1 Lithopedion. Finally, a racial classification we can mock mercilessly.

2 (I guess they're never going to fix the run amok italics in the side headlines...) Ref the beloved Triceratops: First they came for Pluto and I said nothing because I wasn't a planet...

3 Does that headline mean that Tommy Lee is shooting it up straight into his cock now?

4 How you doin'?

5
wow this is reminiscant of Ace's old Ministry of Silly Links^tm posts.

or was it lauraw who used to do that?

6

Giving up perfectly fresh cocaine for a live chikkin?

The python acted stupidly.

7 3 Does that headline mean that Tommy Lee is shooting it up straight into his cock now?

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at August 13, 2010 04:38 PM (olRjO)

Man...I'm REALLY tired; I need a f'in break.

8 It just never ends.

9 Duck, everyone! Duck!

10 I saw the headline and thought it would be about the "Jazz Hands" Wikileaks guy.

11 Okay..what cha' want? An eight ball? I got it covered.

12 Her $50,000 lawsuit, which says Donald Duck grabbed her breast

Hiya, toots!

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!

13

Animal services were called to capture the snake, which was tempted into captivity using a whole chicken and sent to a nearby zoo.

Oh sure, there's always got to be a chicken involved...

14 I'll pay! I'll pay! Just get that ###### away from me!
Man, I hate me some mother-####### snakes.

15

Hey guys, I showed Nikki my albino python IYKWIMAITYD...

16 "(uFokq)" Okay, how'd you do this? And you fuck, too.

17 At least she wasn't fucking Goofy.

18

Since I guess it's FIAF I'm throwing this up--

I get to drive by this damn billboard every single day to work.

The putz that put this up (see beathboehner.com) doesn't even see the irony here. Considering that Congress only worked some 130+ days this year and given his Party Leader's proclivities to hit the links, it's not a smart use of campaign funds.

BTW-Boehner's office is denying it was anywhere near 119 rounds. Not sure how the oppo researchers even came up w/that number.

19 I wonder if Daisy Duck will get the same type of settlement as Tiger's wife?

20

There's a reason I ain't wearing pants, sweetie...

21 I'm glad we have these work-safe topics

22 Instead new research has raised the possibility that the triceratops was just a young version of a different dinosaur known as a torosaurus.

Next thing you're going to tell me is that the raptors in Jurassic Park didn't look as badass in real life.

Raptors were covered in feathers *link to Cracked article*.

/Damn.

23 BTW-Boehner's office is denying it was anywhere near 119 rounds. Not sure how the oppo researchers even came up w/that number.

They pulled it from the same place that the CBO pulled the budget projections for ObamaCare from.

24 Donald's a Peking, isn't he? But I love the alliteration.

25 Fucking typical , the Man , using a chicken , to keep the white snake down .

26 Does the story mention which one it was? I'm guessing Eric Idle.

27 Listen you can trust Albino Python when it comes to coke.
He's the first white guy I ever met with decent shit.

28 The python was OK until he started acted pithy

29

After eating the chicken-lure, the albino snake complained of depression, saying to zookeepers he "felt down in the mouth."

30 Patients have had difficulty opening their mouths after munching giant burgers, said Professor Hsu Ming-lung, of National Yang-Ming University.



Roger Ebert hardest hit.

31

Wow...A ONT in the afternoon! Ace you rascally dog!

 

32 I wish my granny had collected cool stuff like... grenades.

33

Tchuffed to bits," pub crawler Peter Hill told The Shuttle newspaper in Kidderminster.he four pals have racked up 250,000 miles and guzzled 92,000 pints over the past 26 years, drinking a beer in every county in Northern Ireland, Scotland, Wales, and England, an achievement recognized by Guinness World Recordsm, according to The Mirror .

And last week they tipped their glasses at their 15,000th pub – The Watermill – in Kidderminster in England.

"It has been really exciting. It has taken 26 years to get to here – 10,000 pubs was a big milestone and to get to 15,000 it has taken another 9 years.

How incredibly industrious those 'effin' Limeys are. Whats next? They gonna choke the chicken at every porno shop in the Isles? Take a crap in every toilet? Break wind in every elevator? I can hardly contain myself....

34 Maxine Waters Flashback: “No one should be so big, so important, so powerful that they can violate the laws of this country without suffering the consequences...  http://bit.ly/9GVxwY

35 So now Ace is editing out letters of c*** when quoting Carlin?  George F****** Carlin?  This is an emotional blow that'll be hard to recover from.

