March 23, 2010
— Slublog

Earlier this evening, we had a troll who decided to infect a couple of threads with some racist comments. The morons responded admirably with anger, wit and impressive amounts of profanity aimed at the idiot. While there's nothing more beautiful than a moron flash mob tearing into rancid troll meat, it would be really helpful to those of us who clean up the troll's droppings if you guys didn't quote the offensive statements.
As the president and Congress grow more unpopular, I think we're going to see more of these types of Axelturfing crapweasels. The left is going to do whatever it can to paint conservative blogs as hotbeds of racist teabaggin' rage. So please let the co-bloggers know when and where we can find the Moby in question, and we'll zap it.
Oh, and please keep flaming the ever-loving crap out of the trolls. Not only is it the right thing to do, it's extremely fun to watch.
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Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at March 23, 2010 04:54 PM (otlXg)
Posted by: Good Lt. at March 23, 2010 04:56 PM (n/M5O)
Posted by: Troll guarding nameless bridge at March 23, 2010 04:57 PM (Xsi7M)
Posted by: MDr VB1.0 CS1st at March 23, 2010 04:57 PM (ucq49)
What if it's the co-blogger doing the trolling? What then?
Posted by: Jim in San Diego at March 23, 2010 04:57 PM (F09Uo)
I've watched hours of troll comments go by with commentors pleading and pleading to get rid of them with no 'co-bloggers' responding. How exactly do let the co-bloggers know?
Posted by: Tami at March 23, 2010 04:58 PM (VuLos)
Posted by: willow at March 23, 2010 05:00 PM (PtdKQ)
The point is to stop QUOTING the soon-to-be-deleted response in your response.
That's a simple enough request - even us morons should be able to handle that.
.
Posted by: BumperStickerist at March 23, 2010 05:01 PM (ruzrP)
Posted by: John Galt at March 23, 2010 05:01 PM (Ylv1H)
They hatin'
Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 23, 2010 08:59 PM (OkT2m)
It's because they're so white and nerdy.
Posted by: di butler, superflybitch at March 23, 2010 05:01 PM (S3xX1)
I'm not sure about the other co-bloggers, but feel free to email me if you see an offensive comment. My email address is my nick @ gmail.com
Thanks.
Posted by: Slublog at March 23, 2010 05:02 PM (9KzAa)
New Article: Obama Closes Meeting With Israeli PM to Press Yet Publicly Bows to Saudi King http://bit.ly/cwGngZ
Posted by: AHFF Geoff at March 23, 2010 05:02 PM (5r0Tz)
Posted by: mbruce at March 23, 2010 05:03 PM (Fr8N6)
Posted by: Bill R. at March 23, 2010 05:03 PM (EhlQq)
Damn...I thought you were all Morons...
Well, not all of you, but...you know...the hobo hunters, maybe...
Myself, I like my tea with ice cubes and sugar. That's kinda counter-productive when it comes to teabaggin', anyway.
OTH, most of the racists I've ever run into are Democrats or progressives. They're kinda rabid about it, really. Generally speaking, conservatives are too busy - fooling themselves into believing that they're free - to worry about what crayola box anyone else thinks they came out of...
Posted by: Warren Bonesteel at March 23, 2010 05:04 PM (wmtV/)
***Movie Recommendation Alert***
DEFENDOR (2009) starring Woody Harrelson. This movie was funny, sad pathetic, and kinda touching. Very simple movie. No frills. No fancy action scenes. Just a great little movie about people.
I think y'all will like this movie, so go ahead and see it.
9/10 Stars, and I'm a picky rater.
Posted by: This is ff at March 23, 2010 05:04 PM (m8h4o)
Posted by: koopy at March 23, 2010 05:04 PM (ctR4U)
btw, I'd give my left nut if one of the other cob-loggers had the wit and wherewithal to change Slu's post title to...
Please Don't Squeeze the Charmin
Posted by: This is ff at March 23, 2010 05:05 PM (m8h4o)
Posted by: John at March 23, 2010 05:05 PM (90oki)
So please let the co-bloggers know when and where we can find the Moby in question, and we'll zap it.
I thought we were supposed to tell the cob loggers.
Posted by: Happy Spell Checker at March 23, 2010 05:06 PM (7+pP9)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 23, 2010 05:06 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: mbruce at March 23, 2010 09:03 PM (Fr8N6)
Odd. I hate everyone except for the people, uh person, uh cat I love.
Posted by: Some Liberal at March 23, 2010 05:07 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: sandy burger at March 23, 2010 05:07 PM (MT+0i)
Posted by: Happy Spell Checker at March 23, 2010 09:06 PM (7+pP9)
Oh, oh, oh! I get to call ALL OF YOU that now.
