May 07, 2010
— Ace He came very close to going full Ron Burgundy when he read his stage direction -- "ad lib a tease" -- out loud.
Rick Sanchez will say anything you put on his teleprompter. Enn. Ny. Thing. Geh.
Speaking of stupid -- Ed Shultz.
And this is some funny stuff. This guy goes into berserker mode over the crash yesterday. He sounds like Alex Jones finding out 7-Eleven just ran out of Zingers.
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Posted by: oblig. at May 07, 2010 02:44 PM (x7Ao8)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 07, 2010 02:47 PM (QMtmy)
oh no, Ace is breaking down the fourth wall with the meta
Posted by: fartbubble at May 07, 2010 02:48 PM (gAmQ1)
Posted by: Alex Jones at May 07, 2010 02:48 PM (dv4hG)
Posted by: gebrauchshund at May 07, 2010 02:50 PM (d7k0J)
What's up with CNN hiring vehicle challenged journos?
Rick Sanchez and Jack Cafferty. Man, it must look like demolition derby out in the CNN parking lot at quitting time.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 07, 2010 02:50 PM (P33XN)
Posted by: gebrauchshund at May 07, 2010 06:50 PM (d7k0J)
--Krimpets are better. Tastykake über alles!
Posted by: logprof at May 07, 2010 02:51 PM (Mmw0q)
Posted by: Spelling Nazi at May 07, 2010 02:51 PM (pUfK9)
Posted by: gebrauchshund at May 07, 2010 06:50 PM (d7k0J)
living by a Hostess factory FTW
Posted by: fartbubble at May 07, 2010 02:52 PM (gAmQ1)
Posted by: Chris R at May 07, 2010 02:54 PM (AO4qz)
Posted by: Dr. Spank at May 07, 2010 06:51 PM (I1/U/)
That uterus just keeps on getting more and more mysterious. Thanks for the tip.
Posted by: Andi Sullivan at May 07, 2010 02:54 PM (pUfK9)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 07, 2010 02:57 PM (QMtmy)
Speaking of stupid --Ed Shultz.
No, he's our answer to Rush Limbaugh. He's opinionated, and he's fat. It's the fat. The fat's the thing. We just needed a fat guy to express our point of view. That was the key to Limbaugh's success. Doesn't matter if Shultz is stupid. He's fat and he has opinions.
Posted by: The Fat's The Thing at May 07, 2010 02:57 PM (TA6qK)
Posted by: AE at May 07, 2010 02:58 PM (kSfPT)
Posted by: Barry "cancel all orders!" Obama at May 07, 2010 02:58 PM (d7k0J)
Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at May 07, 2010 02:58 PM (wd0Iq)
Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at May 07, 2010 02:59 PM (w9bVp)
Posted by: Snorty McBrearty at May 07, 2010 03:00 PM (gh6F5)
Posted by: Little Debbie at May 07, 2010 03:00 PM (4Kl5M)
Posted by: The Q at May 07, 2010 03:00 PM (pfStM)
No matter what, keep those two from ever meeting
Posted by: kbdabear at May 07, 2010 03:01 PM (sYxEE)
Everybody knows they only sell twinkies on the weekend. Sheesh.
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at May 07, 2010 03:01 PM (7VvJB)
But are they non-hybrid Zingers?
Posted by: Anachronda at May 07, 2010 06:58 PM (3K4hn)
We don't have hybrid Zingers in combat, fella.
Posted by: Alex "Radar O'Reilly" Jones at May 07, 2010 03:02 PM (dv4hG)
Next up, 5 great ways to beat the breathalyzer
Posted by: Rick Burgundy Sanchez at May 07, 2010 03:03 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: huerfano at May 07, 2010 03:03 PM (qEf7Y)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 07, 2010 03:03 PM (UOM48)
Hate his uninformed/tasteless political spewings, but this is kinda funny.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at May 07, 2010 03:04 PM (IP4bz)
That's how I mistook Jesse Jackson for Al Roker
Posted by: C*ntessa Brewer at May 07, 2010 03:04 PM (sYxEE)
I say anything that Kos types on the computer screen really fast
Posted by: Keith Olbermann at May 07, 2010 03:06 PM (sYxEE)
Can you imagine if Rush lost it like that? Me neither.
