March 18, 2010

Rumors: Two House Democrats Already Promised Administration Positions?
— DrewM

Maybe Tom "Don't Screw With This" Coburn had some specific folks in mind when he said House Democrats who walk the plank for ObamaCare shouldn't expect cushy landings in the Executive Branch.

Seems Bart Gordon, a No the first time around who just announced that he's a yes, might be in line to take over NASA.

If true, this has at least two implications. First, the administration is willing to throw Charlie Bolden under the bus. Second, theyÂ’re also willing to throw the new plans for NASA under the bus for health care, because Gordon (who just happens to be the relevant committee chairman) has expressed skepticism about them.

Insty also says another Tennessee Congressman John Tanner might be named Ambassador to NATO.

I hear Brussels is lovely this time of year.

It's not clear if this kind of stuff is covered by "Hope" or "Change".

BTW- Tom Coburn needs a cool nick name. The Hammer is taken and The Sheriff has been damaged beyond repair.

What do you think?

Posted by: DrewM at 12:53 PM | Comments (334)
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1 Tom "Switchblade" Coburn

Posted by: Reality Based Community at March 18, 2010 12:55 PM (xJzIj)

2 How about President of the United States, January 2013? That's a nickname I like.

Posted by: mokimoki at March 18, 2010 12:55 PM (IrV7s)

3 Tom "Killa" Coburn. As in career killer for bribe takers.

Posted by: Spad13 at March 18, 2010 12:55 PM (RYJu6)

4 Second Dick only to Cheney

Posted by: Joy to the whirled at March 18, 2010 12:56 PM (EZCyM)

5 More standard operating procedure here in Chicago

Posted by: Doc at March 18, 2010 12:57 PM (rzJpR)

6 Tom bludgening Coburn

Posted by: MDr VB1.0 CS1st at March 18, 2010 12:57 PM (ucq49)

7 Bart Gordon has been promised the position of head polar bear counter at NASA.

Posted by: Cicero at March 18, 2010 12:57 PM (QKKT0)

8 Tom "Switchblade" Coburn The Scalpel. He is a doctor, after all.

Posted by: fluffy at March 18, 2010 12:57 PM (4Kl5M)

9 "the doctor?"

"Dr. No?"

"Surgeon destroy?"

Posted by: notropis at March 18, 2010 12:57 PM (4myGJ)

10 Tom "James" Coburn

Posted by: Cicero at March 18, 2010 12:58 PM (QKKT0)

11 Drew, didn't you see him being called Dr No in the other thread?  Thats a good one.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 18, 2010 12:58 PM (cniXs)

12 Dr. No

Posted by: Gerry Owen at March 18, 2010 12:58 PM (4Hy88)

13 The Shaft

Posted by: robtron12 at March 18, 2010 12:58 PM (gue+Q)

14

Tom "Terminator" Coburn

Asta La Vista Baby

Posted by: Roadking at March 18, 2010 12:58 PM (YwzFd)

15 just called Bart Gordon's office -said he's a likely yes. The man on the phone didn't sound too thrilled about it either.

Posted by: pivey at March 18, 2010 12:59 PM (4JT7Z)

16 I still think the Health Care kabuki is a distraction from the greater larceny that is being perpetrated: the US Census.  Why else would Dems be willing to push such an unpopular bill in an election year, if it didn't also happen to be the year they completely undermine the system?

Posted by: mjhlaw at March 18, 2010 12:59 PM (0udxW)

17 How 'about, Tom "I'm Gonna Kick You In The Nuts So Hard, You'll Have To Swallow to Get Them Back Down" Coburn?

Posted by: dogfish at March 18, 2010 12:59 PM (GQwdV)

18 Tom "I'll cut your F'en heart out" Coburn

Posted by: Paladin at March 18, 2010 12:59 PM (bWB5j)

19 Tom "Axeman" Coburn.

Posted by: Inspector Asshole at March 18, 2010 01:00 PM (O6c08)

20 Tom Noburn.  The scorcher.

Posted by: sbabg at March 18, 2010 01:00 PM (Bp0y1)

21 A bit more to the point:
Tom "Fucking" Coburn

Posted by: Armando at March 18, 2010 01:00 PM (nd0uY)

22 Media is not holding Obama accountable for the sestak deal and wont do so here either.

Posted by: Dan at March 18, 2010 01:00 PM (1jzSs)

23 Tom "The Crusher" Coburn

Posted by: Rocks at March 18, 2010 01:00 PM (Q1lie)

24 Dr. No is good but it's not scary enough.

It needs to make liberals and small children cry just at the sound of it.

Posted by: DrewM. at March 18, 2010 01:00 PM (9B5OK)

25 Congressman. Rope. Tree !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Danny at March 18, 2010 01:00 PM (cv+MG)

26 Aaaah...love the smell of used-up whores in the afternoon! 

Posted by: jack da rippa at March 18, 2010 01:00 PM (pr+up)

27 Tom "Plug-puller" Coburn

Posted by: sbabg at March 18, 2010 01:00 PM (Bp0y1)

28

Tom 'Jackhammer' Coburn

Tom 'Slice N Dice' Coburn

Tom 'Iron Balls' Coburn

Tom 'All your deals are belong to us' Coburn

Posted by: Grunt2Jag at March 18, 2010 01:01 PM (Yr6lx)

29 Tom "Rooster" Coburn.

Posted by: grognard at March 18, 2010 01:01 PM (v0kvW)

30 Tom "I'll Cut You, Biotch" Coburn.

Posted by: rdbrewer at March 18, 2010 01:01 PM (1ob/T)

31 Grandma Killer

Posted by: CUS at March 18, 2010 01:01 PM (wOGfT)

32 Tom "Vinny Falcone" Coburn.

Posted by: rdbrewer at March 18, 2010 01:01 PM (1ob/T)

33 Tom "The Crusher" Coburn

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 18, 2010 01:01 PM (+54jQ)

34 Coburn Notice

Posted by: throwaway handle at March 18, 2010 01:01 PM (dUOK+)

35 Is Tom Coburn gonna have ta slap a bitch?

Posted by: Wayne Brady at March 18, 2010 01:02 PM (v0kvW)

36
Once again,  Hey Chicago - FUCK YOU!

Posted by: Dang at March 18, 2010 01:02 PM (UA4gE)

37 "Stone Cold" Tom Coburn

Posted by: Cicero at March 18, 2010 01:02 PM (QKKT0)

38 The proctologist, of course. Who better to deal with a bunch of a**holes

Posted by: AtlasMugged at March 18, 2010 01:02 PM (PbkDy)

39 Guys, guess what?  I met Coburn once!  Give me my due.

Posted by: rdbrewer at March 18, 2010 01:02 PM (1ob/T)

40 I like Rooster.

Posted by: Rocks at March 18, 2010 01:02 PM (Q1lie)

41 What do I think? I think these bastards won't see the error of their arrogance until the mobs are slipping the rough hemp around their traitorous necks.

Posted by: maddogg at March 18, 2010 01:03 PM (OlN4e)

42 Third Degree Coburn

Posted by: Rocks at March 18, 2010 01:03 PM (Q1lie)

43 Tom Cockburner Coborn.

Posted by: MDr VB1.0 CS1st at March 18, 2010 01:03 PM (ucq49)

44 Tom "The Doctor Is In .... your ass" Coburn.

Posted by: notropis at March 18, 2010 01:03 PM (4myGJ)

45 from sipseystreetirregulars.blogspot.com   "Funny as in weird not funny, hah ha. Here we are on the verge of a civil war and because the news media does not even recognize the validity of our grievances, and certainly never reports them, nobody thinks it is coming except the people preparing for it."