Tee hee!
I'm such a serious journalist!!!
Posted by: Anderson Cooper at March 23, 2010 05:08 PM (bgcml)
Dang it. A Mr. Whipple photoshop would have been perfect. Perfect.
Posted by: Slublog at March 23, 2010 05:08 PM (9KzAa)
Posted by: JDW at March 23, 2010 05:09 PM (L+u9U)
Posted by: CDR M at March 23, 2010 05:09 PM (cvmTR)
Posted by: Charles Johnson at March 23, 2010 05:10 PM (90oki)
Posted by: mpfs, I'll take the blue pill please at March 23, 2010 05:10 PM (QuP9W)
Posted by: Slublog
Thanks Slu. There have been quite a few a-hole trolls passing through this week. I was beginning to think the mgmt wasn't watching closely enough.
Posted by: Garbonzo the Garrulous at March 23, 2010 05:10 PM (w8ddH)
Posted by: koopy at March 23, 2010 05:11 PM (ctR4U)
Posted by: pep at March 23, 2010 05:11 PM (0K3p3)
They hatin'
Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 23, 2010 08:59 PM (OkT2m)
It's because they're so white and nerdy.
Posted by: di butler, superflybitch at March 23, 2010 09:01 PM (S3xX1)
Win for the day. http://bit.ly/bcRP4z
Posted by: soulpile at March 23, 2010 05:13 PM (afWhQ)
Posted by: Common Sense Man at March 23, 2010 05:13 PM (90oki)
willow, I have a special keyboard for just that...
Posted by: Delores Umbridge at March 23, 2010 05:13 PM (Xsi7M)
Posted by: MARK ANTHONY at March 23, 2010 05:13 PM (aygSe)
Posted by: Warren Bonesteel
Ah, just can't resist being a dick, can you?
Posted by: Garbonzo the Garrulous at March 23, 2010 05:13 PM (w8ddH)
Posted by: This is ff at March 23, 2010 05:14 PM (7/lTI)
Posted by: Slublog at March 23, 2010 09:02 PM (9KzAa)
I find this comment offensive. I'll be e-mailing you.
(thanks slu)
Posted by: Tami at March 23, 2010 05:14 PM (VuLos)
Posted by: CDR M at March 23, 2010 05:15 PM (cvmTR)
Say :
QUOTING the soon-to-be-deleted response in your response.
QUOTING the soon-to-be-deleted response in your response.
QUOTING the soon-to-be-deleted response in your response. QUOTING the soon-to-be-deleted response in your response. QUOTING the soon-to-be-deleted response in your response.
Posted by: LENNY BRUCE at March 23, 2010 05:16 PM (aygSe)
Are we sure the troll wasn't sent here from Little Hot Green Airballs?
Posted by: John Galt at March 23, 2010 05:18 PM (Ylv1H)
Posted by: CDR M at March 23, 2010 05:19 PM (cvmTR)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 23, 2010 05:20 PM (yfJ6g)
Posted by: alexthechick
After checking out your doll collection it's understandable.
Posted by: mpfs, 10mg please at March 23, 2010 05:21 PM (QuP9W)
And I definitely heard you say "Don't feed the trolls, boy."
Racist.
Posted by: Xoxotl at March 23, 2010 05:21 PM (wLbEZ)
Indeed. Too bad I can't be there to bash a few on the head.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at March 23, 2010 05:22 PM (otlXg)
It does not surprise me that cowards would sneak in drag and throw racial epithets.
I would argue that we should counter strike with similar attempts to undermine their affairs through nefrious means. But, try to imagine you are in their shoes. Finding out that they can still live in mom's basement, now with improvedTM healthare, since mom now has to keep them on until they are 27. Who knows, perhaps they will encourage their union leaders...wait they don't have gainful employment if they are on line dropping "f" and "n" bombs on everyone elses' sites.
I do have an idea...it is my idea so patent rights are mine...
I will invent the lotion bottle-tissue dispenser. That will be so completely over the top, that these fools will want to continually use it. Then they will be too tired and content to go Axelturfing.
Besides, mom will now be happy that junior is no longer using her good bottle of lotion.
Posted by: JDubya at March 23, 2010 05:23 PM (517pb)
Posted by: wherestherum at March 23, 2010 05:24 PM (gofDd)
Gears of War 3 for the 20th time?
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 23, 2010 05:27 PM (yfJ6g)
Posted by: Wow at March 23, 2010 05:27 PM (PMqV+)
Would it be racist to say Obama reneged on his promise to write an executive order outlawing federal funds for abortions.
hahaha snap.
