January 16, 2010
— LauraW Well.
It's been quite a week, hasn't it?
I'm sitting here on the back steps of the AOSHQ with the laptop, smoking a ciggy and watching Ace and Slublog clean their hobo gaffs and chat (they went on a joint expedition last night).
It's a little chilly, but a beautiful mild Winter morning in New England. My coffee is making little curls of steam, just like the still-warm entrails that Slublog is shoveling into the storm drain right now.
Good day for some not-very literary goofiness. Haiku in 5-7-5 format or Loose Shit, your choice.
lefty dorkwads say
Brown's a closet plutocrat
'cuz he lives indoors
keep fuckin' that chicken
an attorney owns some land
well don't that beat all
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Posted by: Methos at January 16, 2010 06:54 AM (Xsi7M)
Posted by: ParisParamus at January 16, 2010 07:00 AM (Hv1Cx)
State troopers endorse
Scott Brown now cause he's long been
"For Law and Order."
(Saw the vid today on Hotair. Plus the point is made that Coakley not getting the endorsements from cop guilds/unions is further embarassing for an AG. I hadn't even though of that--beyond the Cambridge Police Guild going for Brown 11-2 despite her hubby being a former cop there!
Posted by: runningrn at January 16, 2010 07:00 AM (CfmlF)
Coackley sucks
Obama sucks harder
The MSM sucks hardest of all
But Haiku is a lost cause so suck that MA voters
From Jonah Goldberg;
The Democratic party is panicking like brothel patrons with the cops at the door. TheyÂ’re dropping shock troops of muckety-mucks, hacks, spinners, and door-knockers into Boston like Rangers into Normandy.
Posted by: Vic at January 16, 2010 07:02 AM (QrA9E)
Posted by: curious at January 16, 2010 07:03 AM (p302b)
Posted by: The Dems at January 16, 2010 07:03 AM (DVl4L)
Boston wins World Series
Shilling pitches in bloody sock
while rooting for yankees
by
Martha Antoinette Coakely
Posted by: robtr at January 16, 2010 07:05 AM (fwSHf)
Posted by: President Toonces at January 16, 2010 07:05 AM (W+E+o)
Posted by: Countrysquire at January 16, 2010 07:06 AM (MNxpu)
Posted by: Martha Coakley at January 16, 2010 07:07 AM (DVl4L)
Posted by: curious at January 16, 2010 07:08 AM (p302b)
Posted by: 52% at January 16, 2010 07:09 AM (DVl4L)
Posted by: Mal at January 16, 2010 07:10 AM (Z+qzA)
Posted by: Filthy Scandi snowbilly at January 16, 2010 07:11 AM (BxtwP)
Posted by: Harry Reid at January 16, 2010 07:11 AM (DVl4L)
to be a Dem this long then
Schilling could be a
Yankee fan, you dumb
redneck hicks, now vote for me
I'm better than you
(yes, I can do double)
Posted by: Martha Coakley at January 16, 2010 07:12 AM (RLdOH)
Posted by: Oil Field Trash at January 16, 2010 07:14 AM (HRy8i)
Posted by: curious at January 16, 2010 07:14 AM (p302b)
Posted by: Filthy Scandi snowbilly at January 16, 2010 07:15 AM (BxtwP)
Whose life went to hell in a bucket.
He got drunk and then drove,
Off the bridge the Olds dove
Cuz he was trying to get her to suck it.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at January 16, 2010 07:16 AM (lN56Y)
Posted by: 48% at January 16, 2010 07:17 AM (DVl4L)
Posted by: Mal at January 16, 2010 07:17 AM (Z+qzA)
Now gasping on life support.
Scott Brown pulls the plug.
Leftist Kos douchebags
Mourn the death by hugging trees.
Trees duly repulsed.
AoS morons
Dip their balls in Barry's tears;
Suck it, Honest Cloud!
Posted by: Milesdei at January 16, 2010 07:18 AM (FS9ko)
Martha hates <a href="http://tinyurl.com/dxuoyf">The Standells</a>, too.
At least, so I've heard....
Posted by: notropis at January 16, 2010 07:19 AM (lfQrB)
Posted by: Filthy Scandi snowbilly at January 16, 2010 07:19 AM (BxtwP)
Posted by: Mal at January 16, 2010 07:20 AM (Z+qzA)
Posted by: Sparky the Cat at January 16, 2010 07:21 AM (DVl4L)
Shit, Mal. I must have subconciously stolen line three from your haiku.
I hereby disqualify myself.
Posted by: ErikW at January 16, 2010 07:22 AM (L+BFQ)
Coakleyed in my pants
reading all these poems
you guys truly rock!!
