September 01, 2010

Rape Case Reinstated Against Wikileaks Troll Julian Assange
— Ace

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Like I said, he has an unshakable alibi.

Plus -- look. What are the odds that an anti-social, narcissistic personality disorder shut-in hacker uber-dweeb who, upon gaining some kind of shabby pseudo-fame and finding women will willingly talk to him for the first time in his life, could possibly lose control?

Come on, the odds of that are like... no greater than 4 in 5. Tops.

The second complaint is back on, too.

he case was dropped by a Stockholm prosecutor last week who said there was nothing suggesting Assange had raped a Swedish woman who reported him to police.

The woman's lawyer appealed the decision and Director of Public Prosecution Marianne Ny on Wednesday decided to reopen the case.

Ny also said that another complaint against Assange should be investigated on suspicion of "sexual coercion and sexual molestation."

That overruled a previous decision to only investigate the case as "molestation," which is not a sex offense under Swedish law.

Posted by: Ace at 07:00 AM | Comments (171)
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1 Thank you for closing that link tag!

Posted by: SnowSun at September 01, 2010 07:02 AM (UAUr6)

2 No way.  That guy is teh uber-ghey.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 01, 2010 07:03 AM (5aa4z)

3 That overruled a previous decision to only investigate the case as "molestation," which is not a sex offense under Swedish law.

WTF???

Posted by: Vic at September 01, 2010 07:03 AM (/jbAw)

4 I still say Bruce Willis should hang and shoot his ass again and do it correct this time.

Posted by: Todd Bridges, first to go bad, last to go down at September 01, 2010 07:04 AM (qL20/)

5

Where in the world do you find this pictures?!

 

Posted by: laceyunderalls cleaning up the water on my keyboard at September 01, 2010 07:05 AM (pLTLS)

6
WTF???
Posted by: Vic

You Americans are so prudish.

Posted by: IreneFingIrene at September 01, 2010 07:05 AM (JNqU9)

7 Next-a- stop-ah Sweden!

Posted by: Male Japanese Train Riders at September 01, 2010 07:05 AM (Hj0nA)

8 There's obvious proof that Assange is guilty: He somehow makes Crispin Glover seem less creepy. He is like Crispin Glover's creepier pedo cousin. On that alone we can convict and sentence him to death.

Posted by: ChicagoJedi at September 01, 2010 07:06 AM (WZFkG)

9

The pudding.

My God, the pudding.

 

Posted by: TallDave at September 01, 2010 07:07 AM (/s1LA)

10 ...suggesting Assange had raped a Swedish woman's poodle is what I think they meant.

Posted by: t-bird at September 01, 2010 07:07 AM (FcR7P)

11 OT: Hope for love-lorn morons:  Resort Attracts Men with Virtual Girlfriends.  http://tinyurl.com/24bzf8s

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 01, 2010 07:08 AM (5aa4z)

12
You really have to have raped the shit out of a girl if the Swedes are prosecuting you.

Those soul-less scandis don't care about sex crimes.

Posted by: i got a girl in kalamazoo...zoo...zoo...zoo at September 01, 2010 07:08 AM (uFokq)

13 Okay, a question here. Now I have no expectations that the Obama/Holder Justice Department will ever seek charges against the nefarious Assange, but is it reasonable to think that a future administration might seek charges against him? Is that even plausible?

Posted by: The Drunken Conservative at September 01, 2010 07:09 AM (EffI7)

14

Molestation is not a sex crime under Swedish law

Another reason I love this blog, travel planning tips.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 01, 2010 07:09 AM (VW9/y)

15 Couldn't happen to a nicer more demonic guy.

Posted by: ParisParamus at September 01, 2010 07:10 AM (bN5ZU)

16

That overruled a previous decision to only investigate the case as "molestation," which is not a sex offense under Swedish law.

Tell me more.

Posted by: Roman Polanski at September 01, 2010 07:10 AM (R2fpr)

17
/looks at pic in ad on mainpage

wow so that's Joe Miller? He looks like a bum.

