January 19, 2010

Quick Report UPDATED Coakley Concedes
— Dave in Texas

For those of you not watching but tracking on the intertubes, DrewM tells me the nets are croaking at Brown HQ. Ace is posting via Blackberry right now.

Since the Globe's web servers are also dancing the watusi across the office, here's another results tracking link. 65% of precincts reporting, Brown 53%, Coakley 46%.

Me, I'm home, just grilled a steak, and I have my own celebration planned shortly. *looks longingly at that big bowl of guacamole dip*

Oh yeah.

UPDATE: AP calls it for Brown. Coakley makes the phone call. Pudding is room temperature.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at 05:17 PM | Comments (257)
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1 Looks like Hot Air went tits-up too.

Posted by: DoDoGuRu at January 19, 2010 05:18 PM (31pnY)

2 Hope somebody has the skulls ready to go...

Posted by: Hatchet Five at January 19, 2010 05:18 PM (n6iqK)

3 The internets are BURNING tonight-

Malkin's site has been down on and off....

ACE's is acting up a bit...not unusual given the heady night for the hampsters...

Even Fox is running weird...

Wolf

Posted by: Mr Wolf at January 19, 2010 05:19 PM (+OzJX)

4 Hass or Fuerte?

Posted by: David in San Diego at January 19, 2010 05:19 PM (GF+6V)

5
COAKLEY CONCEDES!!!!

Posted by: This is...it doesn't matter, just read it at January 19, 2010 05:19 PM (4aB58)

6 I'll be dipping my gnads in a Hippie Blood Aspic.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at January 19, 2010 05:19 PM (XASus)

7 Flaming balls man , flaming balls .

Posted by: Ball D. Cat at January 19, 2010 05:19 PM (a9UO0)

8 U.S. Senate - Unexpired Term - Special General1543 of 2168 Precincts Reporting - 71%
NamePartyVotesVote %
Brown, ScottGOP822,90153%
Coakley, MarthaDem720,46046%
Kennedy, JosephOth15,7271%

Posted by: Flavius Julius at January 19, 2010 05:20 PM (NLZLH)

9 THIS IS EPIC!!!!!!

Posted by: Peaches at January 19, 2010 05:20 PM (9Wv2j)

10 pants on the ground, pants on the ground, rachal maddow looking like an idiot, pants on the ground

Posted by: thunderb at January 19, 2010 05:20 PM (Scrz2)

11 Ruffini: Coakley concedes

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at January 19, 2010 05:20 PM (/RwSS)

12
it's over

She called Scott and congratulated him!

Posted by: This is...it doesn't matter, just read it at January 19, 2010 05:20 PM (00r+V)

13 Got a good reason, for taking the Jello cup out
Got a good reason, for taking the Jello cup out, now

'Cause I'm a Bay..... Dipper, one-man ticket, yeah!
It took me so..... long to throw out, and we threw out

She's a big loser, she took just half the vote there
She's a big loser, she took just half the way there, now

'Cause I'm a Bay.... Dipper, one-man ticket, yeah!
It took me so.... long to find out, and I found out

Tried to please her, she'd only shake elite hands
Tried to please her, she only shake elite hands, now

'Cause I'm a Bay.... Dipper, two-ball dunkin', yeah!
It took 'em so.... long to find out, and they found out

Bay Dipper
Bay Dipper, yeah!

Bay Dipper
Bay Dipper, yeah!

Posted by: Big Dipper at January 19, 2010 05:20 PM (eDvXz)

14 Skull Me.

Posted by: Flavius Julius at January 19, 2010 05:20 PM (NLZLH)

15 Holy Crap almost every site is crashing. It's looks good so I can live with it.

Posted by: jjshaka at January 19, 2010 05:20 PM (bo0x0)

16 Rachel Maddow is a twat.
I'm sure you drive a truck.  Probably an import.

Posted by: MPFS, 2010 Fish Stick at January 19, 2010 05:20 PM (u6GDa)

17 Were I a conspiracy theorist, I'd say Soros has hired a bunch of coders to attack the inner-nets and keep results from being posted..

But then, that's just a rumor...

That started here.

Wolf

Posted by: Mr Wolf at January 19, 2010 05:20 PM (+OzJX)

18 Once again in MA, the shot heard round the world.

Can't wait for November.

Posted by: mpur at January 19, 2010 05:20 PM (946fl)

19 I can't wait to dip my nipples.

Posted by: Ginger at January 19, 2010 05:20 PM (1cYtN)

20 I'm so happy I could suck Rachel Maddow's dick!

Posted by: demoncrat at January 19, 2010 05:20 PM (GkYyh)

21 Drink their tears.

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth (now with 100% more smugness!) at January 19, 2010 05:21 PM (wgLRl)

22 Posted by: thunderb at January 19, 2010 09:20 PM (Scrz2)   Winner!

Posted by: Indian Outlaw at January 19, 2010 05:21 PM (8zsWd)

23 We need flames, guys! 

Posted by: Peaches at January 19, 2010 05:21 PM (9Wv2j)

24 OK
Just off work and looking for results. Best I can find is NYT (spit). Fuck me, it looks glorious from there, though. I may have to settle for being off by 2-3 points (I said 4.5). I'll take it!

Posted by: jcjimi at January 19, 2010 05:21 PM (XSikc)

25 He's up to a lead of over 100,000 over Coakley. Wow. Why aren't they calling it?

Posted by: changer1701 at January 19, 2010 05:21 PM (rrLGs)

26 Last time I checked, the live blog thread at Hotair had over 2000 responses. That was 20 minutes ago.

Meanwhile, I pinged DailyKos. Quite responsive. I guess the libs are busy watching The Biggest Loser.

