November 24, 2010
— Open Blogger Wazzup Moron Nation! CDR M back on the ONT BattleWatch! Hope you all are ready for the most magnificent eating day of the year and for those of you traveling, hope the TSA didn't manage to mishandle your stuff, so to speak! Without further ado, I present to you, the ONT:
The Screw You Nebula
Remember this picture?


Source: APOD
Cooking Themes

These are homes that are owned by some of the top chefs and chefettes in the world. Man, they have some huge homes and are probably all kitchen! Also included with this list are some of their favorite holiday recipes. Anyone game to try them out? Now don't some of you morons get the bright idea of driving up to these homes and start celebrity stalkin' or somethin'!
Top Chef Homes and Holiday Recipes

Of course, that last post leads to this. Celebrity kitchens. Do they even know how to cook? Do they even eat enough to justify a kitchen? One thing I can't quite figure out yet is why Lady GaGa even has a kitchen? Is it her sewing room for her meat dresses?
Top Celebrity Kitchens
Now, what's a holiday celebration without some Moose Milk. No, fellow morons, not real moose milk, but the drink called Moose Milk. I developed a taste for this after hanging out on detachment with some Canadian military types. There are different recipes but this one is pretty good. Warning: It is very potent and will lead to good times! What concoctions are the rest of you mixing up for the holidays?
Moose Milk Recipe
More Moose Milk Recipes
Cooking Safety Video
Good Morning America did a little show on holiday cooking safety this morning and while there is some good information in it, she almost goes up in flames during the segment around the 1 min 15 sec mark as she puts out a grease fire with the lid. I think her technique would've worked out better if she had also moved the pan off of the heat source instead of just leaving it there. So close to having a new Darwin Award candidate.
Animal Themes
Yes, I know it's not Caturday but I could not resist seeing a cat show the effects of the moron lifestyle. Just tragic.
Could this be a video game for the moronettes? I don't know. I think the game would be better if the big cats would at least try to eat you. Or you can shoot 'em. Just sayin'.
Artwork
CAC inspired me to at least post one thing on "high class" artwork. Here goes. H.R. Giger is famous, right?

Military Pron
Name this gun. I have no friggin' idea!

Random Shiite
Heh. The world according to San Francisco.
This is pretty cool.

If you could choose which television show family you could spend Thanksgiving with, who would it be? TV Squad asked just that question and posted their list with reasons why or why not. I think I would lean towards The Bluth family of Arrested Development. No shortage of entertainment in that family but I think in the end, I'd have to go with the Bundy's.
Imagery, Intelligence Analysis Great site to peruse now and then for imagery analysis as it pertains to military issues. If you have Google Earth on your computer, you can load up the dot kml file for SAM's and it will depict the type, location and range rings for that type weapon.
Of course, no turkey day can pass without this classic montage of the turkey drop from WKRP in Cincinnati.
Top 10 Over Rated Acts in Music
I will now close this ONT with this little music ditty.
Well folks, that's all I got tonight. Take it easy.
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Posted by: CDR M at November 24, 2010 09:24 PM (5I8G0)
Oh, well, I just got home, cooked some bacon/egg/feta scramble and was catching up on the MOOT.
Posted by: Editor at November 24, 2010 05:26 PM (YX6i/)
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Posted by: eman at November 24, 2010 05:30 PM (tz/Za)
Its pretty sad that these are the top selling "artists" now.
Well, except for Nirvana.
Who knew Kurt Cobain would have covered NiN's "Head like a Hole" so well?
Posted by: 18-1 at November 24, 2010 05:31 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: arhooley, conflicted Californian at November 24, 2010 05:31 PM (rZHfM)
Dr. Scholl, all you have to do is put it in the sink rinse it off, pat it down, go TSA on it by removing the neck and or bag of gibblets from inside, then pat it down a little more (think of second TSA screening stage) then rub salt on it (third stage TSA) and then put a little vegetable oil on it. Put it in a roasting pan with tin foil and cook 325. And check on it in a couple of hours and baste it (final TSA stage).
It's all in the stages.
Posted by: Journolist at November 24, 2010 05:31 PM (LwLqV)
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Posted by: Mb at November 24, 2010 05:34 PM (Fr8N6)
Posted by: chemjeff at November 24, 2010 05:34 PM (PaSAU)
ok, I just made that broccoli salad for tomorrow. you know the one with raisins, bacon, balsamic, etc. sooooo good. I could probably eat this every day.
thank god turkey day isn't every day. I'd be in trouble....
Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 24, 2010 05:34 PM (ziUQ2)
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Posted by: arhooley, conflicted Californian at November 24, 2010 05:38 PM (rZHfM)
oh poor thread.
already on life support.
not for a lack of trying, CDR M. lots o' good readin'! I think everyone's just getting felt up by a TSA agent this evening. it's the moron way after all.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 24, 2010 05:39 PM (ziUQ2)
Posted by: Turkey Horror Films, Inc at November 24, 2010 05:39 PM (SwkdU)
I forgot, you sometimes tie it up.
Tell me more, Sailor.
But first, can you give me a couple of hours in a paper bag? I want to be ready for you.
Posted by: Helen Thomas at November 24, 2010 05:39 PM (ZNMI3)
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Posted by: CoolCzech at November 24, 2010 05:40 PM (tJjm/)
sigh
what could spice it up?
gee, I wonder... what possible things, that morons frequently ask for, could possibly spice up an ONT thread...
what could it POSSIBLY be...
Posted by: chemjeff at November 24, 2010 05:40 PM (PaSAU)
Posted by: Barney ,let's just say"f" at November 24, 2010 05:40 PM (Fr8N6)
But first, can you give me a couple of hours in a paper bag? I want to be ready for you.
Posted by: Helen Thomas at November 24, 2010 09:39 PM (ZNMI3)
oh gawd, a moist Helen Thomas? <shudder>
Posted by: chemjeff at November 24, 2010 05:41 PM (PaSAU)
Can somebody post a picture of Jane Kennedy from NFL Today, please feel free not to include Brent Musketbergermeistermister.
Thanks,
Posted by: Journolist at November 24, 2010 05:41 PM (LwLqV)
Posted by: CoolCzech at November 24, 2010 05:43 PM (tJjm/)
a moist Helen Thomas? <shudder>
Posted by: chemjeff at November 24, 2010 09:41 PM (PaSAU)
Helloooo, Kitty!
Posted by: Helen Thomas at November 24, 2010 05:43 PM (ZNMI3)
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Posted by: chemjeff at November 24, 2010 09:44 PM (PaSAU)
Comes up FORBIDDEN!
Posted by: CDR M at November 24, 2010 09:44 PM (5I8G0)
huh - it works for me
it's from this web page
Posted by: chemjeff at November 24, 2010 05:46 PM (PaSAU)
sigh
what could spice it up?
gee, I wonder... what possible things, that morons frequently ask for, could possibly spice up an ONT thread...
what could it POSSIBLY be...
Posted by: chemjeff at November 24, 2010 09:40 PM (PaSAU)
Shoes!
*Ducks and runs*
Posted by: Josef K. loves to troll at November 24, 2010 05:46 PM (7+pP9)
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Posted by: chemjeff at November 24, 2010 05:48 PM (PaSAU)
I left work @ 4:49, did the normal 20-minute commute, went to Fred Meyer (Kroger for you retards) & Trader Joe's and was home by 5:37. It was amazing!!! The stores were a madhouse, of course, but I stayed focused.
Posted by: Editor at November 24, 2010 05:49 PM (YX6i/)
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Posted by: Editor at November 24, 2010 05:50 PM (YX6i/)
I have to post here. I'm busy gettin banned from a Massachusetts site.
I defend Brown, Romney and Palin. I just hate fucking liars and scumbags. It doesnt matter who the candidate is. Debate, straight up, with facts.
On national blogs people assume a lot about us "RINOS" but if they ever saw us in the trenches, they would know better. But most of them are spoiled brats who rarely get out of the house (church not included).'
I'm destroying anti-Palin facions left and right. Tomorrow I'll be called a RINO myself, but I still fight for what is right.
Posted by: Swamp Yankee at November 24, 2010 05:52 PM (3DIBw)
I hate being a renter, I hate my crazy landlady
oh, Episode XVI of Why My Landlady Is Crazy:
so I call my landlady Monday morning, telling her there's a leak in the ceiling of my bathroom, and could she send someone to fix it - nobody answers so I leave a message
all day Monday - no return call
all day Tuesday - no return call
so I come back Tuesday evening, and whaddya know, the ceiling is magically fixed.
so my landlady or the handyman or someone went into my apartment, without telling me or even leaving me a message, and fixed the leak in my ceiling
god, how many times have they been in my place without telling me, "fixing" this or that?
Posted by: chemjeff at November 24, 2010 05:53 PM (PaSAU)
Posted by: fluffy the Grinch at November 24, 2010 05:53 PM (SwkdU)
Posted by: delmar at November 24, 2010 05:53 PM (bPYiy)
Posted by: chemjeff at November 24, 2010 05:54 PM (PaSAU)
Certainly. but it has to be on a weekend. I spend my weeks as a paid bitch to the NAVSEA man at the Yard. Money's good. I get to pretend my integrity's solid, too. It comes with a great benefits package (5% matching 401K!). If you're interested (when the time comes), email me. Come to the Dark Side.
Ooh, did I say too much?
Posted by: MrMaryk at November 24, 2010 05:54 PM (1Mn8Z)
Posted by: Peaches at November 24, 2010 05:55 PM (zxpIo)
It's always the cash register lines that get you. One must choose wisely. It pays to profile the shoppers in front of you. Oh wait, is that racist?
No shit. I have stories. It wouldn't be PC.
Posted by: Ronster at November 24, 2010 05:55 PM (9q4PA)
Posted by: fluffy the Grinch at November 24, 2010 05:55 PM (SwkdU)
Oh Peaches, just get drunk tonight and down a handful of Motrin before tomorrow's feast
Posted by: chemjeff at November 24, 2010 05:56 PM (PaSAU)
chemjeff, you need to look into escrow laws in your state.
or at least threaten that if she doesn't comply with (a) returning your phone calls in a timely manner and (b) entering the presmises w/your proper consent, you'll place your next month's rent in escrow with the court. [most state's say you have to give the landlord 30 days to cure any problems before you go that route though]. usually the threat is the kick in the pants and you won't have to go through w/it.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 24, 2010 05:56 PM (ziUQ2)
Posted by: Editor at November 24, 2010 05:57 PM (YX6i/)
Posted by: delmar at November 24, 2010 05:57 PM (bPYiy)
Ralph's has THE WORST self checkout things. If you don't put the food in the bag immediately, it freaks out and halts everything until a manager comes and unlocks it. Fresh & Easy has the most user friendly ones as far as I've used.
Unrelated, I'm watching the Expendables. It's very very good so far.
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at November 24, 2010 06:01 PM (YxBuk)
Posted by: chemjeff at November 24, 2010 06:02 PM (PaSAU)
Still, I've seen the self-serve lines clog up with idiots who have no idea what a SKU code is let alone how to scan it.
Posted by: CDR M at November 24, 2010 09:59 PM (5I8G0)
Yeah, our idiots are extra special. They don't even know the self serve lines are self serve, so they skip them altogether.
And, I have to rephrase the not going to a checker thing. I of course go to a checker at TJ's. They're just not union and usually have every line open even when it's not busy.
Posted by: Editor at November 24, 2010 06:02 PM (YX6i/)
Posted by: Apologetic California at November 24, 2010 06:02 PM (8VZ5l)
Posted by: chemjeff at November 24, 2010 06:03 PM (PaSAU)
Contact me; my company is looking for smart morons when we can get them (hey, they picked me!). No shit.
Posted by: MrMaryk at November 24, 2010 06:03 PM (1Mn8Z)
Posted by: Homer Simpson at November 24, 2010 06:03 PM (PWj+8)
CDR M, I don't know what firearm type that is, it looks almost like a gatlin handgun. The holster can't be too comfortable though, he he.
Posted by: Journolist at November 24, 2010 06:03 PM (LwLqV)
Posted by: Homer Simpson at November 24, 2010 06:04 PM (PWj+8)
Posted by: chemjeff at November 24, 2010 06:05 PM (PaSAU)
Posted by: Homer Simpson at November 24, 2010 06:05 PM (PWj+8)
Posted by: Homer Simpson at November 24, 2010 06:05 PM (PWj+8)
Posted by: Peaches at November 24, 2010 06:06 PM (zxpIo)
Posted by: Homer Simpson at November 24, 2010 06:06 PM (PWj+8)
I always give a slight push down
on the bag holder with the light stuff. Never get a warning for the
light stuff then.
Posted by: CDR M at November 24, 2010 10:04 PM (5I8G0)
Hanbury Harris Teeter?
Done that.Posted by: MrMaryk at November 24, 2010 06:06 PM (1Mn8Z)
Absentee voting. Do it ACORN style. Hand-deliver the application to the door, pre-filled-out, then pick up and deliver (most of them) to the voting station. What personalized service!
Posted by: chemjeff at November 24, 2010 06:07 PM (PaSAU)
Posted by: chemjeff at November 24, 2010 09:54 PM (PaSAU)
Chemjeff, as eminem would say, I am what you say I am. I've been called a RINO so much, I dont care anymore. I've been fighting this fight for 15 years. I worked my ass off for countless campaigns.
There are good people here. My brother owns a bar here. My other brother own a fishing business here. My people, blood, sweat and tears dot this soil.
But some insist that we have no representation, no voice because Scott Brown and Mitt Romney werent pure enough. Have what they call "real" conservatives or your state can burn in hell.
There will be no Chris Coons in Mass. Not over my dead body. We live here. We pay taxes here. We pay fines here. We bleed here.
I'm all done with douchebags from Virginia, Georgia and Texas telling us to nominate Jim DeMint clone or our states can burn in hell.
Posted by: Swamp Yankee at November 24, 2010 06:07 PM (3DIBw)
We had Christmas music on one of our stations out here in CA starting last week. I don't listen to Christmas music until after Thanksgiving, refuse to.
And those self-check out lines. I kid you not, the grocery store I was in out here on Monday had replaced half the lanes with self check out and then had a behemoth "customer service" compound in the middle of everything. Unbelievable. I am shopping at Trader Joes pretty much now.
Posted by: Journolist at November 24, 2010 06:07 PM (LwLqV)
Posted by: Homer Simpson at November 24, 2010 06:07 PM (PWj+8)
Posted by: Ronster at November 24, 2010 06:07 PM (9q4PA)
I saw a drawing of a gun that looked very much like the one shown above, in a book called "Arms Through the Ages". Called "Puckle's Gun", or "the Puckle Gun", it's an 18th century British invention. A google search will pull up any number of pictures and articles.
The individual cylinders, each holding a charge, were mounted on a ring; the ring rotated, and each cylinder in turn clamped onto the breech of the gun and fired. Think of it as an extremely clumsy 18th century revolver.
Posted by: Brown Line at November 24, 2010 06:08 PM (LqpQR)
Posted by: Homer Simpson at November 24, 2010 06:08 PM (PWj+8)
Posted by: chemjeff at November 24, 2010 06:09 PM (PaSAU)
Posted by: steevy at November 24, 2010 06:09 PM (eqAaY)
Posted by: chemjeff at November 24, 2010 06:10 PM (PaSAU)
Posted by: steevy at November 24, 2010 06:10 PM (eqAaY)
Posted by: Andrew P. Sullivan at November 24, 2010 10:12 PM (uCjoj)
Preach it brother!
Posted by: Barney frank at November 24, 2010 06:13 PM (PaSAU)
Posted by: Splunge at November 24, 2010 06:13 PM (9uwvY)
Posted by: steevy at November 24, 2010 06:13 PM (eqAaY)
Posted by: chemjeff at November 24, 2010 10:09 PM (PaSAU)
chemjeff, that is sooooo cool! Nichols/Country Club Plaza? It'll be totally fabulous!!! Enjoy!
Posted by: Peaches at November 24, 2010 06:15 PM (zxpIo)
We're like frickin neighbors, dude. I live south of Etheridge off of Sydenham a ways.
I think we've walked past each other.
Posted by: MrMaryk at November 24, 2010 06:16 PM (1Mn8Z)
Posted by: History Channel. It happens every day you know! at November 24, 2010 10:15 PM (uCjoj)
Yeah - you should just change your name to the 2012 Channel.
Posted by: Editor at November 24, 2010 06:16 PM (YX6i/)
Posted by: steevy at November 24, 2010 06:18 PM (eqAaY)
Posted by: steevy at November 24, 2010 06:19 PM (eqAaY)
Never, ever make eye contact! Your life could depend on it.
Posted by: Peaches at November 24, 2010 06:19 PM (zxpIo)
Posted by: Apologetic California at November 24, 2010 06:19 PM (8VZ5l)
Trying to keep it inside baseball, dude. You're not supposed to know.
Posted by: MrMaryk at November 24, 2010 06:19 PM (1Mn8Z)
Posted by: navycopjoe sweating in Hawaii at November 24, 2010 06:21 PM (S9k9+)
Chemjeff,
Hypocisy for one. Jim DeMint gave an overwhelming endorsement of Romney in 2008. Yea, people forget that.
