1 Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you are one.

2 I have an idea: why don't we some of you infiltrate the democratic party pretending to be far left whackos and run in democratic primaries just to make sure they lose? If we can't get a competent leftwing nutter, we can make our own!

3 Oh well, maybe all the candidate wannabees will form a circular firing squad?  Now there's time for Chaos You Can Believe In^TM?

4 Yeah, something tells me this lady is a frequent visitor of Wackadooville. Just my gut talking here, but it's usually right.

5 You've been had Ace. No ball dipping in this motherfucka.

6 That 110 number seems fishy.

7 Has she got the dead, soulless, crazy girlfriend eyes? That would explain a lot, if she does.

8 Huh, I didn't see that coming.  I figured 500 wasn't too much for her to get.

So... she owns her own small business and is a socialist... Does she share all profits equally with the busboys?

9 Well, if it's true she had only 110 signatures and went on FOX claiming to have 3500, then she's already got the Democrat lying thingy down. She'll go far in the party.

10 Yeah, democrats tend to fail upward.

11
That 110 number seems fishy.

Yeah.  Of course she's a whackjob, duh.  That's why we wanted her as the demunnist candidate.  Sounds like the machine took care of itself here, though. 

12 All I can say is thank God that broad without legs has been replaced by Valerie Bertinelli...even if she has picked up a few.

13 110?  Seriously, did no one from Indiana do the signature thing last night?

Still, if she doesn't have photocopies of all her signature, there's no one really to blame but her.

14 Like most far-lefties, she is delusional.  Also like her fellow moonbats, she thinks that a lie (I have enough signatures!) repeated often enough begins to resemble the truth.  I doubt she could find her couch in the living room with a map.  I only hope now that she makes a big stink of being "denied" her place on the ballot. 

15 I could get more than 110 signatures in Indiana and I don't even live there.

16 3500 signatures saved or created.

17 Sock Off!

18 #17: Not even!  Oh, wait, you're right!

19 3500 signatures saved or created

Bravo.

20 “It is enough that the people know there was an election. The people who cast the votes decide nothing. The people who count the votes decide everything.”  Joseph Stalin

21 Maybe Baron Hill(sp?) Is smarter than we thought?

22 She should have told everyone she was going to end women's suffrage; the dems would have been coming out of the woodwork to sign up.

23 #23, as an Alumna of Suffern High School, I resemble that remark!

24 She had to get 500 from each Congressional district. Therein lies the problem.

25 What?  A left wing wacko who is out of contact with reality and who doesn't understand that numbers have meaning?  I don't believe it. 

26

Maybe its me but if she really was trying to challenge Bayh, wouldn't she already have the 4500-5000 signatures. She knew the deadline and what was required, it just didn't sneak up on her.

It doesn't matter anyway because Bayh royally screwed the Democrats in Indiana. The ads practically write themselves, "the Democrat 'party bosses' are trying to choose your Senator for you".

27 I find politics on planet Earth to be an endless source of entertainment and LOL'ing

28 I tried to get ahold of my great, great grandparents in Indiana last night, but they weren't answering. Typical.

29 "the Democrat 'party bosses' are trying to choose your Senator for you"."

To which most dems I know would reply, " That's ok, cuz they know better. "

30 Ken: How about: "Selected Not Elected".

31 Fee fi sho shill, I smell a Baron Hill.

32 What a kook.  It's a good thing she wasn't denied tenure.

33 Hell, that means I got 10% of her total!

34 Libtarded ugly women frighten my inner child.

35 Hey, ParisParamus, I went to Clarkstown North. Rams beat Mounties!

36 Yeah. I hope D'Ippolito doesn't have a brother that plays the violin.

37 Consider this a practice session for the Fall Congressionals (sounds like a high society party), and not a complete waste of an evening.

38

The drama. The triumph. The tragedy.

Fall Congressionals...a new series premiering this fall on NBC.

39 I don't get why there's so little action on her FB page.

40 Silly blogger? Facts aren't for liberals. You knew that already right?

41

Emmanuel Lewis is...

BARRY

A new series premiering this fall on NBC

42

Okay, even proceeding under the assumption she's delusionally optimistic and didn't get close to the goal, I still question that 110 number.  There are only 110 friends of D'Ippolito, lefty moonbats and right-wing saboteurs in Indiana, all added together?  How many signatures got disqualified?  I think this needs investigated.  The people have a right to know!

