June 11, 2010
— Russ from Winterset I'm a guy, so I'm comfortable talking about breasts, looking at breasts, thinking about breasts and even building enormous breasts in the yard when we get the first big snowfall of the winter. Still, even with my hard-wired affinity for breasts, I don't really see the connection between Sarah Palin's endorsements in this week's primary elections and left-wing speculation that she's had "some enhancement". (Actually, to be perfectly honest, I fully expect many on the so-called "social conservative" fringe to pick this story up as well, because the only thing that Sarah Palin could do to convince these people of her sincerity would be to change her name.......to Mike Huckabee.)
My one line takeaway? The left is focused on the two boobs under Sarah Palin's blouse, while the right is focused on the two boobs sitting in the Oval Office and in whatever broom closet they've converted to an office for Sheriff Joe Biden. Which strategy do you think will pay dividends in November?
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But she is still confounding them. Look at Haley in SC. She was an unknown to almost everyone. Romney came down and endorsed her, result - yawn still and unknown in last place. Palin comes down and endorses her, instant rocket to number 1 in the polls ahead by 10 points.
The party establishment minions start a slime attack, polls go to +11. Racist asshole calls her a raghead, polls go to +20. Hahahaha; hold the election and she wins by +25 (shows that PPP is still anti-conservative)
Posted by: Vic at June 11, 2010 04:33 AM (6taRI)
Posted by: Mark in Spokane at June 11, 2010 04:34 AM (Td5hP)
Posted by: maverick muse at June 11, 2010 04:37 AM (H+LJc)
As everyone knows, cosmetic surgery makes one politically unviable.
Hang on a minute, Pelosi's on the phone...
Posted by: Bat Chain Puller at June 11, 2010 04:37 AM (SCcgT)
http://tinyurl.com/35pf6qk
Still teh hawt babe!
Posted by: Vic at June 11, 2010 04:40 AM (6taRI)
Posted by: nevergiveup at June 11, 2010 04:41 AM (0GFWk)
4 So first her child isn't hers, and now her breasts aren't hers?
Where does it end?
It'll never end. The next "scandal" might be that she's not really a woman or something equally as stupid.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 11, 2010 04:45 AM (9hSKh)
Yeah - that's it. Focus on Palin's breasts. I can't say that I blame them all-in-all.
Certainly much more pleasant of a topic to focus on than the abject failure of a president from their team. But I have a sense that they are running out of straws to grasp at to divert attention away from Barry's failings that are increasing exponentially and in direct relation to Sarah's enhancements.
Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at June 11, 2010 04:46 AM (r1h5M)
Posted by: nevergiveup at June 11, 2010 04:46 AM (0GFWk)
But Michelle's arms - those babies are real. Whoo hoo, what arms! Yeah baby! No silicone there!
On the other hand, you can tell her boobs are real, because they are indistinguishable from those of a fat Klingon collie.
Posted by: Jack Hoffoffen at June 11, 2010 04:47 AM (PteLM)
Anyone want a Jello Pudding Pop?
Posted by: Dr. Huxtable at June 11, 2010 04:48 AM (7iUke)
The left is focused on the two boobs under Sarah Palin's blouse, while the right is focused on the two boobs sitting in the Oval Office and in whatever broom closet they've converted to an office for Sheriff Joe Biden.
The left is focused on the two boobs under Sarah's blouse instead of the few hundred or so boobs they elected to sit in the House and the Senate.
Posted by: Blazer at June 11, 2010 04:49 AM (t72+4)
Last I checked envy was one of the seven deadly sins.
WTF am I talking about?? The leftists are godless, souless wretches.
Posted by: dananjcon at June 11, 2010 04:50 AM (pr+up)
Posted by: maverick muse at June 11, 2010 04:50 AM (H+LJc)
Posted by: nevergiveup at June 11, 2010 08:41 AM (0GFWk)
Yeah...what he said. Ditto.
Posted by: Chainsaw Chimp at June 11, 2010 04:51 AM (k4bdL)
Here's how the left verifies reports about Sarah Palin:
Rumor: "Something negative about Sarah Palin you can use to hate on her!"
Libs: "Then I believe it!"
Unfortunately this applies to a few of you on the right, too. You know who you are.
Posted by: Crusty at June 11, 2010 04:51 AM (qzgbP)
Hey you know what? Nancy never had a face lift or got botox injections, that's au natural fugly right there.
