July 16, 2010

RadarOnline Publishes Broken-Tooth Photo of Oksana Grigorieva
— Ace

Terrible.

The photograph is part of the Los Angeles County SheriffÂ’s Department investigation into the actor for domestic violence.

ItÂ’s also included in OksanaÂ’s declaration to the court in the estranged coupleÂ’s vicious custody battle over their eight-month-old daughter Lucia.

The image shows the damage to the Russian-born musicianÂ’s front teeth after the coupleÂ’s brutal blowout at MelÂ’s Malibu mansion on January 6.

Oksana has told police that Mel punched her in the face while she held their infant daughter Lucia and that the force of his blows broke her teeth and left her with a concussion, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively.

...

“Oksana lost a veneer and the right front tooth was severely chipped,” said a source, familiar with the law enforcement investigation.

Gibson's camp issued a statement that she hadn't suffered injuries or broken teeth, but that doesn't seem accurate.

Yeah, as they keep saying, Mel's career is the least of his worries. He will likely go to jail for six months or a year.

TMZ: Oksana's Own Dentist Cries "Fake." Actually he doesn't say that at all, though TMZ cries that to get some attention.

What he claims is that he believes she was struck in the temple, not the mouth, and she reacted by biting down hard, breaking her own teeth.

But TMZ is representing him as casting doubt on how she received her injuries -- well, sort of, but not really. He says the teeth were broken in a "chain reaction" injury (hit, then bite), but he's not really undermining the claim that Oksana was hit, and that this hit, whether directly or indirectly, broke her teeth.

Extortion? So claims TMZ.

Except it's probably not really extortion -- the law of extortion specifically excludes from the offense threats (and attempts to get money) that are connected to a real, legally recognizable complaint.

That is to say, if you could sue someone for failure to pay for your services, you could threaten, in an effort to get your money, putting out the word that he's a deadbeat, which would damage his reputation and all, but the law wouldn't call that blackmail. (In most cases -- I imagine you can take this too far.)

Assuming that Gibson actually hit her, she'd have a bona fide suit for assault. I'm not sure how far one can take threatening to reveal it in order to get some money before the law would call that extortion, but there is some room there.

I have to say that based on what I hear on the tapes, Gibson is plainly out of control, and it's hard for me to think he's anything but the villain in this.

Clarification: It's not her teeth that were knocked out, but the veneers/caps on them. This is why her dentist says "her teeth are intact" and so does Gibson's camp in a statement which avoids the subject of veneers.

I'm sure it probably takes less force to dislodge veneers than actual teeth, but I'm not sure how well that argument will play.

Posted by: Ace at 10:27 AM | Comments (242)
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1 TMZ calls shenanigans:

Law enforcement sources who have analyzed the pictures and video — yes, we’ve learned she had video shot as well — tell TMZ there is “no evidence of external or internal damage,” making it inconsistent with being punched in the face.
As we have already reported, Oksana’s teeth were not damaged — they were intact. The dentist has submitted a sworn declaration saying one veneer was out and one was cut in half, but the teeth were not damaged.
Furthermore, several experts who have examined the photos and video say there is no evidence of any soft tissue damage, which would be present if someone were struck in the mouth, and it would be “highly irresponsible” for the dentist to so quickly replace Oksana’s veneers.

Posted by: Pervcon at July 16, 2010 10:30 AM (orS1c)

2 Deservedly so, dumbass.

Posted by: Gmac at July 16, 2010 10:30 AM (k2Fyd)

3
Silly Westerners, that's why we invented burkas.

Posted by: Mohamed Bin Hittin at July 16, 2010 10:31 AM (Oxen1)

4

In the span of my lifetime Mel Gibson has gone from playing Mad Max to playing Mad Smacks.

Posted by: Blazer at July 16, 2010 10:31 AM (t72+4)

5 crashed their site.

Posted by: Quilly Mammoth at July 16, 2010 10:31 AM (RaKPE)

6

Link no Wookie.....

Posted by: maddogg at July 16, 2010 10:32 AM (OlN4e)

7 Bust a deal, spin the wheel!

Posted by: EC at July 16, 2010 10:34 AM (mAhn3)

8 So, I have to choose between believing RadarOnline or TMZ? Which rag is the lesser of two evils?

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at July 16, 2010 10:35 AM (/h097)

9 Ace -

I have no brief for the obvious psychopath that is Mel Gibson, but even Grigorieva's own dentist is now going on the record, under his own name, as saying that the photograph of her is faked. 

If so, that adds a whole hell of a lot of new twists to this sordid saga.

Posted by: Jeff B. at July 16, 2010 10:35 AM (nNLZG)

10

"Service unavailable"

Anyway, when I see this much being leaked into the media, it tells me that the shyster that Oksana hired  is trying to ram a big settlement down Mel's throat before his hired gun can counter the narrative.

Really shitty thing to do, since all the coverage this is getting is killing any chance of an unbiased jury.  It's also damn unethical to try your case in the press like this.

But what does one expect from California lawyers (the worst in pettiness and juvenile sniping that I've ever dealt with)

Posted by: s'moron at July 16, 2010 10:35 AM (UaxA0)

11 Looks like the Citizens for the Preservation of Mel Gibson have infiltrated the interwebs.

Posted by: algore, Sekret Spy, inventor of all things techie at July 16, 2010 10:36 AM (kb0wl)

12 FUCKING GODDAMNED MEL GIBSON STORIES!!!!

Posted by: Truman North at July 16, 2010 10:37 AM (3h3kv)

13 Gibson's wife is defending him (and can't be thought to have all that much reason to do so) by saying he was never physically abusive, not once, and was always a good father.   (Note, please, she's not saying he was never verbally abusive or that he was a good husband.)

I wonder if Oksana's ex and other baby-daddy is going to step forward and say she's not the sort to get pregnant for a pay-check.




Posted by: Synova at July 16, 2010 10:38 AM (P0X9Q)

14

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls... ...and then you will blow me time is here.

Posted by: Dr. Dealgood at July 16, 2010 10:38 AM (t72+4)

15 TMZ sez:


We're told that Dr. Ross Sheldon is saying. "The nose is not hers.  The lips are not right. It's not a true and accurate picture. It has definitely been altered

We're also told the doctor says the teeth are in fact Oksana's, reaffirming that the teeth are intact, but one veneer was damaged and one was broken.

We have specific information about the dentist's observations ... and they raise serious questions about the nature of Oksana's alleged injury. 

In other worthy news Bristol Palin and Ricky Hollywood are not going to have sex until they are married.


Posted by: Quilly Mammoth at July 16, 2010 10:39 AM (RaKPE)

16 What I don't get:

Lem is already way over the line. He's hitting her, he's saying she could be raped, he's using the N word.  Why doctor all that into this crap?  It's really stupid.

Posted by: Legendary Former Rapist Kobe Bryant at July 16, 2010 10:39 AM (dUOK+)

17

A fist/knuckle itself also does not break teeth in the middle.  Knocks them out, sure.  A ring might crack a tooth mid-length, but it's the second hit (the one into the concrete or floor) that cracks teeth into noticeable pieces.  Knuckle will not take a corner off a normal tooth, though I guess an uppercut might make the teeth smack together hard enough to crack.

If her mouth ain't swollen, then she has to say that he just caught her in the teeth square with his fist.  Pretty improbable.
 


Posted by: s'moron at July 16, 2010 10:40 AM (UaxA0)

18 >>>I have no brief for the obvious psychopath that is Mel Gibson, but even Grigorieva's own dentist is now going on the record, under his own name, as saying that the photograph of her is faked. Not exactly, see the update. In a later post he says the nose and lips in that picture of her are not accurate, but then confirms the broken teeth ARE accurate. He's not really claiming anything like what TMZ is claiming he's claiming.

Posted by: ace at July 16, 2010 10:41 AM (ExQRC)

19 I wonder if Oksana's ex and other baby-daddy is going to step forward and say she's not the sort to get pregnant for a pay-check.

Posted by: Synova at July 16, 2010 02:38 PM (P0X9Q)

I am thinking that Oksana could not have gotten pregnant to get a pay-check from Mel Gibson if Mel Gibson had not willingly involved himself (or at least an inch or two of himself).

Posted by: stuiec at July 16, 2010 10:41 AM (7AOgy)

20 It wasn't abuse-abuse

Posted by: Ben at July 16, 2010 10:42 AM (wuv1c)

21

Now that he is a wife beater, all Mel has to do is apologize for the patriotic & religious films and the Left will welcome him home with open arms.

I mean if Alec Baldwin can still be beloved despite his actions, Mel can too.

Posted by: Fersboo at July 16, 2010 10:42 AM (4ZzqT)

22

Furthermore, several experts who have examined the photos and video say there is no evidence of any soft tissue damage, which would be present if someone were struck in the mouth

That's what I thought.  Where's the bruise, the cut?

She could sue Gibson for choosing such a homely women.

Posted by: rdbrewer at July 16, 2010 10:42 AM (0ONli)

23 "What he claims is that he believes she was struck in the temple, not the mouth, and she reacted by biting down hard, breaking her own teeth."

JEEEZ.

I hope Mel Gibson gets a fair trial.  And I hope whoever is helping this lady out understands that they are making it harder to prove a case against Gibson.

Posted by: Legendary Former Rapist Kobe Bryant at July 16, 2010 10:43 AM (dUOK+)

24 Also the dentist is saying the teeth were intact, but the veneers were knocked out, which TMZ then just says "the teeth were intact." Um, yeah, the actual teeth yeah; but no one is contesting that the veneers were knocked loose of the teeth. Gibson's own statement said that "her teeth are in her mouth" -- again, avoiding the question of whether the veneers were in her mouth.

Posted by: ace at July 16, 2010 10:43 AM (ExQRC)

25

Why is Ace burning electrons and bandwidth on the Mel Gibson stuff?

Does any one here really care about this crap?

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at July 16, 2010 10:44 AM (oIp16)

26 >>>a fist/knuckle itself also does not break teeth in the middle. Yes but as I have been reading I've learned the allegation is not that her teeth were broken, but that the veneers (caps) on her teeth were knocked out. The teeth themselves were not knocked out.

