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November 22, 2010

Political Dolt of The Week (Abridged Version) [Journolist]
— Open Blogger

Wow, trying to accurately assay the Political Dolt of The Week was difficult. Even though the weekly Â“doltÂ” is rarely awarded outside of the Obama carnival, it still is a difficult contest to judge with such a vast number of democrats crowding the field.

AOSHQ is not in this to disappoint and we are always up for the heavy lifting . . . itÂ’s in our cognition and gilded edged intellect, and on top if it all, we donÂ’t Â“BogartÂ” our analysis. For we are givers. In fact here, take a hit. ItÂ’s OK, really . . . weÂ’re writing this at the moment in Los Angeles, at our super secret Sunset Strip location . . . ItÂ’s all good.

And now on to the Dolt of the Week. Even though it's only Monday, the Dolts, so far, have been aplenty and after a quick virtual meeting, we decided to immediately announce the winner.

It was a toss-up between Attorney General Eric Holder and Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano. The two are clearly in over their heads and just donÂ’t realize it, yet - a veritable theme of Team Obama. If ignorance is bliss, Team Obama must have some very happy campers in its ranks.

OK, IÂ’m getting thirsty and my Gin and Tonic is up . . . so if I told you the dolt of the week was none other than the insufferable Â‘Big SisÂ’ Janet Napolitano, would you be surprised? Did the TSA frisks kinda give it away?

So letÂ’s all give Big Sis a big hand as our weekly Dolt winner. Assume the position folks, and thanks for flying along with us.

Posted by: Open Blogger at 03:04 PM | Comments (69)
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1 Holder is not "over his head". He is actively trying to kill the law.

He needs to be removed from office via "investigation" by the House and assignment of a "special prosecutor".

Posted by: Vic at November 22, 2010 03:09 PM (e4sSD)

2 What do I win?

Posted by: Janet N. at November 22, 2010 03:09 PM (9q4PA)

3 She might be a dolt, but man is she ever a looker!! At least she's got that going for her.

Posted by: Portnoy at November 22, 2010 03:09 PM (azgo2)

4 Assume the position folks, and thanks for flying along with us.

Posted by: Open Blogger at 07:04 PM I guess it would be advisable to keep one's squeekhole in the upright and locked position during the feel up?

Posted by: ErikW at November 22, 2010 03:10 PM (UmQwA)

5 I'm pretty sure Tom Vilsack deserves an honorable mention.

Posted by: Never was a drummer like Keith Moon, ever at November 22, 2010 03:12 PM (6zJ1v)

6 I would have thought that John "Double Down" Pistole, head of the TSA, would be the obvious choice.

Posted by: Leo Ladenson at November 22, 2010 03:13 PM (mAm+G)

7 6 I would have thought that John "Double Down" Pistole, head of the TSA, would be the obvious choice.

Posted by: Leo Ladenson at November 22, 2010 07:13 PM (mAm+G)

< We go straight to the top baby.

Posted by: Journolist at November 22, 2010 03:14 PM (O/NP5)

8 < We go straight to the top baby.

Well, then, why not the big O?

Posted by: Leo Ladenson at November 22, 2010 03:16 PM (mAm+G)

9 8 < We go straight to the top baby.

Well, then, why not the big O?

Posted by: Leo Ladenson at November 22, 2010 07:16 PM (mAm+G)

< It's not in his pay grade.

Posted by: Journolist at November 22, 2010 03:17 PM (O/NP5)

10 cancel both of their tickets, IYKWIMAITYD, and let God / aLLAH /Jehovah sort 'em out

If Victory is not won electorally in two years, all bets are off. These people will destroy everything worth having and that cannot be allowed to happen

dark enough for ya?

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at November 22, 2010 03:17 PM (UqKQV)

11 Uncle Janet looks like 4'9" of adobe made from clay, chicken shit, and bits of cat hair plucked off an old ugly sweater under a Subaru's back seat.

Posted by: sifty at November 22, 2010 03:18 PM (NWqVh)

12 Well, then, why not the big O?

He'd win every week.

Posted by: blue star at November 22, 2010 03:18 PM (1iBGR)

13 If Victory is not won electorally in two years, all bets are off. These people will destroy everything worth having and that cannot be allowed to happen

dark enough for ya?

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at November 22, 2010 07:17 PM (UqKQV)

Santa Rosa . . . we just could all be drinking Merlot if things don't change.

Posted by: Journolist at November 22, 2010 03:19 PM (O/NP5)

14 Well, then, why not the big O?

Sounds good to me, where's the line? it isn't that there T&A line is it cause I'm not that kind of guy, I like to get my big O's in semi-private.

