ONT blogger emeritus

Blazer, I don't think Maet is an emeriti yet, unless you know something we don't?

Posted by: Hank Johnson at April 01, 2010 10:09 PM (OkT2m)

Remember Honduras?  Obama is still pissed the hell off that this country did not allow itself to be ruled by a dictator.

http://tinyurl.com/yckzazo

Imo this does not bode well for you poor bastards who are hanging on by the last threads to rotting vestiges of a once free country.

Led there by Solomonia

Why did Hillary Duff whiten her teeth? They looked normal before, now they look blindingly white.

_{Wonder what Mark Harmon looks like without some of his false teeth. Old-school football was brutal.}

Posted by: Bill R. at April 01, 2010 10:14 PM (EhlQq)

Did they all cluster on the area with the smallest width, and uh, capsize the island?

When I drove off I could feel it staring to tip slightly.  Luckily another car was driving on just as I was driving off.  Gotta preserve that balance

So this got me thinking. Maybe ol' Teddy didn't drive off that bridge, maybe he was tipped off of it.

Blazer, I don't think Maet is an emeriti yet, unless you know something we don't?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 01, 2010 10:12 PM (RZ8pf)

So this got me thinking. Maybe ol' Teddy didn't drive off that bridge, maybe he was tipped off of it.

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at April 01, 2010 10:17 PM (NA7sd)

I blame that damn Captain Morgan.

Hey all!

I recall that snake island being mentioned already in an ONT link about weird islands including the Pacific garbage island.

33 The stupid treadmill keeps quitting on me...

So what job should I get now that there's going to be a little Z Ryan Jr. running around in 9 months?

Um, April Fools Day joke?

Wonder what Mark Harmon looks like without some of his false teeth. Old-school football was brutal

Even waaay back in the seventies when Mark Harmon played, they had mouthguards and faceguards.  Football ain 't hockey.

So this got me thinking. Maybe ol' Teddy didn't drive off that bridge, maybe he was tipped off of it.

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at April 01, 2010 10:17 PM (NA7sd)

Exactly.  When he hit that wood bridge, there was a disturbance in the 'island force'

He was a victim of geo-physical stuff; him being a drunk was only coincidental

Posted by: Z Ryan at April 01, 2010 10:20 PM (cMo6P)

"I really liked the ambience, its not as loud as most of your Starbucks. It just feels more European," Godfrey said.

*fart* *sniifffffffff*

Z Ryan, if you were serious I'd suspect you'd choose a different day than April Fools to tell us.

But, in case you are, dude you work fast.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 01, 2010 10:23 PM (otlXg)

I had a professor once who wore heavy wool socks & birkenstocks....year round....even in the rain. Total butch lesbo hippy, she was a walking, talking stereotype who inspired a lot of laughter.

Did you by chance go to UC Santa Cruz?

^{actually, i haven't met anyone at the university like that yet}

Cool ocean creatures

Maxine Waters makes it a trifecta

Mr. Precedent mocks media for touting bad Hell Care polls, complete with 6min vid of rant

Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at April 01, 2010 10:25 PM (D+qJI)

Posted by: Z Ryan at April 01, 2010 10:20 PM (cMo6P)

?!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 01, 2010 10:23 PM (9Lm5R)

Color me stunned.  "Total butch lesbo hippy" can't teach.  Maybe her level of self-awareness was alarmingly low.

I had a guy professor who wore 'Ben Franklin' glasses with his sandals and socks. He said it was Essentially European, which he regarded as Advanced.

43 Even waaay back in the seventies when Mark Harmon played, they had mouthguards and faceguards.  Football ain 't hockey.

He said that's how he lost quite a # of teeth. I mean, he's an active guy, but I can't think of how else he did it & why he would lie about it.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 01, 2010 10:26 PM

Ha, yeah I did. I have to hand it to you for remembering all those names though.

Posted by: chemjeff at April 01, 2010 10:29 PM (Gk/wA)

chemjeff - always late for the party.

He said that's how he lost quite a # of teeth. I mean, he's an active guy, but I can't think of how else he did it & why he would lie about it.

Rescuing teenagers from burning cars?

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 01, 2010 10:28 PM (otlXg)

Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at April 01, 2010 10:26 PM (D+qJI)

I'll see your Ving Rhames and raise you Ken Foree. "Wake up, sucker! We're thieves and we're bad guys. That's exactly what we are. We gotta find our own way."

Posted by: koopy at April 01, 2010 10:29 PM (ctR4U)

You should do something about that bug. 

73 61 Jerk.  Your soul stays in Tartarus the next time you lose it, got it?

Uh, Kratos, you know there are several problems with that scenario, right?

Posted by: mpfs at April 01, 2010 10:29 PM (QuP9W)

Posted by: robtr at April 01, 2010 10:24 PM (fwSHf)

Snakes are smart:  Half stay on one side of the island, the other half keep on the other side.   Most people don't realize that Rep Johnson is also a snake expert.

and he does that juggling thing where you balance spinning plates on sticks

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 01, 2010 10:09 PM (otlXg)

Not seeing a downside here.

I here that the libs are chomping at the bit with hoards of leftist more than ready to accept this challenge to debate the constitutionality of obamacare.

http://tinyurl.com/y9d5l4z

Yeah.  Like they're flocking to collect the $100k Breitbart has offerred as a bounty.

How the Republicans ever lose to the no-load dems is mindboggling.

You should do something about that bug. 

May I suggest a really big hammer. Don't want to miss, now do you?

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 01, 2010 10:29 PM (otlXg)

Posted by: steevy at April 01, 2010 10:19 PM (rrY+H)'

Why not? Now he makes shitty movies with teeth that good.

Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at April 01, 2010 10:30 PM (D+qJI)

Y-not, well I was in Nebraska for a while but now I'm in Oregon.  I'll be moving to Missouri in a few months.  I've never lived in SD, sorry!  But we can still talk science.  My lab bench or yours?

Posted by: chemjeff at April 01, 2010 10:32 PM (Gk/wA)

Oh yeah?  What part of MO?

89 Rescuing teenagers from burning cars?

He & Pam Dawber (wife, as I'm sure you know) didn't get hurt when they did that. That was still cool that they did that, however much he wants to deny it.