Posted by: ace at July 16, 2010 10:44 AM (ExQRC)

27 You will blow me, but first I will knock your teeth out.

Posted by: Mel Gibson at July 16, 2010 10:45 AM (HtIec)

28 OT, but awesome post by Knifework: http://b2l.me/aa48qq

Posted by: Countrysquire at July 16, 2010 10:46 AM (e910j)

29 Hey, I'll never say his rabid rantings were not disturbing...they were.  He was obviously off his rocker.  But her calm demeanor in those recordings leave me to wonder.  WHY did she record those?  If it was to build a case for custody, something had to have set him off.  You just don't start a convo sounding like a mad lunatic.  Did she rile him up to the point of froth and hit the play button?  I saw one of this chick's music videos...the one he produced.  She doesn't sing worth a crap.  My inner ladar (lady radar) is sensing a gold digger intent on squeezing as much money out of a wealthy celeb as she can get.  Yes, he went off the cliff, but she's no innocent.  Time will tell if her allegations of physical abuse pan out.  He went nuts verbally.  But she also leaves me less than trusting....at this point at least.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 16, 2010 10:46 AM (Zq7bR)

30 This whole matter appears to stink like day old salami left out on the counter.

Posted by: curious at July 16, 2010 10:47 AM (p302b)

31 You know what gets in the way of a good blow job?  Teeth.

Posted by: Mel Gibson at July 16, 2010 10:47 AM (xxgag)

32

but as I have been reading I've learned the allegation is not that her teeth were broken, but that the veneers (caps) on her teeth were knocked out. The teeth themselves were not knocked out.

It was a rough blow job.  The kind I couldn't get at the end.

Posted by: Mel Gibson at July 16, 2010 10:47 AM (0ONli)

33 I'm sorry, are the people objecting to mention of this story claiming it's not a story, or do they object to piling on Mel Gibson?

Posted by: ace at July 16, 2010 10:48 AM (ExQRC)

34

Everybody has to say blowjob at the same time.  One, two, three, go...

Posted by: rdbrewer at July 16, 2010 10:48 AM (0ONli)

35

Based on what a twat this Ruskie bitch is, I think Mel is quite restrained.

Further, Mel would be in cuffs already if this really happened.

Posted by: Pelvis at July 16, 2010 10:48 AM (LlaBi)

36

Me thinks Apple, Toyota and Mel G. all pissed off the same people.

 

 

Posted by: dananjcon at July 16, 2010 10:48 AM (pr+up)

37 Yes but as I have been reading I've learned the allegation is not that her teeth were broken, but that the veneers (caps) on her teeth were knocked out. The teeth themselves were not knocked out.

Posted by: ace at July 16, 2010 02:44 PM (ExQRC)

Could also have been an uppercut -- not even a terribly forceful one -- that drove her lower jaw into her upper jaw.  That wouldn't have bruised her lips or cheek either.

Posted by: stuiec at July 16, 2010 10:48 AM (7AOgy)

38 I think she just commenced with the "..but first you will blow me" part and that Mel was just, um, really hard.

Posted by: Gunslinger at July 16, 2010 10:49 AM (Zi+FQ)

39 What he claims is that he believes she was struck in the temple, not the mouth, and she reacted by biting down hard, breaking her own teeth.

So there is a reason why boxers have those little white bananas in their mouths.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at July 16, 2010 10:49 AM (0q2P7)

40

I'm Mel Gibson, bitch!

 

Posted by: Rick James at July 16, 2010 10:50 AM (sOtz/)

41

soft tissue damage, which would be present if someone were struck in the mouth

This has to be the fault of his insidiously conservative mindset. Too much cider, perhaps. /inb4 maddogg

Anyway, I don't think there is a legal difference between "your honor, I meant to break her teeth" and "your honor, I meant to give her a concussion but her teeth got broke accidentally". There's a legal distinction between murder and manslaughter, but in this case either you're punching your wife's head or you're not.

(The last paragraph was not easy for me to write. For some reason I really don't like wife-beaters)

Posted by: Zimriel at July 16, 2010 10:51 AM (9Sbz+)

42

You know the law !  One waifish model and one 210 lb movie star enters, one person leaves.

Posted by: Auntie Entity at July 16, 2010 10:51 AM (t72+4)

43 Let's put Mel Gibson, Bristol Palin and Levi Johnson, Lindsey Lohan and the Barefoot Bandit in a big friggin' bottle and float 'em out into the Pacific.

In fact, let's put the people who are fixated on any/all of them in another big freekin' bottle and do the same with them.

Those'd be humongous bottles, people.

But if that was done, we could let the people on Yap or Howland Island worry about their fuckwittedness, and focus on important (or really funny) shit here.

Posted by: MrScribbler at July 16, 2010 10:51 AM (Ulu3i)

44

What he claims is that he believes she was struck in the temple, not the mouth, and she reacted by biting down hard, breaking her own teeth.

Maybe he farted in the next room.

Posted by: rdbrewer at July 16, 2010 10:51 AM (0ONli)

45 25

Why is Ace burning electrons and bandwidth on the Mel Gibson stuff?


Slow news day.  Not like Bambi is now taking credit for ending the spill:

" This larger more sophisticated cap was designed to give us greater control over the oil flow as we complete the relief wells that are necessary to stop the leak."

Or the recent news about jobs.


Slow news day, move along.



Posted by: Quilly Mammoth at July 16, 2010 10:51 AM (RaKPE)

46 I'd hit it...just not with my fist. He's gotta be fucked up...he probably can't go out to get the mail without some broad throwing pussy at him... And he's going to get all fucked up about a piece of eurotrash with implants.

Posted by: Lt T26 at July 16, 2010 10:52 AM (8EieV)

47 I'm glad I never  tried to defend that idiot or claim he was set up, though it crossed my mind due to his enormous wealth.  It was equally likely he was power mad and crazy.   Which seems pretty obvious now.  Lord Acton nailed that one.  

Posted by: Beagle at July 16, 2010 10:52 AM (sOtz/)

48 33 I'm sorry, are the people objecting to mention of this story claiming it's not a story, or do they object to piling on Mel Gibson?

Posted by: ace at July 16, 2010 02:48 PM (ExQRC)

All of the above.

I think Mel is a whack job and his Russian honey is likely a whore.

The thing is, even if he did hit her, I utterly don't care. So Ace, what's the end-game here? Why the devotion of ink to this? If Whitney Houston starts doing crack and has another fight with her hubby (whomever he is - I forgot) will we hear about that too? God I hope not.

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at July 16, 2010 10:53 AM (oIp16)

49 Let's put Mel Gibson, Bristol Palin and Levi Johnson, Lindsey Lohan and the Barefoot Bandit in a big friggin' bottle and float 'em out into the Pacific.

In fact, let's put the people who are fixated on any/all of them in another big freekin' bottle and do the same with them.

Those'd be humongous bottles, people.

But if that was done, we could let the people on Yap or Howland Island worry about their fuckwittedness, and focus on important (or really funny) shit here.

Posted by: MrScribbler at July 16, 2010 02:51 PM (Ulu3i)

What about me?

Posted by: Tiger Woods at July 16, 2010 10:53 AM (xxgag)

50

Semantics.

Teeth, veneers, does it matter? Answer-no.

If he struck her, he should pay the price. In criminal court, in civil court, in a court of public opinion. Any and all apply here.

(and if she doctored the tapes, well then, she sucks as well. you still don't hit a chick though. ever. unless there is self-defense involved. even then, kid gloves. sorry boys, I didn't make the rules).

Posted by: laceyunderalls at July 16, 2010 10:53 AM (pLTLS)

51 Could also have been an uppercut -- not even a terribly forceful one -- that drove her lower jaw into her upper jaw.  That wouldn't have bruised her lips or cheek either.

That is an awful dangerous blow. Mel might be batshit crazy but leading with an uppercut seems a bit over the top.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at July 16, 2010 10:53 AM (0q2P7)

52 Jack Osbourne has new t-shirt.  It's a picture of Mel and the words "The World Should Just Smile and Blow Me".


Posted by: Quilly Mammoth at July 16, 2010 10:54 AM (RaKPE)

53 Clearly, the cunt deserved it.  Fake or not.

Posted by: Capn' Dan, The News Man at July 16, 2010 10:54 AM (/KHf1)

54 #37  An uppercut would likely have bruised her jaw.

I note a pretty glaring discrepancy between the claim that her teeth were knocked out and that her veneers fell out.

Knocking out a tooth requires a pretty hard blow.

But veneers can literally fall out of the mouth with a sneeze, particularly if they are old.

I don't know the truth of what happened here, but the whole things stinks.


Posted by: looking closely at July 16, 2010 10:55 AM (PwGfd)

55 40

I'm Mel Gibson, bitch!

 

Posted by: Rick James at July 16, 2010 02:50 PM (sOtz/)

She's He's a very freaky girl guy

FIFY.

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent - He's a Superfreak, Superfreak at July 16, 2010 10:55 AM (YVZlY)

56

Why is Ace burning electrons and bandwidth on the Mel Gibson stuff?

Does any one here really care about this crap?

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at July 16, 2010 02:44 PM (oIp16)

Beats another purity steel cage deathmatch.

Posted by: WalrusRex at July 16, 2010 10:55 AM (xxgag)

57 How about a new rule - if it is in anyway related to a divorce or child custody case we give it 48hr to cool down.

Posted by: Jean at July 16, 2010 10:55 AM (XSlA+)

58 In hearing my friends discuss this they say that she signed something before he even took her out saying that she would not ever get any of his money.  they think this is her way of getting money out of him.  And lawyers to the stars everywhere are now inserting a new clause into all the "pre nup" type agreements which says "and, if you have a baby, it will be at the discretion of so and so whether he acknowledges said baby or even decides to support said child, but, you will get nothing".   I guess having a baby is the way around a rock solid pre nup

Posted by: curious at July 16, 2010 10:56 AM (p302b)

59

Beats another purity steel cage deathmatch.

Posted by: WalrusRex at July 16, 2010 02:55 PM (xxgag)

I miss those. Ahhh good times!

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at July 16, 2010 10:56 AM (oIp16)

60

Clearly, the cunt deserved it.  Fake or not.

Clearly, you're joking. Right?

Posted by: laceyunderalls at July 16, 2010 10:57 AM (pLTLS)

61

He's gotta be fucked up...he probably can't go out to get the mail without some broad throwing pussy at him...

It is tuff to deal with at times but you cope and bravely soldier on.

 

Posted by: dananjcon at July 16, 2010 10:57 AM (pr+up)

62 Grigorieva demanded $10million. After Mel denied her demands, she trumps out PROFESSIONALLY tampered audio tapes. Her "witness" dentist denies her story.  Robyn Gibson denies that Mel physically abused her or their children, calling him a wonderful father.

For $10million and even for the chance to ruin Mel Gibson, Grigorieva would break her own teeth.

Hell, it's too easy to do while swimming  in a concrete/tile pools where kids break their teeth frequently by accident either diving in the shallow end or  coming up for air against the side.

