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March 12, 2010

Patrick Kennedy, Motivational Speaker
— Dave in Texas

This is goood.

I mean, that's just uncanny. Who knew he got himself ready by drinking coffee for six hours?

Nice Deb, via The Splitters

Also: Sandy Burger points out to me that someone else noticed the similarity earlier.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at 07:29 PM | Comments (69)
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1 Coffee, scotch, what's the difference. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree, I tell ya.

Posted by: zombie Ted Kennedy at March 12, 2010 07:34 PM (gLSaO)

2 He kind of looks like Finch, too

Posted by: Truman North at March 12, 2010 07:35 PM (FjC5u)

3 See, if he had a trident.......

Posted by: Arbalest at March 12, 2010 07:37 PM (NVccD)

4 Hell, I liked it.

Posted by: Dr. Howard Dean at March 12, 2010 07:38 PM (gLSaO)

5 Poster child for Rehab.

Posted by: GarandFan at March 12, 2010 07:43 PM (6mwMs)

6 O/T - CBS's Chip Reid says vote will be close, but dems think they can use procedural methods to get it through; Zero will sign America's death warrant in two weeks. (via Hot Air Pundit)

Posted by: RushBabe at March 12, 2010 07:43 PM (LKkE8)

7 Just think, that's on a *good* day too...

Posted by: Gmac at March 12, 2010 07:44 PM (SgCmu)

deja vu

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at March 12, 2010 07:44 PM (T9rnQ)

9 Dude better get back to the van down by the river .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at March 12, 2010 07:52 PM (a9UO0)

10 I love this.

Posted by: Cathy at March 12, 2010 07:53 PM (JtKsy)

11 He sounds like he's channeling Chris Farley.

"..and we're all gonna be livin' in a VAN! Down by the RIVER!"

Posted by: calcajun at March 12, 2010 08:04 PM (ka/Rr)

12 Nice, Deb!

Posted by: notropis at March 12, 2010 08:09 PM (3ok1R)

13 Just doing his part by being loud and distracting on his way out.

Posted by: Salem at March 12, 2010 08:29 PM (86rbG)

14 Okay someone should just put the Farley routine as a v.o. to the Kennedy video.

Oh Farley. Why did you have to destroy yourself?

Posted by: mr.frakypants at March 12, 2010 08:30 PM (pffBj)

15 Need post partun D&C.

Posted by: torabora at March 12, 2010 08:30 PM (FsuY0)

16 I guess Patty can't get over the MSM (mostly) retiring "grim milestone" after Baracky got elected.

Posted by: skwiself at March 12, 2010 08:35 PM (nohPf)

17 Patrick Kennedy is...

...living in van, down by the river.

Posted by: EC at March 12, 2010 08:36 PM (iWj1i)

18 I see we've found the lead spokesman for the "coffee-partiers" or "beaners" as I like to call them.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at March 12, 2010 08:40 PM (I1/U/)

19 Someday, an enterprising researcher is going to have to investigate the Kennedy Clan's breeding practices. There's got to be some twining vines in among those branches.

Posted by: Grimmy at March 12, 2010 08:44 PM (ojKBv)

20 But I read that the Coffee Party was a bunch of whiny pussies who couldn't push over a house of cards much less drink a half gallon of scotch and still be able to hit on every woman in a fifty mile radius.

Posted by: skwiself at March 12, 2010 08:44 PM (nohPf)

21 I call the Coffee Party the Non-Dairy Screamers.

Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at March 12, 2010 08:48 PM (Tr9MG)

22 The question I have every time I see this creature: what is up with that hair?

Posted by: baldilocks at March 12, 2010 08:51 PM (XXHXQ)

23 I like the name Tweekers.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at March 12, 2010 08:55 PM (I1/U/)

24 Van down by the river. Never heard of it.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at March 12, 2010 09:01 PM (5I0Yr)

25 The question I have every time I see this creature: what is up with that hair?

Shh. He's keeping some eggs warm.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at March 12, 2010 09:03 PM (5I0Yr)

26 I've done more in the Navy for less. Gawd dammit.

Posted by: CDR M at March 12, 2010 09:46 PM (wGJaU)

