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April 24, 2010

Paging "The Biggest Loser"
— Jack M.

So our workaholic, nose to the grindstone, "all work and no play makes Barack a dull boy" President and his extremely elegant, petite and graceful wife did something unusual this weekend: they stayed in and enjoyed a quiet night to themselves.

ON BIZARRO EARTH!

On ours, however, the President took time off from improving his short game to travel down to Asheville, NC with ~~Michael Dorn~~ Michelle for yet another much ballyhooed "date night".

Now, normally I wouldn't be too much interested in the comings and goings of our First Couple. As long as I know they are nowhere near me, what with their entourage of traffic congesting Secret Service vehicles and the like, I'm O.K.

But I have been to Asheville on a number of occasions, and I was curious as to which restaurant they would visit. After all, while Barack Obama may look like a guy who gets by on the Asheville hippy standard menu of wheat-germ and ~~cocaine~~ organically grown, Fair Trade coffee, Michelle looks as though she requires, shall we say, a tad bit more substantive fare.

Fortunately, the New York Post was there to record the important meal for posterity. Here, then, is what the Obamas ordered.

The meal included BBQ ribs, greens, baked beans, corn pudding, mac & cheese and corn bread, guzzled back with icy cold sweet teas.

Now I could ask some relevant questions here. For example, how much salt do you think was in this meal? Isn't Michelle Obama supposed to be leading some kind of "war on obesity"? How many calories do you think were consumed here? Why did they even go to 12 Bones restaurant when that restaurant's menu doesn't include any nutritional information as required by the President's own health care law? How much sugar was in the sweet teas? Doesn't sugar contribute to diabetes which is an affliction that drives up health care costs? How many did they drink? Did they use artificial sweetener? What kind? How much did they use and was it a product that "scientific studies" have indicated raise the risk of cancer?

Like I say, I could ask these questions. But I'm a conservative, and, frankly I don't give a damn about what other people eat. The Obamas, though, seem to think that I should. Or, rather, that federal regulators should. And that I should face some sort of consequence from deviating from their imposed vision of a healthy diet.

Which, frankly, seems to be an instance of "doctor, heal thyself", really.

Who knows? Maybe Pres. Obama doesn't understand what folks mean when they rightly call the VAT a "consumption tax" and he just wants to gorge now while it remains "cost-effective" to do so. I could believe that.

In any event, it was nice of 12 Bones to go to the trouble of naming one of their sandwiches after the First Lady. They didn't have to do that, you know.

Posted by: Jack M. at 01:41 PM | Comments (280)
Post contains 496 words, total size 3 kb.

Who would buy a sandwich called The Worf?

Posted by: Cicero at April 24, 2010 01:44 PM (QKKT0)

2 Get off my back, I asked for a cup of Free Trade coffee afterwards

Posted by: King Barry I at April 24, 2010 01:45 PM (sYxEE)

3 Hogzilla. That's gonna leave a mark.

Posted by: Cicero at April 24, 2010 01:45 PM (QKKT0)

4 Let them eat low sodium biscuits!

Posted by: Michelle Antoinette at April 24, 2010 01:46 PM (sYxEE)

5 After this night out, Worf's "fight childhood obesity" PSA's will have to be shot from the nose up

Posted by: kbdabear at April 24, 2010 01:48 PM (sYxEE)

6 Salt and grease for me but not for thee.

Posted by: M'chelle at April 24, 2010 01:50 PM (Kn9r7)

7 So basically they get to fly first class around the country eating whatever they want while legislating away our ability to do the same and taxing it? For the second time in my life I am ashamed of my country, the first time was when we elected this idiot.

Posted by: Mr Pink at April 24, 2010 01:51 PM (0C432)

8 Did they have watermelon?

Posted by: Dan Rather at April 24, 2010 01:52 PM (H+ITy)

9 Barry demanded "Full Pork", no pulling pork for him. Pulled pork is misguided.

Was the pulled chicken killed humanely ... or was it choked?

Posted by: bill at April 24, 2010 01:53 PM (cqFRV)

10 More importantly, crazy tying goal by Kane in the last minute ... with Hossa in the box, no less.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 24, 2010 01:54 PM (+DnSU)

11 >.< When is this stuff going to stop? It's like we're serfs to them. Jeebus.

Posted by: DragonHawk at April 24, 2010 01:54 PM (uY6NU)

12 I noticed that salad is on the menu.

Posted by: Naan at April 24, 2010 01:56 PM (j5MTj)

13 Caps choked again last night..seriously can one area team win please?

Posted by: Mr Pink at April 24, 2010 01:57 PM (0C432)

14 GEAUX PREDS

Posted by: tmi3rd at April 24, 2010 01:58 PM (u+G1L)

Jesus...could you imagine how much it costs to feed M'chelle??

"You been here four hours. You go home now"

Posted by: beedubya at April 24, 2010 01:59 PM (AnTyA)

At some time in the future somebody is going is going to confuse the pictures of Michelle hiking with a documented sighting of the Sasquatch.

Posted by: artesianorst at April 24, 2010 01:59 PM (ONj4S)

17 I would have loved to tickle those ribs....

Just sayin..

Posted by: Eric J. Massa at April 24, 2010 01:59 PM (e9JZd)

18 I noticed that salad is on the menu.

Posted by: Naan at April 24, 2010 05:56 PM (j5MTj)

This is on the taxpayers' dime, and arugula is through the roof.

It's called deficit reduction.

Posted by: B. H. Obama at April 24, 2010 02:00 PM (H+ITy)

19 Leave them alone, they is aconomee stumlatin.

Posted by: JavaJoe at April 24, 2010 02:01 PM (e9JZd)

20 At some time in the future somebody is going is going to confuse the pictures of Michelle hiking with a documented sighting of the Sasquatch.

From the comments at the NY POST:
I've seen this photo before and the consensus among most BigFoot watchers is that it's a hoax.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at April 24, 2010 02:01 PM (H+ITy)

21 Two legs better.

Posted by: Truman North at April 24, 2010 02:03 PM (FjC5u)

22
Hogzilla- held together with a mini boob belt. Sauce that would choke a goat.

Posted by: Atomic Roach at April 24, 2010 02:04 PM (Oxen1)

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz

Hey Herr, are you originally from where you live now?

I just heard a blast from the past..Fear is Never Boring by the Bears..Adrian Belew's local band.

Know it?

Posted by: beedubya at April 24, 2010 02:04 PM (AnTyA)

24 Frank Davis taught me to ask for the choked chicken ...

Pop switches channels, takes another
 Shot of Seagrams, neat, and asks 
What to do with me, a green young man

Take him down to 12 bones, order up
BBQ ribs, cornbread, greens ...

Points out the same amber
Stain on his shorts that IÂ’ve got on mine, and
Makes me smell his smell, coming
From me; and my BBQ ribs ...

Posted by: barry soetoro at April 24, 2010 02:06 PM (cqFRV)

25 In any event, it was nice of 12 Bones to go to the trouble of naming one of their sandwiches after the First Lady. They didn't have to do that, you know.

LOL you can put lipstick on Hogzilla, but it will still crush your little town beneath its foot and take out a hospital or two with its fiery breath. No wonder they delayed flights down there this afternoon!

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at April 24, 2010 02:07 PM (mHQ7T)

26 Hey, I live in NC.

Asheville BBQ SUCKS.

You have a hard time fucking up beans and collar greens.

My guess? This place is the only Black BBQ place in Asheville.

I'll look it up, the brothers are somewhat scarce in the Asheville.

Now, hippies? Shit they got em and their parents too.

Maybe "the one" just wanted to score a good joint, he came to the right town.

Posted by: Kemp at April 24, 2010 02:07 PM (2+9Yx)

27 Never got much into Belew, actually. He's a legend in these here parts, though.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at April 24, 2010 02:08 PM (H+ITy)

_{In any event, it was nice of 12 Bones to go to the trouble of naming one of their}_{sandwiches after the First Lady}_{. They didn't have to do that, you know.}

I'll take a 'Silverback' on Toasted Rye. Hold the Breast Belt, please.

Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2010 02:08 PM (xh50f)

29 "Our failure to act responsibly at the federal level will only open the door to irresponsibility by others," Mr. Obama said, wiping BBQ sauce off his chin at the Twelve Bones Smokehouse. "That includes, for example, the recent efforts in Asheville, NC which threaten to (burp) undermine basic notions of fairness that we cherish as Americans, as well as the trust between pulled pork and our stomachs that is so crucial to keeping us safe."

Posted by: Barry Obama at April 24, 2010 02:08 PM (vLIom)

30 20 HAHAHA!

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at April 24, 2010 02:09 PM (mHQ7T)

31 You have a hard time fucking up beans and collar greens.

It's easy if you fertilize 'em with lead.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at April 24, 2010 02:09 PM (H+ITy)

32 I'll take a 'Silverback' on Toasted Rye.

A'k Trokut Ga, please. Hold the pickle. _{(With apologies to Larry Sinclair.)}

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at April 24, 2010 02:11 PM (H+ITy)

You know why Michelle had the Rack o' Ribs?

Because a 'Chicago Dog' just doesn't fill a girl up!

(Go Hawks!)

Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2010 02:12 PM (vuNYX)

Never got much into Belew

He's actually playing at the Fairfield Community Center tonight..no shit.

Shades of Spinal Tap

"Boston's not much of a college town, anyway."

