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April 13, 2021

Quick Hits: Immunization Influencers Edition
— Ace

Who's offering this money to Instagram influencers to promote the vaccine?

CNN finds a religious figure it believes is worth coverage.

She's a leftwing pole dancer. So.

AP forbids use of the word "mistress," finding that it's gendered or sexist or whatever to call what is essentially a single-client prostitute by the kind euphemism "mistress."

Killer Cuomo, who has employed euthanasia/eugenics tactics against unwanted populations, also has an intense animosity towards Jews.

Go figure those two would be connected!

A leftwinger NPC is very Concerned that Greg Gutfeld is supposedly abandoning comedy in favor of political messaging.

As this guy points out: Weird, they never had a problem with Steven Colbert, Jimmy Kimmel, Samantha Bee, Seth Meyers, etc. doing just this.

"Scientific" American, which just last month announced its "scientific" findings that the release of true medical facts about the fatal overdose level of narcotics George Floyd swallowed might impact the trial of Derrick Chauvin, now makes the "scientific" announcement that they will henceforth refer to the theory of climate change as "climate emergency."

Good point: The panic pornographers who have ignored statistics for a year -- and imposed draconian lockdowns for a disease with a 99.8% survival rate, and continue keeping children out of school even though children cannot catch or transmit coronavirus at anything beyond a truly negligible, trivial rate -- are now fans of citing statistics to downplay the threat of clotting from the vaccines.

I agree with the basic idea that there are relatively few serious reactions to the vaccines, so the threat is minor.

Now, how about we apply this same statistics-based risk analysis to kids and schools?

Or nah?

Oh right, the teachers unions can't do math.

Posted by: Ace at 03:34 PM | Comments (300)
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1 Bam

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 13, 2021 03:33 PM (kTF2Z)

2 I called the otters

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 13, 2021 03:34 PM (kTF2Z)

3 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 13, 2021 03:35 PM (Zz0t1)

4 And he's motoring towards third!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 13, 2021 03:35 PM (kTF2Z)

5 Thrown out at third by Sponge.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 13, 2021 03:35 PM (kTF2Z)

6 First?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 13, 2021 03:35 PM (dfRN6)

7
Oh right, the teachers unions can't do math.
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That's racist.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 13, 2021 03:36 PM (LvTSG)

8 What does the AP Style Guide have to say about "cuck" to describe literal cucks? What about usage of the word to describe the David Frenches of the world?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 13, 2021 03:36 PM (Jsjd7)

9 Is doing math a pre req for posting?

Posted by: Corona-Exilr at April 13, 2021 03:36 PM (pJZfa)

10 **Kicks dirt**
Stopped to read the post. Stupid rookie mistake.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 13, 2021 03:36 PM (dfRN6)

11 Math?
*glare*

Posted by: innumerate Miklos at April 13, 2021 03:36 PM (QzkSJ)

12 I want a mistress for Christmas.

Posted by: Brian Johnson at April 13, 2021 03:37 PM (/IDFX)

13 Here's your daily dose of crazy!
I call it crazy porn.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 13, 2021 03:38 PM (fqVfv)

14 I don't know because I'm not on social media, but I imagine that paying social media "influencers" to pimp the vaccine is a pointless exercise. Aren't most people who follow these types on social media and likely to be influenced by them also more generally trend-followers or simps?

In other words, isn't paying social media "influencers" to flog the vaccine just ensuring that the government is paying good money to preach to the converted?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 13, 2021 03:38 PM (Jsjd7)

15 So if Mistress is out, what about Whore? That definition describes a Whore.

Posted by: Jmel at April 13, 2021 03:38 PM (JVaK7)

16 "Pole-dancing pastor" is an Episcopalian, isn't she.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 13, 2021 03:38 PM (dfRN6)

17 Concubine? Filthy, man-stealing hoor? Those better?

Posted by: 4 at April 13, 2021 03:38 PM (KnJdm)

18 Facts.

They have no business anywhere anymore.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 13, 2021 03:38 PM (Zz0t1)

19 In Arkansas, a mistress is also known as your sister.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 13, 2021 03:38 PM (kTF2Z)

20 social media influencers = soft core porn pics

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 13, 2021 03:39 PM (xfb67)

21 AP forbids use of the word "mistress," finding that it's gendered or sexist or whatever to call what is essentially a single-client prostitute by the kind euphemism "mistress."
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There's always "Client 9."

Posted by: ShainS at April 13, 2021 03:39 PM (4UGYu)

4 And he's motoring towards third!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 13, 2021 03:35 PM (kTF2Z)

5 Thrown out at third by Sponge.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 13, 2021 03:35 PM (kTF2Z)

This made me LOL.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 13, 2021 03:39 PM (Zz0t1)

23 And it gets worse.
https://bariweiss.substack.com/p/i-refuse-to-stand-by-while-my-students

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 13, 2021 03:40 PM (+M/SF)

24 F>*# ' that *@*#$>*#>% in the *>![ baby yeah RAAWWK!

Posted by: Pornographic Parrot at April 13, 2021 03:40 PM (Tnijr)

So if Mistress is out, what about Whore? That definition describes a Whore.
Posted by: Jmel at April 13, 2021 03:38 PM (JVaK7)

Not if I only have one john!

Posted by: Whore Sugar Baby Mistress Atypical Romantic Partner at April 13, 2021 03:41 PM (Jsjd7)

26 Colbert, Kimmel, and their ilk are to comedy what garlic, holy water, and crucifixes are to vampires.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at April 13, 2021 03:41 PM (cwI4U)

27 "Not looking to debate. To each their own."

I guarantee you the little bitch would scream like a banshee if you got within 6 feet of her unmasked, and told her you had no intention of getting the Kung Flu shot.

"To each their own" my fat, spackled ass.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 13, 2021 03:41 PM (2JVJo)

28 This made me LOL. Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 13, 2021 03:39 PM (Zz0t1)
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My work here is done.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 13, 2021 03:41 PM (kTF2Z)

29 Pro tip: markup/character formatting in socks no longer works

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 13, 2021 03:41 PM (Jsjd7)

30 This is all being run from the shadows by Big Dictionary!
Forced for years to print the same book over and over, fighting the relative ease with which kids use google instead of their wood bricks, Webster's has engaged in a sinister, Machiavellian scheme to get all words changed from their original meaning to something else entirely.
This will boost sales by billions!, said Webster's CEO, Dick Sharpe

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 13, 2021 03:42 PM (fqVfv)

31 We've truly crossed the Rubicon. The media are no longer journalists and don't even feel compelled to be called such. They are openly advocates for the Democrat Party. The person who got the Brooklyn Center police chief fired was from the media. They objected to him calling it a "riot" which it clearly was. Same for the Brooklyn Center City Manager. Called out by someone in the media for calling a riot, a riot.
Why are Democrat Party advocates allowed to pose as, and be treated as impartial journalists? It's time to cancel these people.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 13, 2021 03:43 PM (VpIIl)

32 I'm beginning to get the sense that Cuomo doesn't like Jews.

Posted by: Someguy - Former Red Turban now Enterprising Warlord at April 13, 2021 03:43 PM (z5Vrg)

33 It's not just sudden discovery of statistics, ace.

Or just the abandonment of common sense risk balancing and context.

It's the abandonment of just about every bit of wisdom and science from a century of epidemiology and public health, things that basically started after the Spanish Flu, in their modern form.

"There are no historical observations or scientific studies that support the confinement by quarantine of groups of possibly infected people for extended periods of time in order to slow the spread of influenza."

Posted by: rhomboid at April 13, 2021 03:43 PM (OTzUX)

34 Justin Baragona looks like his diet is 90% soy and 10% semen.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 13, 2021 03:44 PM (H5knJ)

So if Mistress is out, what about Whore? That definition describes a Whore.
Posted by: Jmel at April 13, 2021 03:38 PM (JVaK7)

Wouldn't it now be THOT?

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at April 13, 2021 03:44 PM (Qtg3R)

36 Damn Hebrews and their fucking treehouses!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 13, 2021 03:44 PM (VVEnO)

37 I find myself wondering, "How much worse was Sodom and Gomorrah than we are now?"

Posted by: Paladin at April 13, 2021 03:45 PM (lhi1/)

Wouldn't it now be THOT?
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at April 13, 2021 03:44 PM (Qtg3R)

THOT would work in modern-speak, although I think "THOT" implies promiscuity (like "slattern") whereas "mistress" doesn't necessarily.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 13, 2021 03:46 PM (Jsjd7)

39 had a thought about the mRNA vaccinations, but too late for the vaccine thread below. they are the genetic equivalent of getting an e-mail that says "click this link".

Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain at April 13, 2021 03:46 PM (sGtp+)

40 I would love to see what an EMP would do to these fucking kids. Imagine them not being able to post/tweet/twit/insta whatever they fucking call what they do, every single minute of every single day.

Posted by: stourma at April 13, 2021 03:46 PM (bbYBJ)

41 17Concubine? Filthy, man-stealing hoor? Those better?

Posted by:4at April 13, 2021 03:38 PM (KnJdm)

Heh, you beat me to it.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 13, 2021 03:46 PM (W2Pud)

42 Wonder what the woman married to the AP people who made that decision call their AP partner's sidepiece.
I'm guessing "mistress" would be about the nicest term.

Posted by: Bete at April 13, 2021 03:46 PM (Ojki1)

43 Instead, use an alternative like companion, friend or lover on first reference and provide additional details later.
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And there's always "Inara, intergalactic space whore" ...

Posted by: ShainS at April 13, 2021 03:47 PM (4UGYu)

44 To use a popular framing, I'm not sure many people had a NY governor (and NYC mayor) exhibiting crude anti-semitic bigotry in their bingo cards for the 2020s.

If one is old enough, this defines surreal.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 13, 2021 03:47 PM (OTzUX)

45
RE: The Pole-Dancing Pastor. In Denver, we also have Nadia Bolz-Weber, the tatted-up, hatchet-faced lesbo "pastor" who melted down thousands of purity rings to create a golden idol of a vagina for her acolytes to worship. And the Satan-worshipping transgender attorney who keeps maliciously litigating against Masterpiece Cakes.
This town really sucks, you guys.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 13, 2021 03:47 PM (Uh2oA)

Also, since when did these people require these shows to be "funny"?

"Funny" means "re-affirms my political beliefs and coddles my neuroses".

