1 How much is it for a good "Hooky" nowadays?

2 Sounds good. Wanna light some farts?

3 Whom do I bow to today?

4 Ran out of ways to rearrange the Stormtrooper skulls, did you?

5 Want to grab a drink before I go off for Rush a homa?

6 2 Sounds good. Wanna light some farts?

Posted by: Dang at September 08, 2010 01:50 PM (Chg7a)

Wanna light a koran?

7 I asked this the other day in a thread, but I don't think I ever got a response:  Can anybody tell me about the races/point me to a resource for information on the primaries in Maryland?  I realize most Republicans here have a better chance of getting crushed by falling satellites than being elected to office, but I'd at least like to say that I knew about races besides Ehrlich and . . . the other guy.

8 Obama lacks only two things, common sense and common decency.

9 WITH THE HIGH HOLIDAYS APPROACHING, IT IS BEST NOT TO TAKE CHANCES. FILL OUT THE FORM BELOW. SYNAGOGUE SEATING REQUEST FORM FOR HIGH HOLY DAYS During the last holiday season, many individuals expressed concern about the seating arrangements in the synagogue. In order for us to place you in a seat which will best suit you, we ask you to complete the following questionnaire and return it to the synagogue office as soon as possible. 1. I would prefer to sit in the... (Check one ___ Talking section ___ No talking section 2. If talking, which category do you prefer? (Indicate order of interest ___ Stock market ___ Sports ___ Medicine ___ General gossip ___ Specific gossip (choose from below ___ The rabbi ___ The cantor ___ The cantor's voice ___ The cantor's significant other ___ The rabbiÂ’s significant other ___ Fashion news ___ What others are wearing ___ Why they look awful ___ My neighbors ___ My relatives ___ My neighbors' relatives ___ Presidential Election, results from ___ Who is cheating on/having an affair with whom _____ My children/grandchildren ___ Other:_______________________________ 3. Which of the following would you like to be near for free professional advice? __ Doctor __ Dentist __ Nutritionist __ Psychiatrist __ Child psychiatrist __ Podiatrist __ Chiropractor __ Stockbroker __ Accountant __ Lawyer, General Practice __ Criminal Lawyer __ Civil Lawyer __ Real estate agent __ Architect __ Plumber __ Buyer (Specify store:_____________ ) __ Sexologist (??) __ Golf pro [tentative; we're still trying to find a Jewish One] __ Other:____________________________ 4. I want a seat located (Indicate order of priority __ On the aisle __ Near the exit __ Near the window __ In Aruba __ Near the bathroom __ Near my in-laws __ As far away from my in-laws as possible __ As far away from my ex-in-laws as possible __ Near the pulpit __ Near the Kiddush table (not applicable on Yom Kippur) __ Near single men __ Near available women __ Where no one on the bimah can see/hear me talking during services __ Where no one will notice me sleeping during services __ Where I can sleep during the rabbi's sermon [additional charge] ___ Where I can use my blackberry (SHHHH) 5. (Orthodox only.) I would like a seat where: __ I can see my spouse over the mechitza __ I cannot see my spouse over the mechitza __ I can see my friend's spouse over the mechitza __ My spouse cannot see me looking at my friend's spouse over the mechitza 6. Please do not place me anywhere near the following people: (Limit of six; if you require more space, you may wish to consider joining another congregation.) _________________________ _________________________ _________________________ _________________________ _____________________ ____ _________________________ Your name:_________________________________ Building fund pledge (acknowledging and in grateful appreciation for this change): $________________________

10 A five word blog post. Wow ace this is starting to look like my website.

11 Rush, Rush, Rush .  .  .

12

 

A five word blog post

It must be a slow news day

Now it's haiku time

13 I've a new infatuation.  I've been playing Scourge of War: Gettysburg.  It keeps me off the streets.

You know, when I was a kid, I used to play army with my friends in the neighborhood.   Now I'm an adult (at least chronologically) and I still like to play army with my friends except on the net.

14 Posted by: nevergiveup at September 08, 2010 01:53 PM (0GFWk)

I've copied, pasted, and forwarded that to a couple friends of the Hebrew persuasion.

A five word blog post. Wow ace this is starting to look like my website. Posted by: Charles Johnson

Except that this one has comments.

15 I've copied, pasted, and forwarded that to a couple friends of the Hebrew persuasion. Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 08, 2010 01:57 PM (5aa4z) Be my guest. My wife sent it to me

16

Iconic image of   O U R   P R E S I D E N T!!!!

http://tinyurl.com/24shc5a

Kinda makes your leg tingle, doesn't it?

Leader of the free world.

Receder of the oceans.

Healer of the planet.

Our president.

*sniff*

17 #14  Except that this one has comments.

So does our King's site!  And your comment section is lame, you can't even suck CJ's balls prodigiously up or down ding in them.

18 Playin' Hooky/Open Blog

Doo-da  Doo-da

19 After you get your pudding, get your lightbulbs.  And I would do it soon.

The last major GE factory making ordinary incandescent light bulbs in the United States is closing this month, marking a small, sad exit for a product and company that can trace their roots to Thomas Alva EdisonÂ’s innovations in the 1870s.

The remaining 200 workers at the plant here will lose their jobs.

“Now what’re we going to do?” said Toby Savolainen, 49, who like many others worked for decades at the factory, making bulbs now deemed wasteful.

From Gateway.

20

 

Ace playin' hooky

Morons in garage huff gas

Gah --  it burns my thoat

21 I thought this was moving.  An animation as an old veteran looks back at an incident during the Battle of the Bulge and how it has affected him.

22 Bloomberg supports the right to burn the koran

23 Hey killbore, go check out my post about the evil Rand Paul staffer posting as a leftist and leaving racist remarks on DU. That should give you a good laugh considering you did it at Hot Air and laughed about it with me while using it to call them racists.