Posted by: beedubya at April 24, 2010 02:12 PM (AnTyA)

Hey..I just saw where pork belly futures just went through the roof..

...anyone have any idea why?

Posted by: beedubya at April 24, 2010 02:13 PM (AnTyA)

36 Looks like it's just another hippie restaurant, not Black.
Guess The One won't score, unless the bell boy at the Grove Park comes through. $50 will guarantee it.

Posted by: Kemp at April 24, 2010 02:14 PM (2+9Yx)

37 Aaaaaugh. Quite the win by the Blackhawks (through gritted teeth).

Posted by: tmi3rd at April 24, 2010 02:16 PM (u+G1L)

38 All that hog fat will be good for the First Wookie's coat

Posted by: beedubya at April 24, 2010 02:18 PM (AnTyA)

Hossa should get a game or two for that push/hit...

But I am a Happy Human! Kaner just f'n kills.

Good Hockey.

Wish I could say I was sorry, tmi3.

Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2010 02:19 PM (vuNYX)

After their restaurant visit, the Obamas attended a local "tractor pulling" contest.

Here's a pic of Michelle winning a special women's event:

http://tinyurl.com/2fjqm2a

Posted by: effinayright at April 24, 2010 02:19 PM (3sB5l)

41 Did David Brooks order a Wedgie Salad? He was there covering the first coupling for the Times, wasn't he?

Posted by: andycanuck at April 24, 2010 02:20 PM (ocax6)

42 That better have been a free range hog that they porked down.

Posted by: Animal Rights Gal at April 24, 2010 02:20 PM (iyyNK)

43 Petite is throwing a gem right now...he looks good this year.

Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2010 02:21 PM (vuNYX)

44 So is the name of that Michelle inspired samwich, Hogzilla?

By the way, I am really hungry for some slowly smoked country style ribs. Okay, just give me some baby back then. What, you are out because the hog ate em all!

The hell you say!

Posted by: jlfintx at April 24, 2010 02:22 PM (Wnk4X)

45 Just looked at the pic with the story...Michelle O sure does put the "ASS" in MASSIVE.

Posted by: Olivia Newton John at April 24, 2010 02:23 PM (s3LK6)

46 Jack, that post was hysterical. It's nice that we can still laugh as the world is being torn down around us. Thanks for the respite.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at April 24, 2010 02:23 PM (N49h9)

47 I really, truly, absolutely hate nanny staters and their bullshit about wanting to control what the rest of us eat. I don't care if the Obama's ate an entire pig roast pig, as long as they keep their noses out of what I consume.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 24, 2010 02:24 PM (iyyNK)

48 Just looked at the pic with the story...Michelle O sure does put the "ASS" in MASSIVE.
I'm surprised the planets don't rotate around her! BTW, that's not what I meant by gravity, my ass.

Posted by: sir issac newton at April 24, 2010 02:26 PM (ocax6)

49 If you read the menu, you'll note that they got two extra sides.

That is not the example a President should set.

Then again, neither is smoking weed, or maybe some blow when you can get it, giving away our nuclear capabilities, or marrying outside one's species.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at April 24, 2010 02:26 PM (H+ITy)

50 I wonder if Bammy got his pork pulled while he was there.

Posted by: mpfs at April 24, 2010 02:27 PM (QuP9W)

51 Listen, my adoring peons, I'm completely committed to my administration's policy of low-sodium low-fat government-approved food. To balance out today's harmless bit of splurging, I will spend the next week only eating rice cakes (imported from Hamamatsu), clean spring water (shipped from Aix-les-Bains) and pharmaceutical-grade blow (direct from Colombia, and which you can be sure I'll do off of Rahm's chiseled abs).

Posted by: Mentat-Emperor-God Baracky the Oneth at April 24, 2010 02:27 PM (+DnSU)

52 I know the thought is hard to imagine.

Think Barry will get laid tonight?

Pork Ribs will get a sister horny, so I've heard.

Z that true?

Posted by: Kemp at April 24, 2010 02:28 PM (2+9Yx)

53 I wonder if Bammy got his pork pulled while he was there.

Posted by: mpfs at April 24, 2010 06:27 PM (QuP9W)

No.

Posted by: Three Former Members of His Church at April 24, 2010 02:29 PM (H+ITy)

I just signed an executive order banning Jack M. from ever eating again.

Posted by: Barry Obama at April 24, 2010 02:29 PM (P33XN)

55 Apparently it was the only resturant in the area that displayed it's menu on a teleprompter, making it the obvious choice.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 24, 2010 02:29 PM (rf03a)

56 Think Barry will get laid tonight?

No.

Posted by: Three Former Members of His Church at April 24, 2010 02:29 PM (H+ITy)

50 I wonder if Bammy got his pork pulled while he was there

Sorry..couldn't make it. I was having dinner with Peg Noonan and Chrissy Buckley at the yacht club

Posted by: David Brooks at April 24, 2010 02:29 PM (AnTyA)

Z that true?

HA HA!

At least you didn't threaten him for going out on the town with said sister.

Posted by: Barry Obama at April 24, 2010 02:30 PM (P33XN)

59 Gee, it's like you never heard "Do as I say, not as I do" from a liberal.

Posted by: shibumi at April 24, 2010 02:30 PM (OKZrE)

60 Away sockpuppet, away!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 24, 2010 02:31 PM (P33XN)

61 OK, think he'll get stoned? That organic stuff they have up there is pretty good, so I've heard. That or the shine, shit they got it all.

Posted by: Kemp at April 24, 2010 02:31 PM (2+9Yx)

Think Barry will get laid tonight?

M'chelle was all greased up with that hog fat and ready

Posted by: beedubya at April 24, 2010 02:31 PM (AnTyA)

63 Pork! I must kill you infidels! And bring me a boy.

Posted by: the prophet mohammed at April 24, 2010 02:31 PM (7VvJB)

64 C'mon, Jack M. Quit hasslin' me. I'm just gonna eat my corn pudding right now.

Posted by: Barack Obama, Waffle Czar at April 24, 2010 02:31 PM (swuwV)

65 Apparently it was the only resturant in the area that displayed it's menu on a teleprompter, making it the obvious choice.

He was 20 minutes ordering the "Um, uhh, let me be, uh, clear, umm" platter, so I threw their fucking asses out.

Posted by: The Restaurant Down the Street at April 24, 2010 02:32 PM (H+ITy)

Think Barry will get laid tonight?

Of Course! It's my job to make sure this president succeeds!

Posted by: Chris Matthews at April 24, 2010 02:32 PM (s3LK6)

67 So who paid? Cash or Visa?

Posted by: Kemp at April 24, 2010 02:33 PM (2+9Yx)

Think Barry will get laid tonight?

Of Course! It's my job to make sure this president succeeds!

Posted by: Chris Matthews at April 24, 2010 06:32 PM (s3LK6)

I am NOT crawling up there again.

Posted by: Tingle at April 24, 2010 02:33 PM (H+ITy)

69 Are we sure he wasn't eating Joooo ribs? Some of my relatives haven't answered my phone call the past few days.

Posted by: mpfs at April 24, 2010 02:33 PM (QuP9W)

70 So who paid?

You did, sucka!

Posted by: Mentat-Emperor-God Baracky the Oneth at April 24, 2010 02:33 PM (+DnSU)

71 So who paid? Cash or Visa?

Posted by: Kemp at April 24, 2010 06:33 PM (2+9Yx)

You did. On credit, of course.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at April 24, 2010 02:33 PM (H+ITy)

That picture of M'Chelle trompin' through the woods??

...she looks almost human...it's amazing

Posted by: beedubya at April 24, 2010 02:34 PM (AnTyA)

To M'chelle, it's not a buffet..

...it's a trough

Posted by: beedubya at April 24, 2010 02:34 PM (AnTyA)

74 Are we sure he wasn't eating Joooo ribs? Some of my relatives haven't answered my phone call the past few days.

Posted by: mpfs at April 24, 2010 06:33 PM (QuP9W)

The horseradish makes them too spicy for Michelle the Impaler.

Posted by: B. H. Obama at April 24, 2010 02:35 PM (H+ITy)

75 We all know the pork butt is actually the pork shoulder, but what do you call those delicious barbeque'd hog balls?

Posted by: Fish at April 24, 2010 02:35 PM (M5t+h)

I know the thought is hard to imagine.

Think Barry will get laid tonight?

How many men have you been with before me?

How much do you weigh?

Will Barry get laid tonight?

These are questions a man should never, ever, never ask. You don't want to know the answer, and wouldn't get an honest one even if you did.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 24, 2010 02:35 PM (rf03a)

77 If Hogzilla is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 24, 2010 02:35 PM (o6p2r)

78 #69

Joo ribs too tough.

Posted by: Zombie Yasser at April 24, 2010 02:36 PM (2+9Yx)

Did they order Moon Pies and RC Cola for dessert?

If not, they faked it in North Carolina.

Posted by: Fish at April 24, 2010 02:36 PM (M5t+h)

80 Did Orca travel with Barack and James Brown for the feast?

Posted by: Fish at April 24, 2010 02:37 PM (M5t+h)

81 With all this fucking nonsense, skulduggery and so forth going on in government at every level... with the socialists finally defeating Americans... thanks, guys, for being here to comiserate with me.

Posted by: Truman North at April 24, 2010 02:37 PM (FjC5u)

82 what do you call those delicious barbeque'd hog balls?
Breakfast.