36 The lithopedion story made me sad.

I got felt up by that meerkat the last time I was forced to endure Disney World, but it ended up being a highlight of the week. *srednop*

Not sure how the oppo researchers even came up w/that number.
118 ridges on a dime...

37

Rabid vampire bats have attacked more than 500 people in Peru's Amazon, leading to the deaths of four children.

[Word is that they were pissed at the Twilight movies.]

38 Does Ace have a niece in Minnesota?

39 The right for a woman to decide the course of her own lithopedion is...is...

Oh, screw it.  We got nothin'.

40 I hope this is OK:

A professor is sent to Africa to live with a primitive tribe.

One day the wife of the tribe's chief gives birth to a white child. The tribe is shocked, and the chief pulls the professor aside and says, "Look here! You're the only white man we've ever seen and this woman gives birth to a white child. It doesn't take a genius to figure out what happened!"

The professor replied, "No, Chief. You're mistaken. What you have here is a natural occurrence, what we in the civilized world call an albino! Look at that field over there. All of the sheep are white except for one black one. Nature does this on occasion."

The chief was silent for a moment, then said, "Tell you what. You don't say anything more about that sheep and I won't say anything more about that white child."

41 Whoa! Are we watching our language again? What happened? I missed something good, I can tell.

42 Good to see Ace has got his mojo back.  Must have knocked back 1/2 over lunch.

43 Triceretops is being plutoed.

44

33 I wish my granny had collected cool stuff like... grenades.

Well, you just might be able to go to Northumberland, UK & find one on beach.

45

"I got felt up by that meerkat the last time I was forced to endure Disney World, but it ended up being a highlight of the week. *srednop*"

Timon Tuned in Tokyo with Tourist Titties?

46

"Plutoed" is actually a word now, btw.

 

Now, how about "triceretopped"?

47 which says Donald Duck grabbed her breast

Umm, where did she go?

48 39:  Dang.  I have relatives in Winona.  (It's not one of mine.)

49 39 Does Ace have a niece in Minnesota?

Posted by: andycanuck at August 13, 2010 04:51 PM (xmEXV)

Damn, she sounds just like my type!

50

"Whoa! Are we watching our language again? What happened?"

The people running those Camp Vegas ads are such prudes...

51 Snake

52 Sock-be-gone!  _{F*** it, Friday indeed}

53 After spending $100 Million over three years to promote the US $1.00 coin, and accumulating  1.1 Billion dollars worth of the damn things in storage since Congress mandated that the mint produce them

"We have tried every major idea that we can come up with, with limited success," US Mint Director Edmund Moy told a congressional panel last month.

That is, everything except eh blindingly obvious step of reducing the supply of $1.00 notes.

http://tinyurl.com/26j7wbd

54 I learned about that calcified baby thing from and Episode of Law and Order (SVU, I think). Who says you can't learn anything from TV?

55

The four pals have racked up 250,000 miles and guzzled 92,000 pints over the past 26 years, drinking a beer in every county in Northern Ireland, Scotland, Wales, and England, an achievement recognized by Guinness World Recordsm, according to The Mirror .

Pfft, friggin pikers...I think we morons can take em'  Are ya's with me!!!??!!!

 

56 That's what he said. NBC's The Office getting a woman boss to replace Michael Scott.

57 #37  I got felt up by that meerkat the last time I was forced to endure Disney World, but it ended up being a highlight of the week. *srednop*

A meerkat and a radish, a match made in Heaven (or Hades).  Maybe that can be the next Disney movie.

58 I like the dollar coins.  I have yet to have the vending machine at work spit it back at me because it's all wrinkly and missing a corner.

59 A 40-year-old speed merchant clocked doing 103mph in a 60mph zone blamed dyslexia for his extravagant speed.

I'm going to use that excuse when I finally get pulled over for speeding.  "Officer, I have dyslexia, I thought I was going 19!"

60

She came up to me and said, "Hakuna my ta-tas!"

So I did.

61 I think we morons can take em'

They did 577/yr, or 3 every two days...we can do two a day no problem.  Until 15,000, at least; might not make it 26 years.

62

Whats mach 3 in dyslexia??

 

63 54 After spending $100 Million over three years to promote the US $1.00 coin, and accumulating  1.1 Billion dollars worth of the damn things in storage since Congress mandated that the mint produce them

"We have tried every major idea that we can come up with, with limited success," US Mint Director Edmund Moy told a congressional panel last month.

