May 01, 2010
— Gabriel Malor Confession: when the Rielle Hunter story broke in the Enquirer (the first Rielle Hunter story to break in the Enquirer, I mean) I thought we should pass on it. It was the Enquirer; it was just the sort of salacious thing that sounds more true the more the accused denies it; it was hard for me to believe that someone who has 24-hour press coverage and a well-known coif could be that stupid. And I felt bad for the cancer-stricken wife and his confused kids.
Well, here we are again.
PRESIDENT OBAMA has been caught in a shocking cheating scandal after being caught in a Washington, DC Hotel with a former campaign aide, sources say.And now, a hush-hush security video that shows everything could topple both ObamaÂ’s presidency and marriage to Michelle!
A confidential investigation has learned that Obama first became close to gorgeous 35 year-old VERA BAKER in 2004 when she worked tirelessly to get him elected to the US Senate, raising millions in campaign contributions. While Baker has insisted in the past that “nothing happened” between them, the ENQUIRER has learned that top anti-Obama operatives are offering more than $1 million to witnesses to reveal what they know about the alleged hush-hush affair.
Click over and read the rest, I'll wait.
So notice. The story is based on: (1) a video tape that no one has seen; (2) money offered by "anti-Obama operatives" to find witnesses to this event that may not have happened; and (3) an old 2004 event, not a recent tryst.
It looks to me like the Enquirer just recycled the old Vera Baker story that made the rounds during the campaign. Also, note the Enquirer has sharply "updated" its article to remove many of the details of its original report. Joyner has the original version at the link.
But... [ace]: The story really didn't "make the rounds" during the campaign. It was shopped to ABC and the Enquirer, and ABC, I'm told, didn't bother with it but in turn shopped it to a British paper, which did run it. Blogs mentioned it (including this one) but no media in America touched it.
I doubt much will come of this, but just on a personal level, I'm happy the National Enquirer is running it, just because it makes me look like less of a nut for pushing it.
This old Confederate Yankee post has details about the allegations. It seems like the Enquirer has the same story with the same particulars, but are slow-rolling their release. Like, we know the hotel in question is the Hotel George, but the Enquirer just says "a hotel" for now.
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On the other hand, it makes this Golf Digest cover a lot more hilarious.
Posted by: AmishDude at May 01, 2010 08:19 AM (Vo2Ef)
Obama's followers will still praise him. Hell, laud him for his sexual prowess.
Posted by: Kratos (reunited with the Blade of Olympus) at May 01, 2010 08:19 AM (c0A3e)
Done giving the liberal assholes in this country the benefit of my doubt.
Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Professional Debate Team at May 01, 2010 08:20 AM (erIg9)
Posted by: ontherocks at May 01, 2010 08:21 AM (f/cIw)
Posted by: eman at May 01, 2010 08:21 AM (p+Ba1)
Once upon a time, journalist did not run a story until it had been verified (I know, what a concept, right?).
I wonder if the Enquirer sat on this until they did have some credible evidence other than one guy's hearsay?
But, even so, it's still just a distraction and/or smokescreen.
Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at May 01, 2010 08:24 AM (iBTj9)
Uncle -- a man after my own heart
Posted by: texasmamma at May 01, 2010 08:28 AM (4L69q)
Posted by: ktgreat at May 01, 2010 08:29 AM (37pxc)
Posted by: Larry Sinlair at May 01, 2010 08:29 AM (7aOWp)
Posted by: DelD at May 01, 2010 08:30 AM (eWtdM)
Major news outlets avoided it, and now there is a videotape from the hotel? I say bring it on and let's watch the Pied Piper try to play his way out...Kudos to the NE if hey got the video.
But those of us paying attention then in October 2008 and believed the report didn't expect much. Can we, now? Probably not. Except to say the COWboy President is no different than any other politician who lies and believes his power can save him.
Posted by: DefendUSA at May 01, 2010 08:31 AM (yIwYC)
Posted by: If conservatives were like liberals at May 01, 2010 08:31 AM (bgcml)
Posted by: Larry Sinlair at May 01, 2010 12:29 PM (7aOWp)
Now that you mention it, you are right...
