1 Gerrymandering is well and god but it carries a two-edged sword.

2 What about Maryland?

3 Crush 'em.

4 Do petitions have an impact on redistricting?

5 How can we fuck this up?

6 What is amazing is that the dems were so shortsighted that they didn't take this into account.

If they could have held on for two years, they likely could have held the filibuster-proof senate majority and the house after the 2010 elections. The GOP voters were down and OUT after 2008.

Then they could have pushed all this shit through AND controlled redistricting.

We are extremely fortunate that liberals have no self-control. I think we'll look at 2010 in the future and see how big of a deal this really was.

(of course, none of this matters if we just get the same spend-spend-spend republicans we had from 2000-2006)

7

The bad news is that FLA is switching to a non-partisan commison - which means we probably won't be keeping 19 of 25 (soon to be 27) seats in what is pretty much a swing seat.  We should still have a decent majority though, since the dem population is so concentrated, not to mention the majority minority districts required by the Voting Rights Act.

The good news is Cali is doing the same thing, so we should gain a few seats there.

8 May their whip hand be strong.

9 Love it.  Indiana is now RED.  State house is RED. Governor RED.

10 It's dirty, dirty business.  Unfortunately, like prison sex, if you don't do it to the other guy, he'll do it to you.

11 Zombie always has some good stuff.

12 So, when a state loses a seat, how do they decide which congressman gets to be an ex-congressman?  That'll be fun to watch.

13 I hate gerrymandering.  Just make the stupid districts rectangles and squares.

14 Fuck 'em.  Have no mercy.  It's about the future of our country

15 That's one of the few pieces of good news to come out of California with the passage of Prop 20, redistricting is no longer a function of the state Democrats buying off the GOP with a few bones. 

I'm sure everyone will find something to gripe about with the commission that's going to do it, but at least the districts should end up more geographically contiguous, we won't have nonsensical boundaries that suck up huge chunks of rural and suburban terrain dipping into nearby cities to pick up just enough inner-city voters to keep them Democrat.

16 Q&A: 5 How can we fuck this up? Posted by: Stupid Party at November 10, 2010 05:24 PM (RWtqz) 16 I hate gerrymandering. Just make the stupid districts rectangles and squares. Posted by: ParisParamus at November 10, 2010 05:38 PM (gMzAL)

17

Love it.  Ohio Indiana is now RED.  State house is RED. Governor RED.

/ditto!

And the lefties are going b-a-n-a-n-a-s! Our Gov said, 'here Obama, take this $400 million for the 'speed rail' system you wanted us to built b/t CLE and CIN and shove it up your backside.' cordially yours, kasich.'

ps....'speed rail' btw was to go 37mph.

18 Gerrymandering?

What do Jerry's kids have to do with redistricting?

19 16 I hate gerrymandering.  Just make the stupid districts rectangles and squares.

Posted by: ParisParamus at November 10, 2010 05:38 PM (gMzAL)

Make some rule about a minimum surface area to circumfrence ratio.

20 Looks like we're gonna have to find a shitload more ballots!

21 O/T: anyone else watching Beck?

22 <snarc>I'm pretty sure therm "whip hand" is racist.  Why don't you just call for a lynching?</snarc>

23 Living in rural Texas where the districts are large is bad enough without creating a gerrymandered district where the home office of my rep is 350 miles away.  I like the guy but he never comes to visit.

24

There are at least three commuters who need it!

Sounds like the three assholes that are bitching about how, because of Kasich, they can't spend the day taking the train to-and-from the Bengals/Browns game. Because everyone wants to take a round-trip 14 hour train just to drink.

 

25 Eh, it's fucked up even if my side gains from it.

26

Cool can we have it? We need high speed rail from DC to Richmond. There are at least three commuters who need it!

Posted by: VDOT at November 10, 2010 05:45 PM (uCjoj)

Funny, this is one of Medved's pet peeves.  He did a whole hour on it the other night, citing how expensive and unpopular it is.   I had to go cross-country for a wedding, and just for yuks I priced the train.  It cost three times what flying did.  Insane.  Keep the trains for freight and for commuting in from the suburbs- and subways

27 Eh, it's fucked up even if my side gains from it.


When are we going to get over this unfortunate impulse to fight fair?

28

Let's hope the Republicans can manage to continue those "majority minority" districts in big urban areas, which the liberals love.  In reality, the help the Republicans by concentrating Democrats in districts that elect left wing nut jobs (Sheila Jackson Lee, Maxine Watters, et al).  This leaves suburban areas with mainstream populations where Republicans stand a decent chance of winning (defeating Grayson, for example).  And with the example of left wing kooks running Congress, the contrast favors the conservative in such districts.  Fewer safe seats, but more total victories.

Screw the redistricting commissions.  Give 'em a taste of their own medicine for a decade, THEN advocate the commissions circa 2020.

29 Our Gov said, 'here Obama, take this $400 million for the 'speed rail' system you wanted us to built b/t CLE and CIN and shove it up your backside.' cordially yours, kasich.'

ps....'speed rail' btw was to go 37mph.

Obowbow likes trains. He used be the engineer on some Choo-Choos back in Boys Town.

30

Evidently, Kasich wrote a letter to Obama explaing that the "high-speed" rail was dead but it would be awful nice if we can keep the money for road improvements.

Now Kasich knows damn well that Obama isn't going to let that fly but it's nice that Kasich is forcing Obama to say nyet to state infrastructure projects.

31 Sadly, my home state (Illinois) proved to be just as stupid as ever. We have Democrat Governor (Quinn....who campaigned on raising your taxes) and Democratic controlled Senate and House. And we lose a Congressional seat. So look for John Shimkus to either be squeezed into Aaron Schock's District or the Republican parts of his district given to Schock and Shimkus forced into a death match with Jerry (I am Bart Stupak's Monkey) Costello with the East St. Louis Board of Election serving as the referee.


That's because you're in Union central.  Why I am SOOOOOOOO glad I don't live there anymore.

32 And as far as using gerrymandering, fuck 'em up the ass.

33 29

There are at least three commuters who need it!

Sounds like the three assholes that are bitching about how, because of Kasich, they can't spend the day taking the train to-and-from the Bengals/Browns game. Because everyone wants to take a round-trip 14 hour train just to drink.

 

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 10, 2010 05:50 PM (pLTLS)

Don't forget leaving before 5 am on a sunday to make the train to make it to the 1 PM game.  Seriously have those dipshits never heard of a Party bus?  We took one on the 2 and half hour drive to Columbus to see Metallica.

34 VDOT - no you can't, we need three billion dollars to build a rail line from Fresno to Bakersfield.

You can bet the federal DOT insisted on throwing the first 'high-speed rail' money at California to build out in the Central Valley where the Dems' water policies have put serious hurt on the ag business.   Convert all those former employees of the private sector into permanent Dem-voting government supplicants.

35 So um pretty much Maryland is fucked.

Well, they are right next door to fucking Delaware, aren't they?

Their state flag is pretty kick-ass though, so they got that going for them...

36 O/T:  did you see the picture of the Presidentess on drudge, wearing a head scarf and a disgusting puke-green pantsuit, walking to a mosque?   That's not what bothers me most, though it does.  what bothers me is the size of her ASS. 

37 what bothers me is the size of her ASS. 
Posted by: Ombudsman

Correction sir.  The VASTNESS of her ass.

38 They only want high speed trains cause they are so envious of the europeans.  This is the ivy league mentality.  I know someone who went to europe alone, since no one else could afford to go, simply cause the person was raosded modestly and hadn't been sent to europe.  The other ivy leaguers tortured them about not having been to europe.  They're obsessed.

39 Will they be able to gerrymander Michelle's humongous ass?

40 He said recently that no longer would transportation funding be "biased" to cars over biking/walking - ummm how should I say this WHAT THE FUCK?

Posted by: Chris in Va at November 10, 2010 06:01 PM (uCjoj)

I can see it now, moving sidewalks criss-crossing the countryside. People wouldn't even have to walk.

These delerious idiots would probably go for it.

41 Speaking of magnets.

42 Posted by: Ombudsman at November 10, 2010 06:03 PM (c1oyg)

amazing how a woman who always bears her arms is suddenly running around dressing like my Hasidic jewish friends.  I'm wondering if she's been wearing wigs to cover her real hair to pass muster.

43 delerious/deliriou... oh to hell with it

44 51 Posted by: Ombudsman at November 10, 2010 06:03 PM (c1oyg)

amazing how a woman who always bears her arms is suddenly running around dressing like my Hasidic jewish friends.  I'm wondering if she's been wearing wigs to cover her real hair to pass muster.