I'm going to superimpose this over Emperor Palpatine for my next ytmnd.
Posted by: Sentient Nintendo 64 at May 07, 2010 03:07 PM (dUOK+)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at May 07, 2010 03:08 PM (7VvJB)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 07, 2010 03:08 PM (UOM48)
Rick Sanchez will say anything you put on his teleprompter. Enn. Ny. Thing. Geh.
Sounds like my kind of guy.
Posted by: Barack Obama at May 07, 2010 03:08 PM (pfStM)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 07, 2010 03:09 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: rdbrewer at May 07, 2010 03:11 PM (TA6qK)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 07, 2010 03:14 PM (UOM48)
"the spittle-spewing of Chrissy, bombastic ranting of Keefums and sheer stupidity of Contessa"
Y'know, I think that pretty much sums up Ed Schultz right there.
Posted by: gebrauchshund at May 07, 2010 03:14 PM (d7k0J)
Posted by: Ted Kennedy's Gristle Encased Head at May 07, 2010 03:17 PM (+lsX1)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 07, 2010 03:18 PM (WBIMn)
Say it out loud. Rick Zinger.
Posted by: SlaveDog at May 07, 2010 03:20 PM (W+E+o)
Posted by: The Q at May 07, 2010 03:21 PM (pfStM)
OT: THIS is fucking hilarious.
Vladimir Putin has snubbed both the Prince of Wales and the US vice-president, Joe Biden, by refusing to allow them to attend a parade in Red Square marking the 65th anniversary of the end of the second world war
Posted by: Dang Straights at May 07, 2010 03:28 PM (6hFrP)
Posted by: SlaveDog at May 07, 2010 03:30 PM (W+E+o)
"Wow, commenting on the site fell off a cliff"
I didn't do it, nobody saw me, you can't prove anything.
Posted by: gebrauchshund at May 07, 2010 03:36 PM (d7k0J)
Posted by: Charlie Gibson at May 07, 2010 03:39 PM (4y0YU)
Posted by: di butler, dead or alive at May 07, 2010 03:42 PM (S3xX1)
Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at May 07, 2010 06:59 PM (w9bVp)
Why you gotta be like that?
Posted by: Snapdragon, professional retard at May 07, 2010 03:43 PM (erIg9)
So? What's your point?
Posted by: Barack Obama at May 07, 2010 03:50 PM (T0NGe)
I have to wonder- if the likes of Rick Sanchez, Contessa Brewer and Ed Schultz were picked as the best and brightest contenders to represent their "news" organizations in front of millions (OK, thousands) of TV viewers...
...just exactly how fucking stupid were the ones who didn't make the cut?
Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 07, 2010 03:50 PM (rf03a)
I guess we shouldn't expect John Ryan and the Troll Brigade to return to explain this.
Posted by: Garbonzo the Garrulous at May 07, 2010 03:54 PM (zgd5N)
Posted by: Lincontf at May 07, 2010 03:55 PM (qSRHZ)
...just exactly how fucking stupid were the ones who didn't make the cut?
Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 07, 2010 07:50 PM (rf03a)
Don't forget about me.
Posted by: Wolf Blitzer at May 07, 2010 03:55 PM (pUfK9)
...just exactly how fucking stupid were the ones who didn't make the cut?
Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 07, 2010 07:50 PM (rf03a)
Did you happen to catch the last presidential election by any chance?
Posted by: Snapdragon, professional retard at May 07, 2010 03:58 PM (erIg9)
Little Debbie is a whore for Obama that;s why you couldn't find any Twinkies.
If they ever touch my Tasty Cakes they are dead men walking.