Two, I truly believe that which governs closest to the people governs best. Unlike national Tea Party groups (and DeMint) who are frauds and just decided to supplant themsleves as kingmakers over another group of kingmakers.
Third, I am the real conervative. Being such, I know the real fight is in the cultural institutions, not chairmanships. The DeMint faction lives in the past. They think its 1976 and the whole country is suppressing them.. I know we are a minority now. Times have changed. They are fighting on the wrong front.
Posted by: Swamp Yankee at November 24, 2010 06:21 PM (3DIBw)
Posted by: Ronster at November 24, 2010 06:21 PM (9q4PA)
Posted by: MrMaryk at November 24, 2010 06:25 PM (1Mn8Z)
I really don't see Kinectimals as a game for moronettes. It definitely looks like the type of game you get your 5 year old daughter if you have an X-Box 360 and are tired of hearing her ask for a Wii.
Now as for a moronette game I can think of a game for at least one of them. Disney's Epic Mickey.
Posted by: buzzion at November 24, 2010 06:25 PM (oVQFe)
Posted by: navycopjoe sweating in Hawaii at November 24, 2010 10:21 PM (S9k9+)
Uh, you're supposed to do that OUTside. Goodgawd, man, you have effing beaches.
Posted by: Editor at November 24, 2010 06:25 PM (YX6i/)
personally I like DeMint, but even if he turned out to be a scumbag, I'll still be faithful to limited government principles
Posted by: chemjeff at November 24, 2010 06:25 PM (PaSAU)
Posted by: Capt Spock at November 24, 2010 06:26 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 24, 2010 06:26 PM (ziUQ2)
Wait till we have the Ice Road Truckers Roswell to Area 51 series
Posted by: Ice Road Truckers at November 24, 2010 06:27 PM (vdfwz)
The Travel Channel has become the Three Dorks in a Dark Basement Channel
Posted by: kbdabear at November 24, 2010 06:29 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: chemjeff at November 24, 2010 10:10 PM (PaSAU)
Well for one he's really in favor of sticking bribes into shitty legislation to gain enough votes for it to pass.
Posted by: buzzion at November 24, 2010 06:29 PM (oVQFe)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at November 24, 2010 06:29 PM (YxBuk)
OK, how is that different from any other night?
Posted by: CDR M at November 24, 2010 10:28 PM (5I8G0)
Oh good, I wasn't the only one wondering. *scratches head*
Posted by: Editor at November 24, 2010 06:29 PM (YX6i/)
Does Xanax count?
Hell yes!
OK, how is that different from any other night?
I concede the point.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 24, 2010 06:30 PM (ziUQ2)
I want to visit a friend in Tuscon during the weekend after New Year's
I was thinking of flying, but I don't want to get groped
so I was gonna drive
I told my friend, and he's not in favor of that idea - he thinks it will take too long
plus in today's paper it said that they only have the x-ray backscatter devices at KC's airport in only 2 of the terminals, the ones for Delta & Southwest, the others don't have it
so, should I fly or not?
Posted by: chemjeff at November 24, 2010 06:30 PM (PaSAU)
I'm tellin' ya, somebody picked up the Ugly Stick and took batting practice on her face
Posted by: Montgomery Scott at November 24, 2010 06:30 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: Mickey Rourke's agent at November 24, 2010 06:31 PM (SwkdU)
Posted by: Holger at November 24, 2010 06:32 PM (V9Q+f)
Chris in VA, please leave your ID with the security guard as you leave the building
Posted by: kbdabear at November 24, 2010 06:33 PM (vdfwz)
Count me in!!
Posted by: Peaches at November 24, 2010 06:33 PM (zxpIo)
The irony is more delicious than the corn-bread dressing I'll be eating tomorrow.*
If you really want a good laugh, open up two tabs of, say, Free Republic, do a search for "DeMint" in one tab and "Romney" in another, and compare your results. Hilarity will ensue.
*Nah, check that; nothing's that good....
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at November 24, 2010 06:34 PM (SObBx)
Posted by: chemjeff at November 24, 2010 06:34 PM (PaSAU)
216 you're supposed to do that OUTside
well dull! would do it in the carport but can't risk the cars, back porch is a no cause of the bikes so my itty bitty yard is it
got the m-i-l coming in tonight for birdday so deep fried is the only way to go, and i think she expects a ham too
damn southern chicks and their stubborn ways
Posted by: navycopjoe sweating in Hawaii at November 24, 2010 06:34 PM (S9k9+)
Posted by: chemjeff at November 24, 2010 06:35 PM (PaSAU)
Rojah. We'll have to set up a
moron meet up sometime at Wild Wings.
Posted by: CDR M at November 24, 2010 10:26 PM (5I8G0)
Sweet, and done. We have to advertise it better than I did last time. There's more morons here in HR/Tidewater than that.
Posted by: MrMaryk at November 24, 2010 06:35 PM (1Mn8Z)
The fact that two airplanes where and are in the area every day and at the right time and given the right conditions could produce a contrail coming over the horizon that could look like a missile launch. That alone should have ended all talk that this thing was nothing but a odd optical illusion of a airplane contrail. The left may be right if 9-11 pt 2 ever happens the Obama did it truthers would be even worse than the Bush did it truthers which is sad. Don't confuse incompetence with conspiracy.
Posted by: tjexcite at November 24, 2010 06:36 PM (YpJo5)
Posted by: Peaches at November 24, 2010 06:36 PM (zxpIo)
Posted by: CAC at November 24, 2010 06:36 PM (lV4Fs)
Thaw it out first and you won't have an oil explosion.
Posted by: Holger at November 24, 2010 06:37 PM (V9Q+f)
Posted by: navycopjoe sweating in Hawaii at November 24, 2010 06:38 PM (S9k9+)
Posted by: chemjeff at November 24, 2010 06:38 PM (PaSAU)
Posted by: kbdabear at November 24, 2010 06:38 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: kbdabear at November 24, 2010 10:38 PM (vdfwz)
Step away from the Way-Back Machine, kb!!
Posted by: Peaches at November 24, 2010 06:40 PM (zxpIo)
Posted by: Apologetic California at November 24, 2010 06:41 PM (8VZ5l)
Posted by: navycopjoe sweating in Hawaii at November 24, 2010 06:41 PM (S9k9+)
Posted by: jewells45 at November 24, 2010 06:42 PM (Z71Vg)
Posted by: Mickey Rourke's agent at November 24, 2010 10:31 PM (SwkdU)
Heh, should have saw that coming.
Seriously, though, the only difference is he's incoherent with a Russian accent in Iron Man 2 instead of an American one.
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at November 24, 2010 06:43 PM (YxBuk)
I'd imagine that if you have prep time, throw together a batch of dough and fry it while the turkey is resting. Savory doughnuts instead of your standard baked rolls. Plus, IIRC, the oil is reusable.
Posted by: Alex at November 24, 2010 06:43 PM (yY28H)
A. I know, let's have a spelling contest.
B. Well....bye.
C. Hell's coming with me!!!
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 24, 2010 06:44 PM (U6LOz)
Are ya gonna do something, or just stand there and bleed?
I'm your Huckleberry.
You're a daisy if ya do.
Posted by: jewells45 at November 24, 2010 06:45 PM (Z71Vg)
Posted by: delmar at November 24, 2010 06:45 PM (bPYiy)
She also married Al.
And reproduced.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 24, 2010 06:46 PM (U6LOz)
Plus, you are using 50 bucks worth of oil to fry a 10-dollar turkey.
yeah, i wanted to save some cash and use canola oil and T went apeshit
"what, my momma isn't good enough for real oil?!!!! boy, peanut oil or don't come home"
sheesh
Posted by: navycopjoe sweating in Hawaii at November 24, 2010 06:46 PM (S9k9+)
Madre de dios!! Do you actually live here, or is this just an other Chris in VA sock? Because the CA GOP couldn't find their own ass with both hands on a sunny day. They are WORSE than useless.
Posted by: Peaches at November 24, 2010 06:46 PM (zxpIo)
Posted by: andycanuck at November 24, 2010 10:35 PM (ocvEI)
Clearly the Mainstream Media is right to call out this clear gaffe by Sarah Palin.
Now George I believe we were discussing my Muslim faith.
Posted by: B.H.O at November 24, 2010 06:46 PM (oVQFe)
Plus, IIRC, the oil is reusable
Only until it starts growing weird fishlike animals that swim in oil.
Just strain them out and resuse.
Posted by: Ronster at November 24, 2010 06:47 PM (9q4PA)
"...boy, peanut oil or don't come home"
Posted by: navycopjoe sweating in Hawaii at November 24, 2010 10:46 PM (S9k9+)
She's too good for you.
Posted by: Editor at November 24, 2010 06:47 PM (YX6i/)
Tombstone had some of the coolest Western dialogue since Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.
Posted by: Holger at November 24, 2010 06:47 PM (V9Q+f)
Just a quick wish to all of you for a VERY Happy Thanksgiving, and if there's anyone here current or ex-military then my special thanks to you.
You people make me SO damn proud.
Posted by: irongrampa at November 24, 2010 06:48 PM (ud5dN)
Posted by: kbdabear at November 24, 2010 06:48 PM (vdfwz)
Thaw it out first and you won't have an oil explosion.
Posted by: Holger at November 24, 2010 10:37 PM (V9Q+f)
The other smart tip is to fill the oil container with water the day before and put the turkey in. Then take it out and mark the level so you don't overfill it with oil and have your own little BP crisis in the driveway.
Posted by: buzzion at November 24, 2010 06:48 PM (oVQFe)
You'd think they'd be more appreciative after you saved them from the fuckin' tsunami that day. shakes head, laughs like a drunken hyena
Posted by: Peaches at November 24, 2010 06:49 PM (zxpIo)
Posted by: jewells45 at November 24, 2010 06:50 PM (Z71Vg)
284 She's too good for you
this is true, its also why i keep her drunk so she doesn't figure it out and leave
287 you can even turn it into biodiesel, it's not all that hard
HIPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: navycopjoe sweating in Hawaii at November 24, 2010 06:50 PM (S9k9+)
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at November 24, 2010 06:50 PM (UqKQV)
Posted by: chemjeff at November 24, 2010 06:51 PM (PaSAU)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 24, 2010 06:51 PM (ziUQ2)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 24, 2010 06:52 PM (U6LOz)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 24, 2010 06:52 PM (7lBvz)
291 i agree
for the record, we really wanted to see some crazy ass waves come in and crush the island, oh well
Posted by: navycopjoe sweating in Hawaii at November 24, 2010 06:52 PM (S9k9+)
Posted by: Editor at November 24, 2010 06:52 PM (YX6i/)
Posted by: jewells45 at November 24, 2010 06:53 PM (Z71Vg)
Lacey, Lacey, Lacey.
Your moronette card is jeopardy.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 24, 2010 06:53 PM (U6LOz)
Posted by: Peaches at November 24, 2010 06:54 PM (zxpIo)
*Snap*
That one is missing, too.
Either "Who are those guys?" or "I can't swim!"
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 24, 2010 06:56 PM (U6LOz)
They left the state. Cowards. Broke sons of bitches
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at November 24, 2010 10:52 PM
FIFY
Posted by: kbdabear, former Californian at November 24, 2010 06:56 PM (vdfwz)
if I take a vitamin and I wash it down with beer, does the beer cancel out the effect of the vitamin?
Posted by: chemjeff at November 24, 2010 06:56 PM (PaSAU)
Posted by: chemjeff at November 24, 2010 10:52 PM (PaSAU)
Heretics!
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 24, 2010 06:57 PM (U6LOz)
Decidedly not.
Posted by: Peaches at November 24, 2010 06:57 PM (zxpIo)
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States Misses Living in a Mexican Apartment Complex at November 24, 2010 06:57 PM (SObBx)
Posted by: Editor at November 24, 2010 06:58 PM (YX6i/)
Posted by: jewells45 at November 24, 2010 06:58 PM (Z71Vg)
Welcome to the party, pal.
Seriously, you're in for a very good time. If there were universal justice in the world, it would have gone for 8 seasons. But, Whedon being Whedon, he'd have seriously messed with the characters by then.
Also, keep in mind that you have Christina Hendricks to look forward to. To say any more than that would be a serious spoiler, but her participation in the series is pure awesomeness.
Posted by: Splunge at November 24, 2010 06:58 PM (9uwvY)
Lacey (I almost typed your nic as “Acey” and I’m not even drunk!) thanks for the brie recipe from earlier, I was looking for an appetizer to served at the PTA potluck I was somehow roped into hosting at my house next week.
Posted by: ParanoidIcicleInSeattle at November 24, 2010 06:59 PM (RZ8pf)
Even if you do that, putting that much frozen mass into hot oil can result in a lot of
oil 'exploding' out of the deep fryer. Its a weird synergistic effect between the hot oil and frozen turkey.
Posted by: Holger at November 24, 2010 06:59 PM (V9Q+f)
Sorry CJ, but I'm pretty sure that's grounds for Mancard revocation....
Posted by: Hell's Coming With The War Between the Undead States at November 24, 2010 06:59 PM (SObBx)
Posted by: Editor at November 24, 2010 06:59 PM (YX6i/)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 24, 2010 07:00 PM (ziUQ2)
Neither Whitman or Fiorina hit their target turnout among Republican voters. Indeed they fell well short. Would they have won if they had just met those quotas? Probably not. But if you can't even do that in a year like 2010 there's no hope left for the state.
Whitman poured $175 million into the state and as bad as many perceive her "public" campaign to be, she did more to build the party infrastructure there than they've had in years. And it didn't accomplish a damn thing.
Likewise the millions the RSLC & NRSC poured into Cooley & Fiorina's races - both to no effect.
Posted by: Chris in Va at November 24, 2010 09:51 PM (uCjoj)
If Whitman poured that much into her campaign, half must have been in whiskey toddies. Because it sure didn't show up anywhere else. And the other problem running as a "electable" nice guy republican is that a large fraction of the Rs here are bitter clinger types. Because all the RINO types already left to be Democrats ten years ago. All thats left are the corrupt party types like those in Delaware, and one or two unelectable dumb conservatives. The smart conservative run for federal posts and don't come back.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 24, 2010 07:00 PM (CN+Qv)
So is the Princess Bride.
Posted by: Holger at November 24, 2010 07:01 PM (V9Q+f)
Sell crazy someplace else, we're all sold out here
Don't worry, you'll be back up on your knees in no time
Answer to "how do you write women so well?"
I take a man, and I remove all reason and accountability
Posted by: kbdabear at November 24, 2010 07:01 PM (vdfwz)
if I take a vitamin and I wash it down with beer, does the beer cancel out the effect of the vitamin?
The vitamins potential will be enhanced. That is my belief and I'm sticking to it.
Posted by: Ronster at November 24, 2010 07:01 PM (9q4PA)
"what, my momma isn't good enough for real oil?!!!! boy, peanut oil or don't come home"
sheesh
Yeah, but canola oil tastes and smells awful, while good peanut oil (I like the Lion and Globe brand), while pricey, tastes and smells like the next best thing to bacon. Plus, peanut oil has a higher smoke point, which is great for deep-frying.
Posted by: Splunge at November 24, 2010 07:01 PM (9uwvY)
Underrated because it was a performance in a plodding Kevin Costner thing (is there any other kind?): Dennis Quaid's version of Doc Holliday in Wyatt Earp.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 24, 2010 07:01 PM (U6LOz)
Great, pgis! Hope you make it. It really is quite simple and a great crowd pleaser. I think the honey gives it a little special touch.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 24, 2010 07:01 PM (ziUQ2)
Posted by: chemjeff at November 24, 2010 10:59 PM (PaSAU)
Heh. No, seriously, beer has serious electrolytes in it. Studies show, that after a hard work out, beer is better for you than water... within the first hour after exercise.
Posted by: Editor at November 24, 2010 07:01 PM (YX6i/)
Posted by: jewells45 at November 24, 2010 07:02 PM (Z71Vg)
Posted by: buzzion at November 24, 2010 07:02 PM (oVQFe)
Tell all the other curs the law is coming!!!
Posted by: Hell's Coming With The War Between the Undead States at November 24, 2010 07:02 PM (SObBx)
T: hey honey, i'm going to get her, be back in a while
my m-i-l terrifies me
A is happy as all hell of course, she's thinking loot
Posted by: navycopjoe sweating in Hawaii at November 24, 2010 07:02 PM (S9k9+)
I think having seen Tombstone is MANDATORY for your man-card.
But IÂ’m a girl. And IÂ’ve seen it. Does this make me a man somehow?
Posted by: ParanoidIcicleInSeattle at November 24, 2010 07:02 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: chemjeff at November 24, 2010 07:02 PM (PaSAU)
Ah, good. But you're not done with Christina.
Posted by: Splunge at November 24, 2010 07:03 PM (9uwvY)
Even if you do that, putting that much frozen mass into hot oil can result in a lot of
oil 'exploding' out of the deep fryer. Its a weird synergistic effect between the hot oil and frozen turkey.