27 Almost as old and pathetic as last seasons football standings threads.

Posted by: mydemonsdriveon at March 12, 2010 09:47 PM (5IsyK)

28 Loved the Howard Dean video! Almost as much as I love these anti obama shirts

Posted by: Anti Obama Shirts at March 12, 2010 09:53 PM (Tk7hk)

29 Well, come on, here! He couldn't admit to spending six hours drinking Value-Rite, could he?

Posted by: Warren Bonesteel at March 12, 2010 10:09 PM (ZV4dD)

You have to realize.....the dumb douche is delivering

this tirade with NO ONE present....except for two

press people in the back of the chamber.

Posted by: grizzlybare at March 12, 2010 10:10 PM (V5kav)

31 Whatter you ash-holesh lookin' at... fuck you! Who took my drink, ash-holesh.. yeh you... you shuck... whoever you are.. yeh, I'm Patrick fuckin' Kennedy ash-hole

Posted by: Patches Kennedy at March 12, 2010 10:13 PM (sYxEE)

32 But seriously...isn't this the dude that lets people call him Patches?

Posted by: Laura Castellano at March 12, 2010 10:33 PM (fuw6p)

33 Kennedy is a few croutons short of a salad bar.

Posted by: Aaron at March 12, 2010 10:36 PM (pVvKc)

34 Really nothing says prepped for the floor quite like a Vicodin/Xanax Gimlet.

Posted by: di butler, superflybitch at March 12, 2010 10:56 PM (S3xX1)

35 "Really nothing says prepped for the floor quite like a Vicodin/Xanax Gimlet."

i dont think patches has enough taste to make a xanax smoothie

Posted by: skwiself at March 12, 2010 11:12 PM (nohPf)

36 Shouldn't this clown follow the family tradition and get shot in the head?

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at March 13, 2010 12:06 AM (8MuSQ)

37 its more of a family tradition for kennedys to be drunken philandering mobsters than getting their craniums ventilated

the entire family vs. 2 guys the trends are clear

Posted by: skwiself at March 13, 2010 01:11 AM (nohPf)

38 Ya know, the scary thing is that Americans from both major parties keep electing people like that to public office. As if our society has a desire for self-destruction or sumpin'.

...and no one ever, ever seems to learn from history...

Republicans are all giddy over the prospect of taking the House and even the Senate...but what changed from 2004 and 2006? ...or even from The Contract with America?

We're doin' the same ol' things the same ol' ways...and not only do things not change, they get worse...and somehow it's always the other guy's fault.

Posted by: Warren Bonesteel at March 13, 2010 01:11 AM (ZV4dD)

39 Frosted Lucky Charms, they're magically delicious.

Posted by: Flavius Julius at March 13, 2010 01:19 AM (IrdrP)

40 Warren,

In your ear, 3 am, in the middle of the road.

Posted by: Iskandar at March 13, 2010 01:43 AM (/o58C)

41 I don't know why we keep watching this. This guy is toast anyway.

Posted by: Vic at March 13, 2010 01:54 AM (QrA9E)

Excellent essay on where we are headed

http://tinyurl.com/yl59vsd

Don't Cry for Me America

H/T Barking Moonbat

Posted by: Vic at March 13, 2010 02:07 AM (QrA9E)

43 Vic I didn't know that Argentina was so prosperous at one time, but it does make sense. They have abundant natural resources. I read that when Castro took over, Cuba was #8 in the world by a particular economic measure. It might have been per capita income. Socialism changes things, Baby!

Posted by: fluffy at March 13, 2010 03:00 AM (4Kl5M)

Socialism changes things, Baby!

Every country in the world that has tried communism has ultimatly wound up mired in poverty and squalor.

And yet the communists must try it over and over.

Posted by: Vic at March 13, 2010 03:25 AM (QrA9E)

Socialism changes things, Baby!

Socialist keep on believing that they can pick up their turds by the clean end.

Posted by: Peoples Front of Judea at March 13, 2010 03:42 AM (iV4X6)

46 Can the Supreme Court make a strong suggestion to the Military, like they did in Honduras?

The Hondurans got sack.

