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February 03, 2010

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Awww.

On the other hand, Barack Obama is a narcissistic-personality disorder dick.

You know, it's common medical jargon to call dicks with narcissistic personality disorders "puppies."

Seriously. I just wrote that at HuffPo, so now it's a fact.

Thanks to Dang Straights.

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1 I CN HAZ TOOPAY? KTHXBAI

Posted by: LOLTRAFICANT at February 03, 2010 02:32 PM (PXR0g)

2 Where's mom?

Posted by: Chris R at February 03, 2010 02:32 PM (AO4qz)

3 I can haz KittehCam too?

Posted by: PA Cat at February 03, 2010 02:33 PM (Cs+cQ)

4 This was from the ONT!

AND, if you follow the link from the ONT to Dlist or whatever it's called you'll see all sorts of negativity and abuse from the anti-purebred dog crowd directed at the owner. Because, you know, people are pure EVIL the way they use their God-given brains to breed animals to suit their purposes.

Posted by: Y-not at February 03, 2010 02:34 PM (sey23)

5 Aww! Those are the cutest puppehs evah! I want one! Thank you Dang and Ace!

Posted by: runningrn at February 03, 2010 02:35 PM (CfmlF)

6 Dang, you're a mensch. thanks i needed that.

Posted by: willow at February 03, 2010 02:37 PM (7FgWm)

7 Let the feeding commence!

Posted by: TheBigOldDog at February 03, 2010 02:37 PM (LPaj6)

8 Damn it, Ace. I've been hooked on puppeh cam all day.

Oh, and speaking of narcissistic-personality disorder dicks, just heard on Fox that Jenny Sanford states in her book that her douchetard husband asked her for relationship advice.

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at February 03, 2010 02:37 PM (UOM48)

Yes, it's adorable. Who doesn't live the puppehs?!

I still hold that somethin' bad has happened to our men. C'mon men step up, quit talking about puppies and tinkling!

Posted by: grouchyunderalls at February 03, 2010 02:38 PM (wyXxN)

10 Best thing about puppehs is to watch them grow big and fat to love and trust you.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 03, 2010 02:38 PM (IIHY9)

11 So you're saying Obama is one sick puppy?

Posted by: CoolCzech at February 03, 2010 02:38 PM (QECjC)

12 How are we coming with that Megyn Kelly cam?

Posted by: sifty at February 03, 2010 02:39 PM (PXR0g)

13 I demand equal time for teh kittehs.

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at February 03, 2010 02:39 PM (UOM48)

14 9,

I thought you wimmen want us to be like that more.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 03, 2010 02:39 PM (IIHY9)

15 Cute. Nothing cuter than puppies and kitties.

Posted by: Holger at February 03, 2010 02:39 PM (8NGHm)

16 The second best thing about puppies is watching them bounce under a tight sweater and wondering what they look like. The best thing is, finding out.

Posted by: CoolCzech at February 03, 2010 02:40 PM (QECjC)

I still hold that somethin' bad has happened to our men.

That's funny because my personal Ads by Google popup ad said somethihg like "The Gay Men Have Arrived!"

Really

Posted by: Gunslinger at February 03, 2010 02:41 PM (Zi+FQ)

18 That's killer ace...

Love it...

Oneway Ticket

Posted by: Oneway at February 03, 2010 02:41 PM (J7a2E)

19 How much would one of those pelts set me back?

Posted by: Traficant's Head at February 03, 2010 02:41 PM (UOM48)

Oh, and speaking of narcissistic-personality disorder dicks, just heard on Fox that Jenny Sanford states in her book that her douchetard husband asked her for relationship advice.

I have zero sypathy for this stupid twat. She acquiesced when her husband asked if he could take the fidelity clause out of their marriage vows. Who marries someone like that?

Posted by: grouchyunderalls at February 03, 2010 02:41 PM (wyXxN)

21 A miniature koala dressed as a cowboy riding on a puppy while playing a little guitar might be cuter. Maybe.

Posted by: sifty at February 03, 2010 02:42 PM (PXR0g)

22 I'll take 50 of 'em.

Posted by: Cruella DeVille at February 03, 2010 02:42 PM (QKKT0)

I thought you wimmen want us to be like that more.