Posted by: M'che'lle at April 24, 2010 02:37 PM (ocax6)

What the heck are they doing out in the woods?

Did Barry find a treasure map or something?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 24, 2010 02:38 PM (P33XN)

84 #79

It's Asheville, Moon Pies aren't organic.

Posted by: Kemp at April 24, 2010 02:38 PM (2+9Yx)

Tonight on HardBalls:

It's amazing just how this glamorous first couple can act like they're just regular ol' people. Think about it, here we have the president of the United Staes sucking the grease and bbq sauce off of michelles fingers, while she's sitting there knawing on a neck bone. It's great!

Posted by: Chris Matthews at April 24, 2010 02:38 PM (s3LK6)

86 The meal included BBQ ribs, greens, baked beans, corn pudding, mac & cheese and corn bread, guzzled back with icy cold sweet teas.
----

Okay, but then what did he eat?

Posted by: Adrian at April 24, 2010 02:38 PM (Y5VGm)

87 I would pay good $$ to see a smackdown contest between Hogzilla and Godzilla.

I'm putting my money behind God.

Posted by: Miss Cleo at April 24, 2010 02:38 PM (pq986)

88 [. . .] with Michael Dorn Michelle [. . .]

*clap*

*clap*

*clap*
*clap*
*clap* *clap* *clap* *clap*

Posted by: Z Ryan at April 24, 2010 02:39 PM (cMo6P)

89 Apparently "the wealth" is not the only thing Obama likes to spread around. BTW Hossa is a f'n goon.

Posted by: Lowell at April 24, 2010 02:39 PM (/s24O)

I live just west of Asheville. The SS is all over the place. Yesterday, downtown was in gridlock while the indonesian imbecile and shebacca drove through. Black helicopters flying over and today, F-16's controlling the airspace. These two hypocrites on steroids have cost the taxpayer God only knows how much for their "date night". What a fuckin joke. The only consolation is that itÂ’s raining today and will again tomorrow, so shit for brains won't be able to golf. The Grove Park Inn completely renovated the suite they are staying in. Wonder if the taxpayer will pick-up the tab for that shit too. I wanted to go stand outside the hotel with a sign saying "YOU SUCK", but I get my retirement benefit from uncle sugar so my husband recommended we stay home. All the liberal douchebags are lining the streets to watch for his entourage so they can ooh and ahh over their messiah. I always thought clintoon the clown was an embarrassment, but this moron tops him by a mile. They have to be the most tacky first couple we've had. 2012 can't get here soon enough. In closing let me just say THANK YOU 52%, you fucking assholes. I hope most of you are out of work.

Posted by: Theresa, MSgt (ret), USAF at April 24, 2010 02:39 PM (NJzZr)

91 Is that Michelle's stomach on that NY Post advertisement on the left?

Probably too small to be hers. Not enough rolls of fat either.

Posted by: jlfintx at April 24, 2010 02:40 PM (Wnk4X)

Tonight on HardBalls:

Posted by: Dynomutt After Dark at April 24, 2010 02:41 PM (1HKg5)

93 Z that true?
Posted by: Kemp

How did you even know I was here?!

Posted by: Z Ryan at April 24, 2010 02:41 PM (cMo6P)

94 http://tinyurl.com/268t4mp I pray that this moron doesn't actually believe that GM is out of the woods permanently, and that their recent failure was mainly due to the current economic crisis. The automakers have had the same problems for decades. Every time the economy does poorly, they come close to going belly up. Their pension situation is still bad. I swear if Obama bails out the UAW pension system, I will go to every UAW member I know and personally tell them to screw off.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 24, 2010 02:41 PM (iyyNK)

It sure is gonna suck when they finally get around to reading that medical study that was published in April, 2009 from UT Southwestern (using data from the Multi-Ethnic Study of Atherosclerosis, aka MESA study) which shows that over time drinking ONE beverage per week sweetened with artificial sweeteners increased the risk of developing Type II diabetes by 67%, while NO increased risk was seen in ANYONE who drank beverages sweetened with sugar.....

My husband did his own experiment because his blood sugar numbers were getting in the "iffy" range - he quit drinking diet drinks and switched to regular sodas. In less than 3 months - with NO other changes - his blood sugar dropped over 13 points, back into the normal range. I've always consumed "regular" sodas, and my blood sugar numbers have always been just fine (even though I am in the Gabriel Iglesias "DAMN!" weight class.....).

Same thing goes for dietary fat and cholesterol numbers and how LOWER cholesterol numbers actually INCREASE a male's heart attack risk (for women, the number by itself doesn't mean a damn thing).....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at April 24, 2010 02:42 PM (tveti)

96 #90

That is great.
Fuck Asheville and the democrats that they elect.

May the T storms coming there way, RIGHT NOW, knock out the power for days on end.

Posted by: Kemp at April 24, 2010 02:42 PM (2+9Yx)

What the heck are they doing out in the woods?

Did Barry find a treasure map or something?

He asked his advisors if he was going to be defeated in 2012, but couldn't understand the answer they gave. Hence the research into the defecation habits of wild bears.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 24, 2010 02:42 PM (rf03a)

98 On a bright note, North Carolina locals were relieved to find that it wasn't Sasquatch they kept spotting in the hills around Asheville, it was Michele.

Posted by: 48%er at April 24, 2010 02:42 PM (gxpfq)

99
re: GM

it's just another example of the Obama admin jerking us off

Posted by: Dynomutt After Dark at April 24, 2010 02:43 PM (1HKg5)

100

How did you even know I was here?!

AOSHQ is the Overlook Hotel of the Internet. We're all here, all the time, even when we think we aren't.

We've always been here.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 24, 2010 02:43 PM (P33XN)

101 Asheville haiku

Barbecue they ate
salt fatty cholesterol
hypocrites they are

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 24, 2010 02:43 PM (JrRME)

102 I just showed up for the first time today. Happened to read this thread. Awesome.

I don't know about the sisters, but I know pork ribs get me going.

Posted by: Z Ryan at April 24, 2010 02:44 PM (cMo6P)

103 It's Asheville, Moon Pies aren't organic.

Posted by: Kemp at April 24, 2010 06:38 PM (2+9Yx)

Then they flew home to the White House where Barack had a Brillo Pad like dessert called taco.

Posted by: Fish at April 24, 2010 02:44 PM (M5t+h)

104 93 Z that true?
Posted by: Kemp

How did you even know I was here?!

Karl gave me a tin hat at the lunch yesterday.

Posted by: Kemp at April 24, 2010 02:44 PM (2+9Yx)

105

Then they flew home to the White House where Barack had a Brillo Pad like dessert called taco.

Posted by: Fish at April 24, 2010 06:44 PM (M5t+h)

You're fucking sick dude.

Posted by: Olivia Newton John at April 24, 2010 02:45 PM (s3LK6)

106
Remember the other day when I was talking about how typical of the Left it is to keep telling us tomorrow will be a better day; their 'plan' is working?

"Don't Stop Thinking About Tomorrow"

Joe Biden is out there predicting BIG job creation...next month.

It's all gonna be great...tomorrow, they explained...now shut up.

Posted by: Dynomutt After Dark at April 24, 2010 02:45 PM (1HKg5)

107 I've said it before, the precedent is a little prick.

Posted by: 57 States at April 24, 2010 02:46 PM (HayMb)

108 If you think of the most miserable hump you've ever had in your life, you can bet that Michelle is far worse, and she probably comes with a built-in respirator to avoid the stench.

Posted by: Fish at April 24, 2010 02:46 PM (M5t+h)

109 They will have to pry my sweet tea from my cold dead hand.

Posted by: KelliD at April 24, 2010 02:47 PM (Q9Cny)

110

65 Too funny.

I just wanted to say, does the M'chelle sandwich have grok in it?

Posted by: dagny at April 24, 2010 02:47 PM (1WNXp)

111 107 I've said it before, the precedent is a little prick.

You have no idea...

Posted by: Michelle at April 24, 2010 02:47 PM (Y5VGm)

112 I always found the description a Doberman in a dress to describe Hogzilla

Posted by: Just Me at April 24, 2010 02:47 PM (45z+3)

113 If you think of the most miserable hump you've ever had in your life, you can bet that Michelle is far worse, and she probably comes with a built-in respirator to avoid the stench.

Posted by: Fish at April 24, 2010 06:46 PM (M5t+h)

It's sickening, but still funny as shit.

Posted by: Olivia Newton John at April 24, 2010 02:48 PM (s3LK6)

114 That menu looks to be in trouble. The 1/4 chicken plate dark meat was only $5 while the 1/4 chicken plate "light" meat (we know they mean "white" meat) was $6. Racists!!!

Equal prices for chicken meat of all colors!! I demand it. I'll call the Southern Christian Leadership Conference and alert them, immediately. This racism cannot stand.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at April 24, 2010 02:48 PM (N49h9)

115

Then they flew home to the White House where Barack had a Brillo Pad like dessert called taco.

*vomits*

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 24, 2010 02:48 PM (P33XN)

116

AOSHQ is the Overlook Hotel of the Internet. We're all here, all the time, even when we think we aren't.

You're right. Watch this.

Hey 'Nam Grunt, I see you. Hey, Toby928, stand up and say hi to Chuck, god love ya, what am I talking about.