Posted by: mpfs at May 07, 2010 04:01 PM (QuP9W)
Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Professional Debate Team at May 07, 2010 04:01 PM (erIg9)
Posted by: newser at May 07, 2010 08:07 PM (D2axM)
Fuck them. Little ingrates.
Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Professional Debate Team at May 07, 2010 04:10 PM (erIg9)
Posted by: di butler, dead or alive at May 07, 2010 04:10 PM (S3xX1)
"just exactly how fucking stupid were the ones who didn't make the cut?"
Look to our resident trolls for examples.
Posted by: gebrauchshund at May 07, 2010 04:12 PM (d7k0J)
I just had a Butterscotch Krimpet today. A friend brought them back from PA.
My fav is the Coconut Jr or the Peanut Butter Tandycakes,
Posted by: mpfs at May 07, 2010 04:16 PM (QuP9W)
NORTHAMPTON, Mass. – The victim might have forgiven the woman who ran him down in a Massachusetts crosswalk, but police haven't.
Police say a Pittsfield woman has been cited for running down a man named Lord Jesus Christ as he crossed a street in Northampton on Tuesday.
The 50-year-old man is from Belchertown. Officers checked his ID and discovered that, indeed, his legal name is Lord Jesus Christ. He was taken to the hospital for treatment of minor facial injuries.
Police say 20-year-old Brittany Cantarella was cited for failing to yield to a pedestrian in a crosswalk.
Posted by: Amy Bishop at May 07, 2010 04:20 PM (zqzYV)
Posted by: goozer at May 07, 2010 04:21 PM (dufK4)
Posted by: mpfs at May 07, 2010 04:22 PM (QuP9W)
I was flipping through the channels when I got home and Ed Shultz was playing clips of Beck where Beck said the only two people in America, Wilson and Roosevelt who locked up people because of there race, both democrats.
The dumbass Shultz countered with Andrew Jackson and the KKK as people on the right who punished minorities. Of course Jackson and the KKK were both democrats but that fact seemed to have alluded that fat bastard.
Posted by: robtr at May 07, 2010 04:22 PM (fwSHf)
Posted by: Mr. Pink at May 07, 2010 04:23 PM (V/EYZ)
Posted by: Jake Was Here at May 07, 2010 04:23 PM (P31uz)
OT -
I've been meaning to apologize for this, but hey - I had help... you know...
golf ring a bell?
Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at May 07, 2010 04:24 PM (r1h5M)
I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
And yes, I am halfway through my first VERY large cocktail.
Posted by: mpfs at May 07, 2010 04:24 PM (QuP9W)
Yeah, seriously, I couldn't figure out what the whole point of the stuff below the frosting was.
Posted by: AmishDude at May 07, 2010 04:27 PM (T0NGe)
Posted by: Mr. Pink at May 07, 2010 04:28 PM (V/EYZ)
Yeah, seriously, I couldn't figure out what the whole point of the stuff below the frosting was.
Posted by: AmishDude
The cake is to absorb the alcohol.
Posted by: mpfs at May 07, 2010 04:30 PM (QuP9W)
OT:
I've seen a bunch of conservative sites running "United States of Earth" ads lately. What is up with this sight? Is it some advanced multi-layer meta-joke/parody? Is it for real? WTF?
Posted by: Sir Elliot at May 07, 2010 04:32 PM (DUNS7)
Posted by: SJR2 at May 07, 2010 04:33 PM (oCbCP)
Posted by: Nanny Bloomberg at May 07, 2010 04:34 PM (FFIq0)
Posted by: mpfs at May 07, 2010 08:24 PM (QuP9W)
30 minutes to pics, gentlemen.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at May 07, 2010 04:34 PM (2pwql)
Posted by: Lincontf at May 07, 2010 04:35 PM (qSRHZ)
I have never previously seen or heard of Butterscotch Krimpets or Tastykake, apparently they have not made it this far west yet (Colorado).
Maybe I'll mosey down to the telegraph office and see if'n I cain't order me some to come in on the next stage. Should be here by next week 'long as they don't get bushwacked by injuns.
