March 13, 2010
— Gabriel Malor Two links that don't have anything we didn't already know, but get the "I give it a B-plus" AOSHQ stamp of approval for gratuitous snark.
Have you ever seen the "Paper Recycling" Truck, the "Glass Recycling" Truck, the "Plastic Recycling" Truck, and the "Green Waste" Truck? Or do you just see the same old garbage truck coming for your carefully sorted recyclables?First, a rant on just how wasteful, in terms of money and man-hours, recycling is. Which isn't to say that some recycling isn't worth it. Just that a lot of the time, all that meticulous sorting isn't really doing a lick of good. Not to mention, those recycling nazis that wander around harassing people for not putting the trash in the right bin.
Second, a follow-up with helpful links to just-the-facts-ma'am news articles on the subject.
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A buddy of mine followed a recycling truck around Muncie, Indiana. At the end of the day it went to the landfill.
Posted by: Tinian at March 13, 2010 08:52 AM (7+pP9)
Posted by: ParisParamus at March 13, 2010 08:58 AM (flcpl)
But since I'm never running for office, Slublog can borrow it.
Posted by: Editor at March 13, 2010 08:58 AM (YX6i/)
We long ago figured out here that it was nothing more than just another tax. Along with the "recucling" mess came a new fee on our tax bills.
The only thing that actually gets "recucled" is aluminum which was already close to 100% recycled before this insanety hit.
Posted by: Vic at March 13, 2010 09:01 AM (QrA9E)
Posted by: Fresh Air at March 13, 2010 09:02 AM (gJV9g)
Posted by: arhooley at March 13, 2010 09:02 AM (pSf77)
You work your buns off, cleaning and sorting this stuff and then watch the guy dump it all in the landfill. For this, most of us pay good money, in addition to the original cost of the product, to have it recycled into something useful. Not happening!
Posted by: Dell at March 13, 2010 09:05 AM (DjVlk)
Posted by: Meremortal at March 13, 2010 09:06 AM (zI3Qi)
Any where between 20 & 40% polled usually say environmental issues are important to their electoral decisions. In Dallas, with a free recycling/pickup service, it was found that just 3% of the population was using the service.
In the city's infinite wisdom, during a recession no less, they decided to extend service, from bi-weekly to weekly pickups. And ..... free recycling containers for all who wanted them. Did they wait to collect the addresses of those requesting them, so they could be efficiently delivered, in one, if not two deliveries? Noooooooooooo. My father reports he's already seen 4 seperate deliveries, on his small, one block long street. One container per delivery.
Posted by: MDr VB1.0 CS1st at March 13, 2010 09:08 AM (ucq49)
Posted by: Patrick at March 13, 2010 09:15 AM (E5+ic)
O\T -- The Obamination continues to wreak havoc:
US Middle East envoy George Mitchell promised Palestinian Authority President Mahmoud Abbas that the US will bring a halt to Israeli building in East Jerusalem, a Palestinian official told the newspaper Al-Quds ...
Posted by: Tinian at March 13, 2010 09:16 AM (7+pP9)
Posted by: Skookumchuk at March 13, 2010 09:22 AM (btzPD)
In this country, you gotta make the recycling first. Then when you get the recycling, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.
Posted by: Tony Montoya -ELF Spokesman at March 13, 2010 09:23 AM (fx8sm)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 13, 2010 09:24 AM (9Lm5R)
Weyerhaeuser was the country's second largest export company, with 165,800 TEUs filled with paper.
It sounds like most exported waste paper is pre-consumer recycled.
Posted by: Tinian at March 13, 2010 09:25 AM (7+pP9)
I just treat the big blue bin as a place to dump cardboard boxes and other large crap, as it all ends up in the same pile at the landfill.
This town pretends to recycle, pretends to make the people who live here recycle, and the trash haulers pretend to sort the trash in order to get the hauling contract.
The eco-weenies are happy, and can have their religious experience at their special blue trash bin.
Posted by: Kristopher at March 13, 2010 09:25 AM (kCEOg)
Posted by: Jim in San Diego at March 13, 2010 09:31 AM (F09Uo)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 13, 2010 09:31 AM (9Lm5R)
Posted by: Skookumchuk at March 13, 2010 09:31 AM (btzPD)
Posted by: Jim in San Diego at March 13, 2010 01:31 PM (F09Uo)
Man, didn't you see earlier I said Slublog can have my idea?
Posted by: Editor at March 13, 2010 09:32 AM (YX6i/)
And a good episode at that! I learned a lot from it.
Posted by: Rickshaw Jack at March 13, 2010 09:32 AM (+mGhV)
In the end, we could probably subsidize the production of bongs and weed, and end up with essentially the same effect at a much cheaper cost.
Posted by: Burt TC at March 13, 2010 09:34 AM (fSQAV)
Posted by: Burt TC at March 13, 2010 01:34 PM (fSQAV)
Can I get your mom's number?
Posted by: Jim Jones at March 13, 2010 09:35 AM (YX6i/)
Me and the wife recycle everything. Not because we are died in the wool hippies, but because we are capitalists and it makes perfect economic sense. Raw material extraction from hardwood pulp or from mineral extrusion in a mine costs about ten times more than recycling from already made products. Thats why the Chinese are cutting everyones throats and undercutting the price on steel and copper.