Posted by: The State Media at May 01, 2010 08:32 AM (bgcml)
Posted by: oblig. at May 01, 2010 08:33 AM (x7Ao8)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at May 01, 2010 08:35 AM (7VvJB)
Posted by: eman at May 01, 2010 08:36 AM (p+Ba1)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at May 01, 2010 08:39 AM (7aOWp)
This rumor was probably started by the Obama cabal with the approval of Michelle.
It crops up whenever too many people begin to wonder whether the idiot is more likely to be bi or gay.
Posted by: proreason at May 01, 2010 08:39 AM (+8dSJ)
From the link...
HeÂ’s seemingly excelled at everything heÂ’s ever tried and is universally regarded by those who know him and work with him as down-to-earth, earnest, and hard working.
He's talking about The Vapid One©, I assume. Excelled at everything he's tried? Well, if you're referring to his deconstruction of All Things American, you'd be absolutely correct. But for his overall execution of duties in accordance with his oath of office, not so much.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at May 01, 2010 08:40 AM (i3AsK)
Oath of office? Never heard of it.
Posted by: Charlie Gibson at May 01, 2010 08:41 AM (bgcml)
HeÂ’s seemingly excelled at everything heÂ’s ever tried
It's embarrassing just reading this stuff.
Posted by: Dang Straights at May 01, 2010 08:41 AM (LkMP0)
Posted by: Bowling, Golf, Basketball, and the contact sport of giftgiving at May 01, 2010 08:44 AM (7aOWp)
Stick with the narrative, asshole!!
Posted by: MSM at May 01, 2010 08:45 AM (7aOWp)
And don't remind me that the author at the link got his PhD from Alabama.
I saw it. I ignored it. Just like I ignore Baghdad Bobby Gibbs (D-Auburn). Since all of us from Alabama are related, I just claim he's "asshole kin".
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at May 01, 2010 08:45 AM (i3AsK)
But so was the Edwards story that no one wanted to touch.
If there is a smoking gun, it won't be revealed until some lefty journalist puts it in his book after it's too late to make any difference. Meanwhile NE sells a few more ads.
Posted by: SlaveDog at May 01, 2010 08:46 AM (W+E+o)
Slightly OT - noted that NPR this morning must have mentioned 10 times, over and above Dan Schorr's 5 mentions, how quickly and smartly the Feds have responded to the oil blowout in the Gulf.
Huh? Napolitano threatening BP is a "response"? Hell, the NYT even writes about how they were slow off the mark. And first Obama isn't going down there, but then he is, but he's not going to make the "mistake" of just flying over, according to Dan Schorr. And tonight he's being feted at the WH Correpondents Dinner, not just playing a fucking guitar.
What a load of horsecrap. Wonder what we would be hearing on NPR if President McCain had just proposed offshore drilling a couple of weeks ago, and now this happened. Dan Schorr would be telling us it's the end of his fucking Presidency, that's what! Jesus, what a bunch of shills!
ps. How about that Krugman, trying to innoculate teh Won from criticism by pretending the evil consevratives are going to say it's Obama's fault. I wonder if he got that idea from the fact that fucking Democrats did it to Bush for 8 years?
Posted by: sherlock at May 01, 2010 08:47 AM (thr9V)
Posted by: Lunatic Fringe at May 01, 2010 08:49 AM (uFdnM)
Gabe-- The guy tried to channel a baby. Just sayin'.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at May 01, 2010 08:50 AM (7aOWp)
Destroying the economy for the next half-century?-OK
Trying to stack the political deck with tens of millions of parasites who will vote for him and his ilk?-just peachy
Gutting the military that defends the country?-yeah!
A bit light in the loafers? That tears it! This guy has to go!
Posted by: pep at May 01, 2010 08:50 AM (0K3p3)
Posted by: Annabelle at May 01, 2010 08:50 AM (EXUK4)
Excuse me, I mean, excuse me -- but I was the first -- the very first -- to tell you a vacancy was due to come due on the Supreme Court. Do not tell me you can't remember. Go back and look in the clips. I now tell you -- and that frazzled gaggle in Washington who sit around mostly monitoring one another -- that yet another vacancy looms. It will come front and center next year.
