January 27, 2010
— Slublog Tonight, in his first official State of the Union, President Barack Obama is going to explain "why he thinks the American people are angry and frustrated."
Hilarity sure to ensue.
Let's face it - this is likely going to be a tedious speech (as most SOTUs are) in which Obama outlines new and interesting ways to spend our money, but we here at the AOSHQ are here to help you get through it. First, there will be live-blogging with the usual suspects at the helm. No word on whether special guest stars such as Peggy Noonan, Chris Matthews will show up.
Since it's a good bet that at least 99.4% of you will be in possession of an alcoholic beverage of some sort, various writers are offering various games that, if the rules are followed, are sure to make you regret playing. Seriously, don't play these. It's not like they're just handing out replacement livers.
The Huffington Post - don't let the website keep you away. This one is pretty funny.
The San Francisco Chronicle - Funny, but this one requires actual physical activity at times, so it's not exactly Moron Nation-friendly.
S.E. Cupp - The most moron-friendly of the bunch.
For those who are not drinking-inclined, how about a game of bingo? I've created this one (pdf), and Nom de Plume was nice enough to send us the one available below the jump, which was great since I was too lazy to create multiple cards.
We hope this is enough to help you endure listening to Obama attempt populism for an hour.
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Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 27, 2010 06:05 AM (mR7mk)
Posted by: alexthechick at January 27, 2010 06:05 AM (8WZWv)
Posted by: Jewells at January 27, 2010 06:07 AM (l/N7H)
Posted by: Pixy Misa at January 27, 2010 06:07 AM (2yngH)
What's the over/under onthe number of times Nancy pops up out her seat like a fucking puppet on a string?
Posted by: wiserbud at January 27, 2010 06:07 AM (IHbof)
Posted by: taylork at January 27, 2010 06:08 AM (4jZ56)
The Rangers are playing tonight.
Posted by: the real joe at January 27, 2010 06:08 AM (WjerO)
Posted by: taylork at January 27, 2010 06:09 AM (4jZ56)
I'm so excited. We are gonna laugh our asses off.
I too can't handle SOTU speeches - but tonight's will be hilarious.
We get to watch Obama walk the rhetorical tightrope...
& the messiah has no clothes.
Posted by: Pre Paid Sex Monster at January 27, 2010 06:11 AM (0fzsA)
Posted by: HH at January 27, 2010 06:11 AM (1kwr2)
(I keep reading "SOTU" as "STFU", but I have a feeling I'm not wrong.)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 27, 2010 06:11 AM (mR7mk)
Posted by: eman at January 27, 2010 06:12 AM (i/gRH)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 27, 2010 06:12 AM (1Jaio)
Posted by: nevergiveup at January 27, 2010 06:14 AM (0GFWk)
Posted by: taylork at January 27, 2010 06:14 AM (4jZ56)
I think that every time Obammy sez "Let me be clear"..or "I inherited these problems"...SE Cupp should flash her boobies...
...she is moron-friendly after all
Posted by: beedubya at January 27, 2010 06:15 AM (AnTyA)
Posted by: Mikey at January 27, 2010 06:16 AM (TJoID)
Posted by: Twinks at January 27, 2010 06:16 AM (LeFbD)
Had my uber liberal friend, when I said that BO seems to do what Beck predicts said "oh you are so dumb, don't you realize Beck is working for us". I was a little shocked and she said it matter o factly. wonder if this is how they are planning to undermine Beck?
Posted by: curious at January 27, 2010 06:18 AM (p302b)
Any word on who the special guest in the gallery will be? You know, the guy/gal they bring in and then have stand up in the middle of the speech as the President extolls their story. Bertha Lewis?
Ellie Light?
Posted by: wiserbud at January 27, 2010 06:19 AM (tWf3S)
Posted by: nevergiveup at January 27, 2010 06:20 AM (0GFWk)
Posted by: AIG worker at January 27, 2010 06:20 AM (cQyWA)
Posted by: GuyfromNH at January 27, 2010 06:20 AM (GWXuo)
Posted by: curious at January 27, 2010 06:21 AM (p302b)
Any word on who the special guest in the gallery will be?
I read where it was going to be the two soldiers at Ft. Hood who took down Hasan...
