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October 28, 2010

Poll closing times for 2010
— CAC

I know everyone is giddy for the House to be called early, but unless you are AWESOME like me and live on the Left Coast, you will be waiting a while. Still, save this as a good reference for poll closing times:

Courtesy SwingStateProject.com and TheGreenpapers.com. Yes, libs but at least analytical ones. Checking the 2010 file @ TGP times haven't seemed to change since 2008.

We should get an idea though on the size of the wave early due to the earliest closers. If you haven't had more than five shots yet and Raese is beating Manchin, time to start opening your pudding packs.

Posted by: CAC at 04:40 PM | Comments (82)
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1 Sponsored by Snak Pak

Posted by: fluffy stocks up! at October 28, 2010 04:44 PM (SwkdU)

2 So, how closely do we have to follow this for pudding purposes?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 28, 2010 04:44 PM (rNJC9)

3 So, how closely do we have to follow this for pudding purposes? I'm soaking in it!

Posted by: Madge at October 28, 2010 04:46 PM (SwkdU)

4 I'm buying my campaign on the 3^rd, when I'll be celebrating.

Posted by: Ed Anger at October 28, 2010 04:47 PM (7+pP9)

5 This is poll closing for republican voters ... Luckily democrats are allowed to vote also on Wednesday and Thursday. And the dead ones will be counted and recounted for weeks.

Posted by: Mephitis at October 28, 2010 04:48 PM (svKr7)

6 Looks like a pack of Fruit Stripe gum.

Who's the failed interior decorating student that did this thing?

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at October 28, 2010 04:49 PM (lN56Y)

7 CAC,

Thanks a lot, this is the sort of thing we Red Green color blind guys really like. That would be 11% of men in the USA.

It helps us sooo much.

WTF is with NC strips? Couldn't we decide when to stop voting?

Posted by: Kemp at October 28, 2010 04:49 PM (JpFM9)

8 Frikking Firefox spellchecker.

campaign = champagne.

Champagne for the campaign. Alle ist gut!

Posted by: Ed Anger at October 28, 2010 04:50 PM (7+pP9)

9 Connssss succkkkk.

Cons despise God, or cant read, I am not sure.

Posted by: Odonnell at October 28, 2010 04:50 PM (koORU)

10 So, how closely do we have to follow this for pudding purposes?

Every time a poll closes, dip.

Posted by: Bomber at October 28, 2010 04:50 PM (d88g9)

11 Heh. Poor CAC. No love from the morons.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at October 28, 2010 04:52 PM (lN56Y)

12 Luckily democrats are allowed to vote also on Wednesday and Thursday.

Unfortunately, they will. And until they find enough votes. If we let them get away with it.

Posted by: Bomber at October 28, 2010 04:53 PM (d88g9)

13 Thanks a lot, this is the sort of thing we Red Green color blind guys really like. That would be 11% of men in the USA.

It helps us sooo much.

Tell the gubmint you see in Mexican so they need to hire you an interpreter.

Posted by: Ed Anger at October 28, 2010 04:53 PM (7+pP9)

14 I shall be drinking, heavily, regardless of the outcome.

Posted by: MCPO Airdale at October 28, 2010 04:53 PM (G5qLy)

15 West Virginia will be the first true barometer of any wave. They close at 7:30 EST and we should know by 9:00 how Raese is faring. If he's ahead by a considerable amount, prepare the puddings.

Posted by: Chris R at October 28, 2010 04:54 PM (AO4qz)

16 Anybody watching the Charlie Brown election special?

Posted by: Bomber at October 28, 2010 04:55 PM (d88g9)

6 Looks like a pack of Fruit Stripe gum.

dang, do they still make fruit strip gum? it was the best when i was a kid........

Posted by: Racefan at October 28, 2010 04:57 PM (gmQeL)

18

15 West Virginia will be the first true barometer of any wave. They close at 7:30 EST and we should know by 9:00 how Raese is faring. If he's ahead by a considerable amount, prepare the puddings.

Posted by: Chris R at October 28, 2010 08:54 PM (AO4qz)

There will be no poll results reported until after all polls have closed.

Posted by: Ed Anger at October 28, 2010 04:57 PM (7+pP9)

19 woohooh!!!! i'm #19.

Posted by: ObamaSuxDonkeyBalls at October 28, 2010 04:58 PM (w74G6)

20 If Chrissy Mathews does a David Carradine on live TV, it means the wave is happening. If Rachel "Chain Wallet" Madcow and Bathtub Odie join him, it means it's gonna be huge.