I have something else to tell you. Appeals Court Judge Merrick Garland is the name floating around as today's current leading nominee for the next associate justice. He pleasures the Obama appetite. He's from Harvard. He's from Chicago. This is to tell you -- and His Honor -- he ain't getting it. Not that I think he isn't. I know he isn't.
... maybe he's Obama's gay lover.
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at May 01, 2010 08:50 AM (mHQ7T)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at May 01, 2010 08:54 AM (pyrqQ)
I donÂ’t normally venture into stories about politicianÂ’s adultery, because I believe theyÂ’re tangential to the important issues, but if this had been McCain or Palin, the MSM would have been on this like stink on shit.
The story was printed in legitimate news sources other than the Enquirer:
http://tinyurl.com/448gx5
http://tinyurl.com/3kjpoa
The New York Slimes saw fit to print the rumors surrounding an affair McCain supposedly had, but like good little Obama hacks, theyÂ’re tight lipped over this.
Posted by: SFC MAC at May 01, 2010 08:58 AM (RPkOk)
Posted by: serr8d at May 01, 2010 08:58 AM (FBNwj)
Posted by: Lincolntf at May 01, 2010 08:59 AM (qSRHZ)
Interesting take from Hillbuzz. I agree, and maybe Kal Penn does feel chatty. But all signs point to Obama being gay.
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at May 01, 2010 08:59 AM (mHQ7T)
Posted by: anotheranon at May 01, 2010 09:07 AM (2fJU0)
In Chicago, guys in their late 40s and early 50s, who admit they used to go to bathhouses, love talking about a skinny black guy with big ears who said he was a “state rep”, whenever he’d go to Man’s Country to be serviced by white men there.
WeÂ’re in our 30s here and have never set foot in ManÂ’s Country. But, go to Sidetracks on Showtunes nights, Little JimÂ’s or Northend on Halsted, or the Lucky Horseshoe at Belmont and talk to guys whoÂ’ve lived the scene, been there, done that, and will admit to being lifelong fans of ManÂ’s Country.
TheyÂ’ve got stories to tell, believe us.
The thing is, despite both Man’s Country and Steamworks (the two bathhouses in Chicago) being in business for DECADES, and doing fairly well, even in this economy, few people here will admit they’ve ever been there. Since they won’t admit they’ve gone there, they don’t want to be quoted talking about anyone else going there either. Absolutely none of them will go on record being the guy who talks about that skinny, effeminate, black “state rep” who liked having white men give him fellatio (but never reciprocated, the stories go).
They know what happened to Larry Sinclair regarding coming forward with those stories.
But, they sure talk in bars.
And that makes us think of Tiger Woods and all these affairs. It seems if you were in golf circles, you knew all about thisÂ…and probably know even more. But, no golfers ever exposed Woods. Even his mistresses didnÂ’t rat him out until he brought himself down. Once the floodgates opened, however, the truth all spilled out.
The same is going to happen with our current president in several areas, SOMEDAY:
(1) How did he travel to Pakistan in 1981, as he details in the book William Ayers ghost wrote for him, when no US citizen was allowed in Pakistan with a US passport in 1981?
(2) He admits to doing a large amount of drugs while going to Occidental College in California, smoking dope in high school, and doing cocaine at Columbia — but did he sell drugs too?
(3) What, exactly, is the big secret with his college transcripts, birth certificate, adoption papers, medical records, and other documents he refuses to release?
(4) Does he have early stage ParkinsonÂ’s as many suspect?
(5) Did he patronize an establishment called ManÂ’s Country in Chicago during the 1990s?
(6) Was he a member of a support group of men at Trinity United Church who also enjoyed frequenting places such as ManÂ’s Country? If so, who were the other members and did Jeremiah Wright arrange those meetings for these married men with similar interests?
(7) Did he take a $10,000 pay-to-play bribe from Yesse Yehudah when he needed money after his failed congressional race against Bobby Rush?
