June 11, 2010

Sarah Palin's Sweater Puppies
— Russ from Winterset

I'm a guy, so I'm comfortable talking about breasts, looking at breasts, thinking about breasts and even building enormous breasts in the yard when we get the first big snowfall of the winter. Still, even with my hard-wired affinity for breasts, I don't really see the connection between Sarah Palin's endorsements in this week's primary elections and left-wing speculation that she's had "some enhancement". (Actually, to be perfectly honest, I fully expect many on the so-called "social conservative" fringe to pick this story up as well, because the only thing that Sarah Palin could do to convince these people of her sincerity would be to change her name.......to Mike Huckabee.)

My one line takeaway? The left is focused on the two boobs under Sarah Palin's blouse, while the right is focused on the two boobs sitting in the Oval Office and in whatever broom closet they've converted to an office for Sheriff Joe Biden. Which strategy do you think will pay dividends in November?

Posted by: Russ from Winterset at 04:23 AM | Comments (123)
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1 She looks great. What's wrong with that? Oh yeah, their side has the grizzled feminists.

Posted by: 141 Driver at June 11, 2010 04:29 AM (DXa7u)

2 Oh, for god's sake

Posted by: dagny at June 11, 2010 04:29 AM (5zW1c)

3 This is just another Palin slur from the left. I think it is just crazy how they keep attacking her on all sides.

But she is still confounding them. Look at Haley in SC. She was an unknown to almost everyone. Romney came down and endorsed her, result - yawn still and unknown in last place. Palin comes down and endorses her, instant rocket to number 1 in the polls ahead by 10 points.

The party establishment minions start a slime attack, polls go to +11.  Racist asshole calls her a raghead, polls go to +20.  Hahahaha; hold the election and she wins by +25 (shows that PPP is still anti-conservative)

Posted by: Vic at June 11, 2010 04:33 AM (6taRI)

4 So first her child isn't hers, and now her breasts aren't hers?

Where does it end?

Posted by: Troika37 at June 11, 2010 04:34 AM (pPbiA)

5 The fact that conservative women demonstrably better looking than the hags on the other side  is not the reason I am a conservative but it's a hell of a bonus!

Posted by: Mark in Spokane at June 11, 2010 04:34 AM (Td5hP)

6 Goes to show how sexist Leftists are. The spiel about women's rights, as with Constitutional Rights, do not apply to any outside their camp.

Posted by: maverick muse at June 11, 2010 04:37 AM (H+LJc)

7

As everyone knows, cosmetic surgery makes one politically unviable.

Hang on a minute, Pelosi's on the phone...

Posted by: Bat Chain Puller at June 11, 2010 04:37 AM (SCcgT)

8 Just in case there are some of the Morons out there who have been in a coma for the past week here is a different picture from the original that caused all the ruckus:

http://tinyurl.com/35pf6qk

Still teh hawt babe!

Posted by: Vic at June 11, 2010 04:40 AM (6taRI)

9 The left is focused on the two boobs under Sarah Palin's blouse, while the right is focused on the two boobs sitting in the Oval Office Personally, I can focus on more than 2 things at one time. And if I want to fantasize about her fantastic boobs, well let me. I am a conservative in good standing.

Posted by: nevergiveup at June 11, 2010 04:41 AM (0GFWk)

10 This is the left's Palin "scandal"?  Seriously?  Not surprising - they've thrown the kitchen sink and more at her.  This isn't a sign of confidence, it's a sign of fear from the Left.

4 So first her child isn't hers, and now her breasts aren't hers?

Where does it end?

It'll never end.  The next "scandal" might be that she's not really a woman or something equally as stupid.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at June 11, 2010 04:45 AM (9hSKh)

11

Yeah - that's it.  Focus on Palin's breasts.  I can't say that I blame them all-in-all. 

Certainly much more pleasant of a topic to focus on than the abject failure of a president from their team.  But I have a sense that they are running out of straws to grasp at to divert attention away from Barry's failings that are increasing exponentially and in direct relation to Sarah's enhancements.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at June 11, 2010 04:46 AM (r1h5M)

12 Maybe she's preggers again. Posted by: CDR M at June 11, 2010 08:45 AM (5I8G0) All hail the first Dude!

Posted by: nevergiveup at June 11, 2010 04:46 AM (0GFWk)

13

But Michelle's arms - those babies are real. Whoo hoo, what arms! Yeah baby! No silicone there!

