April 12, 2010

Republican Charles Djou Tied With Democratic Candidates in Hawaii Special House Election
— Ace

Djou, an Army Reserve officer and Honolulu city councilman, might wind up winning this district in a reverse Scozzoflava scenario: There are two Democrats running and splitting the vote with each other.

A Democratic poll puts Djou tied with one Democrat (Case) at 32%, and ahead of the other one (Hanabusa) at 27%.

Further, there's a nice schism here: The AFL-CIO supports Hanabusa. as do both of the state's Democratic Senators, and the DCCC supports Case. And with both very much in the running and virtually tied themselves, neither has a very compelling case to withdraw in order to keep the seat Democratic.

Posted by: Ace at 12:38 PM | Comments (202)
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1 If seats in both Illinois and Hawaii flip to R, I'll be thrilled.  Also oding on popcorn.

Posted by: alexthechick at April 12, 2010 12:41 PM (8WZWv)

2
Fascinating.

Posted by: Mr Spock at April 12, 2010 12:43 PM (uFokq)

3

 reverse Scozzoflava scenario

**shutter**chill**nausea**

 

Posted by: dananjcon at April 12, 2010 12:43 PM (pr+up)

4
Don't forget the election in FLA.

Posted by: Mr Spock at April 12, 2010 12:45 PM (uFokq)

Posted by: Rickshaw Jack at April 12, 2010 12:45 PM (b9f4x)

6 Has Newt Gingrich endorsed one of the Dems yet just out of habit?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 12, 2010 12:45 PM (B+qrE)

7 I prefer Djou republicans to regular republicans.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 12, 2010 12:46 PM (muUqs)

8 So which Dem candidate is McCain talking up while calling Djou a racist?

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at April 12, 2010 12:49 PM (F09Uo)

9 Ooooohhhh shit....

Posted by: the chicken at April 12, 2010 12:49 PM (EZCyM)

10
You'd think Michael asshole Steele would nationalize these elections to try to win a few seats and take advantage of the lousy opinion polls on the Dems.

I have just one question for Michael Steele. What's important to you, man? What the fuck are you doing while you're not getting (R)'s elected?

Posted by: Mr Spock at April 12, 2010 12:50 PM (uFokq)

11 Djou supports "sex on the streets" so he's got my vote.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 12, 2010 12:50 PM (muUqs)

12 What about PA? Isn't Murtha's seat up soon.

Posted by: Jean at April 12, 2010 12:51 PM (PjevJ)

13

Uh oh.

He wants to wipe-out Pelosi with his money wave on 4/21.

Why does he advocate for such violence? Drowning is never the answer.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 12, 2010 12:51 PM (pLTLS)

14

So has Obama endorsed Djou, thereby ensuring his defeat.

(nah... he's not that clever...)

Posted by: Warthog at April 12, 2010 12:52 PM (7mSPV)

15 11 Djou supports "sex on the streets" so he's got my vote.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 12, 2010 04:50 PM (muUqs)

Fine for you. But if you're on the bottom that asphalt burn is murder....

Posted by: dagny at April 12, 2010 12:52 PM (dXpcc)

16

 What the fuck are you doing while you're not getting (R)'s elected?

Doing what I can to get (D)'s elected.

What can I say?  I'm a giver!


Posted by: Michael Steele at April 12, 2010 12:53 PM (wWwJR)

17 I just hope he's not the politican Djou.

Posted by: 48%er at April 12, 2010 12:54 PM (gxpfq)

18

Drowning is never the answer.

unless yer drowning the elected elite, in a vat of caterpillars...

Posted by: mrfixit at April 12, 2010 12:54 PM (Bsm1s)

19 I have just one question for Michael Steele. What's important to you, man?

Michael Steele is the only important man on that stage. 

Posted by: alexthechick at April 12, 2010 12:54 PM (8WZWv)

20 Yeah, but is he Djouish?

Posted by: Garbonzo the Garrulous at April 12, 2010 12:54 PM (o8Qz0)

21 Drowning is never the answer.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 12, 2010 04:51 PM (pLTLS)

Now you tell me!

Posted by: Andrea Yates Posting From Susan Smith's Computer at April 12, 2010 12:55 PM (F09Uo)

22 Djou cant handle the truth!

Posted by: mrfixit at April 12, 2010 12:56 PM (Bsm1s)

23 21 Drowning is never the answer. Well there was this one time.

Posted by: Ted Kennedy at April 12, 2010 12:57 PM (eoYse)

24 I once got a Reverse-Scozzaflava down in San Luis, Mexico on a bet.

Between the bail money and the veterinarian bills, I was out like $30.00

Sold the video to Larry Flynt for $40 and spent the profit on tic-tacs and nachos.


Posted by: sifty at April 12, 2010 12:57 PM (y4IbY)

25
It's like the thought never occurred to Steele to raise money from all over the country to win 3 seats in the House. Three vote might make the difference in upcoming legislation.

Posted by: Mr Spock at April 12, 2010 12:57 PM (uFokq)

26 one seat at a time.............

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 12, 2010 12:58 PM (JrRME)

27 Michael Steele hasn't quite grasped what happened with Scott Brown. But give him a margin of error, because it was only a few months ago.