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at March 18, 2010 01:03 PM (Vu6sl)

46 Tom "the Enforcer" Coburn

Posted by: Armando at March 18, 2010 01:04 PM (nd0uY)

47 BTW - Brussels is nice in the spring.

Posted by: Jean at March 18, 2010 01:04 PM (OlnxK)

48 Tom "The Oklahoma Obstetrician" Coburn.
What?

Posted by: FUBAR at March 18, 2010 01:04 PM (1fanL)

49 Tom "Norris" Colburn ...

Posted by: Jeff at March 18, 2010 01:04 PM (1Aiyp)

50 Tom "Ronin" Coburn

Posted by: AmishDude at March 18, 2010 01:04 PM (T0NGe)

51 Chicago, Chicago my kind of town

Posted by: Dr. Strangelove at March 18, 2010 01:04 PM (0GFWk)

52 Chicago:  The New Detroit!  (fuckers)

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 18, 2010 01:04 PM (UOM48)

53 Tom 'Anka' Coburn

Posted by: Schwalbe at March 18, 2010 01:04 PM (UU0OF)

54 Tom "Flint" Coburn.  Since James "Flint" Coburn has passed on, he shouldn't mind.

Posted by: stuiec at March 18, 2010 01:04 PM (W+GYq)

55

"Slash'n Coburn"

Posted by: rdbrewer at March 18, 2010 01:04 PM (1ob/T)

56

No shit, the 'mafia name generator' came up with:

The Heartbreaker

perfect!!!

Posted by: the Butcher at March 18, 2010 01:04 PM (8g9qq)

57 Tom "Doc Savage" Coburn

Posted by: Shillelagh at March 18, 2010 01:04 PM (Oz4Bj)

58 OT:  Hey, you buttholes had two hockey threads a day during the Olympics.  How 'bout a fucking March Madness thread?

Fuckin' commies.

Posted by: FUBAR at March 18, 2010 01:05 PM (1fanL)

59 Tom MOAB Coburn. With the B standing for Biotchslappers

Posted by: Buzzsaw at March 18, 2010 01:05 PM (tf9Ne)

60 Tom "Captain America" Coburn

Posted by: MDr VB1.0 CS1st at March 18, 2010 01:06 PM (ucq49)

61 someone should name a street after him but not allow pedestrian cross walks because after all "nobody crosses Colburn and lives".

Posted by: Jeff at March 18, 2010 01:06 PM (1Aiyp)

62 Tom "Strap your feet into the stirrups and like it" Coburn.

Tom "I don't care if you call yourself a man, this is still a speculum, and I'm still going to use it" Coburn.

Posted by: notropis at March 18, 2010 01:06 PM (4myGJ)

63 Tom "Sawbones" Coburn

Posted by: Garbonzo the Garrulous at March 18, 2010 01:06 PM (w8ddH)

64 We would like to announce Tom Coburn's induction into the Inner Circle.

Posted by: Dick Cheney and Chuck Norris at March 18, 2010 01:07 PM (1ob/T)

65 Cockburn sounds nice. It's also how coburn should be spelled so it works out well.

Posted by: Johnny at March 18, 2010 01:07 PM (xVKXy)

66 DOC MAKE MY DAY.

Posted by: ParisParamus at March 18, 2010 01:07 PM (GgR+e)

67 47, concious -- thats why in the next revolution the reporters get it before the lawyers.

Posted by: Jean at March 18, 2010 01:07 PM (vb5IK)

68 I vote "Rooster" Coburn.  Firstly because of the association with John Wayne.

Secondly, because of "The Rooster."  Because, yeah, they'll come to snuff The Rooster, if they can.

Posted by: K~Bob at March 18, 2010 01:07 PM (9b6FB)

69 Tom Coburn gets a nickname when Tom Coburn follows through on his promise.

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at March 18, 2010 01:07 PM (F09Uo)

70 Cobra

Democrats are the disease. He's the cure.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at March 18, 2010 01:07 PM (5I0Yr)

71 How 'bout a fucking March Madness thread? This shit ain't crazy enough for ya?

Posted by: fluffy at March 18, 2010 01:08 PM (4Kl5M)

72 Tom Coburn starring as "Dr. Death"

Posted by: Amused Observer at March 18, 2010 01:08 PM (EioPx)

73 OT: Hey, you buttholes had two hockey threads a day during the Olympics. How 'bout a fucking March Madness thread? Fuckin' commies. Posted by: FUBAR at March 18, 2010 05:05 PM (1fanL) Sounds like your in a bad mood. What are you are an Irish fan or something?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 18, 2010 01:08 PM (0GFWk)

74 I believe Coburn is an OB/Gyn, so how about "Snatch"?

Posted by: mikeyboss at March 18, 2010 01:08 PM (YMTtc)

75 He should get his own show called The Coburn Report where he exposes the dirty bribes Democrats took. But since he's a doctor, call him "Sawbones." It's got a ring to it: Tom "Sawbones" Coburn

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at March 18, 2010 01:08 PM (mHQ7T)

76

Senator Stonewall Coburn sounds nice.

Posted by: Rat Patrol at March 18, 2010 01:08 PM (dQdrY)

77 Tom "Grown Ass Man" Coburn.

Posted by: MostlyRight at March 18, 2010 01:08 PM (0aCXd)

78 I like Tom "Cleaver" Coburn.  Cleaver Coburn.

Posted by: Mippilis at March 18, 2010 01:09 PM (VWhPF)

79 I'll give Coburn a nic when I see him cut the nuts off of some of those godamned metrosuxuals selling my freedom for favors. Talk is cheap.

Posted by: maddogg at March 18, 2010 01:09 PM (OlN4e)

80 Tom "the Tonsil Remover" Coburn

Posted by: joncelli at March 18, 2010 01:09 PM (RD7QR)

81 I'm with FUBAR, I'm tired of being OT. This is the only thing I have that takes away the pain of Obamacare

Posted by: Alex at March 18, 2010 01:09 PM (Tr7vq)

82 Coburn Kai!

Posted by: Nosferightu at March 18, 2010 01:09 PM (F/qWZ)

83

 I believe Coburn is an OB/Gyn

Sly dog.  And the legend grows.

Posted by: Dick Cheney and Chuck Norris at March 18, 2010 01:10 PM (1ob/T)

84 Cobra is good.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at March 18, 2010 01:10 PM (mHQ7T)

85 Doctors have made the switch to military commanders in the past, and done a damn fine job.

Posted by: Rat Patrol at March 18, 2010 01:10 PM (dQdrY)

86 Tom "Hardass" Coburn

Posted by: Sen. Larry Craig (R) Brokeback Mountain at March 18, 2010 01:10 PM (QKKT0)

87 And thirdly, because I'm evidently the third one to mention it.

Yeah, "Rooster" Coburn.  That's the ticket.

Posted by: K~Bob at March 18, 2010 01:10 PM (9b6FB)

88 Mongoose, they poison snakes!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 18, 2010 01:10 PM (l1qvQ)

89 Gordon working for NASA.  Good... let's put him on a rocket into the Sun.

Posted by: IreneHomerIrene at March 18, 2010 01:10 PM (MFQJZ)

90 eat=sheesh

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 18, 2010 01:11 PM (l1qvQ)

91 Tom "Firm Ass" Coburn

Posted by: Sen. Larry Craig (R) Brokeback Mountain at March 18, 2010 01:11 PM (QKKT0)

92 I'm with FUBAR, I'm tired of being OT. This is the only thing I have that takes away the pain of Obamacare

Posted by: Alex at March 18, 2010 05:09 PM (Tr7vq)

Drink more. The Soviets taught us that one.