On the other hand, you can tell her boobs are  real, because they are indistinguishable from those of a fat Klingon collie.

Posted by: Jack Hoffoffen at June 11, 2010 04:47 AM (PteLM)

14 I'd like two tickets to the gun show please!

Posted by: EC at June 11, 2010 04:48 AM (mAhn3)

15 I've speculated broadly about Pokemon... and that jazz music is like zip-zop zoobiddy-bop, and you see what happened to my show.

Anyone want a Jello Pudding Pop?

Posted by: Dr. Huxtable at June 11, 2010 04:48 AM (7iUke)

16

The left is focused on the two boobs under Sarah Palin's blouse, while the right is focused on the two boobs sitting in the Oval Office and in whatever broom closet they've converted to an office for Sheriff Joe Biden.





The left is focused on the two boobs under Sarah's blouse instead of the few hundred or so boobs they elected to sit in the House and the Senate.

Posted by: Blazer at June 11, 2010 04:49 AM (t72+4)

17 That smile on Todd's face says they are real.

Posted by: Jean at June 11, 2010 04:50 AM (h0rZ/)

18

Last I checked envy was one of the seven deadly sins.

WTF am I talking about?? The leftists are godless, souless wretches.

 

Posted by: dananjcon at June 11, 2010 04:50 AM (pr+up)

19 The Left is stuck on "enhancement". Sticking to trajectory of thought progression, without even "enhancing" but merely extending what logically follows, Judge Robert Chatigny's judicial brand of sexual sadism is not his alone, and certainly not an aberration within the Left. Leftists insist "that in some way, we are all guilty of" their own perversions, recast/revised into legitimacy, particularly what is deemed politically correct and "appropriate" public behavior and language. "Private" respect no longer exists with Marx. Making a mountain out of no boob job? Just another straw on the camel's back. These people solve the problem of over-crowded jails with the idea of releasing all prisoners and erasing all laws regarding conduct.

Posted by: maverick muse at June 11, 2010 04:50 AM (H+LJc)

20 Personally, I can focus on more than 2 things at one time. And if I want to fantasize about her fantastic boobs, well let me. I am a conservative in good standing.

Posted by: nevergiveup at June 11, 2010 08:41 AM (0GFWk)


Yeah...what he said. Ditto.

Posted by: Chainsaw Chimp at June 11, 2010 04:51 AM (k4bdL)

21

Here's how the left verifies reports about Sarah Palin:

Rumor: "Something negative about Sarah Palin you can use to hate on her!"

Libs: "Then I believe it!"

Unfortunately this applies to a few of you on the right, too.  You know who you are.

Posted by: Crusty at June 11, 2010 04:51 AM (qzgbP)

22


Hey you know what? Nancy never had a face lift or got botox injections, that's au natural fugly right there.

Posted by: Blazer at June 11, 2010 04:51 AM (t72+4)

23 can't i focus on all four of those boobs?

Posted by: Ben at June 11, 2010 04:53 AM (wuv1c)

24 Isn't it the leftist position that what a woman does with her body is nobody's business other than her own?

Posted by: fly at June 11, 2010 04:54 AM (0HQl1)

25  

For his campaign photo, Alvin Greene should use the same photo that he showed to that girl on the campus. That'll make him "stand out"!!!

And his campaign motto should be "It takes two hands, to handle a Whopper!!!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 11, 2010 04:54 AM (T1boi)

26

Maybe she's preggers again.

or maybe piper is pregnant and sarah is beginning to fake a pregnancy so she can pass the baby off as hers.

Posted by: Andrew "Cum Guzzler" Sullivan at June 11, 2010 04:54 AM (wuv1c)

27 running out of straws to grasp at to divert attention away from Barry's failings that are increasing exponentially and in direct relation to Sarah's enhancements. Posted by: Hussein the Plumber

body

Posted by: maverick muse at June 11, 2010 04:55 AM (H+LJc)

28 The left is focused on the two boobs under Sarah Palin's blouse,

Who on their side has boobs even they would want to focus on?
Helen Thomas?
Al Gore?

Posted by: Miss Fluffy McNutter at June 11, 2010 04:55 AM (xMSXs)

29 Good thing pleated pants aren't in style anymore.  Imagine the crotch hysteria.

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at June 11, 2010 04:56 AM (HaYO4)

30 ...what a woman does with her body is nobody's business other than her own?
Posted by: fly

Not even irony.

