March 17, 2010
— Ace Dave @ Garfield Ridge sent me this a couple of weeks ago, and I found the blog... um, kind of really readable. And, see, I didn't link it, because I'm not talking about the porn star stuff. I mean the actual D&D talk.
So I didn't link it because I thought, "Is this what I'm reduced to? Do I really need to advertise the fact I just went through three months of posts? And wasn't even looking at the chicks?"
Go for the porn chicks. Stay for the uber-geek game theorizing.
Thanks to ChadH.
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So do you get to put a bag over these girls' heads playing D&D? Because that's the only way I can actually see this being a win-win.
/they're pretty rank
Posted by: laceyunderalls sayin' kiss me shamrocks at March 17, 2010 02:38 PM (4io4/)
Posted by: EC at March 17, 2010 02:39 PM (iWj1i)
Posted by: NavyspyII at March 17, 2010 02:40 PM (1jSiQ)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 17, 2010 02:45 PM (0QJjg)
Posted by: Ace's Porn Collection at March 17, 2010 02:49 PM (Y3U+7)
Posted by: FUBAR at March 17, 2010 02:51 PM (1fanL)
Porn stars? I've seen more attractive women in Congress.
Their talents must be greater than their looks.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 17, 2010 02:51 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Comrade Biggest Nerd Ever at March 17, 2010 02:51 PM (lDH4k)
Today's winner of the internets...sandy berger. He'll be stuffing the award in his socks before leaving.
Posted by: DrewM. at March 17, 2010 02:51 PM (9B5OK)
speaking of prOn...
I watched 2 1/2 episodes of Secret Diary of a Call Girl.
Fucking Terrible! Glib bullshit!
She spends half the show telling us how 'special' and 'classy' she is, and the other half of the show being a loser. And what makes her special, you ask? She blows her clients...and gets paid a lotta $$.
You can buy a beanie for $50 ANYWHERE. Who needs to spend a grand on some tart with small tits and an attitude? Not me, that's who.
Posted by: This is Carlton, the doorman at March 17, 2010 02:52 PM (00r+V)
Ace, did you take in palin steele as a roomate or something?
Posted by: kbdabear at March 17, 2010 02:55 PM (sYxEE)
Doesn't a huge tattoo over a girl's tatas just complete them? I mean that blotch of ink is so attractive the boobs actually become a distraction.
[sarc/off]
Either this awful fad has to die soon or I'm actually going to start looking on e-bay for Deloreans equipped with flux capacitors.
Posted by: Reggie1971 at March 17, 2010 02:56 PM (xIqkW)
Posted by: Synova at March 17, 2010 02:56 PM (NTu5Z)
Posted by: name with held, to protect the guilty at March 17, 2010 02:57 PM (ucq49)
Secret Diary of a Call Girl may not be high art, but Billie Piper is smoking hot, at least during the first two seasons.
The second season is much better than the first, by the way. They introduce something of a plot, for one thing.
Posted by: Kensington at March 17, 2010 02:57 PM (aDdAT)
Billie Piper was cute in Doctor Who.
Now she looks bulimic. And she has buck teeth.
I could use her as a rake...not as a hoe.
Posted by: This is Carlton, the doorman at March 17, 2010 03:01 PM (00r+V)
Posted by: Reed at March 17, 2010 03:01 PM (QHTAG)
Posted by: grognard at March 17, 2010 03:02 PM (Ep0Rz)
It is true that Billie's looks took a bit of a hit recently, and getting too thin might be the explanation, but even a less than optimum Billie Piper is still pretty damn sexy.
Posted by: Kensington at March 17, 2010 03:04 PM (aDdAT)
We have a bulb for that.
Posted by: Sylvania Soft White Full Spectrum 40 Watt Light Group at March 17, 2010 03:04 PM (ruzrP)
Fuck porn. That's a sentence, not a phrase.
You guys look at porn stars and you see someone you want to do. I look and see supporters of the DNC.
Never forget that it was Larry Flynt who kept Clinton in office--which allowed Gore to win enough votes to make Bush's win controversial--which caused the Kossacks to take over the Democrat Party to enact vengeance--which brought Obama to power, who is now beginning the process of wiping out the patriotic opposition.
Porn is on the other side.
Posted by: Ken at March 17, 2010 03:04 PM (EawMs)
Posted by: Ace's Porn Collection at March 17, 2010 03:08 PM (Y3U+7)
Posted by: Reed at March 17, 2010 03:13 PM (QHTAG)
In my day D&D and girls were usually mutually exclusive. Now I'm furious I missed out and want the president to address my grievance by socializing something.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at March 17, 2010 03:14 PM (DwlAL)
Usually, I didn't pay much mind to her, I figured she was just your typical stupid and weak member of the House of Representatives and so I never imagined that she could actually do so much damage to me personally in the space of a year....
Well, live and learn.
And WOW do some of my fellow median income Tucsonans have some hard lessons to learn in the next 5 years...
It's gonna be painful but I am a great believer in the explication and illumination of cause and effect relationships.
'Cause... I'm an educator at heart.
Posted by: Deety at March 17, 2010 03:16 PM (aVzyR)
Just dropped in to say, if any of those Porn Chicks asks you Morons if you, " Like Peanut Butter? " -
the answer is 'Yes!', 'Yes, I do.'.