Oh gawd, no! You're listening to the wrong wimmin-folk

Posted by: grouchyunderalls at February 03, 2010 02:43 PM (wyXxN)

24 20,

There are dumb wimmen and dumb men, how old are you? I keed, I keed.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 03, 2010 02:44 PM (IIHY9)

25 Is that you, lacey? Why you so grouchy today? Need a nice back rub? Good tongue lashing?

Posted by: CoolCzech at February 03, 2010 02:45 PM (QECjC)

26 That dog just had a litter last month.

Posted by: Andy Sullivan at February 03, 2010 02:45 PM (0FiCa)

27 Acey is so funny.

Posted by: quite googleable at February 03, 2010 02:46 PM (EiH7n)

28 23,

Ummm, I never listen to wimmen unless they say the right things. hahaha

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 03, 2010 02:46 PM (IIHY9)

29 That puppeh cam would go over really well in some Muslim quarters. That and a live piggy cam. (Damn. I may be onto something......)

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 03, 2010 02:47 PM (UOM48)

See. There you go. I can always count on CC to be a man. Always._{yes it's me!}

Posted by: grouchyunderalls at February 03, 2010 02:47 PM (wyXxN)

Oh gawd, no! You're listening to the wrong wimmin-folk

Posted by: grouchyunderalls at February 03, 2010 06:43 PM (wyXxN)

Right, so it isn't wrong to say that kiddies are ugly?

Posted by: Holger at February 03, 2010 02:48 PM (8NGHm)

32 I didn't see Sheena Easton's puppies, just some little dogs.

Posted by: L.D. Reader at February 03, 2010 02:50 PM (drtob)

33 Look at the the white one on his back while his sibling chews his little toes! They're so chubby, like foxy looking potstickers.

I was looking at fruit bats on YouTube today, as well. They're over-the-top adorable, too, like little flying chihuahas. But you can't keep them as pets.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at February 03, 2010 02:50 PM (mHQ7T)

Really? Would it you kill you to post a BoobieCam?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 03, 2010 02:51 PM (zgZzy)

Right, so it isn't wrong to say that kiddies are ugly?

Nope, Kids are just gross...

and Lacey needs a spanking!

Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2010 02:52 PM (nhPFT)

36
Go-to-hell Wednesday is about to become Boilermaker Wednesday, if I can ever get out of this traffic. Feeling the SW Freeway blues, nam grunt knows of what I speak.

Posted by: Dang Straights at February 03, 2010 02:53 PM (YbMPV)

37 grouchyunderalls,

Then I guess it would be wrong if you met a newborn and said dang that kid is cute instead of saying what a ugly kid and asking the new Mom if she smoked crack during her pregnancy? See, guys can be nice outwardly. haha

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 03, 2010 02:53 PM (IIHY9)

38 @35: yes, yes lacey does! And I volunteer my services!

Posted by: CoolCzech at February 03, 2010 02:54 PM (QECjC)

Right, so it isn't wrong to say that kiddies are ugly?

Heeeel no.

Sometimes it's the truth and it's embarrassing to watch people oggle over a kid that's clearly fugs.

Posted by: grouchyunderalls at February 03, 2010 02:54 PM (wyXxN)

kitten cam

Posted by: FTC at February 03, 2010 02:54 PM (4KzU3)

41 36,

Oh yeah 30 years of 610 loop and I don't miss it!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 03, 2010 02:55 PM (IIHY9)

42 36 Some New Speedway Boogie for ya'!

Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2010 02:55 PM (nhPFT)

43
Sometimes it's the truth and it's embarrassing to watch people oggle over a kid FIRST LADY that's clearly fugs.

ftfy

Posted by: Dang Straights at February 03, 2010 02:56 PM (YbMPV)

44 'Nam, whatchoo makin' us for dinner tonight? (Can you send me some hot soup or something?)

Posted by: Jane D'oh feels like crap at February 03, 2010 02:58 PM (UOM48)

45 Watching these puppehs almost makes me forget that my IRS is buying shotguns.

Posted by: sifty at February 03, 2010 02:58 PM (PXR0g)

Okay without going all ONT here if anyone is dishing out the spanks it's me. I've been in a foul mood all day (I coined "Everything/one Can Go To Hell Wednesday this morning for what its worth) and I'm ready to take my aggression out on someone.

