1 Fuckin' retard.  Should have had tapioca on that list. 

2 Probably had to ask Bill Ayers how to spell the words.

3 Hope and change are on his hand? Seems like that would be mocking the President if you ask be.

What's really amazing, however, is how much this snowbilly hick wearing fuck me boots has gotten to the administration.

4 why are these idiots so, well, idiotic???? Does he think he's funny? Why doesn't he carry around a teleprompter to look like his boss, who really is an idiot....

5 We're being governed by a combination of the Student Council at Millard Fillmore Junior High School and the thug-wannabes who hang out and smoke in the boys bathroom.

When Soros picks a mouthpiece, he looks for Everything you & me don't want

6 what a fucking cocksucker.

7 It doesn't matter who is being targeted, this sort of mocking is unbecoming and displays a juvenile mindset on the part of the press secretary that does not reflect well on the president.

Au contraire, it reflects the president's mindset perfectly. 

Face it, the White House is occupied by a bunch of punks. 

8 This immaturity coming from the WH is absolutely surreal.

9 So that is what I hear sloshing around in his head. Milk and eggs. No peas?

10
Sadly, that is the most intelligent and mature response to this we've seen from these guys.

11 On his left hand because his right hand is too chafed from jerking off Obama.

12 Palin was no less childish in writing notes on her hand and trying to play it off like she wasn't reading off it. Come on.. 3rd grade much?

But I'd rather see Gibbs under the boot than Palin. At least she's not a commie.

13 Comp a Chomp a Chuey-Chomp!

14

I love the Limbaugh commercial that runs on my local talk station.

They include a segment of Rush comparing Obama to Dean Wormer.

Seems more apt every day.

Except Obama isn't married to a MILF.

15 So I'm doing my taxes.  What in the ever loving fuck is the "Making Work Pay" tax credit?  I thought that was what we called a "pay check".

Why in the fuck am I getting 800 bucks of refundable credit because my jointly filed return shows an income between 13 and 150 grand?  Isn't that basically fucking everybody?

No wonder we're broke!

16 Too bad chicken wasn't written on his hand too.

17 And the left will eat this up.

The children truly are in charge of the house right now.

18 Mary Katharine Ham calls Gibbs the "Dane Cook of political humor."

Gibbs stole this joke from Louis CK?

19 12 Palin was no less childish in writing notes on her hand and trying to play it off like she wasn't reading off it. Come on.. 3rd grade much?

But I'd rather see Gibbs under the boot than Palin. At least she's not a commie.

Posted by: UGRev at February 09, 2010 03:15 PM (862vz)

horseshit.

20 12 Palin was no less childish in writing notes on her hand and trying to play it off like she wasn't reading off it. Come on.. 3rd grade much?

Sorry, no comparison.

21 17 And the left will eat this up.

Sure, 'cause remember that Tony Snow was the devil, or something. 

22 Unbelievable (and sadly, not!)  What a total douchetard.  I can't stand Gibbs and his idiotic smuggery.  Most unprofessional administration evah!  (Really no surprise as we have the most unpresidential precedent evah).  Obama makes Clinton look like a fricking statesman.

23

There is a segment of the left that will cheer this.

The rest of country is going to be much less accepting.  We tolerate the Iranian thugocracy, but publically attack a political rival in the most base and juvenile way possible.

Wow.

24 What about the arugula?

25

He looks like Dilbert's retarded cousin.  That forehead is fuckin' amazing...

 

26 17 And the left will eat this up.

Let them.  Let them continue to eat this childish shit until the stench gushes from their pores driving voters away from them in droves.

27 That's not 'bacon' crossed out, is it?

28 I also see no waffles on that list.

29

It doesn't matter who is being targeted, this sort of mocking is unbecoming and displays a juvenile mindset on the part of the press secretary that does not reflect well on the president.

Slublog,

You're giving way too much credit to a puerile administration and a punchdrunk "president" who couldn't lead his way down a fucking one-way street.

The "president" doesn't reflect well on the "president".

30 Palin wasn't childish. She had themes written on her hand.

She is a thousand times better at communicating off script than Bumbles.

Horseshit.

31

This immaturity coming from the WH is absolutely surreal

Particularly since the deadly power they command is all too real.

32 Why in the fuck am I getting 800 bucks of refundable credit because my jointly filed return shows an income between 13 and 150 grand?  Isn't that basically fucking everybody?


I thought that was only if you had kids? 

33 Beer.  Where's the beer?

34 27 That's not 'bacon' crossed out, is it?

Posted by: Minka at February 09, 2010 03:18 PM (xtiuj)

MOTHERFUCK I THINK IT IS

35 There's a link to an American Thinker article entitled "I Was A Teenage President" at HotAir that dovetails nicely with this picture.

36 Cmon.  Now admittedly Gibbs has made a fool out of himself more times than I can count and is a total idiot and dweeb.  And the criticism of Palin about the notes on the hand are just the type of flailing bs pushed by huff post that is goign to drive dems even deeper in the polls.

But this is kind of funny.  I laughed at 'hope' and 'change' out there.

There is something to be said about professionalism I guess and apparently the white house isn't above calling dissenters terrorists and playing grade school teasing games, but this is also kind of funny.

37 He is not Dilbert, he is "PC" from the PC and Mac commercials.

38 I thought that was only if you had kids? 

Posted by: HeatherRadish at February 09, 2010 03:19 PM (mR7mk)

I wondered why midgets were raiding my fridge in the night.

39 On his other hand was written:

Bankrupt country
Damage national security
Socialism, Socialism, Socialism, and
Feed cat

40 It's bread that's crossed out.

41 No pudding on the list, either.

42 I think he's an excellent spokesperson.

43 What's really amazing, however, is how much this snowbilly hick wearing fuck me boots has gotten to the administration.

I admit, I love watching them dance like puppets everytime she jerks their strings.  High on a hill was a lonely goat....

44 How's that Hope and Change workin' fer ya?

45 Fatuous.  Man she is really in their heads though - deep in there.

46 Wow, she's really getting to them.  The fact that they would even admit it indirectly is surprising.

47

It would have been funny if Gibbs wrote "pudding" on his hand.  But he didn't.  FAIL

48 Excellent.  I could use $800.

49 What the hell is wrong with Palin writing notes on her hand?  I do it all the time.  Hell, I'd far rather Obama did that then use TOTUS as a binky. 

Wait.  Wait.  HE CROSSED OUT BACON!  HE'S A WITCH!  BURN HIM!

50 I think gibbs is farking barney franks!

51 Uh, Bob? Why is my name not at the top of that list?

52 He should write his shopping list on that big fucking forehead of his...like a drive-in movie theater.  You could write game code on that cranium. 

53

So....

He's reminding himself about hope and change? Sheesh, the environment at 1600 Penn Ave. must be uptight if he needs a reminder.

Robert Gibbs: Asking America if we've seen his baseball since 1/20/2009

54 He forgot to write "jobs" there.

55 Hey, Gibbs, you know what would be even funnier?

Have Obama make a speech based on five words written (openly and manfully) on his shirt cuff.

Oh, he needs to read every uh single word off of a screen, you say?

Oh.

56
Every time I see Wee Wee or Gibbon (or any admin official speak) it's a tossup between hearing the Clown Theme or Yakety Sax as a soundtrack.

57

"Franks"

"Beans"

58 You think Obama would want to debate Palin with no teleprompters, and their hands tied behind their backs?  I fucking doubt it.

59 Wow, the LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD has time for this?

FAIL.

60 Lie
Prevaricate
Lather
Rinse
Repeat

61 Eggs

Milk

Bread

Hope

Change

SlimFast

Lettuce

Fat-free salad dressing

Skim Milk

A clue



FIFY Gibbsy

62

But David Axelfraud said they don't pay attention to Sarah Palin and she is of no importance!

Weird how Obama's White House only goes after Palin, and never Romney or Huckabee, or anyone in Congress. Kinda odd, don't you think?

63

I had previously given Gibbsy a little crtedit because he has a tough job trying to put that lipstick on the pig and polishing a turd.

But this is his own bullshit. He is truly a cockholster.

But I loves me sum MKH.

64 2010-- it's coming

65 12 Palin was no less childish in writing notes on her hand and trying to play it off like she wasn't reading off it. Come on.. 3rd grade much

Totally lame comment much?  Seriously, dude, your president can't find his ass with both hands without a teleprompter--then you compare this bitch-boy stunt to a private citizen writing a few words on her hand to prep for a Q & A?

When the Backlash comes down, you need to be recycled.

66

This is what fear looks like, and there is genuine fear of Sarah Palin in the WH.

 

Thanks for the heads up Gibbsy!

67 This is what happens when douchebags get elected.

68 Methinks the 'Cuda is in the OODA.

69 I think Sarah will be the ultimate foil against the administration. They ignore all other critics (Critics? Never heard of em.) except her; And then they respond in the most juvenile of ways. They just can't lay off that sweet sweet Palin hate, and it's going to continue to cost them credibility if conservatives play their cards right.

