CDR M they should make you a full time ONT blogger.

You find some great stuff, man. Kudos and a gold star for you, friend!

Posted by: Chris Matthews at December 29, 2010 09:27 PM (bgcml)

well, now my evening is looking up!

Posted by: CDR M at December 29, 2010 09:21 PM (5I8G0)

We are legion.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2010 09:35 PM (UOM4

That's when Christ and his reindeer give everyone white person presents, right?

Oh are we going to talk about Christine O Donnell?

Throw DADT in here too.

Really get the riot fire going.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 29, 2010 09:31 PM (YxBuk)

Black Marxists.

Teacher's unions?

Teacher's unions?

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 29, 2010 09:41 PM (qIJAH)

They already get all that time off, so no.

Posted by: Chrsitine O'Donnell at December 29, 2010 09:38 PM (tJjm/)

In that case, you've been a very naught girl Christine

That research for the cheerleader threads can burn you out.

Oh who cares. People are going to bitch regardless. If you posted a pic of a hot brunette with a B-Cup, some moron will whine that he likes C-cup blondes.

Can't please everyone. And it would drive you mad if you tried.

Posted by: eman at December 29, 2010 09:43 PM (ZTPeW)

If you put a cod in your soup, it will eat the veggie bits before you get a chance to.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at December 29, 2010 09:31 PM (YxBuk)

Black Marxists.

Teacher's unions?

52 CDRM,

quite.

Posted by: kbdabear at December 29, 2010 09:44 PM (vdfwz)

I think its the emperors new Holiday. Nobody wants to admit they don't celebrate it, but nobody celebrates it.

Posted by: Revvys at December 29, 2010 09:43 PM (E6yMe

One fun thing do do with liberal yutes - ask them to name the rights mentioned in the first amendment. They'll likely get one. Then ask them if it hurts to be so ignorant, or if they get used to it after a while.

Posted by: eman at December 29, 2010 09:45 PM (ZTPeW)

What if its a zombie cod?

Can't please everyone. And it would drive you mad if you tried.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 29, 2010 09:43 PM (qIJAH)

Maybe, but its the journey that counts...so post away!

One fun thing do do with liberal yutes - ask them to name the rights mentioned in the first amendment. They'll likely get one. Then ask them if it hurts to be so ignorant, or if they get used to it after a while.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 29, 2010 09:46 PM (bgcml)

just pinch their cheek, laugh and say "its so cute when you discuss politics"

Posted by: eman at December 29, 2010 09:48 PM (ZTPeW)

Cauliflower does. Big white sucker

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 29, 2010 09:42 PM (tJjm/)

Sacred Honor compels me to mention that any suggestions that Christine O'Donnell likes to have sex with broomsticks is false. However I cannot speak to the rumors that she turned me into a newt.

Posted by: Revvys at December 29, 2010 09:51 PM (E6yMe)

Tell them that they make 20 times what a Tanzanian makes, you exploitative bastand you

Posted by: kbdabear at December 29, 2010 09:47 PM (vdfwz)

Ok. http://tinyurl.com/2dl8ooj

I wonder if Ace has workman's comp for this?

Posted by: CDR M at December 29, 2010 09:55 PM (5I8G0)

Or the furry palms.

I made two, count em, two apple raspberry crumb top pies

I.Love.You.

May I come over??

I made two, count em, two apple raspberry crumb top pies

I.Love.You.

May I come over??

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 29, 2010 09:57 PM (qIJAH)

Sadly they are each only an inch and a quarter across

I wonder if Ace has workman's comp for this?

It's (carpal tunnel)  worse on days where there's a tri-corner hat girl post.

Sadly they are each only an inch and a quarter across

Posted by: Oldcat at December 29, 2010 09:58 PM (CN+Qv)

Bigger then your mouth is a waste anyway.

Posted by: mpfs at December 29, 2010 10:04 PM (3TjSM)

I didn't say they were bad, just eentsy.

sorry

I didn't say they were bad, just eentsy.

sorry

146 Flo,

Flo I insured mr. Hunt while his crew built my house....

"want to see my etchings?"

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 29, 2010 10:06 PM (h0RtZ)

When I was in scouts long ago, we went every other month all year round. One trip it was about 10 below and our eggs froze solid and we couldn't put up the tents. Another there was about 8 inches of snow.

 We make fun of the Scout leaders for always choosing the wettest, coldest, most miserable times of year to camp out.  The leaders suffer more than the kids

It does make fir more time to practice their indoor tent pitching!

152 CoolCzech,

they aren't gutless but indeed part of the evil....

they are all-in for Ogabe.

God I hate that Flo chick on the Progressive commercials.

She's got bright red lips and an apron.  That makes her Bill Clinton's dream date.

154 CDR M,

yeah I can see where some would....me I think she'd be an interesting subject for Pavlovian experimentation.

 God I hate that Flo chick on the Progressive commercials.

Careful.  I think Maet has a thing for her...

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2010 10:13 PM (UOM4

Just ice up 12 disks of sheet rock and ask if this is dry enough for them

Ok. http://tinyurl.com/2dl8ooj

Posted by: Will Folks

You are a bad man.

159 CoolCzech,

yeah life can suck....sucks even worse with hyper-invasive megalomoniacal control freaks in charge of things....

Nanny Bloomberg as Mayor of Hiroshima in Aug '45:

who can predict Atomic bombings....?

go to the rock garden and catch a Kabuki show

Anyone else find that girl on the Hyundai commercials creepy?

The Christmas Carrol commercials?

Careful.  I think Maet has a thing for her...

Posted by: garrett at December 29, 2010 10:15 PM (stXoE)

Serious?  I guess she would be bearable if she would shut her trap.

191 GnuBreed,

I am still a Cave-Man fan....R Lee frightens me of course that was his job as an NCO once upon a war

Flo doesn't look so bad when the garish makeup is scraped off. 

Not bad at all.

http://tinyurl.com/37z4gp6

Easy now.  I said bearable.

With your eyes closed, she'd look just like whoever.

God I hate that Flo chick on the Progressive commercials.

