June 20, 2010

President I-Will-Not-Rest is Still Golfing
— Gabriel Malor

He musta meant that he will not rest on Mondays between 9:30 and noon, right?

President Barack Obama hit the golf course Saturday with Vice President Joe Biden.

The White House pool report noted that Obama left at about 1 p.m. for the course at Andrews Air Force base, and his golfing parters included White House Trip Director Marvin Nicholson and David Katz, the energy efficiency campaign manager at the Department of Energy.

Either the RNC video "What Took So Long" is having no effect or the President really just doesn't care. Ya think maybe it's time to expand this effort?

Meanwhile, Rahm "No Sense of Irony" Emanuel is calling BP CEO Tony Hayward's yachting part of a "long line of PR gaffes."

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at 08:07 AM | Comments (439)
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1 Hey, he gave a speech.  What do you expect him to do, waive the Jones Act or something? 

Posted by: alexthechick at June 20, 2010 08:10 AM (r07cb)

2 I think the president is paying too little attention to this crisis.  Plus, he sucks.

Posted by: ummm at June 20, 2010 08:11 AM (6sKtn)

3 "Can't I finish my waffle round?"

Posted by: Arbalest at June 20, 2010 08:11 AM (nP/tp)

4 But, but , but, --Hayward went sailboat racing after he was relieved!!

Posted by: Have Blue at June 20, 2010 08:11 AM (mV+es)

5 None of this matters. The important thing is to continue denouncing Joe Barton. Let's keep our eyes on the ball here, folks.

Posted by: Charles Krauthammer at June 20, 2010 08:13 AM (VXBR1)

6 I wish The Precedent would spend every waking moment on the golf course.  I feel safer when the Indonesian Imbecile is golfing.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at June 20, 2010 08:14 AM (Qp4DT)

7 heh, only one comment at the ABC news site. Worth a read.

Posted by: Don at June 20, 2010 08:16 AM (tTj19)

8 If it weren't for our courageous, stalwart leaders in the GOP, this situation would be hopeless.

Posted by: Just Another RNC Groupie at June 20, 2010 08:16 AM (VXBR1)

9 I've got this, people:  First, we tow Guam over here and through the Gulf, sopping up oil as it goes.  Then, we park it off the coast of Arizona.  Then, we appoint Alvin Green as Dictator.  Finally, some other stuff happens.  Done

Posted by: ummm at June 20, 2010 08:17 AM (6sKtn)

10 The RNC video is web-only, right?

I really like the new DNC thing about the "BP114."  Maybe the GOP could counter with the "BP<insert dollar amount of BP contributions to Democrats here>

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at June 20, 2010 08:17 AM (ZESU0)

11 I will not cease from golfing fight
Nor will my 3-wood sleep in my hand
Till I have built my Commie Utopia
On America's Green and Racist land.

Posted by: Pres Golfs-A-Lot at June 20, 2010 08:19 AM (9hSKh)

12 While cutiepie's golfing, I think I'll hit the tanning bed.

Posted by: John "Studly" Boehner at June 20, 2010 08:19 AM (VXBR1)

13 Hey! Mr. President if you're not in Saturday night. Don't bother coming in Sunday morning!!!

Posted by: The Boss at June 20, 2010 08:19 AM (hjyb5)

14 "or the President really just doesn't care"

Oh he cares ... in an "in your face, American public" kind of way. It's one of his many ways of mocking us.

Obama: What you gonna do, America?  Impeach me?  HA, ha.

Posted by: Dusty at June 20, 2010 08:20 AM (3WVdK)

15 Yes, must "golf" while the gulf burns. And it is Bush['s fault because Barton made him do it.

Posted by: Vic at June 20, 2010 08:20 AM (6taRI)

16 I don't have time to comment on this--I'm waxing.

Posted by: Eric "The Brute" Kantor at June 20, 2010 08:21 AM (VXBR1)

17

Let's see, Friday he went to see Strasburg pitch for Nats against the White Sox. He did go to Ohio though, on Air Force One, at a cost of $500,000 to $1,000,000 to taxpayers, to give a 10 minute speech on how hairless, flightless birds relate to the national deficit. So, there's that. See, he's been doing a lot more than just golfing!

Posted by: Cowboy at June 20, 2010 08:21 AM (XYcTY)

18 Talking is the only "work" Obama knows how to do. He has never actually done anything, nor does he know anything. He has only talked about others doing activities of which he knows nothing about. He is "Obama the Hot Air Balloon", a talking  book for children with no future.

Posted by: ray at June 20, 2010 08:21 AM (VSEH2)

19 NerObama.....i like that. Golfing while Gulf burns.

Posted by: HistoryClassicist at June 20, 2010 08:22 AM (6sKtn)

20 Local leftist shitrag, the Toronto Red Star, had the BP exec "story" as front-page "news" today. Oddly enough, it didn't mention that Obama's golfed more in 18 months than Bush did in 8 years.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 20, 2010 08:22 AM (7b1Uc)

21 Metaphorically speaking The POTUS is filling holes putting his mind to the grindstone with the task of trying to fill the hole.

I in my downtime have done the same with spectacular success I might add.

Let him golf and fill the holes he will overcome the sand traps and bunkers.


Posted by: Tiger Woods at June 20, 2010 08:24 AM (e9JZd)

22 And you know he'll be in the WH Media room with his feet up watching the final round of the US Open for five hours this afternoon.... knocking down high end boutique small batch brews and noshing on wagyu beef and arugula sandwiches.

Posted by: FreakyBoy at June 20, 2010 08:24 AM (uKraB)

23 Either the RNC video "What Took So Long" is having no effect or the President really just doesn't care. Ya think maybe it's time to expand this effort?

The Precedent doesn't care, obviously.

That said, the RNC has done more damage than good.  They should spend their time on the golf course, too.  They are, obviously, too stupid to understand any of the issues facing this nation (as they defend the dictator from Indonesia and go out of their way to hammer one of the few GOP members who expressed the truth of the situation with BP and our quickly fading Constitution).

The RNC has also been unable to grasp the situation with the Arizona law, allowing the left to run around screaming that Arizona is making "immigration law", which is a pathetic joke.  Where does Arizona try to:

Declare naturalization, or rescind naturalization, of anyone?  No.

Deport anyone out of the US? No.

Arizona is only doing what states and local cops do for all federal crimes on the scale of the individual and the cop on the beat.  The federal government doesn't have "beat cops" to enforce their laws and depend on the active help of the local cops.

Arizona's law doesn't even touch on the Constitutional power given to Congress to establish uniform laws of naturalization.  All it does is instruct its cops to establish if someone is in violation of the federal law (which impinges on the state, since that person then has no right to be in that state) and holds the person, relying on the feds to eventually do their job.  The retarded RNC can't even figure out that having local cops show up at bank robberies, and arrest bank robbers, is the same situation that the America-hating left are claiming for Arizona (as bank robbery is a federal crime).

We have an inept dictator and America-hater in the White House, wielding powers that were specifically prohibited to the Executive branch, and the RNC can't get their heads out of their asses long enough to see what's going on.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at June 20, 2010 08:25 AM (Qp4DT)

24 I denounce Satan and all his works! I denounce Satan and all his works! Can I get an "Amen?" (God DAMN, I'm awesome.)

Posted by: Mike "Stonewall" Pence at June 20, 2010 08:25 AM (VXBR1)

25 And he took the fam to a baseball game Friday night.  My sister sat a few rows in front of them and found it significant enough to post on Facebook.

Posted by: Tonestaple at June 20, 2010 08:25 AM (jflkR)

26 I don't have a problem with any President getting in a game of golf. I have a problem with a President who says he is not going to rest until a problem is solved, and then immediately hitting the links. It is disingenuous.

Posted by: rawmuse at June 20, 2010 08:27 AM (Vl4fT)

27 I think the MFM has confused "golfing" with the neologism "Gulfing" and, so, think the Empty Suit has been working his ass off working on the "Gulf" problem.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 20, 2010 08:28 AM (7b1Uc)

28 I don't have a problem with any President getting in a game of golf. I have a problem with a President who says he is not going to rest until a problem is solved, and then immediately hitting the links. It is disingenuous.

Posted by: rawmuse at June 20, 2010 12:27 PM (Vl4fT)

But not unexpected, in the least.  This is not unlike back during the Porkulus, when The Precedent claimed that the US would go down the tubes if his shit bill wasn't passed ona Friday night - it had to be passed that day ... or else - and then, after being passed, sight unseen, The Precedent took off on vacation to Chicago and didn't bother signing the piece of shit until Tuesday ... in friggin' Denver!  The RNC didn't care and has probably forgotten all about that.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at June 20, 2010 08:29 AM (Qp4DT)

29 Once I get this handicap down, I'm gonna be even more awesome!

Posted by: Teh Prez at June 20, 2010 08:32 AM (XYcTY)

30 "I have a problem with a President who says he is not going to rest until a problem is solved, ..."

But Big 0's got a bad slice ......

"... and then immediately hitting the links."

...... and he's all over the problem.

(Hey, if Nero could fiddle while Rome burned, Big 0 can Golf while the Gulf Burns)

Posted by: Arbalest at June 20, 2010 08:32 AM (nP/tp)

31 I wish all this President did is golf.  At least he wouldn't be actively trying to destroy the US for some deluded Third-World revenge fantasy. 

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 20, 2010 08:32 AM (9hSKh)

32 And, along that same theme, The Precedent not talking to the CEO of BP for the first two months of the spill was just like when he intentionally stalled on the Afghan troop requests and it was discovered that the Idiot-in-Chief hadn't even met with Petraeus the whole time.  In both cases, the meetings happened right after this was noted in the press.  Again, the RNC has nothign to say about this ... because they have likely forgotten all about it.  Why would anyone want to draw analogies on the intentional bad behavior by the Indonesian occupying the White House.  The RNC is too busy crushing conservatives.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at June 20, 2010 08:32 AM (Qp4DT)

33 And I'm stuck here in the Gulf, making sure these barges have fire extinguishers. I'm gonna START WRITING TICKETS, YOU FUCKERS!

Posted by: Admiral Thad Allen at June 20, 2010 08:33 AM (VXBR1)

34 I wish all this President did is golf....

And took all of congress with him.

Posted by: Tami at June 20, 2010 08:33 AM (VuLos)

35

On Saturday, Yahoo! news had the Heyward yachting story front and center for most of the day, along with the news that Gulf Coast residents who were aware of it were royally pissed.

Wonder if Yahoo! told them about the "President's" golf outings and party with McCartney...

 

Posted by: Book Geek at June 20, 2010 08:36 AM (1+OO5)

36

Golfing isn't resting.  When Barry says he isn't going to rest it's not the same thing as saying he's going to spend his time working on the oil spill disaster.  Jeeze, do you think Tiger Woods got paid for all that money for just resting?

Nuh Uh!

Posted by: Speller at June 20, 2010 08:36 AM (o0R2E)

37 Maybe he thinks he's Tiger Woods. That guy knows a thing or two about plugging holes.

Posted by: George Orwell at June 20, 2010 08:37 AM (AZGON)

38 Remember when everyone would get mad when Ike played golf at Augusta??

No??? me neither. People didn't mind that he played golf every now and then, but they would get jealous because he could get to play at Augusta National. Hell, they won't let most of us even on the course except at practice week.

Posted by: Vic at June 20, 2010 08:39 AM (6taRI)

39 Tis true that golfing isn't resting.  OJ was very close to finding the 'real killers' while on the golf course before the Nevada authorities acted stupidly and locked him up.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 20, 2010 08:40 AM (yQWNf)

40 "The RNC is too busy crushing conservatives." Now, is this kind of divisive rhetoric really necessary? Roll me over, Jimmy--I'm done on this side.