70 That's cause Sarah is going to kick their heads so far up their asses that they won't see sunshine evah again!

71 Oh, they're like kids hiding somewhere safe and making fun of someone they're scared of.  Would love to see any one of them try to take her on in an unscripted debate.  Now THAT would be popcorn time.

72 Does he think he's funny? 

Posted by: chai at February 09, 2010 03:13 PM (n1l55)

************

Yes, and sadly, I'll bet most of the press pool thought he was, too.

Effing douchebags, all of them.

73 I am sure voters who have lost their jobs and homes really appreciate the White House and their priorities!

74

Is that really bread, or is it bagel?  

Why does the Obama Administration hate tasty bread foods? 

75

"Left."

On the other hand,

"Right"

76 they won't see sunshine evah again! Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at February 09, 2010 03:25 PM (WeDcz) I thought it was evan bayh?

77 I'm just thankful that Gibbs didn't attend my Alma Mater even though he was born and raised in the town where it was located.

78

Making Work Pay credit

Don't worry if you actually pay taxes you don't qualify for it. It is an add on to the welfare known as EIC. (snark)

79 I dunno. I suspect that Gibbs really is so goddamn stupid that he needs to write things down on his palm to remember them. I mean, we've all seen his job performance in the last year, right?

80 Considering that this administration is populated by radical buffoons, this seems entirely in character. Maybe he can list the Democrat Senators and Congressman that are going to get jammed in November on his porcine hand.

81

Corpseman

Cores Men

Corksman

Curls Minks

 

82 Gibbs is that loser in high school that never got to sit at the cool kids table.  Then one day, low and behold, they invited him to sit for a spell.  To make fun of him, of course, but he doesnt know that.

83 Here ya' go...they stole the idea for Gibbsy from matt and trey...

84 Better watch out Iran, they're going to egg and TP your house next.

85 Omg, it's poking fun. Can we not turn into hyperventilating partisan paranoids? It was stupid for the left to criticize Palin for it, which she then mocked, and now Gibbs is doing it. Childish, yes. Stupid, probably. Freak-out worthy, no.

86 The funny thing is - these ass jackers haven't learned their lesson yet.  Every single time they go after her, she comes out on top and they end up looking like bigger pricks (I know, hardly possible) than they already are.  And it makes a few thousand more people who may have written her off take a second look at her... and like her. 

87 Tolkeinesque puppetoff!

88

But it was just a coincidence that his boss scratched his face with his middle finger during a campaign appearance. And his "putting lipstick on a pig" didn't have anything to do with Palin's hockey mom comment.

These guys really are pussies.

89 On Gibbs' ass it reads :
1) Insert penis here
2) Go to town
3) Repeat, repeat, repeat
4) Slap my wife
5) Thanks, come again

90 OK.  I found the Making Work Pay credit.

It be Stimalus monies I get for not having less taxes taken out throughout the year.

It's not $800, really, though.  More like 6200 yuan.

91 In hs he was the same as he is today big fat doofus without a clue, and I still say he's blowing franks.

92 So even Baghdad Gibbsy concedes all that Hope and Change stuff was so much crap?

93 Huh.  I wrote "Obama Lies" on my hand.  You say tomahtoe.....

94 Gibbs is brain damaged.  It's the only explanation.  Keep drawing attention to the fact that your boss can't order a pizza without a teleprompter.

Brilliant!

95 at least he's not using a telepromter ...   yet ...

96 For someone that the left can't stop talking about, except to declare how stoooopid she is, they sure do pay a lot of attention to her. I must say, though, that Gibby's actions are about a 9 on the unprofessional meter. I wish that I were surprised but I'm not.

97 If there were ever a new addition worthy for inclusion in the Democrats/D&D list, Gibbs is it.

98 Childish, yes. Stupid, probably. Freak-out worthy, no.

How about Presidential? Can this stupid fucking administration at least try to be Presidential?

99

Making Work Pay credit

Don't worry if you actually pay taxes you don't qualify for it.

I usually don't pay much.  Try to structure it that way.

Of course, it's for tax year 2009, so I didn't make much, either.  Business is truly shit.

100 He used whiteout on the teleprompter. 

101 Poor fat silly old doofus; he  sees the "cool" kids in third grade  doing things and he thinks he can copy  them.  Only problem is that he tries to copy, and everybody in the class still thinks he's a bed wetting fool.  Gibbsie give it up--you were a lying turd before you tried this--and you're still a lying turd.

102

I smell a photoshop opportunity.

"Love, Rosie."

103 So I'm doing my taxes.  What in the ever loving fuck is the "Making Work Pay" tax credit?  I thought that was what we called a "pay check".

Why in the fuck am I getting 800 bucks of refundable credit because my jointly filed return shows an income between 13 and 150 grand?  Isn't that basically fucking everybody?

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at February 09, 2010 03:15 PM (5Xf3c)

You're doing your own taxes????  And taking a credit to pay less tax???? How unpatriotic of you!  You should be stimulating the economy by paying someone to do them for you.

104 Random observations:

Hope and Change can be bought just like milk and eggs.

The most disturbing thing in that picture is the wedding ring.

Penmanship fail.   Next time write bigger, dickhead.

105 Posted by: Dr. Spank at February 09, 2010 03:29 PM (0FiCa) --------------------------- OK, that's funny. I needed that.

106

85, it's a beneath the dignity sort of thing.

Funny how we have two back to back extremes to compare.

W's admin took the dignity thing so seriously they barely responded to their critics at all.

O's admin overreacts to every freaking little thing.

107 Try the "Ned Beatty" of the political class...

108

I smell a photoshop opportunity.

"Love, Rosie."

"I need lotion."

109
Palin was no less childish in writing notes on her hand and trying to play it off like she wasn't reading off it. Come on.. 3rd grade much?

But I'd rather see Gibbs under the boot than Palin. At least she's not a commie.

Posted by: UGRev at February 09, 2010 03:15 PM (862vz)

The economy in the toilet, unemployment at or above 10% fighting a war in the middle-east a mad mullah in Iran with nuclear aspirations. However, the most important thing in the world to these assclowns right now who are getting paid by your tax dollars and mine to better our lives and protect our interests by is to take jabs at  private citizens who hold no elective office and getting them to go away somehow.

110 98 Childish, yes. Stupid, probably. Freak-out worthy, no.

How about Presidential? Can this stupid fucking administration at least try to be Presidential?

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 09, 2010 03:31 PM (ySQoK)

seriously, where does that fit on his list?

111 I think it's funny he wrote "hope, change".  These people are parodies.

112 Come on guys, its just a list of what the administration plans to give you, milk, eggs, hope and change.

Sorry, but NO BREAD FOR YOU!

113

If you think that's bad, check out what Queef did to satirize it..

..he's going to the Douchetard Hall of Fame on the first ballot

114

He went to Auburn. That explains everything.

115 Palin was no less childish in writing notes on her hand and trying to play it off like she wasn't reading off it. Come on.. 3rd grade much?

"Reading off it"?  Really, she just said 5 words and then stood there for an hour?

Cause that's what "reading" it would have entailed...........

Wow, I usually expect better from concern trolls.

116 I will never understand why, if Palin is really as insignificant as the left and MSM tries to make her out to be, they don't just ignore her. But there is something about her that makes it physically impossible for them to do this. And it is SO LOLtastic to watch. I don't care who you are, when you have the press secretary for the President making comments about your FB page and mocking you by mimicking something you did in a speech, that is power right there. Pretty impressive for a supposedly dumb redneck hick of a hausfrau.

117

Freak-out worthy, no.

Sorry--but yes. Over the last six years--since his DNC speech in 2004, we have been force fed the totally fabricated myth that Obama is a great communicator, BLESSED--yes, BLESSED with a peerless speaking ability and he is just intellectually brilliant don't you know.  And it was just that--a myth.

So when these amateurs mock someone for a perceived lack of smarts, it supremely pssies me off because they are STILL treating the business of governance as a 7th grade popularity contest.  Enough.  Even in the ludicrous days of the Lewkinsky scandal, the Clinton White House never behaved this way, nor did Nixon or even Jimmah.  The Presidency should be dignified, not cartoonish.

118 One thing the administration still doesn't seem to get.

You can drink milk, you can eat eggs.  But you can't drink Hope, and you can't eat Change.

And that's why America is starting to loathe them with the white hot intensity of a thousand suns.

Apologies to whoever originally coined that.

119 Robert Gibbs is the kind of smirking asshole that just needs to be pulverized until he can't smirk anymore. Just sayin.'

120

Business is truly shit.

I'm going on year two of a Self-induced buisness coma.  It just doesn't pay for me to drop a penny into my buisness right now. ( I deal in tangible asset investment Collectibles ; Cars,Vinatge Guitars. Amps and Instruments, Collector Guns, etc.) 

