September 14, 2010
— Ace Because there's a lot of real anger. Maybe it can be dissipated with fake anger.
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Posted by: Y-not at September 14, 2010 12:23 PM (osFsP)
Posted by: ace at September 14, 2010 12:24 PM (KUUXH)
Posted by: Y-not at September 14, 2010 12:24 PM (osFsP)
Posted by: EZB at September 14, 2010 12:25 PM (Ty06w)
Now go away or we shall taunt you a second time.
Posted by: French Insurgents at September 14, 2010 12:25 PM (YMZjg)
Posted by: Y-not at September 14, 2010 12:25 PM (osFsP)
Posted by: ace at September 14, 2010 12:26 PM (KUUXH)
I just got a call at home from a pollster, a live pollster not a robot pollster. I never ever participate in polls, I'm one of those stats you don't hear about, the ones who say no thanks & hang up.
But I dunno, I just felt like letting them know I'm out here and I want nothing to do with the liberals running for office, or the liberals who are already in office for that matter. So every question got the anti-liberal answer. It felt good!
Posted by: Boots at September 14, 2010 12:26 PM (06JTY)
I'll go on record once again as saying I heart you all.
(and no I don't know how to do the gaytarded heart symobol so you can just go fuck yourself if it's an issue)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at September 14, 2010 12:26 PM (pLTLS)
Posted by: Zorachus at September 14, 2010 12:26 PM (3qvwj)
Posted by: ace's quivering banhammer at September 14, 2010 12:26 PM (osFsP)
Of course, the polls are not open in Texas today...
Posted by: TXMarko at September 14, 2010 12:26 PM (4ANH2)
Posted by: Ben at September 14, 2010 12:26 PM (wuv1c)
Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at September 14, 2010 12:27 PM (YVZlY)
Posted by: Contessa Brewer at September 14, 2010 12:27 PM (0Hn5w)
Posted by: Diogeneslamp at September 14, 2010 12:27 PM (eVJ7T)
Posted by: Marco Rubio, with a restraining order at September 14, 2010 12:27 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Riptide at September 14, 2010 12:27 PM (AZGON)
We know what sound your hand makes... fwap,fwap,fwap!
The scary part is you do it to a picture of Michelle Obama.
Posted by: Y-not at September 14, 2010 12:27 PM (osFsP)
Posted by: ace
Okay Ace. I think that the Delaware morons get a higher quota. Or did the five bazillion Delaware threads blow through it already?
Posted by: Blue Hen at September 14, 2010 12:28 PM (R2fpr)
Posted by: Ben at September 14, 2010 12:28 PM (wuv1c)
There is a reason ace is called the ace of spades and not the ace of funny.
He really isn't funny
Posted by: robtr at September 14, 2010 12:28 PM (fwSHf)
I think conservative bloggers are well balanced people.
Posted by: Ben at September 14, 2010 12:29 PM (wuv1c)
Posted by: Ben
And she'd come up with nothing where you're concerned.
Posted by: Blue Hen at September 14, 2010 12:29 PM (R2fpr)
Have you ever seen what Ace looks like. Not even Sully would bareback that.
Posted by: taylork at September 14, 2010 12:29 PM (0Hn5w)
Posted by: Y-not at September 14, 2010 12:30 PM (osFsP)
Posted by: Ben at September 14, 2010 12:30 PM (wuv1c)
Y'all play among yourselves, or with yourselves.
Either or.
That translates to: Go back and read Burkapundit so you know what to say in your next post.
Posted by: Atomic Roach at September 14, 2010 12:30 PM (rMMMP)
Posted by: taylork at September 14, 2010 12:30 PM (0Hn5w)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 14, 2010 12:31 PM (UOM48)
I doubt ace has a bare back.
If he looks like this at 29, imagine what'll happen when he hits middle-age puberty.
Posted by: Y-not at September 14, 2010 12:31 PM (osFsP)
Posted by: Ezekiel at September 14, 2010 12:31 PM (eoYse)
Posted by: meeeghan mccain at September 14, 2010 12:31 PM (3phFo)
Posted by: thebrokenrattle at September 14, 2010 12:31 PM (ce6eT)
Posted by: taylork at September 14, 2010 12:32 PM (0Hn5w)
Posted by: Ezekiel at September 14, 2010 12:32 PM (eoYse)
Are we going to have a makeup sex thread tomorrow?
no the last time that happened the CDC had to quarantine the blog.
Posted by: Ben at September 14, 2010 12:32 PM (wuv1c)
Posted by: ace at September 14, 2010 12:32 PM (KUUXH)
Posted by: rdbrewer at September 14, 2010 12:32 PM (tkcGj)
Posted by: joffen at September 14, 2010 12:32 PM (ddtXm)
You want to know what lame is?
Lame is Massachusetts's Republicans not coming up with a single candidate to run against the biggest loser, Marsha Coakley, for AG.
Posted by: AoS Pirate...now with extra-absorbent wings at September 14, 2010 12:32 PM (uFokq)
Posted by: Y-not at September 14, 2010 12:32 PM (osFsP)
Posted by: David Frum at September 14, 2010 12:32 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: John Galt at September 14, 2010 12:32 PM (F/4zf)
Posted by: Christine O'Donnell at September 14, 2010 12:33 PM (Y81Xa)
Posted by: A.G. at September 14, 2010 12:33 PM (oAVyq)
Posted by: The Democrats at September 14, 2010 12:34 PM (q5d8x)
Posted by: Quilly Mammoth at September 14, 2010 12:34 PM (INEzN)
You can't swing a dead cat in Massachusetts without hitting an attorney.
Yet the GOP here couldn't find a warm body to put on the ballot.
Posted by: AoS Pirate...now with extra-absorbent wings at September 14, 2010 12:34 PM (uFokq)
Posted by: allswell at September 14, 2010 12:34 PM (ke0sf)
Posted by: taylork at September 14, 2010 12:34 PM (0Hn5w)
Posted by: George Orwell at September 14, 2010 12:34 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: joncelli at September 14, 2010 12:34 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: robtr at September 14, 2010 12:34 PM (fwSHf)
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at September 14, 2010 12:35 PM (mHQ7T)
Posted by: Richard Gere at September 14, 2010 12:35 PM (VWhPF)
Posted by: maddogg at September 14, 2010 12:35 PM (OlN4e)
I will hereby declare... that YES, I am a RAAAAACIST!
I hate the HUMAN RACE... and CroMagnan Man sucked too...
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 14, 2010 12:35 PM (H+oXM)
Posted by: Josef K. at September 14, 2010 12:35 PM (7+pP9)
Who doesn't love a good plumper? Even if it is Ace's mom.
Posted by: taylork at September 14, 2010 12:35 PM (0Hn5w)
Posted by: joncelli at September 14, 2010 12:36 PM (RD7QR)
Delaware morons should write in Lisa Murkowski in the general election.
Posted by: Ben at September 14, 2010 12:36 PM (wuv1c)
Posted by: Ezekiel at September 14, 2010 12:36 PM (eoYse)
I'll go on record once again as saying I heart you all.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at September 14, 2010 04:26 PM (pLTLS)
Is "hearting" someone like "skinning" them?
I heart you all like I heart NY.
Posted by: stuiec at September 14, 2010 12:36 PM (7AOgy)
Posted by: Quilly Mammoth at September 14, 2010 04:34 PM (INEzN)
Rolled!
Posted by: ErikW at September 14, 2010 12:36 PM (9+C4y)
Posted by: Mama AJ at September 14, 2010 12:37 PM (XdlcF)
Hey-
Do you guys remember that time when ace recalled something he wrote like six years ago and then re-posted it?
That was awesome.
Posted by: garrett at September 14, 2010 12:37 PM (HcvB0)
(and no I don't know how to do the gaytarded heart symobol so you can just go f*** yourself if it's an issue)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at September 14, 2010 04:26 PM (pLTLS)
It's ampersand (&
, the word "hearts" (yes, plural), semicolon -- hope this helps!
Oh, I forgot, this is a flame thread.
It's ampersand (that's the little squiggly thing over the 7 on your keyboard, since you obviously flunked first grade, you pathetic nit!), the word "hearts" (yes, it's plural, you idiot, and don't go sticking the quotation marks in there, and especially don't put an apostrophe there, you drooling sub-moron!), semicolon (that's next to the "L" key -- you can spell "L", can't you? You sure as **** can't spell "symbol"! Now who's gaytarded?)
/how'd I do?
/off to f*** myself now, per your instructions
/yes, I can do that even though I'm female, because I can do HTML, therefore my Internet d*** is a mile long and a yard wide
/stupid firewall
Posted by: Mary in LA at September 14, 2010 12:37 PM (NGf/6)
Posted by: ace at September 14, 2010 12:37 PM (KUUXH)
Posted by: robtr at September 14, 2010 12:37 PM (fwSHf)
Do you guys remember that time when ace recalled something he wrote like six years ago and then re-posted it?
That was awesome.
Posted by: garrett at September 14, 2010 04:37 PM (HcvB0)
Do you remember the time when Ace posted something that wasn't on HotAir first?
Neither do I.
Posted by: stuiec at September 14, 2010 12:37 PM (7AOgy)
Posted by: Ezekiel at September 14, 2010 12:38 PM (eoYse)
Posted by: ace at September 14, 2010 04:23 PM (KUUXH)
That's true!
Posted by: Ace's Tongue at September 14, 2010 12:38 PM (UEJ97)
Posted by: George Orwell at September 14, 2010 12:38 PM (AZGON)
Castle supporters: NY Jets sex slaves with ball gags
O'Donnell supporters: Baltimore Ravens satisfied customers
Posted by: AoS Pirate...now with extra-absorbent wings at September 14, 2010 12:38 PM (uFokq)
I thought as much.
Posted by: Quilly Mammoth at September 14, 2010 12:39 PM (INEzN)
Because I'd like to know what I can do to ease that length of tubing in.
Posted by: Richard Gere at September 14, 2010 12:39 PM (VWhPF)
Posted by: George Orwell at September 14, 2010 04:34 PM (AZGON)
He saw Despicable Me and declared that he wouldn't let Gru outdo him as an author.
Posted by: stuiec at September 14, 2010 12:39 PM (7AOgy)
Posted by: ace at September 14, 2010 04:37 PM (KUUXH)
Naw, it was just an excuse to insult you and mock the idea you might have friends.
Posted by: Josef K. at September 14, 2010 12:39 PM (7+pP9)
Posted by: Christine O'Donnell at September 14, 2010 12:40 PM (Y81Xa)
Posted by: ace at September 14, 2010 04:37 PM (KUUXH)
Ouch. He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Given-The-Benefit-Of-Correct-Spelling.
Burn!
Posted by: ErikW at September 14, 2010 12:40 PM (9+C4y)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 14, 2010 12:40 PM (kFODZ)
Posted by: Dan at September 14, 2010 12:41 PM (1jzSs)
Posted by: katya, the designated driver at September 14, 2010 12:41 PM (sCGHM)
Don't ya think you are getting a bit too wrapped up in this election considering none of you actually live there? Especially since it's.. Delaware! Who the fuck cares which Republican loses to the Dem in Delaware???
Posted by: Chitown-Jerry at September 14, 2010 12:41 PM (f9c2L)
Posted by: Radioactive Satellite Of LOVE at September 14, 2010 12:41 PM (PWj+8)
Hey-
Do you guys remember that time when ace recalled something he wrote like six years ago and then re-posted it?
That was awesome.
And then we began commenting on it because Pixy doesn't know how to close off the comments' sections after e.g. a week and then it began getting hit with new spam to go along with all of the 6-year-old spam?
No, I don't remember that.
Posted by: andycanuck at September 14, 2010 12:41 PM (3phFo)
Naw, it was just an excuse to insult you and mock the idea you might have friends.
Posted by: Josef K. at September 14, 2010 04:39 PM (7+pP9)
...besides Richard Gere, I mean.
Posted by: Josef K. at September 14, 2010 12:41 PM (7+pP9)
the next time i skull-fuck your mother she better take out her dentures.
Posted by: mel gibson on a bender at September 14, 2010 12:41 PM (33phe)
naw, the real anger will be mid to late 2011 and 2012 for the GOP primary. We aint seen nothing yet!
Damn, i didn't even think of that. It will probably get bad. At least we can all unify against Mike Huckabee, right?
Posted by: Ben at September 14, 2010 12:41 PM (wuv1c)
/Montalban rocked, though
//KHAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
Posted by: DarkLordOfTheIntarWebs at September 14, 2010 04:37 PM (IkEhE)
He made that show, though. Wut?
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at September 14, 2010 12:42 PM (mHQ7T)
Posted by: George Orwell at September 14, 2010 04:38 PM (AZGON)
Taking on Barry is the easy way out. It takes guts and skill to insult people you like... but that concept is probably too deep for a pus-sucking maggot like you.
Posted by: stuiec at September 14, 2010 12:42 PM (7AOgy)
Posted by: OwenKellogg at September 14, 2010 12:42 PM (rfZbE)
Posted by: Y-not at September 14, 2010 12:42 PM (osFsP)
Posted by: Ace's sister at September 14, 2010 04:41 PM (S5YRY)
That's not your belly-button, either.
Posted by: stuiec at September 14, 2010 12:42 PM (7AOgy)
Posted by: Ezekiel at September 14, 2010 12:42 PM (eoYse)
Josef K., didn't you like turn into like this giant beetle or something?
Cause if you can do it again, I hear Ace is like totally into giant beetles.
Posted by: Mary in LA at September 14, 2010 12:43 PM (NGf/6)
Posted by: OwenKellogg at September 14, 2010 04:42 PM (rfZbE)
And the stupidest idea ace's Dad had was doing his Mom instead of changing the batteries in the TV remote
Posted by: Radioactive Satellite Of LOVE at September 14, 2010 12:43 PM (PWj+8)
Posted by: Richard Gere at September 14, 2010 12:43 PM (VWhPF)
Posted by: Christine O'Donnell at September 14, 2010 12:44 PM (Y81Xa)
Posted by: Navin R Johnson at September 14, 2010 12:44 PM (HpT9p)
This Flame War was paid Christine O'Donnel who using campaign funds.
Mike Castle is pro flame war now, at least until the generals.
Posted by: Ben at September 14, 2010 12:44 PM (wuv1c)
LIAR! Filthy LIAR! She's not crazy enough to be in my family!! LIAR!!!
Posted by: Lawrence O'Donnell at September 14, 2010 12:44 PM (INEzN)
Posted by: Richard Gere at September 14, 2010 12:44 PM (VWhPF)
Posted by: MJ at September 14, 2010 12:44 PM (BKOsZ)
I've never participated in a flame war before. How is it done?
By sending me 10 dollars.
Hah! I don't even give money to my own kids.
Posted by: katya, the designated driver at September 14, 2010 12:45 PM (sCGHM)
Posted by: peter griffin at September 14, 2010 12:45 PM (3phFo)
Nah, they didn't have TEE-vee in the trailer park.
Oh, and Southerners suck ass. They lose a war and are proud of it.
Posted by: Y-not at September 14, 2010 12:45 PM (osFsP)
Posted by: Elena (hopeful mail order bride) at September 14, 2010 12:45 PM (1PeEC)
Cause if you can do it again, I hear Ace is like totally into giant beetles.
Posted by: Mary in LA at September 14, 2010 04:43 PM (NGf/6)
I heard it was giant beetles that are into inside Ace. But Richard Gere says its a gerbil.
Posted by: Josef K. at September 14, 2010 12:45 PM (7+pP9)
Posted by: Moi at September 14, 2010 12:45 PM (Ez4Ql)
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You mean unify BEHIND Huckabee, right? Right?? He's my hero.
Posted by: Chitown-Jerry at September 14, 2010 12:46 PM (f9c2L)
Posted by: Richard Gere at September 14, 2010 12:46 PM (VWhPF)
Damn, i didn't even think of that. It will probably get bad. At least we can all unify against Mike Huckabee, right?
Posted by: Ben at September 14, 2010 04:41 PM (wuv1c)
All of the candidates in a cage, one knife in the center.
Ten minutes later, Sarah Palin has 'em all field-dressed and hanging.
Posted by: stuiec at September 14, 2010 12:46 PM (7AOgy)
Posted by: George Orwell at September 14, 2010 12:46 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: Winston Wolfe at September 14, 2010 12:47 PM (sras5)
Posted by: peter griffin at September 14, 2010 04:45 PM (3phFo)
And he gets too penis-y
Posted by: Han Griffin at September 14, 2010 12:47 PM (PWj+8)
O'Donnell wins by 50 points, crowd from O' Brother Where Art Thou storms into headquarters and hauls asshole Castle out the door on a rail while bluegrass band led by Monty sings and yells get out cockholster at him.
GOP leadership heads explode in DE and DC.
Posted by: Vic at September 14, 2010 12:47 PM (/jbAw)
Posted by: Richard Gere at September 14, 2010 12:47 PM (VWhPF)
Posted by: Editor at September 14, 2010 12:47 PM (pUfK9)
Posted by: Elena (hopeful mail order bride) at September 14, 2010 04:45 PM (1PeEC)
And by "hopeful mail-order bride," "she" means "teenage boy working in a boiler room in Lagos, Nigeria."
Posted by: stuiec at September 14, 2010 12:48 PM (7AOgy)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at September 14, 2010 12:48 PM (L8kaT)
don't even give money to my own kids.
That's because you're not sure that they're yours.
Ehhh, I'm not sure I'm cut out for the flame war.