Me too!  She kind of skeeves me out--she just looks like an human petri dish.

Flo doesn't look so bad when the garish makeup is scraped off. 

Not bad at all.

Imagine all the pee poll living life as one. yoooooo...

one dead-eyed communist mob... with big daddy democrat looking after yoooooo.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2010 10:22 PM (UOM4

Ask Whitney and the hip chicks who used to sing the National Anthem during the late 80's and early 90's, they'll tell you.

Don't know what it is about her.

Neither do I...but for some reason I would really like to turn her over my knee spank her ass until it war beet red. 

She's been naughty.

I'd make that creepy guy get in trunk of that hyundai, first...don't want to turn your back on him.  Looks like he'd enjoy watching too much.

Flo doesn't look so bad when the garish makeup is scraped off. 

Not bad at all.

http://tinyurl.com/37z4gp6

Posted by: Lawrence Person at December 29, 2010 10:20 PM (KXXhP)

IMO, there is an obvious choice you may say that I'm a dreamer, but really, I'm not the only on.

Imagine all the pee poll living life as one. yoooooo...

one dead-eyed communist mob... with big daddy democrat looking after yoooooo.

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at December 29, 2010 10:25 PM (0fzsA)

Sure John. Cut me in on those music residuals, since we are living as one and all.

Posted by: Samuel Adams

Consider the alternatives: some Geico Gecko with  faux British Australian accent (absolutely bestial!), or being in "Good Hands" with Ed Reimers at AllState (deceased).

Maybe we can get some company to have Christina Hendriks be a spokesperson for them.  Imagine commericials with her on around the clock.

Imagine.

200 Sam Adams,

I take the national anthem butchering as evidence we are in fact devolving as a species and culture....

Roseanne should be forced to perp walk across America.

Imagine.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at December 29, 2010 10:28 PM (sJTmU)

You didn't mention the three vibrator batchelorette party commercial.

Famous Jackwagons:

Julian Assange, Dr. Charles Johnson, Obama and Noah Wylie. TNT should have cast Assange, at least has a track record with women. Falling skies would have been awesome with Bruce Campbell!

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 29, 2010 10:28 PM (tJjm/)

Uhhh,........... okay.

I miss our kid. 

Hey Jane!  How are you?  Was your Christmas as bad as you feared it would be?  I hope you are doing well, and Happy New Year to you and your family!

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 29, 2010 10:30 PM (tJjm/)

Yes jolly old England had a 90+ bracket back then didn't they.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 29, 2010 10:30 PM (7Y12r)

Not bad, Beck's here. (Saving the Samuel Adams for New Years eve.)

CDR M, thanks for standing in the ONT gap! 

Hope you and your family had a fabulous Christmas!

Best wishes for a very Happy and Healthy 2011!

223 Soap,

dolled up in her Dancing macabre make-up with a nice insistent crystal meth work ethic she is frightening but in human form she is a cute N'Yawka on mad men she rocked.

^{by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 29, 2010 10:31 PM (7Y12r)}

But how was her sense of humor?

Posted by: dagny at December 29, 2010 10:33 PM (DS1Ec)

Didn't he pretty much invent that gendre?

Posted by: Alex at December 29, 2010 10:33 PM (yY28H)

Where ya goin'?

Looks like this guy is primed to be employed at The Slimes.

How does one in this profession "simply forget" to attribute another's work?

twenty years ago when I was boning his mother.

Nice! 

Love those awkward moments.  Truly the apertif of life.

Posted by: mantuaBill

Adding Bruce Campbell would make most TV shows awesome (well, maybe not "Grey's Anatomy" or "Brothers and Sisters") .  Maybe he could be R. Lee Ermey's running mate in 2012.

What a country this would be!

Not bad, Beck's here. (Saving the Samuel Adams for New Years eve.)

Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 29, 2010 10:32 PM (Jx0x6)

Salute!

But how was her sense of humor?

Posted by: garrett at December 29, 2010 10:33 PM (stXoE)

Who cares.

Someone last night said the carpet doesn't match the drapes though. Is dat tru? Is dat tru?

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 29, 2010 10:33 PM (h0RtZ)

Sadly, true.

How does one in this profession "simply forget" to attribute another's work?

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 29, 2010 10:35 PM (94PrN)

ESPN should forget to keep him on the payroll.

Not that that will happen. After all its hard to find the kind of dopes they use for their stuff. Every message board only has about 100 better guys on it.

Posted by: beanervt at December 29, 2010 10:36 PM (GpJN9)

There are some things a GGE just won't do...

Hey, runningrn!  I need an entire thread to go into libtard Christmas in the ATL.  Suffice it to say, I handled it well, never allowed myself to be alone with the Life Coach, and came away unscathed. 

The Moron Nation would be proud.  Or not.  I never actually got any zingers in.  But I survived without dying of alcohol poisoning.  So there's that.

Good on you, Jane!  I'm so proud of you!  Ha--and no alcohol poisoning--heh!  I'm glad you survived!  We can't afford to lose you!

Posted by: GnuBreed

Who's looking at the carpet and drapes?  I'm looking at that balcony.  What's wrong with you? 

Posted by: Y-not at December 29, 2010 10:38 PM (IDL9N)

Its not exposing yourself. Its forgetting to put it back in your pants, after fulling intending to do so.

Love those awkward moments.  Truly the apertif of life.

Posted by: garrett at December 29, 2010 10:35 PM (stXoE)

Yeah, his mom had just divorced his dad.  His dad has the same first name as me.  He walked in and said "Hi Dad!"  Did I mention that Mom was a cougar and I was her boy toy?  She was 42 at the time, I was 24, he was 21.

I'm going to watch My Strange Addiction on TLC at 8pm

Stick around. You can watch Toddlers & Tierras later. These fatass POS "mothers" need to be put down.

Drifter's Pale Ale is the nectar of the gods.
Evening roonz and roonettez!

I'm not a big beer drinker, don't really like it much, but Mac and Jack's IPA is pretty good.  (But then again, I like Coors Light on an hot day after a run, and Longhammer, so my taste in beer is probably not up to moron snuff.)

