1 GAHH, the color balance is all off and it sickens me. Otherwise, damn.

2

Bet Oboy's people will be watching

3 Ehh. I'll catch it on YouTube.

4 Really on April Fools Day? Why didn't I make that connection before? Jesus, go ahead and hand the liberals their jokes on a silver platter.

5

Thanks for the heads up Gabe. I'll be watching it from the bunk, just in case.

6 "That Sarah Palin is one hot piece of ace."

7

Sarah Palin April Fool's joke of the day

http://tinyurl.com/y85b455

 

8 5 Thanks for the heads up Gabe. I'll be watching it from the bunk, just in case.

Of course you will...

9 Hey, maybe we can convince her she is a Spanish stewardess who has to strip for her wages?

10 Will she show some leg?

11 Will she show some cans?

12 That was a rhetorical question, right?

13 She interviews L.L. Cool J. Hell, I always thought he was a thug douchebag. Second look?

14

Oh geeze! My comment pertained to Gabe's question about watching the program.

I didn't know it would fall in line after questions about legs and cans.

15 13 Didn't "LL" complain about her already?

16 jmflynny - That's okay.  And no those two were not rhetorical.  Heh.

17 13 She interviews L.L. Cool J. Hell, I always thought he was a thug douchebag. Second look?

Posted by: Samuel Adams at April 01, 2010 10:02 PM (nxUYP)

I don't think she's interviewing LL Cool J.  His involvement with this special was cancelled as of yesterday. 

18 Sarah said, we should shoot all these fucking socialists.

19

Sarah Palin April Fool's joke of the day

 

I think those were stunt breasts.

20 I don't think she's interviewing LL Cool J.  His involvement with this special was cancelled as of yesterday.

So.....he is a thug douchebag then?

21 O/T:  Bahston Rob got kicked off.  That takes away about 75% of the appeal of the show.

22 Love her!

23

I think those were stunt breasts.

Posted by: huerfano at April 01, 2010 10:05 PM (gLSaO)

Can I get those for my wife? Just askin'.

24 Andrew Sullivan will be checking her uterus.

25
Will she show some leg?

Posted by: bergerbilder at April 01, 2010 10:00 PM (S1Ttj)

 Maybe even the dismembered leg of a freshly killed hobo too, that will still have blood running out of the femoral artery when she holds it up for the camera.

26 So.....he is a thug douchebag then?

Posted by: Samuel Adams at April 01, 2010 10:05 PM (nxUYP)

He supposedly has conservative leanings, but he was, I guess, not happy that they used an old interview of him to pimp tonight's special.  Drama... 

27 Hey seriously, you asshole-sucking Christ-humping anonymous-coward motherfuckers, fill out the Goddamned census!


You told me you could count
You said theres nothing to it
Well, if youre so good at counting
Let me hear you do it
1...2...3...
Mercy, is that the best you can do?
Youve got to count it higher (count it higher)
Id like to know who told ya you could stop at 3
Youve got to count it higher (count it higher)
Baby, if you want to count with me

Let me hear you count again now
1...2...3...higher!
4...higher!
5...Agh!
Youve got to count if higher (count it higher)
5 just isnt good enough at all you see
Youve got to count it higher (count it higher)
Baby, if you want to count with me

Now, lets just try it one last time
1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...10
You went and counted higher (counted higher)
You really went and counted all the way to 10
You went and counted higer (counted higher)
Now go back to 1 and start to count again
Are you ready?
1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...10
You went and counted higher (counted higher)
You counted counted counted higher
You counted counted counted, huh!
You counted counted counted higher
You really are so good at counting!

28

LLCJ was not scheduled to be interviewed at any time from what I understand. He was upset that Fox used footage from an old interview of his to promote the special. Fox pulled those promo spots but declared that they own the footage and therefore didn't need his permission.

I didn't see the spots and don't know if he's usually a dick or not, but I suppose I could understand why he might be a bit miffed if his image were used to promote something with which he disagrees.

29 It's not really my kind of show, but she looks and sounds great.  I'll never understand why she makes so many people on the Right crazy.

She's awesome.

30

18 Sarah said, we should shoot all these fucking socialists.

I have great rsepect for Sarah Palin, but they should be waterboarded first.

31 And LL Cool J can suck my Andrew Sullivan.  He could have been a decent guy and scored a lot of good will, but instead he fell back on the typical dumbass reaction to Palin.

Guy's revealed himself to be a clown.  From now on, I'm rooting for the sharks in Deep Blue Sea.

