June 04, 2010
— Maetenloch Friday, Friday, Friday - let the partay begin! And may the blessings of Dennis be upon you!
Sad News GGE's wife died yesterday. Please send your condolences. Details to follow.
What It's Like To Be Blown Up: A Stadium Implosion From the Inside
Here's some slow motion video from the controlled implosion of the Texas Stadium. It's an immersive video so you can pan and tilt to see everywhere within the stadium and watch as each charge goes off and the building begins to collapse.
One summer back in my wayward youth I worked on a blasting crew and spent 10 hour days 70+ feet deep in a pit, wiring up charges, setting delays and blasting our way through solid rock. It was one of the hardest jobs I've ever had but also one of the most satisfying - there's something positively orgasmic about blowing shit up and shaping the earth to your will.
And trust me there's also quite a bit of science to blasting a perfectly square hole through 10 feet of rock. Making an entire stadium collapse in on itself within a few seconds without destroying anything else around it is an entire order of magnitude more difficult.
Well I might quibble with some of the ranking in this list, but overall I'd say almost every one of the 66 is overrated. Not that they're bad by any means, but just not as great as the media's fawning coverage suggests.
Bacon Camp!
Yes it exists. The second annual BaconCamp was held last month deep in enemy territory in San Francisco. As it declares, it covers "all things bacon":
And by "all things bacon," we mean it. We're talking bacon loaf cakes, bacon-wrapped meatloaf, bacon fruit salad, and maple-bacon macaroons. In short, it was bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, and more flippin' bacon.And if you've ever wondered about bacon Twinkies and bacon Bloody Marys, this is the place to find out.
The Bulletproof Polo Shirt
For the stylish drug lord or professional golf playa who has to deal with the occasional angry husband. There's also the hobo-stab-proof version that goes for $6000. But then feisty hobos are why I prefer crossbows for my harvesting.
David Carradine's Wife Suing Film Production Company
Because they should have known he'd put on stockings, a wig, tie down his junk, and manage to strangle himself with a curtain cord. Jeeze they might as well have put the cord on his wanger themselves.
The D-Day 'Cricket'
US paratroopers were issued these clicking “Crickets” which were meant for communicating and linking up with other airborne troops in the total darkness of night immediately preceding the landings on June 6th. 1944.
Where OSHA Is But a Dream
In a lot of places life is cheap but the proper equipment is not.
Why Men Are Really Addicted to Porn
Written by a woman who doesn't really understand why men like porn in the first place.
The Yahoo clique. Are you worthy?
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BP, Obama response sucks
South Carolina mucks
Palin and Arizona border porous
Larry King bores us
Helen Thomas shocks
Chris Christie rocks
ONT time, all!
Posted by: Pike Place Pete at June 04, 2010 06:15 PM (MzTRc)
Posted by: conscious and supports Israel 100% at June 04, 2010 06:15 PM (YVZlY)
Man arrested for funeral crashing. Awesome!
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 04, 2010 06:16 PM (zgZzy)
Posted by: wherestherum at June 04, 2010 06:17 PM (gofDd)
So Will Ferrell's character in Wedding Crashers was based on a real person, eh?
Posted by: wherestherum at June 04, 2010 06:19 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 04, 2010 06:19 PM (RZ8pf)
As a Redskin's fan, Texas stadium being blown up was probably the best porn video I've ever watched..
I give it two mushroom heads up !
Posted by: Blazer at June 04, 2010 06:20 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 04, 2010 06:20 PM (RZ8pf)
EDITORIAL: FTC floats Drudge tax
The Federal Trade Commission (FTC) is seeking ways to "reinvent" journalism, and that's a cause for concern. According to a May 28 draft proposal, the agency thinks government should be at the center of a media overhaul. The bureaucracy sees it as a problem that the Internet has introduced a wealth of information options to consumers, forcing media companies to adapt and experiment to meet changing market needs. FTC's policy staff fears this new reality.....
In other words, government policy would encourage a tax on websites like the Drudge Report, a must-read source for the news links of the day, so that the agency can redistribute the funds collected to various newspapers. Such a tax would hit other news aggregators, such as Digg, Fark and Reddit, which not only gather links, but provide a forum for a lively and entertaining discussion of the issues raised by the stories. Fostering a robust public-policy debate, not saving a particular business model, should be the goal of journalism in the first place.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 04, 2010 06:20 PM (c0A3e)
Absolutely, explosives can be better then sex - even at 18.
Posted by: Jean at June 04, 2010 06:20 PM (CPefM)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 04, 2010 06:20 PM (7b1Uc)
Posted by: wherestherum at June 04, 2010 06:21 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 04, 2010 10:20 PM (RZ8pf)
Wait a second, let me get comfortable so I can watch this...
Posted by: conscious and supports Israel 100% at June 04, 2010 06:21 PM (YVZlY)
Posted by: buzzion at June 04, 2010 06:23 PM (oVQFe)
Seriously, I've never been a movie, I can't sing, I have a face like a man, and my only claim to fame is a sex tape with a black dude. And yet I make millions upon millions and have my own shoe line, and charge $10,000 for every tweet I make.
Posted by: Kim Kardashian at June 04, 2010 06:23 PM (UqJ8A)
Oh thank goodness, there were so many other threads I was getting adult onset ADD. Now I can kick back, get nekkid,
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 04, 2010 10:19 PM (RZ8pf)
I like the cut of your jib,not sure if you have a newsletter, but I really would like to subscribe to your webcam feed if you happen to have one.
Posted by: Blazer at June 04, 2010 06:23 PM (t72+4)
You're the only famous Armenian in the US? And now your skanky sisters because of your skanky show.
Posted by: wherestherum at June 04, 2010 06:24 PM (gofDd)
25 So do we get an anti-semitic troll on this thread again tonight too? All the other threads seem to be getting them?
Hell no. They're boring and tedious.
Axelrod's trolling budget must be getting low.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 04, 2010 06:24 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: fluffy is easy at June 04, 2010 06:24 PM (4Kl5M)
Posted by: logprof at June 04, 2010 06:25 PM (Mmw0q)
From the 66 Most Overrated Women list:
35: LiLo
Why is Lilo even still famous at this point? Why do people (including me) still report on her every move/court proceeding? Does she deserve even a moment of our attention anymore? The answer is no. And maybe, just maybe, if people did actually quit paying attention to her, she might just get how bad she has truly f—ed up her life, and stop looking like a 50 year-old washed-up hooker and get back to looking like the girl who guys apparently still find attractive enough to warrant such attention. (Ranked #80 by FHM.com readers)
Spot-on.
Posted by: M80B at June 04, 2010 06:25 PM (yfJ6g)
Posted by: steevy at June 04, 2010 06:25 PM (S8hEV)
How in the hell did I not make Number #1 on that list?
Your ass is not over-rated - it's huge. In a good way...
Posted by: garrett at June 04, 2010 06:25 PM (5Y8Um)
You're the only famous Armenian in the US? And now your skanky sisters because of your skanky show.
Posted by: wherestherum at June 04, 2010 10:24 PM (gofDd)
Kim needs to go back to Poland or Germany!
Posted by: Helen Thomas equal opportunity Racist at June 04, 2010 06:25 PM (YVZlY)
Gaaah...buildings aren't imploded, they are collapsed with explosives. An implosion requires a closed body with an internal outward pressure that is far exceeding by an outside inward pressure.
Pet peeve.
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at June 04, 2010 06:26 PM (kmEfr)
Name sounds familiar...hmmm. I think she was mentioned just recently around here.
Lists like these are always subjective. Maybe it should be the top #66 has-been women of 2010?
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 04, 2010 06:27 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: logprof at June 04, 2010 06:27 PM (Mmw0q)
Hello there......
Getting a drink. A stiff drink.
BRB
Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 04, 2010 10:25 PM (6cGXc)
You're looking a bit wet. Would you like a dry martini?
Posted by: Blazer at June 04, 2010 06:27 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 04, 2010 06:27 PM (RZ8pf)
Like a tornado imploding a house, or going out into space without a pressurized suit..
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 04, 2010 06:28 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: GGE, Hall of Fame Moron at June 04, 2010 06:28 PM (3N3LK)
Wow.
I've stood there, on the field from that angle, where it started in the video.
I'm amazed.
...
also fuck you Blazer!! Goddamned Redskin fan!
Posted by: Dave in Texas at June 04, 2010 06:28 PM (Wh0W+)
Posted by: steevy at June 04, 2010 06:28 PM (S8hEV)
You're the only famous Armenian in the US? And now your skanky sisters because of your skanky show.
Posted by: wherestherum at June 04, 2010 10:24 PM (gofDd)
Ahem
Posted by: Jack Kevorkian at June 04, 2010 06:29 PM (Mmw0q)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 04, 2010 10:27 PM (RZ8pf)
You are such a tease! BUNK!
Posted by: conscious but sexually incoherent at June 04, 2010 06:29 PM (YVZlY)
Or did we make two of those? I forget...
Posted by: Jessica Alba at June 04, 2010 06:29 PM (UqJ8A)
Gaaah...buildings aren't imploded, they are collapsed with explosives. An implosion requires a closed body with an internal outward pressure that is far exceeding by an outside inward pressure.
Like Building 11!
Posted by: Rosie Ate a McDonald's at June 04, 2010 06:29 PM (5Y8Um)
I would love you tons if I don't have to sleep on the floor.
Posted by: wherestherum at June 04, 2010 06:29 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: NotAMolly at June 04, 2010 06:29 PM (ADJFU)
@6: "Lady Gaga's only #3 on the overrated list?"
Dude, she can at least sing and dance a little. The First Klingon, who is always cast as the mostest beautiful, successful, perfect woman ever isn't even mentioned. That's the real travesty.
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at June 04, 2010 06:30 PM (kmEfr)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 04, 2010 06:31 PM (RZ8pf)
I didn't think it was possible to fuck up bacon. I've been proven wrong.
Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Professional Debate Team at June 04, 2010 06:31 PM (erIg9)
*relaxes*
So much better.
The bar is open! Place your orders but don't forget to tip your waitress.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 04, 2010 06:31 PM (6cGXc)
Posted by: GGE, Hall of Fame Moron at June 04, 2010 06:31 PM (3N3LK)
GGE, you have my condolences. I only wish the best for you and your family.
Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at June 04, 2010 06:32 PM (YVZlY)
Posted by: garrett at June 04, 2010 06:32 PM (5Y8Um)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 04, 2010 06:32 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: wherestherum at June 04, 2010 06:32 PM (gofDd)
And thanks to all vets, whatever your age and branch of service.
Posted by: PA Cat at June 04, 2010 06:32 PM (x1fQ/)
All the sudden I want to eat some KFC.
Posted by: logprof at June 04, 2010 06:32 PM (Mmw0q)
also fuck you Blazer!! Goddamned Redskin fan!
Posted by: Dave in Texas at June 04, 2010 10:28 PM (Wh0W+)
I have it on good authority that the Vatican and the Pope were behind Texas stadium getting blown up so God could no longer be offended by looking down from heaven and seeing the atrocities that took place through the hole of that roof every Sunday.
Posted by: Blazer at June 04, 2010 06:32 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: GGE, Hall of Fame Moron at June 04, 2010 10:28 PM (3N3LK)
Oh man, I am sorry to hear that. My prayers to you both and your family.
Posted by: robtr at June 04, 2010 06:33 PM (fwSHf)
Posted by: BSR at June 04, 2010 06:33 PM (AJreE)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 04, 2010 06:33 PM (RZ8pf)
The good thing is that she's not in pain, and there is no more fear. She wanted me to have a good life, and I did. And I will.
I said I wanted a brand-new Mustang convertible. My eldest daughter thinks it should be red, and my eldest son thinks it should have a V-8.
Posted by: GGE, Hall of Fame Moron at June 04, 2010 06:33 PM (3N3LK)
Posted by: Blazer at June 04, 2010 10:32 PM (t72+4)
Everyone, even God has their limit!
Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at June 04, 2010 06:34 PM (YVZlY)
A little sad this week. My wife Laura passed on Thursday. Wednesday I was taking her to the ER and she collapsed just before we got to the car. She never regained consciousness, we pulled the vent on Thursday and she went at 2:42PM.
Posted by: GGE, Hall of Fame Moron at June 04, 2010 10:28 PM (3N3LK)
Man, really no words, I cant imagine your pain. Just good luck and prayers is all I have, for what its worth.
Posted by: Blazer at June 04, 2010 06:35 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: David C at June 04, 2010 06:35 PM (ihhMS)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at June 04, 2010 06:35 PM (yfJ6g)
Just now saw your post-- hugs and prayers from this corner of moronland too. Please try to take care of yourself in the days ahead-- grief is hard on the body as well as the soul. God bless.