...you know..the guy who was allowed to murder 13 of our best and brightest because the fucking idiot we have as CinC has ordered policies of political correctness
Posted by: beedubya at January 27, 2010 06:21 AM (AnTyA)
Posted by: Twinks at January 27, 2010 06:22 AM (LeFbD)
Posted by: GuyfromNH at January 27, 2010 10:20 AM (GWXuo)
Only way to be hotter would be to change her first name to "Pudding."
Posted by: Insomniac at January 27, 2010 06:22 AM (v+QvA)
It's quick sand. The White House is walking right into it.
Posted by: WTFCI at January 27, 2010 06:22 AM (GtYrq)
Posted by: nevergiveup at January 27, 2010 06:23 AM (0GFWk)
Posted by: Naqamel at January 27, 2010 06:24 AM (UMwMT)
Posted by: wiserbud at January 27, 2010 06:25 AM (wWwJR)
Posted by: curious at January 27, 2010 06:26 AM (p302b)
Republican Congresspeople: I will donate to the re-election fund of anyone who gets up and walks out after a lie or smear.
Seconded. Any staffers reading this, I'm good for a Benjamin if your guy stands up and walks out when Wee Wee starts blaming honkeys/bankers/bigtoe/BOOOSH.
Posted by: Dang Straights at January 27, 2010 06:27 AM (fx8sm)
You could add "the past eight years" or variants thereof.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 27, 2010 06:27 AM (v+QvA)
Posted by: RabbitWalker at January 27, 2010 06:27 AM (hfQSj)
Dude... that would be awesome if someone could get Greg Gutfeld or Andy Levy to call her "Puddin'" on Red Eye...
Posted by: Naqamel at January 27, 2010 06:28 AM (UMwMT)
14. Hey, the mother wanted it to be a baby, so under feminist rules it's a baby, at least until she changes her mind, or gets the results of the amniocentesis, or unless she already had one at home. *bleh*
Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 27, 2010 06:28 AM (mR7mk)
Posted by: Delicious Lead Paint at January 27, 2010 06:28 AM (5Ykni)
Posted by: conscious, but in pre-drunk mode at January 27, 2010 06:28 AM (Vu6sl)
My two lib/dem friends I talk about most here are both brilliant in their fields, went to the ivy league and do not know enough to come in out of the rain, literally. At times I think that they would not have eaten in college were it not for me. They would have gotten soaked had I not had the umbrella.
Posted by: curious at January 27, 2010 06:28 AM (p302b)
I like how several folks have drinking games based on what they know he'll say, because this means the WH speechwriters have now read those same games and are scrambling to re-write the speech. (To take out the references or put more in, I don't know.)
You could program those phrases into a "Sound board" type thing and make Instant Obama speeches any time you wanted to. Which would probably be never, but it's a fun idea.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 27, 2010 06:29 AM (eNxMU)
Posted by: rdbrewer at January 27, 2010 06:30 AM (G0BIG)
Lets get smashed on Val-u-rite vodka, say a 50% increase in discretionary consumption tonight, followed by a cold turkey "freeze" for the next 72 hours...pending moron congress approval of course.
Posted by: WTFCI at January 27, 2010 06:30 AM (GtYrq)
Posted by: sTevo at January 27, 2010 06:30 AM (Gvb6g)
Posted by: rdbrewer at January 27, 2010 06:32 AM (G0BIG)
Posted by: Tim at January 27, 2010 06:32 AM (xq7pr)
The Coke-rum ratio is leaning toward "skimpy." It's a school night.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 27, 2010 06:33 AM (mR7mk)
Posted by: taylork at January 27, 2010 06:33 AM (4jZ56)
Posted by: curious at January 27, 2010 06:33 AM (p302b)
Posted by: rdbrewer at January 27, 2010 10:32 AM (G0BIG)
Dude, you suck. Don't ever lose that IP, brew.
Posted by: Dang Straights at January 27, 2010 06:33 AM (fx8sm)
Posted by: TexasJew at January 27, 2010 06:34 AM (dcKUM)
Posted by: curious at January 27, 2010 06:34 AM (p302b)
Posted by: taylork at January 27, 2010 06:35 AM (4jZ56)
Posted by: TexasJew at January 27, 2010 06:36 AM (dcKUM)
D.S., I know man. That's the coolest hash ever.
Posted by: rdbrewer at January 27, 2010 06:36 AM (G0BIG)
Posted by: taylork at January 27, 2010 06:36 AM (4jZ56)
Posted by: Scott J. at January 27, 2010 06:36 AM (NY7mQ)
That's how obama's speeches are written now anyway.