Posted by: Rat Patrol at March 18, 2010 01:11 PM (dQdrY)

93 Tom "the Bonesaw" Coburn

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at March 18, 2010 01:11 PM (mHQ7T)

94 Tom "Shapely Ass" Coburn.  Just throwin' these things out here.

Posted by: Sen. Larry Craig (R) Brokeback Mountain at March 18, 2010 01:11 PM (QKKT0)

95 Coburn can cover my Six anytime.

Posted by: Jack Bauer at March 18, 2010 01:12 PM (Kt5vQ)

96 46 Tom "The Doctor Is In .... your ass" Coburn.

Posted by: notropis at March 18, 2010 05:03 PM (4myGJ)

I was going to suggest Tom "Charles Bronson" Coburn, but I like notropis' suggestion better.


Posted by: wooga at March 18, 2010 01:12 PM (2p0e3)

97 79 Tom "Grown Ass Man" Coburn. Posted by: MostlyRight

I like that one.

Posted by: IreneHomerIrene at March 18, 2010 01:12 PM (MFQJZ)

98 Ol "Pussychew" Coburn

Posted by: Mippilis at March 18, 2010 01:12 PM (VWhPF)

99 None of these other nic's have a built-in kickass theme song.

You know I'm right.

Posted by: K~Bob at March 18, 2010 01:12 PM (9b6FB)

100 Sounds like your in a bad mood. What are you are an Irish fan or something?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 18, 2010 05:08 PM (0GFWk)

I sacrificed my bracket and picked Notre Dame to make sure they lost.  I not only hate Notre Dame, I hate Catholics.  In fact, thanks to Touchdown Jesus, I hate Jesus.

Posted by: FUBAR at March 18, 2010 01:12 PM (1fanL)

101 How about Tom "Doc Holliday" Coburn?  This being the OK Corral, and all...

Posted by: massideas at March 18, 2010 01:12 PM (1KtTG)

102

The Ayatollah of Rock and ROLL-AH...

The Warrior of the Wasteland...

The Humongous...

Tom Coburn!

(plus his face mask the hides the scars he acquired fighting the hideous Botox weapon of the post apock-o-lips Granny Botox)!

 

 

Posted by: newguy40 at March 18, 2010 01:13 PM (kduZC)

103

Big Dick McGillacuddy (I'm still drunk from yesterday).

Posted by: motionview at March 18, 2010 01:13 PM (DtSf1)

104 Tom "Big Stick" Coburn

Posted by: Sen. Larry Craig (R) Brokeback Mountain at March 18, 2010 01:13 PM (QKKT0)

105

I'm fairly certain that the Rs will have the votes to see this threat through.  Of course, BO just makes recess appointments, so it's a hollow threat, but symbolic nonetheless

Posted by: s'moron at March 18, 2010 01:13 PM (UaxA0)

106 Tyranosaurus Tom Coburn

Posted by: MDr VB1.0 CS1st at March 18, 2010 01:13 PM (ucq49)

107 Doctors have made the switch to military commanders in the past, and done a damn fine job.

Indeed they have.

Posted by: Leonard Wood at March 18, 2010 01:13 PM (Kt5vQ)

108 69 47, concious -- thats why in the next revolution the reporters get it before the lawyers.

Posted by: Jean at March 18, 2010 05:07 PM (vb5IK)

The MSM has been an enabler to Obama and helped him perpetuate this madness.  The MSM needs to be changed or they will just follow in lock-step and support the next Obama that comes along. This is a dual-headed snake that we are dealing with.

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at March 18, 2010 01:13 PM (Vu6sl)

109 Yeah, "Rooster" Coburn.  That's the ticket.
Posted by: K~Bob

Too close to The Chicken for it to survive contact with the Dem-dems.

Posted by: Garbonzo the Garrulous at March 18, 2010 01:13 PM (w8ddH)

110

Tom  Cool Hand Coburn

 

but rooster would be good

Posted by: cannon at March 18, 2010 01:13 PM (YF+vv)

111

Gordon at NASA? I didn't realize he had a background in climatology.

Posted by: MostlyRight at March 18, 2010 01:14 PM (0aCXd)

112 Bart Gordon's office finally answered the phone after 3 days... they don't care about the constituency here in Tennessee - he's been bought.

Posted by: Joy to the whirled at March 18, 2010 01:14 PM (EZCyM)

113

The Ayatollah of Rock and ROLL-AH...

The Warrior of the Wasteland...

The Humongous...

Tom Coburn!

(plus his face mask the hides the scars he acquired fighting the hideous Botox weapon of the post apock-o-lips Granny Botox)!

Posted by: newguy40 at March 18, 2010 05:13 PM (kduZC)

You are off to an excellent start, newguy.

Posted by: FUBAR at March 18, 2010 01:14 PM (1fanL)

114 Another vote for Rooster Coburn

Posted by: Phelps at March 18, 2010 01:14 PM (o/6if)

115 sacrificed my bracket and picked Notre Dame to make sure they lost. I not only hate Notre Dame, I hate Catholics. In fact, thanks to Touchdown Jesus, I hate Jesus. Posted by: FUBAR at March 18, 2010 05:12 PM (1fanL) Ha Ha. I'm a Tar Heel Fan. Ya go North Carolina. oh wait wrong year. never Mind

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 18, 2010 01:14 PM (0GFWk)

116 Tom "Trigger" Coburn or Trigger Tom Coburn (Although "Rooster" works well too.)

Posted by: joncelli at March 18, 2010 01:15 PM (RD7QR)

117 The Untouchables w/ Tom Coburn

Posted by: Vic at March 18, 2010 01:15 PM (QrA9E)

118 Tom "One-Eyed Half-wit in a Land of Blind Idiots" Coburn

Posted by: FUBAR at March 18, 2010 01:15 PM (1fanL)

119

17  the greater larceny that is being perpetrated: the US Census.

Nah, they are just going to push amnesty through so that they have their new permanent marjority by November 2010.  That's when we start having "elections", like the Saddam Hussein & Hugo Chavez landslide re-elections.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 18, 2010 01:15 PM (cniXs)

120 Tom Brings So Much Heat The Person Standing Next To Him Gets A Coburn?

Posted by: Warden at March 18, 2010 01:16 PM (QoR4a)

121 Senator Tom "Paladin" Coburn

Posted by: Rat Patrol at March 18, 2010 01:16 PM (dQdrY)

122

I like Bonesaw and Cobra, from Tattoo.  Both work for different reasons. \

I'd propose Dr. Doom, but Marvel would sue me.


Posted by: s'moron at March 18, 2010 01:16 PM (UaxA0)

123 THE SEXECUTIONER

Posted by: Amos at March 18, 2010 01:17 PM (hGney)

124 You can make any nic close to something unpalatable.

Look what they did with "tea party".

Look, it's a trifecta:

* reminiscent of John Wayne
* has it's own kickass theme song
* "The Rooster" was about a sniper.  Coburn will take 'em out one at a time.

It's fzckin' A perfect.

Posted by: K~Bob at March 18, 2010 01:17 PM (9b6FB)

125 Tom "The non-Negotiator" Coburn

Posted by: jwbs at March 18, 2010 01:17 PM (1UeH/)

126 Since the progs have salted the earth(USA), we should call Tom the De-salinator!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 18, 2010 01:17 PM (l1qvQ)

127 Ha Ha. I'm a Tar Heel Fan. Ya go North Carolina. oh wait wrong year. never Mind

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 18, 2010 05:14 PM (0GFWk)

You have a buddy somewhere in the HQ.  You guys are kickin' and takin' in the NIT.  Your fellow Heel got this one right:  Who is the only man to hold Michael Jordan to less than 20 points a game scoring?

Posted by: FUBAR at March 18, 2010 01:17 PM (1fanL)

128 Go with The Circumcisor.

Posted by: Patrick S at March 18, 2010 01:18 PM (WOj45)

129 Posted by: Sen. Larry Craig (R) Brokeback Mountain Larry, you're embarrassing yourself.

Posted by: Barney Frank at March 18, 2010 01:18 PM (4Kl5M)

130 If the commies keep this up they will be lucky to win any districts in the House and they will lose just about every Senate up for grabs.