Nobody is buying. Anything. 

Period.

121 You would think that they would be trying not to remind everyone that Obama needs a TelePrompTer ^(tm) to help him say his own name.  But that would be the intelligent thing, and this Admin is stuck on stupid.

122 I will never understand why, if Palin is really as insignificant as the left and MSM tries to make her out to be, they don't just ignore her.

RULE 12: Pick the target, freeze it, personalize it, and polarize it.

123

He went to Auburn. That explains everything.

High School that is.

For college he went to NC State and got a degree in poli sci (one of the party degrees).

124 Wow, this Administration sure is ............ Presidential, isn't it?

In the private sector, this might cost someone their job.  Seriously, imagine if a PepsiCo spokesman held a presser and then held up his hand with "Coke can blwo me" on it.  He'd be out the door in 10 minutes.

125 I really see nothing wrong with the official spokesman for the POTUS using his official position to single out and mock a private citizen. 

The reactions of AoS readers is going to make me vote a straight Dem ticket from now on.  Republicans are just too mean-spirited. 

126
Just proves that "Hope 'n Change" comes with an expiration date, like everything else on that list.

127 I still find its amazing and humorous that Sarah Palin can write a facebook post or write something on her hand and the whole lefttard world goes into absolute batscat crazy land.

128 Oh, and I'm a Christian, too, but I think I'll convert to Islam now because it, unlike Christianity (especially the bitter-clinger variety who comprise 99% of the Republican party), is the true Religion of Peace.

129 Is Queef trying to make fun of Palin..or is this his girlfirend??

130 As someone who is always trying too hard to be funny and not succeeding myself, I recognize this illness that Gibbs the Pillsbury Doughboy has and I think he should get help.  I also think he should relax at 350 degrees or so for 12 to 13 minutes.

(See what I mean about the trying too hard to be funny part?)

131 Wow.  Just . . . wow.  Not fit for adult company much less public office.  Robbie Gibbs, you go sit in the car mister.

132 I'm going on year two of a Self-induced buisness coma.  It just doesn't pay for me to drop a penny into my buisness right now. ( I deal in tangible asset investment Collectibles ; Cars,Vinatge Guitars. Amps and Instruments, Collector Guns, etc.)

I'd think you'd be saving up your pennies to go in hard when people get desperate to, like, eat and shit and will sell their good stuff for a song.

133 "2010-- it's coming" Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 09, 2010 03:24 PM (0GFWk) Are you still partying like its 1999?

134 I love this new era of post-partisanship. Thanks Obama for setting such an awesome example.

135

Isn't it redundit to say "Gibbs" and "Cartoonish Buffoon" in the same sentence?

Sarah should counter with "corpse man" written on her hand.

136 That whirring sound is Tony Snow spinning in his grave. What a complete and utter lack of professionalism by everybody in this administration. My gawd you would think you were witness to a high school sitcom the way these clowns act.

Whoever takes over the White House next had better come with a big cleaning crew, and if you thought what the Clinton staffers did when they left was bad wait until this crew from Animal House leaves.

Can there be any doubt he will only be one term president?

137
Gibbs is the Whitehouse comedy relief and rickshaw boy. He's not even fit to sniff Sarah Palin's farts. If he didnt luck out and get a job in this administration he would never have amounted to shit anywhere else.

Donut courrier and coffee-getter, thats about all he's cut out for in the real world.

138
These fucking morons,don't they realize that half the country already thinks they don't have a clue and are just flying by the seat of their pants? I wouldn't be at all surprised if this is actually how they choose policies in the white house.

139 C'mon Major and/or Jake, call Gibbsy out on this.  Really, prove you own a pair.

140 It should have said "Core-man" with "Corpse-man" crossed out.  Then it might have been somewhat funny.

141 Or was he making fun of the media?  Or childishly trying to get their attention?

142

and got a degree in poli sci

second most useless department at any university...right behind cultural anthropology.

 

143 120 You're living in the wrong state--move to NV. There are other opportunities, you know. You just have to be willing to seek them out.

144 If Gibbs posted here, Ace would be giving him the "you're not funny" sermon.

145

Can there be any doubt he will only be one term president

Question is how long will that term be?

Consider how much leftists project and that they claimed W would declare an emergency and refuse to leave office.

146 135

Isn't it redundit to say "Gibbs" and "Cartoonish Buffoon" in the same sentence?

Jeez, I can't even spell today. Redundant, redundant, redundant. I'll write it on my hand.

147
one can only hope that somewhere in the white house someone has "shit can Gibbs" scribbled across the palm of his/her hand.

148

Someone above said it - the most pathetic thing about this is the fact they need to respond at all.  With all the other shit going on in the world, Gibbs thinks that taking pot shots at Sarah Palin is the "cool" thing to do.

Here's an idea for the bumbling fuck Gibbs: maybe if he wrote notes on his palms more often he wouldn't stand up there looking like somoene just told him they fucked his wife everyime Tapper asks a semi-competent question.

149
move to NV. There are other opportunities, you know. You just have to be willing to seek them out.

It would be unfair to the lesser mortals for the morons to take over that industry.

150

I have

AYERS,

WRIGHT,

REZKO

DRUG ABUSE

and

BIRTH CERTIFICATE

on my hand.

151 one can only hope that somewhere in the white house someone has "shit can Gibbs" scribbled across the palm of his/her hand.

That's funny right there.  Get this man to the White House.

152 I hope Fox rides this display of stupidity for weeks so that 3/4's of the Country can see what cockholsters we have in the WH!

153
Just proves that "Hope 'n Change" comes with an expiration date, like everything else on that list.

Posted by: Dang Straights at February 09, 2010 03:38 PM (fx8sm)

Thats why he crossed out bread. No need to have another thing on the list that will grow stale and go to mold.

154 125 I really see nothing wrong with the official spokesman for the POTUS using his official position to single out and mock a private citizen. 

The reactions of AoS readers is going to make me vote a straight Dem ticket from now on.  Republicans are just too mean-spirited. 

Posted by: Concerned Independent Cocksucker Voter at February 09, 2010 03:38 PM (sey23)

Oh, darn.  We're just too mean-spirited. Well, CI, the really nice thing about this country, at least as of today, who knows what it will be like come this November, is that you can vote for whomever you want to.  If the Dems had it there way, that right would be revoked.

155 Joe Biden's hand has Nilla Wafers written on it.

156 Gibbs: "I am NOT a bimbo and Obama doesn't need his binky!" http://prbreakfastclub.com/2010/01/08/what-not-to-say/

157 The best part is that it's happening on the same day as this:

"The people who sent us here expect a seriousness of purpose that transcends petty politics," Obama said after the meeting, as he made a surprise appearance in the White House briefing room.

158 I'll bet there is some identical ink on Barky's weiner

159

There is definitely some of that going on, but when there's no commerce,loading up can be a bad plan. 

 Need to keep a proper balance and make sure both barrels are loaded for the chance to jump on a 'Crown Jewel', shold one surface.

Problem is, a lot of the top end is cemented in collector hands.  Most are wealthy enough to rid eout the storm. 

Thesituation is very similar to the late 80's Ferarri bubble...patience and attrition.  When money starts flowing in both directions, things will creep back up to speed.

Best way to describe it is 'Vapor Lock'.  If you have ever experienced it, you know what I am saying.  Once it happens, you don't just get her running again and take off.  You kind of baby her up to speed...

160
Joe Biden's hand has Nilla Wafers written on it.

And the lyrics to the Meow Mix commercial.

161 Quick, someone make one of those inspirational poster type sites so we can create our own hand signs.

162 Beeeeeeeee plus

Well done guys. You sure have changed Washington. It shouldn't be too long now before your ratings are in the low thirties. Enjoy the remaining three years, because after 2012, we're gonna kick you fucking retards right out.

Until then.

163

I didn't see pudding on Gibbs' list. . . then again, I would never expect to.

164

and got a degree in poli sci

second most useless department at any university...right behind cultural anthropology.

 

Posted by: garrett at February 09, 2010 03:42 PM (EFn85)

Did you forget about us???

165 I'm not worried about Zero trying to hold on to the office even if he's kicked out. First, I really don't think he likes the job and would not mind going back to community-organizing, and second, even if he wants to stay, I can't see the Armed Forces assisting him with anything except the frog-march onto the helicopter to wherever he wants to go.

166 Why did he cross out bacon? What the hell does he have against bacon?

167

For the Shady Lady Ranch brothel, this is where the rubber meets the road.

the road...really?

168

UGRev,  are fucking stupid are you. Seriously.   The MOTHER FUCKING PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES cannot ever READ Corpsman, when it is TELEPROMPTED IN FRONT OF HIM WITH YOU MONEY.

I own a FINE TIP SHARPIE, I don't have a teleprompter.

Do you??

What fucking planet do dumb fucks like you live on?