Posted by: katya, the designated driver at September 14, 2010 12:48 PM (sCGHM)
From my cold dead hands bitches!
Posted by: mpfs at September 14, 2010 12:48 PM (iYbLN)
Posted by: Ezekiel at September 14, 2010 12:48 PM (eoYse)
Posted by: Christine O'Donnell at September 14, 2010 12:48 PM (Y81Xa)
DiT paraphrasing Robert Frost FTW!!
And by "win" I mean "makes everyone stop posting and leave".
Posted by: Mama AJ at September 14, 2010 12:48 PM (XdlcF)
Oh, and Southerners suck ass. They lose a war and are proud of it.
Now, ah say, now little lady, don't go making this all personal and all. Why heah I was bein' all polite and not sayin' much of nuthing and you go and bring up my outstandin's Suthun' heritage.
Them theah's fightin' words where I come from.
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at September 14, 2010 12:48 PM (kFODZ)
LIAR! Filthy LIAR! She's not crazy enough to be in my family!! LIAR!!!
Posted by: Lawrence O'Donnell
HOW MUCH DID CASTLE PAY YOU, LAWRENCE!
Posted by: Christine O'Donnell at September 14, 2010 12:49 PM (INEzN)
Posted by: Editor at September 14, 2010 04:47 PM (pUfK9)
FIFY.
Posted by: stuiec at September 14, 2010 12:49 PM (7AOgy)
Posted by: mpfs at September 14, 2010 12:49 PM (iYbLN)
Posted by: George Costanza at September 14, 2010 12:49 PM (pUfK9)
Posted by: nine coconuts at September 14, 2010 12:49 PM (DHNp4)
Since I do not know Castle nor O'Donnell personally, since I have seen charges and countercharges from nutsos about both candidates, I made a strategic decision to ignore the entire Delaware race.
I am going to dog training tonight with my English shepherd, Maggie.
Enjoy your flame war. I will support whoever wins the primaries.
Posted by: Miss Marple at September 14, 2010 12:49 PM (bixjr)
Posted by: ace at September 14, 2010 12:50 PM (KUUXH)
Posted by: The Drizzle at September 14, 2010 12:50 PM (ysCLj)
Posted by: Barack Obama at September 14, 2010 12:50 PM (PWj+8)
Posted by: Coons at September 14, 2010 12:51 PM (cxGtL)
Posted by: di butler, unlicensed pharmacist at September 14, 2010 12:51 PM (8TRAy)
Posted by: The Drizzle at September 14, 2010 12:51 PM (ysCLj)
Posted by: Dave in Texas at September 14, 2010 12:51 PM (WvXvd)
Can ANY of you trailer trash get the notation straight?
Ace : humor :: Meggy Mac : writing
Ace : blogging :: Charlie Crist : women
morons : blogosphere :: E. coli : body
Posted by: stuiec at September 14, 2010 12:51 PM (7AOgy)
Posted by: joncelli at September 14, 2010 12:51 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: MJ at September 14, 2010 12:51 PM (BKOsZ)
Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at September 14, 2010 12:51 PM (wd0Iq)
Posted by: ace at September 14, 2010 12:51 PM (KUUXH)
Posted by: Comrade The Guy who says Raaaaacist. at September 14, 2010 12:52 PM (4ouHE)
Posted by: nevergiveup at September 14, 2010 12:52 PM (0GFWk)
I find that totally offensive. I am a blogger and a law professor, so I must be right. Oh...and I drink human blood.
Posted by: Ann A at September 14, 2010 12:52 PM (HpT9p)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at September 14, 2010 12:52 PM (L8kaT)
So much washing each others backs or sucking/eating each others dicks/cunts.
You aren't doing that correctly.
Posted by: Americorps Cock Washing Instructor at September 14, 2010 12:52 PM (HcvB0)
Posted by: katya, the designated driver at September 14, 2010 12:52 PM (sCGHM)
Posted by: ace at September 14, 2010 04:50 PM (KUUXH)
Occupational hazard. How else is she gonna make the breadsticks?
'Scuse me while I start on a batch of bagels.
Posted by: stuiec at September 14, 2010 12:53 PM (7AOgy)
----
I thought I wrote that two page description of your health so you could stay in the closet and keep your AIDS a secret.
Posted by: Barack's Doctor at September 14, 2010 12:53 PM (VWhPF)
Posted by: Elena (hopeful mail order bride) at September 14, 2010 12:53 PM (1PeEC)
Posted by: Mike Castle at September 14, 2010 12:53 PM (Y81Xa)
Posted by: Dr. Amy Bishop at September 14, 2010 12:53 PM (PWj+8)
Ace : Blogging
Crist : Women
Ben: not sucking my dick
DiT: Controlling his own bowel movements at his age.
Posted by: Ben at September 14, 2010 12:53 PM (wuv1c)
Agree. Castle gives bipartisan cover. Let the Dems own the shit they vote on. Lock, stock & barrel. I didn't know this, but it was also mentioned Castle voted to open proceedings to look into impeaching Bush for invading Iraq without probably cause.
O/T Pam Geller's reporting that the wittle muzzies may be throwing tantrums because of France's banning of the veil. Let's see. Muslims get told no, Eiffel Tower has bomb scare. You do the math. No official word yet on specifics.
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 14, 2010 12:53 PM (M6enm)
Posted by: Mike Castle at September 14, 2010 12:53 PM (4XzsU)
Posted by: MJ at September 14, 2010 04:51 PM (BKOsZ)
You're not supposed to flame yourself, idiot. What are you, a Buddhist monk protesting in Vietnam?
Posted by: stuiec at September 14, 2010 12:54 PM (7AOgy)
Posted by: The Chickenâ„¢ at September 14, 2010 12:55 PM (UEJ97)
Posted by: Ezekiel at September 14, 2010 12:55 PM (eoYse)
Gahh.
Posted by: GulfCoastTider at September 14, 2010 12:55 PM (uSd5l)
Now we're going to hear "Freebird" over and over for the next 5 hours.
Fuckin' A right you will. Now where's my lighter?
Posted by: BackwoodsBoy at September 14, 2010 12:55 PM (kFODZ)
Yeah that short school bus ain't gonna drive itself.
Posted by: mpfs at September 14, 2010 12:55 PM (iYbLN)
Posted by: Jeff at September 14, 2010 12:55 PM (A3tpD)
Sacred Honor compels me ..
Posted by: will folks at September 14, 2010 04:53 PM (S5YRY)
You hit that? How many days did it take you to climb back out?
Posted by: stuiec at September 14, 2010 12:55 PM (7AOgy)
Posted by: Grey Fox (not actually angry enough to come up with a real insult) at September 14, 2010 12:56 PM (/DRJ4)
T Pam Geller's reporting that the wittle muzzies may be throwing tantrums because of France's banning of the veil. Let's see. Muslims O'Donnell get told no, Eiffel Tower has bomb scare a non profit gets sued. You do the math. No official word yet on specifics.
In related news O'Donnell better not lose tonight
Posted by: Ben at September 14, 2010 12:56 PM (wuv1c)
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 14, 2010 12:56 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: Jeff at September 14, 2010 04:55 PM (A3tpD)
If I were you, I'd get a new GPS. Yours obviously gave you bad directions if you ended up here.
Posted by: stuiec at September 14, 2010 12:56 PM (7AOgy)
Posted by: Mike Castle at September 14, 2010 12:56 PM (Y81Xa)
Posted by: Editor at September 14, 2010 12:56 PM (pUfK9)
Posted by: The guy who makes movie quotes references at September 14, 2010 12:57 PM (PWj+8)
You know? Back in the good ole' days, the president would call on the Marines and they would just go in and take over the damned country. I'm thinking Tripoli.
How I wish for a return of the good ole' days. Same general area. Different country. I'm thinking Tehran.
Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at September 14, 2010 12:57 PM (RkRxq)
Posted by: andi sullivan (LGBT) at September 14, 2010 12:57 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at September 14, 2010 12:57 PM (0q2P7)
Posted by: Gold at September 14, 2010 12:57 PM (L8kaT)
Posted by: Woody Allen - I married my step-daughter!!!! at September 14, 2010 12:57 PM (UK9cE)
Posted by: downstairs neighbor at September 14, 2010 12:58 PM (DHNp4)
Posted by: ace at September 14, 2010 04:32 PM (KUUXH)
That doesn't prove anything because you're not funny.
Posted by: Randy at September 14, 2010 12:58 PM (zQKSr)
Aww hellz naw. I've been saving all my anger for after it's over and too late to do anything, so I can channel the impotent rage into recriminations and/or gloating.
Posted by: Entropy at September 14, 2010 12:58 PM (IsLT6)
Posted by: GulfCoastTider at September 14, 2010 12:58 PM (uSd5l)
Posted by: Bob Dole at September 14, 2010 12:58 PM (osFsP)
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What? They're not going to play the song all the way through?
Posted by: Chitown-Jerry at September 14, 2010 12:58 PM (f9c2L)
You know? Back in the good ole' days, the president would call on the Marines and they would just go in and take over the damned country. I'm thinking Tripoli.
What are marines? Is that like a slightly less gay sailor?
Posted by: Ben at September 14, 2010 12:58 PM (wuv1c)
Posted by: nine coconuts at September 14, 2010 12:59 PM (DHNp4)
What did you say about a flame war? I'll tell you about flame wars. When my Marine company parachuted into the Black Hole of Calcutta, I wore a flame thrower tricked out with laser beams and ninja stars. Right then, as I glided down the back of a Brahman bull, I knew I was the smartest guy in the temple. True story, gawdluvya.
"... men like Wladislaw Berkowitz, who entered the camp through those gates and left it through that chimney. Stand up, Wlad, and take a bow! Oh, what am I saying? Well, you're making everyone else stand up for you, gawdluvya."
Posted by: Joe Biden at Auschwitz at September 14, 2010 12:59 PM (7AOgy)
Delaware doesn't have a professional football team. So there.
The same could be said about Washington and Oregon, but at least they had the decency to abolish slavery before the Civil War eended.
Posted by: FireHorse at September 14, 2010 12:59 PM (sWynj)
Posted by: Mike Castle at September 14, 2010 12:59 PM (Y81Xa)
Posted by: Justice Breyer at September 14, 2010 01:00 PM (HcvB0)
Posted by: The guy who makes movie quotes references at September 14, 2010 01:00 PM (PWj+8)
You fucker. Ever heard of the Seahawks.
Oh, right.
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at September 14, 2010 01:00 PM (cxGtL)
Posted by: a band of righteous morons at September 14, 2010 01:00 PM (AZGON)
The Republica Party members are such dopes, They pick unelectable dorks to win a seat. I believe it's because everyone wants nothing but to flame other GOP members , and other voters Because the GOP are such jerks i believe we should let a DEM win this election, because this is the Time We Have All Been Waiting for!
did that sound right?
o-and you guys would vote for anyone that dips their stuff in pudding.
Posted by: willow at September 14, 2010 01:00 PM (/x2TR)
Posted by: The New Hygiene Regimen at September 14, 2010 01:01 PM (H6Jyg)
Posted by: Larry Kudlow at September 14, 2010 01:01 PM (AZGON)
What are marines? Is that like a slightly less gay sailor?
Posted by: Ben at September 14, 2010 04:58 PM (wuv1c)
Debatable. Know what Marine stands for?
My Ass Rides In Naval Equipment.
Posted by: ErikW at September 14, 2010 01:01 PM (9+C4y)
Posted by: ace at September 14, 2010 01:01 PM (KUUXH)
Posted by: Bob Dole at September 14, 2010 04:58 PM (osFsP)
I'd be happy with 4 minutes, Bob. 4 hours - in your dreams!
Posted by: Elizabeth Dole at September 14, 2010 01:02 PM (PWj+8)
Posted by: SCJ S Breyer (god 1of9) at September 14, 2010 01:02 PM (DHNp4)
Posted by: MJ at September 14, 2010 01:02 PM (BKOsZ)
Posted by: George Orwell at September 14, 2010 01:02 PM (AZGON)
In related news O'Donnell better not lose tonight
Posted by: Ben at September 14, 2010 04:56 PM (wuv1c)
If she loses, she converts to Islam, starts a write-in campaign, and then gets a friendly imam to issue a fatwa declaring that not voting for her is like burning ten Korans. Foolproof!
(Hey, if she doesn't do it, Murkowski will.)
Posted by: Joe Biden at Auschwitz at September 14, 2010 01:03 PM (7AOgy)
Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at September 14, 2010 01:03 PM (wd0Iq)
And yet I still get semi-erect at the thought of back-tits.
*hold me I'm lonely*
Posted by: Ace's pencil dick at September 14, 2010 01:04 PM (yRJfW)
@251 - if you aren't crying and begging until she finally acquiesces in your wet-dreams, you're doing them wrong.
Posted by: reason at September 14, 2010 01:04 PM (V40IZ)
Posted by: nine coconuts at September 14, 2010 01:04 PM (DHNp4)
Posted by: MJ at September 14, 2010 05:02 PM (BKOsZ)
I called you idiot first, idiot. Guess an idiot like you can't come up with a better insult than 'idiot,' huh, idiot?
Posted by: stuiec at September 14, 2010 01:05 PM (7AOgy)
Posted by: The guy who makes obscure Bugs Bunny references at September 14, 2010 01:05 PM (PWj+8)
Is that The Gingers v. The Gays?
Posted by: Less at September 14, 2010 04:59 PM (PGXeZ)
Which one are you? I don't see no red hair, lady!
Posted by: Gunnery Sergeant Hartman at September 14, 2010 01:06 PM (7+pP9)
This ugly fight over the primary in Delaware is what separates the men from the boys in the GOP.
Dems have to use a crowbar.
Posted by: MikeO at September 14, 2010 01:06 PM (lBmZl)
Posted by: ford sells volts at September 14, 2010 01:06 PM (Ki7fm)
Posted by: MJ at September 14, 2010 01:06 PM (BKOsZ)
Posted by: Ben at September 14, 2010 05:02 PM (wuv1c)
Oh, so you're an undertaker?
He looks so natural.
Posted by: stuiec at September 14, 2010 01:06 PM (7AOgy)
At least we know Gabe isn't hiding out in Christine O'Donnell's bush
Posted by: Ben at September 14, 2010 01:06 PM (wuv1c)
236 The guy who makes movie quotes references at
September 14, 2010 04:57 PM (PWj+
Ace likes giant beetles, a lot, IYKWIMAITYD.
/how was that?
/stupid firewall
Posted by: Mary in LA at September 14, 2010 01:07 PM (JYxmy)
Posted by: Ace's Dad at the Swinger party at September 14, 2010 01:07 PM (PWj+8)
Posted by: Christine O'Donnell at September 14, 2010 01:07 PM (EZqtU)
Posted by: MJ at September 14, 2010 05:06 PM (BKOsZ)
Only an idiot has to resort to quoting a line by an idiot from a movie about an idiot. So I guess that makes you the idiot-times-infinity.
Posted by: stuiec at September 14, 2010 01:07 PM (7AOgy)
T Pam Geller's reporting that the wittle muzzies may be throwing tantrums because of France's banning of the veil.
Is that why the Eiffel Tower was shut down due to a bomb threat??
Posted by: laceyunderalls at September 14, 2010 01:08 PM (pLTLS)
Posted by: Gallup Poll at September 14, 2010 01:08 PM (vyRPu)
Posted by: nine coconuts at September 14, 2010 01:09 PM (DHNp4)
Posted by: a sorry band of men at September 14, 2010 01:09 PM (L8kaT)
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at September 14, 2010 01:10 PM (YPivX)
ace said:Jane D'oh: trying to convince men that her back-fat is actually "bonus tits"
That's really low , I bet you need viagra and a weenie pump to even go potty in the morning.
Posted by: willow at September 14, 2010 01:10 PM (/x2TR)
Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Pro Debate Team, Bacon Raconteur at September 14, 2010 01:10 PM (eCAn3)
Posted by: Mike Castle at September 14, 2010 01:10 PM (Y81Xa)
Posted by: The New Hygiene Regimen at September 14, 2010 05:01 PM (H6Jyg)
As opposed to two Senators that are 'holes?
Posted by: stuiec at September 14, 2010 01:10 PM (7AOgy)
Posted by: motionview at September 14, 2010 01:11 PM (zRbkQ)
actually, Ace's flames a much better when he is swinging the ban hammer
quick, someone say something ban worthy.
Posted by: nine coconuts at September 14, 2010 05:09 PM (DHNp4)
Revolution!
Klingon!
Oops, wrong blog.
Posted by: Rev. Terry Jones at September 14, 2010 01:11 PM (VmtE9)
Posted by: a sorry band of men at September 14, 2010 05:09 PM (L8kaT)
That's why I let asked Private Pyle to shoot me.
Posted by: Gunnery Sergeant Hartman at September 14, 2010 01:11 PM (7+pP9)
Posted by: Lincolntf at September 14, 2010 01:11 PM (EHI/u)
Because his mom uses their computer to strip live on SaggyVages.com 8-4 and he has to work the camera.
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at September 14, 2010 01:11 PM (cxGtL)
Posted by: Burning Koran at September 14, 2010 01:11 PM (vyRPu)
Happened many years ago, the disputed territory was what we know as the British Isles.
The Gingers won. We chose Ireland.