Posted by: Chris R at January 19, 2010 05:21 PM (AO4qz)

27 My god, there's going to be more ball-dipping on this site than my frat initiation ritual.

Posted by: Jeff B. at January 19, 2010 05:21 PM (yYD23)

28 Rachal Maddow why don't you come to me like a fucking man and ...never mind

Posted by: thunderb at January 19, 2010 05:21 PM (Scrz2)

29 COAKLEY CONCEDES!!!!!

Posted by: Countrysquire at January 19, 2010 05:21 PM (MNxpu)

30 Yup Madcow, we all no the Cosmo pose does NOTHING for you.


Posted by: MPFS, 2010 Fish Stick at January 19, 2010 05:22 PM (u6GDa)

31 IT'S A BROWNOUT!!!!

Posted by: wherestherum at January 19, 2010 05:22 PM (gofDd)

32

Marcia conceded!!!!!

Posted by: beedubya at January 19, 2010 05:22 PM (5zYbb)

33 SKULLSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  its over!!!

Posted by: Indian Outlaw at January 19, 2010 05:22 PM (8zsWd)

34 Coakley has conceded and AP has called it.

Posted by: Vic at January 19, 2010 05:22 PM (QrA9E)

35 Did you just hear something?  I thought I heard something.  Like a shot off in the distance somewhere.  Did you hear it?

Posted by: King George III at January 19, 2010 05:22 PM (hcLgF)

36 She conceded?!! YESS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 19, 2010 05:22 PM (9Cooa)

37 SHE CONCEDED. REAP THE WHIRLWIND SHERIFF BRADY. REAP IT!!!!!!

Posted by: Mr. Pink at January 19, 2010 05:22 PM (V/EYZ)

38 ITS DONE!!!

Posted by: navydippinghisballsjoe at January 19, 2010 05:22 PM (lHWXP)

39 Drudge, Coakley just conceded!

Posted by: Hongqi at January 19, 2010 05:22 PM (YHdJE)

40 It's being called for Brown!!!!! Cowbell!!!!!

Posted by: Tim Down South at January 19, 2010 05:22 PM (sOCES)

41 BROWN WINS!!!!

Posted by: Bill Mitchell at January 19, 2010 05:22 PM (kEBiX)

42
United States Senator Scott Brown of MASSACHUSETTS!!!!


We are no longer the douchebags of the union!!!!

Posted by: This is...it doesn't matter, just read it at January 19, 2010 05:22 PM (4aB58)

43 THE SCOTT HEARD ROUND THE WORLD!!!!!!!

Posted by: Peaches at January 19, 2010 05:22 PM (9Wv2j)

44

AP called it!!!!

BALL DIPPING TIME!!

 

aaaahhhhhhhh

Posted by: beedubya at January 19, 2010 05:22 PM (5zYbb)

45 OK, how many here are really, truly going to do some dipping?

Posted by: Drummer from Def Leppard at January 19, 2010 05:22 PM (jkgup)

46 Guacamole! 

Damn!  That's what I was forgetting.

Posted by: DelD at January 19, 2010 05:22 PM (ZUJyW)

47 DON'T GET COCKY!!!

Posted by: Kasper Hauser at January 19, 2010 05:22 PM (ZiQz8)

48 Waaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh  Whhaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh waaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh waaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh  *pounds floor with fists*

Posted by: Honest Clouds at January 19, 2010 05:22 PM (n6iqK)

49 HAPPY HAPPY DANCE!

Posted by: Bill Mitchell at January 19, 2010 05:22 PM (kEBiX)

50 FOX CALLS IT FOR BROWN.

COMMENCE BALLDIPPING NOW.

Posted by: Jeff B. at January 19, 2010 05:22 PM (yYD23)

51 9:05 p.m. EST - CNN and HLN have ceased to show election results, their sleazy and cowardly way of conceding defeat. Brown WINS

Posted by: Reality Check Here at January 19, 2010 05:23 PM (ITzbJ)

52 ITS BALLDIPPIN' TIME, MORONS!!!!!!!!


Posted by: IP Freely at January 19, 2010 05:23 PM (R4ffQ)

53 They're screaming now!

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at January 19, 2010 05:23 PM (zmiSr)

54 madcow just called it for Brown.   WooHoo!!

Posted by: dogfish at January 19, 2010 05:23 PM (sGaoh)

55 WHERE ARE MY SKULLS?!?!?!?! I'm so happy I could kiss an Eeyore!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 19, 2010 05:23 PM (SB0V2)

56 Coakley concedes!!!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 19, 2010 05:23 PM (Hnijx)

57 Gimme the skull, you slacking bastards! The balls, they cannot be dipped until the flaming skull I see!

Posted by: Monty at January 19, 2010 05:23 PM (QkTOo)

58

Dipping now!

 

Posted by: DPR VIII at January 19, 2010 05:23 PM (qsjt4)

59 Did she concede?

I've been watching this like a Jets game, I don't relax until the Jets have a lead they can't cough up..

If she conceded, this is like the opponents have no time outs and all you have to do is kneel down to run the clock out...

Please let it be true!!!!!

Posted by: kbdabear at January 19, 2010 05:23 PM (sYxEE)

60 dude sweet dude sweet dude sweet dude sweet dude sweet..

Posted by: dananjcon at January 19, 2010 05:23 PM (BysJp)

61 mmmm mmmmm mmmm

Posted by: Frank G at January 19, 2010 05:23 PM (I+To0)

62 Dancing Denny Cranes!

Posted by: eman at January 19, 2010 05:23 PM (sqNBZ)

63 woot!

creamy goodness...

Posted by: A.G. at January 19, 2010 05:23 PM (jBPzC)

64 OK, how many here are really, truly going to do some dipping?

DUDE I'VE BEEN DIPPING MY BALLS IN VARIOUS SUBSTANCES ALL FUCKING NIGHT LONG.

Posted by: Jeff B. at January 19, 2010 05:23 PM (yYD23)

65 Like the graffiti on the Esplanade says, "COAKLEY SNORTS COKE!"

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at January 19, 2010 05:23 PM (ijjAe)

66 If she concedes, at least cheatin's off the table

Posted by: logprof at January 19, 2010 05:23 PM (gJL6J)

67
Balls dipped.

Posted by: dan-O at January 19, 2010 05:23 PM (pP0yk)

68 For the first time in my adult life, I'm really proud of Massachusetts.

Bwahahahahahaha!!!!