Damn you know people have to be pissed off when Boxer is starting to slip in CA.

Posted by: Vic at March 18, 2010 01:18 PM (QrA9E)

131 Tom "The Barbed One" Coburn

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at March 18, 2010 01:18 PM (Vu6sl)

132

Big Stick

 

Did someone say that already?

Posted by: jmflynny at March 18, 2010 01:19 PM (LyOUH)

133
These fuckers aren't even trying to hide the corruption, because they know the  jockriding msm isn't going to give this one millisecond of coverage.  Rat bastards.


NCAA thread, plz.

Posted by: Dang Straights at March 18, 2010 01:19 PM (fx8sm)

134 Chicago Delenda Est.

Posted by: Martha Coakley at March 18, 2010 01:20 PM (SOf9N)

135 I gotta cut down on the caffeine.

Posted by: K~Bob at March 18, 2010 01:20 PM (9b6FB)

136 The Pimp Generator recommends "D. Magikal Tom Skillz Coburn"

Posted by: MostlyRight at March 18, 2010 01:20 PM (0aCXd)

137 I'm not a young man any more, but I actually had to look up "rooster" and let the google autofill help me on finding Rooster Cogburn.


Not everyone's going to know why the guy's nicknamed "Rooster"


/not a fan of westerns that don't involve Clint Eastwood

Posted by: s'moron at March 18, 2010 01:20 PM (UaxA0)

138

I like "Rooster" Coburn

Howabout "Coburn the Burninator?"

Posted by: Grey Fox at March 18, 2010 01:20 PM (FTx5X)

139

76.  I believe Coburn is an OB/Gyn, so how about "Snatch"?

No, the "Snuke".  Go full South Park with it!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 18, 2010 01:21 PM (cniXs)

140 NCAA thread, plz.

Posted by: Dang Straights at March 18, 2010 05:19 PM (fx8sm)

That's sports, right?

Posted by: K~Bob at March 18, 2010 01:21 PM (9b6FB)

141

Once more with feeling.

Senator Tom "Paladin" Coburn

Posted by: Rat Patrol at March 18, 2010 01:21 PM (dQdrY)

142 * reminiscent of John Wayne
* has it's own kickass theme song
* "The Rooster" was about a sniper.  Coburn will take 'em out one at a time.

My thoughts precisely!

Posted by: grognard at March 18, 2010 01:22 PM (v0kvW)

143 76.  I believe Coburn is an OB/Gyn, so how about "Snatch"?

Tom "I've been in more pussy than you've ever seen" Coburn.

Posted by: FUBAR at March 18, 2010 01:22 PM (1fanL)

144 Tom "suck mahh balls" Coburn

Posted by: nine coconuts at March 18, 2010 01:22 PM (DHNp4)

145 I like the cut of this guy's jib.

Posted by: God at March 18, 2010 01:23 PM (1ob/T)

146 You have a buddy somewhere in the HQ. You guys are kickin' and takin' in the NIT. Your fellow Heel got this one right: Who is the only man to hold Michael Jordan to less than 20 points a game scoring? Posted by: FUBAR at March 18, 2010 05:17 PM (1fanL) the dealer at the Borgata in Las Vegas?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 18, 2010 01:23 PM (0GFWk)

147 Tom "Icepick" Coburn.

Posted by: Earl Schlobodowicz at March 18, 2010 01:23 PM (zEHWj)

148 What do I think? What do I think? I think that the time of "Blue Dogs" representing from red states is just about over. There is a reason McCain won in TN and these people just fucking don't get it and every democrat I know has or is changing to ind. Yeah, Nashville and Memphis will still stay blue but there is a whole lot of the state left. I am so mad I am going to have to stop thinking about this soon. Selfish bastards are not representing their districts at all. I hope I see them in a restaurant or somewhere around this state. I will ask them (no yell at them) that I am wondering how far up Nancy and Obama's ass they had to get to be handed their jobs.

Posted by: obamastillsucks at March 18, 2010 01:23 PM (1l2bp)

149

I'll be riding my donkey down to the Capitol for the Sunday vote.  Rahm and David will be distributing palm branches for you to wave.  Vote enthusiastically.  It's the least you can do to honor your savior.

 

Posted by: the one at March 18, 2010 01:23 PM (cEXzj)

150 Tom "I'll punch you in the baby-maker" Coburn

Posted by: jwbs at March 18, 2010 01:23 PM (1UeH/)

151 Let the "Glooge" autofill help you find the song.  Tack on "wiki" at the end and you can read about the fact it's a tribute to the writer's father, who served in Vietnam as a sniper.

Posted by: K~Bob at March 18, 2010 01:24 PM (9b6FB)

152 Tom "The Ass-Man" Coburn

Posted by: Bosk at March 18, 2010 01:24 PM (pUO5u)

153 Howz about just Rep. Tom Coburn, he earned my respect and that's hard to do with me.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 18, 2010 01:24 PM (l1qvQ)

154 Shaft.

Posted by: di butler, superflybitch at March 18, 2010 01:24 PM (S3xX1)

155 I'll be riding my donkey down to the Capitol for the Sunday vote.


I've always wondered if anyone has ever told him the entire story.  Lincoln and JFK's stories, too.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 18, 2010 01:24 PM (mR7mk)

156

I like it. I really like it.

77 He should get his own show called The Coburn Report where he exposes the dirty bribes Democrats took. But since he's a doctor, call him "Sawbones." It's got a ring to it: Tom "Sawbones" Coburn

Posted by: Skye at March 18, 2010 01:25 PM (HwMXR)

157

Senator Stonewall Coburn sounds nice.

Posted by: Rat Patrol at March 18, 2010 05:08 PM (dQdrY)

I like this best, as the public nickname.

The morons can call him Stoneballs.

Posted by: AmishDude at March 18, 2010 01:25 PM (T0NGe)

158
Notice that this isn't referred to as the Teddy Kennedy bill anymore?  I wonder if even these dimwitted jackasses realized tying it to that murdering scum was a bad idea.

Posted by: Dang Straights at March 18, 2010 01:25 PM (fx8sm)

159 OK, I'm gonna start treating every thread like it's a basketball thread.  Just like the tonsil hockey fans did.

So, did anybody see the cute, big, busty St. Mary's cheerleader?  Go St. Mary's!

Posted by: FUBAR at March 18, 2010 01:25 PM (1fanL)

Posted by: Rat Patrol at March 18, 2010 01:26 PM (dQdrY)

161 These slimy bastards are despicable.

Posted by: rplat at March 18, 2010 01:26 PM (G1ArL)

162

"Senator Tom "Paladin" Coburn"

I could get behind that based upon the theme song, but who remembers it.

Rooster is too much like chicken. 

Posted by: MDr VB1.0 CS1st at March 18, 2010 01:26 PM (ucq49)

163 Isn't it illegal to offer a job in return for a vote?

I know, I know, just thought I'd give you guys a few laughs.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at March 18, 2010 01:26 PM (ympF8)

164 Facts about Dr. Coburn.  Every baby he delivered cried immediately.  They fear his butt-slap.

Posted by: AmishDude at March 18, 2010 01:26 PM (T0NGe)

165

Tom Coburn is "The Reaper".

Posted by: sherlock at March 18, 2010 01:26 PM (FsbnY)

166 It's the Anthony Kennedy Bill now.

Posted by: jwbs at March 18, 2010 01:27 PM (1UeH/)

167 the dealer at the Borgata in Las Vegas?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 18, 2010 05:23 PM (0GFWk)

No, but I gotta remember that one.  It was Dean Smith.  Dean Smith is the correct answer.  Dean Smith.