Posted by: Blazer at March 13, 2010 09:37 AM (t72+4)
Posted by: Jim Jones at March 13, 2010 09:38 AM (YX6i/)
Posted by: Burt TC at March 13, 2010 09:40 AM (fSQAV)
Then why does recycle shit cost more? I call bullshit on your Blazer.
Posted by: Jim Jones at March 13, 2010 01:38 PM (YX6i/)
Its not bullshit, research it before you flap your gums .
Posted by: Blazer at March 13, 2010 09:40 AM (t72+4)
Posted by: Bugler at March 13, 2010 09:42 AM (YCVBL)
O\T -- The Obamination continues to wreak havoc:
US Middle East envoy George Mitchell promised Palestinian Authority President Mahmoud Abbas that the US will bring a halt to Israeli building in East Jerusalem, a Palestinian official told the newspaper Al-Quds ...
Posted by: Tinian at March 13, 2010 01:16 PM (7+pP9)
That article is disturbing in so many ways. First of all, do you ever hear Obama, Gates, Hillary or Mitchell jumping all over the the Palestineans? No. Do you ever hear them make demands of the Palestineans to start doing this, or stop doing that? No.
Obama is determined to destroy the relationship between Israel and the United States. He's already made Israel look like the bad guy just like he's done to the United States. When Israel strikes Iran's nuclear installations, it will be without the support of the United States, and Obama will probably be the first leader to condemn them. Fuck Obama!
Posted by: conscious and yelling fuck Obama! at March 13, 2010 09:43 AM (Vu6sl)
As a Ball State graduate, I can tell you this doesn't surprise me one damn bit.
And Blazer, if you'd look up the Penn & Teller episode mentioned above, you'd find out that the only thing cheaper to recycle than to mine/harvest is aluminum.
Posted by: Joanna at March 13, 2010 09:43 AM (euARo)
Blazer is a moron, and not in the good sense of the word.
Posted by: Burt TC at March 13, 2010 01:40 PM (fSQAV)
So I guess the Chinese are buying up all of the already made steel and copper at low prices because it costs ten times more than mining it? Yea, get back to me on that.
Posted by: Blazer at March 13, 2010 09:43 AM (t72+4)
Here in LA, there are thousands of recycle thieves who go around and pick every last can and bottle out of everyone's recycle bin. Usually they are using a stolen grocery cart. I would be that not ONE can or bottle ever ends up in the city recycling center.
Posted by: Peaches at March 13, 2010 09:44 AM (9Wv2j)
Posted by: Pelayo at March 13, 2010 09:44 AM (C8qIl)
They're paying for the convenience, if nothing else. And you'll note that steel and copper aren't generally considered "recyclables".
Posted by: Joanna at March 13, 2010 09:45 AM (euARo)
Posted by: Skookumchuk at March 13, 2010 09:45 AM (btzPD)
So Blazer is a hard-core tree hugger. Who woulda thunk?
Posted by: Tinian at March 13, 2010 01:44 PM (7+pP9)
I havent seen a tree yet I wouldnt be willing to cut down just to make a hippie cry.
Posted by: Blazer at March 13, 2010 09:46 AM (t72+4)
Posted by: Blazer at March 13, 2010 01:40 PM (t72+4)
Fuck you, Blazer. I already did. You didn't qualify "copper & metals", asshole.
Metals make sense. Nothing else does.
Posted by: Editor at March 13, 2010 09:46 AM (YX6i/)
Posted by: Albert Fn' Gore looking for a new Ponzi Scheme at March 13, 2010 09:47 AM (Vu6sl)
They're paying for the convenience, if nothing else. And you'll note that steel and copper aren't generally considered "recyclables".
Posted by: Joanna at March 13, 2010 01:45 PM (euARo)
Tell that to the metal recyclers who stroke me thousand dollar checks everytime I turn in a truck bed full.
Posted by: Blazer at March 13, 2010 09:47 AM (t72+4)
WASHINGTON – Climate change is here and scientists need to do a better job of explaining it to the public, the director of the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration said Friday.
"We are no longer constrained by talking about some possible future. Climate change is happening now and it's happening in people's back yards," Jane Lubchenco told reporters at a briefing.
"Scientists have seriously underestimated the importance of explaining what we know about climate in a way people can understand," she said.
Posted by: Rat Patrol at March 13, 2010 09:47 AM (dQdrY)
Posted by: Joanna at March 13, 2010 09:48 AM (euARo)
In fact, finding out that Blazer is a hard-core tree hugger is even more shocking than finding out that Purple Avenger has tits.
Posted by: Tinian at March 13, 2010 09:48 AM (7+pP9)
Posted by: Blazer at March 13, 2010 01:46 PM (t72+4)
Hell yes! Now that's the Blazer I know!
Posted by: conscious and hates fucking tree huggers at March 13, 2010 09:48 AM (Vu6sl)
I havent seen a tree yet I wouldnt be willing to cut down just to make a hippie cry.
Girdling them is more fun. That way hippies get to watch the slow death of them and if you listen real careful, you can hear the trees scream.
Posted by: ErikW at March 13, 2010 09:49 AM (RJ4Fw)
Fuck you, Blazer. I already did. You didn't qualify "copper & metals", asshole.
Metals make sense. Nothing else does.
Posted by: Editor at March 13, 2010 01:46 PM (YX6i/)
Editor, ease down Ripley, ease down, perhaps I should have clarified myself. I'm already about six beers into this Saturday.