What this illustrates is exactly how we will be "treated" medically with these sadists in charge.

Posted by: maverick muse at June 11, 2010 04:57 AM (H+LJc)

31 They are howling in the Post this morning that Fiorina had anything to say about some other woman's hair.

See, they can talk about Palin, but we can't talk about them because they are what? Above that ? Asswipes

Also, this is not great mystery. If she hadn't had decent sized breasts she would not have won beauty pageants, period.

I'm guessing, that to wear those suits she wore for the campaign, she wore a minimizer bra which makes the suits fit better. The recent pic does not show her in a minimizer.

I wear a minimizer for all my tailored suits and dresses, but not for casual events, t-shirts etc. The minimizers are less comfortable.

All this scandal over a friggin minimizer bra or one picture without one. Idiots.

Posted by: dagny at June 11, 2010 04:58 AM (5zW1c)

32

Alvin Greene's campaign motto should be:




The Only Candidate You've Probably Seen On Chat Roulette Wacking Off !

Posted by: Blazer at June 11, 2010 04:58 AM (t72+4)

33

Don't forget that the left is mostly 20-year old queers and 40-year old virgins.  They don't know anything about breasts.  "Feels like a...a bag of sand..."

Posted by: Crusty at June 11, 2010 04:59 AM (qzgbP)

34 All this scandal over a friggin minimizer bra or one picture without one. Idiots.
Posted by: dagny

/She didn't burn it. Off with her head.

Posted by: maverick muse at June 11, 2010 05:01 AM (H+LJc)

35 Isn't it the leftist position that what a woman does with her body is nobody's business other than her own? Posted by: fly at June 11, 2010 08:54 AM (0HQl1) Oh that's gonna leave a mark

Posted by: nevergiveup at June 11, 2010 05:02 AM (0GFWk)

36

The Only Candidate You've Probably Seen On Chat Roulette Wacking Off !

It's already been used.

Posted by: Eric Massa at June 11, 2010 05:02 AM (TmSFT)

37

Man, I'll bet the view from betwixt those lovely mounds is breath taking......

Posted by: maddogg at June 11, 2010 05:03 AM (OlN4e)

38 37

Don't forget that the left is mostly 20-year old queers and 40-year old virgins.  They don't know anything about breasts.  "Feels like a...a bag of sand..."

Posted by: Crusty at June 11, 2010 08:59 AM (qzgbP)

excellent point.

 

Posted by: dananjcon at June 11, 2010 05:03 AM (pr+up)

39 I think someone should ask her about it. And I think her answer should be,
"They're real.... and they're spectacular!"

Posted by: Farmer Joe at June 11, 2010 05:06 AM (z4es9)

40

Point #1-

Most women on the left are vomit-inducing (for their figure, mind you) skin-and-bones libs. Elite society views small breasts as perfectly acceptable in art, but mind you, move above a C cup and its instantly pornographic or primative. Great openmindeness there.

Point #2-

Most on the left believe the pathetic conspiracy that Bristol birthed Trig, so they cannot grasp how Sarah could have slightly larger breasts. Nor could they accept the fact that- bombshell- women's breasts shape/size can change by as much as a cup depending on fluctuations in weight and horomones. Again,if you are stuck with mosquito bites, you won't know anybetter. The conspiracy theory allows you to hide your ignorance.

Point #3-

Carly Fiorina is Hitler and catty for joking about Babs grandma hair, but SP's tits, vagina, and wardrobe are all "fair and important election issues?"

 

Posted by: CAC at June 11, 2010 05:08 AM (lV4Fs)

41

Ok.. so, Sarah Palin's breasts. 

Sorry, what were we talking about?

 

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at June 11, 2010 05:09 AM (e8T35)

42 which strategy do you think will pay dividends in November?

Which ever one promises more free chips and beer.


Posted by: sTevo at June 11, 2010 05:10 AM (Mz7wN)

43

Hmmmm...could she have been wearing a bra that made her boobs look bigger??

See, she is a phony!!11!!!1!1

 

Posted by: dananjcon at June 11, 2010 05:11 AM (pr+up)

44 Our pederast troll the other night believed that Palin was stupid and a "breeder". The queers and 40 virgins are incredibly offended that a successful, smart, strong, attractive woman exists at all and especially on our side and then has the audacity to actually have children.