Posted by: Blazer at June 11, 2010 04:51 AM (t72+4)
Posted by: fly at June 11, 2010 04:54 AM (0HQl1)
For his campaign photo, Alvin Greene should use the same photo that he showed to that girl on the campus. That'll make him "stand out"!!!
And his campaign motto should be "It takes two hands, to handle a Whopper!!!"
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 11, 2010 04:54 AM (T1boi)
Maybe she's preggers again.
or maybe piper is pregnant and sarah is beginning to fake a pregnancy so she can pass the baby off as hers.
Posted by: Andrew "Cum Guzzler" Sullivan at June 11, 2010 04:54 AM (wuv1c)
body
Posted by: maverick muse at June 11, 2010 04:55 AM (H+LJc)
Who on their side has boobs even they would want to focus on?
Helen Thomas?
Al Gore?
Posted by: Miss Fluffy McNutter at June 11, 2010 04:55 AM (xMSXs)
Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at June 11, 2010 04:56 AM (HaYO4)
Posted by: fly
Not even irony.
What this illustrates is exactly how we will be "treated" medically with these sadists in charge.
Posted by: maverick muse at June 11, 2010 04:57 AM (H+LJc)
See, they can talk about Palin, but we can't talk about them because they are what? Above that ? Asswipes
Also, this is not great mystery. If she hadn't had decent sized breasts she would not have won beauty pageants, period.
I'm guessing, that to wear those suits she wore for the campaign, she wore a minimizer bra which makes the suits fit better. The recent pic does not show her in a minimizer.
I wear a minimizer for all my tailored suits and dresses, but not for casual events, t-shirts etc. The minimizers are less comfortable.
All this scandal over a friggin minimizer bra or one picture without one. Idiots.
Posted by: dagny at June 11, 2010 04:58 AM (5zW1c)
Alvin Greene's campaign motto should be:
The Only Candidate You've Probably Seen On Chat Roulette Wacking Off !
Posted by: Blazer at June 11, 2010 04:58 AM (t72+4)
Don't forget that the left is mostly 20-year old queers and 40-year old virgins. They don't know anything about breasts. "Feels like a...a bag of sand..."
Posted by: Crusty at June 11, 2010 04:59 AM (qzgbP)
Posted by: dagny
/She didn't burn it. Off with her head.
Posted by: maverick muse at June 11, 2010 05:01 AM (H+LJc)
Posted by: nevergiveup at June 11, 2010 05:02 AM (0GFWk)
Man, I'll bet the view from betwixt those lovely mounds is breath taking......
Posted by: maddogg at June 11, 2010 05:03 AM (OlN4e)
Don't forget that the left is mostly 20-year old queers and 40-year old virgins. They don't know anything about breasts. "Feels like a...a bag of sand..."
Posted by: Crusty at June 11, 2010 08:59 AM (qzgbP)
excellent point.
Posted by: dananjcon at June 11, 2010 05:03 AM (pr+up)
"They're real.... and they're spectacular!"
Posted by: Farmer Joe at June 11, 2010 05:06 AM (z4es9)
Point #1-
Most women on the left are vomit-inducing (for their figure, mind you) skin-and-bones libs. Elite society views small breasts as perfectly acceptable in art, but mind you, move above a C cup and its instantly pornographic or primative. Great openmindeness there.
Point #2-
Most on the left believe the pathetic conspiracy that Bristol birthed Trig, so they cannot grasp how Sarah could have slightly larger breasts. Nor could they accept the fact that- bombshell- women's breasts shape/size can change by as much as a cup depending on fluctuations in weight and horomones. Again,if you are stuck with mosquito bites, you won't know anybetter. The conspiracy theory allows you to hide your ignorance.
Point #3-
Carly Fiorina is Hitler and catty for joking about Babs grandma hair, but SP's tits, vagina, and wardrobe are all "fair and important election issues?"
Posted by: CAC at June 11, 2010 05:08 AM (lV4Fs)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 11, 2010 05:09 AM (e8T35)
Which ever one promises more free chips and beer.
Posted by: sTevo at June 11, 2010 05:10 AM (Mz7wN)
Hmmmm...could she have been wearing a bra that made her boobs look bigger??
See, she is a phony!!11!!!1!1
Posted by: dananjcon at June 11, 2010 05:11 AM (pr+up)
Their pretended contempt is only indicative of their horrible jealously.
Her having breasts freaks them out because they symbolize for them, as they have for millinia, fecundity and heterosexuality. They do not like that. They want the downfall of the family because then the state has to be the family, the ethos, the germ of the existence of all workers.They hate white people to reproduce, it ruins their plans. It must be stopped.
