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March 13, 2010

Reminder: Change Your Clocks Tonight
— Gabriel Malor

It's the twice-annual time change for everyone except you lucky dogs in Arizona. I'm always groggy for a week after one of these (groggier than usual, I mean).

It's "spring ahead", right? Which means we lose an hour? But that means I need to flick my clocks ahead an hour, right? How about somebody just call me and make sure i"m up before church tomorrow, okay?

Another UK tune I've been listening to lately under the fold:

I would done this other song, which makes me think that UK music videos are stuck back around 1985, but they disabled embedding.

Sleep tight!

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at 05:11 PM | Comments (134)
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1 Crap!

Posted by: katya at March 13, 2010 05:12 PM (Crd0c)

2 I don't change them in the Fall. So, whatever, dude.

Posted by: eman the Moderate at March 13, 2010 05:12 PM (xJwcz)

3 Don't change them in the Fall.

Posted by: eman at March 13, 2010 05:13 PM (xJwcz)

4 Your taste in music is almost as lame as this Blog's namesake!

Posted by: Fright Wing Conspiricist at March 13, 2010 05:14 PM (uqYMv)

5 If you don't, Jane Doh will know.

Does Hawaii do daylight savings?

Posted by: Z Ryan at March 13, 2010 05:14 PM (cMo6P)

6 Damn you Ben Franklin. Damn you to hell.

Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at March 13, 2010 05:15 PM (Tr9MG)

7 Got it.

Posted by: katya at March 13, 2010 05:16 PM (Crd0c)

Does Hawaii do daylight savings?

I don't know, but there are counties in the mid-west that don't IIRC.

Posted by: Fright Wing Conspiricist at March 13, 2010 05:16 PM (uqYMv)

9 You plebes out there in the hinterlands do what you want; here in Washington we're springing backward. I just changed my clock to 1984.

Posted by: Nancy Piglosi at March 13, 2010 05:16 PM (3av9F)

I'm always groggy for a week

Me too! I walk around like a zombie this week. Same for the fall back week.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 13, 2010 05:17 PM (boGrZ)

11 Good news is, daylight will now be longer.

Posted by: katya at March 13, 2010 05:17 PM (Crd0c)

12 Eff the Feds telling me what time it is. I set a clock to the posted time at that moment and leave it be. Communists.

Posted by: eman at March 13, 2010 05:18 PM (xJwcz)

daylight will now be longer.

That's the worst part!

Posted by: Fright Wing Conspiricist at March 13, 2010 05:19 PM (uqYMv)

14 If you don't Jane D'oh will know.

Heh heh heh.....And I'll haunt you in your dreams. 'Cause I'm a bitch like that.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Fright Winger Extraordinaire at March 13, 2010 05:19 PM (UOM48)

15 AZ, HI, PR, USVI, American Samoa Clocks? what clocks? manana, manana....

Posted by: whozit at March 13, 2010 05:20 PM (vXagV)

FUCK YEAH!

_{Fuck DST!}

Posted by: Fright Wing Conspiricist at March 13, 2010 05:21 PM (uqYMv)

17 They already got our clocks, next they'll go for our guns and pron.

Posted by: eman at March 13, 2010 05:21 PM (xJwcz)

18 YAY! It's 5 PM Monday and another day of miserable funemployment is coming to an end.... eh? What? It's going to be day for how much longer? God damn it.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at March 13, 2010 05:22 PM (3av9F)

19 #17 First they'll come for your fishing rods and salt.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Fright Winger Extraordinaire at March 13, 2010 05:22 PM (UOM48)

I love the extra sunshine but I'm ready to kill the birds the make the early visit.

Y'know the ones that start at like 5:45 with that same monotonous chirp.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 13, 2010 05:22 PM (boGrZ)

First they'll come for your fishing rods and salt.

after they've taken your money.