Posted by: curious at November 10, 2010 06:07 PM (p302b)

So you date Hasidic girls?

45

Speaking of magnets.

I would buy that

46 Posted by: TexasJew at November 10, 2010 06:08 PM (hgrfT)
no, I"m a girl.  I have hassidic girls as friends.  goyum come in very handy to flick on the light switch or take off the oven on friday nights....

47 54

Speaking of magnets.

I would buy that

Posted by: laceyunderalls a gullible girl at November 10, 2010 06:09 PM (pLTLS)

Just be careful using metal vibrators.

48 54

Speaking of magnets.

I would buy that

Posted by: laceyunderalls a gullible girl at November 10, 2010 06:09 PM (pLTLS)

I'm going to have to get myself a high powered electromagnet

49 55 Posted by: TexasJew at November 10, 2010 06:08 PM (hgrfT)
no, I"m a girl.  I have hassidic girls as friends.  goyum come in very handy to flick on the light switch or take off the oven on friday nights....

Posted by: curious at November 10, 2010 06:10 PM (p302b)

Sorry. I can't keep up with the commenters here..

So you would be what we call the Shabbos Shiksa.

50 O/T:  The other day someone mentioned a conspiracy blog and I googled it....man, between beck and that blog, I've lost my appetite and I'm hoping they're all wrong....cause they are saying some mighty frightening stuff.

51 no, I"m a girl.  I have hassidic girls as friends.  goyum come in very handy to flick on the light switch or take off the oven on friday nights....

Posted by: curious at November 10, 2010 06:10 PM (p302b)

That's (pardon the expression) kosher?  You can do that?

52 Posted by: TexasJew at November 10, 2010 06:12 PM (hgrfT)

You made me laugh....yep that's what I'd be called alright if they even admitted that I came over to help out on a friday night...lol

53 Beck is channeling neutrinos from the Big Bang.

54

I'm going to have to get myself a high powered electromagnet

Posted by: buzzion at November 10, 2010 06:11 PM (oVQFe)

Well, take a 12v deep-cycle battery, jumper cables stripped of insulation and a piece of rebar and you, my friend, have a high powered elctromagnet!

55 First priority is to redistrict the hell out of NC-2 if that shithead "Who are yeeeww?" Etheridge wins.

I also agree with #16: No more Democrat ethnic Bantustans. They are not at all in the spirit of the Constitution, let alone the letter.

56

Speaking of magnets.

 

Woman wearing magnate underwear:  "Why are we parking under this high voltage powerline?  Oops! 

57 Actually, beck isn't saying anything that he hasn't said before.  Instead, he's pulling it all together for those who don't know how to think. 

58 Did someone say whip hand?

59 Hagel isn't a republican, he's a dem, so why doesn't he just become a dem?

60  magnate = magnet

61 Who read the Op-Ed in USA Today from Granny Nan? It was wildly hysterical. Does deluded skip a generation? Her kids are safe. Her grandkids? Not so much.

62 66 Actually, beck isn't saying anything that he hasn't said before.  Instead, he's pulling it all together for those who don't know how to think. "


--- i understand soros is a 'big money playa' in all of this, and its no real secret that lobbyists from all corners pay politicians to get what they want.  i mean heck, you can put nearly every union on his list if youd like, that being said, soros is a weirdo jack ass if ya ask me.

he once said he was like god. yeah ok, whatever george, take your widdle pile of money there and go to your room....you can pretend you 'made a difference' there all youd like.

63 Hey Lacey, want to get your blood boiling?  Here you go, 10 Facts about Mike Brown's Ineptitude in Cincy.

64

Most morons will know this, but the term "gerrymander" is derived from the name of an early practitioner of the art, one Governor Eldridge Gerry, from Massachusetts, natch.  One electile-dysfunction-curing district he creatred looked so much like a salamander, a bent one, that it was dubbed a "Gerrymander".

How about an Obamule?  Or a Hillarsehole?  Or a Graysonofabitch?

65

Hagel isn't a republican, he's a dem, so why doesn't he just become a dem?

His brother was my Evidence Prof in law school. The stories he told about that family....

66 One electile-dysfunction-curing district he creatred looked so much like a salamander, a bent one, that it was dubbed a "Gerrymander". So it tended to point to the Left?

67 Posted by: skr8 outta at November 10, 2010 06:20 PM (0GYOR)

It bothers me that the pope was hitler youth and it bothers me that Mr. Sorrow, as a teenager, helped the government take away the land of his neighbors, many of whom were jewish. 

68 And all they got for all their money was dingy Harry ... LOL.

69

Hey Lacey, want to get your blood boiling?  Here you go, 10 Facts about Mike Brown's Ineptitude in Cincy.

Bookmared. I'll have to read it later. It would send me into a tizzy. I've been pissed off ever since the fumble on the first freakin' play Mon. night. Pretty happy I didn't shell out money for that game.

Did you see who FameWhore Ochocinco solicited advice from after the game? None other than the Rev. J. Jackson. Oh to be a fly on the way there....

70 People read USA Today?

Posted by: Chris in Va, hiding his Washington Post at November 10, 2010 06:23 PM (uCjoj)

--I do when it's free at the hotel or airport lounge.

71

What should the GOP do? Screw the dems good and hard! Eliminate the most obnoxious, senior dems from every district possible. Then send them a condolence card that reads: "Ha ha ha! Eat it, loser! Your tears are sweet like candy!"

I am so sick of this fair play crap. It's a blood sport; decimate the opposition, then kick sand in their miserable faces.

72 "It bothers me that the pope was hitler youth and it bothers me that Mr. Sorrow, as a teenager, helped the government take away the land of his neighbors, many of whom were jewish. "


----im sure there were more than just soros or the pope who did that.

europe you see, is....to put it lightly....fucked up.

73

People read USA Today?

Not this gal. But I do read RCP and it was linked for ya. Highbrow enought for ya

74 It bothers me that the pope was hitler youth

Posted by: curious at November 10, 2010 06:22 PM (p302b) 

Actually, that's not quite true.  He was a member of a Nazi youth organization only because every German child at the time was automatically a member.  They couldn't opt out

75 That's (pardon the expression) kosher?  You can do that?

Why the hell not?

It's not like your unfortunate Shabbos Shiksa is going to get any less "chosen" because of it.

Bringing her into your family circle on holy days not only serves a practical purpose but probably makes you even more mindful of the special relationship.

No harm, no foul, sez me.

76 Posted by: laceyunderalls a gullible girl at November 10, 2010 06:09 PM (pLTLS)



Hi there!

77 Beck playing all of them lying through their teeth was funny.   Problem is that people are so used to them lying through their teeth they don't even question it and that is the really scary part.   This all ties in to the economy business.  I mean people elected barney frank knowing what he did with fannie and freddie.  That makes me worry about the country.  I mean the guy says he's sorry and they let him off the hook?  What about all the people who lost their houses and jobs cause of the lies?

78

It bothers me that the pope was hitler youth and it bothers me that Mr. Sorrow, as a teenager, helped the government take away the land of his neighbors, many of whom were jewish. 

Posted by: curious at November 10, 2010 06:22 PM (p302b)

The pope being a Hitler youth really shouldn't bother you.  He seemed to be pretty highly regarded by John Paul II, who sure was not a friend to the Nazis or Communists.  Its not like they were the boy scout of the 3rd reich where little Joey comes home from school one day and says "Mommy I want to be a mini-SS officer!"

79 21

Love it.  Ohio Indiana is now RED.  State house is RED. Governor RED.

/ditto!

And the lefties are going b-a-n-a-n-a-s! Our Gov said, 'here Obama, take this $400 million for the 'speed rail' system you wanted us to built b/t CLE and CIN and shove it up your backside.' cordially yours, kasich.'

ps....'speed rail' btw was to go 37mph.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 10, 2010 05:43 PM (pLTLS)

Ohio was the MOST impressive thing about last tuesday.  Unbelievable.

80 Newt is at the top of my list of people I would never ever, never ever vote for.  I vociferously dislike mittens too and he is ahead of newt.....newt does not realize that his time has come and gone.  Besides how many wives does one person need....?

81 90 It bothers me that the pope was hitler youth and it bothers me that Mr. Sorrow, as a teenager, helped the government take away the land of his neighbors, many of whom were jewish. Posted by: curious at November 10, 2010 06:22 PM (p302b) Weren't ALL German kids in Nazi Germany required to join the Hitler Youth?