Actually today is kickboxing Wednesday and since I'm sorta sick still, that ain't happenin'; hence the crabappleness.

Posted by: grouchyunderalls at February 03, 2010 02:59 PM (wyXxN)

47 @39: I hate having to pretend babies are "beautiful." Most simply aren't.

Posted by: CoolCzech at February 03, 2010 03:01 PM (QECjC)

48 grouchy, you want to double team them with me? I could bite the head off one of those puppies tonight. Hold me back.

Posted by: Jane D'oh feels like crap at February 03, 2010 03:01 PM (UOM48)

Jane!

I was cussing you out yesterday when I was home hacking--I think your sick ass travled over the interwebs and made a pitstop at my house.

Thanks, bitch!

Posted by: grouchyunderalls at February 03, 2010 03:03 PM (wyXxN)

50 Back atcha, bitch! Bitch fight on!

Posted by: Jane D'oh feels like crap at February 03, 2010 03:05 PM (UOM48)

51 wow. Go for the top!

Posted by: sifty at February 03, 2010 03:05 PM (PXR0g)

52 Two women with zero immune system--yeah that there is paintin' the picture of a very HIGHlarious cat fight!

Posted by: grouchyunderalls at February 03, 2010 03:06 PM (wyXxN)

53 It's officially nap-cam now.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at February 03, 2010 03:07 PM (0FiCa)

54 Lacey and Jane "double teaming?" BUNK!

Posted by: CoolCzech at February 03, 2010 03:07 PM (QECjC)

55 Two sick broads hopped up on NyQuil and cough drops, flailing away in their Snuggies and flannel sick-pajamas.

w00t

I kid.

Posted by: sifty at February 03, 2010 03:08 PM (PXR0g)

56 Right now I couldn't wrestle one of those puppies. But I could damn well go off on a rant.

Posted by: Jane D'oh feels like crap at February 03, 2010 03:09 PM (UOM48)

57 @55: works for me!

Posted by: CoolCzech at February 03, 2010 03:10 PM (QECjC)

I don't *do* the snuggie.

But those flannel jammies--check!

Posted by: grouchyunderalls at February 03, 2010 03:12 PM (wyXxN)

works for me!

Then again pretty much everything works for you, CC!

Posted by: grouchyunderalls at February 03, 2010 03:14 PM (wyXxN)

60 Snuggie.

It's a backwards bathrobe.

Posted by: sifty at February 03, 2010 03:14 PM (PXR0g)

61 Hope you two feel better, anyway...

Posted by: CoolCzech at February 03, 2010 03:14 PM (QECjC)

62 grouchy/lacey--do you have those cute Nick & Nora jammies from Tarjay? I have some with cute little yellow ducks. Mr. D'oh looves them. Not.

Posted by: Jane D'oh feels like crap at February 03, 2010 03:16 PM (UOM48)

Because not every day can be pure negativism and abuse.

So SEIU thugs don't beat the puppy to death? Or do they only do that to black puppies?

Posted by: andycanuck at February 03, 2010 03:16 PM (2qU2d)

Yes, I do! I have a pink pair with teacups!

Being solo in the boudoir I can totally get away with that!

Posted by: grouchyunderalls at February 03, 2010 03:19 PM (wyXxN)

65 Jane,

I'm making homemade fajitas tonight w/all the fixin's 1st meal on my new grill, dang I love a brand spanking new house nothing better, well maybe odumbass resigns.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 03, 2010 03:19 PM (IIHY9)

66 @59: you say that as though it's a bad thing...

Posted by: CoolCzech at February 03, 2010 03:20 PM (QECjC)

67 There will be no teacups in my boudoir, bedroom, bunker whatever, naked is the only entrance ticket. hahaha

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 03, 2010 03:23 PM (IIHY9)

68 66 Of COURSE not!! Hey I like consistency and I *always* know what I'm getting with you--I like that most!