(Long-time lurker, first-time poster)
Posted by: Rightwingdeathbeast at January 16, 2010 07:23 AM (cq8CW)
Posted by: eman at January 16, 2010 07:24 AM (RdIBa)
Posted by: The Dems at January 16, 2010 07:24 AM (DVl4L)
Posted by: Filthy Scandi snowbilly at January 16, 2010 07:24 AM (BxtwP)
Posted by: President Toonces at January 16, 2010 07:24 AM (W+E+o)
A poem lovely as a tree
And by "tree" I mean a nineteen year old nymphomaniac that owns a liquor store.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at January 16, 2010 07:25 AM (lN56Y)
Posted by: The Mega Independent at January 16, 2010 07:26 AM (5I0Yr)
Posted by: dananjcon at January 16, 2010 07:28 AM (8eVPo)
Posted by: The Dems at January 16, 2010 07:28 AM (DVl4L)
Posted by: Filthy Scandi snowbilly at January 16, 2010 07:29 AM (BxtwP)
Posted by: Mal at January 16, 2010 07:30 AM (Z+qzA)
Posted by: 48% at January 16, 2010 07:31 AM (DVl4L)
Why Ted Kennedy
Why did you have to die
And leave us with HER?
(FIFY, Dems)
New definitions:
"Change" is "Socialism" and
"Hope" is "Voter Fraud."
Posted by: barbelle at January 16, 2010 07:31 AM (qF8q3)
Gotta go see bad
Pac-10 b-ball now, alas,
Huskies will lose big.
(You guys are rocking the a.m. haiku! I can't wait til the game is over, and I can come back and check on you all!) Teh Moron nation--a nation of Nobel Laureates in Haiku, who knew?
Posted by: runningrn at January 16, 2010 07:31 AM (CfmlF)
Posted by: palin-steele (still amusing as a punching bag) at January 16, 2010 07:33 AM (lN56Y)
Food channel original
Scripps is greedy
Losing viewers
TLC and DSC channels
ready to step into the breach..
Posted by: curious at January 16, 2010 07:34 AM (p302b)
Posted by: The Mega Independent at January 16, 2010 07:34 AM (5I0Yr)
Posted by: Filthy Scandi snowbilly at January 16, 2010 07:34 AM (BxtwP)
Ace bloggers homophobic
They just don't get us
Hillbuzz concern trolls:
Are Ace bloggers scared of gays?
Only if they're brown....
Posted by: notropis at January 16, 2010 07:35 AM (lfQrB)
Posted by: SEIU/Acorn at January 16, 2010 07:35 AM (DVl4L)
Posted by: Obama Voter at January 16, 2010 07:36 AM (lN56Y)
Posted by: Martha Coakley at January 16, 2010 07:36 AM (5I0Yr)
Posted by: Mal at January 16, 2010 07:37 AM (Z+qzA)
Martha smears Brown
ad Brown UPS driving Jobs out of US
Dems forced by UPS to pull ad
Nothing like a little trademark infraction, geniuses. (legal insurrection)
Posted by: Derak at January 16, 2010 07:38 AM (sPWq2)
Posted by: dananjcon at January 16, 2010 07:38 AM (8eVPo)
Posted by: Mary Jo at January 16, 2010 07:39 AM (5I0Yr)
Posted by: curious
Curious,
Pay cash.
Dave
Posted by: Dave Ramsey at January 16, 2010 07:40 AM (mka2b)
Posted by: Filthy Scandi snowbilly at January 16, 2010 07:40 AM (BxtwP)
Posted by: ParisParamus at January 16, 2010 07:41 AM (Hv1Cx)
Posted by: MM at January 16, 2010 07:42 AM (v9z5X)
Posted by: Quilly Mammoth at January 16, 2010 07:42 AM (j5JPf)
Criticisms of the dems
but dems ignore
the criticism of republicans
and it's maddening
Posted by: curious at January 16, 2010 07:43 AM (p302b)
Posted by: President Toonces at January 16, 2010 07:45 AM (W+E+o)
Posted by: Filthy Scandi snowbilly at January 16, 2010 07:45 AM (BxtwP)
Posted by: naturalfake at January 16, 2010 07:46 AM (HylJ6)
Posted by: Martha Coakley at January 16, 2010 07:46 AM (5I0Yr)
Posted by: Mal at January 16, 2010 07:48 AM (Z+qzA)
Posted by: Martha C. at January 16, 2010 07:49 AM (5I0Yr)
Posted by: Martha Coakley at January 16, 2010 07:52 AM (5I0Yr)
Posted by: Keith at January 16, 2010 07:52 AM (4mDwj)
Posted by: Billyj at January 16, 2010 07:52 AM (y+fw5)
Posted by: ParisParamus at January 16, 2010 11:43 AM (Hv1C
ParisParamus
here at HQ we allow
haiku form called 'Loose Shit'
Proper form is better but anything goes as long as it's haiku-ish.