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at April 13, 2021 03:48 PM (DXFDM)

47 Cutie, but itsnot going to get me vaccinated

Posted by: Skip at April 13, 2021 03:48 PM (Cxk7w)

48 I believe "side-hustle" could take the place of mistress.

Posted by: stourma at April 13, 2021 03:48 PM (bbYBJ)

Justin Baragona looks like his diet is 90% soy and 10% semen. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 13, 2021 03:44 PM (H5knJ)

LOL

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 13, 2021 03:48 PM (Ez6QX)

50 The AP piece is right. The appropriate modern terminology is sidebitch.

Posted by: Someguy - Former Red Turban now Enterprising Warlord at April 13, 2021 03:48 PM (z5Vrg)

51 The APStyleGuide is just the Newspeak editor. I'll write and say what I want, thanks.

Posted by: Revenant at April 13, 2021 03:48 PM (yVPr3)

52 That pole dancing "minister" be sexist and rayciss.
Needs to get some mens up in there on that there pole, especially mens of colour. Asians too. Stop the Asian hate! (so last week).

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 13, 2021 03:48 PM (bkPNP)

53 Well, apparently the pastor does this pole dancing not in a raunchy club to supplement her pastoral salary but in a studio as a form of exercise, so it's not quite as bad as it seems. I did. laugh, though, that she does pole dancing-a full body workout-to" heal from the stresses of ministry." I am thankful-and everybody else would be too-that I DO NOT do pole dancing to heal from stress. I pray, meditate, read scripture, walk and look at nature. However, Rev. Moss is younger and fitter than I am.
I tried to find out what denomination this woman is, but was unable to do so, but it's Colorado so it's not the Bible Belt.
Ace, did you include this to try to tweak me?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 13, 2021 03:48 PM (7hF2c)

33 It's not just sudden discovery of statistics, ace.

Or just the abandonment of common sense risk balancing and context.

Considering a poor vax outcome of 6 relative to 7MM doses is statistically insignificant. Not too long ago most major corps heavily invested in Six Sigma process training. I could be wrong - but the J&J vax has a process sigma <5.99.
They would kill for that degree of minimum defects.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at April 13, 2021 03:49 PM (gryET)

55 "Climate Emergency"

From the same folks that brought you the term "Vaccine Passport"

Posted by: ... at April 13, 2021 03:49 PM (5t6z4)

56 I haven't seen Gutfeld's new show, but all the cool kids do seem to be throwing a simultaneous hissyfit over it. I mean, entire articles devoted to THAT'S NOT FUNNY.

Posted by: Ktgreat at April 13, 2021 03:49 PM (AD3JT)

57 Ace - If you haven't checked it out yet, look into SteakUmms. They've been saying the quiet part out loud on Twitter this week. Basically exposing all the corporate wokeness for what it really is. Even bashed Degrasse Tyson while at it.
It's truly amazing. Redstate has the article.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 13, 2021 03:49 PM (fqVfv)

58 Pro tip: markup/character formatting in socks no longer works
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Oh, does that include save tags? I've been soooo hungry lately...

Posted by: The Barrel at April 13, 2021 03:49 PM (P1f+c)

59 45
RE: The Pole-Dancing Pastor. In Denver, we also have Nadia Bolz-Weber, the tatted-up, hatchet-faced lesbo "pastor" who melted down thousands of purity rings to create a golden idol of a vagina for her acolytes to worship. And the Satan-worshipping transgender attorney who keeps maliciously litigating against Masterpiece Cakes.
This town really sucks, you guys.

Posted by:Yudhishthira's Diceat April 13, 2021 03:47 PM (Uh2oA)

Well any Horde members should move out so that God has a clear shot.

Posted by: Someguy - Former Red Turban now Enterprising Warlord at April 13, 2021 03:49 PM (z5Vrg)

60 Everything they accused Trump of being, Cuomo is.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 13, 2021 03:51 PM (KZzsI)

... In Denver, we also have Nadia Bolz-Weber, the tatted-up, hatchet-faced lesbo "pastor" who melted down thousands of purity rings to create a golden idol of a vagina for her acolytes to worship....
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 13, 2021 03:47 PM (Uh2oA)

Oh man, I forgot about that. Melting down symbols of premarital chastity into a literal golden idol that *also* deifies man (well woman specifically, in this case) is one of the more surreal things I'd ever read.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 13, 2021 03:51 PM (Jsjd7)

62 Do they still make Steakumm? I remember eating it as a kid. Meat in a box, what's not to love?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 13, 2021 03:51 PM (xfb67)

63 side piece

Posted by: x at April 13, 2021 03:51 PM (oA+QO)

Ace - If you haven't checked it out yet, look into SteakUmms. They've been saying the quiet part out loud on Twitter this week. Basically exposing all the corporate wokeness for what it really is. Even bashed Degrasse Tyson while at it. It's truly amazing. Redstate has the article. Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 13, 2021 03:49 PM (fqVfv)

I had no idea SteakUmms were still a thing.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 13, 2021 03:52 PM (Ez6QX)

65 The media recently openly stated that there aren't always two sides to a story, and that they feel no obligation to air the "wrong" side (as interpreted through their unbiased eyes of course).

Posted by: RM at April 13, 2021 03:52 PM (U3LtS)

66 Is doing math a pre req for posting?

Posted by: Corona-Exilr at April 13, 2021 03:36 PM (pJZfa)

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Green is the new 2 + 2 = 5.

Posted by: ShainS at April 13, 2021 03:52 PM (4UGYu)

Why are Democrat Party advocates allowed to pose as, and be treated as impartial journalists? It's time to cancel these people.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 13, 2021 03:43 PM (VpIIl)

This is why I will never trust a Republican who appears on a Sunday "news" show, unless they are their to be combative and have every intention to rip the host a new one.
Stop validating the enemy and giving them aid and comfort.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at April 13, 2021 03:52 PM (cwI4U)

68 I find myself wondering, "How much worse was Sodom and Gomorrah than we are now?"
"Don't worry, if I can find five good men in Washington DC I won't burn down the country" --God

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 13, 2021 03:52 PM (KZzsI)

69 8What does the AP Style Guide have to say about "cuck" to describe literal cucks? What about usage of the word to describe the David Frenches of the world?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 13, 2021 03:36 PM (Jsjd7)

Fruck?

Posted by: Daffy Duck at April 13, 2021 03:52 PM (S4jmh)

70 So if Mistress is out, what about Whore? That definition describes a Whore. How about Harlot? Or Strumpet?

Posted by: Puddleglum, future Tyrell Corp employee at April 13, 2021 03:52 PM (lBRPF)

71 Juston Baragona -- ask me how I know you;ve never watched any of the Greg Gutfeld shows on Fox?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 13, 2021 03:52 PM (bDqIh)

72 In Denver, we also have Nadia Bolz-Weber, the tatted-up, hatchet-faced lesbo "pastor" who melted down thousands of purity rings to create a golden idol of a vagina for her acolytes to worship
I thought that sounded like she was encouraging some Near Eastern fertility Goddess. Weird and demonic.
And some of us-Women pastors, I mean are quite orthodox Christians (and now, as always I am not going to debate womens ordination. Been there, Done that)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 13, 2021 03:53 PM (7hF2c)

73 And that makes me wonder, has anyone ever committed a Barreling offense while socking The Barrel?

Can the Barrel be put inside itself? Is it a Klein Barrel?

Posted by: mikeski at April 13, 2021 03:53 PM (P1f+c)

74 Pole dancing pastor, you say. When ever two or more gather an orgy breaks out

Posted by: Ben Had at April 13, 2021 03:53 PM (wJdtN)

Do they still make Steakumm? I remember eating it as a kid. Meat in a box, what's not to love?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 13, 2021 03:51 PM (xfb67)

Well, they still have a twatter feed from which they shred Neil DegrASS Tyson regularly.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 13, 2021 03:53 PM (Zz0t1)

76 Colbert, Kimmel, and their ilk are to comedy what garlic, holy water, and crucifixes are to vampires.

Was Colbert ever anything other than an irritating unfunny dweeb? I once saw him kind of owning up to being a dumbass about something but that's not the same as being funny.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at April 13, 2021 03:53 PM (y7DUB)

Oh right, the teachers unions can't do math.

Does that make them Honorary Morons?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 13, 2021 03:53 PM (DMUuz)

78 Mistress to me means simply that she's being bought and paid for by one John, compared to a prostitute that works harder, longer hours and her value is judged on quantity.
A mistress is just a prostitute and her keeper that is paying, is just a John.

Posted by: oldchick at April 13, 2021 03:53 PM (sOete)

79 Mistress is Goomaad. Everyone knows that.

Posted by: Daffy Duck at April 13, 2021 03:53 PM (S4jmh)

80 62 Do they still make Steakumm? I remember eating it as a kid. Meat in a box, what's not to love?

Posted by:sniffybigtoeat April 13, 2021 03:51 PM (xfb67)

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Oh, yes. I eat Steakum subs all the time. The meat cooks up in about 5 minutes.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 13, 2021 03:54 PM (dfRN6)

Pole dancing pastor, you say. When ever two or more gather an orgy breaks out

Posted by: Ben Had at April 13, 2021 03:53 PM (wJdtN)

Go on.......

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 13, 2021 03:54 PM (Zz0t1)

The appropriate modern terminology is sidebitch.

About 25 years ago, a friend introduced me to his girlfriend as his "main squeeze". They've since been married and raised a family.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 13, 2021 03:54 PM (VVEnO)

Posted by: Dr. Jill Biden at April 13, 2021 03:54 PM (bTQ72)

84 Don't worry, if I can find five good men in Washington DC I won't burn down the country" --God Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 13, 2021 03:52 PM (KZzsI)
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Well, shit.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 13, 2021 03:54 PM (kTF2Z)

85 thousands of dollars to take selfies of herself getting the vaccine? Was she nekkid?

Posted by: wth at April 13, 2021 03:54 PM (v0R5T)

86 60Everything they accused Trump of being, Cuomo is.

Posted by:Christopher R Taylorat April 13, 2021 03:51 PM (KZzsI)

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Have we confirmed that he loves prostitute pee?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 13, 2021 03:54 PM (LvTSG)

87 I had no idea SteakUmms were still a thing.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 13, 2021 03:52 PM (Ez6QX)

Didn't Jack Klugman do commercials for them?

Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at April 13, 2021 03:55 PM (k/TB6)

88 84Don't worry, if I can find five good men in Washington DC I won't burn down the country" --God Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 13, 2021 03:52 PM (KZzsI)
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Well, shit.

Posted by uke Lowellat April 13, 2021 03:54 PM (kTF2Z)

Nah it's all good. We don't have any of ours there anymore.

Posted by: Someguy - Former Red Turban now Enterprising Warlord at April 13, 2021 03:55 PM (z5Vrg)

Was Colbert ever anything other than an irritating unfunny dweeb? I once saw him kind of owning up to being a dumbass about something but that's not the same as being funny.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at April 13, 2021 03:53 PM (y7DUB)

Had a friend that used to believe Colbert was the ultra conservative ying to Jon Stewart's yang.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 13, 2021 03:55 PM (Zz0t1)

90 If you divide my total number of pron badges by the total number of crack pipes I own you get my dad's IQ.

Posted by: Hunter B Bad at April 13, 2021 03:55 PM (A+few)

91 "Pole Dancing Pastor". Is that on Lifetime?