Posted by: Holger at November 24, 2010 10:59 PM (V9Q+f)
Well yeah. Yours is Tip #1. Consider mine Tip #2
Posted by: buzzion at November 24, 2010 07:03 PM (oVQFe)
Posted by: Peaches at November 24, 2010 10:54 PM (zxpIo)
No, the sooner we purge Cali of all the dross and dreck, the better
no pain, no gain............
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at November 24, 2010 07:04 PM (UqKQV)
Great lines from As Good As It Gets;
Too bad that movie had Helen Hunt it is.
She really comes across as one miserable women. Don't know what it is -- just never been a fan.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 24, 2010 07:04 PM (ziUQ2)
To be fair, the resulting number of seats in the Assembly, 28, is in line with the GOP's historical average there. Despite three Dem waves, they managed to whittle down the GOP caucus by two.
The lifetime party members on both sides made every seat a safe seat for one side or the other long ago. Perhaps the citizen redistricting board will change that going forward. The prop to give it more power passed, the prop to neuter it failed.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 24, 2010 07:04 PM (CN+Qv)
Lacey- hope you're not catching a cold. That's how mine started...
Posted by: jewells45 at November 24, 2010 07:04 PM (Z71Vg)
also seen Killer Klowns from Outer Space, Buckaroo Banzai, Rocky Horror, Ice Pirates, among other cult favorites
Posted by: chemjeff at November 24, 2010 07:04 PM (PaSAU)
Posted by: CAC at November 24, 2010 07:04 PM (lV4Fs)
---
"If he paid me what he's spending to make me stop robbing him, I'd stop robbing him."
"Do this right, Sweetface, and I'll get you an old dog to kick."
Posted by: Retread at November 24, 2010 07:05 PM (VBwkf)
Posted by: Splunge at November 24, 2010 11:03 PM (9uwvY)
I figured as much. I asked my wife that and she just shrugged her shoulders. Like that isn't a tell.
Posted by: Editor at November 24, 2010 07:05 PM (YX6i/)
Posted by: Apologetic California at November 24, 2010 07:06 PM (8VZ5l)
feh; you didn't even know what toilet paper is / was.
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at November 24, 2010 07:06 PM (UqKQV)
Posted by: CAC at November 24, 2010 07:06 PM (lV4Fs)
you're the effing chemist!
He has a pointÂ…
Posted by: ParanoidIcicleInSeattle at November 24, 2010 11:00 PM (RZ8pf)
I'm a chemist but I'm not a biochemist - so I can tell you all about molecules but once you eat them I have almost no idea what they do
Posted by: chemjeff at November 24, 2010 07:06 PM (PaSAU)
Is that your only symptom?
No. Sore throat. That's mostly gone at this point but it was a bitch this morning.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 24, 2010 07:06 PM (ziUQ2)
<p><a href="http://www.k44l.com/vb/f12.html">برامج جديده</a></p>
Posted by: samer at November 24, 2010 07:07 PM (U/YyK)
That's how mine started...
Boo. That sucks, sorry.
Could just be the crazy weather and an imminent sinus infection.
70s on Mon. Crazy t-storms. 30 and sleeting rain today. BAck up to 60 tomorrow and back down to 30 on Friday.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 24, 2010 07:08 PM (ziUQ2)
Posted by: jewells45 at November 24, 2010 07:08 PM (Z71Vg)
<span style="color: rgb(38, 100, 155);">برامج</span></a></p>
Posted by: samer at November 24, 2010 07:09 PM (U/YyK)
Ruuuuuuuummmm, Hotel Del keeps sending me e-mails, the latest one has a cute ornament you can buy of the hotel. Of course if they really wanted to get me to go back there they should be sending me pictures of hawt Navy Seals.
Posted by: ParanoidIcicleInSeattle at November 24, 2010 07:10 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Hell's Coming With The War Between the Undead States at November 24, 2010 07:10 PM (SObBx)
Posted by: jewells45 at November 24, 2010 07:10 PM (Z71Vg)
Posted by: Middle Ages at November 24, 2010 11:07 PM (uCjoj)
There's a Barney Frank joke in there somewhere
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at November 24, 2010 07:10 PM (UqKQV)
Hence "god bless you".
Posted by: Middle Ages at November 24, 2010 11:03 PM (uCjoj)
I heard that the god bless you was a charm against the chance that you would expell your soul along with the sneeze.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 24, 2010 07:11 PM (CN+Qv)
I don't understand why they didn't sell any Seals at the hotel. I mean, don't all women want one for their rooms?
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at November 24, 2010 07:11 PM (YxBuk)
Posted by: Apologetic California at November 24, 2010 11:06 PM (8VZ5l)
Sorry pal, but there ain't no hope for California. You guys are gonna burn. Get out while you can.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at November 24, 2010 07:11 PM (SObBx)
Posted by: kbdabear at November 24, 2010 07:13 PM (vdfwz)
Twelve O'Clock High
nothing else even comes close ( okay, except Dr. Strangelove )
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at November 24, 2010 07:13 PM (UqKQV)
Posted by: Jesse Ventura, i was a S.E.A.L., trust me at November 24, 2010 07:13 PM (S9k9+)
Posted by: delmar at November 24, 2010 07:14 PM (bPYiy)
Posted by: chemjeff at November 24, 2010 07:14 PM (PaSAU)
Good stuff.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 24, 2010 07:15 PM (U6LOz)
Isn't the True Story of Tombstone and the OK Corral really different from what movies and stories portray. The shootout lasting under a minute or so and it being questionable about how many many of the guys on the other side were actually armed. Earp and Holliday benefitting mostly from the typical "Old West" dime store novels and Earp moving to Hollywood and being a stunt coordinator for movies.
Posted by: buzzion at November 24, 2010 07:15 PM (oVQFe)
Posted by: chemjeff at November 24, 2010 07:15 PM (PaSAU)
IÂ’ll take the pat down, I havenÂ’t gotten lucky in a whileÂ…
Posted by: ParanoidIcicleInSeattle at November 24, 2010 11:07 PM (RZ8pf)
But I thought we... oh, shoot. *kicks dirt*
Posted by: Your beauty products that I can't remember the name of but has foreskin in them at November 24, 2010 07:15 PM (YX6i/)
Sorry pal, but there ain't no hope for California. You guys are gonna burn. Get out while you can.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at November 24, 2010 11:11 PM (SObBx)
We burn every year. Its no biggie anymore.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 24, 2010 07:15 PM (CN+Qv)
I don't understand why they didn't sell any Seals at the hotel. I mean, don't all women want one for their rooms?
I certainly would’ve paid extra for a Seal “experience." Perhaps they could sneak in the hotel room or something.
Posted by: ParanoidIcicleInSeattle at November 24, 2010 07:15 PM (RZ8pf)
We can quibble about #2.
I go with The Godfather, of course.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 24, 2010 07:16 PM (U6LOz)
Serious head congestion.
oh I'm not there yet. bummer. hope you have some appetite for food tomorrow!
Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 24, 2010 07:16 PM (ziUQ2)
Best Comedy ( tie ) The Big Lebowski & Dr Strangelove
Best furrin flick: Kung Fu Hustle
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at November 24, 2010 07:17 PM (UqKQV)
It's time for the POOT.*
*Post Overnight Open Thread.
Posted by: Ronster at November 24, 2010 11:14 PM (9q4PA)
No, POONTANG
Post overnight open thread after nice groping.
Posted by: Editor at November 24, 2010 07:17 PM (YX6i/)
okay - so is Godfather _really_ worth seeing? I fear it will just put me to sleep
Posted by: chemjeff at November 24, 2010 07:17 PM (PaSAU)
412 Perhaps they could sneak in the hotel room or something.
a conspiracy!!! i'm there baby!! can i film it?
Posted by: Jesse Ventura, i was a S.E.A.L., trust me at November 24, 2010 07:17 PM (S9k9+)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 24, 2010 07:18 PM (ziUQ2)
Posted by: chemjeff at November 24, 2010 11:17 PM (PaSAU)
Watch the SCTV parody where the gangs are the network execs. Its a lot shorter.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 24, 2010 07:19 PM (CN+Qv)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 24, 2010 07:19 PM (U6LOz)
"The Great Santini" was a very good movie
but first you will blow me..............
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at November 24, 2010 07:19 PM (UqKQV)
Posted by: Apologetic California at November 24, 2010 11:06 PM (8VZ5l)
Sorry pal, but there ain't no hope for California. You guys are gonna burn. Get out while you can.
Wingnut! California is on the verge of a mega boom! They're going to bail out the rest of you ignorant hicks and people will come pouring in!
BUY BEFORE YOU'RE PRICED OUT!!!
Posted by: Bret Arends, Buttboy to Jim Cramer at November 24, 2010 07:19 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: Alex at November 24, 2010 11:19 PM (yY28H)
Do you cry at the end of the can?
Posted by: Oldcat at November 24, 2010 07:19 PM (CN+Qv)
I saw on a bio about Wyatt Earp that early Hollywood movies portrayed him as a villain.
Posted by: Holger at November 24, 2010 07:20 PM (V9Q+f)
I do not see how it is possible for the Godfather to put someone to sleep. But I could be wrong.
Posted by: ParanoidIcicleInSeattle at November 24, 2010 07:21 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: kbdabear at November 24, 2010 11:13 PM (vdfwz)
Will have to catch the replay at 1 am.
Posted by: buzzion at November 24, 2010 07:21 PM (oVQFe)
Anyone planning on going shopping at 3am on Friday?
Posted by: ParanoidIcicleInSeattle at November 24, 2010 07:22 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: chemjeff at November 24, 2010 11:17 PM
You'll sleep ... .with the fishes
Posted by: Michael Corleone at November 24, 2010 07:22 PM (vdfwz)
Yeah, it is. The acting is awesome, the characters are palpable. It's simply not acceptable not to have seen it.
Posted by: Splunge at November 24, 2010 07:24 PM (9uwvY)
Posted by: Ronster at November 24, 2010 07:24 PM (9q4PA)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 24, 2010 11:18 PM (ziUQ2)
And it was all because of you IIRC
Posted by: buzzion at November 24, 2010 07:24 PM (oVQFe)
well I am just not that big into long, long dramas
I like scifi and action movies, mainly, with the occasional cult movie thrown in
actually I'd really like the Resident Evil boxed set for christmas, I'm asking Santa for it right now
Posted by: chemjeff at November 24, 2010 07:24 PM (PaSAU)
Posted by: Splunge at November 24, 2010 11:24 PM (9uwvY)
The problem with seeing it now is that you've heard half the lines in jokes and skits already.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 24, 2010 07:25 PM (CN+Qv)
and then fireworks start going off in the background
fireworks = ?????
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at November 24, 2010 07:25 PM (UqKQV)
No, but if your dog eats it and starts acting weird, you may have to shoot it just to be safe.
Posted by: Alex at November 24, 2010 07:26 PM (yY28H)
Posted by: chemjeff at November 24, 2010 07:27 PM (PaSAU)
And it was all because of you IIRC
hmm, don't remember. I just remember it went south very quickly and I rather enjoyed the dead president's quotes most --
ask not what your poontang can do for you, ask what you can do for your poontang.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 24, 2010 07:27 PM (ziUQ2)
Posted by: Cuwly Bawney Fwank at November 24, 2010 07:27 PM (0IR+C)
Posted by: chemjeff at November 24, 2010 11:27 PM (PaSAU)
If he says Xanadu you know he's putting you on.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 24, 2010 07:28 PM (CN+Qv)
Posted by: Splunge at November 24, 2010 11:24 PM (9uwvY)
The problem with seeing it now is that you've heard half the lines in jokes and skits already.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 24, 2010 11:25 PM (CN+Qv)
I really have no desire to see it. I don't usually care for dramas. And I really have no real interest in a movie about a mafia family no matter how good and how much of a classic must see its supposed to be.
Posted by: buzzion at November 24, 2010 07:29 PM (oVQFe)
Posted by: chemjeff at November 24, 2010 11:27 PM (PaSAU)
Leonard the Duck
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at November 24, 2010 07:29 PM (UqKQV)
Posted by: Alex at November 24, 2010 11:26 PM (yY28H
Funny and sad at the same time. How can that be?
Posted by: Ronster at November 24, 2010 07:29 PM (9q4PA)
I saw Goodfellas and that was enough for me of the mobster type movies
Posted by: chemjeff at November 24, 2010 07:30 PM (PaSAU)
Due to a lack of ambition I skipped through most of the thread and am just jumping in here.
Halfway thru the cat burp/fart vid I enlarged it to full screen. Halfway thru again I stopped it, shrunk it turned up the sound, re-enlarged it and watched it end to end just so I could watch a cat fart and burp. WTF is wrong with me?
Posted by: Ohio Dan at November 24, 2010 07:31 PM (Skc3Q)
Posted by: Apologetic California at November 24, 2010 07:31 PM (8VZ5l)
Posted by: CAC at November 24, 2010 07:31 PM (lV4Fs)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at November 24, 2010 11:31 PM (Skc3Q)
Well, if you have to ask, you won't like the answer.
Posted by: Ronster at November 24, 2010 07:32 PM (9q4PA)
The movie put me to sleep. You're not missing out. Most boring movie I ever saw after Meet Joe Black. Yeah, I did it. I'm comparing the Godfather to Meet Joe Black. At least Meet Joe Black had Anthony Hopkins.
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at November 24, 2010 07:33 PM (YxBuk)
Due to a lack of ambition I skipped through most of the thread and am just jumping in here.
Posted by: Ohio Dan at November 24, 2010 11:31 PM (Skc3Q)
Oh, good, 'cause if you showed any hint of ambition we'd kick your ass outta here so fast.
Posted by: Editor at November 24, 2010 07:33 PM (YX6i/)
A
Posted by: CAC at November 24, 2010 11:31 PM (lV4Fs)
For what shall it profit a man if he gain the whole world and suffer the loss of his soul?Posted by: Oldcat at November 24, 2010 07:33 PM (CN+Qv)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at November 24, 2010 07:34 PM (Skc3Q)
God Bless all you Morons.
Posted by: sickinmass at November 24, 2010 11:22 PM
AMEN!
Posted by: kbdabear at November 24, 2010 07:34 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at November 24, 2010 11:33 PM (YxBuk)
Posted by: Editor at November 24, 2010 07:35 PM (YX6i/)
and brad pitt gets hit by a car
best damn scene in the movie
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 24, 2010 07:35 PM (jzOkH)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at November 24, 2010 07:35 PM (YxBuk)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at November 24, 2010 11:33 PM (YxBuk)
The godfather had Brando, or Hopkins with a tube sock in his cheek.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 24, 2010 07:35 PM (CN+Qv)
OK, but will you concede that one of the functions of great art is to get you to look at, and appreciate, things you might not have looked at otherwise?
Look, maybe you'd hate it. But there are few movies that have been so widely loved, so if you're going to appreciate anything that goes against the usual grain, the odds are high that that would be it. Why not check it out?
I don't care much for snarky hipster movies, but I loved High Fidelity.
I don't care much for Quentin Tarantino, but I loved Pulp Fiction.
I don't care much for horror, but I thought Halloween was awesome.
Why not at least taste from the very best of genres you might not otherwise care for? I've found it rewarding.
I will admit that I've never seen "The Princess Bride," for analogous reasons to yours. Have I messed up? Should I check it out?
Posted by: Splunge at November 24, 2010 07:36 PM (9uwvY)
best damn scene in the movie
I laughed so damned hard at that scene. It was AWESOME!
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at November 24, 2010 07:36 PM (YxBuk)
Posted by: Apologetic California at November 24, 2010 11:31 PM (8VZ5l)
The funniest part of the article is that Californians have a 'high standard of living'.
The guy has no sense of irony: Sucking money from others is the State Sport
It's too beautiful to give up on, though. Like having a really hot girlfriend who shoplifts and schtupps your friends and posts naked pics of herself on the internetz...
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at November 24, 2010 07:36 PM (UqKQV)
best damn scene in the movie
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 24, 2010 11:35 PM (jzOkH)
They could probably make a hit movie consisting of pitt being repeatedly hit by cars. I'd go see it. Twice.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 24, 2010 07:36 PM (CN+Qv)
Brando does nothing for me. I love Hopkins.
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at November 24, 2010 07:37 PM (YxBuk)
I saw Goodfellas and that was enough for me of the mobster type movies
Posted by: chemjeff at November 24, 2010 11:30 PM (PaSAU)
I didn't even see that. Really, Pesci, DeNiro, Pacino, Brando aren't actors I really care about seeing even when its a movie they were in their prime.
And I'll admit to also not having seen Tombstone but more from it being out when I was too young for it, and never actively seeking it out. Again like with mobster movies, Westerns aren't my preferred viewing.
Posted by: buzzion at November 24, 2010 07:37 PM (oVQFe)
Posted by: Wallace motherfuckin' Shawn at November 24, 2010 07:38 PM (SwkdU)
My sense of humor is a blend of P.J. O'Rourke, Dennis Miller, Monty Python, and The Far Side.