24 If pixy is around, my security software is stopping an attack from

ace dot mu dot nu / archives / budgetdebt dot jpg

25 Rush just spent 30 minutes blasting in principle those conservatives who are in favor of Castle winning over O'Donnell.  He was on an absolute tear against them and RINOs.

Overall argument - don't we all have problems.  Ordinary citizens do throughout their lives, and when they decide to get involved in this "mess" the media, an0d now fellow conservatives, start pounding away.

26 The last major GE factory making ordinary incandescent light bulbs in the United States is closing this month, marking a small, sad exit for a product and company that can trace their roots to Thomas Alva EdisonÂ’s innovations in the 1870s.

The lamps are going out all over the world. We shall not see them lit again in our time.

27 Oh. It's Rosh Hashanah starting at sunset.

A Good Bunch o' High Holy Days to all the morons and moronettes what be of the Red Sea Pedestrian type!

28 17

Iconic image of O U R P R E S I D E N T!!!!

http://tinyurl.com/24shc5a

Kinda makes your leg tingle, doesn't it?

Leader of the free world.

Receder of the oceans.

Healer of the planet.

Our president.

*sniff*

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at September 08, 2010 01:59 PM (RkRxq)

Barry Poppins

29

Ah playin hooky would be sweet, i've been sooo busy at work, I haven't even had time to hang around here. I feel out of the loop and busted, I have no Idea what the deal is with the O'donnel chick, who is the latest troll?? and btw is Jimmy fuckin Breslin.  SHIT gotta go some douch is at my desk with the lost look of a libtard on his face.

   

30 Playing Hooky? Sounds like you want to listen to Obama

31 Ace is a slacker.

But hey, who isn't these days.

Chaos, in the end.

32 Is this the backlash we've been warned about for ten years (almost to the day)? A guy in Florida burns the Islam Art of War? Man, we are a violent, racist lot...

33 Another exciting day in the moronsphere (or is it moron-sphere?)

34 I won!

35 Two guys in an elevator, one guy farts.....everybody knows who did it.

36 Does anyone know if Obumbles is supposed to be in NYC on 9/11 or is he celebrating it somewhere else? Did I say celebrate, I meant, well, celebrate.

37 I will never allow you to go back to your normal lives, uninvolved and employed.

38 Iconic image of   O U R   P R E S I D E N T!!!!

Les Parapulies de Deumbass

39

Finally finishing up this week's TMQ, and I gotta agree with Gregg's take here:

Shoot to Kill the Hit-Man Movies: Last week "The American" opened in theaters, starring George Clooney as a hit man who will murder anyone, even the innocent, for money. Other box-office names who in recent years have played hired killers willing to murder anyone, even the innocent, for money, include: Ben Affleck, Antonio Banderas, Pierce Brosnan, Nicolas Cage, David Carradine, Tom Cruise, John Cusack, Matt Damon, Colin Farrell, Ralph Fiennes, Morgan Freeman (twice), Jennifer Garner, Daryl Hannah, Josh Hartnett, Samuel Jackson, Angelina Jolie (twice), Ben Kingsley, Ashton Kutcher, Lucy Liu, Jennifer Lopez, Joe Mantegna, Demi Moore, Timothy Olyphant, Brad Pitt, Tom Selleck, Christian Slater, Sylvester Stallone, Terence Stamp (twice), Jason Statham (too many times to keep track), Uma Thurman, John Travolta (thrice), Vince Vaughn, Jon Voight, Elizabeth Whitmere and Bruce Willis.

None of the movies in question was a serious work about crime or morality. Most were violence-glorification flicks in which the slaughter of the helpless was depicted as amusing recreation. A few were "comedies"! (This list excludes the recent "The Expendables," whose anti-heroic mercenaries only wax bad people.)

The number of contemporary box-office stars who have portrayed hired killers in major-studio films probably exceeds the number of actual professional assassins in the real world. And this list is just cinema -- don't get me started about television.

You don't have to be Dr. Freud to speculate that cinema stars, steeped in a Hollywood culture obsessed with personal power, subconsciously fantasize about being able to kill whomever they please without any ramifications. (In hit-man movies, the cops never investigate, let alone respond to the sound of gunfire.)

Doesn't it strike you as strange that so many box-office names are willing to glamorize committing murder without compunction? Many Hollywood stars care nothing about the example they set for the young. Can it be coincidence that the movie ticket sales have been vacillating at the very time so many Hollywood stars revel in morally vacant roles?

Hit-Man Flick Addendum: The endless march of hired-killer movies speaks to Hollywood's moral vacuity -- and to its vanity. Middle-aged or even aging stars want to take roles in which they depict themselves as ultrastrong and ultradeadly with their fists.

Recently, Tom Cruise (4 , George Clooney (49), Liam Neeson (5 , Sylvester Stallone (64) and Harrison Ford (6 have played characters depicted as being able to effortlessly beat up, or even kill with their bare hands, several strong men at once. This is a cheap ego trip on the part of the actors, with morality trashed in the process. Can an action flick in which Judi Dench effortlessly beats up 10 guys be far behind?

40 Does anyone know if Obumbles is supposed to be in NYC on 9/11 or is he celebrating it somewhere else?

Pentagon.

41 Il Douche will be at the Pentagon. Easier to get the Teleprompter set up there and there's no risk of that messy contact-with-the-public stuff.

42

AoSHQ

Always doing the haiku

What does it all mean?

43 I saw Hillary on Fox News this morning.

It looks like since she became Secretary of State she's gained 30 pounds and 30 years.

44 Oh. It's Rosh Hashanah starting at sunset.

My mother told me that the end of the world begins today.  I don't know the exact theory but I do know that it concerns Rosh Hashanah.