Posted by: Berserker at January 27, 2010 06:36 AM (gWHrG)
"Like President Clinton, only my fat Lesbian cabinet members can keep us safe."
Posted by: TexasJew at January 27, 2010 06:37 AM (dcKUM)
Not going to bother listening/watching, as exciting as it might be to do so. Why subject myself to listening to Him endlessly blame me, and all I hold dear, for the fact that He is a Lying, Incompetent, Semi-Retarded, Communist Douchebag who has already failed worse than any previous president?
Fuck Him.
Posted by: Sharkman at January 27, 2010 06:37 AM (Zj8fM)
Posted by: taylork at January 27, 2010 06:38 AM (4jZ56)
Posted by: rdbrewer at January 27, 2010 06:38 AM (G0BIG)
Posted by: rightzilla at January 27, 2010 06:39 AM (rVJH4)
Posted by: Joy to the whirled at January 27, 2010 06:39 AM (WVBjj)
Posted by: citizen khan at January 27, 2010 06:39 AM (kYTxM)
Posted by: willow at January 27, 2010 06:39 AM (7FgWm)
"Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others!"
Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 27, 2010 06:40 AM (mR7mk)
Funny stuff over there at huffpo...They're hair is on fire over Obumbles and they point out all the same stupid shit we do, unfortunately its for the exact opposite reasons.
Sad.
Posted by: dananjcom at January 27, 2010 06:41 AM (pr+up)
Posted by: 2549 at January 27, 2010 06:41 AM (Pnyge)
Posted by: rdbrewer at January 27, 2010 06:41 AM (G0BIG)
Guess he is being sarcastic?
Posted by: curious at January 27, 2010 06:41 AM (p302b)
Jan. 27 (Bloomberg) -- President Barack Obama will propose extending a temporary tax incentive through 2010 that encourages businesses to accelerate purchases of equipment, an administration official said.
The president will call for renewal of the 50 percent “bonus depreciation” in his State of the Union address tonight, said the official, who spoke on condition of anonymity.
Extending the break, which expired Dec. 31, would save companies that make qualified purchases of equipment such as tractors, wind turbines, solar panels, and computers a collective $38 billion this year and next, the official said.
The economy is saved or created! Those wind turbine and solar panel purchases will turn everything around.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 27, 2010 06:41 AM (1Jaio)
I am not here to discuss the failures of the past year. I am here to point out the many successes of my administration.
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Thank you and good night.
Posted by: President UnPrecedented at January 27, 2010 06:43 AM (IHbof)
Posted by: Rocks at January 27, 2010 06:43 AM (Q1lie)
Posted by: hutch1200 at January 27, 2010 06:44 AM (+L2xU)
Posted by: TexasJew at January 27, 2010 06:44 AM (dcKUM)
84 think He'll drag out the really cool Greek Columns this go around?
I wouldn't be surprised to see the dumbfuck in a Greek toga and a laurel crown
Posted by: beedubya at January 27, 2010 06:44 AM (AnTyA)
Posted by: curious at January 27, 2010 06:45 AM (p302b)
Looks like the proggies in the media are signaling to Obama to act like Reagan.
The left hate Reagan with a boiling passion - but they are happy to attempt to mimic Reagan's "charm".
The problem for the leftwingers is that Reagan was authentic. Obama and his progressives are a fake as the day is long.
Posted by: Pre Paid Sex Monster at January 27, 2010 06:45 AM (0fzsA)
Posted by: rockhead at January 27, 2010 06:45 AM (RykTt)
Posted by: citizen khan at January 27, 2010 10:39 AM (kYTxM)
Instead of teh BORRIORS!
Posted by: rightzilla at January 27, 2010 06:45 AM (rVJH4)
Posted by: sTevo at January 27, 2010 10:44 AM (Gvb6g)
Kind of like the designated driver.
Posted by: conscious, but in pre-drunk mode at January 27, 2010 06:46 AM (Vu6sl)
In anticipation of tonight's tennis match talk, I'm pre-drunk. Not to be confused as high on life. Pre-drunk on empty, CO2 emission filled folderol...
Just kidding, I can't wait to get my drink on. Off to stock the liquor cabinet... hic.
Posted by: anginak at January 27, 2010 06:46 AM (rvknr)
we are frustrated, because we really are too shtupid to recognise how awesome He and His ideas are!