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at April 13, 2021 03:55 PM (9JKP1)

92 green

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 13, 2021 03:55 PM (JUOKG)

93 What did the Joo say when his house fell out of the olive tree?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 13, 2021 03:55 PM (03n3v)

94 Can you fokken believe half the country live below the average income in the USA!

Joe will fix this !!!!

Posted by: Dr. Jill Biden at April 13, 2021 03:55 PM (bTQ72)

95 Christopher - Sodom and Gomorrah after reading The Rational Bible is worse.

Posted by: Skip at April 13, 2021 03:55 PM (Cxk7w)

96 The emergency is settled!

Posted by: Scientific American at April 13, 2021 03:55 PM (rIAmy)

97 Texas is proposing a law to label any administering of hormones or gender surgery to children as child abuse.
Well done, Texas.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 13, 2021 03:56 PM (fqVfv)

98
I heartily endorse the Covid vaccines!

Posted by: Shomee DeMunay at April 13, 2021 03:56 PM (SmsR0)

99 Something must be really, really bad that they aren't telling us if they are suspending this vaccine.

Posted by: Fedup at April 13, 2021 03:56 PM (68ya+)

100

Didn't Jack Klugman do commercials for them?

Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at April 13, 2021 03:55 PM (k/TB6)

Seems so......
https://youtu.be/4MAf2ItT1ZI

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 13, 2021 03:56 PM (Zz0t1)

101 89 Had a friend that used to believe Colbert was the ultra conservative ying to Jon Stewart's yang.

Posted by:Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbittat April 13, 2021 03:55 PM (Zz0t1)

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"Had"

Interesting word choice.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 13, 2021 03:56 PM (LvTSG)

102 Law student: When confronted about the married man (in her church choir) she was boning, me calling her his mistress, she got all uppity. Sooner or later told me "he had the nerve to fuck me before he dumped me". Heh.

Posted by: Getting the band back together at April 13, 2021 03:56 PM (c8x1g)

103 I just realized I was using a wrong figure for 18 and over population, I was using 210 million instead of 250 million. Still 65% of voter participation based on every person 18 and over is improbable at best.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 13, 2021 03:56 PM (2DOZq)

104 If "mistress" is out, would the AP object to the older-school formation of "kept woman?"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 13, 2021 03:56 PM (Jsjd7)

105 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 13, 2021 03:47 PM (Uh2oA)
The suit happy lawyer trying to pretend he's a woman wanted the Christian baker to make several cakes in succession, didn't he?-one celebrating his gayness, one celebrating his trangenderism and one showing Satan licking a dildo?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 13, 2021 03:57 PM (7hF2c)

106

Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at April 13, 2021 03:55 PM (k/TB6)

QID!! I've been hoping to catch you on here to tell you: thank you and you are the man!

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 13, 2021 03:57 PM (Ez6QX)

107

Wouldn't it now be THOT?
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at April 13, 2021 03:44 PM (Qtg3R)THOT would work in modern-speak, although I think "THOT" implies promiscuity (like "slattern") whereas "mistress" doesn't necessarily.
Posted by:Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)at April 13, 2021 03:46 PM (Jsjd7)

common trollop?

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 13, 2021 03:57 PM (8D42x)

108 The decline of Scientific American is a particularly unpleasant example of skin-suit wearing intellectual decay. Lysenko is the patron saint of such people. Full of shit on the science, but it doesn't matter because they nailed the political correctness.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 13, 2021 03:57 PM (4vavn)

109

Texas is proposing a law to label any administering of hormones or gender surgery to children as child abuse.

Well done, Texas.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 13, 2021 03:56 PM (fqVfv)

About fucking time.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 13, 2021 03:57 PM (Zz0t1)

110 Russia massed on the Ukraine border, China surrounding Taiwan, Iran upping its nuke spinning. US cities back in flames and our "President" works 9-5 with time outs for naps and weekends off. Yeah push vaccines and "climate emergencies"...

Posted by: pahound at April 13, 2021 03:57 PM (eUSjX)

111 So, instead of "mistress" may the reporters use "concubine" if she is a kept woman?

Posted by: exdem13 at April 13, 2021 03:57 PM (W+kMI)

112 My Dad told me 60 years ago that when reading the newspaper assume 50% is false and questionn the other half. He may have been quoting Mark Twain. Either way, how did the media last this long?

Posted by: Robert17 at April 13, 2021 03:58 PM (I69kA)

113 Had to re-inform the boss that I will not be taking a vaccine, and gave him the reasons, too. Not into dead babies, not into blood clots, not into putting untested foreign substances into my body, not into "preventing" something I haven't got and won't get.
Not sure why he didn't hear that the first time, but this time I put it in writing.
He can ask again, but I'm not going to answer, except perhaps to exclaim "Not only no, but hell no."

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at April 13, 2021 03:58 PM (okGHj)

114 Instagram "models" will do anything you pay them to, so that doesn't exactly constitute an endorsement

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 13, 2021 03:58 PM (KZzsI)

115 Had a friend that used to believe Colbert was the ultra conservative ying to Jon Stewart's yang.

I remember my daughter watching that and I thought it was painfully unfunny.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at April 13, 2021 03:58 PM (y7DUB)

116 If "mistress" is out, would the AP object to the older-school formation of "kept woman?"

Side piece?

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at April 13, 2021 03:58 PM (9JKP1)

117

Also, since when did these people require these shows to be "funny"?

"Comedienne" is Latin for "not funny". See Samantha B.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 13, 2021 03:59 PM (VVEnO)

118 84 Don't worry, if I can find five good men in Washington DC I won't burn down the country" --God Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 13, 2021 03:52 PM (KZzsI)
-----------
Well, shit. ----------- Wow, now that's a fire!

Posted by: exdem13 at April 13, 2021 03:59 PM (W+kMI)

119 QID!! I've been hoping to catch you on here to tell you: thank you and you are the man!

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 13, 2021 03:57 PM (Ez6QX)

My pleasure, anytime lady.

Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at April 13, 2021 04:00 PM (k/TB6)

120

I had no idea SteakUmms were still a thing.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 13, 2021 03:52 PM (Ez6QX)

Bite your tongue, woman.

Posted by: 4 at April 13, 2021 04:00 PM (KnJdm)

121 I've never heard Neil Degrasse Tyson say anything scientific. the affirmative action planetarium manager who has no science to his name is constantly commenting on culture. astrophysicist my ass.

Posted by: x at April 13, 2021 04:00 PM (oA+QO)

122

"Pole-dancing pastor" is an Episcopalian, isn't she.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 13, 2021 03:38 PM

Unitarian, maybe?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 13, 2021 04:00 PM (m+jkK)

123 It's a pole-dancing pastor? Man, people are out to beat South Park to the joke, aren't they?

Posted by: exdem13 at April 13, 2021 04:00 PM (W+kMI)

124

Had a friend that used to believe Colbert was the ultra conservative ying to Jon Stewart's yang.
Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 13, 2021 03:55 PM (Zz0t1)

So he was so stupid he didn't realize that Colbert was playing a conservative parody character, which was patently obvious to anyone with an IQ over room temperature.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at April 13, 2021 04:00 PM (DXFDM)

125 Co-bert was playing he was a conservative but would play it on the Leftist side.

Posted by: Skip at April 13, 2021 04:00 PM (Cxk7w)

126 16 "Pole-dancing pastor" is an Episcopalian, isn't she.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 13, 2021 03:38 PM (dfRN6)

She sure as hell isn't Catholic.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at April 13, 2021 04:00 PM (okGHj)

127 "This is not funny."

I thought Gutfeld was funny when he showed the picture of Hunter's gaping meth mouth on National TV.

Posted by: wth at April 13, 2021 04:00 PM (v0R5T)

128

If "mistress" is out, would the AP object to the older-school formation of "kept woman?"

Side piece?

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at April 13, 2021 03:58 PM (9JKP1)

Synonyms:

concubine
girlfriend
paramour
prostitute
roommate
sweetheart
chatelaine
courtesan
doxy
inamorata
ladylove
moll
shack
sugar
sweetie
bedmate
best girl
dream girl
fancy woman
kept woman
main squeeze
old lady
other woman
shack job

I am partial to filthy, man-stealing hoor.

Posted by: 4 at April 13, 2021 04:01 PM (KnJdm)

129 97 Texas is proposing a law to label any administering of hormones or gender surgery to children as child abuse.
Well done, Texas.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 13, 2021 03:56 PM (fqVfv)

It shouldn't require a new law. It already is child abuse and medical malpractice. But if it saves any kids...

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 13, 2021 04:01 PM (4vavn)

130 21AP forbids use of the word "mistress," finding that it's gendered or sexist or whatever to call what is essentially a single-client prostitute by the kind euphemism "mistress."
-----
There's always "Client 9."

Posted by:ShainSat April 13, 2021 03:39 PM (4UGYu)

Concubine, for the win.

[spikes scotch bottle]

Posted by: CZ = Wanted Criminal Because, CZ at April 13, 2021 04:01 PM (MkuC5)

131 "Don't worry, if I can find five good men in Washington DC I won't burn down the country" --God

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 13, 2021 03:52 PM (KZzsI)

Oh. Shit.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at April 13, 2021 04:01 PM (okGHj)

132 Had a friend that used to believe Colbert was the ultra conservative ying to Jon Stewart's yang.
At least they were willing to recognize Stewart as ultra leftist. That was Colbert's schtick on the Daily Show, though. Pretending to be a conservative and acting out the dumbest, most lame caricature of one.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 13, 2021 04:01 PM (KZzsI)

133 Had a friend that used to believe Colbert was the ultra conservative ying to Jon Stewart's yang.

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 13, 2021 03:55 PM (Zz0t1)

Crazy. Everyone knows Kimmel is the conservative one.

Posted by: ... at April 13, 2021 04:02 PM (5t6z4)

134 had a thought about the mRNA vaccinations, but too late for the vaccine thread below. they are the genetic equivalent of getting an e-mail that says "click this link". Posted by: Comrade Anachronda, behind the Newsom curtain

A more apt comparison would be to an OS, or better, an anti-virus application/program. Routine updates and patches will be required to keep the app functioning.