I just don't believe Oksana's story as she tells it, accusing Mel of punching at their baby to get to her. If something like that actually happened while they fought with each other, I wouldn't put it past her to have grabbed the baby NOT to protect it, but to thrust it into the scene. Given her own history and her self righteous pretensions broadcasting tampered "evidence", why should I believe her side of the argument over his? The truth is somewhere in between.


Posted by: maverick muse at July 16, 2010 10:57 AM (H+LJc)

63

The thing is, even if he did hit her, I utterly don't care. So Ace, what's the end-game here? Why the devotion of ink to this? If Whitney Houston starts doing crack and has another fight with her hubby (whomever he is - I forgot) will we hear about that too? God I hope not.

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at July 16, 2010 02:53 PM (oIp16)

It looks to me like the end game could be another OJ Does Nichole.

Posted by: WalrusRex at July 16, 2010 10:58 AM (xxgag)

64 "What he claims is that he believes she was struck in the temple, not the mouth, and she reacted by biting down hard, breaking her own teeth."

Really?  Someone gets hit hard enough in the temple to crack their own teeth?
I call bullshit.  Someone gets hit that hard in the temple 90% of the time get knocked out.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 16, 2010 10:58 AM (yQWNf)

65

Beats another purity steel cage deathmatch.

Posted by: WalrusRex at July 16, 2010 02:55 PM (xxgag)

And this is the problem with the party today.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 16, 2010 10:58 AM (/KHf1)

66

Here's something newsworthy to get off of this Mel Gibson crap.

Breitbart: I have tapes !

Posted by: Blazer at July 16, 2010 10:59 AM (t72+4)

67

Clearly, you're joking. Right?

Posted by: laceyunderalls at July 16, 2010 02:57 PM (pLTLS)

Did I beat you when I was passed out in your driveway?  No.

Yes.  It was a joke in poor taste, a genre I work in like others work in oils or clay.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 16, 2010 11:00 AM (/KHf1)

68 What ever happens Mel is surely sorry he took a sip from that fur cup.

Posted by: Quilly Mammoth at July 16, 2010 11:00 AM (RaKPE)

69 I've never gotten a concussion by a blow to the mouth

Posted by: Normal Person at July 16, 2010 11:00 AM (+sBB4)

70 Caps come out easily.  It's not like they are your real teeth.  I don't know, I haven't listened to the tapes, I'm hearing from my friends that the guy is having some kind of emotional breakdown and woopie and tracy are his champions...there is way way more to this story than is coming out.

Posted by: curious at July 16, 2010 11:01 AM (p302b)

71 Slow news day, move along.

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Posted by: Dow Jones Industrial Average at July 16, 2010 11:01 AM (yQWNf)

72

It looks to me like the end game could be another OJ Does Nichole.

Posted by: WalrusRex at July 16, 2010 02:58 PM (xxgag)

Do you really think that Ace would carve up ol' Oksana and then frame Mel for the job, just to ramp up his page views?

BALLSY MOVE ACE!

Go for it dude.

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at July 16, 2010 11:01 AM (oIp16)

73

It looks to me like the end game could be another OJ Does Nichole.

Posted by: WalrusRex at July 16, 2010 02:58 PM (xxgag)

OJ Does Nichole?

Posted by: Charles Gibson at July 16, 2010 11:01 AM (YVZlY)

74 I just looked on Virtual Globetrotting.  Mel already bought her a sweet, sweet house.  I don't know if she owns it or just lives there, but he was taking care of her--if the info is correct.

Posted by: rdbrewer at July 16, 2010 11:02 AM (0ONli)

75 It looks to me like the end game could be another OJ Does Nichole.

Everybody.  Seriously.  Find your fucking glasses NOW.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 16, 2010 11:02 AM (/KHf1)

76 71 Slow news day, move along.

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Posted by: Dow Jones Industrial Average at July 16, 2010 03:01 PM (yQWNf)

Don't worry, I'll be along shortly to rescue this session.

Posted by: George Soros at July 16, 2010 11:03 AM (YVZlY)

77 Woman hitter.

Manbitch.

You can play a hero if you're an asshole in real life. You can't play a hero anymore if you're a whiny, self-pitying, emotionally-unstable freaking-out huffing and panting manbitch...     Aristotle, The Poetics

Posted by: Classics was my other Major at July 16, 2010 11:03 AM (aVzyR)

78 Like my GrandDaddy always told me, never trust a Russian.

Posted by: ColdWarBaby at July 16, 2010 11:04 AM (+sBB4)

79 I just looked on Virtual Globetrotting.  Mel already bought her a sweet, sweet house

Second look at blowing Mel Gibson!!!

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 16, 2010 11:04 AM (/KHf1)

80 seems a bit over the top...

I like the temple theory better, it matches with impact for a hook, or poorly thrown cross. Either way he is fuzzucked, and deservedly.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at July 16, 2010 11:04 AM (0q2P7)

81

I've decided.

I'm going to marry Megyn Kelly.  My wife my not like it but I know my wife and she's no Megyn Kelly.

I'm glad I could share that with you.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at July 16, 2010 11:04 AM (r1h5M)

82

“Oksana lost a veneer and the right front tooth was severely chipped,” said a source, familiar with the law enforcement investigation.

"Lost a veneer"?  Does she have any real teeth in her head or is it, as Mel says, all fake?

Mel; could have done much better.  If he was going to wade into the crazy Russian waters, he could have gotten himself a better looking Russian chick.  There are millions of them.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at July 16, 2010 11:04 AM (5TNVe)

83

You usually can't prenup child support for kids because it's not fair to punish the innocent for the alleged golddigging of the mother.  Though financial, it's not usually permissible to sign away a child's rights, or anything non-financial in a prenup.  

Of course you can draft one and sign it.  But courts still want to decide child support.  Just like you can't get divorce without going to court if you have children, the best interests of children outweigh contract rights and expediency. 

 

Posted by: Beagle at July 16, 2010 11:05 AM (sOtz/)

84 That is to say, if you could sue someone for failure to pay for your services, you could threaten, in an effort to get your money, putting out the word that he's a deadbeat, which would damage his reputation and all, but the law wouldn't call that blackmail. (In most cases -- I imagine you can take this too far.)

Yes, it's called Tortious Interference

Posted by: Quilly Mammoth at July 16, 2010 11:05 AM (RaKPE)

85 FWIW, I bet he is so sorry that he ever went near this woman.  He ended up giving up his wife and 6 kids over it and look, it plainly wasn't worth the sacrifice.  So sure he's angry, wouldn't you be?  He's angry with himself for letting his dick rule his brain.  Looks like he needs counseling more than anything else.   Besides, didn't he come out and say he was a conservative or something in hollywood?  The way those people think, he's getting what he deserves.  The whole situation stinks to high heaven and is very sad.

Posted by: curious at July 16, 2010 11:06 AM (p302b)

86
Where's the photo?

Radar online has got to be the least credible gossip site out there. They make TMZ look like Chet Huntley.


Posted by: you make me want to smoke at July 16, 2010 11:08 AM (uFokq)

87

Can I go OT here? (Too bad I'mma doin' it anyway )

Check out this vid.

Fantastic.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at July 16, 2010 11:08 AM (pLTLS)

88 Beats another purity steel cage deathmatch.

Yeah can we at least let the bruises heal between matches?

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at July 16, 2010 11:08 AM (0q2P7)

89

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Posted by: Dow Jones Industrial Average

Like he said... slow news day. The Dow is bullshit.

"could be bad weather could be good weather, doesn't matter. We could go back, we could go fowards, up down, side to side..."

Posted by: Zimriel at July 16, 2010 11:08 AM (9Sbz+)

90 86
Where's the photo?

Radar online has got to be the least credible gossip site out there. They make TMZ look like Chet Huntley.


Posted by: you make me want to smoke at July 16, 2010 03:08 PM (uFokq)

Hey, what about me?

Posted by: David Brinckley at July 16, 2010 11:09 AM (YVZlY)

91

If he was going to wade into the crazy Russian waters, he could have gotten himself a better looking Russian chick.

Or he could just take a fifth of vodka and drown. Seems to be the thing to do over there

Posted by: Zimriel at July 16, 2010 11:09 AM (9Sbz+)

92 The world has been so upside down lately I'm almost waiting to hear that she was the last russian spy they were looking for and now they are sending her back too,

Posted by: curious at July 16, 2010 11:10 AM (p302b)

93 Looks like he needs counseling more than anything else. 

If he assaulted this woman, he needs something else first. We like to call it consequence.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at July 16, 2010 11:10 AM (0q2P7)

94 Given that forensic audio examiners have declared the tapes to be "edited and tampered with" and that Oksana was speaking into a large diaphragm microphone when she was recorded, they are inadmissible in court to prosecute Gibson.

Given that Okasana apparently demanded $10 million or she would release the tapes she is de facto guilty of extortion.

I suspect that Gibson will be in less trouble over this in the end that Oksana and those who assisted her in editing the tapes and extorting Gibson.

Gibson may be out of control, but there is good evidence suggesting that the lady is many of the things he appears to have called her.

Sad situation......  No good guys there...

Posted by: Kasper Hauser at July 16, 2010 11:11 AM (HqpV0)

95 Didnt Mel say on one of those tapes.. she deserved it (when talking about her being hit with the baby) ?

He is off his rocker and needs some serious mental help before he hangs out with the baby.

Posted by: Timbo at July 16, 2010 11:11 AM (ph9vn)

96
Look, show me pics of bruises and black eyes.
I don't wanna see this broad's broken caps.

Until I see contusions, she's got nuttin.

Posted by: you make me want to smoke at July 16, 2010 11:11 AM (uFokq)

97 P.S.  It is pretty easy for someone to dislodge their own veneers for the sake of a picture too.....





Oh hell, I'm just going to come out and say it,....




LEAVE MEL GIBSON ALONE!!!!

Posted by: Kasper Hauser at July 16, 2010 11:12 AM (HqpV0)

98 Somehow I don't think it'll help Mel's case if he points out that he only knocked her caps out of her mouth, not her actual teeth. Mel is learning the truth that Russian mail-order brides are bad news, as so many dumbasses have done before him. In a way, they deserve each other: a gold-digger deserves to marry an abusive pig. It's karmic justice. I do feel bad for the kids, though. (I bet Mel's ex is going around to everyone right now going, "See? See? I told you!") So yeah, Mel might get a few months in some celebrity country-club and Oksana will get many millions of his dollars to shut her up, and the world will continue to go humpety-bumping right along.

Posted by: Monty at July 16, 2010 11:12 AM (4Pleu)

99 "94 Looks like he needs counseling more than anything else. 

If he assaulted this woman, he needs something else first. We like to call it consequence.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at July 16, 2010 03:10 PM (0q2P7)"

True, but, it hasn't been proven beyond a shadow of a doubt in a court of law that he did in fact assault her so he is innocent until proven guilty.

since he appears to be a yeller, and his ex wife testified that he never laid a hand on her and the kids, I'm guessing there is way more to this story.