Posted by: willow at January 27, 2010 06:46 AM (7FgWm)
In only one year, he's gone from Laurence Olivier to Lou Costello.
What will the next year bring?
Posted by: TexasJew at January 27, 2010 06:46 AM (dcKUM)
Posted by: rightzilla at January 27, 2010 06:47 AM (rVJH4)
Posted by: curious at January 27, 2010 06:47 AM (p302b)
Posted by: nevergiveup at January 27, 2010 06:47 AM (0GFWk)
http://is.gd/79LAN
There is great material in the link.
Posted by: WTFCI at January 27, 2010 06:47 AM (GtYrq)
Posted by: maddogg at January 27, 2010 06:48 AM (OlN4e)
Posted by: curious at January 27, 2010 06:48 AM (p302b)
Kind of like the designated driver.
Posted by: conscious, but in pre-drunk modeYes, althought I wouldn't recommend any prohibitions.
Posted by: sTevo at January 27, 2010 06:48 AM (Gvb6g)
a/k/a "vodkaboarded... rdbrewer at January 27, 2010 10:38 AM
Consider that GEM stolen!
I'm gonna drop some purple Mescaline tonight. That way I won't miss any of the speech having to to to the bathroom. Although, even w/o any chemicals I might just piss my pants laughing!
Posted by: hutch1200 at January 27, 2010 06:49 AM (+L2xU)
Posted by: willow at January 27, 2010 06:49 AM (7FgWm)
Posted by: curious at January 27, 2010 10:48 AM (p302b)
Obama's bringing checkers to a chess tournament.
Posted by: TexasJew at January 27, 2010 06:49 AM (dcKUM)
NASA is being given over to the climate change dickslaps like Hansen-
the White House will direct NASA to concentrate on Earth-science projects — principally, researching and monitoring climate change
Posted by: Dang Straights at January 27, 2010 06:49 AM (fx8sm)
Why would this be coming up now?
Posted by: curious at January 27, 2010 06:50 AM (p302b)
Posted by: maddogg at January 27, 2010 10:48 AM (OlN4e)
2004 is actually termed "1994" when measured in Dwarf-years.
Posted by: TexasJew at January 27, 2010 06:52 AM (dcKUM)
Any word on who the special guest in the gallery will be? You know, the guy/gal they bring in and then have stand up in the middle of the speech as the President extolls their story.
I heard there was going to be a gay guy (Trevor Yager) sitting with Michelle, as well. I guess so they can show his face when Obama talks about DADT. I guess it's no coincidence that yesterday Mommy in Chief announced all these new services/programs for military families.
Posted by: sydney jane at January 27, 2010 06:53 AM (T8h7U)
I like the idea as well, however, I'm sure the media would report it as proof the the GOP has once again succumbed to Obama's soaring oratory.
Posted by: shibumi at January 27, 2010 06:53 AM (OKZrE)
Posted by: curious at January 27, 2010 10:48 AM (p302b)
Obama's bringing checkers to a chess tournament.
Posted by: TexasJew at January 27, 2010 10:49 AM (dcKUM)
BRRRRRRRRILLIANT!
Posted by: rightzilla at January 27, 2010 06:53 AM (rVJH4)
Speaking of hilarity, I clicked through to the ABC story and found this little gem:
"We need to stop pretending every day in Washington is election day," said Gibbs.
Ya think?
Posted by: Average Jen at January 27, 2010 06:53 AM (fRnux)
117 113 ok, several commentators on radio and tv have referred to him and his presidency as a fascinating chess game. What the hell are they trying to say now?
TOTUS couldn't even figure out how to open the box the chess set comes in on his own
Posted by: beedubya at January 27, 2010 06:53 AM (AnTyA)
Any word on who the special guest in the gallery will be? You know,
the guy/gal they bring in and then have stand up in the middle of the
speech as the President extolls their story. Bertha Lewis?
Charlotte Observer says it's a Chinese woman CEO of software company from Triangle.
Posted by: Kemp at January 27, 2010 06:54 AM (qvT/A)
Posted by: Vile Roman at January 27, 2010 06:54 AM (iBzKc)
Posted by: Jimmy Stewart at January 27, 2010 06:55 AM (GwPRU)
Posted by: Vile Roman at January 27, 2010 10:54 AM (iBzKc)
Yeah. Dubya did beat that to glue.