Seriously, any division on the left can only help us.  And I've met a few leftists who, in unguarded honest off-the-record moments, admit to "understanding how things are done" in close important votes.  Whether she even came close or not, I really do doubt the 110 figure.

43

She only got two signatures in Bloomington? Two?

I could get more that that in ten minutes, supporting my run for God King of the Universe. She may be a nutbar, but there's still something screwy here, the two are not mutually exclusive.

44 So where's this leave the general election? No Democrat candidate at all? Or does the local Dem party just pick someone?

45

Here's a picture of Obama celebrating that she didn't gather enough signatures: http://tinypic.com/r/2nunipf/6

 

46 Well, if it's true she had only 110 signatures and went on FOX claiming to have 3500, then she's already got the Democrat lying thingy down.

She'll go far in the party.

Posted by: FreakyBoy at February 16, 2010 06:00 PM (Q41Zh)

Not to mention, she apparently received her mathematics education at Obama U. 

47 I hear signature sheets being shredded.  You have to deliver them with detailed video and multiple witnesses. 

I really thought AoS nation would storm the bars and come through with 1000's of signatures.

48 Who's to say they just didn't buy the silly bitch off???  I read that her Cafe de Toilet Bug was about to go tits up, she was close to being evicted from the property....'hey here's 6 months free rent so you can destroy yourself 6 months down the road and get the hell out of our hair'....

49

Clair McCaskill as you've never seen her before stars in...

AMY BISHOP, PH.D.

A new series premiering this fall on NBC

50

She only got two signatures in Bloomington? Two?

That is frickin fishy, considering she owns a restaurant in Bloomington.  Surely she could get a couple of employees to sign

51 I was going to send her .2010 for her campaign, but then I realized we don't have a unit of currency smaller than a penny...

52 D'Ippolito is out? D'IPPOLITO IS OUT???

53 Well, after watching her performance on Fox and Fools this morning, I thought she seemed sort of out of it, and dumber than a box of rocks.

So, I'm not surprised she didn't make it, but I am surprised she fell so far short.

Still, it was worth a try, as this would have been an epic pwnage if this had succeeded.

54 Report: D'Ippolito Only Garnered 110 Signatures

[...]

She still says she thinks she qualified

Par for the course for a dem.

55 Maybe it was all a publicity stunt for her restaurant.  I mean... if I'm ever in the neighborhood, I would definitely give the place a try!

56

So...What happends now? The Democratic Party in Indiana doesn't get a Nominee for the November Primary?

or is it...

That they get to select the Nominee?

57 Her FB page is now saying she will be on Channel 32 news like...now.  Or maybe the "32" refers to the number of petitions she filed?

58 ACORN just doesn't deliver like it used to.

59

What?  A left wing wacko who is out of contact with reality and who doesn't understand that numbers have meaning?  I don't believe it. 

Hah!

60

I know you all haven't gotten there yet, but did you see where Barry is embracing (not close enough, imo) nuclear power?

Just goes to show the power of peer review on leftist bullshit data.  A few short months ago, nuclear energy would have killed all of the whales, destroyed the rings of Saturn, and made every man's dick fall off.  Why, you ask?

Because leftist bullshit data said so, that's why.  It was settled science, for crying out loud.

But not now.  No sirree.  Now the bullshit leftists have applied the magic of peer review to the data and found that, not only is it absolutely safe, it is now the only energy known to exist that will make a man's penis longer (the glow in the dark feature is just an accidental benefit). 

Thanks be to Barry for the magic of peer reviewed data.

61

Oh....I see they get to select the Nominee.

Well, that's where I'm confused. Why was it that everybody on the left was pretending that Evan screwed the Mommy Party?

I can understand that they figured he could probably win a third term, but they acted like he totally screwed them. In reality he did it in a way that might have saved them...No?

Or are they just whinning to put on a show, because the polling was telling them he was going to lose anyway?

62 At NRO they said that the legal requirement was 500 signatures from each of 7 congressional districts. She got enough in 6 of them but missed the seventh, where she only got about a hundred.

63 I have 10,000 signatures in my trunk.  We can still count those, right?

64 This is the worst case of Voter Candidate Signature Suppression, evah.

65

Maybe Baron Hill(sp?) Is smarter than we thought?

Can we refer to him as "Baron Von Hill"? I think it's a nice touch.