What was immature about writing a few reminder words on her hand?  She's human like the rest of us

The Marxist dimwit cannot even address 6th graders without a horde of technicans and 2 teleprompters..

?

169 When these people are thrown out of office, their last act will be to smear their shit on the White House walls.

170

Palin was no less childish in writing notes on her hand and trying to play it off like she wasn't reading off it. Come on.. 3rd grade much

They weren't notes they were bullets. Ever given a speech? Taught a class? If you know what you are talking about all you have to do is have a list of points you want to make sure you address. The order is important to. Because you are talking to an audience, it is more effective to have something you can draw into your line of vision so that you don't break from your conversation with the audience. "Reading off it"? I seriously doubt she read the bullet points off to the crowd.

If you don't know what you are talking about, or if someone else wrote your speech, you have to read it. It's not close to the same thing. The person with bullet points not only is far superior in intelligence and knowledge of the topic but can respond to the audience. The reader is just a tool--anybody can do it, almost.

 

171

On the same level as WH releasing photo of Obama's daughter hiding behind a couch in the oval office, and the helpful lamestream media past it together with the famous Kennedy photo.

They (lsm) hope to bring up the connection of Obama = Kennedy.  But all we saw was an immature copycat act, with improper usage of Obama's much older daughter as prop.

Gibbs is another copycat.

 

172

164

In most Universities I have attended, that is lumped into the "Cultural Anth/Humanities" depts.!

173 @154

It was a joke. 

174
Someone should do a picture of a voter going into a polling booth with fire current administration scribbled across the palm of their hand.

175 If you haven't already, make sure you read this post by Steve Clemons at "The Washington Note".

These clowns are from Chicago(well not Gibbs, but we drafted him so his chicanery is ours now).

http://is.gd/80T4v

I see Valerie Jarrett a lot -- often at Georgetown's power crowd restaurant, Cafe Milano.

In fact, one night when I was at the annual gala dinner of Jim Zogby's Arab American Institute -- an important evening for leading figures from the Arab-American community to connect with the Washington political establishment -- Jarrett was on the docket to be the major keynote speaker of the entire night.

Jarrett, however, had to modify her schedule because of what she said were "urgent duties that were calling her back to the White House right away" and so she gave a few minutes of laudatory comments toward the Arab American community before most people were in their seats between reception and sitting down for dinner. My hosts that evening said that they were mainly interested in hearing her and asked me if I wanted to depart with them for Cafe Milano. I said sure -- and wow -- there Ms. Jarrett was.

176 174
Someone should do a picture of a voter going into a polling booth with fire current administration scribbled across the palm of their hand.

Posted by: bulwark at February 09, 2010 03:53 PM (PO/9k)

I kinda doubt that the 42%ers need that reminder. Now the FiftyTwo Percenters however...

177

Obama's daughter hiding behind a couch

Impossible, I just dropped Sasha and Malia off at the pool!

178

Isn't that basically fucking everybody?

I got zilch on that credit because you get only if you have "earned income". Retirement income, dividends, and interest are not "earned income".

179 What the hell does he have against bacon?

Beats me.  But it sounds like grounds for the formation of the Bacon Caucus.  There better be one on the Hill.

180

Wait a minute -- this is a REAL photo?  The Gibbon (monkey) actually wrote on his hand to mock Palin?

Please tell me that's not true.

181 that should be 48%ers

182 Like the band Fixx sings "stand or fall", next election cycle.

183 You mean Jarrett is a liar???  I'm shocked.

184

Stop the hate on poli sci degrees.

They're a necessary stepping stone to the even more worthless law degree.

185

157 "The best part is that it's happening on the same day as this:

"The people who sent us here expect a seriousness of purpose that transcends petty politics," Obama said after the meeting, as he made a surprise appearance in the White House briefing room.

Indeed.  What was Robbie thinking?  It's almost like he's deliberately undermining his boss.

186 Posted by: conscious and amazed about what the Concerned Independent just said

Ummm... that was moi. 

;-) 

187

12 Palin was no less childish in writing notes on her hand and trying to play it off like she wasn't reading off it. Come on.. 3rd grade much?

But I'd rather see Gibbs under the boot than Palin. At least she's not a commie.

So basically every Mom who needs to write a phone number of one of her kid's friend's Mom to schedule a playdate and doesn't have a piece of paper handy while loading said kids into the SUV is acting childish?

No, Gibbs was a fucking moron for making fun of a total non-issue except in the minds of those assholes in the White House.

188 It's bread that's crossed out.


Yeah, JugEars and the Congressional Democrat mafia are replacing the bread in everyone's wallet with amorphous hope & change.

189 Gibbs is an asshole.

190
New Jersey
Virginia
Massachusetts

191 184, history would be a far better stepping stone to take.

192 190
New Jersey
Virginia
Massachusetts

lol

193
New Jersey
Virginia
Massachusetts


Excellent!  That needs to be on a motivational poster.

194 172

164

In most Universities I have attended, that is lumped into the "Cultural Anth/Humanities" depts.!

Posted by: garrett at February 09, 2010 03:52 PM (EFn85)

 

True, but it pisses me off so badly they exist, they should be excoriated on a daily basis.

195

Robert Gibbs writing on his hand = love letters to his wife,Ms. Rosie Palm-Gibbs.

196 Testicles
Spine
Ethics

197

Indeed.  What was Robbie thinking?  It's almost like he's deliberately undermining his boss.

 

That's what's so cool about Obama!  The things he says are exactly the opposite of what he and his administration and do.  You've got to admire what  cool, ironic hipsters he and Gibbsy are.

Oh and remember, Gibbs is the first Press Sec. to have unfettered axcess to everything--high level meetings, etc. (completely unprecedented).  I'm sure that he bounced this idea off of his boss, and that they had a good laugh about it.  It wouldn't even surprise me if Obama or Rahm came up with the idea.  They both have a mean, petty streak.

198 191 Two steps ahead of you. I have that too. At least there's an opportunity for a saved or created teaching job should I need to go that route.

199 Everyday in the WH press corpse and oval office it's destination unknown!!!

200 190
New Jersey
Virginia
Massachusetts

add New Hampshire to that list, based on RCP's poll results today. 

Hell, if they don't watch out, they'll lose California.  Brown is only up 5 against Whitman and that was a couple of weeks ago.  She's running ads now. 

201 186 Posted by: conscious and amazed about what the Concerned Independent just said

Ummm... that was moi. 

;-) 

Posted by: Y-not at February 09, 2010 03:56 PM (sey23)

Nice sockpuppet Y-not.  You fooled me. I thought is was a troll.

202

194

...and for what its' worth, those ain't wimmens!

203 New Jersey
Virginia
Massachusetts
Murtha Seat

204 199 Everyday in the WH press corpse and oval office it's destination unknown!!!
  heh!  I loved how Rush was calling it the Press Corpse the whole show today.

205

Guess no one ever taught him that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

206

I think that list on his hand was a list of things that had soured, rotted or were broken and needed to be returned today...

 

looked like a return list to me

207

Beer
Bread
Rent
Hope

208

Ted Kennedy

John Murtha

Sheets Byrd

209 What do you expect when he's got a junkie mal-nar for a boss?

210

Guess no one ever taught him that limitation imitation is the sincerest form of fattery flattery.

 

There, I personalized it for Beltway Bob.

211 157 The best part is that it's happening on the same day as this:

"The people who sent us here expect a seriousness of purpose that transcends petty politics," Obama said after the meeting, as he made a surprise appearance in the White House briefing room.

Posted by: Peaches at February 09, 2010 03:47 PM (9Wv2j)

 

Good grief.  The jokes just write themselves.

212 someday we'll have adults in the White House

213

heh, WaPo wondering what happened to Hope and change:

Now, the mood through much of the nation seems restive, even sour. It is almost jarring to look at the photographs from Grant Park, to study those upturned beaming faces, many streaked with tears. Was that a movement? Or just a moment?

214 Hell, if they don't watch out, they'll lose California.  Brown is only up 5 against Whitman and that was a couple of weeks ago.  She's running ads now. 

Posted by: Y-not at February 09, 2010 04:01 PM (sey23)

Even as a die hard conservative, I don't want Whitman to win this.  I think she'd be possibly even worse than Ahnuld.  It pains me to say it, but I am thinking Jerry Brown would be better for the state.  He's a notorious tightwad, he knows the game and all the players since he was in diapers, and I think he could be far more effective than any of the others. 

I'm willing to listen to opposing arguments, though.

215 Thank god the adults are back running things.....right?

216 Wow.  I thought it was one of Slublogs photoshops.  Gibbs inadvertantly mocks his boss 'hope' 'change', and shows how threatened this administration is by private citizen, mother-of-5 Palin.  Has an individual private citizen ever been treated as a bigger threat to an administration?

217

Oops, I'll try that again.  WaPo wonders what happened to the hope and  change:

Now, the mood through much of the nation seems restive, even sour. It is almost jarring to look at the photographs from Grant Park, to study those upturned beaming faces, many streaked with tears. Was that a movement? Or just a moment?