Posted by: Fright Wing Conspiricist at March 13, 2010 05:24 PM (uqYMv)

22 Lacey, there was a mockingbird in this area a few years ago that mimicked a cellphone ringing. Drove the family in the house nuts.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Fright Winger Extraordinaire at March 13, 2010 05:24 PM (UOM48)

16 Now that's a great choice.

I give it my seal of approval.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 13, 2010 05:24 PM (boGrZ)

24 I almost gave ya'll this song (also UK) that I'm digging right now, but the video makes me uncomfortable. Another example where you've gotta wonder at the state of musicvideo-dom across the pond.

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at March 13, 2010 05:24 PM (Mi2wf)

25 I run an aromatherapy diffuser at night for white noise, so early birds don't bother me.

Posted by: katya at March 13, 2010 05:24 PM (Crd0c)

26 Those places in Arizona which are part of the sovereign Navajo nation do observe Daylight Savings Time. Caught up in circles, Confusion is nothing new.

Posted by: PKO Strany at March 13, 2010 05:25 PM (1rQWu)

27 22 I hate birds. I wish very bad things upon all of them.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 13, 2010 05:25 PM (boGrZ)

28 I've been dreading this the entire week. Don't see the point, as DST doesn't help anything. Oh, well. :grumble grumble:

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 13, 2010 05:25 PM (sZ+lP)

29 I leave all my clocks on DST, then just adjust an hour mentally.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at March 13, 2010 05:26 PM (y+s7m)

30 I hate birds. I wish very bad things upon all of them. Let me tell you a story.

Posted by: Tippy Hedron at March 13, 2010 05:27 PM (4Kl5M)

31 I hate birds.

I'm pretty sure chicken nuggets are made from birds, I like chicken nuggets.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at March 13, 2010 05:28 PM (y+s7m)

32 Like I said below I'm not changing shit, I'm keeping in solidarity with Hawaii in case I can spend another 2 weeks on Maui.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 13, 2010 05:28 PM (ooI/T)

33 30 I hate birds. I wish very bad things upon all of them.

Let me tell you a story.

Posted by: Tippy Hedron at March 13, 2010 09:27 PM (4Kl5M)

Not THAT story again! You never tell us the ending!

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at March 13, 2010 05:29 PM (3av9F)

34 Aww Lacey. I've had parakeets that I loved like my dogs and cats. I have birds outside that I feed that will nearly land in my hand to be fed.

(I'm trying reeeallly hard to think of a funny snark to follow up that Disneyesque statement with, but I'm tired and can't. I'm sure there are more brilliant and snarktastic morons that can help.)

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Fright Winger Extraordinaire at March 13, 2010 05:29 PM (UOM48)

35 Damn fright wingers!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 13, 2010 05:29 PM (ooI/T)

27 22 I hate birds. I wish very bad things upon all of them.

We're not very fond of you either.

Posted by: Birds at March 13, 2010 05:30 PM (pTyL2)

37 99% of the 52% are clock changers. Only 67% of the 48% are clock changers.

Posted by: eman at March 13, 2010 05:31 PM (xJwcz)

38
The only thing more useless than 'Daylight Savings Time' is a politician.

Posted by: Dang Straights at March 13, 2010 05:31 PM (3hvSZ)

39 What am I going to be late for starting my coffee pot.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 13, 2010 05:32 PM (ooI/T)

40 Jeez, Dang. I don't know about you, but I've got young kids (they're "staying over") to kick out of bed in the morning to get on the yard work. Sheesh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Fright Winger Extraordinaire at March 13, 2010 05:32 PM (UOM48)

41 Need puppy cam link stat. For the childrens.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at March 13, 2010 05:32 PM (3mQnH)

42 Now, the "kid in his bedroom" music video was done right by Owl City (helpfully recommended by one of you morons in a music thread).

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at March 13, 2010 05:33 PM (Mi2wf)

43 I love birds, especially ducks, owls, & parrots. But they don't crow repeatedly at inopportune moments.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 13, 2010 05:34 PM (sZ+lP)

44
I've got young kids (they're "staying over") to kick out of bed in the morning to get on the yard work. Sheesh.

Bloody fascist.