Posted by: sifty at April 12, 2010 12:59 PM (y4IbY)

28  I just hope he's not the politican Djou.

Posted by: 48%er

 

Gesundheit.

Posted by: Blue Hen at April 12, 2010 01:00 PM (R2fpr)

29
But give him a margin of error...

That's right. Because I'm black. Now step off, racist.

Posted by: Michael Steele at April 12, 2010 01:01 PM (uFokq)

30 Hmmm....

Maybe they need some help in holding a fair election back home.  They may need a recount, too.

Posted by: President Toonces at April 12, 2010 01:03 PM (H6Jyg)

31

Posted by: Michael Steele at April 12, 2010 05:01 PM (uFokq)

Pffft. Steele is about as black as I am.

Posted by: Litttle Richard at April 12, 2010 01:03 PM (vwfRj)

32 post #24 is....disturbing .

Posted by: Blue Hen at April 12, 2010 01:03 PM (R2fpr)

33 What is happening with Murtha's seat? I received an email today that there is a special election and Republican primary same day?

What are the five special House elections Repubs have lost since Jan 09?

Posted by: Thomas Hooker at April 12, 2010 01:05 PM (W/MMc)

34

32

nah, the video was WAY more disturbing...so I hear...

Posted by: mrfixit at April 12, 2010 01:05 PM (Bsm1s)

35 It's the Djooooouuuuus!

Posted by: progressoverpeace at April 12, 2010 01:06 PM (N49h9)

36 The prep for a Reverse-Scozzaflava Scenario is even more disturbing.

Have you ever tried to find a party clown and a lobster that far from the ocean?

Posted by: sifty at April 12, 2010 01:07 PM (y4IbY)

37 I bid you a Djou!

Posted by: cahlres josnohn at April 12, 2010 01:08 PM (Bsm1s)

38
NY-20, NY-23, and I think LaHood's seat, ummm...I forgot the other two.

Linda Solis have a seat?

Posted by: Michael Steele at April 12, 2010 01:09 PM (uFokq)

39
post #24 is....disturbing .

You're new here, aintcha?

Posted by: Dang Straights at April 12, 2010 01:09 PM (fx8sm)

40 begone foul sock!

Posted by: mrfixit at April 12, 2010 01:09 PM (Bsm1s)

41 Just another racist white supremacist teabagger, nothing to see here...

Posted by: the peanut gallery at April 12, 2010 01:13 PM (NurK6)

42 I say the winner of any race in Hawaii ought to be decided with a SPAM cook-off on Iron Chef.

Only way to be fair.

Posted by: sifty at April 12, 2010 01:14 PM (y4IbY)

43 Ace, it cracks me up that people just don't give a shit anymore about the spelling of Scozzaflava.

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 12, 2010 01:16 PM (PJ1yM)

44

actually, case wouldn't be that bad at all

he's one of those very rare reagan democrats, in fact, he's just like senator brown

the only reason he left his seat in the us house was to run against one of our liberal idiot senators...akaka

hanabusa is a corrupt liberal c........ (fill in at will)

i'm a coin toss between case and djou

Posted by: navycopjoe at April 12, 2010 01:16 PM (gg4j2)

45 If one of the dems pulls out the island WILL capsize.

Posted by: Barbarian at April 12, 2010 01:17 PM (EL+OC)

46 45  nah, we'll just keep editor here to balance it out

Posted by: navycopjoe at April 12, 2010 01:18 PM (gg4j2)

47 Djou wanna see my leetle friend, maing?

Posted by: Tony Montana at April 12, 2010 01:19 PM (VY5KX)

48

the only reason he left his seat in the us house was to run against one of our liberal idiot senators...akaka

Posted by: navycopjoe at April 12, 2010 05:16 PM (gg4j2)

You can't say "akaka".  We all learned from the lame streams that that is raaaacist!!

Posted by: progressoverpeace at April 12, 2010 01:19 PM (N49h9)

49 Scuzzifuzzi who?
I dreaming Veto Proof majority.

Posted by: Iblis at April 12, 2010 01:20 PM (9221z)

50

I cannot decide which victory will be more gratifying...a Republican winning Obama's home country state, or a Republican winning Obama's old senate seat.

Oh well.  Only one way to find out!

Posted by: reason at April 12, 2010 01:20 PM (V40IZ)

51 Don't underestimate the lemming-like stupidity of the average hawaii voter. They would vote for a nicely coiled dog turd if the Dans and the unions gave it the thumbs up.

Posted by: dirk_steed at April 12, 2010 01:20 PM (TxMeq)

52 48  i wanted a bumper sticker that said 'suck my akaka' but i think the locals would set my car on fire

Posted by: navycopjoe at April 12, 2010 01:21 PM (gg4j2)

53 I dreaming Veto Proof majority.


just like the ones we used to know......

Posted by: Zombie Bing Crosby at April 12, 2010 01:22 PM (VY5KX)

54 reverse Scozzoflava scenario: There are two Democrats running and splitting the vote with each other.

What are you talking about, Ace?  There were two Democrats in the Scozzafava election too. 

One of them was just registered with an R.