Posted by: grouchyunderalls at February 03, 2010 03:24 PM (wyXxN)

You know what else I like....

That the morons here like to cook!! Ya'll could make a killer cookbook.

Posted by: grouchyunderalls at February 03, 2010 03:25 PM (wyXxN)

70 @68: that's great, 'cause I'd just LOVE seeing you "going solo" in the boudoir! *wink*

Posted by: CoolCzech at February 03, 2010 03:26 PM (QECjC)

71 69,

Some of us have braved the night from evil beings to protect you as you sleep too so that's a double bonus!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 03, 2010 03:27 PM (IIHY9)

72 @69: I could be talked into divulging my killer Shrimp with Feta recipe...

Posted by: CoolCzech at February 03, 2010 03:28 PM (QECjC)

I don't care what the excuse is, your petulance merits a spanking.

and don't make me send you off to bed without yor dinner, missy!

Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2010 03:31 PM (nhPFT)

74 70--I just mean that I don't have to impress anyone. That's kinda nice!

Posted by: grouchyunderalls at February 03, 2010 03:32 PM (wyXxN)

75 I cannot wait until spring, when I can smoke the first pork ribs of the new year...

Posted by: TXMarko at February 03, 2010 03:32 PM (zFfAZ)

76 Hey, this was linked in ONT last night.

I heard a segment a few months back on This American Life about some guy who, back in the 1980's, I think, was trying to pitch a cable channel that just showed puppies with music. Went nowhere.

Posted by: ParisParamus at February 03, 2010 03:33 PM (oT1aA)

77 It's time to start smoking Trout and Lake Whitefish out here...

Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2010 03:34 PM (nhPFT)

78 'Nam, that sounds delish. My husband's aunt lived in Shreveport for many years. I love Louisiana.

CC, I make a killer shrimp and feta dish with flaming ouzo.

Posted by: Jane D'oh feels like crap at February 03, 2010 03:34 PM (UOM48)

73 But I'm, I'm a sick. Doesn't that warrant any pity? This damsel's in distress.

*bats eyes, sneeze, cough, sneeze*

Posted by: PityPartyForOneUnderalls at February 03, 2010 03:35 PM (wyXxN)

I logged onto the yahoo group the other day and there was close (if not over) 500 members.

A cookbook would be completely doable, ya know. Proceeds could go to any number of charities. Something worth considering.

Posted by: PityPartyForOneUnderalls at February 03, 2010 03:37 PM (wyXxN)

81 Most work intensive recipes I've tried my hand at: Peking Duck and Beef Burgoyne. Lots of work, great treats. Lobster Cantonese is great, but not as hard as you might think.

Posted by: CoolCzech at February 03, 2010 03:39 PM (QECjC)

82 Those of us that need a cat fix can try www.kittentanz.com

(blatant bleg)

Posted by: catman at February 03, 2010 03:43 PM (NYdB8)

83 Looks like candidates for Puppy Bowl VI. The action is truly riveting.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at February 03, 2010 03:48 PM (swuwV)

Peking Duck is a trying cook. Time and patience and more patience...

msunderoos - I haven't decided if you deserve temperance or not, you have been quite the petulant lass today.

Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2010 03:49 PM (nhPFT)

85 @84: I kind of cheat, by letting my better half do the pancakes.

Posted by: CoolCzech at February 03, 2010 03:52 PM (QECjC)

86
You know, it's common medical jargon to call dicks with narcissistic personality disorders "puppies."

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCIIIIIISSSSSSSSTTTTTTT!

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at February 03, 2010 03:52 PM (kay6f)

87 Posted by: PityPartyForOneUnderalls at February 03, 2010 07:35 PM (wyXxN)

I hate people who let it be known they are sick by groaning and cursing and all that. I suck it up and deal.

Posted by: Holger at February 03, 2010 03:52 PM (8NGHm)

88 87_{***Ducking****}

Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2010 03:56 PM (nhPFT)

I hate people who let it be known they are sick by groaning and cursing and all that. I suck it up and deal

Well aren't you special. Guess I'd rather by the the annoying sick baby then full of hate.