Posted by: John "Studly" Boehner at June 20, 2010 08:41 AM (VXBR1)

41 35 It was the top story on the front page of my local paper. "BP Yachting jaunt raises ire". Don't these people (Libs, MSM) realize that we know that they're acting like children by constantly harping about trivia like what Hayward does on his day off. This class warfare garbage has gotten ridiculous. One more reason to boot these shitheels out of office in Nov. and to celebrate the decline of the "old" media every chance we get.

Posted by: Lincolntf at June 20, 2010 08:42 AM (TPEo9)

42 "Don't these people (Libs, MSM) realize that we know that they're acting like children by constantly harping about trivia like what Hayward does on his day off" You're off message, and I'm telling Big John! I hope you get two demerits!

Posted by: Eric "The Brute" Kantor at June 20, 2010 08:45 AM (VXBR1)

43 After all it's Father's Day, and his little girls have planned a celebration for the one who wears the pants in the family. That leaves Barry out of the party, so he goes golfing. I hear he's really good at the hole with the windmill, and the one where you putt the ball through the donkey's mouth.

Posted by: George Orwell at June 20, 2010 08:47 AM (AZGON)

44

Zero is still playing people by making non-specific statements that folks read their own meaning into.

Saying he wouldn't rest is not the same thing as saying he'd work on the oil spill disaster until it was solved.   Just when you think you've got Captain Bullshit nailed down you look again and find that the only thing that got nailed was the expectations you read into another one of his leading non-specific statements.  This bastid is slicker than snot on a doorknob.

Posted by: Speller at June 20, 2010 08:48 AM (o0R2E)

45

Barack Obama in.......




Commieshack

Posted by: Blazer at June 20, 2010 08:49 AM (t72+4)

46 The President certainly deserves his down time. He's been working so hard for the American people. (Was that OK, Mike? Can I keep my committee assignments?)

Posted by: Joe Barton at June 20, 2010 08:49 AM (VXBR1)

47 You know, I'm really beginning to ummmmmmmmmmmmmm, love this, um, game!  Just yesterday I had two, ummmmmmmmm, holes-in-one!  Compared to my ummmmmmmmmmm, awesomeness, Tiger's a piker.

Posted by: TEH WON at June 20, 2010 08:49 AM (5qJM5)

48 Well, D'oh has been putting in 6 and 7 day work weeks.  So for Father's Day, I suggested he go out on the boat with two of his best friends, do some fishing, sit on the beach and drink beer, whatever.  He actually works for a living, runs a business and knows all about making payroll, unlike Prez fo'Shizzle.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2010 08:50 AM (UOM48)

49 President Barack Obama hit the golf course Saturday with Vice President Joe Biden.

HEY...guess what Morons???!!!  The boss let me caddy for him!!!eleventy!!11!

Posted by: Slow Joe at June 20, 2010 08:52 AM (5qJM5)

50
Tom Wolfe's new bio on Barry:


A Man Full of Shit

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2010 08:53 AM (UOM48)

51 I told you ummmm, Morons a long uhhhh, time-ago...this job is HARD!

Posted by: TEH WON at June 20, 2010 08:54 AM (5qJM5)

52 I'm still denouncing Satan and all his works! I'm holding fast to TRUTH against the barbarian onslaught! Onward, Christian soldiers! (I'm a fuckin' rock, I tell ya.')

Posted by: Mike "Stonewall" Pence at June 20, 2010 08:54 AM (VXBR1)

53 I wonder of Obama hugged Air force One before he went golfing.  I think he loves that airplane more than Michelle. Does Michelle ever do golfing with hubby?

Posted by: mystry at June 20, 2010 08:57 AM (kmgIE)

54 The AP already said that after weeks of being "hunkered" down working on the oil spill, the President needed some time off to recharge.

Posted by: CDR M

"Hunkered down" meaning that photo op he did squatting on the beach, a la Clintoon,  picking at pebbles and looking baffled.

Posted by: Speller at June 20, 2010 08:57 AM (o0R2E)

55
Barry "Slice" Obama in...



A Drive Too Far

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2010 08:58 AM (UOM48)

56 I saw a reference to Hayward's "yacht" -- still trying to find it again and offer up a link -- that pegs it as a 50-footer. Minuscule by yachting standards. Moreover, Hayward actually owns it with three other people.

Translated into logical English, that means Hayward's nautical investment is less than the cost of Osama Obama's "Recovery Summer" jaunt to Ohio (with 10-minute speech) on Friday....

It's cheaper than the Traitor-in-Chief's little White House extravaganza with Paul McCartney, too.

Hayward likely paid for the share in the "yacht" with his own money. Obama has been sucking on the public teat for his entire adult life.

Since the rabble is howling for Hayward's head over his "performance" -- and I must say if I were on the BP board he'd be clearing out his desk right now -- I think it's time to demand the resignation of our Great Imam President as well.

Of course I've been saying that since February, 2009.... Gotta wonder how much damage the hate-filled Marxist is going to be allowed to inflict on us before people get the message.

Oh, yes: we can buy him 25% of a tiny (by class standards) "yacht," too. If he promises to get aboard and sail the hell away from the USA.

Posted by: MrScribbler at June 20, 2010 08:58 AM (Ulu3i)

57 If O could just switch the MSM from carrying his water to carrying his oil, this spill would be gone in 24 hours.

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at June 20, 2010 08:59 AM (a5ljo)

58 Obama and his merry band of thieves, crooks and gangsters are absolutely insane and have totally lost contact with reality.

Posted by: rplat at June 20, 2010 08:59 AM (dnc4w)

59

Barry Soetoro McTarballs in......



All the President's Oil

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2010 08:59 AM (UOM48)

60
Meanwhile, Rahm "No Sense of Seven Iron-y" Emanuel ......

Maybe this is the problem; Rahm can't figure out how to correct Big 0's slice ...

Posted by: Arbalest at June 20, 2010 08:59 AM (nP/tp)

61 Ok, Jimmy, I'm done. Peel me a grape. And bend over.

Posted by: John "Studly" Boehner at June 20, 2010 09:00 AM (VXBR1)

62
Daddy, when are you going to get the ball in the hole?

Posted by: Malia at June 20, 2010 09:01 AM (UOM48)

63 Jimmy's such a little bitch. I'm gonna get Mike to whip his ass!

Posted by: Eric "The Brute" Cantor at June 20, 2010 09:02 AM (VXBR1)

64

Mr. dagny turned on the TV this morning while I was still snoozing. I heard a long line of slurred together bullshit of what the president is trying to or is going to do that didn't even make sense. It sounded like some evil misdirection from some giant douchebag and it didn't even make any sense. I rolled over in time to hear, "Thank you, Rahm".

These assclowns care about nothing more than their ideological agenda. They're not even good at pretending. At least Clinton could summon up the occasional tear.

And what's with Hillary's hair? Do these countries she's visiting not have soap and water?

Posted by: dagny at June 20, 2010 09:04 AM (PQrr9)

65 Whippin' ass for Jesus! Hallelujiah!

Posted by: Mike "Stonewall" Pence at June 20, 2010 09:05 AM (VXBR1)

66
I swear dagny, you're reading my mind about Hillary's hair.  When she gave that interview in Ecuador, her hair was flatter than Rachel Corrie.


too mean?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2010 09:06 AM (UOM48)

67


Barack Obama and Daniel Day Lewis in.....




There Will Be Golf

Posted by: Blazer at June 20, 2010 09:06 AM (t72+4)

68 This is truly weird.  Is there no one in the White House who will say "You know, um, Mr. President, this golfing shit doesn't look so good".  Seriously, how out of touch is this jagoff?  Golf, million dollar parties, waygu beef, date night. etc.

Posted by: dan in michigan at June 20, 2010 09:06 AM (9jRMu)

69 What the fuck does he do during the winter to get the hell out of the house?

Posted by: dr kill at June 20, 2010 09:07 AM (w9bVp)

70
Well, D'oh has been putting in 6 and 7 day work weeks.  So for Father's Day, I suggested he go out on the boat with two of his best friends, do some fishing, sit on the beach and drink beer, whatever.  He actually works for a living, runs a business and knows all about making payroll, unlike Prez fo'Shizzle.



Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2010 12:50 PM (UOM4








Jane, you're the best. Mr. D'oh is a lucky dude.

Posted by: Blazer at June 20, 2010 09:07 AM (t72+4)

71

Remember the constant "Bush is on vacation at Crawford" meme? Any Cindy Sheehan (who fell off the map) camped outside?

Secret Service guys have told me that Bush regularly didn't go places so that he wouldn't force the secret service out on holidays, etc. There is no chance that Okickass would even let that cross his mind.

Posted by: dagny at June 20, 2010 09:08 AM (PQrr9)

72

Jesus in an insane asylum. A democratic congress woman just said on fox that because of the "Techtonic Plates" Fema has promised that the oil in the Gulf won't reach the West Coast of Florida.

 

Posted by: robtr at June 20, 2010 09:08 AM (fwSHf)

73 One of the douche commenters on ABC's website re the yachting/golfing, had the fucking nerve to wonder how many people in the Gulf are just sitting on their asses drinking beer and whining.  I'd like to reach through the intertubes and slap their sorry libtard ass with a damned tar ball.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2010 09:08 AM (UOM48)

74 So the same media that was all excited that Hayward was fired from his Gulf Oil duties on Thursday, thus giving him free time, is pissed that he has free time.

Posted by: DaveS at June 20, 2010 09:08 AM (W0TbE)

75 Blazer, thanks.  I'm a lucky girl, too.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2010 09:10 AM (UOM48)

76 Is there no one in the White House who will say "You know, um, Mr. President, this golfing shit doesn't look so good".  Seriously, how out of touch is this jagoff?  Golf, million dollar parties, waygu beef, date night. etc.

Posted by: dan in michigan at June 20, 2010 01:06 PM (9jRMu)

I said that going back to the eternal campaign with the styrofoam Greek columns; Odummy must be the most petulant cocksucker around who melts down in a tantrum if anybody ever says "No" to his dumbfuck ideas.  Seeing how thin-skinned he is when Teh Sarah jabs him gives you a hint.

Posted by: Captain Hate at June 20, 2010 09:11 AM (uUgFj)

77

Barack H. Obama with brothers Samson Obama and Ben Obama star in

The Brothers McMulligan

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2010 09:11 AM (XJmtE)

78 Barack Obama IS Red Adair in the gripping tale of big petroleum, golf and dereliction of duty in... The Leaking of Slacker's Pants

Posted by: George Orwell at June 20, 2010 09:11 AM (AZGON)

79 The word "yacht" is supposed to send the populus into fits of class envy. They forget about Teddy and Kerry.

Posted by: dagny at June 20, 2010 09:12 AM (PQrr9)

80
Barack Obama in.......




The Dukes of Water Hazzard

Posted by: Blazer at June 20, 2010 09:12 AM (t72+4)

81 OT - Another Dale Peterson ad

He fires his rifle this time.



Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 20, 2010 09:13 AM (9hSKh)

82 Hey remember when I wrote that story in the Washington Post about Bush commenting on Iraq war deaths and the gratuitously added in that afterwards he said "Now watch this drive!"? Hehe funny huh. Now I'm busy writing how much of Barry's cock I can tke in my mouth.

Posted by: Mike Allen at June 20, 2010 09:13 AM (fYv1s)

83
(An oldie but my fave)

Barry Insane Obama and Jack Nicholson in:


One Flew Over the Green and into the Sandtrap

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2010 09:13 AM (UOM48)

84 55 I wonder of Obama hugged Air force One before he went golfing.  I think he loves that airplane more than Michelle. Does Michelle ever do golfing with hubby?

Posted by: mystry at June 20, 2010 12:57 PM (kmgIE)

Michelle doesn't golf, but she appeared in a golf-related Jack Link's Jerky commericial.

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at June 20, 2010 09:14 AM (YVZlY)

85


Barack H. Obama in...........