I'm going with a momentary bowel movement (that way I've got all the bases covered  for a solid B+)

218 someday we'll have adults in the White House

@jimgeraghty: Just remember, this presidency began with Obama calling for all of us to "set aside childish things."

219

Olympics

National Security

Energy

Jobs

Economy

Healthcare

Socialism

220 How much would I love the opportunity to drop this little piece of queerbait. What a worthless pile of dung this awful little human is...

221

Froot-Loops
Coco-Crisps
Cheerios
Corn Flakes
All-Bran

222 Dammit. There's that damned chicken sock fail again.

223

Gibbs' wife: http://tinyurl.com/ygsjcuf

Looks like a feminazi scrunt who carries his nuts in her purse.

224 Even as a die hard conservative, I don't want Whitman to win this.  I think she'd be possibly even worse than Ahnuld.

Really?  She seems much more sensible than Arnold.  And she's not sleeping with a Kennedy, so that's gotta' help.

Arnold was never a CEO, even if he did have 'business' experience.  CEOs are used to being unpopular.  Arnold, at his core, is an entertainer.  He really didn't have the stomach to fight.  He wants to be liked. 

She's running on reducing government expenditures, job creation (improving the tax climate for businesses), and fixing the public schools here (which, from what I can tell, are a huge mess). 

I think she'll pull crossover votes. 

Fiorina is the one I'm less sure of.  I'm not happy with how her opponent has smeared her, but I do think she is more of an Arnold type. 

225 Tax Increase
Investment
Patronage
Diversity
Graft
Stimulus

226 Eh, I think its kind of funny, Gibbs isn't as funny as he thinks he is but this was okay.

227 DC bob (is that his name? or what he does?), needs a blanket thrown over him and about twenty guys with bars of soap inside in socks to beat his fat ass until he can't talk anymore! *spit*

228 Another poster's idea would make a fun photoshop series. Start with Gibbs hand and change the grocery list to "Obama lies." Next show a picture with diverse number of hands with the same inscription. Then have specific demographics [elderly, etc] with full face shot and sour disposition holding up a hand with the same inscription with the word "lies" underlined. etc. Next juxtapose with Iraqi woman holding up purple index finger, etc.

229

Ooh, cue the Perry Mason music.  I've got the motive behind the asshattery.  It is of course as everyone pointed out, Obama and Co. are afraid, and they should be.  IBD did a poll and the surprising thing was this (cribbed from Hotair):

But the biggest piece of bad news comes from respondentsÂ’ views of the Tea Party movement, which has grown in response to ObamaÂ’s big-spending policies.  Three-quarters of independents have a favorable view of the movement, which suggests that the Democratic attacks on so-called “teabaggers” (a sexual slur) may be backfiring.  The same percentage says that one-party rule in Washington has been bad for the nation — and thatÂ’s just after one year of having Democrats hold all the levers of power.

230 I predict a horrible transition between Obama and Palin when Obama loses in 2012. His staff will make the transition the most difficult in history.

231

Fried chicken

Collard Greens

White rice/black eyed peas

Cornbread

Sensitivity Training (call Reid, B. Clinton, Matthews for location)

232

Looks like a feminazi scrunt who carries his nuts in her purse.

 

Di I lol'd (as I was envisioning a snack pack of Planters Peanuts in her handbag).

233 @20. Really? when was the last time you wrote notes like a 3rd grader on your hand in an interview.. I'd like to see you get a job doing that some day. They'd laugh you out of the office.  Lets face it.. this is what's she's doing. All these public appearances and interviews she's doing is tantamount to interviewing with the people of America.  She honestly can't expect to pull it off by cribbin her hand up with one liners. Honestly.. it's unbecoming of her and juvenile in its own context.  She's sliding backwards and I was just starting to like her.

Gibbs' mockery of her only goes to show how immature this whole administration is.. but where is the professionalism from both sides?  writing notes on  your hand? really? What was the list.. like all of 5 lines? she couldn't remember those 5 points?  REALLY!!! memory much?

234 Loooks like a slap at Bambi to me.  Hope and change?

235 Well, Arnold rode in on his white horse and said he was going to make changes and the legislature told him to get bent.  I think they'll do the same thing to Whitman, thus rendering her largely ineffective.

What I'd love to see is a movement to return California to a part-time legislature.  That would be an excellent start, although it will never happen.

I can't stand Fiorina.  I really like Chuck DeVore, but I think Campbell's got a better chance of beating Boxer, just because he'll have a broader appeal.

236 What the hell does he have against bacon?

Bacon's not halal.

Also, it makes you fat, so we're banning it.

237 Obama gave Gibbs a blow job.

238

Gibbs' wife: http://tinyurl.com/ygsjcuf

Looks like a feminazi scrunt who carries his nuts in her purse.

Posted by: di butler, Anti-feminist crusader at February 09, 2010 04:14 PM (S3xX1)

So Gibbs married Leo Sayer. I always wondered whatever became of him.

239 UGRev--how many televised speeches have you given in your life?

240 238 Blazer,


Hahahaha, eggscelent!

241 237 Obama gave Gibbs a blow job.     No I think it was an hand job!

242 So 75% of the country thinks one-party rule is bad for the country.

If this is true, then we'll never get out of the hole we're in.  It'll take a good long period of one party rule (with fuckin' integrity) to do just that.

243

So Gibbs married Leo Sayer. I always wondered whatever became of him.

Hey, maybe he just felt like dancing.

244

Not a big deal, but not a funny joke, either.  Just shows that this crew is much more comfortable running in constant campaign mode - against anybody - than they are at running the country.

 

Oh, and he crossed off "bread" because they are taking all our bread. 

245 I wish my hands were that soft.

246

They are eating this juvenile shit up over at kos.

Most Americans will look at it as a high school stunt.

People are losing jobs left and right and Gibbs makes fun of Palin.

This is just ignorant!

247

Everything Sarah Palin said was false because her notes were written on her hand.

Oh, and BURN!!!! Gibbs got her good.

248 230 I predict a horrible transition between Obama and Palin when Obama loses in 2012. His staff will make the transition the most difficult in history.

Yep. I've thought about this many times myself.  Won't be pretty.

Are we taking bets on if anyone at all writes a tell-all?  Bets on if any that do are suddenly 6-ft. under a few months later? 

249 Maybe the ink was still wet on Obama's cock?

250

So Gibbs married Leo Sayer. I always wondered whatever became of him.

 

Oh, that's who it is.  I thought Bob Ross had shaved off his beard.

251 246,

Well you are partly right kos does eat shit.

252 What I'd love to see is a movement to return California to a part-time legislature.  That would be an excellent start, although it will never happen.

I used to be opposed to term-limits, but today I finally had enough and signed a petition to put term-limits on the ballot.  The guy collecting the signatures mentioned the part-time idea.  I think that's great if the other part of the time they work on road crews or as prison guards.

253

We all know why the Jug-ear-naught hates him some Palin (from 200 :

"This is a man who can give an entire speech about the wars America is fighting and never use the word "victory," except when he's talking about his own campaign.

But when the cloud of rhetoric has passed, when the roar of the crowd fades away, when the stadium lights go out, and those Styrofoam Greek columns are hauled back to some studio lot...when that happens, what exactly is our opponent's plan? What does he actually seek to accomplish after he's done turning back the waters and healing the planet?

The answer -- the answer is to make government bigger, and take more of your money, and give you more orders from Washington, and to reduce the strength of America in a dangerous world.

America needs more energy; our opponent is against producing it. Victory in Iraq is finally in sight, and he wants to forfeit. Terrorist states are seeking nuclear weapons without delay; he wants to meet them without preconditions.

Al Qaida terrorists still plot to inflict catastrophic harm on America, and he's worried that someone won't read them their rights."

254

So Gibbs married Leo Sayer. I always wondered whatever became of him.

Hey, maybe he just felt like dancing.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 09, 2010 04:21 PM (Ywp/O)

I wonder if he loves her more than he can say ?

255 This looks interesting, although nothing that we didn't already suspect.

256

She does bloody their noses like nobody else.

The living God can't put two words together without reading a script but Sarah writes five words on her hand and ZOMG!!!!!!DIDUSEETAHT!!!LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!

Anybody remember Dana Perino?

257

I wonder if he loves her more than he can say ?

Blazer, when I need you, I just close my eyes and I'm with you

258 There is a godÂ… Because it is quite clear that he has answered Scott McClellandÂ’s prayersÂ…

259 Y-not, I thought we already have term limits in the legislature?

260 Obviously fake.  There is no arugula on the list.

261

Who have thunk that Gibbs had softer hands than Sarah Palin?

Besides....well....pretty much everybody.

262 I keep waiting for Gibbsy to tell fart jokes during a press conference and then laugh uproariously at how clever he is.