Posted by: lauraw at January 16, 2010 07:53 AM (R2Wys)
Rope-a-dope dreams coming true
Digs a deeper hole.
Sarah's backing Brown
Death knell for Obamacare
Harry Reid's in tears
Even Barney Frank
Knows this plan has gone to shit
Massachusettes rocks!
2024
Maybe we can try again
Or in '28.
Where'd the flowers go?
Voters rammed them up your ass
Will you ever learn?
Hillary just laughs
"Not as easy as it looked?"
PUMAs sharpen knives
What is best in life?
Bacon, guns and dipping balls
Scott Brown kicking ass.
Enemies are crushed
Lamentations fill the air
See the douchebags driv'n
Olbermann has planned
Special comment Wednesday night
Set your DVR
Moonbats in Vermont
Contemplating suicide
Time now to secede?
Climate treaty, Deeds
Jon Corzine, Olympic dreams
Great track record, Bar
Tea baggers can't win
Not in Massachusetts, guys.
Eeyores, suck my balls
Posted by: Little Miss Factcheck at January 16, 2010 07:53 AM (xqhoO)
Posted by: naturalfake at January 16, 2010 07:54 AM (HylJ6)
Posted by: dananjcon at January 16, 2010 07:54 AM (8eVPo)
I am now your king!
So sorry my crown is squashed.
Michelle sat on it.
And my foreign gaffes?
Just learn from the protocol.
Soon you'll bow to me.
Posted by: barbelle at January 16, 2010 07:55 AM (qF8q3)
The Democrat leadership said:
The Republican party is dead
Massachusettes rejoice
Martha Coakley's your choice
To replace old, fat drunken Ted.
Then a time-share owner, Scott Brown
Started shaking hands 'round Boston town.
His message was thrilling
Backed by Red Sox man Schilling,
While poor Martha sounds more like a clown.
Posted by: huerfano at January 16, 2010 07:55 AM (kJLH9)
her campaign they said was jokely
she'll cry tuesday night
cause she shrank from the fight
and BO will ask for his payback.
Posted by: curious at January 16, 2010 07:56 AM (p302b)
Posted by: Mal at January 16, 2010 07:57 AM (Z+qzA)
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 16, 2010 07:57 AM (QECjC)
"Let me give a big shout out..."
"Let me eat waffles...."
Barack is nothing
But Haiku segments hanging
In the breeze like sheets.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at January 16, 2010 07:58 AM (lN56Y)
Posted by: Truman North at January 16, 2010 07:58 AM (FjC5u)
Gollum caught by Faramir.
"Don't want fish" he says.
(How's that for hopelessly nerdy and obscure?)
Posted by: notropis at January 16, 2010 08:01 AM (lfQrB)
Eeyores, please get your
Sad, whiny tails back to the
Hundred Acre Wood.
Sure, he may not win.
It has been a blast to see
How scared they all are.
Posted by: barbelle at January 16, 2010 08:01 AM (qF8q3)
tingles my legs and then some
Coakley not so much
Posted by: Andy Sullivan
Just curious ...
Has Andy chimed in on this election? Doesn't he sort of live in Massachusetts?
Posted by: Long Island at January 16, 2010 08:02 AM (TiURi)
Posted by: ford at January 16, 2010 08:04 AM (Ki7fm)
Filled with Dems
That rig elections.
Stepping on the votes
That the proles
Cast, they crunch.
The Dems howl, bare
Their fangs, dance,
Tumble in the
plummeting polls,
Musty, wet pelts
Glistening in defeat.
Posted by: Barry Soetoro, age 14 1/2 at January 16, 2010 08:04 AM (7+pP9)
Wherever he resides, "sort of live" would be the correct description.
Posted by: notropis at January 16, 2010 08:05 AM (lfQrB)
Morning in America
Begins this Tuesday
In Massachusetts
Second shot heard 'round the world
About to be fired
Posted by: Andy at January 16, 2010 08:07 AM (f1o8E)
Posted by: Mal at January 16, 2010 08:08 AM (Z+qzA)
Not in America. See Nick Virgilo's "Lily and Bass". Moras and syllables do not equate.
Posted by: Quilly Mammoth at January 16, 2010 08:09 AM (j5JPf)
“Why would you hand the keys to the car back to the same guys whose policies drove the economy into the ditch and then walked away from the scene of the accident?” Van Hollen said.
Ahem........ http://tinyurl.com/ycom4f8
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at January 16, 2010 08:10 AM (lN56Y)
Posted by: The Mega Independent at January 16, 2010 08:10 AM (5I0Yr)
Posted by: OregonMuse at January 16, 2010 08:11 AM (I3PoI)
Not in America. See Nick Virgilo's "Lily and Bass". Moras and syllables do not equate.