That is, everything except eh blindingly obvious step of reducing the supply of $1.00 notes.

http://tinyurl.com/26j7wbd

Ugh... I hate those damn things.  The change machine at my office spits those out so, if I wanted a Coke and only had a $20 on me, I'd end up with about 10 pounds in change that nobody wanted to trade for bills.

About the only places using them are change machines and the Post Office AFAIK.

64

"It has been really exciting. It has taken 26 years to get to here – 10,000 pubs was a big milestone and to get to 15,000 it has taken another 9 years."

Lightweights!

65 I wonder if Daisy Duck will get the same type of settlement as Tiger's wife? Posted by: dagny at August 13, 2010 04:45 PM

Huey, Dewey and Louie hardest hit.

If Donald isn't bucks-up, Uncle Scrooge will pick up the tab....

66

Question: is it moral to donate to a charity if there's a big risk that the donations will be misused?

More than £300 million in foreign aid for victims of the 2005 Pakistan earthquake has been diverted by President Asif Zardari's government to other causes, officials have told The Daily Telegraph.

In Balakot, where 5,000 of the town's 25,000 people were killed in the earthquake, thousands of families were told their entire town would be rebuilt six miles away because it stood directly in the 'red zone' directly above the fault line.

But despite promises that the new town would be completed by last month, not a single new road has been completed nor a building construction begun on the site of "New Balakot". When the Telegraph visited the "new town" this week mechanical diggers stood rusting and security guards said there had been no work on the site for more than a year. Officials said contractors had not been paid since April and were still owed £22.5 million. Kamal Nawaz,30, of Gairlat Village, where families of 14 are living in tiny two room temporary huts, said:"they told us they could build three new Balakots but we're still waiting for one." A minute of an ERRA meeting to discuss the funding crisis earlier this month decided there would be "no further work on all on-going projects," while an internal letter dated August 6th explained that as a result of the "rationalization exercise" several offices would have to be closed and assets auctioned. Plans have also been made to cut its 3000 staff down to 800.

Officials said as all the earthquake reconstruction projects had been identified and budgeted for with funds donated by foreign governments and aid agencies, there was no justification for the cuts.

67

That is, everything except eh blindingly obvious step of reducing the supply of $1.00 notes.

Posted by: nine coconuts at August 13, 2010 04:55 PM (DHNp4)

Even more blindingly obvious: send every American citizen 3 of 'em.  That's a billion dollars of stimulus right there.

68 I didn't know dyslexia was a common excuse for people's misdeeds.  And that Disney is a haven for gropers.

*old story, but indicative* TIGGER ON GROPE RAP AT DISNEY

...

In an interview he admitted that he may have "inadvertently" touched the breasts of the alleged victims.

Chartrand revealed that he suffers from dyslexia, claiming that it affects his ability to remember past events.

69

"I'm going to use that excuse when I finally get pulled over for speeding.  "Officer, I have dyslexia, I thought I was going 19!""

A police officer in a speed-trap watches amusedly as a car full of little old ladies crawls by at 20mph.  Realizing that, on the freeway, they really are somewhat of a safety hazard, he goes ahead and stops them.  He asks the old lady driving, "You do realize that you're doing 20 miles an hour on a freeway with a speed limit of 65, right?"

"No, officer," the old lady replies, "the sign I saw said 22..."

The officer ponders for a moment, then laughs.  "Ma'am, you're on Interstate 22...that wasn't a speed-limit sign, that was telling you which highway you're on."

As the driver looks away sheepishly, the officer casually glances into the backseat, and notices that all the other passengers are sitting very still, glassy-eyed, with their little bony knuckles clenched either to their purses, or the door handles, nearly comatose...

"What's wrong with your friends, ma'am?"  He asks.

"Oh, don't mind them," the driver responds.  "They've been like that ever since we got onto the 204 Loop..."

70 All three stock markets closed down today and each at a point lower than where they started the year. The summer of recovery!

71 Oh, hell.

Newt, no one wants you to be the POTUS.

72 How do you threaten people with a python? "You see that snake curled up in the corner? I might pick it up, lay it across your shoulders, and it may or may not decide to bite you in this century"

73

"About the only places using them are change machines and the Post Office AFAIK."

Anywhere you go that accepts cash as payment is required by law to accept them.  Not just the USPS.

74 Lithopedion is a very rare medical phenomenon, which occurs when a pregnancy fails and the fetus actually calcifies while still in the mother�s body.