Posted by: Dang Straights at March 13, 2010 05:34 PM (3hvSZ)

45 The Cuttlefish of Cthulu beckons...

Posted by: Fright Wing Conspiricist at March 13, 2010 05:34 PM (uqYMv)

46 40,

Give them a biscuit and sausage and a prayer and kick them out at daylight time is nothing when there is work to be done, I wish the pussy Rinos understood that!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 13, 2010 05:34 PM (ooI/T)

47 Err, Gabe, the music was fine, but the vid screamed Sleepover at Michael Jackson's.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Fright Winger Extraordinaire at March 13, 2010 05:35 PM (UOM48)

48 Don't forget to also test your smoke alarm.

Posted by: Aaron at March 13, 2010 05:35 PM (pVvKc)

49
Teh puppehs are off the air right now. They might be at their forever-homes now.

Posted by: Dang Straights at March 13, 2010 05:35 PM (3hvSZ)

50 No DST here in Hawaii.

Posted by: davidt at March 13, 2010 05:35 PM (4JjTO)

The only thing more useless than 'Daylight Savings Time' is a politician.

Nahh, politicians are more useful. At least with politicians we can have some ocular fun.

Posted by: Birds at March 13, 2010 05:35 PM (pTyL2)

52 And change the batteries.

Posted by: Aaron at March 13, 2010 05:36 PM (pVvKc)

53 #49 And the world weeps.....

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Fright Winger Extraordinaire at March 13, 2010 05:37 PM (UOM48)

54 What I want to know is, how in the hell does my cell phone know what time it is, and who in the hell changes the time on the cell tower??? ERRR. or is it the satellite??? Or ground zero... HELP!!!11!!

Posted by: mystry at March 13, 2010 05:37 PM (kmgIE)

55
And change the batteries.

I don't think the moronettes' batteries last longer than a week, anyway.

Oh, you meant in the smoke alarms, right. Never mind.

Posted by: Dang Straights at March 13, 2010 05:38 PM (3hvSZ)

what davidt said

we are so lazy we can't even set our clocks if there is not hieneken promised

Posted by: navycopjoe at March 13, 2010 05:38 PM (gg4j2)

57 43

Don't know about owls & parrots but ducks are good eating, might have to get a large bag of those rascals to make a meal, since parrots cost about $1500 to start would that make me a gormet?

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 13, 2010 05:38 PM (ooI/T)

58 Does anybody REALLY know what time it is?

Posted by: Chicago at March 13, 2010 05:38 PM (3av9F)

I used to be a fan of the Birdehs...then I almost got killed by a fucking Falcon last year and have since ammended my position on them.

Fuck them all in the cornhole.

Posted by: Fright Wing Conspiricist at March 13, 2010 05:39 PM (uqYMv)

60 One less hour for Pelosi to work her mischief.

Posted by: davidt at March 13, 2010 05:39 PM (4JjTO)

61 I've never heard a Mocking Bird imitate a non-bird sound; however, I love hearing them at night. That and whippoorwills remind me of my grandmother's house in Hawkins County when I was a kid.

Posted by: Pelayo at March 13, 2010 05:40 PM (C8qIl)

Aqua weirdness recced by my kid:

http://tinyurl.com/ygynfs4

I really love this.

Posted by: katya at March 13, 2010 05:40 PM (Crd0c)

63 Well, all you bird haters should love teh kittehs. (My kittehs are indoors and don't disturb the wildlife.)

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Fright Winger Extraordinaire at March 13, 2010 05:41 PM (UOM48)

64 This is how I feel about Daylight Savings:

We're going to get a couple more hours of daylight no matter what. Do you want that extra daylight at the beginning of the day when we're trying to sleep off the Valu-Rite Vodka or at the end of the day when we're trying to hunt hobos?

Posted by: Aaron at March 13, 2010 05:41 PM (pVvKc)

65 58,

It's time for Americans to wake the fuck up!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 13, 2010 05:41 PM (ooI/T)

66 Clock? You don't need a stinky clock when you have a piano.

You want to know what time it is?