Poetry lessons for morons. Nice!
Posted by: huerfano at January 16, 2010 08:11 AM (kJLH9)
210 Hottie McAwesome
tingles my legs and then some
Coakley not so much
Posted by: Andy Sullivan
Just curious ...
Has Andy chimed in on this election? Doesn't he sort of live in Massachusetts?
Andy's head up ass
Or maybe up husband's ass
Have not heard from him
Posted by: Where's Andy at January 16, 2010 08:12 AM (GXLjK)
Posted by: George Orwell at January 16, 2010 08:15 AM (AZGON)
Posted by: Damon Bailey at January 16, 2010 08:16 AM (DhuTo)
Posted by: rawmuse at January 16, 2010 08:16 AM (NhERI)
Posted by: madamex at January 16, 2010 08:17 AM (XB+A8)
“Why would you hand the keys to the car back to the same guys whose policies drove the economy into the ditch and then walked away from the scene of the accident?” Van Hollen said.
That has been the meme of every commie-crat interviewed
on the MA election
Teh reporters never make any effort to contradict them
that is teh real suck
Posted by: Vic at January 16, 2010 08:18 AM (QrA9E)
Posted by: notropis at January 16, 2010 08:19 AM (lfQrB)
Posted by: President Toonces at January 16, 2010 08:19 AM (W+E+o)
Why not be like the
Dominican Republic?
You know the answer.
Dominican Republic per capita income: approx $9000.
Haiti's per capita income: approx $1800.
Posted by: sickinmass at January 16, 2010 08:19 AM (Dxfei)
Posted by: Vic at January 16, 2010 12:18 PM (QrA9E)
I find it hilarious they used that turn of phrase in this election.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at January 16, 2010 08:20 AM (lN56Y)
Posted by: dananjcon at January 16, 2010 08:21 AM (xEGYG)
Posted by: sickinmass at January 16, 2010 12:19 PM (Dxfei)
By 2013
US per capita wage
Will be in billions.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at January 16, 2010 08:22 AM (lN56Y)
Posted by: bergerbilder at January 16, 2010 08:22 AM (u61UO)
He fosters diverse culture.
Japan lost the war...
Wait, that sucks. Let me try again...
Lib coffee houses-
Brainwash them with our haikus!
They will think it's art.
Posted by: Texmom at January 16, 2010 08:23 AM (WzN8I)
Hunched and shaking,
morons turned fail junkies
wait for Martha C.
Needing their fix -
just one more sweet gaffe.
She is the source.
Just 'til Tuesday
and then we'll go straight,
we promise! This time
Wednesday we go
back to hobo hunting
and swilling Valu-Rite
Posted by: Nine-toe Brown at January 16, 2010 08:24 AM (7+pP9)
Posted by: Dem planner at January 16, 2010 08:24 AM (yCWYQ)
Posted by: Fresh Air at January 16, 2010 08:24 AM (c/qlU)
Posted by: The MA Electorate at January 16, 2010 08:25 AM (AZGON)
Why not be like the
Dominican Republic?
You know the answer.
Yes, Haiti is a former French Colony. French Colonies always have a worse legacy then colonies of the other European Empires.
That is what you meant, right?
Posted by: Quilly Mammoth at January 16, 2010 08:26 AM (j5JPf)
osted by: Dem planner ,Posted by: Dem planner at January 16, 2010 08:27 AM (yCWYQ)
Posted by: madamex at January 16, 2010 08:28 AM (XB+A8)
“Why would you hand the keys to the car back to the same guys whose policies drove the economy into the ditch and then walked away from the scene of the accident?” Van Hollen said
Did someone really have the nerve to ask a question about driving in to something and then walking away in this particular Senate race?
Posted by: Yet another wench at January 16, 2010 08:29 AM (GXLjK)
Say no to Coakley,
could not spell Massachusetts.
Doesn’t have an ‘E’.
Say no to health care,
Massachusetts does not want,
How daft can she be?
Posted by: sickinmass at January 16, 2010 08:30 AM (Dxfei)
Posted by: Mal at January 16, 2010 08:30 AM (Z+qzA)
Posted by: MrCaniac at January 16, 2010 08:30 AM (Vol3D)
Posted by: Mal at January 16, 2010 08:37 AM (Z+qzA)
Posted by: George Orwell at January 16, 2010 08:37 AM (AZGON)
Posted by: The Mega Independent at January 16, 2010 08:38 AM (5I0Yr)
the dead are aloft
the vote is so last decade
laughter floats in wind
still trying patience
what is the purpose we plead
hoping changing lies
am i almost there?