A friend didn't find it funny when I suggested animal sacrifice to appease the gods that have cursed her beloved Cowboys.
Posted by: Alex at November 24, 2010 07:38 PM (yY28H)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at November 24, 2010 11:37 PM (YxBuk)
Well he was twice the man he used to be in the Godfather. By Apocalypse Now, two and a half to three.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 24, 2010 07:38 PM (CN+Qv)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at November 24, 2010 11:33 PM
Don't be surprise if you wake up with Mickey Mouse's severed head under the sheets
Now if you'll excuse me, I gotta see a man about a horse ...
Posted by: Vito Corleone at November 24, 2010 07:39 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: CAC at November 24, 2010 07:39 PM (lV4Fs)
Posted by: Journolist at November 24, 2010 07:40 PM (LwLqV)
Posted by: fluffy, recovering hipster douche bag at November 24, 2010 07:40 PM (SwkdU)
Wait, Rum what movie are you watching right now?
Posted by: ParanoidIcicleInSeattle at November 24, 2010 07:40 PM (RZ8pf)
Okay in the spirit of The Godfather, I'm off to hit the mattress. Okay in another context but still.
G'night and enjoy the day tomorrow!
Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 24, 2010 07:40 PM (ziUQ2)
Posted by: Holger at November 24, 2010 07:40 PM (V9Q+f)
Imagine Obama being killed in a tragic golfing accident... then realizing Biden is now president.
That was some great humor. If I could award you a prize I would.
Posted by: Ronster at November 24, 2010 07:41 PM (9q4PA)
Firefox says I can only view the clip if I blow them first, whatever that means
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at November 24, 2010 07:41 PM (UqKQV)
A flash from the past:
PUMPKIN CHEESECAKE DIP
8 oz. cream cheese, room temperature
1 cup canned pumpkin
1/2 cup (packed) light brown sugar
1 1/2 tablespoons orange juice
2 tsp. cinnamon
2 tsp. cloves
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Recommended to be used as a dip for ginger snaps or just plain fingers.
I've got some soft Archway (the best!) soft iced molasses cookies instead.
I suggest cutting the amount of cloves in half -- one teaspoon is plenty, two are overpowering. You can also use dark brown sugar. It tastes fine and there's no reason to buy a whole bag of light brown sugar just for this recipe. Also, use the whipped cream cheese because it makes mixing super easy. And use the Philthydelphia brand just because it's the best.
Posted by: Ed Anger at November 24, 2010 07:42 PM (7+pP9)
CAC, what's turkey day like in the house of CAC?
Posted by: Journolist at November 24, 2010 07:42 PM (LwLqV)
Posted by: Tom Brady at November 24, 2010 07:42 PM (SwkdU)
Posted by: CAC at November 24, 2010 07:42 PM (lV4Fs)
Posted by: FUBAR at November 24, 2010 07:42 PM (McG46)
ZOMG that is the greatest line ever! See? It's ironic! Get it? GET IT? Well I get it! I'm usually the only person in the room who laughs at that line because I'm the smartest and most refined guy there. That's how us smart people recognize each other. Kindred souls lost in the sea of unwashed masses...
Posted by: guy fetching your venti latte at November 24, 2010 07:43 PM (0IR+C)
*snicker* How did they make a coffin big enough when he died?
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at November 24, 2010 07:43 PM (YxBuk)
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 24, 2010 07:44 PM (jzOkH)
The Expendables!
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at November 24, 2010 07:44 PM (YxBuk)
Posted by: delmar at November 24, 2010 07:44 PM (bPYiy)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at November 24, 2010 11:43 PM (YxBuk)
I think they ran a container vessel in.
I think a lot of the Brando love was remembering him as the young stud. Like Elvis at the same time, really. The old guy on stage wasn't the point.
If you weren't in the club, though, it seemed pretty odd.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 24, 2010 07:45 PM (CN+Qv)
OK, but will you concede that one of the functions of great art is to get you to look at, and appreciate, things you might not have looked at otherwise?
Well sure, but I'm not planning a trip to the Louvre to see the Mona Lisa either.
Look, maybe you'd hate it. But there are few movies that have been so widely loved, so if you're going to appreciate anything that goes against the usual grain, the odds are high that that would be it. Why not check it out?
Because I'm usually looking to be entertained and not necessarily broaden my horizons. I have no issue conceding that it is possibly one of the best pieces of cinema ever filmed, but apparently so is Citizen Kane and I'm not planning to watch that either. Maybe I'll watch it eventually but I don't see myself actively seeking it.
Of those movies listed the only one I've seen was High Fidelity and I think I hated every single character in it except for Jack Black's.
Posted by: buzzion at November 24, 2010 07:46 PM (oVQFe)
Too young for it?! Damn, I went to see it twice when it came out!
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at November 24, 2010 07:46 PM (SObBx)
Peter Sellers plays 3 characters, one of them with the first good American accent by a furriner
Now everybody does good accents, but back then it was rare. Try watching Robert Mitchum wrestling with an Ozzie accent in.......whatever that movie was
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at November 24, 2010 07:46 PM (UqKQV)
I'd rather watch The Princess Bride than a slasher flick any day. Infact I walked out on Fatal Attraction, down the hall and into another theater to watch it. My wife came out telling me what a great flick it was and if I watched it I would never screw around. I told her I wasn't planning to anyway and I enjoyed the Princess Bride better.
The weirdness of movies often comes too close to the reality of life for me to consider slasher flicks for entertainment. I have a wife and two daughters. Slasher flicks actually creep me out. I haven't watched many slasher flicks but I was setting in a theater listening to a couple teens laugh when some attrocious thing happened on screen during one slasher flick. A real WTF moment for me.
Posted by: Ohio Dan at November 24, 2010 07:46 PM (Skc3Q)
The Expendables!
Well thatÂ’s what I thought, but isn't President Camacho the President in Idiocracy? So I was thrown for a minute.
I just looked up Sylvester StalloneÂ’s ring that he wore in that movie, it was a one of a kind piece, but the place in Hollywood (Good Art) is thinking of making them to sell. You can buy the skull bracelet he wore though.
Posted by: ParanoidIcicleInSeattle at November 24, 2010 07:46 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at November 24, 2010 11:44 PM (YxBuk)
Great movie. If more women were like this, there would be less relationship troubles.
Posted by: Holger at November 24, 2010 07:46 PM (V9Q+f)
Due to a lack of ambition I skipped through most of the thread and am just jumping in here.
Oh, you naive bastards....I once thought this way....
Posted by: gator at November 24, 2010 07:47 PM (aOKEC)
Posted by: CAC at November 24, 2010 07:48 PM (lV4Fs)
Ohio Dan, if you like good music and a good story line, part comedy, part drama I got the movie . . . it's scored entirely by Mark Knopfler.
Posted by: Journolist at November 24, 2010 07:48 PM (LwLqV)
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at November 24, 2010 07:48 PM (SObBx)
Oh, you naive bastards....I once thought this way....
Posted by: gator at November 24, 2010 11:47 PM (aOKEC)
I'm not getting my hopes up. I don't believe it's really you. Show the hands!
Posted by: Editor at November 24, 2010 07:50 PM (YX6i/)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at November 24, 2010 11:46 PM (Skc3Q)
Not that I watch slasher flicks, but the violence is so stylized that even if done well you can lose touch with it. If done poorly, its just a joke.
Die Hard was a well done movie, but the worst part of that movie for me was when Bruce was pulling the glass out of his feet.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 24, 2010 07:50 PM (CN+Qv)
Gator, itÂ’s nice to see you.
Hey, welcome back Gator!
Missed you guys! Serving my self-imposed banishment....felt terrible about my last time here...sorry if I offended anyone. Trying to be on my best behavior, of course.
Posted by: gator at November 24, 2010 07:51 PM (aOKEC)
Because if it really was him he'd be, like, dead
Posted by: typical Cali dope-smoker film buff at November 24, 2010 07:51 PM (UqKQV)
Gator, sum bitch. That Gator, really?
Posted by: Journolist at November 24, 2010 07:51 PM (LwLqV)
Actually, me too. But I've lived long enough that I've often exhausted what I know will entertain me and have needed to seek more widely. In no way have I been on a quest to broaden my horizons for the pure sake of it. That sounds too much like uplift, as Mencken would phrase it. It's just that the sources I know don't produce as often as I consume, so I have to scrounge in between, and there are rewards to be had that way.
Posted by: Splunge at November 24, 2010 07:52 PM (9uwvY)
Besides Beaches, Steel Magnolias, and Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants
Posted by: kbdabear at November 24, 2010 07:52 PM (vdfwz)
Gator, you are the prodigal son of AOSHQ. We shall all cook turkey tomorrow.
Posted by: Journolist at November 24, 2010 07:53 PM (LwLqV)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at November 24, 2010 07:53 PM (Skc3Q)
....felt terrible about my last time here...sorry if I offended anyone.
Posted by: gator at November 24, 2010 11:51 PM (aOKEC)
Fuck that. You apologized (is it really you?).
Posted by: Editor at November 24, 2010 07:53 PM (YX6i/)
Posted by: Rickshaw Jack at November 24, 2010 11:50 PM (EbqGx)
Someone should do something about that.
Posted by: ACLU at November 24, 2010 07:53 PM (oVQFe)
Posted by: chemjeff at November 24, 2010 07:53 PM (PaSAU)
Yeah, but he's in the Expendables and I don't know what his name is in the movie. I looked him up on IMDB and saw that he played Comacho in Idiocracy. I want that gun. So. freaking. Awesome. I love movies with lots and lots of car chases and 'splodey stuff!
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at November 24, 2010 07:54 PM (YxBuk)
Posted by: kbdabear at November 24, 2010 07:55 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: Oldcat at November 24, 2010 11:53 PM (CN+Qv)
Yeah, the first one. Except Jimmy was old enough to be Grace Kelly's father
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at November 24, 2010 07:55 PM (UqKQV)
Posted by: delmar at November 24, 2010 07:55 PM (bPYiy)
Posted by: fluffy at November 24, 2010 07:55 PM (SwkdU)
Posted by: Journolist at November 24, 2010 07:55 PM (LwLqV)
Movie? It's the name of a Dire Straits album, and of a song on that album.
Posted by: Splunge at November 24, 2010 07:55 PM (9uwvY)
Yeah, the first one. Except Jimmy was old enough to be Grace Kelly's father
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at November 24, 2010 11:55 PM (UqKQV)
When you are my age, that's less of an issue.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 24, 2010 07:56 PM (CN+Qv)
If there aren't any car chases, gunfights and/or lots of 'splodeyness, it ain't worth watching.
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at November 24, 2010 07:56 PM (YxBuk)
I'm not getting my hopes up. I don't believe it's really you. Show the hands!
You can see my 'gina hands when you pry them from my cold, dead penis.
Posted by: gator at November 24, 2010 07:56 PM (aOKEC)
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at November 24, 2010 07:57 PM (UqKQV)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at November 24, 2010 11:56 PM (YxBuk)
Well then for you, The Road Warrior, Rum.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 24, 2010 07:57 PM (CN+Qv)
Posted by: Alex at November 24, 2010 07:57 PM (yY28H)
Posted by: eman at November 24, 2010 07:57 PM (tz/Za)
Posted by: Ronster at November 24, 2010 07:57 PM (9q4PA)
Posted by: buzzion at November 24, 2010 07:57 PM (oVQFe)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom
Top Gear had a segment about the best all time car chases in movies. The Bourne Identity did not even make the list.
Just proves that the English are dumb.
Posted by: Rickshaw Jack at November 24, 2010 07:57 PM (EbqGx)
Posted by: logprof at November 24, 2010 07:58 PM (BP6Z1)
Posted by: Journolist at November 24, 2010 11:55 PM (LwLqV)
Al Gore says that's his favorite movie. It is very good. but.......
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at November 24, 2010 07:58 PM (UqKQV)
Top Gear had a segment about the best all time car chases in movies. The Bourne Identity did not even make the list.
Just proves that the English are dumb.
Posted by: Rickshaw Jack at November 24, 2010 11:57 PM (EbqGx)
Did Ronin?
Posted by: Editor at November 24, 2010 07:59 PM (YX6i/)
+1
I can't tell you how many times that movie's made me squirt ham-and-swiss shake through my throat hole.
Posted by: Roger Ebert at November 24, 2010 07:59 PM (0IR+C)
Just proves that the English are dumb.
Posted by: Rickshaw Jack at November 24, 2010 11:57 PM (EbqGx)
They drive on the wrong side of the road. Enough Said.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 24, 2010 07:59 PM (CN+Qv)
Best Car Chase ever is Bullet with Steve McQueen.
Posted by: Holger at November 24, 2010 08:00 PM (V9Q+f)
Yeah, but he's in the Expendables and I don't know what his name is in the movie. I looked him up on IMDB and saw that he played Comacho in Idiocracy. I want that gun. So. freaking. Awesome. I love movies with lots and lots of car chases and 'splodey stuff!
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at November 24, 2010 11:54 PM (YxBuk)
Terry Crewes I believe. Wasn't it like a full automatic shotgun or something?
Posted by: buzzion at November 24, 2010 08:00 PM (oVQFe)
Fluffy it's called Local Hero made in 1983 and if you haven't seen it, watch it and you'll love it and the music. Absolutely stunning.
Fluffy, click here and listen to the whole thing, it's pure Knopfler and is one of his best scores.
Posted by: Journolist at November 24, 2010 08:00 PM (LwLqV)
Posted by: Editor at November 24, 2010 11:59 PM (YX6i/)
--Ronin was good. Blues Brothers better be on the list.
Posted by: logprof at November 24, 2010 08:01 PM (BP6Z1)
....felt terrible about my last time here...sorry if I offended anyone.
It was a politician's apology...didn't do anything wrong, just could see how it might've looked that way. Would never mock a dying man, so, if you thought I would mock a moron's death, I'm sorry, and fuck you.
Welcome back gator ... did they put a tracking bracelet on you?
It's nice! Covered in tassles and sequins, plus it vibrates.
Posted by: gator at November 24, 2010 08:01 PM (aOKEC)
Posted by: Rickshaw Jack at November 25, 2010 12:00 AM (EbqGx)
What the fuuu......????? Next you're gonna say The French Connection wasn't on it.
Posted by: Editor at November 24, 2010 08:01 PM (YX6i/)
"Boy on A Dolphin"
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at November 24, 2010 08:02 PM (UqKQV)
Fluffy it's called Local Hero made in 1983 and if you haven't seen it, watch it and you'll love it and the music. Absolutely stunning.
Fluffy, click here and listen to the whole thing, it's pure Knopfler and is one of his best scores.
Posted by: Journolist at November 25, 2010 12:00 AM (LwLqV)
--Knopfler also did the music for Princess Bride.
Posted by: logprof at November 24, 2010 08:02 PM (BP6Z1)
Posted by: Ronster at November 24, 2010 08:03 PM (9q4PA)
CDR M, nice work tonight, my friend. Helluva lot of stuff to check out on this ONT!
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone. Hope you and yours are warm, safe, and blessed.
Titties.
Posted by: gator at November 24, 2010 08:04 PM (aOKEC)
What the fuuu......????? Next you're gonna say The French Connection wasn't on it.
I don't think it was. I think the top few were like The Italian Job, Bullit, some dumb movie about a guy driving around in the desert.
Posted by: Rickshaw Jack at November 24, 2010 08:05 PM (EbqGx)
I'll probably end up renting it.
Posted by: Rickshaw Jack at November 24, 2010 11:57 PM (EbqGx)
Did Bullitt at least?
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at November 24, 2010 08:05 PM (YxBuk)
That movie was disturbing...
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at November 24, 2010 08:05 PM (YxBuk)
Titties.
Posted by: gator at November 25, 2010 12:04 AM (aOKEC)
Please don't get carried away on your first night out.
Posted by: Ronster at November 24, 2010 08:06 PM (9q4PA)
I was barefoot (but not pregnant) in the kitchen all day cooking so IÂ’m plum worn out. Hope everyone has a lovely Thanksgiving with jus the right amount of booze and family drama to make it memorable.
Posted by: ParanoidIcicleInSeattle at November 24, 2010 08:07 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: fluffy at November 24, 2010 08:07 PM (SwkdU)
Posted by: fluffy at November 25, 2010 12:07 AM (SwkdU)
I'm a sofware guy and use that word a lot at work. I always spell it 'Q'.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 24, 2010 08:08 PM (CN+Qv)
Posted by: Holger at November 25, 2010 12:04 AM (V9Q+f)
--Uh oh, are we gonna start another one of those lists?
Posted by: logprof at November 24, 2010 08:08 PM (BP6Z1)
Posted by: fluffy at November 24, 2010 08:10 PM (SwkdU)
Posted by: Editor at November 24, 2010 08:10 PM (YX6i/)
Posted by: logprof at November 25, 2010 12:08 AM (BP6Z1)
The movie's pretty good, the title is like calling the first LOTR movie 'The Fellowship of the King".