Posted by: curious at July 16, 2010 11:12 AM (p302b)

100 It was probably his Prince Albert that did the damage.

Posted by: Pawn at July 16, 2010 11:13 AM (emF0q)

101
And the bigger story here is that Mel said he's broke.

Also, he wasted $5M on this chick...who drove him to smoke!

Posted by: you make me want to smoke at July 16, 2010 11:13 AM (uFokq)

102

OT

But at least it's interesting...

Palestinian closet drunks pissed at Palestinian public drunks:

http://tinyurl.com/3y7r4bd

I mean... if you like that sort of thing.

Elder of Zion

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at July 16, 2010 11:13 AM (r1h5M)

103

Why is Ace burning electrons and bandwidth on the Mel Gibson stuff?

There are other places to go, Jim.  It's a big internet.

Posted by: s'moron at July 16, 2010 11:13 AM (UaxA0)

104 So I take it the recording of Gibons saying he hit her is not reliable?

I don't follow this shit, so I don't know.

If she doctored that, or is letting the lie out there, she's a really dark character.

Posted by: Legendary Former Rapist Kobe Bryant at July 16, 2010 11:14 AM (dUOK+)

105

I've had a tooth capped. The cap fell off after 5 days from eating a potato chip. (This was back when I was allowed to eat potato chips.) That was a cool $60 pissed away. I just go about with a chipped tooth now.

So she wouldn't even have to bite down very hard to lose the cap. On the minus side for her case, she now has to prove that she lose the cap from eating, well, anything.

Posted by: Zimriel at July 16, 2010 11:14 AM (9Sbz+)

106

A little too much Gibson justifying going on here. Sure, could there ever be a better line in a script than "I will burn the house down. But first you will blow me!"

It SINGS! Like something from Joe Eszterhas' Showgirls script.

But, really, the dude hit this chick. I may be old fashioned, but that's a sympathy deal breaker with me. The Left is already painting the Right as blogging in wide sympathy for Mel over this story. Fuck them on that point (and blow me).

But, there is a bit of Mel defending going on here. Not cool. The douche DID leave his wife and large family for it. That fact shouldn't reflect on the Russian turning out not to have been worth it. It should reflect on the douche who left his family for her in the first place.

Posted by: JDW at July 16, 2010 11:14 AM (uw+0A)

107 since he appears to be a yeller, and his ex wife testified that he never laid a hand on her and the kids, I'm guessing there is way more to this story.

Granted, everyman deserves the chance to make his defense. And a lying gold digger (who records and leaks conversations) would not surprise me, also if the tapes were "edited" would not surprise me.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at July 16, 2010 11:14 AM (0q2P7)

108 He is off his rocker and needs some serious mental help before he hangs out with the baby.

I'm sorry, but that's bullshit.  It's his kid, whether he's an asshole or not.

You want to see what violence is?  Get between this asshole and his kids.  The state has absofuckinglutely zero place here.  A man's offspring is his business.  Maybe if the state could hire people that aren't functionally illiterate fucking retards I'd look at it differently.

But probably not.  Luck o' the draw, bitches.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 16, 2010 11:16 AM (/KHf1)

109 He must have told her he wasn't going to pay a dime, since releasing the tapes throws away any leverage she might have had. 

Posted by: rdbrewer at July 16, 2010 11:17 AM (0ONli)

110 Can I go OT here? (Too bad I'mma doin' it anyway )

Check out this vid.

That was scary funneh GOOD!

TY for going OT laceyunderalls.

(I'm pretty sure that when we were diagramming sentences in Jr. High, I could never have envisioned myself, writing the above, with an eye towards national publication.)

Posted by: Classics was my other Major at July 16, 2010 11:17 AM (aVzyR)

111 Somehow I don't think it'll help Mel's case if he points out that he only knocked her caps out of her mouth, not her actual teeth.

If he hits her hard enough to make her fake tits bounce into the nanny's bedroom, let me know, cause I just don't fucking care at the moment.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 16, 2010 11:17 AM (/KHf1)

112

If she doctored that, or is letting the lie out there, she's a really dark character.

She's got really dead eyes.

Posted by: rdbrewer at July 16, 2010 11:18 AM (0ONli)

113

It's no defense, but narcissistic old men act like this.  They go nuts when they hit mid to late 50s.

If he didn't hit her this time, he hit her another time, just being a drunk narcissist.  And a asshole, but I repeat myself.

Because I am incapable of influencing or being involved in this matter in any way, I will say that if he only hit her once,



he missed a golden opportunity.

(damn, but she's an ugly piece of work)

Posted by: s'moron at July 16, 2010 11:18 AM (UaxA0)

114 "108 since he appears to be a yeller, and his ex wife testified that he never laid a hand on her and the kids, I'm guessing there is way more to this story.

Granted, everyman deserves the chance to make his defense. And a lying gold digger (who records and leaks conversations) would not surprise me, also if the tapes were "edited" would not surprise me.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at July 16, 2010 03:14 PM (0q2P7)"

I also think in CA it is against the law to record someone without their knowledge, not so I think in New York where one party can record the other without their knowledge.  So that is interesting right there.

Posted by: curious at July 16, 2010 11:19 AM (p302b)

115 I'm sorry, but that's bullshit.  It's his kid, whether he's an asshole or not.

You want to see what violence is?  Get between this asshole and his kids.  The state has absofuckinglutely zero place here.  A man's offspring is his business.  Maybe if the state could hire people that aren't functionally illiterate fucking retards I'd look at it differently.

But probably not.  Luck o' the draw, bitches.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 16, 2010 03:16 PM (/KHf1)


Really?  Let a violent nutcase take care of a baby?  I think the state has a right to protect a child from an abuser.

Posted by: Timbo at July 16, 2010 11:19 AM (ph9vn)

116

Really?  Let a violent nutcase take care of a baby?  I think the state has a right to protect a child from an abuser.

Posted by: Timbo at July 16, 2010 03:19 PM (ph9vn)

A government job awaits you.  And you'd forget who the ever mother fuck you work for, and be just another asshole in the maze of life that most of America has to navigate in order to be left the ever loving fuck alone by people like you.

Minding your own godammed business never crossed your fucking mind, did it?


Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 16, 2010 11:21 AM (/KHf1)

117 Posted by: curious at July 16, 2010 03:01 PM (p302b)

There probably is a lot more to it than is coming out, there always is. But if he did hit her in the face he deserves any screwing from the court he gets. Especially if she was holding his baby when he hit her.

Posted by: Vic at July 16, 2010 11:21 AM (/jbAw)

118 Meh,

In other news, Ace posted right at noon, setting a record for his blog.

Posted by: Kemp at July 16, 2010 11:22 AM (2+9Yx)

119 If he assaulted this woman, he needs something else first. We like to call it consequence.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at July 16, 2010 03:10 PM (0q2P7)

Word.

Posted by: Only person to ever flunk out with a Womyn's studies Major at July 16, 2010 11:22 AM (aVzyR)

120 So it's not a good time to say, "I'd hit that"?

Posted by: Unk at July 16, 2010 11:23 AM (ZZlas)

121

  Let a violent nutcase take care of a baby?  I think the state has a right to protect a child from an abuser.


There's no evidence he hurt one of his kids.  Ever.  Even his EX, who he left for this whoreski, says as much.  Child abuse and spousal abuse are two different, but sometimes overlapping things.  No kid should be deprived of their real father, unless he endangers the kid.


(PS - I'm not justifying, so much as trolling)

Posted by: s'moron at July 16, 2010 11:23 AM (UaxA0)

122 107

"A little too much Gibson justifying going on here. Sure, could there ever be a better line in a script than "I will burn the house down. But first you will blow me!"

It SINGS! Like something from Joe Eszterhas' Showgirls script.

But, really, the dude hit this chick. I may be old fashioned, but that's a sympathy deal breaker with me. The Left is already painting the Right as blogging in wide sympathy for Mel over this story. Fuck them on that point (and blow me).

But, there is a bit of Mel defending going on here. Not cool. The douche DID leave his wife and large family for it. That fact shouldn't reflect on the Russian turning out not to have been worth it. It should reflect on the douche who left his family for her in the first place.

Posted by: JDW at July 16, 2010 03:14 PM (uw+0A)"

I think that this is not a liberal blog.  Therefore, people don't jump to conclusions and believe half of what they see and none of what they hear.  They give you the innocence you are entitled to until it is proven in a court of law that you are guilty.  This is the problem with liberal blogs as a whole.  They believe anything and everything and run with it and if you try to tell them that they are jumping to conclusions and it doesn't meet the story they want pumped, your post gets deleted and you get unceremoniously dumped.

the posters here are just being fair.  That's something you won't find on the liberal blogs when "the narrative" and "the spin" and not the truth are what's paramount.

Posted by: curious at July 16, 2010 11:24 AM (p302b)

123

Wow, almost makes me nostalgic for the days of constant Lindsey Lohan updates.

 

Ok, no, not really, I can't really back that up.

Posted by: Stuck On Stupid at July 16, 2010 11:25 AM (e8T35)

124 As for hitting a woman, when the biker bitch pulled a knife on my wife and I accidentally broke the drywall with her head, I guess that made me a bastard like Gibson, right?

And her boyfriend was a pussy.  Brave, but a pussy.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 16, 2010 11:25 AM (/KHf1)

125 The tapes were edited, folks.

Hold off on the Mel hate until the hanging.

Posted by: Warning at July 16, 2010 11:26 AM (+sBB4)

126 Why is Ace posting this?

It's his fucking blog.  Any questions?

Posted by: Obvious at July 16, 2010 11:26 AM (O7Q1u)

127 What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, you've already told her twice.

Posted by: Al, the sex poodle at July 16, 2010 11:27 AM (2+9Yx)

128 "127 Why is Ace posting this?

It's his fucking blog.  Any questions?

Posted by: Obvious at July 16, 2010 03:26 PM (O7Q1u)"

Maybe he knows something we don't?  or he is showing the difference between the response of a conservative blog as compared to a liberal one?

Posted by: curious at July 16, 2010 11:27 AM (p302b)

129 117- Fucking Thread Winner!

Posted by: Pelvis at July 16, 2010 11:28 AM (LlaBi)

130 "118 Posted by: curious at July 16, 2010 03:01 PM (p302b)

There probably is a lot more to it than is coming out, there always is. But if he did hit her in the face he deserves any screwing from the court he gets. Especially if she was holding his baby when he hit her.

