February 12, 2010
— Ace Enduring pain and embarrassment, just to give her husband a special Valentine's Day gift.
She wanted to cut and dye her "lower hair," as she calls it, into the shape of a Valentine. Hey, it's her husband. She's allowed (and encouraged) to be kinky.
Andrew Sullivan does that with his backhair, I hear.
I think she got the idea from The Man With Two Brains.
Check out the small appearance by Jeffrey Coombs of Reanimator/From Beyond semi-fame.
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Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at February 12, 2010 02:35 PM (cniXs)
Posted by: Helen Thomas at February 12, 2010 02:35 PM (44J/C)
Posted by: Warden at February 12, 2010 02:36 PM (QoR4a)
Posted by: Helen Thomas at February 12, 2010 06:35 PM (44J/C)
All five of my senses just went dead.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2010 02:36 PM (B+qrE)
Barney Frank also wanted to die the hair around his cooter red in honor of Valentine's Day, but was stopped when he couldn't find his cooter under his protruding stomach.
Posted by: Fish at February 12, 2010 02:36 PM (M5t+h)
Posted by: ace at February 12, 2010 02:37 PM (jlvw3)
Also, fox said there was a shooting at the university of Alabama at a biology dept meeting by a middle aged woman???? they weren't sure of any of this though so it could change.
Posted by: curious at February 12, 2010 02:38 PM (p302b)
I guess that competing with your hubby's pornstar ex-wife is tough.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 12, 2010 02:39 PM (I/MqP)
If Sandra really wanted to make a statement, she would die her monkey green for St. Patrick's Day so the leprechaun's can find their way home.
Posted by: Fish at February 12, 2010 02:39 PM (M5t+h)
When are the Ladies going to learn?
You want to do something nice for your husband?
Ask your best friend, politely, to blow him.
Posted by: Patrick Kennedy at February 12, 2010 02:40 PM (zhBmq)
Posted by: SuperMag at February 12, 2010 02:40 PM (WcWYZ)
Posted by: Uncle Jed at February 12, 2010 02:41 PM (eKgqT)
Now I'm picturing Sandra Bullock's crotch with the bright red, rashy, zit upon zit complection of a teenage pizza delivery boy's face.
Thanks.
Posted by: Dang at February 12, 2010 02:41 PM (UA4gE)
whoops 3 am sockpuppetoff!
back to catching up to ace's prolific friday. Must have got himself some fresh hobo blood since Wed.
Posted by: garrett at February 12, 2010 02:42 PM (zhBmq)
Posted by: willow at February 12, 2010 02:42 PM (7FgWm)
Well, well, well, I learn so much at this smart military blog!
I think I'll stick to #5... and nice steak.
;-)
Posted by: Y-not at February 12, 2010 02:43 PM (sey23)
The shooting happened Friday afternoon in the university's Shelby Center, a science building. University police secured the building and students were cleared from it."
Posted by: curious at February 12, 2010 02:43 PM (p302b)
Well thanks a lot Ace. Now anything I give genghis for Valentine's Day is going to seem second rate since I wasn't willing to burn my ladybits in his honor.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at February 12, 2010 02:44 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Satan, lord of Andrew Sullivan at February 12, 2010 02:44 PM (JrRME)
Posted by: John Smith at February 12, 2010 02:44 PM (8zQxF)
Krautnammer not on Special Report, therefore, it's a bust!
Posted by: Fish at February 12, 2010 06:40 PM (M5t+h)"
I heard he couldn't make it into the studio cause of weather conditions there.
Posted by: curious at February 12, 2010 02:44 PM (p302b)
er, not me of course
Posted by: willow at February 12, 2010 06:43 PM (7FgWm)
Sure Miss Gillette Young Gun.
Posted by: Fish at February 12, 2010 02:45 PM (M5t+h)
Update at 6:29 p.m. ET: WAFF, citing authorities, confirms that a female faculty member pulled out a gun and began shooting after learning she was denied tenure. She has not yet been identified.
I'll save my smart-assed comments for now.
Posted by: Y-not, former faculty member from a biology department at February 12, 2010 02:45 PM (sey23)
I shave my junk in the shape of a Gibson Flying V. Had a fretboard tattooed on my dingus. Looks great. The old lady says it looks like a guitar laying on a bean bag chair. So I dyed the boys orange. Awesome.
Posted by: Dang at February 12, 2010 02:46 PM (UA4gE)
after learning she was denied tenure
Posted by: Y-not, former faculty member from a biology department at February 12, 2010 06:45 PM (sey23)
It was those nasty dissected frogs that denied her tenure, or so she believed.