_{Mark Harmon: If other people think I'm okay looking, that's great, but I don't see it myself. When I look in the mirror all I see is a bunch of fake teeth and football scars.}

_{He's said elsewhere they were from football.}

I had a guy professor who wore 'Ben Franklin' glasses with his sandals and socks. He said it was Essentially European, which he regarded as Advanced.

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 01, 2010 10:27 PM (JrRME)

Speaking of those advanced European, let me quote one of their most famous leaders;

I don't see much future for the Americans ... it's a decayed country. And they have their racial problem, and the problem of social inequalities ... my feelings against Americanism are feelings of hatred and deep repugnance ...

Snakes are smart:  Half stay on one side of the island, the other half keep on the other side.

Ah, that's why they are protected, upset the balance and over it goes.

Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at April 01, 2010 10:36 PM (D+qJI)

Oh, yeah: funny Mark Harmon quote:

Women would come up to me and show me their breasts and ask for my opinion, and I gave it to them.

You know why Fox News has such high ratings? All their newswomen are very easy on the eye.

Holy crap, what the hell is this place doing to me?

Speaking of those advanced European, let me quote one of their most famous leaders;

I don't see much future for the Americans ... it's a decayed country. And they have their racial problem, and the problem of social inequalities ... my feelings against Americanism are feelings of hatred and deep repugnance ...

Obama?

You know why Fox News has such high ratings? All their newswomen are very easy on the eye. look like women.

FIFY

hey, where's wtr

i have news that will make her hate me with the heat of a thousand suns

and its not an apr1 joke

You know why Fox News has such high ratings? All their newswomen aren't ugly liberal dykes very easy on the eye.

Holy crap, what the hell is this place doing to me?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 01, 2010 10:37 PM (RZ8pf)

FIFY

I don't see much future for the Americans ... it's a decayed country. And they have their racial problem, and the problem of social inequalities ... my feelings against Americanism are feelings of hatred and deep repugnance ...

Obama?

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at April 01, 2010 10:38 PM (NA7sd)

Oh so close. Think of another famous national socialist...

107 #96  Please elaborate, dethroned Olympian. 

(1) You destroyed Tartarus, so how can anyone's soul go there?

(2) How do you lose your soul more than once, anyway?

(3) You're dead (or mostly dead), so how would you save him?

Oh? I've been upgraded to Persephone now?  

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 01, 2010 10:40 PM (RZ8pf)

Um, so?

) How do you lose your soul more than once, anyway?

divorce and remarry?

Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at April 01, 2010 10:39 PM (D+qJI)

I don't see much future for the Americans ... it's a decayed country. And they have their racial problem, and the problem of social inequalities ... my feelings against Americanism are feelings of hatred and deep repugnance ...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 01, 2010 10:36 PM (bgcml)

Sounds like Hitler

Women would come up to me and show me their breasts and ask for my opinion, and I gave it to them.

Posted by: Miss80sBaby at April 01, 2010 10:37 PM (yfJ6g)

Hey, that's my excuse too!

108 Miss80sBaby, it is genghis' birthday today.

I think I didn't believe him when he said that last yr. Like I said, today's the day for paranoia. But, since it is indeed his birthday, then my congratulations still stand unamended.

probably the rest of the MSNBC and CNN punditoids as well.

I saw a bit of Chris Matthews when I got home and he showed Johnson and he couldn't even spin it. He didn't even mention Johnsons excuse. He just said "this guy is a member of congress"

Sounds like Hitler

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 01, 2010 10:43 PM (JrRME)

Indeed. However, it sounds like a rather large number of our European betters, no?

Indeed. However, it sounds like a rather large number of our European betters, no?

I still maintain that Obama fits that charge.

Posted by: Ricky Martin at April 01, 2010 10:45 PM (N6HFm)

You go girlfriend!

Posted by: Jean at April 01, 2010 10:46 PM (CPefM)

would she be there?

Why does asparagus make you piss smell weird?

Why are you smelling piss?

(2) How do you lose your soul more than once, anyway?

Magic.  Ryan's soul was returned to him so if he loses it again..

(3) You're dead (or mostly dead), so how would you save him?

I'm not dead, or even mostly dead.  There's no body.  It's just a flesh wound...

Oh? I've been upgraded to Persephone now?  

Not really, I just thought your were considered an Olympian when you formed your unholy union with Hades.  My mistake.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 01, 2010 10:40 PM (RZ8pf)

Did they all cluster on the area with the smallest width, and uh, capsize the island?

Posted by: Rep Hank Johnson at April 01, 2010 10:16 PM (bgcml)

Almost. It's a good thing you were in congress to stop it in time!

Posted by: Samuel Adams at April 01, 2010 10:45 PM (nxUYP)

The same reason beer makes your shit smell bad.

Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at April 01, 2010 10:42 PM (D+qJI)

Actually, he was killed by a German semi-auto pistol...

 like live women. I like live women. I like live women. I like live women.

+3⁴³²

Posted by: Women Everywhere. at April 01, 2010 10:34 PM (t72+4)

What made the first flick good was that it was Different:  Horror movies had gotten very stylized, with a European /  English  Monster chasing girls with low-cut gowns through castles or foggy bogs.

Then this flick has two people visiting their father's grave when one of the corpses comes towards them as they make fun of him / it--until BAM !! he grabs the guy and starts munching on him

176 Did anybody see the zombie nazi scandi movie?

Does it show boobs?

Posted by: Jean at April 01, 2010 10:47 PM (CPefM)

Hell yeah!

Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at April 01, 2010 10:46 PM (D+qJI)

As bad as Nosferatu?

Why are you smelling piss?

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at April 01, 2010 10:47 PM (NA7sd)

--You don't actively have to smell asparagus piss.  The stank just comes to you.

I sometimes can smell it when I had a lot of stuff with wheat/bran in it earlier as well.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 01, 2010 10:49 PM (9Lm5R)

Wow, this place is so classy.

Indeed. However, it sounds like a rather large number of our European betters, no?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 01, 2010 10:44 PM (bgcml)

yeah, Adolf was a frustrated artist and frustrated  communist;  he copied their 'revolutionary color' ( red ) and even the brown shirts ( Austrian Army surplus ).

From a distance, back in the day in the Heimat, you could hardly tell the KPD street gangs from the S.A.

and the whole totalitarian mass murderer thing........

Wow, this place is so classy.