82 61 Posted by: TexasJew at November 10, 2010 06:12 PM (hgrfT)

You made me laugh....yep that's what I'd be called alright if they even admitted that I came over to help out on a friday night...lol

Posted by: curious at November 10, 2010 06:14 PM (p302b)

That's actually very nice of you to do that..

Though, avoid the cholent - it is a heart attack on a plate.

83 Besides how many wives does one person need....? Posted by: curious at November 10, 2010 06:29 PM (p302b) Depends how much of a glutton for punishment you are, I guess.

84

IIRC, NC's redistricting is done by the legislature, and we now control that.   Yipee!

We have some seriously effed up districts.

85 Good to see people picking up on this. See, the national level elections weren't that impressive. Sure they look that way in terms of numbers, but almost all of the House pickups were not new GOP seats; most of them were strong GOP areas before 2006 when Democrats ran on being more conservative than the Republicans. They lost their seats back to Republicans when they failed to follow through.

In 2008, NO Republican seat was won by an incumbent. Not one. 255 Democrats won House seats in 2008. 240 Republicans won house seats in 2010.

So this wasn't a historical masterpiece like people say it was at the national level. But at the local level, its a different story. Republicans now hold more legislative seats in the states than at any point since the reconstruction. Republicans took a bunch of governor seats as well, including some that have long been Democrat positions.

That means the GOP is in the driver's seat for redistricting, and for judges and a dozen other little things that make up the flow of the nation politically and socially for years to come. That's where it was historical, and that's where the Tea Party won; as well it should. Tea Party is about grass roots local changes which develop into national ones. The Democrats were all about national changes because they think top-down. They're wrong.

86 OT, but in addition to the time change Sunday morning, there is an additional change: Now we have NFL games on Thursday night!

So, get picks in early, or at least the Falcons-Ravens one. . . .

87 92 Newt is at the top of my list of people I would never ever, never ever vote for.  I vociferously dislike mittens too and he is ahead of newt.....newt does not realize that his time has come and gone.  Besides how many wives does one person need....?

Posted by: curious at November 10, 2010 06:29 PM (p302b)

Newt is a pedantic bore who probably seduced his future wives by putting them into helpless comatose states with incessant rivers of his babbling crap.

88 "89 Beck playing all of them lying through their teeth was funny.   Problem is that people are so used to them lying through their teeth they don't even question it and that is the really scary part.   This all ties in to the economy business.  I mean people elected barney frank knowing what he did with fannie and freddie.  That makes me worry about the country.  I mean the guy says he's sorry and they let him off the hook?  What about all the people who lost their houses and jobs cause of the lies?"


----heck that's politics for ya. peeps like me and you PAY ATTENTION to this kinda stuff for the most part. sure we dont know every little detail, but i assure you we're more informed than alot of ur neighbors. most people just go home, turn on a program and zone out with beer and chips and their fattening wife.

people in mass always vote dem with no thought to it at all, its least about frank and more because they still think the dems are for the little man. thats why i always laugh at that state from the comfort of where im at now (SC, red state thru and thru). let em rot i say, right along with cali, new york and whoever else ruins themself like that.

89 Newt is a pedantic bore who probably seduced his future wives by putting them into helpless comatose states with incessant rivers of his babbling crap. Posted by: TexasJew at November 10, 2010 06:32 PM (hgrfT) Other than that, I guess you like him?

90

"It bothers me that the pope was hitler youth ..."

He was a kid and he kinda had to, considering where he lived.

Does it bother you more or less than the fact that our President was a member in good standing of a Communist 'church' for 20 years? He was an adult an had many, many other choices of denominations.

91 We are extremely fortunate that liberals have no self-control.
What do you mean?

92 Posted by: buzzion at November 10, 2010 06:27 PM (oVQFe)

I know, I'm supposed to ignore how badly the pedophile scandal was handled and some other things that bother me, particular the very fascist socialist statements he's been making lately.   Makes me wonder if he does want to see our democratic republic fail and fall.  After all, why is miss nan still allowed to receive communion and why hasn't she been excommunicated?  We get all upset over some king who wants to divorce his wife yet we don't get upset over some of the other stuff that goes on.

BTW, I have noticed a distinct drop in collections in my parish and in my diocese.   They keep changing the name of the bishop's campaign thinking they will fool everyone, they haven't.   People are still legitimately angry at the church....they haven't done enough and so people are either walking away completely (sean hannity) or not giving them any money.

93 Other than that, I guess you like him?

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 10, 2010 06:32 PM (tJjm/)

With a cement plug in his piehole, he'd be almost tolerable.

94

Though, avoid the cholent - it is a heart attack on a plate.

Posted by: TexasJew at November 10, 2010 06:29 PM (hgrfT)

How about some nice kugel?   As a kid, friend's mom made kugel to die for.  As a goy, I was blessed to get the leftovers to take home

95 Evening, all.  Whassup?

96

As a true Colorblind, and Political Party blind Constitutional Conservative???

How about we create a way so Gerrymandering DOES  NOT HAPPEN AT ALL?

Its funny how many Conservatives are in a raptourous state, over THEIR ability to now use identity politics to monkey with the political system...

97 It bothers me that the pope was hitler youth and it bothers me that Mr. Sorrow, as a teenager, helped the government take away the land of his neighbors, many of whom were jewish. 

Posted by: curious at November 10, 2010 06:22 PM (p302b)

 

 For those people who think all Soros is is an old rich eccentric crank, they really need to re-adjust their attitude.  Soros is dangerous.  He is as close to the anti-Christ as I have ever seen.  He hates absolutely everyone but himself and he has enough money and power right now to aquire whatever illusion or delusion that will fool tens of millions of people.  Beck is right.  He is a nation killer.

 

98 Which means Bev Perdue is fucked.

Posted by: Chris in Va at November 10, 2010 06:32 PM (uCjoj)

Sideways with a pineapple, I hope.   I can't stand that scrunt, and look forward to voting her out almost as much as I looked forward to this election.   Typical progressive bitch.

99 I always thought of USA Today as the Nation's Comic Strip. I mean, talk about idiot Editorial Pages! They always take some "burning issue," such, "Should child abuse be condemned?," and invariable take the safest, most obvious position ("Yes, Child Abuse should be banned because it is abusive to children!") NEVER do they take on a morally ambiguous issue and never do they take a position than one their pollsters assure them are shared by 98% of all breathing people out there.

100 "Beck is right.  He is a nation killer."


---soros couldnt stop 8 yrs of bush.

---after a dismal congress and the election of obama, it doesnt seem our pres is gonna have a second term.

---repubs just had a big win in two yrs since obama took office.

---looks like soros sucks as an anti christ.

---jerry jones however....

101

Newt is a pedantic bore who probably seduced his future wives by putting them into helpless comatose states with incessant rivers of his babbling crap.

Posted by: TexasJew at November 10, 2010 06:32 PM (hgrfT)

He's an idiot to even be considering a run for the presidency.   He left both his former wives as soon as they became ill.    I despise that basturd.

102 If that sexy, sexy Mike Castle had been elected, we would have an even better chance of keeping the Democrat's advantage, errr. . . a fair process!

103

USA Today:

Is breathing important? Pro/con.

104 107 Posted by: buzzion at November 10, 2010 06:27 PM (oVQFe)

I know, I'm supposed to ignore how badly the pedophile scandal was handled and some other things that bother me, particular the very fascist socialist statements he's been making lately.   Makes me wonder if he does want to see our democratic republic fail and fall.  After all, why is miss nan still allowed to receive communion and why hasn't she been excommunicated?  We get all upset over some king who wants to divorce his wife yet we don't get upset over some of the other stuff that goes on.

BTW, I have noticed a distinct drop in collections in my parish and in my diocese.   They keep changing the name of the bishop's campaign thinking they will fool everyone, they haven't.   People are still legitimately angry at the church....they haven't done enough and so people are either walking away completely (sean hannity) or not giving them any money.

Posted by: curious at November 10, 2010 06:33 PM (p302b)

I don't think you should ignore it.  I think the pedophile scandal is always more of an issue with Catholic Church here in the US vs. the Catholic Church as a whole.  And as for Nancy, I think the issue you're going to come up there is that she herself has never had an abortion or performed one so excommunication is hard to justify, no matter how much we wish she would be and probably deserves to be.

105 How about some nice kugel? As a kid, friend's mom made kugel to die for. As a goy, I was blessed to get the leftovers to take home Posted by: Ombudsman at November 10, 2010 06:34 PM (c1oyg) A good old fashioned Jewish Mother that adopted me as her "office son" and I refer to as my Hot Jewish Mama served me up some kugel... not bad, though it might be best described as an underdone potato pancake.