Their pretended contempt is only indicative of their horrible jealously.

Her having breasts freaks them out because they symbolize for them, as they have for millinia, fecundity and heterosexuality. They do not like that. They want the downfall of the family because then the state has to be the family, the ethos, the germ of the existence of all workers.They hate white people to reproduce, it ruins their plans. It must be stopped.

Posted by: dagny at June 11, 2010 05:14 AM (5zW1c)

45 So many leftie hags have never carried a child to term. News flash. Boobies swell while lactating. Lefies would never know this since they murder all their children.

Posted by: Swollen at June 11, 2010 05:14 AM (Mz7wN)

46 40 year old. Not just the 40 (I guess those pasty beer pong guys)

Posted by: dagny at June 11, 2010 05:15 AM (5zW1c)

47 Nah Sun...  Those ain't fake.

She was casually dressed at the derby.  Her other photos like those that were in the jogging mag were sporting a sports bra.  Squishes them down.  (I don't have to explain this to morons do I?)

She had a thin white shirt and a possible push up but she did not get a boob job.  Boob jobs are for insecure superficial Hollywood scrunts.


Posted by: MelodicMetal at June 11, 2010 05:16 AM (x4S2a)

48

 Todd Palin is a lucky bastard.

 

Posted by: Dirk Diggler at June 11, 2010 05:17 AM (jmf9+)

49

Don't forget that the left is mostly 20-year old queers and 40-year old virgins.  They don't know anything about breasts.  "Feels like a...a bag of sand..."

All they are doing is showing how ignorant they are. Well, and petty, of course, but we knew that.

Andrew Sullivan can't figure out why she didn't look pregnant...her belly wasn't sticking out past her chest, you know...and now they are surprised that her chest is sticking out...cue Jeopardy music while they try to put one and one together her to get a pair of not small breasts...

Posted by: Mama AJ at June 11, 2010 05:20 AM (XdlcF)

50 You know what I do all day?   I sit around and obsess about Sarah Palin.  Because she fills the void in my life.  She fills every crevice of my brain.  Her bra size. Her children.  Her marriage.  I have no time to think about anything else. I am a Democrat.  I know this is a winning strategy. Now excuse me while I go surf the web for photos of Trig.

Posted by: Marie at June 11, 2010 05:20 AM (GuTKr)

51

while they try to put one and one together her to get a pair of not small breasts...

Posted by: Mama AJ at June 11, 2010 05:22 AM (XdlcF)

52

#4

Great setup.  I spent some time biting my tongue on the obvious answer.

 

Posted by: Tregonsee at June 11, 2010 05:25 AM (zeGL3)

53 Can they be more obviously destroyed by jealously?

Posted by: dagny at June 11, 2010 05:29 AM (xEW10)

54 I can see Sarah Palin's cleavage from my house.

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent if forced to watch a soccer game at June 11, 2010 05:35 AM (YVZlY)

55 60 Can they be more obviously destroyed by jealously?

No.

Posted by: Mark in Spokane at June 11, 2010 05:35 AM (Td5hP)

56

Next they'll be telling us Sarah's teeth are capped and that her butt has been enhanced.

Yeah, keep focusing on Mrs. Palin's body, Democrats, and when she finally gets one of your talking heads in a recorded debate/discussion she'll rip them to shreds on the issues to give us some great video bytes.

Didn't electing Obama for his skin color teach you twits anything?

Posted by: Speller at June 11, 2010 05:37 AM (o0R2E)

57 @61

We've never been privy to her cleavage, just the orbital mass.

Which is still fine with me! 

When my Father, Brother, Myself, and my Step Mom were watching Inside Edition, my step mom (the only liberal in the room) had to leave while the rest of us were in awe of her NATURAL beauty.

Several "gad DAYUMS" were utterd

Posted by: MelodicMetal at June 11, 2010 05:40 AM (x4S2a)

58

I can see Sarah Palin's cleavage from my house.

Ok, now I have to clean the coffee off my computer screen.

 

Posted by: Marie at June 11, 2010 05:46 AM (GuTKr)

59 Barbara Boxer; fake hair, fake nails, fake ideals and yet the left want to talk about  Palin?

Posted by: usmc8511 at June 11, 2010 05:48 AM (2rvtD)

60

 No garden is truly complete without an awe inspiring pumpkin patch.