If the men keep up on the pee pee talk, I say we start talking feminine hygiene products. 

why are you guys smelling your bodily secretions?

^{_{mine smell like fresh daisies blowing in the breeze cause i'm cool like that}}

Out of respect for mpfs I wonÂ’t take you down for that Kratos.

Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at April 01, 2010 10:52 PM (D+qJI)

--Never smelled hammy to me.  But then, I don't eat pork often.

173 #145

(1)Tartarus isn't so much destroyed as it's without a jailer now. The damned souls just wander about aimlessly.

Oh? I thought you once said destroyed. Then I must send Rum back to the vicinity immediately.

(2) Magic.  Ryan's soul was returned to him so if he loses it again..

Do you believe in magic?

(3) I'm not dead, or even mostly dead.  There's no body.  It's just a flesh wound...

Are you really this guy in disguise?

Not really, I just thought your were considered an Olympian when you formed your unholy union with Hades.  My mistake.

_1/2 Olympian

Posted by: chemjeff at April 01, 2010 10:53 PM (Gk/wA)

You should start using color safe detergent chemjeff.

Oh, and dude in Santa Cruz, when you stand in front of the urinal and piss, how can you not smell it? I stand to pee, do you?

probably because the guy in the stall next to me forgot to flush

Why eat Asparagus, anyways? It is probably the gassiest food without the word "bean" inthe name, and now we are discussing the pee stank??/

What the hell good is it? Anything you have to drown that deep in cheese to eat......

Is there a baseline for ONT?  A benchmark, below which we won't go?  I don't think so.  It keeps spiralling lower.  Now we have a discussion forming on smelly urine. 

How do you guys ever get laid?

How do you guys ever get laid?

capitalism is funny that way...

Is there a baseline for ONT?  A benchmark, below which we won't go?  I don't think so.  It keeps spiralling lower.  Now we have a discussion forming on smelly urine. 

How do you guys ever get laid?

223 But there are two sub-categories

Regular zombies and Fast Zombies

I saw a debate about that on NCIS once...It was Halloween.

Is there a baseline for ONT?  A benchmark, below which we won't go?  I don't think so.  It keeps spiralling lower.  Now we have a discussion forming on smelly urine. 

How do you guys ever get laid?

Posted by: Ohio Dan at April 01, 2010 10:58 PM (rurh0)

WeÂ’re losing a lot of fingers here at Ace these days, whatÂ’s up, is this a new liberal plot, take us out one finger at a time?

Is there a baseline for ONT?  A benchmark, below which we won't go?  I don't think so.  It keeps spiralling lower.  Now we have a discussion forming on smelly urine. 

How do you guys ever get laid?

Apparently you weren't here for that one ONT that devolved into in-depth discussions on various deviant sexual topics (much more so than usual, anyways) that led to a stern talking-to from King Morn.

Ehh, probably just one of those things.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at April 01, 2010 10:59 PM (J+w3O)

Ah yes, the joy of the cystoscopy. Makes a grown man cry...

"Try blanching it and then brush with garlicky oil and pop it on the grill."

Did you not catch the part about this bing one of the gassiest foods already?? and making for stinky pee?  Garlicky oil will only serve to worsen both side effects (although it does serve to make one vampire proof)

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 01, 2010 10:56 PM (JrRME)

They each have their merits, but I'll take the slow zombies. The terrifying thing about slow zombies is that they lull you into a false sense of security -- "oh hell, I can outrun that thing" -- but quickly amass in numbers until you're overwhelmed.

It's kind of like the debate between color and black-and-white.

Posted by: TexasJew at April 01, 2010 10:59 PM (UUTHH)

You should really start wearing tap shoes when you visit a urinal. really gets ya' noticed, iykwimaitykewim.

Anybody ever have a wine bottle neck shatter on them while pulling the cork?

No, I was opening a bottle of tonic once and the lid blew off and almost put my eye out.

Drinkin is dangerous.

What the hell good is it? Anything you have to drown that deep in cheese to eat......

Posted by: Gerry Owen at April 01, 2010 10:57 PM (4Hy8

--Just olive oil works for me.  Asparagus is much, much tastier than onions or peppers.

From a distance, back in the day in the Heimat, you could hardly tell the KPD street gangs from the S.A.

They each have their merits, but I'll take the slow zombies. The terrifying thing about slow zombies is that they lull you into a false sense of security -- "oh hell, I can outrun that thing" -- but quickly amass in numbers until you're overwhelmed.

--Just olive oil works for me.  Asparagus is much, much tastier than onions or peppers.

Also just lightly steamed or sauteed in butter.  Mmmm.

Apparently you weren't here for that one ONT that devolved into in-depth discussions on various deviant sexual topics (much more so than usual, anyways) that led to a stern talking-to from King Morn.

Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at April 01, 2010 11:00 PM (D+qJI)

It's kind of like the debate between color and black-and-white.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at April 01, 2010 11:02 PM (J+w3O)

I see your point and would have agreed until the first 'fast zombie' movie that I saw--which was the one where they're stranded in the mall with Ving and Sarah Polley.

Then the Fast Zombie genre proved itself worthy.......

I like roasting asparagus in the oven with some fancy salt.  I should buy some for Easter. I guess IÂ’d better pull something together for Easter dinner. Though my son would be just as happy if I let him eat his candy all day instead.

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 01, 2010 10:59 PM (JrRME)

I still can't believe they didn't credit me in that film.

Posted by: Y-not at April 01, 2010 11:01 PM (Kn9r7)

Well, I'm not going to drink it, now.  I just opened the next bottle.  I'll try to take this one back to Trader Joe's and see if I get better treatment than Bob & Doug McKenzie.

Is there a baseline for ONT?  A benchmark, below which we won't go?  I don't think so.  It keeps spiralling lower.  Now we have a discussion forming on smelly urine... 

Posted by: Ohio Dan

You missed the Memorial Day frivolity thread of yore, didn't you? Swimming pools are dangerous!

Overnight open thread – You can Haz Summer, Sort of

I was there, when history was made.

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 01, 2010 11:08 PM (JrRME)

What to damns have to do with homosexual Americans?

You know, I have this great picture in my office of some Dutch kid with his finger stuck in a dyke. It is just the most precious thing. 