Posted by: Peaches at December 29, 2010 10:42 PM (zxpIo)

WWDD? (What Would Dorothy Do)

264,

yes, yes they are....

Ginger madness

Posted by: Aunt Cranky

Real?  Of course they are "real".  There is no CGI involved.

Hey Peaches.  To the tune of "How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria"--substitute Ron Paul?

How are you?  Did you have a good Christmas?  Are you ready for the next wave of rain/flooding that's been forecasted?  I hope you've been able to stay dry down there in Cali!

Posted by: Alex at December 29, 2010 10:43 PM (yY28H)

Yeah, I was livin' la vida moron before I knew there was one...Sailors, can't do a damn thing with 'em ya know.

Yeah, his mom had just divorced his dad.

275 Cool Czech,

and a lot of "True grit" speaking of boobs....

WWDD? (What Would Dorothy Do)

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 29, 2010 10:43 PM (7Y12r)

GGE, I hate to be an alarmist, but this is literally making me queasy.  Our only saving grace is that the paulnuts' main marketing strategy seems to consist of telling lifelong conservative Republicans how stupid and brainwashed they are.  Not seeing that as a winning play, but wtf do I know?

Posted by: Aunt Cranky

They don't have rings around them and the tissue flows upwards to the clavicle so they're real or super duper really good fake job.

Afghanistan.  I fly out tomorrow, and I'm trying to finish my packing tonight.  Unfortunately, I'm missing a couple of things, which means that I'm probably going to have to walk over to Wal-Mart in a little while, through the rain.

Hey Alex, did you ever get your shin splints resolved? 

Thank you so much for your service!  I appreciate it!

Hey Peaches.  To the tune of "How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria"--substitute Ron Paul?

Posted by: runningrn at December 29, 2010 10:44 PM (ihSHD)

Isn't Ron so 2008?  Like any sequel, it is bound to be lamer than the first time around.

Posted by: CDR M at December 29, 2010 10:44 PM (5I8G0)

A POTUS bid.  I'm guessing a 3rd party run, as we are certainly not going to nominate the biggest nutjob with an R after his name.

284 peaches,

"Dr. Paul" shot his wad this last erection....

the M$M will try to find another disgruntled mentally/morally challenged Republican to splt our caucus....

my money is on Nany Bloomenberg up in NYC

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 29, 2010 10:42 PM (94PrN)

My 22 year old saw it with some of his friends. He said they all thought it was great cinema, but he didn't think it was my kind of movie. He is probably right- Moms and their sons usually don't have the same tastes, although this same group loved the new "True Grit".

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 29, 2010 10:42 PM (94PrN)

I want to!  Have you seen it? I'm a bit skeptical after seeing Millepied dance.  If he was the choreographer.... well, dang....

Posted by: beanervt at December 29, 2010 10:45 PM (GpJN9)

She gave me the sort of education that every young man should have...if he can survive it.  I did, but it was certainly a close thing.

the paulnuts' main marketing strategy seems to consist of telling lifelong conservative Republicans how stupid and brainwashed they are.  Not seeing that as a winning play, but wtf do I know?

Posted by: Peaches at December 29, 2010 10:46 PM (zxpIo)

Sadly enough, it's pretty close to the absolute truth, but probably not the way they mean it.  Conservatives are brainwashed and stupid if they believe the Republican Party is going to represent them unless they kick some of the RNC leadership in the ass.  Take a little lie and build on it.  Wizards First Rule, you know.

Posted by: Alex at December 29, 2010 10:38 PM (yY28H)

< Alex, we'll keep the light on for you friend. Whatever you need you just let us know, send Maet or CDR M an e-mail and we'll make sure you get it.  For real. Smokes, booze, books, whatever it may be.  We will get it to you.

Oh, and you've just made it on my prayer list, I don't mess around, Latin Mass every week.

Posted by: CDR M at December 29, 2010 10:47 PM (5I8G0)

Thank you!  We had a great Christmas.  I had to come home early from the in-laws because I was on call for work, but luckily we didn't have to go in.  We are going back down for New Years.  My MIL makes Korean food, and we haven't been down for a couple of years for that.  We usually stay up here and eat Japanese New Years food with my relatives, but since our time at Christmas was truncated, we'll go back.

Did you have to work on Christmas?

A POTUS bid.  I'm guessing a 3rd party run, as we are certainly not going to nominate the biggest nutjob with an R after his name.

Posted by: Peaches at December 29, 2010 10:47 PM (zxpIo)

Third party on the right seems remote. If we are close enough for a one percenter to matter with things as they are, then we've already lost.

What a way to start of your year, Alex. You're doing the good work. I feel better knowing one of ours is over there.

Check in when you can, please.

Best,

lu

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 29, 2010 10:44 PM (tJjm/)

Impressive.  Color me inadequate.

A POTUS bid.  I'm guessing a 3rd party run, as we are certainly not going to nominate the biggest nutjob with an R after his name.

Posted by: Peaches at December 29, 2010 10:47 PM (zxpIo)

Yeah, that worked out so well for him the last time.

Why aren't you saying nice things about me like AP does? Do I have to dye my hair red?

Posted by: Meghan McCain at December 29, 2010 10:49 PM (vdfwz)

That, and shutting the fuck up.  Start practicing now.

the M$M will try to find another disgruntled mentally/morally challenged Republican to splt our caucus....

my money is on Nany Bloomenberg up in NYC

Thank God, he's having a "Snow Katrina" due to his inept handling of the current Extreme Climate Change Crisis going on up there.  I think that's going to hurt him.

Posted by: Alex at December 29, 2010 10:38 PM (yY28H)

Alex, God bless you and keep you safe from harm over there.  You will be in my prayers.  My humble thanks and, hey, kick some AQ ass for us, dude!

Finally received my severance yesterday, thanks for fucking up my Christmas Textron/Cessna.

So sorry to hear that Sam.  Have you had any bites on the house?

Have you seen it?