Posted by: PityPartyForOneUnderalls at February 03, 2010 03:56 PM (wyXxN)

90 It is easy to hate. It is hard to be kind and understanding. _/sarc

Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2010 03:59 PM (nhPFT)

91 40, 82

Thanks for the kitteh fix. My oldest cat is not doing too well (losing weight in spite of normal appetite; blood test results due tomorrow) and it helps to have some kitteh cams to take the edge off the worry.

Posted by: PA Cat at February 03, 2010 03:59 PM (Cs+cQ)

92 @89: I luv to nurse sick little babies - they can be really cute and cuddly. {;- D

Posted by: CoolCzech at February 03, 2010 03:59 PM (QECjC)

93 John Stewart is going to be on O'Reilly. Deciding if that is a good idea to watch. Hmmm, hmmm....still thinking...hmmm...

Posted by: PityPartyForOneUnderalls at February 03, 2010 04:04 PM (wyXxN)

94 @93: could be worth a smile or two: who's the bigger clown?

Posted by: CoolCzech at February 03, 2010 04:12 PM (QECjC)

95 Jon Stewart is a lefty 'tard. He may just make me hurt something.

Posted by: Jane D'oh feels like crap at February 03, 2010 04:15 PM (UOM48)

Okay so Dick Morris just said, "Obama is taking apart our health care system and he wants to do watch what, Spongebob and Hannah Montana?"

(in reference to Obama telling people to turn off CNN, FOX, and MSNBO (that was funny bc apparently MSNBC turned him right off when he mentioned them)

Good stuff.

Posted by: PityPartyForOneUnderalls at February 03, 2010 04:16 PM (BiuLh)

97
catman,
Is that your site? We are looking for a mouser! Can you ship? Hows that work?
I'd rather give a conservative Moron the business.

Posted by: sickinmass at February 03, 2010 04:16 PM (Dxfei)

98 I loved the clip earlier on Sheppy where Teh Won wants to know why we watch "CNN, MSNBC," etc. We just all need to turn off the tv's, and listen to the soothing words of Teh Won.

What a jackass.

Posted by: Jane D'oh feels like crap at February 03, 2010 04:18 PM (UOM48)

99
Oh and I can't take credit for the puppehs, that's from MÃ¦tenloch last night. But they sure are useful when the Ragemeter tops out from democrat shenanigans.

Posted by: Dang Straights at February 03, 2010 04:20 PM (MUgPa)

100

Ugh. I'm supposed to meet Sassypants in Chicago on Saturday and it looks like we're getting a sleet/snowstorm starting on Friday. Annoying.

(yeah sorry, I'm alllll over the place tonight).

Posted by: PityPartyForOneUnderalls at February 03, 2010 04:22 PM (BiuLh)

101

Oh I see, John Stewart.

You don't mind 2,000 page boondoggle bills, nevermind that. The real problem is the dialogue over the bill. Ah, got it.

Friggin' twirp.

Posted by: PityPartyForOneUnderalls at February 03, 2010 04:26 PM (BiuLh)

102 My "height deprived" young Marine could take Stewart with one hand and mop the floor with him. And never, ever strain a muscle or break a sweat. What a sorry, prissy, whiney, nancy-boy Stewart is.

I need more meds. Or a gun.

Posted by: Jane D'oh feels like crap at February 03, 2010 04:32 PM (UOM48)

103

What's so annoying about that smarmy ass is that he thinks he's cute. Umm, not so much.

Lord, he just said to O'Reilly, "you've become the most sane person on this network. And that's like being the skinniest kid at fat camp."

Let's review MSNBC primetime line-up:

RedEd: wants to invite Hugh Hewitt to a party so he can urinate on him.

Matthews: getting on-air erections over politicians and equating his political foes to communist despots.

Olbermann: calling a woman a mashed up bag of meat and saying our troops are evil

Maddow: No comment. Other than to say Richard Maddow is just pissed heshe doesn't actually look like a Rachel.