Posted by: PA Cat at June 04, 2010 06:35 PM (x1fQ/)
Posted by: Annabelle at June 04, 2010 06:35 PM (TYcyy)
Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Professional Debate Team at June 04, 2010 06:35 PM (erIg9)
GGE, you can't go wrong with a red mustang convertible. Well, you can go wrong but then we want to hear the stories!
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 04, 2010 06:36 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at June 04, 2010 10:30 PM (kmEfr)
--Damn, way to spoil it!!
Posted by: logprof at June 04, 2010 06:36 PM (Mmw0q)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 04, 2010 10:33 PM (RZ8pf)
Yeah.. point of interest, baby SEALs aren't that easy to club...but you and WTR can probably trap them pretty easy...
Posted by: GGE, Hall of Fame Moron at June 04, 2010 06:36 PM (3N3LK)
Posted by: GGE, Hall of Fame Moron at June 04, 2010 10:33 PM (3N3LK)
make it a BIG V-8!
Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at June 04, 2010 06:36 PM (YVZlY)
Posted by: GGE, Hall of Fame Moron at June 04, 2010 10:33 PM (3N3LK)
They're both right. 
It is well that you have them, and they you, for such a tragic thing as this.
Posted by: Reactionary at June 04, 2010 06:37 PM (4nbyM)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 04, 2010 10:36 PM (RZ8pf)
I'll be sure to post the reports.
Posted by: GGE, Hall of Fame Moron at June 04, 2010 06:37 PM (3N3LK)
Posted by: wherestherum at June 04, 2010 06:38 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 04, 2010 06:38 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: wherestherum at June 04, 2010 06:38 PM (gofDd)
Even tho I was sad to see the Kingdome come down, that was quite the thing to watch, too.
Is the bar still open? I'd like a shot of Jack to go with my cold Miller please...
Posted by: Theresa D at June 04, 2010 06:38 PM (iGCmo)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at June 04, 2010 06:39 PM (wOtDN)
Posted by: eman at June 04, 2010 06:39 PM (QVpWo)
It is well that you have them, and they you, for such a tragic thing as this.
Posted by: Reactionary at June 04, 2010 10:37 PM (4nbyM)
The greatest thing in my life has been Laura, and the kids that she brought to me (they were step-kids but they are mine as much as if they had been born to me).
Posted by: GGE, Hall of Fame Moron at June 04, 2010 06:40 PM (3N3LK)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at June 04, 2010 06:40 PM (wOtDN)
The del Coronado? Really? Sweeeeeeeeet!
*packs 2 bikinis, sundresses and short shorts*
Posted by: wherestherum at June 04, 2010 06:40 PM (gofDd)
they were step-kids but they are mine as much as if they had been born to me
Absolutely!
They're lucky to have you; esp. now.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 04, 2010 06:42 PM (6cGXc)
Wow - if a moronette ever asks you to go "clubbing," be sure to say yes! Two fine conservative babes whacking away at a fuzzy seal baby - now THAT'S bunk-worthy.
BRB...
Posted by: Reactionary at June 04, 2010 06:42 PM (4nbyM)
Posted by: Trimegistus at June 04, 2010 06:42 PM (TZJPP)
Posted by: wherestherum at June 04, 2010 10:40 PM
Baby oil
webcam
I'm sure the other morons will have suggestions
Posted by: jcjimi at June 04, 2010 06:42 PM (ay6+/)
Posted by: Sassypants at June 04, 2010 06:43 PM (SxRqn)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 04, 2010 06:43 PM (RZ8pf)
Thereis only one Red Mustang Convertible. It is a 1965.
Preferably a K-Code. It would be a smart buy right now. Somethng you can care for ad love and share wih the kids
Posted by: garrett at June 04, 2010 06:43 PM (5Y8Um)
Posted by: wherestherum at June 04, 2010 10:38 PM (gofDd)
Is there any other kind?
If it were me, it would be white with a blue stripe and have a serial number from the early 1970s. But that's me.
Posted by: The
Dread Pirate Neck Beard at June 04, 2010 10:39 PM (wOtDN)
About 1968 or so if it were me...cause I just lurve the 68 GT-500KR...
I don't mean to bring down the mood of the ONT. God bless each and every one of you. CDR M, thanks shipmate, that means a lot.
BTW, Laura was a Skins fan, being born and raised in (raises nose haughtily) Silver Spring.
Posted by: GGE, Hall of Fame Moron at June 04, 2010 06:44 PM (3N3LK)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at June 04, 2010 06:45 PM (rurh0)
Posted by: eman at June 04, 2010 06:45 PM (QVpWo)
Wow, that seems like a good deal for 4th of July weekend. I don't know if I can take the 6th off from work, though. I have the 5th off but I'm hesitant to ask for time off because I'm taking two weeks in August.
Posted by: wherestherum at June 04, 2010 06:45 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: Dang Straights at June 04, 2010 10:41 PM (gkXkW)
Nice - I like.
Been wanting to buy some nice prints of historic battle paintings, but good prints of large enough sizes are costly. There was a nice one of The Death of Wolfe (supposedly a distant relation of mine) that would have gone great over the fire place. Alas... My poor bare walls shall remain naked for some time to come.
Posted by: Reactionary at June 04, 2010 06:46 PM (4nbyM)
About 1968 or so if it were me...cause I just lurve the 68 GT-500KR...
...of course a nice 67 GTA would b nice, too. But I likes themin Black!
Gt-500KR Conv. Expensive taste, you have! My uncle owned a Lime Gold Fastback in the lat 80's...it was stolen from our Barn...so sad, that.
Posted by: garrett at June 04, 2010 06:47 PM (5Y8Um)
Posted by: GGE, Hall of Fame Moron at June 04, 2010 06:47 PM (3N3LK)
Posted by: Trimegistus at June 04, 2010 06:47 PM (TZJPP)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 04, 2010 06:47 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at June 04, 2010 06:48 PM (wOtDN)
Posted by: curious at June 04, 2010 06:48 PM (p302b)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 04, 2010 06:49 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: richard mcenroe at June 04, 2010 06:49 PM (5kyBX)
Gt-500KR Conv. Expensive taste, you have! My uncle owned a Lime Gold Fastback in the lat 80's...it was stolen from our Barn...so sad, that.
Posted by: garrett at June 04, 2010 10:47 PM (5Y8Um)
I once saw a grown man cry like a baby. His trailer had been hit by a drunk, it had a 66 GT-350R and a 68 GT500KR. He wasn't so bothered by the brand new pickup that was carrying the trailer...
Posted by: GGE, Hall of Fame Moron at June 04, 2010 06:49 PM (3N3LK)
Sweet! We'll have to hit up arhooley and mpfs and get bebe down for the fun too.
Posted by: wherestherum at June 04, 2010 06:49 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at June 04, 2010 06:49 PM (wOtDN)
Tonight's post dedicated to GGE's old lady.
Put it in the headline, Maet.
(on behalf of all of us, GGE, you better not be pulling an effing Bomber!)
Sorry, man. I consider myself a fairly independent dude, but I don't know what I do without my wife.
Posted by: Editor at June 04, 2010 06:50 PM (YX6i/)
The Blood of the Olympians?
Something that glows?
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 04, 2010 06:50 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: willow at June 04, 2010 06:50 PM (HyUIR)
I love the brutal ugliness of the 1971 fastback
That's how I would describe them. Minus teh love...
Posted by: garrett at June 04, 2010 06:51 PM (5Y8Um)
107 Great "art".
Classy
Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 04, 2010 10:43 PM (6cGXc)
Kinda tacky if you ask me.
Posted by: Velvet Elvis Painting at June 04, 2010 06:51 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: GGE, Hall of Fame Moron at June 04, 2010 06:52 PM (3N3LK)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 04, 2010 06:52 PM (RZ8pf)
Toews = "taves"
Byfuglien = "Buff-Lynn"
wtf?
come on flyers i want another drunk at 10am parade.
Posted by: BSR at June 04, 2010 06:52 PM (AJreE)
66 GT-350R
NO!
Those are like hen's teeth!?!?
My dad has a 66 GT-350 and a 66 GT 350H.
They are awesome, but I am too tall to fit in them comfortably...
Posted by: garrett at June 04, 2010 06:53 PM (5Y8Um)
Posted by: richard
mcenroe at June 04, 2010 10:49 PM (5kyBX)
I said I remembered how to do my name and SOS! Oh man, I need a cheat sheet...
Posted by: wherestherum at June 04, 2010 06:54 PM (gofDd)
Not much to nitpick in the list, except for the already noted omissions of Mrs. 0 and Madonna.
Posted by: logprof at June 04, 2010 06:54 PM (Mmw0q)
GGE,
Condolences, my friend. Words fail.
My first car was a '65 Mustang, 357 Windsor, candy apple red, mag wheels, and I believe it had some sort of magnet in the backseat.
Posted by: gator at June 04, 2010 06:55 PM (XBdMr)
Posted by: Sarah Silverman at June 04, 2010 06:55 PM (TZJPP)
No disc brakes unless you get the Shelbys though.
GT's had Disc's up front, no?
Easy enough to bolt them on...no damage done.
Posted by: garrett at June 04, 2010 06:55 PM (5Y8Um)
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Posted by: jcjimi at June 04, 2010 06:56 PM (ay6+/)
Put it in the headline, Maet.
(on behalf of all of us, GGE, you better not be pulling an effing Bomber!)
Sorry, man. I consider myself a fairly independent dude, but I don't know what I do without my wife.
Posted by: Editor at June 04, 2010 10:50 PM (YX6i/)
Without mine, I'd just be the most awesomest commenter in the history of AoS commenting from his mothers basement waiting for my WoW connection to re-boot up with Cheeto stained teeth instead of from the home my wife and I our three children share together.
I second it. Do it, Maet.
Posted by: Velvet Elvis Painting at June 04, 2010 06:56 PM (t72+4)
Toews = "taves"
Byfuglien = "Buff-Lynn"
wtf?
come on flyers i want another drunk at 10am parade.
Posted by: BSR at June 04, 2010 10:52 PM (AJreE)
--Blame Toews on the Dutch. I make no excuses for the other guy.
Posted by: logprof at June 04, 2010 06:56 PM (Mmw0q)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at June 04, 2010 06:57 PM (wOtDN)
Tonight: asparagus salad and wine.
Overall, I eat a balanced diet.
Posted by: Trimegistus at June 04, 2010 06:57 PM (TZJPP)
Sorry, man. I consider myself a fairly independent dude, but I don't know what I do without my wife.
Posted by: Editor at June 04, 2010 10:50 PM (YX6i/)
I wish with all my being that I was pulling a Bomber, but no. Tuesday she had her chemo and shouldn't have, she had some fluid in her lungs and her potassium was low. Wednesday she was not feeling well but couldn't explain just why and wanted to go to the ER. I headed her towards the car and she collapsed as I got her there. The ambulance came and she went first to the local hospital where they stabilized her and then transported her to the big hospital. She had a cardiac arrest, flatlined in the ambo for 15 minutes, once again at the ER. Never regained consciousness, we pulled the vent on Thursday and she passed at 2:42 PM EST.
She left us when she collapsed by the car, I thank God that I was there for her when it happened. I held her hand at the hospital when she breathed her last, surrounded by her kids.
Posted by: GGE, Hall of Fame Moron at June 04, 2010 06:57 PM (3N3LK)
Posted by: Sassypants at June 04, 2010 06:58 PM (SxRqn)
For the history buff morons, Walter Lord's 'Miracle at Dunkirk' is worth looking for on the used book sites.
Posted by: Retread at June 04, 2010 06:58 PM (Dgw+A)
Posted by: Velvet Elvis Painting Blazer at June 04, 2010 10:56 PM (t72+4)
FIFY
Posted by: Editor at June 04, 2010 06:58 PM (YX6i/)
I forgot mpfs was going back east. Darn. Bebe, come out and play with us!
Posted by: wherestherum at June 04, 2010 06:58 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: willow at June 04, 2010 06:59 PM (HyUIR)
Why thank you, sir.
I'm so glad the Internet has a morse code translator like it has one for languages. The Internet rocks.
Posted by: wherestherum at June 04, 2010 07:00 PM (gofDd)
Helen thread was brutal.
I don't know how you guys keep your heads glued on straight.
Posted by: willow at June 04, 2010 10:53 PM (HyUIR)
If you're talking about them dealing with the troll, think of it like a cat playing with an injured mouse before killing it
Posted by: buzzion at June 04, 2010 07:00 PM (oVQFe)
Without mine, I'd just be the most awesomest commenter in the history of AoS commenting from his mothers basement waiting for my WoW connection to re-boot up with Cheeto stained teeth pecker instead of from the home my wife and I our three children share together.