Posted by: willow at January 16, 2010 08:41 AM (7FgWm)
To screw over everyone
Don't worry, he's exempt
Healthcare cap and tax
Socialism is not creeping
It is running fast
Unions get great deal
Everyone else will pay lots
Dems screw us again
Posted by: shibumi at January 16, 2010 08:41 AM (OKZrE)
Chuck Norris was Jack Bauer's Daddy,
Masturbatory mistake fielded a shart,
It LIVES! I'll name it: Obama!
Posted by: Only a Cynic.... at January 16, 2010 08:43 AM (2m+M+)
Replacing Ted Kennedy
Perfect symmetry
Posted by: lincolntf at January 16, 2010 12:41 PM (Ab8Sw)
He has a time share
He has some rental houses
That's not really rich
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at January 16, 2010 08:44 AM (lN56Y)
talking to little robot...
Program, now attack!
Soon temperature
will be under my control
to make better beer.
Posted by: kurtilator at January 16, 2010 08:44 AM (juh4Z)
Posted by: Martha Coakley, Super Genius at January 16, 2010 08:44 AM (AZGON)
Posted by: The Mega Independent at January 16, 2010 08:45 AM (5I0Yr)
190 -- Winnah.
My coffee is making little curls of steam, just like the still-warm entrails that Slublog is shoveling into the storm drain right now.
Although she may have a hump
Moronette Laura
To get new book contract soon
Posted by: RushBabe at January 16, 2010 08:46 AM (LKkE8)
But never, and I mean never, could anyone ever make the mistake of calling me a Yankee fan. Well, check that, if you didnÂ’t know what the hell is going on in your own state maybe you couldÂ….
Posted by: Mal at January 16, 2010 08:47 AM (Z+qzA)
Posted by: Tommy Friedman, Pres. Dictator Fan Club at January 16, 2010 08:47 AM (AZGON)
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at January 16, 2010 08:48 AM (nlv2q)
Posted by: Rahm Emmanuel at January 16, 2010 08:51 AM (AZGON)
Posted by: George Orwell at January 16, 2010 08:58 AM (AZGON)
Never in my life
have I looked forward so much
to election results
When returns come in
I expect to be swimming
in ball-dipping happiness
Burning in hell's blaze
Ted sees Fox News coverage
on endless tape loop
Posted by: Z as in Jersey at January 16, 2010 09:02 AM (pJcTo)
Posted by: PKO Strany at January 16, 2010 09:04 AM (1rQWu)
Posted by: Crusty at January 16, 2010 09:04 AM (qzgbP)
The warning from NRO on backroom deal
for new taxes on Capital Gains
story from Fox now expanded
Capital gain AND dividends for "rich"
we know how that works - right.....
Not only does the average man get screwed but he will get it a second time to pay for the unions. It just keeps on raining on my back.
Posted by: Vic at January 16, 2010 09:04 AM (QrA9E)
>>Some got absentees
For Brown 60 to 40
Pray for Nor'easter..Posted by: madamex
LOL.
Scott Brown is the best
Chance to save Massachusetts
Vote sunshine or snow!
this new strength and attitude.
Red White Blue and Brown.
DiT.. I bow to you.
IÂ’m looking for hope
all under the reign of change
Let freedom ring now
Posted by: sickinmass at January 16, 2010 09:05 AM (Dxfei)
Let's see: a haiku has three lines
And what ... five syllables, then seven, then ... how many?
What the hell: this is an affirmative action haiku!
Posted by: Barack Obama at January 16, 2010 09:08 AM (877zB)
Posted by: Crusty at January 16, 2010 09:12 AM (qzgbP)
Posted by: Crusty at January 16, 2010 09:15 AM (qzgbP)
was made in mid civil war
must have tasted bad
Coffee, milk, sugar
boiled down into a thick paste
soldiers drank from cups
Kept in metal tins
one spoon full in hot water
Aah, that hit the spot!
Saturdays bore me
History Channel it is
nothing else is on
Posted by: Intrepid at January 16, 2010 09:15 AM (92zkk)
No time to put this in Haiku.
Just left Danvers stand out for Brown - people honking like the Red Sox just won another World Series. Crazy!
On my way to Gloucester to stand out in front of Coakley event. Home to grab a camer. Will take pics!
Posted by: loppyd at January 16, 2010 09:16 AM (UJIeT)
Posted by: Barry at January 16, 2010 09:17 AM (5I0Yr)
Candidates flee photo ops
Nice endorsing, Bar!
Mojo pissed away
Who thought I could fall so fast?
Second term kaput.
After 2012
Need to find another job
Shamwow Vince, look out.
Stop the Walmart hate
They may come in useful soon
Greeter jobs abound
I could sell used cars
But we crushed up all of them
Oh, the irony
Posted by: Little Miss Factcheck at January 16, 2010 09:17 AM (xqhoO)
Posted by: Peony Moss at January 16, 2010 09:18 AM (bpHcn)
Posted by: Yabble Dabble at January 16, 2010 09:18 AM (2EcDa)
One last thing...