Posted by: PityPartyForOneUnderalls at February 03, 2010 04:40 PM (BiuLh)

104 Where's the bitch?

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at February 03, 2010 04:42 PM (cxGtL)

105 BTW, talking about the puppies' mom. I know where the other bitch is--talking to O'Reilly.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at February 03, 2010 04:43 PM (cxGtL)

106 Yeah, Lacey. And Dennis Miller continues to diss Beck. Tells O'Reilly he and Stewart are the most important...blah, blah, blah. Except no, they're not. Love him or hate him, Beck is getting people's attention and making them think.

Psst. PityParty......got any of the (cough) good stuff?(cough). I mean, ummmm, anything with codeine? I keed. I keed.

Posted by: Jane D'oh feels like crap at February 03, 2010 04:44 PM (UOM48)

107 How long before Obama is found in the fetal position sucking his thumb under his Oval Office desk?

Posted by: GregInSeattle at February 03, 2010 04:47 PM (B5cM9)

108 O'Reilly and his little "body language" girl. Yeah.

Posted by: Jane D'oh feels like crap at February 03, 2010 04:49 PM (UOM48)

109 @103: I always thought Rachel Maddow is a not-bad-looking guy with a 6 inch long "clit." The garbage that's coming out of MSNBC is sickening snd getting shriller by the day. Olbermann will lose it completely this November. Matthews will sit there and just suck his thumb come Election Day.

Posted by: CoolCzech at February 03, 2010 04:50 PM (QECjC)

110

BTW, talking about the puppies' mom. I know where the other bitch is--talking to O'Reilly.

You don't like Dennis Miller?

And I am *not* a Beck fan. I appreciate the great work he's done. His research is AMAZING. I just can't stand his schtick. And after what he said about Scott Brown and a missing intern, oh my did that get me going.

Posted by: PityPartyForOneUnderalls at February 03, 2010 04:50 PM (BiuLh)

111 Well, if we're so desperate around here to lighten the mood that we're posting puppy cams, I'll share my personal news.

I finally had my baby. Her name is Lara Elizabeth and she was born on Friday. Very healthy and her big brother's taken to her very well so far.

So, be happy because even if political life sucks, real life is pretty darn good.

Posted by: Mandy P. at February 03, 2010 04:50 PM (MK6Kx)

112 Awwww....the puppies are chowing.

Posted by: Tami at February 03, 2010 04:51 PM (VuLos)

113 Congratulations Mandy!!! Beautiful name.

Posted by: Tami at February 03, 2010 04:52 PM (VuLos)

114 Mandy P. God bless you, Lara Elizabeth and your family! Yeah, politics sucks, but life goes on.

Posted by: Jane D'oh feels like crap at February 03, 2010 04:52 PM (UOM48)

115 @Mandy: congrats! Happy to say, the Left's meltdown makes it seem she may grow up in America as we know it, after all.

Posted by: CoolCzech at February 03, 2010 04:53 PM (QECjC)

116 #107 Greg

Not soon enough. However, that would put Slow Joe in a position of power......

Posted by: Jane D'oh feels like crap at February 03, 2010 04:53 PM (UOM48)

117 Thanks, guys. I've been MIA since early Friday morning when I went into labor and now I'm desperately trying to catch up with everything that's happened in the mean time. I feel like I just crawled out from under a rock and I've only really been off the radar for 5 days. Crazy stuff!

Posted by: Mandy P. at February 03, 2010 04:54 PM (MK6Kx)

118

That is great news, Mandy! Congrats!

You're spot on about life: we get a bit morbid around here at times and it's always good to keep perspective of the good things in life*

_{*like garrett's menus which I will, once again, be enjoying when my appetite is back!}

Posted by: PityPartyForOneUnderalls at February 03, 2010 04:55 PM (BiuLh)

119 Hey, Mandy. When I had D'oh Boy I had a 28 hour labor, no pain meds, and an emergency c-section that didn't take across half my belly. I felt them cut my boy out of me. I still demanded they put my baby in my arms. I'll never forget the first time his dark little eyes locked with mine. I'd go through every single agonizing minute all over again.

Posted by: Jane D'oh feels like crap at February 03, 2010 04:58 PM (UOM48)

120 Puppycam is great. But then I feel guilty, because now I want to adopt one. You know, to be my dog's companion. Really.