45 40 Barry will be at the Pentagon, Herself in NYC. Posted by: toby928 at September 08, 2010 02:07 PM (S5YRY) Yes Obama at the Pentagon, but his wife will be in Shanksville PA with Mrs Bush. Biden is coming to NYC.

46

The remaining 200 workers at the plant here will lose their jobs.

“Now what’re we going to do?” said Toby Savolainen, 49, who like many others worked for decades at the factory, making bulbs now deemed wasteful.

From Gateway.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at September 08, 2010 01:59 PM (L8kaT)

--That's -200 "green" "jobs" created.

47 Posted by: logprof at September 08, 2010 02:08 PM (BP6Z1)

--Fucking default smileys

48 Rush is stealing from Sweetness & Light again.

49 Does anyone know if Obumbles is supposed to be in NYC on 9/11 or is he celebrating it somewhere else?

Pentagon.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 08, 2010 02:08 PM (5aa4z)

Before or after 18?

50 I'm thinking another unannounced Air Force 1 flyover of NYC would be a great way to ring in the 9/11 anniversary!

51 Is anyone else shocked by the "We Won in Iraq" banner on the White House website?

52 Does anyone know if Obumbles is supposed to be in NYC on 9/11 or is he celebrating it somewhere else? Did I say celebrate, I meant, well, celebrate.

Posted by: Penfold at September 08, 2010 02:06 PM (1PeEC)

He'll be at his local mosque. Actually I heard Barry will be at the Pentagon and Slow Joe will be at Ground Zero.

53 >45 I saw Hillary on Fox News this morning.

>It looks like since she became Secretary of State she's gained 30 pounds and 30 years.


Stop being so sexist and accurate.

54 In the spirit of the High Holy Days, I shall pray for our President. What I will be praying for I leave to your imaginations. Shana tova, my Yiddische and other beloved morons.

55 You don't have to be Dr. Freud to speculate that cinema stars, steeped in a Hollywood culture obsessed with personal power, subconsciously fantasize about being able to kill whomever they please without any ramifications.

I don't know about that but I do know that they are all willing to make bad movies for money.

56 Speaking of hollywood, I have a question.  Major League Baseball had to do away with the bat boys and ball girls being under the age of 16 because of someone complaining about Child Labor laws.  How come hollywood is exempt from this law?

57 Sending Joe Biden to NYC. Talk about your grave insults. To top that off, maybe he'll fly in some deep-dish pizza to eat with Bloomberg.

58

Hillary looks fat.

Has she been sneaking around

With Michelle's Food Czar?

59 I'm off after working last night. I made a movie this morning about work last night and would appreciate input on it. You guys should be good for more ideas too.
http://tinyurl.com/2ch2553

60 Thanks for the info, my better smarter half has to work on Sat in Manhattan, trying to gauge how busy she will be.

61 Is it the NYC politics? Feds? Private entity? Posted by: polynikes at September 08, 2010 02:12 PM (m2CN7) Yes

62 53 Is anyone else shocked by the "We Won in Iraq" banner on the White House website?

It's a trap! A video of Supreme Orator Fucknuts jabbering complete nonsense starts playing!

63 In the spirit of the High Holy Days, I shall pray for our President.

What I will be praying for I leave to your imaginations.

Psalm 109:8

64

What I will be praying for I leave to your imaginations.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 08, 2010 02:12 PM (9Cooa)

A newly circumsized penis? With no local anesthetic?

65
Posted by: Mjim at September 08, 2010 02:11 PM (mMdWG)

HEY!!!  Warn somebody before you link to a live shot in stunning HD of heir dumkoff speaking to a crowd at a tennis match......

66 Everyone talking about the bulb factory closing. I don't think a single bulb that I have bought in the last ten years was made in this country.

They all come from Mexico and China.

67 50 Rush is stealing from Sweetness & Light again.

Posted by: Ed Anger at September 08, 2010 02:10 PM (7+pP9)

--How do you define "stealing"?  Is he not giving credit?

I do know that Levin cites S&L often, but always gives attribution (as with other sources) and links them on his website.  He probably gives a lot of traffic to blogs he cites.

68 hehe...

But the banner? WTF?

69 Is anyone else shocked by the "We Won in Iraq" banner on the White House website?

Posted by: Mjim at September 08, 2010 02:11 PM (mMdWG)

Well, now he owns whatever happens in Iraq.  Pretty risky to declare that the situation there is so stable that we can "end our combat mission" -- if it all goes to sh*t, what is he going to do?  Try to salvage it, or take the "credit" for losing Iraq?

70 9 years since 9/11 and we haven't built a thing at the WTC site.  How pitiful is that?  In order to better assign my rage, can anyone explain who is most responsible for this travesty.  Is it the NYC politics? Feds? Private entity?

All four and of course, money.

71 59 Speaking of hollywood, I have a question.  Major League Baseball had to do away with the bat boys and ball girls being under the age of 16 because of someone complaining about Child Labor laws.  How come hollywood is exempt from this law?

Posted by: Sponge at September 08, 2010 02:12 PM (UK9cE)

--Same as the old anti-trust exemptions given to MLB and the NFL.  Just an old loophole.

72 9 years since 9/11 and we haven't built a thing at the WTC site.

Huh? 1 WTC is 30-something stories tall and adding about a floor per week.

73 Obama is just lying out his ass... so what else is new?

74

"How come hollywood is exempt from this law?"

I dunno, but apparently, in Hollywood, a parents signature also allows for a 15 years old to do nude sex scenes, or rub their crotches on microphones, making people named Joanie vomit into their Jujubees.