106 Posted by: TexasJew at November 10, 2010 06:29 PM (hgrfT)

My best friend had a bris.  So I went and the special rabbi (don't want to misspell the name they use) came to the house to perform the briss.  So, my friend's hubby says, "as the token Catholic, let me warn you, don't watch".    At the time I didn't realized what was going on but I did look and well he was right.  That kid cried and the wine on the napkin didn't help.

I come in handy on friday night...like if someone forgot to pick up medicine or something.

107 USA Today: Is breathing important? Pro/con. Posted by: TexasJew at November 10, 2010 06:39 PM (hgrfT) USA Today: Yes, Because We Need the Air!

108

He's an idiot to even be considering a run for the presidency.   He left both his former wives as soon as they became ill.    I despise that basturd.

Posted by: Steph at November 10, 2010 06:38 PM (Wm647)

He'd explain why he did that to his sick wives by using a pie chart and a whiteboard.

109 Troy: What's wrong with me?
Dr. Zaius: I think you're crazy
Troy: I want a second opinion.
Dr. Zaius: You're also lazy.

110

He's an idiot to even be considering a run for the presidency.   He left both his former wives as soon as they became ill.    I despise that basturd.

Posted by: Steph at November 10, 2010 06:38 PM (Wm647)

I wouldn't piss on his face if his nose was on fire.  He really IS a pedantic bore.  And what he did to his wives reflects his true character.  A pox upon him

111

"How about we create a way so Gerrymandering DOES  NOT HAPPEN AT ALL?

Its funny how many Conservatives are in a raptourous state, over THEIR ability to now use identity politics to monkey with the political system..."

I'm waiting breathlessly for your awesome, workable, realistic solution to the problem. Or did you shoot your wad with the clever snark about your fellow conservatives and their dirty desires for revenge. Oh, to be so witty and condescending as thou art, and never having to sully your hands with the reality of actually getting things done.

112

How about we create a way so Gerrymandering DOES  NOT HAPPEN AT ALL?

Its funny how many Conservatives are in a raptourous state, over THEIR ability to now use identity politics to monkey with the political system...

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 10, 2010 06:35 PM (AdK6a)

I'm kind of ambivalent about it really.  However I am overjoyed that we get to prevent the democrats from doing it.  Preventing them from monkeying with it is a mjor win and something to be happy about.

113

Its funny how many Conservatives are in a raptourous state, over THEIR ability to now use identity politics to monkey with the political system...

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 10, 2010 06:35 PM (AdK6a)

Payback's a motherfucker.

Yes, we are better but at some point we have to fight at their level, even if it's dirty.

We've been taking it in the ass for far too long and it's time to give them a taste of their own medicine.

114

---jerry jones however....

Yeah.  There needs to be an exorcism in Dallas.

115 Whatever happened to W's beloved switchgrass?

116 And now for something completely different:
William Shatner Sings Cee Lo Green  F- U

http://laughingsquid.com/william-shatner-sings-fk-you-on-lopez-tonight/

117 I see that the Air Force has concluded that the mystery rocket launch over the Pacific yesterday was just "Fat" Dick Cheney's erection...

118 California's one saving grace this cycle is the new commission for redistricting. While certainly not the ideal scenario, it will put an end to some of the God-awful gerrymandering by both parties in Los Angeles and San Bernardino Counties. I think Los Angeles will yield 2 Republican districts out of redistricting, SB the same, and one possible competitive one. I don't mind my gay congressman (Dreier) but I do mind that if we combined my city of Rancho Cucamonga with neighboring Upland, San Antonio Heights, North Fontana, Devore, Victorville, Claremont and Ontario (to make it a fair fight) we'd actually have a congressman representing the west pomona valley. Instead, my west pomona valley region is splintered up between 3 congressional districts, only 1 of which is Republican- my district- and that one we have to share with fucking Glendora and Pasedena.

119

---jerry jones however....

Yeah.  There needs to be an exorcism in Dallas.

Posted by: Soona at November 10, 2010 06:43 PM (TTW5g)

I thing the face lift affected his brain.  Nah, he was screwed up before that.  if it weren't for his serendipitous hiring of Jimmy Johnson, he'd be considered an abject failure

120 131

Its funny how many Conservatives are in a raptourous state, over THEIR ability to now use identity politics to monkey with the political system...

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 10, 2010 06:35 PM (AdK6a)

The ethics are debatable, but personally, fuck the Dems.  Anything we do with redistricting is a drop in the bucket compared to the libs ultimate goal of making us a permanent minority by amnesty games.

It's terrible we have to do this, but this is the nature of politics.  Time to crush our political enemies and hear the lamentations of their women. 

121 From twitter breaking news which can be accessed on drudge in the middle after the last headline: 


"Federal court denies request by Alaska GOP Senate candidate Joe Miller to immediately stop write-in ballot counts - AP"

122 Its funny how many Conservatives are in a raptourous state, over THEIR ability to now use identity politics to monkey with the political system...

So long as it puts Democrats in a hole so deep they won't be able to climb out for a generation, one that sends them into such hopeless despair that they will ideally start shooting themselves in large numbers, I don't really care what we do to them.

Fairness is a dignity accorded to human beings.  We're dealing with liberals.

Fuck them in the ass and take what they have.

123 The ethics are debatable, but personally, fuck the Dems.  Anything we do with redistricting is a drop in the bucket compared to the libs ultimate goal of making us a permanent minority by amnesty games.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 10, 2010 06:47 PM (c0A3e)

And don't forget voter fraud.  It's no coinsidence that a Republican almost never wins a contested election

124 Damn, but Murky looks like Barney Fife in drag, don't "she"? http://media.hotair.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/lm1.jpg

125 Its funny how many Conservatives are in a raptourous state, over THEIR ability to now use identity politics to monkey with the political system...

When the other side has put its giant thumb on the scales, restoring balance by letting them swing evenly again is hardly "monkeying".

126 Its funny how many Conservatives are in a raptourous state, over THEIR ability to now use identity politics to monkey with the political system..."

---ive said it for years, fight fire with fire.

127 Jerry Jones does best when his coaches are not syncophants but rather are men like Johnson or Parcells who will give it to him straight.  What really needs to happen is for Jones to step away from being GM and delegate it.

128 145 Its funny how many Conservatives are in a raptourous state, over THEIR ability to now use identity politics to monkey with the political system..."

---ive said it for years, fight fire with fire.

Posted by: skr8 outta at November 10, 2010 06:51 PM (0GYOR)

--Well fuck, another excise for this.

129 Jerry Jones does best when his coaches are not syncophants but rather are men like Johnson or Parcells who will give it to him straight.  What really needs to happen is for Jones to step away from being GM and delegate it.

Posted by: logprof at November 10, 2010 06:51 PM (BP6Z1)

Ego trumps all.  The history on that's crystal clear.  He just thinks he'll be the first one

130 146 Jerry Jones does best when his coaches are not syncophants but rather are men like Johnson or Parcells who will give it to him straight.  What really needs to happen is for Jones to step away from being GM and delegate it.

Posted by: logprof at November 10, 2010 06:51 PM (BP6Z1)

Well why don't we just ask lacey her opinion after she reads the 10 things about Mike Brown I posted on if she would like an owner like Jerry Jones to act as the GM of the Bengals.  Cowboys fans bitching about Jones' decisions don't know how good they have it.

131 Its funny how many Conservatives are in a raptourous state, over THEIR ability to now use identity politics to monkey with the political system..." In other words, There is nothing "funny" about Liberals playing identity politics, but it's outrageously outrageous that Conservatives should play the same game. Gotcha!

132

"Federal court denies request by Alaska GOP Senate candidate Joe Miller to immediately stop write-in ballot counts - AP"

 

Like I said in the other thread, Joe Miller is fucked.  My thought process and knowing the wrath of you morons about violence precludes me from writing any more.

133 Who blew up da thread?

Who?

Who?

134
I'm hopeful the republicans can Gerbilmander the district squatted on by  Sheila Jackson Lee, D-Mars.  As a parting gesture, Texans can put the skank on a Texas horned toad and send her down to the Guacamayo Club in Nuevo Laredo for a little old-fashioned flat-backing to earn a living.

135 I sat on our County's Reapportionment Commissions in 1981 and 1991. IIRC we were compelled by United States Supreme Court decisions to fashion districts that were as square as possible, as compact as practical, to pay deference to city, township and village jurisdictional lines and with no more than 5-8% differences in population between districts. . With census data and a good computer program fair redistricting should be relatively easy. Race and incumbency should not be/ should be prohibited as factor.