I used to be a cat person, but after having both cats and dogs, I can fully say that I am 100% for dogs and not cats. Cats are sneaky bastards and probably good only for farm/rural duties.
Dogs, at least, make sure you're watching when they pee in the house. Cats hide what they're doing so you spend hours trying to find the source of the smell. Jerks.

Posted by: soulpile at February 03, 2010 05:00 PM (afWhQ)

121
Mandy P... !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

baby cam?

Posted by: sickinmass at February 03, 2010 05:00 PM (Dxfei)

122 Congratulations, Mandy! What wonderful news!

Posted by: soulpile at February 03, 2010 05:03 PM (afWhQ)

123 Well, Jane, you're much tougher than I am. I was in labor for 10 hours but I spent about half of it with an epidural. I wanted to go natural, but about halfway through it they did an ultrasound and found out she was face up instead of face down, which was hindering my progress. So they decided to give me pitocin to speed things along and at that point I got the epidural cause I had pitocin with my son and from the time they administered it to the time he was born was one 3 hour long contraction. I'll pass on that.

She never did turn either. I delivered her face up, but I'm just happy I was able to deliver her. My doc told me I was about 5 minutes away from a c-section, which I did NOT want.

Even so, I know what you mean. My kids are freaking great and I'd literally crawl over broken glass for them.

Posted by: Mandy P. at February 03, 2010 05:04 PM (MK6Kx)

124 Woohoo! A new moron is born unto AoS. Congrats, Mandy.

Posted by: dibutler,perpetuallypissed at February 03, 2010 05:05 PM (S3xX1)

125 121
Mandy P... !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! baby cam?

Posted by: sickinmass at February 03, 2010 09:00 PM (Dxfei)

Uhhhh...no. No cameras in the delivery room. That's not something I wanted to see myself, so I can't imagine anyone else would want to either.

Posted by: Mandy P. at February 03, 2010 05:06 PM (MK6Kx)

126 Hey Soulpile. I was just the opposite of you. I grew up with birds, dogs and horses. I love all animals, but as a young girl, "hated" cats. All it's taken for me to change is Mr. D'oh insisting we get a couple of cats when we were newly married, against my will. We've never, ever, owned a distant or bad kitty. Our two previous cats lived for 18 years. The two girls we have now (indoor only), are two of the friendliest, sweetest animals (dogs or cats) I've ever known. I could list for you (but I won't) my family and friends who have dogs with all kinds of problems. You just can't lump all animals together.

I'm witness to unimaginable torture being done to stray/abandoned cats/kittens. Please don't feed that frenzy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh feels like crap at February 03, 2010 05:07 PM (UOM48)

127 Bling me snow pea and sesame oir!

Posted by: The Place You Had Lunch Today at February 03, 2010 05:08 PM (CZI81)

128 Uhhhh...no. No cameras in the delivery room. That's not something I wanted to see myself, so I can't imagine anyone else would want to either.

Seen it. The vagina is the most amazing thing in all Creation. If you've been there, you'll never look at pussy the same way.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at February 03, 2010 05:12 PM (CZI81)

129
No,no,no, Mandy P! After she is home. We can watch her for you! Hell, I'm up.all.night!

Is it three A.M.?
Time for my late-night drinks date!
Wake up, Mom! Wake up!

You call it Naptime,
But I see it as being
In jail with toys.

God has Blessed You!

Posted by: sickinmass at February 03, 2010 05:12 PM (Dxfei)

130 I'm witness to unimaginable torture being done to stray/abandoned cats/kittens. Please don't feed that frenzy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh feels like crap at February 03, 2010 09:07 PM (UOM4

Don't get me wrong. I love my cats (6) and I work with a friend's cat organization. We've fostered several litters and so on. I'm just not going to get any more cats after this. If another cat happens to fall into my life like all the others have, I would accept it as happily as ever. Just would not purposely get another cat. It's mostly due to cat overload, I'm sure.

Posted by: soulpile at February 03, 2010 05:12 PM (afWhQ)

131

Well aren't you special. Guess I'd rather by the the annoying sick baby then full of hate.

Posted by: PityPartyForOneUnderalls at February 03, 2010 07:56 PM (wyXxN)

Okay, I used a strong word. I hate Obama, I don't hate sick people. It aggravates me, it annoys me.