Posted by: LibertarianJim at April 12, 2010 01:22 PM (86FvD)

55

51  not true

whoever offers them free heiniken wins

hey brah, i do get da green bottles cause i gots da class

Posted by: navycopjoe at April 12, 2010 01:23 PM (gg4j2)

56 But Intrade has Djou down by 20%!!!!!

Posted by: In before the troll at April 12, 2010 01:24 PM (VY5KX)

57 Djou want to be a pepper too?

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at April 12, 2010 01:29 PM (7VvJB)

58 When will this election be held?

Posted by: logprof at April 12, 2010 01:31 PM (Mmw0q)

59 I am assuming this election is also in November. October surprises folks. The democrats are famous for them.

Posted by: kansas at April 12, 2010 01:31 PM (mka2b)

60 Djou-hoo!!!

Posted by: Bobby Gibbs, into his pillow at April 12, 2010 01:33 PM (sPO/s)

61 This is Hawaii we are talking about. I am unsure just whether it would make any difference whether the Republican or one of the Democrats win. Probably just a matter of degree. Do you go socialism via Beech Bonanza, or SR-71?

Posted by: maddogg at April 12, 2010 01:34 PM (OlN4e)

62 The prep for a Reverse-Scozzaflava Scenario is even more disturbing.

Have you ever tried to find a party clown and a lobster that far from the ocean?
Posted by: sifty

Check the local Democrat party headquarters. Other than that, Craig's list.

Posted by: Blue Hen at April 12, 2010 01:36 PM (1O93r)

63 On Soviet Oahu Scozzoflava reverse scenarios Djou.

Posted by: Dave at April 12, 2010 01:37 PM (9/7Mf)

64 This just in: FDR and Ted Kennedy are still dead! Liberals hit the hardest.

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at April 12, 2010 01:42 PM (YVZlY)

65 O/T:  "Former Brown student sues school over expulsion"
Wasn't the Duke case around the same time?
wonder how much of this kind of stuff goes on in all our nations colleges and universities?
To bring a suit, 3 years later....
"
William McCormick III and his parents say university administrators gave him a one-way ticket home to Wisconsin after he was accused of rape in the fall of 2006. McCormick alleges the school never told the police about the rape allegations and accepted them as true without investigating."

Posted by: curious at April 12, 2010 01:42 PM (p302b)

66 I am assuming this election is also in November. October surprises folks. The democrats are famous for them.

Posted by: kansas at April 12, 2010 05:31 PM (mka2b)

--I don't think it's in November, else it would not be a special election.

Posted by: logprof at April 12, 2010 01:43 PM (Mmw0q)

67
The state of Hawaii is a mess(D).  It's almost the tropical version of Detroit.

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at April 12, 2010 01:45 PM (0fzsA)

68 Fine for you. But if you're on the bottom that asphalt burn is murder.... Why do you think they call it asphalt?

Posted by: bergerbilder at April 12, 2010 01:46 PM (S1Ttj)

69

I'll bet if he wins they'll say it was all part of a Djouish conspiracy.

(Those crafty, crafty Djous...)

Posted by: Warthog at April 12, 2010 01:49 PM (7mSPV)

70

OT: File this under the category "I promise I won't cum in your mouth"

'Israel won't be our focus' - Arab officials deny plans to turn Israel into issue at ObamaÂ’s nuke summit

 

Posted by: conscious and saying "Of course I believe you" at April 12, 2010 01:50 PM (YVZlY)

71 Whoopty fucking Djou...

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 12, 2010 01:52 PM (sPO/s)

72 One of them will get a call from the whitehouse and suddenly withdraw in the name of party unity and to stop those dangerous republicans from getting hold of the seat.  Then he'll get appointed to some cushy government job or some democrat businessman will give him a high paid, do nothing job.  It's nice to think that the GOP candidate can get in but it won't happen.

Posted by: scr_north at April 12, 2010 01:53 PM (rnj7k)

73 Djou can't HANDLE the truth!

Posted by: Scarface at April 12, 2010 01:53 PM (YCVBL)

74

@Posted by: scr_north at April 12, 2010 05:53 PM (rnj7k)

Why'd Djou go and pop our little bubble?

(these just write themselves...)

Posted by: Warthog at April 12, 2010 01:55 PM (7mSPV)

75 "72 One of them will get a call from the whitehouse and suddenly withdraw in the name of party unity and to stop those dangerous republicans from getting hold of the seat.  Then he'll get appointed to some cushy government job or some democrat businessman will give him a high paid, do nothing job.  It's nice to think that the GOP candidate can get in but it won't happen.

Posted by: scr_north at April 12, 2010 05:53 PM (rnj7k)"

Last night a guest on Batchelor's show said in as much that this happened with Bart Stupid....one day he was running, next day gets a nice ole telephone call and then the following day, he retiring...surprise!

Posted by: curious at April 12, 2010 01:56 PM (p302b)

76 How did Lingle get elected?

Posted by: lowandslow at April 12, 2010 01:57 PM (XbjSP)

77 case is pretty much the sanest hawaii donk [not that that is saying much] so for colleen to be losing to him must be phreaking out the union bosses [!]