Posted by: Mr. Peabody at January 19, 2010 05:24 PM (gxVc6)

69 Ooooh, their tears taste so sweet, so very sweet.

Posted by: DelD at January 19, 2010 05:24 PM (ZUJyW)

70 DIPPING BALLS IN MAKER'S MARK

IT BURNS!

BUT IT FEELS SO GOOD!!!!!

HANCOCK RESERVE IS COMING UP NEXT!  WE'RE GOING DOWN THE BOURBON TRAIL TONIGHT, MY FRIENDS!!

Posted by: Techie at January 19, 2010 05:24 PM (zbH+i)

71 Hear that Obama? FUCK YOU!!!

Posted by: Darth Nihilus69 at January 19, 2010 05:24 PM (GfYt/)

72 Time for Juan Williams spin.

Posted by: Vic at January 19, 2010 05:24 PM (QrA9E)

73 I normally like a cheap Trader Joe's Three Buck Chuck for everyday dipping but tonight......mmmmm I think I 'll open a big fat 2005 Napa Cab. My balls like tannins.

Posted by: theadmiral at January 19, 2010 05:24 PM (FjDHa)

74 YAY!!! A REPUBLICAN SENATOR IN MASSACHUSETT(E)S!!! IT CAN BE DONE!

EAT SHIT AND DIE, REID AND PELOSI!!!!!

Posted by: wherestherum at January 19, 2010 05:24 PM (gofDd)

75 HOLY BALLS!!!!

Posted by: vai2112 at January 19, 2010 05:24 PM (4ucyN)

76 I sense a disturbance in the Force.  Trillions of dollars of Federal spending cried out and are now silent.

Posted by: Obami Kenobi, weeping. at January 19, 2010 05:24 PM (wgLRl)

77 Scoreboard bitches !

Posted by: Ball D. Cat at January 19, 2010 05:24 PM (a9UO0)

78 U.S. Senate - Unexpired Term - Special General1623 of 2168 Precincts Reporting - 75%
NamePartyVotesVote %Brown, ScottGOP864,62953%
Coakley, MarthaDem759,56146%
Kennedy, JosephOth16,5611%

Posted by: Flavius Julius at January 19, 2010 05:24 PM (NLZLH)

79 FUCK YEAH!!

Posted by: Terry at January 19, 2010 05:24 PM (Vui52)

80 The oath of the gods this day was fulfilled
in the heat of rebellion the leftists were killed
see him ted kennedy deep in the dust
rejoice his dream's death our symbol of trust

Posted by: Berserker at January 19, 2010 05:24 PM (gWHrG)

81 BREAKING: Associated Press calls election for Scott Brown.

Posted by: Benson at January 19, 2010 05:24 PM (qzcNU)

82
This is a Good Day®, morons.  A very good day, indeed.  We are up off the mat.

Posted by: Dang Straights at January 19, 2010 05:24 PM (RsjrV)

83 Dear MSM,

You've just been teabagged.

Posted by: Bust of Churchill at January 19, 2010 05:24 PM (d44tS)

84 Woot, woot!

Posted by: Y-not at January 19, 2010 05:24 PM (sey23)

85

the republican won.

...the republican won?

Posted by: incredulous reporter at January 19, 2010 05:24 PM (9JLGX)

86 I may get into this ball-dipping thing too.  Let's see what I got around my lair...

Mountain Dew voltage, a bottle of Mr. Clean Febreze...hmmm.

It'll hurt like hell on the ball-flesh coverings, but I'll do it for the team!

Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at January 19, 2010 05:24 PM (otlXg)

87

The REPUBLIC is SAVED.

Awwyyyeaaaaaaaaa!!!!


Thanks Massaholes!

Posted by: IreneFingIrene at January 19, 2010 05:24 PM (0lYjp)

88 I'm not celebrating till I see the Flaming Skull Teabag!!

Posted by: kbdabear at January 19, 2010 05:24 PM (sYxEE)

89 Ayla Brown on stage! Lookout Ace.

Posted by: Vic at January 19, 2010 05:24 PM (QrA9E)

90 En Fuego!!!!!

Posted by: that guy that shouts en fuego! at January 19, 2010 05:25 PM (PD1tk)

91

ALL RIGHT DAMN IT.

LIGHT ME UP!

NOW!

Posted by: The Skull at January 19, 2010 05:25 PM (2+9Yx)

92 The US still wants to live. We have a chance.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at January 19, 2010 05:25 PM (A46hP)

93 Holy shit.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 19, 2010 05:25 PM (OkT2m)

94 No "Winner takes it all" ABBA link?  I'm disappointed, I thought this was a smart ABBA/military blog.

Posted by: kefka at January 19, 2010 05:25 PM (n1uMU)

95 Eeeeeeew its cooooold hahhaha

Posted by: dananjcon at January 19, 2010 05:25 PM (BysJp)

96 Flaming skulls or pudding or Oldsmobiles or Camelots or SOMETHING!

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 19, 2010 05:25 PM (OUqZe)

97

Houston, we are clear for ball-dipping!

 

(when the outer precincts are in, I know it will get to 11, I just know it...)

Posted by: Warthog at January 19, 2010 05:25 PM (QPSwc)

98

Ayla Brown is singin' and dancin'

Sweet.

Posted by: logprof at January 19, 2010 05:25 PM (gJL6J)

99 \
Happy One Year Anniversary, Obama, you cocksucker!!!

Posted by: This is...it doesn't matter, just read it at January 19, 2010 05:25 PM (00r+V)

100 OK, folks, what's the spin tomorrow? Democrats too busy donating time to Haitian victims to vote? Republican bosses ordered workers to vote for Brown or lose their job? Obama distracted by Haiti, so couldn't really campaign for Croakley? C'mon people! Hurry! Print is at 4:00 am!

Posted by: sexypig at January 19, 2010 05:25 PM (0t7L8)

101 BROWNALANCHE!

BRING ON THE FLAMING TRUCK!

