from time to time in cold weather.

Wore one frequently as a teenager trying to be noncomformist.

Posted by: Scott J. at July 09, 2010 06:24 PM (g3bpn)

168 #100 NJConservative. Yup, and isn't there some old saw that politicians are actors without the looks.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 09, 2010 06:24 PM (qA8cF)

169 These days every die is designed on computer and made using CNC. Every minute the US Mint produces 750 new coins.

 Does it still cost $.0106 to make one penny?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 09, 2010 06:24 PM (c0A3e)

170

The one time Mrs. Mallamutt and I about divorced each other was when we decided to paint a room together. Never again. What ever you do, do not paint with your spouse. Ever.

Painting's a cinch.  Try wallpapering.  Or not.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at July 09, 2010 06:26 PM (nJ+P3)

171 Basal cell won't kill you. Squamous could, longshot, Melanoma can/will. I've had basals and 1 squamous cut off me several times. So I usually have a hat on when I'm laying out at the beach.

Posted by: 48%er at July 09, 2010 06:26 PM (OThQg)

172 He wears a hat because the hot is hotter, rain is wetter and flies are more annoying without hair to cushion his head. Posted by: katya, the designated driver

I don't mind being soaked to the bone, just don't let me feel that shit hitting the top of my bald head.

Posted by: FORGER - Racist Czar at July 09, 2010 06:26 PM (E5Pqe)

173

Katya, I still wear a fedora from time to time in cold weather.

Wore one frequently as a teenager trying to be noncomformist.

I like fedoras.  They're snifty.  My 21 year old son owns 3 or 4 of them. 

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at July 09, 2010 06:27 PM (nJ+P3)

174 In regards to Chet Atkins I believe this is a classic recording. One of my favorites.
http://tinyurl.com/yo8h8l

Posted by: Locus Ceruleus at July 09, 2010 06:27 PM (tzcjs)

175 Around here, there's a certain type of guy in his 20's and 30's who wears ball caps because it's just what guys like them do. They also wear  cargo shorts, shades and flip flops and are generally spoiled douchebags who have never had to do real work their entire lives.

Posted by: koopy at July 09, 2010 06:27 PM (awinc)

176 What do you tell an Osakawhore with two black eyes?

Posted by: Blood E kNuckles at July 09, 2010 06:27 PM (8b5DY)

177 Gold is God

Posted by: Mel at July 09, 2010 06:28 PM (7aNei)

178 What do you tell an Osakawhore with two black eyes?
Posted by: Blood E kNuckles

Buy a gun and shoot the motherfucker next time he raises his hand to you.

Posted by: FORGER - Racist Czar at July 09, 2010 06:29 PM (E5Pqe)

179 Mel Gibson starring as Robert Byrd in :



Kleagle Weapon

Posted by: Movie Preview Guy at July 09, 2010 06:29 PM (tSaRw)

180 I'll wager Mel wishes he had deeplohmatik immunity.

Posted by: Arjen Rudd at July 09, 2010 06:29 PM (YAFek)

181

http://tinyurl.com/27vqvde Michelle LaVaughn Obama -You Tube

You thought Barack Hussein Obama was the only one with a middle name problem. If the link doesn't work then click the name.

Posted by: Granny Jan at July 09, 2010 06:30 PM (2g83H)

182 What do you tell an Osakawhore with two black eyes?
Posted by: Blood E kNuckles

Get out, buy a gun and shoot the motherfucker next time he raises his hand to you.

FIFM

Posted by: FORGER - Racist Czar at July 09, 2010 06:30 PM (E5Pqe)

183 #182  I like fedoras.  They're snifty.  My 21 year old son owns 3 or 4 of them.

One should be sufficient, if you keep a good watch on it and be sure to grab it before the trap's door shuts. 

/Shia LaBeouf will get my fedora over my dead body.

Posted by: Indiana Jones at July 09, 2010 06:31 PM (c0A3e)

184 Male fashions women hate: Good god y'all. This was a definite won't F____, decades ago, when I was in college. You mean to tell me that there are still some poor, deluded guys out there who think they can get laid with white socks and Birkenstocks? Hope springs eternal.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 09, 2010 06:31 PM (qA8cF)

185 I am William Wallace. And I see a whole army of my countrymen,
here in defiance of tyranny! You have come to fight as free men

Brave Heart...

Posted by: Mel at July 09, 2010 06:31 PM (7aNei)

186 wow did anyone see the rachel maddow senior picture on huffington post? almost a spitting image minus the pointy chin of the only girl i've ever told to just stop ummm "playing the flute"....because she was just that bad at it, you would figure by 18 years old she would have at least touched the opposite sexes equipment. ugh i just got the chills.

Posted by: evil libertarian at July 09, 2010 06:32 PM (4XNMg)

187 I saw a young guy at a gas station one day wearing a visor sideways and upside down.  It looked like a spout on his head.  The cashier told me when he left she thought if he tilted his head to the left it looked like his brain would pour out.

Posted by: huerfano at July 09, 2010 06:32 PM (rqC5o)

188 Redneck, tea-baggin' bastard and I cannot put the lights on the Christmas tree together, even after 20 years of marriage.

Posted by: Redneck, tea-baggin bitch at July 09, 2010 06:32 PM (G0eZh)

189 Posted by: huerfano at July 09, 2010 10:32 PM (rqC5o)

I think I've seen that in a movie. Malibu's Most Wanted? Am I'm sure in a plethora of (c)rap videos.

Posted by: wherestherum at July 09, 2010 06:34 PM (gofDd)

190

here is the maddow link..it is huffington....

 http://tinyurl.com/299ffph

 

Posted by: evil libertarian at July 09, 2010 06:34 PM (j7k0g)

191 "You mean to tell me that there are still some poor, deluded guys out there who think they can get laid with white socks and Birkenstocks?" Okay, a woman could get away with it if she has a great rack. But that's because a woman can get away with pretty much anything if she has a great rack, men being what they are.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 09, 2010 06:34 PM (qA8cF)

192
Mel Gibson in...........


The Year of Wearing Sheets Dangerously

Posted by: Blazer at July 09, 2010 06:34 PM (t72+4)

193 so what to watch....Batman Begins, The Dark Knight, Sherlock Holmes, Red baron, goodfellas, or tropic thunder???

Posted by: sven10077 at July 09, 2010 06:34 PM (kq1lG)

194 It's PGiS who makes the ONT run hot. She needs to come save it!

Posted by: wherestherum at July 09, 2010 06:35 PM (gofDd)

195

I only have one left, Katya. A Banana Republic fur felt from back in the 80's before they sold out to the Gap.

It shows the mileage. I really ought to have it restored.

Posted by: Scott J. at July 09, 2010 06:35 PM (g3bpn)

196

Mel Gibson makes great movies. I don't give a shit if he's a racist because its not like i'm his friend or brother. I am just someone who enjoys his films. Apocolypto was great.

 

It's not like he drugged a teenage girl, penatrated and sodomized her against her will, fled the country, was given oscar awards in absentia and had petitions signed by every hollywood celebrity on his behalf saying he was a great guy.

Posted by: Ben at July 09, 2010 06:35 PM (DKV43)

197 if you keep a good watch on it and be sure to grab it before the trap's door shuts.

...and back full circle to baseball caps.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at July 09, 2010 06:36 PM (M9BNu)

198 Freeeddddoooommmmmm.

Posted by: Mel at July 09, 2010 06:36 PM (7aNei)

199 205 so what to watch....Batman Begins, The Dark Knight, Sherlock Holmes, Red baron, goodfellas, or tropic thunder???

Tropic Thunder

Posted by: koopy at July 09, 2010 06:37 PM (awinc)

200 205 so what to watch....Batman Begins, The Dark Knight, Sherlock Holmes, Red baron, goodfellas, or tropic thunder???

How about Threads? 

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at July 09, 2010 06:37 PM (tgYV0)

201 "....because she was just that bad at it

Posted by: evil libertarian at July 09, 2010 10:32 PM (4XNMg)


That's why she became a lesbian.

Posted by: Chris Rock at July 09, 2010 06:37 PM (UYace)

202 #194  You mean to tell me that there are still some poor, deluded guys out there who think they can get laid with white socks and Birkenstocks? Hope springs eternal.

The one post-doc I worked with as an undergrad wore the Birkenstocks with the socks (first time I've seen that particular combination IIRC) and he seemed to do fine with that combination.

I don't wear flip-flops because of my pale complexion and my feet are just downright ugly.  I remember getting sunburned feet once when I went to Ocean City MD with my family many, many moons ago because I was out fishing in the bay too long.

Posted by: Indiana Jones at July 09, 2010 06:38 PM (c0A3e)

203


Mel Gibson and Goldie Hahn in....



Turd On A Wire

Posted by: Blazer at July 09, 2010 06:38 PM (t72+4)

204 here is the maddow link..it is huffington....

Wow, she actually looks like a female.

Posted by: koopy at July 09, 2010 06:38 PM (awinc)

205 SE Cupp ripped Mel several new ones on the drive-time a few minutes ago.  I love that gal!  Listening to the tapes of him with Oksana (or whatever that dumb hoor's name is), there is no hell deep enough to hold his sorry ass.

As for Holder, federal law precludes me from sharing how I really feel.

Posted by: Peaches at July 09, 2010 06:38 PM (fwW9R)

206 so what to watch....Batman Begins, The Dark Knight, Sherlock Holmes, Red baron, goodfellas, or tropic thunder???

NOT Red Baron. That's an awful movie. Plus Lena Headey isn't nekkid in it.

Posted by: Waterhouse at July 09, 2010 06:39 PM (YAFek)

207

212 WUDS,

 

I would but wife and boy get bothered and it isn't on blu-ray....

Posted by: sven10077 at July 09, 2010 06:39 PM (kq1lG)

208 goodfellas, or tropic thunder???

goodfellas is really good. as is tropic thunder, you probably wont get the latter.

Posted by: Mel at July 09, 2010 06:39 PM (7aNei)

209 Mel Gibson... starring in the heartwarming tale of a plucky WV political hopeful who has to join the Klan to get elected...



Byrd on a Wire

Posted by: Movie Preview Guy at July 09, 2010 06:40 PM (tSaRw)

210

 so what to watch....Batman Begins, The Dark Knight, Sherlock Holmes, Red baron, goodfellas, or tropic thunder???

How about Threads? 

That is a depressing movie.

Is Sherlock Holmes any good. I really like Robert Downey Jr.  Wonder Boys was just on tv and that is a great movie. part of it was shot at my highschool and all of it was shot here in Pitt.

 

Posted by: Ben at July 09, 2010 06:40 PM (DKV43)

211

Wow, she actually looks like a female.

Obviously, this was before she picked up the Wil Wheaton Makeover Home Kit.

Posted by: gator at July 09, 2010 06:40 PM (aOKEC)

212 Is a boonie hat one of those made out of fur with the tail in the back?

Posted by: Philip at July 09, 2010 06:40 PM (Zba44)

213 The socks absorb the sweat and oils and stink from your feet instead of having all that soak into the sandals. It's easier to wash socks than sandals.

Posted by: davidt at July 09, 2010 06:40 PM (HtIec)

214 Runningrn, curse you!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 09, 2010 06:41 PM (c0A3e)

215 NOT Red Baron. That's an awful movie.

What was wrong with it?

Posted by: HeatherRadish at July 09, 2010 06:41 PM (M9BNu)

216 IMA GO FULL RETARD!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: koopy at July 09, 2010 06:41 PM (awinc)

217 Goodfellas is overrated, then again I am pretty sick of mob movies and tv shows. That subject has been done.  There was the God Father 1 and 2, everything else was just garbage.

Posted by: Ben at July 09, 2010 06:41 PM (DKV43)

218
Byrd on a Wire

Posted by: Movie Preview Guy at July 09, 2010 10:40 PM (tSaRw)






golf clap, bravo.

Posted by: Blazer at July 09, 2010 06:42 PM (t72+4)

219 here is the maddow link..it is huffington.... You know , if I'd had a few ........

Posted by: Bill D. Cat ( Nobel Prize winner ) at July 09, 2010 06:42 PM (NuAIL)

220

That's why she became a lesbian.

Posted by: Chris Rock

i just tried looking up said chick on facebook...no luck. i'm sure she is bumping fuzz as we speak.

Posted by: evil libertarian at July 09, 2010 06:42 PM (4XNMg)

222 What was wrong with it?

It projected modern sensibilities onto Manfred.

Posted by: Waterhouse at July 09, 2010 06:42 PM (YAFek)

223

Goodfellas has one good line in it, the rest is pretty hackneyed.

 

I am willing to bet everyone can guess the line i am talking about.

Posted by: Ben at July 09, 2010 06:43 PM (DKV43)

224 Do you want me to tell you the punchline a third time, buzzion?

Posted by: andycanuck at July 09, 2010 06:43 PM (7b1Uc)

225 Regarding the British nanny who died from the, ahh, self-pleasuring, I looked, and looked, and couldn't find a link to the site selling said vibrator. Some help please. Mine just seems so inadequate now.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 09, 2010 06:43 PM (qA8cF)

226 By the way why would any guy over 50 with 7 kids NOT get a vasectomy?
I mean it can't be a religious thing if you are committing adultery anyway. Isn't that kind of like worrying about using .38 ammo in a .357 when you are hit man or something?

Posted by: Chris Rock at July 09, 2010 06:43 PM (UYace)

227

here is the maddow link..it is huffington....

Who would ever have thought that Maddow at one time looked hittable?

 

Posted by: Land of Leakin at July 09, 2010 06:43 PM (AMYl0)

228

What was wrong with it?

It insists upon itself. There, I said it.

Posted by: Peter at July 09, 2010 06:43 PM (aOKEC)

229

I am willing to bet everyone can guess the line i am talking about.

Posted by: Ben

 

This is the summer of our discontent?

Posted by: Mortis at July 09, 2010 06:44 PM (8Cbs8)

230 Is Sherlock Holmes any good. I really like Robert Downey Jr.

I liked it. It was entertaining. My expectations were about average and I got a little more than I was expecting. I thought there would be more Rachel McAdams, but there wasn't.

Posted by: wherestherum at July 09, 2010 06:44 PM (gofDd)

231 IMA GO FULL RETARD!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: koopy at July 09, 2010 10:41 PM (awinc)

You'll have a high-profile position with the Soetoro administration in no time, koopy!

Posted by: Peaches at July 09, 2010 06:44 PM (fwW9R)

232 224, no. It's a wide-brimmed military hat: http://tinyurl.com/2878odu

Posted by: Scott J. at July 09, 2010 06:44 PM (g3bpn)

233 That'll do it.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at July 09, 2010 06:44 PM (M9BNu)

234 I am William Wallace. And I see a whole army of my countrymen,
here in defiance of tyranny! You have come to fight as free me

Don't forget that the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.  Mel's old man used to spout this shit, but Mel downplayed it

I was inclined to give Mel a pass in the beginning, but then came the drunken rant.  Even drunk as a lord, you don't spout this crap unless you believe it.  And this new recording exposes Gibson as a nasty, misogynistic, mean spirited old bastard.  Fuck him.  Although I will always love Braveheart

Posted by: Ombudsman at July 09, 2010 06:44 PM (y4B2y)

235 Posted by: nerdygirl at July 09, 2010 10:43 PM (qA8cF)

Pretty sure it's made by Sawzall.

Posted by: Chris Rock at July 09, 2010 06:44 PM (UYace)

236 Wow, she actually looks like a female.

With a muscular neck.