Posted by: Less at September 14, 2010 01:11 PM (PGXeZ)
Posted by: ford sells volts at September 14, 2010 01:11 PM (Ki7fm)
Posted by: MJ at September 14, 2010 01:12 PM (BKOsZ)
(CNN) – If White House chief of staff Rahm Emanuel leaves Washington to run for mayor in his hometown of Chicago, liberal filmmaker Michael Moore says he knows who could take his place: himself.
"I'm just willing to come in," Moore told Wolf Blitzer on Monday on CNN's The Situation Room.
"I'll work there everyday, I'll get up with Obama, we'll get up at six in the morning, I'll help light a fire under him, we'll get going, we'll get the job that needs to get done," Moore breathlessly said. "We'll stand up for the American people, stand up for the working people, have some guts. And that's what I think we need."
6am? I don't think Barry's going to want to be woken up 3 hours earlier than usual
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 14, 2010 01:12 PM (1Jaio)
Posted by: The Providers of Triskelion at September 14, 2010 01:12 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: nine coconuts at September 14, 2010 05:09 PM (DHNp4)
Longbows!
Posted by: not Josef K. at September 14, 2010 01:13 PM (7+pP9)
Posted by: Cass Sunstein at September 14, 2010 01:13 PM (0FEgy)
Posted by: motionview at September 14, 2010 05:11 PM (zRbkQ)
They just want to stave off the inevitable mob with torches and pitchforks that will storm the Times when the bottom drops out of Brand Democrat.
Posted by: stuiec at September 14, 2010 01:14 PM (7AOgy)
And they call their act "The Aristocrats!"
Posted by: angler at September 14, 2010 01:14 PM (bCDmD)
Posted by: The guy who shouts la quinta in the Oval Office at September 14, 2010 01:14 PM (2X8VA)
Posted by: Cass Sunstein at September 14, 2010 05:13 PM (0FEgy)
[heads to the bathroom with a mirror to check]
Posted by: stuiec at September 14, 2010 01:14 PM (7AOgy)
Posted by: ford sells volts at September 14, 2010 01:14 PM (Ki7fm)
"I'm just willing to come in," Moore told Wolf Blitzer on Monday on CNN's The Situation Room.
He's willing to come in -- too bad he can't fit through the door.Posted by: Mary in LA at September 14, 2010 01:14 PM (JYxmy)
Posted by: President Obama at September 14, 2010 01:14 PM (+kzvp)
Posted by: nine coconuts at September 14, 2010 05:09 PM (DHNp4)
Fat Ass!
Posted by: mpfs at September 14, 2010 01:14 PM (iYbLN)
Only if your father is a kenyan marxist atheist child leaver.
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at September 14, 2010 01:15 PM (L8kaT)
Posted by: The Providers of Triskelion at September 14, 2010 05:12 PM (AZGON)
Hey, that collar looks hot on her!
Posted by: stuiec at September 14, 2010 01:15 PM (7AOgy)
Posted by: Sponge at September 14, 2010 01:15 PM (UK9cE)
Posted by: The guy who makes obscure Bugs Bunny references at September 14, 2010 01:16 PM (zqzYV)
yeah it matches, looks ok in that respect but geez he needs to put lights on and look in mirrors when he gets dressed in the morning
unless, this is a subliminal message to let us know he's moving to alaska and he is going to mount a run as co president with Sarah Palin...
Posted by: curious at September 14, 2010 01:16 PM (p302b)
Posted by: Elena (hopeful mail order bride) at September 14, 2010 01:16 PM (1PeEC)
Posted by: nine coconuts at September 14, 2010 05:09 PM (DHNp4)
Longbows!
Posted by: not Josef K. at September 14, 2010 05:13 PM (7+pP9)
Poontang!
Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at September 14, 2010 01:16 PM (YVZlY)
Posted by: mpfs at September 14, 2010 05:14 PM (iYbLN)
How dare you mention Chris Christie in the middle of a Flame War thread! I denounce you.
Posted by: Less at September 14, 2010 01:17 PM (PGXeZ)
Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at September 14, 2010 01:17 PM (wd0Iq)
Posted by: Mack Brown at September 14, 2010 01:17 PM (eAgEl)
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 14, 2010 01:17 PM (2g2ex)
"I'll work there everyday, I'll get up with Obama, we'll get up at six in the morning, I'll help light a fire under him, we'll get going, we'll get the job that needs to get done," Moore breathlessly said. "We'll stand up for the American people, stand up for the working people, have some guts. And that's what I think we need."
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 14, 2010 05:12 PM (1Jaio)
And after Moore lights a fire under him, he'll get out the dry rub, the mop and the sauce.
When he says, "have some guts," he means a heapin' helpin' of the Chitterlings-in-Chief.
Posted by: stuiec at September 14, 2010 01:18 PM (7AOgy)
Posted by: Religion of Peace at September 14, 2010 05:17 PM (UOM4
You will blow me first......
Posted by: Sponge at September 14, 2010 01:18 PM (UK9cE)
Posted by: joncelli at September 14, 2010 01:18 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: SurferDoc at September 14, 2010 01:18 PM (RKpGM)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 14, 2010 01:18 PM (kFODZ)
There are 182,796 voters eligible to cast ballots in today's closed GOP primary, which means only registered Republicans can vote. However, voter turnout is expected to be 8 to 14 percent, which means about 30,000 voters could decide the race, according to the Wilmington News Journal.
Posted by: Quilly Mammoth at September 14, 2010 01:18 PM (INEzN)
Posted by: Zombie Mohammed Atta at September 14, 2010 01:19 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at September 14, 2010 01:19 PM (L8kaT)
Posted by: curious at September 14, 2010 05:16 PM (p302b)
He's going to "mount... Sarah Palin"? Wait, what? STOP THE PRESSES!!!
Posted by: Vanity Fair editor at September 14, 2010 01:19 PM (7AOgy)
Sorry, Ace, but it's too late. I can't unbang your mom!
Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at September 14, 2010 01:19 PM (YVZlY)
Battalion of longbow equipped archers! Cavalry with repeating carbines at Gettysburg! Politically protected minority! Religion of perpetual outrage!
OK, I'm done.
Posted by: SGT Dan at September 14, 2010 01:19 PM (QUuUE)
Posted by: MJ at September 14, 2010 05:18 PM (BKOsZ)
Dick Cheney's "Warcock of Doom" would like you to bend over and grab your worthless ankles
Posted by: Radioactive Satellite Of LOVE at September 14, 2010 01:19 PM (zqzYV)
Posted by: Chrissy Mathews at September 14, 2010 01:20 PM (yQWNf)
Posted by: Christine O'Donnell at September 14, 2010 05:07 PM (EZqtU)
Quit that shit. I had to restart in order to kill my browser.
I managed to catch the little bugger and then had to click about 40 times to exit.
Posted by: Quilly Mammoth at September 14, 2010 01:20 PM (INEzN)
Also, the media should be allowed to document the entire process 24/7 and broadcast it live online and on C-Span.
Fuck Shee Shpan, thoshe fucking free market fucking fucksh.
I'll be there, gawdammit, and I'll TELL you how it ish. Dammit. On MEshNBShee. Live.
Rblrrrrblrr... *thunk*
Posted by: Chris Matthews, falling off a barstool at September 14, 2010 01:20 PM (9+C4y)
Posted by: mpfs at September 14, 2010 05:14 PM (iYbLN)
I may have a fat ass, but you're from Luzerne County.
(OK, I apologize. That is going too far, even in a flame thread. You poor girl.)
Posted by: not Josef K. at September 14, 2010 01:20 PM (7+pP9)
Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at September 14, 2010 01:20 PM (Snu7z)
Posted by: SurferDoc at September 14, 2010 01:21 PM (RKpGM)
Hey, I thought that was my gig?
Posted by: Kemp at September 14, 2010 01:21 PM (AQxTm)
* Minx System Blog *
January 27, 2304
Irony Are Us
Hi folks!
Until we get this blog sortled out [That would be "sorted". I think that Zixie's translator module is a bit out of whack. — Pixy] you can find great-grandma's entries up hear [It also appears to have trouble with homonyms.] and honourable ancestor's [A loose translation, I suspect.] down below. Or click on the archives. 22nd century entries are gran Trixie's; 21st century is the old dude. [As I said, a loose translation.]
Enjoy your stay, and watch out for the ice weasels!
Zixie Misa
Pixy's Planaria Plantation
Paradise Cove
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Posted by: AoS Pirate...now with extra-absorbent wings at September 14, 2010 01:21 PM (uFokq)
Posted by: ya2adup at September 14, 2010 01:21 PM (0AClR)
Posted by: Donna at September 14, 2010 01:22 PM (qUHWi)
Posted by: Lacy Overalls at September 14, 2010 01:22 PM (L8kaT)
I managed to catch the little bugger and then had to click about 40 times to exit.
Yeah, that was some kind of schtoopid on my part. I haven't had that much exercise in weeks.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 14, 2010 01:22 PM (kFODZ)
Posted by: SurferDoc at September 14, 2010 01:23 PM (RKpGM)
I'm sure the chunks are the sperm from the faggot's jiz that you swallow on an hourly basis.
Posted by: Sponge at September 14, 2010 01:23 PM (UK9cE)
Posted by: Alaska, Montana, North Dakota, South Dakota, Vermont and Wyoming at September 14, 2010 01:24 PM (sras5)
Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at September 14, 2010 01:24 PM (wd0Iq)
Posted by: Frank Zappa's See-Thru French Burqa at September 14, 2010 01:24 PM (H6Jyg)
Posted by: nickless at September 14, 2010 01:25 PM (MMC8r)
This microphone, it is on? Yes? And so ...
Hello Delaware people of the Republicans!
I see we have the supporters of Christine O'Donnell and the supporters of Mike Castle. That is good.
There should be two sides to politics.
I am told.
Hadji - the last time my finger was purple I was arrested for violating an eggplant. If you get my meaning. And I am hopeful that you do.
This Christine O'Donnell, she is what we in Arabic call "Sakhamish Do-laminia" which roughly translates into "She Who is Crazy Like a Rabid Camel" - I mean, she has eyes that put the chill of the night into a man's loins. That is not a good thing. Trust Hadji - he know.
But Mike Castle - he is what we call in Arabic "Baldakhahni Al Abwahn" which means "He Who Holds the Goat for the Joy of Others" - Sure, Mike Castle may be helpful if your goat is vigorous, but does one really trust one who is in it for the holding?
Hadji does not know.
Hadji votes with his feet. And his feet are voting for dancing.
Hadji, he dance like a sufi ... a ninja sufi.
=
Posted by: Hadji the Muslim Comic at September 14, 2010 01:25 PM (Hj0nA)
Posted by: Chuckles 'no seat on the post' Johnson at September 14, 2010 01:25 PM (UK9cE)
Posted by: George Orwell at September 14, 2010 01:25 PM (AZGON)
Wait, somebody in here only has two teeth and some llama hairs on their vagina?
Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at September 14, 2010 05:24 PM (wd0Iq)
Spoken like a Scranton native.
Posted by: Josef K. at September 14, 2010 01:26 PM (7+pP9)
Posted by: Frank Zappa's See-Thru French Burqa at September 14, 2010 05:24 PM (H6Jyg)
Well, I have lipstick on some member of my body, but it's not my lips!
Posted by: Mel Gibson at September 14, 2010 01:26 PM (zqzYV)
Posted by: The New Hygiene Regimen at September 14, 2010 05:01 PM (H6Jyg)
It's in the rules -- somewhere before the Good and Welfare clause!
-- John "My Va-Jay-Jay's Doin' Time" Conyers
Posted by: ya2adup at September 14, 2010 01:26 PM (0AClR)
You know what's funny? Ace hates it when people start referring to Michelle Obama as a w**kie or Kl*ngon or W*rf. But he loved razzing her for her muscular arms and poor fashion choice. And he was en fuego! when he would go off on the media for calling her shit like "the most beautiful woman in the world!!!111!!!!"
Well, here's the thing. Personally, it doesn't bother me a bit when she get's called the above unmentionables.
HOWEVER... (and I can't believe I'm saying this...) personally, I think Michelle Obama is smokin' hot. Sexy as all hell. No joke.
Yeah, sometimes her fashion sense can run right off the rails. But when it is on, it is on!
Her body and ass. Fuckin' awesome. That ass is like a wild animal.
Her face. Err...awesome too. (I'm running out of adjectives here.)
So yeah, I think she's smokin' hot.
NOW...I find her attitude repulsive. Sersiously repulsive. And there are many times when her repulsive attitude can't restrain itself, and gets written all over her face.
So let's just say I think she's someone who about as hot as they come, and someone who I couldn't care less about getting flamed.
So help me God.
You've read my confession.
Be merciful...
But first, you will blow me.
Posted by: Ed at September 14, 2010 01:26 PM (Zsqn4)
are you guys still thinking your vote means something?
all hope is gone. see you in hell mother fuckers.
Posted by: evil libertarian at September 14, 2010 01:26 PM (JxrBB)
Posted by: Frank Zappa's See-Thru French Burqa at September 14, 2010 05:24 PM (H6Jyg)
What? Why?
Posted by: David Bowie at September 14, 2010 01:26 PM (9+C4y)
Posted by: Chitown-Jerry at September 14, 2010 01:26 PM (f9c2L)
Posted by: jwpaine at September 14, 2010 01:28 PM (g4J4S)
Posted by: Donna at September 14, 2010 01:28 PM (qUHWi)
Posted by: SurferDoc at September 14, 2010 01:28 PM (RKpGM)
------
/b/
4chan
AOSHQ
repeat
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Sheesh. Hentai would be a step up for you guys.
Posted by: George Orwell at September 14, 2010 05:25 PM (AZGON)
You forgot MegaSomething.
What is it now?
Posted by: ErikW at September 14, 2010 01:28 PM (9+C4y)
Um, no. That ass is like a cow that gets to eat all the things that MO says we shouldn't. Really.
Posted by: Sponge at September 14, 2010 01:29 PM (UK9cE)
Judging by the old saying, "What you don't know can't hurt you," Toby is practically invulnerable.
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at September 14, 2010 01:29 PM (L8kaT)
Posted by: Frank Zappa's See-Thru French Burqa at September 14, 2010 05:24 PM (H6Jyg)
What? Why?
Posted by: David Bowie at September 14, 2010 05:26 PM (9+C4y)
Ground control to Major Tom, GAME OVER ZIGGY. You are as irrelevant as disco.
Posted by: Ground Control at September 14, 2010 01:29 PM (zqzYV)
Posted by: nine coconuts at September 14, 2010 01:29 PM (DHNp4)
Posted by: embittered redleg at September 14, 2010 01:29 PM (E9Eo5)
Thread loser.
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at September 14, 2010 05:27 PM (cxGtL)
Loser thread.
Posted by: DarkLordOfTheIntarWebs at September 14, 2010 01:30 PM (IkEhE)
Posted by: jwpaine at September 14, 2010 05:28 PM (g4J4S)
FIFY, ma'am
Posted by: Josef K. at September 14, 2010 01:30 PM (7+pP9)
Posted by: Drinky Crow at September 14, 2010 01:30 PM (mAm+G)
---
*Oh, great, another mind-numbingly stupid escapee from HotAir. Christ, I hope she hasn't brought her Bible.*
Hi Donna! Welcome to AoSHQ!!!
Posted by: Y-not at September 14, 2010 01:31 PM (osFsP)
Posted by: nine coconuts at September 14, 2010 05:29 PM (DHNp4)
That's funny, cuz I kissed her after that and it strangely tasted like your mother's ass......
Posted by: Sponge at September 14, 2010 01:31 PM (UK9cE)
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at September 14, 2010 04:35 PM (mHQ7T)
Give those teabaggers hell!
But, first, you need to take their balls out of your mouth.
Posted by: Hairy Reid at September 14, 2010 01:32 PM (nbzzk)
Kristin Murray, who ran O'Donnell's 2008 Senate campaign against Joe Biden, charges that her old boss "is no conservative."
"I got into politics because I believe in conservative values and wanted to make a difference. But I was shocked to learn that OÂ’Donnell is no conservative," says Murray, according to a script obtained by POLITICO.
"This is her third Senate race in five years. As O’Donnell’s manager, I found out she was living on campaign donations — using them for rent and personal expenses, while leaving her workers unpaid and piling up thousands in debt," she says.
Perhaps the most biting line in the call delivered by Murray: "She wasn't concerned about conservative causes. OÂ’Donnell just wanted to make a buck."
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at September 14, 2010 01:32 PM (mHQ7T)
I do. On my dick after giving your mom $5.00
You like my mom?
Posted by: Son of Helen Thomas at September 14, 2010 01:32 PM (L8kaT)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 14, 2010 01:32 PM (yQWNf)
Posted by: nine coconuts at September 14, 2010 01:32 PM (DHNp4)
Posted by: Serious Cat at September 14, 2010 01:32 PM (bAySe)
Posted by: nickless at September 14, 2010 01:32 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Y-not at September 14, 2010 05:31 PM (osFsP)
You forgot to tell her new girls have to blow us all. Focus, Dammit!
Posted by: Josef K. at September 14, 2010 01:33 PM (7+pP9)
Posted by: George Orwell at September 14, 2010 01:33 PM (AZGON)
Re. your facial hair and your new hobby of going to Broadway shows with Allahpundit:
"Beard" is a figure of speech.
Posted by: . at September 14, 2010 01:33 PM (gQLr2)
Posted by: bill at September 14, 2010 01:33 PM (liXsr)
I may have a fat ass, but you're from Luzerne County.
(OK, I apologize. That is going too far, even in a flame thread. You poor girl.)
Posted by: not Josef K.