Posted by: Velvet Elvis Painting Blazer at June 04, 2010 10:56 PM (t72+4)
FIFY
Posted by: Editor at June 04, 2010 10:58 PM (YX6i/)
I saw what you did there pecker head.
Posted by: Blazer at June 04, 2010 07:01 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: logprof at June 04, 2010 07:01 PM (Mmw0q)
My first car was a '65 Mustang, 357 Windsor, candy apple red, mag wheels, and I believe it had some sort of magnet in the backseat.
Posted by: gator at June 04, 2010 10:55 PM (XBdMr)
heh...my uncle wrecked a 67 for my aunt, boy was she pissed at him for a long, long time. Of course he also wrecked my father's 63 Pontiac convertible. He's lucky he lived so long, but Mom wouldn't let Dad kill him.
I second it. Do it, Maet.
Posted by: Velvet Elvis Painting at June 04, 2010 10:56 PM (t72+4)
That would be the most awesome thing in the history of everything, but it's not necessary. If you want to do something, donate some bucks to the American Cancer Society. Put the cash where it might do some good to someone somewhere.
Posted by: GGE, Hall of Fame Moron at June 04, 2010 07:01 PM (3N3LK)
Posted by: Velvet Elvis Painting Blazer at June 04, 2010 10:56 PM (t72+4)
Dammit!!!!! It didn't work last time
Posted by: Editor at June 04, 2010 07:02 PM (YX6i/)
Posted by: Trimegistus at June 04, 2010 07:03 PM (TZJPP)
Posted by: Sassypants at June 04, 2010 07:04 PM (SxRqn)
and that Mustang needs a little snake on the side
Posted by: The Great Satan's Ghost at June 04, 2010 10:58 PM (RgO/G)
Are you sure you aren't my red-headed step child? My son Jack says the exact same thing...of course my sister who likes Chevy's says different...
Posted by: GGE, Hall of Fame Moron at June 04, 2010 07:04 PM (3N3LK)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at June 04, 2010 07:04 PM (wOtDN)
His portrayal of a Japanese man made me laugh my ass off.
Posted by: wherestherum at June 04, 2010 07:05 PM (gofDd)
So, did you guys dispose of bilal? I left the thread to go eat some chezwiz.
Posted by: Y-not at June 04, 2010 11:02 PM (Kn9r7)
Me too. Between him and Palooka, I suddenly developed a strong craving for Town House crackers and Cheezewhiz topped with little Palestinian baby hearts.
Posted by: Blazer at June 04, 2010 07:05 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: Dang Straights at June 04, 2010 11:05 PM (gkXkW)
Agreed. You suck.
Posted by: GGE, Hall of Fame Moron at June 04, 2010 07:06 PM (3N3LK)
of course my sister who likes Chevy's says different...
Your sister don't know shit.
Man needs a Shelby, not a brand X beater.
Posted by: garrett at June 04, 2010 07:06 PM (5Y8Um)
Posted by: Trimegistus at June 04, 2010 11:03 PM
I saw it for the first time ever just this Saturday. Wow. Count me a tad disappointed. It is a testament to just how loved and hot she is that such a middling show is still so popular. I mean, really, what else did it have?
Posted by: jcjimi at June 04, 2010 07:06 PM (ay6+/)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at June 04, 2010 07:06 PM (wOtDN)
There's also James Caan in El Dorado pulling his eyes back and speaking gibberish to sound Chinese.
That made me laugh too.
Posted by: wherestherum at June 04, 2010 07:07 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: Trimegistus at June 04, 2010 07:07 PM (TZJPP)
Posted by: Trimegistus at June 04, 2010 07:08 PM (TZJPP)
I'm pretty sure Heston wins that for his portrayal of a Mexican narc in "A Touch of Evil".
*ahem*
Posted by: John Wayne in THE CONQUEROR at June 04, 2010 07:08 PM (gkXkW)
Sounds absolutely delectable. I'll have some with a chalice of blood spilled from the Olympians.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 04, 2010 07:08 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Sassypants at June 04, 2010 11:04 PM (SxRqn)
Well, that's one thing we got.
Posted by: Deep Blue Something at June 04, 2010 07:09 PM (Mmw0q)
I took a wrong turn somewhere along the way. So much fun, though, mostly.
Posted by: gator at June 04, 2010 07:09 PM (XBdMr)
It was no more racist than Flower Drum Song. And I thought that movie was hilarious too. Different time, different standards. I don't think any of it was meant to be funny at the time. I just think it's hilarious watching now.
Posted by: wherestherum at June 04, 2010 07:09 PM (gofDd)
I mean, really, what else did it have?
Certainly not realism.
She would have spent a lot of time in bed with an ice-pack if I had been in that film - if you know what I'm sayin'...
not prattling about town and running off at the mouth.
Where's that boy with my coffee?
Posted by: Bill Clinton at June 04, 2010 07:09 PM (5Y8Um)
That song needs to be cast into the 9th Level of Hell.
Along with Lady Gaga's entire collection.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 04, 2010 07:10 PM (c0A3e)
of course my sister who likes Chevy's
says different...
Your sister don't know shit.
Man needs a Shelby, not a brand X beater.
Posted by: garrett at June 04, 2010 11:06 PM (5Y8Um)
My son will agree. I will be certain to let my sister know that she is WRONG!!!
Like I said 'roonz and roonettez, sorry to drag the thread down. She wanted me to have a good life, and I did. She made me a better man.
As George Patton proclaimed, let us not mourn her death. Let us celebrate her life.
Posted by: GGE, Hall of Fame Moron at June 04, 2010 07:10 PM (3N3LK)
But, yes, most Mexicans, even the European-looking ones, can speak Spanish better than Charlton Heston can.
Posted by: Trimegistus at June 04, 2010 07:10 PM (TZJPP)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at June 04, 2010 07:11 PM (wOtDN)
She was classic in it, no doubt. That's a far as I can go though.
Posted by: jcjimi at June 04, 2010 07:11 PM (ay6+/)
bilal was back?
bilala--u fatasss amerikan fast food eatin cheez whiz fat asses europe iz great --was back?
Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 04, 2010 07:11 PM (6cGXc)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at June 04, 2010 11:06 PM (wOtDN)
Try Marlon Brando as a hyperactive Japanese guy in the 1956 flick, "The Tea House of the August Moon". He is so bad, it is positively mesmerizing.
Posted by: TexasJew at June 04, 2010 07:12 PM (ooTPw)
Posted by: GGE, Hall of Fame Moron at June 04, 2010 07:12 PM (3N3LK)
But cheer up, Redskin fans. Little Danny Snyder is gonna buy you a superbowl - soon. Why, I'm sure when he is, oh, I don't know, 62, Danny will plunk down a cool 50 million a year for Brett Farve.
teeheeee!
Posted by: Dang Straights at June 04, 2010 07:12 PM (gkXkW)
Yep. Last thread.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 04, 2010 07:12 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Trimegistus at June 04, 2010 07:13 PM (TZJPP)
Posted by: Richard at June 04, 2010 07:13 PM (vuk5r)
Chris Christie???? I'm just saying......
Posted by: gator at June 04, 2010 11:11 PM (XBdMr)
I'm honored, but I'm not sure I'm in the same weight class. Well, I'm probably just as heavy but you know what I mean.
Posted by: GGE, Hall of Fame Moron at June 04, 2010 07:14 PM (3N3LK)
Posted by: TexasJew at June 04, 2010 07:14 PM (ooTPw)
I've only been at my job for 2 months. I don't think it's really very professional to ask for time off when I haven't been there that long AND I'm already taking off two weeks for a trip that was planned before I got hired.
Posted by: wherestherum at June 04, 2010 07:14 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: Sassypants at June 04, 2010 07:14 PM (SxRqn)
I find it fascinating that the Farrah poster used to do it for me, and now I need a huge black man anally slapping midget Asian German girls pissing on a chinchilla that's been splayed open for the same effect.
I took a wrong turn somewhere along the way. So much fun, though, mostly.
Posted by: gator at June 04, 2010 11:09 PM (XBdMr)
You're just jaded. I find a rabid homosexual Possum with a robotically enhanced super-phallus, systematically and methodically raping his way through a Tijauna pre-op tranvestite mud wrestling event is the only thing that will do it for me now.
Posted by: Charles Johnson at June 04, 2010 07:14 PM (t72+4)
As George Patton proclaimed, let us
not mourn her death. Let us celebrate her life.
Posted by: GGE, Hall of Fame Moron at June 04, 2010 11:10 PM
(3N3LK)
*raises glass*
Cheers!
Posted by: Editor at June 04, 2010 07:14 PM (YX6i/)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at June 04, 2010 07:14 PM (wOtDN)
Posted by: garrett at June 04, 2010 07:14 PM (5Y8Um)
Give the guy a break, he's out of practice.
It wasn't for technical (g*d knows its hard enough to post a link here), it was for content. We all know gator can bring it, just have to see if he can still take an open field hit.
Posted by: Dang Straights at June 04, 2010 07:14 PM (gkXkW)
OK, IÂ’m back, my drink is glowing a beautiful blue green, looks like the ocean in some wild tropical place.
Breakfast at TiffanyÂ’s is a good movie for its time and place, very different from the story it is based on though. But, it might be a chick thing.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 04, 2010 07:15 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Charles Johnson at June 04, 2010 11:14 PM
They won't let me in the club anymore...said I was too creepy.
Prudes.
Posted by: jcjimi at June 04, 2010 07:16 PM (ay6+/)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at June 04, 2010 07:16 PM (wOtDN)
Posted by: GGE, Hall of Fame Moron at June 04, 2010 07:16 PM (3N3LK)
laceyunderalls....how YOU doing???
Damn it's good to be back.
GGE...you sound like you should be here, as anyone here would be proud to call you friend. To your wife!!! <raises glass, drinks his Ketel One>
Posted by: gator at June 04, 2010 07:16 PM (XBdMr)
I Will Follow You Into the Dark
Posted by: wherestherum at June 04, 2010 07:16 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: Sassypants at June 04, 2010 07:17 PM (SxRqn)
Posted by: The
Dread Pirate Neck Beard at June 04, 2010 11:16 PM (wOtDN)
She was a fighter. The sonovabitch might have got her, but he never beat her.
Posted by: GGE, Hall of Fame Moron at June 04, 2010 07:17 PM (3N3LK)
Posted by: Trimegistus at June 04, 2010 07:17 PM (TZJPP)
Dick Van Dyke as a Cockney in Mary Poppins. Lovable & absolutely wonderful character, but it wasn't accurate.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at June 04, 2010 07:18 PM (yfJ6g)
Never saw the movie, just hate the blasted song. It's one of those bad songs with just a catchy enough riff to make it stick in your head.
Now if you'll excuse me, I gotta go beat down Poseidon again to get the song out of my mind.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 04, 2010 07:18 PM (c0A3e)
Well, I think Rum and I can probably cause enough trouble over the weekend and on the 5th that if weÂ’re not in jail, sheÂ’ll be able to report to her job on the 6th with no problems.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 04, 2010 07:18 PM (RZ8pf)
I know what the internet is for.
Movies don't always cast teens to play teens. They usually get gangly people who are around thirty years old, since they have a trusted track record for playing teens.
The twilight chick was in a movie called Zathura. That was entertaining despite being aimed for kids.
Posted by: Cincinnatus at June 04, 2010 07:19 PM (r60xu)
Posted by: Trimegistus at June 04, 2010 07:19 PM (TZJPP)
As George
Patton proclaimed, let us
not mourn her death. Let us celebrate her life.
Posted by: GGE,
Hall of Fame Moron at June 04,
2010 11:10 PM
(3N3LK)
*raises glass*
Cheers!
Posted by: Editor at June 04, 2010 11:14 PM (YX6i/)
--Now raising my Double Gulp cup with rum 'n' cup!
To a life well lived!
Posted by: logprof at June 04, 2010 07:19 PM (Mmw0q)
My drink is a bit too sour. I need to add something, more booze maybe.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 04, 2010 07:20 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Sassypants at June 04, 2010 07:20 PM (SxRqn)
Thanks, Sassy. I'm now in pension plan administration. We mostly do ESOPs (Employee Stock Ownership Plan) but we also handle a few 401(k)s and Profit Sharing Plans. I have no idea what it is I'm doing half the time, but I'm sure learning tons!
Posted by: wherestherum at June 04, 2010 07:20 PM (gofDd)
But cheer up, Redskin fans. Little Danny Snyder is gonna buy you a superbowl - soon. Why, I'm sure when he is, oh, I don't know, 62, Danny will plunk down a cool 50 million a year for Brett Farve.