Posted by: i got a girl in kalamazoo...zoo...zoo...zoo at September 01, 2010 07:10 AM (uFokq)

18 The guy looks a little... off. Maybe it's the lighting. And are those jazz hands?

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at September 01, 2010 07:11 AM (swuwV)

19 That overruled a previous decision to only investigate the case as "molestation," which is not a sex offense under Swedish law. WTF??? Posted by: Vic No wonder they are evil scandis. I hope they burn in hell for all the kids who were molested and nothing was done. And this place is considered to be one of the best places on earth to live? By who, NAMBLA?

Posted by: moki at September 01, 2010 07:12 AM (dZmFh)

Posted by: Penfold at September 01, 2010 07:12 AM (1PeEC)

21 Here's the best part, you'll dig this the most. In Sweden they have rape bars.

Posted by: Vincent Vega at September 01, 2010 07:12 AM (eCAn3)

Posted by: Truman North at September 01, 2010 07:12 AM (HLGCA)

23 looks at pic in ad on mainpage

wow so that's Joe Miller? He looks like a bum.

Posted by: i got a girl in kalamazoo...zoo...zoo...zoo

 

It was terrible.... I was minding my own business, raking in the big Senate bucks, and then... and then he was all over me. And he had an accomplice.....

Posted by: Lisa Murkowski at September 01, 2010 07:13 AM (R2fpr)

24
Can you think of anyone named Julian who isn't either a douche bag or a poof?

Julian Lennon. Julian Bond.

Posted by: i got a girl in kalamazoo...zoo...zoo...zoo at September 01, 2010 07:13 AM (uFokq)

25 Argh, meant to hit another key.

I can picture this guy at Starbucks asking the girls if they want to play with his mouse and then making a really weird giggling sound not appropriate for anyone over the age of 5.

Posted by: Penfold at September 01, 2010 07:13 AM (1PeEC)

26 If Julie Assangst converted to Islam, these things wouldn't be an issue.

Posted by: Fritz at September 01, 2010 07:13 AM (GwPRU)

27 Problem with this guy is that here is a guy for which prison would be something pleasurable to look forward to.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at September 01, 2010 07:13 AM (RkRxq)

28 Here's the best part, you'll dig this the most. In Sweden they have rape bars.

Posted by: Vincent Vega

 

Are these like roll bars?

Posted by: Moron who is totally missing the point at September 01, 2010 07:14 AM (R2fpr)

29
I stopped watching Nip Tuck a long time ago but wasn't one of them named Julian?

It's hard to watch a show when you hate every single character.

Posted by: i got a girl in kalamazoo...zoo...zoo...zoo at September 01, 2010 07:15 AM (uFokq)

30 Blech!  I can't even look at his face.  He makes Carson Kressley look manly...almost. 

To cleanse your palate, here's a very good read:
Obama's Iraq Speech: Bush's Shadow Looms Over the President

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 01, 2010 07:15 AM (M6enm)

31 What that little stain did was evil-the guy who sold him the documents should hang for treason, and this disgusting little worm should be locked away like the Ark of the Covenant in Indiana Jones.

Posted by: moki at September 01, 2010 07:16 AM (dZmFh)

Posted by: HeatherRadish at September 01, 2010 07:16 AM (yhlnw)

33

I still can't believe he stole my 9th grade hairdo.

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at September 01, 2010 07:16 AM (HaYO4)

34 Roman told me they are not rape rape bars.

Posted by: Whoopie Goldberg, friend of Roman Polanski at September 01, 2010 07:17 AM (1PeEC)

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 01, 2010 07:18 AM (M6enm)

36 and the victims are female????  Really?

Posted by: AndrewsDad at September 01, 2010 07:18 AM (C2//T)

37 This guy is a walking sex crime. The people who had sex and created him should be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.

Posted by: either orr at September 01, 2010 07:18 AM (kYwYd)

38 34- wow, since the Korean War. God bless him and his family-at least they know now. Thanks for sharing.

Posted by: moki at September 01, 2010 07:19 AM (dZmFh)

39


Well, at least it's a woman. 


