February 10, 2010

Rubio's Stimulus Bomb
— Ace

He's trying for $787,000 ((one millionth of Obama's stimulus... I think. I don't know math).

He's at $547,000.

Posted by: Ace at 06:55 AM | Comments (37)
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1 Foist?

Posted by: RightWingProf at February 10, 2010 06:56 AM (UOcNk)

2 Moist?

Posted by: Houdini's Cadaver at February 10, 2010 06:57 AM (nz654)

3 Exit question:  Will Charlie Crist cast aside his beard when he loses the primary and she is no longer required?

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at February 10, 2010 06:58 AM (wgLRl)

4

Ahh.  I thought the 787 was a H/T to 1787.

Either way, I'm off to contribute.

Posted by: The Outlaw in the Heavenly Hall at February 10, 2010 06:58 AM (JlrhB)

5 So if Rubio defeats Crist, can we expect the media to blame it on racist teabaggers?

Posted by: 18-1 at February 10, 2010 06:58 AM (bgcml)

6 These are donations to the Senate Conservatives Fund.  SCF is run by Senator Jim Demint.  Jim Demint is from South Carolina.  South Carolina is the state that always has a crisis with the Confederate Flag.

Four sentences to racism.  Impressed?

I'm getting extra lotion from George Soros this year.

Posted by: Drink Progress at February 10, 2010 06:59 AM (+zo63)

7 Ahmahgawd, I'm totally going to dip into this.

Posted by: enoxo at February 10, 2010 07:01 AM (1gwjW)

8 5 So if Rubio defeats Crist, can we expect the media to blame it on racist teabaggers?

Posted by: 18-1 at February 10, 2010 10:58 AM (bgcml)

You hate orange people.

Posted by: Kanye West at February 10, 2010 07:02 AM (T0NGe)

9 How do I contribute to the Butterscotch Pudding PAC?

Posted by: wtfci at February 10, 2010 07:02 AM (+zo63)

10

I'm surprised Crist hasnt pulled a Specter yet.

Posted by: Blazer at February 10, 2010 07:02 AM (t72+4)

11 OT:  GOP has some good valentines to send.  Click on any pic and over to the right it will show you what they say.  You don't have to actually send one.  I think the one with Rahm on it is my favorite.

http://tinyurl.com/yagmq86

Posted by: Tami at February 10, 2010 07:04 AM (VuLos)

12
OT:  GOP has some good valentines to send.  Click on any pic and over to the right it will show you what they say.  You don't have to actually send one.  I think the one with Rahm on it is my favorite.


http://tinyurl.com/yagmq86

Posted by: Tami at February 10, 2010 11:04 AM (VuLos)





That is awesome !

Posted by: Blazer at February 10, 2010 07:07 AM (t72+4)

13

Crist won't switch parties.  He'll just cry, take his ball and go home.

Which, come to think of it, wouldn't be the worst thing.

 

Posted by: KingShamus at February 10, 2010 07:09 AM (8n1j5)

14 787? It's obviously a tribute to Boeing's new widebody.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 10, 2010 07:09 AM (ySQoK)

15

Tami @ 11

None of those cards are vicious enough for me. But I sent the Rahm one Thanks.

Posted by: maddogg at February 10, 2010 07:10 AM (OlN4e)

16


Crist is one of The Orange Lanterns, one of the good guys ! No wonder you Black Lanterns of the Sinestro Corps hate him !

Posted by: palin-steele (still unemployed and living in moms basement) at February 10, 2010 07:11 AM (t72+4)

17

Ahh.  I thought the 787 was a H/T to 1787.

No, it's a H/T to the year 787...  A.D.

A million fraudulent carbon credits to whoever gets the MP reference.

Posted by: Cautiously Pessimistic at February 10, 2010 07:11 AM (pZEar)

18 True maddogg...but considering it's the GOP, I was surprised.

Posted by: Tami at February 10, 2010 07:12 AM (VuLos)

19 OT:  GOP has some good valentines to send.  Click on any pic and over to the right it will show you what they say.  You don't have to actually send one.  I think the one with Rahm on it is my favorite.

http://tinyurl.com/yagmq86

Posted by: Tami at February 10, 2010 11:04 AM (VuLos)

AHAHA... Harry Reid: Wishing you Happy Valentine's Day, in Any Dialect.

Posted by: enoxo at February 10, 2010 07:13 AM (1gwjW)

20 I wonder why he made this run.  Did he think he wouldn't get re-elected as governor?  Does he want to run away to DC?

Looks like he's screwed now.

Which, come to think of it, wouldn't be the worst thing from his point of view.

Posted by: AmishDude at February 10, 2010 07:14 AM (T0NGe)

21

Crist won't switch parties.  He'll just cry, take his ball and go home.

Which, come to think of it, wouldn't be the worst thing.