Posted by: Mallamutt at June 04, 2010 11:10 PM (OWjjx)
Posted by: Blazer at June 04, 2010 07:21 PM (t72+4)
If the Cheez-whiz dude shows up, insult him for me. I'm going to bed.
Posted by: Trimegistus at June 04, 2010 07:21 PM (TZJPP)
Group says Israeli navy intercepts new Gaza-bound aid ship Rachel Corrie - Reuters
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 04, 2010 07:21 PM (c0A3e)
*sigh*
if she was born a decade or too later she'd have big 'ole bags 'o silicone in there.
Posted by: jcjimi at June 04, 2010 07:22 PM (ay6+/)
I've only been at my job for 2 months. I don't think it's really very professional to ask for time off when I haven't been there that long AND I'm already taking off two weeks for a trip that was planned before I got hired.
Not professional? Some moronette you are! Just kidding..you have a solid work ethic. That said, there are only so many days off alloted to us. I bet Kratos would call in sick for you.
Posted by: 48%er at June 04, 2010 07:22 PM (OThQg)
Hmmm. Not really. I'd classify them as alt rock. That just happens to be one of their mellower songs.
Posted by: wherestherum at June 04, 2010 07:22 PM (gofDd)
Never seen Breakfast at Tiffany's. I have seen Roman Holiday though. Audrey was more attractive than every single one of the women on that overrated list by miles. One of the things I find really cool is that according to the wikipedia info Gegory Peck was supposed to get top star solo billing for the film and halfway through filming he demanded it be changed to give her equal billing.
Posted by: buzzion at June 04, 2010 07:23 PM (oVQFe)
I’m not sure about that Rum, it seems like several of their more recent songs have been of the mellow, kind of depressing bent—like Meet me on the Equinox (I think that’s the name).
I love the stalker one.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 04, 2010 07:23 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at June 04, 2010 07:24 PM (wOtDN)
Posted by: Sassypants at June 04, 2010 07:24 PM (SxRqn)
. Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 04, 2010 07:24 PM (c0A3e)
Stop with the Breakfast at Tiffany's hate.
I will crack some m'effing skulls.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 04, 2010 11:20 PM (6cGXc)
Oh, you're so adorable when you're mad.
Posted by: Editor at June 04, 2010 07:25 PM (YX6i/)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at June 04, 2010 07:25 PM (wOtDN)
Oh, Kratos, you didnÂ’t click on that link, did you? I was too late to warn you.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 04, 2010 07:25 PM (RZ8pf)
That one ties with Charade for me as my favorite Audrey movie ever. Class just radiates from her pores.
Posted by: wherestherum at June 04, 2010 07:25 PM (gofDd)
Better, the Ariel Sharon,
. /Whose nickname was bulldozer.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 04, 2010 07:26 PM (c0A3e)
Torpedos this time?
Posted by: Methos at June 04, 2010 07:26 PM (Xsi7M)
Posted by: Sassypants at June 04, 2010 07:26 PM (SxRqn)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 04, 2010 11:24 PM
Get a room.
Jeez.
Posted by: jcjimi at June 04, 2010 07:26 PM (ay6+/)
I was surprised at the ending of Roman Holiday, but in retrospect glad it ended the way it did.
I like the scene in Breakfast at TiffanyÂ’s when sheÂ’s changed herself for the Argentinean guy and sheÂ’s knitting a huge long thing and then the pressure cooker explodes.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 04, 2010 07:27 PM (RZ8pf)
grrr....at least I got my valued Blade of Olympus.
It always protects me.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 04, 2010 07:27 PM (c0A3e)
I Will Follow You Into the Dark
Posted by: wherestherum at June 04, 2010 11:16 PM (gofDd)
I'm overwhelmed WTR. It's better than the earwigs I've been living with for the past few days.
Posted by: GGE, Hall of Fame Moron at June 04, 2010 07:27 PM (3N3LK)
I have to translate plan documents and I don't even know what they mean. They're very dry and boring.
But yes, they treat me infinitely better than that last place. In fact, yesterday we celebrated my birthday and another coworker's birthday. (Hers was last Friday. Coincidentally she's also the only other Asian in the office.) We had pizza and cheesecake and chocolate cake.
Posted by: wherestherum at June 04, 2010 07:28 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: Sassypants at June 04, 2010 11:17 PM (SxRqn) Thanks! Our little daughter is really excited and is busy practicing her Hebrew which is already quite good. One fly in the ointment is that one of the girls on the trip is getting Bat Mitzvahed while we are there and her maternal grandfather - a former 12-term Texas uber-liberal Congressman (you all probably would remember the name, so I'll be discete - he got redistricted out of existence by Tom Delay) will be in our little group as well. I hope to hell he doesn't start any shit with me.. Well, at least his second wife was a US General, strange to say...
Posted by: TexasJew at June 04, 2010 07:29 PM (ooTPw)
Posted by: Sassypants at June 04, 2010 07:29 PM (SxRqn)
Coincidentally she's also the only other Asian in the office.) We had pizza and cheesecake and chocolate cake
Ahh, traditional menu.
Posted by: Dang Straights at June 04, 2010 07:29 PM (gkXkW)
Oh, you're so adorable when you're mad.
bet she's even moreso with those laceys around her ankles
Posted by: The Great Satan's Ghost at June 04, 2010 07:30 PM (RgO/G)
Posted by: Sassypants at June 04, 2010 07:30 PM (SxRqn)
I like Soul Meets Body and the Sound of Settling, too. I haven't heard too much new material from them, but then I tend to listen to talk radio than music. Sometimes their sound reminds me of an American version of Oasis.
Posted by: wherestherum at June 04, 2010 07:30 PM (gofDd)
I'm sure I'll have plenty of chances to change my mind. I'd watch her read a phone book. She is attractive in all the right ways. I've always said I like odd girls. It doesn't hurt when they're smokin' hot either.
Posted by: jcjimi at June 04, 2010 07:30 PM (ay6+/)
Ahh, traditional menu.
Posted by: Dang Straights at June 04, 2010 11:29 PM (gkXkW)
With just a hint of poodle.
Posted by: Blazer at June 04, 2010 07:31 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: gator at June 04, 2010 07:31 PM (XBdMr)
i call bullshit onthe over-hyped chick list
lady gaga is #3?
she is my dream chick, hell, i want my girl to grow up to be lady gaga
Posted by: navy COP joe at June 04, 2010 07:32 PM (gg4j2)
Posted by: wherestherum at June 04, 2010 07:33 PM (gofDd)
she is my dream chick, hell, i want my girl to grow up to be lady gaga
Posted by: navy COP joe at June 04, 2010 11:32 PM (gg4j2)
*heart palpitations*
Oh, my.
Posted by: Sigmund Freud at June 04, 2010 07:33 PM (YX6i/)
Posted by: Sassypants at June 04, 2010 07:33 PM (SxRqn)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at June 04, 2010 07:33 PM (wOtDN)
She was like 56 when that photo was taken so she should remember.
Posted by: Potty Mouth at June 04, 2010 07:34 PM (Glxw+)
I hope you're kidding.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 04, 2010 07:34 PM (c0A3e)
Mustangs rock. My first car was a '66. Loved that money pit.
And, George Peppard was so freaking hot in Breakfast at Tiffany's.
Posted by: KelliD at June 04, 2010 07:34 PM (QA8M1)
My favourite A. Hepburn role is My Fair Lady. I know she gets lots of grief because she only sang 2 of the songs (& that was with dubbing), but she really displayed her range in it. Acting with Sir Rex Harrison must also have been difficult, or so I have read. But it's brilliant adaption with a skilled cast.
2nd is a tie between Charade, How to Steal A Million, & Roman Holiday. Cary Grant, Peter O'Toole, or Gregory Peck? Hard choice as to which is best, but she excels with all 3.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at June 04, 2010 07:35 PM (yfJ6g)
Posted by: gator at June 04, 2010 07:35 PM (XBdMr)
311 i meant have her talent and money
actually, i like gaga, she is actually pretty good so far
312 fluke, just wait, october is still far away
Posted by: navy COP joe at June 04, 2010 07:35 PM (gg4j2)
Sassypants must travel with a different kind of people than I do, no one is ever on their best behavior. Of course half the time I travel with my family so that could explain a lotÂ…
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 04, 2010 07:35 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Potty Mouth at June 04, 2010 07:35 PM (Glxw+)
Posted by: logprof at June 04, 2010 07:36 PM (Mmw0q)
Posted by: Ben at June 04, 2010 07:36 PM (DKV43)
Posted by: wherestherum at June 04, 2010 11:30 PM
Still enjoy Sound of Settling. It's actually in my current rotation, but they're one of those bands that I could never listen to a whole CD of (I know, I have three of them). Windows of brilliance. Kind of the same way I enjoyed Talking Heads back in the day - occasional windows of pop brilliance.
and that's better than most bring - and they're local boys.
Posted by: jcjimi at June 04, 2010 07:36 PM (ay6+/)
Cary Grant. Mmmm Love me some Cary Grant.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 04, 2010 07:36 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Sassypants at June 04, 2010 07:36 PM (SxRqn)
Posted by: Mindy at June 04, 2010 07:36 PM (fsGo6)
Posted by: Methos at June 04, 2010 07:37 PM (Xsi7M)
I would have sunk the damn thing.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 04, 2010 07:38 PM (c0A3e)
happy soon to be birthday guys
if you can make it here, i have, sitting in front of me, a bottle of
******drumroll*****
Gran Patron Burdeos
oh yes, oh yes
Posted by: navy COP joe at June 04, 2010 07:38 PM (gg4j2)
Death Cab is a Seattle area band? I did not know that. No wonder their songs have a hint of depression and melancholy to them.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 04, 2010 07:38 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Sassypants at June 04, 2010 07:38 PM (SxRqn)
Posted by: Sassypants at June 04, 2010 11:33 PM (SxRqn)
True.
It's an all very strongly pro-Israel group and that is the central reason for the trip. I just wish that I would have more time to hook up with all my Israeli friends. I have an invite from a geology buddy to look at the 3-D seismic from that huge new gas find off the Haifa coast.
Well, anyway, we'll be back next year and will just travel around together and take our time..
Posted by: TexasJew at June 04, 2010 07:39 PM (ooTPw)
Israel boarded the Rachel Corrie, no deaths, well Rachel Corrie is still dead. Awesome!
I would have sunk the damn thing.
you would think israel would find away to attach a bull dozer plow to the front of a boat and ram it. It would be freaking hilarious. Put some benny hill music on and you've got yourself a viral video.
Posted by: Ben at June 04, 2010 07:39 PM (DKV43)
Seriously! Big 38. Feel like I'm 14. Act it, too!
Posted by: gator at June 04, 2010 07:39 PM (XBdMr)
I file 'em under emo.
Posted by: logprof at June 04, 2010 11:32 PM (Mmw0q)
I file 'em under shit
Posted by: buzzion at June 04, 2010 07:39 PM (oVQFe)
i want my girl to grow up to be lady gaga
The fuck? I'm contacting HI Child Protective Services.
And, George Peppard was so freaking hot in Breakfast at Tiffany's.
fistbump, girlfriend!
Send bewbs.
Sure thing I'll send pron
Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 04, 2010 07:40 PM (6cGXc)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 04, 2010 07:40 PM (c0A3e)
Israel boarded the Rachel Corrie, no deaths, well Rachel Corrie is still dead. Awesome!
Posted by: Ben at June 04, 2010 11:36 PM (DKV43)
Paper cuts can get pretty nasty.
Posted by: Blazer at June 04, 2010 07:40 PM (t72+4)
Mine's in May, same day as Harry Truman's. I think I've said before, there are only like 5 days in May where someone in my family and extended family isn't having a birthday.
Posted by: Theresa D at June 04, 2010 07:43 PM (iGCmo)
Posted by: Mætenloch at June 04, 2010 07:43 PM (XCFBp)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at June 04, 2010 07:43 PM (wOtDN)
Posted by: BSR at June 04, 2010 07:44 PM (AJreE)
Seriously! Big 38. Feel like I'm 14. Act it, too!
Posted by: gator at June 04, 2010 11:39 PM (XBdMr)
Why you , I ouhgtta ! Get offf my lawn !
(I'm only 39)
Posted by: Blazer at June 04, 2010 07:44 PM (t72+4)
342 did you see the picture on moonbattery dot com of the bulldozer missle?
awesome
no. checking it out now. thanks
Posted by: Ben at June 04, 2010 07:44 PM (DKV43)
Happy belated, gator!
Which one of the moronettes is jumping out of a cake?
He and I just met so it shan't be me.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 04, 2010 07:44 PM (6cGXc)
Posted by: Sassypants at June 04, 2010 07:44 PM (SxRqn)
A Georgia boy can't lie about having Jefferson Davis' birthday, but he should.