Posted by: Kelly at July 09, 2010 06:45 PM (V7JkK)

237

Batman Begins, but first you will blow me.

/obligatory

Posted by: Cincinnatus at July 09, 2010 06:45 PM (TGmQa)

238

227 heather Radish,

 

I liked the film better than flyboys which decided that they were gonne render as few plane types as possible.....

it was very much a German film that tried desperately to work in an anti-war bent.....von R was definitely aghast at the raw butchery of the conflict late war....the planes were beautifully rendered and the sounds are awesome in dolby 5.1

Posted by: sven10077 at July 09, 2010 06:45 PM (kq1lG)

239 Mel's built up a lot of goodwill over the years and I always figured his main problem was alcohol. But here he seems sober and way too comfortable with racial slurs and threats so maybe he's just an asshole.


Did the previous easy resort to anti-semitic slurs have any impact on that goodwill? Glad you are now willing to acknowledge that "maybe" he's not a great guy. Seems like lots of folks here are anxious as hell to minimize this guys actions just because they thought he was on their team in terms of religion and culture vs. the Hollywood norm. Would things go better for him if he espoused the typical Hollywood liberal beliefs - yes. But that doesn't change what he has done.

He's revealed his hatred, anti-semitism, racism, and bullying personality. He's a nasty, despicable person whether he happens to have a "enemies" in common with me or not.

Posted by: steve_in_hb at July 09, 2010 06:46 PM (xC0vy)

240 You can get Indiana Jones fedoras at Disneyland/WDW for $40-$50. That's where I got mine.

Posted by: wherestherum at July 09, 2010 06:46 PM (gofDd)

241 224 Is a boonie hat one of those made out of fur with the tail in the back?

That's a coonskin cap.  It was made popular in the 50's because the Davy Crockett character in the TV program Disneyland wore a coonskin cap.

Here's a boonie hat.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 09, 2010 06:46 PM (c0A3e)

242

I am willing to bet everyone can guess the line i am talking about.

"You want some, fucko?"

Posted by: gator at July 09, 2010 06:46 PM (aOKEC)

243

Obama asked him if they speak German in Australia.

 

Posted by: gus at July 09, 2010 06:47 PM (MaqIC)

244 Sopranos, Goodfellas, The Wire, The Tudors, all great movies/series...

Posted by: Mel at July 09, 2010 06:47 PM (7aNei)

245 238 Regarding the British nanny who died from the, ahh, self-pleasuring, I looked, and looked, and couldn't find a link to the site selling said vibrator. Some help please.

You asked for it.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at July 09, 2010 06:47 PM (tgYV0)

246

222 ben,

 

SH is without a doubt the most faithful rendering of the literary Holmes to date other than perhaps wardrobe....

 

Holmes was quite the peacock in his own way and the new film has him looking dressed down for more than work purposes.

Posted by: sven10077 at July 09, 2010 06:47 PM (kq1lG)

247

I am willing to bet everyone can guess the line i am talking about.

Posted by: Ben at July 09, 2010 10:43 PM (DKV43)


I'm funny? How am I funny? Just tell me what makes me so fuckin funny?

Posted by: Chris Rock at July 09, 2010 06:47 PM (UYace)

248  You can get Indiana Jones fedoras at Disneyland/WDW for $40-$50. That's where I got mine.

Posted by: wherestherum at July 09, 2010 10:46 PM (gofDd)

My sister gave me one of those for christmas about 15 years ago. I've never worn it.

Posted by: robtr at July 09, 2010 06:48 PM (fwSHf)

249

Don't you love the commercials for Blu Ray?

That are on your Blu Ray disc, inside your Blu Ray player?

Posted by: Cincinnatus at July 09, 2010 06:48 PM (TGmQa)

250

Is Sherlock Holmes any good.

I loved it.  Almost as much as Iron Man the first.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at July 09, 2010 06:48 PM (nJ+P3)

251 "You're a funny guy."

Posted by: henry at July 09, 2010 06:48 PM (HtIec)

252 Geez, Mel Gibson sure is one angry asshole. Pity. As for Newsweek, I used to subscribe but I had to give it up about 30 years ago when they stopped publishing in English and started printing the magazine in some bizarre form of PC Newspeak that was completely impossible to understand.

Posted by: Yes, he's kidding... at July 09, 2010 06:49 PM (Do5zD)

253 That's quite the cast in The Expendables.  Willis, Stallone, Jet Li, Mickey Rourke, Schwarzenegger, Jason Statham, etc.  Wonder if it will be any good.

Posted by: CDR M at July 09, 2010 10:43 PM (5I8G0)




Who cares, it will be the best action movie ever. You forgot about Dolph Lundgren, and Bruce Willis

I'm gonna beat my dick 'till it has blisters over this.

Posted by: Blazer at July 09, 2010 06:49 PM (t72+4)

Posted by: FORGER - Racist Czar at July 09, 2010 06:49 PM (E5Pqe)

255

263,

it *is* overkill....then again there are dolts out there running their blu ray through 480 P TVs so....

Posted by: sven10077 at July 09, 2010 06:49 PM (kq1lG)

256 "Although I will always love Braveheart"

I dont love it, but I get it.

Posted by: Mel at July 09, 2010 06:49 PM (7aNei)

257 *sigh* actually I'm NOT KIDDING d*mn sock...

Posted by: Nighthawk at July 09, 2010 06:50 PM (Do5zD)

258 vibrates at one speed and takes 1 AA battery.

Pfft.  That's a children's toy.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at July 09, 2010 06:50 PM (M9BNu)

259

I'd like to go with a little dignity, though.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at July 09, 2010 09:51 PM

The story did say the BOB was at her side...more dignified than the possible alternatives, no?

Posted by: MrScribbler at July 09, 2010 06:51 PM (Ulu3i)

260 224, no. It's a wide-brimmed military hat: http://tinyurl.com/2878odu

The fish is the perfect accessory.  I hear they're in this summer.

Posted by: huerfano at July 09, 2010 06:51 PM (rqC5o)

261 Kirby Vacuum. Crevice Tool. Demo?

Posted by: guy knocking on your door at July 09, 2010 06:52 PM (HtIec)

262 War Between the undead states. Hello Kitty? Aww, honey, that's just too easy.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 09, 2010 06:52 PM (qA8cF)

263

Katya have you seen the ads for the devastator 5000....?

 

 

 

Happy Toy/Wall Remover it tkaes two yacht batteries but you'll ride that ride with a smile....

health care premium offset not included.

Posted by: sven10077 at July 09, 2010 06:53 PM (kq1lG)

264

We need an excuse to bring back tricornes...

Posted by: Alex at July 09, 2010 06:53 PM (K9+WM)

265 Posted by: CDR M at July 09, 2010 10:50 PM (5I8G0)

Woohoo! Where do I go to audition?

I was at the mall near work the other day and they were holding auditions for "Cinderella." I have no idea if that was the real title of the movie or what, I didn't ask. But there were lots of young starlet-looking types hanging around.

Posted by: wherestherum at July 09, 2010 06:53 PM (gofDd)

266

The fish is the perfect accessory.  I hear they're in this summer

That one was from last Summer. It came home for dinner.

Posted by: Scott J. at July 09, 2010 06:53 PM (g3bpn)

267 Nicola Paginton? I'd have totally hit that. And I'd have brought a defibrillator for a second round

Posted by: A.o.S. Moron, serial no. #13531 at July 09, 2010 06:54 PM (jC00x)

268 Mel Gibson in --

Conspiracy Theory 2: The Damn Joos Are Trying to Ruin My Career With All These Fake Tape Recordings

Posted by: Movie Preview Guy at July 09, 2010 06:54 PM (tSaRw)

269 Blazer, I did say Willis.  Forgot about Dolph though.  So many faces and names in the trailer today I forgot!  Go see Predators though.  Some good one liners and was actually on par with the first one.

Posted by: CDR M at July 09, 2010 10:51 PM (5I8G0)






Will do CDR. I hear Brian Dennehy shows up in a cameo playing the Predator Home Planet.

Posted by: Blazer at July 09, 2010 06:54 PM (t72+4)

270 The Expendables looks great.  It's like they distilled everything good and pure about being a 12 year old boy and painted it onto film.

Posted by: Alex at July 09, 2010 06:55 PM (K9+WM)

271

285,

 

you win ONT congrats.....

Liver transplant coupon on the way.

Posted by: sven10077 at July 09, 2010 06:55 PM (kq1lG)

272

The Pelvis Cracker 1000™ works for me.

Cervix with a smile, baby.

Posted by: Whores everywhere at July 09, 2010 06:56 PM (aOKEC)

273 Mel didn't sound all that sober in that clip, but wtf?  I hate to let go of the guy that made Braveheart and The Patriot, but, damn.

Posted by: kurtilator at July 09, 2010 06:56 PM (juh4Z)

274

291,

he also made Tequila Sunrise....it's been a mixed bag and windy road for Mel

Posted by: sven10077 at July 09, 2010 06:57 PM (kq1lG)

275 My guess is this is the vibrator in question, it seems to be the one all the webcam girls that, uh, my friend watches prefers.

Posted by: koopy at July 09, 2010 06:57 PM (awinc)

276

Blazer needs glasses.  Apparently you do go blind doing that.

Posted by: buzzion at July 09, 2010 10:52 PM (oVQFe)





I suggest you get some safety glasses then as a protection from acidic  salty substances.

Posted by: Blazer at July 09, 2010 06:57 PM (t72+4)

277 He looks grumpy, but semi pretty, in a somewhat masculine way.

Blue/Grey?

Posted by: Mel at July 09, 2010 06:58 PM (7aNei)

278  My guess isthis is the vibrator in question, it seems to be the one all the webcam girls that, uh, my friend watches prefers.

Posted by: koopy at July 09, 2010 10:57 PM (awinc)

Probably either that or a Prius.

Posted by: robtr at July 09, 2010 06:58 PM (fwSHf)

279 People™ magazine just named Mel Gibson "Sexiest Bastard Alive".

Posted by: gator at July 09, 2010 06:59 PM (aOKEC)

280

294 Blazer,

Ke$ha could not be reached for comment...

Posted by: sven10077 at July 09, 2010 06:59 PM (kq1lG)

281

289 , aww thank you. *snif*

This is where PaulRevere steps in to call us both a couple of unholy degenerates ...

Posted by: Zimriel at July 09, 2010 06:59 PM (jC00x)

282 Officials did not disclose the name of the porn movie on the woman's laptop.

Title of my next film: The film that killed the nanny.

Posted by: Ron Jeremy at July 09, 2010 06:59 PM (UYace)

283 And to think I once looked up to Mel as one of the sane people in Hollyweird...

He might've been sane back then.  Maybe it just took some time for all that fame and money to go to his head.

Posted by: Ace's liver at July 09, 2010 07:00 PM (XIXhw)

284

I am willing to bet everyone can guess the line i am talking about.



Go home and get your f-ing shinebox?

I will say I am more sympathetic to Goodfellas than you are.  It's a more realistic picture of the mafia.  It's not just a question of them being set in different times.  In the 1950s, in the mafia, everybody and their dog cheated on their wives.  They were just as greedy as the 80s.  They had just as horrible family lives.  Goodfellas showed all of that and the Godfather trilogy touched on it, but downplayed it in a lot of ways.  (And, yeah, Godfather 2 is still in my top 5 movies.)

Posted by: AD at July 09, 2010 07:00 PM (3/p/z)

285 Evening all.

Introducing the boy to ET.

Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at July 09, 2010 07:00 PM (lRo37)

286 After a man turns 25, unless he's outside or playing for the Yankees, he just looks juvenile.

I cringe every time I see a picture of Justin Bieber, but thinking back to when he walked into a glass door never fails to bring a smile to my face.  And is the bill of his cap turned upward?  Lame.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 09, 2010 07:01 PM (c0A3e)

287 Woohoo! Where do I go to audition?

Ya gotta come down 'ere ta get inta costume foist.

Posted by: Joe's Fish Market at July 09, 2010 07:01 PM (tgYV0)

288 I'm not sure a stint in rehab is going to save Gibson's career now.  A wag at the office says he better hope he has an operable brain tumor.

Posted by: Ace's liver at July 09, 2010 07:01 PM (XIXhw)

289 This is the last night of my present job.  I'm done at 7:30 a.m.  But I have a job interview Tuesday afternoon.  I'm pretty optomistic.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at July 09, 2010 07:02 PM (nJ+P3)

290 That poor nanny. She should have read my book "An Inconvenient Orgasm: Never go beyond the Second Chakra"

Posted by: Al Gore at July 09, 2010 07:02 PM (UYace)

Posted by: HeatherRadish at July 09, 2010 07:02 PM (M9BNu)

292 My guess is this is the vibrator in question, it seems to be the one all the webcam girls that, uh, my friend watches prefers. Great. You fucking had to link to Amazon, didn't you? Now that dildo will be in my cookie and Amazon will make recommendations based on it.

Posted by: fluffy at July 09, 2010 07:02 PM (4Kl5M)

293 hey all

1. too bad on Gibson, he showed a conservative/christian movie can draw but since then he's gone down hill, I gave him the benefit of a doubt w/ the alcohol incident, but yeah this guy's probably just an a-hole

2. The Expendables must be watched only by men w/ big *bleep* and then eat a huge steak after the film

3. Obama at 45% in Gallup & 46% in Rasmussen, he's really been stuck in that 45%-47% range for months now

4. ugh, Allah will be back on HA soon

5. you guys ever started school and just 1 week after school, get a 1 week break off from school that's what's happened to me

6. anyone see Olbermann tonight? I was wondering how he was going to prove Lincoln only lost 1 election when he's lost much more

Posted by: YRM (The Youngest Ace Reader) at July 09, 2010 07:02 PM (38UQ3)

294 Introducing the boy to ET.

I sure hope it's the original version in which the troops carry guns and not walkie-talkies.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at July 09, 2010 07:03 PM (tgYV0)

295 A woman complaining about cargo pants having too many pockets.... I forgot, why should we care?

Posted by: KG at July 09, 2010 07:03 PM (S8TF5)

296

310 HeatherRadish,

 

1) I hate to hear that Justice Thomas is an icon

2) he was beaten tased at the hospital or is in the hospital as a result of the attack?

Posted by: sven10077 at July 09, 2010 07:05 PM (kq1lG)

297 312 If Predator and Predators are any indication, a mini-Gatling gun does not seem to help you out much unless you have a jungle that you are trying to mow down.  It was like the TV version of A-Team with that thing.  Lots of rounds down range yet no kills.

They repeated that scene in Predators?  Now I have to go see this movie.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 09, 2010 07:05 PM (c0A3e)

298 Girls just want to have fun.

Posted by: Mel at July 09, 2010 07:05 PM (7aNei)

299

Introducing the boy to ET.

What's Willie McGee up to these days?

Posted by: gator at July 09, 2010 07:05 PM (aOKEC)

300 .

LOL.  Actually, Laurence Fishborne shows up (no reason for it either).  I think Laurence has put on a few pounds.  He might be a small moon compared to Dennehy!

Posted by: CDR M at July 09, 2010 11:00 PM (5I8G0)






Yea, it ain't an action movie until you put a morbidly obese Larry Fishburne into  it.