263 The thing about what is on Gibb's hand is that it comes off as mocking Obama more than Palin.  The administration is so out of touch with the electorate that they have no appreciation how widely mocked that catchphrase is.  It only appears in jokes aimed at his boss.

264

Shop Obama's palm with "bow" printed on it.

265 If he were smarter, and funnier, and more clever, and better looking he could be Senor Wences.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJiYZ6QIAtY

266
Frozen Custard  for the girls

Arugula

Strap-On

Dog Food for Bo

Wookie Flea Collar

267

Most Americans will look at it as a high school stunt.

That's giving him two grades' too much credit. But let's analyze, as though he were a grown-up worthy of working in the same building were George W. Bush's office used to be:

Is he equating his boss's campaign message with grocery items? Did he decide to not get bacon? Or did he already get it but still needs to pick up milk, eggs, hope, and change?

Did he, the official spokesperson for the White House, just telegraph that the Tea Party is perceived as the opposition?

Does he know how serious his job and his boss's jobs are? Does he know the difference between levity and stupid?

Or does this guy spend his time writing his first name and the president's last name over and over again on his notebook?

268 255 This looks interesting

Excellent!  Thanks for the link.

269 At least he doesn't need a teleprompter.  There, I said something nice.

270

UGRev

You're still digging?

271 He's more like the Carlos Mencia of life.

272

(Apologies to Brit Hume, on behalf of the whole country.)

273 Whether it's childish to make fun of Palin (it is) or if they are bothered by her and they need to play defense at every turn that she takes (they do), the real problem with this is that we are at WAR with people who want to KILL ALL OF US, in horrible ways to boot.
They laugh at our whole country, represented by a hollow, big-eared America-hating puppet who can't take a dump unless George Soros tells him to and Chris Matthews is there to wipe him.  Like it or not, the world sees our country personified in the president.
When he surrounds himself with like-radically minded incompetent downright evil d-bags, the image is exacerbated and our enemies are energized.
Before this tool came along, it was taken for granted that there would be an adult in charge who was ON OUR SIDE.  When the 2012 campaign starts in earnest, the Republicans to a person should start with:  "We are adults who love our country and show it in our actions and words." 
If this guy would just get off the TV, and focus for 15 minutes on the right things for the economy (lowering taxes, etc.), and killing terrorists, I could cut this media glory hole some slack for making fun of a private citizen for making a few notes for a Q&A on her hand.
He places the right things he should be doing at the bottom of the list and the childish automaton activities of his master and ego at the top.

274 The venomous derision that liberals heap on Palin is thinly disguised fear. They're trying to hide it ... mostly from themselves. If things continue on this recent path, they know in the back of their minds that it's game over.

275 I hope they keep it up. The more the Democrats ridicule people like Sarah Palin, the bigger the landslide that kicks them out of office.

276 OT...Oh, thank God! I was worried they'd have to cancel! /sarc

http://tinyurl.com/ye2zz8s

It may be freezing cold in Washington tonight, but there are plans for a hot time at the White House. With a new snowstorm moving into the D.C. metro area, the president and first lady decided to move up a major music event that was actually scheduled for tomorrow evening.

TheyÂ’ll take the chill off invited guests with some warm music memories from the civil rights era, served up by some of AmericaÂ’s greatest talent.

The 2010 White House Music Series kicks off tonight with a star-studden lineup, including Yolanda Adams, Joan Baez, Natalie Cole, Bob Dylan, Jennifer Hudson, John Legend, John Mellencamp, Smokey Robinson and Seal.

There will also be music from The Blind Boys of Alabama, the Howard University Choir and The Freedom Singers.

277

Note to so-called fucking retards:

Can we find enough common ground to get these people out of power? We can go back to disagreeing on everything else later, but "fool me twice," as they say.

278

Dipshits.

They walked right into this.

I, for one, will enjoy getting blitzed at Palin's inaugural ball.

Pre-emptive apologies to Pres. Palin for punching reporters and breaking some wine glasses.

279 Say what you want about Palin but she literally has these goons in the palm of her hand. 

If she is half as effective getting under the skin of our other enemies then DinnerJacket will be dressing in drag trying to beat her out for prom queen and Chavez will order every citizen to buy 100 boxes of Girl Scout cookies to outsell her by the time she is through with them.

Amazing how someone supposedly so stupid can call have all of these putative geniuses dancing to her tune.

Yes folks, the truth really is that powerful.  More politicians should try it.

280 If this WH can't handle Sarah Palin sayin "boo" without becoming un-glued, what will they do when a real problem comes up? A problem say like ... Iran + nukes?

We. Are. In. Trouble.

281 He makes love with that hand every night.

282 Gibbs is a jerk off with the mentality of a junior high boy. Rubbing his face in his own stupidity shall be a pleasure in 2010. A pleasure. He is unfit to lick the Husky shit from Palin's pump.

283 Really? when was the last time you wrote notes like a 3rd grader on your hand in an interview.. I'd like to see you get a job doing that some day. They'd laugh you out of the office.

WTF are you talking about? Excepting an interview for a hand model, that's immaterial to the ability of the person to do the job.

GFY

284 233 @20. Really? when was the last time you wrote notes like a 3rd grader on your hand in an interview.. I'd like to see you get a job doing that some day. They'd laugh you out of the office.  Lets face it.. this is what's she's doing. All these public appearances and interviews she's doing is tantamount to interviewing with the people of America.  She honestly can't expect to pull it off by cribbin her hand up with one liners. Honestly.. it's unbecoming of her and juvenile in its own context.  She's sliding backwards and I was just starting to like her.

UGRev,
I'm a litigator and give speeches/arguments all the time.  =Any professional speech maker knows that, on occasion, you will completely forget what you are talking about and where you are in your speech (large breasted jurors are my weakness). To solve this, I always boil my speeches down to 4 or 5 keywords (each keyword reminds me of a large chunk of my speech - in the order I want to cover them), and put those on a piece of paper.  If I ever lose my train of thought, I just glance on the sheet and will recognize which topics I've covered, and which ones I have not.  That allows me to figure out which general topic I'm covering at the moment, and I can get back into the speech without starting over.

It's just like using a mnemonic. Seriously, anybody who mocks Palin for this crib sheet is a fucking retard who has never set foot on a stage in their life.

285 Ronster, are you suggesting that you're incapable of recalling 5 points without putting them on  your  hand? Surely you jest.  Look, I'm not discounting the ineptitude of Obama and his lack of any ability to construct a thought without a teleprompter.. but Sarah was supposed to be better than this. 5 lines.. what would that have taken  you to remember.. 30 , 60 seconds ? she has to write it on her hand.
 I'm not the one who's digging.. it's absurd that she had to resort to writing 5 points on her hand. It's laughable and I suggest instead of trying to find someone else at fault or finding someone with more faults to make this look minor.. that we demand more examples than exceptions to the rule.

286 Perhaps he could list all the senate seats his boss Capitan Wonderful are losing for the dems. Or the way things are it might be quicker for him to list the ones they'll keep.

287 This is really a good sign. It shows how easy it is to get to these little wieners.

288

 On Obama's hand ...

  

57 STATES 50 STATES

CORPSEMEN "CORE-MEN"

NITALLY LIONS NITANNY LIONS

BREATHALZYER INHALER

289
Here is a link to a shop of Gibb's hand with his list of failures:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/yzk7k9e

290

Palin already one-upped herself by writing HI MOM on her palm, knowing that the LSM was creaming itself, zooming in on the inside of her hand like an obsessed gypsy reader.

Gibbs is a little slow on the uptake. And also weird.

291 wooga. I used to speak to students about Neurological damage, spinal cord and brain injury prevention. I used to have note cards... NOTE CARDS (x2).. I didn't write shit on my hand. Professionalism.. people judge by the cover.. it's a fact jack.

292

Ronster, are you suggesting that you're incapable of recalling 5 points without putting them on  your  hand? Surely you jest. 

You have no clue what you're talking about.

 

293 As the Obama Muslim administration goes, would that be Bobby's wiping hand, or the hand he services Imam Obama with?

294 So you needed note cards?  You couldn't remember you basic points?

295 5 lines.. what would that have taken  you to remember.. 30 , 60 seconds ? she has to write it on her hand.

You're a fucking moron, UGRev. SHE GAVE AN HOUR LONG SPEECH WITH NO PROMPTER AND NO NOTES AND YOU'RE PISSING YOUR PANTS OVER A FEW WORDS WRITTEN ON HER GODDAMNED HAND.

296

@286

Yeah, I admit I forget my wifes name when I'm on a rant. Sarah is an idiot. You have convinced me. Carry on.

297

I can see people getting on douchey Gibbs for trying to mock Palin from his position as WH spokesperson but does anyone here admit that writing on your hand did not look so good for Palin? 

Why didn't it? And why should we care?

For fucks sake, we have a muppet as a president and you're acting like a little ink on a woman's hand proves she's subliterate.