Posted by: Blazer at March 13, 2010 09:49 AM (t72+4)
Posted by: Tinian at March 13, 2010 01:48 PM (7+pP9)
Wait..Wha?? I call bullshit on that! When did that happen?
Posted by: conscious and hates fucking tree huggers at March 13, 2010 09:50 AM (Vu6sl)
Posted by: Unclefacts, Purveyor of Fine Meteors at March 13, 2010 09:50 AM (erIg9)
Moring....afternoon...*whatevs*
And how are we all today?
We started out with a maffs test! It was awful.
Posted by: Dang Straights at March 13, 2010 09:50 AM (fx8sm)
I've been repeatedly told that I am wrong and that somehow I must've just been unlucky. This is their last chance.
Oh, and I now have 4 CFL's that are dead and I still don't know what to do with them. They have a skull and crossbones-like logo with "Mercury Content blah-blah-blah" stamped on the box. I suppose I should go check the County website. Joy.
Posted by: lincolntf at March 13, 2010 09:51 AM (cGaVN)
They're paying for the convenience, if nothing else. And you'll note that steel and copper aren't generally considered "recyclables".
Posted by: Joanna at March 13, 2010 01:45 PM (euARo)
Tell that to the metal recyclers who stroke me thousand dollar checks everytime I turn in a truck bed full.
Okay, I will. But since we're mostly talking about CURBSIDE RECYCLING, not scrap metal, I kindly suggest you get stuffed before someone dumps a load of #2 plastic on your lawn. It's not our fault you didn't clarify in the first place.
Posted by: Joanna at March 13, 2010 09:51 AM (euARo)
I havent seen a tree yet I wouldnt be willing to cut down just to make a hippie cry.
Posted by: Blazer at March 13, 2010 01:46 PM (t72+4)
Hell yes! Now that's the Blazer I know!
Posted by: conscious and hates fucking tree huggers at March 13, 2010 01:48 PM (Vu6sl)
Of course after I cut down I'd sell it to Westvaco. Thats just the capitalist in me.
Posted by: Blazer at March 13, 2010 09:52 AM (t72+4)
Other tan aluminum and copper metal recycling only works in bulk. Economical steel and iron recycling is done by industry.
Posted by: Tinian at March 13, 2010 09:52 AM (7+pP9)
As you were.
Posted by: Joanna at March 13, 2010 09:53 AM (euARo)
Okay, I will. But since we're mostly talking about CURBSIDE RECYCLING, not scrap metal, I kindly suggest you get stuffed before someone dumps a load of #2 plastic on your lawn. It's not our fault you didn't clarify in the first place.
Posted by: Joanna at March 13, 2010 01:51 PM (euARo)
Damn, lot a hate on the HQ today, you people need to change your tampons.
I love it !
Posted by: Blazer at March 13, 2010 09:54 AM (t72+4)
Posted by: Rat Patrol at March 13, 2010 09:54 AM (dQdrY)
I don't recycle a damn thing. I don't even take my empties back for the five-cent deposit...they just ride in my car until I come across a Boy Scout troop collecting cans to fund a project. Everything else goes in the garbage dumpster.
I especially refuse to wash my garbage. When I'm home in Milwaukee, the water comes from Lake Michigan, along with weepy demands to conserve it because the Great Lakes are fragile and the water level's dropping and we're all going to die from lack of water in the next twenty years or so. If that's actually true, why are we wasting water on our fucking garbage?!
Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 13, 2010 09:55 AM (OkT2m)
So we're into "fuck you's" and it's not even 2pm. Good times!
Math, DS? Ewww....To quote 90s talking Barbie sure to draw the ire of the rabid feminazis: Math is hard!
Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 13, 2010 09:55 AM (fTjM3)
Posted by: Joanna at March 13, 2010 09:55 AM (euARo)
Posted by: Rat Patrol at March 13, 2010 09:56 AM (dQdrY)
"In fact, finding out that Blazer is a hard-core tree hugger is even more shocking than finding out that Purple Avenger has tits."
Or Herr sits to pee.
Posted by: just sayin' at March 13, 2010 09:56 AM (ucq49)
Posted by: Tinian at March 13, 2010 01:52 PM (7+pP9)
Based on you name, shouldn't you recuse yourself from this discussion? j/k
Posted by: conscious and hates fucking tree huggers at March 13, 2010 09:56 AM (Vu6sl)
Purple Avenger has tits.
Posted by: Tinian at March 13, 2010 01:48 PM (7+pP9)
Wait..Wha?? I call bullshit on that! When did that happen?
Posted by: conscious and hates fucking tree huggers at March 13, 2010 01:50 PM (Vu6sl)
He was talking about his Bf one day. Oh -- and thanks a fucking lot for blowing my cover at Threat Level.Posted by: Tinian at March 13, 2010 09:57 AM (7+pP9)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 13, 2010 09:57 AM (ooI/T)
Blazer, any chance you could fax me a beer? :-D
Posted by: Joanna at March 13, 2010 01:55 PM (euARo)
Nah, almost out. How about a bourbon on the rocks? Like frank said, its the best you're gonna feel all day.
Posted by: Blazer at March 13, 2010 09:57 AM (t72+4)
How about dental gold after ZeroCare goes in?