Posted by: Larry Marchant's Wife at September 01, 2010 07:19 AM (qpjtv)

40 I'm shocked - how is he not gay? the hair, the jazz hands, the flair ...

Posted by: Jean at September 01, 2010 07:21 AM (kOLrd)

41 Not possible, a woman was involved.

Posted by: mpfs at September 01, 2010 07:22 AM (iYbLN)

42 Look at the photo --a guy like that would either have to buy it or take it.  I don't think he's getting anyfree  non commercial love thrown his way.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at September 01, 2010 07:22 AM (ktYjH)

43 Whenever I open a website with this person's photo, I first think that it's an ugly girl.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 01, 2010 07:23 AM (uiyhQ)

44 In the photo i think he wants the viewer to see him has "pensive" but all I see is "betamale douchebag still living in mom's basement whining about stale twinkies"

Posted by: Whoopie Goldberg, friend of Roman Polanski at September 01, 2010 07:23 AM (1PeEC)

45

I can't understand why a ruggedly handsome, manly man like Julian Assange would have to force himself on a woman..

...he just radiates alpha male pheromones

Posted by: beedubya at September 01, 2010 07:23 AM (AnTyA)

46 We go out with Julian and cruise for tail all the time.

Posted by: Andi Sullivan, Truman Capote, and Oscar Wilde at September 01, 2010 07:23 AM (MMC8r)

47 The only way that guy could have raped a woman was if by woman you mean young boy and by raped you mean fantasized about.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at September 01, 2010 07:25 AM (cxGtL)

48 Female victim? No way.

Posted by: dagny at September 01, 2010 07:25 AM (1NmKQ)

49 It's that Martha Plimpton vibe.

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at September 01, 2010 07:26 AM (HaYO4)

50 11 OT: Hope for love-lorn morons:  Resort Attracts Men with Virtual Girlfriends.  http://tinyurl.com/24bzf8s

*sighs*, what's next, a resort that'll provide complementary, customized robot sex-dolls for the lonely?

The big problem with the Japanese is that they don't know how to be subtle.  Just look at any of their anime or video games and you'll see what I mean. 


Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 01, 2010 07:27 AM (9hSKh)

51 Joanie,
That is one ugly woman right there (Martha).  Haven't seen her around for years.  May have an IMDB looksee. 

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 01, 2010 07:28 AM (M6enm)

52 44: you nailed it. He looks so gay, I can't imagine any women are expecting to have sex when they date him, they probably think they are just going to get some queer eye fashion advise.

Posted by: Palerider at September 01, 2010 07:28 AM (vL0Nv)

53 All red text, Ace?  Are you going Commie on us?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 01, 2010 07:28 AM (9hSKh)

54 Oh, God, did you have to use that picture of me?  I HATE that picture.  Makes me look so angry.  And look at my hair!  Ick.

Plus, I think I look too butch, don't you?


Posted by: Julian Assange at September 01, 2010 07:29 AM (EW49d)

55

OT: Government Motors sales down 25% from August of last year.

Recovery Summer Baby!

Posted by: robtr at September 01, 2010 07:30 AM (fwSHf)

56

"That is one ugly woman right there (Martha).  "

It's the horsey man-jowls. 

 

 

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at September 01, 2010 07:31 AM (HaYO4)

57 Has anyone determined if she's hot yet?

Posted by: alexthedude at September 01, 2010 07:32 AM (0WLbw)

58

This guy has "stranger danger" written all over him ... the kind of guy that if you saw staring at your kid too long you would have a nice “talkin’ to” with.

Posted by: Mike H at September 01, 2010 07:32 AM (bPW+f)

59

There has to be some young boy loving involved here, in some way.

He looks like he has a NAMBLA membership.

Posted by: Rev Dr James Caan at September 01, 2010 07:33 AM (tcSZb)

60 That overruled a previous decision to only investigate the case as "molestation," which is not a sex offense under Swedish law.

Huh?

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at September 01, 2010 07:33 AM (554T5)

61 the women were asking for it: one had dressed like an altar boy, the other as a cub scout.

Posted by: cali grump at September 01, 2010 07:35 AM (1tJr/)

62 60 This guy has "stranger danger" written all over him ... the kind of guy that if you saw staring at your kid too long you would have a nice “talkin’ to” with. Posted by: Mike H at September 01, 2010 11:32 AM (bPW+f) Maddox nails it once again: How to spot a pedophile

Posted by: alexthedude at September 01, 2010 07:35 AM (0WLbw)

63

He looks like the love child of a Die Hard villain and Carson from "Look Good Naked".