298

25 "He looks like Dilbert's retarded cousin. "

hahaha. I'll use that one

seriously, isn't it great how they've put aside the petty partisan stuff?

299 Yeah, I admit I forget my wifes name when I'm on a rant.

No shit, my mom once ran through the names of all my brothers and sisters THEN started into the dogs names, before she remembered mine.

300 290  Palin is a real person, not a fraud reading speeches written by others from a teleprompter...As well, Obama-mao always looks like he's watching a tennis match as he duals with two teleprompters...He's the clown...

301 This immaturity coming from the WH is absolutely surreal

It's bewildering that the tea bagging commoners out there still don't get it that we need civility to bring Americans back together.

302 290

I can see people getting on douchey Gibbs for trying to mock Palin from his position as WH spokesperson but does anyone here admit that writing on your hand did not look so good for Palin

Why is it that it's OK for every shit bird in the Administration to use a teleprompter to announce the menu at McDonalds and fuck it up in the worst way anyway but Palin has to be perfection. I don't give a royal fat rat's ass if she wrote a few bullet points on her hand. I care about character. Gibbs and those dumg eaters in the White House have NONE. NONE. THE PRESIDENT'S friends are racists , crooks, ant terrorists and you think some ink on Palin's hand does not look good. Fuck me runnin'.

303 ...and displays a juvenile mindset on the part of the press secretary that does not reflect well on the president.

Birds of a feather, and all that...

304 I think what you see crossed out there is tampons.

305 Time to face facts: these guys just arn't working out. The longer we allow them to stay the dumber we all look.

306 Hey UGrev, word hazit that Palin got six figures for her speech...How much did you get for reading off your notecards???

307 I think she knew exactly what she was doing.  She was very deliberate when she looked at her hand during the Q&A and made no attempt to hide it, and there's no way she needed notes for three simple talking points when she knew the questions in advance, especially considering she'd just spoken for forty minutes with only a couple of note cards.  I think she knew the fucking idiots would take the bait again (like they always do), and she probably has some more smackdown planned.

308 I had  note cards that paralleled the flow of topics that were required by each school. Not all schools were the same and not all schools wanted the  information in the same order due to time constraints and level of complexity. No school was the same and no grade was the same.. so yes, I made 2 cards to watch the flow for that particular school and grade. It was paramount to what they desired..  But I didn't write the shit ON MY HAND.. and it wasn't because I couldn't recall the topics. They were specifically geared to the context in which I was speaking.

I can't imagine what kind of words I would have had to hear if I did something like this while trying to maintain a professional appearance.. 

People.. it's about PROFESSIONALISM. We should expect more from the people we intent to put on the pedestal. So hell ya I'm ripping on her.. she should know better for being unprofessional. This is the kind of stuff the liberals derive personal pleasure from (See Gibbs' hand). We need "our people" to not do dumb stuff like this and give the lefty knuckle draggers any ammo.

309 Hey Nozzle. I saved kids lives.. payment received.. thanks.

310

Is that BACON that he crossed out?

311

Nevermind, Im late to the party

312 @312.. precisely my point.

313

Oh for christ sakes just stop already....

Professional my ass.  If you were such a professional you should have had your fuckin flow memorized.

314 Palin played this one perfectly...She doesn't want to look like a professional liar, I mean politician...She is one of us, not one of the slick talking weasals who lie thru their teeth every time they open their pie-holes...Well played Sarah.  The lamestream media were gagging for it and they are getting their tonsils pinned back for taking the bait!

315 I think she knew the fucking idiots would take the bait again (like they always do), and she probably has some more smackdown planned.

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b+/tard at February 09, 2010 05:10 PM (IoUF1)

Yeah these clowns are such fucking marks that they could be fleeced by apprentice grifters.  The potential for exploding heads is very high.

316 For her next public speech her hand should say "Gibbsy swollows."

317 304 290

I can see people getting on douchey Gibbs for trying to mock Palin from his position as WH spokesperson but does anyone here admit that writing on your hand did not look so good for Palin

Why is it that it's OK for every shit bird in the Administration to use a teleprompter to announce the menu at McDonalds and fuck it up in the worst way anyway but Palin has to be perfection. I don't give a royal fat rat's ass if she wrote a few bullet points on her hand. I care about character. Gibbs and those dumg eaters in the White House have NONE. NONE. THE PRESIDENT'S friends are racists , crooks, ant terrorists and you think some ink on Palin's hand does not look good. Fuck me runnin'.

Posted by: maddogg

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Ditto, except my addition would be "Fuck me runnin' raw" ... I like "raw". "Fuck me raw" is one of my easily tapped rants.

318 Hey UGrev, I flew Marine jets...I'd write on my hand, windscreen, kneeboard and occasionally pulled things out of my ass...Whatever works to complete the mission...

319 Even the partisans of the White House press Corpse groaned, with the exception of one or two laughing hysterically. Just think what an indignity it must be for these people to have to get their marching orders from this creep.

320

WOW! Palin gives an hour-long speech and a Q&A (of many many words) with 5 words scribbled on her palm and THAT lends to the MSM's and liberals' (and some idiotic wouldbe conservatives that would rather walk away than kick a bully's ass)  "false perception that she's not that bright"???

That's some stretch.

Anybody recall the big statement and then presser Obama had with the jumbotron behind the gathered reporters?

321 What's the difference between a porcupine and the White House?

322

well writing on her hand definitely did not help her complete the mission.  She further entrenched the false perception that she's not that bright.   

Horseshit.  It was an ad lib. 

If you don't like her that's fine but this line is horseshit dude.  She can give a whole speech with or without a promter and the holy one can't get through one sentence.

But she's the dumb one. 

The clown in chief can give people the bird, but writing on your hand is unpresidential.  Right.

I think she further entrenched your perception that she's not that bright.

323 Nozzle, she completed in giving the liberals enough food to go bat shit crazy with it in the MSM. Sometimes bad publicity is just BAD publicity. 

324

All I got from UGrev's rant about why it's ok for him to not be able to memorize bullets, but a big offense when Palin can't ... is something about his flow.

325 Receiving a sloppy-assed blow job while munching on pizza and chatting with Dick Morris on the Oval Office phone is "un-presidential" ... but I digress.     Bowing before everyone in the world except the American people you were elected to serve is "un-presidential". There has been nothing "presidential" about this White House in over a year.

326

327 Nozzle, she completed in giving the liberals enough food to go bat shit crazy with it in the MSM. Sometimes bad publicity is just BAD publicity. 

The media doesn't need an actual event to provide bad publicity. Little mistakes Palin makes are probably in her advantage anyway; the MSM will latch onto those for a while instead of creating vile "news" which hurts her more.

327 Have our high schools really sunk this low?  In English class we actually were taught how to use notes and note cards to give a speech or presentation, but that was 1963 before Jimmah C. gave us the U.S. Department of Education.   Were were taught that reading a speech was a sign of laziness.  

328 Pfft, I think 'the right' should ignore Gibbs writing on his hand. Big whoop. Big deal Palin wrote a few bullets on her hand instead of on a note card. She had a good funny response to the frenzy about it with the Hi Mom, etc. If Gibbs and the MarxSpewMedia's best response to that is to write on their hands, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

329 "We were taught that reading a speech was a sign of laziness." I guess not proof reading is too.  

330

"I thought Bob Ross had shaved off his beard."

It was a "happy accident" with the Braun...

331

So, a person's level of professionalism is determined by what they write their notes on? I guess then, by that measure, that Glowbama is professional when he can't read straight English from a teleprompter. Whereas, Palin is unprofessional when she gives a one-hour speech from five words written on her hand. Got it.

332 Not bad, but you know who was really Presidential?

Carrot Top.  I'm just saying, with the level of quality and decorum we expect to be "Presidential" as of the dawn of time (The ascension of Obama restarted the calendar if you'll recall); Carrot Top is almost a bit to respected, revered, somber, and serious to be truly Presidential.

Seriously, I'm expecting Andrew "Dice" Clay to be the next Presidential spokesman next; just to show a bit more decorum and sanity than Gibbsy.

333 "... this sort of mocking is unbecoming and displays a juvenile mindset on the part of the press secretary that does not reflect well on the president." I believe a key element in mockery is effectiveness, so this is an epic fail. If Obama could give an effective speech--it doesn't have to be in Austrian to impress--with only note cards and Palin's "redneck teleprompter" on the palm instead of his usual security blanket, it might work. But I'm sure the servile statemongers in the media and the lunatic fringe blogs will convince themselves that the boob Gibbs so totally pwned Palin, doncha' know? Cordially...

334

After six years of marriage, I have learned from experience with my wife that womens' clothing rarely has more than one pocket, if any at all, and if it does, it is large enough to hold change for the parking meter, and little else.

I'm not sure why this is.  As a guy, I love pockets.  Pockets inside of pockets.  Cargo pants.  Woodsman jackets.  More pockets hidden in every seam than I have stuff to put in them.