Posted by: gator at June 04, 2010 07:45 PM (XBdMr)
lol, even a kill-joy such as myself knows that. I thought you'd be more inventive, that's all.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 04, 2010 07:46 PM (c0A3e)
Sorry to hear about your wife, GGE. I put a quick not at the top of the ONT. If there's anything special you'd like posted, send me an email GGE. I'm at dinner at the moment and will add more when I get home.
Posted by: Mætenloch at June 04, 2010 11:43 PM (XCFBp)
Maet, you are both a gentleman, and a scholar, thank you for that.
Posted by: Blazer at June 04, 2010 07:46 PM (t72+4)
Wow, Methos, that tanker fire is scary, the fire is spreading through the sewer and in the news report you can see as it erupts out of various spots away from the main tanker fire. Eek.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 04, 2010 07:47 PM (RZ8pf)
Update: Group says Israeli navy shadowing, not intercepting, new Gaza-bound aid ship Rachel Corrie - Reuters
Not a bad thing. Now they can sink the damn thing and be done with it.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 04, 2010 07:48 PM (c0A3e)
Shit, we had another funnel cloud here, this one in Monroe. I guess mother nature is intent on proving that yes, the Western Washington area can indeed have tornadoes.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 04, 2010 07:48 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 04, 2010 07:48 PM (cMo6P)
Am I the only one who thought Gator was older than 38???
*ducks*
Posted by: Sassypants at June 04, 2010 11:44 PM (SxRqn)
Hey, at least he's younger than us Sasssy, right?
*wink wink, nudge, nudge*
Posted by: Blazer at June 04, 2010 07:50 PM (t72+4)
I'm a little paranoid about my old typing now. Why don't you guys just point and giggle next time?
I type older than I look!
Posted by: gator at June 04, 2010 07:50 PM (XBdMr)
368 nah, gotta board it
instead of those damn pepper guns they need to go back to m-4s
raid it like any other non-complient
Posted by: navy COP joe at June 04, 2010 07:50 PM (gg4j2)
Hey Z Ryan. Obviously, not the stock market. But what's up is the national debt. Cool, aint it?
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 04, 2010 07:50 PM (c0A3e)
Me too. Between him and Palooka, I suddenly developed a strong craving for Town House crackers and Cheezewhiz topped with little Palestinian baby hearts.
Heh. I guess he was muslum, but he read like someone from the far east.
Posted by: rdbrewer at June 04, 2010 07:51 PM (eyjmD)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at June 04, 2010 07:52 PM (wOtDN)
Posted by: logprof at June 04, 2010 07:52 PM (Mmw0q)
Dammit, Blazer, I'm still giggling over that young Helen Thomas picture. It'll be a while before I get that image out of my head.
Posted by: gator at June 04, 2010 07:52 PM (XBdMr)
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 04, 2010 07:52 PM (cMo6P)
How about this, the original person cast as The Terminator was OJ Simpson, but James Cameron thought that no one would believe him in the role because he had a reputation as a nice guy at the time.
Posted by: koopy at June 04, 2010 07:53 PM (awinc)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at June 04, 2010 07:53 PM (wOtDN)
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 04, 2010 07:54 PM (cMo6P)
Please tell me I am not the oldest Moron here at 45.
Posted by: Mallamutt at June 04, 2010 11:51 PM (OWjjx)
weeping.. you and I
Posted by: willow at June 04, 2010 07:54 PM (HyUIR)
Posted by: Sassypants at June 04, 2010 07:55 PM (SxRqn)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 04, 2010 07:55 PM (5EzUQ)
I'm kinda abashed to say I don't know that much about his legacy, only that he's a legend at UCLA. I respect that he's legendary and from accounts I've heard, he was a kind and generous man. Definitely one of UCLA's greats.
Posted by: wherestherum at June 04, 2010 07:55 PM (gofDd)
So sorry to hear of your wife's passing GGE, my deepest heartfelt condolences to you, and may God smile upon her soul
As for Texas Stadium, watching that place go down will give me the same woody I got watching The Vet in Philly get blown down
Posted by: kbdabear at June 04, 2010 07:55 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: logprof at June 04, 2010 07:55 PM (Mmw0q)
I'm still giggling
Do men giggle? Really??
(Sorry, gator. Just bustin' your chops!)
Let me introduce myself again--
lu, ball-buster extraordinaire
Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 04, 2010 07:55 PM (6cGXc)
Factoid: Dustin Hoffman was originally cast for the lead in "Shaft", but the director thought that he was a tiny Jew cracker.
Posted by: gator at June 04, 2010 07:56 PM (XBdMr)
Posted by: Mindy at June 04, 2010 07:57 PM (fsGo6)
Please tell me I am not the oldest Moron here at 45.
Posted by: Mallamutt at June 04, 2010 11:51 PM (OWjjx)
There are corpses I feed on that are older than that.
Posted by: Helen Thomas at June 04, 2010 07:57 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: koopy at June 04, 2010 07:58 PM (awinc)
bebe, I think Al Gore pissed mother nature off way too much and sheÂ’s really going to get us now.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 04, 2010 07:58 PM (RZ8pf)
I thought you'd be more inventive, that's all.
hell, i'm surfin around. only have half of one eye on the thread. i'll try harder next time
Posted by: The Great Satan's Ghost at June 04, 2010 07:58 PM (RgO/G)
Posted by: BSR at June 04, 2010 07:58 PM (AJreE)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at June 04, 2010 07:59 PM (wOtDN)
IÂ’m older than some here, and younger than others. Or, old enough to know better and young enough not to care. Something like that.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 04, 2010 07:59 PM (RZ8pf)
I still don't believe it. gator's got toothbrushes older than 38
Happy Birthday gator. Now get out of my yard
Posted by: kbdabear at June 04, 2010 08:00 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: Sassypants at June 04, 2010 08:00 PM (SxRqn)
Until they met Jon Crier. That made one particular episode of Two and Half Men believable.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 04, 2010 08:01 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at June 04, 2010 08:02 PM (wOtDN)
Do men giggle? Really??
What has two thumbs and giggles on the ONT?
This guy.
kbdabear, I'll get out of your yard, old man, but can I dream about running through your garden?
Posted by: gator at June 04, 2010 08:02 PM (XBdMr)
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 04, 2010 08:02 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: Sassypants at June 05, 2010 12:00 AM (SxRqn)
Totally unnecessary. You're banned!
Posted by: Sigmund Freud at June 04, 2010 08:02 PM (YX6i/)
But I do live in Los Angeles
Posted by: kbdabear at June 04, 2010 08:03 PM (sYxEE)
Blazer, I'm older than you by a few years.
Posted by: Sassypants at June 04, 2010 11:55 PM (SxRqn)
Yea I know, it ain't like I haven't noticed.. Pretty tight waterline on the Ol' USS Jewish Princess if you don't mind me sayin'.
Posted by: Blazer at June 04, 2010 08:03 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: Sassypants at June 05, 2010 12:00 AM (SxRqn)
--yeah, she was actually cute back then. Wonder when she started getting fugly tats?
Posted by: logprof at June 04, 2010 08:03 PM (Mmw0q)
Posted by: Sassypants at June 04, 2010 08:03 PM (SxRqn)
Damn you, Sassy! I could have gone my entire life without knowing that.
Gotta watch another GoW3 clip to purge that. How about The Death of Helios. Don't wanna lose my head.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 04, 2010 08:04 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: koopy at June 04, 2010 08:04 PM (awinc)
McDonalds recalled their Shrek glasses because of cadmium in the paint. And, get this they were manufactured in the US. I wonder what US company is about to take a bath, and which one is about to be propped up by the US government over this incident.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 04, 2010 08:04 PM (RZ8pf)
Oh, I saw that movie. It had Ben Stiller and William H. Macy. Mystery Men! It wasn't too bad a movie.
Posted by: wherestherum at June 04, 2010 08:04 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 04, 2010 08:04 PM (5EzUQ)
Posted by: Sassypants at June 04, 2010 08:05 PM (SxRqn)
No you went an dstepped in it, Sassy.
I actually remember watching that scene in college. There were like eight of us girls in the room--silence. So awkward!
Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 04, 2010 08:05 PM (6cGXc)
Posted by: kbdabear at June 04, 2010 08:05 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: wherestherum at June 04, 2010 08:05 PM (gofDd)
--yeah, she was actually cute back
then.
Posted by: logprof at June 05, 2010 12:03 AM (Mmw0q)
Dude. DUDE! Duuuuuuuuuuuuude.
Posted by: Editor at June 04, 2010 08:06 PM (YX6i/)
It was Mystery Men, it didn't really revolve around bowling, but a bowling ball was her super weapon or something like that. I actually like that movie, PeeWee Hermans super power are his noxious farts.
Posted by: koopy at June 04, 2010 08:06 PM (awinc)
Why are you guys talking about ugly women? WasnÂ’t all the Helen Thomas on the site today enough ugly for ya?
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 04, 2010 08:06 PM (RZ8pf)
no jokes about my appearance or age!
Posted by: Sassypants at June 05, 2010 12:05 AM (SxRqn)
Ummm, there were neither. You are one hot women.
Posted by: Blazer at June 04, 2010 08:07 PM (t72+4)
Eman, old man, now i feel better.
actually i think i'll start thinking i'm 50 so I won't be traumatized.
: }....running.....
Posted by: willow at June 04, 2010 08:07 PM (HyUIR)
kbdabear, I'll get out of your yard, old man, but can I dream about running through your garden?
Posted by: gator at June 05, 2010 12:02 AMShit, someone get me the bleach and a high pressure hose to remove that image from my brain
Posted by: kbdabear at June 04, 2010 08:07 PM (sYxEE)
Wonder when she started getting fugly tats?
I'll take when she quit getting callbacks and became completely irrelevant, for $200, Alex.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 04, 2010 08:07 PM (6cGXc)
Mmmm, just ate a delicious apple fritter that Sassypants almost had me throwing up with her little scene description.
Still tasty.
Posted by: Dang Straights at June 04, 2010 08:07 PM (gkXkW)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at June 04, 2010 08:07 PM (wOtDN)
I actually remember watching that scene in college. There were like eight of us girls in the room--silence. So awkward!
Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 05, 2010 12:05 AM (6cGXc)
Pillow fight!!!!!
Posted by: Editor at June 04, 2010 08:08 PM (YX6i/)
Posted by: Sassypants at June 04, 2010 08:08 PM (SxRqn)
to remove that image from my brain
I went Monty Python instead of Vivid Entertainment and its kind of funny.
Posted by: Dang Straights at June 04, 2010 08:08 PM (gkXkW)
Couple of, uh, pics could stop the teasing.....just saying....
Posted by: gator at June 04, 2010 08:09 PM (XBdMr)
Reality Bites
Posted by: koopy at June 04, 2010 08:09 PM (awinc)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at June 04, 2010 08:09 PM (wOtDN)
Posted by: Blazer at June 05, 2010 12:07 AM (t72+4)
I mean woman. Of course you're not two people even though you may look like it from straight on.
I keed, i keed.
Posted by: Blazer at June 04, 2010 08:09 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 04, 2010 08:10 PM (5EzUQ)
McDonalds recalled their Shrek glasses because of cadmium in the paint. And, get this they were manufactured in the US. I wonder what US company is about to take a bath, and which one is about to be propped up by the US government over this incident.
We are.
Posted by: Amalgamated Cadmium-Tainted Utensils and Glassware Corp. at June 04, 2010 08:10 PM (jHd4t)
Reality Bites, Sassy.
Ethan Hawk was oh so deep.
*gag*
I just remember thinking, wash your hair fuckstick!!!11!!
Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 04, 2010 08:10 PM (6cGXc)
Posted by: Sassypants at June 04, 2010 08:10 PM (SxRqn)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at June 04, 2010 08:10 PM (wOtDN)
the same woody I got watching The Vet in Philly get blown down
Hatahs gotta hate.
Posted by: Dang Straights at June 04, 2010 11:57 PM
It was very appropriate to name that dump The Vet, as it was a building where you'd find sick animals
Posted by: kbdabear at June 04, 2010 08:10 PM (sYxEE)
No? Maybe it is just a Clemson thing. In the Tigernet.com chat room, Clemson fans hang out to follow Clemson baseball, basketball and football games. If it is late in the game, and Clemson is behind and needs a big play, someone will usually post the "Rally Fatty." It is a small video clip of a morbidly fat little boy having a tantrum.
Why do I mention this? Because apparently that fat little petulant boy grew up and became a South Carolina State Senator with an odd aversion to Sikhs.
Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at June 04, 2010 08:10 PM (ZESU0)
Google says...
Reality Bites?
Maybe you don't remember it because it wasn't that good.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 04, 2010 08:10 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: The Great Satan's Ghost at June 04, 2010 08:10 PM (RgO/G)
All of us moronettes are hot women, because weÂ’re conservative, we hang out here, and weÂ’ll kick your asses if you say otherwise.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 04, 2010 08:10 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: eman at June 04, 2010 08:11 PM (QVpWo)
I keed, i keed.
Posted by: Blazer at June 05, 2010 12:09 AM (t72+4)
Nice knowing you, Blazer. Send our regards to Rachel Corrie, mkay.
Posted by: Editor at June 04, 2010 08:11 PM (YX6i/)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at June 04, 2010 08:12 PM (wOtDN)
Posted by: Sassypants at June 04, 2010 08:12 PM (SxRqn)
All of us moronettes are hot women, because weÂ’re conservative, we hang out here, and weÂ’ll kick your asses if you say otherwise.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 05, 2010 12:10 AM (RZ8pf)
otherwise.
Posted by: Blazer at June 04, 2010 08:12 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 04, 2010 08:12 PM (5EzUQ)
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 04, 2010 08:13 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at June 04, 2010 08:13 PM (wOtDN)
I actually remember watching that scene in college. There were like eight of us girls in the room--silence. So awkward!
Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 05, 2010 12:05 AM (6cGXc)
All in your lacey pink nighties right?
Posted by: buzzion at June 04, 2010 08:13 PM (oVQFe)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 04, 2010 08:13 PM (5EzUQ)
SatanÂ’s Ghost, no reports of damage, they are still trying to figure out if it touched down or not. Go to the KOMO website to see pictures of it, it was spotted along Highway 522. It is a pretty amazing funnel cloud for this area.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 04, 2010 08:14 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at June 05, 2010 12:10 AM (ZESU0)
--No shit?
Posted by: logprof at June 04, 2010 08:14 PM (Mmw0q)
Hell, I am kinda of looking forward to 50. I will have 2 of the 3 kids out of the house (knock on wood) and the youngest will be 16 and the end will be in sight.
Posted by: Mallamutt at June 05, 2010 12:10 AM (OWjjx
That's a great way to look at it. 4 years I'm home free also, with exception of those that try to find my address,
trying to move back in.
Posted by: willow at June 04, 2010 08:14 PM (HyUIR)
I hated Reality Bites.
That came out my senior year in HS. I remember thinking my generation was doomed. I was kinda right.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 04, 2010 08:14 PM (6cGXc)
Tipper finally realized Al is truly insane?
Posted by: eman at June 05, 2010 12:11 AM
Al found a knothole that fit just right
Posted by: kbdabear at June 04, 2010 08:15 PM (sYxEE)
Um, why? That sounds decadent and painful.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 04, 2010 08:15 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Sassypants at June 04, 2010 08:15 PM (SxRqn)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at June 04, 2010 08:15 PM (wOtDN)
That came out my senior year in HS. I remember thinking my generation was doomed. I was kinda right.
Hmm. Dante's Inferno came out in my senior year in high school.
Posted by: Cicero at June 04, 2010 08:16 PM (jHd4t)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at June 04, 2010 08:16 PM (wOtDN)
Didn't even know the movie existed until my google search.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 04, 2010 08:17 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at June 04, 2010 08:17 PM (wOtDN)
Posted by: Sassypants at June 04, 2010 08:17 PM (SxRqn)
Sorry about your wife GGE, i remember you talking about her being sick but i didn't realize it was so serious. This is probably the only time i'll ever utter these words, but try not to hit the alkeehaul too much, it'll probably just make things worse ( a little ain't gonna hurt though).
Posted by: koopy at June 04, 2010 11:58 PM (awinc)
I didn't know she was that bad off either. She shielded me from the worst of it. Anyway, she was good to and for me, so no regrets (other than there wasn't a little more time).
Posted by: GGE, Hall of Fame Moron at June 04, 2010 08:17 PM (3N3LK)
Hey look! A chick who is funny who isnÂ’t actually unattractive! LetÂ’s elevate her way higher than she belongs on the spectrum of sexiness! And look, that chick did some pics for Playboy! I like Playboy! She must be one of the sexiest women in the world, because sheÂ’s funny, posed for Playboy, and doesnÂ’t have a hump on her back! Guys are so easy. (Ranked #78 by Askmen readers and #87 by Maxim.com readers)
Why the hate for women with humpbacks? This guy obviously hasn't met Lauraw.
Posted by: DSkinner at June 04, 2010 08:18 PM (8jDhS)
Posted by: GGE, Hall of Fame Moron at June 04, 2010 08:19 PM (3N3LK)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 04, 2010 08:19 PM (5EzUQ)
Cuz it was awful, Sassy.
She was a college valedictorian w/a lot of promise and chased a coffee house guitar playing loser with greasy hair.
Not only were they directionless fuck-ups....they embraced that lifestyle.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 04, 2010 08:19 PM (6cGXc)
Posted by: The Great Satan's Ghost at June 04, 2010 08:20 PM (RgO/G)
Once you see that Slublog image you can never unsee it. Damn
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 04, 2010 08:20 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: wherestherum at June 04, 2010 08:20 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at June 04, 2010 08:21 PM (wOtDN)
Blazer, you are on my list buddy.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 04, 2010 08:21 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 04, 2010 08:21 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 04, 2010 08:21 PM (5EzUQ)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at June 04, 2010 08:21 PM (wOtDN)
Blazer, you are on my list buddy.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattleIt's a short list because those names get crossed out.
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 04, 2010 08:22 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: Sassypants at June 04, 2010 08:22 PM (SxRqn)
emoticons involving less-than signs again.
drop the greater-than in front of the emoticon them, dangit
Posted by: Dang Straights at June 04, 2010 08:22 PM (gkXkW)
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 04, 2010 08:22 PM (cMo6P)
bebe, my first adult beverage made me hot.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 04, 2010 08:22 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Cicero at June 04, 2010 08:23 PM (jHd4t)
Elton John came out my senior year.
Posted by: gator at June 05, 2010 12:18 AM (XBdMr)
What a coinky-dink
Posted by: The same day you came out at June 04, 2010 08:23 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 04, 2010 08:24 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 04, 2010 08:24 PM (5EzUQ)
Posted by: Bearded Spock at June 04, 2010 08:24 PM (sYxEE)
Ben Stiller was in that flick too. He was the BMW tool.
Steven Zahn as well.
Damn, feels like 1994. I need to break out some flannel and the Docs.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at June 04, 2010 08:25 PM (6cGXc)
Wow, now she's on the ONT (which she never followed, BTW) which means she's infamous. Which of course means she's MORE than famous...
Posted by: GGE, Hall of Fame Moron at June 04, 2010 08:26 PM (3N3LK)
Posted by: buzzion at June 04, 2010 08:26 PM (oVQFe)
Posted by: Johnny I at June 04, 2010 08:26 PM (/2xf6)
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 04, 2010 08:26 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: Sassypants at June 04, 2010 08:26 PM (SxRqn)
Blazer, you are on my list buddy.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 05, 2010 12:21 AM (RZ8pf)
The list of people that get to lap honey off of your breasts ?
Posted by: The same day you came out at June 04, 2010 08:27 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: GGE, Hall of Fame Moron at June 04, 2010 08:27 PM (3N3LK)
At least until it gets fixed...or maybe it won't ever be fixed.
We'll be like Pleasantville!
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 04, 2010 08:27 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 04, 2010 08:27 PM (5EzUQ)
Johnny 1 I like my Bombay in my gin & tonic, but then it knocks me on my ass.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 04, 2010 08:27 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at June 04, 2010 08:28 PM (wOtDN)
emoticons involving less-than signs again.
drop the greater-than in front of the emoticon them, dangit
Posted by: Dang Straights at June 05, 2010 12:22 AM
Computer... code for the final countdown.. 0 0 0 .. destruct ... 0
Posted by: James T Kirk at June 04, 2010 08:28 PM (sYxEE)
Any bright, tasty ideas? Cocktails and highballs both work--
Is it hot where you are yet? Gin and tonics, my good man. With a lemon twist.
Posted by: Dang Straights at June 04, 2010 08:28 PM (gkXkW)
That's sick, dude. Why must honey be ruined like that?
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 04, 2010 08:28 PM (c0A3e)
Honey too sticky. Prefer whipped cream. Or chocolate. Or booze.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 04, 2010 08:28 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Richard at June 04, 2010 08:29 PM (vuk5r)
--Good grief, all that's worth at least $250 in MB!
Posted by: logprof at June 04, 2010 08:29 PM (Mmw0q)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at June 04, 2010 08:30 PM (wOtDN)
Posted by: The same day you came out
I was asked to do such a thing once. I was concerned about going into shock.
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 04, 2010 08:30 PM (cMo6P)
It was far easier for regular AoS posters, as civilized men, to behave like barbarians; than it was for ONT'ers, as barbarians, to behave like civilized men.
Posted by: Unbearded Real Spock at June 04, 2010 08:30 PM (WXxKk)
Present.
I am, however, in such a condition that any exchange of bodily fluids may be a detriment to any partner. It's like the worst head cold and the flu put together.
Posted by: jcjimi at June 04, 2010 08:30 PM (ay6+/)
Posted by: wherestherum at June 04, 2010 08:30 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: garrett at June 04, 2010 08:31 PM (ZeHCI)
Honey too sticky. Prefer whipped cream. Or chocolate. Or booze.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 05, 2010 12:28 AM (RZ8pf)
Whiped cream is pretty sticky too.....and chocolate.
Posted by: Blazer at June 04, 2010 08:31 PM (t72+4)
Ewww, jcjimi, way to cool me down really fast.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 04, 2010 08:31 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: The
Dread Pirate Neck Beard at June 05, 2010 12:30 AM (wOtDN)
Because it sucks Helen Thomas's barbed cock.
Posted by: Editor at June 04, 2010 08:32 PM (YX6i/)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 04, 2010 08:32 PM (5EzUQ)
GGE, I am glad that your beloved wife is at peace, and that you were able to be with her through the last of her journey. My condolences to you and your family - now you have your very own personal angel in Heaven.
Totally OT - do most guys find women sexy when they are vulnerable? It must have something to do with that "Protect what's mine" instinct that you guys have. Thirty years of marriage, and you find out something new every once in a while.....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at June 04, 2010 08:32 PM (Jvyw9)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at June 04, 2010 08:32 PM (wOtDN)
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at June 04, 2010 08:32 PM (WXxKk)
Oh, that eww was directed at the cold, not the lapping jcjimi. Lapping good. Cold bad.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 04, 2010 08:33 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: garrett at June 05, 2010 12:31 AM (ZeHCI)
Fuuuuuuucka yewwwww Dophrin!!! Fuuuuuuucka yewwww Whalre!!!!
Posted by: buzzion at June 04, 2010 08:34 PM (oVQFe)
Posted by: buzzion at June 04, 2010 08:35 PM (oVQFe)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at June 04, 2010 08:35 PM (wOtDN)
>>47 A little sad this week.
GGE,
My heart goes out to you! Holy Crap. My stomach sank when I read your post. I'm just shaking my head..I COULDN'T EVEN IMAGINE THAT KIND OF HURT.. I am so sorry for your loss! Please do accept my deepest, humblest sympathy wishes on your loss of Laura. You are definitely in my prayers!
May your Great Spirit give you comfort and peace that passes all understanding in the dark days ahead. Know you aren't alone; know you have friends who will be praying for you.
Posted by: sickinmass at June 04, 2010 08:36 PM (tamie)
Totally OT - do most guys find women sexy when they are vulnerable?
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at June 05, 2010 12:32 AM (Jvyw9)
That depends. Are you passed out drunk and draped over the arm of a sofa with your pants down ?
Posted by: Blazer at June 04, 2010 08:36 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at June 04, 2010 08:36 PM (wOtDN)
Posted by: Johnny I at June 04, 2010 08:36 PM (nm/K4)
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 04, 2010 08:38 PM (cMo6P)
The Jooooooooooooos did it.
Posted by: Editor at June 04, 2010 08:38 PM (YX6i/)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 04, 2010 08:38 PM (5EzUQ)
The Jooooooooooooos Sikhs did it.
Posted by: Editor at June 05, 2010 12:38 AM (YX6i/)
FIFM
Posted by: Editor at June 04, 2010 08:39 PM (YX6i/)
Is anybody else now seeing a basically invisible thread? I mean it is kind of cool, but sort of annoying to have to highlight it to read the words.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 04, 2010 08:39 PM (RZ8pf)
But... this thread can't SINK!!