No Country Club for Old Men

Posted by: Blazer at June 20, 2010 09:14 AM (t72+4)

86

Barack Obama is

Stroker Race

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2010 09:15 AM (XJmtE)

87 Hey, Eisenhower golfed all the time, and he won World War II, which was a big fuckin' deal.

We're all over this!

Posted by: Sheriff Joe Biden at June 20, 2010 09:16 AM (vjr8v)

88 The Heavy Guitar Bible is a must for all who aspire to guitar hero status.

Posted by: sTevo at June 20, 2010 09:16 AM (zIUsq)

89
Barack Obama in.......




The Exxon Wives Club

Posted by: Blazer at June 20, 2010 09:17 AM (t72+4)

90 Oops wrong planet thread.

Posted by: sTevo at June 20, 2010 09:17 AM (zIUsq)

91 " Odummy must be the most petulant cocksucker around" Our President and the American people deserve better than this kind of base, homophobic rhetoric. Ok, that was good, Jimmy. Now wipe it off.

Posted by: John "Studly" Boehner at June 20, 2010 09:18 AM (VXBR1)

92 Tiger 5 strokes off the lead coming into Sunday.  Says the white girl stuck to his dick is messing with his swing cadence.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 20, 2010 09:19 AM (F6+w6)

93 Barry believes in striking while the nine-iron is hot.

Posted by: George Orwell at June 20, 2010 09:19 AM (AZGON)

94 Barack Obama in..

The good, the bad and the ugly putt.

Posted by: Timbo at June 20, 2010 09:19 AM (ph9vn)

95

the Obama Doctrine comes to the Silver Screen in

Winter Rules!

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2010 09:20 AM (XJmtE)

96
Joe Biden and Jake Gyllenhaal in....


Lughead

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2010 09:21 AM (UOM48)

97

Barack Obama in.....




Sweet Birdie of Youth

Posted by: Blazer at June 20, 2010 09:21 AM (t72+4)

98

Barry Soetoro

in

The Man Who Rots Liberty's Balance

Posted by: Speller at June 20, 2010 09:22 AM (o0R2E)

99 95 Oops wrong planet thread. ------------ D'oh! I thought we were getting a more interesting class of spammer.

Posted by: Anachronda at June 20, 2010 09:23 AM (LD+ZJ)

100 The American people star in the story of The Precedent's childhood in:

The Years of Living Dangerously

Posted by: progressoverpeace at June 20, 2010 09:23 AM (Qp4DT)

101
Barack Hussein and Joey Biden in.....


Blazing Nine Irons

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2010 09:24 AM (UOM48)

102

Jesus in an insane asylum. A democratic congress woman just said on fox that because of the "Techtonic Plates" Fema has promised that the oil in the Gulf Of Mexico won't reach the West Coasts of Florida of California or Hawaii.

 

Posted by: robtr at June 20, 2010 01:08 PM (fwSHf)

Posted by: FIFY at June 20, 2010 09:24 AM (sYrWB)

103
Barack Obama in....



A Fistful of Drivers

Posted by: Blazer at June 20, 2010 09:24 AM (t72+4)

104 Both Obama and Tony Hayward are unserious men.  When you debate whether they even understand the magnitude or the nature of the situation you cannot expect much from either of them.

Posted by: Decaf at June 20, 2010 09:24 AM (NooBZ)

105 B. Hussein Obama IS Gandalf the Gay in 'Roid of the Links

Posted by: George Orwell at June 20, 2010 09:25 AM (AZGON)

106 Barack Obama in his porn debut....


Barack does bunker

Posted by: Timbo at June 20, 2010 09:25 AM (ph9vn)

107 113 In my mind, if it floats, it's a yacht! -------------- I don't see what all the fuss is about.

Posted by: Throatwarbler Mangrove at June 20, 2010 09:25 AM (LD+ZJ)

108
Barry O and Joey B in the Mel Gibson film....


We Were Duffers Once, and Incompetent

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2010 09:26 AM (UOM48)

109
Prez fo'Shizzle in....


A Clear and Present Bunker

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2010 09:27 AM (UOM48)

110

Barack H. Obama in.....




How Green Was My Golf Course

Posted by: Blazer at June 20, 2010 09:27 AM (t72+4)

111 Barack Obama IS a lazy stumblefuck in Doctor Doolittle

Posted by: George Orwell at June 20, 2010 09:28 AM (AZGON)

112 I see no news fit to print here.

Posted by: New York Times at June 20, 2010 09:29 AM (j8/3i)

113 People gotta golf.

Posted by: Michael Moore at June 20, 2010 09:29 AM (j8/3i)

114 Uhhhhhhhhhh.

Posted by: Jill Abramson at June 20, 2010 09:29 AM (j8/3i)

115 I'm still awhippin' it for Jesus here! Can I get an "Amen?"

Posted by: Mike "Stonewall" Pence at June 20, 2010 09:30 AM (VXBR1)

116 Barack Obama is....

Tin Ear

Posted by: wiserbud at June 20, 2010 09:30 AM (EW49d)

117 Remember when Manbearpig bought a huge houseboat yacht? Did the MFM scold him? No, they covered for his ass by reciting Manbearpig's excuses about how buying a multimillion dollar yacht was "carbon neutral." Let us compare the carbon footprints of Hayward's yacht and Air Force Zero.

Posted by: George Orwell at June 20, 2010 09:30 AM (AZGON)

118

What's so important about golf?

Posted by: Hollywood at June 20, 2010 09:30 AM (j8/3i)

119 Man, you people!  He said he wasn't going to rest until the hole was plugged.  He never said he wasn't going to recreate!

Posted by: stuiec at June 20, 2010 09:30 AM (W+GYq)

120

Barack Obama in....

On The Waterfront

...for a 20 minute photo op

Posted by: Cicero at June 20, 2010 09:30 AM (3Dnuf)

121 Nothing funny here.

Posted by: Funny, Funny Comedians, especially the bitches at June 20, 2010 09:31 AM (j8/3i)

122 Wow John Kyle just said that Obama told him to his face that he would not secure the border because then "Republicans would have no reason to support comprehensive immigration reform". fuck this cocksucking piece of shit.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at June 20, 2010 09:31 AM (V/EYZ)

123

To BP, or not to BP -that is the question.

Posted by: Barack Obama at June 20, 2010 09:31 AM (t72+4)

124
Teh Won and Matt Damon(!!!) in....



All the Pretty Tar Balls

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2010 09:32 AM (UOM48)

125 B Hussein stars in:

The Little Oil Drum Girl

Posted by: progressoverpeace at June 20, 2010 09:32 AM (Qp4DT)

126

Obama is only barely funny in a non-serious, non-threatening, un-incisive, softball way.

Posted by: Saturday Nigh Live at June 20, 2010 09:32 AM (j8/3i)

127 RedState has a diary up now with Jon Kyl saying Obama told him in private that he opposes enforcing the border, because then he couldn't pass amnesty. It makes me think, if this is true, he could be politicizing the oil spill, as well, because it would help pass cap and trade.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at June 20, 2010 09:32 AM (mHQ7T)

128  # 82   The word "yacht" is supposed to send the populus into fits of class envy. They forget about Teddy and Kerry.

Posted by: dagny at June 20, 2010 01:12 PM (PQrr9)

Don't forget that sainted commie of the news broadcasts, Walter Cronkite.  He loved to go sailing.  It's not cool if your a Repub, but if you're a Dem, it's a needed way to relax.

Posted by: RickZ at June 20, 2010 09:33 AM (Hkzt9)

129 Barack Obama IS a golfing Nazi under siege in... Where Eagles Dare Not

Posted by: George Orwell at June 20, 2010 09:33 AM (AZGON)

130
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 20, 2010 01:19 PM (F6+w6)

Lulz!

Posted by: Ed Anger at June 20, 2010 09:33 AM (7+pP9)

131 "fuck this cocksucking piece of shit." Oh, my. Jimmy, bring me a Valium.

Posted by: John "Studly" Boehner at June 20, 2010 09:33 AM (VXBR1)

132
Barack Obama and Malia Obama in....


What Did You Do During the War, Daddy?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2010 09:33 AM (UOM48)

133 Well, if I absolutely have to when it can no longer be ignored or minimzed...

Posted by: Jon Stewart at June 20, 2010 09:34 AM (j8/3i)

134

Barack Obama, Richard Gere and a gerbil in..........




Dr. Tee and the Women

Posted by: Blazer at June 20, 2010 09:34 AM (t72+4)

135 Blazer@144


good one

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2010 09:35 AM (UOM48)

136
Slow Joe Biden in....



Driving President Numbnuts

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2010 09:36 AM (UOM48)

137 Mitch McConnell in...

Tootsie II

Posted by: Barbarian at June 20, 2010 09:36 AM (EL+OC)

138 Well, I'm blind in the left eye.  I only have microscopic vision in the right.  So get up off my back.

Posted by: Washington Post at June 20, 2010 09:36 AM (j8/3i)

139 Wow John Kyle just said that Obama told him to his face that he would not secure the border because then "Republicans would have no reason to support comprehensive immigration reform".

fuck this cocksucking piece of shit.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at June 20, 2010 01:31 PM (V/EYZ)

So why isn't Kyle submitting articles of impeachment? I'm not even a lawyer, but all one needs to do is cite our outdated, much-maligned Constitution on the matter:

Art IV, Sec 4 - "The United States shall guarantee to every State in this Union a Republican Form of Government, and shall protect each of them against Invasion;"

How much plainer can it get for these tools?

Posted by: progressoverpeace at June 20, 2010 09:37 AM (Qp4DT)

140

Brack Obama stars in his first Horror Role

I Know What You Shot on the Back Nine!

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2010 09:38 AM (XJmtE)

141 We're ready to criticize Obama a little bit now.

Posted by: The "Is It Safe Yet" Crowd at June 20, 2010 09:38 AM (j8/3i)

142 Barack Obama and Morgan Freeman in...

Driving my Golf Ball

Posted by: billygoat at June 20, 2010 09:38 AM (5qJM5)

143 What's golf?

Posted by: CNN at June 20, 2010 09:39 AM (j8/3i)

144 Hey...I Been Takin' Care of Buisness.

Posted by: Barakman T Obummerdrive at June 20, 2010 09:39 AM (9lWHk)

145

Barack Obama in......




Crappy Gilmore

Posted by: Blazer at June 20, 2010 09:39 AM (t72+4)

146 Joe and I are getting pretty good with the ball washers.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Toonces Obama at June 20, 2010 09:40 AM (554T5)

147

Barack Obama in......

The Wizard of Uhhs

Posted by: Cicero at June 20, 2010 09:40 AM (3Dnuf)

148
Barack Obama is Gen. Antonio Lopez de Santa Anna in.....


The Alamo

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2010 09:40 AM (UOM48)

149

Brack Obama stars as a female boxer in

20 BillionDollar Tarballs, Baby

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2010 09:40 AM (XJmtE)

150 RedState has a diary up now with Jon Kyl saying Obama told him in private that he opposes enforcing the border, because then he couldn't pass amnesty. It makes me think, if this is true, he could be politicizing the oil spill, as well, because it would help pass cap and trade. You know, if this is true, it actually helps the argument that Barry actually likes crises. Many including myself believe he wishes the spill, the border, the unemployment, the crashing market would just go away, because then he could claim credit for it. Many conservatives balk at the notion that he wants this shit to continue and roil. Well, with the exception of big names like Rush and little folks like many morons here, this changes the game for those who argue that Barry really wants a success to call his own. This ought to be a big story. Do "practical" conservatives like Eddie Morrissey or Hugh Mitt Romney Hewitt believe someone like John Kyl would lie to them? What can you say about Barry now if it is true that he would oppose border security merely to score points politically? Do you still think Barry wants progress? Or merely power?

Posted by: George Orwell at June 20, 2010 09:40 AM (AZGON)

151 The President has been golfing a lot???...better leave that for the cables.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at June 20, 2010 09:40 AM (5qJM5)

152 Barack Obama and Sandra Bullock in..

The blind shot

Posted by: Timbo at June 20, 2010 09:41 AM (ph9vn)

153

Barack Obama in...

