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August 31, 2010

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— LauraW

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Thanks to Andy at Lost Chicken Blog.

Posted by: LauraW at 05:50 AM | Comments (177)
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1 Ack - didn't mean to push you down (though I did link this yesterday). How do I undo my "Publish?"

Posted by: geoff at August 31, 2010 05:52 AM (clc+K)

2 Eh, just leave it geoff, there's not much here anyway.

Posted by: lauraw at August 31, 2010 05:54 AM (Ty05M)

3 Double Ack - I've got to schlep a kid. If you can un-Publish me, please do it.

Posted by: geoff at August 31, 2010 05:54 AM (clc+K)

4 Look at her. I mean...how mad at your fuckin' dick do you have to be?

Posted by: Lt T26 at August 31, 2010 05:55 AM (8EieV)

5 Nobody touch a thing! It's fine!

Posted by: lauraw at August 31, 2010 05:55 AM (Ty05M)

6 Mary Poppins was NOT a documentary, fool.

Posted by: Cathy at August 31, 2010 05:58 AM (Y/X5L)

7 "The Sky is falling!" indeed.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at August 31, 2010 05:58 AM (ndlFj)

I say delete every other post on the blog except this one.

This is the new blog format.

Consumer research has shown people like umbrellas. And pictures.

Posted by: Entropy at August 31, 2010 05:58 AM (IsLT6)

9 There is something really inherant, I'm not sure the word I seek , about the look on here face.

Posted by: gringocachingo at August 31, 2010 05:59 AM (L5VIE)

10 I'm not touching that, either.

Posted by: Y-not, equipped with a 10 foot pole at August 31, 2010 05:59 AM (osFsP)

11 Go ahead Barack. Launch from there.

Posted by: Mary Poppins at August 31, 2010 06:00 AM (0xQOh)

12 That picture is full of FAIL!

Posted by: EC at August 31, 2010 06:00 AM (mAhn3)

13 "Barack will never let you go back to your old life, dry and unamused."

Posted by: bill at August 31, 2010 06:01 AM (30e7d)

14 This reminds me of the picture of him trying to come in through the oval office window.

Posted by: zmdavid at August 31, 2010 06:01 AM (MfYKP)

15 Barry: "For God Sakes get Biden out here! I need help with this problem. Michelle, stop right there, we can't go any further until Uncle Joe gets out here."

Posted by: Jugnuts at August 31, 2010 06:02 AM (r0u40)

16 6. It looks like someone photoshopped the worst. outfit. ever. onto her sturdy frame.
Seriously, I'm not a fashionista -- but good God, woman.
That's basic common sense.

And please, fortheloveofgaia, GET SOME HEELS.
They don't have to be ridiculously high or hard to walk in... but flats are doing NOTHING for you and you are a grownass woman who should at least be able to navigate a pair of 2.5" pumps.

Posted by: Cathy at August 31, 2010 06:02 AM (Y/X5L)

17 I think she's afraid she's going to melt...

Posted by: Gebiv at August 31, 2010 06:02 AM (B1KOc)

18 Harvard Law grads are so much smarter than the rest of us.

Posted by: AmishDude at August 31, 2010 06:03 AM (sslt0)

19 Now we know why they try to control the images coming out of the White House.

Posted by: kallisto at August 31, 2010 06:04 AM (+FkcS)

She's so pretty.

Breathtaking, really.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at August 31, 2010 06:04 AM (l1eNN)

21 The look on her face is pure, unadulterated Auunt Esther.
Hahahahah!

"Why don't you go to the kitchen, put yo' head in the freezer, and make us up some uglysicles?"
-Fred G. Sanford, and the G stands for Good Lookin'

Posted by: Cathy at August 31, 2010 06:04 AM (Y/X5L)

22 #7 Cathy--I saw it captioned yesterday somewhere as "Barry Poppins"

Posted by: PattyAnn at August 31, 2010 06:05 AM (PigKz)

23 Sorry bout the top, Michelle. I drank 6 shots of tequila and ate a bowl of Froot Loops and well, your shirt was there by the toilet...