Protects the mother from the decomposing tissue and prevents a massive inflammatory response that could potentially kill the mother.  Interesting.

75 The Ground Zero Mosque is going green

76 Funny thing about those $1 coins....if you get $250 at a time, you can charge them on a credit card and have them shipped to you for free, with the only restriction mentioned (and not necessarily enforced) being that you can't just directly redeposit them at a bank.

Cheaper than any cash advance. Earns frequent flier miles, or Discover cash-backs.

Bonus: you can get Andrew Jackson dollar coins -- the President who famously destroyed the Second Bank of the United States:

"By the early 1830s, President Jackson had come to thoroughly dislike the Second Bank of the United States because of its fraud and corruption. Jackson then had an investigation done on the Bank which he said established “beyond question that this great and powerful institution had been actively engaged in attempting to influence the elections of the public officers by means of its money.” Although its charter was bound to run out in 1836, Jackson wanted to "kill" the Second Bank of the United States even earlier. Jackson is considered primarily responsible for its demise, seeing it as an instrument of political corruption and a threat to American liberties."

You sort of get the feeling that he'd've come out and horsewhipped Bernanke by now....

77

Yeah, Chuck, you cocksucker, in other words we're all dumbasses to you.

Sen. Schumer: ‘Sour’ electorate reluctant to give Democrats credit for efforts

“Sour” voters reluctant to award Democrats for their legislative success are one of the reasons the party is trailing in the polls, according to Sen. Charles Schumer (D-N.Y.).

But Senate leaders will keep trying to change that with a jobs-based September agenda, the Senate Democratic Conference vice chairman said Thursday.

78

Maybe they can promote it in Scotland as a sex tourism destination.

Lord of the Rings: sheep take over The Shire on New Zealand film set

The New Zealand farmland that was transformed into Middle Earth for the Lord of the Rings film series has been recolonised by sheep, some of whom have set up home in the deserted hobbit holes.

The rolling green pastures that provided the backdrop for director Peter JacksonÂ’s trilogy were originally going to be converted into hobbit theme park, to attract tourists to the town of Matamata on the country's North Island.

But the plans were shelved, and the land is now home to 12,000 sheep and 250 cattle.

They are allowed to roam around the 17 hobbit holes left behind after the production team departed.

79 78 The important question about $1 coins, and I know at least some of my fellow morons have an angle on this, is how the blazes you tip strippers with 'em.  They don't hold in garters.  Forget about the g-strings, too.  And if you try to 'make it rain', you get charged with assault.  No wonder they haven't caught on...

80

Ace, how could you have missed the story about the Tin Man who blew his top on Times Square (Toot, Toot!) and who stabbed a man WITH HIS SCREWDRIVER???

a heartless crime, obviously!

81 Why the (intercourse) is Beck talking about about Cal Coolidge?

I know he has this thing about history, and he's willing to ramble on incessantly about any Dead Historic Person, but this is too (cohabitation) much to take when the nation is in the middle of a transformation that will turn it into another (country on another continent that is known for savagery and misadministration).

Shut the (sex act) up, Glenn. Be relevant, please. Unless you want us to become another (other destitute and lawless country on another continent). I learned this (excrement) in school, ya (copulation-wit).

82 Maxine Waters, "The Devil Bush Made Me Do It"

Just as the "race card has been maxed out", so has the blame Bush card.

83

The important question about $1 coins, and I know at least some of my fellow morons have an angle on this, is how the blazes you tip strippers with 'em.

The strippers really need a slot of some sort to..., oh, wait.

84 is how the blazes you tip strippers with 'em.

Stand them on the edge, and the more athletic ladies can squat and pick them up.  Without using their hands.

85 DarkLord - I believe the ulterior motive is that you'll start tipping with fivers.

86 You sort of get the feeling that he'd've come out and horsewhipped Bernanke by now....
Posted by: cthulhu

Those were the days, my friend. We thought they'd never end...

87 #75

Except other government entities, like the cocksucking parking meter bastards.

88 The important question about $1 coins, and I know at least some of my fellow morons have an angle on this, is how the blazes you tip strippers with 'em.

I'll ask my German friend how they work the 1€ and 2€ coins at the "American-style" strip clubs.

I learned this (excrement) in school, ya (copulation-wit).

I'm sure you did, but most people under 40 who went to a public school, this is probably the first time they've ever heard of Coolidge.

89 #90  I'm sure you did, but most people under 40 who went to a public school, this is probably the first time they've ever heard of Coolidge.