Did you not catch the part about this bing one of the gassiest foods already?? and making for stinky pee?  Garlicky oil will only serve to worsen both side effects (although it does serve to make one vampire proof)

Posted by: Gerry Owen at April 01, 2010 11:02 PM (4Hy8

Broccoli is way, way gassier than asparagus. And, you are correct about garlic.  I don't cook with garlic anymore, the effects are just too awful... 

Smelly urine means you have pheromones.

Really turns on the ladies... made Rosie O'Donnell break down my front door.

I had no idea talking about my swimming pool would lead to such a deviant discussion.

I swear, I was innocent entirely.

Broccoli is way, way gassier than asparagus. And, you are correct about garlic.  I don't cook with garlic anymore, the effects are just too awful... 

That was the dog.

Why not use velociraptors instead?

Zombie Velociraptors...from Planet Mars!

That was the dog.

Posted by: huerfano at April 01, 2010 11:13 PM (gLSaO)

That's what I thought, too, until I remembered that I don't have a dog...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 01, 2010 11:03 PM (bgcml)

True.  The entire Berlin S.A, was in the process of defecting to the KPD or just setting up its own shop when Hitler sent Goebbels to threaten / bribe them.

He barely pulled it off.  The Berlin leader was one of those guys who got splattered with Rohm and the boys at the Night of the Long Knives

They lived in interesting times........

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 01, 2010 11:11 PM (otlXg)

Uh because you have a pulse and you are male?

http://tinyurl.com/yalycvr

(SFW)

Really turns on the ladies... made Rosie O'Donnell break down my front door.

If that's the case...I don't want pheromones.

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at April 01, 2010 11:13 PM (a5ljo)

The ONT. Come for the boobs, stay for the smelly urine.

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at April 01, 2010 11:04 PM (a5ljo)

--I have heard that they are mostly Democrats.  That makes them sound almost like agents-provocateur.  Is that true?

Seattle folks, sounds like weÂ’re due for a storm late tonight/tomorrow morning. Of course IÂ’ll believe it when I see it.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at April 01, 2010 10:45 PM (nxUYP)

Genetics play a factor in whether or not you can smell the odor as well.

Asparagus is a good food if made correctly.

Dammit you guys are making me crave asparagus. And I never crave vegetables.

When was the banning of Bonesteel and how did I miss it?

Posted by: I like Pepsi Products at April 01, 2010 11:17 PM (pq986)

Oddly, liberals seem to think of him as some arch-conservative who we all worship Obama style...

Good night mpfs, glad you are more relaxed now! Sweet dreams!

Dammit you guys are making me crave asparagus. And I never crave vegetables.

Dammit you guys are making me crave asparagus. And I never crave vegetables.

Hey, I saw that episode of 1000 Ways to Die, I fear vegetables now.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at April 01, 2010 11:09 PM (rurh0)

Well it certainly wasnÂ’t the smelly pee talk.

Posted by: Bill O'RLY at April 01, 2010 11:22 PM (BiCQw)

Hey Bill...how you doin?

I swear, I was innocent entirely.

Yeah, right, sure.

/s

I can't find Ace's talk about that anywhere, & I've skimmed every thread after that one. Remember him doing it, though...

Posted by: Barack H. Fuck You I Won Obama at April 01, 2010 11:22 PM (J+w3O)

What about the Chia Obama Head?

How do you guys ever get laid?

Mace is a great aphrodisiac, with no regrets in the morning.

Thanks Bill!

Because we're just too fucking stupid to look out for ourselves!

Dammit you guys are making me crave asparagus. And I never crave vegetables.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 01, 2010 11:18 PM (RZ8pf)

Not for the faint of heart

Bless your soul.

Seattle folks, sounds like weÂ’re due for a storm late tonight/tomorrow morning. Of course IÂ’ll believe it when I see it.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 01, 2010 11:16 PM (RZ8pf)

I saw that, I was going fishing tomorrow over on the penninsula, we canceled. Supposed to be 70 mph winds

Posted by: kbdabear at April 01, 2010 11:23 PM (sYxEE)

--He who eat jellybeans farts in Technicolor

Honestly I had no idea the word pendulous was some sort of triggerÂ…

How do you guys ever get laid?

Posted by: Ohio Dan at April 01, 2010 10:58 PM (rurh0)

If we wanted to get laid, we wouldn't be married. Or be on the ONT.

70 miles per hour on the coast though right? Inland the wind is supposed to be less.

I saw that, I was going fishing tomorrow over on the penninsula, we canceled. Supposed to be 70 mph winds

Posted by: robtr at April 01, 2010 11:26 PM (fwSHf)

Pussy.

Was it a carrot, Kratos? I donÂ’t actually remember which vegetable it was. Did you see the candy necklace one?

Honestly I had no idea the word pendulous was some sort of triggerÂ…

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 01, 2010 11:26 PM (RZ8pf)

You're late men, I've already claimed the pretty one.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 01, 2010 11:29 PM (otlXg)

With Dick Cheney's dick.

Bill O'Reilly is a complete retard. 

it took me until about 2004 to realize what a phoney he is.

I still can't pin his beliefs down.

He says he is culturally conservative, but he has quasi porn on his show every night.

He says he is just looking out for the folks, which i guess makes him a populist, but at the same time he insults other populists.

He says he is pro gun somedays and other days he says guns should be confiscated in the event of an emergency.

He says he is a capitalist, but between 2006-2008 he wouldn't shut up about the Oil Companies' huge 6 percent profits.

He claims he is a journalist when he wants to be taken seriously, and then claims he is an editorial opinion maker when it suits him. Which if i may point out is the exact same thing John Stewart does. He says he's a comedian so any mistakes he makes can be swept away with the line, "this is a comedy show". Yet at the same time he wants to be taken seriously when he thinks he is making a good point.

O'Reilly addresses his segments as they were living entities with opinions wholly separate from his own. "Checks says..." "Points does not agree with.."

 I honestly believe the man stands for nothing but saying whatever he thinks will get him the most ratings. I do not believe that Bill O'Reilly has any core beliefs.

359 Honestly I had no idea the word pendulous was some sort of triggerÂ…

Consider the Morons who started it, & it makes perfect sense. They would have capitalized on anything...

Oh, dear...

PGIS, yeah but that is where I was going. We were going to leave at 3 and drive to the upper Hoh

Who you callin a ho?