Posted by: Blazer at July 09, 2010 07:05 PM (t72+4)

301 312 If Predator and Predators are any indication, a mini-Gatling gun does not seem to help you out much unless you have a jungle that you are trying to mow down.  It was like the TV version of A-Team with that thing.  Lots of rounds down range yet no kills.
Nah, they wounded it with the minigun.  That's the best result they had with any standard weapon.

Posted by: Ace's liver at July 09, 2010 07:05 PM (XIXhw)

302 Satan attacks the hardest those who do the most good for Christ. Might be some of what we're seeing with Mel.

-----------------

Yeah, "the Devil made me do it". Awesome.

I believe that's what Damian Williams's mother said when her little scamp tried to implant a brick in Reginald Denny's cranium -  "The Debbil got in him!"

It's the 21st century, not the 11th.


Posted by: schizuki at July 09, 2010 07:05 PM (Xd9fe)

303

320 Cdr M,

 

yup he went full moonbat but at least he didn't go full retard as well like George "greedo shot first" lucas

Posted by: sven10077 at July 09, 2010 07:06 PM (kq1lG)

304 What is with you fucking people?  Vibrators?  Fedoras?  Movies?  Cursing?  Sexual innuendo?  What is the fucking deal with all this fucking shit?  Don't you fucking fuckers know these are not the things conservatism is about?  Get the fuck out of my movement!

Posted by: MrPaulRevere at July 09, 2010 07:06 PM (tgYV0)

305 I'm drunk and going to bed, but Clarence Thomas was born just off our island in a community known as Pin Point, Ga.  A good friend of ours is his cousin.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 09, 2010 07:07 PM (UOM48)

306

So, moronettes, any head gear recommendations for the follicaly challenged male?  Fedoras are nice and all, but I don't dress up more than twice a year.  I haved a pretty good panama hat that keep mighty Sol's beastial rays from blistering my dome.  I'm not a baseball cap fan, but when working on the lawn or other dirty work I usually will use those. 

Posted by: Reactionary at July 09, 2010 07:07 PM (4nbyM)

307 I just figure any guy who wears baseball caps to non-sporting events is balding and ashamed of it.

---------------------

But they're coooooooomfortable.....

Posted by: Grown men who wear goddamn bluejeans everywhere at July 09, 2010 07:08 PM (Xd9fe)

308 Posted by: MrPaulRevere at July 09, 2010 11:06 PM (tgYV0)

I'm conservative? How am I conservative? Just what makes me so fucking conservative?

Posted by: Al Gore at July 09, 2010 07:08 PM (UYace)

309 Spielberg pulled a Lucas and changed something?

He digitally erased the guns the Army troops were carrying.  'Cause you know, guns are scary.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at July 09, 2010 07:08 PM (tgYV0)

310

326 MrPaulRevere,

1) vibrators-hey of some moron or moroness needs mechanical aid God Bless 'em as Slo-Joe would say....

2) fedoras and stetsons are a gift from God

Posted by: sven10077 at July 09, 2010 07:08 PM (kq1lG)

311 I'm going to bed.  You goofs have fun.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 09, 2010 07:08 PM (UOM48)

312 g'night Jane

Posted by: sven10077 at July 09, 2010 07:09 PM (kq1lG)

313 #323  Nah, they wounded it with the minigun.  That's the best result they had with any standard weapon.

"If it bleeds, we can kill it".

That's usually how it is in combat, particularly jungle combat.  It can take hundreds of rounds (when you include the direct and suppressive fire) to make even one kill.  I saw a statistic once that it could take up to 50,000 rounds to make a kill during Vietnam!  I didn't believe it. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 09, 2010 07:09 PM (c0A3e)

314
I sure hope it's the original version in which the troops carry guns and not walkie-talkies.

Don't know yet, not that far into it.

Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at July 09, 2010 07:09 PM (lRo37)

315 Shouldn't we consider erecting (heh!) a monument to Nicola Paginton on the National Mall in Washington or something? After all, in many ways, she died for us all.

Posted by: Kasper Hauser at July 09, 2010 07:09 PM (bVj4V)

316 Oooo, Stetsons. I like those. I'm a fan of a cowboy hat, but only on the head of someone who actually looks like they could be a cowboy.

Posted by: wherestherum at July 09, 2010 07:10 PM (gofDd)

317 I
'm drunk and going to bed, but Clarence Thomas was born just off our island in a community known as Pin Point, Ga.  A good friend of ours is his cousin.



Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 09, 2010 11:07 PM (UOM4





If you feel someone sneaking fingers up your night dress, pay no attention, it's prolly me.

Posted by: Blazer at July 09, 2010 07:10 PM (t72+4)

318 Going with a conservative is the only way for it to survive - but I'm betting they're gonna decide that Death is better then Dishonor, from their point of view.

Meh.  What is the brand worth now, anyway?  They pretty much killed it when they stopped doing news and tried to morph into The Nation.

Posted by: Ace's liver at July 09, 2010 07:10 PM (XIXhw)

319 A woman complaining about cargo pants having too many pockets.... I forgot, why should we care?
Posted by: KG

And how many pockets, nooks and crannies are there in the average purse?? 

I took about TWO TIMES of The Ol' Lady asking for something outta her +37 Bag of Holding before I just said FUCK IT and brought the whole fucking thing to her and let her find it herself...

Posted by: FORGER - Racist Czar at July 09, 2010 07:10 PM (E5Pqe)

320 But they're coooooooomfortable.....
Posted by: Grown men who wear goddamn bluejeans everywhere

George Will reads AoSHQ? Sweet.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at July 09, 2010 07:10 PM (M9BNu)

321 I saw a statistic once that it could take up to 50,000 rounds to make a kill during Vietnam!  I didn't believe it.

I read that it was 500,000 rounds per kill in Vietnam and I can't remember what the number was for WW2.

Posted by: KG at July 09, 2010 07:11 PM (S8TF5)

322 Now that dildo will be in my cookie and Amazon will make recommendations based on it. Cookie ? ...... Wimmen name their junk too ?

Posted by: Bill D. Cat ( Nobel Prize winner ) at July 09, 2010 07:11 PM (NuAIL)

323 "50,000 rounds to make a kill during Vietnam!  I didn't believe it. "

I dont believe it. You

Posted by: Mel at July 09, 2010 07:12 PM (7aNei)

324

343 Cdr M,

because he morphed into an anti-gun nut sometime after 9/11.....

Posted by: sven10077 at July 09, 2010 07:12 PM (kq1lG)

325 Posted by: sven10077 at July 09, 2010 11:08 PM (kq1lG)

Hey who asked you, buddy?!  This place makes me sick!!  I haven't seen this much debauchery on a supposed conservative site since Dennis Hopper kicked off!  STICK TO THE ISSUES, FUCKERS!!!

Posted by: MrPaulRevere at July 09, 2010 07:12 PM (tgYV0)

326

351 MPR,

Issues?

We've all got 'em babe

Posted by: sven10077 at July 09, 2010 07:13 PM (kq1lG)

327 Baseball caps are the greatest invention since the jumbo microwave. It's a fantastic way to show my brotherhood with all the poor working stiffs I make films about and make lots of money on.

Posted by: Michael Moore at July 09, 2010 07:13 PM (sYxEE)

328 I saw a statistic once that it could take up to 50,000 rounds to make a kill during Vietnam!  I didn't believe it. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 09, 2010 11:09 PM (c0A3e)

I don't know if that's the right number but it was something rediculously high like that and it was true. There was alot of spray and pray in Vietnam. So much that the M16 was changed from being able to fire a whole clip to just 3 round bursts.

Posted by: robtr at July 09, 2010 07:13 PM (fwSHf)

329 I saw a statistic once that it could take up to 50,000 rounds to make a kill during Vietnam!  I didn't believe it.

I believe it.  The goal of suppressive fire isn't really to kill anyone.  You're just supposed to keep them in one place and on their bellies while you line up artillery and air strikes.

Posted by: Ace's liver at July 09, 2010 07:13 PM (XIXhw)

330 #332  He digitally erased the guns the Army troops were carrying.  'Cause you know, guns are scary.

If it's not depicting WWII, few people in a Spielberg movie handle guns well.  The example that comes foremost to mind is The Lost World, where the heavily armed mercenary team didn't even kill one farking dinosaur.  Yet the kid, using nothing but acrobatically-generated momentum, can push a raptor out of a window.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 09, 2010 07:13 PM (c0A3e)

331 Regarding the British nanny who died from the, ahh, self-pleasuring, I looked, and looked, and couldn't find a link to the site selling said vibrator. Some help please. I'm pretty sure that this was the sex toy that was responsible. http://tinyurl.com/2dnewhn

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 09, 2010 07:13 PM (9Lm5R)

332 I'm balding. A hat is a must outdoors and preferred indoors because, well, I don't like showing my bald head.

Boonie for outdoor recreation. Ivy-type for casual wear. And the next wedding I attend I'll have a fedora.

Baseball caps are kid's hats for wearing at kid's games.

Posted by: schizuki at July 09, 2010 07:13 PM (Xd9fe)

333 I bid you greetings, good morons.  I am Mystry's Offspring, and once again I thank you for your kind thoughts and prayers.  He loves your emails and visits.

On Wednesday, my father had a PET scan to determine the outcome of radiation and 3 rounds of chemo.  The results were not reported until this morning.  Being German, and also a drama queen, I automatically feared the worst, but instead the results are blessedly mixed-- some of the cancerous growth has been stopped, but other areas have spread.  As I was terrified that the verdict was going to be "Well, that was fun and all, but there's really nothing more we can do," I'll take it.  The oncologist has opted for a fourth round of chemo, which began today.  As my immediate family is new to cancer treatment, I'm not sure what that means for the long run, but we continue to hope for the best.

Dad gained three pounds but continues to battle hair loss, fatigue, and the other usual side effects of chemotherapy, including what Mystry's first grandchild cheerfully refers to as "fast poop."  I am coming home this month for three weeks, at which time I hope to help my mother and sister with his care. 

Once again, I thank you for making this easier to bear for all of us.

Posted by: Offspring of Mystry at July 09, 2010 07:14 PM (IbJep)

334

352 Mik'al moor,

Mik'al we need you to take a trip to SW Ohio so Khan's meats will make enough profit to expand into the Indiana market...

keep up the good work

Posted by: sven10077 at July 09, 2010 07:14 PM (kq1lG)

335 Not that I care now that I am married, but why do women hate socks with sandals - do you have any idea what my feet would smell like if I wore leather shoes w/o socks.

Posted by: Jean at July 09, 2010 07:14 PM (CPefM)

336 It's great for duck hunting.

Posted by: Jesse Ventura at July 09, 2010 07:14 PM (TGmQa)

337 343 He digitally erased the guns the Army troops were carrying.  'Cause you know, guns are scary.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at July 09, 2010 11:08 PM (tgYV0)

I did not know that.  For the love of God, why?

Drew Barrymore prevailed upon him to do it. Whether this was while she was still a substance-abusing wild child or after she kicked the habit and settled down, I couldn't say


 

Posted by: Book Geek at July 09, 2010 07:15 PM (1+OO5)

338 Mystic River, it was a mistake...

Posted by: Mystic River at July 09, 2010 07:16 PM (7aNei)

339 We're all pulling for you, Mystry.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at July 09, 2010 07:16 PM (tgYV0)

340

because he morphed into an anti-gun nut sometime after 9/11

Uh, no. He's been an anti-gunner much longer than that.

And typical of hollywierd libtard hypocrisy he owns a rather impressive collection of fine collector firearms.

Posted by: Scott J. at July 09, 2010 07:16 PM (g3bpn)

341

359,

best of luck to your dad...

I'll pray for you all I lost my mom and wife lost her dad to cancer I pray we find a cure.

Posted by: sven10077 at July 09, 2010 07:16 PM (kq1lG)

342 Posted by: Offspring of Mystry at July 09, 2010 11:14 PM (IbJep)

Thank you for the update. We're all pulling for him!

Posted by: wherestherum at July 09, 2010 07:17 PM (gofDd)

343 If a conservative publisher offered to keep everyone at Newsweak on with no cut in pay, they'd scream that they're not going to have their integrity compromised.

If a lefty buys them, lays off 3/4 of the staff, and cuts the pay of the rest, the lefties who remain will talk of how they've weathered the storm and still stand proud, and they'll be back better than ever.

Posted by: kbdabear at July 09, 2010 07:17 PM (sYxEE)

344
I bid you greetings, good morons.  I am Mystry's Offspring, and once again I thank you for your kind thoughts and prayers.  He loves your emails and visits.

On Wednesday, my father had a PET scan to determine the outcome of radiation and 3 rounds of chemo.  The results were not reported until this morning.  Being German, and also a drama queen, I automatically feared the worst, but instead the results are blessedly mixed-- some of the cancerous growth has been stopped, but other areas have spread.  As I was terrified that the verdict was going to be "Well, that was fun and all, but there's really nothing more we can do," I'll take it.  The oncologist has opted for a fourth round of chemo, which began today.  As my immediate family is new to cancer treatment, I'm not sure what that means for the long run, but we continue to hope for the best.

Dad gained three pounds but continues to battle hair loss, fatigue, and the other usual side effects of chemotherapy, including what Mystry's first grandchild cheerfully refers to as "fast poop."  I am coming home this month for three weeks, at which time I hope to help my mother and sister with his care. 

Once again, I thank you for making this easier to bear for all of us.

Posted by: Offspring of Mystry at July 09, 2010 11:14 PM (IbJep)






Hey, you're welcome mystery's offspring and tell him I said hi. I love that guy.

Posted by: Blazer at July 09, 2010 07:17 PM (t72+4)

345 #359  Thanks for the update on Mystry, Offspring of Mystry!

Prayers and good wishes will continue to flow to mystry, you, and the whole family. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 09, 2010 07:17 PM (c0A3e)

346

368 Scott J.

 

Yeah he has been anti-gun longer than that but that was when he morphed into being an evangelical brady buncher...and yes like the typical lib "I meant for YOU the little people" factors into his beliefs.

Posted by: sven10077 at July 09, 2010 07:17 PM (kq1lG)

347 Once again, I thank you for making this easier to bear for all of us.

Posted by: Offspring of Mystry at July 09, 2010 11:14 PM (IbJep)

Prayers for you, Mystry and your family. Sounds like he get's tougher everyday.

Posted by: robtr at July 09, 2010 07:18 PM (fwSHf)

348 The was guy who built a .22lr, electrically driven gatling gun, on the internet a few years ago.

Posted by: Jean at July 09, 2010 07:19 PM (CPefM)

349 You never saw Indiana Jones 4?  If that's not full retard, then what is?

I thought the nuking the fridge scene was freaking awesome!

The rest of the movie...meh.

Posted by: wherestherum at July 09, 2010 07:19 PM (gofDd)

350 Send Mystery our best, Offspring.s

Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at July 09, 2010 07:20 PM (iRsz4)

351 Offspring of Mystry, please tell your dad that our prayers and best wishes are with him. He's a very brave man, and we wish him a full recovery.


Posted by: kbdabear at July 09, 2010 07:20 PM (sYxEE)

352 Offspring of Mystry--thanks for the update, and give him our best!

Posted by: HeatherRadish at July 09, 2010 07:20 PM (M9BNu)

353 The federal government suing one of our sovereign states and Hezbollah is on the border but hey, look what Mel Gibson did.  http://tinyurl.com/2decpag

Posted by: Pocono Joe at July 09, 2010 07:20 PM (xyHAM)

354 Ten minutes into Indiana 4 I suddenly remembered why I swore I'd never watch another Speilberg movie after War of the Worlds.