Have not. Not sure. Just read about the bizarro masturbation scene involving stuffed bunnies. Um, I don't think so.

Posted by: jack nicholson with a bandage over his nose slapping GGE of the Moron Horde at December 29, 2010 10:51 PM (2rOwc)

You can't handle the truth!

317 RG,

yeah the dead baby his ineptitude caused will stick a lot longer than it would have otherwise....

you'll know the fix is in when the M$M is oddly silent about "the 5th anniversary of the NYC catastrophe"....

as opposed to those wonderful "Katrina was bad" retrospectives we are getting.

Alex, God bless you and keep you safe from harm over there.  You will be in my prayers.  My humble thanks and, hey, kick some AQ ass for us, dude!

Posted by: Peaches at December 29, 2010 10:53 PM (zxpIo)

+1.  Let us know if you need anything, and should you fly back through Raleigh let me know, beers and steaks on me.

Alex the wife has been to current sandbox 1 and 2....

it ever gets down to it and you need something flash the Moron Signal....

just takes a 9 volt battery and a sockpuppet.

We still have no City budget 48 hours away to the new year. They're showing City Council on the news. One one of the members is up there texting on his phone.

God help us.

For my "name draw" in the libtard Christmas, I asked that whoever drew my name give to AnyMarine.com, or AnySoldier.com.

One family member donated $300 to Any Soldier, and every single member gave a minimum of $100 to the Marines or soldiers.  That was the highlight of Christmas for me.

I LOVE sending "goody" boxes.  PLEASE let me/us know how to send to you. 

Love, best wishes, good luck, etc., etc. 

Jane that is truly awesome.  I like doing care packages too.  Alex, we are here for you.  You will be in our thoughts and prayers, and yes, if you need anything, you need to let us know.  I would totally love to do a care package.

Anyone looking for a good charity to donate to now to complete their end of year giving, The Semper Fi Fund is awesome.  Less than 6 percent of their contributions go to administrative costs.  The rest of it goes directly to wounded warriors.  I did an online donation yesterday (although, my credit card company initially rejected it twice, then called me because they thought it might be a fraudulent operation).  I told the woman at Fraud Protection who called me that it is a very legit and reputable charity that donates 94% of the proceeds to actual wounded veterans.  I told her I usually send a check, but got behind with all the Christmas stuff, I had to do an online donation.  She stayed on the phone with me til I successfully completed the transaction, and expressed surprise that I was giving money when so few people are giving to charity right now.  I told her that we are so fortunate and so blessed to be living in this great country and that these guys literally put their lives on the line so people like me can enjoy the freedoms and prosperity bought by their sacrifice.  By the end of the conversation, it sounded like she was thinking about giving too.

God help us.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 29, 2010 11:02 PM (94PrN)

What are the first hundred names in the phone book again?

We still have no City budget 48 hours away to the new year. They're showing City Council on the news. One one of the members is up there texting on his phone.

God help us.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 29, 2010 11:02 PM (94PrN)

Budgets are for lusers

347 lacey,

you in Cincy?

I am really charmed that their public employees union went '60s sit-in the other night....

they are electing more republicans every day.

Posted by: runningrn at December 29, 2010 10:53 PM (ihSHD)

Not yet, but do have a showing tomorrow. Also, yes I'm buying. What's everybody drinking? But dayum, does the Feds need their money or what. They took almost 40% of my severance. Fuckers.

Runningrn  - They still hurt, but I was able to run about 1.5 miles the other day before they started, and I finished another half mile before I stopped.  This tells me that the legs are healing.  One thing that seems to have helped is shortening my stride.

Yay!  Glad to hear you are on the mend!  And yeah, overstriding can get you hurt in a myriad of ways.  It's all about quick foot turnover anyways. 

About the Ted Bundy thingy:  long ago I photographed records for microfilm.  I did lots of police records and hospital records.

The rapists tended to dwell under bridges and overpasses.  They always, I'm not kidding, had a stash of pornography.   So did the child rapists.  I had no idea about this before I saw these things.

Around the same time, we lived in a big old Victorian.  And one of our neighbors went under the house to look for his cat, and found a bunch of porno mags and clothes.  And some guy on the lam was hiding out there.  We called the cops and they came and took him away. 

Posted by: Peaches at December 29, 2010 11:04 PM (zxpIo)

Rush's staff gets things off Ace now and then. It might just be from that.

Not yet, but do have a showing tomorrow. Also, yes I'm buying. What's everybody drinking? But dayum, does the Feds need their money or what. They took almost 40% of my severance. Fuckers

See, the gubamint can't resist when it sees a big pile of money--even though it may be the last pile of money you get in a while.  Absolutely criminal.  40%--it's like a trial lawyer's cut.  Disgusting.

356 Ca State Legislature,

Preach on brothers and sisters

Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 29, 2010 11:04 PM (Jx0x6)

It's not really so much that THEY need the money, it's just they don't think you DESERVE to KEEP the money.  Layers, nuances, whatever, you greedy bastard for wanting to keep your own dough!

We still have no City budget 48 hours away to the new year. They're showing City Council on the news. One one of the members is up there texting on his phone.

God help us.

runningrn, the Semper Fi Fund is truly awesome.  We gave this summer.

Yeah, it's the one thing Hugh Hewitt's been right about these last several years!

358 Sam Adams,

even more charming is if you negotiated the company paying you enough to keep any medical through COBRA they'll tax that too under the new rules.

Awesome, runningrn.  Ima go hit 'em up right now.  Thanks for the info.

You bet, Peaches! 

Hi, Peaches.  Shaken, not stirred.  All I know is someone commented that Steyn revealed himself to be a moron.  I assume that was on Rush's show today.  I'd like to hear the details.

I am really charmed that their public employees union went '60s sit-

yes, CIN.

and their pub emps -- they don't know how to do anything but rabble rouse.

even more charming is if you negotiated the company paying you enough to keep any medical through COBRA they'll tax that too under the new rules.

Posted by: sven10077 at December 29, 2010 11:08 PM (kq1lG)

In that regard, I was lucky. I am now under my wife's plan, and she did not have to pay that much extra. (Good thing they didn't know about the cigarettes and the booze.) LOL.