Posted by: Bruce Ismay at June 04, 2010 08:39 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 04, 2010 08:39 PM (5EzUQ)
Posted by: buzzion at June 04, 2010 08:39 PM (oVQFe)
Absolutely. And you can trust me because I'm a man of my word.
Posted by: Captain Jack Sparrow at June 04, 2010 08:40 PM (Xsi7M)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at June 04, 2010 08:40 PM (wOtDN)
Posted by: Sassypants at June 04, 2010 08:41 PM (SxRqn)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 04, 2010 08:41 PM (5EzUQ)
Who'd ever thunk a rote list of historical events would be a catchy song?
We didn't start the fire.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 04, 2010 08:41 PM (c0A3e)
We didn't start the fire.
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 05, 2010 12:39 AM (cMo6P)
Correct. It was the Poles who did it. Everybody knows that.
Posted by: the Germans Manning The Reichstag at June 04, 2010 08:42 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: koopy at June 04, 2010 08:42 PM (awinc)
Posted by: Editor at June 04, 2010 08:42 PM (YX6i/)
Posted by: Bruce Ismay at June 05, 2010 12:39 AM
It's made of Irony, it can and it will. It is a matter of certainty. As it goes down by the head, the comments will flood over E deck, back and back. There's no stopping it
Posted by: Thomas Andrews at June 04, 2010 08:43 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at June 04, 2010 08:43 PM (wOtDN)
Posted by: wherestherum at June 04, 2010 08:44 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: Methos at June 04, 2010 08:44 PM (Xsi7M)
That's funny; I'm using Firefox and am trapped deep inside Grayworld.
Thank God, that fucking animal shut up. 'Cause I was about in the mood to do it, too.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at June 04, 2010 08:44 PM (WXxKk)
Posted by: Richard at June 04, 2010 08:45 PM (vuk5r)
I suspect firefox's CSS is broken and wrong. It's sad that that is somehow useful. Bah!
mwaaahahahahaaaaa
Posted by: Dang Straights at June 04, 2010 08:45 PM (gkXkW)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 04, 2010 08:45 PM (5EzUQ)
Yeah, uh in IE it is completely invisible. I guess IÂ’ll bounce to FireFox.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 04, 2010 08:46 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Capt Edward Smith at June 04, 2010 08:46 PM (sYxEE)
Whut? Sorry, I don't click on strange links.
Advice straight from the Blade of Olympus.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 04, 2010 08:46 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at June 04, 2010 08:46 PM (wOtDN)
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at June 04, 2010 08:46 PM (WXxKk)
Posted by: Khan Noonien Singh at June 04, 2010 08:48 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 04, 2010 08:48 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Blazer at June 05, 2010 12:36 AM (t72+4)
Dude - I'm almost 50 years old, and I've never been drunk EVER in my life! And trust me, you don't want to see me stretched out over the arm of a sofa - I've had 4 kids and gall bladder surgery......
Actually, I was feeling sad because I lost all of my late sister's e-mails the other day when I had problems with my computer. I've been so busy making sure that my nephew and my parents were doing OK that I had to put my grieving off for a little while. It's catching up with me. It probably wouldn't matter as much if it weren't for the fact that she was a writer, so her personality came out in her e-mails....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at June 04, 2010 08:49 PM (Jvyw9)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 04, 2010 08:49 PM (5EzUQ)
Did the Corrie sink yet?
Posted by: CDR M at June 05, 2010 12:47 AM (5I8G0)
Tommorow morning, with maple syrup, count on it.
Posted by: the Germans Manning The Reichstag at June 04, 2010 08:49 PM (t72+4)
Nope, it's not a euphemism.
/If I was going to name that something honest, the name would be a lot less flattering.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 04, 2010 08:49 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at June 04, 2010 08:49 PM (wOtDN)
Posted by: wherestheru
That depends: do you want it to look fat?
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 04, 2010 08:49 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 04, 2010 08:50 PM (9Lm5R)
No, not the wedd one! Don't push the wedd one!
Posted by: Daffy Duck at June 04, 2010 08:50 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 04, 2010 08:50 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: wherestherum at June 04, 2010 08:51 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 04, 2010 08:51 PM (RZ8pf)
What were we talking about before this happened?
Reality Bites. Sassypants loves that movie, the rest of us are kind of 'meh'.
Posted by: Dang Straights at June 04, 2010 08:51 PM (gkXkW)
What the heck is going on? Why are so many people who did not serve claiming that they served? All this guy did was ask this politician/thug not to say he served when the guy had checked and he didn't serve.
Posted by: curious at June 04, 2010 08:51 PM (p302b)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at June 04, 2010 08:52 PM (wOtDN)
Posted by: wherestherum at June 04, 2010 08:52 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 04, 2010 08:52 PM (9Lm5R)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 04, 2010 08:52 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Richard at June 04, 2010 08:52 PM (vuk5r)
Posted by: Methos at June 04, 2010 08:52 PM (Xsi7M)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at June 04, 2010 08:52 PM (wOtDN)
Posted by: wherestherum at June 04, 2010 08:53 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: CDR M at June 05, 2010 12:47 AM
I heard that the Rachel Corrie is a converted Ohio River flatboat
Posted by: kbdabear at June 04, 2010 08:53 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 04, 2010 08:53 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at June 04, 2010 08:53 PM (WXxKk)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 04, 2010 08:54 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 04, 2010 08:54 PM (9Lm5R)
Posted by: buzzion at June 04, 2010 08:54 PM (oVQFe)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 04, 2010 08:54 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at June 04, 2010 08:54 PM (wOtDN)
Your reign is ending...
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 04, 2010 08:55 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 04, 2010 08:55 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 04, 2010 08:55 PM (5EzUQ)
Posted by: buzzion at June 04, 2010 08:55 PM (oVQFe)
Posted by: Richard at June 04, 2010 08:55 PM (vuk5r)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at June 04, 2010 08:55 PM (wOtDN)
Why is it always the ones whose souls I already have. I need fresh ones, people.
Posted by: wherestherum at June 05, 2010 12:53 AM (gofDd)
You dont have mine Madame Butterfly, although i'm sure you are left lusting for it.
Posted by: the Germans Manning The Reichstag at June 04, 2010 08:55 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 04, 2010 08:56 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: ace at June 04, 2010 08:56 PM (66DVY)
The two greatest words in the American language: DEE FAULT.
Posted by: Dang Straights at June 05, 2010 12:55 AM (gkXkW)
I disagree. Free Beer.
Posted by: buzzion at June 04, 2010 08:57 PM (oVQFe)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at June 04, 2010 08:57 PM (wOtDN)
Posted by: wherestherum at June 04, 2010 08:57 PM (gofDd)
Yeah, I could probably die happy from that awesomeness.
Posted by: Editor at June 04, 2010 08:57 PM (YX6i/)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 04, 2010 08:58 PM (5EzUQ)
Yes, I cut the transporter power earlier. It was necessary to delay your beam-out from Grayworld until I could arrive.
Posted by: Bearded Spock at June 04, 2010 08:58 PM (WXxKk)
FireFox is fixed, IE is still weird, but usable. Which kind of makes sense in the grand scheme of things.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 04, 2010 08:58 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at June 04, 2010 08:59 PM (wOtDN)
Posted by: wherestherum at June 04, 2010 08:59 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at June 04, 2010 08:59 PM (WXxKk)
Posted by: gator at June 04, 2010 09:00 PM (XBdMr)
We should just all be grateful we're back in our universe (?), and that rum isn't racking up any more evil powers than she already has.
Posted by: Dang Straights at June 04, 2010 09:00 PM (gkXkW)
IÂ’m hungry. But I donÂ’t know for what. Maybe IÂ’ll eat a hot dog.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 04, 2010 09:00 PM (RZ8pf)
True, let's count our blessings.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 04, 2010 09:01 PM (c0A3e)
Are you scared of little ol' me?
Posted by: wherestherum at June 04, 2010 09:01 PM (gofDd)
Blasted ion storm...
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at June 05, 2010 12:59 AM
No, the cold restart of the warp engines threw us back 3 comments in time.
Posted by: Spock at June 04, 2010 09:01 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: Highly-Aroused Jack Benny at June 04, 2010 09:02 PM (WXxKk)
IÂ’m hungry. But I donÂ’t know for what. Maybe IÂ’ll eat a hot dog.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 05, 2010 01:00 AM (RZ8pf)
Hello mam, do you have a busted pipe?
*cue up seventies porn music*
Posted by: the Germans Manning The Reichstag at June 04, 2010 09:02 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: Newly-Soulless Yoda at June 04, 2010 09:03 PM (WXxKk)
True fact: Michelle Obama was originally scheduled to star in "Gorillas in the Mist", but they decided to go with Sigourney Weaver.
Racist.
Posted by: gator at June 04, 2010 09:03 PM (XBdMr)
theres one of them
so, i am minding my own business and the ups guy is at the door
get a box with a card, a thumbdrive and a box from the baby sister
the card says you owe me a bottle of gran patron burdeos
i google it and its like 500 bucks
i'm thinking wtf!!!!!!.......................
Posted by: navy COP joe at June 04, 2010 09:03 PM (gg4j2)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 04, 2010 09:03 PM (5EzUQ)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at June 04, 2010 09:03 PM (wOtDN)
the Germans Manning The Reichstag
Eeeeeek, the Germans from 1933 are trying to make porn with me. Help!
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 04, 2010 09:04 PM (RZ8pf)
You mean we have... three comments to live over again?
Not THOSE three comments....
Posted by: Captain James T. Kirk at June 04, 2010 09:04 PM (WXxKk)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at June 04, 2010 09:05 PM (wOtDN)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 05, 2010
01:02 AM (c0A3e)
*yawn* Promises, promises.
Posted by: wherestherum at June 04, 2010 09:05 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 04, 2010 09:05 PM (5EzUQ)
i'm thinking wtf!!!!!!.......................
Have you been drinking this patron, by any chance? I guess that's what was in the box.
Stop nailing the babysitter too, you bad old alpha male.
Posted by: Dang Straights at June 04, 2010 09:05 PM (gkXkW)
open the box and its a new lappy power brick, the thumbdrive has a new bios and a
NVIDIA 480X M and heatsink
i guess her school got a test lappy and they parted it out
i bought the tequila
Posted by: navy COP joe at June 04, 2010 09:06 PM (gg4j2)
How is one supposed to greet a gentleman with a parrot on his cock?
“Is that a parrot on your cock, or are you just happy to see me?”
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 04, 2010 09:06 PM (RZ8pf)
Eeeeeek, the Germans from 1933 are trying to make porn with me. Help!
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 05, 2010 01:04 AM (RZ8pf)
Manning the Reichstag could just be a metaphor for manning your ass, jus' sayin'
Posted by: Blazer at June 04, 2010 09:07 PM (t72+4)
How is one supposed to greet a gentleman with a parrot on his cock?
Whatever you do, don't startle the parrot.
Posted by: Dang Straights at June 04, 2010 09:07 PM (gkXkW)
Excuse me? Wouldn't that hurt just a little? That was in that link I wasn't supposed to click?
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 04, 2010 09:07 PM (c0A3e)
How is one supposed to greet a gentleman with a parrot on his cock?
With a first-aid kit. Those little bastards have talons.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at June 04, 2010 09:07 PM (WXxKk)
she goes to MIT
i haven't run 3dmark yet but i will tomorrow
so far using metro 2033 in max in d11, this smokes the ati 5870
not even close
Posted by: navy COP joe at June 04, 2010 09:09 PM (gg4j2)
Manning the Reichstag could just be a metaphor for manning your ass, jus' sayin'
Are you saying my ass is as big as the Reichstag?
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 04, 2010 09:09 PM (RZ8pf)
Are you saying my ass is as big as the Reichstag?
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattleThat depends: do you want it to be as big as the Reichstag?
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 04, 2010 09:09 PM (cMo6P)
Are you saying my ass is as big as the Reichstag?
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 05, 2010 01:09 AM (RZ8pf)
No, but I'd like to set a fire in it.
Posted by: Blazer at June 04, 2010 09:10 PM (t72+4)
You should be able to outrun them, really.
Posted by: Methos at June 04, 2010 09:10 PM (Xsi7M)
How is one supposed to greet a gentleman with a parrot on his cock?
forget parrots, i park f-15 eagles on my crank
i call it manmeat runway
Posted by: navy COP joe at June 04, 2010 09:10 PM (gg4j2)
Posted by: Munch Munch Crunch Chomp Chew Gulp at June 04, 2010 09:12 PM (WXxKk)
Throw a cracker over his head?