Posted by: sifty at October 28, 2010 05:01 PM (5EfJk)

21 Do we dip for each victory? My scrotum needs to know.

Posted by: Holger at October 28, 2010 05:01 PM (V9Q+f)

22 I will be back in Sonoma County ( future home of the Wine Train ) by then. 4pm is Party Time on the Left Coast, baby.............

In 1980 they called the election for Reagan at just after 7pm EDT, which was just after midnight in West Berlin. We partied like it was Wednesday...........

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at October 28, 2010 05:01 PM (dS2wQ)

23 14 I shall be drinking, heavily, regardless of the outcome.

Posted by: MCPO Airdale at October 28, 2010 08:53 PM (G5qLy)

so, win-win

Posted by: Radioactive Satellite Of LOVE at October 28, 2010 05:02 PM (PWj+8)

I need to figure out when McDonalds closes here.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at October 28, 2010 05:02 PM (A0VTZ)

25 Do we dip for each victory? My scrotum needs to know. Enthusiasm is more important than technique.

Posted by: fluffy at October 28, 2010 05:03 PM (SwkdU)

26 OK what judges do we gotta grease to get mo' time?

Posted by: RAT Cheaters at October 28, 2010 05:04 PM (u3Zi5)

27

I'm going to grab a couple of McRibs at lunch and just nuke'em when it's time. It's not like it's real food so it won't spoil or nothing.

Posted by: Dang Straights at October 28, 2010 05:04 PM (Ahi9o)

28 Hey, Odonnell! The FBI has matched up your bullets!

Posted by: Trimegistus at October 28, 2010 05:04 PM (LzyJ+)

It's not like it's real food so it won't spoil or nothing.

Good point.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at October 28, 2010 05:06 PM (A0VTZ)

30 i only have found fruit stripesat frys electronics outhere andthe occasional gas station. best partis, becuase they have 17 sticks per pack, it's impossible to fairly share with any fewer than 17 people, so i don't

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at October 28, 2010 05:06 PM (efq5Y)

31 "25 Do we dip for each victory? My scrotum needs to know.

Enthusiasm is more important than technique."

Teabaggers know best about these things.

Are you embarrassed now bag lickers?

Posted by: Odonnell at October 28, 2010 05:06 PM (koORU)

32 By the time the polls close I will be watching the wagon recede slowly into the distance, having taken a giant swan dive from the back around 11am.

Nothing to do Tuesday but smoke ribs and brisket, laugh at hippies, and hear the lamentation of the MFM.

It is what is best in life.

Posted by: sifty at October 28, 2010 05:06 PM (5EfJk)

33 What time should I mark down as pudding time on the East coast?

Posted by: steevy at October 28, 2010 05:07 PM (1y0PC)

34 Posted by: Odonnell at October 28, 2010 09:06 PM (koORU)

We only Teabag Leftists.

Posted by: Holger at October 28, 2010 05:08 PM (V9Q+f)

35 I'm AWESOME, too!

Posted by: Editor at October 28, 2010 05:10 PM (YX6i/)

36 "35 Posted by: Odonnell at October 28, 2010 09:06 PM (koORU)

We only Teabag Leftists.

Posted by: Holger at October 28, 2010 09:08 PM (V9Q+f)"

You dear sir are embarrassing.

Long live the silly bag licking cons.

Posted by: Odonnell at October 28, 2010 05:11 PM (koORU)

37 You forgot East St. Louis: "Whenever the hell we want."

Posted by: t-bird at October 28, 2010 05:11 PM (FcR7P)

38 Please explain the stripes. It's not two time zones. Is it by county or something?

Posted by: dagny at October 28, 2010 05:11 PM (RKqDk)

39 ok...... i want toget this right for the 2nd..... we are going to drink ALOT...... nuke some McRibs, and dip our balls in pudding......... i love when a plan comes togeather.

Posted by: Racefan at October 28, 2010 05:11 PM (gmQeL)

40 Hey, Odonnell! Why'd you shoot at Marines?

Posted by: Trimegistus at October 28, 2010 05:12 PM (LzyJ+)

41 Posted by: Odonnell at October 28, 2010 09:11 PM (koORU)

Your mother said something different, or would have if not for the gangbang of ewoks.

Posted by: Holger at October 28, 2010 05:12 PM (V9Q+f)

42 Yes. I meant to say tell all your friends to vote by Tuesday. Tell liberals that they must vote before Thursday. If you have friends that are liberal, kick them in the nads.

