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May 19, 2010

Pretty Funny: Parody of "The Greatest Political Ad In History"
— Ace

Linked at Hot Air. Mild content warning for language and gags you read here every day.

Good campaign slogan: I'll shoot you in the goddamned head.

Posted by: Ace at 10:42 AM | Comments (69)
Post contains 46 words, total size 1 kb.

1 First!

Posted by: CWilliams at May 19, 2010 10:45 AM (tBrQI)

2 All glory to the hypnotoad!

Posted by: fozzy at May 19, 2010 10:47 AM (ccEuN)

3 First!

HOLY CRAP! YOU ARE AWESOME!

Posted by: Nonexistent people who are impressed at May 19, 2010 10:47 AM (FkKjr)

4 LOL, he didn't have his finger in the trigger guard this time.

Posted by: Vic at May 19, 2010 10:49 AM (6taRI)

5 Dale's funnier.

Posted by: huerfano at May 19, 2010 10:49 AM (Updet)

6 Dale is funnier because Dale means it.

Posted by: Penfold at May 19, 2010 10:50 AM (1PeEC)

7 That video was disgusting.

Posted by: Dr. Spank's tender sensibilities at May 19, 2010 10:51 AM (OCfDT)

His "southern" accent is suck and his toy gun is teh GAY!

Posted by: Sgt. Fury at May 19, 2010 10:53 AM (0DcTz)

9 Hot air sucks

Posted by: dagny at May 19, 2010 10:53 AM (NuSoC)

10 I'd jack him off like I do my brother.

Posted by: Ed's' retarded sister at May 19, 2010 10:54 AM (SbFur)

11 Meh. It's been done.

Posted by: Chris R at May 19, 2010 10:55 AM (AO4qz)

12 Posted by: Dr. Spank's tender sensibilities at May 19, 2010 02:51 PM (OCfDT)

When did you get those?

Posted by: alexthechick at May 19, 2010 10:56 AM (8WZWv)

Actually, the parody wasn't particularly funny.

What are the politics of the group which made the parody?

Posted by: at May 19, 2010 10:57 AM (kaNp4)

14 12 Posted by: Dr. Spank's tender sensibilities at May 19, 2010 02:51 PM (OCfDT)

When did you get those?

That's Ed, whoever he is.

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 19, 2010 10:58 AM (SbFur)

15 13Actually, the parody wasn't particularly funny.

I didn't think so either. The real deal Dale was much more satisfying.

What are the politics of the group which made the parody?

Funny or Die? Left-winger Hollyweird types methinks.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 19, 2010 11:00 AM (9hSKh)

16 Posted by: Dr. Spank's tender sensibilities at May 19, 2010 02:51 PM (OCfDT)

When did you get those?

Posted by: alexthechick

The Internet. Amazon marked it down.

Posted by: Blue Hen at May 19, 2010 11:00 AM (R2fpr)

Another thing - someone on the original "Dale" thread was commenting on how there aren't any "real" men younger than 40 in our society anymore, and the actor which they hired to play the part in that parody couldn't have been more representative of it.

I bet Dale has a good 20 or 25 [if not 30] years on that soft, fat, pasty-white little twit, but I bet that Dale could still whup his ass in a bar-fight.

With one hand tied behind his back, no less.

Posted by: at May 19, 2010 11:01 AM (kaNp4)

18 Off thread:

One former adviser to the schools department said there was a deliberate policy of Â“scorched earthÂ”. Â“The atmosphere was Â‘pull up all the railways, burn the grain stores, leave nothing for the ToriesÂ’,Â” he added.

http://tinyurl.com/36zh9yz

Now that is funny.

Posted by: nine coconuts at May 19, 2010 11:01 AM (DHNp4)

19 The GOP is a parody of a fiscally conservative political party.

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at May 19, 2010 11:01 AM (w9bVp)

20 Obama is gayer.

Posted by: dsfsdfsdf at May 19, 2010 11:01 AM (Tfuib)

21 Posted by: Dr. Spank's tender sensibilities at May 19, 2010 02:51 PM (OCfDT)

When did you get those?

That's Ed, whoever he is.

Posted by: Dr Spank

For what it's worth, we know that you have some

Posted by: Blue Hen at May 19, 2010 11:01 AM (R2fpr)

22 Ummm, I choose Die.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at May 19, 2010 11:02 AM (i3AsK)

23 Vote or Die Mutha-Fucka!!!

Posted by: P-Diddy at May 19, 2010 11:03 AM (KCEPJ)

24 #17

Bullshit. Unless you think the service branches and PD's are full of pussies.

Good point on Dale being fully capable of leveling that tosser, though.

Posted by: GS at May 19, 2010 11:04 AM (O+Lmx)

25
yeah, real funny. I wish I thought of it.

oh wait, I did.
-------------------------------------

What in the hee-haw heck is this shit all about?

Only a fuckin' dummy would allow this to happen.