Posted by: Fritz at June 11, 2010 05:48 AM (GwPRU)

61 Wonder how loud the outcry from the lefty-feminists would be if our side began speculating on whether Me-chelle had liposuction?  Just sayin'...

Posted by: Reiver at June 11, 2010 05:49 AM (64S5N)

62

If the evolution-loving Demo-dummies are correct, then they're jealous of Palin because she has produced more offpring than they have, thereby proving herself to be superior.

Her sexual attractiveness and fertility on up to the age where most abortion-loving Demonrats have scarred their uteri to the point of sterility rubs it in their Botoxed-nipped-tucked-and-lifted faces.

Posted by: angryoldfatman at June 11, 2010 05:52 AM (Yw4kE)

63 The queers and 40 virgins are incredibly offended that a successful, smart, strong, attractive woman exists at all and especially on our side and then has the audacity to actually have children.

She had most of them before she was successful.  It can't be done the other way.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at June 11, 2010 05:55 AM (M9BNu)

64 That smile on Todd's face says they are real.


I've seen a smile like that once. In the dictionary under "shit eatin' grin".

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 11, 2010 06:05 AM (Aqzx6)

65 Anything to take the attention away from Huckabee's moobs. 

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at June 11, 2010 06:16 AM (8lCJT)

66 68

 No garden is truly complete without an awe inspiring pumpkin patch.

Paging Dr. Freud.  Dr. Freud, please pick up the white courtesy phone.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 11, 2010 06:17 AM (yQWNf)

67 No garden is truly complete without an awe inspiring pumpkin patch.

Sincerity is most important.

Posted by: Linus van Pelt at June 11, 2010 06:23 AM (4WbTI)

68 Thank you for keeping us abreast of these recent developments. 

Posted by: An Ass With No Name at June 11, 2010 06:26 AM (UqJ8A)

69 I think they're perky! I like 'em!

Posted by: Dennis at June 11, 2010 06:26 AM (OQJ5C)

70 "Maybe she's preggers again."

Todd Palin is DA MAN!


Posted by: Lee at June 11, 2010 06:27 AM (zF8wD)

71 I hate to say it, but this is the one time I agree with the left.

Yes, it's likely  a smear, but  Palin needs to address it if she wants to put the rumors to rest.

She can start by putting up a topless photo on her Facebook page so that we may ascertain the authenticity of her breasts.

Posted by: Warden at June 11, 2010 06:34 AM (fE6tn)

72 Real or not, I'm keeping an eye on them through this knot hole in the fence.

Posted by: Wasilla Stalker at June 11, 2010 06:36 AM (+QXdN)

73 So when do we get to talk about Obama's fake heterosexuality?

Posted by: Warden at June 11, 2010 06:36 AM (fE6tn)

74

you guys are 100%

i am a democrat and i can honestly say that i obsess over sarah palin's boobs

and her legs

god i hate todd

Posted by: obama the prez at June 11, 2010 06:37 AM (gg4j2)

75 I enjoyed reading this perspective. Mine? They're assholes. Thank you for making me feel smart. After all, when I read me some smart people words, I am smart in that moment. Let me be clear- I enjoy reading the smart words on this website, Ace. I'll hit that tip jar one of these days. Again, let me be clear on that. I will hit that tip jar one of these days. I simply grunt cusswords because I lack the capacity to express the deeper shit (which I don't grasp to begin with). Whose (sp?) ass do I have to kick? None. This website makes me smarter. Ok, back to grunting cusswords a if I am crapping a turd the size and shape of a massive hedgeapple...

Posted by: Marge Schott at June 11, 2010 06:38 AM (nBE5A)

76 She can start by putting up a topless photo on her Facebook page so that we may ascertain the authenticity of her breasts.

Actually all she need to do is put on her running shorts and that same shirt and bra and video herself jumping on a trampoline.

It will become apparent if they are real or not.

Posted by: Vic at June 11, 2010 06:39 AM (6taRI)

77 Ask me if I have a pretty girlfiriend. "Okay, okay. Do you have a pretty girlfriend?" "No. But she's got a butthole!"

Posted by: Pete Rose's Corked Bat at June 11, 2010 06:43 AM (nBE5A)

78 "And by the way, they're real and they're spectacular!"