Posted by: enoxo at January 19, 2010 05:25 PM (eXWg4)

102 I demand 17 flaming skulls!

Posted by: Jeff M at January 19, 2010 05:25 PM (8P3+x)

103 Nice legs.

Posted by: Vic at January 19, 2010 05:25 PM (QrA9E)

104 HOLY SHIT! I'LL BE TYPING IN CAPS ALL NIGHT. I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE IT. WE WON!!!!!

::FLIPS OFF TEH WON::

Posted by: wherestherum at January 19, 2010 05:25 PM (gofDd)

105 I just flung my nipples in front of Maddow's face!

Posted by: Ginger at January 19, 2010 05:26 PM (1cYtN)

106 I'm tearing up! GRAVY!

Posted by: grognard at January 19, 2010 05:26 PM (0cPHB)

107 BOOM!!!! HEADSHOT BABY!

Posted by: Paradigm Shift at January 19, 2010 05:26 PM (pPXqD)

108 Flaming pudding!

Posted by: Jeff M at January 19, 2010 05:26 PM (8P3+x)

109 It's oh-va.  Epic fail, Obama.  Dipping in the tears....

Posted by: joejm65 at January 19, 2010 05:26 PM (O3dMD)

110 NBC is so in the fucking box for Coakley. Read their breaking news on MSNBC. BREAKING NEWS: Coakley calls Brown to concede Mass. Senate race, source tells NBC News

Posted by: Kaitian at January 19, 2010 05:26 PM (Cvsdl)

111 Fuck yeah! FOR THE LADIES: Scott Brown Relaxes Before Dipping Balls in MA Senate Win http://flickr.com/gp/johnnyiboken/2T4ha2

Posted by: Johnny I @ 5.5 at January 19, 2010 05:26 PM (ig2PW)

112 OBAMA - NJ FAIL
OBAMA - VA FAIL
OBAMA - COPENHAGEN - FAIL (X2)
OBAMA - MA - FAIL

But remember, it is NO reflection upon Obama or his administration .

Posted by: Bill Mitchell at January 19, 2010 05:26 PM (kEBiX)

113 OH SNAP!

Posted by: teransolo at January 19, 2010 05:26 PM (DyCrc)

114

Coakley Concedes!

For the first time in my life, I can honestly say that I'm proud of my home state of Massachusett[e]s

Its fitting that this state, one of the first of 13 original american colonies, has the cajonies to put a stop to the abuses of the democratic party and this Obama administration

BooYah!

Does that get me some pudding?

Yes it does.

Posted by: Dave in PB at January 19, 2010 05:26 PM (EOqdk)

115 This is ALL THE AWESOME!

Posted by: alexthechick at January 19, 2010 05:26 PM (zDOQT)

116 I just blew an airhorn off on my balcony in the middle of Obama's adopted American hometown of Chicago!!!!  I have been waiting for years to do that!!!!  It felt good!!!!!! 

Posted by: Chitown Charley at January 19, 2010 05:26 PM (diF4H)

117 I'm not just dipping my hard nipples, I'm going full pert breasts, baby! 

SUCK IT LIBS! 

Posted by: Jane D'oh! at January 19, 2010 05:26 PM (UOM48)

118 I'm ready for some roadkill!

Posted by: The Bus at January 19, 2010 05:26 PM (dcKUM)

119 BOOM
GOES
THE
DYNAMITE!

Posted by: Rogue Zombie at January 19, 2010 05:26 PM (LaTJ1)

120 SCREW IT. THIS CALLS FOR TYPING IN CAPS.

WHAT AN AWESOME DAY.

Posted by: AD at January 19, 2010 05:26 PM (n7H9J)

121

Coakley Concedes

Seriously?  No screeching demand for a recount?  No do-over? 

BTW, any word from Honest Cloud?  Bet he's bashing his computer keyboard to bits.

Posted by: katya at January 19, 2010 05:26 PM (663JU)

122 Plop Plop Fizz Fizz Baby!

Booyah

Posted by: clambo at January 19, 2010 05:26 PM (8Oa6+)

123
That was awesome.

Scott Called WRKO and nonchalantly tells Avi Nelson that Marsha called him to congratulate him.

Posted by: This is...it doesn't matter, just read it at January 19, 2010 05:27 PM (4aB58)

124

BRING OUT THE SKULLS

BRING OUT THE SKULLS

BRING OUT THE SKULLS

Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at January 19, 2010 05:27 PM (KYny9)

125 So, I just want to say to all the realists (aka Eeyores) : neener-neener!

I am in SUCH a good mood!   Life is looking up!  I bet we have sunshine tomorrow,  and maybe the first crocuses this weekend!

Congratulations to Scott Brown,  and may every single GOP candidate study his campaign and follow his plan!

Posted by: Miss Marple at January 19, 2010 05:27 PM (4DwVn)

126 Wait who is dancing up on Brown's stage now?

Posted by: Chitown Charley at January 19, 2010 05:27 PM (diF4H)

127 Is that Brown's daughter singing??

Posted by: beedubya at January 19, 2010 05:27 PM (5zYbb)

128 I am even now preparing my mind for the epic level of angst that I will experience as I troll the DailyKos site. The...the sheer joy...I can't even express it.

(Skull me, you lazy bastards!)


Posted by: Monty at January 19, 2010 05:27 PM (QkTOo)

129

WOOT!!!

LANDSLIDE!!!

That State of the Union speech is gonna taste like ass!

Posted by: Tinian at January 19, 2010 05:27 PM (7+pP9)

130
This is without a doubt one of the happiest days of my life.


Posted by: Mal at January 19, 2010 05:27 PM (Z+qzA)

131 Brown's daughter says Martha conceded.

Posted by: Benson at January 19, 2010 05:27 PM (qzcNU)

132 Quck. Give Brown his glass of champagne and get him down to Washington quick before the Democrats try some sneaky trick on HCR.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 19, 2010 05:27 PM (87wkU)

133
Avi was like, "wah? huh?"

Scott was like, "yeah, I'm teh awesome."

Posted by: This is...it doesn't matter, just read it at January 19, 2010 05:28 PM (4aB58)

134

cry matthews you little bitch

and why am i waiting to see pudding on the tv?