Aubry was a commander in book 1. The movie is like book eight.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 24, 2010 08:10 PM (CN+Qv)
Thanks Gator I'm still pissed you kicked my ass last week in the Moron league though!
As for titties, it clearly states in the AoSHQ rule book that it is BYOT.
I was secretly rooting for you in that game....don't want you knocked out of the playoffs. It's getting close to crunch time, isn't it? Big games tomorrow....what a beautiful freakin' day Thanksgiving has become.
BYOT, indeed.
Posted by: gator at November 24, 2010 08:11 PM (aOKEC)
Posted by: Editor at November 24, 2010 08:11 PM (YX6i/)
Posted by: fluffy at November 24, 2010 08:13 PM (SwkdU)
Posted by: beanervt at November 24, 2010 08:13 PM (4Zca1)
Haven't seen it, but the ship in it used to operate as a sort of sailing fantasy camp. My dad booked us on a trip when I was a kid.
Posted by: Blackford Oakes at November 24, 2010 08:14 PM (0IR+C)
According to the wife tittie twists are painful. Are you sure you want to go there?
Posted by: Ronster at November 24, 2010 08:14 PM (9q4PA)
Posted by: Editor at November 24, 2010 08:14 PM (YX6i/)
Posted by: Oldcat at November 24, 2010 08:15 PM (CN+Qv)
At least I get to do another football thread tomorrow! Cheerleaders. But this time with a twist.
Posted by: CDR M at November 25, 2010 12:12 AM (5I8G0)
If you're doing football threads tomorrow might I suggest including this interesting graphic along with cheerleader pics.
Posted by: buzzion at November 24, 2010 08:15 PM (oVQFe)
Posted by: CDR M at November 25, 2010 12:11 AM (5I8G0)
--Reminded me of when I lived in Florida.
Posted by: logprof at November 24, 2010 08:16 PM (BP6Z1)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at November 24, 2010 08:17 PM (Skc3Q)
Speaking of about Machineguns.
Someone posted a link concerning Simo Hayha, that famous Finnish sniper during the Winter War. A bunch of his kills came through the use of a Finnish SMG. I saw a picture of the Suomi KP/-31 that was in Finnish use at the time and it looks like the Soviet Union copied it in their PPSh.
Posted by: Holger at November 24, 2010 08:17 PM (V9Q+f)
Gator, you like the pic on the Moron League front page?
That was a beautiful thing to behold, my man!
Love seeing my brethren walking around, scaring people.
Came to your defense, actually.
Thanks, Editor. I appreciate that....a lot of good morons did. I don't think I've given any impression that I would ever do something like that, but I could be wrong....I've been here a long time, and sometimes (if you can believe this) I was quite hammered.
Posted by: gator at November 24, 2010 08:19 PM (aOKEC)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at November 24, 2010 08:19 PM (Skc3Q)
One more to go. Gator, good to see you back, though I have no idea what your self-imposed exile was about in the first place.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at November 24, 2010 08:22 PM (SObBx)
Posted by: fluffy at November 24, 2010 08:22 PM (SwkdU)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at November 24, 2010 08:23 PM (Skc3Q)
Posted by: fluffy at November 25, 2010 12:22 AM (SwkdU)
I thought you were saying that Aubry was a commander in book two. Post Captain is book three, isn't it?
Posted by: Oldcat at November 24, 2010 08:24 PM (CN+Qv)
Posted by: Holger
The SMG seems to be a little short in the barrel to be a effective sniper rifle. His kills must have come close in.
Posted by: beanervt at November 24, 2010 08:25 PM (4Zca1)
Posted by: Berserker at November 24, 2010 08:25 PM (gWHrG)
Posted by: logprof at November 24, 2010 08:26 PM (BP6Z1)
I thought you were saying that Aubry was a commander in book two. Post Captain is book three, isn't it?
Posted by: Oldcat at November 25, 2010 12:24 AM (CN+Qv)
No, book 2.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 24, 2010 08:26 PM (CN+Qv)
Posted by: gator at November 25, 2010 12:19 AM
You're just the man I need. Report to Engineering tomorrow at 1400 hours
Posted by: Montgomery Scott at November 24, 2010 08:26 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at November 24, 2010 08:26 PM (SObBx)
Gator, Don't they serve Turduckins in your area for Thanksgiving?
My mom's dyslexic, so we have Chiduckeys.
Gator, good to see you back, though I have no idea what your self-imposed exile was about in the first place.
Thanks, War...it was no big deal, but I did feel bad about mystery.
Posted by: gator at November 24, 2010 08:26 PM (aOKEC)
Looks a lot like a Thompson.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 25, 2010 12:20 AMDon't know nothin' about Thompsons. Ask me about tampons.
Posted by: arhooley, conflicted Californian at November 24, 2010 08:26 PM (HJBFW)
Posted by: fluffy has a selective memory at November 24, 2010 08:27 PM (SwkdU)
Guess this is why Princess Leeza wants the election wrapped up right away:
"Murkowski seeks to intervene in Miller lawsuit over write-ins"
Posted by: curious at November 24, 2010 08:28 PM (p302b)
Posted by: beanervt at November 25, 2010 12:25 AM (4Zca1)
In a forest, you don't get shots from that long a range. And carrying the smaller gun lets you move around better. I gather that's the lesson they picked up from that war.
Peacetime armies often get the accuracy fetish about hitting a dot at 3 miles. Most fighting is closer in than that.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 24, 2010 08:28 PM (CN+Qv)
served fried chicken feet with the claws and he watched people sucking the tonges out of cooked chicken beaks
I hope they don't waste the chicken beaks!!
Posted by: A concerned Chinese-Jewish mother at November 24, 2010 08:28 PM (aOKEC)
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at November 25, 2010 12:22 AM
I shall leave you as you left me ... as you left her ... marooned for all eternity in the center of a dead blog ... buried alive.... buried alive ...
Posted by: Khan Noonian Gator at November 24, 2010 08:29 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: fluffy has a selective memory at November 25, 2010 12:27 AM (SwkdU)
Yeah, they just used the title of book one, and then the plot of book whatever. Except they made the bad ship French and not American.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 24, 2010 08:31 PM (CN+Qv)
Posted by: Journolist at November 24, 2010 08:31 PM (LwLqV)
Posted by: robtr at November 24, 2010 08:31 PM (hVDig)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 24, 2010 08:32 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Journolist at November 25, 2010 12:31 AM (LwLqV)
If none of it's booze, make him sleep in the car.
Posted by: Editor at November 24, 2010 08:32 PM (YX6i/)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 25, 2010 12:32 AM (c0A3e)
Does SF ever think of Canada at all?
Posted by: Oldcat at November 24, 2010 08:32 PM (CN+Qv)
/The Christmas songs on the radio are tiresome already.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 24, 2010 08:33 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at November 24, 2010 08:34 PM (Skc3Q)
Happy Thanksgiving everyone, hey gator good to see you back!
Same to you, robtr. Good to be back.
If I were Kevin Costner, I would say this place is my true north. Then I'd breathe through my gills and make another crappy flick.
Posted by: A concerned Chinese-Jewish mother at November 24, 2010 08:34 PM (aOKEC)
Posted by: Ronster at November 24, 2010 08:34 PM (9q4PA)
Does SF ever think of Canada at all?
Probably not, unless its to praise their socialized medicine.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 24, 2010 08:34 PM (c0A3e)
Memoirs of a Starship Captain
Posted by: kbdabear at November 24, 2010 08:35 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: Journolist at November 24, 2010 08:35 PM (LwLqV)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at November 25, 2010 12:34 AM (Skc3Q)
Yeah - my wife, being Eskimo, always says, "If you're lost in the woods, don't live on bear. You'll die."
It's like eat dog.
Posted by: Editor at November 24, 2010 08:36 PM (YX6i/)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at November 24, 2010 08:36 PM (Skc3Q)
Me neither, but I'm not a fan of dark meat.
/Racist! I denounce myself.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 24, 2010 08:37 PM (c0A3e)
Have a great turkey day everyone.
Damn, gator, long time no see. Oh well, catch ya later.
/Happy gobble-gobble day to you as well.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 24, 2010 08:38 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Ronster at November 25, 2010 12:34 AM (9q4PA)
Oh shit. What have I done? May the Gods have mercy on me.
Posted by: Ronster at November 24, 2010 08:40 PM (9q4PA)
Thanks jerk, I'm going to have to jam the Blade of Olympus into my brain to even have a chance of banishing that image from there.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 24, 2010 08:41 PM (c0A3e)
Lucky for you, I'm doing my Turkey Day preparations right now (because Mom is done with the kitchen and it's safe to go in).
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at November 24, 2010 08:47 PM (YxBuk)
633 Am catching up on Stargate Universe because I'm a masochist. I really have to hand it to the writers of this nihilistic turd; they've done a masterful job of ensuring I hate absolutely every single character but the ones they flush down the toilet for no reason at all.
Yeah after week it seems really obvious that they've decided that no character gets to have any sort of happiness at all, and they must be completely tortured shattered human beings. Even the one that is supposed to be the source of levity.
Posted by: buzzion at November 24, 2010 08:47 PM (oVQFe)
Posted by: Organ Grinder Lola at November 24, 2010 08:48 PM (SwkdU)
Fortunately, the Gods are dead. Except for that bitch Athena, but she's powerless.
You have nothing to fear.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 24, 2010 08:51 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Kiss this at November 24, 2010 08:51 PM (SwkdU)
You have nothing to fear.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 25, 2010 12:51 AM (c0A3e)
Uh, I beg to differ. You saw what brain damage Ohio Dan is able to inflict on us.
Posted by: Editor at November 24, 2010 08:52 PM (YX6i/)
Posted by: The Dude at November 24, 2010 08:54 PM (Ig1Wo)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at November 25, 2010 12:47 AM (YxBuk
I'm sorry to have taken your position of the beast. I promise it was by accident. I didn't know what the number (I will not type it) meant 'til I binged it.
Bless you and your mom. Have a very Happy Thanksgiving Day.
Posted by: Ronster at November 24, 2010 08:54 PM (9q4PA)
Posted by: fluffy at November 24, 2010 08:56 PM (SwkdU)
Hello Editor. How's it shaking? Are you still getting freaked out by the birthing videos you are forced to watch?
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 24, 2010 08:58 PM (c0A3e)
They kicked you out of Sunday school?
I went to a Babtist church as a youth. They were mainly worried about dancing.
Posted by: Ronster at November 24, 2010 08:59 PM (9q4PA)
Posted by: The Dude
Hey that maybe a new record only 54 mins into thanksgiving..
Posted by: beanervt at November 24, 2010 08:59 PM (4Zca1)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at November 24, 2010 09:00 PM (Skc3Q)
Posted by: Editor at November 24, 2010 09:01 PM (YX6i/)
Posted by: beanervt at November 25, 2010 12:59 AM (4Zca1)
happened around 10:30, my aunt took him so he could sleep it off. He can't hang with that shit which is odd considering me and him are pretty even when it comes to drinking
Posted by: The Dude at November 24, 2010 09:02 PM (Ig1Wo)
I'm sure there are those who have gotten trashed 5 minutes or less into Thanksgiving.
Actually, I heard from somebody that the Wednesday before Thanksgiving is a big drinking day because people are already at their destination and can get shit-faced without having to go anywhere the next day.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 24, 2010 09:02 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Editor at November 24, 2010 09:02 PM (YX6i/)
Posted by: Cheech Marin at November 24, 2010 09:03 PM (SwkdU)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at November 25, 2010 01:00 AM (Skc3Q)
Good times to be, no doubt.
Posted by: Ronster at November 24, 2010 09:04 PM (9q4PA)
happened around 10:30, my aunt
took him so he could sleep it off. He can't hang with that shit which is
odd considering me and him are pretty even when it comes to drinking
That shit can fuck you up, I almost punched a friends eye out after a little tangle with that stuff. Once was enough...
Posted by: beanervt at November 24, 2010 09:04 PM (4Zca1)
I really like that movie. You and I are probably the only ones, though.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 24, 2010 09:04 PM (bvfVF)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 25, 2010 01:02 AM (c0A3e)
BINGO!
also in news no one gives a shit about, new Parov Stelar EP is fucking sick. Some of his best work
Posted by: The Dude at November 24, 2010 09:04 PM (Ig1Wo)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 24, 2010 09:07 PM (bvfVF)
Posted by: Fed Ex at November 25, 2010 01:08 AM (SwkdU)
you're almost as worse as them and if it wasn't for USPS trying to track packages, you would most definitely fail that area
Posted by: The Dude at November 24, 2010 09:10 PM (Ig1Wo)
I'm so tired and have to get up and put ed the turkey in tomorrow soooo early. Still have a few last minute things to make and a shoo fly pie to bake but I'm leaving them until tomorrow, cause they are quick.
The corning revere store is having 50% off if you buy open stock white corning ware. But you have to buy four separate items......so I did. I need something for the oven when I heat stuff up tomorrow.
Posted by: curious at November 24, 2010 09:10 PM (p302b)
Posted by: Kratos
Makes sense, plus the wifes probably busy and won't notice heehee
Posted by: beanervt at November 24, 2010 09:10 PM (4Zca1)
I have eliminated the irritating inlaws from our TD dinner, whether by accident or on purpose, I don't give a shit. It will be a better day.
Posted by: Ronster at November 24, 2010 09:12 PM (9q4PA)
I have eliminated the irritating inlaws from our TD dinner, whether by accident or on purpose, I don't give a shit. It will be a better day.
Posted by: Ronster at November 25, 2010 01:12 AM (9q4PA)
BOO!!! It's not a holiday without the drama
Posted by: The Dude at November 24, 2010 09:13 PM (Ig1Wo)
Posted by: Logistics at November 24, 2010 09:14 PM (SObBx)
Posted by: Mr McFeely, Speedy Delivery at November 24, 2010 09:14 PM (SwkdU)
Posted by: Journolist at November 24, 2010 09:14 PM (LwLqV)
I have eliminated the irritating inlaws from our TD dinner, whether by accident or on purpose, I don't give a shit. It will be a better day.
Posted by: RonsterWon't your wife give you twice as much grief for that little maneuver?
Posted by: beanervt at November 24, 2010 09:16 PM (4Zca1)
They kicked you out of Sunday school?
I went to a Babtist church as a youth. They were mainly worried about dancing.
Posted by: Ronster at November 25, 2010 12:59 AMNobody puts Ronster in the corner!
Posted by: Baby at November 24, 2010 09:17 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at November 24, 2010 09:17 PM (SObBx)
http://tinyurl.com/2e9o7bw
http://tinyurl.com/3alfzez
Posted by: The Dude at November 24, 2010 09:18 PM (Ig1Wo)
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at November 25, 2010 01:17 AM (SObBx)
a molasses pie
Posted by: The Dude at November 24, 2010 09:19 PM (Ig1Wo)
BOO!!! It's not a holiday without the drama
Posted by: The Dude at November 25, 2010 01:13 AM (Ig1Wo)
Believe me at my age I've lived through enough of the drama. I could write a book. Falling down drunk, breaking furniture. And I'm not just talking about myself.
Posted by: Ronster at November 24, 2010 09:20 PM (9q4PA)
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at November 25, 2010 01:17 AM (SObBx)
It's from Pennsylvania dutch country, the Amish. It's great hot with vanilla ice cream and I make a wet bottom one. I made it one year and then it was just expected and now if I don't make it, they get upset.
Posted by: curious at November 24, 2010 09:20 PM (p302b)
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at November 25, 2010 01:17 AM
Philistine!!!!
Posted by: The Amish at November 24, 2010 09:20 PM (vdfwz)
Do you mean this song?
I can hook you up. I live right near the heart of PA Dutch Country. My mom makes it on occasion, but us kids aren't that fond of it. My stepfather usually eats the bulk of any shoo fly pie that makes it in the house.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 24, 2010 09:21 PM (c0A3e)
This was the best Festival I have ever been to. 160 balloonists. The Darth Vader balloon was right next to me. The guy is from Belgium. He got the contract for it because he wrote somebody in Hollywood and suggested it would be a good promotion for the 20th anniversary of StarWars. Sponge bob was a hoot. Too many stories to tell typing. I will definitely try to attend next year. We were treated like rock stars. I just got back last night.
Posted by: Ohio Dan at November 24, 2010 09:21 PM (Skc3Q)
Posted by: CAC at November 24, 2010 09:21 PM (lV4Fs)
Posted by: Bawney Fwank at November 24, 2010 09:22 PM (SObBx)
Posted by: beanervt at November 25, 2010 01:16 AM (4Zca1)
Risk, reward kind of thing. So far I have suffered no consequences.
Posted by: Ronster at November 24, 2010 09:23 PM (9q4PA)
Ah, Yankee Pie. I gotcha.
(After looking it up, it does sound good....)
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at November 24, 2010 09:24 PM (SObBx)
Posted by: Morons what don't get out much at November 24, 2010 09:24 PM (SwkdU)
Posted by: Kratos
Isn't it really overly sweet? brown sugar and molasses?
Posted by: beanervt at November 24, 2010 09:24 PM (4Zca1)
Basically it is a molasses pie. Looks like this.