Play the piano and the guy upstairs will yell down, STFU it's 10 o'clock!

Here all night or until valu rite is gone. Oh, no almost empty!

Posted by: Kemp at March 13, 2010 05:41 PM (2+9Yx)

67 4 Your taste in music is almost as lame as this Blog's namesake!

Posted by: Fright Wing Conspiricist at March 13, 2010 09:14 PM

Tell me about it! If this is what Libertarians are listening to these days, no wonder they are all so brain dead.

Posted by: Adjoran at March 13, 2010 05:42 PM (3hg5M)

68 51,

Where are you in Madison County?

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 13, 2010 05:42 PM (ooI/T)

69 Oh goody. Teh ONT is up. Just in time for me to go to bed. Actually, the Saturday a.m. thread was sort of an all day all topic thread. Fun, without being toasted. I likey.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Fright Winger Extraordinaire at March 13, 2010 05:43 PM (UOM48)

70 Is that the same puppy cam or is the alcoholworking its magic?

Posted by: Dr. Spank at March 13, 2010 05:43 PM (3mQnH)

71 If we had DST in Hawaii then people would always be two hours late instead of the usual one hour late.

Posted by: davidt at March 13, 2010 05:44 PM (4JjTO)

72 Nah, I'm cool with this. I work tonight, so I work seven hours but get paid for eight. Woo!

Posted by: Xoxotl at March 13, 2010 05:44 PM (CbVPH)

I used to be a fan of the Birdehs...then I almost got killed by a fucking Falcon last year and have since ammended my position on them.

Submit to your new falcon overlords.

Posted by: Birds at March 13, 2010 05:44 PM (pTyL2)

74 27 22 I hate birds. I wish very bad things upon all of them.

That's not what you told me last night, you lying bastard.

Posted by: The Chicken at March 13, 2010 05:44 PM (2+9Yx)

Gabriel, are you 20-something? Club music is a bit passe if your not.

Posted by: ErikW at March 13, 2010 05:45 PM (gqWc1)

76 66,

Ok monitor =beer, that's the 3rd time this weekend, the rabbits eating Hershey bars is still the best tho'.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 13, 2010 05:45 PM (ooI/T)

77 57 43 Don't know about owls & parrots but ducks are good eating, might have to get a large bag of those rascals to make a meal, since parrots cost about $1500 to start would that make me a gormet?

I would think parrots, especially budgies, would taste rather stringy. Wonder if the Aussies eat cockatiels, since they're native to Australian.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 13, 2010 05:45 PM (sZ+lP)

I used to be a fan of the Birdehs...then I almost got killed by a fucking Falcon last year and have since ammended my position on them.

Fuck them all in the cornhole.

Posted by: Fright Wing Conspiricist at March 13, 2010 09:39 PM (uqYMv)

Yes - amen. Fucking birds. Last summer a FUCKING CRANE SUNUVABITCH found my koi pond and killed almost every last fish out there, the greed fucking pig. I'd come home and find my poor fish half pecked-apart, lying in the dirt. I had those fish for YEARS! Carefully tending them and growing them. Fucking bird.

You know why sandhill cranes are an endangered species? BECAUSE THEY FUCKING SHOULD BE!!!

Posted by: Reactionary at March 13, 2010 05:46 PM (4nbyM)

Does anybody REALLY know what time it is?

Does anybody really care?

Posted by: Tommy Gunnar at March 13, 2010 05:46 PM (rQTdM)

80 77,

Aussies will eat anything look at their new PM he eats shit everyday!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 13, 2010 05:48 PM (ooI/T)

81 Gabriel, are you 20-something? Club music is a bit passe if your not.

Good thing I am in fact 20-something, then.

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at March 13, 2010 05:48 PM (Mi2wf)

82 I know a retired gent who took all his clocks down, quit wearing a watch, and taped over the time window on his cable box.