These people on Strange Addictions are freaking me out.  One eats toilet paper the other sleeps with a blow dryer

My 17 year old nephew sleeps with his Droid phone.  Cause you never know when you're going to get that important text at 2 a.m.....

I too looove Mark Steyn. 

Posted by: runningrn at December 29, 2010 11:11 PM 

I do too.  Weird how a Canucklehead could appreciate this country more than most who live here.

Posted by: J. Random Dude at December 29, 2010 11:11 PM (72afg)

Since Zombies go for brains, it makes sense they would have a tough time getting fed in France.

376 Lacey,

was listening to 700 this afternoon and their afternoon lib rabble rouser was saying Covington would be thrilled to annex Cincy.....

it saddens me that the Queen city bought the Unicorn Gas the last 15 years or so...

My 17 year old nephew sleeps with his Droid phone.  Cause you never know when you're going to get that important text at 2 a.m.....

Posted by: runningrn at December 29, 2010 11:12 PM (ihSHD)

My oldest son is 16 and I swear he wears his friggin' phone. Course he has a girlfriend so that might have something to do with that. I forgot all that crap because it was 31 years since I was 16.

Mark Steyn is mine, bitches.  Back off.  Seriously.

We can all share him!  I don't mind.  I'm a giver that way!

Posted by: Alex at December 29, 2010 11:13 PM (yY28H)

Ah, so you are an Intel O?  Most excellent.

it saddens me that the Queen city bought the Unicorn Gas the last 15 years or so...

Yes and we're teetering on the verge of b'cy. According to some article we're Fourth on a list of 15 Cities that could possibly go belly-up in the next few years if we don't make some serious cuts.

But as long as we have a hippy dippy street car.

Choo Choo!!!

402 CoolCzech,

because then they'd not be zombies but hippies.....

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at December 29, 2010 11:18 PM (6JbRK)

Congrats?

_{Possibly ducks if it is a bad anniversary.}

Predator II is on.  They took a great premise and completely ruined it--until the recent Predators.  Right now, they're in the meat locker, you see, because although the predator loves to kill and gut humans, and although he loves heat, he likes to go to to a freezing cold meat locker and eat beef.

What was it that spanish speaking woman said in the first movie?   "It come only in de hottest of summers or when de refrigerator is really working good, and dis summer grows very hot--and de refrigerators are working really good."

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 29, 2010 11:17 PM (tJjm/)

Oh, well, yeah, there is that whole "defensible position" thing, and the fires so they can be seen real well.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at December 29, 2010 11:18 PM (6JbRK)

Happy Anniversary!

I forgot all that crap because it was 31 years since I was 16.

Nothing like having your own kids to remind you what idiots we were at that age.

But as long as we have a hippy dippy street car.

Choo Choo!!!

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 29, 2010 11:18 PM (94PrN)

Yeah, but they're still the home of the Reds.... The Reds man.

_{The Reds..........}

405 lacey,

well taking the Moonbats at their word on Dane'sGeld sure has worked for Michigan as well.

The wife and I are Indiana observing the Miami Valley and Greater Cincy area deciding on whether to go home when she retires....

thus far Ohio seems destined to be eiehter new new england or New Michigan neither of which I am thrilled with.

Nothing like having your own kids to remind you what idiots we were at that age.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at December 29, 2010 11:20 PM (6JbRK)

Ain't that the truth!

What was it that spanish speaking woman said in the first movie?   "It come only in de hottest of summers or when de refrigerator is really working good, and dis summer grows very hot--and de refrigerators are working really good."

Posted by: rdbrewer at December 29, 2010 11:20 PM (KUtEE)

De demon dat makes trofies of men...and carne asada.

Posted by: Alex at December 29, 2010 11:20 PM (yY28H)

Salute! from an old fat retired squid.

My strange addiction marks the last step in TLC's 5 year transition from edutainment to full-on freakshow. Half of the TLC "stars" would have been thrown in the nuthouse just 30 years ago. The other half, the clown car uterati and the religious turnstyle vagina and the army of midgets, would've made for some great late night entertainment on USA's Night Flight.

Will I be watching the premiere? You bet your Barnum ass I will. After I finish the art thread, that is.

But as long as we have a hippy dippy street car.

Choo Choo!!!

Lacy, where do you live, again?

De demon dat makes trofies of men...and carne asada.

Jes, and frozen margos when de refrigerator is working really good.

Well if I had to pick bt MV and Cincy I'd still go w/the latter - if just for the scenery.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2010 11:22 PM (UOM4

Well one of those vacuum sealer thingies for you might make the cookies work out better for him next time around.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at December 29, 2010 11:23 PM (6JbRK)

Congratulations! Went to Red Lobster last night too. Although I would have held out for "True Grit." My family is seeing that tomorrow.

426 lacey,

we like the devestated economy that has happened in the thirteen years we've been travelling so much we may go to Anchorage Ohio or Houston Ohio....

both of which are eiether in texas or Alaska

423 Alex,

she lives in Cincinnatti Ohio....

I knew when she was lamenting the budget woes and rather flagrant ineptitude of the City Council

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 29, 2010 11:25 PM (94PrN)

Joey Votto, MVP!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2010 11:25 PM (UOM4

Yikes Did the seal get broken or did they just melt?

she lives in Cincinnatti Ohio....

I knew when she was lamenting the budget woes and rather flagrant ineptitude of the City Council

Thanks.  Of course, the latter part of your statement applies to so many in this time...

Salute! from an old fat retired squid.

Same here, Alex. Except I'm not that old, not too fat yet, and I didn't retire, just did a hitch. But salute anyway!

Posted by: Alex at December 29, 2010 11:26 PM (yY28H)

Everything you need right away is in the bottom of your sea duffel bag right now.  Just wait until your bag goes to Bahrain and you go to Sig.

Posted by: CDR M at December 29, 2010 11:29 PM (5I8G0)

6000 shots per minute...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 29, 2010 11:24 PM (7Y12r)

You knew your parents had never had sex (OK, only once) so they didn't know anything about well, ANYTHING. 