Get the Fuck Out My Face So I Can Golf Now

Posted by: rdbrewer at June 20, 2010 09:41 AM (j8/3i)

154

What does Barack Obama have in common with Hugo Chavez?

OT: Oliver Stone Homage to Hugo Chavez Bombs in Venezuela http://bit.ly/9eohIK

Despite a PR and marketing blitz that had Oliver Stone on a whirlwind tour of Latin America, his latest documentary "South of the Border" has sunk like a rock at the Venezuelan box office.

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at June 20, 2010 09:41 AM (YVZlY)

155

What's Black, Purple and Green?...and Plaid All Over???

 

Posted by: George Soros at June 20, 2010 09:42 AM (XJmtE)

156

Arghhhh!!!

From Drudge:

On Father's Day, Obama praises 'two father' families . . .

Posted by: Ed Anger at June 20, 2010 09:42 AM (7+pP9)

157 Barack Obama and Henry Fonda in...


The Balls of Wrath

Posted by: billygoat at June 20, 2010 09:43 AM (5qJM5)

158

Barack Obama in...

The Importance of Being Earnest and Hitting the Fairways

Posted by: rdbrewer at June 20, 2010 09:43 AM (j8/3i)

159 On Father's Day, Obama praises 'two father' families....

Well, he should know.  (Wonder who his real baby daddy is?)



Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2010 09:43 AM (UOM48)

160
On Father's Day, Obama praises 'two father' families . . .

Posted by: Ed Anger at June 20, 2010 01:42 PM (7+pP9)






Think that was him paying homage to his real father Frank Marshall Davis ?

Posted by: Blazer at June 20, 2010 09:43 AM (t72+4)

161 What? I can't see you. Look, all I can report on now is the state, sound, feel and odor of Barry's crotch. This is where the real news happens.

Posted by: Mike Allen, Chief Sodomizer at Politico at June 20, 2010 09:44 AM (AZGON)

162 The Indonesian Imbecile stars in:

Dude, Where's My Oil Spill?

Posted by: progressoverpeace at June 20, 2010 09:44 AM (Qp4DT)

163 Barack Obama and James Dean in...


East of that Sand Trap

Posted by: billygoat at June 20, 2010 09:44 AM (5qJM5)

164

Barack Obama and Frank Marshall Davis star in:

Stains In Our Underwear

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at June 20, 2010 09:45 AM (YVZlY)

165

David Axelrod in...

FattyShack

Posted by: Cicero at June 20, 2010 09:45 AM (3Dnuf)

166 Barack Hussein and Joey Biden in.....
Blazing Nine Irons
He said, "The President's anear."

Posted by: andycanuck at June 20, 2010 09:45 AM (7b1Uc)

167

Barack Obama in...

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest and Into the Greenside Bunker

Posted by: rdbrewer at June 20, 2010 09:45 AM (j8/3i)

168
Save a seat at the bar for me.  I'm off to locate some fresh shrimp for shrimp enchiladas tonight.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2010 09:45 AM (UOM48)

169 Barack Obama in a compelling tale of waffles and golf... The Breakfast Club

Posted by: George Orwell at June 20, 2010 09:45 AM (AZGON)

170 TEH WON and Robert DeNiro in...

RAGING BALL

Posted by: billygoat at June 20, 2010 09:45 AM (5qJM5)

171

on Father's Day, Obama praises 'two father' families . . .

So Confusing!?!
Barack really is a product of his upbringing. 

Poor guy.

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2010 09:45 AM (XJmtE)

172

Rahm Emanuel, Brack Obama and Janet Napolitano in...

The Nude, The Bad and the Fugly

Posted by: Cicero at June 20, 2010 09:46 AM (3Dnuf)

173

Barack Obama in.....




Woodfellas

Posted by: Blazer at June 20, 2010 09:46 AM (t72+4)

174

Barack Obama in...

Dude, Where's My Ball?

Posted by: rdbrewer at June 20, 2010 09:46 AM (j8/3i)

175

Barack Obama in...

The Golf War

Posted by: sTevo at June 20, 2010 09:47 AM (zIUsq)

176 @177 Meh heh heh.

Posted by: George Orwell at June 20, 2010 09:47 AM (AZGON)

177 President Present and James Stewart in...

It's a Wonderful Golf Course

Posted by: billygoat at June 20, 2010 09:47 AM (5qJM5)

178

John Favreau in...

King Pong

Posted by: Cicero at June 20, 2010 09:47 AM (3Dnuf)

179

Barack Obama in...

I Only Like Being President When It's Easy and Fun

Posted by: rdbrewer at June 20, 2010 09:48 AM (j8/3i)

180

Barack Obama in.......



Where Eagle Ones Dare

Posted by: Blazer at June 20, 2010 09:48 AM (t72+4)

181

The Prez'nit and Mark Wahlberg in

Bogie Days

Posted by: RickZ at June 20, 2010 09:48 AM (Hkzt9)

182

Barack Obama in...

Doesn't Matter If I Golf Constantly, The Media, Hollywood, and Chickenshit Comics Have My Back

Posted by: rdbrewer at June 20, 2010 09:49 AM (j8/3i)

183 President 'Easy' B and William Shatner star in...

GOLF TREK

Posted by: billygoat at June 20, 2010 09:51 AM (5qJM5)

Posted by: tachyonshuggy at June 20, 2010 09:52 AM (BUlti)

185

Barack Obama in...

George Bush Played Golf Too and Other Non Sequiturs

Posted by: rdbrewer at June 20, 2010 09:52 AM (j8/3i)

186 And to think that the MFM virtually accused Dubya of treason for going to the ranch in Texas a couple of times a year.

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at June 20, 2010 09:52 AM (554T5)

187

Barack Obama in Ernest Hemingway's.......





The Old Man and the Oil Covered Sea

Posted by: Blazer at June 20, 2010 09:52 AM (t72+4)

188

Barack Obama in...

I Wasn't Really Ready To Be President, You Know

Posted by: rdbrewer at June 20, 2010 09:53 AM (j8/3i)

189 ...the media coverage be for Obama's inevitable August vacation. Predict the location, how long it will actually be, and how they explain why its important for him to get away. Immediately the phony Clinton "dancing on the beach" setup came to mind. But with this, newly liberated MFM, there won't need to be any setups. Whatever Barry and FKOTUS do will be covered as the very model of a modern major marriage. Drinking a cup of espresso, gazing out a hotel window, sneezing, pulling a piece of wagyu gristle out of the teeth... all of it will be lauded with glossy photo spreads. The gap between reality and the MFM has never been wider. Yet half the nation believes in MFM fantasies. This will not end well. Oh, and 30 over par will be heralded as a remarkable game, when Barry does it.

Posted by: George Orwell at June 20, 2010 09:53 AM (AZGON)

190

Barack Obama in.........




The Beverage Cart Hillbillies

Posted by: Blazer at June 20, 2010 09:54 AM (t72+4)

191

Ya Aint seen Nothin Yet.

Posted by: Barakman T Obummerdrive at June 20, 2010 09:54 AM (9lWHk)

192 Ok guys the joke is dead. You have beaten its face in with a baseball bat and are now just pissing on its rotting corpse. And trust me when I tell you I know something about beating a joke to death.

Posted by: Your Momma Joke #9352 at June 20, 2010 09:54 AM (V/EYZ)

193 Precedent Pantload stars in the remake:

Divine Sandshots of the Wee Wee Sisterhood

Posted by: progressoverpeace at June 20, 2010 09:54 AM (Qp4DT)

194

Barack Obama in...

Hell With It, Give Me a Chesterfield and My Three Wood

Posted by: rdbrewer at June 20, 2010 09:54 AM (j8/3i)

195 @203 You're killin' me over here. This coffee stain is your fault, mister.

Posted by: George Orwell at June 20, 2010 09:55 AM (AZGON)

196 Interesting that he went golfing with "Delaware's a slave state, you know" Biden yesterday instead of to any Juneteenth celebration anywhere.

I pre-emptively denounce myself.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at June 20, 2010 09:56 AM (M9BNu)

197

Barack Obama in......



KOOL Hand Luke

Posted by: Blazer at June 20, 2010 09:56 AM (t72+4)

198 "So why isn't Kyle submitting articles of impeachment?" Uh...because he's a Republican?

Posted by: Eric "The Brute" Cantor at June 20, 2010 09:56 AM (VXBR1)

199 Baracky Obummer and Michael J Fox in...


Back to the Golf Course

Posted by: billygoat at June 20, 2010 09:56 AM (5qJM5)

200 Barack Obama in .

La golf cart a follies.

Posted by: Timbo at June 20, 2010 09:57 AM (ph9vn)

201

Barack Obama in...

I Don't Care What Others Think

Posted by: rdbrewer at June 20, 2010 09:57 AM (j8/3i)

202 The entire Obama Administration in

Rain Men

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 20, 2010 09:58 AM (+BcQ3)

203 Barack Obama and Tom Hanks in:

Saving Private Courses

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 20, 2010 09:59 AM (F6+w6)

204 Barack Obama in:

CaddyShizzle

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 20, 2010 09:59 AM (F6+w6)

205 B Hussein takes the role of Shithead Lebuff in

The Greatest Game Ever Played, Every Single Day

Posted by: progressoverpeace at June 20, 2010 09:59 AM (Qp4DT)

206

B+rry in :

 Golf! Golf! Golf!

Posted by: torabora at June 20, 2010 10:00 AM (ZK+EI)

207 Barack Obama shows off his swing in:

The Ladies of the Club

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 20, 2010 10:00 AM (F6+w6)

208 Barack Obama in:

All the King's Courses

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 20, 2010 10:01 AM (F6+w6)

209

Barack Obama in.......




A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Fore-um

Posted by: Blazer at June 20, 2010 10:01 AM (t72+4)

210 Barack Obama in..

Forest Duffer

Posted by: Timbo at June 20, 2010 10:02 AM (ph9vn)

211 All the President's caddies

Posted by: nine coconuts at June 20, 2010 10:02 AM (DHNp4)

212 He's gonna get bunkered up in the sandtraps of the Middle East....like Jimmah did.

Posted by: torabora at June 20, 2010 10:02 AM (ZK+EI)

213 B Hussein, the third world's representative occupying the White House, sings his heart out in:

Shakedown Street ... Bitches

Posted by: progressoverpeace at June 20, 2010 10:02 AM (Qp4DT)

214 Barack Obama and John Daly in:

Beer Summit II: Who's Fucked Up Their Career Worse?

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 20, 2010 10:02 AM (F6+w6)

215

Is

Hopey Gilmore

taken?

Posted by: Beagle at June 20, 2010 10:02 AM (sOtz/)

216

Apparently, EZ Bake's Kenyan birth certificate has been found.

http://bit.ly/aUUaBZ

 

Posted by: RushBabe at June 20, 2010 10:02 AM (W8m8i)

217 "A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Fore-um" I thought you were going to say, "A Funny Thing Happened On the Way to the Foreskin." Heh.

Posted by: John "Studly" Boehner at June 20, 2010 10:02 AM (VXBR1)

218

Barack Obama and Steven Seagal in.....




Above the Hole

Posted by: Blazer at June 20, 2010 10:03 AM (t72+4)

219

Rahm Emanuel, David Axelrod, Janet Napolitano,  and Barry Soetoro in

Three Cons in a Fountain of Fuggedabowdit

Posted by: Speller at June 20, 2010 10:04 AM (o0R2E)

220 The President's Ball is missing

Posted by: torabora at June 20, 2010 10:05 AM (ZK+EI)

221 What the problem is? Two father families? That's like double the Daddy Shizzle. With matching bedsheets!

Posted by: Teh Prez at June 20, 2010 10:05 AM (XYcTY)

222 Barack Obama stars with Keanu Reeves and Patrick Swayze in:

Point Breaks:  To the left a bit.  About 3 balls worth, I'd say.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at June 20, 2010 10:06 AM (F6+w6)

223 I honestly believe that Obama's feelings on the oil spill can be summed up as, "yeah, whatever." I don't think he actually cares which way it goes. Either it'll get fixed eventually or, you know, fuck 'em if they can't deal with it. And "the worse the better" as a man once said.