Posted by: gebrauchshund at May 07, 2010 04:36 PM (d7k0J)
Posted by: sonnyspats at May 07, 2010 04:36 PM (68tQb)
It's not wise to tease the bull...>: )
Posted by: goozer at May 07, 2010 04:36 PM (dufK4)
That never sounded remotely plausible to me.
Actually, we think he pushed "O" for "Oodles".
We're working the problem, people.
Posted by: Your Friends at the SEC at May 07, 2010 04:37 PM (2pwql)
30 minutes to pics, gentlemen.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz
Ah Herr, it seems I promised you a pic of the Virgin River?
It's been a bitch of a week and I'm in a giving mood.
Posted by: mpfs at May 07, 2010 04:37 PM (QuP9W)
The large number of people who graduated from college and are looking for a job was unanticipated and unprecedented.
Posted by: SlaveDog at May 07, 2010 04:38 PM (W+E+o)
I guess we've learned from the Muslims that "whiny bitching" is how to get your way. Sheesh, if you're so ticked, wear some of those Mexican soccer jerseys the next day. It's World Cup time, after all.
I won't even argue that their anger is justified, suppose it is. Don't go around being a pansy about it.
I guess whiny bitching is the order of business, though.
Posted by: AmishDude at May 07, 2010 04:39 PM (T0NGe)
Posted by: Mr. Pink at May 07, 2010 04:39 PM (V/EYZ)
Posted by: Dynomutt sees dead people at May 07, 2010 08:38 PM (Szkjn)
Smokes and French food?
Posted by: FUBAR at May 07, 2010 04:40 PM (1fanL)
While we're all distracted, congress is still moving on Chris Dodd's (D-corrupt) "financial reform" bill.
"Shelby has said that the Senate amendment "ends 'too big to fail'"; it does not."
Posted by: Lemon Kitten at May 07, 2010 04:40 PM (0fzsA)
Chastity/Chaz Bono like butterscotch krimpets. Oh and women too! http://tinyurl.com/2fsqqfw
That's John Candy reincarnated.
Posted by: JWF at May 07, 2010 04:41 PM (1l37M)
It's been a bitch of a week and I'm in a giving mood.
Posted by: mpfs at May 07, 2010 08:37 PM (QuP9W)
Keep drinkin, baby. I'll have ya fartin' through silk.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz quoting "The Right Stuff" at May 07, 2010 04:41 PM (2pwql)
Posted by: sonnyspats at May 07, 2010 08:36 PM (68tQb)
So when a lesbian becomes a man, presumably to have relation with women, does she/he become a traitor to homosexuals? Doesn't that act kind of imply that lesbianism is insufficient?
Posted by: AmishDude at May 07, 2010 04:42 PM (T0NGe)
Barack Obama, Chris Dodd, and Barney Frank are determined to take on the Wall St. corporate fat cats and their political enablers Barack Obama, Chris Dodd, and Barney Frank.
Posted by: FUBAR at May 07, 2010 04:42 PM (1fanL)
Posted by: Dynomutt sees dead people at May 07, 2010 08:38 PM (Szkjn)
mmmpppph?
Posted by: Any number of Chicago Politicians. I can't keep track. at May 07, 2010 04:43 PM (2pwql)
Posted by: AmishDude at May 07, 2010 08:42 PM (T0NGe)
Lesbianism is never insufficient.
Posted by: The cameraman at May 07, 2010 04:44 PM (2pwql)
Lesbianism is never insufficient.
Posted by: The cameraman at May 07, 2010 08:44 PM (2pwql)
Ditto.
Posted by: The Fluffer at May 07, 2010 04:45 PM (1fanL)
Yes, when Bush was president, unemployment was rather low, but the MSM found a way to dramatize the horror of that low unemployment rate.
Now that we have high unemployment, (under president Unicorn Lie, Tax, Spend & Bail-Out-To-Big-To-Fail), life is wonderful!