Posted by: davidt at July 09, 2010 07:20 PM (HtIec)

355 You never saw Indiana Jones 4?  If that's not full retard, then what is?

When Shia LeBeouf becomes the new Indy.  It's coming, brace yourselves for it!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 09, 2010 07:21 PM (c0A3e)

356 Indy 4 was limited by what you could do with HF as Indy....I was sort of amused by portraying him as a geritol chugging MacGuyver for the first half of the film but yes I stand corrected any film with Sheea la pouff is 'tard fodder

Posted by: sven10077 at July 09, 2010 07:21 PM (kq1lG)

357 Just about all the farmers and locals here in NC wear ball caps. The thing with ball caps is you have to form the bill by bending down the edges. You can always tell an outsider or a dork. They're the ones with the ball cap with the flat bill

Posted by: sig at July 09, 2010 07:21 PM (2i+Vz)

358 384 The federal government suing one of our sovereign states and Hezbollah is on the border but hey, look what Mel Gibson did.

It's only a matter of time before the Hezzies ship something particularly nasty over the US border, if they haven't already.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 09, 2010 07:23 PM (c0A3e)

359 Offspring of Mystry, your dad is still in the country with the best medical professionals in the world. We pray for his recovery, and that others like him in the future won't be given a pain pill and a pamphlet.

Posted by: kbdabear at July 09, 2010 07:23 PM (sYxEE)

360 That little runt LaPoof as the new Indy? Oh hellz no. Ten minutes into "Temple Of Doom II" he'd be tossing Mola Ram's salad.

Posted by: Zimriel at July 09, 2010 07:25 PM (jC00x)

361 I'm balding. A hat is a must outdoors and preferred indoors because, well, I don't like showing my bald head.  Posted by: schizuki

Balding or BALD??  Big difference. 

I was 'balding" Junior Year in H.S.('81).  I've been "bald" since the mid '90s. 

If you're balding and that vain about it, get some Rogaine or transplants.

If you're bald, ruck up and join the rest of us sexy bald beasts like me, Sean Connery and Patrick Stewart.  Any of you bald beast Morons can put your names in here if you like.

Posted by: GySgt. Carlos Hathcock at July 09, 2010 07:25 PM (E5Pqe)

362 kratos, the truly effective killing method in Nam was beacon bombing, but that doesn't make for good movie drama - good war porn. though

Posted by: Jean at July 09, 2010 07:25 PM (CPefM)

Posted by: andycanuck at July 09, 2010 07:26 PM (7b1Uc)

364 Ten minutes into Indiana 4 I suddenly remembered why I swore I'd never watch another Speilberg movie after War of the Worlds. Actually I kind of liked WotW, some of the apocalyptic imagery was chilling (I have a perverse affinity for that stuff). However, the film had two horrible, glaring unforgivable flaws: Tom Cruise and Tim Robbins.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 09, 2010 07:26 PM (9Lm5R)

365

392 CDR M,

hey I am a HF fan, but they kept portraying Indy as slipping....sadly and frightenly I think the one poster is right and they aim to do a reimagining with LaPoof as "Jones"

Posted by: sven10077 at July 09, 2010 07:26 PM (kq1lG)

366 Offspring of Mystry, I don't know if you and your dad have seen the commercials for Cancer Treatment Centers of America, but here's their web site if you haven't

Cancer Treatment Centers of America

Posted by: kbdabear at July 09, 2010 07:27 PM (sYxEE)

367 #396  No...no!  It's not true!  It's impossible!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 09, 2010 07:27 PM (c0A3e)

368 Be afraid. Very afraid.

2012?  I wouldn't worry about that if I were you.

Posted by: Mayan Calendar at July 09, 2010 07:28 PM (M9BNu)

369 Offspring of Mystry, thanks for the update. Glad to hear that he's still hanging in there. We're pulling for Mystry and your family.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 09, 2010 07:29 PM (9Lm5R)

370 True story. When I was about 9 I really wanted this pair of leather sandals. They were 25 bucks, we weren't rich and it was 1973 so that was a lot of money. My mom surprisingly bought them for me. I wore them with dress socks with my hair slicked down with VO5 and glasses. Yes, i was a nerd. Some kids jumped me on the way home. No big deal really, typical kid fight mostly wrestling. Then one of them broke my sandal. I beat the living crap out of the kid and then dragged him home. I marched into his living room and informed his mother she was going to give me $25 for a new pair of sandals or I would drag her kid to my house to let my other deal with him. She gave me the $25.

Posted by: Rocks at July 09, 2010 07:29 PM (UYace)

371 #397 However, the film had two horrible, glaring unforgivable flaws: Tom Cruise and Tim Robbins.

At least of them died, albeit off-screen.


Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 09, 2010 07:30 PM (c0A3e)

372 If you're bald, ruck up and join the rest of us sexy bald beasts like me, Sean Connery and Patrick Stewart.  Any of you bald beast Morons can put your names in here if you like.

Posted by: GySgt. Carlos Hathcock at July 09, 2010 11:25 PM (E5Pqe)

Amen.  Shaving my head full bald was one of the best decisions I've made.  It didn't fix my ugliness, but by making me look more threatening/rugged it was more help than hurt.  Nothing looks worse than a comb over, and few men can make the partial-hair-on-the-side thing work.

The head sunburn remains a constant threat, but thin hair is no better protection than bare skin.

Posted by: Reactionary at July 09, 2010 07:31 PM (4nbyM)

373 I used to be bald. But not any more.

Posted by: george costanza at July 09, 2010 07:31 PM (7b1Uc)

374 Last night, we bombarded blazer with so many questions, he blew his circuits and kept repeating "Norman.. coordinate! coordinate"

Now, I have so many unanswered questions. If blazer isn't repaired, it's the Magic 8 Ball or Miss Cleo

Posted by: kbdabear at July 09, 2010 07:32 PM (sYxEE)

375 At least of them died, albeit off-screen. Yeah, a dead Tim Robbins is one reason why I like Jacob's Ladder.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 09, 2010 07:33 PM (9Lm5R)

376 Were they Roman legionary style sandals, rocks? Two of my older brothers had those in the '70s.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 09, 2010 07:33 PM (7b1Uc)

377 This doesn't even rise to the level of a strongly-worded letter:

U.N. Security Council condemns attack on S. Korean warship that killed 46 sailors but doesn't directly blame N. Korea http://bit.ly/cRm5oA

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 09, 2010 07:34 PM (c0A3e)

378

411,

 

it is like my love for the film "my girl" and 'the good son'

 

 

any film where macally Caulkin' gets zapped is a godsend

Posted by: sven10077 at July 09, 2010 07:34 PM (kq1lG)

379 FWIW, that Justin Bieber guy (the one demonstrating the NY Yankees ball cap)...damn, why don't they get that kid's teeth fixed?  And a good haircut wouldn't hurt, either.

Posted by: antisocialist at July 09, 2010 07:34 PM (Rwudm)

380 Elliot just freed all the frogs.

Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at July 09, 2010 07:34 PM (iRsz4)

381 410 Balding?  Balding?  Shoot.  Just get some of my pube plugs and you can even get to play VP.  It's a big fucking deal!
Posted by: Joe Biden at July 09, 2010 11:32 PM

You're BALD!

Posted by: Elaine Benes at July 09, 2010 07:35 PM (sYxEE)

382 Were they Roman legionary style sandals, rocks? Two of my older brothers had those in the '70s.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 09, 2010 11:33 PM (7b1Uc)


Exactly, with the metal rings. With black dress socks. MAN, I was a nerd.

Posted by: Rocks at July 09, 2010 07:35 PM (UYace)

383 56 So in Hollywood, if you're a bigoted anti-Semite with a drinking problem, you get dropped faster than a hot rock.

But if you're a pedophile who raped a girl and fled to France to avoid jail time, you get all the defense in the world.

Something seems off here.

Posted by: wherestherum at July 09, 2010 09:53 PM (gofDd)


I know it wasn't rape-rape. It was something else but I don't believe it was rape-rape.

Posted by: Whoopi Goldberg at July 09, 2010 07:37 PM (1WKuC)

384 Actually I kind of liked WotW, some of the apocalyptic imagery was chilling (I have a perverse affinity for that stuff).

However, the film had two horrible, glaring unforgivable flaws: Tom Cruise and Tim Robbins.

As much as I hate Tim Robbins as a person, I have to admit he did a great job in that movie.  Cruise, on the other hand, was his normal crappy self.  That guy is a perfect example of someone who can have no talent and yet become famous through the right series of roles.

Posted by: Ace's liver at July 09, 2010 07:37 PM (XIXhw)

385 Natasha and I will miss the zany antics in America, but we must go back to Russia in exchange for Moose and Squirrel

Posted by: Boris Badanoff at July 09, 2010 07:38 PM (sYxEE)

386 Amen. Shaving my head full bald was one of the best decisions I've made. It didn't fix my ugliness, but by making me look more threatening/rugged it was more help than hurt. Some guys can't pull off the manly bald look though. Once worked with a guy that was balding, looked just fine when he grew out the back & sides just a bit. Then he shaved his head and it made you realize he had a bird neck. Went from normal to looking like a freakish sexual deviant.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 09, 2010 07:38 PM (9Lm5R)

387 One of the two brothers had a baby-blue leisure suit, too. Ha-ha. (But the sandals were cool.)

Posted by: andycanuck at July 09, 2010 07:39 PM (7b1Uc)

388 Who in the hell wrote that piece about what guys aren't supposed to wear? You're telling me that a 30 to 50-something dude is supposed to wear those stupid baggy shorts that go past your knees? I call bullshit. Those aren't shorts - they used to be known as floods or high-waters. Anyway, won't catch me dead with my friggin' pants on the ground.

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at July 09, 2010 07:39 PM (554T5)

389

man QotD over at HotAir is on fire!

 

somebody go to Minisoota and wake Ed up I think he nodded off again...

Posted by: sven10077 at July 09, 2010 07:40 PM (kq1lG)

390 #414  It has to do with Atlantis.

Atlantis gets destroyed during the upcoming PSP game God of War - Ghost of Sparta.  Maybe they'll find some Kratos relics?

416 FWIW, that Justin Bieber guy (the one demonstrating the NY Yankees ball cap)...damn, why don't they get that kid's teeth fixed?  And a good haircut wouldn't hurt, either.

He's Canadian.  Be lucky his head doesn't flop around when he talks.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 09, 2010 07:40 PM (c0A3e)

391 Some guys can't pull off the manly bald look though.

I pulled it off

Posted by: Demi Moore at July 09, 2010 07:41 PM (sYxEE)

392 Last night, we bombarded blazer with so many questions, he blew his circuits and kept repeating "Norman.. coordinate! coordinate"

Now, I have so many unanswered questions. If blazer isn't repaired, it's the Magic 8 Ball or Miss Cleo

Posted by: kbdabear at July 09, 2010 11:32 PM (sYxEE)




I challenge you to do the same oh so courageous warrior. In retrospect I should have asked /b/ instead.

Posted by: Blazer at July 09, 2010 07:41 PM (t72+4)

393

428 Demi Moore,

 

yeah but Demi your crank is bigger than some guys

Posted by: sven10077 at July 09, 2010 07:41 PM (kq1lG)

394 Then he shaved his head and it made you realize he had a bird neck. Went from normal to looking like a freakish sexual deviant.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 09, 2010 11:38 PM (9Lm5R)

Hmmmm....  I see.  That would be problematic.  Yet perhaps for the best.  The bird neck gene should not be transmitted to a new generation. 

Posted by: Reactionary at July 09, 2010 07:42 PM (4nbyM)

395 430

428 Demi Moore,

 yeah but Demi your crank is bigger than some guys

Posted by: sven10077 at July 09, 2010 11:41 PM

Dude! She told me that was her FINGER !!

Posted by: Ashton Kutcher at July 09, 2010 07:45 PM (sYxEE)

396 When Shia LeBeouf becomes the new Indy.  It's coming, brace yourselves for it!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 09, 2010 11:21 PM (c0A3e)

Shia LeBeouf...Justin Bieber... with a special cameo by Harrison Ford... in



Indiana Jones 7: The Last Crusade to Raid the Lost Ark of the Kingdom of the Chrystal Skulls' Temple of Doom

Posted by: Movie Preview Guy at July 09, 2010 07:48 PM (tSaRw)

397 One of the two brothers had a baby-blue leisure suit, too. Ha-ha. (But the sandals were cool.)

Posted by: andycanuck at July 09, 2010 11:39 PM (7b1Uc)

Ughhh, never wore a leisure suit but I did have a tan corduroy 3 piece suit. My mom bought it for me to wear the night of my first choir recital in Jr high. It's amazing the teacher didn't kill me with all that squeaking from the suit.

Posted by: Rocks at July 09, 2010 07:48 PM (UYace)

398 Of the great Rockabilly artists, I have seen JR Cash, Jerry Lee Lewis, & Carl Perkins. I'll never get the chance to see Elvis and Roy Orbison, but Chet Atkins??? Hmmm....

Posted by: flashbazzbo, s.e. at July 09, 2010 07:48 PM (x7MwC)

399 413 This doesn't even rise to the level of a strongly-worded letter:

U.N. Security Council condemns attack on S. Korean warship that killed 46 sailors but doesn't directly blame N. Korea http://bit.ly/cRm5oA

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 09, 2010 11:34 PM (c0A3e)

Why do they even waste their time? What a fucking joke!

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent - pissing on communists since the 70's at July 09, 2010 07:49 PM (YVZlY)

400

437,

what about Frank from Crime Story??/

 

an awesome series BTW

Posted by: sven10077 at July 09, 2010 07:49 PM (kq1lG)

401 Not surprising in the least that the Dems would use their lame duck session to jam more shit through the system to demoralize and impoverish us all.

The Obama-Pelosi Lame Duck Strategy

Union 'card-check,' cap and trade, and so much more.

The rush to recess gives Democrats little time to pass any major laws. That's why there have been signs in recent weeks that party leaders are planning an ambitious, lame-duck session to muscle through bills in December they don't want to defend before November. Retiring or defeated members of Congress would then be able to vote for sweeping legislation without any fear of voter retaliation.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 09, 2010 07:49 PM (c0A3e)

402 re: #394 - A few days in the bush and socks get crusty...

Posted by: FORGER - Racist Czar at July 09, 2010 07:50 PM (E5Pqe)

403 Kratos it's worse. They plan to pass lame versions of the bills in the House and Senate now and then gut them and replace them in committee during the recess.

Posted by: Rocks at July 09, 2010 07:51 PM (UYace)

404 435 , you're getting close. Indy always seems to feel like it has to circle back to Judaeo-Christian legend. Maybe next time it should be a hunt for Muhammad's buraq, that pegasus ripoff who gave him the tour of the Temple Mount. With Gary Busey playing Ariel Sharon, the villain

Posted by: Zimriel at July 09, 2010 07:51 PM (jC00x)

405

440 Kratos,

Yeah they're talking a great game but if they had the stones it'd have been done already they've got a bobsled course now.

Posted by: sven10077 at July 09, 2010 07:51 PM (kq1lG)

406 He's Canadian. Be lucky his head doesn't flop around when he talks. Kick the baby?!!!!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 09, 2010 07:52 PM (cQdS6)

407 Bite me, Hairboy. 

You try dragging a bald head out into the sun for a few hours and see if you like trying to put your head down on your pillow or putting it under the shower after a good dose of nuclear radiation...