Posted by: Cathy at August 31, 2010 06:05 AM (Y/X5L)

24 24. AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!
That.
is.
awesome!

Posted by: Cathy at August 31, 2010 06:06 AM (Y/X5L)

25 And please, fortheloveofgaia, GET SOME HEELS.

But then she would tower over our God-Emperor-Messiah-Lightworker.

(in addition to outweighing him comfortably)

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 31, 2010 06:06 AM (poAzP)

26 Really? Seriously?

Posted by: roy_batty at August 31, 2010 06:08 AM (X1CuD)

27 Funniest.pic.ever.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 31, 2010 06:09 AM (UOM48)

28 Our lovely first lady looks like she'd like to cut a bitch. Where's her purse with Barky's balls in it?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 31, 2010 06:10 AM (UOM48)

29 Michelle looks like she ducked down to give the umbrella clearance through the doorway, then looked back to find her husband being a dumbass. Again.

Posted by: Mordart at August 31, 2010 06:10 AM (JOmPD)

30 Go to http://www.michellesmirror.com and read yesterday's post. I know it was mentioned in the sidebar, but you're all morons. Go. Now.b

Posted by: dulce at August 31, 2010 06:10 AM (Z8tGV)

31 I've been telling people for over two years that O'Hussein is an idiot. Now maybe someone will listen & learn

He mouths words and slogans absorbed from others: he's a megaphone, not a critical thinker or intellectual or any sort of thoughtful person.

Locke was right: The mind can be a blank slate, empty and waiting to be written upon.

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at August 31, 2010 06:11 AM (dPcmp)

32 K, I'm a moron too. It's http://www.michellesmirror.com

Posted by: dulce at August 31, 2010 06:12 AM (Z8tGV)

Even though it's black the umbrella must be racist

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 31, 2010 06:12 AM (1Jaio)

34 If you like walking with your umbrella in the air, you can keep walking with your umbrella in the air.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at August 31, 2010 06:12 AM (F5Uas)

35 I've come to expect this from them..is that bad?

Posted by: B. Clinger, Hinterlands, USA at August 31, 2010 06:12 AM (UgQVc)

36 I'm having flashbacks of trying to shove my pet bunny into a Jawa Sandcrawler. Somethin's not right.

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at August 31, 2010 06:12 AM (HaYO4)

37 dulce, linky no worky.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 31, 2010 06:13 AM (UOM48)

38 I AM THE MESSIAH!! I CAN PASS SOLID OBJECTS THROUGH OTHER SOLID OBJECTS... and then you will blow me.

Posted by: Ugrev at August 31, 2010 06:13 AM (862vz)

Just a spoonful of reconciliation helps the health-care medicine go dooooooown.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at August 31, 2010 06:13 AM (WvXvd)

40 and you are a grownass woman who should at least be able to navigate a pair of 2.5" pumps.

Maybe she doesn't want to spend her senior years with ruined feet and ankles.

Nyah.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at August 31, 2010 06:14 AM (1+AMA)

41 As Tammy Bruce said: Somewhere in Kenya a village has lost it's idiot.

Posted by: Quilly Mammmoth at August 31, 2010 06:14 AM (9wR2s)

42 19 I think she's afraid she's going to melt...

Na, run downhill

Posted by: Joe the plumber at August 31, 2010 06:14 AM (1YqVv)

43 Somebody ... somebody ... hand him a pool cue just before he goes through a doorway, and see what happens.

Posted by: Michael Rittenhouse at August 31, 2010 06:14 AM (niGh7)

Just a spoonful of reconciliation helps the health-care medicine go dooooooown.

Not necessary. Just a bit of reeducation should do the trick.

Posted by: Frau Sebelius at August 31, 2010 06:15 AM (l1eNN)

I'm no fashion expert nor play one on TV but Aunt Esther's top and skirt look like a hideously bad combination

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 31, 2010 06:15 AM (1Jaio)

46 ... and he has the launch codes.