Posted by: Joe Mama at April 13, 2021 04:02 PM (SmsR0)

135 Maybe instead of "mistress" the reporters can use "personal OnlyFans contractor" instead?

Posted by: exdem13 at April 13, 2021 04:02 PM (W+kMI)

136 The Kenosha police officer who shot Jacob Blake is back on the force as of today. Only the Lord God above knows why he would want to return.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 13, 2021 04:02 PM (45fpk)

137 So if Mistress is out, what about Whore? That definition describes a Whore. How about Harlot? Or Strumpet?

Imma go with wanton libidinous trollop with benefits.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 13, 2021 04:02 PM (axyOa)

138

So, instead of "mistress" may the reporters use "concubine" if she is a kept woman?

"Piece worker"?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 13, 2021 04:02 PM (VVEnO)

139 I hear "To Kill a Mockingbird" is going on the banned book list.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 13, 2021 04:02 PM (wJdtN)

140 On the topic of statistics and the clot-inducing vaccine, I'm quite certain that of those who did not take the vaccine, not one had a blood clot caused by it. That is 100%.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at April 13, 2021 04:02 PM (okGHj)

141 "Pole-dancing pastor" is an Episcopalian, isn't she.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 13, 2021 03:38 PM

the fact that she's wearing a collar in the style Episcopalians wear make me think that she might be.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 13, 2021 04:03 PM (7hF2c)

142 31We've truly crossed the Rubicon.

Crossed the Rubicon???
They are in the Forum auctioning off the Republic for crack, and Chinese whores. They are long past the Rubicon.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 13, 2021 04:03 PM (UtTj+)

143 Rashida Tlaib wants "No more policing, incarceration, and militarization.â€
So, straight up lynch mobs and instant killings of those you think wronged you then. Nah, it'll be fine, despite all of human history showing the road map to here this leads.

Posted by: Bete at April 13, 2021 04:03 PM (Ojki1)

144 Can someone explain to me why they have to halt the J and J vaccine if a handful of people have died and gotten blood clots, while it's OK for people to literally die (around 2300) and suffer neurological issues from the mRNA vaccines?

Posted by: shibumi at April 13, 2021 04:03 PM (tjZg/)

145 I am partial to filthy, man-stealing hoor.

Posted by: 4

Kept cunt.
I'll see myself out

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 13, 2021 04:03 PM (FZYNt)

146 My Dad told me 60 years ago that when reading the newspaper assume 50% is false and questionn the other half. He may have been quoting Mark Twain. Either way, how did the media last this long?

Twain's quote was, "If you don't read the newspapers, you are uninformed. If you do read them, you are misinformed."

A GOP press secretary with balls would blow that up and hang it behind their podium for every press conference, along with Iowahawk's quote about modern journalism is making sure the public never hears bad news about Democrats.

Shove the hatred right down their treasonous throats.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 13, 2021 04:04 PM (2JVJo)

147 This town really sucks, you guys. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Sodom adjacent to the Divide.

Posted by: Guvner Pole-ass at April 13, 2021 04:04 PM (SmsR0)

148 Does the Church of Satan leaders refer to themselves as pastors?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 13, 2021 04:04 PM (2DOZq)

149 Oh man, I forgot about that. Melting down symbols of premarital chastity into a literal golden idol that *also* deifies man (well woman specifically, in this case) is one of the more surreal things I'd ever read.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 13, 2021 03:51 PM (Jsjd7)

You should check out Starhawk and the Witches living in Mt. Horeb, WI. Loons the lot of them, and weird shit gets dug up out there and spread around. It ain't all cow manure, either.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at April 13, 2021 04:04 PM (okGHj)

150

... I am partial to filthy, man-stealing hoor.
Posted by: 4 at April 13, 2021 04:01 PM (KnJdm)

All that and *still* no love for the classic "home wrecker?"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 13, 2021 04:04 PM (Jsjd7)

151 Snausages > Steak-umms

Posted by: Fido at April 13, 2021 04:04 PM (v0R5T)

152 For a long time, we have managed to allow anti-vaxxers (who normally fell in our liberal brethren's camp) to exist carefree in America b/c we have such a strong, supportive medical campaign for standard vaccines that the existing herd immunity can carry those not taking a shot. All of those currently approved vaccines have risks to the takers, but most folks don't even give them a 2nd thought. We just do them to maintain the public health, a public social good.
All of those standard diseases also originally had a "damn, this is still widely circulating" period until we got enough doses in enough arms. Anything that slows that down now slows our path out of this - right now, everything, except Michigan and a few select places, was on a great track.
Maybe you want to stay on the sidelines, and you totally can do so. But also advocating to others on the fence to stay on the sidelines just keeps us from getting to the final goal...and since we are out of power at all levels of the federal government, if we don't get to that goal, we risk much more than just a one-in-a-million chance of a rare side effect for ourselves and others.
Someone said Americans struggle with assessing risk...and we do (both personal risk and societal risk, in this case). We also struggle with assessing reward, especially indirect ones for society.

Posted by: Nova local at April 13, 2021 04:04 PM (b1h2x)

153 >>"Pole-dancing pastor" is an Episcopalian, isn't she.

Deosn't look like it:

"There were still people who would judge me or never were comfortable with that piece of my life,â€ Martin said. And she was tired of hiding it.
She found a local church, part of the Metropolitan Community Church, which Martin says is "all about total love and acceptance.â€ The denomination is perhaps best known for applying that acceptance to the LGBTQ community, which Martin pointed out.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 13, 2021 04:05 PM (bDqIh)

154 QID, let me join the others in saying many, many thanks!
GREATLY appreciated.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 13, 2021 04:05 PM (2JVJo)

155

Can someone explain to me why they have to halt the J and J vaccine if a handful of people have died and gotten blood clots, while it's OK for people to literally die (around 2300) and suffer neurological issues from the mRNA vaccines?

Posted by: shibumi at April 13, 2021 04:03 PM (tjZg/)

Regulatory capture seems sufficient.

Posted by: 4 at April 13, 2021 04:05 PM (KnJdm)

156 I am partial to filthy, man-stealing hoor.

Posted by: 4 at April 13, 2021 04:01 PM (KnJdm)

I prefer "Home Wrecker."

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at April 13, 2021 04:05 PM (okGHj)

157 So the modern Instagram Influencer is today's equivalent of the bleach blonde TV news anchor. Paid to look pretty and say what someone tells her to say.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 13, 2021 04:05 PM (fqVfv)

158 Nah it's all good. We don't have any of ours there anymore.

Posted by:Someguy

I'd hope that all the living past pres (and their wives) are all there though (except the last one and his beautiful wife of course).

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 13, 2021 04:06 PM (gtatv)

159

So he was so stupid he didn't realize that Colbert was playing a conservative parody character, which was patently obvious to anyone with an IQ over room temperature.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at April 13, 2021 04:00 PM (DXFDM)

Brazilian immigrant, so.........

Posted by: Sponge - Saying Ashli Babbitt at April 13, 2021 04:06 PM (Zz0t1)

160 122 "Pole-dancing pastor" is an Episcopalian, isn't she.

Posted by:Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcherat April 13, 2021 03:38 PM

Unitarian, maybe?

Posted by:RedMindBlueStateat April 13, 2021 04:00 PM (m+jkK)

I don't think they're big on formal clerical garb. Also it looks like the cryon reads something about the blessing of solar panels, which is something I can definitely see a Palie lefty doing.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 13, 2021 04:06 PM (dfRN6)

161 @Breaking911 1h
VP HARRIS: "Black women in our country are facing a maternal health crisis...we know the primary reasons why: systemic racial inequities and implicit bias.â€

@El_Kabong81 Said the black female Vice President and former Senator.

https://tinyurl.com/yjak8pce

Posted by: Tami at April 13, 2021 04:06 PM (cF8AT)

162 139I hear "To Kill a Mockingbird" is going on the banned book list.

Posted by:Ben Hadat April 13, 2021 04:02 PM (wJdtN)

But for the correct reasons this time!
Karen what claimed her "rightwing neighbor" was going to do this 6 months ago.

Posted by: Bete at April 13, 2021 04:06 PM (Ojki1)

163 The school district I work for has been open all year. Doing various amounts of COVID-19 mitigation and whatnot but the compliance levels with the more nonsensical stuff has dropped over time.
Even so we have really had almost no disruption here at school from students or staff getting sick.
Vaccinations commenced in March. And many people have been getting them. I know because they can't shut up about it. I know vegans who are aren't as proud of their lifestyle choices than these people are about having chemicals tested on aborted babies injected into them.
So a lot of staff have been getting the jab. And apparently getting sick from it too because there have been a lot of subs and people at the doctor More than ever had COVID. Enough that the superintendent sent out an email to everyone yesterday telling us all that sickness from the vaccine would be considered a"COVID related illness and to code their sick leave requests that way.

Posted by: Just Lily at April 13, 2021 04:07 PM (jWoQx)

164

Not sure why he didn't hear that the first time, but this time I put it in writing.
He can ask again, but I'm not going to answer, except perhaps to exclaim "Not only no, but hell no."

Tell him in no uncertain terms a company requiring disclosure of ANY part of your medical history is a HIPAA violation and you'll be happy to see him in court.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at April 13, 2021 04:07 PM (gryET)

165 How many total cases of that type of blood clotting has happened in the USA in last year?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 13, 2021 04:07 PM (2DOZq)

166 QID, let me join the others in saying many, many thanks!
GREATLY appreciated.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 13, 2021 04:05 PM (2JVJo)

My pleasure. Just helping the horde out.

Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at April 13, 2021 04:07 PM (k/TB6)

167 94 Can you fokken believe half the country live below the average income in the USA! Joe will fix this !!!! Posted by: Dr. Jill Biden at April 13, 2021 03:55 PM (bTQ72) ---- LOL Thanks - I needed a good laugh about something, anything, today

Posted by: Gref at April 13, 2021 04:08 PM (AMIL/)

168

"Pole-dancing pastor" is an Episcopalian, isn't she.

Episcopole-ian.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 13, 2021 04:08 PM (VVEnO)

169 Pole Dancing Pastor sure was a let down. I was expecting to see a fertile young woman not some long in the tooth barren fatty. If you haven't already don't bother checking her out.

Posted by: JROD at April 13, 2021 04:08 PM (0jZnq)

170 139 I hear "To Kill a Mockingbird" is going on the banned book list.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 13, 2021 04:02 PM (wJdtN)

I'm teaching my son Tom Sawyer and Huck Finn. Complete with N-words writ large. They won't teach those in high school here because, well, they are idiots. Instead we have "new" novels about kinky sex. No thanks.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at April 13, 2021 04:08 PM (okGHj)

171

Someone said Americans struggle with assessing risk...and we do (both personal risk and societal risk, in this case). We also struggle with assessing reward, especially indirect ones for society.

Posted by: Nova local at April 13, 2021 04:04 PM (b1h2x)

Some people, I call them Americans, struggle with being forced to do what's "in their best interests," just because the lying liars who lie say it is a great idea to partake in a great medical experiment in the face of a 0.02% deadly threat.