Posted by: Lemon Kitten at May 07, 2010 04:45 PM (0fzsA)
She also showed up at the libtard in-laws in ATL and actually had my back in the midst of the back-stabbing crazy.
I officially really, truly LIKE my sister again. We had a blast sitting on the deck this evening and laughing and sharing stories. As long as we stay away from politics, we're cool.
I love my sis again.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 07, 2010 04:48 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Obama's MFM at May 07, 2010 04:48 PM (1fanL)
***subliminal plant***
♫We'll make great pets
We'll make great pets
We'll make great pets ♫
you'll be singing that song when you wake up tomorrow morning
Posted by: Dynomutt sees dead people at May 07, 2010 04:48 PM (Szkjn)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 07, 2010 08:48 PM (UOM4
Always good. Instead of talking politics with her, send her here.
Posted by: FUBAR at May 07, 2010 04:49 PM (1fanL)
For those of you who tell your selves that we will never allow our country to fall that far...
Don't delude yourselves.
We already have.
Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at May 07, 2010 04:49 PM (r1h5M)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 07, 2010 08:48 PM (UOM4
Jane, that's great news.
Posted by: conscious and pressing 1 for english at May 07, 2010 04:50 PM (YVZlY)
Posted by: Mr. Pink at May 07, 2010 04:53 PM (V/EYZ)
My lib sis said, "That Life Coach ass-wipe S-I-L of yours is the meanest woman I've ever met." (They're both libs, which is funny, but my sister isn't mean, just politically fucked up.)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 07, 2010 04:55 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Mr. Pink at May 07, 2010 04:56 PM (V/EYZ)
Posted by: mpfs at May 07, 2010 04:56 PM (QuP9W)
Posted by: Mr. Pink at May 07, 2010 04:57 PM (V/EYZ)
The more people that hear this, the better. It's not too late to wake up Americans so we can bring America back! Let's spread this everywhere we can!
Posted by: Dan at May 07, 2010 04:59 PM (9L1z6)
WTF is a life coach? Who the hell goes to a life coach? Why not just pay the two hundred clams and go to a psychiatrist? At least they can prescribe drugs.
Posted by: mpfs at May 07, 2010 04:59 PM (QuP9W)
Oh, and she has the body of a prepubescent boy. No joke. No tits whatsoever. Dark, leathery skin, allowed her hair to go gray, no makeup, just not feminine at all. And the bitch is telling the mom of a kid going off to war to get an eye job. My sister was amazing. Nothing like a little lib-on-lib action.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 07, 2010 05:00 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Mr. Pink at May 07, 2010 05:00 PM (V/EYZ)
Posted by: Mr. Pink at May 07, 2010 05:02 PM (V/EYZ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 07, 2010 05:02 PM (UOM48)
I love my sis again.
That's great, Mrs. D'oh! You're giving too much to this nation to be unhappy. Glad for you.
Posted by: Dang Straights at May 07, 2010 05:02 PM (6hFrP)
144 BTW stir it up to break up the yolk.
Posted by: Mr. Pink at May 07, 2010 08:57 PM (V/EYZ)
Cut up an inch or so of sharp cheddar into small cubes and add it in after the the soup is made.Posted by: Ed Anger at May 07, 2010 05:03 PM (7+pP9)
And the bitch is telling the mom of a kid going off to war to get an eye job. My sister was amazing.
Uh-oh, maybe I didn't catch up far enough in the thread...
I blame the beer!
Posted by: Dang Straights at May 07, 2010 05:03 PM (6hFrP)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 07, 2010 05:05 PM (UOM48)
Check it out, Mrs. D'oh, maybe this will make you feel better - The XM25 is finally (finally!) being deployed. Just SF right now, but no doubt the jarheads and SEALs will have it soon enough if it does the job.
Posted by: Dang Straights at May 07, 2010 05:05 PM (6hFrP)
Oh, and she has the body of a prepubescent boy. No joke. No tits whatsoever. Dark, leathery skin, allowed her hair to go gray, no makeup, just not feminine at all. And the bitch is telling the mom of a kid going off to war to get an eye job. My sister was amazing. Nothing like a little lib-on-lib action.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
If someone talked to my sis like that they wouldn't hear the man count ten.