Plus, it's not like Yellowstone went off and there's nobody to blame. BP is rich and already in his pockets. He'll try to make a fascist Government Oil thing out of what he allows to live as a business in the US, making this whole oil spill thing like a Lost cliffhanger as it takes the story of  "transnational progressivism" to a whole new level.

You think Britain is getting a clue now about how much he hates them? Just wait three months. He'll humiliate BP and have a semi-chub the whole time. He'll validate himself to his father AND get his "skyrocketing" energy prices. A two-fer!

Posted by: tachyonshuggy at June 20, 2010 10:07 AM (BUlti)

224

Barack Obama and Gregory Peck in.....




On the Pebble Beach

Posted by: Blazer at June 20, 2010 10:08 AM (t72+4)

225 Posted by: RushBabe at June 20, 2010 02:02 PM (W8m8i)

Very interesting.  And it dovetails nicely with the former elections clerk in Hawaii who said he would testify that there is no long form certificate there, and that it was an open secret.

It's amazing that people aren't even bothered by the fact that no one can identify the hospital the Indonesian Imbecile was born at (in Hawaii) or that the Imbecile, himself, identified two different hospitals and then just stopped talking about it, at all.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at June 20, 2010 10:09 AM (Qp4DT)

226

A new comedy starring B+rry Sotero, Charles Gibbson, Nancy Pelosi,  the halarious Harry ( Fore $Trillion!) Reid, and a cameo by Telepromter

Golf Course!

Posted by: torabora at June 20, 2010 10:09 AM (ZK+EI)

227

Barack Obama in...

I, Me, Mine

Posted by: rdbrewer at June 20, 2010 10:10 AM (j8/3i)

228 BTW, can you imagine playing Bedroom Golf with Nancy Pelosi?

Posted by: torabora at June 20, 2010 10:10 AM (ZK+EI)

229 BHO stars in:

And Golf Created Wee-Wee Man

Posted by: progressoverpeace at June 20, 2010 10:11 AM (Qp4DT)

230

Barack Obama in...

I Like Gay Porn With A Golf Motief

Posted by: rdbrewer at June 20, 2010 10:11 AM (j8/3i)

231 Obama inherited this mess. The Republican Party is owned by Big Oil. It's Bush's fault. Culture of corruption.

Posted by: WaterCow at June 20, 2010 10:12 AM (cQyWA)

232 What a shame it would be to be hit by a stray golf ball.

Posted by: tiger at June 20, 2010 10:12 AM (UdYT0)

233

Barack Obama and Airforce One in.....



Scareplane !


" Joey, do you like movies about third world dictators ? "

"You ever seen a grown commie naked ?"

Posted by: Blazer at June 20, 2010 10:12 AM (t72+4)

234 You assholes wont be laughing when we fill that leak with a gigantic golf ball.

Posted by: Barack Obama at June 20, 2010 10:13 AM (Vui52)

235 Barry Soetoro and Kevin Bacon in...

Foot Wedge.

Posted by: Barbarian at June 20, 2010 10:13 AM (EL+OC)

236

I will plug the hole !






All nineteen of them.

Posted by: Barack Obama at June 20, 2010 10:14 AM (t72+4)

237 The Precedent's outstanding golf score is recorded in the epic:

300

Posted by: progressoverpeace at June 20, 2010 10:14 AM (Qp4DT)

238

President Obama hits the beach in:

The Longest Drive

Posted by: Ed Anger at June 20, 2010 10:14 AM (7+pP9)

239 Okay, before I go:

Barry McFuctard and Zombie Burt Lancaster in....

From Here to the Rough

and:

Otis Mathis and President Numbnuts in....

Masterbater and Commander (in-douche)

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2010 10:16 AM (UOM48)

240

Barack Obama in...

I'm So Smart, I Don't Have To Reveal My Grades or My IQ, and I Can Play Golf Whenever I Want, So Go Fuck Yourself

Posted by: rdbrewer at June 20, 2010 10:16 AM (j8/3i)

241 As I was saying on the hike to the cascade, Barack is against a quick solution to the oil spill because it is not halal (islamic kosher) to eat shell fish. Some of the militants would be in agreement with letting the shrimp eat crude.

Posted by: sTevo at June 20, 2010 10:17 AM (zIUsq)

242 The Ass-Kicker-in-Chief makes his action debut in:

Above The Law

(Sorry, it fit perfectly as it was)

Posted by: progressoverpeace at June 20, 2010 10:18 AM (Qp4DT)

243 Barack Obama and Mitch McConnell in....

Swing My Way

Posted by: Barbarian at June 20, 2010 10:19 AM (EL+OC)

244

Barack Obama in...

Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Oh, Yeah, and Me

Posted by: rdbrewer at June 20, 2010 10:19 AM (j8/3i)

245 Dickhead McConnell is on Fox News Sunday making an ass of himself.  Asked about Barton and whether the GOP supports BP, the idiot couldn't just say, "We support the Constitution."

I hate these asswipes.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at June 20, 2010 10:20 AM (Qp4DT)

Posted by: George Orwell at June 20, 2010 10:20 AM (AZGON)

247 Barack Obama in...

Four-some doves

Posted by: Timbo at June 20, 2010 10:21 AM (ph9vn)

248 262 Dickhead McConnell is on Fox News Sunday making an ass of himself.  Asked about Barton and whether the GOP supports BP, the idiot couldn't just say, "We support the Constitution."

I hate these asswipes.

Words cannot describe how much I hate that fuck McConnell.

Posted by: Barbarian at June 20, 2010 10:21 AM (EL+OC)

249 Dickhead McConnell is on Fox News Sunday making an ass of himself.  Asked about Barton and whether the GOP supports BP, the idiot couldn't just say, "We support the Constitution."

McConnell famously said "There is no education in the second kick of a mule."  He's proving that aphorism everyday.

Posted by: George Orwell at June 20, 2010 10:22 AM (AZGON)

250

Barack Obama in...

Now Watch This Drive Too

Posted by: rdbrewer at June 20, 2010 10:22 AM (j8/3i)

251 Barack Obama in...


From here to the back nine.

Posted by: Timbo at June 20, 2010 10:22 AM (ph9vn)

252 From Sweetness & Light:

Obama spill panel big on policy, not engineering


WASHINGTON — The panel appointed by President Barack Obama to investigate the Gulf of Mexico oil spill is short on technical expertise but long on talking publicly about "America’s addiction to oil." One member has blogged about it regularly.

Only one of the seven commissioners, the dean of Harvard’s engineering and applied sciences school, has a prominent engineering background — but it’s in optics and physics
. Another is an environmental scientist with expertise in coastal areas and the after-effects of oil spills. Both are praised by other scientists.

The five other commissioners are experts in policy and management
.
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We're in the best of hands.

Posted by: Ed Anger at June 20, 2010 10:23 AM (7+pP9)

253 Yeah, 300 in golf and 68 in bowling. If only he could switch those scores I'd be impressed.

Posted by: Upscale Community Organizing Thought Criminal at June 20, 2010 02:19 PM (IhHdM)

Actually, Precedent Wee Wee scored a 37 in bowling!  Yes, a 37.  He was in competition with his peer group - Kim Jong Il's golf score, which was a 38.

This is the world we live in, now.  .... Yep.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at June 20, 2010 10:23 AM (Qp4DT)

254

McConnell is a friend of mine.

Posted by: Michael Steele at June 20, 2010 10:24 AM (ZK+EI)

255 Maybe the next RNC video should show Michael Moore saying how it is wrong for a President to be out playing golf [clip from Fahrenheit 911] while the country is in crisis and all while showing clips of Obama/Biden playing golf. Yes/No?

Posted by: multiuseless at June 20, 2010 10:24 AM (fapxb)

256

Barack Obama in William Shakespeare's......




Macbeth Page

Posted by: Barack Obama at June 20, 2010 10:28 AM (t72+4)

257 McConnell famously said "There is no education in the second kick of a mule."  He's proving that aphorism everyday.

Posted by: George Orwell at June 20, 2010 02:22 PM (AZGON)

Yep.  McConnell clearly needs 6 or 7 more kicks.  If he still doesn't learn, at least he won't be able to open his mouth, anymore. 

Posted by: progressoverpeace at June 20, 2010 10:28 AM (Qp4DT)

258 Barack Obama in...

LaBumbler


la...la..la...la.la.la.la..... bumbler...
la..la..la..la..la..la..la.  some other shit in spanish.

Posted by: Timbo at June 20, 2010 10:28 AM (ph9vn)

259 Ealing Studios presents Barack Obama in...
The Man In The Empty Suit

Posted by: andycanuck at June 20, 2010 10:29 AM (7b1Uc)

260 Barack Obama in

Wee-Wee's Big Adventure

Posted by: George Orwell at June 20, 2010 10:30 AM (AZGON)

261

Reminds me when Obama had one of his speeches scheduled for prime time. Fox refused to preempt it's programing. A commenter quipped, "You can watch "Lie to Me" or Obama's speech, which amounts to the same thing!"   .

Posted by: Diogenes at June 20, 2010 10:30 AM (eVJ7T)

262 Heh. The KFI newsguy reporting on the Joran Van Der Sloot stuff called him "Jordan Van Sloot" at the start of the story and "Van Der Slot" at the end. Reminds me of the SNL skit about Lech Walesa.

Posted by: Anachronda at June 20, 2010 10:32 AM (LD+ZJ)

263 Barack Obama in
Swingers

with special guest appearances by Al Gore and Laurie David.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 20, 2010 10:32 AM (7b1Uc)

264 OT: Obama tells Kyl in private Oval Office meeting: I wonÂ’t secure border because then Republicans will have no reason to support comprehensive immigration reform http://ow.ly/20Tj8

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at June 20, 2010 10:32 AM (YVZlY)

265

Barack Obama and Larry Sinclair in Albert R. Broccoli's.......



Moonraper

Posted by: Blazer at June 20, 2010 10:32 AM (t72+4)

266

Eat shit, haters. I'm all over this motherfucker.

 

Too street? Not street enough? Where's Spike?

Posted by: President Gangsta rollin fat in golf cart with 26 inch rims at June 20, 2010 10:33 AM (tZkl1)

267 Barack Obama, Pelicans covered in oil, fisherman out of work, empty beaches, restaurant owners out of work and Sandra Bullock in..

While you were golfing

Posted by: Timbo at June 20, 2010 10:33 AM (ph9vn)

268

Barack Obama in

The Man Who Fell to Earth

well at least his polling numbers are in it, I heard...

Posted by: CAC at June 20, 2010 10:34 AM (Gr1V1)

269 The third world Precedent stars in:

(More Than) A Touch Of Evil

Posted by: progressoverpeace at June 20, 2010 10:34 AM (Qp4DT)

270
Barack Obama is 007 in.......




On Her Majesty's Secret Golf Course

Posted by: Blazer at June 20, 2010 10:35 AM (t72+4)

271

Barack Obama in...

I'm So Clever I Can Say Whatever I Want and Other Inner Thoughts

Posted by: rdbrewer at June 20, 2010 10:36 AM (j8/3i)

272

Barack Obama in...

If You Think About It, I'm Much More Awesome Than Narcissus

Posted by: rdbrewer at June 20, 2010 10:37 AM (j8/3i)

273 Barack Obama in..

Apology 13..


America.. we have a problem.

Posted by: Timbo at June 20, 2010 10:37 AM (ph9vn)

274

Barack Obama and G. Gordon Liddy in......