At least I'm from the tiny, civilized part of Luzerne county you fucking Mt. Top bohunk.
Posted by: mpfs at September 14, 2010 01:33 PM (iYbLN)
Posted by: politicalmuse at September 14, 2010 01:33 PM (kLKnf)
Can ANY of you trailer trash get the notation straight?
Ace : humor :: Meggy Mac : writing
Ace : blogging :: Charlie Crist : women
morons : blogosphere :: E. coli : body
Your mother said you're not a know-it-all, just a know-it-mostly. But I may have misunderstood her since she had a donkey cock in her mouth at the time.
Posted by: kathysaysso at September 14, 2010 01:33 PM (ZtwUX)
Look, don't go to a mind reader; go to a palmist; I know you've got a palm.
Welcome to AoSHQ.
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at September 14, 2010 01:34 PM (L8kaT)
That'd be funny. Like your mom.
Posted by: Sponge at September 14, 2010 01:34 PM (UK9cE)
But first, you will blow me.
Posted by: Ed at September 14, 2010 05:26 PM (Zsqn4)
'Splain THIS, you sick fuck.
Posted by: Vanity Fair editor at September 14, 2010 01:34 PM (7AOgy)
I keep checking back to read something funny and nothing.
You morons atttempts at being funny are like Obama pretending to be American.
Like hookers pretending to be nuns.
step it up ok?
Posted by: robtr at September 14, 2010 01:35 PM (fwSHf)
We don't want taxpayers to waste their $800K.
Posted by: Tushar at September 14, 2010 01:35 PM (DRC3Q)
Re. your facial hair and your new hobby of going to Broadway shows with Allahpundit:
That wasn't facial hair that was Allah's pussy on his face.
Posted by: mpfs at September 14, 2010 01:35 PM (iYbLN)
Posted by: nickless at September 14, 2010 01:35 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: John P. Squibob at September 14, 2010 01:35 PM (sras5)
Posted by: Dave S at September 14, 2010 01:35 PM (leNBy)
You forgot to tell her new girls have to blow us all. Focus, Dammit!
Posted by: Josef K. at September 14, 2010 05:33 PM (7+pP9)
Whoa! Easy there, Peter North!
Tittay pictures are quite sufficient, thank you!
Posted by: ErikW at September 14, 2010 01:36 PM (9+C4y)
He's just warmed up a double hand-full of mutton fat and is having a little quality time with some Meghan McCain pix.
Posted by: swanning about on a day off at September 14, 2010 01:36 PM (2lZUN)
Your mother said you're not a know-it-all, just a know-it-mostly. But I may have misunderstood her since she had a donkey cock in her mouth at the time.
Posted by: kathysaysso at September 14, 2010 05:33 PM (ZtwUX)
Your father said you're such a smart-ass, you could sit on an ice cream cone and tell what flavor it is.
So please do.
Posted by: Vanity Fair editor at September 14, 2010 01:36 PM (7AOgy)
Posted by: nevergiveup at September 14, 2010 01:36 PM (0GFWk)
Question: Can a chimp be trained to play the drums for Van Halen?
It's the same beat in every song.
Posted by: AoS Pirate...now with extra-absorbent wings at September 14, 2010 01:36 PM (uFokq)
Posted by: George Orwell at September 14, 2010 01:36 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: Michelle at September 14, 2010 01:37 PM (AQxTm)
Tittay pictures are quite sufficient, thank you!
Posted by: ErikW at September 14, 2010 05:36 PM (9+C4y)
Shhhh!! The new girls don't know that!
Posted by: stuiec at September 14, 2010 01:37 PM (7AOgy)
Posted by: George Orwell at September 14, 2010 01:37 PM (AZGON)
Wait, somebody in here only has two teeth and some llama hairs on their vagina?
Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at September 14, 2010 05:24 PM (wd0Iq)
Spoken like a Scranton native.
That sounds like a Noxen native right there. They've moved up in the world from fucking cows to llamas.
Posted by: mpfs at September 14, 2010 01:37 PM (iYbLN)
At least I'm from the tiny, civilized part of Luzerne county you fucking Mt. Top bohunk.
Posted by: mpfs at September 14, 2010 05:33 PM (iYbLN)
I'm confused. I thought you said you were from Hazleton. The banjo player from Deliverance laughs at that place.
Posted by: Josef K. at September 14, 2010 01:38 PM (7+pP9)
I'm sure this suprise will happen to others at general election time.
Posted by: politicalmuse at September 14, 2010 05:33 PM
Too bad, fucknuts. You think the government exists to serve you?
Pissy little whiners like you are the reason the Future Belongs to the Stronger Eastern Peoples.
And you can't spell any better than "en feugo" ace.
You might wanna post your comment in a different thread, jackwagon.
Posted by: MrScribbler at September 14, 2010 01:38 PM (Ulu3i)
In fact, I think we can blame this whole mess on those assclowns pretending to be a real state.
Posted by: embittered redleg at September 14, 2010 01:38 PM (E9Eo5)
That sounds like a Noxen native right there. They've moved up in the world from fucking cows to llamas.
ALPACAS!!!!
Posted by: Sponge at September 14, 2010 01:39 PM (UK9cE)
Posted by: HK-47 at September 14, 2010 01:39 PM (0q2P7)
Learn from this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_0uMSy2WUw
Posted by: Anon at September 14, 2010 01:39 PM (nM6BO)
Posted by: politicalmuse at September 14, 2010 05:33 PM (kLKnf)
I'm sure they check the voting records to see who asked for a Republican primary ballot in the past... and then add an extra letter or number to those voters' addresses...
Posted by: stuiec at September 14, 2010 01:40 PM (7AOgy)
SHUT UP before anyone gets any ideas!!!!!
Posted by: Vermont, New Hampshire, and Rhode Island at September 14, 2010 01:40 PM (p05LM)
Posted by: bill at September 14, 2010 01:40 PM (liXsr)
Posted by: nevergiveup at September 14, 2010 01:40 PM (0GFWk)
Posted by: darth toby at September 14, 2010 05:35 PM (S5YRY)
I find it rather refreshing!
Posted by: Andy Sullyvun at September 14, 2010 01:41 PM (YVZlY)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at September 14, 2010 01:41 PM (L8kaT)
Posted by: Man Card Patrol at September 14, 2010 05:29 PM (AZGON)
Feh. Anybody can pin some 5'0" 98lb chick down and ravage her and make her feel like a woman.
But it takes a real man to do the same to a gal like Michelle. I got those essential attitudes and endowments.
Your gifts may vary.
Now get to blowin' me.
Posted by: Ed at September 14, 2010 01:42 PM (Zsqn4)
Posted by: denny crane at September 14, 2010 01:42 PM (MMC8r)
But I'm smiling when I wrote that.
Posted by: Drinky Crow at September 14, 2010 01:42 PM (mAm+G)
Posted by: George Orwell at September 14, 2010 01:43 PM (AZGON)
It's the same beat in every song."
Why not?
They trained a meth-ridden chimp to play guitar.
....and his teeth look like a pack of drill bits.....
Posted by: Eddie Van Halen's Motician at September 14, 2010 01:43 PM (yRJfW)
hahaha, Howie Carr is wondering how long Christianne Imanpour will be running Al Jazzera from the ABC News studios.
Posted by: AoS Pirate...now with extra-absorbent wings at September 14, 2010 01:43 PM (uFokq)
Posted by: nine coconuts at September 14, 2010 01:43 PM (DHNp4)
Posted by: laceyunderalls once again missing the point of a flamewar! at September 14, 2010 01:44 PM (pLTLS)
Posted by: politicalmuse at September 14, 2010 01:44 PM (kLKnf)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at September 14, 2010 01:44 PM (Vz9lf)
I'm confused. I thought you said you were from Hazleton. The banjo player from Deliverance laughs at that place.
I am from that refined community of Wilkes-Barre you sheep fucker.
Posted by: mpfs at September 14, 2010 01:44 PM (iYbLN)
Posted by: Helen Thomas at September 14, 2010 01:44 PM (L8kaT)
'Splain THIS, you sick fuck.
Posted by: Vanity Fair editorat September 14, 2010 05:34 PM (7AOgy)
That's what we invented the doggy style position for.
You might want to try it someday.
Oh, that's right. You have.
As the catcher.
Posted by: Ed at September 14, 2010 01:44 PM (Zsqn4)
Posted by: David Lee Roth at September 14, 2010 01:44 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: Red State Sucks at September 14, 2010 01:44 PM (VWhPF)
Posted by: Bitter Wookiee at September 14, 2010 01:44 PM (VmtE9)
"Bloomberg: Poll Problems ‘A Royal Screw-Up’" link
via drudge
Posted by: curious at September 14, 2010 01:45 PM (p302b)
Posted by: deny cranne at September 14, 2010 05:00 PM (S5YRY)
Fox hired Spitzer? Great, there goes our Prime Time lineup.
Posted by: CNN at September 14, 2010 01:45 PM (QEi6M)
At least I'm from the tiny, civilized part of Luzerne county you fucking Mt. Top bohunk.
Posted by: mpfs at September 14, 2010 05:33 PM (iYbLN)
Have you stopped the necrophilia yet?Posted by: Ed Anger at September 14, 2010 01:45 PM (7+pP9)
Posted by: Josef K. at September 14, 2010 01:45 PM (7+pP9)
Posted by: ErikW at September 14, 2010 05:36 PM (9+C4y)
Shhhh!! The new girls don't know that!
Posted by: stuiec at September 14, 2010 05:37 PMSomebody ought to remind "the girls" that posting pictures of their puppies snug under full covering doesn't get the job done. Might as well watch two ferrets romping in a canvas bag.
Posted by: G. Gordon Liddy at September 14, 2010 01:45 PM (Ulu3i)
People can't say that this site has absolutely nothing! After all, it has inferiority!
And two scoops of lameness. And lameass flamers. Did I mention the limp unwashed dick lameness?
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 14, 2010 01:45 PM (2g2ex)
Posted by: Pecos Bill at September 14, 2010 01:45 PM (8WOM0)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at September 14, 2010 01:46 PM (Vz9lf)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at September 14, 2010 01:46 PM (XDeui)
Better hurry. They empty the dumpsters in 10 minutes.
Posted by: Y-not at September 14, 2010 01:47 PM (osFsP)
Feh. Anybody can pin some 5'0" 98lb chick down and ravage her and make her feel like a woman.
But it takes a real man to do the same to a gal like Michelle. I got those essential attitudes and endowments.
Your gifts may vary.
Now get to blowin' me.
Posted by: EdSo you carry horse tranquilizers and a branding iron with you in case you get lucky?
Posted by: mpfs at September 14, 2010 01:47 PM (iYbLN)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at September 14, 2010 05:44 PM (Vz9lf)
Funny, coming from someone who thinks the rearview mirror is for putting on make-up.
Posted by: Helen Thomas at September 14, 2010 01:48 PM (L8kaT)
Posted by: Ed Anger
Oh yeah, we stopped that when we sold the family funeral business a few years ago douchebag.
Posted by: mpfs at September 14, 2010 01:48 PM (iYbLN)
Posted by: ya2adup at September 14, 2010 05:21 PM (0AClR)
Our Game COCK with bugger your blue hen
Posted by: South Carolina at September 14, 2010 01:48 PM (/jbAw)
No, they say if you put enough fucking monkeys in front of a typewriter they'll smear their feces all over the typewriter.
Posted by: AoS Pirate...now with extra-absorbent wings at September 14, 2010 01:48 PM (uFokq)
But Eddie can play."
And yet his drunken ass still can't master a fucking toof-brush.
Posted by: Eddie Van Halen's dead molar at September 14, 2010 01:48 PM (yRJfW)
And a timer set to 8 seconds....?
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at September 14, 2010 01:49 PM (0q2P7)
Question: Can a chimp be trained to play the drums for Van Halen?
I'm so tempted to relate that question to community organizing.
But I won't.
Posted by: George Orwell at September 14, 2010 05:37 PM (AZGON)
That's unpossible! In the spirit of giving, I give you this:
http://tinyurl.com/q46ff2
Posted by: ErikW at September 14, 2010 01:49 PM (9+C4y)
Posted by: George Orwell at September 14, 2010 01:49 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: Mr Pink at September 14, 2010 01:50 PM (z7K4P)
Posted by: Red State Sucks at September 14, 2010 01:50 PM (VWhPF)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at September 14, 2010 01:50 PM (shC/P)
Posted by: Old Hippie Vet at September 14, 2010 01:50 PM (OefT/)
Posted by: DarkLordOfTheIntarWebs at September 14, 2010 01:51 PM (IkEhE)
Yeah, I watched Family Guy last night too. Congratulations.....
Posted by: Sponge at September 14, 2010 01:51 PM (UK9cE)
Posted by: Zoo Keeper's Heel at September 14, 2010 01:51 PM (yRJfW)
Posted by: CoolCzech at September 14, 2010 01:51 PM (tJjm/)
Posted by: Old Hippie Vet at September 14, 2010 01:51 PM (OefT/)
I was banned from RedState the other night for this comment: "Republicans want to win. Teabaggers want to send a message."
Remember when RedState declared war on Ron Paul supporters? Look who they've teamed up with now.
If you want to hear more about what a phony, opportunistic loon O'Donnell is, Politico is reporting her former campaign manager is recording robocalls for the local GOP letting everyone know how she was just trying to pay her bills and not seriously running a campaign. Read the comments, though. Democrats are high-fiving themselves over her possible win today. Don't let them fool you, either. Castle is about 59% better than Coons. Read Cost.
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at September 14, 2010 01:51 PM (mHQ7T)
Posted by: kathysaysso's ass at September 14, 2010 05:38 PM (S5YRY)
'Course they do, sweetie. You've had so many miles of dick up your ass that it's no surprise that's it's left a permanent aftertase.
Posted by: stuiec at September 14, 2010 01:51 PM (7AOgy)
When you're done, does she even know you were there?
Posted by: nickless at September 14, 2010 01:51 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: John Galt at September 14, 2010 01:52 PM (F/4zf)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at September 14, 2010 01:52 PM (L8kaT)
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at September 14, 2010 05:51 PM (mHQ7T)
God, that's the funniest parody post in this thead yet! I'm still wiping my eyes from laughing so hard!!! Thanks, li'l guy!
Posted by: stuiec at September 14, 2010 01:53 PM (7AOgy)
We know nothing about the O'Donnell supports, their language, their history or what they look like. But we can assume this. They stand for everything we don't stand for. Also, they told me you guys look like dorks.
Posted by: embittered redleg at September 14, 2010 01:53 PM (E9Eo5)
Put a baboon in front of a typewriter and you'll get the syllabus for a course in Women's Studies.
Posted by: AoS Pirate...now with extra-absorbent wings at September 14, 2010 01:53 PM (uFokq)
So you carry horse tranquilizers and a branding iron with you in case you get lucky?
Posted by: mpfs at September 14, 2010 05:47 PM (iYbLN)
If by branding iron you mean 9"s of man iron yeah. And if by tranquilizer, you mean a ruthless jackhammer-like pounding that won't stop until I feel like it, yeah.
Just ask your mother, son.
Think about that next year when you're staring at a father's day card in the store.
Posted by: Ed at September 14, 2010 01:53 PM (Zsqn4)
Question: Can a chimp be trained to play the drums for Van Halen?
Unshaved, and ya hit the ground running
Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 14, 2010 01:53 PM (3fiIy)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at September 14, 2010 01:54 PM (0q2P7)
Posted by: CoolCzech at September 14, 2010 01:54 PM (tJjm/)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at September 14, 2010 01:55 PM (L8kaT)
Posted by: toby928 at September 14, 2010 05:52 PM
I recognize ace and Allahpander, but never thought a wig could change "Poppin' Fresh's" looks so much.
Posted by: G. Gordon Liddy at September 14, 2010 01:55 PM (Ulu3i)
This thread needs cheerleaders. Posted by: toby928 at September 14, 2010 05:52 PM (S5YRY)
SON OF A BITCH.....if I knew where you lived I would kill you for posting that link.
Posted by: Old Hippie Vet at September 14, 2010 01:55 PM (OefT/)
Posted by: George Orwell at September 14, 2010 01:55 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: Bender Rodriguez at September 14, 2010 01:55 PM (VmtE9)
RedState is just a big fat circle jerk of fat ass circle jerkers who congratulate themselves on being circle jerkers. The mentality that the party needs to expunge RINOS everywhere, at any cost, is the same short-sighted, hypocritical mentality that applies to all facets of liberalism: let's divorce this current situation from the complete picture so that we can apply our own standards to satisfy an immediate need and forget anything we said or claimed to believe in by tomorrow.
The f'ing Tea Party has endorsed DEMS! Coons described himself as a "bearded Marxist." WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THAT FAT SACK OF PIG SHIT ERICK ERICKSON????
Posted by: Red State Sucks at September 14, 2010 01:55 PM (VWhPF)
There are those who believe life here began out there.
And life out there began over there.
And life over there...
Posted by: Patrick McNee doesn't make sense at September 14, 2010 01:56 PM (uFokq)
Posted by: G. Gordon Liddy at September 14, 2010 05:45 PM (Ulu3i)
I'm sure that for quite a few of the girls here, the full covering is for our protection -- so we don't have to claw our own eyes out.
Posted by: stuiec at September 14, 2010 01:56 PM (7AOgy)
Why not. They can obviously be trained to read the hell outta teleprompters.....