Posted by: DebinIowa at August 31, 2010 06:17 AM (UKrYL)

47 Jane D'Oh, try the corrected link @ 34.

Posted by: dulce at August 31, 2010 06:18 AM (Z8tGV)

Someone show this pic to O'Reilley since he prefaces every mention of B+rry with 'He's so intelligent/smart'

Really, you wonder why our economy is so damn messed up, look at the thinking ability of this idiot. He looks like he may have come accross this problem in a book, but is trying to remember the diagrams of how to solve it.

This is your magna cum laude Harvard grad folks.

Posted by: Schwalbe at August 31, 2010 06:18 AM (UU0OF)

49 What I'd give for a really strong gust of wind. And by strong, I mean Earl strong.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 31, 2010 06:20 AM (UOM48)

50 Michelle Obama's face is more like a caricature of her face than her actual face.

Posted by: Crusty at August 31, 2010 06:20 AM (GvSpB)

51 It reminds me of the Far Side cartoon of the kid going to the school for the gifted. The door has a big sign that says pull and the kid is pushing on the door

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 31, 2010 06:20 AM (1Jaio)

52 I am so smart, I am so smart, S M R T, S M R T... I mean S M A R T

Posted by: Barry Sotero at August 31, 2010 06:20 AM (RykTt)

53 "I won."

Posted by: The Umbrella at August 31, 2010 06:21 AM (F5Uas)

54 I'm sure that when this genius sat in with his roundtable of engineers and experts on how to cap the BP well, his input was incredibly valuable.

Posted by: lauraw at August 31, 2010 06:21 AM (Ty05M)

It's a dress not a skirt/blouse combo. She must have worn it before because Redbook has her in that same dress with a "fashion tip": Go floral!

Secondly, she has to wear flats because in heels, she is taller than him.

I don't think they make heels in that size. I swear, it has to be a 13. minimum.

Posted by: dagny at August 31, 2010 06:22 AM (5vVUq)

56 I guess Michelle misunderstood her fashion adviser. Instead of, "You should wear wider skirts" she heard "You should wear tighter skirts".

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at August 31, 2010 06:22 AM (WF5bO)

57 And to think this doofus is going to speak in front of our troops at Ft. Bliss. I hope every one of the soldiers has this image in their mind while Dear Leader is speaking.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 31, 2010 06:22 AM (UOM48)

58 Barry is trying to "Epanstipate" the umbrella

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 31, 2010 06:23 AM (1Jaio)

59 Yep. This guy is just too cool to ridicule.

Posted by: The Outlaw in the Heavenly Hall at August 31, 2010 06:23 AM (E0EDC)

60 Remember all the "he's so cool" crap during the election. Just the bike pic completely refutes that shit.

Posted by: dagny at August 31, 2010 06:25 AM (5vVUq)

Lookout! It looks like she's about to lunge.

Posted by: 4thGenerationBuck at August 31, 2010 06:25 AM (oxLDq)

62 There's a lot of snarkiness stored in that hump. Our LauraW could cross a snark desert.

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 31, 2010 06:25 AM (LtIsn)

63 #31 I KNOW this look. It is the look every black woman gives to her man when he is in the middle of doing something inconceivably stupid. It isn't "cut a bitch", its "you look like a fucking idiot. I am just going to stand here and stare at you as something awful/embarassing/both happens to your goofy ass" Like the one I got from my girl when I kept turning the igniter on the grill with the gas turned all the way up... I actually asked her, while cleaning the singed hair out of my forehead and eyebrows, what the look she was giving me before the fireball meant, so there you go.

Posted by: CAC at August 31, 2010 06:26 AM (lV4Fs)

64 How many purple ties does SEIU give him every week. Yo, Obama we know you like SEIU and that it's your daddy but enough with the subtle symbols, it grow old.

Posted by: dagny at August 31, 2010 06:26 AM (5vVUq)

65 My God. It's full of stupidity.

Posted by: Dave Bowman at August 31, 2010 06:26 AM (R2fpr)

66 Saw him on the cover of Ebony at the grocery store yesterday. Yeah, he's the epitome of "cool".

I can only imagine the snit Aunt Esther would have if he let her get wet.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 31, 2010 06:26 AM (UOM48)

67 I won!

Posted by: The Doorway at August 31, 2010 06:28 AM (UOM48)

68 You're not going to vote for the Republicans.... they, uh... they want to close the umbrella slightly and then re-open it on the other side!