Posted by: navydippinghisballsjoe at January 19, 2010 05:28 PM (lHWXP)

135 Ayla Brown is singing for her dad's win.  Work it girl!


Posted by: Intrepid at January 19, 2010 05:28 PM (92zkk)

136 SING IT, SCANDIS!!!!

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 19, 2010 05:28 PM (OUqZe)

137 The Marxist tool is a lame-duck after one year...such a wonderful night!!!

Posted by: jas at January 19, 2010 05:28 PM (ZM2Bn)

138 Taste our ass, Scott Rasmussen!

Posted by: The Moron Brigade at January 19, 2010 05:28 PM (dcKUM)

139 Wow, even Juan Williams is saying the Won is doubling down on teh stupid.

Posted by: Vic at January 19, 2010 05:28 PM (QrA9E)

140 I am putting trucknutz on everything in my house. NEW DOORKNOCKER!

Posted by: Johnny I @ 5.5 at January 19, 2010 05:28 PM (Jj2Z9)

141
Scott said it so low-key I couldn't believe me ears. The man is cool. Bery cool.

Posted by: This is...it doesn't matter, just read it at January 19, 2010 05:29 PM (4aB58)

142 I'm watching MSNBC.  Which one is the chick and which one is the dude?  Maddow or Matthews?

Posted by: Chitown Charley at January 19, 2010 05:29 PM (diF4H)

143 Damn, figured I'd be late.

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 19, 2010 05:29 PM (OUqZe)

144 Prissy Chrissy: last year we voted for Deliverance.
That's how I've felt like the past year, tied to a try and butt fucked against my will.

FU Matthews.

Posted by: MPFS, 2010 Fish Stick at January 19, 2010 05:29 PM (u6GDa)

145 He is calling the "banker" BS and he says that will work.

Posted by: Vic at January 19, 2010 05:29 PM (QrA9E)

146 Hell just froze over. Teddy

Posted by: oso at January 19, 2010 05:29 PM (brV0p)

147 Holy shit! I had no idea there were so many toothless, angry, white male, redneck racists in Massachusetts!

Posted by: Warden at January 19, 2010 05:29 PM (QoR4a)

148 Ace's servers are en fuego, somebody get Pixy out of his coma!

Posted by: kbdabear at January 19, 2010 05:30 PM (sYxEE)

149 JUST TRY AND NOT SEAT HIM NOW, YOU SONS OF BITCHES.  THIS THING DIDN'T EVEN LAST 2 HOURS PAST POLL CLOSINGS.

Posted by: Techie at January 19, 2010 05:30 PM (zbH+i)

150

Now is the time people.  Call the RNC!  We gottaa get Scott to deliver the Republican rebuttal to the State of the Union!

Do eeeeeeeeeet!

(What a glorious slap that would be...)

Posted by: Warthog at January 19, 2010 05:30 PM (QPSwc)

151 Holy shit, I am excited about Dems having the Presidency, a majority in Congress and 57 seats in the Senate.  Why am I so happy?  Who cares!!!!!

Posted by: Chitown Charley at January 19, 2010 05:30 PM (diF4H)

152 You're next, Boxer, Ma'am.

Posted by: Miss Fluffy McNutter at January 19, 2010 05:30 PM (xMSXs)

153 And... we dig the Woodford Reserve out of the cabinet...

Posted by: Skookumchuk at January 19, 2010 05:30 PM (btzPD)

154

I sense a disturbance in the Force. Trillions of dollars of Federal spending just cried out and were silenced...forever.

Posted by: Obami Kenobi, weeping. at January 19, 2010 05:31 PM (wgLRl)

155

Democrat Steny Hoyer said..., now get this ...., that yo-yo said that Brown's win spells trouble for the Republicans, because it shows how dissatisfied voters are with Repuublicans and with Bush's policies.

 What?????? What is wrong with that freak'n picture???

That fool isn't too out of touch with reality!!!! Damn!!!!

I've always said that Steny Hoyer is a psycho. That crazy statement proves it. He and Nancy Pelosi are a pair of lunatics.

Posted by: Reality Check Here at January 19, 2010 05:31 PM (ITzbJ)

156

Juan is still whoring for health care.  He's pissed, never seen him this livid.

Juan, fuck you! Loser!

SKULL???

Posted by: Kemp at January 19, 2010 05:31 PM (2+9Yx)

157 Usually I curse the contrarian nature of my Irish heritage, but today it is marvellous. St Patrick's day came two months early! Give us the Ghost Rider flaming skull!!

Posted by: exdem13 at January 19, 2010 05:31 PM (lYKj1)

158

Obama is gonna follow up by doubling down on stupid.

This is gonna be some great political theater.

Posted by: Tinian at January 19, 2010 05:31 PM (7+pP9)

159 HOLY, Juan Williams says the Prez has to double down now. I hope Zero is listening.  It'll be over if they do.

Posted by: ProudinNC at January 19, 2010 05:31 PM (Edv29)

160 Even those people that voted for Coakley in Luntz's focus group said that stalling his swearing-in would be a BIG mistake.

Posted by: grognard at January 19, 2010 05:31 PM (0cPHB)

161 Aww, I wanted a flaming truck!

Posted by: enoxo at January 19, 2010 05:32 PM (eXWg4)

162 130

WOOT!!!

LANDSLIDE!!!

That State of the Union speech is gonna taste like ass!
*************************************************   How my ass taste now Bambi?

Posted by: Dave in PB at January 19, 2010 05:32 PM (EOqdk)

163 Holy shit! I had no idea there were so many toothless, angry, white male, redneck racists in Massachusetts!

Posted by: Warden at January 19, 2010 09:29 PM (QoR4a)

What do you have against the Kennedys?

Posted by: 18-1 at January 19, 2010 05:32 PM (bgcml)

164 Almost makes me wish I lived in Massachusetts just so I could go dance in the streets.

Posted by: katya at January 19, 2010 05:32 PM (663JU)

165 As long as the Democrats have geniuses like Rachel Maddow representing their party, we will be ok.

Posted by: Chitown Charley at January 19, 2010 05:32 PM (diF4H)

166

Hello?  Has anyone seen Honest Cloud?  He was supposed to meet with me today.

 

(Anyone?  Erg?  Anyone?...)