Posted by: Buckaroo at April 12, 2010 01:57 PM (ZJv6b)

78 A friend of mine says it is pronounced "dew" so he then "fondly reminisced about Laurie dew on one of the cable channels.

Posted by: curious at April 12, 2010 01:57 PM (p302b)

79 What I know about Charles Djou, I get the feeling hes a great guy and would certainly be great from the very blue state of hawaii

Posted by: Dan at April 12, 2010 01:58 PM (1jzSs)

80 Speaking of Hawaii, did we ever find out what giant earthquake he was talking about that he said we had to "help them with"?

Posted by: curious at April 12, 2010 01:59 PM (p302b)

81 Djou really got me...

Posted by: The Kinks at April 12, 2010 01:59 PM (YVZlY)

82 "How did Lingle get elected?" by being mostly socially liberal but acknowledging that capitalism is just crazy enuf to work ... /and btw Charles is well to the right of Linda and significantly different than case as well ...

Posted by: Buckaroo at April 12, 2010 02:00 PM (ZJv6b)

83 Djou is terrific. Smart, well educated (but not an asshole), well spoken, lots of common sense and NOT A RINO.

Posted by: mare at April 12, 2010 02:02 PM (X1fsj)

84 Another slow news day.

Posted by: Dr. Spank at April 12, 2010 02:02 PM (muUqs)

85 I Djou, I Djou I Djou I Djou I Djou I Djou!

Posted by: ABBA at April 12, 2010 02:04 PM (S1Ttj)

86 No, it's pronounced Dee-chou. The election is May 22nd, a winner-take-all, no primary affair. It is completely mail in.

Posted by: mare at April 12, 2010 02:06 PM (X1fsj)

87 not to be a buzzkill, but he does not drop the D at all when saying his name -- it's DE-jou ... /ducks

Posted by: Buckaroo at April 12, 2010 02:06 PM (ZJv6b)

88

Are there enough morons in Hawaii to cause a little Operation: Chaos-style goodness?

Posted by: KingShamus at April 12, 2010 02:07 PM (8n1j5)

89 "It is completely mail in." i hope very much that helps Charles ...

Posted by: Buckaroo at April 12, 2010 02:07 PM (ZJv6b)

91

No, it's pronounced Dee-chou.

Posted by: mare at April 12, 2010 06:06 PM (X1fsj)

Bless you!

Posted by: conscious and caring at April 12, 2010 02:07 PM (YVZlY)

92 "conscious and caring" HA! Thanks.

Posted by: mare at April 12, 2010 02:08 PM (X1fsj)

93 the tiny island nation in the central pacific has PLENTY folks who are none too bright re: politics -- so yeah, we need to gently encourage them to make sure they vote for one [or the other!] donk and let Charles get over 35% at a minimum ...

Posted by: Buckaroo at April 12, 2010 02:09 PM (ZJv6b)

94 Djou mind if I go off topic for a bit? I'm going low carb and it's starting to piss me off. Djou mind if I let fly a string of obscenities, or should I save it for the ONT?

Posted by: fluffy, carb addict at April 12, 2010 02:09 PM (4Kl5M)

95 Double Down released today. Best paragraph from a bite by bite review.

In retrospect, though, the really funny thing about the Double Down is not that it exists, not that it's a dare pretending to be a lunch, but that it would be nothing special if they added a bun to it. Think about it. It'd be like, "What's that? A double chicken sandwich? Pffft. Snooze. Any jackass can make a double chicken sandwich." Somehow, by taking off the processed-food bread, KFC made this thing look deadly.


Posted by: MikeTheMoose at April 12, 2010 02:10 PM (0q2P7)

96
Mark Levin likes to say repubics.

Posted by: Mr Peebles at April 12, 2010 02:11 PM (uFokq)

97 "Charles' surname "Djou" is a French translation of his Chinese surname "Zhou."'
he's also an attorney

Posted by: curious at April 12, 2010 02:12 PM (p302b)

98 "he's also an attorney" nobody's perfect /runs

Posted by: Buckaroo at April 12, 2010 02:14 PM (ZJv6b)

99 Bush got 47% of the vote in this district. I'll bet Djou wins this thing.

Posted by: Danny at April 12, 2010 02:14 PM (cv+MG)

100

anyone seen this series of interviews that include our esteemed Gabe?

tinyurl.com/y34v5ap

Posted by: The Great Satan's Ghost at April 12, 2010 02:14 PM (hHNMi)

101 Hawaii is the 57th state in the union.

Posted by: Ministry of Fiction at April 12, 2010 02:16 PM (VlU3Y)

102 "98 "he's also an attorney"

nobody's perfect

/runs

Posted by: Buckaroo at April 12, 2010 06:14 PM (ZJv6b)"

hahhahhahha now i'm cleaning the keyboard!!!!

Posted by: curious at April 12, 2010 02:16 PM (p302b)

103
why would you ever read some kweer's opinion on food on Salon?

Posted by: Mr Peebles at April 12, 2010 02:17 PM (uFokq)

104
the little faggot is talking about greasy fingers and getting fat -- what the fuck does that have to do with how it tastes?

Posted by: Mr Peebles at April 12, 2010 02:18 PM (uFokq)

105 why would you ever read some kweer's opinion on food on Salon?