Posted by: Community OrganGrinder at September 14, 2010 01:56 PM (yRJfW)
Posted by: CoolCzech at September 14, 2010 01:56 PM (tJjm/)
Posted by: ICBMMan at September 14, 2010 01:57 PM (HE0fz)
When you're done, does she even know you were there?
Posted by: nickless at September 14, 2010 05:51 PM (MMC8r)
After she passes out? No.
After she wakes up? Who gives a shit what she thinks then?
What are you, some sorta nancy boy who likes to cuddle and talk after sex?
Get the fuck outa here.
Posted by: Ed at September 14, 2010 01:57 PM (Zsqn4)
Posted by: CoolCzech at September 14, 2010 01:58 PM (tJjm/)
Posted by: Bitter Wookiee at September 14, 2010 05:44 PM (VmtE9)
We thought she was like the buffalo -- the last of her kind.
Posted by: stuiec at September 14, 2010 01:58 PM (7AOgy)
Posted by: Meggy Mac at September 14, 2010 01:58 PM (c0A3e)
And a Michelle lover in the same thread...Coincidence??
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at September 14, 2010 01:58 PM (0q2P7)
Posted by: George Orwell at September 14, 2010 01:58 PM (AZGON)
Oh, there's like rules and stuff here? Well, fuck me dry.
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at September 14, 2010 01:58 PM (mHQ7T)
Question: Can a chimp be trained to play the drums for Van Halen?
Unshaved, and ya hit the ground running
Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 14, 2010 05:53 PM (3fiIy)
ya could, but why do have a fetish about punishing chimps?
Posted by: Radioactive Satellite Of LOVE at September 14, 2010 01:59 PM (zqzYV)
Posted by: George Orwell at September 14, 2010 02:00 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: ace at September 14, 2010 02:00 PM (KUUXH)
I'm sure that for quite a few of the girls here, the full covering is for our protection -- so we don't have to claw our own eyes out.
Posted by: stuiec at September 14, 2010 05:56 PMFor that, I suggest you buy some gold from Rosland Capital. And then run like a monkey with a JATO bottle up its ass.
Them moronettes aren't only ugly...they're fuckin' mean!
And they have long memories....
Posted by: G. Gordon Liddy at September 14, 2010 02:00 PM (Ulu3i)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 14, 2010 02:00 PM (WUpAX)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 14, 2010 02:00 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: ace at September 14, 2010 02:00 PM (KUUXH)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at September 14, 2010 02:00 PM (L8kaT)
Always giving into it
Do you love the monkey or do you love me?
Why can't you do it
Why do I have to share my baby with a monkey?
Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 14, 2010 02:00 PM (3fiIy)
I am dead serious about hating Erick Erickson's fat fucking pig guts. If Mike Castle is gay, Erick Erickson is blowing him.
Posted by: Red State Sucks at September 14, 2010 02:00 PM (VWhPF)
I'd challenge all you h8ers to a battle of wits, but you all are..what's the word...unhamed!
Yes, Miss Tub O' Jiggles Like Jello, we all concede that you are the most ham-ed one here.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 14, 2010 02:00 PM (2g2ex)
After she passes out? No.
After she wakes up? Who gives a shit what she thinks then?
What are you, some sorta nancy boy who likes to cuddle and talk after sex?
Get the fuck outa here.
Posted by: EdOh Ed, you're so manly, such a stud. I want you sooooo much. Now get out a map of Los Angeles and I'll be waiting for you at the corner of You Disgust Me & Not In This Fucking Lifetime.
See ya there.
Posted by: mpfs at September 14, 2010 02:00 PM (iYbLN)
Posted by: EmilyM. at September 14, 2010 02:00 PM (zDZdp)
Put Ace in front of a typewriter and you'll eventually get...
whatever allahpundit wrote that day.
Posted by: AoS Pirate...now with extra-absorbent wings at September 14, 2010 02:01 PM (uFokq)
Posted by: Bob at September 14, 2010 05:05 PM (/G0pB)
Posted by: Blue Hen at September 14, 2010 02:01 PM (1O93r)
Posted by: CoolCzech at September 14, 2010 02:01 PM (tJjm/)
Posted by: George Orwell at September 14, 2010 02:01 PM (AZGON)
No wonder these folks want to go into politics. They do better than the lobbyists with all the peripherals.
Posted by: curious at September 14, 2010 02:02 PM (p302b)
Posted by: Bender Rodriguez at September 14, 2010 05:55 PM (VmtE9)
At LAST! Someone gets the notation right!
But the analogy is all fucked up.
Ace : hobos :: hobos : Charles Johnson
Posted by: stuiec at September 14, 2010 02:02 PM (7AOgy)
Posted by: Red State Sucks at September 14, 2010 02:02 PM (VWhPF)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at September 14, 2010 02:02 PM (shC/P)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 14, 2010 06:00 PM (WUpAX) '
they're looking up at my Rays, that's what's about the Yankees?
Posted by: YRM (The Youngest Ace Commentor-Go Bucs!, Go Rays!, Go Castle!-Wait...) at September 14, 2010 02:02 PM (4NbXN)
They'd be clean if you didn't dribble out that harelip of yours.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 14, 2010 02:02 PM (WUpAX)
At LAST! Someone gets the notation right!
hahaha, was I screwing it up, the other day?
Fuck the SAT's!
Posted by: AoS Pirate...now with extra-absorbent wings at September 14, 2010 02:03 PM (uFokq)
Better hurry. They empty the dumpsters in 10 minutes.
Shit you coming by early tonight?
Posted by: Kemp at September 14, 2010 02:03 PM (AQxTm)
Posted by: Old Hippie Vet at September 14, 2010 02:03 PM (OefT/)
Posted by: room of monkeys first draft at September 14, 2010 05:59 PM (m2CN7)
Please, you don't have to make this thread DISGUSTING, do you?
Posted by: stuiec at September 14, 2010 02:03 PM (7AOgy)
Erickson is the most rancid pile of maggot-infested orangutan shit at the bottom of the foulest heap of opportunistic retard fuckwits imaginable. If his dipshit asshole commenters could pull their mongoloid heads out of their misshapen raped-bloody assholes for five seconds, they might be able to see that they're the most pathetic collection of yapping useful-dupe comewads this side of a Hannity panel. Fuck Erickson, fuck his moderators, fuck his commenters, and fuck anyone who writes a single solitary cocksucking word on his bloated behalf.
Oh yeah, and fuck all of you too.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at September 14, 2010 02:03 PM (DEu3K)
Posted by: curious at September 14, 2010 02:03 PM (p302b)
After reading this thread, I feel so alive.
Kind of the feeling Joy Behar gets after Meghan McCain sucks on her cock.
Posted by: ICBMMan at September 14, 2010 02:03 PM (HE0fz)
Posted by: George Orwell at September 14, 2010 02:03 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: Red State Sucks at September 14, 2010 02:04 PM (VWhPF)
To be fair, I heard there was a lot of that going on at BlogCon.
Posted by: embittered redleg at September 14, 2010 02:04 PM (se2Ta)
Posted by: Dave in Texas at September 14, 2010 02:04 PM (WvXvd)
Posted by: CoolCzech at September 14, 2010 02:05 PM (tJjm/)
Preaching to the choir.
Posted by: Red State Sucks at September 14, 2010 02:05 PM (VWhPF)
Thanks. But we already have ObamaCare.
Posted by: Concerned LibTard at September 14, 2010 02:05 PM (yRJfW)
How come I wasn't invited to this sword fight?
Posted by: Rahmbo at September 14, 2010 02:05 PM (WUpAX)
Posted by: CoolCzech at September 14, 2010 06:01 PM (tJjm/)
I rather fuck lizard droppings than be anywhere close to your warty genitals.
Posted by: EmilyM. at September 14, 2010 02:05 PM (zDZdp)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 14, 2010 06:00 PM (3fiIy)
That's a perfect lead-in to this blog post on the UK Telegraph -- fits right into this flamewar thread.
Posted by: stuiec at September 14, 2010 02:05 PM (7AOgy)
Hey, polynikes. Fuck you and your mom.
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at September 14, 2010 02:06 PM (mHQ7T)
Posted by: CoolCzech at September 14, 2010 02:06 PM (tJjm/)
Posted by: curious at September 14, 2010 06:03 PM (p302b)
I'd jump into my extreme dislike of him and blast him with this chance you've given me but me and him actually agree on something in a big debate among conservatives, so i'll leave him alone for just one day
basically he's the #1 pessimistic, moderate Rep, atheist blogger on the net...who's had his share of controveries (must keep mouth shut...)
Posted by: YRM (The Youngest Ace Commentor-Go Bucs!, Go Rays!, Go Castle!-Wait...) at September 14, 2010 02:06 PM (4NbXN)
Oh Ed, you're so manly, such a stud. I want you sooooo much. Now get out a map of Los Angeles and I'll be waiting for you at the corner of You Disgust Me & Not In This Fucking Lifetime.
See ya there.
mpfs at September 14, 2010 06:00 PM (iYbLN)
Whoa, coming out of character here, are you really pissed? This is just fucking arround. Nothing personal.
Posted by: Ed at September 14, 2010 02:06 PM (Zsqn4)
hahaha, Ace needs to change it from New Comments Thingy to...
Monkeys with Typewriters.
Get it? Because we're like monkeys with typewriters. I hate fucking monkeys, though, seriously.
Posted by: AoS Pirate...now with extra-absorbent wings at September 14, 2010 02:06 PM (uFokq)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at September 14, 2010 02:07 PM (L8kaT)
You made me cry. You're so mean to me...hiccup, tear...
One comment, one down.
*Breathes on nails, buffs them on shirt, farts*
Posted by: Rahmbo at September 14, 2010 02:07 PM (WUpAX)
Posted by: Lizard Droppings at September 14, 2010 02:07 PM (tJjm/)
Posted by: CoolCzech at September 14, 2010 06:06 PM (tJjm/)
and...
*remembers calling a truce for today*
...nevermind
Posted by: YRM (The Youngest Ace Commentor-Go Bucs!, Go Rays!, Go Castle!-Wait...) at September 14, 2010 02:07 PM (4NbXN)
2.) What is the appropriate means of self-flagellation (short of an actual cat-o-nine-tails) for me to use for being a Delaware Republican, since regardless of whether you voted for Castle or O'Donnell, we're all boned?
Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at September 14, 2010 02:08 PM (tOCL6)
I can't un-read that.
*puts barrel next to head and wraps finger around trigger*
Posted by: Concerned LibTard at September 14, 2010 02:08 PM (yRJfW)
Posted by: Comrade Jerk at September 14, 2010 02:08 PM (4ouHE)
Posted by: Ines Sainz at September 14, 2010 02:08 PM (BP6Z1)
You know, I was watching an episode of Hoarding the other night.
They showed this tubby 50-something lady and her vast army of cats. Her main criteria for dinner was "which can isn't bulging?" As she sat amid her vast mounds of abject crap, she pulled up a TV tray to her tummy and fired up her lap-top.
I couldn't help but wonder...when are they gonna show her commenting on the ONT?
Posted by: reason at September 14, 2010 02:08 PM (V40IZ)
Posted by: George Orwell at September 14, 2010 02:08 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at September 14, 2010 02:09 PM (0q2P7)
Posted by: SurferDoc at September 14, 2010 02:09 PM (RKpGM)
hahaha, Ace needs to change it from New Comments Thingy to..
Yeah, wonder how long "New" will be "New". It's been what, three years "New"?
Posted by: Kemp at September 14, 2010 02:09 PM (AQxTm)
Posted by: George Orwell at September 14, 2010 02:10 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: AoS Pirate...now with extra-absorbent wings
Maybe he's feeling "Not So Fresh."
Posted by: mpfs at September 14, 2010 02:10 PM (iYbLN)
You know, I was watching an episode of Hoarding the other night.
They showed this tubby 50-something lady and her vast army of cats. Her main criteria for dinner was "which can isn't bulging?" As she sat amid her vast mounds of abject crap, she pulled up a TV tray to her tummy and fired up her lap-top.
I couldn't help but wonder...when are they gonna show her commenting on the ONT?
I'm guessing she's more of a HuffPo regular. With all the merit badges 'n stuff.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 14, 2010 02:10 PM (2g2ex)
You're just upset that a scanning electron microscope couldn't detect yours.
Btw, which future European dictator are you going to bow down to next?
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 14, 2010 02:10 PM (c0A3e)
They showed this tubby 50-something lady and her vast army of cats. Her main criteria for dinner was "which can isn't bulging?" As she sat amid her vast mounds of abject crap, she pulled up a TV tray to her tummy and fired up her lap-top.
I couldn't help but wonder...when are they gonna show her commenting on the ONT?
Posted by: reason at September 14, 2010 06:08 PMThat was Kratos. They caught him in a rare moment when he wasn't posting here.
Posted by: Maxine Waters at September 14, 2010 02:10 PM (Ulu3i)
Posted by: Ines Sainz at September 14, 2010 06:08 PM (BP6Z1)
local guy talked about that today and some chick actually claimed the football players had no excuse to act the way they did even if she walked in naked, it's amazing to me the hypocrisy of feminists who think it's wrong to sexualize women but women can sexualize themselves and expect no instinctly manly respond
Posted by: YRM (The Youngest Ace Commentor-Go Bucs!, Go Rays!, Go Castle!-Wait...) at September 14, 2010 02:11 PM (4NbXN)
Kemperman, That's why Spurwing Plover doesn't come around anymore.
He's too simple to negotiate the new comments thingy.
That and Ace never posts about flying cars, no more.
Posted by: AoS Pirate...now with extra-absorbent wings at September 14, 2010 02:11 PM (uFokq)
Posted by: Hoss Fuentes
Admitting to being a Delaware Republican oughta do it. We're going to wind up in AA meetings.
Blue Hen: Hi, uh... I'm Blue Hen
mob of people jammed into a meeting room drinking coffee: Hi Blue Hen
Blue Hen: And I'm a Delaware Republican
mob of people jammed into a meeting room drinking coffee: Asshole.
Posted by: Blue Hen at September 14, 2010 02:11 PM (1O93r)
Posted by: Vaseline Joe at September 14, 2010 02:12 PM (yRJfW)
Posted by: Ace at September 14, 2010 02:12 PM (XyoGP)
Apes shitting figs.
Apes flinging shit.
Shit sticks to pages.
Another Obi-Won best seller!
Posted by: ya2adup at September 14, 2010 02:12 PM (0AClR)
Posted by: curious at September 14, 2010 02:12 PM (p302b)
Excellent Kratos.
Maybe a Confocal Microscope could find it better?
Posted by: mpfs at September 14, 2010 02:12 PM (iYbLN)
Oh, that's right. You have.
As the catcher.
Posted by: Ed at September 14, 2010 05:44 PM (Zsqn4)
That's the only way MO does it. She reminds me of a beautiful poem:
There was a young girl from Wake Forest
Who had a gigantic clitoris;
Her casual beaus
All knew her as Rose,
But her intimates knew her as Horace.
Posted by: stuiec at September 14, 2010 02:12 PM (7AOgy)
Since this is a crap thread, allow me to pimp out (for the last time!) our SW Ohio moron meet-up this Friday.
7pmish at the Drawbridge Inn. 75S exit 186
Posted by: laceyunderalls at September 14, 2010 02:12 PM (pLTLS)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 14, 2010 02:12 PM (c0A3e)
I rather fuck lizard droppings than be anywhere close to your warty genitals.
It would take every lizard on the Galapogos Islands to produce the volume of droppings it would take to fill your cooter.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at September 14, 2010 02:13 PM (plsiE)
"Ines Sainz"
Shut up, get on your pasties, and go study your lines for the Saturday morning kiddie show.
Posted by: a dude in a bee costume at September 14, 2010 02:13 PM (V40IZ)
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 14, 2010 02:13 PM (2g2ex)
Posted by: Ace at September 14, 2010 06:12 PM (XyoGP)
Jeez, put on your nun's habit and fly away, why don'tcha?
Posted by: stuiec at September 14, 2010 02:13 PM (7AOgy)
Posted by: George Orwell at September 14, 2010 02:13 PM (AZGON)
Yeah, whatever happened to that cocksucker?
Posted by: Kemp at September 14, 2010 02:13 PM (AQxTm)
Posted by: Soona at September 14, 2010 02:14 PM (WsV5T)
I'm bring hobo. Who's bringing desert?
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 14, 2010 02:14 PM (WUpAX)
Yes, because we all know how dangerous Royales with Cheese are.
What a fucking genius.
Posted by: mpfs at September 14, 2010 02:14 PM (iYbLN)
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 14, 2010 06:13 PM (2g2ex)
Teflon particles suspended in a silicone base.
But don't dis the tight jeans. With an accent like hers, it's good that we can read her lips.
Posted by: stuiec at September 14, 2010 02:15 PM (7AOgy)
Posted by: SurferDoc at September 14, 2010 02:15 PM (RKpGM)
Could just be the stink bomb of unwashed Parisians in a closed space.
Or French Moroccans washing their junk?
Posted by: Kemp at September 14, 2010 02:15 PM (AQxTm)
Somebody left a suspicious package full of soap and drinkable wine.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 14, 2010 02:16 PM (WUpAX)
Posted by: George Orwell at September 14, 2010 02:16 PM (AZGON)
What? Someone drop their burqa?
Posted by: Vaseline Joe at September 14, 2010 02:16 PM (yRJfW)
Blue Hen: Hi, uh... I'm Blue Hen
mob of people jammed into a meeting room drinking coffee: Hi Blue Hen
Blue Hen: And I'm a Delaware Republican
mob of people jammed into a meeting room drinking coffee: Asshole.