Posted by: BHO at August 31, 2010 06:28 AM (F5Uas)

69 You guys think this is funny but if she gets wet she could melt.

Posted by: Crusty at August 31, 2010 06:28 AM (GvSpB)

70 Clearly the President's umbrella is so Intelligent, so brilliant that the fence is just too stupid to understand what he is doing.

Posted by: George Orwell at August 31, 2010 06:29 AM (AZGON)

It's a dress not a skirt/blouse combo. She must have worn it before because Redbook has her in that same dress with a "fashion tip": Go floral!

Secondly, she has to wear flats because in heels, she is taller than him.

I don't think they make heels in that size. I swear, it has to be a 13. minimum.

Posted by: dagny at August 31, 2010 10:22 AM (5vVUq)

She looks like a badly decorated Easter egg

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 31, 2010 06:29 AM (1Jaio)

Saw him on the cover of Ebony at the grocery store yesterday. Yeah, he's the epitome of "cool".

What about Ivory? Do they have him on the cover too?

Posted by: dagny at August 31, 2010 06:29 AM (5vVUq)

73 Here... hold this right here Michelle while I walk through. Then....... I don't know what we're going to do.

Posted by: BHO at August 31, 2010 06:30 AM (F5Uas)

74 Bush's fault.

Posted by: Zuke at August 31, 2010 06:30 AM (8NiWI)

75 Credit where credit is due, this is where I first saw the picture.

Posted by: Andy at August 31, 2010 06:31 AM (5Rurq)

He is passing the umbrella over the bar, instead of trying to finagle it through the gate.

What's the big deal?

I think this pic is kinda cute.

Posted by: steve at August 31, 2010 06:31 AM (fnJX1)

77 "Hang on... I think I saw this problem on MacGyver."

Posted by: BHO at August 31, 2010 06:32 AM (F5Uas)

78 42.

It ain't the 2.5" heels gonna ruin her legs/back/feet whatever.
It's the strain on her back and legs from her sturdy frame.

2.5" heels are barely heels at all. Shoot, if I can wear them (occasionally), surely the FLOTUS can. Otherwise, get some pants on that woman, cause the skirts with the flats are just making her look positively Sasquatchian.

Posted by: Cathy at August 31, 2010 06:35 AM (Y/X5L)

79 57.

It's --- it's a --- dress??

Oh.
mah.
Gah.

Posted by: Cathy at August 31, 2010 06:37 AM (Y/X5L)

80 D stands for dipshit.

Posted by: Warden at August 31, 2010 06:38 AM (fE6tn)

81 Michelle and Barry Obama star in

Crouching Cougar, Hidden Savant

Posted by: Fritz at August 31, 2010 06:39 AM (GwPRU)

82 It took hours for him to get past that gate.

Posted by: Temper Tantrum at August 31, 2010 06:40 AM (bAL0J)

83 Lighten up, folks. He went to Harvard, not M.I.T.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 31, 2010 06:41 AM (UOM48)

84 Smartest. President. Ever.

Posted by: MFM at August 31, 2010 06:41 AM (n85N3)

85 The internets says he is 6'1 and she is 5'10.
She has a couple of inches to play with.
As far as the heels go.

Posted by: Cathy at August 31, 2010 06:41 AM (Y/X5L)

86 I don't know what you clingin' wingnuts are getting so wee-wee'd up about. It's not like you could do it. At least I tried.

Posted by: Tinkler-in-Chief at August 31, 2010 06:41 AM (UvJqU)

MSM: "Crap, another picture we can't use."

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at August 31, 2010 06:42 AM (WF5bO)

88 78 Steve. Um, I know this is hard for you to understand but, well, uh, I hate to break this to you but UMBRELLAS FOLD. They have this tricky little mechanism, where with the push of a button, they collapse. It's nifty because then you can fit them through doors, put them in cars, take them inside. Umbrellas have had this little mechanism for sometime and IT'S SOOO COOL. With some practice, you don't even have to collapse it all the way or even break stride, you can just collapse it a little! Nifty.