I'm sure Ayers and his crew have a plan to harvest fillings, hair, tallow, and anything else in their deathcamps.
Posted by: Dang Straights at March 13, 2010 09:57 AM (fx8sm)
BUT... I'm all about taking care of the environment and preserving the natural squirrels and penguins and all that. Honestly, I can barely find it in me to kill a spider. All life is precious.
Having said that, these fuckstain recycle-or-die types need to be taken out and shot in the face. One big goddam hole in the ground will absorb, just fine, all our trash. Hell, I say we just shoot it into space on a vector toward the Sun. Problem solved.
While we're at it, shoot Nasty Pelosi into space on a vector toward the Sun.
Posted by: tangonine at March 13, 2010 09:58 AM (C8Pcc)
"In fact, finding out that Blazer is a hard-core tree hugger is even more shocking than finding out that Purple Avenger has tits."
Or Herr sits to pee.
Posted by: just sayin' at March 13, 2010 01:56 PM (ucq49)
OMG! What is this world coming to? I guess I'll just blame it on Bush!
Posted by: conscious and screaming Obama Akbar at March 13, 2010 09:58 AM (Vu6sl)
(Everyone else: "What's she complaining about?")
Posted by: Joanna at March 13, 2010 09:59 AM (euARo)
Or Herr sits to pee.
Posted by: just sayin' at March 13, 2010 01:56 PM (ucq49)
Thanks for reminding me of that after my inner child almost had it blocked out.
FUUUUUUUUU
Posted by: Blazer at March 13, 2010 09:59 AM (t72+4)
Posted by: Blazer at March 13, 2010 01:46 PM (t72+4)
That's a nice family you got there.
Posted by: The Costa Na'vi at March 13, 2010 10:00 AM (YX6i/)
Posted by: Joanna at March 13, 2010 10:00 AM (euARo)
If there was no value in recycling certain metals, there would be no theft; it's that simple.
Posted by: Pelayo at March 13, 2010 10:01 AM (C8qIl)
We just dump all our recycling into one bin. Who knows where it goes.
Remember a few weeks ago I made a comment about how one of our cities here is considering cutting garbage pick-up to every other week to encourage more recycling because they would still pick up recycling every week?
I don't think the feel good bureaucrats have reached the end of the "recycling" lie quite yet.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 13, 2010 10:01 AM (RZ8pf)
"Damn, lot a hate on the HQ today, you people need to change your tampons."
We're starvin' for red meat posts. You're next best.
BTW - it's tarpons! Keep up with the posts! 
Posted by: just sayin' at March 13, 2010 10:01 AM (ucq49)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 13, 2010 10:02 AM (ooI/T)
I read once somewhere that we could put all the trash American produces in 50 years on Ted Turner's ranch and still have room left for his mansion. And I think that's a fucking awesome place to put it.
I do wonder about some of the trace metals used in electronics...not about "OMG! LEACHING!" as much "they call them trace metals...because there's not a lot of them...might not be a bad idea to reclaim some of them...."
But I don't throw away electronics every week. Not like beer bottles...
Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 13, 2010 10:03 AM (OkT2m)
"In fact, finding out that Blazer is a hard-core tree hugger is even more shocking than finding out that Purple Avenger has tits."
Or Herr sits to pee.
Posted by: just sayin' at March 13, 2010 01:56 PM (ucq49)
OMG! What is this world coming to? I guess I'll just blame it on Bush!
Posted by: conscious and screaming Obama Akbar at March 13, 2010 01:58 PM (Vu6sl)
I'm not a hardcore tree-hugger, I'm just not a hypocrite. I dont drive around in a monster SUV with a Mother Gaia or a No Blood For Oil Sticker on the back glass while tossing my trash out of the window.
I rape the environment right up the sqeekhole, but I also give it a reach-around.
Posted by: Blazer at March 13, 2010 10:04 AM (t72+4)
Not like beer bottles...
Heh. When I take out the trash it sounds like a mirror factory having an earthquake.
Posted by: Dang Straights at March 13, 2010 10:04 AM (fx8sm)
Someone keeps snatching my recycling bin (I don't have a garage so I keep it outside). I've had three stolen in over two years.
Ask me if I care enough to replace it again for the fourth time?
ps....basketball!
Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 13, 2010 10:05 AM (fTjM3)
Posted by: Blazer at March 13, 2010 02:04 PM (t72+4)
Now that's truly the American spirit I applaud!
Posted by: Eric Mass - Master Snorkeler USN at March 13, 2010 10:05 AM (Vu6sl)
Not an issue. I sit to pee.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at February 14, 2010 07:30 PM (h/zKr)
Posted by: AoSHQ Archivist at March 13, 2010 10:06 AM (ucq49)
So true. The former want to preserve it for future generations to use (hunting, fishing, hiking) and enjoy, the latter don't want future generations to even be born, much less go out in the forests or on the water.
I've also noticed that conservatives will pick up litter in the woods or on a beach, but liberals will whine that there needs to be a government program to pay someone else to pick it up.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 13, 2010 10:06 AM (OkT2m)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 13, 2010 10:07 AM (ooI/T)
Someone keeps snatching my recycling bin (I don't have a garage so I keep it outside). I've had three stolen in over two years.
Ask me if I care enough to replace it again for the fourth time?
ps....basketball!
Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 13, 2010 02:05 PM (fTjM3)
Remedy = a claymore with a trip wire
Posted by: conscious and former combat engineer at March 13, 2010 10:07 AM (Vu6sl)
Not an issue. I sit to pee.
Posted by: Herr
Morgenholz at February 14, 2010 07:30 PM (h/zKr)
Posted by: AoSHQ Archivist at March 13, 2010 02:06 PM (ucq49)
(weeps)
Posted by: Editor at March 13, 2010 10:08 AM (YX6i/)
Posted by: Joanna at March 13, 2010 10:08 AM (euARo)
My roll out trash can gets a pressure wash every Thur
That's good, cuz I've slept in some dirty ones and I gotta tell you, it's no fun.
Posted by: Dang Straights at March 13, 2010 10:08 AM (fx8sm)
The modern recycling movement has roots in WWII propaganda. At the time people were encouraged to recycle as a way to prepare them for sacrifice and to give them a personal stake in the war. Even then many materials that were collected were not used. (tires, paper,..) this is a form of collectivist brainwashing -- it makes people feel good and and makes them committed to an outcome and ready for more sacrifice. Communists do it all the time
Most metals can be profitably recycled -- Steel, Aluminium, copper, lead batteries. most everything else is a waste.
I think NYC cut the recycling to save money a few years ago and there was such outcry they reinstated it. Even though they admitted that they were using double trucks and just sending both sets to landfills -- the unions et al. pushed for and succeeded in continuing this obvious waste.
china was buying up steel because (a) they were up against contract limits for ore, and (b) the ocean shipping was free since the containers were deadheading back to China anyway.
Just thank g-d that they are spending the money on trucks and sorters. If we end recycling those same cretins will probably have no place to go except the local schools as teachers were they can do even more damage.
Posted by: nine coconuts at March 13, 2010 10:09 AM (DHNp4)
So true. The former want to preserve it for future generations to use (hunting, fishing, hiking) and enjoy, the latter don't want future generations to even be born, much less go out in the forests or on the water.
I've also noticed that conservatives will pick up litter in the woods or on a beach, but liberals will whine that there needs to be a government program to pay someone else to pick it up.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 13, 2010 02:06 PM (OkT2m)
That is so spot on!
Posted by: conscious and loves the outdoors at March 13, 2010 10:09 AM (Vu6sl)
Posted by Purple Avenger at February 13, 2010 10:24 PM (VgINC)
BF = boyfriend. Check Urban dictionary for confirmation.
Posted by: AoSHQ Archivist at March 13, 2010 10:10 AM (ucq49)
"Conservationists love nature. Environmentalists hate people."
Well said. There is nothing wrong with loving our rivers and respecting wildlife, while conserving them while cleaning things up a bit. You can do it while not harming capitalism or growth. Most of our waterways and air are cleaner today compared to decades ago, despite what the Enviro-Nazis keep telling us.
Posted by: Blazer at March 13, 2010 10:10 AM (t72+4)
Posted by Purple Avenger at February 13, 2010 10:24 PM (VgINC)
BF = boyfriend. Check Urban dictionary for confirmation.
Posted by: AoSHQ Archivist at March 13, 2010 02:10 PM (ucq49)
Even if PA meant "best friend" what straight guy would use BF to say so?
(fetal position)
Posted by: Editor at March 13, 2010 10:11 AM (YX6i/)
I find it a bit scary that there is an AoSHQ archivist. I realize everything we say on the net lives forever, but most of the time I assume there aren't people out there mining for my nuggets of stupidity.
And laceyunderalls, I am so happy to see I'm not the only one who quotes that Barbie! People look at me so strangely sometimes when I say "Math is Hard" in that voice.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 13, 2010 10:13 AM (RZ8pf)
Posted by Purple Avenger at February 13, 2010 10:24 PM (VgINC)
BF = boyfriend. Check Urban dictionary for confirmation.
Posted by: AoSHQ Archivist at March 13, 2010 02:10 PM (ucq49)
Even if PA meant "best friend" what straight guy would use BF to say so?
(fetal position)
Posted by: Editor at March 13, 2010 02:11 PM (YX6i/)
I'm pretty sure PA meant best friend. However, that is a man-card violation in the first degree. He should have to tear at least two corners off of it.
Posted by: Blazer at March 13, 2010 10:13 AM (t72+4)
And laceyunderalls, I am so happy to see I'm not the only one who quotes that Barbie! People look at me so strangely sometimes when I say "Math is Hard" in that voice.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 13, 2010 02:13 PM (RZ8pf)
I don't think lacey is actually quoting. She's the originator.
(oh, i'm full of it this morning).
Posted by: Editor at March 13, 2010 10:14 AM (YX6i/)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 13, 2010 10:14 AM (RZ8pf)
Hey, Soylent Green is the most recycle friendly resource we have:
people = free
cost to recycle people = tax the living people to pay for it
Soylent Green as a finished product = people pay for it out of their after tax income
Win-Win. Unlimited government revenue and people have something to eat
Posted by: the Soylent Green Czar reporting to Prez. Odumbass PBUH at March 13, 2010 10:15 AM (Vu6sl)
By the way PGIS, thanks for the pic last night. Speaking of archiving, I filed it away for future recreation.
I hope you don't mind.
Posted by: Blazer at March 13, 2010 10:16 AM (t72+4)
Here is what I've seen. We have green recycle bins. One is marked for cans and bottles. The other is marked for paper and cardboard. The truck that picks it up? With the automatic arm? It just puts everything into the same container in the truck.