Vote for me and let's clean up Alabama and get rid of these fuckin' bums.

_{paid
for by Dale Patterson for Ag Commish}
Posted by: Dale Peterson at May 17, 2010 01:37 PM

Posted by: Mr Peebles at May 19, 2010 11:04 AM (uFokq)

26 It was good enough to make me smile. The real one is better though. There is nothing more amusing than a fed-up old man who means business, even funnier when you agree with him.

Posted by: I'm Not actually this guy at May 19, 2010 11:05 AM (tTj19)

ayup.... funny or die is Will Ferrel's site... so girly boy is making fun of Men... how... predictable.

Wonder if these "Comedians" would be willing to do this to Dale's face?

Its a shame the Code Duello is no longer in force... you think Andy Jackson, or Al Hamilton would put up with this crap?

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 19, 2010 11:06 AM (OlHjR)

28 15 13Actually, the parody wasn't particularly funny.

I didn't think so either. The real deal Dale was much more satisfying.

What are the politics of the group which made the parody?

Funny or Die? Left-winger Hollyweird types methinks.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at May 19, 2010 03:00 PM (9hSKh)

--Same here. Unfunny. What about the real Dale's persona suggests he would ever jack someone off for cigarettes.

It must be made in CA, Kratos.

Posted by: logprof at May 19, 2010 11:06 AM (Mmw0q)

29 Oh look, liberals mocking a Republican. That's funny I guess.

Posted by: TomInKorea at May 19, 2010 11:06 AM (+gX1+)

30 Off thread:

http://tinyurl.com/36zh9yz

Now that is funny.

Ahem.

Posted by: Box of missing "W" keys in the White House basement at May 19, 2010 11:07 AM (foPGG)

O/T but ummmm, ??????

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 19, 2010 11:09 AM (pLTLS)

32 30 Off thread:

http://tinyurl.com/36zh9yz

Now that is funny.

Ahem.

Posted by: Box of missing "W" keys in the White House basement at May 19, 2010 03:07 PM (foPGG)

--An even better example are the ridiculous arsenic/clean water regs Clinton okayed just before W came into office.

Posted by: logprof at May 19, 2010 11:10 AM (Mmw0q)

33 Ummm, I choose Die.

Me, too! That's democracy in action, folks.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at May 19, 2010 11:11 AM (mHQ7T)

34 Gee thanks laceyunderalls for that picture, now I'll be having nightmares. WTF kind of mascot is that? And that big blue area in the crotch, is that to make the target obvious?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 19, 2010 11:11 AM (RZ8pf)

O/T but ummmm, ??????

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 19, 2010 03:09 PM (pLTLS)

--They look like a cross between H.P. Lovecraft and Pixar.

Posted by: logprof at May 19, 2010 11:12 AM (Mmw0q)

36 O/T but ummmm, ??????

WTF?

Posted by: damian at May 19, 2010 11:12 AM (4WbTI)

37 I can't believe nobody has put up the Rachel Maddow "vibrating about 6" off my chair" video - that shit is tailor made for the HQ.

Posted by: Roadking at May 19, 2010 11:13 AM (Gq7ao)

38 The Eye on the right appears to be wearing assless chaps.

Posted by: damian at May 19, 2010 11:13 AM (4WbTI)

34 The only thing I can surmise was that it was picked by a kid in a contest. I mean, right??

I mean, there can be no other logical explanation. Actually, wait, the Brits did bring us the Tellatubbies (sp?) I think.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 19, 2010 11:14 AM (pLTLS)

40 funny or die is Will Ferrel's site

The most overpaid actor in Hollywood these days, according to Forbes, and he has that shitty website? FAIL.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at May 19, 2010 11:14 AM (mHQ7T)

--An even better example are the ridiculous arsenic/clean water regs Clinton okayed just before W came into office.

Posted by: logprof at May 19, 2010 03:10 PM (Mmw0q)

True, but "arsenic/clean water poison pill regs in a dusty trapperkeeper left in an EPA headquarters men's room" doesn't exactly roll off the tongue.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 19, 2010 11:15 AM (foPGG)

After watching the video, I'm convinced Franklin is a stump jumper and Dale loves stumps.

Posted by: Fish at May 19, 2010 11:16 AM (M5t+h)

43 Let me just chime in here and say Ed Morissey, Michelle Malkin and Allah suck Will Ferrell's sweaty, unshaven balls.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at May 19, 2010 11:17 AM (mHQ7T)

I know it's in vogue to bash Will Farrell but I have to say I was very disappointed to learn they passed on Anchorman 2.

Scotch, Scotch, Scotch!

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 19, 2010 11:17 AM (pLTLS)

True, but "arsenic/clean water poison pill regs in a dusty trapperkeeper left in an EPA headquarters men's room" doesn't exactly roll off the tongue.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 19, 2010 03:15 PM (foPGG)

--Probably too long a handle as well!