136

Like I said in the other thread, Joe Miller is fucked.  My thought process and knowing the wrath of you morons about violence precludes me from writing any more.

Posted by: Soona at November 10, 2010 06:57 PM (TTW5g)

It's the three-day growth.  Either shave or grow a true beard.  He looks like a Hobo living under a freeway underpass

137 It's the three-day growth. Either shave or grow a true beard. He looks like a Hobo living under a freeway underpass Posted by: Ombudsman at November 10, 2010 07:02 PM (c1oyg) I always thought the same thing. I wouldn't be shocked to learn he lost maybe 20,000 votes for that scruffy look, alone.

138

I'm hopeful the republicans can Gerbilmander the district squatted on by  Sheila Jackson Lee, D-Mars.  As a parting gesture, Texans can put the skank on a Texas horned toad and send her down to the Guacamayo Club in Nuevo Laredo for a little old-fashioned flat-backing to earn a living.

 

Well.  That was rather crude and unvarnished.

139 Well. That was rather crude and unvarnished. Posted by: Chuck Johnson at November 10, 2010 07:04 PM (TTW5g) Hey, leave no virgin unvarnished, I always say!

140 You know what we really need? We need a New Thread, PLEASE!!!

141
This thread is deader than Ted Kennedy's chance for reelection.

142

Like I said in the other thread, Joe Miller is fucked.  My thought process and knowing the wrath of you morons about violence precludes me from writing any more.

Posted by: Soona at November 10, 2010 06:57 PM (TTW5g)

I know there are probably many good people in AK, but their governing body I media are seriously corrupt.   Seems to be full of pit vipers.

And for those of you fussing about his beard, come on.    It's AK.    His beard didn't have jack to do with it.

143
You guys feel the same way I do?

Like we're in a race?

A race to see who gets to the finish line first -- Obama to ruin this country or us to stop him?

144

And for those of you fussing about his beard, come on.    It's AK.    His beard didn't have jack to do with it.

Posted by: Steph at November 10, 2010 07:11 PM (Wm647)

I don't know whether it did or not, but he looks like a bum.  This isn't Miami Vice circa 1986.  He needs the crew-necked shirts and pastels

145
I feel like we're also in a race to see if we can win one more election cycle before Obama legalizes 20 million illegal leeches.

146 I'm hopeful the republicans can Gerbilmander the district squatted on by  Sheila Jackson Lee, D-Mars.  As a parting gesture, Texans can put the skank on a Texas horned toad and send her down to the Guacamayo Club in Nuevo Laredo for a little old-fashioned flat-backing to earn a living.



Mmmmmmmmmmm, intriguing.

147 And for those of you fussing about his beard, come on. It's AK. His beard didn't have jack to do with it. Posted by: Steph at November 10, 2010 07:11 PM (Wm647) That's no ordinary beard! That the most foul, cruel and bad tempered growth you ever set eyes on!

148 I come not to praise this thread, but to bury it...

149
Why is Fox News signing retreads like Lou Dobbs and Juan Williams?

150

I don't know whether it did or not, but he looks like a bum.  This isn't Miami Vice circa 1986.  He needs the crew-necked shirts and pastels

Posted by: Ombudsman at November 10, 2010 07:14 PM (c1oyg)

Heh, I figured it was summer growth. I'm clean shaven 9 months of the year here in Ohio but grow it out during deep-freeze months.

I thought Miller was celebrating the warm season in AK.

151 You guys feel the same way I do?

Like we're in a race?

A race to see who gets to the finish line first -- Obama to ruin this country or us to stop him?

Posted by: Senator Soothsayer (R-AoS) at November 10, 2010 07:13 PM (5ql/p)

I feel the same way.

152 That's no ordinary beard! That the most foul, cruel and bad tempered growth you ever set eyes on! I'll just go and shave it.

153
I've seen that beard many times on other body parts.

154 And just so the GOP knows......

If you screw this up, we will ruin you!
.

155
Paige Hopkins must be fucking stupid, too. She went to msnbc-word?

^{see what I did there?}

oh, but anyway, yeah, Paige, she was a funny looking broad, too

156 172 I don't know whether it did or not, but he looks like a bum. This isn't Miami Vice circa 1986. He needs the crew-necked shirts and pastels Posted by: Ombudsman at November 10, 2010 07:14 PM (c1oyg) Hey, fuck off! I shave my junk, OK?

157
I heard the soundbite of Olbermann kinda saying thanks to Bill Kristol. Did you hear it?

It was more of an admission that he's less of a man than Kristol than an apology.

158 Ann Coulter's latest column is on fire.

159

I don't know whether it did or not, but he looks like a bum.  This isn't Miami Vice circa 1986.  He needs the crew-necked shirts and pastels

Maybe he could have grown civil war mutton chops and beard, bleached it white and started acting like the "rents too high" guy.  He lost because the elitist/ruling-class machine overcame the ability for his campaign to function effectively.

160

Heh, I figured it was summer growth. I'm clean shaven 9 months of the year here in Ohio but grow it out during deep-freeze months.

I thought Miller was celebrating the warm season in AK.

Posted by: ErikW at November 10, 2010 07:19 PM (ObKI2)

I imagine you do whatever you can to keep warm in 40 below weather.

161 I heard the soundbite of Olbermann kinda saying thanks to Bill Kristol. Did you hear it?

It was more of an admission that he's less of a man than Kristol than an apology.

Posted by: Senator Soothsayer (R-AoS) at November 10, 2010 07:24 PM (BPptn)

Yeah, I read that he said he appreciated Goldberg & Kristol for their remarks; although, he admitted he proably wouldn't have done the same for them.    Just proves he's the slimey little prick he comes off as.

 

162 After all, why is miss nan still allowed to receive communion and why hasn't she been excommunicated?

All due respect, the state of their souls is not your problem, now is it? 

It was not very long ago that American Catholics were, in practical terms, virtually ineligible for higher elected offices because of the suspicion that a Judge or a Congressman or a President might take a decision based on their fear of being "ex-communicated" or some such, from Rome.

(Honestly, we almost never do that. A few high-profile cases over the centuries make the news, sure but that's really not our gig.)

If you doubt this trend in the American political character, just look at the successful efforts to paint W as some sort of a kook because he is a professed Evangelical Christian or, in very recent history, the insinuations ginned up in the popular culture about Mormons when Mitt Romney seemed a likely potential nominee.

Is Barney Frank a loathsome human being?

Quite possibly.

Is Nancy Pelosi a really crappy theologian?

Most assuredly!

Still.  We find our pastoral objectives better served when all Catholics are eligible to achieve enough status to influence this very potent culture.

We couldn't have that, if we started ex-communicating high profile, nominally Catholic idiots left and right, now could we?

Besides, we couldn't do it even if we felt like it.

"The rules" just don't allow for it.  Being deeply stupid is just not a sin (believe me, I've checked!).

*sigh*

163
yeah, I meant to say 'thanks' not apology, but yeah Olbermann admitted he wouldn't have done the same for them.

164
What Olbermann admitted to proves exactly the point Evan Sayet made in that awesome speech.

165 Still. We find our pastoral objectives better served when all Catholics are eligible to achieve enough status to influence this very potent culture. Influence it to in favor of abortion, gay marriage, kiddie sex, and anti-Americanism? I think you need to convert to the UCC, Reverend...

166

just look at the successful efforts to paint W as some sort of a kook because he is a professed Evangelical Christian

Posted by: The Most Reverend Deety, D.D at November 10, 2010 07:28 PM (Jb3+B)

Except that W is a United Methodist, hardly an evangelical church.

167 Jesus, will someone at HQ put down the bottle of Val-u-rite long enough to post a new thread?

168 Posted by: The Most Reverend Deety, D.D at November 10, 2010 07:28 PM (Jb3+B)

--You're not implying that Frank'n'Beans is Catholic, are you?  I thought he was a member of the Tribe.

169 That retarded boy must be at the I.T. con again.

170 144 Also, Democrats do not deserve me.

OUCH!!!!!

171 Jesus, will someone at HQ put down the bottle of Val-u-rite long enough to post a new thread?

C'mere, big boy. I'll make you forget all about these mean people.

172
Uh Lisa, fuck you madam!

173 /retarded Affirmative Action poet sockpuppet

174 Its fascinating watching Ace slowly transform himself into a liberal. Just look at all of his posts today. Attacking Conservatives. Ace is the new LGT.

175

*sniff*

I smell stale thread.

176 Air Jordan shoes for $30.  Shit, how do they do that?

177

The Stupid Party with a whip hand?  Good Christ, this is gonna turn into a Robert Mapplethorpe masterpiece.