Posted by: ParaTroopin' Dog at March 17, 2010 03:23 PM (v3Jnr)
Posted by: GuyfromNH at March 17, 2010 03:28 PM (GWXuo)
Posted by: Reggie1971 at March 17, 2010 03:28 PM (xIqkW)
Posted by: curious at March 17, 2010 03:29 PM (p302b)
Posted by: Reggie1971 at March 17, 2010 07:28 PM (xIqkW)
They make it up in volume.
Posted by: FUBAR at March 17, 2010 03:32 PM (1fanL)
Posted by: DoDoGuRu at March 17, 2010 03:46 PM (31pnY)
Bet they have a strain of VD that scares the shit out of penicillin.
I realize the question may have been raised umpteen times, but how in the hell do new porn stars actually make a decent living?
They make it through personal appearances - dancing at strip clubs. There are enough guys who will pay a $20 cover charge to see them. I saw an interview with - oh hell, I forget her name, and who really gives a shit - who said that she does films just to keep up the demand for personal appearances.
Posted by: Ombudsman at March 17, 2010 03:46 PM (y4B2y)
Come on, Ombudsman, I remember your name.
Posted by: nasty pelosi at March 17, 2010 03:50 PM (KdA1d)
So, anyway...
I'm pretty bored and pissed off but I have somehow taken it into my mind that even if my Representative loathes and hates me and has done myriad things to make my life objectively worse just by the very fact of her existence...
...It occurs to me that the one cool thing about my congressional Representative is that she probably works sometimes in the same building as Thaddeus McCotter!
I think that Thaddeus McCotter is awesome!
All I really want at this point is to get an autographed poster of Thaddeus McCotter to hang on my bedroom wall.
I'll bet Gabby Giffords passes him all the time in the Halls of Deeming.
She's sooo, lucky!
I'll bet she doesn't know how lucky she is!
Not everyone is cool enough (like Thaddeus McCotter) to be let into the Halls of Deeming but Gabriell Giffords has a full Murtha pass.
She could so totally talk to Thaddeus McCotter anytime she wanted to.
I'll bet that he would be totally cool with signing a sexy, 3 piece suit wearing, bald, making a cogent argument about the legislation being considered that points to wider philosophic concerns, 3x5 picture of him on the floor of the House, if one of his fellow Representatives made the request...
I know that I should not lust after an obviously married, intellectual hunk of a man, but I have made my choice...
I will not be satisfied until my Representative, Gabrielle Giffords delivers to me a signed picture of My Hero, Thaddeus McCotter!
Posted by: Deety at March 17, 2010 03:52 PM (aVzyR)
He's a hoot on Red Eye. Brilliant guy. Hysterical. But I guess if your mom names you Thaddeus, you have to be.
Posted by: Ombudsman at March 17, 2010 03:55 PM (y4B2y)
After reading these comments, I don't think I'll watch the video. I do have one pressing question, though...
What version of D&D?
Posted by: malclave at March 17, 2010 03:55 PM (W1Ndc)
Posted by: nasty pelosi at March 17, 2010 07:50 PM (KdA1d)
Please. I do have SOME standards. Whooo boy, do I hate that woman. I mean, it's not like the Secret Service has to worry about me or anything, but I genuinely loathe Granny Rictus.
Posted by: Ombudsman at March 17, 2010 03:57 PM (y4B2y)
The best thing going for porn stars is that they actually DO stuff!
The wife, not so much.
I hear ya.... then again, if I didn't look like fat, bloated Elvis in his last days...
Posted by: Ombudsman at March 17, 2010 04:05 PM (y4B2y)
He combines AD&D and 3.5, has a bunch of house rules. And Sasha Grey is pretty good looking even if the others are a little towards the lower end of the spectrum.
Posted by: chad at March 17, 2010 04:10 PM (WNcvq)
Porn stars? I've seen more attractive women in Congress.
Their talents must be greater than their looks.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 17, 2010 06:51 PM (RZ8pf)
Talents? Are we still talking about the porn stars, or have we moved on to the prostitutes Congress critters?
Posted by: GreenGasEmissions at March 17, 2010 04:30 PM (xRDxw)
Uh...I'll get back to my car stuff now. Much less nerdy.
(Except for the AMC)
Posted by: seguin at March 17, 2010 04:58 PM (qH7g3)
Posted by: NotAMolly at March 17, 2010 05:16 PM (ADJFU)
Posted by: SGT Dan at March 17, 2010 05:32 PM (Aygyu)
1. to all those that are calling these porn stars skanks:
A: you are straight women so you get a pass...
B. You are male virgens that masturbate so much, your hands get jealous when you look at a Female...
@. I still have a 20 sided dice somewhere, where can I roll!!
Posted by: Velomatic the Destroyer at March 17, 2010 06:10 PM (GFAlg)
When I was sick unto death, unemployed, in massive debt and evicted, I was considerably happier than when I consider that I'm sitting at home alone typing a meaningless comment on a blog and someone else is playing roleplaying games with porn stars and strippers.
This sucks, I'm going to go cry myself to sleep.
Posted by: Merovign, Strong on His Mountain at March 17, 2010 06:39 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: sig at March 17, 2010 08:05 PM (2i+Vz)
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