Posted by: Ed at March 13, 2010 10:17 AM (OCfDT)
Posted by: conscious and hates fucking tree huggers at March 13, 2010 01:50 PM (Vu6sl)
Sorry -- I mistook you for deadnotsleeping.
The AoSHQ archivist has my back. Great job!
Posted by: Tinian at March 13, 2010 10:19 AM (7+pP9)
Posted by: rockhead at March 13, 2010 10:20 AM (RykTt)
Blazer,
Your unredeemable sin - today, you kept all of us waiting, for your "I'd hit that ...." for JihadiJamie.
Lack of red meat posts, hurt your cause too.
Posted by: It's all in fun at March 13, 2010 10:21 AM (ucq49)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 13, 2010 10:24 AM (ooI/T)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 13, 2010 10:26 AM (RZ8pf)
Blazer,
Your unredeemable sin - today, you kept all of us waiting, for your "I'd hit that ...." for JihadiJamie.
Lack of red meat posts, hurt your cause too.
Posted by: It's all in fun at March 13, 2010 02:21 PM (ucq49)
I'm sorry, I have more respect for my penis than that. Not much mind you, because I beat it like a little red-headed step-child on occasion, but thats a little over the line.
Posted by: Blazer at March 13, 2010 10:26 AM (t72+4)
Blazer, go right ahead and file that photo with the others I have provided you of my ample endownments. How sticky is your keyboard getting?
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 13, 2010 02:26 PM (RZ8pf)
Nothing a pry-bar and some Gum Out can't fix.
Posted by: Blazer at March 13, 2010 10:29 AM (t72+4)
Question, morons:
Where can I get rid of empty propane cylinders?
The kind used by plumbers to sweat copper plumbing.
We have a mini-Weber propane grill and dozens of empty cylinders. Garbage man won't take metal. Scrap dealers won't touch them. What can I do besides dump them the woods somewhere?
Posted by: Tinian at March 13, 2010 10:29 AM (7+pP9)
"I find it a bit scary that there is an AoSHQ archivist. "
Fear not. What happens in the ONT, stays in the ONT.
Except for those incriminating, depositive, evidenciary responses, in reply to "show me your tits".
Posted by: AoSHQ Archivist at March 13, 2010 10:29 AM (ucq49)
We have a mini-Weber propane grill and dozens of empty cylinders. Garbage man won't take metal. Scrap dealers won't touch them. What can I do besides dump them the woods somewhere?
Posted by: Tinian at March 13, 2010 02:29 PM (7+pP9)
Smack the nozzles off the end with a three pound hammer while holding a lighter up to it and watch the fun begin.
Posted by: Blazer at March 13, 2010 10:31 AM (t72+4)
1st of all having a mini-Weber propane grill is blasphemy, 2nd just find a dumpster at dusk or dawn and toss them in there.
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 13, 2010 10:33 AM (ooI/T)
F-ing genius (ex-)mayor thinks he can eliminate landfills. This will be accomplished by feeding all of our waste to unicorns. The unicorns will then crap skittles which will be packaged and sold to pay for children's health care. It's a win-win-win.
In order to implement cart-based recycling, RecycleBank (a recycling rewards program), and Pay-as-You-Throw (PAYT) refuse services, proposed fees include: new 48-gallon refuse cart service would cost between $12 and $13 per household per month and 96-gallon refuse cart service would cost between $14 and $15 (all charges are inclusive of recycling and environmental fees).
F-ing nazis want to make me pay more if I don't take the new garbage refuse cart that is 1/2 the size of the current one.
Posted by: rockhead at March 13, 2010 10:36 AM (RykTt)
Posted by: prettypinkfluffypanties at March 13, 2010 10:37 AM (kyoey)
I have long ago found out you can run up the threads comment counts by recycling the same 5 regulars over and over
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to take some calendars to the blue bins
Posted by: Cahrsel Jhonsno at March 13, 2010 10:38 AM (sYxEE)
Smack the nozzles off the end with a three pound hammer while holding a lighter up to it . . .
Great. Now I have a tree hugger trying to talk me into killing myself.
1st of all having a mini-Weber propane grill is blasphemy . . .
Agreed. That's why we bought a charcoal one for Christmas.
Posted by: Tinian at March 13, 2010 10:39 AM (7+pP9)
All the plastic pop bottles etc here that go into the BIG recycling bin across the street from my house go to the center where handicapped folks grind them up, melt them and make the coolest plastic tubs for us to collect more junk in. They really are kinda cool, and if they are a waste of money, well, eh, so long as it gives somebody something to do who would otherwise be a handicapped couch potato.
Posted by: prettypinkfluffypanties at March 13, 2010 02:37 PM (kyoey)
The really cool thing is, they'll make great caskets for all of those handicapped people after Obamcare is enacted.
Posted by: Blazer at March 13, 2010 10:39 AM (t72+4)
http://bit.ly/17ZZwu
Posted by: tdpwells at March 13, 2010 10:41 AM (Ei3oZ)
Posted by: Editor at March 13, 2010 10:42 AM (YX6i/)
kill a woodpecker stuff it and nail it to your lanai, I promise the squirrels won't come near it.
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 13, 2010 10:43 AM (ooI/T)
Great. Now I have a tree hugger trying to talk me into killing myself.