Posted by: dagny at June 11, 2010 05:14 AM (5zW1c)
Posted by: Swollen at June 11, 2010 05:14 AM (Mz7wN)
Posted by: dagny at June 11, 2010 05:15 AM (5zW1c)
She was casually dressed at the derby. Her other photos like those that were in the jogging mag were sporting a sports bra. Squishes them down. (I don't have to explain this to morons do I?)
She had a thin white shirt and a possible push up but she did not get a boob job. Boob jobs are for insecure superficial Hollywood scrunts.
Posted by: MelodicMetal at June 11, 2010 05:16 AM (x4S2a)
Don't forget that the left is mostly 20-year old queers and 40-year old virgins. They don't know anything about breasts. "Feels like a...a bag of sand..."
All they are doing is showing how ignorant they are. Well, and petty, of course, but we knew that.
Andrew Sullivan can't figure out why she didn't look pregnant...her belly wasn't sticking out past her chest, you know...and now they are surprised that her chest is sticking out...cue Jeopardy music while they try to put one and one together her to get a pair of not small breasts...
Posted by: Mama AJ at June 11, 2010 05:20 AM (XdlcF)
Posted by: Marie at June 11, 2010 05:20 AM (GuTKr)
while they try to put one and one together her to get a pair of not small breasts...
Posted by: Mama AJ at June 11, 2010 05:22 AM (XdlcF)
Posted by: dagny at June 11, 2010 05:29 AM (xEW10)
Posted by: conscious, but incoherent if forced to watch a soccer game at June 11, 2010 05:35 AM (YVZlY)
Next they'll be telling us Sarah's teeth are capped and that her butt has been enhanced.
Yeah, keep focusing on Mrs. Palin's body, Democrats, and when she finally gets one of your talking heads in a recorded debate/discussion she'll rip them to shreds on the issues to give us some great video bytes.
Didn't electing Obama for his skin color teach you twits anything?
Posted by: Speller at June 11, 2010 05:37 AM (o0R2E)
We've never been privy to her cleavage, just the orbital mass.
Which is still fine with me!
When my Father, Brother, Myself, and my Step Mom were watching Inside Edition, my step mom (the only liberal in the room) had to leave while the rest of us were in awe of her NATURAL beauty.
Several "gad DAYUMS" were utterd
Posted by: MelodicMetal at June 11, 2010 05:40 AM (x4S2a)
I can see Sarah Palin's cleavage from my house.
Ok, now I have to clean the coffee off my computer screen.
Posted by: Marie at June 11, 2010 05:46 AM (GuTKr)
Posted by: usmc8511 at June 11, 2010 05:48 AM (2rvtD)
No garden is truly complete without an awe inspiring pumpkin patch.
Posted by: Fritz at June 11, 2010 05:48 AM (GwPRU)
Posted by: Reiver at June 11, 2010 05:49 AM (64S5N)
If the evolution-loving Demo-dummies are correct, then they're jealous of Palin because she has produced more offpring than they have, thereby proving herself to be superior.
Her sexual attractiveness and fertility on up to the age where most abortion-loving Demonrats have scarred their uteri to the point of sterility rubs it in their Botoxed-nipped-tucked-and-lifted faces.
Posted by: angryoldfatman at June 11, 2010 05:52 AM (Yw4kE)
She had most of them before she was successful. It can't be done the other way.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at June 11, 2010 05:55 AM (M9BNu)
I've seen a smile like that once. In the dictionary under "shit eatin' grin".
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 11, 2010 06:05 AM (Aqzx6)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at June 11, 2010 06:16 AM (8lCJT)
No garden is truly complete without an awe inspiring pumpkin patch.
Paging Dr. Freud. Dr. Freud, please pick up the white courtesy phone.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 11, 2010 06:17 AM (yQWNf)
Posted by: An Ass With No Name at June 11, 2010 06:26 AM (UqJ8A)
Posted by: Lee at June 11, 2010 06:27 AM (zF8wD)
Yes, it's likely a smear, but Palin needs to address it if she wants to put the rumors to rest.
She can start by putting up a topless photo on her Facebook page so that we may ascertain the authenticity of her breasts.