Posted by: dagny at August 31, 2010 06:42 AM (f+r1n)

89 "Magna cum laude"

Posted by: Temper Tantrum at August 31, 2010 06:42 AM (bAL0J)

90 I can't walk around all day with an umbrella manual taped to my forehead.

Posted by: Warden at August 31, 2010 06:43 AM (fE6tn)

91 89 ...
She has a couple of inches to play with.
....
Posted by: Cathy

In more ways than one.

Posted by: Crusty at August 31, 2010 06:43 AM (GvSpB)

The internets says he is 6'1 and she is 5'10.

Like the birth certificate and college records, these actual figures have probably been sealed and we'll never know the truth.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at August 31, 2010 06:43 AM (WF5bO)

93 She can't get wet! It'll mess up her ponytail!

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at August 31, 2010 06:44 AM (WF5bO)

94 And later that evening, he had to crawl in bed with her. {{shudder}}

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 31, 2010 06:46 AM (UOM48)

95 That poor photographer. He would have made a fortune if I had done that. It looks like that woman wants to throw a shoe at him. But that wouldn't get any play either. At least these people won't be stealing any 'W's or other letters from the keyboards. They would only do that if they could read.

Posted by: George W. Bush at August 31, 2010 06:46 AM (AZGON)

96 Ladies, stand up and see how long your arms are compared to your torso. My fingertips don't go past my upper thigh. Check out Michelle.

Posted by: dagny at August 31, 2010 06:47 AM (f+r1n)

97 It's like having Lois Cook and Elsworth Toohey in the WH.

Posted by: Mongerel at August 31, 2010 06:49 AM (Nkd+T)

98 I know W was the dumbest.president.evah. (according to the MFM), but I have a hunch he would have gotten Laura and the umbrella through that gate without having to ask an engineer for advice.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 31, 2010 06:50 AM (UOM48)

99 I actually asked her, while cleaning the singed hair out of my forehead and eyebrows, what the look she was giving me before the fireball meant, so there you go.

Don't you hate it when women don't appreciate the sacrifices you make for them?

Posted by: Ace's liver at August 31, 2010 06:51 AM (LtIsn)

100 Presidential Debate 2012: First to you President Obama, if you are elected to a second term, how would you pass through a doorway with an open umbrella?

Posted by: Jim Lehrer at August 31, 2010 06:53 AM (Ko4mc)

101 "It's like having Lois Cook and Elsworth Toohey in the WH." Perhaps Eddie Albert and Zsa Zsa Gabor. But I'm not sure which is which.

Posted by: George Orwell at August 31, 2010 06:53 AM (AZGON)

102

BEHOLD, GATE-GATE!

Posted by: reason at August 31, 2010 06:53 AM (+hPIb)

103 We fear him!

Posted by: The Tolleebon at August 31, 2010 06:54 AM (UOM48)

104 Somewhere in a college hippie's dorm room, a mattress has lost it's bedspread.

Posted by: George Orwell at August 31, 2010 06:55 AM (AZGON)

105 If that were a picture of George and Laura Bush it would have been front page news every where. And Jon Stewart and other "comedians" would have run with it for weeks.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 31, 2010 06:56 AM (1Jaio)

106 It looks like it definitely HAS rained, but not raining at that time.

But good God man. Have you never worked an umbrella?

Posted by: CUS at August 31, 2010 06:56 AM (wOGfT)

107 Jackie O-My-God

Posted by: Cathy at August 31, 2010 06:57 AM (Y/X5L)

108 At last we have an elegant President.

Posted by: Sean Pennl at August 31, 2010 06:57 AM (AZGON)

109 He's the smartest cotton-pickin' president we've ever had.

Posted by: Rick Sanchez at August 31, 2010 06:58 AM (UOM48)

110

Umbrella Czar!

Posted by: Cathy at August 31, 2010 06:59 AM (Y/X5L)

111 So much real-world experience. And to think he's just one of hundreds of Ivy League lawyers protecting this country from the rain.