If I weren't so sick and I didn't have to be at work early tomorrow, I would so be emptying that bottle of Sailor Jerry in my pantry tonight.
Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at September 14, 2010 02:16 PM (tOCL6)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at September 14, 2010 06:12 PM (pLTLS)
Aren't you afraid someone will steal your corner? That's right at the beginning of your shift, no?
Posted by: garrett at September 14, 2010 02:16 PM (HcvB0)
Posted by: curious at September 14, 2010 02:17 PM (p302b)
Posted by: Hollowpoint at September 14, 2010 06:13 PM (plsiE)
This is rich coming from someone who's only exercise is shifting through their massive fat rolls to find the bubbled up piece of flesh they call a dick.
Posted by: EmilyM. at September 14, 2010 02:17 PM (zDZdp)
Posted by: Lizard Droppings at September 14, 2010 02:17 PM (tJjm/)
Posted by: mel gibson on a bender at September 14, 2010 02:17 PM (33phe)
Could some physicist explain how Inez pulled those jeans on?
not to make anyone jeleous but my gf has that body (except w/ smaller boobs and a bit smaller ass)
Posted by: YRM (The Youngest Ace Commentor-Go Bucs!, Go Rays!, Go Castle!-Wait...) at September 14, 2010 02:17 PM (4NbXN)
Posted by: Stephen Fucking Hawking at September 14, 2010 02:17 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at September 14, 2010 02:17 PM (shC/P)
I tried using one of those suckers to find Ace's dignity. No such luck, alas.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 14, 2010 02:17 PM (c0A3e)
Since this is a crap thread, allow me to pimp out (for the last time!) our SW Ohio moron meet-up this Friday.
Nobody ever has a meet-up in Iowa so I hate all of you.
Posted by: katya, the designated driver at September 14, 2010 02:17 PM (sCGHM)
Wow, sounds kinda kinky in hindsight.
Why this primary became a Family Blood Feud frankly escapes me. In all candor, the choice of RINO vs. flake doesn't appeal to me any which direction. Only if there was something bigger at stake - say, control of the Senate - would I be nudged off my schnied of disinterest.
Too bad I'm not a Delawarie, huh?
Posted by: JASmius at September 14, 2010 02:18 PM (r1XeY)
not to make anyone jeleous but my gf has that body (except w/ smaller boobs and a bit smaller ass)
and she's white and dresses like a professional but yes it is possible to fit into jeans that tight, i've seen it myself
Posted by: YRM (The Youngest Ace Commentor-Go Bucs!, Go Rays!, Go Castle!-Wait...) at September 14, 2010 02:18 PM (4NbXN)
Posted by: George Orwell at September 14, 2010 02:18 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at September 14, 2010 02:18 PM (0q2P7)
And it's in my trunk if you want to see it.
5 bucks please.
Posted by: Vaseline Joe at September 14, 2010 02:19 PM (yRJfW)
Posted by: Lizard Droppings at September 14, 2010 02:19 PM (tJjm/)
Posted by: toby928 at September 14, 2010 06:12 PM (S5YRY)
Ronald Mu'ad D'ib Reagan.
Posted by: stuiec at September 14, 2010 02:19 PM (7AOgy)
Blue Hen: Hi, uh... I'm Blue Hen
mob of people jammed into a meeting room drinking coffee: Hi Blue Hen
Blue Hen: And I'm a Delaware Republican
mob of people jammed into a meeting room drinking coffee: Asshole.
If I weren't so sick and I didn't have to be at work early tomorrow, I would so be emptying that bottle of Sailor Jerry in my pantry tonight.
Posted by: Hoss Fuentes
I have officially started (Jamesons). Between the stupidity happening here in Delaware, and the disgusting things being said here by a very few people (someone used the 'c' word on O'Donnell), its time to drink.
Posted by: Blue Hen at September 14, 2010 02:19 PM (1O93r)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at September 14, 2010 02:19 PM (/xntB)
Posted by: George Orwell at September 14, 2010 02:19 PM (AZGON)
Riiiiight. Your imaginary girlfriend at Camarillo State Hospital? That's okay we understand it's difficult to attract a female with that your...ahem...disability.
Posted by: mpfs at September 14, 2010 02:20 PM (iYbLN)
Brownian motion.
Posted by: George Orwell at September 14, 2010 06:18 PM (AZGON)
I thought Brownian motion described her having anal sex.
Posted by: stuiec at September 14, 2010 02:20 PM (7AOgy)
Posted by: CoolCzech at September 14, 2010 02:20 PM (tJjm/)
Posted by: DE GOP at September 14, 2010 02:20 PM (tkcGj)
#707 This is rich coming from someone who's only exercise is shifting through their massive fat rolls to find the bubbled up piece of flesh they call a dick.
...the voice of experience, dearie?
Posted by: davis,br at September 14, 2010 02:20 PM (uCShA)
Posted by: George Orwell at September 14, 2010 02:21 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at September 14, 2010 06:17 PM (shC/P)
a CD?
Posted by: Yoko Ono at September 14, 2010 02:21 PM (YVZlY)
not to make anyone jeleous but my gf has that body (except w/ smaller boobs and a bit smaller ass)
Posted by: YRM (The Youngest Ace Commentor-Go Bucs!, Go Rays!, Go Castle!-Wait...) at September 14, 2010 06:18 PM (4NbXN)
Don't fret, son. When she hits puberty, she may fill out some.
Posted by: stuiec at September 14, 2010 02:21 PM (7AOgy)
"Could some physicist explain how Inez pulled those jeans on?"
Behr Premium flat, with a textured roller.
*cue slap-acoustic guitar & leslie keyboard track*
More gazing, more drooling. That's the power of The Ho Depot.
Posted by: reason at September 14, 2010 02:21 PM (V40IZ)
Posted by: Vaseline Joe at September 14, 2010 06:19 PM (yRJfW)
damn I set myself up for that one
Posted by: YRM (The Youngest Ace Commentor-Go Bucs!, Go Rays!, Go Castle!-Wait...) at September 14, 2010 02:21 PM (4NbXN)
I was a Luddite once until I got an ipad. Now I'm an iLuddite.
Posted by: Max Entropy at September 14, 2010 02:21 PM (la188)
Posted by: katya, the designated driver at September 14, 2010 06:17 PM (sCGHM)
Not to worry, the Purple People Beaters will be there in ... oh ... January 2012! Obi-Won, too! Truly, you are blessed!
Posted by: ya2adup at September 14, 2010 02:21 PM (0AClR)
Posted by: YRM (The Youngest Ace Commentor-Go Bucs!, Go Rays!, Go Castle!-Wait...) at September 14, 2010 02:22 PM (4NbXN)
Could some physicist explain how Inez pulled those jeans on?
not to make anyone jeleous but my gf has that body (except w/ smaller boobs and a bit smaller ass)
Posted by: YRM (The Youngest Ace Commentor-Go Bucs!, Go Rays!, Go Castle!-Wait...) at September 14, 2010 06:17 PM (4NbXN)
Stalking someone on Facebook does not mean you are in a relationship
Posted by: Radioactive Satellite Of LOVE at September 14, 2010 02:22 PM (zqzYV)
Like I said, still somewhat sick, so no drinkee. Instead, I'm walking the dog and watching Lost on Netflix. Maybe I can wait til Saturday and get all my aggression out playing paintball. Damn does today suck.
Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at September 14, 2010 02:22 PM (tOCL6)
Nobody ever has a meet-up in Iowa so I hate all of you.
Hard to put together a meet-up when 90% of potential participants are unable to read an invitation.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at September 14, 2010 02:23 PM (plsiE)
Posted by: JASmius at September 14, 2010 06:18 PM (r1XeY)
You have a cousin named Average Joe?
Posted by: stuiec at September 14, 2010 02:23 PM (7AOgy)
That's right at the beginning of your shift, no?
Man you are grouchy!
But, sweetie, you couldn't afford me anyway. So you can take your concern elsewhere.
Posted by: laceyunderalls - highclass indeed at September 14, 2010 02:23 PM (pLTLS)
Posted by: CoolCzech at September 14, 2010 02:23 PM (tJjm/)
Posted by: George Orwell at September 14, 2010 02:23 PM (AZGON)
Even morons are too smart to live in Iowa, katya. You on the other hand...
Well, I'm here because God made us move here. And I'm a tad uneasy insulting God. So...
Posted by: katya, the designated driver at September 14, 2010 02:23 PM (sCGHM)
Nobody ever has a meet-up in Iowa so I hate all of you.
Hard to put together a meet-up when 90% of potential participants are unable to read an invitation.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at September 14, 2010 06:23 PM (plsiE)
What's so hard about laying out a trail of corncobs?
Posted by: stuiec at September 14, 2010 02:24 PM (7AOgy)
Posted by: Hoss Fuentes
Yup. I hope that you'll feel better soon. Sounds as though you're at least ambulatory.
Posted by: Blue Hen at September 14, 2010 02:24 PM (1O93r)
...the voice of experience, dearie?
Posted by: davis,br at September 14, 2010 06:20 PM (uCShA)
Finding a clit? Yep.
Posted by: EmilyM. at September 14, 2010 02:24 PM (zDZdp)
Posted by: YRM (The Youngest Ace Commentor-Go Bucs!, Go Rays!, Go Castle!-Wait...) at September 14, 2010 06:18 PM (4NbXN)
Post wax job, of course
Posted by: ya2adup at September 14, 2010 02:24 PM (0AClR)
We'll take up a collection. I've got some pocket lint and a drywall screw.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 14, 2010 02:24 PM (WUpAX)
I feel really bad for the dem staffers who are fearing loss of their jobs....
WHO THE FUCK CARES?????
They helped cause this. Decent, loyal, America-loving patriots are without work. I think I'll save my worries for them.
Posted by: laceyunderalls - highclass indeed at September 14, 2010 02:25 PM (pLTLS)
damn good comebacks everyone
but seriously...don't be jeleous that I can go to bed
that alone is enough to not need to reply with witty comebacks
Posted by: YRM (The Youngest Ace Commentor-Go Bucs!, Go Rays!, Go Castle!-Wait...) at September 14, 2010 02:25 PM (4NbXN)
Lets face it, none of the morons could afford any of the moronettes. There isn't enough money for that to happen. Have you seen their pictures!!!!???
Posted by: mpfs at September 14, 2010 02:25 PM (iYbLN)
Katya, do you live up to your state's reputation?
Idiots Out Walking Around?
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 14, 2010 02:25 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: George Orwell
Remedy: Take the bottle out of your hand next time before you start.
Posted by: Blue Hen at September 14, 2010 02:25 PM (1O93r)
Posted by: CoolCzech at September 14, 2010 02:25 PM (tJjm/)
Posted by: stuiec at September 14, 2010 06:24 PM (7AOgy)
Never been to Eye-Ohh-Way, I see. Them's free toilet paper!
Posted by: ya2adup at September 14, 2010 02:26 PM (0AClR)
Nobody ever has a meet-up in Iowa so I hate all of you.
Hard to put together a meet-up when 90% of potential participants are unable to read an invitation.
All those Redneck jokes about Missouri and Arkansas residents? Let's just say Jeff Foxworthy never met an Iowan.
Posted by: katya, the designated driver at September 14, 2010 02:26 PM (sCGHM)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at September 14, 2010 06:19 PM (/xntB)
If it didn't give the poor creature permanent snow-blindness....
Posted by: stuiec at September 14, 2010 02:26 PM (7AOgy)
I'm late to the thread, but if we're still having the flame war:
May a toothless yak gum your grandmothers' wheat thins.
Posted by: The Q at September 14, 2010 02:26 PM (pfStM)
Posted by: George Orwell at September 14, 2010 02:26 PM (AZGON)
What's so hard about laying out a trail of corncobs?
Ever been to Iowa? That would be like leaving a trail of sand in the Sahara Desert.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at September 14, 2010 02:27 PM (plsiE)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at September 14, 2010 02:27 PM (0q2P7)
The women eat them.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 14, 2010 06:26 PM (WUpAX)
Exactly, which is how you lead them to the meet-up. See how simple?
Posted by: stuiec at September 14, 2010 02:27 PM (7AOgy)
Posted by: SlumGuy at September 14, 2010 02:27 PM (kJXs1)
btw w/ everyone having a good time at my and my gf's expense, today at school mr. where's the juice? (long story from the ONT), but basically the dumbest kid in my xray program was shown a "woman" with a banging body today by a classmate of mine that he knew on facebook, he added her and hit on her
what he doesn't know is, that "woman"...is a man after surgery, I can't wait to see when he exactly figures this out
Posted by: YRM (The Youngest Ace Commentor-Go Bucs!, Go Rays!, Go Castle!-Wait...) at September 14, 2010 02:27 PM (4NbXN)
Posted by: George Orwell at September 14, 2010 02:28 PM (AZGON)
not to make anyone jeleous but my gf flame from a far has that body (except w/ smaller boobs with A-cups with hairy nipples and a bit smaller flat pimply ass)
and she's white and dresses like a professional but yes it is possible to fit into jeans that tight, i've seen it myself
Posted by: YRM (The Youngest Ace Commentor-Go Bucs!, Go Rays!, Go Castle!-Wait...) at September 14, 2010 06:18 PM (4NbXN)
Fixed that for you.
Seriously, are you the failed product of public education? Your girlfriend sounds like the exact opposite.
Let's see:
smaller boobs vs large boobs
smaller ass vs bootylicious ass
white vs Mexican/hispanic
dresses like a professions vs dresses like a whore
OK, you got a white chick who has no boobs, no ass and who doesn't dress like a crack whore working the truckstops.
Aside from that, yeah, she's a dead ringer.
'Tard
Posted by: Ed at September 14, 2010 02:28 PM (Zsqn4)
Could some physicist explain how Inez pulled those jeans on?
Brownian motion.
Osmosis.
Posted by: Soona at September 14, 2010 06:27 PM (WsV5T)
Maybe she didn't pull them on. Maybe they're congealed bodily fluids.
Posted by: stuiec at September 14, 2010 02:28 PM (7AOgy)
That and the wig "she's" wearing should be a big tip off, dude.
And the large Adam's apple...and the bulge in "her" pants....
Posted by: Bender Rodriguez at September 14, 2010 02:28 PM (VmtE9)
But, sweetie, you couldn't afford me anyway. So you can take your concern elsewhere.
No, I've been saving up!
Pretty soon I'll have the whole $3.75 . That's for a full hour, right?
Posted by: garrett at September 14, 2010 02:29 PM (HcvB0)
Posted by: JASmius at September 14, 2010 06:18 PM (r1XeY)
That's Dela-dipshit-warean to you, numbnuts!
Posted by: ya2adup at September 14, 2010 02:29 PM (0AClR)
"Lets face it, none of the morons could afford any of the moronettes."
True dat. You have any idea what herpes meds are gonna cost under ObamaCare?
Posted by: reason at September 14, 2010 02:29 PM (V40IZ)
What's so hard about laying out a trail of corncobs?
Guys in San Francisco would mistake them for dildos.
Posted by: Soona at September 14, 2010 02:29 PM (WsV5T)
Lets face it, none of the morons could afford any of the moronettes. There isn't enough money for that to happen. Have you seen their pictures!!!!???
It's the medical bill from the STD clinic afterwards that's the real kicker.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at September 14, 2010 02:30 PM (plsiE)
Have you seen their pictures!!!!???
Yes. But they're all in D&D costumes so it's hard to tell.
That's just silly.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz-7th leve Ranger in Assless Chaps at September 14, 2010 02:30 PM (WUpAX)
btw w/ everyone having a good time at my and my gf's expense, today at school mr. where's the juice? (long story from the ONT), but basically the dumbest kid in my xray program was shown a "woman" with a banging body today by a classmate of mine that he knew on facebook, he added her and hit on her
what he doesn't know is, that "woman"...is a man after surgery, I can't wait to see when he exactly figures this out
You really should stop referring to yourself in the second person. It's offputting.
Posted by: Bender Rodriguez at September 14, 2010 02:30 PM (VmtE9)
Posted by: Steve Schmidt, kingmaker at September 14, 2010 02:30 PM (bhsUR)
Posted by: delaware candidates at September 14, 2010 02:30 PM (RWMjG)
what he doesn't know is, that "woman"...is a man after surgery, I can't wait to see when he exactly figures this out
Posted by: YRM (The Youngest Ace Commentor-Go Bucs!, Go Rays!, Go Castle!-Wait...) at September 14, 2010 06:27 PM (4NbXN)
You're getting closer to the idea. Now make that story be about one of us and you'll be right into the flamewar thread.
Posted by: stuiec at September 14, 2010 02:30 PM (7AOgy)
Posted by: YRM (The Youngest Ace Commentor-Go Bucs!, Go Rays!, Go Castle!-Wait...) at September 14, 2010 02:30 PM (4NbXN)
Pretty soon I'll have the whole $3.75 . That's for a full hour, right?
Multiply that by 5,000 and you're set, sugar.
Hey, I watched the Heidi Fleiss movie. I think I know what I'm doing.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at September 14, 2010 02:30 PM (pLTLS)
Could some physicist explain how Inez pulled those jeans on?
When particles decay into other particles, these decays must obey the various conservation laws. As a result, pairs of particles can be generated that are required to be in certain quantum states. For ease of understanding, consider the situation where a pair of these particles are created, have a two state spin and one must be spin up and the other must be spin down.