32 She dropped the ll cool shit from the program. He don't play well in these parts of the bush.

33 She reminds me of my wife. (don't get too jealous - that's just what I tell my wife.)

34

Can I get those for my wife? Just askin'.

 

I'm sure you can, and from what I read, since breast enhancement is elective surgery and subject to market pressures, the price has only increased from about $3200 in 2003 to $3700 in 2010. 

35 I never understood the worry people had about her being a "talk show host." I mean so she does a few feel good shows about people doing nice things. Sounds good to me. A cool documentary filmed in HD in Alaska also will be cool. Non political and it shows her in a nice non ideological light. It can't hurt her, so why not. There will be plenty of time if she runs during a campaign for deep policy debates, but we all know not every voter is a policy wonk.

36 Can you believe that fat Rethuglican asshole Christie wanted me to play at his inauguration???

Posted by: Douche Springsteen at April 01, 2010 10:10 PM (BiCQw)

Dude, you should have retired back in the 80's. Only brain dead fucks who tripped on too much acid in the 60's and 70's jam to your vile crap. Keep the E Street Band cause they have talent, and retire you useless fuck.

37

Uh, not conservative leaning....

Oh, and contributed to Patrick Kennedy's campaign.

 

38 Totally off-topic, but that Alli ad in the sidebar isn't really accomplishing what it hopes to accomplish by flashing videos of Oreo's in a graceful, waterlike fall.

39 Sarah Palins place in history cannot be placed  below Betsy Ross and she may well exceed Thomas Jefferson.

40 Anybody catch Cavuto's joke today?

41 Jesus Christ, is the entire show going to be a tearjerker? I'm not sure I can watch the whole thing. The Marine's story just about did me in.

42 Sarah Palin is hot

43 Anybody catch Cavuto's joke today?

All I caught was how much I found myself wanting to sleep with a 69 year old woman.

44

Did anyone else catch Jon Stewart going on about her the other night? He kept showing clips of Palin and McCain on the campaign trail and his comments were snide sounding but didn't really connect. Then, when they did, I laughed my ass off.

I had automatically assumed that his comments were aimed at her. They weren't.

The jist of it was that McCain takes this beautiful, dynamic young woman on the campaign trail who, just by sitting next to McCain, makes him look even more like a dinosaur.

It was Jon Stewart, but it really was funny.

45

Uh,not conservative leaning....

Oh, and contributed to Patrick Kennedy's campaign.

That's fine.  Google 'LL Cool J republican' and you'll see that  he has supported Republicans in the past and that he attended a Republican National Convention.  He's Republican leaning, perhaps that's better term.

46 I love Cavuto. What was the joke?

47 I like it! 

48 What is this FOX of which you speak?

49 In Soviet Amerika TV watches you.

50 I love Cavuto. What was the joke?

I don't know, but he had Raquel Welch on, and he along with me and just about every straight man watching his show, desperately wanted her in the worst way imaginable.

51 What a refreshing show.   love it.  keep up the good work.   We need to hear more about the American spirit.

52

I hope all this attention doesn't affect this summers Hutaree.

53

49...

Good. Glad to read that.

I shouldn't admit this, but I have "Going Back to Cali" and "That Kind of Guy" on my mp3 player....right next to Patsy Cline, Ray Charles, Fleetwood Mac and Tupac

54 I admire Sarah Palin.  She's awesome, and made me turn on the TV for the first time in months (aside from the winner Olympics).  She's doing great and I don't get why people say her voice is grating.

However. She needs to sue whoever shaped her eyebrows.  Luckily, she's gorgeous and it doesn't detract much from her general awesomeness.

55 Smokin' hot. And smarter than the smelly old diesel-dykes the liberals can try to throw out to debate her.

She has nail polish smarter than sHrillary Clinton and cfm pumps with more brains than Chewbacca Obama.

I look forward to her clowning the liberal skanks during 2012.

56

I shouldn't admit this, but I have "Going Back to Cali" and "That Kind of Guy" on my mp3 player....right next to Patsy Cline, Ray Charles, Fleetwood Mac and Tupac

Posted by: jmflynny at April 01, 2010 10:28 PM (uyljC)

LOL.  I've got Patsy, Ray, and Mac.  No Tupac.  A recommendation would be great...

 

57 Raquel Welch is broken glass and rusty nail crawlin' good.

58 DONATE TO YOUR CANDIDATES!!!!!!!!

59 God love Sarah Palin, but her down-home-cornball-folksy (by gosh!) mannerisms just annoy the shit out of me.   It's funny because she is obviously a bright woman, but I can see why the left likes to portray her as stupid.  She does seem a bit goofy.