75 Same as the old anti-trust exemptions given to MLB and the NFL.  Just an old loophole.

Posted by: logprof at September 08, 2010 02:18 PM (BP6Z1)

Ah yes.....my brother has been bringing up those anti-trust laws about baseball lately.  Thanks for reminding me that MONEY rules.

fucking hypocrites.

76 Flash: Ace is registering for the Chicago Mayor's race He will be unionizing blogs, hobos, and pancake bakers.

77 GrumpUnk,

I liked the movie.  Thumbs up!  Is that really what your job is like?

78

--How do you define "stealing"? Is he not giving credit?

I do know that Levin cites S&L often, but always gives attribution (as with other sources) and links them on his website. He probably gives a lot of traffic to blogs he cites.

Posted by: logprof at September 08, 2010 02:15 PM (BP6Z1)

Yep, no attribution by Rush. He used to mention S&L all of the time but not anymore.

A while back somebody on the internets was warning people to steer clear of S&L. I don't know why.

79

9 years since 9/11 and we haven't built a thing at the WTC site.  How pitiful is that?  In order to better assign my rage, can anyone explain who is most responsible for this travesty.  Is it the NYC politics? Feds? Private entity?

 

Posted by: polynikes at September 08, 2010 02:12 PM (m2CN7)

--And don't get me started on the Greek church at Ground Zero that was also laid to rubble.

80 63 I'm off after working last night. I made a movie this morning about work last night and would appreciate input on it. You guys should be good for more ideas too.
http://tinyurl.com/2ch2553

Posted by: GrumpyUnk at September 08, 2010 02:13 PM (WRCcs)

"You smell like the ass of a skunk"

Nice job!

81 Huh? 1 WTC is 30-something stories tall and adding about a floor per week. Posted by: Waterhouse at September 08, 2010 02:18 PM (z+/2Q) 30 floors in 9 years? "everything's up to date in Kansas City"

82

Major League Baseball had to do away with the bat boys and ball girls being under the age of 16 because of someone complaining about Child Labor laws.

Posted by: Sponge at September 08, 2010 02:12 PM (UK9cE)

 

I didn't know that. Probably the same douchebag that complained to the Supreme Court that Lady's Night at the bar discrimininated against men.

 

83 9 years since 9/11 and we haven't built a thing at the WTC site. How pitiful is that? Dude, patience. It took a while to get a totally compliant Administration and Congress.

84 A while back somebody on the internets was warning people to steer clear of S&L. I don't know why.

Posted by: Ed Anger at September 08, 2010 02:20 PM (7+pP9)

--Maybe that's why Rush is keeping it on the QT?

85 My personal WTC replacement plan is to look at the 828 m "tallest in the world" tower built in Dubai and say "We'll double it. Go."

86 And don't get me started on the Greek church at Ground Zero that was also laid to rubble.

Yeah.  I've got a major hardon about that.

The Republican House candidate for that district (don't laugh) is a Greek kid named Demos.  http://tinyurl.com/282s37o

87 Raining torrents here in Texas. 

88 Ugh, apparently I'm not allowed to watch GrumpUnk's link in Canada.

89 70
Posted by: Mjim at September 08, 2010 02:11 PM (mMdWG)

HEY!!!  Warn somebody before you link to a live shot in stunning HD of heir dumkoff speaking to a crowd at a tennis match......

Posted by: Sponge at September 08, 2010 02:15 PM (UK9cE)

All I saw was a m..m..m..mole!

90 <sub>82 GrumpUnk,

I liked the movie.  Thumbs up!  Is that really what your job is like?
----------------------------------</sub>
I just don't get to say shit like that, but yeah, that's the clientele.

Just my frustration coming through today.

91

Probably the same douchebag that complained to the Supreme Court that Lady's Night at the bar discrimininated against men.

He does realize who Ladies Night benefits right?  Apparently not.  What a clueless twit.

92 Obama is just lying out his ass... so what else is new?

Posted by: Mjim at September 08, 2010 02:19 PM (mMdWG)

Since you asked, check out my new Callaway I-MIX. I had it engraved with "44." Guess what it stands for?

93 The Republican House candidate for that district (don't laugh) is a Greek kid named Demos.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 08, 2010 02:24 PM (5aa4z)

--I like him already!  How up for grabs is that race?

I guess Demos means "people" in Greek, but when I first say it I though of Deimos ("terror") the tiny Martian moon.

94

Sept. 8 (Bloomberg) -- President Barack Obama defended his economic initiatives and accused Republicans of wanting a return to “flawed policies” that contributed to the economy’s slide into a recession, including tax cuts for millionaires.

Obama, speaking in Parma, Ohio, said he recognizes that the recovery has been “painfully slow” and called on Congress to enact measures to cut taxes for businesses and middle-income Americans while letting rates rise for the wealthiest. He said his critics are playing political games instead of working on solutions for the country.

“People are frustrated and angry and anxious about the future,” Obama said in the text of a speech he’s delivering today at Cuyahoga Community College West Campus outside Cleveland. “I understand that. I also understand that in a political campaign, the easiest thing for the other side to do is ride this fear and anger all the way to Election Day.”

 

He proposes tax credits right before an election but it's his opponents who are playing politics. He claims that the Republicans are going to return us to a recession but it's the other side who is fear mongering.

95 His IQ??

96 66 53 Is anyone else shocked by the "We Won in Iraq" banner on the White House website?

It's a trap! A video of Supreme Orator Fucknuts jabbering complete nonsense starts playing!

Posted by: Waterhouse at September 08, 2010 02:14 PM (z+/2Q)

I wish I'd said that.

97 Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at September 08, 2010 02:20 PM (YVZlY)- thanks.

98 Since you asked, check out my new Callaway I-MIX. I had it engraved with "44." Guess what it stands for?

One... Two... Three... I can't count that high, can you give me a hint?