Posted by: EZB at September 01, 2010 07:36 AM (Ty06w)

64 I still maintain that Assmunch looks like a cross between Andy Warhol and Glenn Close.

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at September 01, 2010 07:36 AM (554T5)

65 Oh my!

Posted by: George Takei at September 01, 2010 07:36 AM (DHNp4)

66 Huh? Posted by: Soap MacTavish at September 01, 2010 11:33 AM (554T5) The Law is like Physics, its just a matter of time before a reporter screws it up by trying to think. Foreign Law is no better. I would put money on the definition of "molestation" either a)getting lost in translation or b) screwed up in an impenetrable simile.

Posted by: alexthedude at September 01, 2010 07:38 AM (0WLbw)

67 Sorry, but pedophiles look pretty average, often harmless and very often childlike themselves.  Which is why they often get access to kids.

Posted by: EZB at September 01, 2010 07:38 AM (Ty06w)

68 It's kinda fun watching lefties hang themselves.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at September 01, 2010 07:38 AM (WF5bO)

69 Oh, sure, the PUDDING picture was put below the fold!

Posted by: Merovign, Strong on His Mountain at September 01, 2010 07:39 AM (bxiXv)

70 By "woman" they really mean 14 year old boy.  At least it wasn't rape-rape.

Posted by: Hedgehog at September 01, 2010 07:41 AM (oQIfB)

71
We need a caption contest for that photo.  Or else get it below the fold.  I feel like it made me a little gay.

Posted by: dan-O at September 01, 2010 07:42 AM (bRLuD)

72 Jazzhands are popular in prison. lucky for him

Posted by: Ben at September 01, 2010 07:43 AM (wuv1c)

73

That overruled a previous decision to only investigate the case as "molestation," which is not a sex offense under Swedish law.

I really hate when the Europeans make judgements against Americans.  Pervs.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at September 01, 2010 07:43 AM (WF5bO)

74 That is one ugly woman right there (Martha).  Haven't seen her around for years.  May have an IMDB looksee.


She was on a cool episode of Fringe earlier this year.


Posted by: Drinky Crow at September 01, 2010 07:47 AM (mAm+G)

75

Assange had raped a Swedish woman's underage son who reported him to police.

Makes more sense that way

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 01, 2010 07:47 AM (1Jaio)

76 We need a caption contest for that photo.



"I'm dreaming of leaking Dick Cheney."

Posted by: Drinky Crow at September 01, 2010 07:48 AM (mAm+G)

77 I am liking that the victim can appeal the decision to prosecute in Sweden, we need that here.

Posted by: Jean at September 01, 2010 07:48 AM (L2+HZ)

78 speaking of conspiracies, i am reminded of the commenter who resently posted on a ny times article: people aren't aware how close we came to losing our democracy under bush. there are people who still believe that. well, i have big news for them! notice how obama calls chimpy mcbushitler before his oval office addresses? that's because bush DID take power! obama is his tool, his "house tom". bush is running him from texas & all the while darth cheney is cashing in & rove is laughing his arse off at the sheeple.

Posted by: gomm at September 01, 2010 07:49 AM (7JES6)

79

That overruled a previous decision to only investigate the case as "molestation," which is not a sex offense under Swedish law.

In Europe, molestation is a feature not a bug?

Posted by: dagny at September 01, 2010 07:49 AM (HmMJp)

80 Gomm, you're drinking before noon again? Naughty.

Posted by: dagny at September 01, 2010 07:50 AM (HmMJp)

Posted by: gomm at September 01, 2010 07:50 AM (73jUp)

82
ot:  NOW can we money-bomb Miller for his campaign, oh keepers of the concern?

Posted by: Dang Straights at September 01, 2010 07:53 AM (fx8sm)

83 I've said it before and I'll say it again:  Parachute him deep into Taliban country and let him know the true meaning of rape, and getting your head sawed off with a dull knife later.

I'm a giver that way.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 01, 2010 07:53 AM (UOM48)

84 52 11 OT: Hope for love-lorn morons:  Resort Attracts Men with Virtual Girlfriends.  http://tinyurl.com/24bzf8s

*sighs*, what's next, a resort that'll provide complementary, customized robot sex-dolls for the lonely?

The big problem with the Japanese is that they don't know how to be subtle.  Just look at any of their anime or video games and you'll see what I mean. 


Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 01, 2010 11:27 AM (9hSKh)

And theres somthing wrong with that?