Posted by: The Great Satan's Ghost at November 22, 2010 03:21 PM (08Pe8)

"So letÂ’s all give Big Sis a big hand as our weekly Dolt winner."

In new Soviet Amerika, winner gives hand to you!

Posted by: Yakov Smirnov at November 22, 2010 03:22 PM (xy9wk)

...don't be so hard on Slimer.

She might be smarter than Kathleen Parker.

Posted by: Alexander Hamilton at November 22, 2010 03:25 PM (dE3SE)

17 I was just wondering where to get those.

Posted by: sifty at November 22, 2010 03:29 PM (NWqVh)

A skosh off subject here but damn . . . Jose Luis Feliciano's Light My Fire just randomized off of i-tunes on my sony dynamic headphones, at volume rich. Fricking awesome tune listened to loud.

The guitar bridge and orchestration at minute 1:47 is ethereal.

Posted by: Journolist at November 22, 2010 03:30 PM (O/NP5)

19 Gloria Allred- It was kinda nice.

Posted by: kidney at November 22, 2010 03:30 PM (ENRGu)

20 Gloria Allred has been pining for attention since Satan stopped calling back.

Posted by: sifty at November 22, 2010 03:32 PM (NWqVh)

21 This shit makes no sense.

Posted by: The Fickle Finger of Fate at November 22, 2010 03:32 PM (7+pP9)

22 is there a Merlot Dark?

I like to smile and think Happy Thoughts--and I'm willing to work my ass off for the next two years to bring about the electoral success which is absolutely totally unavoidably necessary

but..........

The people running the Executive Branch and Senate ( and some state governments ) are a Bizzaro World mix of hard-core fanatic Leftoids and incompetent Useful Idiots who think we all just need to hug; drink Merlot; whatever

So, either the Senate and White House are won by Republicans or......all bets are off, just like that chick said in that Guy Ritchie movie when those guys tried to rob the "Turf Accountant", as the English say

( i hereby ban myself for what I'm thinking )

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at November 22, 2010 03:32 PM (UqKQV)

23 22 This shit makes no sense.

Posted by: The Fickle Finger of Fate at November 22, 2010 07:32 PM (7+pP9)

< You're presupposing it should?

Posted by: Journolist at November 22, 2010 03:33 PM (O/NP5)

24 So we're doing all this bomb-searching when all these bombing attempts originated from outside the US?

Nice to know that I'll get infinitely more scrutiny trying to get on a Southwest to Omaha than some fleabag will get 'emigrating' himself in from Guadalajara.

Posted by: nickless© at November 22, 2010 03:34 PM (MMC8r)

25 Instapundit coins a few puns in the process:

"Grope and Change"

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at November 22, 2010 03:37 PM (PMGbu)

26 Hey,you forgot about all our hits on that cheesy 70's music thread.

Posted by: The Captain and Tenille at November 22, 2010 03:37 PM (ljAGw)

27 There is such a thing as Mike Ditka Kick-Ass Red wine. $50/bottle, I kid you not.

Posted by: AmishDude at November 22, 2010 03:39 PM (4v2p1)

28 Flipping through the channels, I notice that DWTS is scheduled from 8:00 to 9:13 PM. Odd little time slot.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 22, 2010 03:39 PM (Z6Mgb)

29 So, either the Senate and White House are won by Republicans or......all bets are off, just like that chick said in that Guy Ritchie movie when those guys tried to rob the "Turf Accountant", as the English say

( i hereby ban myself for what I'm thinking )

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at November 22, 2010 07:32 PM (UqKQV)

S - you can't ban yourself, I just got clarifcation on this from AOSHQ's Ombudsman, he's really a great guy this Ombudsman - he goes by "kind bud" and has a shingle on 34th and Vine. Just past the Slauson Cut-Off. He says no go to the self-ban and that's the final word. I think he said word up to be exact.

Posted by: Journolist at November 22, 2010 03:40 PM (O/NP5)

30 I don't watch DWTS, but I want to piss of liberals. What do I need to do to vote for Bristol?

Posted by: AmishDude at November 22, 2010 03:42 PM (4v2p1)

31 Can we self-denounce? Double self denounce? With a twist of lime?

Posted by: sifty at November 22, 2010 03:42 PM (NWqVh)

The two are clearly in over their heads and just donÂ’t realize it,

Um, no. They know exactly what they're doing.

C'mon, dude, they have a coordinated plan to destroy us.