Her new show?  Pure pancake syrup.  Some may love it, but I'll keep the cheese on my burger.

YMMV.

P.S., No knock on Sarah - I just don't like her personally.

60 Her eyebrows, that's what was so different about her face to me. 

61 I gotta tell ya, Palin smells wonderful.

62 Oh my gosh! The kid just called her Miss Palin!  I love polite kids.

63 God love Sarah Palin, but her down-home-cornball-folksy (by gosh!) mannerisms just annoy the shit out of me.   It's funny because she is obviously a bright woman, but I can see why the left likes to portray her as stupid.  She does seem a bit goofy.

Her new show?  Pure pancake syrup.  Some may love it, but I'll keep the cheese on my burger.

YMMV.

P.S., No knock on Sarah - I just don't like her personally.

I KNOW! People used to think I was stupid and cheesy and cornballish too.

64 Pallin' with Palin. I could dig it.

65 Andrew Sullivan will be checking her uterus.

It'll be the only uterus he'll ever check out in his life...until the Repubs nominate another female on the national ticket.

66 Posted by: Bill Mitchell at April 01, 2010 10:37 PM (kEBiX)

I have heard many "I like Sarah Palin, but...." remarks, but that 1 was just, well, goofy.   

YMMV

67 I didn't want to stand up because I had a boner. I mean, come on!

68 OMG this show is a disaster. Oh wait, no it's not!

69

First, I want to adopt that little boy he was just too damn adorable

Second, I lost it on the Marine story. Sweet jeebus he jumped on a grenade for his fellow soldiers. God damn hero that one.

Third, Sarah Palin is fucking hot. I want her as President for many reasons but right up there is we'll get to look at that face for 4 years.

70 I got comment #69. Hehehehe he.

71 So far so good -but then she had me at hello- oh nevermind

72 HOW DARE THAT PERSON OF COLOR SPEAK WITH THAT VILE HATEMONGER

73 I find the way President Obama speaks waaaaaaaaay more annoying than the way Sarah Palin speaks.  Obama makes me almost want to sever my ears from the sides of my rather shapely head.

74

NEW YORK (AP) -- The corporate tax impact of the recent health care overhaul grew Thursday as Verizon Communications Inc. announced it will record a related $970 million non-cash charge in the first quarter.

So far at least 15 companies have disclosed about $2.8 billion in charges prompted by the health care overhaul. Verizon's charge is the second-largest after AT&T, which last week announced a $1 billion charge related to the tax bill.

75 I find the way President Obama speaks waaaaaaaaay more annoying than the way Sarah Palin speaks.  Obama makes me almost want to sever my ears from the sides of my rather shapely head.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the African chick formerly known as african chick) at April 01, 2010 10:57 PM (AspuR)

--I agree.  Palin can be grating at times to me, but 0bama always has that smugness to his speech.  At least when some people act smug, it is because they have half deserved it.

76

That was really good.

Same time next week?

And ya'll bring the sexy comments. I feel we didn't have enough...sexiness.

77 [Deleted. -GM]

78 #79 I hope this parade continues until the fall.  Unfortunately, I think it's being done asap for some tax or SEC reason...

79 Clean-up on aisle 82, please.

80

WTF somebody shatted on the thread at #82

Get it off it stinks...

81

WTF somebody shatted on the thread at #82

 

That was NOT the dog.

82 Looks like either Matt Yglesias' buddy Paulie Carbone or Charles Johnson's buttboy Killgore paid us a visit at #82

83

60... Sorry, Joe.

After my comment I lit up with "OOOH! music" and went to listen to a couple of songs and got totally lost in it.

To tell the truth, I don't know much about Tupac but there's one song that I can never resist and can never sit still when it's playing and that song is California Love. Great beat.

A couple of other good songs are Changes (you'll totally recognize the sampled track), Dear Mama and Only God can Judge Me.

Very raw but it's surprising how often he speaks about God and prayer. And, well, of course, crack and evil police and guns, but if you read the lyrics, it's diffcult to be too offended. Heck, in the end, it was an east coast/west coast war that cost him his life which is pretty pathetic. And, he was, in the end, a thug... but, the beat to California Love just can't be denied.

84 O/T:  Just got home to see Margaret Hoover and Gretchen wearing the exact same color, power red.  I"m gathering that Palin was on tonight so I'm thinking this was done either subliminally or deliberately by the other "Fox women"...too funny...

85

Some more of Matty's trash dropped in, messed the rug, #82.