99 Oh and Barry the recovery isn't painfully slow it's just painful because it doesn't exist.

100 Odumbass today called Ohio "the great state of Illinois"

101 I dunno, but apparently, in Hollywood, a parents signature also allows for a 15 years old to do nude sex scenes,...

Not true, neither Hollywood nor parents are exempt from child pornography laws.

102 Does anyone know if Obumbles is supposed to be in NYC on 9/11 or is he celebrating it somewhere else? Did I say celebrate, I meant, well, celebrate. Posted by: Penfold at September 08, 2010 02:06 PM _____________________________________________ No. Odumbass is going to be at the Pentagon.

103 Rejoice, citizens, for I give you Recovery Fall Autumn...

104
I just burned Ronald McDonald in effigy for screwing up my breakfast order.

105 Since you asked, check out my new Callaway I-MIX. I had it engraved with "44." Guess what it stands for?

44 Flavors?

106 Mr. Snuffleupagus interviews "boner"

107 I like him already!  How up for grabs is that race?

My mistake.  He is "A" candidate, not "THE" candidate.  Primary is next Tuesday.  We'll see how he does.  Tight race. 

108
oh, and...

afternoon, bedwetters

how's the hand-wringing going, today?

109 Seth always makes outstanding videos, and this one is a little out of the ordinary, but way interesting in showing how this artist's mind works w/regard to Zero and past presidents.

110

Imam Rauf sez: If you don't let me build the Ground Zero Mosque, Americans will die.

The wonderful outpouring of support for our right to build this community center from across the social, religious and political spectrum seriously undermines the ability of anti-American radicals to recruit young, impressionable Muslims by falsely claiming that America persecutes Muslims for their faith. These efforts by radicals at distortion endanger our national security and the personal security of Americans worldwide. This is why Americans must not back away from completion of this project. If we do, we cede the discourse and, essentially, our future to radicals on both sides. The paradigm of a clash between the West and the Muslim world will continue, as it has in recent decades at terrible cost. It is a paradigm we must shift.

111 I had it engraved with "44." Guess what it stands for?

You're the Son of Sam? And not only are people talking about you like you're a dog (whatever that means), you're taking orders from one?

112 Hey, Recovery Ramadan has started! Just got my first lead for work in six months.

113 What would happen if all of the dems huddled and repealed Obama care?

114 And because there is nothing more pressing, BHO has appointed an "Asian Carp Czar".

115

"Not true, neither Hollywood nor parents are exempt from child pornography laws. "

Has the law been changed since the early '80s?  Diane Lane was only 15 when she did those nude scenes in "Ladies & Gentlemen, The Fabulous Stains". Which includes a naked shower/make-out scene with Ray Winstone.  I was told it was okay if their parents give permission. Not sure how they got away with that.

116 109 Odumbass today called Ohio "the great state of Illinois"

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at September 08, 2010 02:30 PM (YVZlY)

--Please someone link the video once it's up!

117

Here is something you haven't heard.  Why, you might ask, haven't you heard it? 

Well because it hasn't been reported.  Why, you might ask, hasn't it been reported?

Because it would blow this government from here to kingdom come, if true:

http://tinyurl.com/262of8l

Allegations are that over $12 trillion were disbursed in the bailout.  Bloomberg has been suing since Nov. of '08.  Supreme Court will decide if the gov't has to disclose.

118 L'shanah tovah to my fellow Jewish morons.

Year 5771 begins at sundown.

119 Rejoice, citizens, for I give you Recovery Fall Autumn...

Posted by: President Fourty-FORE! at September 08, 2010 02:31 PM (FcR7P)

It'll be called "Awsome Autumn."  Or "Full-Employment Fall."

120
Boner wants to freeze tax rates. It's a start but it's not good enough.

He should proposing tax cuts.

And pay cuts for Congress.

121 Not for anything but it sure looks like they want a BO against boner race or maybe a HC against Boner race.

122 The paradigm of a clash between the West and the Muslim world will continue, as it has in recent decades at terrible cost. It is a paradigm we must shift.

Fuck you.  NOT ONCE have you declared that Osama bin Ladin is BAD and doesn't represent your religion.

Until the Christians are allowed to enter Saudi Arabia and build a religious temple, you are welcome to cut your own dick off and fuck yourself with it.

123 I think if Boner gets his new job it will simply be a change of sex and letter with the same old same old...

he looks to me like politics as usual...

and playing the role of republican, boner

124 Heard on Fox & Friends this morning a meteor is going to pass earth this evening around five-something, closer to us than the moon. 

Is Unclefacts aware of/behind this?

125 Odumbass today called Ohio "the great state of Illinois"

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at September 08, 2010 02:30 PM (YVZlY)

--Please someone link the video once it's up!

Posted by: logprof at September 08, 2010 02:34 PM (BP6Z1)

Yes, please! I wonder if The Dispatch will mention it. Even that rag has had a hard time defending Dumbass-In-Chief lately.

126 Odumbass today called Ohio "the great state of Illinois"

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at September 08, 2010 02:30 PM (YVZlY)

I'm sure the MFM and comedians will run with ignore that. Funny how the media runs to death shit like something Sarah Palin never actually said like  she could see Russia from her house but ignores all of the gaffes Odumbo actually says.

127 Raining torrents here in Texas. 

Posted by: beerologist at September 08, 2010 02:24 PM (gNzDf)

Watch out or the MPAA and RIAA will sue you out of house and home.

128 I asked this the other day in a thread, but I don't think I ever got a response:  Can anybody tell me about the races/point me to a resource for information on the primaries in Maryland?  I realize most Republicans here have a better chance of getting crushed by falling satellites than being elected to office, but I'd at least like to say that I knew about races besides Ehrlich and . . . the other guy.