Posted by: ErikW at November 22, 2010 03:42 PM (UmQwA)

33 Give Obama and his TSA a break ok? You wanted jobs and now hand jobs are available at the nearest airport. And you're still not satisfied? Geez -this is a tough audience.

Posted by: Lokki at November 22, 2010 03:43 PM (uqoMn)

34 I don't know much about DWTS, I've only seen it two or three times. If I can e-mail (or text or whatever ever) her a vote I'll gladly do it. Anyone know the deal?

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 22, 2010 03:45 PM (Z6Mgb)

35 34 Can we self-denounce? Double self denounce? With a twist of lime?

Posted by: sifty at November 22, 2010 07:42 PM (NWqVh)

< Sifty, We allow self-denouement, that will grow hair on the palms though.

Posted by: Journolist at November 22, 2010 03:48 PM (O/NP5)

36 I think the only critirium for this should be who has the most fragrant genitalia. Holder or Napolitano. Let the TSA chief be the judge.

Posted by: Soona at November 22, 2010 03:48 PM (v1Ogb)

37 self-denouement

Sounds too French. I'll pass.

Posted by: sifty at November 22, 2010 03:49 PM (NWqVh)

38 napolitano's junk would scare a buzzard off a gut wagon.

Posted by: sifty at November 22, 2010 03:50 PM (NWqVh)

39 41 self-denouement

Sounds too French. I'll pass.

Posted by: sifty at November 22, 2010 07:49 PM (NWqVh)

< Yes, it's french but you can pair it with a nice red.

Posted by: Journolist at November 22, 2010 03:50 PM (O/NP5)

40 Can we have a Conservative Hero of the Week?

Good news is nice too. I must be getting soft in my old age.

Posted by: sifty at November 22, 2010 03:51 PM (NWqVh)

...........most fragrant genitalia.

Zero stinkage if you use the product I'm hawking.

Posted by: dhani jones at November 22, 2010 03:51 PM (9q4PA)

42 Some good news: My wife spotted the first hooker we've ever seen on Burbank Blvd. about an hour ago when she went to pick up our son. Broad daylight still.

CHANGE!

Posted by: sifty at November 22, 2010 03:53 PM (NWqVh)

Just past the Slauson Cut-Off.

That reminded me of the Johnny Carson show.

Posted by: Ronster at November 22, 2010 03:53 PM (9q4PA)

44 33 I don't watch DWTS, but I want to piss of liberals. What do I need to do to vote for Bristol?

Posted by: AmishDude at November 22, 2010 07:42 PM (4v2p1)

Flip it on during the last 5 minutes or so, they show the numbers to call. At least they do on their other shows, I don't know about the finale. They're usually showing them when I turn on ABC for Castle.

Posted by: buzzion at November 22, 2010 03:54 PM (oVQFe)

@47: "Some good news: My wife spotted the first hooker we've ever seen on Burbank Blvd. about an hour ago when she went to pick up our son. Broad daylight still."

Why would your wife call your son a hooker? Seems kinda mean....

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at November 22, 2010 03:54 PM (xy9wk)

46 How is Maxine Waters not a candidate for Dolt of the Week. This week it was revealed that there are emails documenting her intervention for her husbands bank, after flat denying it.

Posted by: toby928™ at November 22, 2010 03:54 PM (S5YRY)

47 46 I think I got the ONT ready for delivery. Just waiting on my time slot now.

Posted by: CDR M at November 22, 2010 07:52 PM (5I8G0)

C- I will hold off on posting, I'm heading out to dinner in Laguna Beach soon and if I behave, wifey might let me go to the tobacco shop there for some ceegars.

Posted by: Journolist at November 22, 2010 03:59 PM (O/NP5)

48 So Ace and the boys go away and we can posts like this.

Posted by: Second-String Commenter at November 22, 2010 03:59 PM (mAm+G)

Zero stinkage if you use the product I'm hawking.

Posted by: dhani jones at November 22, 2010 07:51 PM (9q4PA)

Would that be 'Fire'??

Posted by: Portnoy at November 22, 2010 04:02 PM (azgo2)

50 Here's another dolt for you! Gloria Allred on the TSA's body scanners...

SEAN HANNITY, HOST: "Did they touch your body parts?"

GLORIA ALLRED: "Yeah, they did and it was a first time anybody touched them in a long time and frankly, I liked it."

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at November 22, 2010 04:06 PM (9eDbm)

Would that be 'Fire'??

Napolm.

Posted by: dhani Jones at November 22, 2010 04:06 PM (9q4PA)

52 54 Journo, I probably shouldn't post the ONT until around 9:15 or so.