Posted by: Dynomutt After Dark at April 24, 2010 02:48 PM (1HKg5)

117 I live in Asheville. Did they really go to 12 Bones? I want to know which local eateries to avoid.

Also, the weather is wet and cold here today. Rest of the week it was sunny and nice. Coincidence?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 24, 2010 02:48 PM (eNxMU)

118

Tonight I will attempt my most dangerous stunt to date...

I will ride across the white house lawn with a hamburger on my back.

Please pray for my safety!

Posted by: Evel Knievel at April 24, 2010 02:50 PM (s3LK6)

119 "The Obama's took a number just like everyone else -- theirs was 666 99 -- and sat down at a table to wait for their order."

Whew! That was a close one. It almost made to to print!

Posted by: NYPost Senior Editor at April 24, 2010 02:50 PM (swuwV)

120

Video of M'Chelle giving the commencement address at UNC Asheville

..gotta admit..she gives a helluva speech

Posted by: beedubya at April 24, 2010 02:50 PM (AnTyA)

121 While at the restaurant, Barack was overheard ordering General Tso's chicken without the cackle and a side order of wagyu hamburger.

Posted by: Fish at April 24, 2010 02:51 PM (M5t+h)

122

I was curious as to which restaurant they would visit. After all, while Barack Obama may look like a guy who gets by on the Asheville hippy standard menu of wheat-germ and cocaine organically grown, Fair Trade coffee, Michelle looks as though she requires, shall we say, a tad bit more substantive fare.

You mean like a fine, well-served plate of boqrat?

Posted by: 57 States at April 24, 2010 02:51 PM (HayMb)

123 Yeah, all you Nazis will find some contrived, obscure way, no matter how meritless, to mock these uber inlightined, evolvided persuns!

These people are my heroes! They are the future! We will teach all the children like this! And after November, when the Democrats win hundreds more seats AND WE HAVE COMPLETE CONTROL, we will make you worship the real God like this!

Posted by: KayInMaine at April 24, 2010 02:52 PM (+XzmP)

124

I don't see the resemblence:

http://yfrog.com/09halloween4j

Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 24, 2010 02:52 PM (rf03a)

125 I believe that the O has just been served.

Posted by: MAJ O at April 24, 2010 02:53 PM (ThQkB)

126
wow you know all that talk about Sandra Bullock being a good actress?

well, DEMOLITION MAN is on tv right now and I'm watching the scene where she and Sylvester Stallone are back at the apartment.

THERE HAS NEVER BEEN A WORSE-ACTED, STUPID SCENE IN CINEMATIC HISTORY. That scene is so bad it might have caused a rip in the time-space continuum, whatever that is.

Posted by: Dynomutt After Dark at April 24, 2010 02:53 PM (1HKg5)

127 For some reason, flies kept swarming all over Michelle.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 24, 2010 02:54 PM (P33XN)

128 That scene is so bad it might have caused a rip in the time-space continuum, whatever that is.

Posted by: Dynomutt After Dark at April 24, 2010 06:53 PM (1HKg5)

One time Barry caused a rip in my anus when he gave me his New York Post.

Posted by: Chris Matthews at April 24, 2010 02:55 PM (s3LK6)

129

112 107 I've said it before, the precedent is a little prick.

You have no idea...

Yes I do. The difference between Barock and me is that he pisses on his balls.

Posted by: 57 States at April 24, 2010 02:55 PM (HayMb)

130 You know, since it is going to rain like hell tomorrow, god willing, the one should go to the largest private home in the country, The Biltmore House.

Which, because of the inheritance taxes, will be confiscated when the Cecils die. It was built by Vanderbilt at the turn or the century.

http://tinyurl.com/yae9hzl

Obama's grand dad was herding cattle somewhere in Kenya then.

Posted by: Kemp at April 24, 2010 02:55 PM (2+9Yx)

131
Kay has gotta be Liberal Larry. Remember him?

Posted by: Dynomutt After Dark at April 24, 2010 02:55 PM (1HKg5)

132
OT: Anyone see the photo on Drudge of Bigfoot tromping through the brush in a jogging suit?

Posted by: Dang at April 24, 2010 02:55 PM (UA4gE)

133 Is it true that Michelle and Barry's Secret Service names are Fat Man and Little Boy?

Posted by: Breaker19 at April 24, 2010 02:56 PM (WKOhn)

134 Kay has gotta be Liberal Larry. Remember him?
Posted by: Dynomutt After Dark

I miss his blog

I'm going to mourn it like hippies mourn trees.

Posted by: Z Ryan at April 24, 2010 02:57 PM (cMo6P)

135

RE: Demolition Man

Look for the scene where the audience learns that the authorities banned salt.

THAT COULD NEVER HAPPEN IN A MILLION YEARS! IT'S SO LAUGHABLY RIDICULOUS WE THREW IT IN A MOVIE FOR GIGGLES.

Wait...what?

Hollywood remakes Demolition Man and this time has nothing but praise for the future utopia Stallone wakes up in.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 24, 2010 02:58 PM (P33XN)

136
Larry was the original sockpuppet.

Posted by: Dynomutt After Dark at April 24, 2010 02:58 PM (1HKg5)

137 Wonder if Barry used a negro dialect when ordering?

Posted by: Olivia Newton John at April 24, 2010 02:59 PM (s3LK6)

138 http://blamebush.typepad.com/

Posted by: Z Ryan at April 24, 2010 02:59 PM (cMo6P)

139 But most importantly, what did they eat for dessert? Did President Obama have a slice of pie?

Posted by: Panting and Drooling Lamestream Media at April 24, 2010 02:59 PM (CfmlF)

140

The meal included BBQ ribs, greens, baked beans, corn pudding, mac & cheese and corn bread, guzzled back with icy cold sweet teas

sheesh, these days we're eating top romein, sometimes with a couple of cans of veggies thrown in.

seriously , sounds like some really wonderous food, well... if it happens to be beef ribs.

see, I'm like Dave, I'd say yeah! a fun meal , real down home American meal ...if they weren't intruding on my Right to eat what I want.

no donuts and salt for us.

Posted by: willow at April 24, 2010 03:00 PM (7FgWm)

141 The White House physicians and scientists will be examining both the President and his wife's turds tomorrow morning. They always check out the fecal matter of the President. What was digested, what wasn't. It's all a matter of routine. Length and girth is also examined, and compared with other presidents. Bill and Hillary hold the record for longest and thickest turds since the beginning of these examinations.

Posted by: Dr. Hooptybalz at April 24, 2010 03:00 PM (r0u40)

142 But most importantly, what did they eat for dessert? Did President Obama have a slice of pie? Did they get a doggie bag for Bo?

Posted by: cub reporter at April 24, 2010 03:00 PM (4Kl5M)

143

Look for the scene where the audience learns that the authorities banned salt.

You're not kidding, are you? I vaguely remember that. But come on, really?

Posted by: Dynomutt After Dark at April 24, 2010 03:00 PM (1HKg5)

144 Equal prices for chicken meat of all colors!! I demand it. I'll call the Southern Christian Leadership Conference and alert them, immediately. This racism cannot stand.
The Southern Poultry Law Center will back you up 100% in that fight.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 24, 2010 03:01 PM (ocax6)

145 Peter Percival Patterson had a pet pig named Porky
This Pet Pig named Porky loved pie
He loved pizza pie, pumpkin pie, pineapple pie, pizza pie, mints tarts
And Peter Percival Patterson's pet pig Porky loved
Pie for breakfast, pie for lunch, pie in the afternoon and pie before he
Went to bed.
Peter Percival Patterson's pet pig Porky ate soo much pie,
Do you know what he did?
He popped.

Posted by: Theresa D at April 24, 2010 03:02 PM (iGCmo)

146

Wow, to think that Barry and Michelle would leave the gated enclaves of the Manor to come down to NC and mingle with the serfs. How completely unprecedented! No other president before Obama ever hobnobbed with the regular people. I mean the Bushes were very cordial with the wait staff at the Yacht Club, but that was the extent of their interactions with the little people. Long live Barack! Long live Michelle! Yeesh!

Posted by: runningrn at April 24, 2010 03:02 PM (CfmlF)

147 Guys- can I just finish my ribs, greens, baked beans, corn pudding, mac & cheese and corn bread, and icy cold sweet teas?

Posted by: President Jugears McFuckstick at April 24, 2010 03:02 PM (JL3qV)

148
MINORITY REPORT was all about thought control and preventing future crimes.

Kinda like how the Left wants to put all the Tea Partiers in jail for crimes and violence that *might* happen.

Posted by: Dynomutt After Dark at April 24, 2010 03:03 PM (1HKg5)

149 Barack originally ordered a pulled pork sandwich with arugula but the country bumpkin taking the order told him "we don't serve no rabbit food on our cue, take it or leave it boy?"

Posted by: Fish at April 24, 2010 03:03 PM (M5t+h)

150

Did they get a doggie bag for Bo?

No. Michelle just put the leftovers in her pouch.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 24, 2010 03:04 PM (P33XN)

151

Did you see M'Chelle's footwear??

...fabulous!!!

Posted by: beedubya at April 24, 2010 03:04 PM (AnTyA)

152 Guys- can I just finish my ribs, greens, baked beans, corn pudding, mac & cheese and corn bread, and icy cold sweet teas? Posted by: President Jugears McFuckstick

As if anyone in the press would be asking him a difficult question...