Meh it was headlined on HotAir. And I said what the hell I'm curios...

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at April 12, 2010 02:18 PM (0q2P7)

106 Oh c'mon I wanna lay ya?

Posted by: A Punchline at April 12, 2010 02:18 PM (8WOM0)

107 DCCC polls are bullshit, so either Djou is actually in the lead, or he's behind and they're massaging his numbers to create a false sense of confidence in GOP voters. I'm betting the former.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at April 12, 2010 02:18 PM (oRZ8S)

108 I can't support this man. He's a Djou.

Posted by: Ron Paul at April 12, 2010 02:19 PM (oRZ8S)

109 Are they boating in a c o r n and the see you guys?

Posted by: curious at April 12, 2010 02:20 PM (p302b)

110
I've been thinking about eating a Double Down all day long. All day. Long.

Posted by: Mr Peebles at April 12, 2010 02:21 PM (uFokq)

111 a-nut had NO offices on the tiny island nation [!!]

Posted by: Buckaroo at April 12, 2010 02:22 PM (ZJv6b)

112 110 - Not the thrill I was expecting, needs more bacon!

Posted by: ktnxbai at April 12, 2010 02:25 PM (sCYaK)

113 Djou-bee-djou-bee-djouuuuuuuuuuu....

Posted by: Zombie Sinatra at April 12, 2010 02:26 PM (oRZ8S)

114 Speaking of unions, a friend in the office was saying that unions only make up 12% of the workers and that the largest unions are the teachers and government employees which is why we will be making sure all of them have their perks and pensions even if everyone else is taxed to death.  Oh and this is a lib/lib who voted for BO

Posted by: curious at April 12, 2010 02:26 PM (p302b)

115
Oh poi!

Posted by: Dang at April 12, 2010 02:27 PM (UA4gE)

116
wow so Max Baucus' taudry affair goes unnoticed

unfuckingbelievable

Posted by: Mr Peebles at April 12, 2010 02:27 PM (uFokq)

117
I don't know what made me think of that.

Posted by: Mr Peebles at April 12, 2010 02:28 PM (uFokq)

118 104. the little faggot is talking about greasy fingers and getting fat -- what the fuck does that have to do with how it tastes? The little faggot got his ow jet airplane The little faggot is a million-naire

Posted by: Dire Straits at April 12, 2010 02:28 PM (S1Ttj)

119 Is he hot?

Posted by: Representative Moronette at April 12, 2010 02:28 PM (1fanL)

120 I never figured the Salon "guy" would actually like it but he did give a lot of relevant taste data.
1. More than enough salty bacon goodness.
2. Unworldly tender fried chicken.
3. Greasy goodness, pepperjack cheesyness, and mayo/mustard mix specialsauciness to tie it into one caveman esque eat with your hands bait for a moron trap.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at April 12, 2010 02:28 PM (0q2P7)

121 ow=own

Posted by: Dire Straits at April 12, 2010 02:28 PM (S1Ttj)

122 What taudry affair?  Although really seen one politician's taudry affair seen em all....I mean...nowadays you have to assume they are all screwing around ....I mean if there was a tiger in so many tanks....there are now endless possibilities...

Posted by: curious at April 12, 2010 02:29 PM (p302b)

123 "119 Is he hot?

Posted by: Representative Moronette at April 12, 2010 06:28 PM (1fanL)"

There's a nice pic of him and the wife and the three kids on the wiki page.  He is a hottie but I only checked after you asked in deference to the wife and the three kiddies.

Posted by: curious at April 12, 2010 02:30 PM (p302b)

124
you notice the radio stations don't play that song, anymore? Well, I haven't heard it on the classic rock stations. I dunno.

Posted by: Mr Peebles at April 12, 2010 02:31 PM (uFokq)

125 Djou supports "sex on the streets" so he's got my vote.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 12, 2010 04:50 PM (muUqs)

No one really watching us.

Posted by: FUBAR at April 12, 2010 02:31 PM (1fanL)

126
Max Baucus was boinking a chick and giving her political favors.

Posted by: Mr Peebles at April 12, 2010 02:33 PM (uFokq)

127 OT: Glenn Beck now has a man-crush on Paul Ryan. Mr. Ryan called into his radio show & set the record straight RE his speech.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 12, 2010 02:33 PM (Yq+qN)

128 126 I want a german sausage, wrapped in bacon, stuffed into a porkchop, which is also wrapped in bacon. Then deepfry the whole thing in lard. Serve with a diet coke. Must not be Djouish (or Muslim).

Posted by: bergerbilder at April 12, 2010 02:34 PM (S1Ttj)

129 I want a german sausage, wrapped in bacon, stuffed into a porkchop, which is also wrapped in bacon.  Then deepfry the whole thing in lard.

Serve on a bed of bacon with a diet coke.

PRESENTATION!

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at April 12, 2010 02:34 PM (0q2P7)

130 He's kinda lippy.

Posted by: Djou's Harp at April 12, 2010 02:34 PM (1fanL)

131 <Djou> tag work on this end of the "Ace of Spades continually waiting to upgrade saga"?