Was in Ipswich this morning and saw Coakley people packing up in shame. Brown people down the street getting tons of honks. Ipswich is moonbat central.
Later.
Posted by: loppyd at January 16, 2010 09:19 AM (UJIeT)
Posted by: Peony Moss at January 16, 2010 09:22 AM (bpHcn)
LetÂ’s roll, baby
Obama radioactive
Nail in coffin now!
Posted by: Todd Beamer at January 16, 2010 09:26 AM (qD3QA)
and then,
the cockroaches have the balls to appeal to our generosity.
Sorry, I can't squeeze it into 5-7-5
Posted by: franksalterego at January 16, 2010 09:26 AM (GKyIE)
Not only does the average man get screwed but he will get it a second time to pay for the unions. It just keeps on raining on my back.
Sorry, Vic, that's not rain.
Posted by: huerfano at January 16, 2010 09:28 AM (kJLH9)
Posted by: bergerbilder at January 16, 2010 09:31 AM (u61UO)
Posted by: Intrepid at January 16, 2010 09:32 AM (92zkk)
Posted by: Pike Place Pete at January 16, 2010 09:33 AM (qD3QA)
Posted by: nyc redneck at January 16, 2010 09:34 AM (EtrGh)
Upon further review I actually skipped a syllable. So I definitely win the "doesn't always re-read his post before hitting send" award for the day.
Posted by: lincolntf at January 16, 2010 09:35 AM (Ab8Sw)
Sorry, I can't squeeze it into 5-7-5
"You're Arrogant! Mean!"
Roaches then have 'nads to say,
"Would you please donate?"
Posted by: barbelle at January 16, 2010 09:35 AM (qF8q3)
like yummy, yummy bacon
I'd be lesbian
Posted by: momma at January 16, 2010 01:25 PM (penCf)
Thanks a lot, momma
That picture's in my head now.
I'll be in my bunk.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at January 16, 2010 09:36 AM (lN56Y)
Posted by: The Mega Independent at January 16, 2010 09:36 AM (5I0Yr)
Posted by: RushBabe at January 16, 2010 09:36 AM (LKkE8)
Well-screened crowd in mid-sized room
Optics good enough
Sarah Palin crowd
Overspills the Fenway stands
In the winter cold
"Taste my nightstick, boom!"
Sarah smacks down President
Double entendre?
Taste our ball sacks now!
Olbermann starting to regret
Teabagger canard
Posted by: Little Miss Factcheck at January 16, 2010 09:38 AM (xqhoO)
Posted by: nyc redneck at January 16, 2010 09:39 AM (EtrGh)
drifting birds defecate, late
swordsmen praying firm
Posted by: strategiccorporalUSMC at January 16, 2010 09:39 AM (PCvMg)
It's over.
It's been discovered Scott Brown has a Derek Jeter tattoo! He even favors legislation that rhymes with "stew blork pankees."
The horror. The horror.
Posted by: Pike Place Pete at January 16, 2010 09:39 AM (qD3QA)
More outrage from PC BS Army JAG corps
AP- Washington Post: soldier's family says pictures aren't porn
CHAMPAIGN, Ill. -- The family of an Illinois National Guard soldier said Friday that he's been charged with possession of child pornography in Afghanistan over innocent snapshots of a 4-year-old relative in a swimsuit.
Unit has been sent home, they are keeping him for court marshall.
The entire JAG corps needs to be fired and replaced by common infantry. Maybe then they would have some common sense.
Posted by: Vic at January 16, 2010 09:40 AM (QrA9E)
Posted by: Goin' Crazy at January 16, 2010 09:41 AM (a7eJR)
Olbermann starting to regret
Teabagger canard
Posted by: Little Miss Factcheck at January 16, 2010 01:38 PM (xqhoO)
Hmm, on second thought
Maybe he doesn't regret
it all of that much
Posted by: The Mega Independent at January 16, 2010 09:43 AM (5I0Yr)
Posted by: The Mega Independent at January 16, 2010 09:45 AM (5I0Yr)
american peeps
racist, teabaggers,stupid
so Obama goes
dem party crazy jackals
america yells
lefty tears are great
Posted by: willow at January 16, 2010 09:47 AM (7FgWm)
Posted by: Goin' Crazy at January 16, 2010 09:49 AM (a7eJR)
Wait, that's limerick, not Haiku. Besides, I would never have finished it. Nothing rhymes with "bunt", anyway.