178

*sniff*

I smell stale thread.

Excuse me. . . that would be me. I think I may have grabbed the Balsamic vinegar by mistake.

179 This thread is as old as Michael Moore's dick cheese.

180 /retarded Affirmative Action poet sockpuppet

Posted by: logprof at November 10, 2010 07:40 PM (BP6Z1)

If you're asking for directions, the high falutin' poetry humor thread takes place at an ungodly hour on Sundays.

_{I keed!}

181 203 This thread is as old as Michael Moore's dick cheese. Posted by: Soona at November 10, 2010 07:46 PM (TTW5g) You just HAD to say it, didn't ya?

182
This thread is deader than Margaret Cho's penis!

183 This thread is deader than Bob Dole's erection!

184 I'm not dead.

185 I am.

186 I'm getting better.

187

@78: "It bothers me that the pope was hitler youth"

You realize, of course, that membership was mandatory, right?

188

 "Hey, I used to live just outside that original gerrymandered district, in Newburyport, Mass."

Got you beat. I am a former resident (still own the house, though renting it out) of the 'head' of the Gerry-Mander. That's 01952, Salisbury, Mass.

Not the beach, unfortunately. Wish it was about 3 miles north in Seabrook, NH after the last election ...

189 Did someone request a whip hand?

190 I don't want to go on the cart.

191 211 I'm getting better. Posted by: Margart Cho's Penis at November 10, 2010 07:52 PM (QKKT0) I'm not.

192 Shit, that Ann Coulter column is fuckin' sweet!

193
This thread is deader than Jerry Nadler's vegetable garden.

194 I think I'll go for a walk.

195 darn sock off

196  I feel happy. I feel happy.

197 Bob Dole doesn't like it when someone other than Bob Dole claims to speak for Bob Dole's penis. Bob Dole will kick Bob Dole's penis in the nuts if Bob Dole finds out who Bob Dole's penis is. 

198 Thing was always good for a hand, but it was kind of weird when he'd do it in Morticia's box.

199

200

Bob Dole doesn't like it when someone other than Bob Dole claims to speak for Bob Dole's penis.

 

Bob Dole's penis doesn't appreciate it either.

201 Gomez - If I spoke French to you, would you show me what a cunning linguist you are?

202 My god, where am I?

203 All this genitalia sock-puppeting is immature.

204 You guys are really funny.

205 228


Ohboy!Ohboy!Ohboy!Ohboy!Ohboy!

Dick Hertz is my favorite.  I love Dick (even when I'm sore)!

206 All this genitalia sock-puppeting is immature.

Posted by: Dick Hertz at November 10, 2010 07:58 PM (SwkdU)

Yeah, you guys need to grow up.

207 Glad the focus is on the penis side.

208 Any of you guys know a remedy for whip hand?

209 226 Gomez - If I spoke French to you, would you show me what a cunning linguist you are? Posted by: DrewM's Mom's Poon at November 10, 2010 07:57 PM (G5qLy) I want to be just like Thing! Can I live in your box?

210 Has anyone seen Nancy?  Anyone?

211 People say, where is Bob's Dole penis? Well I'll tell you where Bob Dole's penis is! What do you think Bob Dole's been holding in his right hand all these years?

212 Did I hear penis?  Evening all.  Again.  And a ginormous Oorah! to you morons.

213 Posted by: Jane D'oh, I may look harmless, but I raised a Marine at November 10, 2010 08:06 PM (UOM4 Never mind raising a marine, Jane! Can you raise Bob Dole's penis?

214 Any hunters out there?  Had a ten-point buck in the yard last week, an eight-pointer took out out kid's buck target this week, and this evening, the kittehs were disturbed by a buck chasing four does back and forth the the backyard.

Whatever you're thinking, the neighborhood association would frown on it.  Bows and cami...the only answer.

215 Who started this disgusting display?

Whoever did should be whipped!  Do you hear me? Whipped!


*waits on the chair patiently*

216 Bob Dole:  Yeah, I've raised a penis or dozen in my time.  I think Elizabeth has her hands full, however.  No pun intended.  Or not.

217 My penis is big enough to be out on its own!

218 This is why the Minnesota legislature going all red for the first time in my life is so big - they're losing a seat the Donkeys were hoping against hope to eliminate the meddlesome Bachmann from their lives.

Too bad, jackasses!  She's sticking around a while!

219 So, when's the ONT?  Not that I'll be awake for it....

220

Who started this disgusting display?

Whoever did should be whipped!  Do you hear me? Whipped!


*waits on the chair patiently*

You rang?

221

Bob Dole's penis just landed a bit part in Walking Dead.

222

***enters thread***

reads -Can you raise Bob Dole's penis?

***steps away from thread***
 

damn this thread is in need of some Lysol wipes. it's germy in here.

223 The Walking Junk

224 Not enough Lysol in the world....

Does ace offer discounts on std testing?

225 245 So, when's the ONT? Not that I'll be awake for it.... Posted by: Jane D'oh, I may look harmless, but I raised a Marine at November 10, 2010 08:12 PM (UOM4 Who knows, Jane. I've decided to cut down on my ONT time until it gets less PMSessy... In the meantime, I'll make do with penis jokes. What's hard on the outside and creamy on the inside? Either an igloo just before a polar bear comes across it... or a penis! The Aristocrats!!!

226 Ixnay on the Enispay.  There's moronettes here.

227 249 The Walking Junk Posted by: Jane D'oh, I may look harmless, but I raised a Marine at November 10, 2010 08:14 PM (UOM4 Don't even JOKE about that!

228 How about we create a way so Gerrymandering DOES  NOT HAPPEN AT ALL?

Sure. 

Check in with me when you think you have the recipe for changing human nature. 

Scratch that, you'd be an utopian and folk like that just give me the hives .

"If men were Angels..." and all that.

I'm sorry Romeo13 but your vision of conservatives as being somehow more morally pure and above dirty fighting (identity politics) is, at best, a woeful misunderstanding of "turn the other cheek" and, at worse, a fatal self-conceit.

Just because you or I have no desire to run other people's lives, plunder their treasure and degrade their honor, doesn't mean that there aren't other people out there just champing at the bit.

They always are, always have been and probably always will be. 

We necessarily share the same tool chest.  It's called politics. 

And gerrymandering has been a very effective bludgeon.

Me?  I know I don't want to get hit and I'd prefer that my neighbor doesn't get it either (I'm sentimental).

If the choice is to pick up the club and take a whack at some bad guys or leave it on the table and watch my neighbor get brained, I'd feel like a perfect shit inviting his widow over for pot-roast a couple of weeks later, how 'bout you?

I understand the impulse, the wish to be able to walk away and let the better angels of men's minds work their suasion and, in my limited experience, that actually works almost 99% of the time!

All it takes though, is for one vicious little bastard to change the whole equation.

There's always at least one in any crowd.  Always.

If you are the only one in the room right now, all that means is that you now know who to keep a special eye on!

229 CoolCzech, I've missed ONT forever.  Usually in bed with a book or sleezy must-see TV. 

Dammit.  I had a penis joke but it just slipped away.....

230 Your neighbors are nuts and the guy around the corner is an asshole.

231 64 First priority is to redistrict the hell out of NC-2 if that shithead "Who are yeeeww?" Etheridge wins.

I also agree with #16: No more Democrat ethnic Bantustans. They are not at all in the spirit of the Constitution, let alone the letter.

Posted by: logprof at November 10, 2010 06:16 PM (BP6Z1)

We should concentrate on deporting all of the illegals that are there, as well. I'm sure a large number of them voted illegally last tuesday.

232

Posted by: Deety at November 10, 2010 08:18 PM (Jb3+B)

Interesting, but what does any of it have to do with penises?

233 My yard is literally crawling with deer nuts.

234 255 CoolCzech, I've missed ONT forever.  Usually in bed with a book or sleezy must-see TV. 

Dammit.  I had a penis joke but it just slipped away.....

Posted by: Jane D'oh, I may look harmless, but I raised a Marine at November 10, 2010 08:18 PM (UOM4

Try using less lube next time.

235 @255: I could pounce on that remark, Jane, but I respect you far too much... The wife was away for three weeks so I was late nighting like crazy. Well, she comes home from Korea tomorrow so I can finally resume my regular sleep pattern...

236 buzzion.  lol.

237 Oh, crap... off, cut off sock!

238

Deer nuts?  WTF?

Do they fall off?

239 258 Posted by: Deety at November 10, 2010 08:18 PM (Jb3+B) Interesting, but what does any of it have to do with penises? Posted by: Cicero at November 10, 2010 08:20 PM (QKKT0) Assholes are nuts for penises.