Posted by: jim at June 11, 2010 06:43 AM (GksV5)

79 Minimizer, sport, underwire, cross-your-heart, all I know about bras is, those little metal thingies on the back are real hard to unhook, 'specially after about the 6th or 7th Pabst Blue Ribbon...

Posted by: bigred at June 11, 2010 06:43 AM (WUwAu)

80

81  That was a noble effort there chief.

 

Heaven forfend that a woman look like a woman, and an attractive woman at that -- you can "have it all baby", but you have to look like a man or an asexual alien in order to be anything other than a nympho according to the leftist playbook...and they are the ones who despise prudery?  They make the Puritans look like libertines.

Posted by: unknown jane, humanities major at June 11, 2010 06:43 AM (5/yRG)

81 "Sorry kids, we just couldn't get that grin off your dad's face"

Posted by: Todd Palin's undertaker at June 11, 2010 06:46 AM (WUwAu)

82 92  I don't know...

Posted by: unknown jane, humanities major at June 11, 2010 06:49 AM (5/yRG)

83 Well...

...good for Todd.

Posted by: g at June 11, 2010 06:51 AM (Kq5oU)

84 I have the solution. We will plug the hole with giant hedgeapple shaped turds. See? Who needs the Dutch. I am Barack Obama, bitch! Hey, Joe eat another peanut butter sandwich. You too, Michelle. Keep eating those sandwiches.

Posted by: Captain Kickass at June 11, 2010 06:53 AM (nBE5A)

85 I should have STFI for instructions... sorry.

Posted by: I am 85 and I am not a troll, just a fucking moron at June 11, 2010 06:55 AM (nBE5A)

86 30

Maybe she's preggers again.

or maybe piper is pregnant and sarah is beginning to fake a pregnancy so she can pass the baby off as hers.

Posted by: Andrew "Cum Guzzler" Sullivan at June 11, 2010 08:54 AM (wuv1c)

LOL. Gave me a good laugh.  I think it's adorable that it's painfully obvious Sarah and Todd are still crazy for each other.  Good for them.

Posted by: Nicole at June 11, 2010 06:57 AM (CH1cF)

87

As much as Sara is loved by some, she is hated by others.  She arouses such strong passions on the left, the right, and also in my pants.   

Posted by: California Red at June 11, 2010 06:57 AM (7hPHX)

88 By the way, lemme clear this up: there's no baby in me.  Sarah is just hawt.  Proceed.

Posted by: Sarah Palin's Uterus at June 11, 2010 06:58 AM (CH1cF)

89 She arouses such strong passions on the left, the right, and also in my pants.   

Posted by: California Red at June 11, 2010 10:57 AM (7hPHX)

I see what you did there...

Posted by: conscious, but incoherent at June 11, 2010 07:00 AM (YVZlY)

90 What was impressive (read:revolting) was, as mentioned, the lighting quick speed with which all the Gawker-esque sites had their stories up after Wonkette gave them there cue. From there, you had sites like Best Week Ever "just hating" to even have to do such a story. I mean, it really pained them, you know? And of course all the celebrity sites had the story, allowing you to vote: New Fun Bags/ Same Ol' Same Ol'?- and of course spew whatever bile you wanted in the comment section at Palin. This was all in a matter of hours, not even one full day. Oh, and remember, Palin is stupid and unimportant.

Posted by: ktgreat at June 11, 2010 07:05 AM (+Sl4q)

91

Well done, CDR.

Posted by: 102 at June 11, 2010 07:08 AM (nBE5A)

92

I cannot think of a better topic for political discussion. 

We should be talking about her breasts until November, and beyond.

Seriously.  With lots of pictures and photoshop overlays, samples of enhanced and unenhanced breasts, etc.

This is the best political season since ... forever.


Posted by: hobgoblin at June 11, 2010 07:15 AM (BXLor)

93

"I can see her "front porch from Russia" IYKWIMAITYD!" Vlad Putin

 

Posted by: TheThinManReturns at June 11, 2010 07:16 AM (W3XUk)

94 That's my first sock puppet post (#105), and I blew it!

Posted by: TheThinManReturns at June 11, 2010 07:18 AM (W3XUk)

95

Boob jobs are for insecure superficial Hollywood scrunts.