Posted by: Director of Public Relations, Westworld Inc. at September 01, 2010 07:53 AM (H+oXM)

85 #82  In Europe, molestation is a feature not a bug?

Why not?  The Euro citizenry are used to their "betters" screwing them over, with the EU being the latest incarnation, the institutional equivalent, of that sex-chair that George Clooney used in Burn After Reading.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 01, 2010 07:54 AM (9hSKh)

86 I think we could make a love connection with Adam "Jazzhands" Gadahn and Julian Assbang.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 01, 2010 07:55 AM (UOM48)

87 If this guy did anything to anyone he'd have to drug them first - geez I bet my 7 daughter could kick his ass.

Posted by: Roadking at September 01, 2010 07:57 AM (Tf6L4)

88 Molestation isn't a sex offense in Sweden?  The hell?  Even the Japanese arrest people for groping, and they gave the world tentacle porn.  What's the Swedes' excuse?

Posted by: MWR at September 01, 2010 07:58 AM (4df7R)

89 was it a woman woman? or a man in transition woman?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at September 01, 2010 07:59 AM (eOXTH)

90 Maybe his check bounced.

Posted by: Nighhawk at September 01, 2010 08:00 AM (OtQXp)

91

Somehow, the word "sex" and that pic of Assmange just don't fit together.

At least the word sex as we know it.

You know, with live humans.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 01, 2010 08:01 AM (kFODZ)

92 I didn't rape anyone.  I just told her she couldn't accessorize, that's all.  Bitch.

Posted by: Julian Asshole at September 01, 2010 08:01 AM (VDgKF)

93 I worry about the Swedish farmers.  The goat and sheep farmers.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 01, 2010 08:02 AM (UOM48)

94 If you want any verification of my virility, check with Barney Frank.

Posted by: Julian Assange at September 01, 2010 08:03 AM (kYwYd)

95 If you click through to the original story, the picture of him there shows that he's cut his hair and dyed it brown. Now he kinda looks like Gordon Ramsay, if Gordon Ramsay was an AIDS patient.

An AIDS patient with a tapeworm and a heroin addiction.

Seems to me this Rump Ranger is trying to lower his profile. All the new look makes me want to do is follow up my fist to his suckhole with a few elbow smashes.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at September 01, 2010 08:03 AM (vip56)

96 Did they get Dr. Doolittle to translate for his victims?

Posted by: Quilly Mammoth at September 01, 2010 08:03 AM (c3i/K)

97 Anyone here read Terry Pratchett?  Familiar with Hogfather?  Tell me Assange here doesn't look EXACTLY like Teatime.  All he needs is a creepy milky eyeball.

Posted by: MWR at September 01, 2010 08:04 AM (4df7R)

98 All I want to know is do they have cell mates named Bubba in swedish prisons?

Posted by: ChiTown Jerry at September 01, 2010 08:04 AM (f9c2L)

99

He will get justice, and in the end, Empire of jeff will be proven right.

(See that? My comment was almost pluperfect!)

Posted by: FireHorse at September 01, 2010 08:05 AM (sWynj)

100 O/T  Drudge still has the pic up of Barky with his umbrella-wrestling mitt on the poor soldier's shoulder.  Wish someone could photo-shop a few flies on Dear Leader's face.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 01, 2010 08:05 AM (UOM48)

101 Team USA just tipped off against Iran in the Basketball World Championships. Tune in to ESPN to see Mahmoud's finest get their asses handed to them.

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 01, 2010 08:05 AM (hV/FZ)

102 Do jazz hands include dirty fingernails? Ugh.

Posted by: Louie at September 01, 2010 08:06 AM (DTfXb)

103

Team USA just tipped off against Iran in the Basketball World Championships.

Iran, Number One!

Posted by: Iron Sheik at September 01, 2010 08:07 AM (sWynj)

104 83 Gomm, you're drinking before noon again? Naughty.

Posted by: dagny at September 01, 2010 11:50 AM (HmMJp)


It's noon somewhere

Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Pro Debate Team, Bacon Raconteur at September 01, 2010 08:08 AM (eCAn3)

105 Can you think of anyone named Julian who isn't either a douche bag or a poof?

You wanna fuck with me?

Posted by: Julian Caesar at September 01, 2010 08:11 AM (ac/As)

106

Chris Mathews!  This guy is perfect - ner I say pluperfect - for Chris Mathews!