Probably a good idea you cancelled. LetÂ’s hope it stays relatively calm around here, considering the trees have started to bloom.

Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at April 01, 2010 11:15 PM (D+qJI)

It was pretty brutal. He made the Acai Berry girl's tan fall off.

Real men would hump the skull in the eye socket

It was pretty brutal. He made the Acai Berry girl's tan fall off.

Hahahahaha! That was funny!

Who you callin a ho?

I thought about that when I typed it. I guess I can just go to upper Aurora Ave. now that I have so much time on my hands.

Posted by: Rohm Emmanuel at April 01, 2010 11:26 PM (sYxEE)

sadly, creepily, Rahm does look somewhat like Goebbels and certainly copies his methods.  Goebbels took an obscure term from Soviet pamphlets and made it famous:  Propaganda

Goebbels had a club foot, though:  not a ballerina like Rahm

I can just go to upper Aurora Ave. now that I have so much time on my hands.

IÂ’d be careful fishing in those waters you never know what youÂ’ll catch!

Posted by: kbdabear at April 01, 2010 11:36 PM (sYxEE)

PGIS true that, but chances are pretty good you will catch something

Posted by: Ben at April 01, 2010 11:31 PM (jvBhz)

Well said Ben about BO.  He is so inconsistent on his way of thinking it drives me crazy.  Gotta love Meghan Kelly for standing her ground tonight, because she made him look like a complete retard about the law.  He's enormous ego just doesn't know when to concede that he's been owned.

I would occasionally tune in, but stopped completely about a year ago. He never lets the guest I like speak. Honestly, watch next time Bernie Goldberg and count how many complete sentences Bernie is able to get out. Last time i tuned in  it was one in a 4 minute segment. Also he steps all over Dennis Miller's jokes. His humor is rant based, let him rant. I just couldnt take it and found myself yelling at the screen. To me he is on par with Keith Olbermann. I wish they both disappeared from TV. 

 I honestly believe the man stands for nothing but saying whatever he thinks will get him the most ratings. I do not believe that Bill O'Reilly has any core beliefs.

Posted by: Ben at April 01, 2010 11:31 PM (jvBhz)

you.hit.the.nail.on.the.head

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 01, 2010 11:03 PM (JrRME)

I'm pretty sure that what the French call pommes de terre -- "earth apples" for you non-cunning linguists -- are actually tomatoes.

Sure as hell can't imagine tomato vodka. But hey, anything's worth one try....

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 01, 2010 11:41 PM (+TaJa)

evening, all.

Looks like I missed the usual with a side of Funkee-Pee?

OT, but for what Israel thinks of Obama and Rahm Emanuel, here's a segment from Caroline Glick's Latma TV:

http://tinyurl.com/yfnc4e2

Cry pendulous and let slip the breasts of war !

I am intrigued by your ideas and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

Crier Havot(itties)!

Posted by: fartbubble at April 01, 2010 11:43 PM (gAmQ1)

"Line"? Jesus, we actually got that on film at least 20 years ago.

garrett, whatÂ’s your preferred method for cooking asparagus?

I'm pretty sure that what the French call pommes de terre -- "earth apples" for you non-cunning linguists -- are actually tomatoes.

Sure as hell can't imagine tomato vodka. But hey, anything's worth one try....

Posted by: Ray-man at April 01, 2010 11:41 PM (qjE3g)

No, 'pommes de terre' are potatoes.  Pommes frites are 'french fried' potatoes

 "fist fucking a pussy's face holding a hand grenade"

Nothing in the 'Book of Armaments' about that!

I need a good movie to put me to sleep

I could help you get to sleep.

That Lamont Hill fellow sure does talk fast, with hardly and negro accent at all.

I like to steam them in a bath of white wine, chicken stock and a bit of lemon zest.

Serve with a nice Bernnaise with an Antelope Filet and/or Crab.

That Lamont Hill fellow sure does talk fast, with hardly and negro accent at all.

Posted by: Harry Reid at April 01, 2010 11:47 PM (gLSaO)

Yes, but he also has this big insolent grin on his face all the time. Uppity motherfucker.

that's a nice thought

Looks clean, too.  That's a big fuckin' deal.  Harry, wanna go over to the 7-11 for a slurpee.  I'll talk Indian.

Antelope filet? Where the hell are you getting an antelope filet? The zoo?

Yeah not sure what it says about me, but IÂ’m good at putting men to sleep.

GGE, so your daughter is married now? You didnÂ’t need to pay for a big wedding?

Antelope filet? Where the hell are you getting an antelope filet? The zoo?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 01, 2010 11:49 PM (RZ8pf)

25-06.  Pickup truck.  Some assembly required.

First I kills it, then I grills it!

Yeah not sure what it says about me, but IÂ’m good at putting men to sleep.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 01, 2010 11:50 PM (RZ8pf)

Sing to me baby....

Maybe my pendulous breasts lull them or something.

Yeah not sure what it says about me, but IÂ’m good at putting men to sleep.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 01, 2010 11:50 PM (RZ8pf)

Depends on the HOW, IYKWIMAITYD

Oh. Never mind. I forgot in the Midwest the deer and the antelope play.

Yeah not sure what it says about me, but IÂ’m good at putting men to sleep.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 01, 2010 11:50 PM (RZ8pf)

Posted by: huerfano at April 01, 2010 11:51 PM (gLSaO)

I figured it would be appreciated here of all places.

PGiS, are you trying to wallow in self-pity or be erotic?  I... can't tell.

Damn, I guess I failed then. LetÂ’s just say IÂ’m good at wearing a guy out IYKWIMAITYD.

Maybe my pendulous breasts lull them or something.

That always works for me

Sing to me baby....

She can't do that. and she can't whistle neither...

Posted by: New fuckin' Jersey at April 01, 2010 11:54 PM (SwkdU)

And again.

Maybe my pendulous breasts lull them or something.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 01, 2010 11:52 PM (RZ8pf)

--Works for me too!

One of the strangest weddings I went to, all the guests arrived and the bride and the groom come walking down the stairs (it was at a mansion) and say “surprise we’re already married, let’s party” and then the bride pulled off the bottom of her gown and she was in a short skirt and the party began.

Posted by: New fuckin' Jersey at April 01, 2010 11:54 PM (SwkdU)

Keep guessing; you ain't even CLOSE to wierd

Zeus is driving me crazy, Kratos.