Our Congress is off the chain and acting extra-Constitutionally to the harm of our Republic. As Obama has suggested too many times: the time for talk is over.

Posted by: Joan of Argghh! at March 13, 2010 03:51 AM (tr5Vc)

Can the Supreme Court make a strong suggestion to the Military, like they did in Honduras?

Posted by: Vic at March 13, 2010 04:08 AM (QrA9E)

48 No media! He's on C-Span with millions of homes connected! Now on U-Tube so it can be held up to the ridicule his rant deserves.

Posted by: Bones at March 13, 2010 04:51 AM (oPRib)

49 I'd always suspected it. Kennedy. A Coffee Breaker.

Posted by: MDr VB1.0 CS1st at March 13, 2010 04:54 AM (ucq49)

50 Well, this is a nice change. The co-bloggers are double posting Ace's posts.

Posted by: Tami at March 13, 2010 05:07 AM (VuLos)

51

Las Vegas jobless rate hits all-time high of 13.1 percent

Nevada's unemployment rose to 12.5 percent in July, while joblessness in especially hard-hit Las Vegas surged to 13.1 percent. ItÂ’s the highest jobless rate both statewide and locally since the state began tracking data in 1976.

This is a great day for my home state of Nevada!

Posted by: Harry Reid at March 13, 2010 05:13 AM (7+pP9)

52 I couldn't help but notice the dearth of firearms in that photo essay.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 13, 2010 05:20 AM (Ouj24)

53 48

Can the Supreme Court make a strong suggestion to the Military, like they did in Honduras?

No.

Well, damn.

Posted by: Joan of Argghh! at March 13, 2010 05:20 AM (tr5Vc)

Hitting the chicken in 1942

Posted by: Vic at March 13, 2010 05:21 AM (QrA9E)

Oh sheee-it.

I know Ace had a bit of a dust up with Dan Riehl a couple of years back, but I think he would appreciate Dan's post on Harry Reid's wife

tinyurl.com/ybm8o7a

Oh no he di-int...

...yes he did go there...ouch

Posted by: beedubya at March 13, 2010 05:23 AM (AnTyA)

56 Whatever you do, DON'T pull up Drudge if you've just eaten...or are about to eat or scare easily.

Posted by: Tami at March 13, 2010 05:27 AM (VuLos)

From Drudge

FCC's National Broadband Plan: What's in It?

Now why would yu think the federal government would want to take over broadband? Just like the college loan program they wish to start by being a competitor and a year later just take over.

After that the FCC would control everyoneÂ’s access to the Â‘nets. Oh, they just want to make sure everyone has access. Sure

Gov Goon from SEIU: Mr. Ace OÂ’ Spades we find that your site is offensive to a large block of the population. Your license to access the internet is revoked.

Nope, nothing wrong with this picture.

Posted by: Vic at March 13, 2010 05:46 AM (QrA9E)

58 Just like the college loan program they wish to start by being a competitor and a year later just take over.

Did I hear correctly that the college loan secretariat/politburo plan had been rolled into the health care bill?

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 13, 2010 05:51 AM (Ouj24)

Did I hear correctly that the college loan secretariat/politburo plan had been rolled into the health care bill?

That is their plan for the "reconcilliation".

Posted by: Vic at March 13, 2010 05:53 AM (QrA9E)

Oh no he di-int...

...yes he did go there...ouch

Posted by: beedubya at March 13, 2010 09:23 AM (AnTyA)

I was gonna post a link to that. On Fox News this morning they were talking about some opinion piece in USA Today written by a veterinarian. Apparently it said that said we should treat old people like we treat our pets when they get old and ill. Couldn't find the article online, though.

Posted by: Tinian at March 13, 2010 05:53 AM (7+pP9)

61 Patches? We don't need any stinking Patches.

Posted by: Never Mind at March 13, 2010 06:51 AM (H3chM)

62 The co-bloggers are double posting Ace's posts.

No, this video is different. Watch it.

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63 maybe he recently quit smoking and ran out of nicorette gum, or perhaps forgot to wear a patch.

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