I didn't see Palin at the event.  I haven't seen the pictures.  But I imagine that, from a pockets-standpoint, she was lacking a place for some notecards, a notecard, anything larger than a Post-It.

Plus, I recall from Glenn Beck talking about his first interview with her after she joined FNC, he talked about her still preparing and researching up until the interview started.  Right or wrong, she may be someone who prefers to "cram," or someone who gets her best ideas right before the speech / interview / event.

Wanting to jot down some ideas, and not having anywhere to write them / keep them is completely cool with me.  Rather than showing me some sort of mental lack, it shows me that she is always thinking.

There.  I'm pretty sure the horse is dead now.

335 329 Receiving a sloppy-assed blow job while munching on pizza and chatting with Dick Morris on the Oval Office phone is "un-presidential" ... but I digress. 

What do you mean?  That's the best part of being president!

336 339 329 Receiving a sloppy-assed blow job while munching on pizza and chatting with Dick Morris on the Oval Office phone is "un-presidential" ... but I digress. 

What do you mean?  That's the best part of being president!

Posted by: Zombie Time-Traveling JFK

Ah! Yes, but use a napkin, for cripesakes!

337 129 Is Queef trying to make fun of Palin..or is this his girlfirend??

Posted by: beedubya

 

Nah...it was Keefum's squeakhole, on which he drew a pair of specs.  Meh, mouth, squeakhole...all the same to him.

338 Dear (they call me) Mr. Gibbs,

It was with no small sense of shock that I learned the White House has been recently snowbound--for going on 13 months now.  Being cut off from the people of America as you no doubt are, and through no fault of your own that you are able to see, I felt that perhaps someone should point out that the view from your position of SCROTUS (Sage in Charge of Rebutting) is not precisely the view from way over here.  No, sir, over HERE, in America.

To whit, every time you fine ladies and gentlemen in the White House, i.e. "wHosers", invoke the image, name, the idea, of Sarah Palin, you invite us to make comparisons to your various and collective qualities, and those of Mrs. Palin.  A clear-eyed appreciation for the professionalism exhibited daily by the White House Staff, to a person (wHosers), compels one to the conclusion that this invitation on your part is intentional. That, in your wisdom, the wisdom admittedly of a POTUS, VPOTUS, TOTUS, and SCROTUS (forgive me, the names of the other reindeer escape me, sir) you believe that this accrues to your ever-increasing benefit.

No.  No, no, no.  Lets see.  Um....NO.  It's not working. She writes on her hand, and you look like bigger idiots for using a teleprompter than you did before.  How is THAT possible??  You write on your hand, sir, WTF is THAT?!?!? "Bush did it first!", "Palin did it first!" No, it comes across as mean, sleazy, slightly paranoid, possibly misogynistic, mildly R-word, copycat,  bigger idiots.  A tad elitist. Holier than thou.  oh, and devoid of humor, i almost forgot devoid of humour. But not, at least, self-deprecating.  No, sir!  No one would accuse you wHosers of that!  Maybe a pinch of asshole.  A whiff of douchebag. Ok, a couple whiffs. I'm not saying you wHosers are all those things...I'm jus' sayin'!

You wHosers almost never compare favorably to Sarah Palin.  Palin looks Authentic.  wHosers look Clueless.  Out here, in America, its pretty noticeable.

So, remember, sir, collective chin up, and, keep doing what you're doing, sincerely!

339 @UGRev at February 09, 2010 04:54 PM (862vz)   You're as obsessed as the krazy kos kids over 5 fucking words on her hand. Palin spoke effortlessly for at least 45 minutes. Obamessiah gets a major brain fart if his TOTUS breaks down.   Testicles
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Posted by: pep at February 09, 2010 03:59 PM (0K3p3)   Jeopardy answer: What are three things not possessed by anyone in Obama's regime?

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@UGRev at February 09, 2010 04:54 PM (862vz)  

You're as obsessed as the krazy kos kids over 5 fucking words on her hand. Palin spoke effortlessly for at least 45 minutes. Obamessiah gets a major brain fart if his TOTUS breaks down.  

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Posted by: pep at February 09, 2010 03:59 PM (0K3p3)  

Jeopardy answer: What are three things not possessed by anyone in Obama's regime?

341 Remind me again - this is what we're supposed to expect when "The *Adults* Are In Charge"?

342

SFC MAC @ 344 -- Jeopardy answer: What are three things not possessed by anyone in Obama's regime?

Judges? Oooh, sorry. "What are four things not possessed by anyone in Obama's regime?" was the correct response.

But you still have control of the board....

343 Why is "bread" crossed out? Are they afraid people will assume it's slang for cash?

344 Still running against Sarah Palin. They're afraid, very afraid.

345 347 Why is "bread" crossed out? Are they afraid people will assume it's slang for cash?

Posted by: Chomp

Bread is typically 'white' so it would've been seen as racist.

346

Don't

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347 212 someday we'll have adults in the White House

Posted by: d_Utah at February 09, 2010 04:08 PM (WCPAX)

Seems to me that was the idea when GW was elected to replace Billy Jeff, the adults were once more in charge.  Billy Jeff's crew's response was to pull the W's off all of the keyboards in the White House.

Sad to say, I miss the professionalism of the dope-smoking-couldn't-get-security-clearances Clinton White House staff.

And if Palin had written her talking points on a 3x5 index card the MSM would have reacted in exactly the same way, and we would have doofuses in the comments screaming about how unprofessional it is to write your notes on 3x5 index cards.

348 Robert Gibbs is the guy who used to be beat up every day after school because he is a dick head.

He has not changed one bit.

349 here's what i don't get about the whole thing.

way back in high school we were taught that you're always better off using bullet points just to keep your thoughts in order when giving a speech/debate than reading off a sheet (uh, or teleprompter).

this whole thing actually points to palin as being a skilled orator able to coherently express thoughts without the help of a teleprompter. why the left thought they could make fun of her for this (nobody ever writes notes on their hands! noooobody!!!!) is beyond me.

but hell, i for one am glad they're doing it. and i count my blessings for every day that bobby gibbs hasn't yet been thrown under the bus so he can go out and make a fool of the administration.

350 Robert Gibbs eats paste.

351 From the look on my sales guys faces, the second leg of the recession is fully underway. Something's got to change. This is beyond stupid. You do realize Obama visited the ground zero in 2008 on the anniversary of 9-11 and also met with Bill Clinton the same day emerging in the evening arm in arm with the former President. This was interpreted as the Clinton's conceding the primary race to Obama and setting up as supporters for his run, thereby cementing in the minds of the investor, the likelihood of Obama capturing the Whitehood. The Dow lost something like 45% of it's value over the course of the next 5 trading sessions. Straight fucking down. You connect the dots. We are this shitstorm of sorry because those fuckers are in charge.

352

A fish rots from the head down.

Since President Blamebush is always acting like a snotty 6th grader, why would you expect his staff to behave differently?

353 They can continue to be juvenile jackasses. I was watching the spectacle with a very non-political co-worker today. He said he's at the point where he absolutely hates the current administration and he said it was because of embarassing crap like this. The mighty O is going to break the Democratic party.

354 The Dow lost something like 45% of it's value over the course of the next 5 trading sessions. Straight fucking down. You connect the dots. We are this shitstorm of sorry because those fuckers are in charge.

Wasn't the trigger when Charles Schumer said he had come out of a meeting and we were days away from a global financial meltdown? Or maybe when Bernanke said much the same things in mid-September?  Nothing guarantees the incumbent party will lose an election like screams of "we're all gonna die!" 6 weeks from the election.

355 Chris Matthews said Palin didn't know how to read so does it matter if anything was written on her hand? Now, if she had drawings on them..

356 The trigger was Clinton throwing in the towel on behalf of his wife, 9-11-2008. The Obama people love the symmetry.

357

@UGRev at February 09, 2010 04:54 PM (862vz)

 

New concern troll? I don't recognize the name.

Your faux disdain and wish for "professionalism " is falling on ears of the people who just don't give a rats ass taht she did it. We don't base our support of someone on how they look or act only on how they truly are.

Gibsy: twatnozzle. plain and simple.

358 Isn't Gibbs the a--hole that bitched about the Gallup Polls. Now they are the only poll supporting O. Scared spitless but Sara will set Gibbs up to Shart his shorts.

359

D.C. Bob should look behind him. We have a FLOTUS trying to tell people how to rear their children yet she's so stupid and ugly she requires 26 assistants, hairdressers and make up artist to prepare her for a 10 minute presentation. All this at a cost to the taxpayers or $1,750,000 per year, not including the lavish benefits.

360 WHAT, NO VASOLINE?????

361 He shoulda dropped trau to out-do Palin.  What, she writes on her hand?  Well, snicker, snicker - we'll show her!  Quick, Gibbsy, grabs me that sharpie and bend over ....

362 Immaturity starts at the top ... with Obama's middle finger shtick.

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