Your s-i-l is a miserable dried up old hag and I would love to crush her for you.
Posted by: mpfs at May 07, 2010 05:06 PM (QuP9W)
a funny gaffe by a newsreader already known to be a knucklehead. Sanchez is a ditzy liberal weenie, but this isnt a hanging offense.
Posted by: mike d at May 07, 2010 05:08 PM (2hebN)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 07, 2010 05:09 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: mike d at May 07, 2010 05:09 PM (2hebN)
Posted by: mpfs at May 07, 2010 08:49 PM (QuP9W)
I stand proudly. Thank you. You've done an old man's heart well.
Posted by: The cameraman at May 07, 2010 05:11 PM (2pwql)
Sanchez is a ditzy liberal weenie, but this isnt a hanging offense
Who is 'hanging'? We're mocking, which is NOT violence, it's just laughing at his stupid ass. Or is that considered Hate Speech now, too?
Posted by: Dang Straights at May 07, 2010 05:11 PM (6hFrP)
Posted by: mike d at May 07, 2010 09:09 PM (2hebN)
He didn't use a trident to kill the guy he killed. He used a car driving drunk.
Posted by: robtr at May 07, 2010 05:13 PM (fwSHf)
Posted by: mpfs at May 07, 2010 08:49 PM (QuP9W)
I stand proudly. Thank you. You've done an old man's
heart well.
You are welcome and I bet you aren't that old.
Posted by: mpfs at May 07, 2010 05:13 PM (QuP9W)
He didn't use a trident to kill the guy he killed. He used a car driving drunk.
Then he left the scene.
Posted by: Dang Straights at May 07, 2010 05:14 PM (6hFrP)
O/T: I just watched O'Reilly. Damn, I wish that guy would learn to shut-up. About half the time he interrupts, it doesn't move the ball forward. It's throwaway babbling. Pointless. He doesn't pay attention, and he squashes the most important things.
For most guests, that's fine. They're aimless talkers anyway. Or they're trying to be evasive. There's a point to interruption there. But when he brings on these A-listers, he needs to shut the f up. He needs to open his ears ansd shut his mouth.
Tonight, he interruped Coulter for no reason whatsoever. It's not like you need to keep Ann Coulter on track, Bill. He interrupted Beck right at the most interesting part of his story about Klein. Apparently Klein touched him. I didn't get to hear what Beck's reaction was. And if you watch the replay, you'll see O'Reilly once again babbling about nothing and wasting time. It's also clear he wasn't listening.
He does this all the time. F/x, Rove does not need re-direction. If he's going to interrupt, it would be nice if there was a good reason. Too often it seems like a need to display dominance--kind of an "it's my show, by God" thing.
I rarely watch him now. I've watched him less and less for quite some time. I guess I could just quit and get it over with. It'd be less stressful.
Posted by: rdbrewer at May 07, 2010 05:14 PM (TA6qK)
Posted by: rdbrewer at May 07, 2010 05:16 PM (TA6qK)
Posted by: Mr. Pink at May 07, 2010 05:17 PM (V/EYZ)
My sushi night the other night was nearly ruined by some loud libtards at the adjacent table. The woman was a massage therapist who was telling stories about how she "heals fractures" with topical ointments and diagnoses the need for surgery better than doctors. The whole table was in agreement that The Won was awesome, but the evil idiot Republicans in Congress were stopping him from bringing about utopia. And the nuclear plant at Scriba is evil and wrong, for making electricity too cheap because then people are just going to get used to having electricity. It was astounding. I mean, I read that bullshit on Facebook every day, but hearing it screamed out at a restaurant was eye-opening. We really do seem to be doomed.