Posted by: Malapropist at March 23, 2010 05:29 PM (jvBhz)
Har dee har har, ex Consort of Hades. Enjoying the new afterlife?
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at March 23, 2010 05:29 PM (otlXg)
Lets just say it was boorish bad behavior.
Posted by: mpfs, 10mg please at March 23, 2010 05:29 PM (QuP9W)
So, it is settled. The likely culprit(s) were spawned in the pit of delusion, otherwise known as Little Green Fuktards.
Are we sure the troll wasn't sent here from Little Hot Green Airballs?
Shit, i completely forgot that site existed. How did he come down on Obama care?
Posted by: Ben at March 23, 2010 05:30 PM (jvBhz)
Posted by: robotwhisper at March 23, 2010 05:31 PM (EiH7n)
Posted by: Nils2en at March 23, 2010 05:32 PM (x9B93)
“Of liberty I would say that, in the whole plenitude of its extent, it is unobstructed action according to our will. But rightful liberty is unobstructed action according to our will within limits drawn around us by the equal rights of others. I do not add ‘within the limits of the law,’ because law is often but the tyrant’s will, and always so when it violates the right of an individual.” –Thomas Jefferson to Isaac H. Tiffany, 1819.
Do you believe in freedom, or do you believe in laws and rules and regulations and permits, which limit the freedoms of people you don't like?
You believe in democracy?
A democracy is nothing more than mob rule, where fifty-one percent of the people may take away the rights of the other forty-nine.
Many conservatives have openly declared that they want to take back power in D.C. ...to what end? To achieve the same results you saw in 2004, 2006 ...and in 1994? What, in the wide, wide world of conservative and contemporary Republican epistemology has changed in that time? (Answer: Squat diddly, that's what.)
I know! "WeÂ’ll just elect our team and thatÂ’ll make things better!"
Â…but it never doesÂ…
Of course, we’ve all been corrupted and bribed, ourselves. Tax ‘refunds.’ Social ’security.’ National ’security.’ Conservative NGO’s.
Government entitlements and spending is all well and good, when it is spent on something we want.
It’s always evil and bad when it’s for something we don’t like. Government ‘welfare.’ Government ‘healthcare.’ ACORN.
Government financed political campaigns are good for our teamÂ…but itÂ’s evil and bad when the other team uses the system to their advantage.
Government pork is always evilÂ…unless our guy sends other peopleÂ’s money to our town and stateÂ…
Government deficit spending is always evilÂ…but itÂ’s quite alright for us to live on credit, buying things we donÂ’t need and canÂ’t afford ...with money we donÂ’t haveÂ…
Every penny government spends limits the freedoms of others...and limits your own freedoms and liberties...and you think you're free? The government uses force and coercion to steal from you and others...and you think that you're free? The government micro-manages every area of your life...and you think that you are free?Posted by: Warren Bonesteel at March 23, 2010 05:32 PM (wmtV/)
I didn't read the posts, but I have noticed a really really racial sensitivity here.
WTF is going on?
Is Ace afraid that any racial jokes will tint his site?
I've been called down, not sure why, but I now don't make that many watermelon jokes any more. Just a few a week.
Just axing, is the blog on double secret probation from the FCC or something?
Posted by: Kemp at March 23, 2010 05:35 PM (2+9Yx)
I keed, I keed.
I only hate we-todds that vote for red doper diaper babies and want Planned Parenthood to perform late term abortions on them using Health Care funds.
Posted by: Brian at March 23, 2010 05:37 PM (Iq/G6)
No. This was actually 'n-word' level racist comments.
Posted by: Slublog at March 23, 2010 05:38 PM (9KzAa)
Well, OK. That is over the line.
I am just a little confused about what is acceptable when posting about "the one". We've used the "dark skinned" line that came from some damn post weeks ago. It was a joke then, but those who didn't read the post don't get the joke.
Guidance here would be appreciated. I think leaving out the racial context of Obama's goals is wrong. I think he really believes in reparations and race politics.
Do we ignore that?
Just axing.
Posted by: Kemp at March 23, 2010 05:47 PM (2+9Yx)
THAT would be ALMOST as racist as confusing one of Japanese (or Chinese) ancestry as being of Korean.
Funny thing about foreign languages, take Korean for instance - one might think that the Korean word for 'Korean' might just sound something like 'Korean' - one would be equally mistaken to think that the Korean word for 'American' would sound like or resemble the word 'American'...
Posted by: Druid at March 23, 2010 06:02 PM (Gct7d)
How Dare You Sir!