There are people who know the answers to all of the above, and more questions that we havenÂ’t listedÂ…questions people in Chicago talk about all the time, without any prompting from us.
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at May 01, 2010 09:08 AM (mHQ7T)
http://tinyurl.com/2azbg9u
and
http://tinyurl.com/24dtdr8
Posted by: OldNuc at May 01, 2010 09:12 AM (RCSVq)
And he married her to further his Chicago political career. Her father was in the machine. That got him access to people who'd never give him the time of day otherwise.
(Have we ever seen a wedding/honeymoon photo? There's photos of the Clintons out there...)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at May 01, 2010 09:14 AM (OkT2m)
Posted by: Waterhouse at May 01, 2010 09:19 AM (tVyY+)
Posted by: Mike at May 01, 2010 09:24 AM (U3+Xc)
Posted by: Ogabe at May 01, 2010 09:25 AM (hjyb5)
Posted by: Charles Johnson at May 01, 2010 09:27 AM (90oki)
Posted by: Jason at May 01, 2010 09:34 AM (Nljcu)
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at May 01, 2010 09:34 AM (mHQ7T)
Posted by: AmishDude at May 01, 2010 09:35 AM (Vo2Ef)
Exactly. And really, there's no comparison between this and Clinton. One of my most-hated left memes (and there are MANY) is that those evil repressed Republicans tried to run him out of office for having an affair. Not so. The Lewinsky shit went down (heh) to prove that he perjured himself (double heh) in the Jones trial. In order to prove the perjury, the prosecution had to prove Teh Sex.
I will wait and see on this. If this is reverse psych-ops, it's to distract from the utter disaster that is his poll numbers. Otherwise, I don't understand why this would reappear now, unless a deal was struck to prevent something worse from hitting the fan.
Thanks for the reprint, Tattoo. I patently refuse to pollute my temp folders with HillBuzz.
Oh, and:
Does he have early stage ParkinsonÂ’s as many suspect?
WTF?!
Posted by: Filly at May 01, 2010 09:36 AM (dSJW9)
You make him sound like Henry Kissinger... which he ain't. He's a lightweight and a clinical narcissist, and his handlers do the damage control. He thinks he is above consequences, so he does as he pleases.
Besides, we all know Clinton did well in school. Obama - again - just skated.
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at May 01, 2010 09:37 AM (mHQ7T)
But would you give your seatless bike?
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want To Know! at May 01, 2010 09:39 AM (dsBLF)
Posted by: Obama at May 01, 2010 09:39 AM (CM/A/)
it will be quite funny and predictable to watch all the feminists and women's rights groupd step up and defend him
Saw that, hated that in the Clinton situation, when it was even more egregious. Oh, really, Gloria? You're OK with the most powerful man on the planet having sexual relations with an intern who was approximately his daughter's age, in the Oval Office? Would you stand for that if it happened at Halliburton? Issues of national security, ladies?
Posted by: Filly at May 01, 2010 09:41 AM (dSJW9)
Posted by: PJ at May 01, 2010 09:41 AM (dLFNL)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at May 01, 2010 01:14 PM
Yeah they're out there. I will say I thought her dress was pretty...now the bride...
Posted by: Deanna at May 01, 2010 09:42 AM (oflVV)
"WTF?!"
Weight loss, face twitches, stuttering...
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at May 01, 2010 09:45 AM (mHQ7T)
Then what?
Doesn't he instantly become a protected class? Even more so than being black?
No one can touch him. It's not illegal to be gay. It doesn't ruin political careers unless you're a republican.
Worse case? He loses his GBLT support because he's "betrayed" them on issues like gay marriage and DADT. But, he's not going to be re-elected anyway, so big deal.
Instead, he's the first black AND the first gay president. Should make for some good book sales after 2012.
Posted by: mpur in Texas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at May 01, 2010 09:53 AM (iBTj9)
49 - "...who liked having white men give him fellatio (but never reciprocated, the stories go)."
Well, Barry is a selfish jerk. Maybe he thought of it as reparations.
Posted by: Black Mamba at May 01, 2010 09:55 AM (tSxym)
After the Carol Burnett lawsuit, this rag has gone to great pains to get all of their stuff right.