Posted by: 4 at April 13, 2021 04:08 PM (KnJdm)

172

If "mistress" is out, would the AP object to the older-school formation of "kept woman?"

Isn't the currently accepted catch-all for prostitutes, escorts, onlyfans, porno, etc. "sex-worker"?

That's what they've described - a woman who has sex with a man in exchange for monetary/living expenses? Why not be more honest about what's really happenening and use "sex-worker"?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 13, 2021 04:10 PM (bDqIh)

173

All that and *still* no love for the classic "home wrecker?"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 13, 2021 04:04 PM (Jsjd7)

Forgotten, but not forsaken.

Posted by: 4 at April 13, 2021 04:10 PM (KnJdm)

174 Not wanting to be a guinea pig is not being anti-vaxx. Cut the shit.

Posted by: ... at April 13, 2021 04:10 PM (5t6z4)

175 I'm going to try and get one more blowjob from the wife before I die from the Johnson & Johnson embolism.
Seems the least she could do for someone damn near death.

Posted by: jwest at April 13, 2021 04:10 PM (/BlEx)

176

Episcopole-ian.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 13, 2021 04:08 PM (VVEnO)

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 13, 2021 04:10 PM (lmikk)

177 171 Some people, I call them Americans, struggle with being forced to do what's "in their best interests," just because the lying liars who lie say it is a great idea to partake in a great medical experiment in the face of a 0.02% deadly threat.

Posted by:4at April 13, 2021 04:08 PM (KnJdm)

===========

Why do you hate science? Go, say three Hail Obamas and three Our Faucis, and think about your sins.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 13, 2021 04:10 PM (LvTSG)

178 Posted by: JROD at April 13, 2021 04:08 PM (0jZnq)
Doesn't look particularly fat to me, but all I looked at was a still picture which showed no face and yes, she's middle aged. I'd say if she's dancing on a pole in her middle age, she's pretty fit.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 13, 2021 04:10 PM (7hF2c)

179 171 We vaccinate for chicken pox...it has a much lower fatality rate. It's just standard for many folks (only the very religious usually pass on that one).

Posted by: Nova local at April 13, 2021 04:11 PM (b1h2x)

180 I still don't like the term "sex trafficking". It's rape trafficking at best.

Posted by: ... at April 13, 2021 04:11 PM (5t6z4)

181

Maybe you want to stay on the sidelines, and you totally can do so. But also advocating to others on the fence to stay on the sidelines just keeps us from getting to the final goal...and since we are out of power at all levels of the federal government, if we don't get to that goal, we risk much more than just a one-in-a-million chance of a rare side effect for ourselves and others.
Posted by: Nova local at April 13, 2021 04:04 PM (b1h2x)

I know I'm not as smart as most of the Horde, but I don't understand this argument at all. We need to get vaccinated because we are out of power?

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 13, 2021 04:11 PM (Ez6QX)

182 161 @Breaking911 1h
VP HARRIS: "Black women in our country are facing a maternal health crisis...we know the primary reasons why: systemic racial inequities and implicit bias.â€

@El_Kabong81 Said the black female Vice President and former Senator.

https://tinyurl.com/yjak8pce

Posted by: Tami at April 13, 2021 04:06 PM (cF8AT)

Actually, Ms. Harris, you stupid git, it is abortion that is causing the maternal health crisis, along with hormonal birth control which causes cancer, but you go with racism. That would be the "systemic" racism of Planned Barrenhood.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at April 13, 2021 04:11 PM (okGHj)

183 16794 Can you fokken believe half the country live below the average income in the USA! Joe will fix this !!!! Posted by: Dr. Jill Biden at April 13, 2021 03:55 PM (bTQ72) ---- LOL Thanks - I needed a good laugh about something, anything, today

Posted by:Grefat April 13, 2021 04:08 PM (AMIL/)

Ya laugh, til you realize people who think this way are serious.
And many of them now have political power to "fix" it.

Posted by: Bete at April 13, 2021 04:11 PM (Ojki1)

184

Twain's quote was, "If you don't read the newspapers, you are uninformed. If you do read them, you are misinformed."

The press would go ape shit, no doubt.

I think their response would be something to the effect that Twain was the greatest white supremacist of all. I mean, look at that mop of white hair and the white suit he is always depicted wearing.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at April 13, 2021 04:11 PM (cwI4U)

185 Since the "vaccines" were not tested as per usual, we are doing the actual testing now.
Thus it may be a few years before there is enough data on what the side effects are. Unless of course some become fatal.
There's a couple scientist at Harvard and MIT saying that the mRNA type "vaccines" do have the ability to change ones DNA. Apparently there can occur a reverse of what's supposed to happen and because it's unknown how any particular person's DNA was changed they can't tell what that may manifest as or when.
This is Natural News.com: https://tinyurl.com/yeapwuwh

Posted by: Jakee308 at April 13, 2021 04:11 PM (LS3oW)

186 I have only had a couple of encounters with Unitarians. They seemed to be pretty open minded. Anyone else remember the old joke about being open minded?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 13, 2021 04:12 PM (lmikk)

187 Try refusing to address *some* women as Mistress, and see where that gets you.

Posted by: ... at April 13, 2021 04:12 PM (5t6z4)

188 There are a lot of reactions (not just 6 blood clots), both serious and not, to all of the shots. I have read that VAERS only captures about 1-2% of actual instances (human input required), and there are thousands of deaths, and tens of thousands of serious effects entered. It is disturbing how much pressure is being placed on injecting unapproved, never-before-used substances into humans. I trust none of this.

Posted by: DJ at April 13, 2021 04:12 PM (O3/K+)

189

@Breaking911
VP HARRIS: "Black women in our country are facing a maternal health crisis...we know the primary reasons why: systemic racial inequities and implicit bias.â€ ...
Posted by: Tami at April 13, 2021 04:06 PM (cF8AT)

Oh, I dunno about that, Ms. Harris. Could it be a factor that certain people - I'm not naming names, but they do *tend* to be aligned to a particular political party - have been denigrating black families, discouraging black reproduction and encouraging black abortion for so long? Could it possible be a factor that black reproductive health or encouraging prenatal care amongst the black population are not in any way, shape or form a policy priority because all policy efforts focus on abortion instead?

You know, kinda like this shit?
https://is.gd/5twjHC

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 13, 2021 04:13 PM (Jsjd7)

190 Posted by: Nova local at April 13, 2021 04:04 PM (b1h2x)
A rushed and experimental vaccine is much different than the other vaccines you refer to. You cannot judge warnings given by others based on this.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 13, 2021 04:13 PM (2DOZq)

191

@Breaking911 1h
VP HARRIS: "Black women in our country are facing a maternal health crisis...we know the primary reasons why: systemic racial inequities and implicit bias.â€

@El_Kabong81 Said the black female Vice President and former Senator.

https://tinyurl.com/yjak8pce

Posted by: Tami at April 13, 2021 04:06 PM (cF8AT)

"Maternal health crisis?" Like millions of dead black babies in Planned Parenthood's dumpsters crisis?

Posted by: 4 at April 13, 2021 04:13 PM (KnJdm)

192 152
...if we don't get to that goal, we risk much more than just a one-in-a-million chance of a rare side effect for ourselves and others.
Posted by: Nova local at April 13, 2021 04:04 PM (b1h2x)
------
The perceived risk of the vaccines is much, much greater than one in a million. How could you possibly not understand that?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 13, 2021 04:13 PM (4vavn)

193 tcn, good for you! You are being a good parent to expose your child to great literature and helping him understand it.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 13, 2021 04:13 PM (wJdtN)

194 Don't you love how they turn Fake VP into a black woman without actually saying it?

Posted by: ... at April 13, 2021 04:13 PM (5t6z4)

195

Why do you hate science? Go, say three Hail Obamas and three Our Faucis, and think about your sins.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 13, 2021 04:10 PM (LvTSG)

I actually had a twinge of being offended there. That's different.
Strictly speaking, 'Hail Mike's would flow better and fit the idiom.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 13, 2021 04:14 PM (lmikk)

196

Why do you hate science? Go, say three Hail Obamas and three Our Faucis, and think about your sins.

Posted by:TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowersat April 13, 2021 04:10 PM (LvTSG)

Experiments are good for the soul!

Posted by: Tuskegee Institute at April 13, 2021 04:14 PM (Ojki1)

197 @JamesOKeefeIII

BREAKING: CNN Director REVEALS@CNN Coverage of @RepMattGaetz Is â€˜Propagandaâ€™ "If the agenda say, is to get @mattgaetz right now, heâ€™s like this Republican. Heâ€™s a problem for the Democratic Party...So weâ€™re(@CNN) going to keep running these stories to keep hurting him.â€

https://tinyurl.com/yzpjcass

This was at the top of the tweet:

And on that note...gotta run. Later all.

Posted by: Tami at April 13, 2021 04:14 PM (cF8AT)

198 And the answer is; Pole dancing pastor is Asst. Pastor at the Metropolitan Community Church in Colorado Springs. MCC started out years ago as an outreach to gays when no other denomination was ordaining them or supporting gay marriage, so I'm not surprised her congregation is thrilled about pole dancing. The article is written oddly. She says "My congregation prays" and then goes on to talk about them being thrilled she does pole dancing. What are they praying about-that she doesn't fall off the pole?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 13, 2021 04:14 PM (7hF2c)

199 179 171 We vaccinate for chicken pox...it has a much lower fatality rate. It's just standard for many folks (only the very religious usually pass on that one).

Posted by: Nova local at April 13, 2021 04:11 PM (b1h2x)

Perhaps you are too young to remember that it didn't used to be all that survivable prior to the vaccination, and it also causes horrendous birth defects if pregnant women contract it. There is a good reason for that one, Skippy.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at April 13, 2021 04:14 PM (okGHj)

200

Try refusing to address *some* women as Mistress, and see where that gets you.

Posted by: ... at April 13, 2021 04:12 PM (5t6z4)

That's a tiny, little problem.

Posted by: 4 at April 13, 2021 04:14 PM (KnJdm)

201

Try refusing to address *some* women as Mistress, and see where that gets you. Posted by: ... at April 13, 2021 04:12 PM (5t6z4)

Probably get you a whippin', which you probably paid for. So, win-win.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 13, 2021 04:14 PM (Ez6QX)

202 I got the Moderna double dose. I'll keep you posted as to symptoms of death.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 13, 2021 04:15 PM (45fpk)

203 You know if we just shot all COVID positives the gun stats would go through the roof!

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 13, 2021 04:15 PM (/MaDp)

204

Posted by: Nova local at April 13, 2021 04:04 PM (b1h2x)

Your concern is:
â˜Not noted â˜‘Noted

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at April 13, 2021 04:15 PM (DTX3h)

205 186I have only had a couple of encounters with Unitarians. They seemed to be pretty open minded. Anyone else remember the old joke about being open minded?