Posted by: t-bird at August 31, 2010 06:59 AM (FcR7P)

112 I don't think they make heels in that size. I swear, it has to be a 13. minimum.

She'd have to go to a store that specializes in supplying drag queens. NTTAWWT, I like drag queens.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at August 31, 2010 06:59 AM (1+AMA)

113 No, it would be a tragedy if that dress got wet. It might run. I know I would.

Posted by: George Orwell at August 31, 2010 07:00 AM (AZGON)

114

Hillaryis44 blog said that last night if you googled Obama umbrella images, this picture did not come up! They may have changed it, but thats what was last nite.

Also, Michelles mirror blog and Newsbirds views are really great for snarky Moochelle and Obama pictures and comments.

Posted by: chillin' the most at August 31, 2010 07:02 AM (6IV8T)

115 "I don't think they make heels in that size. I swear, it has to be a 13. minimum." Do they make horseshoes with heels?

Posted by: George Orwell at August 31, 2010 07:02 AM (AZGON)

116 The rain was clearly racist.

Posted by: Chrissy Matthews at August 31, 2010 07:03 AM (UOM48)

117 The shame, father. The shame. Outsmarted by an umbrella.

Posted by: Crusty at August 31, 2010 07:03 AM (GvSpB)

118

Bad things can happen when the Wookie gets wet...

Posted by: Barry Poppins at August 31, 2010 07:04 AM (lUV0r)

119 20 Harvard Law grads are so much smarter than the rest of us.

WINNER!

Posted by: Kemp at August 31, 2010 07:06 AM (vSiVD)

120 Daddy, did you plug the umbrella through the hole yet?

Posted by: Malia and Sasha at August 31, 2010 07:06 AM (AZGON)

121 The rain made his pants crease disappear.

Posted by: Warden at August 31, 2010 07:07 AM (fE6tn)

122

"And later that evening, he had to crawl in bed with her."

There's uh...um....uh...another, uh, situation in....uh...mm....Kyzir...ia...zulea...?

Posted by: Barry Poppins, justifying why he's sleeping on the couch in the Oval at August 31, 2010 07:07 AM (+hPIb)

123 I'm a blank slate upon which... I'm blank.

Posted by: B. Hussein Obama at August 31, 2010 07:09 AM (AZGON)

124 Moochelle looks displeased with both her brilliant husband and the poor umbrella.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 31, 2010 07:10 AM (UOM48)

125 Actually, I was just thinking this picture, with no caption whatsoever, would be nice at the next tea party. A picture really does say a thousand words.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 31, 2010 07:11 AM (UOM48)

126 I'm a Haaaaaarvard graduate.

Jeez, we are so e'ffin boned.

BTW, who dresses this woman? Her clothes are a fashion felony.

Posted by: mpfs at August 31, 2010 07:11 AM (iYbLN)

127

He was protecting her from a Rovian storm...

Posted by: reason at August 31, 2010 07:12 AM (+hPIb)

128 C'mon guys. He's improving. Last time he tried to shove the umbrella between the bars. By 2012 he'll know the doorway like the back of Michelle's hand.

Posted by: George Orwell at August 31, 2010 07:12 AM (AZGON)

129
BTW, who dresses this woman?

Gays?

Posted by: Dang at August 31, 2010 07:12 AM (Chg7a)

130 It's obvious people, we need an umbrella summit to clarify this situation.

Posted by: mpfs at August 31, 2010 07:14 AM (iYbLN)

131 BTW, who dresses this woman?

She has 22 servants (her word).

Posted by: HeatherRadish at August 31, 2010 07:14 AM (1+AMA)

132 The umbrella acted stupidly?

Posted by: HeatherRadish at August 31, 2010 07:14 AM (1+AMA)

133 Heidi Klum in Sunday's USA Today Weekend supplement:

Hottest politician: Michelle Obama, because "she's confident in her style and fashion-forward."

Sigh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 31, 2010 07:17 AM (UOM48)

134 Heidi Klum in Sunday's USA Today Weekend supplement:

Hottest politician: Michelle Obama, because "she's confident in her style and fashion-forward."

Sigh.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

Yup, she fell fashion forward into a pile unspeakable fugly fashion manure.