Coolidge?  The full name of Coolio? 

90

Coolidge?  You lame-o teachers.

The word is chillax.

91 portia de rossi....? She's not really like, how do I put this. Not really center-of-a-show. More ensemble.

92 Old George Carlin joke, an example of a sentence never spoken before in histor My favorite: Please pass the Piano

93 I guess I'm gonna have to give Slag his pink slip.

94 Posted by: HeatherRadish at August 13, 2010 05:20 PM

Just tell 'em he's the grandfather of LL Coolidge J.

95

IMO, all the radio guys are going to crap. Beck seems to be battling between personalities, all Rush wants to talk about is his freaking iPhone and Hannity keeps having the same broken-record liberal idiots on.

I take that back. At least Levin is still his highly-irritable self.

96

Calvin Coolidge?  You idiots.

It's Calvin Klein.

97 analysed skulls from dinosaurs that had been classified as triceratops and torosaurus.

If they're one and the same critter, may as well call it by the familiar triceratops name. The torosaurus is merely the adult version of the triceratops. Not all triceratops lived to become torosauruses, but every torosaurus had been a triceratops.

98 I am muthaf*ckin tired of all these muthaf*ckin snakes on my muthaf*ckin' drugs!!!1!!

99 Of all Glenn Beck's personalities, I like Liberal Lockjaw Pipeclench the bestevez.

100

If they're one and the same critter, may as well call it by the familiar triceratops name. The torosaurus is merely the adult version of the triceratops. Not all triceratops lived to become torosauruses, but every torosaurus had been a triceratops.

 

YEAH!!!  (like I give a shit)

101 Chrystler is offering a truck with a built-in gun closet.

Page me when the machine guns and mine droppers come standard.

102 ErikW

Break the boredom with some Fred Thompson contrasted with Michael Savage.

103 I believe the ulterior motive is that you'll start tipping with fivers.
Yes. (Or the club will come up with its own printed 'house currency' for that sort of thing.)

We weren't given a choice over the $1 and later $2 coins as both the paper bills weren't removed from circulation. And it was/is annoying as crap.

If your government bans the paper bills, get your pants pockets reinforced; get a small change purse--not like a woman's one (unless you're into that) but a little 2"-square one, for example; and get ready for pizza [etc.] delivery guys to start getting pissy if you don't tip them.

Here in the paper bill days both because paper bills seem more like real money than coins and because when you got a delivery sometimes you'd only want the bills back (not to tip the deliveryman but to save time as he dug around for that ¢43 change on top of the e.g. $3 he owed you or because it was more of a hassle than ¢43 was worth) so you'd say "keep the small change" as a convenience for you and not as a tip.

But after the $1 coin made its appearance, deliverymen would look insulted if you wanted the 'big' coins back as change while letting them keep the small change. I think because a crap-load of people weren't taking the $1 coin as serious money and continued saying, "Keep the change and just give me the bills," and the deliverymen just began taking it for granted that they'd get to keep all the coin change and that was like a waiter's tip.

104

Using "break the boredom" and a reference to Fred Thompson's radio show in the same sentence is like trying to force the North poles of two magnets to touch.

105 Obama to stop ignoring Lousiana next month.

Bet he still won't talk to out-of-work oil workers, though.

106 as both the paper bills weren't were removed from circulation.
Doh!

107 Break the boredom with some Fred Thompson contrasted with Michael Savage.

Posted by: maverick muse at August 13, 2010 05:36 PM (H+LJc)

Will do. I'll have to podcast them. I started podcasting Liddy's show recently. A local AM station carried him years ago and I enjoy his perspective. His producer annoys the crap out of me, tho.

108

We weren't given a choice over the $1 and later $2 coins as both the paper bills weren't removed from circulation. And it was/is annoying as crap.

 

I've heard that the Fed has authorized the printing of $3 bills exclusively for California.

109 Now that's some funny stuff, Soona.

110

For my contribution, pull my finger click on my handle.

Friday's are for funnin' over at the Intarweb's best kept secret.

111 Oh, and Coked Up Albino Pythons would be a great name for a band.

112

The important question about $1 coins, and I know at least some of my fellow morons have an angle on this, is how the blazes you tip strippers with 'em.

I'll ask my German friend how they work the 1€ and 2€ coins at the "American-style" strip clubs.

Oh, I think these will be a marked improvement.  Enough dollar-coin tips and her g-string will collapse under the weight.