Posted by: Warden at June 11, 2010 06:34 AM (fE6tn)
Posted by: Wasilla Stalker at June 11, 2010 06:36 AM (+QXdN)
Posted by: Warden at June 11, 2010 06:36 AM (fE6tn)
you guys are 100%
i am a democrat and i can honestly say that i obsess over sarah palin's boobs
and her legs
god i hate todd
Posted by: obama the prez at June 11, 2010 06:37 AM (gg4j2)
Posted by: Marge Schott at June 11, 2010 06:38 AM (nBE5A)
Actually all she need to do is put on her running shorts and that same shirt and bra and video herself jumping on a trampoline.
It will become apparent if they are real or not.
Posted by: Vic at June 11, 2010 06:39 AM (6taRI)
Posted by: Pete Rose's Corked Bat at June 11, 2010 06:43 AM (nBE5A)
Posted by: jim at June 11, 2010 06:43 AM (GksV5)
Posted by: bigred at June 11, 2010 06:43 AM (WUwAu)
81 That was a noble effort there chief.
Heaven forfend that a woman look like a woman, and an attractive woman at that -- you can "have it all baby", but you have to look like a man or an asexual alien in order to be anything other than a nympho according to the leftist playbook...and they are the ones who despise prudery? They make the Puritans look like libertines.
Posted by: unknown jane, humanities major at June 11, 2010 06:43 AM (5/yRG)
Posted by: Todd Palin's undertaker at June 11, 2010 06:46 AM (WUwAu)
Posted by: Captain Kickass at June 11, 2010 06:53 AM (nBE5A)
Posted by: I am 85 and I am not a troll, just a fucking moron at June 11, 2010 06:55 AM (nBE5A)
Maybe she's preggers again.
or maybe piper is pregnant and sarah is beginning to fake a pregnancy so she can pass the baby off as hers.
Posted by: Andrew "Cum Guzzler" Sullivan at June 11, 2010 08:54 AM (wuv1c)
LOL. Gave me a good laugh. I think it's adorable that it's painfully obvious Sarah and Todd are still crazy for each other. Good for them.
Posted by: Nicole at June 11, 2010 06:57 AM (CH1cF)
As much as Sara is loved by some, she is hated by others. She arouses such strong passions on the left, the right, and also in my pants.
Posted by: California Red at June 11, 2010 06:57 AM (7hPHX)
Posted by: Sarah Palin's Uterus at June 11, 2010 06:58 AM (CH1cF)
Posted by: California Red at June 11, 2010 10:57 AM (7hPHX)
I see what you did there...
Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at June 11, 2010 07:00 AM (YVZlY)
Posted by: ktgreat at June 11, 2010 07:05 AM (+Sl4q)
I cannot think of a better topic for political discussion.
We should be talking about her breasts until November, and beyond.
Seriously. With lots of pictures and photoshop overlays, samples of enhanced and unenhanced breasts, etc.
This is the best political season since ... forever.
Posted by: hobgoblin at June 11, 2010 07:15 AM (BXLor)
Posted by: TheThinManReturns at June 11, 2010 07:16 AM (W3XUk)
Posted by: TheThinManReturns at June 11, 2010 07:18 AM (W3XUk)
Boob jobs are for insecure superficial Hollywood scrunts.
And that's why this actually matters. Sarah has a wholesome, genuine image. If she really had implants, I would be disappointed, and I think most of you would be too. My first reaction was that she might be pregnant again.
Posted by: Pervy Grin at June 11, 2010 07:18 AM (OxKj2)
Posted by: Willard in Paramus at June 11, 2010 07:18 AM (jat5l)
I wouldn't have put it past her to have had a breast lift after 5 children, which is a procedure to have the excess skin removed. That's not the same as implants and it fixes the natural sagging from the size changes that the pups go through.
Or maybe she's like the character Hillary in "Top Secret," whose name means "She whose bosoms defy gravity."
Posted by: BB at June 11, 2010 07:21 AM (qF8q3)
Jeez, why do people believe everything on the internet without checking.
First most importantly, that is NOT Sarah Palin. ThatÂ’s Lisa Ann (the porn star) from NailinÂ’ Palin fame.
Please learn to verify and well do a little resesearch (and try using your eyes)about anything on the internet. Another thing, this could have been photo-shopped onto a pic of Palin, and may well be done in the near future. However, if you are graphics smart and have a graphics program such as Photoshop you can determine if it is real or photo-shopped. That is if you have good eyes and the tech know how.
Like Alice came to understand, everything is not as it seems.
Posted by: Porn Lover at June 11, 2010 07:34 AM (JpVJn)
The picture from the horse race that started all this shit is NOT Lisa Ann the porn star.