Posted by: FUBAR at March 18, 2010 01:27 PM (1fanL)

168 Another fact about Dr. Coburn.  Infirtile women go to him and he impregnates them...WITH HIS MIND!

Posted by: AmishDude at March 18, 2010 01:28 PM (T0NGe)

169 "Sabotage"

Posted by: Editor at March 18, 2010 01:28 PM (pUfK9)

170
Vandy completely shat the bed against Murray St.

Posted by: Dang Straights at March 18, 2010 01:28 PM (fx8sm)

171 Hmmm.  The reference to being a "sniper" is gone now.  At any rate, it was still a tribute to his father, who did serve in Vietnam.  Interesting history on the tune.

Posted by: K~Bob at March 18, 2010 01:28 PM (9b6FB)

172 Tom "Cowbell" Coburn.
He can check my cervix anytime.

Posted by: mpfs at March 18, 2010 01:28 PM (iYbLN)

173 "Kickass" Coburn

Okay, kinda pedestrian.

Posted by: Vile Roman at March 18, 2010 01:29 PM (iBzKc)

174 I am still optimistic this thing dies but if not.

Once the republican's have the house, senate and WH in Jan 2013 whether or not their are 60 senators for a filibuster proof amount.

We go nuclear as was suggested on the judges in '06 & '07 and repeal this thing.  Also I believe the courts are also a very viable option.

Posted by: Hoover at March 18, 2010 01:29 PM (sD7bS)

175

A new analysis by the Joint Economic Committee and the House Ways & Means Committee minority staff estimates up to 16,500 new IRS personnel will be needed to collect, examine and audit new tax information mandated on families and small businesses in the ‘reconciliation’ bill being taken up by the U.S. House of Representatives this weekend. ...

Scores of new federal mandates and fifteen different tax increases totaling $400 billion are imposed under the Democratic House bill.  In addition to more complicated tax returns, families and small businesses will be forced to reveal further tax information to the IRS, provide proof of ‘government approvedÂ’ health care and submit detailed sales information to comply with new excise taxes.

Americans for Tax Reform has a good breakdown of the bill by the numbers



Read more at the Washington Examiner:

Posted by: willow at March 18, 2010 01:29 PM (7FgWm)

176 So, how about Murray St., huh?  #13 beats #4 Vanderbilt.  Pretty special.  And #15 Robert Morris was this close to beating #2 Villanova.  That got people talking, I'll bet.

If I had a blog, I'd start a basketball thread.  But that's just me.

Posted by: FUBAR at March 18, 2010 01:29 PM (1fanL)

177

76.  I believe Coburn is an OB/Gyn, so how about "Snatch"?

 

 

How about Tom "Spelunker" Coburn?

Posted by: Tres Nalgas at March 18, 2010 01:30 PM (vi/kY)

178 OK, I got it, Thread winner:

Cool hand Tom.

(get it, Ob/gyn... ?cold hands? )
ahh suck maah balls.

Posted by: nine coconuts at March 18, 2010 01:30 PM (DHNp4)

179 Tom "It Hurts A Lot More Going In Than Coming Out" Coburn

Posted by: nickless at March 18, 2010 01:30 PM (MMC8r)

180 tom "i'll hunt you down and make you pay" coburn

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 18, 2010 01:30 PM (ukoQM)

181
Like to see UTEP get by Butler.

Posted by: Dang Straights at March 18, 2010 01:30 PM (fx8sm)

182 Tom "Don't Fuck With Me" Coburn

Tom "I'll Drill Your Sister" Coburn

Tom "Your Ass Is Mine" Coburn

Posted by: Vile Roman at March 18, 2010 01:30 PM (iBzKc)

183 Vandy completely shat the bed against Murray St.

Posted by: Dang Straights at March 18, 2010 05:28 PM (fx8sm)

I have a friend who grew up in Nashvegas.  I keep trying to tell him it's that crazy court Vandy plays on.  They're unbeatable at home, and pitiful away.  It's because of that court, they can't adjust.

Posted by: FUBAR at March 18, 2010 01:31 PM (1fanL)

Posted by: God at March 18, 2010 01:31 PM (1ob/T)

185 Tom "Grudgefucker" Coburn

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at March 18, 2010 01:31 PM (VoetP)

186 Isn't it illegal to offer a job in return for a vote?


But isn't that exactly what Bush did in The Iraq?

Posted by: Lib Dummy at March 18, 2010 01:32 PM (5I0Yr)

187 @ 181 (get it, Ob/gyn... ?cold hands? ) ahh suck maah balls.

Tom "Suck Mah Balls" Coburn

Posted by: Vile Roman at March 18, 2010 01:32 PM (iBzKc)

188 Tom "Knee-Capper" Coburn?

Posted by: Average American at March 18, 2010 01:33 PM (UNtZS)

189 Like to see UTEP get by Butler.

Posted by: Dang Straights at March 18, 2010 05:30 PM (fx8sm)

Racist.  I was about to ask if you were rooting for NMSU.

Posted by: FUBAR at March 18, 2010 01:33 PM (1fanL)

190 Senator Coburn's weakipedia page is an interesting read, too.

The Paladin theme song can be found at hulu .com
You can watch all the episodes, too.  It's a pretty "dry" tune, though.  Very dark.

Posted by: K~Bob at March 18, 2010 01:34 PM (9b6FB)

191 "HellFire" Coburn: Entropy's Assistant

Posted by: sherlock at March 18, 2010 01:34 PM (FsbnY)

192
Damn the 7-10 matchups are killing me.

Hahaaa, take THAT notre dame!

Posted by: Dang Straights at March 18, 2010 01:34 PM (fx8sm)

193 Scorch.

Posted by: Michael Rittenhouse at March 18, 2010 01:35 PM (2QFX4)

194 Tom "Back Hand Across The Chops" Coburn

Posted by: Sparky at March 18, 2010 01:35 PM (+54jQ)

195 He got an accounting degree before becoming a doc.  So he knows how to shenaniganize stuff, and vice-versa.

Posted by: K~Bob at March 18, 2010 01:35 PM (9b6FB)

196 Statesman.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 18, 2010 01:35 PM (l1qvQ)

197 Flamethrower, because Coburn is "co-burn," or sharing the burn. A man operating a flamethrower certainly shares the burn.

Posted by: Usful Ijit at March 18, 2010 01:35 PM (ySEBp)

198 Tom "O-Negative" Coburn

Posted by: sherlock at March 18, 2010 01:36 PM (FsbnY)

199 Is Maverick taken?

Posted by: 3rd_Bird at March 18, 2010 01:36 PM (TjdBR)

200 Tom "I'll Rip Off Your Head And Piss Down Your Neck" Coburn

Posted by: Vile Roman at March 18, 2010 01:36 PM (iBzKc)

201 Coburn is the new Ghost of Sparta to me.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at March 18, 2010 01:36 PM (otlXg)

202 Rooster Coburn

Posted by: John at March 18, 2010 01:36 PM (iU9UR)

203 Okay, that was obtuse, even by my standards.

Posted by: K~Bob at March 18, 2010 01:36 PM (9b6FB)

204 Go Gaels!  St. Mary rulez!  I'm glad we have a basketball thread so we don't have to clutter up the other threads.

Posted by: FUBAR at March 18, 2010 01:36 PM (1fanL)

205 Patriot.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 18, 2010 01:37 PM (l1qvQ)

206 I like "Rooster".

But I can't believe, with all the doctor-based names, no one's suggested "Croaker" Coburn yet.

Posted by: Meiczylaw at March 18, 2010 01:37 PM (vEhUz)

207 Is Maverick taken?

Posted by: 3rd_Bird at March 18, 2010 05:36 PM (TjdBR)

Yeah, we do love us some "Maverick."