Posted by: Mephitis at October 28, 2010 05:12 PM (svKr7)

Posted by: Racefan at October 28, 2010 09:11 PM (gmQeL)

And some of our more clever Morons/ettes will engage in some good ole fashioned trolling.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at October 28, 2010 05:13 PM (A0VTZ)

44 So what do you think Speaker Boehner will do first?

Posted by: blaster at October 28, 2010 05:13 PM (MrMxG)

45 When did VA become "left coast"?

Posted by: Editor at October 28, 2010 05:14 PM (YX6i/)

Posted by: Odonnell at October 28, 2010 09:11 PM (koORU)

Please tell me you'll be here on Nov. 2.

I propose a one-night-only mass unbanning.

Posted by: AmishDude at October 28, 2010 05:14 PM (3wPsb)

47 Raykon when the wave hits, and cleans the liberal shitstains out of congress, do you plan on an aspirin overdose? Or auto-erotic asphyxiation as your method of choice?

Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Pro Debate Team at October 28, 2010 05:15 PM (eCAn3)

Oh, good grief, more Luntzzz Duntzzz.

The humanity.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at October 28, 2010 05:15 PM (A0VTZ)

49 Worth highlighting... ALL TIMES ARE EASTERN. Please adjust to your timezone!

Posted by: dogfish at October 28, 2010 05:15 PM (7imdb)

50 "Posted by: Racefan at October 28, 2010 09:11 PM (gmQeL)"

Racefan is a good guy I think.

Posted by: Odonnell at October 28, 2010 05:15 PM (koORU)

51 1.I say the house is called at 11 pm 2. Another focus group on Hannity now, we can listen to the dem dopes now sigh

Posted by: YRM on iPod Touch at October 28, 2010 05:15 PM (xQuuU)

52 If it is the Racefan I am thinking of, he is pure troll.

Posted by: Holger at October 28, 2010 05:16 PM (V9Q+f)

53 Come on, Trollboy, we're waiting. Why did you shoot at the Pentagon?

Posted by: Trimegistus at October 28, 2010 05:16 PM (LzyJ+)

54 No, I got the joke. My point is... try harder.

Posted by: Editor at October 28, 2010 05:17 PM (YX6i/)

55 Tell us, Trollboy. Were you shooting at them because you hate America? Or just because you know you could never measure up to the military standard for character and integrity?

Posted by: Trimegistus at October 28, 2010 05:18 PM (LzyJ+)

56 Faber College has just announced the results of its latest poll. It indicates that Greg, our kamikaze poll herald has a commanding lead as the most clueless troll of the 2010 electoral season.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at October 28, 2010 05:18 PM (1O93r)

57 Srsly -- since this is a mid-term election results should be reported state-by-state ASAP after their respective polls close.

I wouldn't be surprised, however, if the MFM declared that "in all fairness, we won't be reporting results until after all polls have closed".

They don't want to contribute to "the wave".

Posted by: Ed Anger at October 28, 2010 05:18 PM (7+pP9)

58 "51 Raykon when the wave hits, and cleans the liberal shitstains out of congress, do you plan on an aspirin overdose? Or auto-erotic asphyxiation as your method of choice?"

If the elections don't work out as Faux News plans, are the bullets going to fly? And if they do, and you can't find Vaseline, as it's out of stock in the grocer, what will you use in prison?

Posted by: **oxoxooDoneLLxoxo** at October 28, 2010 05:18 PM (koORU)

59 I think you may be a little off on the times in Missouri.

Well, parts of Missouri, anyway.

Posted by: Jesse Jackson at October 28, 2010 05:19 PM (EW49d)

Thanks to Joy Behar, I can call everyone a bitch here with impunity. After all, I'm mocking something recently in the news.

I mean I tell everyone to blow me, and no one seems to mind.

I really like you bitch, but 1st....

Ok I'm joking, just a term of endearment.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at October 28, 2010 05:20 PM (A0VTZ)

61 46 So what do you think Speaker Boehner will do first?

Posted by: blaster at October 28, 2010 09:13 PM (MrMxG)

Invite Barry for a smoke, IN PUBLIC?

Posted by: Kemp at October 28, 2010 05:20 PM (JpFM9)

62 58 If it is the Racefan I am thinking of, he is pure troll.

Posted by: Holger at October 28, 2010 09:16 PM (V9Q+f)

WTF??????

Posted by: Racefan at October 28, 2010 05:21 PM (gmQeL)

63 If the elections don't work out as Faux News plans, are the bullets going to fly? And if they do, and you can't find Vaseline, as it's out of stock in the grocer, what will you use in prison?

Posted by: Odonnell at October 28, 2010 09:18 PM (koORU)

I'd have to say I'd still be using you as usual. Bitch.

Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Pro Debate Team at October 28, 2010 05:22 PM (eCAn3)

Posted by: Joy Behar at October 28, 2010 09:17 PM (5I8G0)

OMG, that was hilarious.

So she goes stupid and vulgar.