My brother is like that. I throw out my back and the pain is so bad I pass out from it, I tell no one how much pain I am in. He gets a toothache and is begging me to kill him. I was about to just to shut him up.

I get sick with tachycardia, vomiting, diarrhea and a fever of 102 and I simply bear it. He gets a cough and starts to tell me that he wants to be cremated and his ashes spread in the Smoky Mountains.

Posted by: Holger at February 03, 2010 05:18 PM (8NGHm)

132 I think those puppies or pooping in their bed. Has anyone seen a human yet on this cam?

Posted by: Tami at February 03, 2010 05:21 PM (VuLos)

133 There's the mommy. Ahhh

Posted by: ac at February 03, 2010 05:27 PM (A51gv)

134 I think mom 'cleaned' up the poopies.

Posted by: Tami at February 03, 2010 05:30 PM (VuLos)

135

ok- the mother just came in and ate the poop- that's so wrong.

Posted by: Gus' Fan Club at February 03, 2010 05:30 PM (FsOQG)

136 131 It's okay to be a bit mopey once in a while you know. I mean especially here. On a good day it's like the Airing of Grievances scene of Seinfeld. Like you, in *real life* I dial back the drama and suck it up like the good little cupcake I am, but pssstttt, it's a blog where we take comfort in sharing our daily woes. A little latitude is given.

Posted by: PityPartyForOneUnderalls at February 03, 2010 05:31 PM (Yrsi5)

137 Posted by: PityPartyForOneUnderalls at February 03, 2010 09:31 PM (Yrsi5)

Oh I know and I was doing a bit of unloading myself.

Posted by: Holger at February 03, 2010 05:36 PM (8NGHm)

138 'Night morons. And God bless Mandy and her new angel. Hoping I wake up tomorrow free of this blasted lung infestation.

And Grouchy/Lacey? Later beotch!

Posted by: Jane D'oh feels like crap at February 03, 2010 05:36 PM (UOM48)

139

138 It's been br-ought, hag!

Feel better, babe!

Posted by: PityPartyForOneUnderalls at February 03, 2010 05:38 PM (Yrsi5)

140
I'm witness to unimaginable torture being done to cats/kittens

Posted by: sickinmass at February 03, 2010 05:40 PM (Dxfei)

141 Gothic Kittens? Unimaginable torture? I mean, that woman didn't do anything to those kittens that teenaged girls don't do to themselves routinely these days. I can't even begin to imagine sticking needles straight thru assorted body parts, including (gulp!) genitalia...

Posted by: CoolCzech at February 03, 2010 05:50 PM (QECjC)

142 I promptly closed down that link--couldn't look at it.

Posted by: PityPartyForOneUnderalls at February 03, 2010 05:54 PM (Yrsi5)

143

I'm having a conversation w/myself at this point, but who the hell cares!

Off to bed. Ciao......

Posted by: offtobedunderalls at February 03, 2010 06:01 PM (Yrsi5)

144 If you think that was gross, you'll probably wanna hurl when you realize that whenever you see mom licking the puppy's privates, she's stimulating urination....and consuming the um, well, you know.

Thank God I was born human and male.

Posted by: Chris R at February 03, 2010 06:28 PM (AO4qz)

145

That reminds me, you want to have some fun? I mean, some real fun????

Go onto the Daily KOS and the Huffington Post pretending to be liberal extremist at different times of the day 3 or 4 times a week for a month or two, and then pretend to become a disillusioned and disenchanted Democrat who has seen the light and the evil of your ways ..., and then sit back and watch how you screw up the minds of those liberal loonies who post on those sites regularly. They'll go ballistic. he he he he

Posted by: Guest at February 03, 2010 07:35 PM (ITzbJ)

146 That is a gorgeous dog. Not as handsome as my mutt, but darned good looking nonetheless.

Posted by: iowavette at February 04, 2010 09:59 AM (0JTac)

147 awwww i have a shiba-inu! looks just like her.

Posted by: Shawnee at February 06, 2010 05:37 PM (5gwkR)

148 ^{life insurance quotes 003 health insurance quotes peace activism in health county}

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