Here in PA Dutch country, they sell it at virtually every store and roadside stand.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 24, 2010 09:25 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Journolist at November 24, 2010 09:25 PM (LwLqV)
Posted by: The Dude at November 24, 2010 09:25 PM (Ig1Wo)
Posted by: CAC at November 24, 2010 09:26 PM (lV4Fs)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at November 24, 2010 09:26 PM (Skc3Q)
Posted by: beanervt at November 25, 2010 01:24 AM (4Zca1)
make it right and it isn't. Ice cream is a must for it though as it cuts the richness
Posted by: The Dude at November 24, 2010 09:27 PM (Ig1Wo)
Risk, reward kind of thing. So far I have suffered no consequences.
Posted by: RonsterThen it's a good thing,, setting a new tradition
Posted by: beanervt at November 24, 2010 09:27 PM (4Zca1)
Posted by: Eric Massa at November 24, 2010 09:27 PM (SObBx)
Posted by: Buster Brown at November 24, 2010 09:27 PM (SwkdU)
Pretty much. I can eat it when the occasion is right.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 24, 2010 09:28 PM (c0A3e)
Hey logprof, my wife and father in law are watching it as I type. And I hear them laughing and hooting.
I'm up for a good laugh so I'm calling it.
Have a wonderful Thanksgiving all. G'night.
Posted by: Journolist at November 24, 2010 09:28 PM (LwLqV)
Posted by: RayKon at November 24, 2010 09:28 PM (CFlmM)
Posted by: PKO Strany at November 24, 2010 09:29 PM (RJOgX)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 25, 2010 01:21 AM (c0A3e)
Yes. Yes Kratos. Thank you very much. Part of that song was used in an advertisement for something.
Posted by: Ronster at November 24, 2010 09:29 PM (9q4PA)
Dan, I never knew how international balooning was and it really looks like a fun sport with a great group of folks.
First of all Balloonist are generally a bunch of fun loving 8ball goofs. A lot like the folks who hang out here. Second imagine doing something you absolutely love to do and when you get all done flying for an hour, someone thanks you profusely and hands you $400. It's not better than sex but it's a close second.
Posted by: Ohio Dan at November 24, 2010 09:30 PM (Skc3Q)
make it right and it isn't. Ice cream is a must for it though as it cuts the richness
Kinda like pecan pie, can't get through it without vanilla ice cream..
Posted by: beanervt at November 24, 2010 09:30 PM (4Zca1)
Hey logprof, my wife and father in law are watching it as I type. And I hear them laughing and hooting.
I'm up for a good laugh so I'm calling it.
Have a wonderful Thanksgiving all. G'night.
Posted by: Journolist at November 25, 2010 01:28 AM (LwLqV)
--It is great, and pretty family-friendly.
Happy Thanksgiving and good night, all!
Posted by: logprof at November 24, 2010 09:32 PM (BP6Z1)
Posted by: fluffy has a sweet tooth at November 24, 2010 09:33 PM (SwkdU)
First of all Balloonist are generally a bunch of fun loving 8ball goofs
Hey that's all I am too! Oh wait you didn't say 8ball loving
Posted by: Barack Obama at November 24, 2010 09:34 PM (oVQFe)
I'm willing to give it a try. Several times.
Do so, to the chagrin of Michelle Obama. I wonder how much dessert she's going to have this Thanksgiving.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 24, 2010 09:39 PM (c0A3e)
Hey that's all I am too! Oh wait you didn't say 8ball loving
Posted by: Barack ObamaMore like screw ball for you 0bozo..
Posted by: beanervt at November 24, 2010 09:39 PM (4Zca1)
More like screw ball for you 0bozo..
Posted by: beanervt at November 25, 2010 01:39 AM (4Zca1)
You can get cocaine in them too?
Posted by: Barack Obama at November 24, 2010 09:42 PM (oVQFe)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at November 24, 2010 09:42 PM (YxBuk)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at November 24, 2010 09:42 PM (Skc3Q)
*clings to honorary Southern belle card*
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at November 24, 2010 09:42 PM (YxBuk)
Posted by: fluffy at November 24, 2010 09:45 PM (SwkdU)
Hey fluff, I'm sure you would.. Was reading the posts on Captain and Commander. You were saying it's a 3 novel series? I loved the movie.
Posted by: beanervt at November 24, 2010 09:46 PM (4Zca1)
Posted by: fluffy the librarian at November 24, 2010 09:48 PM (SwkdU)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at November 24, 2010 09:51 PM (Skc3Q)
*clings to honorary Southern belle card*
Posted by: Rum,
Well that's got to be raciest, "southern"... Is your dislike from eating to much of it? I can see where the sweetness can get old fast.
Posted by: beanervt at November 24, 2010 09:51 PM (4Zca1)
Holy crap it's like an encyclopedia...
Posted by: beanervt at November 24, 2010 09:54 PM (4Zca1)
You can get cocaine in them too?
Posted by: Barack Obamagood info, I'll have to set everyone straight who says your good for nuttin...
Posted by: beanervt at November 24, 2010 09:57 PM (4Zca1)
Yeah mine is real Pennsylvania dutch recipe that I got when I was a teenager from an Amish girl who I met on vacation. People love it. I've learned to serve it warm.
I forget how much work Thanksgiving actually is. I have to make a ton of sides for those who won't eat ed. And now, every time I try to get rid of a side, someone says "oh you can't get rid of that, it wouldn't be thanksgiving without that" so I end up cooking it all every year.
Posted by: curious at November 24, 2010 09:57 PM (p302b)
nite....
Posted by: curious at November 24, 2010 09:59 PM (p302b)
It's just way to sweet for me. I don't have much of a sweet tooth. I'm more of a cheesecake or tiramisu person.
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at November 24, 2010 10:00 PM (YxBuk)
Posted by: fluffy at November 24, 2010 10:07 PM (SwkdU)
I'm going to count sheep. Before I leave, I want to wish everyone here a very Happy Thanksgiving Day. Especially those in the armed forces that make this day possible, so we can sit on our asses, gorge ourselves with great food, fight with our relatives and watch football all day long.
G'nite
Posted by: Raykons mom at November 24, 2010 10:07 PM (9q4PA)
Evening from Jacksonville FL roonz and roonettez! Happy Thanksgiving!
(damn it's hard to type when you have had a few...)
Posted by: GGE of The Moron Horde at November 24, 2010 10:10 PM (2nb9o)
Posted by: GGE of The Moron Horde at November 24, 2010 10:11 PM (2nb9o)
Posted by: Rum
Yes the sweetness is to much for me too. I like key lime or more tangy deserts. Cheesecake is yum yum but sometimes a bit heavy for me
Posted by: beanervt at November 24, 2010 10:11 PM (4Zca1)
Showers and thunderstorms. Temperature rising to near 71 by 10am, then falling to around 47 during the remainder of the day. South wind around 15 mph becoming north. Winds could gust as high as 25 mph. Chance of precipitation is 80%.
That's a big swing. Shorts weather in the morning and winter coat weather the rest of the day.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at November 24, 2010 10:11 PM (yfJ6g)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at November 24, 2010 10:13 PM (YxBuk)
*clings to honorary Southern belle card*
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at November 25, 2010 01:42 AM (YxBuk)
How about sweet potato pie? I have some sweet potatoes that I have to make a pie out of, I just haven't done it yet.
Posted by: GGE of The Moron Horde at November 24, 2010 10:13 PM (2nb9o)
FML.
Posted by: GGE of The Moron Horde at November 24, 2010 10:14 PM (2nb9o)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby
Show off!!!! clear and 14 here tonight, TDay high of 34
Posted by: beanervt at November 24, 2010 10:15 PM (4Zca1)
Posted by: GGE of The Moron Horde at November 24, 2010 10:15 PM (2nb9o)
Posted by: GGE of The Moron Horde at November 24, 2010 10:16 PM (2nb9o)
Posted by: GGE of The Moron Horde at November 24, 2010 10:16 PM (2nb9o)
I used to take off the "cliff tops" on the Lemon Meringue pie when I was a kid. My mom was not pleased,
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 24, 2010 10:17 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at November 24, 2010 10:17 PM (SObBx)
Posted by: GGE of The Moron Horde at November 24, 2010 10:17 PM (2nb9o)
Posted by: GGE of The Moron Horde at November 24, 2010 10:17 PM (2nb9o)
Posted by: Editor
ohhh yaahh, with the meringue tips golden brown.. good stuff
Posted by: beanervt at November 24, 2010 10:18 PM (4Zca1)
*clings to honorary Southern belle card*
Uh uh. Hand it over.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at November 24, 2010 10:18 PM (SObBx)
My youngest brother still does that.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at November 24, 2010 10:18 PM (yfJ6g)
Posted by: GGE of The Moron Horde at November 24, 2010 10:18 PM (2nb9o)
Posted by: GGE of The Moron Horde at November 24, 2010 10:20 PM (2nb9o)
Posted by: Editor at November 24, 2010 10:20 PM (YX6i/)
I used to take off the "cliff tops" on the Lemon Meringue pie when I was a kid. My mom was not pleased, .
Posted by: Kratos
Pure evil in you Kratos...don't mess with teh tips
Posted by: beanervt at November 24, 2010 10:20 PM (4Zca1)
Posted by: GGE of The Moron Horde at November 24, 2010 10:21 PM (2nb9o)
Posted by: GGE of The Moron Horde at November 24, 2010 10:22 PM (2nb9o)
Posted by: Editor
Oh no we seem to think the same at the same time... can't be a good thing
Posted by: beanervt at November 24, 2010 10:22 PM (4Zca1)
Posted by: GGE of The Moron Horde at November 24, 2010 10:22 PM (2nb9o)
That didn't make me evil. But with that act, I've become Death, the Destroyer of Worlds.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 24, 2010 10:22 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: GGE of The Moron Horde at November 24, 2010 10:23 PM (2nb9o)
Posted by: beanervt at November 25, 2010 02:22 AM (4Zca1)
Yeah - sucks to be you.
Posted by: Editor at November 24, 2010 10:24 PM (YX6i/)
Posted by: GGE of The Moron Horde at November 24, 2010 10:24 PM (2nb9o)
Posted by: GGE of The Moron Horde at November 24, 2010 10:25 PM (2nb9o)
Miss'80sbaby might beg to differ, being a Brit-phile.
/I'm trying to get my Chinese lab-mate and the lab tech to teach me Mandarin. But since I'm not even that proficient at my native language, this may prove to be problematic.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 24, 2010 10:25 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: fluffy, logoclast at November 24, 2010 10:26 PM (SwkdU)
Posted by: GGE of The Moron Horde at November 24, 2010 10:26 PM (2nb9o)
Posted by: GGE of The Moron Horde at November 24, 2010 10:27 PM (2nb9o)
Well trouble and strife make perfect sense: wife
Posted by: beanervt at November 24, 2010 10:29 PM (4Zca1)
If you care to look up-thread, you can see where I mangled 'queueueue'
Posted by: fluffy, logoclast at November 25, 2010 02:26 AM (SwkdU)
I bow to your magnificence. I don't even know what that word means.
Posted by: GGE of The Moron Horde at November 24, 2010 10:30 PM (2nb9o)
Miss'80sbaby might beg to differ, being a Brit-phile.
/I'm trying to get my Chinese lab-mate and the lab tech to teach me Mandarin. But since I'm not even that proficient at my native language, this may prove to be problematic.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 25, 2010 02:25 AM (c0A3e)
She is one of the people that I find so amusing to annoy with my language butchery, and I know not why.
Posted by: GGE of The Moron Horde at November 24, 2010 10:31 PM (2nb9o)
Actually, Cockney slang is quite clever. But I know someone who agreed your opinion RE English...
tinyurl.com/328v4mt
...though he was Irish, so he was biased.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at November 24, 2010 10:31 PM (yfJ6g)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at November 24, 2010 10:32 PM (yfJ6g)
You do so at your own peril,
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 24, 2010 10:32 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: fluffy at November 24, 2010 10:33 PM (SwkdU)
Posted by: GGE of The Moron Horde at November 24, 2010 10:33 PM (2nb9o)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 25, 2010 02:32 AM (c0A3e)
Allow me to face the peril! No, it's too perilous....(sp?)
I know what "queue" means, but you had lots of additional ueueueue's added, so I didn't know if that changed the meaning of the word.
Posted by: GGE of The Moron Horde at November 24, 2010 10:35 PM (2nb9o)
Posted by: GGE of The Moron Horde at November 24, 2010 10:36 PM (2nb9o)
Never had it! I'm kinda iffy on sweet potatoes. I like them as fries, but so far not so much when they're mashed.
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at November 24, 2010 10:36 PM (YxBuk)
This show is truly evil.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at November 25, 2010 02:17 AM (SObBx)
Remember how the fun of the original SG1 and Atlantis was in the character interaction and how they manage to save the day. SGU has decided that the fun is in having all the characters hating eachother and putting them through soul crushing experiences.
Posted by: buzzion at November 24, 2010 10:36 PM (oVQFe)
means queue and many more...
Posted by: beanervt at November 24, 2010 10:39 PM (4Zca1)
I understand maybe 1% of the Chinese on that show and it makes me cringe when half of them speak it. Summer Glau is excellent at accents, imo.
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at November 24, 2010 10:39 PM (YxBuk)
Posted by: fluffy at November 24, 2010 10:40 PM (SwkdU)
Well, well. Trying to cause a stir are we? Though I find it a great honour that I have been singled-out here.
*crosses arms* I'm going to go turn-up the heat in my flat and change into my pyjamas before I have my tea and biscuits.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby, smarmy arse what also butchers the English language at November 24, 2010 10:40 PM (yfJ6g)
Posted by: GGE of The Moron Horde at November 25, 2010 02:33 AM (2nb9o)
Oh they badly mangle it. I think if you have the dvds and its either on some of the commentary or the special features the stars talk about having a Mandarin speaker on set and they still mangled the language.
Posted by: buzzion at November 24, 2010 10:41 PM (oVQFe)
Just like a dog licking himself: Because I could! Posted by: fluffy
That's going to be the last time I stick up for you if your going to lick yourself...
Posted by: beanervt at November 24, 2010 10:42 PM (4Zca1)
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/queue
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at November 24, 2010 10:43 PM (yfJ6g)
Well, well. Trying to cause a stir are we? Though I find it a great honour that I have been singled-out here.
*crosses arms* I'm going to go turn-up the heat in my flat and change into my pyjamas before I have my tea and biscuits.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby, smarmy arse what also butchers the English language at November 25, 2010 02:40 AM (yfJ6g)
B+ for effort. Would have been an A but you were unable to include a word Americans end in -er but the English end in -re.
Posted by: buzzion at November 24, 2010 10:44 PM (oVQFe)
Posted by: The Dude at November 24, 2010 10:45 PM (Ig1Wo)
Posted by: fluffy at November 25, 2010 02:44 AM (SwkdU)
Don't forget the tongue brush.
Posted by: Editor at November 24, 2010 10:46 PM (YX6i/)
Perhaps. It is interesting to hear my lab mate and the lab tech converse with each other in Chinese. I think they use primarily Mandarin since they from different provinces. As with any country, each province has their own local dialect. Sometimes different provinces can understand each other and sometimes not. When this language gap is encountered, Mandarin can be used as bridge, although English can be used now too since all Chinese school kids are taught English alongside their native language.
There was an Indian couple in my department who each came from different provinces that spoke vastly different language dialects, so they used English to talk to each other. This must have made huge family gatherings a bit interesting though.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 24, 2010 10:48 PM (c0A3e)
Who are you to critise?
/No seriously, theatre, manoeuvre, centre just didn't work. Neither did "...and you can take that cheque to the banque". Oh, dear...
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at November 24, 2010 10:50 PM (yfJ6g)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at November 25, 2010 02:36 AM (YxBuk)
Sweet potato pie is the food of the gods.
Well, well. Trying to cause a stir are we? Though I find it a great
honour that I have been singled-out here.
*crosses arms* I'm going to go turn-up the heat in my flat and change into my pyjamas before I have my tea and biscuits.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby, smarmy arse what also butchers the English language at November 25, 2010 02:40 AM (yfJ6g)
Well played! (bunk)
Posted by: GGE of The Moron Horde at November 24, 2010 10:53 PM (2nb9o)
With SG1 and Atlantis I couldn't wait for each new episode, the shows were just such a good time to watch. They were also funny; they had great senses of humor, something almost wholly absent in SGU.
I'm sick of everyone on this show being at odds all the time over anything and everything the writers can think of, sick of the melodrama, and above all sick of the depression that permeates everything about the show. And I'm sick of there being no point to any of it. I have no idea what the hell this week's episode was trying to say to us other than to try to make a point about the existence of God, and even to that extent the episode is pointless and cruel -- unless you want to believe in a God who would resurrect your body after death with its soul missing but its sentience intact, then kill it all over again in the same horrible way it died the first time.
There is no point to anything in this show. It's just week after week after week of hateful, endless nihilism.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at November 24, 2010 10:53 PM (SObBx)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at November 24, 2010 10:54 PM (yfJ6g)
Posted by: GGE of The Moron Horde at November 24, 2010 10:55 PM (2nb9o)
Pyjamas? By the Gods....I have never seen that spelling.