Posted by:Aetius451ADat April 13, 2021 04:12 PM (lmikk)

I dated one in high school. As she explained it, "Believe whatever you want, just so long as you believe it sincerely."

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 13, 2021 04:16 PM (dfRN6)

206 I've never heard Neil Degrasse Tyson say anything scientific. the affirmative action planetarium manager who has no science to his name is constantly commenting on culture. astrophysicist my ass. Posted by

at April 13, 2021 04:00 PM (oA+QO)
TBF, he actually has an advanced science degree and hasn't produced something akin to "Sex Junk", like other fake "scientist" Bill Nye.

Posted by: Thrawn at April 13, 2021 04:16 PM (5NXRQ)

207

I prefer "Home Wrecker." Posted by: tcn in AK

The cheating spouse is the home wrecker. The "other" just happened to be convenient and willing.

Posted by: oldchick at April 13, 2021 04:16 PM (sOete)

208 Oh, I dunno about that, Ms. Harris.""
Agree. How about the fact that so many black women are obese, eat poorly, and don't exercise while they are trying to gestate their baby-daddy's babies? If they don't take their pregnancies seriously, why should we? THEY need to take responsibility for something here, yes?

Posted by: lizabth at April 13, 2021 04:17 PM (L3Rsz)

209 199 Chicken pox stats before vaccine...pretty much, only the immunocompromised had any real issues, unless you were really, really unlucky...but we found the common good worth it...
"The risk of complications from varicella varies with age. Complications are infrequent among healthy children. They occur much more frequently in persons older than age 15 years and infants younger than age 1 year. In the prevaccine era, approximately 10,500 persons with varicella required hospitalization each year. Hospitalization rates were approximately 1 to 2 per 1,000 cases among healthy children and 14 per 1,000 cases among adults. The fatality rate for varicella was approximately 1 per 100,000 cases among children age 1 through 14 years, 6 per 100,000 cases among persons age 15 through 19 years, and 21 per 100,000 cases among adults. Most deaths occur in immunocompetent children and adults. Since 1996, when the varicella vaccination program was implemented, hospitalizations and deaths from varicella have declined in the United States 93% and 94%, respectively."

Posted by: Nova local at April 13, 2021 04:17 PM (b1h2x)

210 How can I get behind the news guy while he is on air and mouthed, fuck you. War.
Popular Mechanics, now another mag are in the graveyard. Graveyard is really bigy. Plenty of room.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 13, 2021 04:17 PM (Zz53D)

211 That was Colbert's schtick on the Daily Show, though. Pretending to be a conservative and acting out the dumbest, most lame caricature of one.

That senile cunt Pelosi had him testify to Congress which tells you his target audience.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at April 13, 2021 04:19 PM (JQSPn)

212 Posted by: JROD at April 13, 2021 04:08 PM (0jZnq)
And if anyone posts a photo of a hot male pastor doing pole dancing-and no, I'm talking about actual dancing with poles, not other sexual references to poles-I don't want to see it. I'd rather think of them doing actual ministry-attired..

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 13, 2021 04:19 PM (7hF2c)

213

"Comedienne" is Latin for "not funny". See Samantha B.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 13, 2021 03:59 PM

"Comedienne" is Latin for "not funny". See Samantha B.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 13, 2021 04:19 PM (DMUuz)

214 Oh right, the teachers unions can't do math.

My experience is that they can count dues-paying members and teacher compensation quite well. The rest not as much.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at April 13, 2021 04:19 PM (ssz2a)

215 Instagram "models" will do anything you pay them to, so that doesn't exactly constitute an endorsement

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Also a definition of whore.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 13, 2021 04:19 PM (gtatv)

216

I know I'm not as smart as most of the Horde, but I don't understand this argument at all. We need to get vaccinated because we are out of power?

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 13, 2021 04:11 PM (Ez6QX)

No. You nailed it. It's gobbledygook by a vaxx-huckstering new guy with a script. Ace's post shows that they are throwing money at everything to get people to get the shot. Why not low level AoSHQ trolls.

Posted by: 4 at April 13, 2021 04:19 PM (KnJdm)

217 This guy is serious? Covid is a less dangerous flu when you take the deaths with Covid and the CDC's 6% of that being caused by Covid. It mutates a lot so vaccines really don't make much difference. The public response has nothing to do with practical results or general health.

Posted by: Someguy - Former Red Turban now Enterprising Warlord at April 13, 2021 04:20 PM (z5Vrg)

218 VP HARRIS: "Black women in our country blah blah blah...

Harlot.

Posted by: wth at April 13, 2021 04:20 PM (v0R5T)

219 John Clese @JohnClese Not wishing to be left behind by Hank Azaria, I would liked to apologise on behalf on Monty Python for all the many sketches we did making fun of white English people We're sorry for any distress we may have caused

Posted by: Neo at April 13, 2021 04:20 PM (09t5c)

220 I can recommend Mistress T on You Porn. She's a keeper.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 13, 2021 04:20 PM (/MaDp)

221 153: Lizzy Have you seen the state of the Episcopal Church recently?

Posted by: Puddleglum, future Tyrell Corp employee at April 13, 2021 04:20 PM (lBRPF)

222 Chicken Pox was a child is pretty much harmless annoyance, its only dangerous in older people. Which is why people used to try to get their kids the pox to save them from the dangers later on. Innoculating for it is like giving someone a shot for a headache.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 13, 2021 04:21 PM (KZzsI)

223 Text me if you'd like some of my hot pole-dancing shots.

Posted by: Michael Moore at April 13, 2021 04:21 PM (DMUuz)

224 And for many of these gals in Ms. Harris' maternal systemic-racist concentration camps, EVERYTHING is provided to them, free of charge. Food, places to live, medicine, schooling (should they want it), childcare, transportation, etc.
But hey...I guess we could do better.

Posted by: lizabth at April 13, 2021 04:21 PM (L3Rsz)

225 I'd rather think of them doing actual ministry-attired..

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 13, 2021 04:19 PM (7hF2c)

Most evangelical pastors, that would consist of a pair of khakis, a polo shirt and some sneakers.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 13, 2021 04:21 PM (45fpk)

226 Posted by: Nova local at April 13, 2021 04:17 PM (b1h2x)

I am sold on the Pox vaccines. Already done. We're good then? Because you are not asking people to get the Pox vaccines.

Posted by: 4 at April 13, 2021 04:22 PM (KnJdm)

227 John Clese @JohnClese Not wishing to be left behind by Hank Azaria, I would liked to apologise on behalf on Monty Python for all the many sketches we did making fun of white English people We're sorry for any distress we may have caused
Heh

Posted by: Puddleglum, future Tyrell Corp employee at April 13, 2021 04:22 PM (lBRPF)

228

Why do you hate science? Go, say three Hail Obamas and three Our Faucis, and think about your sins.

Posted by:TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowersat April 13, 2021 04:10 PM (LvTSG)

I actually had a twinge of being offended there. That's different.
Strictly speaking, 'Hail Mike's would flow better and fit the idiom.

Posted by:Aetius451ADat April 13, 2021 04:14 PM (lmikk)

would it have been better in the original german?

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 13, 2021 04:23 PM (8D42x)

229

That's a tiny, little problem.
Posted by:4at April 13, 2021 04:14 PM (KnJdm)

are you sure you want to summon AtC so early in the day...?

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 13, 2021 04:24 PM (8D42x)

230 @212 Fenelon Spoke-I agree, I have my standards too. I want my pastors in the correct garb preaching fire and brimstone as much as I expect my pole dancers to be young, fit and not an ounce more of acceptable body fat.

Posted by: JROD at April 13, 2021 04:24 PM (0jZnq)

231 Because you are not asking people to get the Pox vaccines.

Posted by: 4 at April 13, 2021 04:22 PM (KnJdm)

Of course not.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 13, 2021 04:24 PM (45fpk)

232 Person who is vehemently anti-GMO: I got the Covid vaccine. Me: I thought you hated GMO? Anti-GMO: Yes, I hate GMO. Me: well you have just been genetically modified by an mRNA vaccine so you can no longer be anti-GMO. Anti-GMO: GFY.
Me: thought so...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 13, 2021 04:25 PM (gtatv)

233 Our kids get Mexican teachers or whatever. Dancing fairies for coaches.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 13, 2021 04:25 PM (Zz53D)

234 Nova Loca, The problem with requiring vaccinations by law or by corporate/government fiat is that it is a blunt instrument. People legitimately have different responses to vaccines, vaccines have differing levels of risks versus benefits, and last, but not least, vaccines have been given a special carveout to prevent vaccine manufacturers from being sued. In addition, under rushed circumstances, a forced vaccination of people in order to keep their job, got to school, whatever, risks killing more people by side effects that it prevents in age groups that are very unlikely to have a serious case of Covid or death.
People under 60 have very low death rates even if they get Covid 19 and have a similar risk profile for hospitalization. Furthermore, there is treatment for Covid that apparently works and prophylactics such as Ivermectin, Zithromax, and Plaquenil that are well tested and understood for reactions. That does not even include the newer Regeneron ,etc. treatments.
BTW, I got the vaccine because of my risk profile is abnormal due to prior medical conditions and my job exposes me to possible carriers. Does not mean I would mandate or even shame others for making a different choice.
I seriously doubt you would like to volunteer for an experimental Ebola or HIV vaccination and that is basically what these vaccines are right now except for a much lower death rate overall. Essentially the medical trial is being run on millions and we do not know what long term implications are of these vaccines. Those with a long life ahead of them and little risk of death or serious injury from getting Covid might well decide the risk of new untried vaccine technology is not worth it. Someone who is in their seventies, has a different calculus of risk versus benefit.

Posted by: whig at April 13, 2021 04:25 PM (pO7gM)

235 We vaccinate for chicken pox...it has a much lower fatality rate. It's just standard for many folks (only the very religious usually pass on that one). Posted by: Nova local at April 13, 2021 04:11 PM (b1h2x)
They also used/use a vaccine using dead or weakened virus rather than the more complicated means of using a carrier to act on a cell to create a protein that is inimical to the targeted virus thus activating the immune system.
This may be proven a good thing as the old way of making a vaccine has lots of problems the main one these days being the time it takes to make them.Which is why if this mRNA vaccine proves out it will be a big moneymaker for whoever perfects it and patents it.
That said, we're part of the "Proving" that has to go on. Normally it would take years of well thought out tests using individuals selected and screened for both the control group and those that receive the vaccine. Out of an abundance of caution.
Which is why I have to laugh when they claim 6 people was enough for them to halt J&J. I'm guessing those are the documented cases but I bet they know of even more similar stories and that's why they're doing it for only 6.