Posted by: Pelayo at March 13, 2010 05:50 PM (C8qIl)

83 Teh bird hate is strong here. Holy crap. I've got a fruit fly the size of a bat buzzing near me. I guess the bananas are a little ripe. I hate insects. And I especially hate arachnids. I enjoy birds. They're not going to sneak into your house, crawl in your bed while you're sleeping, and bite you.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Fright Winger Extraordinaire at March 13, 2010 05:50 PM (UOM48)

84 Speaking of birds, anyone know how to kill fucking crows? I got a bunch that wake my ass up. I am in the city. Shot some with sub 22's but I need a plan to get them all. Does anti freeze kill the bastards? Cracked corn soaked anti freeze?

Posted by: Kemp at March 13, 2010 05:50 PM (2+9Yx)

85 84,

You hate them because they are black...............RACIST!!!1111eleventy11

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 13, 2010 05:53 PM (ooI/T)

86 Kemp, we have a terrible problem with crows. And we're on a barrier island. The fuckers start screeching in the wee hours, raid the bird feeders, and mock the cats when they're on the screened porch. I go out and run them off, and they fly a few feet away and mock me. And yes, it's illegal to kill the bastards.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Fright Winger Extraordinaire at March 13, 2010 05:53 PM (UOM48)

87 Crows? Hang a dead one from the scarecrow's hand.

Posted by: davidt at March 13, 2010 05:55 PM (4JjTO)

88 No it is not illegal to kill crows, it is an open season.

It is illegal to kill Sea Gulls.

It is all RACIST. You can't kill the white birds, but you CAN kill the Black birds.

I want to kill all the Black birds, help me here.

Posted by: Kemp at March 13, 2010 05:55 PM (2+9Yx)

You know why sandhill cranes are an endangered species? BECAUSE THEY FUCKING SHOULD BE!!!

Bastids is tastey as fuck. Call them T-Bone's with wings out here!

Posted by: Fright Wing Conspiricist at March 13, 2010 05:55 PM (uqYMv)

90 Janey,

Who said it's illegal to kill crows? That person needs to be killed.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 13, 2010 05:56 PM (ooI/T)

91 80 77, Aussies will eat anything look at their new PM he eats shit everyday!

Ooooh that's a good one. He does, doesn't he? I can't stand him.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 13, 2010 05:58 PM (sZ+lP)

I know a retired gent who took all his clocks down, quit wearing a watch, and taped over the time window on his cable box.

replace the cable box with the VCR and you have the decade that was my 20's.

Ever since, I seem to 'know' what time it is.

I can teach you how to do this.

If you are Hungry, it is time to eat.

If you are Sleepy, it is time for Bed.

If youe are Horny, it is time to fuck.

works as good a a Timex^tm.

Posted by: Fright Wing Conspiricist at March 13, 2010 05:58 PM (uqYMv)

93 82 I know a retired gent who took all his clocks down, quit wearing a watch, and taped over the time window on his cable box.

Posted by: Pelayo at March 13, 2010 09:50 PM (C8qIl)

That's good. All those things give off time and if you reduce your exposure to time you'll age slower.

Trust me on this. I'm a scientist.

Posted by: Aaron at March 13, 2010 05:59 PM (pVvKc)

94 'Nam@90 Illegal in GA. Seriously. Also illegal to kill buzzards, which are a huge health hazard here. The damned things perch on the roof of our bank and crap all over everything. Argh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Fright Winger Extraordinaire at March 13, 2010 06:00 PM (UOM48)

95 91,

That's another place I want to visit again once they elect a sane Gov. again, I truly loved it down there magnificent place.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 13, 2010 06:00 PM (ooI/T)

96 #87

I heard that story about hanging a dead crow from a tree, etc.

Tried it. It won't stop the bastards from crowing in the trees. In fact it pisses them off. It will stop them from landing in the tree with the dead one.

Problem? The dead one starts to smell and attract flies, etc.

Not a solution for crowing crows.