 

86 A fair amount of threadjacking, I've noticed, some intentional and some not, she get her start as a sportscaster, so she has that ability to connect.  Now she borrowed Huck's studio, and Greta's timeslot, and I think the former is reviewing his contract

87

Look, I hate, and I mean I fucking hate, shows about celebrities!  Yeah I know these are "famous Americans", but I just reject the whole notion that famous people are interesting or instructive.  They are just famous, which usually only means that shitloads of people that I think are fatheads think they are fascinating.  I mean, Oprah is famous, right?  Q.E.D., morons.

Okay, maybe if they invented something famous, that might be interesting.  Hedy Lamar for example, despite being famous, is also intersting that way.

(If you don't know, just Google her, and your world-view will be rocked.)

88

I hate the whole idea of celebrities, too.  Look at the word--"people who are celebrated."  Why?  Dunno.  It's like Paris Hilton. 

People who have accomplished something, on the other hand, yes, fame for them is fine.  (Provided that something is more than reading some words while a camera rolls.  Actors are largely the worst celebs.)

89 dude clan up on aisle 82 one of charls johsons cronies just stunkup the thread

90 I missed the vid, is it at U tube, or shall i wait up till 1am?

91

clean up*

 

charles johnson*

92 okay you snarky big guys.

I loved the show.  This whole western world is going to shit, and rather quickly, in case you haven't noticed.

 There is nothing positive whatsoever and here this woman, Sarah,  shows up, and portrays American heros.  Positive. Wonderful. Something to celebrate.

Stand up. Be proud. I am an American.  And I will defeat those that say American exceptionalism is dead.

 And I hope some day, I have the presence of mind to pull your burning ass out of a burning truck, or throw my helmet over a grenade,  and save your sorry ass.

 Because I am an American.
. And. that. is. what. we. do. Life.  Precious.
America.

93

Look, I hate, and I mean I fucking hate, shows about celebrities!  Yeah I know these are "famous Americans", but I just reject the whole notion that famous people are interesting or instructive.  They are just famous, which usually only means that shitloads of people that I think are fatheads think they are fascinating.  I mean, Oprah is famous, right?  Q.E.D., morons

Sherlock, I think this show was supposed to be about great people who are not traditional movie star style celebs.  I don't watch TV much, but that's the show I thought was on.

They gotta toss in a couple of MTV celebs so that the message of true greatness from helping others and overcoming real problems has a chance to sink into the minds of viewers.  And some, not all, but some Hollywood celebs deserve the attention.  Oprah actually is an impressive woman, despite being a fucking asshole.  Paris Hilton would never make it on this show.

94

My contention is that American exceptionalism represents the very antithesis of the "values" inherent in the worship of celebrities.

95 Ronald Reagan really was cheesy.  I thought so.  Every day that that man rocked this nation to great heights, and saved the world from atomic holocaust, he was pretty goofy.

I don't mind Palin being that way.  All politicians have to have a shtick, I guess. 

96 Actually #98 my last post was not in response to you - timing, etc.  You make a fair point, I just don't like the way the fucking media confuses (or needs to conflate) the two kinds you mention.

97  #82 couldn't possibly have been killgore. Charles is taking an extra long hot shower with him right now.

Oops.

98 Dayam, Baby got back!

99

Aw crap.  I  tivo CSI tonight, and I watch a looooong  discussion about panty sniffing.

CLICK!!!  Outtafucking here!  I can go to youporn anytime I want that kind of shit.

So I click on "The Mentalist".   What do I see?  A new boss, a lesbo-cropped black woman who threatens Patrick Jane's boss to the effect that unless she's in trouble unless whe can keep him in  line ----NEVER MIND THAT THE ENTIRE PREMISE OF THE SERIES THAT HE DOES NOT STAY IN LINE.

18 months ago, I bailed out of "Bones" when Angela-the-half-Asian chick ( a beautiful woman, btw)  kept moaning  about how she needed a man between her legs.  I asked, how does that help solve the crime? 

 I also asked, why do you keep showing putrefiying corpses when I'm trying to watch TV and eat????

CLICK!!! OUTTAHERE! 

Haven't been back.

It's not that I'm prudish -- hell, I keep hoping  for crotch shots here of some of our leading moronette, tits only being a stepping stone.  .I even check YouPorn from time to time to see if they've posted anything remotely realistic or at least non-boring (they haven't) .  

 It just that the TV series narratives cheapen themselves when they decide to "go there", when they don't need to.

So...Fuck'em all.    The commercials touting Dish as opposed to Direct as opposed to Direct are beside the point ----  they ALL SUCK.