Posted by: Jakee308 at April 13, 2021 04:25 PM (LS3oW)

236 Innoculating for it is like giving someone a shot for a headache.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 13, 2021 04:21 PM (KZzsI)

So long as you discount the risk for pregnant women, which back in the 1960's was mostly all of them. I have cousins who were born deaf because of chicken pox, and have friends who had the same issues. Also, spontaneous abortion caused by it. It isn't just the kid, but the kid's unborn siblings.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at April 13, 2021 04:25 PM (okGHj)

237 228

would it have been better in the original german?

Posted by:SturmToddlerat April 13, 2021 04:23 PM (8D42x)

==========

It's like Shakespeare in the original Klingon.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 13, 2021 04:27 PM (LvTSG)

238 Posted by: JROD at April 13, 2021 04:08 PM (0jZnq)
And if you're talking about the blonde woman, I think that's a stock photo. You can't see a face and her hair color is not the same as that of the pastor.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 13, 2021 04:28 PM (7hF2c)

239 I remember chicken pox parties. Also, I remember shingles.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 13, 2021 04:28 PM (45fpk)

240
Everyone who likes to pretend that "COVID" will ever end pines away about what they'd like to do "when" the world goes back to "normal."
Here's mine: go to AoS without reading any fucking Virus Trolls.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 13, 2021 04:29 PM (Uh2oA)

241 Which is why I have to laugh when they claim 6 people was enough for them to halt J&J. This is all based on zero risk. Tough to sell a non-zero risk vaccine for a slightly greater than non-zero virus.

Posted by: Like A Rock at April 13, 2021 04:29 PM (Em+WT)

242 if you believe the 6 out of 7 million number, you're a rube.

Posted by: x at April 13, 2021 04:29 PM (oA+QO)

243 I'm stunned at how many supposedly intelligent people are still bitterly clinging to their masks. The odd part is they expect everyone around them to be as anally observant as they in wearing a mask at all times. People make great sheep.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 13, 2021 04:29 PM (/MaDp)

244 Posted by: grammie winger at April 13, 2021 04:21 PM (45fpk)
Well as long as they're dressed.

I have some cute, young male colleagues. I don't want to see them undressed or doing pole dancing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 13, 2021 04:29 PM (7hF2c)

245 240
Everyone who likes to pretend that "COVID" will ever end pines away about what they'd like to do "when" the world goes back to "normal."
Here's mine: go to AoS without reading any fucking Virus Trolls.

Posted by:Yudhishthira's Diceat April 13, 2021 04:29 PM (Uh2oA)

==========
I'm glad you specified virus trolls, because I'm not going anywhere!
Mwahahaha!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 13, 2021 04:30 PM (LvTSG)

246 I remember chicken pox parties. Also, I remember shingles.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 13, 2021 04:28 PM (45fpk)

Composite or tar paper? JK, shingles suck.

Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at April 13, 2021 04:30 PM (k/TB6)

247 I always liked the term 'slattern'
honorable mention: strumpet

Posted by: DB- just DB at April 13, 2021 04:31 PM (iTXRQ)

248 I wouldn't smoke meth made by a dude who hadn't been practicing his trade and perfecting his product for at least a year.

RNA vax, no thanks. I predict there will be serious reproductive health issues that crop up in the next 5 years from this and no one will be able to sue the government or the pharma companies because they have been granted legal protection.

It's unlikely news companies will actually carry the story.

The only lasting immunity will be the billion dollar pharma companies' immunity from legal recompense.

I'm stupid, so my influence is nothing. But I bet I'm right.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 13, 2021 04:31 PM (YA914)

249
Cancer risk associated with simian virus 40 contaminated polio vaccine
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/10472327/
I'm sure this could never happen again with the globalist depopulation agenda.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 13, 2021 04:32 PM (+M/SF)

250

242 if you believe the 6 out of 7 million number, you're a rube.
Posted by: x at April 13, 2021 04:29 PM (oA+QO)

Somewhere between 150-450 people die from acetaminophen every year in the US and it's still one of the most used pain relievers.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 13, 2021 04:32 PM (1ISKN)

251 The Wyoming pdf of the cdc card is down, anyone have another site or link

Posted by: Jean at April 13, 2021 04:32 PM (0rTOA)

252

I always liked the term 'slattern' honorable mention: strumpet Posted by: DB- just DB at April 13, 2021 04:31 PM (iTXRQ)

Hm. I thought slattern was like a homeless junkie chick.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 13, 2021 04:33 PM (Ez6QX)

253

242 if you believe the 6 out of 7 million number, you're a rube.
Posted by: x at April 13, 2021 04:29 PM (oA+QO)

Which vaccine was it that was no an mRNA vaccine but a more standard vaccine? Wasn't it the J&J?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 13, 2021 04:34 PM (lmikk)

254 So long as you discount the risk for pregnant women, which back in the 1960's was mostly all of them.
like I said, its fine for children to get and that's why people wanted kids to get it so they wouldn't as adults. Not a lot of pregnant kids out there, right?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 13, 2021 04:34 PM (KZzsI)

255 No. You nailed it. It's gobbledygook by a vaxx-huckstering new guy with a script. Ace's post shows that they are throwing money at everything to get people to get the shot. Why not low level AoSHQ trolls. Posted by: 4

On talk radio for the last 90 days or so, it has been a non-stop barrage of ads featuring voice actors in various demographic testimonials as to the benefits of, and responsibility of getting the shot(s).

First out of the gate was the folksy redneck sounding dude. Followed by the vaguely Hispanic sounding couple. Next came the urban-sounding voices axing us to comply.
The current one is my favorite: Hollywood Indian. talking about elders, native culture responsibility to the tribe. At the end the native chants in the background lend an air of "authenticity".

I am eagerly awaiting the V 2.0 release of the last ad with the offer of a free blanket with every shot.

Sort of a Blanket Immunity.

Posted by: Joe Mama at April 13, 2021 04:34 PM (SmsR0)

256 @238 Fenelon Spoke-No she's not fat, I was just being critical. For her age she's no doing bad.
Before I was kicked out of Bishop Manogue High School I always enjoyed how all the old dudes came out in their robes and pope hats for a school assembly. They would talk about G*d for ten minutes and football and other sports for an hour and fifty minutes.

Posted by: JROD at April 13, 2021 04:35 PM (0jZnq)

257 'There are three kinds of lies. Lies, damn lies, and statistics.'
Mark Twain, I think.

Posted by: Eromero at April 13, 2021 04:35 PM (0OP+5)

258

I'm stupid, so my influence is nothing. But I bet I'm right.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 13, 2021 04:31 PM (YA914)

You know what, this is exactly the kind of bullshit conspiracy theory that people used to spew, which was ridiculous and risible up until all of the ridiculous conspiracy theories turned out to be true, except not quite true inasmuch as it was actually way worse than the conspiracy theorists themselves believed.
So anyway yeah, you're right.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 13, 2021 04:35 PM (t+qrx)

259 Chickenpox as a child was NOT an annoyance. It was misery. Absolute, gawdawful misery.

Posted by: SFGoth at April 13, 2021 04:35 PM (KAi1n)

260 Which vaccine was it that was no an mRNA vaccine but a more standard vaccine? Wasn't it the J&J?

Yes I believe so. That's the one they yanked.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 13, 2021 04:35 PM (45fpk)

261 Pelosi, Schumer Tout "No Hate Act" To Combat Hate Crimes Against Asians
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi held a Tuesday press conference with Sens. Chuck Schumer (D-NY), Mazie Hirono (D-HI) and Rep. Grace Meng (D-NY) to announce a new hate crime bill aimed at somehow stopping a spate of attacks on Asians throughout the country.

... this is a parody, right ?

Posted by: Neo at April 13, 2021 04:36 PM (RHGPo)

262 Completely off topic, AreTwoKayNine.
https://bit.ly/3a7J4CF

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 13, 2021 04:36 PM (VVEnO)

263 Lots of the pro-COVID vaxer people on the right are mindlessly plowing along their tried and true anti-Anti-Vaxer stance because that anti-Anti-Vaxer stance felt SO, SO good because it let them be on the same side as their liberal peers/friends on some topic of concern. But it's possible these COVID vaccines developed in less than a year are just not quite the same matter as the 75 year old Polio vaccine being linked to autism by a woman stupid enough to date Jim Carey.

Posted by: Hammer Solution at April 13, 2021 04:36 PM (dYe5S)

264

Hm. I thought slattern was like a homeless junkie chick.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 13, 2021 04:33 PM (Ez6QX)

I always took a slattern* to be a lower class and perhaps older and less attractive version of the strumpet.
Huh, brave does not recognize 'slatern' as just needing to have a t added. autocucumber is dense sometimes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 13, 2021 04:36 PM (lmikk)

265

Hm. I thought slattern was like a homeless junkie chick.
Posted by:Jordan61at April 13, 2021 04:33 PM (Ez6QX)

No, those are ptarmigan. You're thinking of anemones.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 13, 2021 04:36 PM (t+qrx)

266 234 Exactly, I don't want any reason for anyone at the fed level to think any laws are needed right now to get us to the finish line. But, it is the liberal playbook to think law and hammer 1st, and personal right 2nd. Note where I live. It's "seeing the field" and knowing we can get to herd immunity without the Biden folks thinking we need a hammer AND letting everyone who wants to pass on the vaccine pass. As long as we don't rock the boat and start campaigning against. It's one thing for folks to make their individual calls. It's another to start a wave against. Right now, if the feds were to use a hammer, I'm pretty sure the courts would support the hammer and then we'd have awful precedents that no court would ever overturn.
I support the vaccine, just like I did under Trump. I support individual rights, just like I did under Trump. I believe both can co-exist beautifully and do always. I served in the military and got half of those vaccines no one else has ever heard of - maybe it's one reason I got blood cancer in my early 40's, but I doubt it. Maybe it was the bases, but I doubt it. Usually, I have much more faith in crappy genes being the cause of most crappy health outcomes.
PS - And with blood cancer, if there's more MRNA or dead virus vaccines even in test phase, I'm there. I'll be 1st in line for the HIV one b/c I may need to use the blood supply in the future.

Posted by: Nova local at April 13, 2021 04:37 PM (b1h2x)

267 259Chickenpox as a child was NOT an annoyance. It was misery. Absolute, gawdawful misery.

Posted by:SFGothat April 13, 2021 04:35 PM (KAi1n)

===========
I got the pox on the bottom on my feet. One of my early childhood memories is of my dad carrying me into a story because I couldn't walk due to the pain of putting my feet onto the ground. I think I was about 6.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, now with mutant superpowers at April 13, 2021 04:37 PM (LvTSG)

268 Slattern is ok. Strumpet is better, but I prefer doxy. Probably most regular folks have no idea what any of those words mean. They're fairly anachronistic ("slattern" was used in GWTW).