113 I started podcasting Liddy's show recently. [....]
Posted by: ErikW at August 13, 2010 05:43 PM

You buying gold, too?

114 Alrighty...the answer to tipping strippers in currencies without paper singles (or at least in Germany) is:

You can buy notes, that are only valid in this club at the cashier for 1 Euro

Not nearly as fun as I had hoped.

115 stuiec: They pull the same crap in California. [Seriously, 6 miles away from a fault line doesn't make a hell of a lot of difference.]

116 I think we found a Nationalized Healthcare Spokesperson. Poor woman.

117 This burger thing in Taiwan sounds more like a rivalry between food traditionalists vs. American food lovers.

118 You buying gold, too?

Posted by: MrScribbler at August 13, 2010 05:54 PM (Ulu3i)

Only in the wafer form, friend. The restaurant bizzyness is getting hit especially hard during the Summer of Recovery.

119 stuiec: They pull the same crap in California. [Seriously, 6 miles away from a fault line doesn't make a hell of a lot of difference.]

Posted by: Moi at August 13, 2010 05:56 PM (Ez4Ql)

The interesting thing about the 1987 Loma Prieta quake was that the surface distribution of the seismic energy was so random-looking.  You might have several buildings in a row and have severe damage to one or two with little damage to the others.  It's not so much distance from the fault line as much as it is what geological formation is directly under where your house stands.

But the main thrust of the Pakistan article is that foreign donors earmarked billions of dollars of donations for specific earthquake reconstruction projects, and the government has simply taken the money to use elsewhere.  So sending money to Pakistan for flood relief in the current disaster is a total crapshoot, as far as any of that money helping actual flood victims goes.

120 Trust journalists to get a story completely fucking backwards.  In paleontology, the first name given a species holds precedence -- that's why all the brontosauruses became apatosauruses. Apatosaurus was named first.

Torosaurus is more recently described than Triceratops. So even if they are the same species, that species is called Triceratops. It's Torosaurus (which nobody has ever heard of or cared about) which will be retired if this theory holds up.

As to the hamburger story from Taiwan, I detect an undercurrent of "white devil foods will kill you!" in it.

121 As to the hamburger story from Taiwan, I detect an undercurrent of "white devil foods will kill you!" in it.
Bloomberg lives in Taiwan?

122 Poor snake is unemployed now...another tragic victim of the Dempression.

123

YOU BASTARDS LAUGHED, BUT I KNEW IT WAS GONNA HAPPEN!

7.2 Earthquate Hits Near Guam

124

The important question about $1 coins, and I know at least some of my fellow morons have an angle on this, is how the blazes you tip strippers with 'em.

Oh come on, you haven't heard of the original slot machine?

125
We've been going about this all wrong. This Mr. Donald Duck's okay! He's a sailor, he's in Orlando; we get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble!

126 Hey Ace, just curious: did Peligro mention Jonah Goldberg (by way of his Corner post earlier today, which included links the snake/cocaine story, burger injuries, and the 26-year bar tour)? One of those stories could have been a coincidence, but all three ...

Technically, Jonah himself got the stuff from his "Odd Links Gal" ... and who knows where she got it from ... anyway, it's all good, no worries.

There were some other interesting ones on there, too, however, and I'm surprised you didn't get those, particularly the two super bizarre stories on the rather, ah, brutal and inconsiderate practices of male bugs ...

127 125

YOU BASTARDS LAUGHED, BUT I KNEW IT WAS GONNA HAPPEN!

7.2 Earthquate Hits Near Guam

Posted by: Hank Johnson, Predictor of Capsizing Islands at August 13, 2010 06:51 PM (wEYaf)

Don't lie, infidel.  It was boobs, I tell you, boobs!

128

Lithopedion is a very rare medical phenomenon, which occurs when a pregnancy fails and the fetus actually calcifies while still in the motherÂ’s body.

 

Under ObamaCare, Lithopedion is going to become as common as the common cold.  Take a pain pill and wait for calcification!

129 Paleontologist Jack Horner has a reputation of being an iconoclast, dissing on popular dinosaurs (he once claimed T-Rex was a scavenger, not a predator). It's his way of getting attention, which works since he was the inspiration for that guy on Jurassic Park.

130 Not all triceratops lived to become torosauruses, but every torosaurus had been a triceratops.

And they're all dead now, anyway.

131 Thank you very much. I am wonderring if i can share your article in the bookmarks of society，Then more friends can talk about this problem.