Posted by: Rod Rescueman at January 16, 2010 09:50 AM (QxGmu)
Porny tales of lesbian sex
Happy to oblige
Second date last night
Brunette minx with breasts to spare
One girl fills two cups
Spearmint-flavored kiss
Leg sweep sends her to the floor
Not alone for long
Lacy lingerie
Bustiers and garter belts
Both teams came to play.
New iPhone 3G
Takes amazing videos
Can't embed them here
If these words offend
Moralizing hypocrites
Happiness complete
Posted by: Little Miss Factcheck at January 16, 2010 09:57 AM (xqhoO)
This Haiku is a little fat, syllabolically speaking, but it's dedicated to Roger Ebert, so it's okay:
He really wanted to write.
"Beyond the Valley of the Dolls"
Now he's just a critic.
Posted by: Rod Rescueman at January 16, 2010 09:58 AM (QxGmu)
Let's do this, people! How can you help? Do you have any classmates, former co-workers, friends, family in MA that you can call or email? Can you help otherwise? I'm 3,000 miles away but I've never been so energized over an election like this. The more I read about Brown, the more I get inspired. (Yes, I need to get out more.)
This will be historic, but it is far from being a done deal. Let's make it happen.
Boston Herald:
Massachusetts is becoming ground zero for the national Tea Party movement as emboldened activists flock from Rhode Island, Connecticut and New York in hopes of helping Scott BrownÂ’s meteoric campaign close the deal in the race for U.S. Senate.
“If Brown wins this election, it will be the shot heard around the world,” said Rhode Island Tea Party President Colleen Conley. “This will be a clear indictment of the Obama presidency and the Democratic Congress overreaching.”
Activists from several states are volunteering to rally, donate and make phone calls.
Tea Party members from Montana, Texas and Georgia have been flooding The Greater Boston Tea Party and the Plymouth Rock Tea Party with calls, representatives told the Herald. Activists also are emptying their wallets, with the Sacramento, Calif.-based Tea Party Express having spent contributions on ad buys for Brown, said spokesman Levi Russell.
Connecticut state coordinator Tanya Bachand said, “Anything we can do to stop the health-care bill in Washington is what we’re really aimed at.”
Rhode Island Tea Party members will spend their weekend in the Bay State campaigning for Brown, the Wrentham Republican state senator who is locked in a dead heat with Democratic Attorney General Martha Coakley, recent polls indicate. With the clock ticking on TuesdayÂ’s election, Tea Party activists from Connecticut are arriving in Worcester today, where they are due to meet with others from Albany, N.Y.
The support drew the ire of former President Bill Clinton, who denounced the movement at a rally for Coakley yesterday.
Said Clinton, “I thought Massachusetts knew more about American history than anybody else, and understood the Boston Tea Party was a revolt against abuse of power, not against government itself.”
Posted by: Pike Place Pete at January 16, 2010 09:59 AM (qD3QA)
Posted by: Goin' Crazy at January 16, 2010 09:59 AM (a7eJR)
Posted by: RushBabe at January 16, 2010 10:02 AM (LKkE8)
Said Clinton, “I thought Massachusetts knew more about American history than anybody else, and understood the Boston Tea Party was a revolt against abuse of power, not against government itself.”
He just doesn't get it.It's still about abuse of power.
Posted by: Mal at January 16, 2010 10:03 AM (Z+qzA)
Posted by: Mondo at January 16, 2010 10:06 AM (uTRs/)
Posted by: RushBabe at January 16, 2010 10:10 AM (LKkE8)
Posted by: The Mega Independent at January 16, 2010 10:11 AM (5I0Yr)
Posted by: madamex at January 16, 2010 10:14 AM (XB+A8)
were rubbed in bacon grease
I just might nibble
I'm back from my bunk
And you start this shit again.
No webcam for me.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at January 16, 2010 10:16 AM (lN56Y)
I love this game :
Ringless Wade Traded, He
Abandoned Sawks For New Home
Pinstripes in his Blood..
Posted by: martha coakley at January 16, 2010 10:35 AM (0YweH)
Starbuck's says I'm good to go
Maybe Bill was right
Shoe shine job ahead?
Haiku girl goes over line
Ban hammer might fall
Oven cleaner sprayed
Now a twenty minute wait
Time for one more verse
Moonlight in Vermont
Hum to test the syllables
Get the scansion right
Haiku porn was fun
Right move for attention whore
Bit gets old, I think
Posted by: Little Miss Factcheck at January 16, 2010 10:46 AM (xqhoO)
If the dems win this
Our leadership sucks pond scum
Worse than our nightmares
Such a no-brainer
Unless it's too true, I fear
That Steele is satan
Tea party unite!
Set the republicans straight
Kick Steele to the curb
Fucking elitists
Try to squash our little heads
Between their fingers
Posted by: St. Agnostica at January 16, 2010 10:48 AM (gbCNS)
Posted by: The Great Satan's Ghost at January 16, 2010 10:52 AM (aYva4)
Her haiku was more karaokly.