Posted by: Fish at February 12, 2010 02:47 PM (M5t+h)
DWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET DWEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
Urban legend warning.
Sandra doesn't have any "lower hair".
I know this for a FACT.
Posted by: gus at February 12, 2010 02:48 PM (Vqruj)
Dang, I have the GIBSON EXPLORER. It has a similar scratchy sound to the SG or the FLYING V, but when I'm done, playing, I like to EXPLORE.
Posted by: gus at February 12, 2010 02:50 PM (Vqruj)
Posted by: Kensington at February 12, 2010 02:51 PM (BGpfF)
Willow, it hasn't grown back since Wednesday. She's not a freakin CH, CH, CH, CHIA.
Posted by: gus at February 12, 2010 02:51 PM (Vqruj)
Posted by: Johnny at February 12, 2010 02:52 PM (xVKXy)
Charles has been in traffic for an hour and a half.
Posted by: curious at February 12, 2010 02:52 PM (p302b)
She's not a freakin CH, CH, CH, CHIA.
Posted by: gus at February 12, 2010 06:51 PM (Vqruj)
Jesse James forgot to water the poon!
Posted by: Fish at February 12, 2010 02:53 PM (M5t+h)
Good for her (and her husband, of course).
But is this something the public really needs to know?
Posted by: malclave at February 12, 2010 02:54 PM (W1Ndc)
So how many months did she let the thatch grow in order to have enough uhm, bushes, to shave into a heart shape?
I'm thinking it was more the "3 acre woods" than the "enchanted forest", even if a river does run through it...
Posted by: Lokki at February 12, 2010 02:54 PM (gE65f)
Posted by: curious at February 12, 2010 02:54 PM (p302b)
Charles has been in traffic for an hour and a half.
Posted by: curious at February 12, 2010 06:52 PM (p302b)
The Kraut will just give it up and roll on home.
Posted by: Fish at February 12, 2010 02:54 PM (M5t+h)
Posted by: Vile Roman at February 12, 2010 02:54 PM (iBzKc)
Posted by: Helen Thomas at February 12, 2010 06:35 PM (44J/C)
A heart, Helen. Not a swastika. Slightly different effect.
Posted by: FUBAR at February 12, 2010 02:55 PM (1fanL)
Posted by: madamex at February 12, 2010 02:55 PM (/2SRv)
There has been a shooting on campus. The shooter has been apprehended. The campus is closed tonight. Everyone is encouraged to go home. Classes are cancelled for tonight. Any additional cancellations or changes will be announced as they become available. There is a Command Center set up at Madison Hall Room 109. Counselors are available in University Center Rooms 125, 126 and 127 for anyone who wishes to speak with a counselor."
Posted by: curious at February 12, 2010 02:58 PM (p302b)
Lucky fucker -- I hope he appreciates it.
Posted by: Vile Roman at February 12, 2010 06:54 PM (iBzKc)
One of the lesson in my life is that if you see a pretty or beautiful woman, there is a man somewhere who gave up fucking her because she's a bitch.
Posted by: Fish at February 12, 2010 02:58 PM (M5t+h)
Posted by: Sam at February 12, 2010 02:59 PM (Cxsey)
Posted by: Zombie Telly Savalas at February 12, 2010 02:59 PM (iBzKc)
Posted by: learingfromthecorner at February 12, 2010 03:00 PM (P1vpT)
Posted by: This is boner at February 12, 2010 06:58 PM (UUkhk)
Dogma; it made Chris Rock very very unfunny. Also anything Eddie Murphy's done in the last decade.
Posted by: Captain Hate at February 12, 2010 03:00 PM (ypGDY)
NYT SATURDAY: White House officials are searching for ways for Obama to 'use executive powers to advance energy, environmental and other policy priorities'... Developing...
Posted by: mrp at February 12, 2010 03:01 PM (HjPtV)
Most sequels are awful. Indeed, anything the producers lazily stick a roman numeral II after the original name is most likely trash. The Godfather, Part II, excepted.
For example: Airplane II
Posted by: This is boner at February 12, 2010 03:02 PM (UUkhk)
Posted by: Vile Roman at February 12, 2010 03:02 PM (iBzKc)
Sandra .... Haven't you heard of Adult body markers in every color of crayola and let your hubby draw hearts wherever he wants? geez.
Posted by: paranoid polly at February 12, 2010 03:02 PM (r7Vc3)
Whomever said bald is beautiful never heard of Kojak.