Perfect shithead marriage made in ... well... you know.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at September 01, 2010 08:12 AM (RkRxq)

107

"An AIDS patient with a tapeworm and a heroin addiction."

You just described the Rolling Stones and half of Philadelphia.

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at September 01, 2010 08:14 AM (HaYO4)

108 101 Anyone here read Terry Pratchett?  Familiar with Hogfather?  Tell me Assange here doesn't look EXACTLY like Teatime.  All he needs is a creepy milky eyeball.

I do, I am, and he does.

Have you seen the Hogfather movie? It's an Instant View on Netflix.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at September 01, 2010 08:18 AM (PLvLS)

109 Silk Wigs, Real Wigs, Rubber Wigs, Shrimp Wigs, Cotton Wigs, Horse Hair Wigs, Dog Hair Wigs, Cat Hair Wigs, Gerbil Wigs, Silk Wigs, Real Wigs, Rubber Wigs, Shrimp Wigs, Cotton Wigs, Horse Hair Wigs, Dog Hair Wigs, Cat Hair Wigs, Gerbil Wigs, Wait WTF a girl?? She raped a Girl????? NO WAY!!!!

Posted by: Lace Wigs at September 01, 2010 08:20 AM (ngD76)

110 So a reach around is considered molestation in Sweden? I'll make sure I stay away from there.

Posted by: Roman Polanski at September 01, 2010 08:22 AM (aaULJ)

111

Pfft...I knew my Creepo-Meter wasn't wrong...my gadar is damn accurate as well. He's playing both sides of the field (NTTIAWWT) as well and I highly suspect he likes em young.

May he rot in hell...scumbag.

 

 

Posted by: dananjcon at September 01, 2010 08:22 AM (pr+up)

112 Would you like to touch my monkey?

Posted by: Julian Assage at September 01, 2010 08:23 AM (ac/As)

113 Hello, Morons! I've finally decided to delurk. I come bearing a link, http://www.wikileakileaks.org/ as an offering. (Now where do I find the comment markup format? Plain HTML? BBCode? Markdown? Other?)

Posted by: bitblt at September 01, 2010 08:23 AM (oMjxw)

114 Wheeeee!

Blondes have more fun!

Posted by: Julian Assange at September 01, 2010 08:24 AM (oAZ1S)

115 Seriously?  You actually think I'm attracted to women?

Posted by: Julian Assange at September 01, 2010 08:24 AM (VmtE9)

116

I thought so.

Posted by: rdbrewer at September 01, 2010 08:25 AM (0hqOl)

117 re the headline.

Posted by: rdbrewer at September 01, 2010 08:26 AM (0hqOl)

118 personally, I call into question the sexuality of anyone whose last name sounds like "ass massage".

Posted by: el mao at September 01, 2010 08:26 AM (/8qpd)

119 It puts the lotion on its skin.

Posted by: Julian Assange at September 01, 2010 08:27 AM (0hqOl)

120
arrrrgh

that assmunch's mug is harshing my surfing mellow

Posted by: i got a girl in kalamazoo...zoo...zoo...zoo at September 01, 2010 08:27 AM (uFokq)

121 Hello, Morons!

I've finally decided to delurk.

Posted by: bitblt

 

Dunno, as I am too lazy to figure that out. In any event, welcome to the sunlight. What kind of alchohol did you bring?

Posted by: AoS Welcoming Commitee at September 01, 2010 08:28 AM (R2fpr)

122 The CIA runs Sweden.  They're just trying to ruin me.

Posted by: Julian Assange at September 01, 2010 08:29 AM (0hqOl)

123 Would you like to touch my monkey?

Posted by: Julian Assage

 

Is any coke or stimulus involved?

Posted by: Moron who responds when clearly he should not at September 01, 2010 08:29 AM (R2fpr)

124 Hi, bitbit!  What is your favorite color?  How large are your breasts?

Posted by: Julian Assange at September 01, 2010 08:30 AM (0hqOl)

125

You just know stomping that bastard into a shitstain would be a lot of fun.

Posted by: maddogg at September 01, 2010 08:30 AM (OlN4e)

126 Wait....  you honestly think I would have had sex ... with a woman???

EEEWWwwwwwwwwwwwww..................................