Tea and biscuits? I think you mean something a bit more sophisticated than Swiss Iced Tea and those Grand biscuits,
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 24, 2010 10:55 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: GGE of The Moron Horde at November 24, 2010 10:57 PM (2nb9o)
Posted by: GGE of The Moron Horde at November 24, 2010 10:58 PM (2nb9o)
tea and biscuits
I've got a Brit friend and she just cannot get past the idea of biscuits as being anything but little cookie like snacks. So she finds it really strange when I've said I was having sausage and gravy on biscuits for breakfast.
Posted by: buzzion at November 24, 2010 10:59 PM (oVQFe)
Posted by: GGE of The Moron Horde at November 24, 2010 11:00 PM (2nb9o)
It's British.
Tea and biscuits? I think you mean something a bit more sophisticated than Swiss Iced Tea and those Grand biscuits, .
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at November 24, 2010 11:01 PM (yfJ6g)
Posted by: The Dude at November 24, 2010 11:02 PM (Ig1Wo)
Eli was the only character I liked even a little bit. And now I hate him too, after his treatment of Dr. Perry.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at November 24, 2010 11:02 PM (SObBx)
Posted by: GGE of The Moron Horde at November 24, 2010 11:03 PM (2nb9o)
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at November 25, 2010 03:02 AM (SObBx)
cant fault him for that, I would have reacted the same way if someone else was sleeping with my girlfriend's body
Posted by: The Dude at November 24, 2010 11:05 PM (Ig1Wo)
Posted by: GGE of The Moron Horde at November 24, 2010 11:07 PM (2nb9o)
It's a very underrated phrase. I love saying it too.
Apropos of nothing, I am not wearing pants.
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at November 24, 2010 11:07 PM (YxBuk)
Posted by: GGE of The Moron Horde at November 24, 2010 11:08 PM (2nb9o)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at November 25, 2010 03:07 AM (YxBuk)
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Posted by: GGE of The Moron Horde at November 24, 2010 11:09 PM (2nb9o)
You say "Eli" and I automatically thought "Eli David", the Mossad director (character) on NCIS. Though my excuse was that he appeared for half of Tuesday's episode. Michael Nouri is a great actor.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at November 24, 2010 11:09 PM (yfJ6g)
Posted by: The Dude at November 24, 2010 11:09 PM (Ig1Wo)
Posted by: GGE of The Moron Horde at November 24, 2010 11:09 PM (2nb9o)
Posted by: GGE of The Moron Horde at November 25, 2010 03:08 AM (2nb9o)
Because even a hundred years ago the Japanese were obsessed with upgrading to the newest model well before the previous generation was obsolete.
Posted by: buzzion at November 24, 2010 11:10 PM (oVQFe)
Posted by: GGE of The Moron Horde
About all both arisakas were good for was attaching a pig sticker on the end...
That's one thing the Japanese couldn't copy, quality craftmanship.
Posted by: beanervt at November 24, 2010 11:11 PM (4T8iz)
Posted by: The Dude at November 24, 2010 11:13 PM (Ig1Wo)
Anyway, most of the Type 30's saw service with the British and Russians. Most of the British type 30's found their way into Russian arms eventually anyway. Quite a number of the rifles were used to good effect by the Finns in their bid for independence.
Posted by: GGE of The Moron Horde at November 24, 2010 11:14 PM (2nb9o)
His assholish "sometimes you forget you're in someone else's body" swipe was truly idiotic writing, considering that back on Earth she's a quadriplegic and...
(SPOILER for you poor bastards out there who are still watching this)
...
...
...
...it was the very last thing she heard before she was murdered. This removed any sympathy I might have felt for Eli over the death of his girlfriend, and the writers, because they're idiots, haven't seen fit to give him any guilt over this.
Perry was actually one of the few people to show up on this series I liked, and they disposed of her as cruelly and dismissively as they could. I don't know what is wrong with the sociopaths who run this show.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at November 24, 2010 11:14 PM (SObBx)
It shouldn't be called "Black Friday" this year. More like "Black October, November, and December", given that there were "BF" deals back in October, which will extend throughout the end of the year as retailers are that desperate for business.
And Lord only knows what the ultimate result will be from QE2 and other nations trying to reduce dollar usage in their trades.
/In the end, there will be only chaos.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 24, 2010 11:15 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: beanervt at November 25, 2010 03:11 AM (4T8iz)
Untrue. They type 38 was found to be the strongest bolt action rifle of any used by either side during either WW1 or 2. Type 99's made before 1943 were found to be almost equally robust. The poor rep was derived by idiots trying to fire live ammo from training rifles, also some of the type 99's were made from inferior cast parts during the last (the so called "last ditch" firearms).
Posted by: GGE of The Moron Horde at November 24, 2010 11:17 PM (2nb9o)
Posted by: GGE of The Moron Horde at November 24, 2010 11:19 PM (2nb9o)
Posted by: TSA-hole at November 24, 2010 11:21 PM (SObBx)
SG1 and Atlantis were great shows, but SGU is as fucked up as caprica was,a dnthey are as fucked up as battlestar galactica was. I swear, there was nobody on any of those shows you would trust in real life, they are all fucked up.
Posted by: Berserker at November 24, 2010 11:22 PM (gWHrG)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at November 24, 2010 11:22 PM (YxBuk)
Anyway I got one on Ebay and by the time it got here I had cleaned my old one and cleared the light. Tonight it popped back up, so I changed out the IACVs. We will see if that fixes the issue.
Posted by: GGE of The Moron Horde at November 24, 2010 11:23 PM (2nb9o)
It was probably the impotent ordnance they fired more then quality I was thinking of..
Posted by: beanervt at November 24, 2010 11:23 PM (+N4ei)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at November 25, 2010 03:22 AM (YxBuk)
Yeah I heard about that. Did she succeed in avoiding the full body scan and sexual assault, and are there pics?
Posted by: buzzion at November 24, 2010 11:24 PM (oVQFe)
Posted by: GGE of The Moron Horde at November 24, 2010 11:25 PM (2nb9o)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at November 24, 2010 11:25 PM (YxBuk)
eh, I can't fault the writing as they are trying to go for realism. He didn't know she was gonna get killed as history is filled with dumb shit being said before someone dies.
Only fault is that it's cliche though I agree with not showing him having any sympathy other than having him throw a hissy fit, they should have prolonged the death of his girlfriend. In a situation like that, you won't have many chances to hook up with a girl so that shit has to hurt like a son of a bitch and yet she seems to be a forgotten character a week later
Posted by: The Dude at November 24, 2010 11:26 PM (Ig1Wo)
Nipply day today?
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States Notices the Important Things at November 24, 2010 11:26 PM (SObBx)
Posted by: beanervt at November 25, 2010 03:23 AM (+N4ei)
Improper ordinance maybe for the non-training rifles, but the training rifles were meant to fire paper or wood "bullets". If real ammo was run through them, they tended to catastrophically shred the barrels.
Posted by: GGE of The Moron Horde at November 24, 2010 11:27 PM (2nb9o)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at November 25, 2010 03:25 AM (YxBuk)
Yeah though the next question becomes are they worth seeing?
Posted by: buzzion at November 24, 2010 11:28 PM (oVQFe)
Try this. It's a vid from ABC news.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 24, 2010 11:28 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: GGE of The Moron Horde at November 24, 2010 11:29 PM (2nb9o)
Posted by: GGE of The Moron Horde at November 24, 2010 11:30 PM (2nb9o)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at November 24, 2010 11:30 PM (YxBuk)
Posted by: GGE of The Moron Horde at November 24, 2010 11:32 PM (2nb9o)
Posted by: GGE of The Moron Horde
Don't take much for them to throw codes if the units monitored don't react in the specified time. throttle sensors in the intake do that by getting coated with crap a good spray usually fixs them *in euros*..
Posted by: beanervt at November 24, 2010 11:32 PM (+N4ei)
Try this. It's a vid from ABC news.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 25, 2010 03:28 AM (c0A3e)
She looked decent.
Posted by: buzzion at November 24, 2010 11:32 PM (oVQFe)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at November 24, 2010 11:32 PM (YxBuk)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at November 25, 2010 03:30 AM (YxBuk)
Working on it, working on it...
Posted by: GGE of The Moron Horde at November 24, 2010 11:32 PM (2nb9o)
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States Notices the Important Things at November 24, 2010 11:33 PM (SObBx)
Posted by: beanervt at November 25, 2010 03:32 AM (+N4ei)
A good spray usually fixes this one for a month or so. I'm hoping the "new" one fixes it permanently.
But really, over 500 clams? What is it made of, gold plated diamonds?
Posted by: GGE of The Moron Horde at November 24, 2010 11:34 PM (2nb9o)
I'm surprised TSA allowed ABC to film that woman. TSA usually threatens and arrests people filming their "security protocols" a.k.a groping.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 24, 2010 11:35 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: GGE of The Moron Horde at November 24, 2010 11:36 PM (2nb9o)
Posted by: GGE of The Moron Horde at November 24, 2010 11:37 PM (2nb9o)
Posted by: GGE of The Moron Horde at November 24, 2010 11:38 PM (2nb9o)
Posted by: Stream of Unconsciousness at November 25, 2010 03:35 AM (SObBx)
Yeah, that's easy for you to say...
Posted by: GGE of The Moron Horde at November 24, 2010 11:39 PM (2nb9o)
I think I remember that.
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at November 24, 2010 11:39 PM (YxBuk)
Posted by: GGE of The Moron Horde at November 25, 2010 03:32 AM (2nb9o)
still like the dude at big hollywood hates the characters of Walking Dead but likes Franco (from an earlier post of his).
Burn Notice is stuck turning it's wheels. If the story moves forward, the show is over but when they prolong it, it's stale as shit.
Still like Eureka but the time jump storyline was really fucking bad that went nowhere
Posted by: The Dude at November 24, 2010 11:39 PM (Ig1Wo)
Posted by: Stream of Unconsciousness at November 24, 2010 11:40 PM (SObBx)
Posted by: GGE of The Moron Horde at November 24, 2010 11:40 PM (2nb9o)
I'm surprised TSA allowed ABC to film that woman. TSA usually threatens and arrests people filming their "security protocols" a.k.a groping.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 25, 2010 03:35 AM (c0A3e)
They were hanging back pretty far it seemed. Probably smallest camera they had with it zoomed in as much as possible.
Also they probably had nice big shirts on saying ABC News, and I bet the TSA has orders to be on best behavior when "legitimate" news is around. They won't want amateurs filming because then people will have real evidence of them being disgusting perverts.
Posted by: buzzion at November 24, 2010 11:40 PM (oVQFe)
Posted by: GGE of The Moron Horde at November 25, 2010 03:37 AM (2nb9o)
classic Real TV footage
Posted by: The Dude at November 24, 2010 11:40 PM (Ig1Wo)
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at November 24, 2010 11:40 PM (SObBx)
Shawn Nelson.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 24, 2010 11:42 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Tank Thief at November 24, 2010 11:42 PM (SObBx)
no but if it's part of the emissions system your going to get porked.. I think only domestics are reasonable when it comes to those parts. Case in point a O2 sensor unit is about 35 bucks but add the pigtail *connector wire* and it's 135.
Posted by: beanervt at November 24, 2010 11:42 PM (qRWSV)
Anyway, the female that started the whole thing was on ADM Barton Strong's staff (HMFIC of Pax River). I was going through F-14D school at NAS Miramar.
Posted by: GGE of The Moron Horde at November 24, 2010 11:43 PM (2nb9o)
Posted by: GGE of The Moron Horde at November 24, 2010 11:44 PM (2nb9o)
Posted by: The Dude at November 24, 2010 11:44 PM (Ig1Wo)
Posted by: beanervt at November 25, 2010 03:42 AM (qRWSV)
Yeah, same part for my daughter's POS pontiac was 45 bucks.
Posted by: GGE of The Moron Horde at November 24, 2010 11:45 PM (2nb9o)
Posted by: GGE of The Moron Horde at November 24, 2010 11:45 PM (2nb9o)
lol, I was waiting for somebody to say that. Unless there are different "grades" of string bikinis.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 24, 2010 11:45 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: fluffy flounder at November 24, 2010 11:46 PM (4Kl5M)
Posted by: GGE of The Moron Horde at November 24, 2010 11:46 PM (2nb9o)
Posted by: GGE of The Moron Horde at November 24, 2010 11:47 PM (2nb9o)
I wish they would stop chopping up the damn seasons. I don't understand why they show 8 episodes and then wait 6 months to show the next 5.
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at November 24, 2010 11:47 PM (YxBuk)
Posted by: The Dude at November 24, 2010 11:47 PM (Ig1Wo)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at November 25, 2010 03:47 AM (YxBuk)
yeah, I don't like that shit either (especially since they try to sell each half as it's own on dvd). Stupid after effects of the writer strike
Posted by: The Dude at November 24, 2010 11:49 PM (Ig1Wo)
Posted by: Kratos
I thought there was.. floss, twine, shoe string and anchor rode for the biguns.
Posted by: beanervt at November 24, 2010 11:50 PM (qRWSV)
Still like Eureka but the time jump storyline was really fucking bad that went nowhere
Posted by: The Dude at November 25, 2010 03:39 AM (Ig1Wo)
Yeah, that's it. It was a "WTF was that" moment.
Posted by: GGE of The Moron Horde at November 24, 2010 11:50 PM (2nb9o)
Posted by: fluffy at November 24, 2010 11:51 PM (4Kl5M)
Posted by: fluffy flounder at November 25, 2010 03:46 AM (4Kl5M)
online Tichu FTW
Posted by: The Dude at November 24, 2010 11:51 PM (Ig1Wo)
Posted by: The Dude
Please make sure it's dead first...
Posted by: beanervt at November 24, 2010 11:51 PM (qRWSV)
Posted by: buzzion at November 24, 2010 11:52 PM (oVQFe)
Posted by: GGE of The Moron Horde at November 24, 2010 11:53 PM (2nb9o)
Posted by: The Dude at November 24, 2010 11:54 PM (Ig1Wo)
Heh. Without the sailor top, yes.
do you have a Wii in your house and are you getting Epic Mickey?
Yes, we have a Wii, but no, probably not getting the game. We hardly use the Wii. My sister and I use the Fit occasionally, but we don't have any other games besides the ones it came with.
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at November 24, 2010 11:56 PM (YxBuk)
Posted by: GGE of The Moron Horde at November 24, 2010 11:56 PM (2nb9o)
Posted by: The Great One at November 24, 2010 11:57 PM (oj52M)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at November 25, 2010 03:56 AM (YxBuk)
(train of thought derails again)
Posted by: GGE of The Moron Horde at November 24, 2010 11:57 PM (2nb9o)
Posted by: Men at November 24, 2010 11:58 PM (oj52M)
Posted by: fluffy at November 24, 2010 11:59 PM (4Kl5M)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 24, 2010 11:59 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: The Dude at November 25, 2010 03:54 AM (Ig1Wo)
G4's Review 5 out of 5 it seems. So looks like it should be good. Apparently they've released a Nunchuk witha paintbrush end for the game, and also there's been a charging station for the wii-mote that has a mickey mouse theme to it.
Posted by: buzzion at November 24, 2010 11:59 PM (oVQFe)
Posted by: GGE of The Moron Horde at November 25, 2010 12:00 AM (2nb9o)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 25, 2010 03:59 AM (c0A3e)
Don't you have a sword to polish or something?
Posted by: GGE of The Moron Horde at November 25, 2010 12:01 AM (2nb9o)
Posted by: Leonard Nimoy at November 25, 2010 12:01 AM (oj52M)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at November 25, 2010 12:01 AM (YxBuk)
Posted by: GGE of The Moron Horde at November 25, 2010 12:01 AM (2nb9o)
Yes, we have a Wii, but no, probably not getting the game. We hardly use the Wii. My sister and I use the Fit occasionally, but we don't have any other games besides the ones it came with.
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at November 25, 2010 03:56 AM (YxBuk)
I would figure Epic Mickey would be the game for you to get, even going so far as getting a Wii to play it, since all of the levels are supposed to be based on the various parts of Disneyland.
Posted by: buzzion at November 25, 2010 12:02 AM (oVQFe)
Posted by: GGE of The Moron Horde at November 25, 2010 12:03 AM (2nb9o)
Posted by: Leonard Nimoy at November 25, 2010 12:03 AM (oj52M)
The only thing it gets polished with is the blood of the Olympians.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 25, 2010 12:04 AM (c0A3e)
Posted by: GGE of The Moron Horde at November 25, 2010 12:04 AM (2nb9o)
No, that's not right, I do feel sorry for him even though he's a pain in my ass.
Posted by: GGE of The Moron Horde at November 25, 2010 12:05 AM (2nb9o)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 25, 2010 04:04 AM (c0A3e)
eh...have you tried oil?