Posted by: Fish at February 12, 2010 06:43 PM (M5t+h)
Fish, btw Kojak was sexy as heck.
Posted by: willow at February 12, 2010 06:57 PM (7FgWm)
Willow, the joke was about a bald cooter and not Kojak, although his head did somewhat resemble a working girl's flounder who flat backed at the Mustang Ranch in Nevada.
Posted by: Fish at February 12, 2010 03:03 PM (M5t+h)
Posted by: kelley in virginia at February 12, 2010 03:03 PM (/5STN)
Posted by: Countrysquire at February 12, 2010 03:04 PM (0HdbA)
Clearcutting is the 2nd best gift a lady can give.
Posted by: learingfromthecorner at February 12, 2010 03:04 PM (P1vpT)
Posted by: kelley in virginia at February 12, 2010 03:04 PM (/5STN)
holy shit DOGMA was fucking terrible!
Comedy Central used to air that dumb movie at least twice a month. Boring. Boring. Boring. It was so bad it made John Travolta's/Andie McDummy's MICHAEL seem good by comparison.
Posted by: This is boner at February 12, 2010 03:04 PM (UUkhk)
Posted by: kelley in virginia at February 12, 2010 03:05 PM (/5STN)
Posted by: learingfromthecorner at February 12, 2010 03:06 PM (P1vpT)
it's stupid
why the surprise that it didn't feel good? getting bleach on a "nonsensitive" part of the body hurts. what an idiot.
Posted by: bud at February 12, 2010 03:06 PM (fNYhc)
Posted by: willow at February 12, 2010 03:06 PM (7FgWm)
Posted by: Vile Roman at February 12, 2010 03:09 PM (iBzKc)
Posted by: Original Mikey at February 12, 2010 03:11 PM (TJoID)
Why-oh-why have I done this? Valentines shmalentines. Jessie would have sex with me if I hadnÂ’t bathed in a week so itÂ’s not like I need to spruce it up.
Please Lord, give me the strength to withstand the pain of my hair being burned off of my privates so that I can go forth unto this Valentines day with a clean, porno vajj. Thank you, Lord.”
Posted by: Sandra Bullock at February 12, 2010 03:11 PM (Dxfei)
Posted by: Josh Reiter at February 12, 2010 03:11 PM (Cu8Iw)
Fish, , I'm a little slow at times. (most) but i'll share my wine in good faith
Posted by: willow at February 12, 2010 07:06 PM (7FgWm)
Nonsense. You're on this thread, and it's reserved for bright conservatives. Or on occasion, liberals enter to kick our butts. After the ass kicking, they return to Daily Kos, Zsa Zsa Puffington's site, or slink back into mommy's basement for dinner.
Posted by: Fish at February 12, 2010 03:11 PM (M5t+h)
"It's great to actually see it hit the market, and the sooner the better," Bishop said. "My colleagues think it will change the face of tissue culture. It will allow us, as researchers, to not live in the lab and control our tissue culture conditions, including the sensitive cultures including those like adult stem cells.
"The conditions to differentiate those have to be exact, and the incubator will help that."
Tired of applying 1920s science to the rapidly advancing work of biotechnology, Bishop approached her husband ... about inventing a portable cell incubator. Together, she and Anderson designed a sealed, self-contained cell incubation system that is mobile and eliminates many of the problems with cultivating tissues in the fragile environment of the petri dish.
It also has its own on-board computer that maintains and regulates the incubator, allowing tighter control of the cell environment."
Posted by: curious at February 12, 2010 03:13 PM (p302b)
Posted by: This is boner at February 12, 2010 07:04 PM (UUkhk)
Any time senile fuck George Carlin (Rest in Hell) has one of the funnier parts in a movie, you know you're enduring having your head enclosed in a bag of dogshit. I think the only funny line in the whole thing was when Jay said that he liked to hang around abortion clinics to meet loose women; that briefly kept me from fantasizing on ways to torture and kill Silent Bob (Kevin Smith).for producing that waste of time. The final disgusting feature of the turd: MATT DAMON
Posted by: Captain Hate at February 12, 2010 03:17 PM (ypGDY)
Well, that may explain quite a lot. I checked her pubs on Medline and they seem pretty sparse, but if she was an entrepreneurially-minded faculty member and had patents, she may have been told that those would make up for the pubs.
Posted by: Y-not, former faculty member from a biology department at February 12, 2010 03:21 PM (sey23)
I agree if she's the one who brought it up.