Posted by: Vic at July 16, 2010 03:21 PM (/jbAw)"

Vic I totally agree with you.  Keep your hands to yourself was a good thing that your mom told you when you stepped out the door to go to kindergarten and she was absolutely right.

But, abuse can go both ways.  I have a friend who has tons of education and he was very sullen.  turns out his wife was hitting him.

Posted by: curious at July 16, 2010 11:29 AM (p302b)

131 he is showing the difference between the response of a conservative blog as compared to a liberal one?

Liberals like life wrapped up in nice little packages with bows on them.. Conservatives have a general view of how shit should go, but always build in "slop room".  Is it "woman beating" to jack a girl in the face when she's holding a .45 to your forehead?  Obviously not.  But to a liberal, you are a misogynist, a word that they can't even spell.

We live real lives, not fake ones.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 16, 2010 11:30 AM (/KHf1)

132 Crazy Russian chick decision table: PRO: 1. The hot ones are REALLY HOT 2. Will do anything not to have to go back to Magnetogorsk. ANYTHING. 3. Incredibly sexy accents, like something out of a Bond flick. 4. Mostly atheists, and blissfully unaware of the concept of sin. CON: 1. Crazy as a shithouse rat. 2. Think yelling is a subtle relationship technique. 3. When pissed off, chilly as the Siberian winds in January. 4. Did I mention crazy? 'Cause it's true.

Posted by: joncelli at July 16, 2010 11:33 AM (RD7QR)

133

I went to all the trouble of having my sister wax my vajayjay on my show and no one's talking about me?

Posted by: Khloe Kardashian at July 16, 2010 11:33 AM (7FgWm)

134

I give birth on my next episode!

Posted by: Bethenny's Getting Married? at July 16, 2010 11:35 AM (7FgWm)

135 "As for hitting a woman, when the biker bitch pulled a knife on my wife and I accidentally broke the drywall with her head, I guess that made me a bastard like Gibson, right?

And her boyfriend was a pussy.  Brave, but a pussy.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz"

Let's not conflate defending yourself from a violent woman from hitting a woman for being slutty or mouthy.  I have no idea what Mel really did, since the woman appears to be extremely dishonest and willing to go to extreme lengths to lie about what really happened (not a typical victim, then).

But people who hit women are usually completely worthless.  Self defense is completely cool, but that's just about the only exception.

I agree that there is no reason to take the kids away with what we've seen, but if he's violent for reals, he shouldn't keep those kids.  It's a shame that the kids will probably be worse off, I agree.  Ideally, we find family instead of foster care.

Posted by: Legendary Former Rapist Kobe Bryant at July 16, 2010 11:36 AM (dUOK+)

136 turns out his wife was hitting him.

Well, let's be honest here, and stop the "beaten woman" emotive/political/publicserviceannouncement shit.  If she wanted a relationship based on violence, she deserved to get it.

My wife would almost certainly kick the everloving shit out of me in a fair fight.  She ain't no goddammed flower to be protected.  She's an adult that will take your fucking ass out if she needs to.

Quit with the "soft bigotry" of low expectations.  It's sexist as fuck, and as the father of a couple of daughters who will stick a round in your ear at 300 yards, I find it highly offensive.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 16, 2010 11:36 AM (/KHf1)

137

Where are my gays?

They'll want to see my pap smear on MY next episode.

Posted by: Kathy Griffin at July 16, 2010 11:37 AM (7FgWm)

138 curious:

That wasn't ragging you.  It could be interepreted that way.  Sorry.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 16, 2010 11:37 AM (/KHf1)

139 "Bristol And Levi Plan To Spawn More!"
Now this is interesting.  Not a word about Mel Gibson but the Tracy Morgan interview, yet he has this up front and center.  So Sarah Palin must really have "the power" if Peres thinks he's going to get more hits with this than with a mel gibson story.

Posted by: curious at July 16, 2010 11:38 AM (p302b)

140 No, Herr, women are much weaker than men and much worse at fighting.

Pick a man and a woman at random.  only 1 out of 100 times is the man not stronger (actual test results in DoD testing were approximately this).  Usually it's not even close.

Hitting a woman is not the same as hitting a fellow man.  It's not soft bigotry, it's reality.  Chicks are not the same as dudes.

Posted by: Legendary Former Rapist Kobe Bryant at July 16, 2010 11:40 AM (dUOK+)

141 132-you are on a roll, however, Lacey has already deemed woman off limits no matter what.  As in no hitting ever. I tend to disagree as I am for equality.

Posted by: Pelvis at July 16, 2010 11:40 AM (LlaBi)

142 "139 curious:

That wasn't ragging you.  It could be interepreted that way.  Sorry.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 16, 2010 03:37 PM (/KHf1)"

 I've been reading your posts for a long time, I didn't for a minute think you were "ragging" on me at all.  But it was so sweet of you to worry about my feelings. thanks.

Posted by: curious at July 16, 2010 11:40 AM (p302b)

143 curious, it's a strange thing for Hollywood to care about.

Of course Bristol and Levi want more kids.  They are getting married.  for some reason, Bristol thinks Levi is the best partner for the rest of her life.  I guess he's got some charm I've missed, but it's amazing that the left will even make an issue of this.

I wouldn't be too surprised, however, if their next kid is born in about 8.5 months.

Posted by: Legendary Former Rapist Kobe Bryant at July 16, 2010 11:41 AM (dUOK+)

144 "141 No, Herr, women are much weaker than men and much worse at fighting.

Posted by: Legendary Former Rapist Kobe Bryant at July 16, 2010 03:40 PM (dUOK+)"

Yeah, you should tell that to the guy who tried to grab my under 5 foot friend in the ABC's at 4 am.  He's only been in the hospital a week and they say in maybe two more weeks he can go home and recuperate there.  Unless of course the police want to discuss his motive for trying to grab her.  And she politely said, "back off or you'll get hurt"

Posted by: curious at July 16, 2010 11:43 AM (p302b)

145 A little too much Gibson justifying going on here. Sure, could there ever be a better line in a script than "I will burn the house down. But first you will blow me!"

It SINGS! Like something from Joe Eszterhas' Showgirls script.

But, really, the dude hit this chick. I may be old fashioned, but that's a sympathy deal breaker with me. The Left is already painting the Right as blogging in wide sympathy for Mel over this story. Fuck them on that point (and blow me).

But, there is a bit of Mel defending going on here. Not cool. The douche DID leave his wife and large family for it. That fact shouldn't reflect on the Russian turning out not to have been worth it. It should reflect on the douche who left his family for her in the first place.

Posted by: JDW at July 16, 2010 03:14 PM (uw+0A)"

 

Yeah, I'm uh, tending to agree with you here JDW.  Gibson already admitted to hitting her in the tapes while she held their kid.  She brought up the issue, to which he replied, "You deserved it!"  But I guess I'm supposed to believe that's part of Oksana's mix-mastering....  Please, even if there's editing of some sort, the tapes weren't made using a Mel Gibson soundboard. 

And as for her being a gold-digger - yeah, so?  Anyone of his celebrity and wealth, possessing half a brain should know that a woman approaching him and making a play for him while he was married was nothing but trouble.  He had the option of keeping his dick in his pants.

I really thought more of the male moron population before this thread.

Posted by: La Mauvaise New Yorkaise at July 16, 2010 11:45 AM (8uZ8A)

146 Hitting a woman is not the same as hitting a fellow man.  It's not soft bigotry, it's reality.  Chicks are not the same as dudes.

Posted by: Legendary Former Rapist Kobe Bryant at July 16, 2010 03:40 PM (dUOK+)

Hit my wife and she'll tear your fucking balls off and feed them to you.  While reading a book.  A bad one.  Out loud.

Then get pissed that you bled out on the floor.

Yes.  It is condescending to treat women as if they can't take care of themselves.  My great grandfather died at a young age, and his wife raised the kids.  The two oldest were girls, so they slaughtered the hogs, shot the vermin, and otherwise did what men would have done had they been there.

Don't mess with my women, because they'll stick you in a box.  I expect no less from my daughters than I do my son.

And may God have mercy on anyone who dares to date them.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 16, 2010 11:45 AM (/KHf1)

147 "144 curious, it's a strange thing for Hollywood to care about.

Of course Bristol and Levi want more kids.  They are getting married.  for some reason, Bristol thinks Levi is the best partner for the rest of her life.  I guess he's got some charm I've missed, but it's amazing that the left will even make an issue of this.

I wouldn't be too surprised, however, if their next kid is born in about 8.5 months.

Posted by: Legendary Former Rapist Kobe Bryant at July 16, 2010 03:41 PM (dUOK+)"

I don't have time to follow this stuff but my friends tell me that they shared this with the tabloid before they told their parents.  So Sarah Palin found out when you did.  So, you might be right.

Posted by: curious at July 16, 2010 11:46 AM (p302b)

148 But it was so sweet of you to worry about my feelings. thanks.

Posted by: curious at July 16, 2010 03:40 PM (p302b)

No man would call me "sweet" about their "feelings".

I didn't know you were testicularly challenged.  ;-)

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 16, 2010 11:47 AM (/KHf1)

149 Posted by: La Mauvaise New Yorkaise at July 16, 2010 03:45 PM (8uZ8A)

I didn't bother to listen to the tapes, don't have the time.  But, someone posted they were doctored and not admissible in court.  So what did he admit exactly if the tapes were doctored.  You don't think someone would go through all that trouble and effort not to have the tapes support what they are saying do you?

Posted by: curious at July 16, 2010 11:48 AM (p302b)

Posted by: YRM at July 16, 2010 11:49 AM (uLoHz)

151 "149 But it was so sweet of you to worry about my feelings. thanks.

Posted by: curious at July 16, 2010 03:40 PM (p302b)

No man would call me "sweet" about their "feelings".

I didn't know you were testicularly challenged.  ;-)

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 16, 2010 03:47 PM (/KHf1)"

I'm a girl.  and my daddy raised me like you raised your daughters..

Posted by: curious at July 16, 2010 11:50 AM (p302b)

152 My point is this:  women are not a disaffected minority, and I'm goddammed sick and tired of hearing it. 

Let my wife go off on this.  It's a fucking sight to behold.  Real Feminism.  Bitch is mean.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 16, 2010 11:51 AM (/KHf1)

153 "Yeah, you should tell that to the guy who tried to grab my under 5 foot friend in the ABC's at 4 am.  He's only been in the hospital a week and they say in maybe two more weeks he can go home and recuperate there.  Unless of course the police want to discuss his motive for trying to grab her.  And she politely said, "back off or you'll get hurt"
Posted by: curious"

Are you seriously saying this is an argument that women are not fairly consistently much weaker than men?

Because it's a terrible argument.  I could tell you that cars are faster than airplanes with that kind of logic.