GOOOOOOOOOOOOLD ! FINGER

Posted by: Blazer at June 20, 2010 10:37 AM (t72+4)

275 Liz Cheney is very disappointing on Fox News Sunday.  She got the whole BP/Barton thing totally wrong and didn't seem to understand the grave problems with the dictator-in-chief on this.  Sad.  Truly sad.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at June 20, 2010 10:38 AM (Qp4DT)

276 Barack Obama in William Shakespeare's...
Oilthello

Posted by: andycanuck at June 20, 2010 10:38 AM (7b1Uc)

277

Barack Obama in...

Apocalypse When You're This Awesome, You Gotta Spread It Around Now

Posted by: rdbrewer at June 20, 2010 10:39 AM (j8/3i)

278

Barack Obama and Larry Sinclair in.....




The Spy Who Loved Me A Little Too Much

Posted by: Blazer at June 20, 2010 10:39 AM (t72+4)

279

Barack Obama in...

America Elected a Psycho

Posted by: rdbrewer at June 20, 2010 10:42 AM (j8/3i)

280 231

Apparently, EZ Bake's Kenyan birth certificate has been found.

http://bit.ly/aUUaBZ

 

Posted by: RushBabe at June 20, 2010 02:02 PM (W8m8i)


Interesting, but with Orly Taitz involved, it's probably going to be another fake. I see that this was posted a few days ago. How recently did this happen, and how much credibility does it have?




Posted by: Diogenes at June 20, 2010 10:42 AM (eVJ7T)

281

Barack Obama is 007 in.......




A View To A Spill

Posted by: Blazer at June 20, 2010 10:43 AM (t72+4)

282 Barack Obama in...
Eternal Sunshine of the Empty Mind

Posted by: andycanuck at June 20, 2010 10:44 AM (7b1Uc)

283

Barack Obama and Doris Day star in a breathtaking Chicago setting:

With Six You Get Rolled

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at June 20, 2010 10:44 AM (YVZlY)

284 Barack Obama in...
Das Boob

Posted by: andycanuck at June 20, 2010 10:45 AM (7b1Uc)

285

#297

Nothing credible comes out of that goofy bitch's mouth.

She looks like Tammy Faye Bakker if TFB had a tapeworm, she literally looks like a total spaz.

Posted by: CAC at June 20, 2010 10:46 AM (Gr1V1)

286 Barack Obama in...
Slumdog $20-Billionaire

Posted by: andycanuck at June 20, 2010 10:47 AM (7b1Uc)

287 Barack Obama in the mafia thriller.....

Dipshitfella's


The gulf... Forgetaboutit...I'm trying to golf here.

Posted by: Timbo at June 20, 2010 10:47 AM (ph9vn)

288

Posted by: Diogenes at June 20, 2010 02:42 PM (eVJ7T)

The footprint seems like pretty hard evidence that could be easily checked.  I can't see how a court could dismiss this without checking that part out.  Of course, our courts are no longer acting within the framework of the law, but it seems pretty tough to forge those prints, if they check out.  Further, the process numbers and other identification on the certificate should not be difficult to trace in Kenya.

Taitz just gets a bad name because of the squishes here treating her like they treated Joe Barton.  I like her and like what she's doing.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at June 20, 2010 10:47 AM (Qp4DT)

289

Barack Obama stars in the Musical:

Seven Brides for Seven Muslim Bothers

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at June 20, 2010 10:48 AM (YVZlY)

290 Barack Obama in...
The Lyin' King

Posted by: andycanuck at June 20, 2010 10:48 AM (7b1Uc)

291 Isn't it Seven Brides For One Muslim Brother?

Posted by: andycanuck at June 20, 2010 10:49 AM (7b1Uc)

292

America.. we have a problem.

I want to hear Sarah say that and point at Barky.

Posted by: sherlock at June 20, 2010 10:49 AM (thr9V)

293
Barack Obama in...

The Longest Putt.


btw
Miss me yet?

Posted by: Zombie Millard Fillmore at June 20, 2010 10:49 AM (roBAy)

294 Barack Obama in...
Kick-Ass???

Posted by: andycanuck at June 20, 2010 10:50 AM (7b1Uc)

295

Barack Obama stars in the Sci-Fi Thriller:

Invasion of the Booty Snatchers

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at June 20, 2010 10:50 AM (YVZlY)

296 Campaign buttons now available.

Get yours
http://tinyurl.com/2b6qz2j


Posted by: Warren at June 20, 2010 10:51 AM (lI9wK)

297
Barack Obama is 007 in.....



Wantnopussy

Posted by: Blazer at June 20, 2010 10:52 AM (t72+4)

298

Barack and Michelle Obama star in the sexual thriller:

The Howling

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at June 20, 2010 10:53 AM (YVZlY)

299 Can't understand why none of the Repubs get the point on the $20 billion slush fund.  It is unConstitutional, is an end run around the judicial system, and gives even more money and unaccountable power to the Chicago Kid.  Instead of pointing this out, they excoriate Barton, the only one of them with a spine (limp though it may be).  Oh wait--I forgot-- they're Republicans.

Yet one more reason that they will manage to screw up the November elections--watch and learn.

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 20, 2010 10:54 AM (8nf3A)

300 Okay, a little quick checking indicates that video was probably from somewhere around 11/9/2009. It apparently isn't recent, and I can only conclude that the Kenyan Birth Certificate which Orly filed was probably non-persuasive.

It's probably just a bunch of wishful thinking crap.


Posted by: Diogenes at June 20, 2010 10:55 AM (eVJ7T)

301

Barack Obama in the Thriller:

Last White House On The Left

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at June 20, 2010 10:55 AM (YVZlY)

302 Here's a question.  Does he cheat as much as Clinton did at golf?


Posted by: Kemp at June 20, 2010 10:56 AM (2+9Yx)

303 Balls of Glory II , The Slackening

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at June 20, 2010 10:56 AM (NuAIL)

304

In the very near future, someone is going to write a book about this, like they wrote books about Katrina. The books about Katrina laid almost all the blame upon Mayor Nagin and Louisiana's (then-Democratic) political class. This information killed the Democrat Party in Louisiana. Those of you outside the Gulf Coast didn't notice because the rest of the country got wowed by Obama's snake-oil.

When the books come out about this disaster, I think Obama's going to have a problem.

Posted by: Zimriel at June 20, 2010 10:56 AM (Ic2vr)

305 Barack Obama in...

Lord Of The Links
The Fellowship Of The Golf Cart

Posted by: Zombie Millard Fillmore at June 20, 2010 10:57 AM (roBAy)

306 Barack Obama in...
Requiem For A Featherweight

Posted by: andycanuck at June 20, 2010 10:57 AM (7b1Uc)

307
Here's a question.  Does he cheat as much as Clinton did at golf?



Posted by: Kemp at June 20, 2010 02:56 PM (2+9Yx)






Don't know, but here's a tip for ya'. When you take Michelle golfing, always let the wookiee win.

Posted by: Han Solo at June 20, 2010 10:58 AM (t72+4)

308 Morons:

Another Doc Zero post to make you weep like a bitch. Assuming you're into that.

doczero.org, cross posted on HA, "Honor from our fathers."

Posted by: Hey.Wheres.Barry at June 20, 2010 10:58 AM (hyP1j)

309

The footprint seems like pretty hard evidence that could be easily checked.  I can't see how a court could dismiss this without checking that part out.  Of course, our courts are no longer acting within the framework of the law, but it seems pretty tough to forge those prints, if they check out.  Further, the process numbers and other identification on the certificate should not be difficult to trace in Kenya.

Taitz just gets a bad name because of the squishes here treating her like they treated Joe Barton.  I like her and like what she's doing.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at June 20, 2010 02:47 PM (Qp4DT)


I admire her passion, but she comes across as a nut. As for the Birth Certificate, a lot of people have pointed out that you can bribe Kenyans to produce any kind of document you want, so it has a huge credibility issue. However, if enough people can swear to it's authenticity to get it into evidence, then trick or not, at least it might eventually allow the legal system to finally address this issue.


Posted by: Diogenes at June 20, 2010 11:00 AM (eVJ7T)

310 Please, Barack, just keep this up until January. It sucks hard to be chained up with this asshole. *points to James Buchanan* I just want to the third worst so that everyone forgets about me

Posted by: Franklin Pierce in Hell at June 20, 2010 11:00 AM (Ic2vr)

311

Michelle Obama and UGA VII star in:

JAWS

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at June 20, 2010 11:00 AM (YVZlY)

312 Warren starring in...
Troll

Posted by: andycanuck at June 20, 2010 11:01 AM (7b1Uc)

313

Barack Obama in......




To SHELL and Back

Posted by: Blazer at June 20, 2010 11:01 AM (t72+4)

314 316 Can't understand why none of the Repubs get the point on the $20 billion slush fund.  It is unConstitutional, is an end run around the judicial system, and gives even more money and unaccountable power to the Chicago Kid.  Instead of pointing this out, they excoriate Barton, the only one of them with a spine (limp though it may be).  Oh wait--I forgot-- they're Republicans.

Yet one more reason that they will manage to screw up the November elections--watch and learn.

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 20, 2010 02:54 PM (8nf3A)



Same thing with the Birth Certificate issue. Nobody wanted to bring up the issue because they were too afraid of what the people with the Media Megaphone were gonna say about them.  And of course, John McCain probably didn't want to invite too much legal scrutiny to the issue of Presidential qualifications either.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 20, 2010 11:03 AM (eVJ7T)

315

Barack Obama, Gene Hackman and Barbara Hershey star in:

Hoosier yer Daddy

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at June 20, 2010 11:03 AM (YVZlY)

316 No Father's Day post or was the DIY book thing supposed to cover it.

Anyway, Happy Father's Day to our many excellent moron dads!  I'm proud to know each and every one of you.

Posted by: Peaches at June 20, 2010 11:04 AM (fwW9R)

317

Wow, that Doc Zero post over at HA is...........I have no words.



I think I have something in my eye.

Posted by: Blazer at June 20, 2010 11:05 AM (t72+4)

318

-->I admire her passion, but she comes across as a nut.

I disagree. She doesn't come across as anything but determined to express the idea that dual citizens are not 'natural born citizens' - the strongest case against The Precedent, the most natural for Americans to understand (before their brains got fried and we started hearing conservatives argue that citizen of 173 other nations is still eligible to be President and that the Founders wouldn't mind). It's only her hair and her accent that make people think she's nuts. That's pretty much all they talk about. They never address her arguments.

-->As for the Birth Certificate, a lot of people have pointed out that you can bribe Kenyans to produce any kind of document you want, so it has a huge credibility issue. However, if enough people can swear to it's authenticity to get it into evidence, then trick or not, at least it might eventually allow the legal system to finally address this issue.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 20, 2010 03:00 PM (eVJ7T)

That's true, which is why I said that the footprints and other identification numbers would have been easy to check out.  The footprint is pretty objective, though I'm not sure how accurate footprints are as compared to fingerprints.

I still don't put much in the Kenyan birth thing (as I take the dual citizenship obviates natural born citizenship argument as the clearest and easiest) but what that former election clerk from Hawaii is saying is pretty damning.  I don't know how reliable he is, but he did have that job.  He did have that access to the databases, and lingle and the others have been contradicting themselves and lying all over the place.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at June 20, 2010 11:07 AM (Qp4DT)

319 Barack Obama and Will Smith in..

I am legend in my own mind.

Posted by: Timbo at June 20, 2010 11:07 AM (ph9vn)

320

Barack H. Obama in Sam Raimi's........




Drag Me To SHELL

Posted by: Blazer at June 20, 2010 11:08 AM (t72+4)

321

The entire Obama Administration stars in the scary movie:

Creep Show

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at June 20, 2010 11:08 AM (YVZlY)

322

The entire Obama Administration stars in the scary movie:

Creep Show

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at June 20, 2010 03:08 PM (YVZlY)

Perfect.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at June 20, 2010 11:09 AM (Qp4DT)

323

When the books come out about this disaster, I think Obama's going to have a problem.