If she went to the doctor for some ointment for the burn part she might have figured it was better to just laugh it off instead of letting rumors fly. Heck, my aunt ended up "pregnant" because a neighbor saw a guy drive his truck down the road one way one day and back the other way the next day. She also ended up "pregnant" because someone saw her go into the hospital in town. She's diabetic. I think I was "pregnant" once because someone saw my mom buying diapers after I'd left home. They were for an abandoned lamb being kept in the house. My cousin ended up "lesbian" because another girl from our town happened to see her on the other side of the country in the vicinity of some lesbian conference. (Which was apparently in the vicinity of the "girl's coach and PE teacher" conference she herself was attending entirely by chance.)
I think that being a celebrity must be a little bit like living in a very small town.
Posted by: Synova at February 12, 2010 03:27 PM (NTu5Z)
Son, it ain't even in the top five....
Posted by: notropis at February 12, 2010 03:32 PM (Rwnmu)
Posted by: runningrn at February 12, 2010 03:33 PM (CfmlF)
Jesse James' Valentine card to her has a dancing Hot Dog on the front with "Touch my Wiener" printed on the the back.
Posted by: portlandon at February 12, 2010 03:34 PM (Rae8B)
Posted by: ace at February 12, 2010 03:35 PM (jlvw3)
Heh! Anyone else see the irony in this? The definition for "bullocks" is either testicles or frustration--heh!
Posted by: runningrn at February 12, 2010 03:38 PM (CfmlF)
Posted by: JjjJjjj at February 12, 2010 03:49 PM (0MzSU)
No better example of "publicity whore" to be found...
Posted by: lee at February 12, 2010 03:51 PM (kb7sI)
Posted by: logger crabs at February 12, 2010 03:55 PM (PD1tk)
Posted by: UGAdawg at February 12, 2010 03:57 PM (/VjHB)
Speed 2 was one of the dumbest movies ever made.
Can you name a dumber movie?
Posted by: This is boner at February 12, 2010 06:58 PM (UUkhk)
twilight
Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Meteors, and Buckets of Scorn for the Left at February 12, 2010 04:10 PM (erIg9)
Posted by: Mætenloch at February 12, 2010 04:12 PM (f5vi+)
Posted by: Z as in Jersey at February 12, 2010 04:25 PM (pJcTo)
Posted by: learingfromthecorner at February 12, 2010 04:28 PM (P1vpT)
May I please say that it's rather obvious that Sandra's never washed clothes in her life, or at least never washed using Clorox on her whites? The main ingredient in Clorox is sodium hypochlorite, an acid.
Sandra's dumb enough to be a moronette if she wasn't such a liberal.
Posted by: David in San Diego at February 12, 2010 04:30 PM (GF+6V)
Or maybe, she was trying to cover up the grey!
Posted by: runningrn at February 12, 2010 04:33 PM (CfmlF)
So how many months did she let the thatch grow in order to have enough uhm, bushes, to shave into a heart shape?
She's 45, man. Girls that age aren't into looking like porn ho's.
Posted by: I.P. Address at February 12, 2010 04:33 PM (rWby1)
Posted by: learingfromthecorner at February 12, 2010 04:46 PM (P1vpT)
Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at February 12, 2010 05:06 PM (jlvw3)
I loved Ms. Bullock's performance in the movie "The Blind Side".
But it looks like she muffed this one.
Posted by: Corncob Supporter at February 12, 2010 05:20 PM (ktYjH)
Posted by: Sonnyspats at February 12, 2010 06:18 PM (68tQb)
What a waste of an evening. I was worth the whistle, too.
Posted by: Beverly at February 12, 2010 08:27 PM (UOzpQ)
my sister was doing a story on jayne mansfield for one of the cable networks a few years ago and, unable to find anybody still alive who had known her well, drove out to palm springs and interviewed her former hairdresser.
among many other things the old guy laid on her was the fact that, in preparation for sleeping with a man for the first time, miss mansfield would always have him trim her pubic hair into the shape of a heart and dye it pink.
while this little tidbit never made it into america's living rooms, it made the rounds of the industry pretty fast. i guess if there's a moral to this story, it's that it's a shame actresses don't trust their hairdressers like they used to.
Posted by: mkf at February 12, 2010 10:16 PM (ygiv8)
It's called a Betty. http://goo.gl/wrKS
Malibu Betty (blue) Ride the Waive Downtown!
I think this is insane: http://goo.gl/iJJk
You can also buy toupees for down there.
They remind me of ear muffs: http://goo.gl/psgw
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Posted by: Y-not at February 12, 2010 02:33 PM (sey23)