Women and men are not the same.  That's a lie that I don't really understand the motivation for.  We can have equality before the law without pretending women and the men are the same.

Hitting a man or a women, without a good reason, is a crime.  Leaving that aside, men who hit women are just much worse morally than men who hit men.  Unless they are defending themselves, of course.

There's always someone telling me about this incident where some woman put a man in the hospital.  Usually, if I pay enough attention to the story to meet this woman, she's weaker than an average man.  But I'm sure, 1 out of 100 times, a woman is stronger than a random man.  Just as 99 out of 100 and thus generally, she is not.

Posted by: Legendary Former Rapist Kobe Bryant at July 16, 2010 11:51 AM (dUOK+)

154 She is Russian, so it isn't surprising her teeth are less than completely intact or even cared well for by dentistry.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 16, 2010 11:51 AM (PQY7w)

155 Great.  So now I have to read your posts wondering if there are pics to follow.

I keed....Because I'm a pig.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 16, 2010 11:53 AM (/KHf1)

156 "My point is this:  women are not a disaffected minority, and I'm goddammed sick and tired of hearing it. 

Let my wife go off on this.  It's a fucking sight to behold.  Real Feminism.  Bitch is mean.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz a"

Well, that's true, of course.  Women have it fine.  Men who hit women because they are mad at them are still really lousy people.

It'll probably turn out that Mel Gibson didn't even do this crap, though.  Why would she make the tapes if she already had a case??

Posted by: Legendary Former Rapist Kobe Bryant at July 16, 2010 11:53 AM (dUOK+)

157 nah, I'm not the pic type

Posted by: curious at July 16, 2010 11:53 AM (p302b)

158 Posted by: Legendary Former Rapist Kobe Bryant at July 16, 2010 03:53 PM (dUOK+)

yeah, feminism hasn't worked all that well......oddly enough the glass ceiling is still there and the salaries are still lower than men's salaries for the same job...

Posted by: curious at July 16, 2010 11:55 AM (p302b)

159 okay, i've stayed silent long enough about this Mel witch hunt Ace, the MSM, and Allah want to do:

1. i've heard the tapes and the guy is nuts or drunk as hell to act that way IF true, but I had my doubts from the beginning with her sounding too clam and sounding better on the tape then him, maybe it's true she taped a mad Mel but sometimes what he says is way too over the top for me to think it's real and audio experts, the guy's ex wife, and the woman's own doctor have shown that there's more to this story then we know

2. Mel has been dead silent as far as I know, that's interesting

3. Allah and other atheists are getting their jollies out of this situation because app. if one christian guy (who made a christian film-which I din't like too much anyways) goes nuts, they want to have their fun w/ it too and God just stop it already with the damn Passion of the Christ jokes when mentioning this

4. again, if true the man has gone nuts, needs help, or must be ignored and kept away from the public but let's not act like these new developments aren't worth looking into, I know his a celeb and people like dumping on them but don't jump to conclusions or dismiss the new facts to make your own mind up already, the countless posts on these tapes is really getting irritating and the coverage a little unfair incl. Ace and other's app. all out effort to destroy this guy

i've said my peace now i wait for the aftermath which i suspect won't be good

Posted by: YRM (The Youngest Ace Reader) at July 16, 2010 11:56 AM (uLoHz)

160 Posted by: Legendary Former Rapist Kobe Bryant at July 16, 2010 03:51 PM (dUOK+)

Everything you said is true.  So fucking what?

Yes the average woman is weaker than the average man.  Yes men have the physical advantage.  All true.

What's your point?  That my daughters are delicate little flowers that should have the heavy hand of the state throw aside the very idea of equal protection even if they bite the cock off of a potential rapist, stick a pen into their cerebellum through an eyesocket, and dissolve their body in lye? 

No, your point, from some displaced chivalry, is that equal protection doesn't apply in cross-sex relationships.

Are you running for office, or merely ensconced in a safe job as a prosecutor that's "tough on crime".?

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 16, 2010 11:58 AM (/KHf1)

161

A government job awaits you.  And you'd forget who the ever mother fuck you work for, and be just another asshole in the maze of life that most of America has to navigate in order to be left the ever loving fuck alone by people like you.

Minding your own godammed business never crossed your fucking mind, did it?


Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 16, 2010 03:21 PM (/KHf1)


What? 

Dude.. get a grip.   Protecting children from abusers makes me an asshole?

You might want to attend some counseling yourself.

Posted by: Timbo at July 16, 2010 11:58 AM (ph9vn)

162

Curious, I believe that it's highly plausible that someone with the level of rage exhibited in the tapes (doctored or not) could get physically violent with someone. I'm inferring this because I've experienced it, and because I know what people are capable of. 

I'm not sitting on a jury, so I'm not assessing Gibson's guilt from a legal standpoint.  I'm merely making an inference based on my knowledge of human nature.

Reminds me of the time when I was walking down a dead-end street in the East Village with a friend.  We came on a bunch of teenagers with late-model BMWs and pure-bred pitbulls having an argument about a "missing package".  Am I allowed to make the mental connection that they might be part of the drug trade?  Or did I have to immediately give them every benefit of the doubt?  (Maybe the cars belonged to someone else... maybe they were on their way to a dog show....)

 Is she capable of doctoring the tapes to make it look like he hit her?  Yeah, probably.  Is someone who screams that violently probably capable of physical violence, perhaps having committed it in the past?  Yes, I believe that too.

Posted by: La Mauvaise New Yorkaise at July 16, 2010 11:58 AM (8uZ8A)

163

guess he's got some charm I've missed

And it's not like you could have missed much!


(I'm just guessing here)

Posted by: Levi's Playgirl Shoot at July 16, 2010 11:59 AM (UaxA0)

164 nah, I'm not the pic type

Posted by: curious at July 16, 2010 03:53 PM (p302b)

I'll be the judge of that, woman!!

;-)  

Funny you can learn such minor shit as "sex" about longstanding morons. 

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 16, 2010 12:00 PM (/KHf1)

165

You might want to attend some counseling yourself.

Posted by: Timbo at July 16, 2010 03:58 PM (ph9vn)

DON'T YOU DARE CALL MY THERAPIST!!  GET  YOUR OWN FUCKNG THERAPIST!!!

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 16, 2010 12:01 PM (/KHf1)

166 31 You know what gets in the way of a good blow job?  Teeth.

Posted by: Mel Gibson at July 16, 2010 02:47 PM (xxgag)

The post was funny, the hash made it HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: kathysaysso at July 16, 2010 12:02 PM (ZtwUX)

167

Call me nutty, but with society collapsing all around us, Malcolm Obama running around with a billy club and a blowtorch, and a total Zombie invasion maybe only weeks away, I just cant find the effort required to give a flying fuck about this story.

I dont care about Mel and I dont care about the starfucker lady friend.

Posted by: mike d at July 16, 2010 12:02 PM (W0V5W)

168 Look, show me pics of bruises and black eyes.
I don't wanna see this broad's broken caps.

Until I see contusions, she's got nuttin.

Oh, fuck off.

And I say this as a 'nette who got slapped once in a relationship at age 20 or so and a couple of months down the line found herself fast levitating down a flight of stairs in the family home, and out the door in her jammies, in the middle of the night, in a strange suburb.

Perhaps this proves me a coward in your eyes but I'll have to say that the instinct to flee is pretty powerful in me.

When push comes to shove, I have learned that I'm just not willing to take some contusions in order to "prove" that I am right and that this guy is a dickbag.

Nope.

I will drop all principles and do anything to avoid being contused by someone 2x my size.

Seems, I'm just wired that way, YMMV.



Posted by: Only person to ever flunk out with a Womyn's studies Major at July 16, 2010 12:03 PM (aVzyR)

169 Protecting children from abusers makes me an asshole?

No.  It leans toward the "It takes a village" statism that is the real issue.  Every family has kids in it that were raised by assholes.  Everybody has their cross to bear.  The state now thinks it owns the family, and they intervene in places they don't belong.  That's my Rubicon.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 16, 2010 12:03 PM (/KHf1)

170

Posted by: mike d at July 16, 2010 04:02 PM (W0V5W)

good comment, but app. this is a big story for bloggers who app. think destroying a man's rep while the facts are still blurry is all right

Posted by: YRM (The Youngest Ace Reader) at July 16, 2010 12:03 PM (uLoHz)

171 Maybe she chipped her teeth by capping the oil leak.

It coulda happened, her mouth is big enough.

Posted by: mpfs at July 16, 2010 12:04 PM (iYbLN)

172 Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it.

Posted by: Rodney Dangerfield aka mpfs at July 16, 2010 12:05 PM (iYbLN)

173

Posted by: Rodney Dangerfield aka mpfs at July 16, 2010 04:05 PM (iYbLN)

LMAO

Posted by: YRM (The Youngest Ace Reader) at July 16, 2010 12:05 PM (uLoHz)

174 I'm telling you, the way the world is so upside down, we are going to hear that she was the last russian spy they were looking for and they've sent her back with a 24 hour turnaround and he gets the American citizen kid....

I mean, it all makes sense, right?

Posted by: curious at July 16, 2010 12:06 PM (p302b)

175 But, there is a bit of Mel defending going on here. Not cool. The douche DID leave his wife and large family for it. That fact shouldn't reflect on the Russian turning out not to have been worth it. It should reflect on the douche who left his family for her in the first place.

THIS.

Posted by: Only person to ever flunk out with a Womyn's studies Major at July 16, 2010 12:06 PM (aVzyR)

176 No.  It leans toward the "It takes a village" statism that is the real issue.  Every family has kids in it that were raised by assholes.  Everybody has their cross to bear.  The state now thinks it owns the family, and they intervene in places they don't belong.  That's my Rubicon.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 16, 2010 04:03 PM (/KHf1)


Bullshit.

Posted by: Timbo at July 16, 2010 12:07 PM (ph9vn)

177 But, there is a bit of Mel defending going on here. Not cool. The douche DID leave his wife and large family for it. That fact shouldn't reflect on the Russian turning out not to have been worth it. It should reflect on the douche who left his family for her in the first place.

wrong, we are only asking questions about this situation, we're not specifically defending Mel, just asking the questions that all these types that want to jump to conclusions aren't asking

Posted by: YRM (The Youngest Ace Reader) at July 16, 2010 12:08 PM (uLoHz)

178 Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it.

Leave it to mpfs.

I have to say:  Mel Gibson can afford far more realistic blow-up dolls than that one.
No one has addressed the "ugly bitch" angle, here.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 16, 2010 12:08 PM (/KHf1)

179 "I hope they don't find those damn veneers in the trash. I can't believe she talked me into putting one of her spare sets on her after I pulled those off and took the pictures. I mean, geez, those were practically brand new. But, hell, $10,000 cash for 30 seconds ain't bad for a piece of shit like me. I just wish she would have let me bust her lips & dot her eyes for effect. I mean, really, who in hell is gonna believe this shit? Especially when the dig up her dental records."