 

 

 

 

100 Show was fine.

101 I really liked hearing the stories of these Americans-even the American DOG, for goodness sake. I like the fact that "Miss" Palin took her time and didn't seem to be in any hurry-let the boy speak, let the dog try to pick up the pen--didn't "move it right along..." as so many hosts do.

102 I don't get teevee anymore since it went all digital-ish.
I mean, I get the local channels, but that's just the alphabet nets and "local origin" programming and QVC or whatever.

I'm getting along pretty well with breitbart.tv, hulu.com, and netflix.

So I missed it.  No big deal.  It'll be excerpted somewhere on youtube.

BTW, there's a cool "remix" done based on the animated, uhh, movie, called "Up."  I thought it was damned well done.

103 Okay, maybe if they invented something famous, that might be interesting.  Hedy Lamar for example, despite being famous, is also intersting that way.

It's Hedley!

104 And for the Moronettes, hulu has the first season of Magnum, P.I.

105 Oh, yeah, for you comics, games, and skiffy folks, hulu has the entire run of Lost In Space (including the pilot, which is like a movie, with no Dr. Smith, BTW)

106 K-Bob:
tvpc.com

107 Actually, tvpc.com no longer has fox news.  I guess Fox News likes to make money from commercials and subscription fees, or something insane like that.

And none of the bittorrent sites offer Fox News shows!  Imagine that.

108 Gents, (Ladies if you will please excuse us) John, close the door please. I know you have questions,"Markus, pour a round of the good scotch for the men and make it a double fingers, this is going to be important. ....Fine, we are all set then? Men, What I have to tell you is not to leave this room, the fate of our Country may be held in the balance and should word of this leak out , well our collective understanding of AMERICA will be destroyed as we know it. STAY TUNED..............

109 Sarah Palin is soooo John McCain.

110 Reliable and professional website for retail where you can buy Clearance MBT Shoes, Air Yeezy Shoes and Air Max 2010 with free shipping

111 :"Sarah Palin is soooo John McCain.
Posted by: Rickshaw Jack"

Dude, that's not really the end of the world.  She is a much smarter, sexier, Mccain.  Someone who has far less ability and perspicacity to cooperate with democrats.  But someone who has a lot of the same root views of Mccain.

She is smart on foreign policy, energy, economy, government bloat.  But a lot like Mccain in many areas.

That's enough to win.  I know not everyone sees her that way.  I kinda hope she doesn't run, because there be risk in them there portfolio..  But she could win, and she would probably be one of the best presidents we've ever had.

112 Hedy Lamar for example, despite being famous, is also intersting that way.

That's Hedly.. Hedly..

Too early in the morning for a blazing saddles reference you think?

Lol

113 So, is there no video yet? I don't have TV or Tivo, and I had to work last night. I am glad the show went well, judging from the comments here.

LL Cool J was probably in the original line-up, because that series he's in now (?) has something to do with the military. The footage they used was from the 2008 election, and it probably was in support of Obama. I read his heartfelt letter to the President Elect in Newsweek. He also supported George Pataki.

But he probably hates Palin and her supporters. If not, then he better, if he wants to keep working in TV. Someone else said it -- street cred.

The credit belongs to the Real Americans who shared their stories last night. "Those who are running our factories and teaching our kids and growing our food and are fighting our wars for us. Those who are protecting us in uniform. Those who are protecting the virtues of freedom." God bless Sarah Palin for continuing to lift American spirits and hosting this inspirational show.

114

Palin's support for Jaun McCain has caused doubts and misgivings in my mind, feeble, and valu-rite sodden as it is...

115 If he (Mr. Cool) wants to work in TV, he needs street cred?   I don't think so, and I don't think we're the only ones who've taken his NCIS LA show off the DVR.   Too bad because the show is good and he's good in it also it's a good influence on black kids.    Oh well.

116

I live in Alaska and have met Palin many times. She is, without doubt, the most effective natural politician since possibly Clinton. She is smaller and, umm, less sexual than she appears on TV.

You don't come away with thoughts of, "damn, she's HOT!" You come away with, "Wow, she's just like me. She cares what I think and has real, common sense answers for complicated questions."

 

117

Ditto what Jim says. I haven't met her but I've heard her speak. Nothing fake or phony. One would almost say the anti-politician.

118 I just don't get what's so wonderful about her.

I just got the sense that people thought she was supposed to be President, because she's a damn woman.

Smells like entitlement to me.

Thanks, but no thanks.

119 #127

That was the stupidest comment I've read all week.

Congratulations.