How the hell do you kill that fucker?

--Works for me too!

Posted by: Helen Thomas at April 01, 2010 11:56 PM (Mmw0q)

You sure know how to ruin a mood

OK if IÂ’m turning on Helen Thomas now I am obviously doing something wrong.

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 01, 2010 11:48 PM (JrRME)

So much for trying to remember high-school French,

And so much for tomato vodka.

Another brilliant billion-dollar idea down the ol' hopper....

Posted by: jcjimi at April 01, 2010 11:54 PM (PQeZm)

--That is a great movie.  Even though it's a blah city, even makes me want to evisit New Delhi.

Yeah not sure what it says about me, but IÂ’m good at putting men to sleep.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 01, 2010 11:50 PM (RZ8pf)

Just don't lay on the remote.  That's all we ask.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at April 01, 2010 11:53 PM (J+w3O)

Justice O' the Peace, but here they call it a magistrate.

Posted by: New fuckin' Jersey at April 01, 2010 11:54 PM (SwkdU)

They make you get hitched twice there?  At least they didn't ask the question "Relationship to bride if any" on the license application.  That's a real question in Maryland BTW.  No shit.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 01, 2010 11:54 PM (RZ8pf)

Bunk!

How the hell do you kill that fucker?

Perseverance.  I like hitting him from the air, if that helps any.  

/I found the Zeus fight in GoW2 harder.

Posted by: Charles Johnson, Legendary Nazi Hunter at April 01, 2010 11:54 PM (sYxEE)

You don't even know what pendulous is!

I think you mean “petrified”

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at April 01, 2010 11:59 PM (J+w3O)

--They were straight.  They just dressed really, really well.

Aww heck, its April and I havenÂ’t taken my taxes to the accountant yet. Waaaaaaaa.

Have to file an extension anyway. But what sucks is you still need to pull everything together to do that.

And so much for tomato vodka.

Another brilliant billion-dollar idea down the ol' hopper....

Posted by: Ray-man at April 01, 2010 11:58 PM (qjE3g)

If you make it, the French will probably drink it.

Arrogance in France means a willingness to eat anything and then write a review on how delectable it tastes:  Snails, for fuck's sake.  They eat snails--even in working-class cafe's, not just Fancy Dining Establishments

snails......

Just don't lay on the remote.  That's all we ask.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at April 01, 2010 11:58 PM (ryXLv)

Ewww.  Remote wet spot?

All tastes and smells like piss to me.

Bourbon, son.  Don't get drunk.

Get Angry.

Tomato vodka already exists, look up Three Olives Vodka. They make pretty much every flavor of vodka.

460 wwwwoooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Do I even want to know?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 01, 2010 11:57 PM (RZ8pf)

Sounds like a good way to start every party...

Posted by: Z Ryan at April 02, 2010 12:03 AM (cMo6P)

Freckles on ta-tas.  Closest thing to heaven you will ever experience if it's on a ginger gal with green eyes.

Or Hades, depending on who you listen to.

One of the strangest weddings I went to, all the guests arrived and the bride and the groom come walking down the stairs (it was at a mansion) and say “surprise we’re already married, let’s party” and then the bride pulled off the bottom of her gown and she was in a short skirt and the party began.

Or maybe they donÂ’t make it anymore. At one point they did.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 02, 2010 12:06 AM (otlXg)

You get used to it.

Posted by: Hank Johnson at April 02, 2010 12:06 AM (wZHtU)

 But yeah, BO stands for nothing. 

Talkin' about Obama again?

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the African chick formerly known as african chick) at April 02, 2010 12:06 AM (sAV/Y)

"Eureka" is my motto and I always knew Bill O'R was a windbag.  Like a stopped clock, he's right twice a day.  ONLY twice a day.........

If a guy played Barry White music I would be laughing too hard to get it on.

If a guy played Barry White music I would be laughing too hard to get it on.

Posted by: GGE at April 02, 2010 12:11 AM (xRDxw)

Marvin Gaye all the way.

Actually I was thinking REM “It’s the End of the World As We Know It” but I might be a little weird.

Posted by: Blazer at April 02, 2010 12:13 AM (t72+4)

Posted by: GGE at April 02, 2010 12:12 AM (xRDxw)

Actually I was thinking REM “It’s the End of the World As We Know It” but I might be a little weird.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 02, 2010 12:14 AM (RZ8pf)

I've found that Stravinsky's Rite of Spring sets the proper mood and also gives one a lively rhythm with which to work.

Actually I was thinking REM “It’s the End of the World As We Know It” but I might be a little weird.

I hope that's a joke.  Michael Stipe will only get some men hard.  Not the kind you want...

Well Mallamutt, carry on, I completely understand those special married couple jokes. DidnÂ’t mean to disparage your boom chicka wow wow.

Posted by: Blazer at April 02, 2010 12:15 AM (t72+4)

The 1812 Overture can be stirring as well. Sometimes a bit too stirring.

We're talking beer here people, so pay attention!

beer is for chumps. and by that i mean that it is really hard to get from the store to home since i ride the bus. a handle, on the other hand, is easy

The 1812 Overture can be stirring as well. Sometimes a bit too stirring.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 02, 2010 12:17 AM (RZ8pf)

At my age, one cannon shot is the whole Overture.

Why do you always take two Baptists fishing?

If you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.

He didn't f***ing tell you to stop.

Z Ryan, some men donÂ’t last that long.

541 Don't make me break out the Tom Lehrer.  Everyone should know that spring is here by now.

Please do.

Posted by: GGE at April 02, 2010 12:17 AM (xRDxw)

I protest!

Women don't fart and do not have bad breath.

PGiS, in another life, you and I would have been fantastic together.

I know Z Ryan. Who knows, if subscribe to quantum theory perhaps somewhere on a parallel path to this one we are being fantastic together right now.

Posted by: Blazer at April 02, 2010 12:15 AM (t72+4)

Blazer, we had a platoon reunion in the midwest and went fishing on one of the guys pontoon boat on a river. He was in construction and had a 1/2 stick of dynomite. He threw it up river and then touched the wires to the battery to detonate it. Meanwhile the dynomite had drifted back under the front of the boat. It blew the plywood floor off and both coolers. All anyone could think of was save the beer.

it was before the Darwin awards or we would be famous

Posted by: Blazer at April 02, 2010 12:21 AM (t72+4)

That's why you use a Styrofoam cooler flotation device!