Bald, better looking than when I had hair, and fucking proud of it.

I never saw Dick Cheney in a fucking baseball hat. Admittedly, the sun was probably hiding from Cheney.

Posted by: arhooley at July 09, 2010 07:53 PM (6GjHP)

408 Retiring or defeated members of Congress would then be able to vote for sweeping legislation without any fear of voter retaliation.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 09, 2010 11:49 PM


Any corporation or whatever who puts them on their board of directors or otherwise hires them will be on my permanent shit list, unless it's a casino that hired Harry Reid to clean the toilets

Posted by: kbdabear at July 09, 2010 07:53 PM (sYxEE)

409

443 Rocks,

not gonna happen....the Senate will filibuster the hell out of it.....

or John Boner'll do what Newt should have done and run the mule rules in simple reverse....we were FAR too gentle when we took power last time.

Posted by: sven10077 at July 09, 2010 07:53 PM (kq1lG)

410

Some guys can't pull off the manly bald look though.

I'm doing the best I can...

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent - pissing on communists since the 70's at July 09, 2010 07:53 PM (YVZlY)

411 He needs help. Whether or not he gets any is entirely up to him.

Posted by: 1L guy at July 09, 2010 07:55 PM (mHQoR)

412

428 Demi Moore,

 yeah but Demi your crank is bigger than some guys

Posted by: sven10077 at July 09, 2010 11:41 PM

Dude! She told me that was her FINGER !!
Posted by: Ashton Kutcher

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Posted by: FORGER - Racist Czar at July 09, 2010 07:56 PM (E5Pqe)

413 432 Hans Zimmer's score to Inception looks to be outstanding.  This track is pretty good.
http://3ofo.sl.pt

Posted by: CDR M at July 09, 2010 11:43 PM (5I8G0)

I have no desire to watch Inception, no matter how good its supposed to be.
----------------------------

To say nothing of what a prick Zimmer is. He's another Eurotrash transplant who divides his time between making a fortune in America and badmouthing us.

Posted by: arhooley at July 09, 2010 07:56 PM (6GjHP)

414 "...you are provocatively dressed in your tight dress and tight clothes!"

When did Mel become a Muslim?

Posted by: fbundy at July 09, 2010 07:56 PM (oeBLn)

415 Went from normal to looking like a freakish sexual deviant.

Is there any other kind of sexual deviant? 

Posted by: Peaches at July 09, 2010 07:58 PM (fwW9R)

416 Indy 4 should have been about the temple treasure from the Copper Scroll of the Dead Sea Scrolls. Yes, repetitive but it would have brought it full circle.

Posted by: Rocks at July 09, 2010 08:00 PM (UYace)

417
To say nothing of what a prick Zimmer is. He's another Eurotrash transplant who divides his time between making a fortune in America and badmouthing us.
Posted by: arhooley at July 09, 2010 11:56 PM

Zimmer is also worse than James Horner when it comes to redoing his previous motifs and melodies over and over.

Posted by: kbdabear at July 09, 2010 08:00 PM (sYxEE)

418 Are we doing the "ask Blazer" thing tonight, cause I have a question that occurred to me as I was motoring from the office to the bar earlier.  How many accidents are truly "accidents," and how many are just some fed up fucker like me thinking, "that's it, I'm just gonna ram that asshole and destroy his little shitbox of a car?"

Posted by: Peaches at July 09, 2010 08:01 PM (fwW9R)

419

arhooley, had no idea Zimmer was trashing us.  Got a linky?  Now I don't feel so guilty of downloading his stuff for free.

Posted by: CDR M at July 09, 2010 11:59 PM (5I8G0)

Go to big hollywood and watch two of the stars bashing cheney and Palin as only clueless fucking libs can.

Posted by: robtr at July 09, 2010 08:01 PM (fwSHf)

420 Is there any other kind of sexual deviant? 

Posted by: Peaches at July 09, 2010 11:58 PM (fwW9R)

Angelina Jolie is a sexual deviant, but I wouldn't call her freakish...

Posted by: Reactionary at July 09, 2010 08:01 PM (4nbyM)

421 Sven,
  I think they are dreaming too.

Posted by: Rocks at July 09, 2010 08:01 PM (UYace)

422 Angelina Jolie is a sexual deviant, but I wouldn't call her freakish...

You don't know her real well, do ya, sparky? 

Posted by: Billy Bob Whatsisname at July 09, 2010 08:02 PM (fwW9R)

423 463 Indy 4 should have been about the temple treasure from the Copper Scroll of the Dead Sea Scrolls. Yes, repetitive but it would have brought it full circle.

But then Indy would have been fighting Hamas and other jihadist elements, which would have been a no-no for Spielberg/Lucas.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 09, 2010 08:03 PM (c0A3e)

Posted by: andycanuck at July 09, 2010 08:04 PM (7b1Uc)

425 At the very least Indy 4 should have stuck to a  religious theme that ties to a major religion. That was really the hook of the movies. Aliens is just dumb, but then again so is an elected queen and metachlorians.

Posted by: Rocks at July 09, 2010 08:04 PM (UYace)

426 Indy 4 was a snoozer.  Literally.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 09, 2010 08:04 PM (2g2ex)

427 I never saw Dick Cheney in a fucking baseball hat. Admittedly, the sun was probably hiding from Cheney.
Posted by: arhooley

That and Cancer is terrified of Biggus Dickus.

Posted by: FORGER - Racist Czar at July 09, 2010 08:04 PM (E5Pqe)

428 #465  How many accidents are truly "accidents," and how many are just some fed up fucker like me thinking, "that's it, I'm just gonna ram that asshole and destroy his little shitbox of a car?"

What do you have against Smart Cars, Peaches? 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 09, 2010 08:04 PM (c0A3e)

429 How many accidents are truly "accidents," and how many are just some fed up fucker like me thinking, "that's it, I'm just gonna ram that asshole and destroy his little shitbox of a car?"
Posted by: Peaches at July 10, 2010 12:01 AM

That's why the insurance industry never uses the word "accident". They use "collision" and "liability"

Come to think of it, so does the legal profession


Posted by: kbdabear at July 09, 2010 08:05 PM (sYxEE)

430 Once worked with a guy that was balding, looked just fine when he grew out the back & sides just a bit. Then he shaved his head and it made you realize he had a bird neck. Went from normal to looking like a freakish sexual deviant.

I look like freakin' Iron Bar when I go bald.  It isn't pretty.

Posted by: Ace's liver at July 09, 2010 08:05 PM (XIXhw)

431

Angelina Jolie is a sexual deviant, but I wouldn't call her freakish...

Posted by: Reactionary

I'd call her what ever she want me to just to get some of that sexually deviant, freakish lovin'..

Posted by: FORGER - Racist Czar at July 09, 2010 08:07 PM (E5Pqe)

432


Are we doing the "ask Blazer" thing tonight, cause I have a question that occurred to me as I was motoring from the office to the bar earlier.  How many accidents are truly "accidents," and how many are just some fed up fucker like me thinking, "that's it, I'm just gonna ram that asshole and destroy his little shitbox of a car?"

Posted by: Peaches at July 10, 2010 12:01 AM (fwW9R)




No child, I'm pretty sure you wouldn't like how that question was answered concerning you.

Posted by: Blazer at July 09, 2010 08:07 PM (t72+4)

433 arhooley!!!!

Posted by: wherestherum at July 09, 2010 08:08 PM (gofDd)

434 471 I have no desire to watch Inception,
And the three stars are promoting the film by shitting on Cheney and Palin, mainly for enviro-shit reasons.
Posted by: andycanuck at July 10, 2010 12:04 AM

A lot of celebrities are working double overtime lately trying to keep the polish on their favorite turd, aren't they. King Barry is still Perfection, he can do no wrong, Bush's fault, big oil, buy my CD and watch my new movie

Posted by: kbdabear at July 09, 2010 08:08 PM (sYxEE)

435 I'd call her what ever she want me to just to get some of that sexually deviant, freakish lovin'..

Posted by: FORGER - Racist Czar at July 10, 2010 12:07 AM (E5Pqe)

I susect she could teach some amazing things!  Alas - the fact that she's been contaminated by exposure to Billy Bob is pretty damn disconcerting.  Takes the joy right out of the idea.

Posted by: Reactionary at July 09, 2010 08:09 PM (4nbyM)

436 What do you have against Smart Cars, Peaches? 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 10, 2010 12:04 AM (c0A3e)

It's actually not the Smart Cars, Krat, it just that I share the road with an alarming number of drivers more suited to donkey carts than internal combustion engines.  Make of that what you will.

Posted by: Peaches at July 09, 2010 08:09 PM (fwW9R)

437 That's a shame as I was looking forward to Inception. My wife hates going to the theater  but this is just her kind of movie so she was actually looking forward to it. I won't show her that though until after we go. Yes, they are douches but I really like Nolan.

Posted by: Rocks at July 09, 2010 08:10 PM (UYace)

438 "You look like a (expletive) bitch in heat, and if you get raped by a pack of (N-word) my big black brothers, it will be your fault. You provoked it. You are provocatively dressed a female Republican in Manhattan."

Fixed it for Mel.

Posted by: Sandra Bernhard at July 09, 2010 08:11 PM (Vc3Ht)

439 And we have walkie talkies

Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at July 09, 2010 08:11 PM (iRsz4)

440

...the fact that she's been contaminated by exposure to Billy Bob is pretty damn disconcerting.  Posted by: Reactionary

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Let's start with something easy - Do you actually think it was a WOMAN'S idea to pin her ankles behind her ears???

Posted by: FORGER - Racist Czar at July 09, 2010 08:12 PM (E5Pqe)

441 I stongly suspect shaving my head would result in a look closer to Uncle Fester than Yul Brynner.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 09, 2010 08:12 PM (2g2ex)

442 arhooley, had no idea Zimmer was trashing us.  Got a linky?  Now I don't feel so guilty of downloading his stuff for free.
Posted by: CDR M
-------------------

I heard it straight from the mouth of a Hellywood insider. Oh I'm so cool.

rum!!!!!!

Posted by: arhooley at July 09, 2010 08:12 PM (6GjHP)

443 Is anyone in the entire United States working harder or more effectively to elect conservatives in November than this guy?

His work ethic and energy are astounding.

Posted by: Dan at July 09, 2010 08:13 PM (9L1z6)

444 then again so is an elected queen and metachlorians.

Midichlorians?

Posted by: wherestherum at July 09, 2010 08:14 PM (gofDd)

445 #483 It's actually not the Smart Cars, Krat, it just that I share the road with an alarming number of drivers more suited to donkey carts than internal combustion engines.  Make of that what you will.

Thank God then we don't have flying cars, as there's too many people who can't handle 2 dimensions. 

There's enough of said drivers in PA, but most of them come from New Jersey.  My stepfather calls those concrete road barriers "The Jersey Wall".

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 09, 2010 08:14 PM (c0A3e)

446

...the fact that she's been contaminated by exposure to Billy Bob is pretty damn disconcerting.  Posted by: Reactionary

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Let's start with something easy - Do you actually think it was a WOMAN'S idea to pin her ankles behind her ears???

She wore his blood in a vial around her neck.  Let's not forget that part. 

Posted by: Peaches at July 09, 2010 08:14 PM (fwW9R)

447 Posted by: arhooley at July 10, 2010 12:12 AM (6GjHP)

Did you say hi to your sister for me?

Posted by: wherestherum at July 09, 2010 08:14 PM (gofDd)

448 Zimmer is also worse than James Horner when it comes to redoing his previous motifs and melodies over and over. Yeeeeeeeeeesssssssss! I was off in the kitchen just now thinking of that very thing. Funny, the old time film composers would shit themselves if they re-used a motif. On the DVD commentary for Alien, Jerry Goldsmith talks about how Ridley Scott used some of his previous work as temp music for rough cuts, but Scott decided to keep that music for the final cut.....against Goldsmith's wishes. After the movie came out, a bunch of Goldsmith's peers gave him shit for re-using music. Goldsmith was PISSED at Scott for awhile.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 09, 2010 08:15 PM (9Lm5R)

449 I'm sure we've all noticed the shift among lefties we know from "Yes We Can!" to "He could have, but Bush fucked it up beyond repair"

Posted by: kbdabear at July 09, 2010 08:15 PM (sYxEE)

450 461 Went from normal to looking like a freakish sexual deviant.
Is there any other kind of sexual deviant?

Hello there.

Posted by: Suave, Debonair, and Handsome Sexual Deviant at July 09, 2010 08:16 PM (tgYV0)

451

Let's start with something easy - Do you actually think it was a WOMAN'S idea to pin her ankles behind her ears???

It's amazing how upsidedown tattoos on each calf muscle end up nicely framing the face in that position! 

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 09, 2010 08:16 PM (2g2ex)

452 She wore his blood in a vial around her neck.  Let's not forget that part. 
Posted by: Peaches

OK, that was a bit on the Creepshow side...

Posted by: FORGER - Racist Czar at July 09, 2010 08:16 PM (E5Pqe)

453 OK, that was a bit on the Creepshow side...

Posted by: FORGER - Racist Czar at July 10, 2010 12:16 AM (E5Pqe)

'Member her french kissing her baby brother after the Oscars that time?

Posted by: Peaches at July 09, 2010 08:18 PM (fwW9R)

454 She wore his blood in a vial around her neck. Let's not forget that part. Nor the fact that her hoo hoo has a revolving door its seen so much action. Who knows what evil lurks in that plumbing.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 09, 2010 08:18 PM (cQdS6)

455 Thank God then we don't have flying cars, as there's too many people who can't handle 2 dimensions.

Their patterns indicate ... Two dimensional thinking

Posted by: Capt Spock at July 09, 2010 08:18 PM (sYxEE)

456

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Let's start with something easy - Do you actually think it was a WOMAN'S idea to pin her ankles behind her ears???

Posted by: FORGER - Racist Czar at July 10, 2010 12:12 AM (E5Pqe)

Well, yeah - it is a bad thing.  Intimacy with a person like BBT makes a woman undateable for the remainder of her days. 

As for pinning ankles behind ears, I can't say who first came up with it, but I'm grateful for his/her innovative spirit.

Posted by: Reactionary at July 09, 2010 08:19 PM (4nbyM)

457 Ellen Page talking about "expanding intelligence"?   I'll bet nobody could put anything of value in Page's small cranium.

 And was there any good movie Page was in?  She was one of the worst actors in X3.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 09, 2010 08:19 PM (c0A3e)

458 Peaches, I didn't say I wanted to join the family....

I've dated plenty of chicks from Arkansas, and my policy was Don't Ask, Don't Tell.

Posted by: FORGER - Racist Czar at July 09, 2010 08:19 PM (E5Pqe)

459 Nor the fact that her hoo hoo has a revolving door its seen so much action. Who knows what evil lurks in that plumbing.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 10, 2010 12:18 AM (cQdS6)

Yup.  And the fact that she made common cause with the world's most disappointingly beta male doesn't exactly weigh in her favor.  I mean, what a tail-between-the-legs puppy ol' Brad turned out to be, eh?  It's like the day after watching Thelma & Louise and all that "omg, the hitchhiker, he's so hot" didn't even happen.

Posted by: Peaches at July 09, 2010 08:21 PM (fwW9R)

460 She wore his blood in a vial around her neck.  Let's not forget that part. 
Posted by: Peaches

They also had a special room with padded walls to have sex in because they were so violent.

Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at July 09, 2010 08:22 PM (iRsz4)

461
Midichlorians?
Posted by: wherestherum at July 10, 2010 12:14 AM


It's stupid no matter how it's spelled.

Posted by: Rocks at July 09, 2010 08:23 PM (UYace)

462 mpur!  How you doin', girl?  Are you moving soon?  I did say a prayer or two.

Posted by: Peaches at July 09, 2010 08:23 PM (fwW9R)

463 Are you moving soon? Ooh yeah, what is happening????

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 09, 2010 08:24 PM (cQdS6)

464 They also had a special room with padded walls to have sex in because they were so violent.

Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at July 10, 2010 12:22 AM (iRsz4)

Wow.  Did not know that.  Cooool...

 

Posted by: Reactionary at July 09, 2010 08:25 PM (4nbyM)

465 #511  They also had a special room with padded walls to have sex in because they were so violent.

What the hell?  I have no words...


Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 09, 2010 08:25 PM (c0A3e)

466 I think after this past week, we can put aside the MFM myth of King Barry as the "post-racial president" who "transcends race"

Perhaps 20 years in Rev Goddamn America's pews should have been a harbinger?

Posted by: kbdabear at July 09, 2010 08:26 PM (sYxEE)

467 mpur!  How you doin', girl?  Are you moving soon?  I did say a prayer or two.

Should know for sure tomorrow.

And thanks.

Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at July 09, 2010 08:26 PM (iRsz4)

468 Now that I've been Tag Teamed by the Moronettes, I think I'll go to the bedroom and let The Ol' Lady stomp on my nuts by letting her pick the movie we're gonna watch...

Good nite, sleep tight and don't let the libtards bite...

Later y'all

Posted by: FORGER - Racist Czar at July 09, 2010 08:26 PM (E5Pqe)

469 I sometimes wear a hat when I didn't get a chance to shower this week.

Posted by: motionview at July 09, 2010 08:27 PM (zKCvp)

470 fingers crossed, mpur

Posted by: Peaches at July 09, 2010 08:28 PM (fwW9R)

471
I had started having sex with my boyfriend and the sex and the emotions didnÂ’t feel enough. I was no longer a little girl. In a moment of wanting to feel closer to my boyfriend I grabbed a knife and cut him. He cut me back. We had an exchange of something and we were covered in blood, my heart was racing. Then whenever I felt trapped, IÂ’d cut myself. I have a lot of scars. It was an age when I felt adventurous and after a few beers things happened.

Posted by: Angela Jolie at July 09, 2010 08:28 PM (Rr5rj)

472 Nor the fact that her hoo hoo has a revolving door its seen so much action. Who knows what evil lurks in that plumbing.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 10, 2010 12:18 AM (cQdS6)

Actually, in a way, that's why I'm glad that I'll never meet her.  After all - being shot down by the town tramp is sort of an ego killer.  She'd be like "Yeah Reactionary, I've been with a lot of dudes, and some were really skeevey, but when it comes to you I'm gonna have to pass."

Posted by: Reactionary at July 09, 2010 08:29 PM (4nbyM)

473 471 I have no desire to watch Inception,
And the three stars are promoting the film by shitting on Cheney and Palin, mainly for enviro-shit reasons.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 10, 2010 12:04 AM (7b1Uc)

Dammit!  I've been waiting to see that film since I saw the trailer before Iron Man 2.  I'll just have to ignore this, 'cause I'll be if I let these jackasses ruin a movie for me.  I was already iffy because it had DiCaprio in it.

Posted by: soulpile at July 09, 2010 08:29 PM (afWhQ)

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 09, 2010 08:29 PM (c0A3e)

475 508 Ellen Page talking about "expanding intelligence"?   I'll bet nobody could put anything of value in Page's small cranium.

 And was there any good movie Page was in?  She was one of the worst actors in X3.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta)

She played my daughter Treena.

Posted by: Jim Lahey at July 09, 2010 08:30 PM (Vol3D)

476
523

belly-laugh!

Posted by: Peaches at July 09, 2010 08:30 PM (fwW9R)

477 Did you say hi to your sister for me? Posted by: wherestherum -------------------------------- Hehehehehehehehhhhhh.

Posted by: arhooley at July 09, 2010 08:32 PM (6GjHP)

478 Late to the thread, but prayers for mystry. 



Posted by: Y-not is late to the party as usual at July 09, 2010 08:32 PM (HDip8)

479 525 Night Forger.

Speaking of bad drivers.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 10, 2010 12:29 AM

First one up on that list is George Michael;

"BOTH hands on the wheel when driving, Mr Michael"

Posted by: kbdabear at July 09, 2010 08:33 PM (sYxEE)

480 I'm out as soon as I finish pounding my bazillionth beer, but as a poor coda to PGiS's lovely sentiments last night, I just want to say that sometimes I come home filled with contempt and loathing for my fellow man, then I jump into the ONT to vent and I am overcome with love and affection for just about every one of you morons.  I owe you all a great debt of gratitude for that.  And I remember you all in my pitiful, mostly unheard, prayers every night.


Posted by: Peaches at July 09, 2010 08:36 PM (fwW9R)

481 Evening.  M's game vs. NYY was an exercise in futility.

Posted by: Editor at July 09, 2010 08:37 PM (YX6i/)

482 I was already iffy because it had DiCaprio in it.

Posted by: soulpile at July 10, 2010 12:29 AM (afWhQ)

Me too. But I saw Shutter Island I thought this could have been good with some decent writing, then I saw the Inception trailer and said Hmmmm maybe they got it right.


Posted by: Rocks at July 09, 2010 08:37 PM (UYace)

483 'Anyone heard from chemjeff lately?  The last I heard he was packing and had cancelled his trip to Cali.  Is he moving now? 

mpur, you're moving, too?  It's nice to know I'm not the only one in moving hell.

Posted by: Y-not is late to the party as usual at July 09, 2010 08:40 PM (HDip8)

484 I just want to say that sometimes I come home filled with contempt and loathing for my fellow man, then I jump into the ONT to vent and I am overcome with love and affection for just about every one of you morons. So what you're saying is, you start off with the crystal-clear sanity of the unapologetically insensitive misanthrope......and then then throw it all away by getting weepy for us morons.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 09, 2010 08:41 PM (9Lm5R)

485 yeah, i think chemjeff was in moving hell.  Probably trying to set-up an internet connection.  Though, he is moving to Missouri, so they may not have the internet there, yet.

Posted by: Editor at July 09, 2010 08:42 PM (YX6i/)

486 535 'Anyone heard from chemjeff lately?  The last I heard he was packing and had cancelled his trip to Cali.  Is he moving now? 

mpur, you're moving, too?  It's nice to know I'm not the only one in moving hell.
Posted by: Y-not is late to the party as usual at July 10, 2010 12:40 AM

I've still got lots to do here too, moving out next week.

Posted by: kbdabear at July 09, 2010 08:43 PM (sYxEE)

487 #536  So what you're saying is, you start off with the crystal-clear sanity of the unapologetically insensitive misanthrope......and then then throw it all away by getting weepy for us morons.

Odd, isn't it?  Could be construed as a sign of weakness.

Damn human emotions.

/Thanks for the sentiments, Peaches.


Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 09, 2010 08:44 PM (c0A3e)

488 Though, he is moving to Missouri, so they may not have the internet there, yet.

Posted by: Editor at July 10, 2010 12:42 AM (YX6i/)

He moved to St. Joe, they still use the pony express there. Not letting go of it.

Posted by: robtr at July 09, 2010 08:44 PM (fwSHf)

489 Though, he is moving to Missouri, so they may not have the internet there, yet.

Bwa-ha-ha!

Although, I shouldn't laugh.  I just discovered that there's no Crate & Barrel in all of Utah.

Posted by: Y-not is late to the party as usual at July 09, 2010 08:44 PM (HDip8)

490
>>And I remember you all in my pitiful, mostly unheard, prayers every night.

*sniff* That is so sweet, Peaches. *sniff*



..bet u go good with cream.

Posted by: SiM at July 09, 2010 08:44 PM (Rr5rj)

491 I just discovered that there's no Crate & Barrel in all of Utah.

I was horrified to learn the closest Whole Foods to Syracuse was in Toronto.

Posted by: wherestherum at July 09, 2010 08:45 PM (gofDd)

492

Though, he is moving to Missouri, so they may not have the internet there, yet.

Interner? We've got internettes, but most of 'em are barefoot and preggers.

 


 

Posted by: Missouri at July 09, 2010 08:45 PM (AMYl0)

493 I've still got lots to do here too, moving out next week.
Posted by: kbdabear

Oh, yeah, you're also in the club! 

Still, I'm sure you're unhappy right now but I am happy for you.  You definitely need a change of scene and someone nearby to be of moral support (and otherwise).  I'm hopeful for you that Florida will bring good things.

Posted by: Y-not is late to the party as usual at July 09, 2010 08:46 PM (HDip8)

494 I've still got lots to do here too, moving out next week.

Posted by: kbdabear at July 10, 2010 12:43 AM (sYxEE)

Kb, I checked my world points. I have alittle over 13,000. Go to the Bank of America Website and see if that will help you out and email me.

Posted by: robtr at July 09, 2010 08:46 PM (fwSHf)

495 and then then throw it all away by getting weepy for us morons.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 10, 2010 12:41 AM (9Lm5R)

No, I'm not prone to weepy.  But, teh morons restore my faith in humanity.  Especially you, ITC. 

Oh, hey, I was just wondering if anybody's heard from NCJoe lately, haven't seen him around.  Hopefully, not another giant tsunami . . .

Posted by: Peaches at July 09, 2010 08:47 PM (fwW9R)

496 Although, I shouldn't laugh.  I just discovered that there's no Crate & Barrel in all of Utah.

Posted by: Y-not is late to the party as usual at July 10, 2010 12:44 AM (HDip

So Utah lives in the future?  Awesome!!

Posted by: Editor at July 09, 2010 08:47 PM (YX6i/)

497

Kb, I checked my world points. I have alittle over 13,000. Go to the Bank of America Website and see if that will help you out and email me.

Posted by: robtr at July 10, 2010 12:46 AM

I've reserved the flight on AA for next Friday, can I still use the points with the reservation?

Posted by: kbdabear at July 09, 2010 08:49 PM (sYxEE)

498 Though, he is moving to Missouri, so they may not have the internet there, yet.

Posted by: Editor at July 10, 2010 12:42 AM (YX6i/)

We don't need no stinkin' internet, we got sheep.  And they're super friendly.  Y'all gonna love it here!


Posted by: Missouri, the "Show Me" State at July 09, 2010 08:50 PM (fwW9R)

499 I kind of feel guilty about busting on New Jersey drivers when I see these stories about their still awesome governor.

Christie looks to privatize motor vehicle inspections, other services


New Jersey would close its centralized car inspection lanes and motorists would pay for their own emissions tests under a sweeping set of recommendations set to be released by the Christie administration today.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 09, 2010 08:51 PM (c0A3e)

500 By the way, doesn't that little bot Ellen Page remind you of Janeane Garofalo? Just as I thought JG was fading, dammit. The Law of Conservation of Annoying Liberals.

Posted by: arhooley at July 09, 2010 08:51 PM (6GjHP)

501 I've reserved the flight on AA for next Friday, can I still use the points with the reservation?

Posted by: kbdabear at July 10, 2010 12:49 AM (sYxEE)

I think so, I've never used them. My kids always grab them but they are kind of like money. Check their website or if I need to check it let me know and I will tomorrow. I think you can though.

Posted by: robtr at July 09, 2010 08:52 PM (fwSHf)

502 No, I'm not prone to weepy. But, teh morons restore my faith in humanity. Especially you, ITC Okay, now I'M getting weepy. Thanks Peaches. Now I need to go find a hippy I can kick in the nutsack to restore my curmudgeonly mental equilibrium.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 09, 2010 08:52 PM (9Lm5R)

503 But there is a Williams-Sonoma.  'Not sure I get that. 

Kinda' bummed about the Crate & Barrel -- we've gotten some good furniture there.  Pottery Barn's stuff isn't as well made, in general. 

So Utah lives in the future?

Yes, Editor.  All restaurants are Taco Bell. 

Posted by: Y-not is late to the party as usual at July 09, 2010 08:52 PM (HDip8)

504 By the way, doesn't that little bot Ellen Page remind you of Janeane Garofalo? Just as I thought JG was fading, dammit. The Law of Conservation of Annoying Liberals.

Posted by: arhooley at July 10, 2010 12:51 AM (6GjHP)

I thought that too, I am not starved enough for entertainment to contribute to any of those 3 asshats.

Posted by: robtr at July 09, 2010 08:53 PM (fwSHf)

505 Now I need to go find a hippy I can kick in the nutsack to restore my curmudgeonly mental equilibrium.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 10, 2010 12:52 AM (9Lm5R)

Smack him up once for me, willya?  Just for shits & giggles.

Posted by: Missouri, the at July 09, 2010 08:54 PM (fwW9R)

506 552 By the way, doesn't that little bot Ellen Page remind you of Janeane Garofalo? Just as I thought JG was fading, dammit. The Law of Conservation of Annoying Liberals.

Too much, and Ellen isn't even as smart or humorous as Garawfulo (admittedly a very low bar). 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 09, 2010 08:54 PM (c0A3e)

507 Damn you, sock!

Posted by: Peaches at July 09, 2010 08:54 PM (fwW9R)

508 Smack him up once for me, willya? Just for shits & giggles. You got it, sister.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 09, 2010 08:56 PM (9Lm5R)

509 Yes, Editor.  All restaurants are Taco Bell. 
Posted by: Y-not


Small towns in Texas live in the past.  All restaurants are Dairy Queen.

Posted by: huerfano at July 09, 2010 08:56 PM (rqC5o)

510 Yes, Editor.  All restaurants are Taco Bell.

Too bad there isn't red meat, cigarettes, swearing, guns, or even decadent activities in the future. 

/How crappier would Taco Bell be if their fare didn't contain any meat at all?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 09, 2010 08:57 PM (c0A3e)

511 Ok, time to call it a day.

Night all.

Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at July 09, 2010 08:58 PM (iRsz4)

512 /How crappier would Taco Bell be if their fare didn't contain any meat at all?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 10, 2010 12:57 AM (c0A3e)

there would be alot more stray dogs if that were the case.

Posted by: robtr at July 09, 2010 08:58 PM (fwSHf)

513 New Jersey would close its centralized car inspection lanes and motorists would pay for their own emissions tests under a sweeping set of recommendations set to be released by the Christie administration today.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 10, 2010 12:51 AM

Gee, we have to pay for the smog check out here. How will NJ ever cope with that

Posted by: kbdabear at July 09, 2010 08:59 PM (sYxEE)

514 Yes, Editor. All restaurants are Taco Bell. Too bad there isn't red meat, cigarettes, swearing, guns, or even decadent activities in the future. /How crappier would Taco Bell be if their fare didn't contain any meat at all? So in the future, does TV have ads where Mr. Whipple squeezes the two seashells?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 09, 2010 08:59 PM (9Lm5R)

515 Night mpur.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 09, 2010 09:00 PM (c0A3e)

516

I think so, I've never used them. My kids always grab them but they are kind of like money. Check their website or if I need to check it let me know and I will tomorrow. I think you can though.

Posted by: robtr at July 10, 2010 12:52 AM

Thanks, I'll look it up

Posted by: kbdabear at July 09, 2010 09:01 PM (sYxEE)

517 #566  So in the future, does TV have ads where Mr. Whipple squeezes the two seashells?