Posted by: Killgore Trout at March 23, 2010 06:27 PM (9fjyr)
Posted by: Old Hippie Vet at March 23, 2010 06:31 PM (3IZGh)
Posted by: ratskeller at March 23, 2010 06:34 PM (YhYla)
Posted by: Darth Rove at March 23, 2010 06:34 PM (GfYt/)
Posted by: moi at March 23, 2010 06:41 PM (6W1Kx)
Posted by: Palin's Shotgun at March 23, 2010 07:02 PM (UGrme)
:::USA CENSUS ALERT::: if you have Brown Skinn and you were Born in the USA.....You can Check {{NATIVE AMERICAN}} on th Census box........When You choose other Catagories...You SIGn AwAy UR RIGhts To UR Own LAND/TRUSTS....MEXICANS, AFRICAN AMERICANS, CARIBBEANS, SOUTH AMERICANS.....WE WERE ALL HERE WHEN the Europeans L...ANDED on PLYMOTH Rock....I Urge You Not Sign Away Ur Rights to YOUR LAND. SPANISH n ENGLISH are only Languages...not YOU!(yes the natives had straight aaand nappy hair!!)
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at March 23, 2010 07:18 PM (mHQ7T)
Posted by: Barney F at March 23, 2010 07:28 PM (mhD2v)
Personally, I do believe it was a lefty. Expect more of that shit at town halls and protests/rallies this summer.
Posted by: eddiebear at March 23, 2010 07:43 PM (TVFZQ)
as far as axelturf goes...i would not doubt that axelturf is sending minions out to post racist comments in right wing blogs. This is the only tactic that they have against the right, but you know what? IT WORKS! Is it possible that there are some racist jerks out there that really did call some african american members of congress racially charged names? It is possible. Is there proof? No. Would the left lie and pretend this happened when it did not? Sure. That is what the left likes to do. Personally, I wish people wouldn't do or say things like this because the media will focus on these few morons and pretend that the everyone opposed to obama is like this. This is completely illogical of course. 4 or 5 people do not a representative sample make - unless you are an idiot like charles johnson you know the concept of sample size. As we know there are lots of poorly educated people - like charles - who fall for this tactic. But is the movement itself built on any racist principles? No. It's about free market solutions, and the people having the right to keep the fruits of their labor.
No matter what we do the left will try to paint us as racists, and will either create incidents that demonstrate this, or focus on any incidents that demonstrate this. Of course the racism, bigotry, and bizarreness are on display openly at every leftist rally. No one in the media ever discusses the open hatred of jews, the classism, and the out right bizarre behavior that one sees at leftist protests. I've seen the riots personally...where peaceful anti war protesters looted stores, and smashed up neighborhoods. it disgust me that the tea party protests are being portrayed as being some how "radical" and "dangerous." but we knew they would lie about us. this is what the left does.
Posted by: mistress overdone at March 23, 2010 07:55 PM (2/oBD)
Posted by: Gowan Focyercelv at March 23, 2010 08:48 PM (PhPag)
http://bit.ly/DJWdw
Posted by: jamie at March 23, 2010 11:23 PM (CTJDC)
32 "OTH, most of the racists I've ever run into are Democrats or progressives. They're kinda rabid about it, really. Generally speaking, conservatives are too busy - fooling themselves into believing that they're free - to worry about what crayola box anyone else thinks they came out of..."
Man, you got that right, W. The most anger-laden threads I've ever participated in have been with lefties who--get this--were upset with me for pointing out that race is a phony, arbitrary classification, made up for the express purpose of vilifying groups of people
Nope. They want their race, so they can call people us raaaaacist!.
Posted by: K~Bob at March 23, 2010 11:35 PM (9b6FB)
Posted by: wrg at March 24, 2010 02:07 AM (85/Lw)
I love the smell of flaming troll in the morning.
Smells like victory..
sniff - sniff.,..
Ok, wait, no, that doesn't smell like victory.. smells more like
sniff - sniff..
Whew.. more like a room that Joe Biden just gave a speech in. Yikes.
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 24, 2010 04:33 AM (e8T35)
Um, no. If one of these cretinous freaks was poking you in the back, he'd still want attention. Would you be giving him what he wants if you turned around and knocked his teeth down his throat? No one should surrender their blog to worthless scum like Axelrod and his flying monkeys.
Trolls aren't human beings. The ultimate goal of any good troll hunter is to ridicule and embarrass them sufficiently to drive them to suicide.
Except erg. I'm hoping erg dies a long a painful death from an impacted bowel, all while waiting futilely for his Oval Office boyfriend to clear him for treatment.
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