Posted by: Senator John "Maverick" Fzcking McCain at March 18, 2010 01:38 PM (9b6FB)

208 Tom "Cheney" Coburn

Posted by: FUBAR at March 18, 2010 01:38 PM (1fanL)

209 The Scalpel

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 18, 2010 01:38 PM (UOM48)

210

Tom Cornholin' Coburn

Tom "Sparky" Coburn (cause his balls drag on the ground and spark when he walks)

Posted by: runningrn at March 18, 2010 01:39 PM (CfmlF)

211 American.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 18, 2010 01:39 PM (l1qvQ)

212 OT:  Weird news of the day:  Howard Stern says he will never ever vote for another democrat.

Oh, and Tom "Maximus" Coburn

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at March 18, 2010 01:39 PM (ympF8)

213 Tom Teh Okie who'll put ya in teh Pokey Coburn?

Posted by: runningrn at March 18, 2010 01:40 PM (CfmlF)

214 Shit. Kansas State moves on.

Posted by: NCAA Thread Commenter Looking For A Home at March 18, 2010 01:40 PM (iBzKc)

215 o/t.... I know Congress schmucks have an awesome benefits package in regards to pension, insurance, etc. Does anyone know if they get Secret Service protection?

Posted by: Second Ammendment at March 18, 2010 01:40 PM (UNW+D)

216 Oh, and, as long as we're going OT without shame:  Jesse James is a fucking idiot.  You don't cheat on Sandra Bullock with a stupid bitch who has a tattooed forehead.

Posted by: FUBAR at March 18, 2010 01:40 PM (1fanL)

217 Coburn is the new Ghost of Sparta to me.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at March 18, 2010 05:36 PM (otlXg)

Tom "Leonidas" Coburn?

Posted by: Rat Patrol at March 18, 2010 01:40 PM (dQdrY)

218 Tom "Leonides" Coburn

Posted by: runningrn at March 18, 2010 01:41 PM (CfmlF)

219 Obama and his merry band of gangsters are destroying the entire nation. For the rest of the country there is no representation or consideration. This poor sick Republic is about to break apart.

Posted by: rplat at March 18, 2010 01:41 PM (G1ArL)

220 Tom "Poke Your Eye Out And Fuck The Skull" Coburn

Or is that too subtle?

Posted by: Vile Roman at March 18, 2010 01:41 PM (iBzKc)

221

Tommaaayyyyyy!

Posted by: Timmy at March 18, 2010 01:41 PM (TjdBR)

222 Drat you Rat Patrol!  Curse your faster fingers!

Posted by: runningrn at March 18, 2010 01:41 PM (CfmlF)

223 Tom "I'm gonna dip my balls in your pudding" Coburn

too long I know but as an homage to this site.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at March 18, 2010 01:42 PM (tf9Ne)

224 My Congress-bitch  Markey just flipped from No to Yes - what the fuck is wrong with these people?

Posted by: Terry at March 18, 2010 01:42 PM (Vui52)

225 Tom "Leonidas" Coburn?


Didn't Leonidas lose?

Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 18, 2010 01:43 PM (mR7mk)

226 @ 220 Jesse James is a fucking idiot.  You don't cheat on Sandra Bullock with a stupid bitch who has a tattooed forehead.

Jesse James is a fucking idiot regardless of cheating on Sandra Bullock. That's just more evidence.

Posted by: Vile Roman at March 18, 2010 01:43 PM (iBzKc)

227 228,

They're democrat progs, never trust anything about them.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 18, 2010 01:43 PM (l1qvQ)

228 "But I can't believe, with all the doctor-based names, no one's suggested 'Croaker' Coburn yet."

Hmmm.  The french slang term croque-mort means undertaker.

The antonym could be croque-vie?

Posted by: Senator John at March 18, 2010 01:43 PM (9b6FB)

229 Tom "JAMES" Coburn. Always thought James Coburn was cool. Or Tom "BRICK-TOP" Coburn?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 18, 2010 01:44 PM (9Cooa)

230 227 Cool fact about Tom f'in Coburn: His balls are so big he dips them in your pudding. Howzat?

Posted by: fluffy at March 18, 2010 01:44 PM (4Kl5M)

231 Tom "Cockblocker" Coburn

Posted by: Unclefacts, Purveyor of Fine Meteors at March 18, 2010 01:44 PM (erIg9)

232 Didn't Leonidas lose?

Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 18, 2010 05:43 PM (mR7mk)

Not really. Their stand broke the Persians will.

Posted by: Rat Patrol at March 18, 2010 01:44 PM (dQdrY)

Posted by: God at March 18, 2010 01:45 PM (1ob/T)

234 Jesse James is a fucking idiot regardless of cheating on Sandra Bullock. That's just more evidence.

Posted by: Vile Roman at March 18, 2010 05:43 PM (iBzKc)

Yeah.  I mean, she's no Einstein for laying down with that dog, but still, have you seen the chick he was dorking?  I've met hot tattooed chicks.  She ain't.

Posted by: FUBAR at March 18, 2010 01:45 PM (1fanL)

235

216  OT:  Weird news of the day:  Howard Stern says he will never ever vote for another democrat.

Back up a second there.  Did he say its because of the slaughter/zerocare shenanigans?  That could be huge since his audience probably watches the msm, and is only getting the pravad propaganda.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 18, 2010 01:46 PM (cniXs)

236 Tom "Patton" Coburn

Posted by: MDr VB1.0 CS1st at March 18, 2010 01:46 PM (ucq49)

237 So the upsets are coming fast and furious.  Oh by the way, for the AoSHQ competition, we were supposed to pick the losers, right? 

I can't wait for UAPB to take it to Duke.

Posted by: FUBAR at March 18, 2010 01:46 PM (1fanL)

238 Tom "Pain Managment" Coburn

Posted by: God at March 18, 2010 01:46 PM (1ob/T)

239

Teh Sledgehammer (I can hear Peter Gabriel doing the vocals)

Teh Exterminator (geez, I can't get DeLay out of my head!)

Posted by: runningrn at March 18, 2010 01:47 PM (CfmlF)

240 Dr. No

Posted by: BrianA at March 18, 2010 01:47 PM (Ku5eO)

241 Drat you Rat Patrol!  Curse your faster fingers!

Posted by: runningrn at March 18, 2010 05:41 PM (CfmlF)

It was only possible because I have studied your awesome blog-fu technique.

Posted by: Rat Patrol at March 18, 2010 01:47 PM (dQdrY)

242 sock away

Posted by: rdbrewer at March 18, 2010 01:47 PM (1ob/T)

243

 Jesse James is a fucking idiot. 

We needed more evidence that this guy was dumb???? 

C'Mon.

Also:

Tom "No Fluff" Coburn.  Because he don't need no help gettin' it up.

Posted by: garrett at March 18, 2010 01:47 PM (dUYgC)

244 Godfatherfucker

Posted by: robotwhisper at March 18, 2010 01:47 PM (EiH7n)

245 http://tinyurl.com/yfk2fuo

This deserves a lot of national attention. Massachusetts, the model for ObamaCare, is suffering massive financial failure of its health care system.

Surprise, surprise.

Posted by: epobirs at March 18, 2010 01:47 PM (Bk4z/)

246 Literally, an old crock. Where you get put when you die, I suppose.

So you could squint at the birth canal and think of it a new crock, where you come from when born.

Croque-vie.

Doesn't have the right resonance though.  Heh, resonance: another french word.

Posted by: K~Bob at March 18, 2010 01:48 PM (9b6FB)

247 Coburn was an Ob/Gyn? Tom "The Speculum" Coburn.

Posted by: Stirner at March 18, 2010 01:48 PM (0eoKz)

248 But I can't believe, with all the doctor-based names, no one's suggested "Croaker" Coburn yet.

Posted by: Meiczylaw at March 18, 2010 05:37 PM (vEhUz)

Tom "I Don't Cut Off Feet or Remove Tonsils Just for the Money, But in Your Case, You Democrat Weasels, I Am Willing to Make an Exception" Coburn.