Posted by: Methos at June 04, 2010 09:13 PM (Xsi7M)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at June 04, 2010 09:13 PM (wOtDN)
Posted by: Henry Rollins at June 04, 2010 09:13 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: Barack H. Fuck You I Won Obama at June 04, 2010 09:14 PM (WXxKk)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 04, 2010 09:15 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at June 04, 2010 09:16 PM (wOtDN)
I went with cheese for some protein and then IÂ’m going to eat a Heath Bar.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 04, 2010 09:16 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 04, 2010 09:17 PM (5EzUQ)
Posted by: Henry Rollins at June 04, 2010 09:17 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: wherestherum at June 04, 2010 09:17 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at June 04, 2010 09:18 PM (wOtDN)
I got nervous so I just started eating cheese. How much cheese is too much?
Any ammount of cheese before a date is too much. How much did you eat?
Like a whole block of cheese.
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 04, 2010 09:18 PM (cMo6P)
Oh, yours was better than mine Rum, I just ate a mozzarella stick. I like pulling the little strings apart with my teeth.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 04, 2010 09:18 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 04, 2010 09:18 PM (9Lm5R)
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 04, 2010 09:19 PM (cMo6P)
Oh, yours was better than mine Rum, I just ate a mozzarella stick. I like pulling the little strings apart with my teeth.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 05, 2010 01:18 AM (RZ8pf)
Oh, lawdy.
Posted by: Editor at June 04, 2010 09:20 PM (YX6i/)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at June 04, 2010 09:20 PM (wOtDN)
Real sugar coke reminds me of my grandparentÂ’s boat business where they had one of those cool old fashioned soda pop dispensers and it was fun to put the money in and open the door and get out the coke.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 04, 2010 09:21 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 04, 2010 09:21 PM (9Lm5R)
Posted by: BSR at June 04, 2010 09:24 PM (AJreE)
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 04, 2010 09:25 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 04, 2010 09:26 PM (5EzUQ)
Z Ryan, you seem kind of tense, you need some help relaxing?
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 04, 2010 09:26 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at June 04, 2010 09:27 PM (wOtDN)
Of the few things I have left... yes I do have tonic and lemon. Thanks for the suggestion.
Yeah, PGiS. What do you have in mind?
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 04, 2010 09:27 PM (cMo6P)
777 i have a 500 dollar bottle of tequilla sitting on my printer and i am dring rc cola
i have issues
Posted by: navy COP joe at June 04, 2010 09:28 PM (gg4j2)
Z Ryan IÂ’d tell ya, but then Kratos would poke me with his BoO.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 04, 2010 09:31 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 04, 2010 09:32 PM (5EzUQ)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 04, 2010 09:34 PM (5EzUQ)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 04, 2010 09:36 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: BSR at June 04, 2010 09:37 PM (AJreE)
ItÂ’s OK Kratos, I have a headache, so I think I might toddle off to bed instead of continuing online shopping and lobbing sexual innuendos at strangers on the Internet.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 04, 2010 09:38 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 04, 2010 09:38 PM (5EzUQ)
http://tinyurl.com/24olmh
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 04, 2010 09:39 PM (cMo6P)
I know! P.J. O'Rourke rules.Yeah I suppose it is pretty nasty, at least thats the consensus. But it was born out of necessity (and/or being a cheap drunkard).
Posted by: BSR at June 04, 2010 09:41 PM (AJreE)
Posted by: BSR at June 04, 2010 09:42 PM (AJreE)
Really.
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 04, 2010 09:43 PM (cMo6P)
"Most of it i'll spend on gambling, women, and good times; the rest i'll probably just waste"
Posted by: BSR at June 04, 2010 09:45 PM (AJreE)
I'm thinking of saying fuck all and living my life with reckless abandon. Booze, women, gambling.
so, going to the navy recruiter on monday?
Posted by: navy COP joe at June 04, 2010 09:46 PM (gg4j2)
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 04, 2010 09:47 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at June 04, 2010 09:47 PM (wOtDN)
Probably. That's a nice thought - screaming "It's a Trap" from a wooden porch.
811 Poor Kratos knows no tenderness.
Tenderness is for the weak.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 04, 2010 09:48 PM (c0A3e)
813 waahaaaaahahahaha
um, no
i could tell you storys so raw it would turn the moronettes into virgins
Posted by: navy COP joe at June 04, 2010 09:48 PM (gg4j2)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at June 04, 2010 09:50 PM (wOtDN)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at June 04, 2010 09:50 PM (yfJ6g)
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 04, 2010 09:51 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: GGE, Hall of Fame Moron at June 04, 2010 09:52 PM (3N3LK)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at June 04, 2010 09:52 PM (wOtDN)
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 04, 2010 09:52 PM (cMo6P)
If people saw how much of a lazy layabout slacker they would peg me for a liberal in an instant.
Posted by: BSR at June 04, 2010 09:52 PM (AJreE)
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 04, 2010 09:53 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: GGE, Hall of Fame Moron at June 04, 2010 09:53 PM (3N3LK)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at June 05, 2010 01:50 AM (yfJ6g)
Or Larry Marchant.Posted by: Editor at June 04, 2010 09:53 PM (YX6i/)
Posted by: Richard at June 04, 2010 09:54 PM (vuk5r)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 04, 2010 09:54 PM (c0A3e)
816 #810 Probably. That's a nice thought - screaming "It's a Trap" from a wooden porch.
You'll be sitting on the front porch in your rocker when some young blonde bombshell will walk by, & you'll shoot out of the chair & start waving your cane. "Fountain of Decadence, begone!"
/Think UP, kinda.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at June 04, 2010 09:55 PM (yfJ6g)
Posted by: BSR at June 04, 2010 09:55 PM (AJreE)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at June 04, 2010 09:57 PM (yfJ6g)
By the time he's 90 he'll have a real axe to wave at people.
And she'll just hover by. Cuz she has hover boots. it's the future
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 04, 2010 09:58 PM (cMo6P)
Exactly. Except it won't be a cane, but some chain-blade weapon.
/Never saw "UP".
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 04, 2010 09:58 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at June 04, 2010 09:58 PM (wOtDN)
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 04, 2010 09:58 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 04, 2010 09:58 PM (5EzUQ)
Deepest condolences to you and your family. It doesn't matter if it happens suddenly or is expected; it doesn't diminish the sense of loss you feel when a loved one has passed away.
I hope God gives you comfort, and you draw strength from your friends and family.
Posted by: Linlithgow at June 04, 2010 09:59 PM (xpBkP)
Oops. I blame my slow fingers...& Booosh.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at June 04, 2010 09:59 PM (yfJ6g)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at June 04, 2010 10:00 PM (wOtDN)
Posted by: Editor at June 04, 2010 10:03 PM (YX6i/)
Posted by: Richard at June 04, 2010 10:04 PM (vuk5r)
838 I plan to travel back in time to the 1920's at some point in my life.
Start looking for a big blue box in the sky.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at June 04, 2010 10:04 PM (yfJ6g)
I think Kratos' old age is going to look more like this.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at June 04, 2010 10:07 PM (WXxKk)
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at June 04, 2010 10:07 PM (WXxKk)
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at June 04, 2010 10:08 PM (WXxKk)
Now this photo is interesting. They were used to help with wrinkles, which sounds rather odd.
/Think Hello Kitty!, but not.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at June 04, 2010 10:11 PM (yfJ6g)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at June 04, 2010 10:11 PM (wOtDN)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 04, 2010 10:12 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at June 04, 2010 10:14 PM (wOtDN)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at June 04, 2010 10:17 PM (yfJ6g)
Posted by: GGE, Hall of Fame Moron at June 04, 2010 10:28 PM (3N3LK)
GGE, I am so sorry. I left you a note on your blog. As I said there, big cyber-hugs to you and your kids. You're all in my prayers.
Posted by: Mary in LA at June 04, 2010 10:17 PM (x9+RF)
Posted by: ONT at June 04, 2010 10:20 PM (cMo6P)
Only five US presidents have sported full beards, and another four had moustaches of varying degrees of glory. These were all during the half century run of the dozen Presidents between Lincoln and Taft, of whom only Andrew Johnson and McKinley were clean-shaven...
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at June 04, 2010 10:20 PM (yfJ6g)
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 04, 2010 10:21 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: Thomas Jefferson Slobbing Around the White House in Slippers, Robe, and Three Days' Beard Growth at June 04, 2010 10:22 PM (WXxKk)
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 04, 2010 10:22 PM (cMo6P)
Posted by: Editor at June 04, 2010 10:23 PM (YX6i/)
Posted by: Z Ryan at June 04, 2010 10:27 PM (cMo6P)
871 Way to kill the thread 80's baby. Now all the male morons will be away for the next 10-20 minutes.
It would only take 10-20min to visit all those sites? Oh, wait...
/Back in the olden days, it revived the thread. Also brought-out Gator.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at June 04, 2010 10:30 PM (yfJ6g)
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at June 04, 2010 10:31 PM (WXxKk)
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at June 04, 2010 10:35 PM (WXxKk)
"Only"? I ripped through all of them just now.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at June 04, 2010 10:36 PM (WXxKk)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at June 04, 2010 10:36 PM (yfJ6g)
If you guys don't know where to go with this one by now then I can't help you.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at June 04, 2010 10:40 PM (WXxKk)
As for myself, nothing to add. I've been performing spring cleaning on the apt & 'gaming' in the meantime. Great fan of hidden object games, so I love to visit Big Fish Games. Don't play this if you're scared of dolls.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at June 04, 2010 10:41 PM (yfJ6g)
Posted by: wherestherum at June 04, 2010 10:45 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at June 04, 2010 10:45 PM (WXxKk)
The spammer, it speaks something like Spanglish.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at June 04, 2010 10:46 PM (yfJ6g)
Posted by: Nikki Haley at June 04, 2010 10:55 PM (WXxKk)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at June 04, 2010 10:57 PM (yfJ6g)
It's dead Jim ...
Posted by: Dr Leonard McCoy at June 04, 2010 10:57 PM (sYxEE)
you're not gonna die on me don't go into that light goddammit don't not now you're not gonna die you're gonna make it
Posted by: Z Ryan, resuscitating the ONT at June 04, 2010 10:59 PM (cMo6P)
Die? .. It's dead already!
Posted by: Montgomery Scott at June 04, 2010 10:59 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at June 05, 2010 02:57 AM (yfJ6g)
They're just preparing everyone for coming doom, when fresh meat and dairy will be unavailable, but we'll still have illegals to keep produce prices down.
Posted by: Sikh Spammer at June 04, 2010 11:00 PM (YX6i/)
you're not gonna die on me don't go into that light goddammit don't not now you're not gonna die you're gonna make it
Posted by: Z Ryan, resuscitating the ONT at June 05, 2010 02:59 AM
Don't grieve, Z Ryan ... it was logical ... the needs of the many ...
Posted by: ONT Spock at June 04, 2010 11:01 PM (sYxEE)
NO! You'll flood the whole compartment!!
Posted by: Dr. Leonard McCoy at June 04, 2010 11:03 PM (WXxKk)
Posted by: Z Ryan, resuscitating the ONT at June 05, 2010 03:04 AM
Ryan, remember when I promised to kill the ONT last?
Posted by: Matrix at June 04, 2010 11:09 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: Sam Wheat, ONT Ghost at June 04, 2010 11:11 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: ONT Betelgeuse at June 04, 2010 11:31 PM (w9BEi)
Posted by: Methos at June 04, 2010 11:46 PM (Xsi7M)
Turkish Prime Minister Recep Tayyip Erdogan is considering arriving in Gaza himself to break the blockade of the Strip, Lebanese newspaper Al-Mustaqbal reported Saturday.
Posted by: Methos at June 05, 2010 12:05 AM (Xsi7M)
Posted by: robotgossip at June 05, 2010 12:38 AM (EiH7n)
Posted by: GGE, Hall of Fame Moron at June 04, 2010 10:28 PM (3N3LK)
Hey, my man. Just saw this. I was actually trying to have a life so I skipped the ONT.
I know we discussed this a while back, and that it was inevitable. You're a Class-A moron for the strength you've shown. You have my deepest condolences and my prayers. May her memory be eternal. -HM
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 05, 2010 02:44 AM (l/oCM)
My deepest sympathies for you and your family. May God bless her and keep her.
Posted by: Vic at June 05, 2010 02:59 AM (6taRI)
Posted by: sTevo at June 05, 2010 03:48 AM (zIUsq)
Corvettes are much better at assuaging grief than Mustangs.
Jes' sayin'.
Posted by: franksalterego at June 05, 2010 04:34 AM (+6fgE)
Posted by: Gerry at June 05, 2010 09:34 AM (Yld3s)
Well, who the fuck are you!!!
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Posted by: wherestherum at June 04, 2010 06:14 PM (gofDd)