Posted by: JavaJoe at April 12, 2010 02:37 PM (e9JZd)

132

http://tinypic.com/a/1z2bq/3

political statements I saw today in Indy.

 

 

Posted by: Timbo at April 12, 2010 02:39 PM (7GgDy)

133 MiketheMoose - Have you seen the new DoubleShot from KFC -- Two slabs of fried chicken, with bacon and cheese in between.  Tear up the receipt, it may be evidence in a divorce case.

Posted by: Jean at April 12, 2010 02:40 PM (CPefM)

134 I want a german sausage, wrapped in bacon, stuffed into a porkchop, which is also wrapped in bacon. Then deepfry the whole thing in lard. Serve with a diet coke. Keeps the whole the Atkins friendly

Posted by: fluffy wants a freakin' cookie!! at April 12, 2010 02:41 PM (4Kl5M)

135
political statements I saw today in Indy.

I can dig it.

Posted by: Mr Peebles at April 12, 2010 02:41 PM (uFokq)

136 MiketheMoose - Have you seen the new DoubleShot from KFC ...

It's actually called the Double Down. Your scroll up function will reveal it as the origin of the food discussion.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at April 12, 2010 02:42 PM (0q2P7)

137
Have you seen the new DoubleShot from KFC -- Two slabs of fried chicken, with bacon and cheese in between. 

Dude?

Posted by: Mr Peebles at April 12, 2010 02:43 PM (uFokq)

138
Posted by: Jean Johnny Come Lately

Posted by: Mr Peebles at April 12, 2010 02:43 PM (uFokq)

139
hey you guys hear about that guy Djew in Hawaii?

Posted by: Mr Peebles at April 12, 2010 02:44 PM (uFokq)

140 O/T:  Wish I could communicate like Krauthammer.  If I spent a week polishing an essay I might come close to what he can flip out of his pocket extemporaneously.  Might.

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 12, 2010 02:47 PM (PJ1yM)

141
how bout dem bastid JETS?

They seem to be building either a great team or a team of has-beens and misfits. As a Patriots fan, I am a little concerned, not gonna lie to you.

Posted by: Mr Peebles at April 12, 2010 02:48 PM (uFokq)

142 That KFC thing sounds gross.It also sounds like it will drive nanny types like Bloombag nuts,so I hope it sells like gangbusters.

Posted by: steevy at April 12, 2010 02:49 PM (yCFEF)

143

Re: KFC

It's called the Double Down, and some want to regulate it like alcohol and tobacco:

The committee has asked KFC to market the Double Down as if it were tobacco or alcohol, which means not advertising it within 500 yards of a school or otherwise promoting it to kids.

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 12, 2010 02:50 PM (PJ1yM)

144 144 That KFC thing sounds gross.It also sounds like it will drive nanny types like Bloombag nuts,so I hope it sells like gangbusters.

Posted by: steevy at April 12, 2010 06:49 PM (yCFEF)


Did you just call bacon gross?

Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Professional Debate Team at April 12, 2010 02:50 PM (erIg9)

145

The Double Down.

Hell, just have the NRC take care of it.

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 12, 2010 02:51 PM (PJ1yM)

146
South Park sucks, but the episode 'Medicinal KFC' had me cracking up. I never lol at shit, but this episode was fargin funny.

Randy Marsh is the funniest character.

Posted by: Mr Peebles at April 12, 2010 02:52 PM (uFokq)

147
yeah, the Double Down was the inspiration for that South Park episode.

Very funny. Must see.

Posted by: Mr Peebles at April 12, 2010 02:53 PM (uFokq)

148 Was looking for pictures of a "german sausage" for fluffy...

found none..

Posted by: curious at April 12, 2010 02:54 PM (p302b)

149
ummm, try this...

google "David+Hasselhoff+nudez"

Posted by: Mr Peebles at April 12, 2010 02:55 PM (uFokq)

150 hey you guys hear about that guy Djew in Hawaii?

Posted by: Mr Peebles at April 12, 2010 06:44 PM (uFokq)

Is he from upcountry Maui - one of the good ol' Mountain Djous?

Posted by: stuiec at April 12, 2010 02:55 PM (7AOgy)

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at April 12, 2010 02:56 PM (oRZ8S)

152 No Double Down, but I did have a deep fried and battered sausage at Go Fish! (English-style fish & chip shop) in Rehoboth Beach this weekend.  Tasty, but I don't think I'll be eating it ever again, for obvious reasons.

Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at April 12, 2010 02:56 PM (LNuCm)

153 'Medicinal KFC'

YOU TRYIN' TO FUCK ME DUDE!
THIS IS CUT WITH BOSTON MARKET GRAVY!

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at April 12, 2010 02:57 PM (0q2P7)

154 That KFC thing sounds gross.It also sounds like it will drive nanny types like Bloombag nuts,so I hope it sells like gangbusters.

Posted by: steevy at April 12, 2010 06:49 PM (yCFEF)

I hope they come out with the Ultimate Bucket: 16 pieces of chicken, 2 pounds of deep-fried thick-cut bacon, 16 slices of cheese.  Just reach into the melted slime and pull out a piece of heaven.  The cheese acts as glue to hold the bacon onto the chicken pieces.