240 What the hell have I staggered into?

241 I think we should cool it with the penis jokes. Let's make weiner jokes, instead. Oh I wish I was Oscar Meyer's Weiner... then Oscar would always have a hold of me...

242 267 What the hell have I staggered into? Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at November 10, 2010 08:24 PM (c0A3e) Sheer, unadulterated penile DECADENCE, Kratos!

243 It's Wednesday night, so I've got Ghost Hunters on sy-fy.  More palatable than Bill O. 

Can't work up a weener joke out of that, for some reason. 

Wait....falafel.....heh.

244 What a bunch of dicks are in this thread.

245 What we really need is a new thread...

246 I'm just being reminded of the Dicks Pussies and Assholes speech from Team America.

247 #268  Let's make weiner jokes, instead.

Oh, I wish I had Kumar's Oscar Meyer Weiner...
That way Michelle wouldn't have ahold of me....

248 So this penis walks into a bar...

249 271 What a bunch of dicks are in this thread. Posted by: Cicero at November 10, 2010 08:25 PM (QKKT0) What's the matter, cat's got your cock?

250 I made the Marine Corpse (tm-Barry) thread this morning.  Hope things liven up tomorrow.  Beck has scared the shit out of me what little I've heard the past two days.

Oh, and dick, penis, Florida, Illinois. 

251 So this guy walks into a bar and sets up a tiny piano on the bat top. The bartender eyes him as he pulls out a tiny pianist out of his pocket, that instantly jumps on a tiny bench in front of the tiny piano and starts to play. The guy sees the bartender eyeing him, so he shrugs his shoulders and tells him he found a magic lamp the other day. "You mean you wished for a 12 inch pianist?" "Well, not exactly... "

252 Dammit.  I had a penis joke but it just slipped away.....

Posted by: Jane D'oh, I may look harmless, but I raised a Marine at November 10, 2010 08:18 PM (UOM4

At heart, we're all 10 year old boys.  The moronettes just want a romantic ending

253 This thread is going limp...

254 #274 Kratos is still removing decadent emanations from his car!

My car has never seen decadence, and it never will.  . 

255 My car has never seen decadence, and it never will. I don't keep my car very clean, either.

256 This thread is older than Hillary's cooter. 

257

"All I can see is a limp dick". She replied.

Posted by: dick cheese at November 10, 2010 08:38 PM (S5YRY)

Well, dammit, get on your knees and help a man out

258 What's going on here, boys?

259 NASA once launched a space probe to search for the tip of my dick.

260 I was heartbroken to see Moochelle ran out of money after buying thousands of dollars worth of useless crap from an Indian market....with the exception of the poor little four-year-old girl making hand-crafted dolls.  Did the fact that a four-year-old was working in a market not register in that bitch's head? 

Back to dick talk now. 

261 Ah don' feel nowayz tahrred, I come too faaar fum whayre I started fum. 

262 Did the fact that a four-year-old was working in a market not register in that bitch's head? Back to dick talk now. Posted by: Jane D'oh, I may look harmless, but I raised a Marine at November 10, 2010 08:45 PM (UOM4 It's kinda hard to top THAT...

263

 NASA once launched a space probe to search for the tip of my dick.

My God.  Its full of cheese!

264 290 NASA once launched a space probe to search for the tip of my dick.

A scanning electron microscope couldn't even find my rod of decadence...

/Wait, this isn't how they work, is it?

265 Slave labor...Queen Michelle's next "project". 

266 This thread is older than Hillary's cooter.


Do you really want to go there?????  Really?

267 Does ace offer discounts on std testing?

Completely unnecessary!

In case you weren't aware Einstein, STD stands for Sexually Transmitted Disease.

Everyone knows that Morons never get laid.

*P.S.  I know how busy you guys are and we really appreciate the the great work,  (You are all SUPERSTARS!!!) but I'm not seeing the vouchers documenting your use of "cock, cock-holsters and holsters of cock" so much anymore.  The contest is still running and the prize includes Cinna Stix!

268 Ah don' feel nowayz tahrred, I come too faaar fum whayre I started fum. Yaa-aaaaaa!!! Run away!! RUN AWAY!!!

269 A young boy and his grandfather went fishing one afternoon, after a couple of hours of fishing, the grandfather opened a can of beer, the grandson noticed and asked, "Grandpa, can I have a sip of your beer?" His grandfather looked at him and said, "Grandson, Is your penis long enough to touch your ass?" The grandson replied, "No!" "Then you're not old enough.", said the grandfather. A couple of more hours went by, and the grandfather lit a cigarette. Again the grandson noticed and asked, "Grandpa, can I have a cigarette"? The grandfather replied, "Is your penis long enough to touch your asshole?" Again the grandson replied, "No!" "Well you're not big enough to smoke yet.", said the grandfather. About an hour had passed and it began to get late, so the grandfather decided to pack it up and head for home. On their way home they stopped at a store, grandpa bought two lottery tickets and gave his grandson one. Grandpa scratched his off, but didn't win anything, The grandson scratched his off and won $10,000. Grandpa was all happy and surprised that his grandson had won and he asked, "Are you going to give some of that money to grandpa?" The boy looked at him and replied, "Grandpa, is your penis big enough to touch your ass?" Grandpa looked at him for a moment, then replied, "YES!" "Good, then go fuck yourself!", said the grandson.

270 *P.S. I know how busy you guys are and we really appreciate the the great work, (You are all SUPERSTARS!!!) but I'm not seeing the vouchers documenting your use of "cock, cock-holsters and holsters of cock" so much anymore. The contest is still running and the prize includes Cinna Stix! It's all in my TPS report.

271 For all the lame-assed shit above:

*rim shot*

272 Why is my penis like an M&M? Melts in your mouth, not in my hands!

273 #298  Everyone knows that Morons never get laid.

Indeed.  The Seattle Seahawks score more than us. 

274 Slave labor...Queen Michelle's next "project". 

Posted by: Jane D'oh, I may look harmless, but I raised a Marine at November 10, 2010 08:48 PM (UOM4

When we allow the federal government to take away our slaves, then the terrorists have already won.

275 Q. Why don't blind men skydive?
A. Because it scares the shit out of the dog

Posted by: completely off topic at November 10, 2010 08:55 PM (S5YRY)

I don't care who you are, that's funny, right there

276 Everyone knows that Morons never get laid. Posted by: Deety in HR at November 10, 2010 08:48 PM (Jb3+B) Aha Ha ha, ha... uh... hmmm....

277 Can't we get some AUTHENTIC Republican dick jokes around here??

278 Will Folks, Larry Marchant and Bwawny Fwanks walk into a bar....

279 Party's over.  The arab YouYube spammer is here.

280 313 Can't we get some AUTHENTIC Republican dick jokes around here?? Posted by: DrewM's Mom's Poon at November 10, 2010 09:01 PM (G5qLy) People ask Bob Dole, Where is Bob Dole's Penis? Bob Dole bets that if Bob Dole's penis was up your ass, you'd know where Bob Dole's penis was!

281 Did you hear about the midget Indian?

Every scalp he took had a hole in it.









Ba Da Bing!

282 OT: From the site that shall not be linked.....

Minnesota Rep. Michele Bachmann dropped out of the race for House Republican Conference chair on Wednesday night, ensuring that the GOPÂ’s leadership elections will go on without any serious competition.

In a statement sent to a handful of reporters Wednesday evening, the tea party favorite said that Texas Rep. Jeb Hensarling has her “enthusiastic support for his candidacy” for the top messaging post in the GOP.

“Jeb has demonstrated his commitment to limited government, reduced spending and lower taxes and he will be a strong voice for the Tea Party’s call for these values,” according to Bachmann’s statement, sent by spokesman Sergio Gor.

283 I, for one, welcome our new spammer overlords.  *psst.  can I get a deal on UUG boots?  they're for a friend...the Salvation Army*

284 Posted by: Tami at November 10, 2010 09:07 PM (VuLos) But what has this to do with penises? Or is it, peni?

285 ugh.  UUG=Ugg.  or something. 

*dammit, where's that bottle of wine?*

286 But what has this to do with penises?

Or is it, peni?

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 10, 2010 09:09 PM (tJjm/)

Jeb has a penis and I don't think Michelle does....could be wrong.

287 But what has this to do with penises?

Or is it, peni?

I call them the 1960 Philadelphia Eagles!

288 Jeb has a penis and I don't think Michelle does....could be wrong. Posted by: Tami at November 10, 2010 09:10 PM (VuLos) Always remember CoolCzech's Rule of Thumb: If it's longer than your thumb, it's NOT a clit.