Posted by: Z Ryan at April 24, 2010 03:04 PM (cMo6P)

153 142 The White House physicians and scientists will be examining both the President and his wife's turds tomorrow morning. They always check out the fecal matter of the President. What was digested, what wasn't. It's all a matter of routine. Length and girth is also examined, and compared with other presidents. Bill and Hillary hold the record for longest and thickest turds since the beginning of these examinations. Impossible! Until Randy Bravlofsky had his record poop, Bono was the largest recorded one (weight in Courics). Google it!

Posted by: runningrn at April 24, 2010 03:04 PM (CfmlF)

154 138 Wonder if Barry used a negro dialect when ordering?

In Asheville it would be barely understood. Now if he's spoken in Tennessee redneck, he'd gotten extra portions.

Posted by: Kemp at April 24, 2010 03:05 PM (2+9Yx)

155

You're not kidding, are you? I vaguely remember that. But come on, really?

I think it's the scene where Stallone is dining in the Taco Bell with the grand poobah and his entourage.

Salt was deemed harmful and is therefore illegal.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 24, 2010 03:06 PM (P33XN)

156
http://blamebush.typepad.com/

people are STILL leaving comments on his last post!

Posted by: Dynomutt After Dark at April 24, 2010 03:08 PM (1HKg5)

157

In closing let me just say THANK YOU 52%, you fucking assholes. I hope most of you are out of work.

Posted by: Theresa, MSgt (ret), USAF at April 24, 2010 06:39 PM (NJzZr)

I betcha the leftards that voted for the Kenesian Imbecile ARE the majority that are out of work. Unfortunately for the rest of us their full time job IS being unemployed.

Posted by: torabora at April 24, 2010 03:08 PM (HJP9B)

158 So, anyone know yet what's on a Klingon Klub sandwich? Them's wasn't sprouts, that was gagh!

Posted by: Fyzycyst at April 24, 2010 03:08 PM (ng3i7)

159 Michelle normally wears combat boots when fucking with the White House staff or her 68 member personal staff, but always removes the jack boots when traveling to avoid those pesky conservative reporter's questions.

Posted by: Fish at April 24, 2010 03:09 PM (M5t+h)

160 Larry King interviews Sarah Palin. One of those animated cartoons you can make on the web, links to Youtube.
Check it out

Posted by: sig at April 24, 2010 03:09 PM (2i+Vz)

161 Uh...let me just quote the great Guns N Roses when I say "Well, well, well My Michelle"!

Posted by: Barry eating out of Mchelles pouch at April 24, 2010 03:10 PM (s3LK6)

162 Geez, I'm so sick and tired of the media harping on how fit and toned Michelle Obama is. Truthfully, I think the girl only works out her arms and then parades around in sleeveless dresses to show off her best assets. Her lower body is a big ole mess. (Remember that picture of her in short shorts last year getting off of Airforce 1?) That picture of her and Barack is not flattering. You can see the rolls and cellulite through her too tight yoga pants. Maybe next time, she should go up a size, for the sake of our country!

Posted by: runningrn at April 24, 2010 03:10 PM (CfmlF)

163 Another nice thing about Asheville, they have Warren Wilson College one of the 20 MOST LIBERAL colleges in the USA.

Wonder if "the one" is having a mixer for the gang?

http://tinyurl.com/2a7zj9v

Posted by: Kemp at April 24, 2010 03:12 PM (2+9Yx)

164 OT:
http://tinyurl.com/36a9u6w

Google's roving Street View spycam may blur your face, but it's got your number. The Street View service is under fire in Germany for scanning private WLAN networks, and recording users' unique Mac (Media Access Control) addresses, as the car trundles along.
[. . .]
Google CEO Eric Schmidt recently said internet users shouldn't worry about privacy unless they have something to hide. And when there's nowhere left to hide...?

The endgame is government control and taxation of the internet. Eliminate anonymity and you can bully people into silence too... the end of New Media. Who wants to comment on AoS when lefties will use it to halt your career?

Posted by: Z Ryan at April 24, 2010 03:12 PM (cMo6P)

165
...and "Nam Grunt will be piping in any second now to tell us about *his* ribs

Posted by: Dynomutt After Dark at April 24, 2010 03:12 PM (1HKg5)

166 Never before in the history of the nation has a First Lady shamed herself and the nation with such improper dress. She looked more like a street hooker exiting the subway than a First Lady of the United States.

Posted by: Fish at April 24, 2010 03:12 PM (M5t+h)

167 Imma let you finish, but Obama is the best pork puller of all time. The best pork puller of all time!

Posted by: KanyeInMaine at April 24, 2010 03:13 PM (swuwV)

168 #168

10-4 that

Posted by: Kemp at April 24, 2010 03:13 PM (2+9Yx)

169 Kay has gotta be Liberal Larry. Remember him?
Posted by: Dynomutt After Dark

Kay is a fine leftist specimen whose pathetic site is so slow she has time to drag her slothful ass all over the net in an attempt to get some attention. She is the kind of girl who will pull her lips out to show everyone her canker sores, 'cause she so wants to be noticed, no matter what.

Posted by: Sigmund Fraud at April 24, 2010 03:14 PM (WKOhn)

170 Mo'Chelle needs to keep that finely sculpted ass at its maximum potential.

Posted by: Barbarian at April 24, 2010 03:14 PM (EL+OC)

171 They had to order this food to see what was in it!

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at April 24, 2010 03:15 PM (s3LK6)

172 Impossible! Until Randy Bravlofsky had his record poop, Bono was the largest recorded one (weight in Courics). Google it!

Posted by: runningrn at April 24, 2010 07:04 PM (CfmlF)

-------------------------

runningrn, you rock.

Posted by: Adrian at April 24, 2010 03:15 PM (Y5VGm)

173 Now if Obama said "I like real food and I smoke Kools", my estimation of him would triple, putting him just a notch below Charlie Manson, Ted Bundy and John Kerry.

Posted by: ck at April 24, 2010 03:17 PM (FilQu)

174 Stanley Ann holds the world record for dropping the biggest turd. Hell, she even named the damn thing Barry.

Posted by: Olivia Newton John at April 24, 2010 03:17 PM (s3LK6)

175

Is it an Internet myth or a fact that Michelle had butt implants to make her more appealing to Barack's African relatives?

Posted by: Fish at April 24, 2010 03:18 PM (M5t+h)

176 That is some funny shit. AoSHQ is truly the home of the recursive self-referential humor.
Posted by: toby928

Well now that you've acknowledged it we can't do it anymore. It's just not the same. ...should we try actually being funny?

Posted by: Z Ryan at April 24, 2010 03:20 PM (cMo6P)

177

Is it an Internet myth or a fact that Michelle had butt implants to make her more appealing to Barack's African relatives?

Posted by: Fish at April 24, 2010 07:18 PM (M5t+h)

I don't know about them folks, but we don't have big butts, we just have big heads and swelled stomachs.

Posted by: Starving Ethiopian at April 24, 2010 03:20 PM (s3LK6)

178
Larry King interviews Sarah Palin. One of those animated cartoons you can make on the web, links to Youtube.
Check it out
Posted by: sig

Not bad. Not bad, at all.

Posted by: Dynomutt After Dark at April 24, 2010 03:20 PM (1HKg5)

179 Maybe Barry and Michelle are in the woods looking for Barry's real father.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 24, 2010 03:20 PM (P33XN)

180 Barry needs to hire brother OJ Simpson, The Innocent, to help find his father.

Posted by: Fish at April 24, 2010 03:21 PM (M5t+h)

181 Maybe Barry and Michelle are in the woods looking for Barry's real father.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 24, 2010 07:20 PM (P33XN)

OJ's locked up, so they were just helping a brother out, looking for the real killer.

Posted by: Olivia Newton John at April 24, 2010 03:22 PM (s3LK6)

182 Boooooo I'm going to visit Asheville in May and now I can't go to 12Bones [cuz it smells like sulphur]

Posted by: good midnight fluffy bunny what fluffs at midnight at April 24, 2010 03:24 PM (SMqnS)

183 OJ Simpson's daughter Arnelle is one good looking dude.

Posted by: Fish at April 24, 2010 03:24 PM (M5t+h)

184 Anyway, I bet he had a Kool after the meal

Posted by: good midnight fluffy bunny what fluffs at midnight at April 24, 2010 03:26 PM (SMqnS)

185

OJ Simpson's daughter Arnelle is one good looking dude.

Handsome. The word you are looking for is Handsome. She's a Handsome Woman.

Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2010 03:26 PM (xh50f)

186 These anti-salt laws will hurt the poor the most, because I can't see Ramen Noodles being anywhere near legal.

Posted by: Z Ryan at April 24, 2010 03:27 PM (cMo6P)

187

I think it's the scene where Stallone is dining in the Taco Bell with the grand poobah and his entourage.

Salt was deemed harmful and is therefore illegal.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 24, 2010 07:06 PM (P33XN)

Of course, that was all straightened out by the time Woody Allen was awoken in Sleeper.

Ah ... the days when Woody Allen had some talent ... long, long ago.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at April 24, 2010 03:28 PM (N49h9)

188 Was the pulled chicken killed humanely ... or was it choked? Please, you know exactly what democrats do to chicken...talk about being "pulled".

Posted by: cheshirecat at April 24, 2010 03:28 PM (Qb4Lv)

189 Obama is in great health, is that some sort of a probelem for you ? That he gets to hit fatty ribs and doesn't pack the pounds on ?