Posted by: Julian Assange at September 01, 2010 08:33 AM (EW49d)

127 (Now where do I find the comment markup format? Plain HTML? BBCode? Markdown? Other?)
----

In Firefox you get formatting tools above the box*.  I discovered this by accident.  Some of the other browsers don't provide it. 

*unless the system is fucked up, which happens semi-frequently, in which case you get whatever the format the gerbils want to throw out that day. 

Posted by: Y-not at September 01, 2010 08:33 AM (osFsP)

128

You people make me sick.

 

Posted by: furry cow I mean furrowed frau i mean what ever that douchnozzle's name was at September 01, 2010 08:35 AM (pr+up)

129 Ace, i'm thinkin you might want to check in on the kids playing in the chrissy matthew's sandbox

Posted by: curious at September 01, 2010 08:36 AM (p302b)

130

in which case you get whatever the format the gerbils want to throw out that day.

MMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..........gerbils........mmmmmmmmmm

Posted by: Richard Gere at September 01, 2010 08:37 AM (OlN4e)

131 "I wish I could be more butch...like Christopher Lowell."

Posted by: Hey.Wheres.Barry at September 01, 2010 08:39 AM (gQLr2)

132 101 Anyone here read Terry Pratchett?  Familiar with Hogfather?  Tell me Assange here doesn't look EXACTLY like Teatime.  All he needs is a creepy milky eyeball.

As Susan Sto Helit said about Teatime's childhood: "You were the little boy that looked up little dolls dresses"

Yup, works exactly.

Posted by: Quilly Mammoth at September 01, 2010 08:40 AM (c3i/K)

133 132 Ace, i'm thinkin you might want to check in on the kids playing in the chrissy matthew's sandbox

Do you mean Jones and his family tree link?  I didn't follow it.  Birther? 

Posted by: Y-not at September 01, 2010 08:40 AM (osFsP)

134
This guy looks like the demon spawn that John cusack will send in to murder Fox News and Dick Army.


Posted by: Lemon Kitten at September 01, 2010 08:44 AM (0fzsA)

135

Y-not

Happy belated birthday!

Posted by: maddogg at September 01, 2010 08:45 AM (OlN4e)

136 111 Have you seen the Hogfather movie? It's an Instant View on Netflix.
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Lots of fun. Netflix also has The Colour of Magic, which is also good; don't know if they have it for instant view.

Posted by: Anachronda at September 01, 2010 08:45 AM (IrbU4)

137 Wasn't he the white haired punk gay boy toy in The Road Warrior movie? It was filmed in Australia, just sayin'.....

Posted by: FreakyBoy at September 01, 2010 08:46 AM (uKraB)

138

O/T:  You know how Obama likes to throw out the occasional international pronounciation, like Pockystan?  He just spoke with Bibi and mentioned Hosni Mubarak, saying "President Mubaddak."

"Mubaddak," the pretentiously self-important way to say "Mubarak."  Since I'm an elite, I guess I'll have to say it that way too.  You know, to keep my with-it group street cred.

Posted by: rdbrewer at September 01, 2010 08:48 AM (0hqOl)

139 Molestation a crime?  You  racists  --  we'd have to arrest Asian yutes by the hundreds!

Posted by: Säkerhetspolisen at September 01, 2010 08:48 AM (dr2E6)

140 101 Anyone here read Terry Pratchett?  Familiar with Hogfather?  Tell me Assange here doesn't look EXACTLY like Teatime.  All he needs is a creepy milky eyeball.

The mental image of Susan Sto-Helit throwing a poker through Teatime Assange made my day. Thanks.



Posted by: RightWingProf at September 01, 2010 08:49 AM (UOcNk)

141 138 This guy looks like the demon spawn that John cusack will send in to murder Fox News and Dick Army.

If that's the best John Cuscak can summon, I think Fox News and Dick Army will make it through unscathed.  Hell, Billy Zane as "The Collector" in the Tales from the Crypt movie was more scarier than this dude. 

143 Molestation a crime?  You  racists  --  we'd have to arrest Asian yutes by the hundreds!

You guys Scandis don't do well with deterring and prosecuting rapists by said group either.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 01, 2010 08:52 AM (9hSKh)

142 Hate to interrupt, but would one of you morons carry my crap to the recycling center for me?  Gaia and I thank you.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 01, 2010 08:57 AM (UOM48)

143 That guy looks like David Spade, except Spade is actually pretty good at getting chicks.  

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 01, 2010 08:58 AM (T1boi)

144 Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 01, 2010 12:52 PM (9hSKh)

Tell me about it.