At a job I used to have long ago, we used to knock the ends off of empty acetylene tanks, light them and watch them fly off like Tomahawk missiles. In my younger days apparently I had a death wish.
Posted by: Blazer at March 13, 2010 10:45 AM (t72+4)
Posted by: Blazer at March 13, 2010 02:45 PM
Acetylene and oxygen put in a garbage bag and lit makes one hell of a boom.
Posted by: kbdabear at March 13, 2010 10:47 AM (sYxEE)
kill a woodpecker stuff it and nail it to your lanai, I promise the squirrels won't come near it.
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 13, 2010 02:43 PM (ooI/T)
What kind? Pileated? Ivory billed?Does it work for red squirrels? Those little bastids are 10x worse than gray squirrels.
Posted by: Tinian at March 13, 2010 10:48 AM (7+pP9)
My 1st job out of the Army was with Shell Chemical on the Houston ship channel and one night on graveyards I entertained everyone buy filling large trash bags with helium and daisy chained about twenty of them with bulbs from flash lights hooked to a battery and let them go over the ship channel, the libs were calling the cops all night about ufo's.
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 13, 2010 10:49 AM (ooI/T)
Posted by: garrett at March 13, 2010 10:50 AM (/iiO0)
Blazer,
My 1st job out of the Army was with Shell Chemical on the Houston ship channel and one night on graveyards I entertained everyone buy filling large trash bags with helium and daisy chained about twenty of them with bulbs from flash lights hooked to a battery and let them go over the ship channel, the libs were calling the cops all night about ufo's.
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 13, 2010 02:49 PM (ooI/T)
Well played sir.
Posted by: Blazer at March 13, 2010 10:51 AM (t72+4)
I used to shoot the propane cylinders out of a post driver improvised mortar. Propellant was one or two M-80s.
I don't have enough M-80s to get rid of all of my empties. Besides, they only fly a hundred yards or so.
Posted by: Tinian at March 13, 2010 10:52 AM (7+pP9)
I don't have enough M-80s to get rid of all of my empties. Besides, they only fly a hundred yards or so.
Posted by: Tinian at March 13, 2010 02:52 PM (7+pP9)
Ever make a Carolina shotgun? Those babies are loads of fun and sure to get the cops called.
Posted by: Blazer at March 13, 2010 10:54 AM (t72+4)
. . . bags with helium and daisy chained about twenty of them with bulbs from flash lights hooked to a battery and let them go over the ship channel, the libs were calling the cops all night about ufo's.
One of these days I'm gonna get a bottle of helium, some large balloons and light sticks. And set 'em loose right before the 4th of July fireworks.
Posted by: Tinian at March 13, 2010 10:56 AM (7+pP9)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 13, 2010 02:49 PM (ooI/T)
That makes you one of the most awesome people I've ever encountered.
Posted by: tdpwells at March 13, 2010 10:57 AM (Ei3oZ)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 13, 2010 10:57 AM (ooI/T)
some large balloons and light sticks. And set 'em loose right before the 4th of July fireworks.
I've been thinking of doing it with trashbags and candles, but helium and LEDs might be the way to go. Launch them off a building downtown and see how many UFO sightings get reported.
Posted by: Dang Straights at March 13, 2010 10:58 AM (fx8sm)
One of these days I'm gonna get a bottle of helium, some large balloons and light sticks. And set 'em loose right before the 4th of July fireworks.
Posted by: Tinian at March 13, 2010 02:56 PM (7+pP9)
Funny you should mention that.One of the best ideas we ever had was filling up a large balloon filled with hydrogen instead of helium. I mean, what could possibly go wrong?
Posted by: hindenburg engineer at March 13, 2010 10:59 AM (t72+4)
When I was about 9 or 10 I used to get bricks with the 3 holes and put shotgun shells in them and shoot them with my daisy until I hit the primer, damn that was loud. I was destined to be a Grunt.
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 13, 2010 02:57 PM (ooI/T)
When I was a kid, I used to duct tape .410 shells to the end of my Crossman bb gun and fire them off.
Posted by: hindenburg engineer at March 13, 2010 11:01 AM (t72+4)
The problem is that the worthess EPA conglomerate is drunk on power and zeal and has written all these new regulations for dumps. It is no matter that the world has had refuse dumps since the beginning of time and if you treated them with common sense there was never any problem.
You dig a big trench and you bury the garbage, that is all it takes. But now they want all kinds of clay, sediment, impervious diapers etc along with even more engineering controls.
They act like they are buring high level radioactive waste every time you dump a frickin bananna peel. What we need to do is elect some real conservatives and gain control of these unelected despots rnning these organizations.
The EPA needs to be reigned in to its original scope and just about ALL of the other federal beaurocracies need to just be elliminated in totality.
Posted by: Vic at March 13, 2010 11:02 AM (QrA9E)
I worked at a politically correct corporation in north Dallas where a crew of hectoring women managers harassed everyone about putting the right garbage in the right recycling bin. One night, when I was working late, I saw the janitor emptying all the recycling bins into the same garbage can and press on.
The true purpose of recycling in the office is to provide the politically correct with a club with which to beat their coworkers, establishing their dominance.
Posted by: Tantor at March 13, 2010 11:02 AM (Ek/Oc)
Ever make a Carolina shotgun?