Will somebody please get Kratos laid?

Xanadu?

Will somebody please get Kratos laid?

I'll chip in $3 and the phone number of my grandmother

Will somebody please get Kratos laid?

The 1812 Overture can be stirring as well. Sometimes a bit too stirring.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 02, 2010 12:17 AM (RZ8pf)

Steak...its whats for dinner

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 02, 2010 12:23 AM (otlXg)

That's not what Randy Travis says.

He turned me down Z Ryan, I think heÂ’s holding out for Miss80sBaby.

18-1 Isn’t that Aaron Copeland’s “Rodeo”?

But there you are with yours

And here I am with mine

So I guess weÂ’ll just be leaving it at this.

I actually knew which song you meant. Sadly.

Blazer, we had a platoon reunion in the midwest and went fishing on one of the guys pontoon boat on a river. He was in construction and had a 1/2 stick of dynomite. He threw it up river and then touched the wires to the battery to detonate it. Meanwhile the dynomite had drifted back under the front of the boat. It blew the plywood floor off and both coolers. All anyone could think of was save the beer.

it was before the Darwin awards or we would be famous

Posted by: robtr at April 02, 2010 12:23 AM (fwSHf)

I'm really quite musical when I'm lubricated.

I sooooo did not need that image.

I sooooo did not need that image.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 02, 2010 12:31 AM (RZ8pf)

Oh yes you did.

So what job should I get now that there's going to be a little Z Ryan Jr. running around in 9 months?

Wow!  I had no idea!  Congratulations!  As far as a job, you can't go wrong with something in the Federal government, law enforcement is always good.  I think you should apply for one of them 16,000 IRS Agent gigs. 

OK, back to reading through the myriad of comments!  Hello all!

Mallamutt: “It’s a world of laughter, a world of tears, a world of hopes and a world of fears, there’s so much that we share, that it’s time we’re aware, it’s a small world after all.”

The universal “get a stuck song out of my head song”

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 02, 2010 12:31 AM (otlXg)

That would be funny if it wasn't so true...

Posted by: GGE at April 02, 2010 12:30 AM (xRDxw)

No political appointees in an Obama-Biden administration will be permitted to work on regulations or contracts directly and substantially related to their prior employer for two years. And no political appointee will be able to lobby the executive branch after leaving government service during the remainder of the administration.

I filled up for $2.69 the other day. It's got to be $3 in CA by now. Glad I'm out of there.

It's been about 2.95-3.03 from my area of socal since about november. when i was down there last week though, it was more like 3.13

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at April 02, 2010 12:33 AM (J+w3O)

OK, that's funny.

You're a bleeder.  You bleed too much.  You are a messy bleeder.

Posted by: Z Ryan at April 02, 2010 12:33 AM (cMo6P)

That, not so much.

Ouch Blazer!

I fell down the stairs while carrying my newborn son. I also heroically twisted and saved him while bashing my head into a post and knocking myself unconscious. The nurses at the hospital couldnÂ’t believe what good reflexes I had.

Hi runningrn, howÂ’s the family visit going?

No political appointees in an Obama-Biden administration will be permitted to work on regulations or contracts directly and substantially related to their prior employer for two years. And no political appointee will be able to lobby the executive branch after leaving government service during the remainder of the administration.

Posted by: Barack Obama at April 02, 2010 12:34 AM (bgcml)

You aren't funny either.  Except when you do that Al Jolson routine.  That's high-larious.

If Rum swoops in here and takes 666 I will shake my fist sternly at her.

I don't know where to take this from here, so fuck it:

April Fools.  80sBaby got it on the first response.

Drats, I totally fell for that! 

Today when I tried to leave work, my car wouldn't start--got that distinctive "click, click, click" sound when I tried to start it.  I had to call AAA (security wasn't around and my jumper cables weren't in the trunk--the empty case was).  The guy from AAA came and tested my battery, and it wouldn't hold a charge.  I had to buy a new battery on the spot (kind of glad, actually just to get it taken care of right away). 

I fell down the stairs while carrying my newborn son. I also heroically twisted and saved him while bashing my head into a post and knocking myself unconscious. The nurses at the hospital couldnÂ’t believe what good reflexes I had.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 02, 2010 12:35 AM (RZ8pf)

Listen, son. That blade is is meant to be impaling. Go ahead. impale that blade. it's all good.

_{Um...keep it in a "sheath", though.}

666? passe

669? class-eh

If Rum swoops in here and takes 666 I will shake my fist sternly at her.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 02, 2010 12:37 AM (RZ8pf)

Posted by: GGE at April 02, 2010 12:37 AM (xRDxw)

--Well, way to jinx it!

chemjeff -
Did you move recently?  I thought you were in SD but I saw on the area code thread the other day Oregon. 
So sad.  My plans to stalk you and appear in your lab to talk science have been dashed. snif, snif

y-not, chemjeff is in the witness protection program.  Everything you know about him is false and changing constantly.  When he came to the Seattle Moron Meet-up, we had to meet in the bowels of a dark, dank cave.

Thanks Blazer. Yeah, he didnÂ’t even cry, what alerted my husband was the loud noise my head made upon impacting the post. Luckily I have a hard head.

My son is the type of little kid that could cut off his arm and look at you and say it was OK and go back to playing. Sometimes it is really frustrating because heÂ’ll be banged up from something and have no clue from where. When he was younger and my ex and I werenÂ’t getting along as well it was more of a problem, but now we both sort of take it in stride.

Two weeks ago my son was regaling me with some playground story and he said, “yeah, she wasn’t even hurt, it wasn’t like the time I fell off the top of the monkey bars and hit my head on the ground.” Darn kid apparently got up, brushed himself off and went back to playing.

jcjimi had better be a dude because I have flirted wildly and inappropriately with him.

$3/gallon oil? Greedy big oil companies...

I'll make them stop just by using my mind.

It's for the folks...

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 02, 2010 12:42 AM (RZ8pf)

Chicks dig scars.

Posted by: GGE at April 02, 2010 12:41 AM (xRDxw)

jcjimi had better be a dude because I have flirted wildly and inappropriately with him.