Posted by: Dr. Ross Shelden's thought bubbles at July 16, 2010 12:09 PM (nBE5A)

180

Bullshit.

Posted by: Timbo at July 16, 2010 04:07 PM (ph9vn)

Thank you for your probing and informative commentary.

Would you deign to be, shall we say, more specific?


Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 16, 2010 12:10 PM (/KHf1)

181 No one has addressed the "ugly bitch" angle, here.

I actually think she looks pretty hot, but again prob. a little nutty herself, I mean you have to be to be w/ Mel

Posted by: YRM (The Youngest Ace Reader) at July 16, 2010 12:10 PM (uLoHz)

182 Whenever we get sidetracked on these hollywood stories I always get a sinking feeling we are about to get bombed. hope i'm wrong again.

Posted by: David C at July 16, 2010 12:10 PM (ihhMS)

183 My impression is that she is a heartless, insincere, gold-digging bitch for whom he left his a loyal wife and who broke his heart. He is out of his mind with grief and anger at the depths of her greed and perfidy. Make no mistake about it; this woman is a total bitch. You'll notice from the tone of her voice that she is not in the least involved. I think it's blackmail and a set-uip.

Posted by: ahem at July 16, 2010 12:11 PM (m2vr4)

184 179 Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it.

Leave it to mpfs.

Thank you Herr.  I've missed you!
 How's the Frau feeling these days?

Posted by: mpfs at July 16, 2010 12:12 PM (iYbLN)

185 Whenever we get sidetracked on these hollywood stories I always get a sinking feeling we are about to get bombed.

It's Friday.  I fully intend to get bombed.  If mpfs does, too, maybe I can talk her into pictures of her naughty bits.  But first, we go to a livestock sale.

I never buy animals while sober.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 16, 2010 12:12 PM (/KHf1)

186 I think we are protecting the "innocent until proven guilty" thing.

Posted by: curious at July 16, 2010 12:13 PM (p302b)

187

Perhaps this proves me a coward in your eyes but I'll have to say that the instinct to flee is pretty powerful in me.

No, it makes me wonder what you're talking about. I'm not defending anyone, if that's what you're implying. I'm just looking for conclusive proof before I come to any conclusions.


Posted by: you make me want to smoke at July 16, 2010 12:13 PM (uFokq)

188 How's the Frau feeling these days?

She's pissed at me.  How the fuck do you think she feels?!

Actually, she's doing fine, baby looks fine for now, and she has just the beginnings of a cute little baby bump.  I'm giving her constant shit about it.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 16, 2010 12:14 PM (/KHf1)

189

Posted by: ahem at July 16, 2010 04:11 PM (m2vr4)

I wouldn't jump to that conclusion but it looks like it's heading that way to the grief of Ace and others who decided the Mel is abusive meme was the way to go w/o looking into or asking questions

1. why did she record the guy?

2. why does she sound diff. then Mel w/ perfect audio compared to his voice on the tape?

3. why are audio experts claiming it might be tampering?

4. why has the guy's ex who he left come out in his defense?

5. why does her story not match up w/ others involved?

but don't let that get in the way of a good attack w/o facts

AGAIN, if i'm wrong and she's right, the man is evil for doing that, BUT LETS NOT JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS, remember the tapping of Mary Leindrue's phones and how that worked out?

Posted by: YRM (The Youngest Ace Reader) at July 16, 2010 12:14 PM (uLoHz)

190 "I hope they don't find those damn veneers in the trash. I can't believe I threw those away. Why wouldn't Sergio hit me? I told him if he loved me and wanted to make this work, I needed black eyes and smashed up lips. I mean, really, who in hell is gonna believe this shit? Especially when they dig up my dental records."

Posted by: Er, maybe shoulda been Oksana's thoght bubbles at July 16, 2010 12:14 PM (nBE5A)

191 Great news Herr.

Have fun at the livestock sale.

Maybe you can find a new companion for Mel.

Posted by: mpfs at July 16, 2010 12:15 PM (iYbLN)

192 "1 Posted by: Legendary Former Rapist Kobe Bryant at July 16, 2010 03:51 PM (dUOK+)

Everything you said is true.  So fucking what?

Yes the average woman is weaker than the average man.  Yes men have the physical advantage.  All true.

What's your point?  That my daughters are delicate little flowers that should have the heavy hand of the state throw aside the very idea of equal protection even if they bite the cock off of a potential rapist, stick a pen into their cerebellum through an eyesocket, and dissolve their body in lye? 

No, your point, from some displaced chivalry, is that equal protection doesn't apply in cross-sex relationships.

Are you running for office, or merely ensconced in a safe job as a prosecutor that's "tough on crime".?

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 16, 2010 03:58 PM (/KHf1)"

Yeah, your daughters need special protection.  Chivalry is not always misplaced.  This isn't just about legal protections, though.

Should women be able to abuse the law and twist the facts just be accusing a man of hitting them?  No, of course not.  I don't know why you think I said something compatible with that when I said you could hit girls in self defense.

If Mel hit this woman out of anger, that it drastically worse than if he hit a man in anger.  It just is.  If you don't implicitly agree, your head isn't on straight.  But I think you do agree, to be honest.

And curious, I think there is no glass ceiling and women have it fine.  They earn less for doing less.  I know, this isn't a popular view, but it is the truth.  Men have more of the harder and riskier jobs, and while more of the losers are men, more of the absolute badasses are men.  Just the way it is.  Some women are exceptional badasses too, and these women have the potential to do extremely well in life.

Posted by: Legendary Former Rapist Kobe Bryant at July 16, 2010 12:16 PM (dUOK+)

193

Posted by: curious at July 16, 2010 04:13 PM (p302b)

exactly

Posted by: YRM (The Youngest Ace Reader) at July 16, 2010 12:16 PM (uLoHz)

194


a-HEM Morgenholtz.  From above:


Because I am incapable of influencing or being involved in this matter in any way, I will say that if he only hit her once,



he missed a golden opportunity.

(damn, but she's an ugly piece of work)

Posted by: s'moron at July 16, 2010 12:16 PM (UaxA0)

195 Maybe you can find a new companion for Mel.

Posted by: mpfs at July 16, 2010 04:15 PM (iYbLN)

I'll pick up a hog for him.  You can beat hogs without guilt.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 16, 2010 12:16 PM (/KHf1)

196

184-

 

You aren't an investigator, are you? Want some money?

Posted by: Oksana at July 16, 2010 12:16 PM (nBE5A)

197 oddly enough the glass ceiling is still there and the salaries are still lower than men's salaries for the same job...

Have to disagree with you there. When people who actually do real studies looked at it and adjusted for all the factors, people who performed the same job for the same length of time were paid the same salaries.

What the fembots argue is what is an "equivalent" job. 

Posted by: Vic at July 16, 2010 12:17 PM (/jbAw)

198 198 oddly enough the glass ceiling is still there and the salaries are still lower than men's salaries for the same job...

Have to disagree with you there. When people who actually do real studies looked at it and adjusted for all the factors, people who performed the same job for the same length of time were paid the same salaries.

What the fembots argue is what is an "equivalent" job. 
Posted by: Vic

I get $200 for a blowjob.  What do men make?

Posted by: mpfs at July 16, 2010 12:19 PM (iYbLN)

199

Posted by: mpfs at July 16, 2010 04:19 PM (iYbLN)

best. comeback. ever.

Posted by: YRM (The Youngest Ace Reader) at July 16, 2010 12:19 PM (uLoHz)

200 Posted by: mpfs at July 16, 2010 04:19 PM (iYbLN)

you are on a roll....

Posted by: curious at July 16, 2010 12:20 PM (p302b)

201 If you don't implicitly agree, your head isn't on straight.  But I think you do agree, to be honest.

Of course I do, from a man's point of view.  We look at woman hitters about the same way we look at guys with their dick in a goat.

But it is sexist. 

Look, you don't hit women (freaky exceptions involving weapons aside).  You just don't.  But damned if I am going to tell my daughters that there is some special protection for them, because there isn't, and there shouldn't be.  They need to become fully autonomous adults able to take care of themselves.

Yeah I chewed on you, but we don't actually disagree.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 16, 2010 12:20 PM (/KHf1)

202 O/T:  In light of what monty posted as regards someone's appearance on CNBC and what they were told by the producer it is funny to watch them step all over themselves to convince everyone that everything is just fine.

Posted by: curious at July 16, 2010 12:21 PM (p302b)

203

Posted by: curious at July 16, 2010 04:21 PM (p302b)

more details please

Posted by: YRM (The Youngest Ace Reader) at July 16, 2010 12:22 PM (uLoHz)

204 I get $200 for a blowjob.  What do men make?

There's money in that?

Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at July 16, 2010 12:22 PM (/KHf1)

205 OT: WA senate race is leaning GOP

Posted by: YRM (The Youngest Ace Reader) at July 16, 2010 12:23 PM (uLoHz)

206 Posted by: YRM (The Youngest Ace Reader) at July 16, 2010 04:22 PM (uLoHz)

I think he had it in yesterday's financial thread.  It is best read directly rather than described.

Posted by: curious at July 16, 2010 12:23 PM (p302b)

207 I get $200 for a blowjob.  What do men make?

Chairman of the Finance Committee.

Posted by: Barney Frank at July 16, 2010 12:24 PM (/KHf1)

208 Gee someone who screws around on his wife has bad character.  Whodathunk it?

Posted by: rockhead at July 16, 2010 12:25 PM (RykTt)

209
I get $200 for a blowjob.  What do men make?


The presidency?

Posted by: Zombie Frank Davis at July 16, 2010 12:26 PM (UaxA0)

210 208 I get $200 for a blowjob.  What do men make?

Chairman of the Finance Committee.

Posted by: Barney Frank at July 16, 2010 04:24 PM (/KHf1)

maybe for you, but I got the boot

Posted by: eric m at July 16, 2010 12:28 PM (p302b)

211 No one has addressed the "ugly bitch" angle, here.

Irrelevant.

Woman hitter.

Manbitch.

Even if she is physically and spiritually ugly as all get out, makes no never-mind in revoking Mel Gibson's man-card.

Actually fortifies the case, if you ask me.  I would go all retroactive on his ass for getting involved, in the first place.

Do it in sorrow or in anger guys but don't pretend to be perplexed.