How else would people know how to use the three seashells?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 09, 2010 09:02 PM (c0A3e)

518 Too bad there isn't red meat, cigarettes, swearing, guns, or even decadent activities in the future.

You realize, of course, that you're basically describing Utah. 

Except for the fluid transfers.  My new state is really into those!  ;-)

Posted by: Y-not is late to the party as usual at July 09, 2010 09:02 PM (HDip8)

519 Where the hell is Al Sharpton on this whole Mel Gibson deal?  Is he on vacation or what? 

And, Holder, can't he find a reason to prosecute the fucker?

I'm a little disappointed.

Posted by: Peaches at July 09, 2010 09:03 PM (fwW9R)

520 #570  Except for the fluid transfers.  My new state is really into those!  ;-)

Crosses Utah off the list.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 09, 2010 09:03 PM (c0A3e)

521 How else would people know how to use the three seashells? Well, If Newsweek is still around......

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 09, 2010 09:03 PM (9Lm5R)

522 @570

But there are a lot of guns, too, so I wasn't quite fair there.

Posted by: Y-not is late to the party as usual at July 09, 2010 09:04 PM (HDip8)

523 #573  Well, If Newsweek is still around......

Or even the New York Times.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 09, 2010 09:07 PM (c0A3e)

524 Okay, time for me to head on out, because I'm tired and I have pron up in another window, but mostly because I have pron up in another window. G'nite 'roons.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 09, 2010 09:09 PM (9Lm5R)

525 This is a testament to American ingenuity.  Hopefully Obamacare doesn't completely kill it.

Scientists develop 'fake' genetically-engineered blood for use on the battlefield

American scientists have developed 'artificial' blood that could soon be used to treat wounded soldiers in battle.

The genetically-engineered blood is created by  taking cells from umbilical cords and using a machine to mimic the way bone marrow works to produce mass quantities of usable units of red blood cells.


Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 09, 2010 09:18 PM (c0A3e)

526

The genetically-engineered blood is created by  taking cells from umbilical cords and using a machine to mimic the way bone marrow works to produce mass quantities of usable units of red blood cells.


Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 10, 2010 01:18 AM (c0A3e)

I read about that. The scientist that are true scientists instead of political operatives are friggning amazing.

Posted by: robtr at July 09, 2010 09:20 PM (fwSHf)

527 In defense of pants with cargo pockets, I wear them (in both long and short versions) because they fit my Sig .380 perfectly.

Posted by: SaintGeorgeGentile at July 09, 2010 09:21 PM (/nNkJ)

528

I read about that. The scientist that are true scientists instead of political operatives are friggning amazing.

Posted by: robtr at July 10, 2010 01:20 AM (fwSHf)

Cum here for some science, darling.

Posted by: Dr. Ruth at July 09, 2010 09:22 PM (YX6i/)

529 584 In defense of pants with cargo pockets, I wear them (in both long and short versions) because they fit my Sig .380 perfectly.

Sure, but what I hate about cargo pockets is when they get caught on something and end up ripping the pants.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 09, 2010 09:23 PM (c0A3e)

530 #585  Cum here for some science, darling.

Aren't you going to retire soon?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 09, 2010 09:24 PM (c0A3e)

531

Cum here for some science, darling.

Posted by: Dr. Ruth at July 10, 2010 01:22 AM (YX6i/)

I thought you were dead

Posted by: robtr at July 09, 2010 09:24 PM (fwSHf)

532 #588  I thought you were dead

That line's for me!

Posted by: Snake Plissken at July 09, 2010 09:25 PM (c0A3e)

533 The thread is though. Nite

Posted by: robtr at July 09, 2010 09:26 PM (fwSHf)

534 So, Joseph Gordon-Levitt is a little prick, too?

Posted by: moi at July 09, 2010 09:27 PM (bjYAr)

535 Pray to Gaia that this story's true and that somebody in the Administration doesn't have their head up their ass concerning the potential threat of China to our Pacific interests.

U.S. Tomahawk Missiles Deployed Near China Send Message

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 09, 2010 09:27 PM (c0A3e)

536 The rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated, but not my skills in the sack, oooo, ahhhh, oooo.

Posted by: Dr. Ruth at July 09, 2010 09:29 PM (YX6i/)

537 This bastard can't run forever.

Police: 'Barefoot Bandit' may have fled Bahamas

MARSH HARBOUR, Bahamas – A fugitive U.S. teenager who has successfully eluded teams of local police and FBI agents may have slipped off the island where he allegedly crash-landed a stolen plane nearly a week ago, police said Friday.

Authorities are investigating a report that Colton Harris-Moore, dubbed the "Barefoot Bandit," has fled Great Abaco Island and was spotted on Eleuthera, about 40 miles (65 kilometers) to the south, two police officials said.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 09, 2010 09:30 PM (c0A3e)

538 I'm doing it for the animals.

Posted by: Coton Harris-Moore at July 09, 2010 09:33 PM (YX6i/)

539 Update: Death toll from twin suicide bombing in Pakistan jumps to 102, 115 wounded - AP

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 09, 2010 09:33 PM (c0A3e)

540 Don't ask the UN to do anything, just sink it as soon as it gets near Gaza.

Israel asks UN to halt Libyan ship


Israel on Friday requested that the UN step up efforts in preventing a Gaza-bound Lybian ship from setting sail from Greece Friday.

In an in an official letter to UN Secretary General Ban Ki-moon, Israeli Ambassador to the UN Gabriela Shalev requested the international community use its power to halt the humanitarian aid ship, funded by an organization headed by the son of Lybian leader Muammar Gaddafi.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 09, 2010 09:36 PM (c0A3e)

541 So I take it Mel didn't get the bj.

Posted by: Uncle Jed at July 09, 2010 09:38 PM (5SG7M)

542 This guy is a classic alky....he lashes out without any real sense and blames others for his position.  He may sound sober but I guarantee you he was drinking.  His anger is palpable and its obvious he needs help.  I am wondering if Robert Downey Jr would be a welcome phone call to Mel.

Posted by: JCELEPHANT at July 09, 2010 09:38 PM (VchLY)

543 599 This guy is a classic alky....he lashes out without any real sense and blames others for his position.  He may sound sober but I guarantee you he was drinking.  His anger is palpable and its obvious he needs help.  I am wondering if Robert Downey Jr would be a welcome phone call to Mel.

He's revealing his true colors.  He needs help alright.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 09, 2010 09:41 PM (c0A3e)

544 Good Morning M&Ms

Back for a quick check in after the lightning ate everything.

Mel Gibson; the last movie of his I bought was "We Were Soldiers". It was a good movie but it looks like that will be the last one.

Socks with sandals???  When I was a kid and you would see someone downtown with shorts, sandals, and black socks you knew it was a visiting Yankee.  Especially when they drove away with the chitter of studded snow tires.

And Chet Atkins; probably the best guitar player of all time. I have 22 hours of his stuff.

Posted by: Vic at July 09, 2010 09:41 PM (/jbAw)

545 Ace of  Spades Hq: I have a question - what's it to ya? What exactly is the purpose of this post? I have had about enough of your little website, and I am just about to remove you from my bookmarks, like I did LGF not too long ago. Are you going down that same road?

Posted by: William Wilson at July 09, 2010 09:43 PM (dqYiX)

546 602: see ya silly billy!

Posted by: Uncle Jed at July 09, 2010 09:46 PM (5SG7M)

547 #602  It's an Open Overnight Thread, dude.   If you don't like the thread, you don't have to look at it, much less post on how it lacks purpose.

Dear Lord... 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 09, 2010 09:47 PM (c0A3e)

548 594 This bastard can't run forever.

He's certainly racking up the dollar amount of his thefts.  An airplane and a 50' boat in the last week must be ?750K.   

Posted by: some wench at July 09, 2010 09:47 PM (uJBct)

549 Ace of  Spades Hq: I have a question - what's it to ya? What exactly is the purpose of this post? I have had about enough of your little website, and I am just about to remove you from my bookmarks, like I did LGF not too long ago. Are you going down that same road?

Posted by: William Wilson at July 10, 2010 01:43 AM (dqYiX)

You will remove us from your bookmarks... but first you will blow me, and then Kratos.

Posted by: Editor at July 09, 2010 09:49 PM (YX6i/)

550 William Wilson?  Never heard of him.

Posted by: Charles Gibson at July 09, 2010 09:49 PM (2AwFA)

551 #596.  May the families find strength and comfort ...

People over there must feel like crabs.  Almost ready to escape when some idiot pulls them back down...

Posted by: Adriane at July 09, 2010 09:49 PM (+NfQM)

552 The Palis - eager for peace.

Abbas to Arabs: We'd Support a War Against Israel

Palestinian Authority Chairman Mahmoud Abbas told Arab leaders that the PA is ready to wage war on Israel if the rest of the Arab world does, according to the PA daily Al-Hayat al-Jadida as translated by Palestinian Media Watch.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 09, 2010 09:49 PM (c0A3e)

553 Especially when they drove away with the chitter of studded snow tires.

I remember my grandma had those on her big ole Lincoln, they would be put on at the start of every winter. 
Funny thing about every motorsport that requires tires (boats and whatnot excluded) is that the problem is not making power but getting it to the ground.  Tires are always the weak link.  Getting better traction is always more of a concern than making horsepower.

Posted by: Meddle Lark at July 09, 2010 09:50 PM (sJUx4)

554 I wear sandals, love Keens and such. However if you ever see me with socks on with sandals it means that my feet are sunburned. It almost never happens except when I am in the tropics. But, yes, it still sucks.

Posted by: rawmuse at July 09, 2010 09:52 PM (gQWi+)

555 #607  but first you will blow me, and then Kratos.

There are things in life that I still don't want, even if they are free. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 09, 2010 09:52 PM (c0A3e)

556 602 Ace of  Spades Hq: I have a question - what's it to ya? What exactly is the purpose of this post? I have had about enough of your little website, and I am just about to remove you from my bookmarks, like I did LGF not too long ago. Are you going down that same road?

Posted by: William Wilson

 

Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?

Posted by: oddball at July 09, 2010 09:55 PM (/7URA)

557 #615  Okay, good night?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 09, 2010 09:55 PM (c0A3e)

558

Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?

Posted by: oddball at July 10, 2010 01:55 AM (/7URA)

I think ace's ewok buddies are on the loose.

Posted by: Editor at July 09, 2010 09:57 PM (YX6i/)

559 #619  I think ace's ewok buddies are on the loose.

Or one of Axelrod's trolls is going haywire. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 09, 2010 09:59 PM (c0A3e)

560
>>You will remove us from your bookmarks... but first you will blow me, and then Kratos   SiM.

Posted by: SiM at July 09, 2010 09:59 PM (Rr5rj)

561 Heh -- they jusr got Spencer Ackerman over at Wired Magazine's Danger Room and he's not getting much love there.

Posted by: Ed Anger at July 09, 2010 10:00 PM (7+pP9)

562 its just you and me Kratos; I'm stepping out for a smoke on this utterly sublime summer evening...

Posted by: Uncle Jed at July 09, 2010 10:00 PM (5SG7M)

563 Whatever you do, don't tell me what happened at the Tour de France, today.  I've avoided all websites and updates and finally am able to sit down and watch today's stage.

Posted by: Editor at July 09, 2010 10:00 PM (YX6i/)

564 its just you and me Kratos; I'm stepping out for a smoke on this utterly sublime summer evening...

I'm still lurking about.

Posted by: Vic at July 09, 2010 10:02 PM (/jbAw)

565 #621  I knew you'd step up to the plate, SiM.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 09, 2010 10:02 PM (c0A3e)

566 Oh yeah, SiM, you're just implied.

Posted by: Editor at July 09, 2010 10:02 PM (YX6i/)

567 Home, where my thought's escaping ... Home, where my music's playing ... Home, where my love lies waiting, Silently for me ...

Posted by: Adriane at July 09, 2010 10:02 PM (+NfQM)

568
I hate cunts, Kratos. The little bitch should call Mel and hook-up.

Posted by: SiM at July 09, 2010 10:04 PM (Rr5rj)

569 623 its just you and me Kratos; I'm stepping out for a smoke on this utterly sublime summer evening...

There are others around.  I'm just glad it's not as hot tonight as it has been here for the past 4 freaking days.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 09, 2010 10:04 PM (c0A3e)

570 a cool, dry seventy here; no mosquitos...

Posted by: Uncle Jed at July 09, 2010 10:06 PM (5SG7M)

571 The Gay-Dix link is busted, BTW. Not that I was trying to hit it or anything...

Posted by: rawmuse at July 09, 2010 10:08 PM (gQWi+)

572 631 a cool, dry seventy here; no mosquitos...

Where you at?  I'm in Central PA.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 09, 2010 10:08 PM (c0A3e)

573 Had torrential rain here in Rochester last evening.. much cooler now.

Posted by: SiM at July 09, 2010 10:10 PM (Rr5rj)

574 humid and 97 after a high of 111 ... and 5 hours of yard work bracketed by sherbet and 7up, ice water, ice tea, etc.

Posted by: Adriane at July 09, 2010 10:11 PM (+NfQM)

575 se mn kratos; good luck on your phd, by the way.

Posted by: Uncle Jed at July 09, 2010 10:12 PM (5SG7M)

576 SiM: you funny.

Posted by: Uncle Jed at July 09, 2010 10:13 PM (5SG7M)

577 636 se mn kratos; good luck on your phd, by the way.

Thank you very much, .  I'm hoping one more year at the latest. 

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 09, 2010 10:13 PM (c0A3e)

578 Kratos: i suffered through four years of night law school so don't feel so bad!

Posted by: Uncle Jed at July 09, 2010 10:15 PM (5SG7M)

579 628 Home, where my thought's escaping ... Home, where my music's playing ... Home, where my love lies waiting, Silently for me ...

I remember that song.  Not my style though.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 09, 2010 10:16 PM (c0A3e)

580 #640 ... it seemed a polite thing to say after #615 ...

Posted by: Adriane at July 09, 2010 10:18 PM (+NfQM)

581 Somehow I didn't take this mob for Simon-Garfunkle...

Posted by: rawmuse at July 09, 2010 10:18 PM (gQWi+)

582 Mancow and Skunk Baxter are on redeye tonight; might be interesting.

Posted by: Uncle Jed at July 09, 2010 10:19 PM (5SG7M)

583 so i see imma gonna have to hump this load over the pass by myself esta noche.

Posted by: Uncle Jed at July 09, 2010 10:20 PM (5SG7M)

584 so i see imma gonna have to hump this load over the pass by myself esta noche.

Posted by: Uncle Jed at July 10, 2010 02:20 AM (5SG7M)

I don't see how that's different than any other night.

Posted by: Editor at July 09, 2010 10:22 PM (YX6i/)

585 i could put a gladiator movie in the vcr

Posted by: Uncle Jed at July 09, 2010 10:24 PM (5SG7M)

586 644 so i see imma gonna have to hump this load over the pass by myself esta noche.

It's a heavy burden at times though.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 09, 2010 10:24 PM (c0A3e)

587 Madcow on Redeye?  I don't have any TV but I get to see some episodes on an internet site that lets you watch shows for free.  They don't post every episode, wonder if they'll post that one.  I'm not sure if I'd want to see her though.