Posted by: Math sez at April 24, 2010 03:29 PM (I+7Zv)

190
STFU, dunce.

Posted by: Dynomutt After Dark at April 24, 2010 03:30 PM (1HKg5)

191

I wonder if they went there to reinforce that he wasn't a Muslim?

"We love BBQ ribs!!!!"

/wouldntputitpasthim

Posted by: good midnight fluffy bunny what fluffs at midnight at April 24, 2010 03:30 PM (SMqnS)

192

Oh that Woody Allen guy is a real peach. Fucking his daughter Soon-Yi Previn while married to Mia Farrow.

On second thought, after looking at Mia Farrow, maybe it was a good decision.

Posted by: Fish at April 24, 2010 03:30 PM (M5t+h)

193 Remember when George Bush was in great health and the press savagely attacked him for it for days? Maybe he wasn't regulating free peoples' diets enough.

Posted by: Z Ryan at April 24, 2010 03:31 PM (cMo6P)

194 Asheville is only about 100 miles from where I am. I'll definitely have to check out this 12 Bones place at some point. If it's good enough for the Nobel Prize-winning Emperor of the Universe, then it's good enough for me!

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 24, 2010 03:32 PM (y1kI6)

195

These anti-salt laws will hurt the poor the most, because I can't see Ramen Noodles being anywhere near legal.

But Barry's gonna give all the poor money so they can grow a community garden overflowing with healthy foods.

*snicker*

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 24, 2010 03:32 PM (P33XN)

196 192 Obama is in great health, is that some sort of a probelem for you ? That he gets to hit fatty ribs and doesn't pack the pounds on ? why yes, Math Sez, it is, because He and His cohorts say the rest of us aren't allowed to ingest, and what makes you think His being thin is healthy? perhaps He smokes too much, perhaps, His stress level screwing around people all over the world is making him stress thin.. or Perhaps He is fortunate enough to have great genetics, His wife certainly doesn't I think She should not be allowed the meals Her Husband is allowed, nor Her children (her words not mine , I think they are gorgeous tots) what say you?

Posted by: willow at April 24, 2010 03:33 PM (7FgWm)

197 progressoverpeace: "Ah ... the days when Woody Allen had some talent ... long, long ago."

I liked early Woody Allen. I'm pretty sure he wasn't acting, though. He just paid his psychologists to follow him around with a camera while he showed his neuroses. He wasn't on a set. He was in a session.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 24, 2010 03:34 PM (swuwV)

198 192 Obama is in great health, is that some sort of a probelem for you ? That he gets to hit fatty ribs and doesn't pack the pounds on ? Barry loses weight from his moobs first.

Posted by: huerfano at April 24, 2010 03:34 PM (oSrBX)

199 Not below John Kerry, that's fucking seditious.

Posted by: sherlock at April 24, 2010 03:35 PM (thr9V)

200 Remember when George Bush was in great health and the press savagely attacked him for it for days? Maybe he wasn't regulating free peoples' diets enough. Posted by: Z Ryan Remember when George Bush was President and the Country was in great health? Yep, me too.

Posted by: eman at April 24, 2010 03:35 PM (6tqEs)

201

Yes, George Bush was savaged for just about everything, especially those three fake Purple Hearts he won in Vietnam?

Am I correct the press did savage George Bush for this blatant lie? Sorry, I must be slightly confused. It wasn't George Bush with the three fake Purple Hearts, it was someone else. Trying to remember whom and why the press where so vengeful?

Posted by: Fish at April 24, 2010 03:36 PM (M5t+h)

202 did they take that guy with them? the one that has to shave michelle's back?

Posted by: poostain hussein at April 24, 2010 03:36 PM (r4KWd)

203 Curious here. What, if anything, would prevent the WH from simply ordering that meal a couple days in advance? I suspect the cost might be a tad less(my wallet would thank them).

Just hope I'm around when the payback comes.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 24, 2010 03:37 PM (ud5dN)

204 Z Ryan, you're right - the left would say George Bush is in great health because he doesn't really do any work, he just plays golf all day - of course now, we have a president who plays MORE golf and is in good health, and what's the reaction? "Oh he's so dreamy, he can juggle the stress of the office and still stay in great shape!!!!"

idiots

Posted by: chemjeff at April 24, 2010 03:37 PM (Gk/wA)

205 i just adore taking a break to eat in another state, don't you?

Posted by: willow at April 24, 2010 03:39 PM (7FgWm)

206 192 Neither physical or mental health would wee wee be considered great.

Posted by: Ronster at April 24, 2010 03:39 PM (I+U8m)

207 Barry couldn't run a mile if Michele was chasing him. And he's going bald on top, which is only funny in a narcissistic karma kinda way. Posted by: toby928 The Secret Service guys will be equipped with spray cans of bald spot fixer.

Posted by: eman at April 24, 2010 03:40 PM (6tqEs)

208 Michelle Obama reminds me a lot of my mother. Endless bitching about how I'm going to be fat if I don't do what she says, and fat people are BAD people...publicly measuring portions and eschewing salad dressing...and stopping for ice cream on the way home from work every night.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 24, 2010 03:40 PM (OkT2m)

209

Michelle Obama reminds me a lot of my mother.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 24, 2010 07:40 PM (OkT2m)

Please tell the board your mother wasn't a Zulu Warrior too?

Posted by: Fish at April 24, 2010 03:42 PM (M5t+h)

210 The Secret Service guys will be equipped with spray cans of bald spot fixer.

The LSM will all "spontaneously" run features on how the bald spot in the back is the new hawt.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 24, 2010 03:43 PM (OkT2m)

211 Please tell the board your mother wasn't a Zulu Warrior too?

German peasant stock. Efficient metabolism.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 24, 2010 03:45 PM (OkT2m)

212 "Michelle Obama reminds me a lot of my mother. Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 24, 2010 07:40 PM (OkT2m)" Never have I hoped so strongly that a commenter was adopted.

Posted by: Jack M. at April 24, 2010 03:45 PM (Ncr1R)

213 Heard good joke today comrades...

What did Polish bride get on wedding night that was long and hard in mouth?

...

...

...

...

New last name! Ha HAAAA!!!

Posted by: Iwan Pyrski at April 24, 2010 03:45 PM (XKyXS)

214

Heather, I'm up and down, slender most of the time, I eat what's left after the children and spouse.

i really resent holier than thou shmucks telling others how to eat.

none of their business until they start Paying for all the food, they might than have a point.

people that are poor, ..usually eat what's "cheap" potatos, noodles,canned veggies.: things that feel people up. not great food but edible, certainly they aren't worried about the bathroom scale, they are worried about survival.

Posted by: willow at April 24, 2010 03:46 PM (7FgWm)

215

Ah yes, Ron Popeil's Hair in a Can.

Posted by: Fish at April 24, 2010 03:47 PM (M5t+h)

216

"Ah ... the days when Woody Allen had some talent ... long, long ago."

"Side Efects" is a classic comedy Book. So is "Without Feathers".

Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2010 03:47 PM (vuNYX)

217 feel= fill

Posted by: willow at April 24, 2010 03:48 PM (7FgWm)

218

In any event, it was nice of 12 Bones to go to the trouble of naming one of their sandwiches after the First Lady. They didn't have to do that, you know.

Bwahahahahahahaha!

Damn! Good thing I wasn't drinking anything ... woulda shorted out my monitor!

Posted by: Gray Wolf at April 24, 2010 03:48 PM (waz3r)

219

Barry needs Couvre.

Posted by: huerfano at April 24, 2010 03:48 PM (oSrBX)

220 So arugula is out and BBQ ribs are in? Man. I was hoping to have at least one damn day off!

Posted by: Ingsoc Times at April 24, 2010 03:49 PM (swuwV)

221 "The meal included BBQ ribs, greens, baked beans, corn pudding, mac & cheese and corn bread, guzzled back with icy cold sweet teas."

RAAAAAAAACIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Board for Stereotype Control and Thought-Crime Prevention at April 24, 2010 03:50 PM (k4bdL)

222

That picture of M'Chelle trompin' through the woods??

...she looks almost human...it's amazing

Posted by: beedubya at April 24, 2010 06:34 PM (AnTyA)

At first I thought Barry had discovered Big Foot but it turned out to be Ester

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 24, 2010 03:51 PM (WP3/K)

223 Does anyone have a "vacation" meter on the current POTUS? We have the "golf" meter ... we need to tally up the One's vacation days as well. I'm sure the media is keeping track of this.

Posted by: incognito at April 24, 2010 03:52 PM (u6X4c)

224
"We can't drive our SUVs and eat as much as we want and keep our homes on 72 degrees at all times ... and then just expect that other countries are going to say OK."

Who's the asshole who said the above on May 16, 2008?

Posted by: Dynomutt After Dark at April 24, 2010 03:52 PM (1HKg5)

225 Jack M.--it's OK, I get my sense and wit from my father's family. Heh heh.

willow--actually, if you're poor in New York, you can use your food stamps for nachos from the Kwiki-Mart.

So now I want BBQ, and the local award-winning place is 70% owned by George Soros. Sigh.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 24, 2010 03:53 PM (OkT2m)

226 12 Bones

Sounds like gay pron.

Posted by: beerologist at April 24, 2010 03:54 PM (tgXx6)

227

Dyno.

hysterical of course WE the people can't, it's just not right, but for their chosen groups... of course "yes we can"!