289 can I get a deal on UUG boots? I have some in the back of my van.

290

Way random but my feet must be worse than I thought.

I just bought a pair of New Balance 453 wide 11's (I used to be a 10 1/2) and either my feet are getting bigger or the sizes are getting smaller.

I've worn them for two days and the left shoe is horribly pinching my toes.

I'm taking them back tomorrow. WTF?

291 I've worn them for two days and the left shoe is horribly pinching my toes. I'm taking them back tomorrow. WTF? Posted by: ErikW at November 10, 2010 09:12 PM (ObKI2) In all seriousness, sure you don't have gout?

292 Speaking of weiners and crotches, the news about people being felt up, hand-cuffed, and jailed for protesting a bunch of GED knuckle-draggers deciding who will be porno-scanned and raped, has me glad I'm not flying soon.

_{please God, forgive me if I hope my m-i-l gets abused this weekend on her flight to Boston.  Even though I know she'll blame Boooosh.  Oh, and God?  If she's forced to lift her skirt in front of a bunch of swarthy Muslims cruising through ATL security, well....forgive me Lord....}

293 During our tough economic times there was one company where all the vice presidents decided to take huge pay cuts.  One couple was not coping with the change.  They sold the summer house in Maine. three cars, and their only child had to transfer from Vanderbilt to Middle Tennessee State.  One day the couple sat down to discuss which of the household staff would be let go.  The husband said to his wife, "If you really knew how to cook, we could get rid of the housekeeper."  His wife rather indignantly said, "If you really knew  how to fuck, we could get rid of the gardener,"  

294 @330: You know, my only concern with letting some hawt airport security chick eye my junk with an x-ray machine would be that it might spoil her for other men...

295 328

Way random but my feet must be worse than I thought.

I just bought a pair of New Balance 453 wide 11's (I used to be a 10 1/2) and either my feet are getting bigger or the sizes are getting smaller.

I've worn them for two days and the left shoe is horribly pinching my toes.

I'm taking them back tomorrow. WTF?

Posted by: ErikW at November 10, 2010 09:12 PM (ObKI2)

Ever wear New Balance before?  Just because the shoe claims to be "wide" doesn't mean it is wide enough for your foot shape?  The toe of the shoe could be too narrow.  I don't even bother with Nike's because the one time I was trying them on they were always too tight, no matter the size or if they were marked wide

296 In all seriousness, sure you don't have gout?

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 10, 2010 09:13 PM (tJjm/)

Huh. I don't know. I have a flat left foot so the toes are a bit spread out (which causes the curling, I believe) but I experience needle pain in my toes as well.

A buddy of mine says it's gout too. You're thinking yes?

297 @335: well, I've heard gout described the way you say it feels. Maybe you should get checked out.

298

Posted by: buzzion at November 10, 2010 09:19 PM (oVQFe)

I was told by a podiatrist friend that New Balance was better than Nike because it had a wider "toe box."

Yes, I've been wearing their shoes for about 5 years or so now but these new ones are killing me.

299

A buddy of mine says it's gout too. You're thinking yes?

Posted by: ErikW at November 10, 2010 09:21 PM (ObKI2)

Drink real cherry juice.  Not the stuff in the juice aisle....the real stuff.  If your grocery store has a 'health food' aisle, it might be there.  Or try Whole Foods.  Really helps get rid of gout.

300 Whip hand? Oooo ... Palomino! Palomino!

301

I just bought a pair of New Balance 453 wide 11's (I used to be a 10 1/2) and either my feet are getting bigger or the sizes are getting smaller.

Weird, I just had to buy a bigger jock strap too.

302 I can't believe their letting this be the last thread before the ONT... I'm throwing in the towel, guys. Have a good night.

303

Posted by: CoolCzech at November 10, 2010 09:23 PM (tJjm/)

As long as I don't have to cart around a beaker full of sloshing green uric acid like the poor bastard in the commercial.

304 Anyone get their genitals fondled by the TSA today?  I got my ass rubbed!

305 I can't believe their letting this be the last thread before the ONT... We've been cast adrift, like a cruise ship with an engine room fire.

306 I think AoS is broke. Mixy Pisy or Pisy Mixy put up a test post about 5 min ago and then took it down.

307 Anyone get their genitals fondled by the TSA today? I got my ass rubbed! Was it good for you?

308 64
First priority is to redistrict the hell out of NC-2 if that shithead "Who are yeeeww?" Etheridge wins.
I also agree with #16: No more Democrat ethnic Bantustans. They are not at all in the spirit of the Constitution, let alone the letter.
Posted by: logprof at November 10, 2010 06:16 PM (BP6Z1)

Unfortunately the Voting Rights Act of 1965(?) introduces judges into the equation in many states of the South and they luvs majority - minority districts.

309 For your pathetic amusement, I'll leave you with this: http://minx.cc/?post=308106

310 Actually, even MORE pathetic... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCARADb9asE LOL... "We Come in Peace! Shoot to kill, men, shoot to kill!"

311

I'm waiting breathlessly for your awesome, workable, realistic solution to the problem. Or did you shoot your wad with the clever snark about your fellow conservatives and their dirty desires for revenge. Oh, to be so witty and condescending as thou art, and never having to sully your hands with the reality of actually getting things done.

Posted by: Log Cabin at November 10, 2010 06:42 PM (Y8b3a)

OK.... Asshole...  easy...

How about staring at the top of a state, and dividing it population wise, by the number of seats you have?  Not hard with mordern computers, and it would take all the ethnic, political, urban/coutntry questions out of it....

312 D'oh's taking his elderly parents to Boston this weekend for his cousin's memorial.  (I'm not going due to expense, however I was the only family member who corresponded with her, which her husband said counted more to her than anything.)

Can't wait to find out if libtard m-i-l gets fondled at ATL or Boston.  The wailing of the lib family will be heard in space.  And it will all be Booosh's fault.

313 92 Newt is at the top of my list of people I would never ever, never ever vote for.

When Newt played the useful idiot to Pelosi's global warming bullshit, he became more toxic a candidate IMHO than John McCain.

314 'Night all.  Quit yer fightin'. 

And one more time, Semper Fi, Devil Dogs.

315 A buddy of mine says it's gout too. You're thinking yes? Posted by: ErikW at November 10, 2010 09:21 PM _____________________________________________ Cherry Juice. Lots of it. That is the only thing that alleviated the pain for my FIL when he had gout.

316 D'oh's taking his elderly parents to Boston this weekend for his cousin's memorial. If I cut off anyone from Georgia this weekend, I'll refrain from flipping them the bird.

317 I think AoS is broke. Mixy Pisy or Pisy Mixy put up a test post about 5 min ago and then took it down.

Posted by: Ronster at November 10, 2010 09:32 PM (9q4PA)

You'll have that.

Hey! FWIW, Maet is laughing his ass off and trying to figure whether or not to post Ratt's Round and Round!

318 Cherry Juice. Lots of it. That is the only thing that alleviated the pain for my FIL when he had gout.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 10, 2010 09:43 PM (yQWNf)

Thank you, I'm feeling the old man pains already.

I'll give it a shot. I'm a big fruits and veggies guy myself, it definitely makes a difference.

319 157

It's the three-day growth.  Either shave or grow a true beard.  He looks like a Hobo living under a freeway underpass

Asshole.

Posted by: Michael Moore at November 10, 2010 07:03 PM (uCjoj)

Hey now... I got a Nobel Prize wearing that shit!

320 Republicans have the whip.

Dhimmicraps are asses.

Ace, you've been very naughty.
...

321 Guess which one is subsidized by taxpayers?

322 Well, one state that's gonna get boned in redistricting is Oregon. As of current, the Secretary of State is the one charged with the redistrict, with input from the legislature.

We tried to get a non-partisan commission, but it was overruled.

BUT, the good news is that if/when Oregon gets the district that Illinois loses, there are very few places that the Big Labor SoS can put a district.

She can't divide up the 3rd district any more than it is because it's already too concentrated. Really, the only place that she could divide is the humongous 2nd district of Eastern and Southern Oregon, where Greg Walden hangs his hat. Because of Bend's explosive growth, and Medford's growth as well, they could theoretically split the second district in the middle, with Bend as the head of the 2nd district and Medford/Ashland as the big part of the new 6th district.

And, yes...the 6th District would LIKELY go Republican.

323

Regarding the original post:

All your district are belong to us

(Commie Bitches!!!)

324 Whip-hand?  Is this a BDSM thread?  Should I put on my chaps?

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