Ace of Spades HQ

July 19, 2010

Reminder: Los Angeles Moron Meetup
— Gabriel Malor

Saturday. PM. On the West Side. If you want to come, contact info is here.

I've seen a few folks complaining that they tried to attend meetups in the past, but couldn't find us at the place. I don't know what to tell you except: stop with the blushing, shy foot shuffle. I assure you that we're there. Which means, that if you're there too, all you have to do is wander around yelling "Gabe? Morons? Ace of Spades?" and you'll find us. Or we'll find you. We're usually a good-sized group, at least a dozen and sometimes more. H2U tells me he's had plenty of emails about this, so get with the program.

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at 07:20 AM | Comments (18)
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1 AHA! I shall find you, then ban you!

Posted by: Charles Johnson at July 19, 2010 07:22 AM (xay9+)

2 LOL, if we are having that kind of a problem how about people putting on some name tags with like maybe

AOS Moron - Vic

Posted by: Vic at July 19, 2010 07:22 AM (/jbAw)

3 What you guys need are some good super-secret decoder rings.

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at July 19, 2010 07:23 AM (554T5)

One of these days......

The Midwestern Morons will throw a shindig so grand in the middle of the sticks. We'll bring our Kentucky moonshine and a beanbag-toss sets. We'll get lost out in the middle of the sticks and won't be able to find our way out of the cornfields until daybreak.

You willz be jealouz.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at July 19, 2010 07:26 AM (pLTLS)

5 I'm the lonley Pittsburgh Moron. All my moron meet ups are with me and my dog at my house.

Posted by: Ben at July 19, 2010 07:28 AM (wuv1c)

6 I would've thought AoS morons would be clearly identifiable by their hobo-pelt capes.

Posted by: Waterhouse at July 19, 2010 07:29 AM (mQ8O/)

3 What you guys need are some good super-secret decoder rings.
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Or maybe those clicky thingies they used during D-Day.

Posted by: Anachronda at July 19, 2010 07:30 AM (3K4hn)

I'm the lonley Pittsburgh Moron

Come down to our 'hicks in the sticks' meet-up in OH. Of course, we're disorganized. We'd forget to actually set the date. And then there's the little problem of Herr forgetting to wear pants......

Posted by: laceyunderalls at July 19, 2010 07:31 AM (pLTLS)

9
Look for the Hobo head on a stick. (or listen if it's still fresh).

Posted by: IreneFingIrene at July 19, 2010 07:41 AM (JNqU9)

10 How about a meet up in far west Texas or southern New Mexico?

Posted by: alamogordo at July 19, 2010 08:06 AM (uKQxV)

11 How about hats? The ones with the propeller on top, maybe?

Posted by: Jay in Ames at July 19, 2010 08:27 AM (UEEex)

12 Heck, there were folks from Cali and Arizona at the Connecticut Moron meetup. . . how are can it be to make a connection with fellow morons??

Posted by: MCPO Airdale at July 19, 2010 08:29 AM (G5qLy)

Heck, there were folks from Cali and Arizona at the Connecticut Moron meetup. . . how are can it be to make a connection with fellow morons??

I don't know. How are it be to write in English?

Posted by: The Nitpicker at July 19, 2010 08:47 AM (xq7pr)

14 Can't you just put an "ACE of spades" somewhere on or by you guys so people can find you all? Or maybe you can all wear "Hello, my name is" tags with your posting name?

Posted by: curious at July 19, 2010 09:43 AM (p302b)

15 Or maybe you can all wear "Hello, my name is" tags with your posting name?

Extra points if you wear it on your crotch bulge or camel toe, depending on which applies.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 19, 2010 09:56 AM (P9+0W)

16 Get ball caps or silk screen shits made up with "Valu-Rite Vodka".

Posted by: Vic at July 19, 2010 10:01 AM (/jbAw)

17 Balloons?
http://tinyurl.com/bulkballoons

Posted by: dustmouse at July 19, 2010 11:00 AM (uA+vD)

18 if you see a fat bastard in shorts and a loud Hawaiian shirt, i'm there.

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 19, 2010 02:18 PM (d1FhN)

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