Posted by: SFGoth at April 13, 2021 04:37 PM (KAi1n)

269 It was also the one that was a single dose, correct? Hmmm, suspicious...
*reaches for another roll of tinfoil*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 13, 2021 04:38 PM (lmikk)

270 The way this should have been done was everyone would be admitted to a nursing home and those that walked out were considered vaccinated.

Posted by: Puddin Head at April 13, 2021 04:38 PM (/MaDp)

271

Pelosi, Schumer Tout "No Hate Act" To Combat Hate Crimes Against Asians House Speaker Nancy Pelosi held a Tuesday press conference with Sens. Chuck Schumer (D-NY), Mazie Hirono (D-HI) and Rep. Grace Meng (D-NY) to announce a new hate crime bill aimed at somehow stopping a spate of attacks on Asians throughout the country.
... this is a parody, right ? Posted by: Neo at April 13, 2021 04:36 PM (RHGPo)

Right, like they are going to charge any of the ACTUAL perpetrators of anti-Asian crimes with "hate crime" charges.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 13, 2021 04:38 PM (Ez6QX)

272 There are some areas in Africa that were the targets a few years ago for the vaccination push by NGOs backed by folks like Bill Gates that are being sued and getting some very bad pr from a lot of African DRs and Politicians who are saying that the vaccinations are/were responsible for an increase in infertility of women and that it was intentional.
You won't hear about this from our media and not much from western media at all. One thing to notice is that Africa is a low virus area. They haven't done much (probably because they got put off vaccinations because of the above) and they don't have much which is what the states in the US who now have low death rates did too.
The states that have attacked the virus are the states with the most deaths and sickness.
Maybe just not isolating people has some advantages.

Posted by: Jakee308 at April 13, 2021 04:38 PM (LS3oW)

273 The chicken pox vaccine works.

Posted by: ... at April 13, 2021 04:38 PM (5t6z4)

274 'Doxy' is good. More fun sounding. Trollop is also a favorite.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 13, 2021 04:38 PM (lmikk)

275 Nood up

Posted by: An observation at April 13, 2021 04:38 PM (rxR5g)

276 Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 13, 2021 04:06 PM (dfRN6)
Metropolitan Community Church-Founded decades ago as an outreach to the gay community.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 13, 2021 04:39 PM (7hF2c)

277 Local discount store has ammo on the shelf. The hollow point .38 special was about .67 cents a round. Purchase limited to two boxes a caliber type. So I bought a few types.

Posted by: Beartooth at April 13, 2021 04:39 PM (GIu18)

278 Asian man kidnaps and assaults woman thinking she was white and wanted to retaliate for hate crimes on Asians. Turns out woman is Asian. https://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2021/04/12/police-michael-rhee-lake-forest-attacked-asian-woman-believing-she-was-white-retaliation-rise-hate-crimes/

Posted by: Fedup at April 13, 2021 04:40 PM (68ya+)

279 I just had chicken pox- do not think there was a vaccine available as Mom and Dad pretty much gave us the full boat. Of course, they grew up during the polio years.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 13, 2021 04:40 PM (lmikk)

280 "Conspiarcy Theory" is just short-hand for "Shut up - you are making me uncomfortable". Useful term for both sides of the aisle.

Posted by: Like A Rock at April 13, 2021 04:40 PM (Em+WT)

281 Which vaccine was it that was no an mRNA vaccine but a more standard vaccine? Wasn't it the J&J?

Yes I believe so. That's the one they yanked.
Posted by: grammie winger

Astra Zenaca's is similar tech, had similar reactions, met a similar fate.

Posted by: Joe Mama at April 13, 2021 04:40 PM (SmsR0)

282 The German word for stockings is strumpfe.

Posted by: ... at April 13, 2021 04:42 PM (5t6z4)

283 413/2021

Dear "Scientific" American:

Please go look up "Ice Age" on the online version of Encyclopedia Britannica, as well as "Milankovitch Cycles".

Then, once you understand those two concepts and where the Earth is, "climatologically", with respect to them, please go shove a flaming, concertina-wire-wrapped pineapple up your collective asses.

Fuck you now and in the hereafter,

Sharkman*

*(not a "scientist", but I can fucking read and have the capacity to think)

Posted by: Sharkman at April 13, 2021 04:43 PM (6bsmf)

284 184 Twain's quote was, "If you don't read the newspapers, you are uninformed. If you do read them, you are misinformed."The press would go ape shit, no doubt.

That was then. Now I would say "dis-informed."
Twain was saying that the press are idiots, I think now they are proven evil and their disinformation is intentional.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 13, 2021 04:43 PM (UtTj+)

285 Pelosi, Schumer Tout "No Hate Act" To Combat Hate Crimes Against Asians
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi held a Tuesday press conference with Sens. Chuck Schumer (D-NY), Mazie Hirono (D-HI) and Rep. Grace Meng (D-NY) to announce a new hate crime bill aimed at somehow stopping a spate of attacks on Asians throughout the country.

... this is a parody, right ?
You can legislate Hate away? Amazing god like powers our ruling class have!! I wonder if they took a gander at the crime statistics to see what ethnicity is doing most of the attacks on Asians? I kid. They totally didn't do that.

Posted by: Puddleglum, future Tyrell Corp employee at April 13, 2021 04:44 PM (lBRPF)

286

The chicken pox vaccine works.
Posted by: ... at April 13, 2021 04:38 PM (5t6z4)

So I hear. I got it, because my college made me. I was exposed to chicken pox as a kid and I apparently contracted it in some form because I got (and it's on my paper medical records that my mom kept) one single solitary chicken pock.

My college (residential college with dorms) objected to my declaration that I had already contracted chicken pox and they insisted that I get vaccinated against it before they would matriculate me. It was safe and cheap and had a good track record so I didn't object - I just found it very curious.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 13, 2021 04:44 PM (Jsjd7)

287 I'm not here to tell you should get the vaccine... but... this:
188There are a lot of reactions (not just 6 blood clots), both serious and not, to all of the shots. I have read that VAERS only captures about 1-2% of actual instances (human input required), and there are thousands of deaths, and tens of thousands of serious effects entered. It is disturbing how much pressure is being placed on injecting unapproved, never-before-used substances into humans. I trust none of this.
Just doesn't track. I can understand not trusting the government. Most of us don't in some capacity or other. But then complaining that a vaccine is 'unapproved'...

A: Its been approved by the FDA or you wouldn't be able to inject it in the public.
B: It may not have gone through the normal redtape laced approval process, but thats not the same as unapproved.

The amount of conspiracy theory about the vaccines is kinda insane. As are the stories it generates... almost like COVID itself. If you start sounding like a Karen when explaining why you won't get a vaccination you should probably re-consider your reasoning.

Believing you yourself are not in a risk category, and are not worried about something with a fatality rate thats like .02 percent is enough. You don't need to go looking for lizard people.

Posted by: FrozenTech at April 13, 2021 04:53 PM (LGM1R)

288 Slattern
NOUN dated a dirty, untidy woman.

Posted by: DB- just DB at April 13, 2021 04:54 PM (iTXRQ)

289 which former colleague of Gutfeld has been badmouthing him? Could it be sour grapes Ms Double C Cupp?

Posted by: Decaf at April 13, 2021 04:54 PM (RMGKK)

290 Sigh.

Youngest SharkDaughter's 8th grade fast pitch softball game is going exactly how it always goes:

Step One: Coach's daughter walks the bases full and then walks in 8 runs in the first inning.

Step Two: Coach's hitting lineup includes first three kids who've never played softball before.

Step Three: Coaches daughter again walks the bases full, but mercifully, only 6 runs score this inning.

Step Four: Game ends (1 hour and 15 minute limit) before SharkDaughter gets a chance to hit.

Sigh.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 13, 2021 04:55 PM (6bsmf)

291 wow- line breaks no worky here
NOUN
dated

a dirty, untidy woman.

Posted by: DB- just DB at April 13, 2021 04:55 PM (iTXRQ)

292 You don't need to go looking for lizard people.

Posted by: FrozenTech
This is about me isn't it?

Posted by: Willy Windows at April 13, 2021 04:57 PM (SmsR0)

293 From what I have read the wife usually does not know of the mistress but a mistress always knows a lot about the wife and makes sure she looks better than her at all times.

Posted by: Decaf at April 13, 2021 04:58 PM (RMGKK)

294 Honestly I feel like the best evidence the Pfizer shot works is that they withheld the results of their Stage 3 trial until the week after the election.

Posted by: the dandy at April 13, 2021 05:04 PM (u/l5X)

295 The typical assholes complaining about Gutfeld's show would just make me watch it if I actually watched fox crap news which I don't.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 13, 2021 05:28 PM (1Ku1S)

296 Honestly I feel like the best evidence the Pfizer shot works is that they withheld the results of their Stage 3 trial until the week after the election.

Posted by: the dandy

There were no Stage 3 trials. The ongoing vaccination program IS the Stage 3 trial.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....Living on the prison planet at April 13, 2021 05:33 PM (vcOmj)

297 Back just to emphasize the "six clots" do not represent the depth and breadth of bleeding and clotting issues with J&J or even the mRNA vaccines.
It's a special kind of clotting, cerebral venous sinus thrombosis, clots in the vessels draining the brain a deadly kind, unusual,because it occurs with low platelets and heparin is the absolute wrong treatment. One "feature"of is an antibody response to platelet factor 4 that develops in some individuals treated with heparin.
Astra Zeneca recipients had this same kind of rare clot, they haven't yet been seen with the mRNA vaccines, though all vaccines have had incidents of messed up platelets, clots and microclots, bruising, "COVID Toes" - and J&J recipients have anecdotally reported abnormal early and or heavy and or painful periods, and some incidents of uterine bleeding near the vaccination in post menopausal women who haven't had a period in years.
I don't blame any woman from hanging back from J&J until they sort out cause and effect, and who is susceptible and who can be tested to avoid risk.

Posted by: sarahw at April 13, 2021 06:25 PM (g1vnC)

298 Fwiw the menstrual cycle f-ups are not the kind of thing that a woman might necessarily connect to vaccination, so it might be under-reported in the voluntary follow-on forms recipients are invited to fill out.
The deadly "six clots" clogging up brain veins may only affect reare individuals but there might be some platelet issues that are more widespread.

Posted by: sarahw at April 13, 2021 06:29 PM (g1vnC)

299 Immunization (fake word) edition

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 13, 2021 06:36 PM (49Dnm)

300 290: Have your daughter do NETWORKING!!!

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 13, 2021 06:37 PM (49Dnm)

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