Posted by: Meddle Lark at July 09, 2010 10:25 PM (sJUx4)

588 Well, whatever it takes for you to rise to the occasion.

Posted by: Editor at July 09, 2010 10:25 PM (YX6i/)

589 Humpty Dumpty sat on a log,
Humpty Dumpty got lost in a fog.

Humpty Dumpty's psycho ex- screamed something about making an omelet ...

But what exactly ...
my memory needs a jog.

Posted by: Adriane at July 09, 2010 10:25 PM (+NfQM)

590 i'm surprised no one has told me to fuck off yet; where's blazer?

Posted by: Uncle Jed at July 09, 2010 10:25 PM (5SG7M)

591 i could put a gladiator movie in the vcr

Posted by: Uncle Jed at July 10, 2010 02:24 AM (5SG7M)

How you doin?

Posted by: Captain Oveur at July 09, 2010 10:25 PM (tSaRw)

592 A Chinese airport was closed after this mysterious object was spotted in the sky.

Arcing over Zhejiang's provincial capital Hangzhou, the UFO appeared to glow with an eerie white light and left a bright trail in its wake.

Xiaoshan Airport was closed after the UFO was detected at around 9 pm and dozens of flights had to be diverted.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 09, 2010 10:27 PM (c0A3e)

593 #649  yeast?  baking powder?  baking soda?

Posted by: Adriane at July 09, 2010 10:27 PM (+NfQM)

594 Mel has had emotional problems ever since he woke up one night in his farm and discovered the Star of David in his cornfield. True story.

Posted by: fapo at July 09, 2010 10:27 PM (TcaE8)

595 i'm surprised no one has told me to fuck off yet;

Posted by: Uncle Jed at July 10, 2010 02:25 AM (5SG7M)

What's my motivation?  Do you like soccer, or something?

Posted by: Editor at July 09, 2010 10:27 PM (YX6i/)

596 not that madcow; mancow.

Posted by: Uncle Jed at July 09, 2010 10:27 PM (5SG7M)

597 656
Mel has had emotional problems ever since he woke up one night in his farm and discovered the Star of David in his cornfield.

And then his son went out and killed his dog with a fork.  Yes, a fork.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 09, 2010 10:29 PM (c0A3e)

598 Arcing flamers in China? Get outta here!

Posted by: Uncle Jed at July 09, 2010 10:30 PM (5SG7M)

599 651 i'm surprised no one has told me to fuck off yet; where's blazer?

Hmmm?  What do you mean?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 09, 2010 10:30 PM (c0A3e)

600 I can show you how to make them crop circle thingys.

Posted by: Uncle Jed at July 09, 2010 10:31 PM (5SG7M)

601 Portents of the Afuckalypse are upon us!

Posted by: rawmuse at July 09, 2010 10:32 PM (gQWi+)

602 Uncle Jed

I didn't know if it was a different nickname that I hadn't heard of.

Posted by: Meddle Lark at July 09, 2010 10:32 PM (sJUx4)

603 A man took his wife to the most expensive restaurant in all of London to celebrate their 35th wedding anniversary.

Looking over the menu, he said, "Waiter, I'll have the steak, rare, with a side of mushrooms and onions."

"But sir," said the shocked waiter, "what about the mad cow?"

"Well," said the man, "It's her anniversary too.  She can order what ever she wants!"

Posted by: Adriane at July 09, 2010 10:33 PM (+NfQM)

604 crosses hisself....

Posted by: rawmuse at July 09, 2010 10:33 PM (gQWi+)

605 659 Arcing flamers in China? Get outta here!

Love how they said it could have been an American ICBM.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at July 09, 2010 10:34 PM (c0A3e)

606 OK, why not...

Posted by: rawmuse at July 09, 2010 10:34 PM (gQWi+)

607 ""Mel has had emotional problems ever since he woke up one night in his farm and discovered the Star of David in his cornfield.""


Thats wild

Posted by: Berserker at July 09, 2010 10:34 PM (gWHrG)

608 Kratos: just taking a shot at the school yard loud mouth...

Posted by: Uncle Jed at July 09, 2010 10:34 PM (5SG7M)

609 So Kratos, does the blade protect your soul?  Or if rum isn't hear she can't take it?

Posted by: Meddle Lark at July 09, 2010 10:37 PM (sJUx4)

610 I hear Beethoven was a complete asshole too.

Posted by: rawmuse at July 09, 2010 10:37 PM (gQWi+)

611 Dirty deeds done dirt cheap is still a done deal!

Good night, all.

Posted by: Adriane at July 09, 2010 10:38 PM (+NfQM)

612 ..good night all too. Bed for me.

Posted by: SiM at July 09, 2010 10:41 PM (Rr5rj)

613 raw: next time i'm back in my old stomping ground, i'd like to buy you a drink.

Posted by: Uncle Jed at July 09, 2010 10:42 PM (5SG7M)

614 Thanks, Jed, I'll take you up on that one.

Posted by: rawmuse at July 09, 2010 10:50 PM (gQWi+)

615 Lots of creative people have severe personality disorders. Jaco Pastorius and Charles Mingus, two bass player titans, both complete assholes. Jaco was killed by a bouncer who threw him out of a club because he was being an asshole. Jaco hit his head on the pavement and died some time later. Mingus would deck you with a right hook if you didn't play his music the way he liked. But both were total geniuses. Life is like a box of condoms I guess.

Posted by: rawmuse at July 09, 2010 10:53 PM (gQWi+)

616 Oh man, what IS this place?  What is the point of this post?  What is the point of anything?  An Overnight What What?  Fuck this; I'm gonna remove this site from my bookmarks, sugartits.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at July 09, 2010 10:56 PM (tgYV0)

617 raw: i've got the old kjaz tapes going in the background as we speak. i ran a cell of the vrwc in southern marin from the late 80s to the late 90s...

Posted by: Uncle Jed at July 09, 2010 10:56 PM (5SG7M)

618 is that a robot or is it hunan?

Posted by: Uncle Jed at July 09, 2010 10:59 PM (5SG7M)

619 671 I hear Beethoven was a complete asshole too.

You better not let him hear you say that.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at July 09, 2010 11:00 PM (tgYV0)

620 Mel doesn't sound drunk or high on that recording to me.  He just sounds like an abusive, grade-A asshole.  And what's all this about if she gets raped it'll be her fault for dressing provocatively?  I thought grownups had gotten past that accusation years ago.

Posted by: Laura Castellano at July 09, 2010 11:00 PM (fuw6p)

621 The ONT?  You're soaking in it!  *Hahahah*

Posted by: Madge at July 09, 2010 11:27 PM (2AwFA)

622 I really wish we were together right now, it's the middle of the night and I really want a sandwich

Posted by: Mel Gibson at July 09, 2010 11:45 PM (sYxEE)

623 682 671 I hear Beethoven was a complete asshole too.

You better not let him hear you say that.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at July 10, 2010 03:00 AM (tgYV0)

I see what you did there.

Posted by: Stevie Wonder at July 09, 2010 11:48 PM (oIp16)

624 GIMME BACK MY ONT!!!

Posted by: Mel Gibson RANSOM at July 09, 2010 11:57 PM (w9BEi)

Posted by: kbdabear at July 10, 2010 01:34 AM (sYxEE)

626 There may be something to the idea, however, that Gibson and for that matter Glover are in fact good actors.

Likable and sympathetic on screen, flaming asshole and angry drooling idiot in real life.

Being a good actor doesn't mean you're smart or clever or nice - it just means you're a really good liar.

Posted by: Merovign, Strong On His Mountain at July 10, 2010 01:36 AM (bxiXv)

627 Who cares ? Good lord, he's an ACTOR. I don't care if Tim Robbins and Susan Sarandon are blowhard liberal idiots - if they make a good movie, I'll watch it. Same goes for Mel Gibson, despite the fact that he said the N word in what he most likely assumed was the privacy of his own home. Anyone that raises their hand when I ask "who hasn't" is a liar.

Posted by: deadrody at July 10, 2010 02:16 AM (l9UkQ)

628 GIMME BACK MY ONT!!!

Posted by: Mel Gibson RANSOM at July 10, 2010 03:57 AM (w9BEi)

First, you will blow me.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 10, 2010 02:41 AM (UBQGM)

629 Mel sounds like a coke head on that tape.  Snifflin', snortin', wired up...  Epic rant.  What a cock.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 10, 2010 03:02 AM (UBQGM)

630 What are the odds he's found hanging after this?

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 10, 2010 03:03 AM (UBQGM)

631 Good Morning all. Good old Mel. I'll watch the movies I already have of his but I will not buy or rent any more.

Yes, he is just an actor but when actors go into hard into liberal politics, or as in this case, asshattery I don't have to support them either. 

Posted by: Vic at July 10, 2010 03:12 AM (/jbAw)

632 Interesting story over at Fox concerning the results of the Obama adm ICE raids. They are doing more raids than Bush did, but they are doing anything with the results. i.e. the illegals get fired but no deported.

No mention of what is done to the employers. That is the key question.

Posted by: Vic at July 10, 2010 03:20 AM (/jbAw)

633 His portrayal of Hamlet was probably the best acting ever, with the exception of his court appearances.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 10, 2010 03:20 AM (UBQGM)

634 Where is Monty this morning? Has the dedication to Chet put him off?

Posted by: Vic at July 10, 2010 03:24 AM (/jbAw)

635 Hey, what happened to the Trump girl with the nice butt? Now my reason for visiting is gone.

Posted by: dr kill at July 10, 2010 03:32 AM (w9bVp)

636 Not deporting.  Who does this surprise?

This administration has utterly abandoned so many of the Federal Gubmint's duties that we essentially have no government.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 10, 2010 03:32 AM (UBQGM)

637 Gingrich was in SC yesterday campaigning for Haley and Mulvaney.

http://tinyurl.com/274nghn

Haley probably has a lock on governor but Mulvaney is not a sure thing at all. Ordinarily beating out John Spratt would be next to impossible as this is a gerrymandered Dem district (I know because I am in that district). But there is a chance this year because the Dems are in trouble everywhere.

What worries me is that by coming here and campaigning Gingrich is building future credits should he decide to run in 2012. His day on the sun is over and sitting on that couch with Pelosi and hawking the AGW fraud forever killed him in my eyes.

Supporting that AGW fraud is very close to a make or break issue with me.

Posted by: Vic at July 10, 2010 03:36 AM (/jbAw)

638 This administration has utterly abandoned so many of the Federal Gubmint's duties that we essentially have no government.

The problem is they are abandoning the stuff they are supposed to do and taking up crap they have no business in.

Posted by: Vic at July 10, 2010 03:38 AM (/jbAw)

639 The Alvin Greene SLED instigation into his filing fee has been completed. He did have his own source for the money and it was paid by him.

http://tinyurl.com/2cthf89

Posted by: Vic at July 10, 2010 03:40 AM (/jbAw)

640 Gingrich is an odd one.  Some things he says make you want to hand him the keys to the White House right there.  Other things he says make you want to bitch slap him. And you're right that the AGW shit is an absolute deal-killer.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 10, 2010 03:41 AM (UBQGM)

641 Alright, off my ass and get some work done around here.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 10, 2010 03:42 AM (UBQGM)

642 And the assholes in Columbia are talking up yet another tax hike. This time a gas tax increase. After all, SC has the 4th lowest gas tax in the country!

Funny how these Democrap PR rags never talk about SC having the highest beer and liquor taxes in the country and how they should be reduced.

http://tinyurl.com/2bv3625

Posted by: Vic at July 10, 2010 03:48 AM (/jbAw)

643 vic - those beer and liquor taxes are for your own good. Remember that.

Posted by: Jean at July 10, 2010 03:54 AM (CPefM)

644 Yeah, if I pay more for beer and liquor I will be broker. That's a good thing.

Posted by: Vic at July 10, 2010 03:57 AM (/jbAw)

645 WOW; huge weapons arsenal busted in Laredo, TX by Laredo and county police. 147 assault refiles including fully automatic AK-47s.

http://tinyurl.com/33udqyg

Note that the feds were NOT involved initially. Does that mean that Obama is going to sue them for enforcing federal anti-gun laws?

Of course it means we need more gun laws though. 

Posted by: Vic at July 10, 2010 04:00 AM (/jbAw)

646 Great googly moogly, how does a guy that stupid get to be Transportation Secretary?

He is appointed by the Gov. Another tax increase would be something Sanford would be totally against but most of the Columbia liberals are ignoring him now. 

Posted by: Vic at July 10, 2010 04:03 AM (/jbAw)

647 So he is using  using inflation to justify raising a percentile tax on a commodity subject to that same inflation in cost.  Brillant - if it costs more, it needs to be taxed more.  I wonder what an analysis of the revenue would be if his tax increase was applied to 1987 gas prices versus the current tax rate on the current price of gas.   

Posted by: Jean at July 10, 2010 04:14 AM (CPefM)

648 So he is using  using inflation to justify raising a percentile tax on a commodity subject to that same inflation in cost.  Brillant - if it costs more, it needs to be taxed more.

The gasoline tax doesn't work that way. It is one of the few that is a set fixed amount regardless of the price of the product. This is what the politicians don't like.

What's more, their collections actually decrease as higher CAFE standards take effect. That is why they have a push on now to tax people based on miles driven. Of course in the States where they are pushing that the miles driven part is "in addition to" instead of a replacement.

Posted by: Vic at July 10, 2010 04:50 AM (/jbAw)

649 Looks like Mel is living down to the worst possible Ozzie stereotype: drunken bigoted wife-beater.

Good Going, Mr. Gibson! Not bad for someone born in the US.

Just another talented entertainer with a trainwreck for a private life.




Posted by: Kristopher at July 10, 2010 05:07 AM (kCEOg)

650 Great googly moogly, how does a guy that stupid get to be Transportation Secretary?

Neil Goldschmidt was banging his 14 yo babysitter while he was Carter's Transportation Secretary. The standard for stupid here is pretty high.


Posted by: Kristopher at July 10, 2010 05:08 AM (kCEOg)

652

I believe the actor would like to say ... A WORD!

You look like a who-o-o-o-re!

Posted by: Call me Lennie at July 10, 2010 05:37 AM (r/5/5)

653 And I just figure any guy who wears baseball caps to non-sporting events is balding and ashamed of it.

Not necessarily.  I'm not at all ashamed of being bald, but I often wear a hat for two good reasons:
The top of your head get sunburned easily, which is unpleasant. 
If it's raining, the water rolls right down your forehead and into your eyes, which is also unpleasant.

Posted by: Luke at July 10, 2010 06:37 AM (1uKpG)

654 bipolar + alcohol = loony random rants and stupid behavior (in spite of genius in specific areas)

Posted by: Barbarausa at July 10, 2010 07:16 AM (MI+DM)

655 Mel used to be such a right wing hero after the Passion of the Christ.

Posted by: denny crane at July 10, 2010 08:19 AM (I+7Zv)

656 But he does have a point the Jews voted 80% for the Democrats

Posted by: denny crane at July 10, 2010 08:21 AM (I+7Zv)

657 Man. I always liked Gibson's movies. He sorely dissappoints me with his complete lack of any form of class, save for low class.

Posted by: maddogg at July 10, 2010 09:17 AM (DqSon)

658 O\h, and BTY, DIE faster Newsweak.

Posted by: maddogg at July 10, 2010 09:18 AM (DqSon)

659

Maybe he IS Mad Max .........to the bone.

 

 

Posted by: grizzlybare at July 10, 2010 02:30 PM (ypBbU)

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