Posted by: GGE of The Moron Horde at November 25, 2010 12:07 AM (2nb9o)
Posted by: The Dude at November 25, 2010 12:08 AM (Ig1Wo)
Posted by: GGE of The Moron Horde at November 25, 2010 12:08 AM (2nb9o)
Posted by: GGE of The Moron Horde at November 25, 2010 12:09 AM (2nb9o)
Posted by: GGE of The Moron Horde at November 25, 2010 12:10 AM (2nb9o)
Posted by: GGE of The Moron Horde at November 25, 2010 12:11 AM (2nb9o)
- Aliens vs Predator (2010) 6-pack
- Audiosurf 12-pack
- Braid 10-pack
- Counter-Strike: Source 6-pack
- Defense Grid: The Awakening 10-pack
- Empire: Total War 6-pack
- Freedom Force 10-pack
- Grand Theft Auto: Episodes from Liberty City 6-pack
- Just Cause 2 8-pack
- Lead and Gold: Gangs of the Wild West 10-pack
- Left 4 Dead 2 6-pack
- Mount & Blade: Warband 6-pack
- Nyxquest: Kindred Spirits 10-pack
- Osmos 12-pack
- Portal 6-pack
- Puzzle Quest 2 10-pack
- Recettear: An Item Shop's Tale 8 pack
- Red Faction: Guerrilla 8-pack
- Splinter Cell: Conviction 6-pack
- Trine 8-pack
- Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War II - Chaos Rising 8-pack
- World of Goo 12-pack
- Indie Air Pack: Altitude, DogFighter, Flotilla, Gratuitous Space Battles, Plain Sight
- Indie Clever Pack: Doc Clock: The Toasted Sandwich of Time, Eufloria, Iron Grip: Warlord, VVVVVV, World of Goo
- Indie Pulse Pack: Audiosurf, Beat Hazard, Bit Trip Beat, The Polynomial, Rhythm Zone
- Indie Puzzle Pack: Cogs, Droplitz, Puzzle Dimension, Shatter, Tidalis
- Indie Story Pack: And Yet It Moves, Gish, Puzzle Agent, Recettear: An Item Shop's Tale, Jolly Rover
Posted by: The Dude at November 25, 2010 12:11 AM (Ig1Wo)
Posted by: The Dude at November 25, 2010 12:12 AM (Ig1Wo)
Posted by: buzzion at November 25, 2010 12:13 AM (oVQFe)
Posted by: GGE of The Moron Horde
They seem to know what will piss you off when they piss on it..
Posted by: beanervt at November 25, 2010 12:14 AM (qRWSV)
Take care, you all. Have a fun and lovely Thanksgiving, everyone.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 25, 2010 12:15 AM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Kratos
Back at cha...
Posted by: beanervt at November 25, 2010 12:15 AM (qRWSV)
Posted by: buzzion at November 25, 2010 04:13 AM (oVQFe)
don't know, just have a list of the supposed deals. Sale ends on the 29th and then the Christmas sale starts which I'm hoping for price cuts on Delve Deeper and Guardians Of Graxia
Posted by: The Dude at November 25, 2010 12:15 AM (Ig1Wo)
Posted by: buzzion at November 25, 2010 12:16 AM (oVQFe)
Posted by: The Dude at November 25, 2010 12:17 AM (Ig1Wo)
Posted by: The Dude at November 25, 2010 04:17 AM (Ig1Wo)
Oh that's the deal? I thought it would be a sale on like 6 of their bonus unit packs.
Posted by: buzzion at November 25, 2010 12:18 AM (oVQFe)
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at November 25, 2010 12:18 AM (SObBx)
Posted by: GGE of The Moron Horde at November 25, 2010 12:19 AM (2nb9o)
Posted by: GGE of The Moron Horde at November 25, 2010 12:21 AM (2nb9o)
Posted by: GGE of The Moron Horde at November 25, 2010 12:21 AM (2nb9o)
You have a few more days to get it together.. What you got for a pupster?
Posted by: beanervt at November 25, 2010 12:22 AM (qRWSV)
Oh that's the deal? I thought it would be a sale on like 6 of their bonus unit packs.
Posted by: buzzion at November 25, 2010 04:18 AM (oVQFe)
they will have single copies but it works out to be quite cheaper to buy the packs (like RUSE is $8 cheaper in the bundle). But if your looking for Empire, grab the Empire & Napoleon GOTY package. It has both games and all the DLC for them. GoGamer has it for $19.90 at the moment
Posted by: The Dude at November 25, 2010 12:22 AM (Ig1Wo)
Posted by: GGE of The Moron Horde at November 25, 2010 12:22 AM (2nb9o)
they will have single copies but it works out to be quite cheaper to buy the packs (like RUSE is $8 cheaper in the bundle). But if your looking for Empire, grab the Empire & Napoleon GOTY package. It has both games and all the DLC for them. GoGamer has it for $19.90 at the moment
Posted by: The Dude at November 25, 2010 04:22 AM (Ig1Wo)
Yeah well I already have Empire so the GOTY pack is kind of pointless.
Posted by: buzzion at November 25, 2010 12:26 AM (oVQFe)
Posted by: beanervt at November 25, 2010 12:26 AM (qRWSV)
Posted by: GGE of The Moron Horde at November 25, 2010 12:27 AM (2nb9o)
Posted by: The Dude at November 25, 2010 12:27 AM (Ig1Wo)
Seems like a nice enough guy..
Posted by: beanervt at November 25, 2010 12:27 AM (qRWSV)
Yeah well I already have Empire so the GOTY pack is kind of pointless.
Posted by: buzzion at November 25, 2010 04:26 AM (oVQFe)
ah
Posted by: The Dude at November 25, 2010 12:27 AM (Ig1Wo)
Posted by: GGE of The Moron Horde at November 25, 2010 12:28 AM (2nb9o)
Posted by: beanervt at November 25, 2010 12:28 AM (qRWSV)
And now, with 1000 post mission having been accomplished, I will retire and bid you adieu.
AMF roonz and roonettez!
Posted by: GGE of The Moron Horde at November 25, 2010 12:29 AM (2nb9o)
Posted by: beanervt at November 25, 2010 12:35 AM (qRWSV)
Posted by: beanervt at November 25, 2010 12:47 AM (Sjs3G)
Posted by: beanervt at November 25, 2010 04:47 AM (Sjs3G)
still up, still trying to make up my mind on what to play
Posted by: The Dude at November 25, 2010 12:50 AM (Ig1Wo)
Posted by: The Dude
Nice, something diff from the hardrock I pollute my ears with..
Posted by: beanervt at November 25, 2010 12:50 AM (Sjs3G)
Posted by: beanervt at November 25, 2010 04:50 AM (Sjs3G)
she's great live
Posted by: The Dude at November 25, 2010 12:52 AM (Ig1Wo)
still up, still trying to make up my mind on what to play
For the T days music or to put you to sleep?
Posted by: beanervt at November 25, 2010 12:53 AM (Sjs3G)
Posted by: beanervt at November 25, 2010 04:53 AM (Sjs3G)
videogames, I've got my Thanksgiving OST all made up.
he rode that ass till the pussy started yawning
Posted by: The Dude at November 25, 2010 12:58 AM (Ig1Wo)
she's great live
I bet. Seems the softer music is better live. I was always iffy on Alison Krauss till I saw her live now absolutely love her stuff, the energy they put it in helps.
Posted by: beanervt at November 25, 2010 01:01 AM (Sjs3G)
Posted by: beanervt at November 25, 2010 05:01 AM (Sjs3G)
only thing is you can't start banging a chick at one of those concerts....even though that has never stopped my friend
Posted by: The Dude at November 25, 2010 01:03 AM (Ig1Wo)
only thing is you can't start banging a chick at one of those concerts....even though that has never stopped my friend
Did he at least have the decency to stop and clap... he's one ballsy dude.
Posted by: beanervt at November 25, 2010 01:13 AM (VEdRR)
Posted by: beanervt at November 25, 2010 05:13 AM (VEdRR)
eh, this is also the guy who got caught fucking at the bar...and I'm not talking about in the bathroom or in the corner, I mean at the bar. Bar tender laughed his ass off
Posted by: The Dude at November 25, 2010 01:21 AM (Ig1Wo)
dam man this guy needs to write a book or get a show to peddle his talent...
We'd all like to know the secret to bonin like a horn dog were ever they lie..
Posted by: beanervt at November 25, 2010 01:27 AM (A8x3Z)
Posted by: sickinmass
Must be smelling pretty good now. Almost smell it thru the intratubes..
Posted by: beanervt at November 25, 2010 01:28 AM (A8x3Z)
We'd all like to know the secret to bonin like a horn dog were ever they lie..
Posted by: beanervt at November 25, 2010 05:27 AM (A8x3Z)
sad part is he's the most brain dead annoying person I know. He just knows what kind of girls he can actually get and works from there
Posted by: The Dude at November 25, 2010 01:28 AM (Ig1Wo)
Posted by: The Dude
Brain dead and shallow but apparently sexually satisfied, or maybe not hence the appetite.
Posted by: beanervt at November 25, 2010 01:34 AM (A8x3Z)
Posted by: beanervt at November 25, 2010 05:34 AM (A8x3Z)
he can get laid anytime he wants. He gets more pussy than my jock friends
Posted by: The Dude at November 25, 2010 01:35 AM (Ig1Wo)
he can get laid anytime he wants. He gets more pussy than my jock friends
bet that irks the jocks..
Posted by: beanervt at November 25, 2010 01:45 AM (A8x3Z)
Yes you better get going everyone one else has the jump on ya. At least sickinmass, rum et all..ettes
Posted by: beanervt at November 25, 2010 02:03 AM (bUW8+)
I've been up for a while but have been noodling with WMP for hours trying to figure out how to get the damn thing to display larger images in the "now playing" visualization. It defaults to the shitty 200 x 200 image every time. Got started on it making a playlist for Christmas music.
Every time that is except on a few albums that I downloaded from Amazon (some do some don't). Its frustrating as hell. From the research I have done tonight it appears that WMP-12 in Windows 7 is even worse.
It makes me tempted to go back to Music Match but the version of that I have will not work with XP (and probably not much else either).
Posted by: Vic at November 25, 2010 02:52 AM (e4sSD)
You can't install MM in xp mode. I think right clicking on the setup exe *on the install cd* should give you that option..
Posted by: beanervt at November 25, 2010 03:02 AM (wvnuO)
I read a write-up while searching for knowledge vase that said WMP12 in Win 7 did the same thing with the album art. Converts it to 200x200 regardless of the size that is downloaded.
And yeah, I tried loading MM-7 when I got this computer years ago and it just wouldn't run at all. I liked MM at the time because it had a choice for using the aux input as a recording media. At the time I was digitizing my old album collection and that was the only way to get it on the computer. (WMP doesn't have a choice for aux in).
I wound up using an old computer running Win 98 to digitize the albums and then transferring them to this one.
Now I have a USB turntable with a special program made by Sony for that. Too bad I had already spent 5 years on the old method.
Posted by: Vic at November 25, 2010 03:09 AM (e4sSD)
Huh, I would have figured with all the visual rendering improvements made in w7 it could handle it *3d*. Apparently not wmp however.. Some times made for works best, frustration wise and money too.
Posted by: beanervt at November 25, 2010 03:17 AM (wvnuO)
There is no way on the American Thinker site to write feedback, so here is mine.
The article is about the author's son, Keith, an adult. Keith's childhood is detailed. Other than a few supposedly minor events of teenage rebellion, Keith was a great child with a perfect childhood and a bright future, according to his father. Then he went to college and everything went straight to hell, it is stated more or less. It turns out Keith was genetically doomed, his father claims, because he had a few relatives who might have had a psychological disorder. Now Keith lives at home and is shot up full of pharmaceutical drugs all the time. He is like a living comatose patient, and can't do anything because of his mental illness. (Or is it that he is taking so many drugs?)
This article seems biased. The author implicitly takes credit for all of the good things in Keith's life. Then he blames all of the bad things on an unfortunate random medley of genetics. It is too convenient for the author to be entirely believable.
The author and father does not give us much information about the severity of Keith's mental illness, except he blames it for everything. The people all around him, upon interacting with Keith, immediately suggest to Keith's father that he get Keith on disability payments (Social Security). Keith's father takes that as a sign our society has gone to hell, because people are too quick these days to jump on the government dole.
In my experience, however, very few in America want themselves or their relatives or friends to be on disability payments. If a bunch of people were suggesting that Keith get disability payments, perhaps his mental illness is indeed staggering and severe. While I am against government intrusion as well, this society has enough wealth to make sure that the least fortunate, such as amputee war veterans, and the severely mentally disturbed, at least have decent lives. Even if they can't hold down jobs, at least they won't go starving in the streets. That's the purpose of the small disability payments available under the federal government.
The father needs to look in the mirror. First, he needs to ask, is his son really mentally defective, or was it a combination of extreme religious beliefs, strict parenting, and Keith's indulgence in illegal drugs that perhaps caused his mental disturbance? Let's face reality. people usually only hallucinate after they have taken LSD, cocaine, shrooms, or other illegal drugs. Maybe one of Keith's supposed friends gave him some "bad acid" or the like, and it has affected Keith for a long time. Has Keith told his father everything? Is Keith an addict for one drug who has just switched to new drugs, like pharmaceuticals? Maybe Keith needs to dry out completely. Has the father thought of that?
Second, are pharmaceutical drugs actually helping? Apparently not. He still can't hold down a job. Keith should get off all the drugs, go completely sober, and pursue a talking cure.
Third, ultimately Keith's life is Keith's responsibility. The father needs to honor that and allow Keith to go Keith's way.
Fourth, if in fact Keith is severely disturbed, and is so out-of-touch with reality that he must be on disability payments, then suck it up, and take the payments. Get Keith into a group home or something and let him live out whatever is left of his life in dignity. Or, if he is not that disturbed, get him dried out, then let him hit bottom, and be there when he asks for help solving his problems. Basically, get him into group therapy, or allow him to pursue a solution on his own.
Fifth, the father should try to reconcile his written essay with the actual history of Keith. Was there anything good at all that Keith did on his own after he left the nest? The father gives him no credit for anything good at that point. Clearly, that cannot be the case. The father is acting like a prosecutor of his own son.
Sixth, the father should do a self-examination. Clearly, the father is arrogant and egotistical and unable to take any responsibility for the situation himself. He needs to put his own views to the same test he applies so rigorously to "the dependent society" and to Keith and his mistakes. While no one likes subjecting themselves to a withering self-critique, that is truly what Keith's father needs most right now.
Seventh, does the father love his son Keith? Does Keith know that? How does the father show his love to Keith?
Good luck to Keith, his father, and his family.
Posted by: Onlooker at November 25, 2010 03:37 AM (S/J2T)
I am wondering now if I need to go get the papers for today before wife gets up. last Thanksgiving wifey and daughter wanted the papers for the Friday sales. They sent me out to get some while they were cooking at MIL's house. Every damn paper bin in the county was empty.
Posted by: Vic at November 25, 2010 03:38 AM (e4sSD)
Posted by: Vic
You'd better or they won't know where to go and end up staying in bothering you...
it was suppose to go down to 14 so we were lucky, freezing rain and snow tonight and I have to work...
Posted by: beanervt at November 25, 2010 03:42 AM (wvnuO)
Not true anymore. I was looking into that a few days back on one of the Monty doom/SS doomed threads. SSI (disability) payments are now twice that of the normal SS retirement payments. It has been growing by leaps and bounds. If anything is bankrupting SS this is it.
It is the latest scam in some of the urban environments for those who churn out multiple children as a way of "making a living". All it takes is a sympathetic (read crooked) doctor and your child can have a "disability" that qualifies not only for thousands a month from SS, but all kinds of special programs from the State and city governments. Also get special stuff at the schools.
Some families have an entire household full of disabilities.
Posted by: Vic at November 25, 2010 03:45 AM (e4sSD)
Posted by: Vic
Yep, it's everyone the political hacks have put on the send check list WHO Don't PAY in is what's killing it.
Posted by: beanervt at November 25, 2010 03:48 AM (wvnuO)
LOL, I'll take a few minutes to run down the street. maybe the close stores will still have papers since it is only 07:50
Posted by: Vic at November 25, 2010 03:49 AM (e4sSD)
Posted by: Vic
Have a good one Vic, I'm outta here and heading home.
Posted by: beanervt at November 25, 2010 03:54 AM (wvnuO)
The gun appears to be a Baker Transitional Revolver that has had some kind of experimental multi-cylinder kluge attached.
Posted by: schizuki at November 25, 2010 04:14 AM (M+lbD)
Posted by: Vic at November 25, 2010 04:18 AM (e4sSD)
Posted by: Fyzycyst at November 25, 2010 04:43 AM (ng3i7)
F&F this morning though did have an old SC alumni on. Ainsley Aerheart(?) wearing a shear dress with headlights on high beam.
Posted by: Vic at November 25, 2010 05:01 AM (e4sSD)
Good morning, moron nation, and happy Thanksgiving! Which reminds me, if we one-term Obama, I think that election day 2012 should be the Moron Nation's version of Thanksgiving.
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