Posted by: stuiec at April 12, 2010 02:58 PM (7AOgy)

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at April 12, 2010 02:58 PM (oRZ8S)

156

one of the good ol' Mountain Djous?

nope - he's a marsh djou

Posted by: scandi, clad at April 12, 2010 02:58 PM (chysP)

157
oh man, when the guys were hoppity-hopping their balls...

Posted by: Mr Peebles at April 12, 2010 02:59 PM (uFokq)

158 No Double Down, but I did have a deep fried and battered sausage at Go Fish! (English-style fish & chip shop) in Rehoboth Beach this weekend.  Tasty, but I don't think I'll be eating it ever again, for obvious reasons.

Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at April 12, 2010 06:56 PM (LNuCm)

I'm hoping someday to find a purveyor of deep-fried butter.

Posted by: stuiec at April 12, 2010 03:01 PM (7AOgy)

159 Damn it.  Now I'm trying to remember if there is a KFC on the way to the restaurant I'm eating at tonight.

Bacon smashed between fried chicken think about it.....
It calls to you.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at April 12, 2010 03:03 PM (0q2P7)

160 Funny, he doesn't look Djouish!

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at April 12, 2010 06:58 PM (oRZ8S)

What do you mean?

Posted by: stuiec at April 12, 2010 03:04 PM (7AOgy)

161

Re:  The Double Down

Reports are that upon hearing the news "Bacon Explosion remains unimpressed."

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 12, 2010 03:04 PM (PJ1yM)

162 If we have to hope they continue to split the vote to win we don't have a chance.  One of those Dems will wake up with a horse head in their bed.  Rahm will make him an offer he can't refuse.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at April 12, 2010 03:04 PM (rurh0)

163 Yesterday we (mrs fluffy, really) rendered our own lard. It greases the first pan tonight.

Posted by: fluffy, pork consumer at April 12, 2010 03:04 PM (4Kl5M)

164 Bacon smashed between fried chicken think about it.....
It calls to you.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at April 12, 2010 07:03 PM (0q2P7)

Is it cheating if you slip your own lettuce and tomato into it to make it a Double Down CBLT?

Posted by: stuiec at April 12, 2010 03:05 PM (7AOgy)

165
CBLT?

Cross-dressing bisexual lesbian tomato?

Posted by: Mr Peebles at April 12, 2010 03:07 PM (uFokq)

166 "The Man Who Created The Calorie Bomb Sandwich That Starts Clogging Your Arteries Today"
Maybe the prez evaded the press to go for a secret tasting?   since he says he went to a soccer game and some in the insulted MSM are saying "what soccer game?  There wasn't a soccer game?"

Posted by: curious at April 12, 2010 03:12 PM (p302b)

167 Is it cheating if you slip your own lettuce and tomato into it to make it a Double Down CBLT?

That's not food, that's what food eats.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at April 12, 2010 03:13 PM (0q2P7)

168 So if you want to see elephants in Hawaii, you either go to the zoo, or to see Djou.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 12, 2010 03:13 PM (VY5KX)

169 The real reason the Nazi's lost WW II

Posted by: JavaJoe at April 12, 2010 03:13 PM (e9JZd)

170 CBLT?

Cross-dressing bisexual lesbian tomato?

Posted by: Mr Peebles at April 12, 2010 07:07 PM (uFokq)

I can see where your mind is at.  I thought it would be pretty obvious from the BLT: Cheese, Bacon, Lettuce and Tomato.

And it's cross-dressing butch lesbian transsexual: a guy who's had a choppadickoffomy but still likes to dress as a man and chase women.

Posted by: stuiec at April 12, 2010 03:15 PM (7AOgy)

171 It's not even 600 calories????!!!!!

Ugh, they aren't genetically modifying their chickens to be less calorious are they?

Posted by: curious at April 12, 2010 03:15 PM (p302b)

172

It's not even 600 calories????!!!!!

Read the fine print.  600 caleries *per serving*.  One serving is one bite.

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 12, 2010 03:17 PM (PJ1yM)

173 That's not food, that's what food eats.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at April 12, 2010 07:13 PM (0q2P7)

I appreciate the sentiment, but we as a species still have enough intestinal tract left to deal with vegetation.

Posted by: stuiec at April 12, 2010 03:17 PM (7AOgy)

174

I love this place. You guys can make a joke out of just about anything.

 

And I mean that in a good way, honest.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 12, 2010 03:18 PM (RZ8pf)

175 Yesterday we (mrs fluffy, really) rendered our own lard.

Posted by: fluffy, pork consumer at April 12, 2010 07:04 PM (4Kl5M)

What, the hog gets zero credit?

Posted by: stuiec at April 12, 2010 03:18 PM (7AOgy)

176 O/T:  "A leading Russian federal judge has been shot dead as he was leaving his apartment building in central Moscow.

Eduard Chuvashov was shot by an unknown gunman who fled the scene.

He had presided over several cases involving nationalist organisations and had received death threats.

He also worked on cases involving Russian officials accused of corruption and embezzlement."