Posted by: KingShamus at February 10, 2010 11:09 AM (8n1j5)

Actually, one of the problems we've had in the Rep party is that 'moderates' have historically thrown tizzy fits when they lose or are about to lose support to a conservative - Dede S, Specter, etc.

It would be nice to see Crist not do that...And in all seriousness, considering the damage Obama has already done, any true moderate would support anyone opposed to Obama's agenda at this point...

Posted by: 18-1 at February 10, 2010 07:14 AM (bgcml)

22 Crist is one of The Orange Lanterns, one of the good guys ! No wonder you Black Lanterns of the Sinestro Corps hate him !

Posted by: palin-steele (still unemployed and living in moms basement) at February 10, 2010 11:11 AM (t72+4)


Yeah, let's go waste those freedom loving, tyranny opposing, teabaggers!

Posted by: The New Captain America at February 10, 2010 07:17 AM (bgcml)

23 The GOP didn't pull any punches with the V-Day cards.  That's what we need, right there.

The Gore "Charter a flight" is priceless.

Posted by: Editor at February 10, 2010 07:17 AM (pUfK9)

24
The Gore "Charter a flight" is priceless.

Posted by: Editor at February 10, 2010 11:17 AM (pUfK9)

Indeed. Liberals have made hypocrisy the greatest of modern sins. What makes more sense then to hit them with their own creation?

Posted by: 18-1 at February 10, 2010 07:18 AM (bgcml)

25 Act like a lady!

Posted by: Alen Sphincter at February 10, 2010 07:19 AM (68tQb)

26 Hell. I wish the GOP had a Valentine's card featuring Comrade Zero throwing Blanche Lincoln under a Greyhound.

Posted by: maddogg at February 10, 2010 07:21 AM (OlN4e)

27 i love the lobster burrito's at rubio's, it makes lent bearable

Posted by: phoenixgirl at February 10, 2010 07:22 AM (ucxC/)

28 He's trying for $787,000 ((one millionth of Obama's stimulus... I think. I don't know math).

Yes it is.  And yet another thing ($787 billion spent on jack sh*t) to go on my list of things that indicate that there is no hope for this country (sorry Barry).  I added the government giving away golf carts through tax credits to the list yesterday.

Posted by: rockhead at February 10, 2010 07:28 AM (RykTt)

29 Mmmm lobster burrito.  Lunch can't get here soon enough.

Posted by: sixpckr at February 10, 2010 07:32 AM (Aw7Iv)

30

"No, it's a H/T to the year 787...  A.D.

A million fraudulent carbon credits to whoever gets the MP reference"

I had to go look that up.  Well done.

Posted by: The Outlaw in the Heavenly Hall at February 10, 2010 07:33 AM (JlrhB)

31

So if Rubio defeats Crist, can we expect the media to blame it on racist teabaggers?

Of course, Fox did a snide little hit piece on Rubio this morning and how support from people like DeMint was hurting him.

Fox always supports the RINOs. The rest support the commies.

Posted by: Vic at February 10, 2010 07:35 AM (QrA9E)

32

Rubio is having a rally here tonight in Fort Myers at the Harborside Convention Center - where Teh Won and Orangeman had their infamous man-hug 1 year ago today. 

This is conservative territory, but jeez, all the crazies came out to see the Man-Child prez that day.  Didn't realize we had so many in the area - or maybe they were imported for the day. 

Fort Myers didn't come off looking good on the national stage that day.  Think Julio from McDonalds and Henrietta Hughes. I can still remember the humiliation of it all. 

This is our chance to redeem ourselves and to send Crist and Obama a strong message.  And by God, we're going to take it!

I'm glad Rubio decided to come here today. 

 

Posted by: Marybeth at February 10, 2010 07:50 AM (hBRoa)

33

"No, it's a H/T to the year 787...  A.D.

A million fraudulent carbon credits to whoever gets the MP reference"

I had to go look that up.  Well done.
--

Well, you just have to know these things when your king.

Posted by: Cautiously Pessimistic at February 10, 2010 07:58 AM (pZEar)

34 Don't have a lot to give right now with a newborn and a toddler to take care of but I threw what I could his way. And he will get my vote in the primary and (God willing) in the general as well.

Posted by: Mandy P. at February 10, 2010 08:07 AM (MK6Kx)

35

Thank you, Mandy P.  It's a great investment for the future of your newborn and toddler.

And congratulations!

Posted by: Marybeth at February 10, 2010 08:12 AM (hBRoa)

36 Just gave what I could. I would love to see Marco in the Senate, standing up for the people.

If you haven't already, don't forget Adam Kinzinger, aka the real Maverick (aka hottie to the moronettes). He needs about $500 to reach his goal today. http://www.electadam.com/ He would be a great addition to the House.

Posted by: pforeman at February 10, 2010 08:21 AM (S7Xpi)

Posted by: pforeman at February 10, 2010 08:22 AM (S7Xpi)

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