Posted by: Hal at September 08, 2010 01:52 PM (MftY/)

Don't know if anyone's answered you since I'm just beginning to wade through this thread, but your wish is my command.  Check out the conservatives4congress linky to the left and check out their database on Murphy. 

Oops, just saw that you knew about the main race, but if there's anything on the primary, it's on that sidebar link.  Maybe the main read has some stuff you didn't know about Murphy, though.

129

Does he think Illinois is playing Miami this weekend too?

Posted by: CDR M at September 08, 2010 02:35 PM (5I8G0)

Does he even know what a football looks like?

130 126, is there anything to that $12 trillion story? If only there were a profession dedicated to investigating such a thing...

131 Third in line for the presidency and I didn't particularly care for the guy or hsi wishy washy message....the out riding my mountain bike reminded me of John Kerry sailing

132 Year 5771 begins at sundown.

Posted by: mpfs at September 08, 2010 02:35 PM (iYbLN)

That year thing threw me off yesterday when I was looking it up!

Posted by: CDR M

Yeah we're sneaky like that.

133 My mother told me that the end of the world begins today.  I don't know the exact theory but I do know that it concerns Rosh Hashanah.
Posted by: WalrusRex at September 08, 2010 02:10 PM (xxgag)

L'shanah tovah to my fellow Jewish morons.
Year 5771 begins at sundown.
Posted by: mpfs at September 08, 2010 02:35 PM (iYbLN)

Heard on Fox & Friends this morning a meteor is going to pass earth this evening around five-something, closer to us than the moon. 
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 08, 2010 02:37 PM (UOM4

Run.

134  
109 Odumbass today called Ohio "the great state of Illinois" Posted by: conscious, but incoherent

Our 57th state!

135

Breaking: At a speech today in Ohio, President Obama was slightly injured while transferring his cock from one hand-picked attendees mouth to anothers.

Obama remarked after being treated by paramedics, "You'd think after having my dicked sucked by most of the American people, that something like this would never happen."

President Obama is expected to recover in time to be be fellated by Robert Gibbs this afternoon.

136

don't give 'em ideas stuiec!  Next thing you know they'll be calling it a Recovery Decade.  Just keep voting us in to see it through.

Posted by: CDR M at September 08, 2010 02:36 PM (5I8G0)

I want to see a GOP video spot with Reagan asking, "Are you better off today than you were four years ago?"  And then comparing the economy of Nov. 2006 (the Democratic takeover of Congress) with Aug. 2010.

137

I would hope so since he filmed that horrible NFL commercial last year.

Posted by: CDR M at September 08, 2010 02:39 PM (5I8G0)

Heh, I forgot about that. Didn't he intercept the ball from an 8 year old kid or something? What a douche.

138


Warn somebody before you link to a live shot in stunning HD of heir dumkoff


You know, that really was stunning HD, smooth too.  I'm impressed by the tech at least.  The tennis match frustrated me so much that I had to stop watching after 15 seconds.  Back, and FORTH-QUICK, back and FORTH-QUICK

139 Yeah we're sneaky like that.

Posted by: mpfs at September 08, 2010 02:40 PM (iYbLN)

Happy High Holy Days.  To you and your people.

140 From Hussein the Plumber's link:

The unofficial, under the table, estimates provided by Bloomberg News suggest the true cost of the Wall Street Bailout is more like 12.8 Trillion Dollars, or just 5.5% of the original TARP bailout plan. Moreover, the Federal Reserve is doing everything in itÂ’s in legal power to avoid disclosing: where the money went, what the money is being used for, and when (if) itÂ’s going to be paid back. Bloomberg has won their case multiple times, but the Fed has drug their feet by appealing the case multiple times. The FedÂ’s last step is to appeal the case to the Supreme Court.

--I agree with the take of the post, but the math and grammar needs to be cleaned up in that paragraph.

141 The funny thing about that jackass burning the kornran is that he is probably getting enough donations from across the country to build that compound, err bible camp out in the everglades now.

142

Does he think Illinois is playing Miami this weekend too?

Posted by: CDR M at September 08, 2010 02:35 PM (5I8G0)

I'd like to see someone tell him that Miami University is in Ohio: he'd melt down like Norman on Mudd's Planet.

143

I'm curious, maybe someone can help me out. Our Dear Leader tends to pontificate on almost everything that happens in the passing scene, right down to radio talk show hosts, etc. But I haven't heard a peep out of him concerning the woman who is about to be stoned to death in Iran. Most Euro leaders have weighed in vociferously, calling the sentence barbaric.

Has he commented and I just missed it? Or he is going to participate as a way to help 'unclench the fist' over there?   

144
Obama Ohio/Illinois mixup: meh...

145 Happy Jew Year!

146 From the LA Times Hatchet Job on Joe Miller: ..."All he cares about is his constitutional gobbledygook"

147 I love Jim Rome ripping Yoda today!

148 Fucking ackerman sock puppet bitch

149 Posted by: Little Penny Ackerman at September 08, 2010 02:46 PM (zRbkQ)

--Did they really write that?!

150 L'shanah tovah to my fellow Jewish morons.

Year 5771 begins at sundown.

Posted by: mpfs at September 08, 2010 02:35 PM (iYbLN)

And soon, Yom Kippur, the one day of the year when I really, REALLY have to forego a bacon cheeseburger.  (At least my daughters shun traif... generally speaking.)

151
Obama Ohio/Illinois mixup: meh...

Posted by: IreneFingIrene at September 08, 2010 02:45 PM (JNqU9)

What a bitch.....'great state of Illinois....uh Ohio...I was thinking about my own there'......

Its NOT ABOUT YOU shitstick......and not because you're brown......