Posted by: mpfs at August 31, 2010 07:19 AM (iYbLN)

135 If Laura Ashley were a gay man on barbituates, full of self-loathing & mommy issues...

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at August 31, 2010 07:20 AM (HaYO4)

136 "BTW, who dresses this woman?" Dress by Psilocybin of Humboldt County Shoes by Georgetown Tack Shop Husband by Barnum and Bailey

Posted by: George Orwell at August 31, 2010 07:21 AM (AZGON)

137 Gates acted stupidly.

Posted by: BHO at August 31, 2010 07:22 AM (F5Uas)

138
UmbrellaGate is further proof THIS GUY IS NOT SMART.

I'm not impressed with a guy who can fill in Scantron forms and hired a ghost writer to write his books.

Posted by: Dang at August 31, 2010 07:22 AM (Chg7a)

139 I got my edmacation
Half behind the bar
And I'm no fool no siree
Passed each examination
Half behind the bar
But it almost made a wreck out of me

Posted by: Little Barry Dickens at August 31, 2010 07:23 AM (UvJqU)

140

Michelle is NOT a politician, Heidi, but if we're including pols' wives...

Duh, Carla Bruni, you dipshit.

Posted by: Cathy at August 31, 2010 07:23 AM (Y/X5L)

141 Fashion forward? More like fashion faux pas!!!!!

Posted by: a. sullivan at August 31, 2010 07:23 AM (F5Uas)

142

69 I won!

Posted by: The Doorway at August 31, 2010 10:28 AM (UOM4

THis is the comment of the year.

Posted by: s'moron at August 31, 2010 07:24 AM (qpjtv)

143 "If Laura Ashley were a gay man on barbituates, full of self-loathing & mommy issues..." Did someone call me?

Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at August 31, 2010 07:24 AM (AZGON)

144

Heidi Klum in Sunday's USA Today Weekend supplement:

Hottest politician: Michelle Obama, because "she's confident in her style and fashion-forward."

Sigh.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

Heidi Klum didn't write that. Her gay publicist/PR flack did.

Posted by: s'moron at August 31, 2010 07:25 AM (qpjtv)

145 Harvard didn't prepare me for this kind of bar exam!!!

Posted by: BHO at August 31, 2010 07:25 AM (F5Uas)

146
I'm melting! Melting!

Posted by: i got a girl in kalamazoo...zoo...zoo...zoo at August 31, 2010 07:26 AM (uFokq)

147 I can understand his having a problem with the umbrella.

It's probably never rained on The One before, what with him being a holy entity and all. Hence, his lack of experience with such earthly inconveniences such as "umbrellas."

Plus, shouldn't the umbrella have just automatically closed up for him as he approached the gate? Why should HE have had to do it himself? He's never had to do anything for himself before. It's that evil obstructionist umbrella that's at fault.

Posted by: wiserbud at August 31, 2010 07:27 AM (EW49d)

148 They told me if I voted for John McCain, we would get a doddering fool in the White House, along with a spoiled, self-absorbed wife...

Posted by: George Orwell at August 31, 2010 07:29 AM (AZGON)

149
Troops yet to give Obama full salute
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Posted by: maverick muse at August 31, 2010 07:30 AM (H+LJc)

150 Uh oh. An IQ test. Should have administered that before the election.

Posted by: Alec Rawls at August 31, 2010 07:31 AM (kTTUz)

151

Duh, Carla Bruni, you dipshit.

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Posted by: maverick muse at August 31, 2010 07:32 AM (H+LJc)

152 It's probably never rained on The One before

So we rained on his parade?

Posted by: maverick muse at August 31, 2010 07:33 AM (H+LJc)

153

She's so pretty.

Breathtaking, really.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at August 31, 2010 10:04 AM (l1eNN)

I see what you did there.

Posted by: Cicero at August 31, 2010 07:34 AM (0pBLV)

154 Jane how do you stop this craaaazy thing?

Michelle: Not only is America a really mean country but umbrella makers are really mean too!

Michelle: You stopped the oceans from rising but you can't operate a damn umbrella?!!

Michelle: Oh no, I'm melting, melting, oh what a world, to think that the Messiah like you could put an end to my beautiful evil.