And that's why this actually matters.  Sarah has a wholesome, genuine image.  If she really had implants, I would be disappointed, and I think most of you would be too.  My first reaction was that she might be pregnant again.

Posted by: Pervy Grin at June 11, 2010 07:18 AM (OxKj2)

96 How come no one is talking about my boobs?  Just had em done, and mine are way more expensive than the snowbilly's.

Posted by: Willard in Paramus at June 11, 2010 07:18 AM (jat5l)

97

I wouldn't have put it past her to have had a breast lift after 5 children, which is a procedure to have the excess skin removed.  That's not the same as implants and it fixes the natural sagging from the size changes that the pups go through.

Or maybe she's like the character Hillary in "Top Secret," whose name means "She whose bosoms defy gravity."

Posted by: BB at June 11, 2010 07:21 AM (qF8q3)

98

Jeez, why do people believe everything on the internet without checking.

First most importantly, that is NOT Sarah Palin. ThatÂ’s Lisa Ann (the porn star) from NailinÂ’ Palin fame.

Please learn to verify and well do a little resesearch (and try using your eyes)about anything on the internet. Another thing, this could have been photo-shopped onto a pic of Palin, and may well be done in the near future. However, if you are graphics smart and have a graphics program such as Photoshop you can determine if it is real or photo-shopped. That is if you have good eyes and the tech know how.

Like Alice came to understand, everything is not as it seems.




Posted by: Porn Lover at June 11, 2010 07:34 AM (JpVJn)

99 First most importantly, that is NOT Sarah Palin. ThatÂ’s Lisa Ann (the porn star) from NailinÂ’ Palin fame.

The picture from the horse race that started all this shit is NOT Lisa Ann the porn star.

Posted by: Vic at June 11, 2010 07:36 AM (6taRI)

100

Mmmmm.......   Boobies.....

 

What were we talking about?

Posted by: Max Entropy at June 11, 2010 07:44 AM (la188)

101 It's easy to tell the difference by simply seeing a picture of any woman who is lying on her back.  Real ones flatten out, boob jobs keep pointing at the sky.

Posted by: Speller at June 11, 2010 07:45 AM (o0R2E)

102 How come no one talks about my supple boobs ????

Posted by: Hilliary Clinton at June 11, 2010 07:47 AM (k7Ddt)

103 Who in the Hell wants to looks at Liberal Babe boobs...They are Skanks bigtime....

Posted by: John Jonekins at June 11, 2010 07:48 AM (k7Ddt)

104 Is available no pitcher? Is pre-first amendment right to fantasize over fantasy-presidential sweater puppies. Is best reason to hope for nanny state.

Posted by: Waldermar Schpuntzel at June 11, 2010 08:23 AM (Npnnx)

105

I for one welcome our leftie overlords.

A guilt-free reason to think about Sarah Palin's tits all morning.

Posted by: Prufrock at June 11, 2010 08:33 AM (rqDjT)

106 Now I know for certain the Palin bikini pic was a fake, her boobs were too small!

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 11, 2010 08:58 AM (snlsw)

107 Okay all you hippy feminists, go put on an underwire bra and stand in front of a mirror with your chest high and your elbows thrown way back.  See they look bigger and higher - even your old saggy ones.  Now imagine if you'd worn a bra your whole adult life, exercised and had five children you could have looked like Sarah at 46.  Too bad your jealousy and hate have blinded you to the obvious.

Posted by: SAM at June 11, 2010 09:05 AM (f/p/e)

108

Two gals at this outfit are both full VPs - real VPs this ain't a bank - and have nine kids between them.  They're both very attractive and close to brilliant.  I didn't have the courage to have kids but am proud of and grateful to those who do.

Dagny hit the nail on the head.  Minimizers under suits, sometimes sports bras as well, and sports bras most of the rest of the time.  Sarah was wearing a VS though in the t-shirt shot. 

 

Posted by: iowavette at June 11, 2010 09:16 AM (0JTac)

109

Not sure where I saw this excellent mot so all I can do is try to Hoover up the credit for it without bothering to find out what genius said it originally, coz thats how I roll.

Words to the effect: "Lefties should stop worrying about whether Sarah added to her pair and start worrying about when or if Diaper Jesus will ever GROW a pair."

Zing! Hey-O!!!