Posted by: rightzilla at January 27, 2010 06:55 AM (rVJH4)
Zero's economic advisor Robert Reich says non existent Fox News responsible tor 1994 Republican resurgence.
That deserves a thread of it's own. Better than a post about some skank... that's NOT m'chelle, I meant.
Posted by: Dang Straights at January 27, 2010 06:56 AM (fx8sm)
C'mon guys! He just didn't talk to the American people enough. We weren't given enough of his time. He was working hard and didn't think that we needed the level of tutoring that we do. He'll try to explain it better and then we will understand.
If most of the class fails the test, the fault lies with the teacher not the students.
Posted by: dagny at January 27, 2010 06:56 AM (9UmL5)
Posted by: Average Jen at January 27, 2010 06:57 AM (fRnux)
I need to learn more swear words. I appear to have run out.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 27, 2010 06:57 AM (mR7mk)
Posted by: rdbrewer at January 27, 2010 10:55 AM (G0BIG)
John "The Schlong" Edwards is going to sue you for copyright infringement.
Posted by: conscious, but in pre-drunk mode at January 27, 2010 06:57 AM (Vu6sl)
112 Zero's economic advisor Robert Reich
Think he'll get his job back at the Lollipop Guild when Barky gets voted out in 2012?
Posted by: beedubya at January 27, 2010 06:57 AM (AnTyA)
Posted by: Alex at January 27, 2010 06:58 AM (5zJd5)
In only one year, he's gone from Laurence Olivier to Lou Costello.
What will the next year bring?
Posted by: TexasJew at January 27, 2010 10:46 AM (dcKUM)
Why insult Lou Costello that way?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 27, 2010 06:58 AM (1Jaio)
Posted by: rdbrewer at January 27, 2010 06:58 AM (G0BIG)
Posted by: dagny at January 27, 2010 06:59 AM (9UmL5)
Posted by: OregonMuse at January 27, 2010 06:59 AM (hoowK)
Posted by: Alex at January 27, 2010 07:00 AM (5zJd5)
Posted by: taylork at January 27, 2010 07:00 AM (4jZ56)
Posted by: rdbrewer at January 27, 2010 07:00 AM (G0BIG)
Posted by: OregonMuse at January 27, 2010 07:00 AM (hoowK)
Posted by: TexasJew at January 27, 2010 07:02 AM (dcKUM)
Posted by: curious at January 27, 2010 07:02 AM (p302b)
On Obama's bullshit plan to "freeze" some spending.
***Senator Coburn's amendment to cut $120 billion of double payments and wasteful spending was defeated.
Does Congress really think we can afford one more spending binge with a $1.35 trilion deficit this year?***
I wonder if the media will ask Obama about the democrats desire to raise the debt ceiling ? I'm guessing - no.
Posted by: Pre Paid Sex Monster at January 27, 2010 07:02 AM (0fzsA)
Posted by: OregonMuse
laughing, it's so rare that i think of anything before another, congratulate me instead.
Posted by: willow at January 27, 2010 07:03 AM (7FgWm)
Posted by: dagny at January 27, 2010 10:59 AM (9UmL5)
My hash, on the other hand, is totally accurate. Rielle Hunter needs another love child with hillbilly teeth..
Posted by: TexasJew at January 27, 2010 07:05 AM (dcKUM)
I'll bet his explanation will boil down to, Americans are frustrated that I haven't been able to implement the leftist agenda quickly enough.
In other words, he will double down on stupid.
Posted by: OregonMuse at January 27, 2010 07:05 AM (hoowK)
That's one thing I can always count on at AoSHQ: a littany of newfangled put-downs, insults and swearings. Perhaps we should compile a reference sheet. That way I wouldn't feel so uncreative when compelled to refer to someone as just a plain old "asshole" -- I could cross-reference for something more colorful.
Posted by: Vile Roman at January 27, 2010 07:05 AM (iBzKc)
The reaction from O, Reid and Pelosi would be priceless. Especially as the speech wore on. It would be even money on which one of them snapped out first.
Posted by: Josef K. at January 27, 2010 07:07 AM (7+pP9)
The BarackO'Bama:
Pour one ounce of licorice liquor into an old soup can.
Add watermellon seeds...
Slam it down....SCREEEEAAAAM RACIST and pour another!
Posted by: Mixologist at January 27, 2010 07:07 AM (rVJH4)
Posted by: Sam at January 27, 2010 07:10 AM (Cxsey)
Posted by: rdbrewer at January 27, 2010 07:13 AM (G0BIG)
President Kang would be an improvement over Obama... just sayin'
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.