Posted by: CDR M at November 22, 2010 08:00 PM (5I8G0)

< Hey, you da man. What Time Zone are you in?

Posted by: Journolist at November 22, 2010 04:06 PM (O/NP5)

53 53 So Ace and the boys go away and we can posts like this.

Posted by: Second-String Commenter at November 22, 2010 07:59 PM (mAm+G)

< Ace told me not to respond to second stringers.

Posted by: Journolist at November 22, 2010 04:07 PM (O/NP5)

54 the Johnny Carson-era "Slauson cut-off" is now a freeway from the 405 to the coast, and also runs east to the Harbor Freeway. Just after The Fork in the Road.....

Ed was was a Marine fighter pilot at Guadalcanal and other Hot Spots. McMahon was the Real Deal

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at November 22, 2010 04:08 PM (UqKQV)

55
Dolt.....is that just a polite way of saying "Sucker of Cock"?

As for DWTS, I watched a couple of minutes of that show out of curiosity last year and I could actually feel my testicles shrivel.

Luckily, I switched in the emergency back-up DVD of The Dirty Dozen before my 'nads turned into ovaries.

But I might just call in some votes....for the always interesting Liberal-Heads-Explode factor.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 22, 2010 04:10 PM (DZVrI)

56 Ed McMahon sits on the Heavenly Board of Badass between Lee Marvin and Ben Johnson. He is in charge of smiting white guys with dreadlocks.

Posted by: sifty at November 22, 2010 04:12 PM (NWqVh)

57 Why is it not much of a mental stretch to envision Obama trying to get in on DWTS as the 4th judge? What a dolt.

Posted by: Journolist at November 22, 2010 04:13 PM (O/NP5)

58 62 Ed McMahon sits on the Heavenly Board of Badass between Lee Marvin and Ben Johnson. He is in charge of smiting white guys with dreadlocks.

Posted by: sifty at November 22, 2010 08:12 PM (NWqVh)

<Sifty, Lee Marvin was bad ass dude. And he was a real hero.

Posted by: Journolist at November 22, 2010 04:14 PM (O/NP5)

59 Ed was was a Marine fighter pilot at Guadalcanal and other Hot Spots. McMahon was the Real Deal

The Cactus Air Force!

Posted by: Second-String Commenter at November 22, 2010 04:17 PM (mAm+G)

60 Lee Marvin is still a badass dude. His corpse can still bench press a Sherman tank and beat up a street gang before he eats his Ovaltine.

Posted by: sifty at November 22, 2010 04:18 PM (NWqVh)

61 49 33 I don't watch DWTS, but I want to piss of liberals. What do I need to do to vote for Bristol?

Posted by: AmishDude at November 22, 2010 07:42 PM (4v2p1)

Or you could go to the site and vote (you get multiple votes)

http://cdn.abc.go.com slash shows slash

dancing-with-the-stars slash vote

Posted by: EZB at November 22, 2010 04:18 PM (fa9yq)

62 Ronni Chasen Hollywood publicist, killed in a shouting and a political dolt moron holiwood liberal nitwit on HLN states this is holiwood's 911.

Posted by: Buffalobob at November 22, 2010 04:30 PM (GwH6h)

63 shooting.....

Posted by: Buffalobob at November 22, 2010 04:32 PM (GwH6h)

64 Remember: 1 Hollywood insider killed > 3000 Americans killed on 9/11.

Posted by: sifty at November 22, 2010 04:34 PM (NWqVh)

65 Hey, sifty, which one of my husbands let you into my Subaru, dammit?

Posted by: texette at November 22, 2010 04:40 PM (o38K+)

66 Every Subaru has cat hair in it. And an ugly sweater.

I hear the new model is called the 2011 Subaru LGBT Coupe. No cigarette lighter, but the carpet is edible.

Posted by: sifty at November 22, 2010 04:47 PM (NWqVh)

67 How does one achieve permanent doltdum status?

Will there be a playoff?

Posted by: Sent from my Commodore 64 at November 22, 2010 05:08 PM (4sQwu)

68 Hah! My Subaru is my hunting, fishing, camping, and shooting car. I drive my truck to haul feed and firewood, and drive the Beemer when I get cleaned up and go into the big city. Although, on hobo hunts, I take a white panel van.

Posted by: texette at November 22, 2010 05:22 PM (o38K+)

69 Dan Tanna's has wifi?!? I love this century.

Posted by: Faye Kinnit at November 22, 2010 07:37 PM (l1oyw)

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