Posted by: curious at April 12, 2010 03:18 PM (p302b)

177
A leading Russian federal judge has been shot dead as he was leaving his apartment building in central Moscow.

This must be Pooty-poots Week of the Long Knives.

Posted by: Dang Straights at April 12, 2010 03:20 PM (67pfW)

178 It's not even 600 calories????!!!!!

Ugh, they aren't genetically modifying their chickens to be less calorious are they?

The health libbies are dying to hate this thing.

But the calories are reasonable.
The saturated fat is not huge.
The fat g is only 10g far less than RDA

The only thing to get a little huffy about is the near lethal dose of sodium.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at April 12, 2010 03:21 PM (0q2P7)

179 should the side bar article on the NJ teacher's union thing be a post? 


I
only
ask
because
it's
awfully
long
vertically
speaking
and
sort
of
a
mess.

Posted by: Y-not at April 12, 2010 03:21 PM (Kn9r7)

180 O/T:  "A leading Russian federal judge has been shot dead as he was leaving his apartment building in central Moscow.

I guess the fog reached Moscow too.

Posted by: JavaJoe at April 12, 2010 03:21 PM (e9JZd)

181

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at April 12, 2010 06:58 PM (oRZ8S)

So the first manned space probe to Venus arrives safely, and a solitary astronaut pilots the landing module to the surface.  He opens the hatch and is shocked to find a group of blue, eight-foot-tall, three eyed beings waiting for him.  They watch benignly as he unpacks his instruments and tools, and then one says to him, "You can't start working now -- it's almost sunset.  Look, come to our house, we'll have a Shabbat dinner, we'll daven a little, and you can start work day after tomorrow."

The dumbfounded astronaut follows them, has a nice meal, and when the group begins the evening prayers, it's their turn to be surprised when the astronaut joins in.

One of the Venusians turns to another and mutters, "Funny, he don't look Jewish!"

Posted by: stuiec at April 12, 2010 03:24 PM (7AOgy)

182 O/T:  A picture is worth a thousand words...

What could make someone with a really good job go this nuts?

Posted by: curious at April 12, 2010 03:26 PM (p302b)

183 179

I love this place. You guys can make a joke out of just about anything.

 

And I mean that in a good way, honest.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at April 12, 2010 07:18 PM (RZ8pf)



Ma'am, I take great offense at your attempt to drive this thread off-topic with such a casual discussion of boobs us.

Posted by: Moron Intently Focused on HI-01 Race and Not Boobs at April 12, 2010 03:27 PM (oRZ8S)

184 "A leading Russian federal judge has been shot dead as he was leaving his apartment building in central Moscow."

Cause of death hereby ruled "accident."  Or suicide.  Or maybe both: judges are so clumsy and depressed.

Posted by: Vladimir Putin at April 12, 2010 03:30 PM (DCQ0q)

185 51 Don't underestimate the lemming-like stupidity of the average hawaii voter. They would vote for a nicely coiled dog turd if the Dans and the unions gave it the thumbs up.

That's so true.

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at April 12, 2010 03:31 PM (0fzsA)

186
What could make someone with a really good job go this nuts?

They were probably an asshole to begin with?

Posted by: Dang Straights at April 12, 2010 03:34 PM (67pfW)

187 So the first manned space probe evil corporate rape party to Venus Pandora arrives safely, and a solitary crippled astronaut pilots the landing module to the surface.  He opens the hatch is transmitted into his avatar and is shocked surprised but quickly brainwashed into knowing better to find a group of blue, eight-foot-tall, three eyed savage but perfectly noble beings waiting for him.

I think this is clear enough to everyone, mmkay? I'm filing suit tomorrow.

Posted by: James Cameron at April 12, 2010 03:35 PM (oRZ8S)

188 Bah. If there is any possibility a Republican will win, Democrats will get one of them to withdraw.

Posted by: American Elephant at April 12, 2010 03:36 PM (2+X4m)

189 I think this is clear enough to everyone, mmkay? I'm filing suit tomorrow.

Posted by: James Cameron at April 12, 2010 07:35 PM (oRZ8S)

Listen, if the Pandorans don't eat brisket or chicken soup, I'm not infringing.

Posted by: stuiec at April 12, 2010 03:40 PM (7AOgy)

190 He had presided over several cases involving nationalist organisations and had received death threats. If you get killed, I guess it's not a threat.

Posted by: bergerbilder at April 12, 2010 03:50 PM (S1Ttj)

191 Last!

Posted by: bergerbilder at April 12, 2010 03:58 PM (S1Ttj)

192 187 O/T:  A picture is worth a thousand words...

What could make someone with a really good job go this nuts?

Posted by: curious at April 12, 2010 07:26 PM (p302b)

Always take a closer look at the "victim" when stuff like that happens. Who knows, he could have been banging the guys wife or any number of things.

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at April 12, 2010 05:05 PM (F09Uo)

193 .

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Posted by: zirconia-blank at April 12, 2010 09:38 PM (mGDQn)

197

Not to worry, Hawaiians will wake up shortly and remember their cultural imperatives: bugger your sister, vote Demoncrat. It's what's required by Pele and the need to sponge off of Haoles (some more).

 

Posted by: chuck in st paul at April 13, 2010 09:50 AM (adr25)

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