Posted by: stuiec at March 18, 2010 01:48 PM (W+GYq)

249

 

If you put yourself in BarkyÂ’s shoes for a second, its immediately clear how this gets done as well as why he cancelled his overseas trip.  If all he needs is a handful of votes then itÂ’s just a question of bargaining with the individual hold out congressman for which particular administration job they want.  All the congressman has to fear from us is the loss of his seat.  The president can give him a promise of an appointment (that doesnÂ’t require senate confirmation) to something better than congressman (and just about anythingÂ’s better than that because when youÂ’re a high ranking bureaucrat the constant necessity of fundraising attached to the old job ends).  So for us, itÂ’s really game over.  And this is what we get for nominating people like John McCain and Bob Dole for the top slot. 

 

 

Posted by: OldBrokeDick at March 18, 2010 01:49 PM (tICTz)

250 Tom "JAMES" Coburn. Always thought James Coburn was cool.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 18, 2010 05:44 PM (9Cooa)

And again I say: Tom "Flint" Coburn, after James Coburn's coolest character.

Posted by: stuiec at March 18, 2010 01:50 PM (W+GYq)

251

Why is it nearly 6pm and there's no fng bball thread?

Seriously, in the grand scheme of things, this clearly is low on the totem poll.

But it's the only thing keeping some of us sane.

ps....my brackets are jacked up already

Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 18, 2010 01:51 PM (FZvtJ)

252

Some great nics here....  My favorite is Tom "The Scalpel" Coburn

although "Rooster" aint bad.

 

Posted by: Cheri at March 18, 2010 01:51 PM (G+Wff)

253 Tom " The Glove Man" Coburn

Posted by: Thomas at March 18, 2010 01:51 PM (F85dh)

254 Okay, I've leaned on you folks for my moral support (and thanks, LauraW for helping us relax!) enough for today.

I gotta go bring in the dog, who's conversing a bit loudly with the neighbors' dogs.  Have fun discussin them baskets ball tournequets or whatever ya call 'em.

And remember.  "Rooster."  Yeah, that's the ticket.

Posted by: K~Bob at March 18, 2010 01:52 PM (9b6FB)

255 The Assassin

Posted by: Cicero at March 18, 2010 01:53 PM (QKKT0)

256 We are currently setting up a shelter for battered Democrats.

We know that many members of the House of Representatives have been abused by their leadership and don't see a way out.  We of the GOP will provide them with shelter, a place to stay and no questions asked.

We know that it's difficult to get out of an abusive relationship. They say they are sorry, they even try to buy you trinkets, but ultimately, the abuse gets worse.

We ask you to end the cycle of political violence.  Don't let these thugs hurt you again.  It's not too late.

Posted by: Things Michael Steele should say at March 18, 2010 01:53 PM (T0NGe)

257

Rooster Coburn... no one more bad-azz-get-the-job-done than John Wayne..

Posted by: moms at March 18, 2010 01:53 PM (Icsyy)

258  Corruption and cronyism.

 ...and we all think that it's normal, acceptable behavior...or  is it merely, 'Hell, we can't change it, so we just as well keep an eye on it."

 

Posted by: Warren Bonesteel at March 18, 2010 01:57 PM (ZV4dD)

259 Coburn highlight reel from his days with the Houston Oilers.

Posted by: rdbrewer at March 18, 2010 01:59 PM (1ob/T)

260 If his threats carry the day, it'd be fitting to call him "Terminator"

Posted by: franksalterego at March 18, 2010 01:59 PM (+6fgE)

261 Anyone got the upshot on rope futures?

Posted by: Barbarian at March 18, 2010 02:00 PM (EL+OC)

262 Festus

Posted by: Chuckdpi at March 18, 2010 02:00 PM (WSEFQ)

263

Tom Coburn's angry rhetoric is preventing the country from moving forward on Amnesty and Cap 'n Trade....

P.S.  F**k you, conservative South Carolinians

Posted by: LINDSEY GRAHAM at March 18, 2010 02:00 PM (cEXzj)

264 Sh*t.   I worked really hard on that Constitution, too.   

Posted by: James Madison at March 18, 2010 02:02 PM (cEXzj)

265 Sh*t.   I worked really hard on that Constitution, too.   

Posted by: James Madison at March 18, 2010 06:02 PM (cEXzj)

We made a copy. Ours isn't covered in shit.

Posted by: Texas at March 18, 2010 02:05 PM (dQdrY)

266 I'm not sure taking over Nasa is a good job at the moment. Knowing the folks at the Kennedy Space Center right now, they would string him up.

Posted by: Mrs. Compton at March 18, 2010 02:07 PM (NaJ/S)

267 Question for ya'll. We just got our census today. I'm thinking heavily of not sending it in. Anyone else?

Posted by: Mrs. Compton at March 18, 2010 02:08 PM (NaJ/S)

268

They are going to dick with the census numbers anyway. Fill it out. History might find the real numbers interesting some day.

Posted by: Rat Patrol at March 18, 2010 02:10 PM (dQdrY)

269 I'll make it 8th or 9th (or whatever) for "Rooster".

Posted by: Bhagwani at March 18, 2010 02:11 PM (yDAVO)

270 Dr. Tom "Watchtower Bullhorn" Coburn

Posted by: penileimplanter at March 18, 2010 02:11 PM (HBqDo)

271 Very late and based on an old internet meme, but I still prefer to call him Tom "We Interrupt This Programme" Coburn (after a song by a house band also named Coburn).  Song is on Youtube in my sig.

Posted by: Guy of Gisbourne at March 18, 2010 02:11 PM (hA3Vp)

272 I like The F*cking Doctor (as in Analyze This).

Posted by: TxDan at March 18, 2010 02:11 PM (16z9+)

273 "Coburn" is good. Other Congresscritters need to aspire to Coburn as a nickname.

Hey, Republicans? Why is Coburn out there by his lonesome? Why aren't every single blessed one of you spineless wimps not denouncing, not just this bill, but the Commie thugs pressing it? And not just in press conferences, but on the Floor?

This thing passes, and every one of you who allows it to happen, much more votes for it, will go down in history as a member of the Congress that finally destroyed America. No one will care or remember how you voted, only that you were there.


Posted by: DJMoore at March 18, 2010 02:14 PM (auErC)

274 From now on conservative politicians need to rated in Coburn Units. Like Grahm would be a 0.01 C.U.

Posted by: Rat Patrol at March 18, 2010 02:17 PM (dQdrY)

275 Check out Rep. Paul Broun (R-GA) on Gateway Pundit.  He's an MD and as fired up as Coburn.  And he came down like a hammer on Nancy.  Awesome.

Posted by: ACORN lolcat at March 18, 2010 02:19 PM (UOM48)

276 Tom "Shitstorm Weatherman" Coburn

Posted by: acculeather.bom at March 18, 2010 02:21 PM (HBqDo)

277

Other Congresscritters need to aspire to Coburn as a nickname.

Exactly.  I was thinking about calling myself RD "Coburn" Brewer.

Posted by: rdbrewer at March 18, 2010 02:21 PM (1ob/T)

278 stupid sock.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 18, 2010 02:21 PM (UOM48)

279 recess appointments are just as good

Posted by: Andy Rand at March 18, 2010 02:27 PM (mhD2v)

280 Tom "Mongoose" Coburn

What more tenacious, crafty and deadly fighter would you send into a pit of venom spitting snakes?

Posted by: timajin at March 18, 2010 02:28 PM (j/F2S)

281 "The Equalizer"

Posted by: ace at March 18, 2010 02:30 PM (i6ROy)

282 291 Dick Cheney's cock?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 18, 2010 02:31 PM (UOM48)

283

"Slow Burn"

Posted by: ThrilloftheVO at March 18, 2010 02:38 PM (OqVvg)

284 "The Punisher"? It might come to that...