Posted by: Bitter Disappointment at January 19, 2010 05:32 PM (QPSwc)

167
Jaun Williams just said this is like Vegas baby.Double Down

They.Are.Insane.

Posted by: Mal at January 19, 2010 05:32 PM (Z+qzA)

168 On the way home I stopped at the Rite-Aid (no Valu-Rites in my neck of the woods) and picked up a bottle of Andre Spumante that cost almost five smackeroos. Now I get to open it. See you all soon.

Posted by: The Chap in the Deerstalker Cap at January 19, 2010 05:32 PM (bSzpw)

169 Thank you, Lord! This is astounding! Dip, men, dip!!!

Posted by: Shannon at January 19, 2010 05:32 PM (jIS6a)

170   Matthews is on Madcow to say it was a rejection of Marcia, not O's policies. Uh huh.

Posted by: Frank G at January 19, 2010 05:33 PM (I+To0)

171

Oh, to be a fly on the wall wherever teh One is for the next couple of days.  It would be SOOOOO much fun to watch the heads exploding......

Thank you, Massachusetts voters, and thanks to all who helped make this happen.  We have our Republic back!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at January 19, 2010 05:33 PM (E+HPO)

172 Rachel Maddow just said the people of Massachusetts are basically idiots.

Posted by: Chitown Charley at January 19, 2010 05:33 PM (diF4H)

173 I am very pleased to see that Mass. has decided against a non-murdering Democrat. It is pleasant to consider how much like a slamming door this election is to Kennedy's story.... "And then Senator Kennedy died and was quickly replaced by a Republican who was far less likely to murder women and attempt treason for policital gain than Edward Kennedy was. So every one forgot about him."

Posted by: Inspector Asshole at January 19, 2010 05:33 PM (o5sYk)

174 try = tree
my bad, i'm excited

Posted by: MPFS, 2010 Fish Stick at January 19, 2010 05:33 PM (u6GDa)

175 One skull, I am disappointed.

Posted by: Chitown Charley at January 19, 2010 05:33 PM (diF4H)

176 Brown needs to be outside the Senate TOMORROW MORNING when the Senate reconvenes in his pickup truck.

Posted by: enoxo at January 19, 2010 05:33 PM (eXWg4)

177

From instapudit, "The Brown Revolution?"

“Around the world over the past decade, longstanding and stultifying power elites have been toppled by what came to be known as the ‘color revolutions’ — notably the Rose Revolution in Georgia, the Orange Revolution in Ukraine, and hopefully the Green Revolution in Iran. Now the political elites in Boston and Washington have been rocked by the Brown Revolution.”

Posted by: Kemp at January 19, 2010 05:34 PM (2+9Yx)

178 Woodford Reserve?!  That's in Versailles.  We're working our way from West to East.

Knob Creek => Wild Turkey 101 => Elijah Craig 12 yr. => Maker's Mark => Woodford Reserve.

Posted by: Techie at January 19, 2010 05:34 PM (zbH+i)

179

Too fuckin funny -- Juan Williams "This is Vegas, baby...double down!"  Sweet, sweet gridlock.  If you see a masshole, thank'em!

Posted by: Ben Franklin at January 19, 2010 05:34 PM (WWzGA)

180 I don't have the tears of a democrat so I am dipping my balls in blue cheese dressing. Ooooooooohhhhhh it so cool and creamy!

Posted by: Percopius at January 19, 2010 05:34 PM (ZBs9d)

181 Scott Brown to Obama: I WON!!!

Posted by: Paradigm Shift at January 19, 2010 05:34 PM (pPXqD)

182 U.S. Senate - Unexpired Term - Special General1770 of 2168 Precincts Reporting - 82%
NamePartyVotesVote %Brown, ScottGOP934,04552%
Coakley, MarthaDem837,68447%
Kennedy, JosephOth17,9091%

Posted by: Flavius Julius at January 19, 2010 05:34 PM (NLZLH)

183 DUDE I'VE BEEN DIPPING MY BALLS IN VARIOUS SUBSTANCES ALL FUCKING NIGHT LONG. Posted by: Jeff B. at January 19, 2010 09:23 PM (yYD23) Whew! It's not just me, then.

Posted by: Drummer from Def Leppard at January 19, 2010 05:35 PM (jkgup)

184 WICKED AWESOME!

Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at January 19, 2010 05:35 PM (yel6g)

185
GLUG...GLUG...GLUG

Posted by: Mal's Balls at January 19, 2010 05:35 PM (Z+qzA)

186 140 Wow, even Juan Williams is saying the Won is doubling down on teh stupid.

Posted by: Vic at January 19, 2010 09:28 PM (QrA9E)

Juan's right about The Precedent doubling down, but for the wrong reasons. The Precedent is going to double down because the more unpopular somethign is, the more The Precedent wants to force it on America. The Washington junta on Capitol Hill is going to be the target of threats by the White House, as The Precedent tries to force them to come with him on his suicide bombing mission. Most will go, kind of for the reason Juan stated - because they've already cast so many indefensible votes that nothing they do now can make them appear human or acceptable.

But we are dealing with total lunatics and political terrorists, here, so it's hard to know how crazy they're going to get. They have no limits to their insanity, really.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at January 19, 2010 05:35 PM (A46hP)

187 Elections have consequences precedent Hussein.

Posted by: Flavius Julius at January 19, 2010 05:35 PM (NLZLH)

188 One skull, one fucking skull??  Really?

Posted by: Burn the Witch at January 19, 2010 05:35 PM (U37Ux)

189 Pretty f'n sweet.

Posted by: Mary Jo Kopechne at January 19, 2010 05:35 PM (QoR4a)

190
As long as the Democrats have geniuses like Rachel Maddow representing their party, we will be ok.

Exactly.  Let them keep fucking that chicken.