Posted by: logprof at May 19, 2010 11:17 AM (Mmw0q)

46 In an animated film that will form part of a series, Morpurgo has grandfather George picking up the two drops of steel on his last day at the Bolton foundry before retirement. Back at home he fashions the steel into figures which he then gives to his grandchildren. Animated by a rainbow they turn somersaults for the children before disappearing off on the road to London.

Skittles are involved somehow, I just know it.

Posted by: damian at May 19, 2010 11:17 AM (4WbTI)

47 The parody that followed, "Forehead Tittaes", was funnier.

Posted by: t-bird at May 19, 2010 11:18 AM (FcR7P)

48 The funny part was when the horse talked, otherwise, meh.

Of course, you'd have to go a long way to beat the greatest fake political ad of all time... Dwight David Honneycut for Conway School Board

As campaign slogans go, nothing will ever surpass, "I love my country so much, if there was a bald eagle here right here, I'd fuck it."

Posted by: DelD at May 19, 2010 11:18 AM (eWtdM)

49 Meh. Looks like the people at "Funny or Die" picked "die"... again.

Posted by: DoDoGuRu at May 19, 2010 11:21 AM (31pnY)

50 Funny or Die. We aren't laughing with them...

Posted by: DarkLordOfTheIntarWebs at May 19, 2010 11:21 AM (Xu5Z7)

51 I had to fake it this time.

Posted by: Say What? at May 19, 2010 11:22 AM (vwh8M)

52 Â“WeÂ’ve created our mascots for children,Â”

Because everyone knows kids can't identify faces and prefer tv shaped abstractions....

Posted by: nine coconuts at May 19, 2010 11:24 AM (DHNp4)

53 Soccer hooligans would have been better mascots and easier to relate to.

Posted by: lady liberty at May 19, 2010 11:26 AM (4WbTI)

54 Or Puke and Stabby, the Chavs.

Posted by: lady liberty at May 19, 2010 11:30 AM (4WbTI)

55 Lame.

Posted by: Iblis at May 19, 2010 11:38 AM (9221z)

56 A couple of Scots in colonial Army dress with fixed bayonets would have been more appropriate.

Posted by: Jean at May 19, 2010 11:40 AM (PjevJ)

57 O/T but ummmm, ??????

Are you really surprised considering this is the country that brought you the Teletubbies?

Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at May 19, 2010 11:47 AM (iBTj9)

58 laceyunderalls@31:
"O/T but ummmm, ??????"

Don't worry, Dr Who will sort them out.

Posted by: Kensington at May 19, 2010 11:58 AM (aDdAT)

59 *adds these to the list of British Crimes Against Humanity, just after Boobahs*

Posted by: Ranba Ral at May 19, 2010 12:22 PM (l2CML)

60 last post referring to the olympics mascots, of course

Posted by: Ranba Ral at May 19, 2010 12:23 PM (l2CML)

61 Definitely a SoCal shoot.

You can tell by the gun...

Posted by: Horatius at May 19, 2010 12:32 PM (q1JqP)

62 That's Ed, whoever he is.

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 19, 2010 02:58 PM (SbFur)

Heh. Hey, we bickered back and forth a little, but I hope there ain't no hard feelings.

Your fake internet friend,

Ed "Edwina" Edwards

Posted by: Ed at May 19, 2010 12:47 PM (OCfDT)

63 The Uncircumcised Olympic Penis Mascots* should get their own thread, or at least a sidebar mention.

*henceforth referred to as UOPM

Posted by: damian at May 19, 2010 01:22 PM (4WbTI)

64 The 818 area code and the Jack in the Box reference tells me this was made in Cullyvornya. I'd think someone from the home of Gov Moonbeam would think twice about casting aspersions on politicians from other states.

Posted by: arlo at May 19, 2010 02:06 PM (0trO3)

65 The 818 area code and the Jack in the Box reference tells me this was made in Cullyvornya.

I wondered about that myself. I have never seen a Jack-In-The-Crack outside of CA and that was supposed to be AL.

Posted by: Vic at May 19, 2010 02:47 PM (6taRI)

66 There are Jack in the Boxes in Texas, but 818 is the area code for "the Valley" (at least). I had an 818 number for a long time.

Posted by: AngelEm at May 19, 2010 03:23 PM (Aq93A)

67 A lame waste of bandwidth.

You can do way better than this, Ace.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at May 19, 2010 03:56 PM (5gEZ9)

If that's the best that Willy Ferrell and his buds can come up with against the awesomeness of Dale, then it looks like we may win this culture war.

Laugh or die; what a simplistic binary choice. How.....un-nuanced.

Posted by: Reader CJ Burch says.... at May 19, 2010 04:21 PM (sJTmU)

69 Led watch watch led watches led led wrist watch

Posted by: dfcvbcb at May 19, 2010 08:11 PM (n2yDq)

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