Nothing like hearing the very same tall tales out of a teenage mouth that you told when you were young to realize that your parents saw through all your crap.

oy.

Kid turns 21 Jan. 25. 

Gift ideas?

Jane, does he have a really good headlight?  Like a Petzl that mountaineers use?  One of my co-workers (a reservist) went to Iraq a couple of years ago.  I bought him a bunch of stuff before he left.  One of the things I gave him was a good headlight which he emailed later to say he was using all the time.  I also bought him some anti-chafing/anti blister stuff that's so much better than Body Glide and doesn't have that nasty odor Body Glide does.  It's called Blister Shield.  It's sold at good running stores and also at 2toms dot com.  It's the best stuff to prevent chafing and blisters.  It's a roll on application. Smart wool sox are always nice.  If he doesn't have the movie "Team America" that's a classic, for sure.  If he's a coffee drinker, Starbucks has that new instant stuff, VIA that my husband thinks is pretty good.  (I don't drink coffee so I don't know). 

Also good books--or maybe a Kindle?  I got Unbroken for Christmas, but haven't started it as I'm reading 3 cups of Tea (also a Christmas present) and Born to Run right now.

You knew your parents had never had sex (OK, only once) so they didn't know anything about well, ANYTHING. 

There are 4 kids in my family, so my parents only had sex 4 times.  Oh and that time my mom thought she was preggers when I was in High School, so make that 5. 

Nothing like hearing the very same tall tales out of a teenage mouth that you told when you were young to realize that your parents saw through all your crap.

oy.

Posted by: ¤§EZB§¤ at December 29, 2010 11:31 PM (fa9yq)

That made me cringe, I used to tell my kids "I came up with better excuses when I was your age!" I was lying.

Hell no it's not too soon.  Another moron tried to set one up right after the election here in Chesapeake and then he canceled it when he had to go on a business trip.

Posted by: CDR M at December 29, 2010 11:31 PM (5I8G0)

Cool, I'm thinking maybe Cap'n Georges on Laskin sometime in March or April.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 29, 2010 11:33 PM (tJjm/)

And when she asks if you are wearing anything, you can tell her "I'm wearing you!"  What could possibly go wrong?

 Night CC!~

Well, time to reacquaint Mrs. Cool with my leetle friend

How small are we talking?

Good.  Hopefully the blizzards will be over by then!

Posted by: CDR M at December 29, 2010 11:36 PM (5I8G0)

We will have to check Manbearpig's schedule.

Posted by: runningrn at December 29, 2010 11:32 PM (ihSHD)

If you get him VIA, try to find the Christmas Blend. Starbucks stores sold out the first week, but most of your grocery store Starbucks stores still sell it.

It tastes JUST like regular coffee.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2010 11:39 PM (UOM4

Unfortunately true.  Once upon a time we caught a thief on Forrestal and took him to the Cap'n.  The Cap'n said this man looks too good to be a thief.  Bring him back when he looks like a thief.  A couple of trips head-first down the ladders and the Cap'n agreed that he looked like a thief.  I'm pretty sure you could get yourself in trouble for that sort of thing these "kinder gentler" days.

Posted by: CDR M at December 29, 2010 11:40 PM (5I8G0)

Yes indeed, and the very next day...36 degrees and snow flurries!  WTF?????

Hey dicks... and suckers of cock.

Posted by: Editor at December 29, 2010 11:42 PM (YX6i/)

I hope when you get home your mama doesn't run out from under the porch and bite you.

One thing that upsets me (putting it mildly) is he was posted away on another base for three weeks, came back, and the new XBox 360 he bought himself was stolen out of his room.

Wow, that sucks!  Shoot, if he had the X-box, you could get him a Kinect.  My friends who have them just love them.

What up ed.

Yeah, I was interested in what to look for for on the LED bulbs.  I know Home Depot and others are selling some and I don't know if they are any good or not.  I know you guys have good product (stock owner).  Just curious if it gets rebranded downstream.

Posted by: CDR M at December 29, 2010 11:42 PM (5I8G0)

TESS.  Look for the "CREE X-lamp" tag.  Coleman lanterns, for instance, uses the X-lamp.

I don't know.  Does it go over well at work?

Posted by: CDR M at December 29, 2010 11:46 PM (5I8G0)

Eh, I usually just call them a bunch of alcoholics that don't know how to drink. 

suddenly we're all sensitive and shit?

Oh crap - runningrn is here?  Forget I ever said anything.

Heh!  Heh!  How are you?  Is Mrs. Editor feeling better now? 

they had a onesie to buy for the baby.

My buddy bought a GWAR onsie for his newt at the last show we went to see.

Am I the only one who has a hearty guffaw at the thought of Editor with a screaming infant in his house?  Oh, crap, I almost ruined my new keyboard just now.

Bwhahahaha!  Knowing Editor, he'll be filling that bottle with whiskey!

Posted by: Editor at December 29, 2010 11:47 PM (YX6i/)

I found one for my soon-to-be newborn grandson and one for my soon-to-be newborn granddaughter.  Sailor suits for both, at NAS Jax.

Yeah, for the most part.  She's just got a bit of the lingering.  She played designated driver, tonight.  I think that's the last time I'll step foot in that place for a few months.

Glad to hear she's on the mend.

So were there any lampshades involved?

I found one for my soon-to-be newborn grandson and one for my soon-to-be newborn granddaughter.  Sailor suits for both, at NAS Jax.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at December 29, 2010 11:51 PM (7Y12r)

Oh, I think you were gone by the time I posted my astonishment, but a while back I looked up the Thing One and Thing Two onesies you got for the impending (?) twins and almost died of "how cool is that-ness"

There's so much I miss now that I have a fucking job again

Peaches, where are you working?

Excellent.  I'm going to try some LED's soon to see how they work out.

Excellent.  I'm going to try some LED's soon to see how they work out.