Posted by: Homer Simpson at January 27, 2010 07:13 AM (W0pDg)
Want to get blinding drunk in 10 minutes or so?
Just take a drink every time he moves his head, pauses, and looks the other way.
If you do that, then I'll see you much later tomorrow morning after you wake up. And you will probably be feeling like crap...
Posted by: HH at January 27, 2010 07:14 AM (1kwr2)
There is this: The Stadium Pal!!!
Posted by: CUS at January 27, 2010 07:16 AM (wOGfT)
Posted by: rdbrewer at January 27, 2010 07:16 AM (G0BIG)
Posted by: trentk269 at January 27, 2010 07:17 AM (hYr0p)
Posted by: Jean at January 27, 2010 07:20 AM (mtAmx)
Just leave out the girls' grunts.
Posted by: CUS at January 27, 2010 07:22 AM (wOGfT)
Heh. I feel like crap now. Yesterday, Oregon passed two ballot measures that increases taxes on "the rich" and "businesses". And the vote wasn't even close.
It's depressing to be surrounded by idiots who think that raising taxes in the middle of a recession is good policy.
Posted by: OregonMuse at January 27, 2010 07:30 AM (hoowK)
Posted by: AE at January 27, 2010 07:35 AM (kSfPT)
Posted by: Jean at January 27, 2010 07:42 AM (pIKTP)
@113 ok, several commentators on radio and tv have referred to him and his presidency as a fascinating chess game.
It reminds me more of the poisoned wine scene in Princess Bride.
Posted by: April at January 27, 2010 07:48 AM (b0THY)
Posted by: April at January 27, 2010 07:50 AM (b0THY)
This move will further hurt Obama especially if China start saying, US not going to moon, we try to do that now.
Anyone who also thinks that this money should be use for the poor, NASA is only less than 1 percent of the federal budget. The poor already get 1 trillion in programs and entitlements already.
Posted by: Gary B at January 27, 2010 07:54 AM (1gWfF)
Posted by: Ross at January 27, 2010 08:00 AM (qn82g)
Posted by: wankette at January 27, 2010 08:23 AM (09Yno)
Posted by: Clarence Beeks at January 27, 2010 08:55 AM (YmPwQ)
Nothing new there. My rule of thumb has always been triple the estimates and add another 50% on top of that. Then you'll be close to what its really going to cost.
The real problem is that trying to do something "on the cheap" costs more than doing it right in the first place. If you bid something and always take the lowest bid, you're almost always going be disappointed because that bid was lowballed to get the job and get you locked into that vendor.
The highest bid invariably comes from a guy who doesn't really want that job but if you're willing to pay crazy money, then they'll grudgingly do it. The middle/high bids are almost always the most realistic.
Posted by: Purple Avenger at January 27, 2010 09:55 AM (Yav4x)
"Obama's bringing checkers to a chess tournament."
...and he's set them up like he wants to play GO!.
Posted by: reason at January 27, 2010 10:12 AM (kZVsz)
He is setting himself up to lose 2012 by a landslide.
Posted by: Gary B at January 27, 2010 10:50 AM (1gWfF)
Anyone have an over/under on a necktie tonight?
73% chance of a Perry Como sweater
13% chance of a crackling fireplace vs. podium
43% chance of a new seal; Populist-in-Chief or Avg Joe
18% chance he'll be sipping on a domestic longneck
0% chance there'll be a chorus of "You Lie!!!"
Posted by: Rewrite! at January 27, 2010 11:43 AM (d7Px0)
Posted by: unknown jane at January 27, 2010 11:46 AM (5/yRG)
I would love to see more and more space programs and ventures taken up by private firms. First of all NASA is a govt agency, like all govt agencies it is plagued by the usual bureaucratic issues. A privately run space agency will bore cost efficient and effectively run. That will not happen until there is a private interest to be had in space.
Posted by: Gary B at January 27, 2010 12:56 PM (1gWfF)
There is Awesome.
There is even Be-Awesome.
This isn't either one, but it's a pretty good way to get a chuckle while you're looking for the better stuff.
<a href="http://tinyurl.com/y8bdqx6">Lil' O-Bama!</a>
Starting a brand new miniseries at JBYP!
Posted by: TFMo at January 28, 2010 10:36 PM (xG+Qu)
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