Posted by: Zimriel at June 20, 2010 02:56 PM (Ic2vr)


I'm not so sure. I stumbled across this rant in the comments on "the Daily Pundit", and it pretty much sums up my observation. (He's quoting someone else with a similar sentiment to the one you expressed.)


"Since ObamaÂ’s election will turn out to be the worst thing to happen to the leftist project in America in the past hundred years, and will free a generation from the chains of leftist quackery at just the time such freedom is most sorely needed, I actually thank our lucky stars for useful idiots like you two."

The fall of the Berlin Wall; the meltdown of the New Deal and the Great Society; the presidencies of George Bush (both I and II), William Jefferson Clinton and Jimmy Carter; the coming bankruptcy of Social Security; affirmative action; the genocide in Southeast Asia after the “end” of the Vietnam War - all of those and more should have demolished the Left permanently. None of them came close to doing so. The presidency of Barack “Robert Mugabe” Obama will likewise fail to cure the cancer that is leftist politics, which (I suspect) will always infest the American political system. I would be surprised if America’s march towards socialism did anything except relentlessly grind on.

There is a sizeable portion of the American public (mostly in the media, academia and Hollywood) that will always lust for a Fuehrer. Reality never intrudes on those twisted fantasies - never. The coming collapse of the Obamanation will also fail to provoke leftists to think rationally.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 20, 2010 11:10 AM (eVJ7T)

324

Barack Obama and Joe Biden in.....





The Divine Golfing Secrets of the Yip-Yip Brotherhood.

Posted by: Blazer at June 20, 2010 11:10 AM (t72+4)

325 339

The entire Obama Administration stars in the scary movie:

Creep Show

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at June 20, 2010 03:08 PM (YVZlY)


The true stories are always the scariest.

Posted by: Timbo at June 20, 2010 11:10 AM (ph9vn)

326 Rahm and Barry in:

BrokeBack Fairway

Posted by: Artruen at June 20, 2010 11:11 AM (L+dBi)

327

Barack Obama and Vincent Price star in the thriller:

House of Tax

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at June 20, 2010 11:11 AM (YVZlY)

328


Barack Obama and Vincent Price star in the thriller:

House of Tax

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at June 20, 2010 03:11 PM (YVZlY)







You owe me a new monitor.

Posted by: Blazer at June 20, 2010 11:12 AM (t72+4)

329
Barack Obama in:

An Inconvenient Doof

Posted by: Peaches at June 20, 2010 11:12 AM (fwW9R)

330 Barack Obama in...
Clueless In Seattle (And Everywhere Else)

Posted by: andycanuck at June 20, 2010 11:13 AM (7b1Uc)

331 344 Rahm and Barry in:

BrokeBack Fairway

Posted by: Artruen at June 20, 2010 03:11 PM (L+dBi)


Charlie Christ has a bit part in this too...  

Posted by: Timbo at June 20, 2010 11:13 AM (ph9vn)

332 Barack Obama makes good on campaign promise:

Spreads the well around.

Posted by: sTevo at June 20, 2010 11:13 AM (zIUsq)

333 I gave up golf years ago because it interfered with running my family and modest job. Just sayin"

Posted by: USA at June 20, 2010 11:14 AM (YZISw)

334


Barack Obama and Tom Skerrit in......




A Large Oil Slick Runs Through It

Posted by: Blazer at June 20, 2010 11:15 AM (t72+4)

335

During yesterday's golfing outing with Biden

 

Ovomit:  Damn it Joe, where are my balls?

Biden:  Ask your wife

Posted by: Sparky at June 20, 2010 11:15 AM (r0u40)

336


Barack Obama and a Newport cigarette in Bram Stoker's......




Dragula

Posted by: Blazer at June 20, 2010 11:18 AM (t72+4)

337


Barack Obama and an eight-ball of cocaine in.....




The Thin White Line

Posted by: Blazer at June 20, 2010 11:23 AM (t72+4)

338 The American public in the thrilling social fantasy ...

The President Who Never Was

... with an uncredited appearance by Barack Obama as Scandi, the alley hobo.

Posted by: Dusty at June 20, 2010 11:24 AM (3WVdK)

339

Barack Obama in...

Even My Farts Are Good

Posted by: rdbrewer at June 20, 2010 11:24 AM (j8/3i)

340

I disagree. She doesn't come across as anything but determined to express the idea that dual citizens are not 'natural born citizens' - the strongest case against The Precedent, the most natural for Americans to understand (before their brains got fried and we started hearing conservatives argue that citizen of 173 other nations is still eligible to be President and that the Founders wouldn't mind). It's only her hair and her accent that make people think she's nuts. That's pretty much all they talk about. They never address her arguments.


It's not just her Hair and Accent. She's Shrill. She talks too fast, and covers too much territory when being interviewed. She also is excessively combative when talking to media. She would be more effective if she slowed down and used wry humor, but she is relatively humorless and turns people off. Especially those who don't like what she's saying, and yeah, the hair and accent doesn't help. Neither does the fact that she's a Dentist\Lawyer.



-->As for the Birth Certificate, a lot of people have pointed out that you can bribe Kenyans to produce any kind of document you want, so it has a huge credibility issue. However, if enough people can swear to it's authenticity to get it into evidence, then trick or not, at least it might eventually allow the legal system to finally address this issue.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 20, 2010 03:00 PM (eVJ7T)

That's true, which is why I said that the footprints and other identification numbers would have been easy to check out.  The footprint is pretty objective, though I'm not sure how accurate footprints are as compared to fingerprints.

Two problems with that notion. 1. the identifying characteristics of the toes are not legible from what I can see. 2. Getting Barack Obama to take his shoes off to compare with the prints if they ARE legible. It ain't gonna happen.


I still don't put much in the Kenyan birth thing (as I take the dual citizenship obviates natural born citizenship argument as the clearest and easiest) but what that former election clerk from Hawaii is saying is pretty damning.  I don't know how reliable he is, but he did have that job.  He did have that access to the databases, and lingle and the others have been contradicting themselves and lying all over the place.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at June 20, 2010 03:07 PM (Qp4DT)


I don't put much stock in it either. If it is true, I will be pleased, but concern over WHERE he was born is overlooking the more important fact of "it doesn't matter." From the research that *I've* done on this issue, Barack could be born in the Whitehouse, and he would still not be a "Natural Born Citizen." It is an absolute requirement that the Parents have to be citizens to confer "Natural Born Citizen" status.

As for the election clerk from Hawaii, his argument is really weak. He is basically saying "Because *I* couldn't find it, it must not exist." It doesn't address the possibility that a Judge has ordered Obama's documents sealed, which is almost certainly the case because of his adoption by Lolo Soetoro, and subsequent divorce at a later date. It doesn't hurt that he has come forward, but I don't think a court will regard his evidence as worth much.


Posted by: Diogenes at June 20, 2010 11:25 AM (eVJ7T)

341

Barack Obama in Orson Welles'.......




Citizen Cocaine

Posted by: Blazer at June 20, 2010 11:26 AM (t72+4)

342 That last post didn't turn out the way the editor showed it when I was making it. This thing is kinda buggy. Hopefully you can figure out who wrote what.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 20, 2010 11:28 AM (eVJ7T)

343

Barack Obama is the swinging none in:

The Sound is Oil Slick

Featuring these hits-

How Do You Solve a Problem like Horizon

These are a Few of My Favourite Swings

I Am Sixteen going on 49

Do-Rahm-Me

So Long, Fairway

IdleWuss

No Way to Plug It

 

 

Posted by: Speller at June 20, 2010 11:30 AM (o0R2E)

344 Barack Obama and Clint Eastwwod in..

Escape from all responsibility

Posted by: Timbo at June 20, 2010 11:31 AM (ph9vn)

345
Barack Obama in...

2010

A Golf Odyssey

Posted by: Zombie Millard Fillmore at June 20, 2010 11:32 AM (roBAy)

346

Barack Obama in.......





Golf Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Club

Posted by: Blazer at June 20, 2010 11:33 AM (t72+4)

347 Barack Obama in..


The Mancurian golfer

Posted by: Timbo at June 20, 2010 11:36 AM (ph9vn)

348

Barack Obama and Mel Gibson in......




Mad Tax

Posted by: Blazer at June 20, 2010 11:37 AM (t72+4)

349
Barack Obama in...

Dr. Strangeputter

Posted by: Zombie Millard Fillmore at June 20, 2010 11:38 AM (roBAy)

350
Barack Obama in:

The Long Hot Bummer

Posted by: Peaches at June 20, 2010 11:39 AM (fwW9R)

351


Barack Obama and James Earl Jones in.......





Cry the Beloved Country Club

Posted by: Blazer at June 20, 2010 11:40 AM (t72+4)

352
Barack Obama in...
My Left Slice

Posted by: Zombie Millard Fillmore at June 20, 2010 11:41 AM (roBAy)

353
Barack Obama in...
The Golf King

Posted by: Zombie Millard Fillmore at June 20, 2010 11:43 AM (roBAy)

354

Barack Obama and the U.S. Constitution in.......




Gone In Twelve Million  and Six Hundred and Fourteen Thousand Seconds

Posted by: Blazer at June 20, 2010 11:44 AM (t72+4)

355 Obama is not in charge, he is just the figurehead the Democrat Party installed to rubberstamp their agenda. He does/says what The Party tells him to. How the Gulf disaster is being addressed is a perfect example of management by committee vs management by a leader.

Posted by: davidt at June 20, 2010 11:44 AM (HtIec)

356
Barack Obama in...
The Adventures of Barry Munchausen

Posted by: Zombie Millard Fillmore at June 20, 2010 11:46 AM (roBAy)

357 Barack Obama starring in the seasons hottest reality show...


Golf your ass off.

Posted by: Timbo at June 20, 2010 11:47 AM (ph9vn)

358

Barack Obama and John Murtha's flyblown corpse in John Carpenter's......




Escape from New Pork

Posted by: Blazer at June 20, 2010 11:47 AM (t72+4)

359

Barack Obama in...

American Psycho

Posted by: rdbrewer at June 20, 2010 11:48 AM (j8/3i)

360

Barack Obama in...

The Life and Times of Barack Obama

Posted by: rdbrewer at June 20, 2010 11:51 AM (j8/3i)

361

Barack Obama and Zombie Ted Kennedy in.......




A Room Where Windmills Aren't Obscuring Your View

Posted by: Blazer at June 20, 2010 11:51 AM (t72+4)

362
Barack Obama in...

The Chronicles Of Barry
The Putter, the Golf Cart and the Clubhouse

Posted by: Zombie Millard Fillmore at June 20, 2010 11:53 AM (roBAy)

363

Barack Obama in...

I Believe What Rich, White Liberals Tell Me

Posted by: rdbrewer at June 20, 2010 11:55 AM (j8/3i)

364
Sandra Bullock in........




While You Were Taking A Dump





(sorry, couldn't resist, the wife is watching that right now)

Posted by: Blazer at June 20, 2010 11:55 AM (t72+4)

365

You could see a true glint of delight in Rahm's eye when he got a chance to talk about Barton this morning.

Posted by: motionview at June 20, 2010 11:55 AM (I7bzg)

366 386 Barack Obama, in his big-screen premier:

The Curious Taste of Emanuel's Bottom

Posted by: Wodeshed at June 20, 2010 03:55 PM (MFbfZ)


Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...

I guess that is one way to get me to put down the bean dip.



Posted by: Timbo at June 20, 2010 11:57 AM (ph9vn)

367


You could see a true glint of delight in Rahm's eye when he got a chance to talk about Barton this morning.