Posted by: Vic at June 11, 2010 07:36 AM (6taRI)
Posted by: Speller at June 11, 2010 07:45 AM (o0R2E)
Posted by: Hilliary Clinton at June 11, 2010 07:47 AM (k7Ddt)
Posted by: John Jonekins at June 11, 2010 07:48 AM (k7Ddt)
Posted by: Waldermar Schpuntzel at June 11, 2010 08:23 AM (Npnnx)
I for one welcome our leftie overlords.
A guilt-free reason to think about Sarah Palin's tits all morning.
Posted by: Prufrock at June 11, 2010 08:33 AM (rqDjT)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 11, 2010 08:58 AM (snlsw)
Posted by: SAM at June 11, 2010 09:05 AM (f/p/e)
Two gals at this outfit are both full VPs - real VPs this ain't a bank - and have nine kids between them. They're both very attractive and close to brilliant. I didn't have the courage to have kids but am proud of and grateful to those who do.
Dagny hit the nail on the head. Minimizers under suits, sometimes sports bras as well, and sports bras most of the rest of the time. Sarah was wearing a VS though in the t-shirt shot.
Posted by: iowavette at June 11, 2010 09:16 AM (0JTac)
Not sure where I saw this excellent mot so all I can do is try to Hoover up the credit for it without bothering to find out what genius said it originally, coz thats how I roll.
Words to the effect: "Lefties should stop worrying about whether Sarah added to her pair and start worrying about when or if Diaper Jesus will ever GROW a pair."
Zing! Hey-O!!!
Posted by: mike d at June 11, 2010 09:23 AM (W0V5W)
Her boobs are fake, just like her hockey mom image, that stupid accent, all those speeches, everything on her Facebook page, tax cuts, patriotism and all Republicans phonies, especially Ronnie Reagan. All fake. See, I told you so!
It's really lame, yet they persist daily.
Fuck them with a 4 ft cactus soaked in Tabasco.
She's hot, and all natural, all American.
I'll be in my bunk.
Posted by: Brian72 at June 11, 2010 09:28 AM (GNBk5)
Posted by: Helen Thomas at June 11, 2010 09:40 AM (zIC5T)
Posted by: dmhbeaver at June 11, 2010 09:49 AM (TsZbZ)
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 11, 2010 09:54 AM (zIC5T)
Posted by: Smokey Behr at June 11, 2010 10:00 AM (QyeW7)
Posted by: Tabasco Board of Directors at June 11, 2010 10:07 AM (DyuqI)
"I may be broke but I'm not flat busted!"
Seems Sarah's had a sense of humor about her attributes from an early age ...
Posted by: hrh at June 11, 2010 10:15 AM (62LhM)
Jealous of her looks, her husband, her family, her personally won success, and most especially her happiness.Jealous of her being in the spotlight on the world's stage getting all the attention they wish they were getting. She is everything they wish they could be but know for a fact they are not and could never be. She is the example and the proof of their own failure. She is their worst nightmare.
Posted by: davidt at June 11, 2010 10:34 AM (HtIec)
Lemme see now. The left says those good lookin' (got to drop my final "gs" just like El Presidente does when he wants to butch it up a bit) sweater puppies under Ms. Palin's T shirt are "fake". And they say that the whole person in anothre shot is "fake"--a Palin head photoshopped on a porn star body.
Well I say that the "boob" we have in the White House is a fake. A fake President that is. He sold us one thing in 2008 (let's say a fine lookin' political worman with perky tits)--the "bait". And then he gave us the "switch" an old political hag lookin' like Nancy Pelosi on a bad hair day.
I ask you now--after 18 months experience under our New Messiah. Would you buy a used car from Obama?
Posted by: Comanche Voter at June 11, 2010 12:50 PM (ktYjH)
A good bra and pleats between your tits will do that. My own mother asked if I had had a boob job while wearing a very similar blouse.
This might be the one and only comparison that can be made between Teh Sarah and myself.
Consider me flattered.
Posted by: jmflynny at June 11, 2010 03:15 PM (LDvBQ)
Posted by: cackfinger at June 11, 2010 03:28 PM (TUBcJ)
Next up for the misogynist haters of the Left... Meg Whitman, Carly Fiorina, Nikki Haley, Sharron Angle, Kristi Noem...
Posted by: DANEgerus at June 11, 2010 03:58 PM (LMi2C)
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