QUANTUM ENTANGLEMENT
Posted by: Countaxula at September 14, 2010 02:31 PM (jBC6p)
"In other news, HDMI encryption seems to have been cracked."
Is that gonna make the cords cheaper?
Posted by: reason at September 14, 2010 02:31 PM (V40IZ)
Posted by: lizard people at September 14, 2010 02:31 PM (se2Ta)
Guys in San Francisco would mistake them for dildos.
Posted by: Soona at September 14, 2010 06:29 PM (WsV5T)
Which is why that's how you arrange a moron meet-up in San Francisco as well as in Iowa.
Posted by: stuiec at September 14, 2010 02:31 PM (7AOgy)
Posted by: YRM (The Youngest Ace Commentor-Go Bucs!, Go Rays!, Go Castle!-Wait...) at September 14, 2010 02:31 PM (4NbXN)
Posted by: YRM (The Youngest Ace Commentor-Go Bucs!, Go Rays!, Go Castle!-Wait...)
Um...how old are you?
Posted by: EmilyM. at September 14, 2010 02:32 PM (zDZdp)
not to make anyone jeleous but my gf has that body (except w/ smaller boobs and a bit smaller ass)
and she's white and dresses like a professional...
She loves ya, too. She was just telling me that. Except she tells me you're lousy in the sack.
Hafta agree with ya in one respect, though...that chick IS a professional!
Even if I taught her a few new tricks....
Posted by: MrScribbler at September 14, 2010 02:32 PM (Ulu3i)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at September 14, 2010 02:32 PM (rurh0)
Pretty soon I'll have the whole $3.75 . That's for a full hour, right?
Multiply that by 5,000 and you're set, sugar.
Understand that lacey's a woman of ambition. She's gonna own that dumpster before it's over.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz-7th leve Ranger in Assless Chaps at September 14, 2010 02:32 PM (WUpAX)
Denim Shrink-Wrap - get it hot enough and it fits like a glove.
Posted by: antisocialist at September 14, 2010 02:32 PM (Rwudm)
"Hey, I watched the Heidi Fleiss movie. I think I know what I'm doing."
Not really.
There was a reason I had to use your ears for handles, babe.
Posted by: lacey's college boyfriend at September 14, 2010 02:33 PM (V40IZ)
Hey, I watched the Heidi Fleiss movie. I think I know what I'm doing.
Posted by: laceyunderallsHeidi Fleiss was a piker, let me show you the real meaning of prostitution.
Posted by: Blago the Clown at September 14, 2010 02:33 PM (ZtD0z)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at September 14, 2010 06:27 PM (0q2P7)
And I can go, go, go ... errr ... excuse me ... nature calls
Posted by: ya2adup at September 14, 2010 02:33 PM (0AClR)
Lets face it, none of the morons could afford any of the moronettes. There isn't enough money for that to happen. Have you seen their pictures!!!!???
It's the medical bill from the STD clinic afterwards that's the real kicker.Just wash your junk and it will go away.
Posted by: US Health Dept, African Division at September 14, 2010 02:33 PM (AQxTm)
Posted by: The Anagrammer at September 14, 2010 02:33 PM (bhsUR)
They're like $2 at MonoPrice.com. But of course AoS morons are too dumb to find that.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 14, 2010 02:33 PM (p05LM)
Pretty soon I'll have the whole $3.75 . That's for a full hour, right?
Multiply that by 5,000 and you're set, sugar.
Hey, I watched worked the for Heidi Fleiss movie. I think I know what I'm doing.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at September 14, 2010 06:30 PM (pLTLS)
FIFY.
Posted by: PoontangGuy at September 14, 2010 02:34 PM (YVZlY)
Posted by: CoolCzech at September 14, 2010 02:35 PM (tJjm/)
Posted by: curious at September 14, 2010 02:35 PM (p302b)
Posted by: Kemp at September 14, 2010 02:35 PM (AQxTm)
Posted by: CoolCzech at September 14, 2010 02:36 PM (tJjm/)
Finding a clit? Yep.
Posted by: EmilyM. at September 14, 2010 06:24 PM (zDZdp)
True dat. All the sorority sisters used to call on good ol' Emily M. when they had any difficulty in finding the on switch.
Posted by: stuiec at September 14, 2010 02:36 PM (7AOgy)
fapfapfapfap___________________(awe shit.....) it's stuck in the neck of the bottle of Jameson's........needa little help here.......
Posted by: mel gibson on a bender at September 14, 2010 02:36 PM (33phe)
what he doesn't know is, that "woman"...is a man after surgery, I can't wait to see when he exactly figures this out
I like the cut of that jib.
Posted by: andrew sullivan at September 14, 2010 02:36 PM (iYvha)
Katya, do you live up to your state's reputation?
Idiots Out Walking Around?
Not me. I'm from Missouri. I'm the only sane person here.
Posted by: katya, the designated driver at September 14, 2010 02:37 PM (sCGHM)
Posted by: LAI at September 14, 2010 02:37 PM (9d7dC)
I was so pissed when NBC ditched Super Bowl II for that.
Posted by: toby928 at September 14, 2010 06:36 PM (S5YRY)
"Yodel-La-Dee-Who-Will-Do-It-With-Anybody-For-The-Right-Price!"
Posted by: stuiec at September 14, 2010 02:37 PM (7AOgy)
Posted by: George Orwell at September 14, 2010 02:38 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: Kemp at September 14, 2010 06:35 PM (AQxTm)
8:00 EDT
Posted by: ya2adup at September 14, 2010 02:38 PM (0AClR)
Posted by: stuiec at September 14, 2010 06:36 PM (7AOgy)
Dude, you think I'm smart enough to get into college?
Anyway, this was fun in the middle of a stressful day, but I've got to get back to productive things.
But seriously, fuck you all and the goats you rode in on.
Posted by: EmilyM. at September 14, 2010 02:38 PM (zDZdp)
Posted by: LAI at September 14, 2010 06:37 PM (9d7dC)
Is Castle better than Coons? Yes.
Is O'Donnell better than Coons? Yes.
Know how I know? Because Coons is a Democrat.
Posted by: stuiec at September 14, 2010 02:38 PM (7AOgy)
Posted by: Christine O'Donnel at September 14, 2010 02:38 PM (xtAfO)
Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at September 14, 2010 02:39 PM (wd0Iq)
Posted by: The Goats at September 14, 2010 02:39 PM (tJjm/)
Dude, you think I'm smart enough to get into college?
Posted by: EmilyM. at September 14, 2010 06:38 PM (zDZdp)
Work clit-finding into your application essay and you're a shoo-in. Especially at Mills or Barnard.
Posted by: stuiec at September 14, 2010 02:39 PM (7AOgy)
Posted by: crab people at September 14, 2010 06:33 PM (S5YRY)
Hey. We're with ya'.
Posted by: Gonad People at September 14, 2010 02:40 PM (WsV5T)
Posted by: Mel Gibson at September 14, 2010 02:40 PM (Snu7z)
Posted by: CoolCzech at September 14, 2010 02:40 PM (tJjm/)
Posted by: The Fucking Chinese - deal with it at September 14, 2010 02:41 PM (YVZlY)
Only four years to get an Associate's Degree? Sweet.
Posted by: Herr "Juan Pablo" Morgenholz at September 14, 2010 02:41 PM (WUpAX)
Nosferatu ... err ... Nostradamus speaks!
Posted by: ya2adup at September 14, 2010 02:42 PM (0AClR)
Posted by: YRM (The Youngest Ace Commentor-Go Bucs!, Go Rays!, Go Castle!-Wait...)
Um...how old are you?
He's old enough to make stupid a fuckinig habit.
Posted by: redstatedeb at September 14, 2010 02:42 PM (CluUg)
Posted by: Christine O'Donnell at September 14, 2010 02:42 PM (tJjm/)
Posted by: George Orwell at September 14, 2010 06:38 PM (AZGON)
Yes, while the talent unions bitch about how the producers and studios are screwing them, the pirates get to profit from their work and not pay them a dime. The talent unions might be better off striking the pirates instead of the studios next time.
Posted by: stuiec at September 14, 2010 02:42 PM (7AOgy)
Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at September 14, 2010 02:42 PM (wd0Iq)
Posted by: Christine O'Donnell at September 14, 2010 02:42 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: /b/ at September 14, 2010 02:43 PM (F6+/O)
Nobody ever has a meet-up in Iowa so I hate all of you.
Hard to put together a meet-up when 90% of potential participants are unable to read an invitation.
Hey, if it was easy it would be your mom.
Posted by: Drill_Thrawl at September 14, 2010 02:43 PM (2vLZo)
Posted by: George Orwell at September 14, 2010 02:43 PM (AZGON)
Posted by: Mike Castle at September 14, 2010 02:44 PM (xtAfO)
Posted by: mel gibson on a bender at September 14, 2010 02:44 PM (33phe)
-----------------------------------------
Yes, but a busy low info independent voter will not be able to tell the difference between the two on a number of major issues. The democrats will praise the bipartisan Castle, and the average voters may conclude that there may not be much difference!
Posted by: LAI at September 14, 2010 02:44 PM (9d7dC)
852 If you're an illegal immigrant and can make it through four years of community college with a passing average you're an American citizen.
Maybe that should apply to voters.
Chist,you moron, like there's a fucking difference. They're called Democrats..
Posted by: redstatedeb at September 14, 2010 02:45 PM (CluUg)
Posted by: toby928 at September 14, 2010 06:38 PM (S5YRY)
It wasn't the Super Bowl ...but thanks for playing!
Posted by: ya2adup at September 14, 2010 02:45 PM (0AClR)
Hey, if Christine O'Donnell loses the primary, will MSNBC let her keep her newsreader job?
Posted by: reason at September 14, 2010 02:45 PM (V40IZ)
Posted by: mpfs at September 14, 2010 02:46 PM (iYbLN)
Posted by: Lincolntf at September 14, 2010 02:46 PM (EHI/u)
Posted by: LAI at September 14, 2010 02:46 PM (9d7dC)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 14, 2010 02:46 PM (c0A3e)
Helps him get the taste out of his mouth.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 14, 2010 02:47 PM (WUpAX)
Posted by: Mel Gibson at September 14, 2010 06:40 PM (Snu7z)
no shit, sherlock. you can't try that sober.......now you will get on your knees and blow me...
i am such a moran....
Posted by: mel gibson on a bender at September 14, 2010 02:47 PM (33phe)
Posted by: LAI at September 14, 2010 06:46 PM (9d7dC)
He's 71. He could, you know, RETIRE.
Posted by: stuiec at September 14, 2010 02:48 PM (7AOgy)
Posted by: CoolCzech at September 14, 2010 02:49 PM (tJjm/)
My favorite like that was a homo I know telling me a guy across the room was gay. I asked him how he knew and he said "Look at him. The little bitch is going to trip over the hangers if he tries any harder."
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 14, 2010 02:49 PM (WUpAX)
At least Ace had sense enough (I hope) to leave and go watch pron or something. What a bunch of wankers.
I say that lovingly. Not.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 14, 2010 02:49 PM (UOM48)
870 BTW, if Mike Castle loses the primary, what would he do? Become a lobbyist.
He'll become a fucking Independent or a Libertarian. Whatever he can do to fuck us all yet again.
Posted by: redstatedeb at September 14, 2010 02:51 PM (CluUg)
My wife and I are having a staring contest over who is going to cook. I think I'm losing.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 14, 2010 02:51 PM (WUpAX)
Posted by: reason at September 14, 2010 02:51 PM (V40IZ)
Posted by: Downsized Upscale at September 14, 2010 06:47 PM (IhHdM)
Let's have an amendment that requires proof of legal residency for any money transfers -- including the Western Union deals at the bodegas and mercados -- out of or into the USA. Be a shame if the only way illegal aliens could ship money back home was in person, wouldn't it?
Posted by: stuiec at September 14, 2010 02:51 PM (7AOgy)
Posted by: katya, the designated driver at September 14, 2010 02:51 PM (sCGHM)
Posted by: reason at September 14, 2010 06:51 PM (V40IZ)
...........
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 14, 2010 02:52 PM (WUpAX)
Posted by: ya2adup
Indeed. There goes the neighborhood. Next thing it'll be ewoks.
Posted by: Blue Hen at September 14, 2010 02:52 PM (1O93r)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 14, 2010 06:51 PM (WUpAX)
She's only blinking her real eye. She can keep that glass one open all night long.
Posted by: stuiec at September 14, 2010 02:52 PM (7AOgy)
Castle just reminds me of one of those quys who would take an enormous dump in the men's room and not wash his hands then go in the dining room and pick his teeth. Ewwwwwwwww.
What's wrong with that?
Posted by: Barny Frank at September 14, 2010 02:52 PM (WsV5T)
Posted by: sTevo at September 14, 2010 02:52 PM (VMcEw)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at September 14, 2010 02:53 PM (L8kaT)
Posted by: reason at September 14, 2010 06:51 PM (V40IZ)
That'll teach her to skip out of an overextended thread!
Posted by: ya2adup at September 14, 2010 02:53 PM (0AClR)
I know Castle is gay 'cause his wifes dick tastes like shit.....
Posted by: Christine's cameltoe at September 14, 2010 02:53 PM (33phe)
I won. And by won I mean she's not cooking.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 14, 2010 02:54 PM (WUpAX)
Sweet Jeebus. Make dinner, serve dinner, eat dinner and you ass wipes are still on this useless thread?
STFU and do the dishes, woman!
Posted by: garrett at September 14, 2010 02:54 PM (HcvB0)
Posted by: evil libertarian at September 14, 2010 02:54 PM (JxrBB)
tongue-punch dogs in their fart-boxes
That's just pure poetry right there.
Posted by: Paulitics at September 14, 2010 06:48 PM (msN6j)
Posted by: The Chickenâ„¢ at September 14, 2010 02:55 PM (UEJ97)
Posted by: George Orwell at September 14, 2010 06:43 PM (AZGON)
Oh, I know what fucktards the union leaders are for the writers and the actors. (Though the actors are starting to smarten up.) They're all hung up on the romance of their Communist forebears standing up to the moguls. They evidence no acknowledgment of how the real world works today.
Posted by: stuiec at September 14, 2010 02:56 PM (7AOgy)
"That'll teach her to skip out of an overextended thread!"
Damn straight. Ctrl-F, you lazy knob-goblins...
Posted by: reason at September 14, 2010 02:56 PM (V40IZ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 14, 2010 06:56 PM (UOM4
But you're married, so it doesn't matter.
Posted by: stuiec at September 14, 2010 02:56 PM (7AOgy)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at September 14, 2010 02:57 PM (L8kaT)
My wife and I are having a staring contest over who is going to cook. I think I'm losing.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz
Moronic recipes to the rescue!
take a piece of bread, season one with peanut butter to taste.
Take another and garnish with jelly, jam preserves, or that jar of whateverthehellthatstuffislurkingonthedoorofthefridge
combine ingredients.
viola!
Next week, the secrets of ice cubes will be revealed.
Take that Vic and your fru fru spagetti
Posted by: Blue Hen at September 14, 2010 02:57 PM (1O93r)
Posted by: CoolCzech
hitting a mentally defective gutterslut is a crime buddy.
If that was true meggie mac's bigassed tits would never have seen the light of day. And we know that ain't the case. Those puppies have seen more sunspots than Mars.
Posted by: redstatedeb at September 14, 2010 02:57 PM (CluUg)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 14, 2010 02:57 PM (c0A3e)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 14, 2010 06:54 PM (WUpAX)
You tastebuds thank you, your stomach thanks you, and as for your colon, that goes without saying.
Posted by: stuiec at September 14, 2010 02:58 PM (7AOgy)
I'll have you know I'm a fine cook. I'm toasting the bread now. Whole wheat!
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 14, 2010 02:58 PM (WUpAX)
Yeah, me neither.
Anyways, those places where people can just upload stuff have some really out there stuff-guys trussed up, blindfolded, ball-gagged and suspended from the ceiling getting jacked off by a fat girl who then pleasures three hulking black dudes in front of him and then....oh, where was I?
Never watch that sort of thing. Anybody here got a 60 psi suction pump and about ten feet of hospital-grade dressing they would be willing to sell? It's for a....project.
Posted by: Mike Castle at September 14, 2010 02:59 PM (Snu7z)
Posted by: Racefan at September 14, 2010 03:00 PM (9CzcB)
I'll have you know I'm a fine cook. I'm toasting the bread now. Whole wheat!
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz
I'm not that bad myself. I know this great recipe for fried chicken and..... Oh my God!! I have become a monster!!!!!
Posted by: Blue Hen at September 14, 2010 03:00 PM (1O93r)
If that was true meggie mac's bigassed tits would never have seen the light of day. And we know that ain't the case. Those puppies have seen more sunspots than Mars.
Does that mean she has an "O" face? (oh! oh! oh! oh!)
Posted by: she does at September 14, 2010 03:01 PM (33phe)
If I announce I'm burning a Holy Bible on Christmas Day, will Obama comment, Gates call and the FBI visit?
Speaking of the Holy Bible, I've not found a recorded instance where Obama used the word Holy directly in front of Bible. I've also failed to find a recorded instance where Obama spoke the word Koran without putting Holy in front of Koran.
Posted by: Meremortal at September 14, 2010 03:01 PM (7FgWm)
Posted by: el mao at September 14, 2010 06:59 PM (RZ5o3)
Yeah, we all know the only base you can get to, loser.
Posted by: redstatedeb at September 14, 2010 03:01 PM (CluUg)
Who's with me?!