(Despite being total idiots, they seem to have profited from capitalism...they were talking about buying property in Brazil ("...it's so sad, the tribespeople there use modern antibiotics now"), their children's private schools, the sushi they ate on vacation in Japan, on and on. Dammit.)
(I should have asked for a different table when they started bashing biker bars. That should have been my first clue. Food was good, restaurant and staff were lovely, had a miserable dinner.)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at May 07, 2010 05:18 PM (IP4bz)
Posted by: Mr. Pink at May 07, 2010 05:18 PM (V/EYZ)
Posted by: mike d at May 07, 2010 05:19 PM (2hebN)
Posted by: mpfs at May 07, 2010 09:13 PM (QuP9W)
Older than you I'd venture. But I could still venture a venture.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at May 07, 2010 05:20 PM (2pwql)
Posted by: Mr. Pink at May 07, 2010 05:20 PM (V/EYZ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 07, 2010 05:20 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: mpfs at May 07, 2010 09:13 PM (QuP9W)
Older than you I'd venture. But I could still venture a
venture.
Okay. I remember watching man walking on the moon, 1969.
Posted by: mpfs at May 07, 2010 05:21 PM (QuP9W)
Some scrunt trying to buy Zingers with her EBT card would call 911.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at May 07, 2010 05:22 PM (IP4bz)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 07, 2010 05:22 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: mpfs at May 07, 2010 09:21 PM (QuP9W)
WTF were you doing on the moon in 69?
Posted by: robtr at May 07, 2010 05:23 PM (fwSHf)
Posted by: mpfs at May 07, 2010 09:21 PM (QuP9W)
You win. I was conceived on the hood of a Buick in May, '69.
But I have old undergarments.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at May 07, 2010 05:24 PM (2pwql)
WTF were you doing on the moon in 69?
Posted by: robtr at May 07, 2010 09:23 PM (fwSHf)
Dude. Have you seen her pics?
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at May 07, 2010 05:25 PM (2pwql)
I wanted to interrupt when they started the "Republicans blocking Barry in Congress" thing..."do you really think Nancy Pelosi would be Speaker of the House if the Republicans controlled Congress?" but I was drinking water. And I'm sure they wouldn't have known who Nancy Pelosi was.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at May 07, 2010 05:25 PM (IP4bz)
Posted by: Dang Straights at May 07, 2010 09:25 PM (6hFrP)
Yeah it does.
My "Pop" was a Ford man.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at May 07, 2010 05:26 PM (2pwql)
I remember watching man walking on the moon, 1969.
I was 13. Months.
Posted by: Dang Straights at May 07, 2010 09:24 PM (6hFrP)
I was 16. Years.
Posted by: conscious and pressing 1 for english at May 07, 2010 05:26 PM (YVZlY)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 07, 2010 05:27 PM (UOM48)
I was 16. Years.
Good googly, we need to make sure and stock up on the Ensure at the National Moron Meetup™.
Posted by: Dang Straights at May 07, 2010 05:27 PM (6hFrP)
Son?
Posted by: robtr at May 07, 2010 09:26 PM (fwSHf)
If you're short, bald, and fat, I'm going to kiss you.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at May 07, 2010 05:28 PM (2pwql)
zingers? really? Hostess Chocodiles, only if you live in socal or az damn you hostess and your short shelf life delicious products!!!
Posted by: evil libertarian at May 07, 2010 05:28 PM (Q+jZg)
I was born in 1961.
Posted by: mpfs at May 07, 2010 09:27 PM (QuP9W)
So what kind of preservatives are the dumping into that river?
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at May 07, 2010 05:28 PM (2pwql)
I was 13. Months.
Posted by: Dang Straights
Oh just fuck you Dang.
Posted by: mpfs at May 07, 2010 05:29 PM (QuP9W)
That ceremonial pissing on Jack Murtha's grave could take hours.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at May 07, 2010 05:29 PM (IP4bz)
I was 16. Years.
Good googly, we need to make sure and stock up on the Ensure at the National Moron Meetup™.