Posted by: Kemp at March 13, 2010 06:01 PM (2+9Yx)

97 Crows hanging around are an omen of death.

Posted by: the grim reaper at March 13, 2010 06:03 PM (4JjTO)

98 96,

Have you given any thought to investing into a flame thrower?, or just fill them with helium attach batteries with lights and maybe they'll float away.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 13, 2010 06:04 PM (ooI/T)

99 Heh. I need to have 'Nam come and "excite" the locals for the Fourth festivities. The local TV and fishwrapper would be beside themselves. Libs would run screaming and peeing into the streets.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Fright Winger Extraordinaire at March 13, 2010 06:06 PM (UOM48)

100 97,

Nope! crow pie, wasn't there a fable once about some jerk off cutting open a pie and crows flew out? Talk about coasties.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 13, 2010 06:06 PM (ooI/T)

101 #94
Jane, someone is feeding you a line of crap.

Crows are legal to hunt in Ga.

You may live in a bird sanctuary that does not allow any hunting, but crows are legal. Season is usually announced in fall. See link below.

http://tinyurl.com/yjved23

Posted by: Kemp at March 13, 2010 06:08 PM (2+9Yx)

102 Oh, and Jane, buzzards are illegal everywhere. They clean up the roads. You can't kill them anywhere, that is legally.

Posted by: Kemp at March 13, 2010 06:09 PM (2+9Yx)

103 Kemp, on the island we live on killing any bird is absolutely illegal. And yeah, buzzards are illegal everywhere. But we are so overrun to the point they hop around in our parking lots, sit on the sides of the road, and mock us. We've got a couple of bald eagles who've taken up residence nearby and I love them. But the damned buzzards even attempt to run them off.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Fright Winger Extraordinaire at March 13, 2010 06:12 PM (UOM48)

104 The first thing I would do if I became god-emperor after making beef jerky free is to eliminate daylight savings.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 13, 2010 06:12 PM (PQY7w)

105 99,

Honey when it comes to my beliefs I have never been a wall flower, been like that all my life, you should see me when I spot a liberal saying something stupid in the line at the grocery store, I go out of my way to shame them some have just left and I've been applauded on occasion. Hahahaha

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 13, 2010 06:12 PM (ooI/T)

106 Jane, buzzards?

I have a friend, yeah that's it, that told me if you soak some fish guts, heads, etc in anti freeze and leave it out for the buzzards, they somehow don't come back.

He didn't report the stolen fish.

Couldn't identify the buzzards that took them.

Posted by: Kemp at March 13, 2010 06:13 PM (2+9Yx)

107 Love ya, 'Nam. I'm off to bed. Nice to know that real men like you are always looking after us.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Fright Winger Extraordinaire at March 13, 2010 06:14 PM (UOM48)

108 Jane, this same friend told me that alligators also love anti freeze soaked fish.

Same results.

Posted by: Kemp at March 13, 2010 06:16 PM (2+9Yx)

109 Anti freeze has a sweet taste, that's the attraction but it's also a poison, don't be tasting it too much.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 13, 2010 06:18 PM (ooI/T)

110 My son heard that they don't throw rice at weddings because it hurts the birds. He then proceeded to spread rice outside his window hoping the birds would eat it and die and not wake him up. Proud? I guess....

Posted by: dagny at March 13, 2010 06:19 PM (rwkwH)

111 Kemp, I really am off to bed, but we love our alligators. Really. The yankees are terrified of them and want them all exterminated. What's not to love? Heh.

'Night, guys.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Fright Winger Extraordinaire at March 13, 2010 06:19 PM (UOM48)

112 If seasoned and cooked correctly gator meat is fantastic, a place 10 min. from me Cajun Charlies can't sell enough of it.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 13, 2010 06:22 PM (ooI/T)

113 Nighty, night Janey I'm about to hit the shower and watch some TV myself.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 13, 2010 06:23 PM (ooI/T)

114 Usually you get lots of crows when you have lots of little dead animals, like squirrell, mice, rats, etc. Have a bunch of acorn bearing oaks and you end up with cawing crows. Nuts=squirrels=road kill=crows

Posted by: dagny at March 13, 2010 06:25 PM (jXUUY)

115

Another question. I'm told that the U joints at both ends of the drive shaft need burned out and pressed back in. Is $150 for labor and parts reasonable?