Uncle Facts: The Nat Enquirer generally IS gospel these days.
Posted by: Kristopher at May 01, 2010 09:58 AM (kCEOg)
49 - "...who liked having white men give him fellatio (but never reciprocated, the stories go)."
Well, Barry is a selfish jerk. Maybe he thought of it as reparations.
Yeah, that's... if true, there are some severe Daddy-biracial issues going on there.
Posted by: Filly at May 01, 2010 09:59 AM (dSJW9)
Remember, that was Civil Rights Legend John Fuckin' Lewis who made that claim, and Lefties say "why would civil rights legend John Lewis lie about that"
Lewis must be the only man in the world who doesn't have to swear an oath to tell the truth and nothing but the truth, so help him, him
Posted by: kbdabear at May 01, 2010 10:00 AM (sYxEE)
Posted by: Barack "Silky" Obama at May 01, 2010 10:03 AM (sYxEE)
I had answers, too.
Posted by: Murdered TUCC Choir Director Donald Young's Ghost at May 01, 2010 10:04 AM (CM/A/)
Posted by: Ken Royall at May 01, 2010 10:07 AM (9zzk+)
Posted by: kbdabear at May 01, 2010 10:12 AM (sYxEE)
Nevermind what it does to Sasha and Malia. Typical leftist Democrat--to hell with the children.
Yeah, the daughters will have to deal with all the fallout of their father's infidelity and sexuality and whatnot at some point, but the youngest one is...eight? She still probably thinks her daddy is an OK guy.
That's not "prude", that's thinking about someone besides yourself.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at May 01, 2010 10:24 AM (OkT2m)
Posted by: Kato Kaelin at May 01, 2010 10:26 AM (MzTRc)
The Hillbuzz theory is that he simply hates women because of his mother. I've heard a theory that he just hates white women.
But it is very clear, even from the cleansing done by Ayers, that Obama loathed and resented his mother and worshiped his absent father. He also resented his stepfather.
Posted by: AmishDude at May 01, 2010 10:29 AM (Vo2Ef)
i'll bet anything theres some truth to this, if he's bi.. then maybe he likes a real woman occasionally!
does anyone here really believe the NE would stick their necks out about some sloppy story regarding the POTUSA?
they would lose their credibility FOREVER if its not factual..hell, they were considered for the pulitzer!
Posted by: mario at May 01, 2010 10:30 AM (/4dq4)
The daughters are props by now. How many times have Barack and Michelle gone off -- out of town -- without the kids? Not just dinner out, but several days in another state.
And, of course, there's Barack's endless golf outings.
Remember what they accused Sarah Palin of. With libs, it's always projection.
Posted by: AmishDude at May 01, 2010 10:32 AM (Vo2Ef)
Posted by: Filly at May 01, 2010 10:35 AM (dSJW9)
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 01, 2010 10:45 AM (iyyNK)
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 01, 2010 10:50 AM (iyyNK)
Doesn't the Enquirer have strong ties to the Clinton machine? Even if the allegations don't amount to anything more doesn't the mere fact they are starting to run opposition signal something about Obama's prospects?
Nobody strikes when the tyrant is strong...
Posted by: ThomasD at May 01, 2010 10:57 AM (UK5R1)
Posted by: tim at May 01, 2010 11:08 AM (MYtXl)
Ooohhhh, that's where the impeachable shit could come in.
Posted by: Filly at May 01, 2010 11:23 AM (dSJW9)
Posted by: Lunatic Fringe at May 01, 2010 12:49 PM (uFdnM)
FIFY
Posted by: Walter Sobchak at May 01, 2010 11:30 AM (iJrbB)
Posted by: Jim_from_NJ at May 01, 2010 11:32 AM (HAZAf)
Even if there was a video of him fellating meerkats wwearing a bra made of peanut butter the 52%ers would stil think he be teh greatest.
Posted by: Mal and Malorer at May 01, 2010 12:16 PM (dtgds)
ace buddy,
you were nigh on banning morons for typing the words V E R A B A K E R (spreading it out, since the spam filter on that particular name might still be in place)
You owe some explanation to your devoted following as to why this is a story you're willing to address now.