Posted by: Dang Straights at January 19, 2010 05:35 PM (RsjrV)

191 Ball dip is a dish best served cold.

Posted by: Rodent Freikorps at January 19, 2010 05:36 PM (dQdrY)

192 Where is my celebratory gunfire when I need it?  This calls for celebratory gunfire.

Posted by: Hatchet Five at January 19, 2010 05:36 PM (n6iqK)

193 We got skull!!!!

Posted by: logprof at January 19, 2010 05:36 PM (gJL6J)

Posted by: enoxo at January 19, 2010 05:37 PM (eXWg4)

195 And where is that fuck Honest Cloud?

Posted by: Percopius at January 19, 2010 05:37 PM (ZBs9d)

196 Sweet night.

GT wins.  Brown wins.  Now, we make Party!

Posted by: Techie at January 19, 2010 05:37 PM (zbH+i)

197 FIERY SKULL HEAVEN!!

Posted by: Evan3457 at January 19, 2010 05:37 PM (N1COx)

198

Washington Post headline:

Massachusetts race wasn't a referendum on health-care reform

Heh!

Posted by: Tinian at January 19, 2010 05:37 PM (7+pP9)

199 You knuckleheads can party all you want, but you're going down in November

Posted by: ergie (D, Parrot) at January 19, 2010 05:38 PM (gJL6J)

200 A Thank You to the good people of massachusset(e)s.!!!!

Posted by: mghorning at January 19, 2010 05:38 PM (VYwoO)

201 Willie Brown, on Hannity, just claimed that the Indonesian imbecile is "brilliant". This is too funny for words.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at January 19, 2010 05:38 PM (A46hP)

202 WOOT!!!!!

Posted by: Indy at January 19, 2010 05:39 PM (iDOIJ)

203 Nice skull. This should be a three skull shot, though. It's that important.

Posted by: section9 at January 19, 2010 05:39 PM (H6lGz)

204 Washington Post headline:

Massachusetts race wasn't a referendum on health-care reform

Heh!

That chicken has had enough.

Posted by: Flavius Julius at January 19, 2010 05:39 PM (NLZLH)

205

Spin, Teddy, spin!

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 19, 2010 05:39 PM (eNxMU)

206 I think we all owe the Scott Brown voters of Massachusetts a HUGE THANK YOU!!! They have started the ride of freedom for us. Let us continue it all the way through 2012 and beyond!

Posted by: Paradigm Shift at January 19, 2010 05:39 PM (pPXqD)

207

(sigh) Bye bye, healthcare legislation.

Shall we deport Obama back to Kenya or to Indonesia?

Posted by: Reality Check Here at January 19, 2010 05:39 PM (ITzbJ)

208 This calls for a Flaming Norah O'Donnell.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at January 19, 2010 05:40 PM (A46hP)

209 AWESOME! At last REAL HOPE has returned!

Posted by: Rodney at January 19, 2010 05:40 PM (c6mrx)

210 Are these results being televised on C-Span?

Posted by: The Mega Independent at January 19, 2010 05:40 PM (p9CiG)

211 Congrats to Mass. and the Morons. Now get out here and help us kill that toxic old battleaxe Babsy Boxer. After the epic balldipping has wrapped up, in a couple weeks I'd expect.

Posted by: KilltheHippies at January 19, 2010 05:40 PM (94ai5)

212 Congratulations to all Massachusetts conservatives, tea partiers and independents.  You done good!

Posted by: Moe Szyslak at January 19, 2010 05:40 PM (Vc/xe)

213 Only a distraction. We'll be back to work tomorrow, focused like a laser on fucking Americans blind helping Americans find good jobs and  opportunity.

Next question?

No, I don't think it's historic. When President Obama--who won Massachusetts-- won in 2008, he was the first empty suit Afrikan American elected to the Presidency. I think in the books of history, that will always be the top "first."

Can we talk about how awesome President Obama is? Maybe a question aboot the impeccable creases in his pants? Perhaps a quarry about his ease at soaring oratory?

Posted by: Lord Gibbsy at January 19, 2010 05:41 PM (d47z6)

214 We capture the spin tonight, boys and girls, we solve the energy crisis

Posted by: Techie at January 19, 2010 05:41 PM (zbH+i)

215 Scott Brown, my hero. (sigh)

Posted by: Reality Check Here at January 19, 2010 05:42 PM (ITzbJ)

216

Hi-ya Teddy?  Is it comfy down here in Hell?  I've decided to give you the night of the ol' barbed-cock thing.  Instead I think we'll just kick back and watch the election returns tonight.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Posted by: Satan at January 19, 2010 05:44 PM (QPSwc)

217 Wait, is someone about to fuck a bowl of guacamole dip?

Posted by: ClassicCon at January 19, 2010 05:44 PM (Wn7SI)

218 It looks like Obama will be a one term president after all. Oh boo hoo hoo

Posted by: Reality Check Here at January 19, 2010 05:44 PM (ITzbJ)

219 HotAir still down..............

The Right-O-Sphere has a BROWN OUT.

Anyone gone and gotten banned at LGF yet?  I have an account there that is so damn tempting to burn.

Posted by: Techie at January 19, 2010 05:45 PM (zbH+i)

220 Techie@179:  It's sort of a Manifest Destiny, Westward Expansion thing here.  And only one skull?

Posted by: Skookumchuk at January 19, 2010 05:45 PM (btzPD)

Posted by: kbdabear at January 19, 2010 05:45 PM (sYxEE)

222

After Failed Bid to Elect Democratic Senator in Massachusetts, Obama Asked to Campaign on Behalf of Smoking in Hopes of Making It Much Less Popular: www.optoons.blogspot.com

Posted by: Melvin Winter at January 19, 2010 05:45 PM (SvmVa)

223
Hahaha, the local newsies are just stunned.

Posted by: Mal at January 19, 2010 05:45 PM (Z+qzA)

224 Zogby, get a job.

Posted by: Brown Fan at January 19, 2010 05:46 PM (BGZTJ)

225

I haven't been this happy in such a long time (at least a year)...if MA can do it so can the LOL.  Thank you Mr. Senator Brown.

Suck it fascists; America isn't going down like a sheep to slaughter...thank you God!

Posted by: unknown jane at January 19, 2010 05:46 PM (5/yRG)

226 Martha Coakley concedes: Sorry teh Iwon I skrooed the pooch[e].

Posted by: Dave in PB at January 19, 2010 05:47 PM (EOqdk)

227 Brown way ahead in the polls right now, the Democrats' shame is complete. I guess Coakley's loyal supporters in Dunwich and Innsmouth stayed home today!