Posted by: eaglewingz08 at August 31, 2010 07:35 AM (ktkHk)

155 shouldn't the umbrella have just automatically closed up for him as he approached the gate?

The gate should have lifted for him.

You have it all wrong people.
The rain should have ceased.
The clouds should have parted.
The sun should have smiled upon them highlighting The One's halo.
and we should all rejoice.

God must have been on a smoke break 25 feet outside the Pearly Gates.
Hey, they have second hand smoke issues up there too. If you wanted to smoke you should push the Down button.

Posted by: mpfs at August 31, 2010 07:38 AM (iYbLN)

156 "Oh Michelle, I gotta take you outside again? You just went five minutes ago and now it's raining. I hate this stupid fence."

Posted by: B. Hussein Obama at August 31, 2010 07:41 AM (AZGON)

157 Coming soon to Fox, Animation Domination continues with "Urkel and Aunt Esther." Enjoy the antics of idiot savant Urkel and his angry Aunt Esther as they try to navigate daily life and operate things like... umbrellas. Voices by Barry Sotero and his wife M'chelle.

Posted by: shibumi at August 31, 2010 07:44 AM (OKZrE)

158

Fashion forewarned.

Posted by: reason at August 31, 2010 07:52 AM (+hPIb)

159 Heidi Klum has made the most out of her ability to wear clothes well and lose weight after having babies. This is lucky, because otherwise she is an idiot, project runway notwithstanding.

I think MO is not very pleasant to her 22 servants staff. They find these clothes and get her dressed in them. The orchestrated outfits on BO, MO and the wee won in the Florida visit were so obvious as to be painful. It looked like a photoshoot stylist put the outfits together, and the camisole top on MO at the putt putt golf was a nice showcase to her narrow, saggy "girls" when she bent over [the photo didn't last long].

Posted by: Louie at August 31, 2010 07:57 AM (DTfXb)

160

You keep screwing with the umbrella, I gotta pee...

Posted by: Wee Won at August 31, 2010 08:23 AM (lUV0r)

161 Her ass has gotten so fucking big that Barack must be shoving food into her face and loves tapping that. Or maybe she's the one doing the shoving and doesn't want to put out so she discourages Barack. A or B. I think B cause she's the MAN in that "family".

Posted by: Kaitian at August 31, 2010 08:23 AM (xfm1e)

162 Bush was a 'dummy' but could fly F-102's. This genius can't even figure out a freaking umbrella! This picture is the funniest since the one where he's using the telephone upside-down! (see the michellesmirror site above)

Posted by: Schwalbe at August 31, 2010 08:31 AM (UU0OF)

163

67 My God ! It's full of stupid Dave Bowman

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Posted by: HAL - 2000 at August 31, 2010 08:58 AM (MH48w)

164 Too bad he wasn't also wearing his bicycle hat and shorts.

Posted by: Vic at August 31, 2010 09:00 AM (/jbAw)

165 Darmok and Jalad at Martha's Vineyard, when the walls fell down.

Posted by: Mr. Lateral at August 31, 2010 09:05 AM (LutGd)

166 "Michelle, I didn't know maintaining this nuclear umbrella would be so difficult!"

Posted by: Bill Fabrizio at August 31, 2010 09:08 AM (523eV)

167

This one is even funnier than the picture on Drudge all day yesterday with Zero looking like Forrest Gump on his bike.

Posted by: Bruce The Robert at August 31, 2010 09:08 AM (e06Pu)

168

This is screaming for a caption contest.

"I inherited this umbrella from the previous administration".

Posted by: Bruce The Robert at August 31, 2010 09:23 AM (e06Pu)

169 My fellow citizens:

I stand here today humbled by the task before us,

Obama Inaugural Address
20th January 2009

Posted by: Boone, Danl Boone at August 31, 2010 09:33 AM (xhItB)

170 .. thoroughly drenched following an epic umbrella fail, and resembling Katrina refugees; the first couple ducked into a nearby pub which was still under remodel following the flooding 5 yrs ago..

the bartender turned and said, "What is this.. some kind of joke?"

_{..brazenly stolen and adapted from another AoS thread and cross-posted here}

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