 

Posted by: mike d at June 11, 2010 09:23 AM (W0V5W)

110 Everyone knows what this really is about.

Her boobs are fake, just like her hockey mom image, that stupid accent, all those speeches, everything on her Facebook page, tax cuts, patriotism and all Republicans phonies, especially Ronnie Reagan. All fake. See, I told you so!


It's really lame, yet they persist daily.
Fuck them with a 4 ft cactus soaked in Tabasco.

She's hot, and all natural, all American.

I'll be in my bunk.

Posted by: Brian72 at June 11, 2010 09:28 AM (GNBk5)

111 Sarah Palin's breast implants are occupying her chest, and they should go back to where they came from!

Posted by: Helen Thomas at June 11, 2010 09:40 AM (zIC5T)

112 She is likely still breastfeeding Trig.  Breastfeeding women have larger breasts than when they are not breastfeeding.

Posted by: dmhbeaver at June 11, 2010 09:49 AM (TsZbZ)

113 Now that I think of it, maybe plastic surgery is a legitimate political issue. Look what those plugs did to Sheriff Biden's brain.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 11, 2010 09:54 AM (zIC5T)

114 I, for one, am shocked (SHOCKED!) that the Liberal Left Loonies all haven't memorized that Feminist bible "Our Bodies, Ourselves", and understand that  Sarah's Sweater Meat is all natural. My 42DD girlfriend has a shirt just like that, and with the airbagged, cleavage-enhancing bras she usually wears, her rack looks bigger than it is.

Posted by: Smokey Behr at June 11, 2010 10:00 AM (QyeW7)

115 Please don't do that to Tabasco. It just wants to make your food happy and delicious. Use Frank's Red "Hot".

Posted by: Tabasco Board of Directors at June 11, 2010 10:07 AM (DyuqI)

116 Someone asked for pics ...

http://barbaricthoughts.blogspot.com/2010/06/seriously.html

Posted by: hrh at June 11, 2010 10:12 AM (62LhM)

117 Particularly take note of the college-era Sarah pic wearing the tee-shirt that declares:

"I may be broke but I'm not flat busted!"

Seems Sarah's had a sense of humor about her attributes from an early age ...

Posted by: hrh at June 11, 2010 10:15 AM (62LhM)

118 All part and parcel of the lefty feminists' jealousy of all things Palin.

Jealous of her looks, her husband, her family, her personally won success, and most especially her happiness.Jealous of her being in the spotlight on the world's stage getting all the attention they wish they were getting. She is everything they wish they could be but know for a fact they are not and could never be. She is the example and the proof of their own failure.  She is their worst nightmare.



Posted by: davidt at June 11, 2010 10:34 AM (HtIec)

119

Lemme see now.  The left says those good lookin' (got to drop my final "gs" just like El Presidente does when he wants to butch it up a bit) sweater puppies  under Ms. Palin's T shirt are "fake".  And they say that the whole person in anothre shot is "fake"--a Palin head photoshopped on a porn star body.

Well I say that the "boob" we have in the White House is a fake.  A fake President that is.  He sold us one thing in 2008 (let's say a fine lookin' political worman with perky tits)--the "bait".  And then he gave us the "switch" an old political hag lookin' like Nancy Pelosi on a bad hair day.

 

I ask you now--after 18 months experience under our New Messiah.  Would you buy a used car from Obama?

Posted by: Comanche Voter at June 11, 2010 12:50 PM (ktYjH)

120

A good bra and pleats between your tits will do that. My own mother asked if I had had a boob job while wearing a very similar blouse.

This might be the one and only comparison that can be made between Teh Sarah and myself.

Consider me flattered.

Posted by: jmflynny at June 11, 2010 03:15 PM (LDvBQ)

121 It's absolutely none of my fuckin' business whether she has breast implants or not. Who the hell thinks someone potentially having breast implants is news? Assholes?

Posted by: cackfinger at June 11, 2010 03:28 PM (TUBcJ)

122 Sarah Palin's boobs are so much nicer to dwell upon then Helen Thomas mouth. Thank you obsessive haters.

Next up for the misogynist haters of the Left... Meg Whitman, Carly Fiorina, Nikki Haley, Sharron Angle, Kristi Noem...

Posted by: DANEgerus at June 11, 2010 03:58 PM (LMi2C)

123 Obviously, Bush derangement syndrome has morphed into Palin derangement syndrome.

Posted by: Brad at June 12, 2010 07:42 PM (qNLPi)

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