152 Happy Jew Year!

Posted by: logprof at September 08, 2010 02:46 PM (BP6Z1)

Where are Sid and Marty Kroft when you need them?

"It's the New Jew Revue, coming right at you!"

153 Yeah we're sneaky like that.

Posted by: mpfs at September 08, 2010 02:40 PM (iYbLN)

Happy High Holy Days.  To you and your people.

Posted by: Ross "Morgenholz" Perot

Blessings to you and yours Herr and the future little Frau (I hope it's a girl.)

I shall place your name in the Book of Life.

154 Can not really articulate the test - I think it had some context of puriten interest.

Best.  Typo.  Evah.

155 "It's the New Jew Revue, coming right at you!"


No, No, No.

Pay-Per-Jew.

We could make a Fortune Sheldon!!!  A fortune I tell ya!!

156 I shall place your name in the Book of Life.

Just erase the asterisk, and it'll be cool.

157 Has the law been changed since the early '80s?  Diane Lane was only 15 when she did those nude scenes in "Ladies & Gentlemen, The Fabulous Stains".

18 USC 2256

http://tinyurl.com/23grtp8

I think the law was passed in the late 90s. But children under the age of 18 are in a special status with regard to porn and nude scenes. There have been many convictions and the courts have upheld the law.

According to the description in the IMDB those scenes are blurred out so that nothing is shown in that movie. Hell, the movie was only rated R so it couldn't have had a lot in it.

158 time to brick my ipod with the new update

159 Blessings to you and yours Herr and the future little Frau (I hope it's a girl.)

If so, I think we've settled on "Sophia", Greek for "Wisdom".  Where the hell she's going to inherit that from, I have no idea.

160 171

LOL

Will do.

161 If so, I think we've settled on "Sophia", Greek for "Wisdom".  Where the hell she's going to inherit that from, I have no idea.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz

Well chosen.  Beautiful name.

162 Man registers his dog, Tuckup, an 11-year-old black lab and golden retriever mix to vote in New Mexico. After receiving a voter registration card, he mentions it on a blog, gets busted, serves nine months probation and the case was dropped.Last week, Tuckup received a notice in the mail telling him where he can vote in November.

163

Thanks for the info, Vic. But, as far as that film goes, I'm pretty certain I could see unblurred nipples on my DVD copy. And even those scenes where she's wearing nothing but a see-through red blouse, it doesn't really hide much. A little creepy, seeing her age at the time, but she was brilliant in that movie.  One of my faves.

 

164

This bit from Imam Rauf's op-ed is funny as hell.

At Cordoba House, we envision shared space for community activities, like a swimming pool, classrooms and a play space for children. There will be separate prayer spaces for Muslims, Christians, Jews and men and women of other faiths. The center will also include a multifaith memorial dedicated to victims of the Sept. 11 attacks.

Wow, so he's going to be cool with the Hindus bringing in idols of Ganesha and Rama and all?  And where will the Buddha go?

It was a Muslim woman who asked in a Wall Street Journal op-ed the following questions:

• Will the swimming pool at Park51 be segregated between men and women at any time of the day or night?

• May women lead congregational prayers any day of the week?

• Will Jews and Christians, fellow People of the Book, be able to use the prayer sanctuary for their services just as Muslims share prayer space with Christians and Jews in the Pentagon? (Spare me the technocratic argument that the Pentagon is a governmental, not private, building. Park51 may be private in the legal sense but is a public symbol par excellence.)

• What will be taught about homosexuals? About agnostics? About atheists? About apostasy?

• Where does one sign up for advance tickets to Salman Rushdie's lecture at Park51?

165 Well chosen.  Beautiful name.

Posted by: mpfs at September 08, 2010 02:58 PM (iYbLN)

It's actually also Frau's baptismal name, and there is a lot of religious significance to it.  It was the word used in the Greek Septaguint for the Hebrew chokmah, or   חכמות

166 Infamous Killer Plans Rampage Across America!!!

167 177 If so, I think we've settled on "Sophia", Greek for "Wisdom".  Where the hell she's going to inherit that from, I have no idea.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz

Well chosen.  Beautiful name.

Posted by: mpfs at September 08, 2010 02:58 PM (iYbLN)

--I agree, mpfs!

168 I love Jim Rome ripping Yoda today!

Posted by: logprof at September 08, 2010 02:47 PM (BP6Z1)

Jay Mohr Michelle smack (starts at 1:45).

169 Logprof, "constitutional gobbledygook" is a quote here .

170 More Republicans are turning out for state races than Democrats.

Writing on the wall...

171 Miller ran for the state Legislature in 2004 against Democrat David Guttenberg and lost by 3.5 percentage points.

Guttenberg said Miller seemed to have little interest in talking about how to fix Alaska's social and development problems. "It became obvious how absolutely arrogant this guy was," Guttenberg said. "All he cares about is his constitutional gobbledygook.... He's on track to become emperor of the universe."


Preach it Bro!!

172 I am considering tuning in to the Parker/Spitzer debacle when it debuts in October just to see the trainwreck.  Please someone talk me down; I don't think i could look myself in the mirror again.

173

Don't know if anyone's answered you since I'm just beginning to wade through this thread, but your wish is my command.  Check out the conservatives4congress linky to the left and check out their database on Murphy. 

Oops, just saw that you knew about the main race, but if there's anything on the primary, it's on that sidebar link.  Maybe the main read has some stuff you didn't know about Murphy, though.

 

Thanks RushBabe!  I'll have to check this out after work.  Looks like you're the first to respond.  I just wanted to actually make my registering as a Republican worth my while. 

174 188 I am considering tuning in to the Parker/Spitzer debacle when it debuts in October just to see the trainwreck.  Please someone talk me down; I don't think i could look myself in the mirror again.