Posted by: embittered redleg at September 14, 2010 06:53 PM (se2Ta)
Depends on whose bust, and will it be fully bared?
Posted by: stuiec at September 14, 2010 03:01 PM (7AOgy)
Posted by: ya2adup at September 14, 2010 03:01 PM (0AClR)
Posted by: Soona at September 14, 2010 03:01 PM (WsV5T)
Yeah, but retard drool and tears make a great lubricant. Just ask laceyunderalls.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at September 14, 2010 03:02 PM (/xntB)
Posted by: Blue Hen at September 14, 2010 07:00 PM (1O93r)
Don't cook tonight --
Call Chicken Delight!!
Posted by: stuiec at September 14, 2010 03:02 PM (7AOgy)
Posted by: Blue Hen at September 14, 2010 07:00 PM (1O93r)
If it's fried, it damn well better be on a stick!
Posted by: everyone in Iowa at September 14, 2010 03:02 PM (YVZlY)
Posted by: ya2adup
And then we listen to the up to date sophisticated presentation of the results. In between the farm reports and maritime conditions in the bay.
Posted by: Blue Hen at September 14, 2010 03:03 PM (1O93r)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at September 14, 2010 03:03 PM (L8kaT)
Newbie! Any old-timer knows we don't wear underwear!
Posted by: Y-not at September 14, 2010 03:03 PM (osFsP)
Posted by: Lincolntf at September 14, 2010 03:03 PM (EHI/u)
Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at September 14, 2010 03:04 PM (wd0Iq)
It gives me hope that there are 23 pages of raging anger and snark directed her way.
Oh, and the pics of Barry chowing down on fried chicken, burgers and ice cream are an added plus.
The LA Times. Who knew?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 14, 2010 03:04 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Rickshaw Jack at September 14, 2010 03:04 PM (vTswu)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 14, 2010 06:51 PM (WUpAX)
Any man who cooks for a woman is cooter whipped!
Posted by: Rachel Ray at September 14, 2010 03:04 PM (v1gw3)
Posted by: The Carrot at September 14, 2010 03:05 PM (tJjm/)
hitting a mentally defective gutterslut is a crime
Yeah, well I'd rather be a criminal than a virgin, so fuck off.
Posted by: redstatedeb at September 14, 2010 03:05 PM (CluUg)
Posted by: el mao at September 14, 2010 06:59 PM (RZ5o3)
Yeah, we all know the only base you can get to, loser.
Posted by: redstatedeb
That's when he can stay within the baseline. And lose the cleats idiot! It's a figure of speech!!
Posted by: Blue Hen at September 14, 2010 03:05 PM (1O93r)
If it's fried, it damn well better be on a stick!
Posted by: everyone in Iowa at September 14, 2010 07:02 PM (YVZlY)
If it's food, it damn well better be fried!
Posted by: everyone at the Texas State Fair at September 14, 2010 03:06 PM (7AOgy)
Posted by: CoolCzech at September 14, 2010 03:06 PM (tJjm/)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 14, 2010 03:06 PM (9Cooa)
I told Christine O'Donnell to blow me. She is suing me for six million dollars. Posted by: Mel Gibson at September 14, 2010 06:40 PM (Snu7z)
You should have called her "Sugar-Tits" first.
Now you'll kindly blow me.
Posted by: Mel's Attorney at September 14, 2010 03:06 PM (wFMDa)
Fire can't melt steel!
Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at September 14, 2010 07:05 PM (5gZ0w)
Blue Fire can!
Posted by: Michael Moore's flaming blue dart at September 14, 2010 03:07 PM (YVZlY)
Posted by: MSM at September 14, 2010 03:07 PM (V40IZ)
Any man who cooks for a woman is cooter whipped!
Posted by: Rachel Ray at September 14, 2010 07:04 PM (v1gw3)
The funny thing is, Rachel Ray's husband doesn't cook but he's the most cooter-whipped specimen I've ever seen.
Posted by: everyone at the Texas State Fair at September 14, 2010 03:07 PM (7AOgy)
Posted by: CoolCzech at September 14, 2010 03:08 PM (tJjm/)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 14, 2010 07:06 PM (9Cooa)
Not the helium part. She sounds like she gargles with steel wool.
Posted by: stuiec at September 14, 2010 03:09 PM (7AOgy)
"Rachel Ray is like Peppermint Patty on helium and cocaine."
She's got a mouth only a cock could love.
And I should know....
*tee hee hee*
Posted by: Oprah at September 14, 2010 03:09 PM (wFMDa)
Not one of you morons will get the opportunity to see my ass in all it's unveiled splendor. It's only for private viewing by my specials senor's.
Posted by: Ines Sainz, Azteca TV at September 14, 2010 03:09 PM (v1gw3)
Okay. We heard you. Now STFU.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 14, 2010 03:09 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 14, 2010 03:10 PM (9Cooa)
Posted by: CoolCzech at September 14, 2010 07:08 PM (tJjm/)
Damn you for that image!
Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at September 14, 2010 03:10 PM (YVZlY)
Posted by: CoolCzech at September 14, 2010 07:08 PM (tJjm/)
I only ever saw the hair on her back...but I had my eyes closed most of the time..
Posted by: redstatedeb at September 14, 2010 03:10 PM (CluUg)
Posted by: CoolCzech at September 14, 2010 03:10 PM (tJjm/)
My wife and I are having a staring contest over who is going to cook. I think I'm losing.
I'm pretty sure they don't make blow-up dolls that blink, so yeah- you're going to lose.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at September 14, 2010 03:10 PM (plsiE)
Posted by: Meremortal at September 14, 2010 03:11 PM (7FgWm)
Aw, shit. The lil' Iranian hiker hippie chick is thanking everyone.
Okay. We heard you. Now STFU.
she didn't thank God or Jesus.
Posted by: non-believer at September 14, 2010 03:11 PM (33phe)
Posted by: CoolCzech
It's a shame about that tie in the taste test between them.
Posted by: Blue Hen at September 14, 2010 03:11 PM (1O93r)
Watch for a package from 'Poopsenders.'
Posted by: nickless at September 14, 2010 07:01 PM (MMC8r)
"Why send Poop, when you can send 'Queef in a Cantm'?
Birthdays, Anniversaries, Graduations, Mother's Day, Father's Day, Valentine's Day, Arbor Day, Any Day!
'Queef in a Cantm'- because Pussy Farts are always a welcome gift!"
Posted by: This Message Sposored by Queef in a Can corp. at September 14, 2010 03:11 PM (HcvB0)
"Turn Laura W. over and you'll see her "o" face."
Her tail pipe looks like Obama?
I learned something today........
Posted by: David Ass Rod at September 14, 2010 03:11 PM (wFMDa)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 14, 2010 03:11 PM (9Cooa)
Posted by: katya, the designated driver at September 14, 2010 03:11 PM (sCGHM)
Posted by: Paulitics at September 14, 2010 03:12 PM (msN6j)
Posted by: mel gibson tell you to blow him at September 14, 2010 03:12 PM (33phe)
You have to tilt them back and forth, dipshit.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 14, 2010 03:13 PM (Id8Tt)
Posted by: ya2adup at September 14, 2010 03:13 PM (0AClR)
Posted by: Blue Hen at September 14, 2010 03:13 PM (1O93r)
It was like a perpetual motion machine. Motion of the hands and mouths that is, not motion of the cars.
The impasse came to an eventual conclusion but not without smoke coming out of my ears and a passing thought of renting a helicopter.
Since that time I have not been nearly as angry with Delaware.
Posted by: Robert at September 14, 2010 03:14 PM (cd6Ip)
Posted by: Katie Couric at September 14, 2010 03:14 PM (tJjm/)
Rachel Ray is three years away from catching her husband cheating on her.
The only question that remains is, will he be with Tyler Florence or Ted Allen?
Posted by: reason at September 14, 2010 03:14 PM (+hPIb)
That's cool, except you're the house he's sitting around, katya.
Posted by: Cahrles Jhonson (master of Internets) at September 14, 2010 03:14 PM (c0A3e)
You have to tilt them back and forth, dipshit.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 14, 2010 07:13 PM (Id8Tt)
Word!
Posted by: the guy in the park with the mannequin at September 14, 2010 03:14 PM (YVZlY)
i am purging my own RINO's......
Posted by: mel gibson tell you to blow him at September 14, 2010 03:15 PM (33phe)
It was like a perpetual motion machine. Motion of the hands and mouths that is, not motion of the cars.
If we were watching that via you-tube, that would have been funny. Stuck behind them, not so much.
Posted by: Blue Hen at September 14, 2010 03:15 PM (1O93r)
Okay. We heard you. Now STFU.
Yeah? The stupid whore can say thanks by paying us back the half mil we spent getting her dumb ass out of there. Hey! Let's hike right on the Iranian border!!1!!
Posted by: redstatedeb at September 14, 2010 03:15 PM (CluUg)
Posted by: the guy in the park with the mannequin at September 14, 2010 03:15 PM (YVZlY)
Posted by: mel gibson tell you to blow him at September 14, 2010 03:15 PM (33phe)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 14, 2010 03:16 PM (c0A3e)
For gawd's sake, it's the outhouse of Pennsylvania.
Posted by: mpfs at September 14, 2010 03:16 PM (iYbLN)
It was like a perpetual motion machine. Motion of the hands and mouths that is, not motion of the cars.
The impasse came to an eventual conclusion but not without smoke coming out of my ears and a passing thought of renting a helicopter.
Since that time I have not been nearly as angry with Delaware.
Hey, I had important things to talk about. We're talking SHOES here, so fuck off, buddy!!
Posted by: Chick in SUV with cell phone at September 14, 2010 03:16 PM (5gZ0w)
For gawd's sake, it's the outhouse of Pennsylvania.
I thought they shit in their own state and called it Philly.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 14, 2010 03:17 PM (Id8Tt)
you know why all the rethug chicks are hotties?
so they can make me a sammich
but first they will blow me.....the line to suck my dick starts to the left
the kitchen is to the right
Posted by: navycopjoe (hungry and armed) at September 14, 2010 03:17 PM (gg4j2)
Posted by: reason at September 14, 2010 03:18 PM (+hPIb)
Posted by: redstatedeb at September 14, 2010 03:19 PM (CluUg)
you know why all the rethug chicks are hotties?
so they can make me a sammich
but first they will blow me.....the line to suck my dick starts to the left
the kitchen is to the right
Hey, let me blow you first, THEN make a sandwich...with plenty of mayo. Eat hearty, shithead
Posted by: Chick in SUV with cell phone at September 14, 2010 03:19 PM (5gZ0w)
Posted by: tsj017 at September 14, 2010 03:19 PM (vOH26)
Posted by: flaccid mel gibson at September 14, 2010 03:20 PM (33phe)
Posted by: ace at September 14, 2010 04:37 PM (KUUXH)
well fuck, every town has a village idiot......... hell Mayberry has Otis...........
like him or not Bl*zer was ours.
Posted by: Racefan at September 14, 2010 03:20 PM (9CzcB)
That's why we carry the handgun in the glove box. Pull it out, shoot out each of their front tires, and proceed!
Posted by: ya2adup at September 14, 2010 03:21 PM (0AClR)
Posted by: Tom Tancredo at September 14, 2010 03:21 PM (7FgWm)
On Monday I never ask anyone how their weekend was for the same reason as previously stated.
Posted by: Pelayo at September 14, 2010 03:21 PM (QLmzi)
I'm a cocksucker and proud. Or rather, I have a happy husband
Who's the chick making him happy and how much does he pay her? Very understanding of you though, most wives would be jealous.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at September 14, 2010 03:22 PM (plsiE)
Great, a Chicago cocksucker.
Nothing new about that...probably wants a pickle on his wiener before he'll eat it.
Posted by: garrett at September 14, 2010 03:22 PM (HcvB0)
Posted by: Sekhmet at September 14, 2010 03:23 PM (5gZ0w)
"Ghey Faux" is Mike Castle's nom de flamer
Posted by: ya2adup at September 14, 2010 03:24 PM (0AClR)
Posted by: Sekhmet at September 14, 2010 07:23 PM (5gZ0w)
Yeah, or expend all that energy chewing food...
Posted by: redstatedeb at September 14, 2010 03:24 PM (CluUg)
Your dad bites the warts off your mom's dick.
Posted by: Noticer of Things at September 14, 2010 03:25 PM (aOKEC)
Posted by: gator at September 14, 2010 03:26 PM (aOKEC)
1028 michelle o called, she wants you to check your tongue, she thinks that's where she left the string to her kotex
Posted by: navycopjoe (hungry and armed) at September 14, 2010 03:26 PM (gg4j2)
I want you to bend over and toss your own salad until your neck breaks as your head slides up your well-used asshole
Posted by: Sekhmet at September 14, 2010 03:26 PM (5gZ0w)
Your dad bites the warts off your mom's dick.
Posted by: Noticer of Things at September 14, 2010 07:25 PM (aOKEC)
i'd hit it.......
Posted by: Ace's dead grandmother at September 14, 2010 03:27 PM (33phe)
It's like a midget cluster fuck. I don't want to watch, but I just can't help myself.
Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at September 14, 2010 03:28 PM (xMKKV)
On Monday I never ask anyone how their weekend was for the same reason as previously stated.
Posted by: Pelayo at September 14, 2010 07:21 PM (QLmzi)
What would really drive you crazy is their nickname for you: L'il Miss Sunshine
Posted by: ya2adup at September 14, 2010 03:30 PM (0AClR)
Posted by: Just another butthead at September 14, 2010 03:30 PM (WsV5T)
Posted by: Ace's dead grandmother at September 14, 2010 03:31 PM (33phe)
It was like a perpetual motion machine. Motion of the hands and mouths that is, not motion of the cars.
The impasse came to an eventual conclusion but not without smoke coming out of my ears and a passing thought of renting a helicopter.
Since that time I have not been nearly as angry with Delaware.
Posted by: Robert at September 14, 2010 07:14 PM (cd6Ip)
Your mistake was in assuming that they were motioning to each other to go ahead. They were all on a 4-way phone call and waving to each other as they talked.
Posted by: stuiec at September 14, 2010 03:32 PM (7AOgy)
Posted by: Just another butthead at September 14, 2010 07:30 PM (WsV5T)
And what's wrong with goat's ass, sheep fucker?
Posted by: redstatedeb at September 14, 2010 03:32 PM (CluUg)
But it takes a real man to do the same to a gal like Michelle. I got those essential attitudes and endowments."
No self-respect, sightless eyes, no olfactory gland, and an iron gag reflex?
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at September 14, 2010 03:33 PM (xy9wk)
Posted by: ya2adup at September 14, 2010 03:34 PM (0AClR)
Posted by: ya2adup
Amen.
Posted by: Blue Hen at September 14, 2010 03:39 PM (1O93r)
Posted by: Pelayo at September 14, 2010 03:52 PM (QLmzi)
Posted by: Meremortal at September 14, 2010 04:09 PM (7FgWm)
Posted by: A Dung Beetle at September 14, 2010 05:40 PM (MMC8r)
JosefK., is that you?
(Oh, and who the **** is Bl*zer?)
Posted by: Mary in LA at September 14, 2010 04:37 PM (NGf/6)
Posted by: ya2adup
Not like that! You use both hands at once and your best Vulcan poker face, and say, "F*** off and prosper".
Posted by: Mary in LA at September 14, 2010 04:38 PM (NGf/6)
Fine, I hate you all with the white-hot flames of a thousand supernovae. Eat my sneakers.
Posted by: Mary in LA at September 14, 2010 04:40 PM (NGf/6)
Posted by: J2 at September 14, 2010 04:45 PM (DCdSz)
Posted by: fluffy at September 14, 2010 04:47 PM (WXcFY)
I know it ain't just me.
Posted by: TheGhostWhoWalks at September 14, 2010 05:04 PM (uOfUJ)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 14, 2010 05:11 PM (1c1AI)
Posted by: 1idvet at September 14, 2010 05:17 PM (iMyIW)
Hey Wyatt, good to see you. Tell your son good job on fixing the link in your nic. How do I know it was your son? Because you're not smart enough to fix it yourself. So it was either your son or your wife. And since your wife was with me all last night, well that pretty much narrows it down doesn't it?
About the flame war being scheduled when you wern't around, again...funny how that works huh?
Posted by: Ed at September 14, 2010 05:28 PM (Zsqn4)
So, that explains the chlamydia . . .
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 14, 2010 05:40 PM (1c1AI)
Uh, I gave her a hell of a lot more than chlamydia. You might want to get yourself checked out.
Oh, I also gave her multiple orgasams. You're welcome.
But seriously though, get yourself checked out. I didn't spray bactine on my junk like I usually do when she shows up, so you probably got the package infection deal.
Posted by: Ed at September 14, 2010 06:05 PM (Zsqn4)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 14, 2010 06:20 PM (1c1AI)
Posted by: Wyatt Earpat September 14, 2010 10:20 PM (1c1AI)
Hey, don't be so hard on yourself. Keep telling yourself that *snort* size doesn't matter. Really, she's with you because you cuddle so well and listen to her feeeeelings.
OK, flaming is done. I'm going to bed. You can come up with whatever flacid response you want. Just consider my hypothetical response to be devestatingly cutting and we can call it even.
Good night.
And lets hope Christine O'Donnell wins the election.
Posted by: ed at September 15, 2010 02:35 AM (Zsqn4)
Posted by: jordan at October 17, 2010 05:25 AM (akHhg)
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