Posted by: hobgoblin at May 01, 2010 12:30 PM (PpeVF)
Posted by: ace at May 01, 2010 12:35 PM (i6ROy)
Couple weeks ago the headline was "Bill Clinton drinking himself to death." Amused me greatly in a checkout lane.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at May 01, 2010 12:40 PM (OkT2m)
My husband hates to go into the grocery store or any other store for that matter. He insists on calculating how many minutes he worked to pay the tab at checkout. Therefore, he reads the Enquirer and the other same type magazine headlines at top volume to me in the line. "LOOK HONEY BILL CLINTON IS DRINKING HIMSELF TO DEATH." Ugh.
We can only hope.
I'm sure Obama is as dirty as they come, or dirtier. But why investigate? Let the manchurian candidate do his good work for our socialist/marxist/communist comrads.
Posted by: dagny at May 01, 2010 01:37 PM (P1zVc)
then maybe he likes a real woman occasionally!
I think not. I'm guessing it's more real man than real woman.
Posted by: dagny at May 01, 2010 01:38 PM (P1zVc)
I'll buy that. That makes him crooked and not straight.
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at May 01, 2010 02:00 PM (mHQ7T)
He got a head full of crazy from his mother. I remember reading about him manipulating his stepfather for money (cutting his teeth for future political shakedowns.) He idealized his absentee father like suburban white kids who emulate hip hop artists. But Frank Marshall Davis was his greatest influence. And he fucked Bill Ayers and plenty of other old white dudes in Chicago.
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at May 01, 2010 02:06 PM (mHQ7T)
That would destroy him. It's supposedly him applauding the kind of shit he denied he heard in Wright's church.
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at May 01, 2010 02:08 PM (mHQ7T)
Posted by: icemike at May 01, 2010 02:54 PM (UFkLy)
Posted by: icemike at May 01, 2010 02:57 PM (UFkLy)
Posted by: snookered at May 01, 2010 03:07 PM (jchJh)
Posted by: Bugler at May 01, 2010 03:29 PM (VXBR1)
Well I'm not the world's most physical guy, but when she squeezed me tight
She nearly broke my spine
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at May 02, 2010 04:06 AM (mHQ7T)
Oil spill 10 days to respond? soros owns 2 million shares of Halliburton. and just completed cementing 20 hrs prior to explosion. Was the delay in responding actually trying to hide something. and NOW BP is taking all the blame. Wake up People . ICE bought CCX. managed funds soros hedge fund created Wall st crisis. We need SOMEONE TO DO A DEEP INVESTIGATION ON SOROS. THE AMERICAN PEOPLE WOUD BE SHOCKED OF WHAT THIS MAN INTENDS TO DO WITH THIS COUNTRY..THE AMERICAN MEDIA IS A TOTAL DISGRACE..................................
Posted by: TEA FOR ALL at May 02, 2010 04:20 AM (sQhOl)
While in his younger days Obama hung with the guys more recently he has also been associated with attractive divorced women like Valerie Jarrett and Desiree Rogers. Ever hear of the Chicago black community practice called "man sharing"? An educated successful black man in Chicago is going to have a lot of opportunities to cheat as there are vastly more educated successful black women than similarly situated black men. So much so that Sun Time's columnist Mary Mitchell once wrote several columns on what she called "man sharing" or the idea that it's perfectly OK to poach on a sister's territory if you only intend to share her man, not steal him away.
I think Obama would get a perverse thrill over having a small harem to play off each other. After all, a great many men who don't like women as people have sex with them precisely as a way to show contempt. It really would be the ultimate thrill for a misogynist: Screw several women over emotionally each time you have sex with just one of them.
Posted by: NC Mountain Girl at May 02, 2010 06:32 AM (FY1wf)
Now for the hard question, the one that is more important than any other, and that every one of us has in the back of their mind:
Does this ho he supposedly cheated on Michelle with have an ass as big as hers?
Posted by: USMC Steve at May 03, 2010 07:04 AM (FRERp)
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