Posted by: Dang Straights at May 07, 2010 09:27 PM (6hFrP)
And Depends. But they're not for me. yet.
Posted by: conscious and pressing 1 for english at May 07, 2010 05:30 PM (YVZlY)
Posted by: Mr. Pink at May 07, 2010 05:30 PM (V/EYZ)
Posted by: Algonquin J. Calhoun at May 07, 2010 05:31 PM (C8qIl)
That ceremonial pissing on Jack Murtha's grave could take hours.
Dammit radish, almost wet myself from laughing so hard.
Posted by: Dang Straights at May 07, 2010 05:33 PM (6hFrP)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz, Back in Prison Mode at May 07, 2010 05:34 PM (2pwql)
Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at May 07, 2010 05:35 PM (gjUVx)
I was seven. I remember the landing. My dad and I watched it together. I was alternately standing and sitting at the foot of his bed. He kept shsssshing me over and over, because I was bored and wanted to know if they was on the moon yet, over and over.
I remember feeling sorry for Michael Collins and thinking he was cheated out of a chance to walk on the moon--that he was treated unfairly.
Posted by: rdbrewer at May 07, 2010 05:38 PM (TA6qK)
If my father hasn't continued to assure me I was the only white baby in the ward that week, I would be looking for my birth mother.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at May 07, 2010 05:49 PM (IP4bz)
Posted by: dananjcon at May 07, 2010 05:54 PM (Xuxia)
Stick it to the man! More wages, more work!
Posted by: Age Comparison Union Local 432 at May 07, 2010 05:54 PM (92zkk)
Man you fuckers are old.
Me...1970, the big 40 this year
Lurk on
Posted by: dananjcon at May 07, 2010 09:54 PM (Xuxia)
GET OFF MY LAWN!!
(51 in Nov)
Posted by: Bill H at May 07, 2010 06:04 PM (q8CmE)
The stock guy sounds like pachino in heat, totally
I am pretty certain he was aiming for that, over the top douche sound
and he hit it well
Posted by: obama_hussein at May 07, 2010 06:16 PM (DLaJY)
144 BTW stir it up to break up the yolk.
Posted by: Mr. Pink at May 07, 2010 08:57 PM (V/EYZ)
Cut up an inch or so of sharp cheddar into small cubes and add it in after the the soup is made.
Posted by: Ed Anger at May 07, 2010 09:03 PM (7+pP9)
I always keep fresh sliced jalapenos handy. One thing that I can't figure out is how to remove the seeds without disturbing the tasty membrane.
Posted by: blackrockmarauder at May 07, 2010 06:25 PM (0ZKiP)
Posted by: Bill C at May 07, 2010 07:04 PM (I+7Zv)
All 8 of them.
Posted by: Punchy Knucklepunch, Professional Politcal Operative. at May 07, 2010 07:22 PM (5CWEp)
Posted by: Michael Bennet at May 07, 2010 08:28 PM (p5Qdq)
Posted by: RINO in Name Only at May 07, 2010 10:02 PM (HUdxK)
Posted by: rod rooter at May 08, 2010 04:21 AM (chjdq)
I don't know why CNN hired Senora Reinaldo's little boy, Senor Ricardo Leon Sanchez de Reinaldo. But it certainly wasn't for his intellect.. As I recall, little Ricky is the dufus who recently remarked that Iceland is too cold to have a volcano, and he has made a few other goofy statements on the air, too. Seriously. If you're bored and you have nothing else better to do, check it out on You Tube.
Posted by: Natasha & Boris at May 08, 2010 04:45 AM (ITzbJ)
Posted by: scumguy at May 08, 2010 06:09 AM (f7A+e)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 08, 2010 06:45 AM (PQY7w)
When the Global Zionist Conspiracy commanded by the Dogons take over the entire planet, me and Jesse Ventura ain't gonna share with NOBODY!
Posted by: Alex Jones at May 08, 2010 10:09 PM (qs11W)
Posted by: dfcvbcb at May 18, 2010 09:20 PM (eU/Oa)
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