Posted by: MWR at September 08, 2010 03:17 PM (4df7R)

We'll be there.  Not like we have a choice...

175 63 I'm off after working last night. I made a movie this morning about work last night and would appreciate input on it. You guys should be good for more ideas too.
http://tinyurl.com/2ch2553
That was awessome.  You have my condolences, however. 

176

Iconic image of   O U R   P R E S I D E N T!!!!

http://tinyurl.com/24shc5a

Kinda makes your leg tingle, doesn't it?

Leader of the free world.

Receder of the oceans.

Healer of the planet.

Our president.

 

Do those AC units look like they were just added? Is it possible that B. Hussein and his Klingon bride can't go on vacation without lots of air conditioning? I wonder how he'd do in Crawford.

177

We'll be there.  Not like we have a choice...

Posted by: Joel & the bots at September 08, 2010 03:28 PM (IkEhE)

Bring Mike along and it might actually be bearable.  We can watch it on my Interociter.

178 What a bitch.....'great state of Illinois....uh Ohio...I was thinking about my own there'......

Of course this narcissistic fuck was thinking about his own.

179 193

We'll be there.  Not like we have a choice...

Posted by: Joel & the bots at September 08, 2010 03:28 PM (IkEhE)

Bring Mike along and it might actually be bearable.  We can watch it on my Interociter.

Posted by: MWR at September 08, 2010 03:32 PM (4df7R)

Hellooooo?  Miss the point much?

180 I am considering tuning in to the Parker/Spitzer debacle when it debuts in October just to see the trainwreck.  Please someone talk me down; I don't think i could look myself in the mirror again. Posted by: MWR

Never fear MWR, AoS morons will have a 12 step program to bring you back.

181 144 126, is there anything to that $12 trillion story? If only there were a profession dedicated to investigating such a thing...

Posted by: t-bird at September 08, 2010 02:40 PM (FcR7P)

Sent the linky to The Blaze.  Maybe Glenn's peeps will pick up on it.

182 184 I love Jim Rome ripping Yoda today!

Posted by: logprof at September 08, 2010 02:47 PM (BP6Z1)

Jay Mohr Michelle smack (starts at 1:45).

Posted by: Blackford Oakes at September 08, 2010 03:09 PM (w9BEi)

--I forgot about the Elton Brand line!

183 Apparently Jay Mohr filled in for Jim Rome on a day that is regarded as an epic show. Damn, I'm gonna waste a lot of time listing to those clips. . . .

184

We'll be there.  Not like we have a choice...
Posted by: Joel & the bots at September 08, 2010 03:28 PM (IkEhE)

Bring Mike along and it might actually be bearable.  We can watch it on my Interociter.
Posted by: MWR at September 08, 2010 03:32 PM (4df7R)

Hellooooo?  Miss the point much?

Posted by: Dr. Forrester & TV's Frank at September 08, 2010 03:36 PM (IkEhE)

You're just bitter because the Prince of Space refused to let you join his fanclub.

185 I wonder if those increased chupacraba attacks are due to Muslims trying to enter the US.

186 196 I am considering tuning in to the Parker/Spitzer debacle when it debuts in October just to see the trainwreck.  Please someone talk me down; I don't think i could look myself in the mirror again. Posted by: MWR

Never fear MWR, AoS morons will have a 12 step program to bring you back.

Posted by: mpfs at September 08, 2010 03:40 PM (iYbLN)

Bless you!

...Though part of me is almost as terrified of the cure as the disease.

187

201 I wonder if those increased chupacraba attacks are due to Muslims trying to enter the US.

I heard it's because Murkowski's lobbying the Chupacabra Party to let her run on their ticket, on the assumption that a mouth like hers was made for exsanguination (and she already got turned down by the Twilight Fanclub and Goth Emo Party).  It's causing a lot of hubbub in the goatsucker community.

188 Speaking of hollywood, I have a question.  Major League Baseball had to do away with the bat boys and ball girls being under the age of 16 because of someone complaining about Child Labor laws.  How come hollywood is exempt from this law?



Hollywood is exempt from EVERYTHING. Gun laws, for example. Think about every time you've seen Marky Mark in a film wielding a firearm. That's convicted felon, Marky Mark. Convicted of Aggravated Assault (pled down from attempted murder, IIRC). Felons are uniformly forbidden to even TOUCH a firearm, yet he gets a pass.

H'wood gets lots of safety and labor law exemptions as well.

189 So I was browsing LeftiWikiPedia (yes, I know) looking for information about air rifles, and I just thought you bitter gun-clinging morons would like to know about the popularity of Airsoft gun clubs around the world.  Especially the <a href="http://tinyurl.com/24a8bbx">Filipino Airsoft Players (FAP).</a>

190 Stupid link thingy, or stupid me, one or the other (or possibly both).

191 Think about every time you've seen Marky Mark in a film wielding a firearm. That's convicted felon, Marky Mark. Convicted of Aggravated Assault (pled down from attempted murder, IIRC). Felons are uniformly forbidden to even TOUCH a firearm, yet he gets a pass.

Are you sure those are all real?  If I were a producer, every weapon I gave to Marky Mark would be a beautiful, perfectly realized fake, made out of balsa wood and spray foam.  And even then I might run and hide.

192 Above was in answer to In before the troll at September 08, 2010 04:32 PM (P9+0W).
So the answer to the implied question in #206 is definitely "stupid me."

193 Gaaah. Begone, yond lame-assed sock.

194 Hollywood firearms are usually plugged and rigged so that they can not even be loaded. This for the gun control laws they are not considered firearms.

They are not exempted from FFA laws. 

195 Wasn't it Justice Potter Stewart who in the Miller vs. California case wrote that he could not define obscenity but he knew it when he saw it? Do you know what is an obscene book? It's a book that you have to read with one hand.