Oh, I feel sorry for him then.

Kratos, did it escape your notice that your protector has gone to bed?

Posted by: I like Pepsi Products at April 02, 2010 12:44 AM (pq986)

--Actually, you didn;t.  Anyone of us smelled the stank on that shyte a mile away.  0bama don't play that shit unless it's a) meaningless, just a show, or b) there's a hdden quid pro quo or poison pill or c) both.

In the end there will only beÂ…Â…Â…..the greatness that isÂ…Â…Â….Zach Greinke.

Posted by: Mallamutt at April 02, 2010 12:41 AM (V9SYy)

...and the Royals will still be fighting with the Indians to be in the cellar!

jcjimi had better be a dude because I have flirted wildly and inappropriately with him.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 02, 2010 12:44 AM (RZ8pf)

Some guys have all the luck.

runningrn, I confess I didnÂ’t get the Kerry reference.

I don't need one, since the Gates of Hades could not hold me, and the Sisters of Fate could not control meÂ…

But a naked woman would have you running away like a girlie man.

150 miles offshore Virginia?!  what the ...Hey! Over here, bitches!

615...

I remember when Fox News first came on and O'Reilly made me an instant fan. I said then that it would become like anything else on t.v. that we enjoy: That once he was on the top he'd have to manufacture controversy to remain "cutting edge" and then pretend to be above the fray and, in the process, lose all authenticity.

Yep.

Whew, glad that tension is over.

runningrn, another thing on the thread that applies to you, storms forecast for our area overnight and into tomorrow. Possibly high winds.

Posted by: Kratos

Is that that thing where he wraps her tongue around... no, no, never mind.

Now they just make you squeal and whimper?

'Night, Mallamutt!

You'll keep beating me in the postings, though, I'm sure!

Well Bomber, good evening to you. Feel better now?

 Damn you, logprof!  That's the second time you denied me!

You got 420 though

Even for an ONT, this was a strange one.

I dropped out to check out some of my other regular reads and had to come back and share.

Pajiba always has really well-written reviews of movies and I love to look back through the archives, but tonight they reviewed a movie I've never heard of. It was so touching that I just wanted to know if anyone else hs seen it yet or plans on seeing it.

I kept the decadence down, I think. 

All right, time for me to turn in as well.

Have a goo dnight, all!

Well, I seen a vision of Jesus, and there's a bug crawlin' around on my screen that when I try to squish it it's inside the screen.

I knew it was a bad idea to give up drinkin'.

Good night to the turning in ones.

Why do I have the song “You gotta be starting something” going through my head? I blame Kratos.

I kept the decadence down, I think. 

Thank Zeus for your calming influence.

I completely did nothing my whole spring break. I had big plans. BIG plans. Instead I napped and hung out here.

My son is back Saturday afternoon. The Easter Bunny is bringing him a stuffed Pokemon, a Pokemon guidebook, and some new Lego sets. I hope the Easter Bunny is bringing me a big ass bottle of booze.

Posted by: curious at April 02, 2010 01:02 AM (p302b)

"Don't put Barry in the corner!"

Zeus is dead now.

Headline on one of our news sites here:

Woman: My Husband Shot My Boyfriend

I kept the decadence down, I think. 

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 02, 2010 12:58 AM (otlXg)

It's the estrogen shots..

Zeus is dead now.

Odin?

Hi runningrn, howÂ’s the family visit going?

PGIS, thanks for asking,  they get here tomorrow.  I hope they don't have any problems getting here.  Thanks for the heads up for the storm.  Drats!  I hope they don't have too much turbulence, (my sister has a 7 year old and a 3 year old).

It's the estrogen shots..

Are those like kamikazes?

Yes curious, it just seemed like it was easier to take a nap then face reality a few times this week.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 02, 2010 01:08 AM (otlXg)

It wasn't me. It was the asparagus pee talking.

My son is back Saturday afternoon. The Easter Bunny is bringing him a stuffed Pokemon, a Pokemon guidebook, and some new Lego sets. I hope the Easter Bunny is bringing me a big ass bottle of booze.

Ha!  I was just asking my husband the other day (while perusing the Target ad) since when did Easter morph into the second coming of Christmas?  Geez!  When I was a kid, i got a basket with candy and maybe a small stuffed animal.  I dyed eggs the night before Easter, then went to church the next a.m. in my new dress, shoes, gloves and Easter bonnet.  Wha' happen?

Well my sonÂ’s Easter Lego sets are the new Prince of Persia ones. He pretty much owns just about every Star Wars set now.

IÂ’m as big a kid about Lego sets as he is. Santa Claus gave me the carousel for Christmas. Of course I havenÂ’t started building it yet.

Wha' happen?

Mother guilt. And stupidity. Mostly stupidity on my part I think.

Yes curious, it just seemed like it was easier to take a nap then face reality a few times this week.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 02, 2010 01:10 AM (RZ8pf)"

But, that is ok.   You are a great mother and a great person.  You give your all and then some 24/7....so what if you regenerated you a little this week...you needed it and your body outsmarted your mind to get it....but don't feel guilty...feel glad...

PETA killed 86% of animals it "rescued."

Liberal hypocrites? What the deuce.

Last Easter my son got a Doctor Who Tardis set. It was from the UK and the directions were darn near impossible to follow. At one point my son said “I don’t understand how they can speak the same language as us and yet not make any sense.”

But, that is ok.   You are a great mother and a great person.  You give your all and then some 24/7....so what if you regenerated you a little this week...you needed it and your body outsmarted your mind to get it....but don't feel guilty...feel glad...

Curious, you are so spot on!  PGIS is an awesome mom!  And yeah, she should be glad not guilty!  Amen that!

Mother guilt. And stupidity. Mostly stupidity on my part I think.

Working model?

I would not be here if it was. I would be exploring space with David Tennant.

Posted by: curious at April 02, 2010 01:17 AM (p302b)

Danke shoen!

Thanks for the kind words, you guys always make me feel better!

runningrn, thankfully I donÂ’t have to pick him up, heÂ’s going back to his DadÂ’s for the night because they get in around midnight. IÂ’ll pick him up Saturday afternoon.

yo, did wtr show up yet?

i want to show kratos how to crush a soul

It is GenghisÂ’ birthday.

How the heck do you punctuate that? I always failed that part of the punctuation tests.