She is called on it with a clever FU from Angle.

She doubles down on stupid and vulgar.

Angle says nothing but prints more fundraising figures.

Behar finally backs down. Yes, Joy, you should look in the mirror occasionally. You're ugly. Too bad there's no mirror for the inside.

Posted by: AmishDude at October 28, 2010 05:23 PM (3wPsb)

65 Looks like the bullets are already flying, Trollboy. I guess you have masculinity issues, hence your hostility to Marines.

Posted by: Trimegistus at October 28, 2010 05:23 PM (LzyJ+)

I wouldn't be surprised, however, if the MFM declared that "in all fairness, we won't be reporting results until after all polls have closed".

They don't want to contribute to "the wave".

Nah. They won't get any ratings if they don't make some calls. And Fox isn't going to hold off if they have results.

Posted by: AmishDude at October 28, 2010 05:26 PM (3wPsb)

67
The voters in Nogales, Mexico will be crossing the border before the 9:00 PM cutoff and vote for our great friend Raul Grivulva, D-Arizona.

Posted by: Jose Jimenez, Mayor Nogales, Mexico at October 28, 2010 05:26 PM (v1gw3)

68 14 I shall be drinking, heavily, regardless of the outcome.

Posted by: MCPO Airdale at October 28, 2010 08:53 PM (G5qLy)

IOW, just another Tuesday night.

Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at October 28, 2010 05:26 PM (twq6c)

69 What cons, state here and now, what will you do if you don't win at least the house?

I will say it for you.

Nothing (and spit and shout even louder).

Posted by: **oxoxooDoneLLxoxo** at October 28, 2010 05:26 PM (koORU)

70 I took off on the 3rd so I could stay up as late as I had to to watch the poll returns. I cannot wait.

Posted by: Geronimo at October 28, 2010 05:26 PM (Vt+Kg)

Invite Barry for a smoke, IN PUBLIC?

lol- I would pay to see that!

Posted by: jewells45 at October 28, 2010 05:27 PM (Z71Vg)

Posted by: Holger at October 28, 2010 09:16 PM (V9Q+f) .

yeah......... next time you think...... think about licking that Bush sticker off of the bumper of my truck and see what happens.........

Posted by: Racefan at October 28, 2010 05:28 PM (gmQeL)

73
The only bitch I know in Congress is Bwaney Fwank? Is this misogyny?

Posted by: Fish at October 28, 2010 05:28 PM (v1gw3)

Geronimo- I wanted to do that, but my boss will be back in town. I had to settle for going in late. Too bad, I really wanted to have a drunken celebration.

Posted by: jewells45 at October 28, 2010 05:30 PM (Z71Vg)

75
Invite Barry for a smoke, IN PUBLIC?

Eggsellent.

Posted by: Dang Straights at October 28, 2010 05:31 PM (Ahi9o)

76 "90 what will you do if you don't win at least the house?

The question is moot.

Posted by: toby928Â™ at October 28, 2010 09:32 PM (S5YRY)"

What if, lickalot?

Posted by: **oxoxooDoneLLxoxo** at October 28, 2010 05:34 PM (koORU)

77 What if the House and Senate flip to R, ODonnell? What will you do?

If the House doesn't go, there's fraud involved, no doubt about it. You'll see lawsuits. I'll sit back and laugh at all the Dems who go to jail.

Posted by: Geronimo at October 28, 2010 05:39 PM (Vt+Kg)

Corresponds nicely to middle of the day Australian time.

Posted by: AussieMarcus at October 28, 2010 05:41 PM (Pelv9)

79 Being on the East coast means you always get stuck with the late night stuff. Monday Night Football? Ends almost at midnight. World Series games? Usually after 11. It sucks and dammit if I don't get tired of catering to the West coast time zone!

Posted by: Geronimo at October 28, 2010 05:42 PM (Vt+Kg)

80 Ray also seems to think we give a flying fuck about what she thinks.

Newsflash raybitch, I've had bowel movements I cared more about than I do you. Bitch.

Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Pro Debate Team at October 28, 2010 05:54 PM (eCAn3)

Seriously, tho---

Remember in 2000 when the networks called Florida for Gore when the polls closed in most of the state, and suppressed the vote in the Panhandle that would have made Bush a comfortable winner?

People in states with more than one closing tiime need to be alert and not get snookered.

Posted by: Marty at October 29, 2010 12:54 PM (b0AML)

82 cheap laptop battery to the message, since the Yin Ping Island shelling incident, Lee had to consider Jin airong early in the "Tian" soon after wholesale laptop battery the incident, submitted resignation

Posted by: wholesale laptop battery at November 28, 2010 11:56 PM (sc2o0)

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