Posted by: CDR M at December 29, 2010 11:49 PM (5I8G0)

I have a pair of the TESS 67009 7.5watt bulbs in my kitchen, they are excellent.  Look under "Products" "Consumer Type"

Peaches, where are you working?

Posted by: runningrn at December 29, 2010 11:55 PM (ihSHD)

Boutique-y law firm.  A very lucky and wonderful thing, although I have many moments when I think, "there is no one on this earth working harder than I am."  But, it's cool -- I've never worked in the law biz before and it's fun.  One of 'em is a major Dem hotshot and another is flogging the Ron Paul thing for everything he's worth (apparently, a lot).  It's a hoot, but I lost 10 pounds in the first 7 weeks without even trying.  Fortunately, I do crazy well.

Posted by: Peaches at December 29, 2010 11:54 PM (zxpIo)

Yeah, the awesomeness is head-exploding.

I can't believe they are selling the new navy camo uniform for infants.  I hate that uniform.  The flight suits are cool.  Got one for my son.

Posted by: CDR M at December 29, 2010 11:54 PM (5I8G0)

I saw the new Navy cammos at NAS Jax and all I could think of was WTF???? What are you fucking hiding from on a fucking SHIP??? Sharks???

Holy FUCK I'm glad I'm retired.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2010 11:59 PM (UOM4

Did you remind her of the mercury in CFL light bulbs?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 29, 2010 11:59 PM (UOM4

Did you remind her of the mercury in CFL light bulbs?

Posted by: kbdabear at December 30, 2010 12:07 AM (vdfwz)

They bring good things to life

Posted by: Party Peaches at December 30, 2010 12:08 AM (zxpIo)

Rock on Garth.  Rock on Wayne.

I'm doing Christmas with the NC crowd on New Years.  My 11 year old can't wait to open the rest of his presents, but the son-in-law won't be off until Saturday.

Boutique-y law firm.  A very lucky and wonderful thing, although I have many moments when I think, "there is no one on this earth working harder than I am."  But, it's cool -- I've never worked in the law biz before and it's fun.  One of 'em is a major Dem hotshot and another is flogging the Ron Paul thing for everything he's worth (apparently, a lot).  It's a hoot, but I lost 10 pounds in the first 7 weeks without even trying.  Fortunately, I do crazy well.

Wow, congratulations on finding a job in this economy!  And in California too!  So this explains your paranoia about Ron Paul.

10 lbs in 7 days--the old fight or flight adrenaline rush?  That's almost as good as all those signs I used to see on every telephone pole:  "Lose 30 pounds in 30 days."

Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 30, 2010 12:12 AM (Jx0x6)

Good on you.  I gave away my Grand Am too.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 30, 2010 12:14 AM (UOM4

Bwahahahaha! breath hahahahahahahahah!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 30, 2010 12:14 AM (UOM4

Good work, keep at it. I got laughed at on X-mas eve when I suggested that Detroit's problems were caused by them electing Dem mayors for the last 48 years. It's going to take me awhile.

That's a bit classy for a moron isn't it?

It's Seattle, Urban Epicenter of the idiot bicycle riding greentard mayor who has severely limited parking lots in our fair city.  It costs me 12 bucks to park my car at work.  10 bucks to go out for drinks seemed like a steal!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 30, 2010 12:14 AM (UOM4

I was wondering when that was going to get out.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 29, 2010 10:53 PM (Jx0x6)

We all have our own problems and none of it is bullshit. That doesn't mean we should go on about it, but it's okay to sometimes.

I hope in a few months you'll look back on this as just a speed bump and nothing more.

Traffic must have been awesome for you since nobody came Downtown from the North or South and everyone has it off.

It was a dream!  I left my house at 3:30 thinking I'd be late (because we were meeting at 4).  I got there at 3:55!  I was the first one there.  Everyone else was coming from work (First Hill, so right down the street) or home (they all live in Seattle). 

guess what, I think I've worn out my first pair of running shoes

Wow!  Chem, that's awesome!  What have you been up to?

Oops, I misread that!  You are a tiny little thing!  I'm so glad that the job found you!  So awesome!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 30, 2010 12:14 AM

Posted by: Meghan McCain at December 30, 2010 12:21 AM (vdfwz)

Please go away, but first, can I just see them once? Don't want anything to do with the rest of you, just want to see "them."

This from the lady who doesn't have an ounce to spare.

Ha!  You haven't seen me in a couple of weeks!

Yeah, it sounded like they used TIE Fighter sounds for the alien spaceships during some of the early flyby's in the trailer.

Posted by: CDR M at December 30, 2010 12:24 AM (5I8G0)

first thing I thought of was "there goes the money for another Librarian movie"

Ha!  You haven't seen me in a couple of weeks!

Posted by: runningrn who's packed on some Holiday lbs. at December 30, 2010 12:26 AM (ihSHD)

Reindeer antlers, funny hats... would you like to revise that statement?

We went to the Ballard campus for baby stuff (we do the "Centering" thing with the midwives) before the bar.  Everyone was early there, too. 

Yup, I work for the Evil Empire of Health Care.  I think we're the biggest health care employer in WA now.  Crazy that we took down the U.

Please go away, but first, can I just see them once? Don't want anything to do with the rest of you, just want to see "them."

Reindeer antlers, funny hats... would you like to revise that statement?

heh!  You've been on FB!  I'd just like to say that the camera adds 10 lbs!  (I'm feeling like an heifer these days!)  I knew I should have worn black!  I should have worn double black!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 30, 2010 12:26 AM (UOM4

Good Night, Jane.  So sorry to hear about your sister's friend.  So sad. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 30, 2010 12:26 AM (UOM4

Ah, jeez, Jane, that is the saddest thing and I'm so sorry.  Prayers for Carolyn and her family (and for you and the D'oh Boy, too). 

.  Some damn good brews down there though

It's amazing how many micro-breweries there are in the Pacific Northwest.  Tonight at The Sorrento, my girlfriend was drinking a drink with locally distilled Gin.  I was shocked.

I could've used that info when I was stationed there!

Posted by: CDR M at December 30, 2010 12:28 AM (5I8G0)

Sounds like someone needs to get out more...