Posted by: willow at April 24, 2010 03:54 PM (7FgWm)

228
"For [McCain] to come to Oregon as an environmental president, but his big strategy is to do more drilling and to have a gas tax holiday for three months, that's a phony solution."

from the same stump speech in '08

Posted by: Dynomutt After Dark at April 24, 2010 03:55 PM (1HKg5)

229 OT: The fight over Senate Bill 1070 took to the streets of downtown Phoenix, as riot Police were called to the Capitol to control an unruly group of protesters.

Witnesses say a group protesting against SB1070 began to fight with a man who was for the controversial immigration bill.

OK. Just WHO is the angry fucking mob again???

Posted by: incognito at April 24, 2010 03:57 PM (u6X4c)

230

Who's the asshole who said the above on May 16, 2008?

Posted by: Dynomutt After Dark at April 24, 2010 07:52 PM (1HKg5)

Obama sucking up to the Oregon environmental whacks with crazy talk. I don't need permission from France for anything, and that includes fucking Nicolas Sarkozy's wife Carla Bruni.

Posted by: Fish at April 24, 2010 03:57 PM (M5t+h)

231

Posted by: incognito at April 24, 2010 07:52 PM (u6X4c)

Wee wee has been on vacation his whole life. If he actually worked a single day in his life I will have sex with chewbacca. Damn, I take that back, the risk reward ratio is too great. All risk, no reward.

Posted by: Ronster at April 24, 2010 03:58 PM (I+U8m)

232 Dynomutt After Dark: "Who's the asshole who said the above on May 16, 2008?"

Please see memo RE: Statements - Expiration Dates.

And technically, it's Precedent Asshole to you.

Posted by: The Management at April 24, 2010 03:58 PM (swuwV)

233

Heather i hadn't known, about the food stamp thing. i don't actually know how i feel about that with nachos and junk food, it's more expensive and dumb use of limited rescources, i've never been unfortunate enough to have to go there.

i would hope if they have kids it was one snack for fun and they were serious about the rest of the meals..

o -hell what do i know, i'm the new poor,

Posted by: willow at April 24, 2010 04:00 PM (7FgWm)

234 Hopefully they take home left overs and both choke to death on the hog bones. Then they can ponder the importance of a low salt diet in Hell while demon pitch forks are repeatedly rammed up their asses. Pieces of s**t.

Posted by: Reactionary at April 24, 2010 04:02 PM (4nbyM)

235
okay then

Posted by: Dynomutt After Dark at April 24, 2010 04:03 PM (1HKg5)

236 I think if we started an "Obama, Take This Money and Resign Now" fund it would have about $100 million in it in about a week and he would take it when it hit $200 million. Worth every penny.

Posted by: eman at April 24, 2010 04:04 PM (6tqEs)

237 petite wife? what are you talking about? this woman is almost 6 ft tall, and is built like a linebacker with an ass the size of a refrigerator. she isn't elegant either. she wears lots of nice designer clothes, sure, but she doesn't wear them well, nor does she have any class. she looks like a giant wheeble. she has an underbite, always looks mean, has a huge ass, big fat arms (no she doesn't have nice arms - she has man arms), and big ugly feet. this woman has to have a stylist put every outfit together. she isn't elegant. she is as manufactured as her husband is. she is no Jackie O.

Posted by: golly at April 24, 2010 04:06 PM (2/oBD)

238

Posted by: incognito at April 24, 2010 07:52 PM (u6X4c)

I would borrow $250k at a high interest rate to donate to the cause.

Posted by: Ronster at April 24, 2010 04:06 PM (I+U8m)

239
Are you kidding me?

A billion dollar payoff would be a bargain to get rid of Obama right now and save the Republic.

Posted by: Dynomutt After Dark at April 24, 2010 04:06 PM (1HKg5)

240

Overheard in Asheville, NC...

Â“Et pour vous, Monsieur le PrÃ©sidente, la specialitiÃ© du maison: un abstraction of hand raised, milk fed veal from le beau pays Normande, avec un rÃ©tardation de seasonal vegetables et un petit jus of Norwegian cloudberriesÂ” murmured the Headwaiter.

Â“Mercy, PierreÂ” answered Barack Obama. Â“That looks trÃ©s bongÂ”.

Pierre winced slightly. Â“La plaisir to serve you is tout ours, Monsieur le PrÃ©sidente. Would your Excellency perhaps consider to allow us to rename the restaurant dans votre honneur?Â”

Â“Huh? Rename it what?Â”

Â“Â’LÂ’Aigle BrunÂ’ was notre top choice, ExcellencyÂ”.

Â“WhatÂ’s that mean?Â”

Â“It means Â‘The Brown EagleÂ’Â” answered Michelle. Â“WeÂ’ll think about it, Pierre. Now shooÂ”.

Â“But of courseÂ” grovelled the lackey. Â“Bon appetiteÂ”.

Â“HowÂ’s your wine?Â” queried Michelle.

Â“TrÃ©s bongÂ” said her husband. Â“Provocative yet daintily discreet; and with a distinct flavour of peppermintÂ”.

Michelle sighed.

Â“The chef hereÂ’s greatÂ” said Obama, chewing away. Â“We should hire him for the White House kitchenÂ”.

Â“Duly notedÂ”.

Â“Excuse me, Mr and Ms PresidentÂ” apologized Obama aide Kevin Shitt, who materialized at their table. Â“May I have a word with you, Sire?Â”

Â“Kevin Â– howÂ’d you get in here?Â” exclaimed Barack. Â“This is a classy joint!Â”

Â“I know people. Sorry to interrupt your meal but I have important news for youÂ”.

Â“What is it?Â” asked the Change WeÂ’ve Been Looking For.

Â“Its current information of which the recipient has not already been apprisedÂ” said Kevin, articulating the rest of the ancient gag. Â“But thatÂ’s not important now; whatÂ’s important are these latest poll findings Â– theyÂ’re a disaster!Â”

Â“Get back to me when theyÂ’re a catastropheÂ” said Obama. Â“IÂ’m busyÂ”.

Â“But our polling now shows that a majority of ordinary commoners find you Â‘out of touchÂ’, Â‘arrogantÂ’ and Â‘too big for his bootsÂ’ Â– this is serious, Sire!Â”

Â“Tut, tut KevinÂ” soothed Obama. Â“What else did you expect? Of course, IÂ’m not the same color as the presidents on the paper money, since IÂ’m not green, and sure I have a funny sounding name, though not as funny as Millard Fillmore or Calvin Coolidge, so of course these thick-necked yokels, fearful and bitter, clinging to their guns and worshiping their primitive sky god, are going to show some resistance to my positive message of hope and changeÂ…Â”

Michelle drummed her fingers on the gleaming white tablecloth. SheÂ’s heard all this so many times beforeÂ…

Â“But when the time comes I know theyÂ’ll flock to me for the simple answers and clear instructions which are all their tiny brains can absorbÂ”.

Â“WellÂ…maybeÂ” murmured Kevin.

Â“Definitely!Â” said Obama. Â“Have I inspired you enough yet? Good.Â” Obama snapped his fingers. Â“Pierre!Por favor, have Chef get my lackey here some cold scraps from the kitchen, will you? MercyÂ”.

Â“But these pollsÂ” fretted Kevin. Â“DonÂ’t you want to discuss..?Â”

Â“Allez, allezÂ” urged Pierre, taking KevinÂ’s arm.

Â“Polls schmolls, KevinÂ” said Obama. Â“EverythingÂ’s fine. WeÂ’re on our way back to Park Avenue!Â”

Â“Pennsylvania AvenueÂ” corrected Michelle.

Â“Whatever. Its all good, its all trÃ©s bong!Â”

Posted by: sickinmass at April 24, 2010 04:07 PM (tamie)

241 243, OK, sure, I'll give you that, but she did take over an Imperial Walker and help turn the tide in the Battle of Endor.

Posted by: eman at April 24, 2010 04:08 PM (6tqEs)

242 1 Who would buy a sandwich called The Gaze Upon Me And Throw Up A Little In The Back Of Your Mouth?

Posted by: Ktnxbai at April 24, 2010 04:10 PM (6DyTh)

243

Big ass and ass the size of a refrigerator would be redundant. I also agree.

Posted by: Ronster at April 24, 2010 04:11 PM (I+U8m)

244

Who would buy a sandwich called The Gaze Upon Me And Throw Up A Little In The Back Of Your Mouth?

Even worse, the sandwich is covered in hair.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 24, 2010 04:11 PM (P33XN)

245 I can't help but wonder how many people who "cling to their guns and religion with antipathy towards others" (whatever the hell he said) are in the Asheville NC area?

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 24, 2010 04:11 PM (y1kI6)

246 willow, I think the rationale is that homeless and squatters don't have kitchen facilities to cook sensible meals. But folks with stoves get peanut butter and mac-n-cheese from the food bank and use the card for easy garbage.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 24, 2010 04:13 PM (OkT2m)

247 Posted by: Math sez at April 24, 2010 07:29 PM (I+7Zv)

No, but it seems that spelling is a "probelem" for you, DS. Bet you're not even that good at Math, either.

Posted by: Theresa D at April 24, 2010 04:18 PM (iGCmo)

248 Last!!

Posted by: Kelly at April 24, 2010 04:26 PM (FLFli)

249 No way are you last.

Posted by: Ronster at April 24, 2010 04:34 PM (I+U8m)

250 Lastest.

Posted by: sickinmass at April 24, 2010 04:41 PM (tamie)

251 251 I can't help but wonder how many people who "cling to their guns and religion with antipathy towards others" (whatever the hell he said) are in the Asheville NC area?