Posted by: Golem14 at March 18, 2010 02:38 PM (2X8VA)

285 What more tenacious, crafty and deadly fighter would you send into a pit of venom spitting snakes?

Posted by: timajin at March 18, 2010 06:28 PM (j/F2S)

Well personally, I'd use napalm.

Posted by: Rat Patrol at March 18, 2010 02:45 PM (dQdrY)

286 Doc Slaughter

Posted by: undoit at March 18, 2010 02:51 PM (RtSeE)

287

I am late to this party so I don't have the time to read all 260+ comments but how bout Tom Coblogger. 

 

 

Posted by: blaster at March 18, 2010 02:51 PM (su3hy)

288 John Tanner's office denies any vote trading and I believe them. Bart- you slippery weasel - don't come back to Tennessee ever again - not even to go to Dollywood. You'll be identified by your beady little eyes and have you ass promptly kicked. You're supposed to represent TENNESSEE the home of Davy Crockett and Andrew "one man makes a majority" Jackson. Fess Parker dead today - poetic.

Posted by: pivey at March 18, 2010 02:52 PM (4JT7Z)

289

"Senator Tom "Paladin" Coburn"

I could get behind that based upon the theme song, but who remembers it.

Rooster is too much like chicken. 

Posted by: MDr VB1.0 CS1st

And the problem with that is.....?

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 18, 2010 02:54 PM (1O93r)

290 How about just "The Honorable Senator Snake Plissken"?

Posted by: Russ from Winterset at March 18, 2010 02:58 PM (/MEFr)

291 Tom "Vinnie Falcone" Coburn.

Posted by: Lipstick at March 18, 2010 03:01 PM (b+nOT)

292
Tom "Genghis Khan" Coburn
Tom "The Hangman" Coburn


But someone beat me to "The Reaper" which is loads better.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 18, 2010 03:02 PM (I/MqP)

293 Tom "Chestburster" Coburn

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 18, 2010 03:03 PM (I/MqP)

294 Tom "Bone Crusher" Coburn.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at March 18, 2010 03:04 PM (JltX3)

295 [167]

Ditto.

Tom The Reaper Coburn


Posted by: CPT. Charles at March 18, 2010 03:04 PM (lYKj1)

296 His special maneuver would most definitely be called The C-Section "disemboweling cunts like a f'n hammer"

Posted by: maloderous at March 18, 2010 03:04 PM (xX4fQ)

297 Tom "Tripod" Coburn!

Posted by: Tres Nalgas at March 18, 2010 03:05 PM (vi/kY)

298 Tom "Kevorkian" Coburn, 'cause he's going to kill the bill?

Posted by: Grimaldi at March 18, 2010 03:16 PM (UNtZS)

299

Let's get a pool going.  Perhaps if we get enough hard, cold cash in a pile, we could buy a democrat of our own.  Or two, even.   All they would have to do to claim the loot is promise Nancy a yes vote and then renege at vote time, thus killing this piece of crap for now.  And I'm not talking about campaign cash, I'm talking flat out hookers-and-blow and a very fast car cash.  Who's with me?

Perhaps it's too late to collect enough for these guys, who throw around billions like I throw singles.  But  it was a good thought,wasn't it?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 18, 2010 03:18 PM (Poe30)

300 "Hannibal" Coburn

Tom "Doctor of Democracy" Coburn

"Afterburner"

Tom "Cut Man" Coburn

"The Wall"

Code Blue Coburn


Posted by: FormerHostage at March 18, 2010 03:20 PM (kYds0)

301 The Muscles in Brussels

Posted by: KZnextzone at March 18, 2010 03:20 PM (58RSm)

302

54 "new" Detroit?  It's been going Detroit for the past 20 years, at least.  More like the "not so new" Detroit, or "third in line to be Detroit if Detroit ceases to exist".

I like Tom Third Degree Coburn... kinda catchy.

Posted by: unknown jane at March 18, 2010 03:22 PM (5/yRG)

303 "Rooster" and "The Scalpel" are good, but I can hardly believe I'm all the way down to 300+ replies here and I'm the first to nominate....

Tom "What?-You-Think-Cheney-Was-The-Only-Guy-There-on-The-Night-of-the-Sodomizing-Cougar-Man" Coburn.

Posted by: azlibertarian at March 18, 2010 03:32 PM (fGtbP)

304 "Cutter" Coburn

Posted by: Z as in Jersey at March 18, 2010 03:38 PM (pMTS3)

Posted by: ontherocks at March 18, 2010 03:52 PM (HBqDo)

306 "The Amazing Dr. Clitterhouse" -- Google it.

Posted by: Z as in Jersey at March 18, 2010 03:52 PM (pMTS3)

307 Termlimitinator.

Posted by: km at March 18, 2010 03:54 PM (ec11r)

308

I believe Senator Coburn had some experience on a cattle ranch in Oklahoma.

He knows all about how to geld young bull calves.  He'll be waiting for these two Democratic bribees with a gelding knife in hand.  He doesn't need a nickname--he's got the blade.

Posted by: Mike Myers at March 18, 2010 03:58 PM (ktYjH)

309

Cause and effect.

Tom "The Punisher" Coburn it is.

Posted by: Overwatch at March 18, 2010 04:03 PM (q5k6l)

310 Common Sense Coburn.

'nuff said.
Eric

Posted by: Eric Essig at March 18, 2010 04:10 PM (xGfIo)

311

Tom "YOU'RE ALL ON FUCKING NOTICE" Coburn.

 

Ala Paul Anka

Posted by: StrategicCorporalUSMC at March 18, 2010 04:11 PM (Nir5A)

312 This seems like a pretty poor exchange to me: lose your job as a congressman for a 2 year cabinet job under Obama? I don't think so.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 18, 2010 04:18 PM (PQY7w)

313

If this bill passes it will be the gift that keeps on giving to those who aren't liberal.  Keep the mops handy to clean up the blood before the next group of libs get wheeled in.  The Democratic party will be paying for this for years - not a bad result.

Coburn is a stud.

 

Posted by: gordo at March 18, 2010 04:23 PM (OaZkP)

314 Tom "YOU'RE ALL ON FUCKING NOTICE" Coburn.

Winner.

Posted by: Steve L. at March 18, 2010 04:26 PM (mIIVr)

315 Brussels? I refer to it as French occupied Flanders.

Posted by: Marionette de Chausette at March 18, 2010 04:27 PM (PBTsv)

316 Rooster is clever; but I love scalpel!

Posted by: bbh at March 18, 2010 04:58 PM (U8m0N)

317 who the f*ck would want to work for a pos, i'm so pissed tonight, i hate them

Posted by: madamex at March 18, 2010 05:08 PM (+kRu8)

318  Jesse James is a fucking idiot.

I was married to a guy like him, they have the "I'm think I'm getting away with something," look in their eyes. F*cking soulless.

Posted by: madamex at March 18, 2010 05:10 PM (+kRu8)

319 Actually Coburn already has a cool knickname. He is 'Dr. No' because he won't allow appropriation bills to pass uncontested to committee unless there are taxes or budget cuts to pay for them. OK has the best tandem of senators in the U.S. bar none.

Posted by: fat frank at March 18, 2010 05:41 PM (KhKd4)

320 Read on another blog somewhere a person called Tanner's office and they know nothing about this, and this was the first they had heard of it.

Posted by: 88Cid at March 18, 2010 06:37 PM (yM/qQ)

321 Coburnator

Posted by: davidb at March 18, 2010 08:49 PM (wmre6)

322 Rooster Coburn would describe him to a T .....

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323 Tom Coburn Slayer of Dreams

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