There's a good one called Paperback Exchange in the Timberlake Shopping Center on Holland Road in Virginia Beach.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 30, 2010 12:35 AM (h0RtZ)

There was one at Pax River that I had to explain basic electronics regarding DPDT switches to.  Scary smart PhD EE, but couldn't see the forest for the trees.

I think I wore out my shoes because it's actually starting to hurt a bit when I land, I think the padding on the soles of my shoes is pretty much gone

You probably did.  Don't keep using them, make sure you get some new shoes fairly soon.  You don't want to get hurt because you kept running in worn out shoes.  3 miles, huh?  I see a spring 5K in your near future!  How's the diet thing going?  I think that's the hardest thing--moderating what you stuff in your pie-hole.  I have absolutely no self restraint.

Oh, and Chem, editor's absolutely right about the Superfeet.  My husband uses them.  (I have custom made orthotics because my feet are pretty ding dang flat).

Just wish I was still able to partake in it.

Ah, the travails of the GF man!

holy shit, $20 insoles?  wow
is that the going rate?

I've seen them for more.  It might depend on which ones you get.  I think my husband gets the orange ones, and I think he pays more for them than that.

Posted by: CDR M at December 30, 2010 12:46 AM (5I8G0)

Drew is a douchebag for posting over the ONT.  Fuckim.

Yeah, my Superfeet were $40, but I think that's because they have to be made with stronger material to be thinner as to fit in the tight cycling shoes.

That sounds about right.  Hubby always stocks up when REI has them on sale.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 30, 2010 12:48 AM (h0RtZ)

That has always been my personal mantra.

Posted by: CDR M at December 30, 2010 12:50 AM (5I8G0)

$15 and I wouldn't expect it to go on sale anytime soon

Posted by: CDR M at December 30, 2010 12:52 AM (5I8G0)

John Wayne movies.

What should be the theme for tomorrow's ONT?

Reason has a great Venn Diagram that shows the overlap amongst 3 junk touchers.  Here's the link. 

http://tinyurl.com/2ep86k4

John Wayne movies.

One of our local talkers (who will soon be gone) did a thing on "The best Western" and make your case for it.  He also wanted to know why Hollywood makes so few movies in this genre nowadays. 

Good Night, Dear Peaches!  Sweet Mark Steyn Dreams to you!  I could listen to that man all night, sigh!

Gay hunks, what else?

I don't think there is a thread big enough to contain me!

Posted by: CDR M at December 30, 2010 01:00 AM (5I8G0)

I'll take your word for it, never been there myself.

It's not as cool as today's gang bangers.

I think it has to do with America hating libtards who control the film industry.  They hate to see anything that elevates America's status as the world's super power or glorifies things like Westward expansion.  Plus, our history is "stained" with the blood of innocent Native Americans who were raped, pillaged and had their land stolen right from under them by the evil White man.  They view America through their skewed lens of history and find nothing worth celebrating.  The Western basically glorifies Manifest Destiny, the strong American cowboy, God and country.  All things lefties hate.

Posted by: Peaches at December 30, 2010 01:03 AM (zxpIo)

You are truly awesome!  Hugs!

btw, if mpfs is still out there - I got yelled at for drinking Rolling Rock tonight,

Nice steal, my friend!  I thought I had it!  My evil powers must be weakening.

Posted by: CDR M at December 30, 2010 01:03 AM (5I8G0)

Innnteresting....

Well, I'm out roonz and roonettez.  Until tomorrow, AMF!!!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 30, 2010 01:13 AM (c0A3e)

Old Milwaukee is bad but Rolling Rock was fucking horrid. 3 hours of non stop belching from 1 beer

Old Milwaukee is bad but Rolling Rock was fucking horrid. 3 hours of non stop belching from 1 beer

Posted by: beanervt at December 30, 2010 01:20 AM (YQLCa)

friend bought a bucket at a sports bar and I couldn't stand it (plus it has no taste). I was pretty quick to get a Harp to wash the shit out of my mouth

Posted by: beanervt at December 30, 2010 01:30 AM (Sjs3G)

I can thankfully say that I've never had Molsen (which is interesting considering all of the shit beers I've had in my life)

Posted by: beanervt at December 30, 2010 01:52 AM (Sjs3G)

haha, drinking some Leininkugal Honey Weiss

Nation's largest racist organization shows it true colors again

The South Carolina NAACP will use its annual January State House rally to oppose cuts to state health care and education programs as well as a proposed Arizona-style immigration bill.

The Martin Luther King Jr. Day rally also will renew the S.C. NAACPÂ’s call to remove the Confederate flag from the State House grounds and for groups to boycott S.C. tourism until the flag is placed in a museum, S.C. chapter president Lonnie Randolph said Wednesday.

The National Association for Advancement of Communism will hold it annual rally to fight for wealth redistribution and its resistance to all things dealing with confederate history.

This while celebrating a figure who gave up civil rights in the last years of his efforts to fight against the U.S. in the Vietnam war and help communist causes all over the nation. Black Liberation Theology wasn't born with Jeremiah Wright.

Editor:

Once every two years on the first day of the new Senate there is an opportunity for the senators to change the rules of the Senate and get rid of rules like the filibuster that allow the minority to rule over the majority. On Jan. 5 on a simple majority vote, they could choose to end the abuses of power that have caused the people to despise Congress so much.

The Democrats have the votes to make it happen, but it would end their power to abuse the system if they should become a minority. You would think that Republicans might be in favor of change as well and maybe some Republicans might help vote in the rule changes.

Marc Perkel

Gilroy, Calif.

As part of his sentence, Seese must also spend three years on county probation and he is not allowed to be on the property of any school, daycare center, playground or park.

Police said Seese hid in the stall of a girl's bathroom at Hershey Middle School back in May and peered over the wall to watch a 14-year-old girl. They also said in February he went into a ladies' bathroom at the Granada Gym in Derry Township.  Police said there were two victims in that case.

Tuesday's sentence includes both the incidents at the gym and the incident at the middle school.