66 But they are signatures of schizophrenics! There are 3500 personalities represented.

P.S. I seem to remember a case many, many years ago where a court actually swore in separate personalities of a schizophrenic separately. But don't repeat that to anyone, as it might be a faulty memory on my part. Does anyone else remember this?

67

7 Has she got the dead, soulless, crazy girlfriend eyes? That would explain a lot, if she does.

Posted by: joncelli at February 16, 2010 05:59 PM (RD7QR)

No, she's TOTALLY HAWT!!!

68

progressoverpeace -

That may be a memory from one of your other personalities.

69 63 At NRO they said that the legal requirement was 500 signatures from each of 7 congressional districts. She got enough in 6 of them but missed the seventh, where she only got about a hundred.

Posted by: Steven Den Beste at February 16, 2010 06:43 PM (+rSRq)

So close.  So Close.  Good to know she wasn't delusional.

Never pegged as you as a moron, Den Beste.  Probably here for the hobo hunting or is it the valu-rite?

70

O/T:  Krauthammer wasn't on Special Report tonight, so Jonah was there.  I like Jonah a lot, but there sure is a big hole when Krauthammer is gone.  You can feel his absence.  Jonah didn't come close.  Now that I think about it, I can't think of anyone who could take Krauthammer's slot.

71 She's just carrying on in a long tradition of Democrat lies about votes and registration - did she get advice from ACORN?  They usually tell their clients to use those voter tricks on the Restupid party not the highly intelligent and educated elite democrats \s

72 I seem to remember a case many, many years ago where a court actually swore in separate personalities of a schizophrenic separately.

I don't remember the case, but you're mixing up your disorders.  Schizophrenics don't have multiple personalities.

73 Jeez, enough Indiana already.  Can we haz thread on Marjah?  Seriously.  Marine parents would appreciate.

74 Posted by: gebrauchshund at February 16, 2010 06:56 PM (ZTGFz)

I don't think this was it, but it is along the lines of what I was talking about. From a New York Slimes article in 1994 (though my recollection is from earlier):

The unmapped territory into which psychiatry can lead the courts became apparent earlier this year when a man on trial for rape in Arizona took the witness stand in a skirt, pink sweater, high heels and press-on nails.

The man, James Carlson, claimed to have 11 personalities, eight of which knew something about the crimes in question. So the defense called each one as a witness, including the lesbian prostitute in the powder-pink sweater.

75 Can't she demand a slow recount or something, and delay the Party-Line appointment of some future Dem stooge?

76 Posted by: progressoverpeace at February 16, 2010 07:00 PM (A46hP)

Please tell me this was not a Jury Trial.....

If so, the Jurors should be approved for Disability for PTSD....

77 I don't think this was it, but it is along the lines of what I was talking about.

So was Ace found innocent?

78 Posted by: TXMarko at February 16, 2010 07:06 PM (ERCJW)

Did you see this nugget further down in the article?

In 1990 a grocery worker from Oshkosh, Wis., was tried on charges that he raped a 26-year-old woman, who said she learned of the attack after two of her personalities told her that a third had had sex with the man. In court, six of the several dozen personalities claimed by the woman testified. At one point, the prosecutor and the judge recall, the woman even switched briefly into the personality of a dog.

79 OMG, she is "speaking" on facebook--and it's nothing like Palin!  I think you need to be a friend of hers, so I will post what she has said here:

Tamyra For Senate It is true I do not know much about your party because I am a Democrat. But, I do have respect for all parties and I think we all in our own way want to make our state and our country better. We are all united in that agenda even if we express ourselves differently from time to time.

 

Tamyra For Senate I want to personally say I am sorry to the people of the Tea Bag Party if I have offended your feelings in any way. I still do not understand the terms you are speaking about but when I asked someone they reported back to me they thought it was something graphic. That was never my intent because I had never heard that term before in my life.

4 minutes ago

80 So was Ace found innocent?

Posted by: sandy burger at February 16, 2010 07:10 PM (MT+0i)

Well ... yes, no, no, yes, no, no, no ... and "ruff".

81 Posted by: PairsParamus at February 16, 2010 07:14 PM (0YPx

Is that for real?

82 And then someone responded:

What the heck is wrong with you? STOP saying tea BAG if you are really sorry. Which, by now, NO ONE believes.
5 Minutes ago

83 #82, yes, I friended her last night.  You see, I have a JEWISH name, and so no suspicions are raised.

84 why don't we some of you infiltrate the democratic party pretending to be far left whackos and run in democratic primaries just to make sure they lose?