Posted by: ErikW at March 13, 2010 06:25 PM (gqWc1)

116 115,

In fact that's a bargain Sir.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 13, 2010 06:27 PM (ooI/T)

117 You don't need to change your clock tonight. Pelosi says there's an extra hour for all of us in the health bill. Oh wait. That's just for artists, writers and photographers. Lawyers are fucked.

Posted by: richard mcenroe at March 13, 2010 06:28 PM (gntda)

118

In fact that's a bargain Sir.

Good thing because I'm about broke. Good on ya, 'Nam.

Posted by: ErikW at March 13, 2010 06:34 PM (gqWc1)

119 Your one stop screw the crows shop.

Posted by: richard mcenroe at March 13, 2010 06:35 PM (gntda)

120 Clocks???

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at March 13, 2010 06:46 PM (EVoH+)

121 U Joints? years ago we used to replace them at home with a piece of 2x4 and a socket that fits where the c-clip was. Hammer them on one side and then once you got the one bearing cap off the rest was easy. There is a trick to it which I have forgotten. Last one I did was 40 years ago. Press the new one on with a vice and the socket. Things might be different now.. cv joints.

Posted by: sig at March 13, 2010 07:07 PM (2i+Vz)

122 Note to self: travel back in time and brutally murder everyone responsible for this clock-changing bullcrap.

Just leave the damned clocks alone, for the love of God and all that is Holy, save a few billion in compliance costs, and stop screwing with the lives of people with sleep disorders.

Assholes. I'm going to have even MORE miserable mornings for weeks.

Posted by: Merovign, Strong on His Mountain at March 13, 2010 08:16 PM (bxiXv)

123 Unless you live in Europe, clowns.

-B

Posted by: Brennan at March 13, 2010 08:46 PM (rqXv0)

124 S.E. Cupp can change my clock any time she wants, IYKWIMAITYD

she's in the Leg Chair on Red Eye now

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at March 13, 2010 08:50 PM (JrRME)

125 Since I have zero responsibilities these days I'm lucky I know what day of the week it is. Is it big paper day?

Fucking ridiculous time change.

Posted by: Barbarian at March 13, 2010 08:56 PM (EL+OC)

126 and we let the f'n 'tarded gubbmint tell us what time it is??!?!? and change it around twice a year?!? for whaaat? [ad there is exactly the same amount of daylight, plus a minute or two. srsly, people...]

Posted by: Faye Kinnit at March 13, 2010 10:03 PM (l1oyw)

127 I'd just like to say how wonderful it is to live in Arizona.

No time-warp clocks here.

Once upon a time it might have mattered whether it was still daylight outside. Today not so much. Electricity is spent on hot water heaters, ovens, refrigerators and air conditioning, all of which have nothing to do with daylight. The use of incandescent bulbs, which daylight savings time was created to reduce, are a tiny portion of the total power bill.

Posted by: Lee at March 13, 2010 10:39 PM (zF8wD)

128 We do not have daylight savings time here in Hawaii and for that I am grateful. However, I now have to contend with the difference in time when I call my kiddos in the mainland so as to not wake them since we're now 6 hours behind them on the east coast.

Posted by: HawaiiBob at March 14, 2010 12:14 AM (zA7T5)

129 Brennan, do you live in Europe? I'm in the Gross Deutchland.

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130 Disco still sucks.

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131 When I was 12, my father gave me his Remington 510 (.22 single shot) and turned me loose at my grandparent's house, I was allowed to shoot Starlings and House Sparrows. I never missed.

Posted by: Pelayo at March 14, 2010 05:25 AM (C8qIl)

132 My clocks (and my alarm clock) use the radio signals to reset their time. Apparently I "lost" an hour last night... or whatever. Like I care, it's not something I have to screw with anymore.

Thank goodness for technology; I used to miss resetting my clocks for DST all the damn time; now I can just ignore it.

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