Posted by: Deety who loves Manly Men at July 16, 2010 12:32 PM (aVzyR)

212 Can't really support ol mel here, but if she is faking this veneer thing she ought to have them...well you know.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at July 16, 2010 12:35 PM (JSghx)

213 I would never defend Mel Gibson if he laid a hand on a woman period.  That is a deal breaker right there.

But she is a skank and she is going to milk him for every ruble she can.

No one is innocent in this mess.

Posted by: mpfs at July 16, 2010 12:38 PM (iYbLN)

214 These guys say the recordings were altered.  When Mel said "you deserved it" we have no idea what she said.  They could have doctored in her statement that he hit her while she was holding the baby and he was responding to a completely other assertion.  Until there is proof that Mel hit her, I won't believe it based on her seemingly unreliable and changing statements.

http://tinyurl.com/29pbehk

Posted by: Hedgehog at July 16, 2010 12:46 PM (oQIfB)

215 I'm a bit of an Oksana truther.

If he did the stuff she said, he is the most awful kind of person.
But women too often go to the "he beat me" defense to try to get something out of me (or justify killing them). And they aren't always telling the truth.

I'm willing to wait and see.

Posted by: MayBee at July 16, 2010 12:51 PM (00E9/)

216 get $200 for a blowjob.  What do men make?

Posted by: mpfs at July 16, 2010 04:19 PM (iYbLN)

Real men get nothing so I guess women do make more than men for the same job.

Posted by: Vic at July 16, 2010 12:56 PM (/jbAw)

217 I get $200 for a blowjob.  What do men make?

Posted by: mpfs at July 16, 2010 04:19 PM (iYbLN)

A mess all over you when we're done. See Lewinsky, Monica

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 16, 2010 01:00 PM (1Jaio)

218 These guys say the recordings were altered.  When Mel said "you deserved it" we have no idea what she said.  They could have doctored in her statement that he hit her while she was holding the baby and he was responding to a completely other assertion.  Until there is proof that Mel hit her, I won't believe it based on her seemingly unreliable and changing statements.

Exactly

Posted by: MayBee at July 16, 2010 01:00 PM (00E9/)

219 Never trust Russian whores.  I'm Russian, I should know.

Posted by: JB at July 16, 2010 01:45 PM (arkzF)

220

Oksana

You don't have to play that tape tonight

Shaking Mel down for money

You don't have to blow Mel first tonight

Oksana

You don't have to wear that dress tonight

Mel says it shows your pussy

You don't care if it's wrong or of it's right

Oksana

Posted by: Call me Lennie at July 16, 2010 01:46 PM (r/5/5)

221 I know I'm going to get slammed for this, but maybe the golddigger was just digging for gold. We already know why she would fake it. The question is could she fake it? The tapes are odd to begin with. Her voice is crystal clear as if she taped it in a studio. Mel's voice is distant and halting. A lot of what he says doesn't really seem to respond to what she is saying. Faking the tapes is easy as splicing recordings of Mel together or finding someone who does a good impression. The tapes are fishy to me. The only other evidence is the teeth. For millions of dollars there are a lot of people who would knock out their teeth, let alone caps. Not to mention paying a dentist to remove the caps before she went to her dentist. And what about losing them by accident? She may have broken them some other way and only used the photos as further leverage. Look beating women is about as low as you can go and I don't want to defend Mel if he really is this big a scum bag. But every day this smells more and more fishy. Especially since his long time wife (now ex) says he was never violent. This could be a long con for vast sums of money.

Posted by: ChicagoJedi at July 16, 2010 02:12 PM (WZFkG)

222 People who hit people that are smaller than them to gain power over them are kinda scummy... I think nearly everyone here would agree to that.

BUT

If Mel Gibson did this particular scummy thing, I think the judge in his custody case would have revoked his visitation (or at least ordered supervised visitation) when presented with credible evidence.  The fact that the judge, after looking at the evidence presented by Gibson's cheatmate, declined to change anything about Gibson's access to his daughter in any way tells me that the evidence does not prove what Radar claims it proves.

As a woman, you know what pisses me off as much as domestic abuse does?

Women who use society's presumption that men are guilty of whatever women accuse them of to get out of having to fairly deal with their  husbands/boyfriends/baby daddies on matters of custody/property settlement.

Posted by: AmyH at July 16, 2010 02:12 PM (Rharp)

223 Sure, could there ever be a better line in a script than "I will burn the house down. But first you will blow me!"--JDW

"Nobody better shoot. If any son of a bitch takes a shot at me, I'm not only going to kill him, I'm gonna kill his wife and all his friends, and burn his damned house down. Nobody better shoot. ...or I'll come back and kill every one of you sons of bitches."

Ol' Clint has a way with words.

Posted by: maverick muse at July 16, 2010 02:38 PM (H+LJc)

224 THE BITCH DESERVED IT!

Posted by: Ike Turner at July 16, 2010 02:59 PM (5qJM5)

225

Maverick Muse you left out the best part of that quote

You better bury Ned RIGHT! ... Beter not cut up or otherwise harm no whores .. Or I'll come back and shoot every last one of you sons of bitches

Posted by: Call me Lennie at July 16, 2010 03:12 PM (r/5/5)

226 Posted by: ChicagoJedi at July 16, 2010 06:12 PM (WZFkG)

That's basically my take on it as well. If Gibson did this then he deserves everything he gets. The problem is that we only have evidence coming from one side and it doesn't hold together very well. There are a lot of inconsistencies here and people will do some odd things for $10 million dollars. They might even lie!

Posted by: Sharrukin at July 16, 2010 03:13 PM (eYgrz)

227 http://tinyurl.com/29pbehk Tapes faked

Posted by: ChicagoJedi at July 16, 2010 03:23 PM (WZFkG)

228 Women who use society's presumption that men are guilty of whatever women accuse them of to get out of having to fairly deal with their  husbands/boyfriends/baby daddies on matters of custody/property settlement.

I hear 'ya.

But all I'm sayin' is, these tapes PROVE beyond a shadow of a doubt that Mel Gibson is, in fact, a Manbitch.

Posted by: Deety (future smuggler of incandescant light-bulbs) at July 16, 2010 03:30 PM (aVzyR)

229 Another one... tapes faked http://tinyurl.com/2ug6shv

Posted by: ChicagoJedi at July 16, 2010 03:34 PM (WZFkG)

230 But all I'm sayin' is, these tapes PROVE beyond a shadow of a doubt that Mel Gibson is, in fact, a Manbitch.

Posted by: Deety (future smuggler of incandescant light-bulbs) at July 16, 2010 07:30 PM (aVzyR)

Or they could prove that he is making a new movie about a crazy guy who talks to a beaver and his girlfriend got ahold of those tapes and decided to use them with a little creative editing?

Posted by: Sharrukin at July 16, 2010 03:37 PM (eYgrz)

231

People are claiming that Mel abused her because of what he said on the tape. Problem. From what I saw from Mel's side, she was supposedly shaking the crap out of the kid . Whether or not he actually abused/hit her or simply got physical in wrestling the kid away from her remains to be seen. If someone was violently shaking my child, they wouldn't just have "broken veneers." Of course that would happen AFTER the child was safely tucked away.

Ace seems to have decided beyond a shadow of a doubt in kneejerk fashion that he is guilty. I'm not a Gibson fan, but I'm not drawing any conclusions yet. Something isn't right and letting emotions get the better of us clouds our sight, and makes us like liberals.

Posted by: Hard Right at July 16, 2010 05:03 PM (r5Hfb)

232 "But damned if I am going to tell my daughters that there is some special protection for them, because there isn't, and there shouldn't be.  They need to become fully autonomous adults able to take care of themselves.

Yeah I chewed on you, but we don't actually disagree.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at July 16, 2010 04:20 PM (/KHf1)"


Can't argue with that.  women who go out there expecting to be treated super sweetly by the world were not raised properly.


Anyway, I guess this toothless lady was toying with taking Gibson's visitation of his kids away.  That's absolutely the lowest thing you can do to a man.  That she's also lying by doctoring tapes means I have basically no sympathy for her.  You do not fuck around with shit like this.  If you have a real problem with a wife beater, you don't need to make shit up and I don't think such a person would even think to do that.

Posted by: Legendary Former Rapist Kobe Bryant at July 16, 2010 06:34 PM (dUOK+)

233

Looks BS to me. 

To break teeth with a punch would absolute cause soft tissue trauma (lips, etc.).  Her face would be completely bruised and swollen shortly after such a blow (like ten minutes afterwards) and would stay that way for at least a couple of days. 

 

Posted by: Joe at July 16, 2010 06:50 PM (0Gde6)

234

Mel is guilty of being an asshole.  And even some of that is questionable given how the tapes may have been doctored (although a lot of it is obviously Mel). 

 

That does not mean Mel is guilty of domestic violence. 

Posted by: Joe at July 16, 2010 06:52 PM (0Gde6)

235

I'm going to assume that nobody upstream mentioned this, but those are NOT black eyes in those photos. That is a makeup job...a very deliberate, professional makeup job. And, if she was wearing veneers, removing them on her own would be quite simple to do. Remember, he may be a drunk (that much we know) but in all the years he was married to his wife and all the years he has been in Hollywood noone has ever accused him of violence.

I say hang in and see what becomes of this. AND...when someone is as angry as he, it could be quite easy to spray words that are inexact or could easily be misconstrued. I'm not saying he isn't guilty, but something seems alfully fishy.

Posted by: jmflynny at July 16, 2010 07:08 PM (NHK5s)

236

Hey Mel, just because a girl gives good head, you don't have to marry her, you dolt.

In fact, if she's experienced at giving good head, that's a good reason to not marry her.

Posted by: Doo Dah, Doo Dah at July 16, 2010 11:06 PM (sYrWB)

237 Mel is your typical Hollywierd Left winger.  They are all for abusing women, heavy drug use, driving drunk, etc.  He is your average libtard.  I am just suprised they covered it so much.  Only for the money from the publicity, I guess.

Posted by: Hous Bin Pharteen at July 16, 2010 11:39 PM (4yHLd)

238 238 and 240 must be typical libtards too.  They must not realize anyone here would not buy anything from them.  We are not that stoopid.  I think I should go on lefttard blogs and post such crap to get their credit card #'s and have money to burn.

Posted by: Hous Bin Pharteen at July 16, 2010 11:44 PM (4yHLd)

239 The Mel Gibbson story is just a bunch of crap and hype. So he's ranting and raving on a tape, so what, he was mad, people get mad and say all sorts of things they don't mean. As for the abuse charges I just don't buy it. He's way too smart to throw away a great career. Oksana knew her relationship with him was over and what a better way to draw attention to herself and paint him the bad guy to get more money. These so called celebrity magazines will do anything to sell a story. They don't care if it's true or not and people are so easily swayed they believe this junk.

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