Posted by: exdem13 at January 19, 2010 05:48 PM (lYKj1)

228 Schoolhouse Rock: Shot Heard 'Round the World http://www.youtube.com/ watch?v=DfBx3EvDTEI&feature=related

Posted by: The Chap in the Deerstalker Cap at January 19, 2010 05:49 PM (bSzpw)

229 Anyone gone and gotten banned at LGF yet?  I have an account there that is so damn tempting to burn.

Chuckie calls it "populist resentment against health care reform"

All of 19 comments so far. I think he's already banned everyone except his own sockpuppets

If I had an account there, I'd teabag him

Posted by: kbdabear at January 19, 2010 05:50 PM (sYxEE)

230 i have to say, i'm disappointed we only got 1 flaming skull. I was hoping for like 40 blago skulls

Posted by: hueydiamondpooty at January 19, 2010 05:50 PM (FaLrS)

231 Tomorrow is one year gone of King Barry's reign

What a nice present to give him...

1096 days from tomorrow till 1/20/12

Posted by: kbdabear at January 19, 2010 05:51 PM (sYxEE)

232 I think the new hyper-PC censor program at Hotair has taken over and censored the whole site.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at January 19, 2010 05:53 PM (A46hP)

233

Ok, 2 skulls!

Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 19, 2010 05:55 PM (Wh0W+)

234 heh thanks dave.

Posted by: hueydiamondpooty at January 19, 2010 05:56 PM (FaLrS)

235 MORE SKULLS!!! + an oldsmobile please.

Posted by: Schwalbe at January 19, 2010 05:58 PM (jkdaV)

236 Humpbot is a go!!!!!

Posted by: HudsonC at January 19, 2010 05:58 PM (CTJDC)

237
"What a nice present to give him...

1096 days from tomorrow till 1/20/12"


Wish it was '12,  but we'll have to endure another year of Barry--he won't be out till '13.

Posted by: Massachusetts is purple at January 19, 2010 06:00 PM (KXLHt)

238 The commoners of Massachusetts have just planted a big hob-nail boot in the collective backside of the wannabe oligarchs of the D-rat party. For once I am very glad to be one of them, and to have voted accordingly, and am grateful for all the other citizens who have done the same.

Posted by: Gasoline Gus at January 19, 2010 06:00 PM (qExz3)

239 Thank you, God, indeed!!!!

Posted by: Massachusetts is purple at January 19, 2010 06:02 PM (KXLHt)

240 Two skulls = not enough

Posted by: I Want Eight Fucking Skulls at January 19, 2010 06:02 PM (p9CiG)

241

Massachusetts,

America

Rising

Posted by: Pike Place Pete at January 19, 2010 06:03 PM (qD3QA)

242 Obama is OK with the loss tonight:Inhaling heavily on the jay that is his job The president is disapointed with the results of "THAT F**king masacre" in Massachusett[e]s. is offering cash, jobs along with hope and change to anyone who want to listen. 

Posted by: Dave in PB at January 19, 2010 06:05 PM (EOqdk)

243

@42: "We are no longer the douchebags of the union!!!!"

That's perhaps a reach. You've still got Kerry, Frank, and plenty of atoning for Teddy, yet.

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at January 19, 2010 06:06 PM (8MuSQ)

244 Dammit Ace, make it three skulls you fag!!!

Posted by: Abobo at January 19, 2010 06:06 PM (E87E8)

245 Wish it was '12,  but we'll have to endure another year of Barry--he won't be out till '13.

My bad... but the days count is right, 1096

Posted by: Zombie Ted Kennedy at January 19, 2010 06:08 PM (sYxEE)

246 Heh

Posted by: Gmac at January 19, 2010 06:13 PM (I0WaY)

247

Supper tonight included....

Plenty of mashed potatoes and brown gravy w/mushrooms....

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm--nice and warm for dipping!

Meat and potatoes man, meat & potatoes.

Posted by: Stillwater at January 19, 2010 06:15 PM (qUdDE)

248 Waterloo!

Posted by: Gen. Sir Harry Flashman, VC at January 19, 2010 06:19 PM (CIEYY)

249 W00t!  Thank you Massachusetts for saving the country.  Nice skulls!

Posted by: NotAMolly at January 19, 2010 06:20 PM (cPELo)

250

FIRST TIME DIPPER HERE............SOOOO WORTH THE WAIT

Posted by: Nicole at January 19, 2010 06:25 PM (CH1cF)

251 Boobie Dipping goodness.  And the liberal tears make it an epic night!

Posted by: NotAMolly at January 19, 2010 06:28 PM (cPELo)

252 @243 Pike Place Pete (Seattle?)

GREAT. What's it from?

Posted by: Linlithgow at January 19, 2010 06:37 PM (xpBkP)

253 #80, "Achilles" by Manowar. Good reference!!!!

Hey, what was with the thirteen-star flags I saw in the Brown crowd. There looked to be an extra insignia in the middle of the circle of stars, looked like (in motion, gimme a break) Three Percenter flags. Anyone know if Mike V. quietly shipped some north?

Posted by: SGT Dan at January 19, 2010 06:41 PM (7D3Uc)

254

OMG!  I've never seen a double-flaming skulls.

I'm jealous of you AOS veterans who have seen one before today.

Posted by: Sapwolf at January 19, 2010 07:15 PM (gJ6FZ)

255 Three. Skulls. a' Flamin'.

Posted by: wuzrobbd at January 19, 2010 07:15 PM (79RCa)

256
AMENDMENT XVII
...

"When vacancies happen in the representation of any State in the Senate, the executive authority of such State shall issue writs of election to fill such vacancies: Provided, That the legislature of any State may empower the executive thereof to make temporary appointments until the people fill the vacancies by election as the legislature may direct."

In other words, Paul Kirk can move his sorry ass out of the Senate: the people have spoken.

Posted by: Brown Line at January 19, 2010 07:37 PM (F4kzK)

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