Posted by: motionview at June 20, 2010 03:55 PM (I7bzg)





Iranian ships are getting ready to re-arm Hamas as we speak and the only thing Rahm can focus on is political opponent and carry water for Oilbama

Posted by: Blazer at June 20, 2010 11:58 AM (t72+4)

368 You could see a true glint of delight in Rahm's eye when he got a chance to talk about Barton change the subject from his incompetent boss this morning

Posted by: kansas at June 20, 2010 11:58 AM (w50Uq)

369
Sandra Bullock, Barack Obama and Larry Sinclair in........





Shit Potion No. 9



(o.k., done for real this time)

Posted by: Blazer at June 20, 2010 12:00 PM (t72+4)

370

Barack Obama in...

I'm Gonna Take a Bite Of Your Cheeseburger and Give Some Of Your Fries To This Hot Chick I Want To Impress and I'll Have a Drink of Your Pepsi Too

Posted by: rdbrewer at June 20, 2010 12:01 PM (j8/3i)

371
Barack Obama in:

Seven Sixty-three Days in April, May, and June

Posted by: Peaches at June 20, 2010 12:02 PM (fwW9R)

372

Barack Obama in...

Yup, I'm a Cocksucker

Posted by: rdbrewer at June 20, 2010 12:04 PM (j8/3i)

373

Barack Obama is

Touring all 57 states.

Posted by: sTevo at June 20, 2010 12:04 PM (zIUsq)

374

Barack H. Obama in...........





All the President's Caddies

Posted by: Blazer at June 20, 2010 12:04 PM (t72+4)

375
Barack Obama in...
Invasion Of The Job Snatchers

Posted by: Zombie Millard Fillmore at June 20, 2010 12:05 PM (roBAy)

376

Barack Obama in Wes Craven's.........




A Nightmare on 1600 Pennsylvania Street

Posted by: Blazer at June 20, 2010 12:06 PM (t72+4)

377 Jugears McFuckstick and Michael J. Fox in his come back role as a loyal fairway assistant in -

Caddyshake

Posted by: FORGER - Racist Czar at June 20, 2010 12:07 PM (J7Hjj)

378
Barack Obama live in.....

The Gusher Remains the Same

Posted by: Zombie Millard Fillmore at June 20, 2010 12:07 PM (roBAy)

379 A Nightmare on 1600 Pennsylvania Street

Posted by: Blazer at June 20, 2010 04:06 PM (t72+4)

Blazer it frightens me a little, that I just came over here to put that one up, and it appears we had a flash of mind meld. 

Posted by: Peaches at June 20, 2010 12:08 PM (fwW9R)

380

Barack Obama and Roddy Piper in.........





They Take

Posted by: Blazer at June 20, 2010 12:08 PM (t72+4)

381 CDR M, that is so unfair.  They also went to baseball games.

Posted by: Peaches at June 20, 2010 12:11 PM (fwW9R)

382


Blazer it frightens me a little, that I just came over here to put that one up, and it appears we had a flash of mind meld. 

Posted by: Peaches at June 20, 2010 04:08 PM (fwW9R)






Thats nothing. Imagine my horror as a thirteen year old boy having to walk home by myself after 11 o'clock at night after seeing it when I actually lived on.......... you guessed it Elm Street.

Posted by: Blazer at June 20, 2010 12:12 PM (t72+4)

383

Barack Obama in...

I Have Many Hifalutin Sounding Ideas, But the Reality Is They're Half-baked, Sophomoric, and Attitude-driven; I'm a Fraud; I'm Dumber Than a Flat Rock, and I'll Always Be An Emotional Adolescent

Posted by: rdbrewer at June 20, 2010 12:14 PM (j8/3i)

384 That one sounds like a blockbuster.

Posted by: rdbrewer at June 20, 2010 12:15 PM (j8/3i)

385 The gulf stars in...

Grease.


Posted by: Timbo at June 20, 2010 12:20 PM (ph9vn)

386 anyone have any thoughts on the ;

This Act may be cited as the ‘‘Protecting Cyberspace

as a National Asset Act of 2010Â’Â’.

Posted by: willow at June 20, 2010 12:20 PM (HyUIR)

387

Obama sings

He's Home -Home on the Range

Posted by: willow at June 20, 2010 12:21 PM (HyUIR)

388 Barack Obama in...


Honey, somebody shrunk my poll numbers

Posted by: Timbo at June 20, 2010 12:22 PM (ph9vn)

389

Obama starring In

the man who would be king

Posted by: willow at June 20, 2010 12:26 PM (HyUIR)

390

To quote Moe,Look I'm getting the better,the divots are getting smaller!

Posted by: ziptie at June 20, 2010 12:26 PM (UdYT0)

391

Barry Owe in:

Idler on the Roof

Posted by: Speller at June 20, 2010 12:30 PM (o0R2E)

392 New Open Thread up... c'ya

Posted by: FORGER - Racist Czar at June 20, 2010 12:31 PM (J7Hjj)

393 david #375 @ 3:44 - You're on the right track, but you haven't got it quite right.

Posted by: Yankees Fan at June 20, 2010 12:31 PM (sYrWB)

394 yeah he spends 4 hours a week golfing, well actually 2 hours golfing and 2 hours commuting during which i suppose he is able to do some work

Posted by: Michael Collins at June 20, 2010 12:33 PM (I+7Zv)

395

Sir Barack Obama in......




Lawrence of Aramco

Posted by: Blazer at June 20, 2010 12:35 PM (t72+4)

396

Obamas voters star  in :

Fatal Attraction

Posted by: willow at June 20, 2010 12:35 PM (HyUIR)

397

Barky Wafflemunch in:

Married to the Mob

 

Posted by: Speller at June 20, 2010 12:36 PM (o0R2E)

398

Barak stars in:

The Vanishing (of jobs)

Posted by: willow at June 20, 2010 12:37 PM (HyUIR)

399

Obama stars with Co-star Soros.

 in Dangerous Liaisons 

Posted by: willow at June 20, 2010 12:39 PM (HyUIR)

400
Obama in the:

The Mouse that Roared!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 20, 2010 12:39 PM (eVJ7T)

401 Michelle Obama stars in Field of socialists dreams.

Posted by: willow at June 20, 2010 12:40 PM (HyUIR)

402 Barack Obama in...
Shaft-ed

Posted by: andycanuck at June 20, 2010 12:41 PM (7b1Uc)

403 Michael Collins in...
Troll 2

Posted by: andycanuck at June 20, 2010 12:42 PM (7b1Uc)

404 "A Night in Casablanca" by the Marxist Brothers. All three parts played by Obama as Grouchy, Harpy and Cheeky.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 20, 2010 12:43 PM (eVJ7T)

405 And don't forget their production of
Day At The Race Wars

Posted by: andycanuck at June 20, 2010 12:49 PM (7b1Uc)

406 Michael Collins in.....


Little Balls of Fury, the Shriveling

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2010 12:50 PM (UOM48)

407
Barack Obama in

Married to the Blob

Posted by: Peaches at June 20, 2010 12:54 PM (fwW9R)

408 oil clean up is SOCIALISM just let the free market and business clean up the mess. Government isn't supposed to clean up the mess that corporations make

Posted by: Michael Collins at June 20, 2010 12:58 PM (I+7Zv)

409 Did you plug the hole in Michael Collins' head yet, daddy?

Posted by: mahlia at June 20, 2010 01:14 PM (7b1Uc)

410

Zucker, Abrams & Zucker present The Messiah Barry H. Obizzle and BP in:

KILL SHOT!

and

KILL SHOT PART DEUX: JUNK SHOT

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at June 20, 2010 01:18 PM (8MuSQ)

411 Posted by: Michael Collins at June 20, 2010 04:58 PM (I+7Zv)

Yet here they are into GM, health care, student loans, home loans, union pensions.....

Posted by: Zombie Millard Fillmore at June 20, 2010 01:21 PM (roBAy)

412 Barack Obama sings

Sixty ways to leave your gusher.

Posted by: sTevo at June 20, 2010 01:39 PM (zIUsq)

413 I notice Emmanuel is more interested in a "long line of PR gaffes" than in what BP is actually doing about the spill.  That says so much about this administration.  It's all about what you say, not what you do.

Posted by: Nemo from Erewhon at June 20, 2010 01:41 PM (Jsucl)

414

417 Barry Owe in:

Idler on the Roof

Maybe Idler in the Rough would be more appropriate...

Posted by: Abbyjack at June 20, 2010 02:06 PM (uNFHn)

415 I'll have you know that, under my leadership, the oil leak has been fully contained in the Gulf Of Mexico, and it will be soaked up by the beaches of Mississippi, Georgia, Alabama and Florida, before it can reach the beaches of California, Oregon, Washington and Hawaii. Aren't I cutesy? (curtsy)

Posted by: Let's make believe that I'm POTUS at June 20, 2010 02:11 PM (sYrWB)

Posted by: sTevo at June 20, 2010 02:15 PM (zIUsq)

417 Barack is..

Sponge Barack, Mom pants

Posted by: Timbo at June 20, 2010 02:18 PM (ph9vn)

418

Barack Obizzle, Jesse Jackson, Mel Gibson, Al Sharpton, and introducing Helen Thomas in:

 

Torah, Torah, Torah

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at June 20, 2010 02:26 PM (8MuSQ)

419

Barack Obama in...

Ishtar

Posted by: rdbrewer at June 20, 2010 02:49 PM (j8/3i)

420

@281: "Obama tells Kyl in private Oval Office meeting: I wonÂ’t secure border because then Republicans will have no reason to support comprehensive immigration reform http://ow.ly/20Tj8"

That seems to reveal more about Kyl than about Obizzle.  Not the sort of thing that even a dipshit like the Precedent would reveal to an ideological enemy.  More like something to tell an ally.

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at June 20, 2010 02:52 PM (8MuSQ)

421

Barack Obama...

Fiddles Golfs While Rome Burns There's a Big Oil Spill

Posted by: rdbrewer at June 20, 2010 02:57 PM (j8/3i)

422 @446: "Barack Obama in...

Ishtar"

Shouldn't that be Fish-tar?

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at June 20, 2010 03:11 PM (8MuSQ)

423 Barry Obama in:

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Oil Spill

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 20, 2010 04:13 PM (g6MPU)

424 #447 - What a strange logic. How did you come up with that belief? Just curious.

Posted by: Let's make believe that I'm POTUS at June 20, 2010 04:14 PM (sYrWB)

425  The American people and Barack Obama in the classic golf story of all time.


 Can we get a Mulligan.

Posted by: jainphx at June 20, 2010 06:27 PM (JOZMC)

426 Duh.

IIRC, phone conversations in the WH are recorded.

Back-nine deals out on the links are not.

Transparency, people... transparency!

Posted by: goy at June 20, 2010 07:30 PM (+Gze8)

427 He ain't working out there.  Not a chance.  He's escaping.

Posted by: rdbrewer at June 20, 2010 07:32 PM (j8/3i)

428

Barack Obama in...

Escape From D.C....  on the Back Nine While Not Talking Business

Posted by: rdbrewer at June 20, 2010 07:33 PM (j8/3i)

429 funny shit morons he thinks he's LeBron...but he's really Eddie Currie

Posted by: HULUGU at June 20, 2010 10:13 PM (Y/j1h)

430

I don't see how Obama is supposed to go on a trip when his trip director is golfing.

 

He probably just figured he might as well golf with him.

Posted by: Michael at June 21, 2010 09:29 AM (FC2+c)

431

G'Dammit, I can barely bring myself to forgive him.... but a Golfin' Jones is a tough thing to beat.

It destroys families.  It ruins work careers. 

And, it can drive a president's image making mongers batty, because they remember how they themselves drove George W. to put up his clubs 'til the end of his presidency.  And now they must deal with explainin' Obama's Golfin' Jones.

I understand.  I'm a staunch conservative.  But G'Dammit, I understand.

Poor bastard.

 

Posted by: tatercon at June 21, 2010 05:27 PM (U8laG)

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434 Great post, look at your blog every time there is a new harvest, thanks for sharing

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