Posted by: The revolving door at the Säkerhetspolisen at September 01, 2010 09:02 AM (dr2E6)

145

another complaint against Assange should be investigated on suspicion of "sexual coercion and sexual molestation."

 

Molestation is probably assault in Sweden, just not sexual assault.  I wonder what sort of "coercion" he could have used short of threatening with a weapon?  Blackmail?  or did he threaten with a weapon?

Just wondering.

Posted by: Speller at September 01, 2010 09:03 AM (qaOKJ)

146 Exactly how many creepy pictures of this guy are there?

Posted by: csm at September 01, 2010 09:04 AM (CDY3q)

147 Sweden.  Isn't that the country that distributes pamphlets explaining the "humane" way to copulate with horses? 

Posted by: kathysaysso at September 01, 2010 09:06 AM (ZtwUX)

148 What kind of alchohol did you bring?
Not usually much of a drinker.  Rum and coke's my default.  Bacardi okay?

What is your favorite color?
Tyrian purple

How large are your breasts?
Male... 'nuf said.

In Firefox you get formatting tools above the box
Thanks.  Didn't work in Safari, but I can go with Firefox too.

Posted by: bitblt at September 01, 2010 09:11 AM (oMjxw)

149

The mental image of Susan Sto-Helit throwing a poker through Teatime Assange made my day. Thanks.

*bows*  I do what I can.

I've seen the Hogfather telefilm, but not The Colour of Magic.  I want to see the latter, but as much as I enjoy Sean Astin's work I cannot envision him as Twoflower.  I just... can't.

Posted by: MWR at September 01, 2010 09:15 AM (4df7R)

150 147 Hate to interrupt, but would one of you morons carry my crap to the recycling center for me?  Gaia and I thank you.

I will, if you can wait 10 hours for me to drive down, .


Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 01, 2010 09:25 AM (9hSKh)

151

Exactly how many creepy pictures of this guy are there?

I would say probably every one ever taken of him (even with the brown hair he looks like a creepy twerp).  So quite a few.

Posted by: MWR at September 01, 2010 09:28 AM (4df7R)

152 Not all liberals are perverts and child molestors but most perverts and child molestors are liberals.

Posted by: TrickyDick at September 01, 2010 09:32 AM (bVka+)

153 He wasn't trying to rape her.  He was trying to make a girl suit like Buffalo Bill in Silence of the Lambs.

Posted by: baldilocks at September 01, 2010 09:39 AM (vBppj)

154 19 He wants their skin for his woman suit.

Posted by: toby928 at September 01, 2010 11:11 AM (S5YRY)



Dang.  I should have known I wouldn't be the first to crack this case.

Posted by: baldilocks at September 01, 2010 09:41 AM (vBppj)

155 sheeeesh - who would want to get raped by him?

Posted by: iam7545 at September 01, 2010 09:43 AM (/nm9d)

156 Hmmm.

So.  Does this mean the prosecutor unlawfully dismissed the case the first time due to politics?

Posted by: memomachine at September 01, 2010 10:34 AM (MwCol)

157

@ 148,

Indeed, Spade is.  I believe he knocked up a Playboy playmate - he's good at getting them, he's just not good at pulling out ;-)

Posted by: The Flying Dutchman, aloft on winged klompen at September 01, 2010 10:56 AM (YE0/l)

158 Julian Assange doesn't seem to belong to any known gender.

Posted by: Northernlurker at September 01, 2010 01:07 PM (PX1hH)

159 This full paragraph from the story might be worth reading by many posting above: "Molestation is not a sex crime under Swedish law, but covers offenses such as reckless conduct or inappropriate physical contact. It can result in fines or up to one year in prison."

Posted by: David at September 01, 2010 10:05 PM (f15y0)

160 Somebody said "...I enjoy Sean Astin's work..." He actually came right out and said that.

Posted by: David at September 01, 2010 10:07 PM (f15y0)

161 Eric Wareheim: Excuse me, we don't appreciate being called rapists! Neil Hambrger: Then DON'T RAPE.

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