NOT that many, it is a hippie hell hole.

Posted by: Kemp at April 24, 2010 04:46 PM (2+9Yx)

252 Mostly last.

Posted by: Ronster at April 24, 2010 04:46 PM (I+U8m)

253 You ain't the first, neither.

Posted by: Blue Hen at April 24, 2010 04:48 PM (1O93r)

254 Come fly with me!

Posted by: The devil at April 24, 2010 04:52 PM (1O93r)

255 if you're ever going south on RT 301 in Charles County MD, just south of La Plata, make sure you stop at Johnny Boy's for barbecue

east side of the road

outstanding ribs and pulled pork BBQ

Posted by: Jones at April 24, 2010 04:59 PM (JL3qV)

256 12 I noticed that salad is on the menu.

Posted by: Naan at April 24, 2010 05:56 PM (j5MTj)

can't be that good of a ribs and pork joint then can it.

Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Professional Debate Team at April 24, 2010 05:01 PM (erIg9)

257 171.

She is the kind of girl who will pull her lips out to show everyone her canker sores, 'cause she so wants to be noticed, no matter what.

So that is why she pulled her labia out around her shorts and tied a knot in it...I always wondered why?

Posted by: Crotchwatcher at April 24, 2010 05:08 PM (JpVJn)

258 Check out Port-a-Pit BBQ in Statesville, NC

http://www.roadfood.com /Restaurant/Reviews/509/portapit-bbq

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at April 24, 2010 05:16 PM (mHQ7T)

259 We have almost wrapped up our photo-shopped pictures of Obama eating ribs. Because everyone knows that Muslims don't eat pork, we had to edit some photos to show ribs in his hands instead of chicken that he was actually eating. It helps us push the story that he is really all American and not some left-wing lunatic Muslim.

Posted by: MSM Editors at April 24, 2010 05:20 PM (pq986)

260 NOT that many, it is a hippie hell hole.

Posted by: Kemp at April 24, 2010 08:46 PM (2+9Yx)

I know a hippie who moved down there because there was a map going around that parts of NC would remain above ground when the ice caps melted. He's a big tall geek who makes puppets and banjos.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at April 24, 2010 05:21 PM (mHQ7T)

261 252. willow, I think the rationale is that homeless and squatters don't have kitchen facilities to cook sensible meals.

I can see you have learned nothing from the hobos.

It is simple to cook ribs in the wild.

First you dig a hole, twice the depth of the length of the ribs and as wide as same.

Burn wood or borrowed charcoal in hole until you have good hot coals. Take half out, lay aside, shovel a little damp dirt over coals.

Take ribs which have been rolled up in the paper of record, the NYTimes, and have been wet by the tears of you and your friends and lay in hole.

Then take a little more earth damped by the sweat of all of the workers who are unemployed and put over package of ribs. Then shovel back the coals removed earlier.

Now completely cover (do not pack) with a little more earth dry as it was and as dry as your bank account will always be.

Wait and wail and curse and complain for several hours, drinking what ever you have procured during the long hot sweaty miserable day in this socialist paradise.

Then late as the moon shines bright and the coyotes howl, uncover your stolen prize and divide among your friends.

Wait, flashlights! Men running!! Dogs !!!

OH NO ...THE FEDS!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Crotchwatcher at April 24, 2010 05:25 PM (JpVJn)

262 I know a hippie who moved down there because there was a map going around that parts of NC would remain above ground when the ice caps melted. He's a big tall geek who makes puppets and banjos.

And likes to suck dicks?

Posted by: Kemp at April 24, 2010 05:35 PM (2+9Yx)

263 Is this the ONT? I'm drunk and seem to have lost my way.

Posted by: Ronster at April 24, 2010 05:43 PM (I+U8m)

264 I'm pretty sure the Obamas are racist for ordering that food.

Posted by: FUBAR at April 24, 2010 05:57 PM (1fanL)

265 Why have you not reported that reporting that the Obamas ate ribs, mac and cheese, etc is RACIST. It feeds into the 'myth' that black people enjoy BBQ ribs, mac and cheese, collard greens, etc. That is a 'vicious stereotype' as many african americans enjoy arugala, brie, cabernets, lobster, etc., and have no taste for "soul food." Indeed, Obama is perpetuating that myth about black people's food choices. What next, fried chicken and watermelon? This racist restaurant reporting must stop.

Posted by: eaglewingz08 at April 24, 2010 07:45 PM (lFaac)

266 And likes to suck dicks?

Did you know the frenulum is the 'banjo string' at the head of the penis?

Oh, how's the crow killing going?

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at April 24, 2010 07:46 PM (mHQ7T)

267 Who'd want a sandwich called " Commie Bitch "

Posted by: vperl at April 24, 2010 08:07 PM (yR6TE)

268 Sir, I must protest; I am not a merry man!

Posted by: Commander Worf at April 24, 2010 08:30 PM (RO+ZW)

269 mathsez, ever notice that smokers are thin? And this hardly fits with Michelle's supposed concern for obese children. Quite an example she's setting, porking out like that. Hmmm, maybe this whole healthy eating thing is just a cooked up public relations move.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 24, 2010 09:04 PM (iyyNK)

270 How much did it cost the taxpayers to send those two Marxists to what I would consider a run-of-the-mill restaurant? What next, Salt Lake City for Burger King?

Posted by: nraendowment at April 24, 2010 09:14 PM (pk3HD)

271 Maybe Michelle should steal some of Barack's white powder.

Posted by: Laura Castellano at April 24, 2010 10:04 PM (fuw6p)

272 Speaking of which, Jillian Michaels claimed that pregnancy is just 'grody' and that she also likes to slam clams.

http://tinyurl.com/2b6xyjp

Posted by: Clever Moniker at April 24, 2010 10:38 PM (qs11W)

273 I have a theory about those date nights: that the Obamas are trying to have another child.

Just imagine how most of the American public would go ga-ga over a baby in the White House! Likely, their having a baby would guarantee BHO's re-election in 2012.

Posted by: Always On Watch at April 25, 2010 12:54 AM (kxTud)

274 The pictures of their frolicking in the woods were delightful. I was reminded of Dr. Zhivago.

Posted by: Rewrite! at April 25, 2010 12:58 AM (d7Px0)

275 I haven't read a single comment here so forgive me if I'm the 87th person to say this but please, Jack, can't you see what is happening here? The Obamas ordered this down-home southern meal to show what real people they are. This is the correction for the arugula incident.

You see, Obama hates to be laughed at. Hates it. After he rolled a fine 37 in Pennsylvania, Obama bided his time, got into the White House, and practiced until he got up to "Special Olympics" level. 'Member that?

After he threw out the first pitch at a White Sox game and showed the world what a girl he really is, he went on the radio and 'splained how he didn't grow up playing baseball.

The glass jaw of this man is ridicule. There is no need to argue policy with him, call him a socialist, whatever ... just make fun of him. He absolutely cannot take it.

I'm done. Now can I please just eat my waffle?

Posted by: ArcticBoy at April 25, 2010 04:05 AM (4fc2a)

276 "Petite and elegant wife?" You talking about a woman who can walk on both sides of a log at the same time?

Posted by: Joseph Brown at April 25, 2010 06:39 AM (Vi+hS)

277 You know, at some point posts like this don't achieve anything more than bringing home to the squishy center the Dems argument, that conservatives are going to condemn Obama for taking a shit and condemn him also for holding it in risking farting away like a mule on beans or busting an intestine and risking all our lives by putting Bidey in charge. A little more selectivity towards policy issues is all I'm saying. Ain't about to win over no centrists by condemning Date Nights.

Posted by: Shooter at April 25, 2010 08:59 AM (zfRju)

278 Umm yeah, And if he walks on water we'll say it is because he can't swim....

Posted by: KZnextzone at April 25, 2010 09:54 AM (veaqz)

279 FEED!! How about comin' down here to the Tar Heel State and feeding into every effin' racial stereotype, the only exception being the consumption of watermelon, which, thank gawd, ain't in season (unlike ribs and greens which are always available). My guess is that they mistakenly believed that Asheville, instead of being "Haight-Ashbury In-The-Hills), was in the heart of deepest Appalachia and they were intentionally trying to entrap some gap-toothed, rickets-infested hillbilly into committing some "hate-crime." The Dems and the new NY Times Editors-in-Chief, Frank (Father Coughlin) Rich and Maureen (Erection-Be-Gone) Dowd would then parlay this "virtual lynching" into saving the Chuckie Schumer Senate seat and then urgently passing a "One Vote Filibuster Rule" during the lame duck session immediately following the November 2 blood-letting.
Some of the heavily pierced and tatted 12 Bones wait-staff, between lines of blow, reported hearing the "N" word chanted at least 100 times, but that estimate might dip into the low 50's as a nearby drive-in just happened to be reprising the ever popular double-feature, "Birth of a Nation" and "The Robert Byrd Story," (sandwiched, of course, around the requisite "greased-pig contest" which serves the dual-purpose of keeping the county birth-rate down and giving the owner time to re-thread the projector).
Sorry if this repeats any prior post-I just got back from a rafting trip with a few buddies that took a little longer than expected and it's also kinda hard to type standing up.

Posted by: David Spence at April 25, 2010 04:50 PM (O4c9f)

280 penis bÃ¼yÃ¼tÃ¼cÃ¼

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