Her interview gaffes
Gave morons much laughs.
Score her campaign like this: chokely.
Posted by: Keith Arnold at January 16, 2010 10:53 AM (4mDwj)
Posted by: St. Agnostica at January 16, 2010 10:58 AM (gbCNS)
to lose this seat as a Dem
Good think Coakley is
As former Masshole
glad to finally see them
grow some fucking brains
Posted by: BS, Inc. at January 16, 2010 10:59 AM (H8eTR)
Posted by: Oil Field Trash at January 16, 2010 11:11 AM (HRy8i)
Posted by: Little Miss Factcheck at January 16, 2010 11:57 AM (xqhoO)
"keep fuckin' that chicken" - Laura W.
Vulgar language is unbecoming to anyone who uses it, but it's especially unbecoming to women 'cause it's so unladylike.
I suspect that it's a college thing for girls; i.e., one of the bad habits that they picked up in college, believing in their rebelliouness that it was cutesy and chic to talk like a truck driver at a truck stop.
Using proper grammar and sentence structure and a proper grasp of the English language can be more effective than using vulgar language. Profanity just makes one look ignorant of any better way to express themselves
End of sermon. Peace be with you my children. And to girls let me say one more thing; give yourself more freely to men. Promiscuity without procreation is good, and you'll be a happier and more fulfilled woman if you stop playing hard-to-get.
Vinay, Shazam. Victus. (That's Latin for, put out and make a man happy today)
Forgive me Lord for having these thoughts.
Posted by: Father O'Brien at January 16, 2010 11:58 AM (ITzbJ)
"keep fuckin' that chicken
an attorney owns some land
well don't that beat all"
a million monkeys slamming away at a million typewriters for a million years could never top that,
salute! LauraW
Posted by: shoey at January 16, 2010 12:02 PM (Ed9Xn)
No. 449
My God, that was you behind the screen last week!
When you corrected the last sentence of my Act of Confession I thought I must have misheard you, or that incense was making me woozy.
Guess I can take off these crotchless panties, now.
Posted by: Gem at January 16, 2010 12:07 PM (zw+pb)
Posted by: ford at January 16, 2010 12:16 PM (Ki7fm)
Doesn't our government ever waste money in moderation?
It seems to me that a few hundred books of McDonald's or Wendy's or Burger King gift certificates would have been more appropriate than the billions of dollars which were sent to Haiti.
Posted by: Father O'Brien at January 16, 2010 12:28 PM (ITzbJ)
Posted by: Father O'Brien at January 16, 2010 12:44 PM (ITzbJ)
Posted by: Father O'Brien at January 16, 2010 12:46 PM (ITzbJ)
Posted by: The Drunken Conservative at January 16, 2010 12:57 PM (0waen)
Posted by: Johnny I at January 16, 2010 01:13 PM (Qqb4B)
300,000,000+ people in the USA, alone, and I'm the only one here today? Geezez, how many people did Ace ban from here?
Not good public relations, Ace.
You can get new advertizers, but if there's nobody here to read their ads, they'll be history, and all that people will find here are crickets.
BTW, have you ever considered that Democrats could become your advertizers, and then threaten to withdraw their ads, appealing to your greed as a means to get you to ban their critics? Cunning, those Democrats.
Now, if you were a savvy businessman, you would realize that it was a quid pro quo thingy as much in their best interests as in your best interests for them to bite their tongue and to let thoughtful and irreverent conservatives to do their own thing here. You need to play hard-to-get and remain cool with your advertizers, instead of allowing them to establish your websites policies.
Advertizers are like women. They need to be seduced. But let them get the upper hand, and they'll turn you into a wussy, and then they'll leave you and find themselves a real man.
Posted by: Ropspierre at January 16, 2010 01:37 PM (ITzbJ)
Posted by: The Drunken Conservative at January 16, 2010 01:57 PM (0waen)
It's a conceit and ego thing. I'm glad that empty suit is going to Massachusetts. That dimwit doesn't even realize yet why he got elected. He still thinks that he got a mandate 'cause that's what his sycophants keep telling him. Again, he will fall flat on his face in Massachusetts, and he will be too stupid to realize why, and his sycophants won't have the balls to tell him why..
Posted by: Ropspierre at January 16, 2010 01:57 PM (ITzbJ)
Posted by: Ropspierre at January 16, 2010 02:05 PM (ITzbJ)
Zelda
Posted by: zelda starr at January 16, 2010 03:15 PM (wzd5b)
Posted by: Artruen at January 16, 2010 03:43 PM (L+dBi)
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and makes Obama cry lots
haiku really sucks
Posted by: Methos at January 16, 2010 06:53 AM (Xsi7M)