That's so crazy, it just might work!

85 OK, this is really funny (but would be much funnier if she was a petition-viable candidate:

Tamyra For Senate  Your are more than welcome to put up your website here or explain what your [Tea Party] means to you so we can all understand it better.
9 Minutes Ago

PairsParamus

86 Sorry, I have to go out.  Will post more later if anyone's interested...

87
Overpriced brushetta did her in.  Happens every time.

88 My family put their three Hancocks on a form and took it down to the courthouse. The woman there told my mom she would have to mail it to Bloomington after they processed it there at the courthouse, that it had to be mailed by Friday.

I was skeptical, but Mom said she would mail it anyway. I think maybe there is some misinformation somewhere--either us, in what we had to do to get her signatures, or the courthouse, in thinking more steps are required. Either way it's annoying. If she wasn't going to challenge Bayh, why did she have any signatures at all? And if she was, why didn't she already have enough?

Then again, we were supporting her because she's an idiot and a kook, so what do you expect.

89 Someone somewhere posted a link to her restaurant's reviews on trip advisor. In there it's clear that this woman has no touch with reality. Was worth the shot thought.

90
evenin, fagz

91
you know what'd be fun?

An evening roundup of what's up in the sinestrosphere. Someone can go to the main moonbat caves such DU, Kos, and Dogshit Lake, see what's occupying their pea-brains, and then give a little humorous summary.

And then we'll all laugh and laugh and laugh...

92 I guess we can drop the apostrophe from this babe's name.

93 She'd have been a more interesting candidate than whoever the Demo 'convention' will barf up:  Less corrupt, for starters

Where's Quayle's kid in all this? 

94 110=the total # of AOSHQ comments / the # of sockpuppets.

95 Her problem is, being a true Liberal, she does not know how to count. If the clerk at the court hourse told her that she was 1,000 votes short, she thought all she had to do was turn to her aide and say." Is that all? make up the difference right now.  Chop-chop!"

96

Washington Examiner:

In [The Audacity of Hope], Mr. Obama...attributes his 1996 victory to his message of hope, and his exhortations that Chicagoans drop their justifiable cynicism about politics...Mr. Obama writes that even if the voters were not impressed by this speech, "enough of them appreciated my earnestness and youthful swagger that I made it to the Illinois legislature."

In real life, it did not matter what Mr. Obama said on the stump or whether South Side voters were impressed. What mattered was that, beginning on Jan. 2, 1996, his campaigners began challenging thousands of petition signatures the other candidates in the race had submitted in order to appear on the ballot. Thus would Mr. Obama win his state Senate seat, months before a single vote was cast...

In the end, Mr. Obama disqualified all four opponents -- including the incumbent state senator, Alice Palmer, and three minor candidates. Ms. Palmer, a former ally of Mr. Obama, had gathered 1,580 signatures, more than twice the 757 required to appear on the ballot. A minor, perennial candidate had gathered 1,899 signatures, suggesting the Obama team invested much time working even against him.

97 In related news, I measured these 46Ds twice and it looks like I'm a lock for that waitress gig at Hooters.

And I'm now tall enough to ride the big-girl rides at Disneyland.

You right-wingers with your phallocratic insistence on "accurate" counts and measures! And compliance with the "rule of law!"

Your days are numbered, but not in that soul-stifling "numerical order" imposed by white European males.

98 D'Ippolito is out? D'IPPOLITO IS OUT???

Posted by: CNN at February 16, 2010 06:32 PM (P33XN)

Still peeing my pants.

99 I call bullshit.  You could stand in front of any WalMart and get 110 signitures on a petition demanding a nuclear attack on Easter Island, and get them within an hour.

100 Awww come on....There's at least one car in every District with 500 valid signatures in a box in the back seat.

101 I just have to wonder how much of the disconnect is due to Humbolt County weed finding its way to Indiana.

102

Never underestimate the Indiana Democrat machine, they will get who they want come hook or crook.

On election nights the votes aren't in until all the outlaying cemetaries votes are counted.

103 They bought her ass off. Nice comfy job with the county somewhere or a "grant" for her diversity efforts.

104 Yeah, she probably made the whole thing up. Bitch.

105 @#24 Gryphons eat Mounties for breakfast.

106

110 sigs...

This is what liberal support looks like without Acorn, I guess.

107

She only got two signatures in Bloomington? Two?

I live close by. She's nowwhere wacky enough for that town.