Don't know what one is. But in college I shared a house w/ some guys who worked security at Peach Bottom. They stole some 1" ID reactor grade pipe and had a machinist put a morris taper thread on one end and make a massive matching breech clock. Then they'd cut 1" bar stock into slugs. Four fingers of FFF powder behind the slug and it would go clean through a washing machine filled with water. Good times!
Posted by: Tinian at March 13, 2010 11:03 AM (7+pP9)
Posted by: HeatherRadish
at March 13, 2010 01:55 PM (OkT2m)
well, we also sell huge amounts of the water in the Great Lakes to China which always makes me giggle at the thought of China buying water around Milwaukee after a nasty storm.
Posted by: fartbubble at March 13, 2010 11:03 AM (gAmQ1)
Posted by: Blazer at March 13, 2010 02:45 PM
Google "How to make a fake UFO" and you'll find a treasure trove of sites telling you how to make them and send Troofers into fits
Posted by: kbdabear at March 13, 2010 11:04 AM (sYxEE)
PGIS, as female they will not be looking for anything you say that is stupid. They'll find all the stuff you say that is blatantly sexual and arousing
So pretty much every other comment from me, then?
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 13, 2010 11:05 AM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Eco Nazi at March 13, 2010 11:05 AM (pZEar)
Don't know what one is. But in college I shared a house w/ some guys who worked security at Peach Bottom. They stole some 1" ID reactor grade pipe and had a machinist put a morris taper thread on one end and make a massive matching breech clock. Then they'd cut 1" bar stock into slugs. Four fingers of FFF powder behind the slug and it would go clean through a washing machine filled with water. Good times!
Posted by: Tinian at March 13, 2010 03:03 PM (7+pP9)
Popularly known as the potato gun. PVC pipe, grill lighter, propane or Aqua-net hairspray. some assembly required.
Posted by: Blazer at March 13, 2010 11:06 AM (t72+4)
Posted by: Dang Straights at March 13, 2010 02:58 PM (fx8sm)
Keep the phone numbers of your local news outlet handy, they're pretty much a pack of suckers
Posted by: Balloon Boy at March 13, 2010 11:07 AM (sYxEE)
Google "How to make a fake UFO" and you'll find a treasure trove of sites telling you how to make them and send Troofers into fits
Posted by: kbdabear at March 13, 2010 03:04 PM (sYxEE)
Thanks. Torturing hippies and sending them into panic mode is one of my favorite hobbies.
Posted by: Blazer at March 13, 2010 11:08 AM (t72+4)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 13, 2010 11:08 AM (ooI/T)
And DON'T even get me started on the effing squirrels Editor. I swear to God if we don't have some sort of resurgence in the predator population around here we're going to wake up one day to find our houses over run with squirrels and rabbits and raccons and it won't be pretty.
And the damn red squirrels, turns out they enjoy tearing the siding off houses in order to find a way in to store their food and have babies. They have torn my siding off, plucked out everything in their way, and our now happily laughing at every attempt the exterminators have made to eliminate them and keep them out permanently.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 13, 2010 11:09 AM (RZ8pf)
Didn't you see Independence Day? GOOGLE IT !!!!
Posted by: Rosie O'Besity at March 13, 2010 11:09 AM (sYxEE)
The problem is that the worthess EPA conglomerate is drunk on power and zeal and has written all these new regulations for dumps. It is no matter that the world has had refuse dumps since the beginning of time and if you treated them with common sense there was never any problem.
You dig a big trench and you bury the garbage, that is all it takes. But now they want all kinds of clay, sediment, impervious diapers etc along with even more engineering controls.
They act like they are buring high level radioactive waste every time you dump a frickin bananna peel. What we need to do is elect some real conservatives and gain control of these unelected despots rnning these organizations.
The EPA needs to be reigned in to its original scope and just about ALL of the other federal beaurocracies need to just be elliminated in totality.
Posted by: Vic at March 13, 2010 03:02 PM (QrA9E)
One of my clients in Ohio is a camp that has a small (7,000 g.) sewage package plant (which is part of my scope). In this specific Ohio county the EPA is...well, the word tyranical seems to fit pretty fine. The EPA is trying to change ALL homes in said county to package plants!...now if instead, they would just require homeowners empty their septic 1x /yr. it would probably alleviate all problems...but then, that would be too easy and allow the homeowners too few EPA regs....
Posted by: billygoat at March 13, 2010 11:10 AM (5qJM5)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 13, 2010 03:08 PM (ooI/T)
Nam -- Do you mean that UFO show?
Posted by: billygoat at March 13, 2010 11:11 AM (5qJM5)
Never made a spud gun. Did make tennis ball cannons, though.
Oh -- and when I was pretty young we had this little brass napoleon cannon about five inches long. And the bore was the perfect size of a firecracker. When we figured that out a massive carnage of toy soldiers and coleus plants ensued.
Posted by: Tinian at March 13, 2010 11:11 AM (7+pP9)
License to kill Gophers
Posted by: kbdabear at March 13, 2010 11:13 AM (sYxEE)
Have any of you ever listened to a 4 hour block of coast to coast am at night and hear some of the stories those krazies vomit into the airwaves? I swear there are thousands of them too that worship that show, what a target rich environment that is.
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 13, 2010 03:08 PM (ooI/T)
True, most of it is bullshit. however, back during Hurricane Isabel when I was without power I tuned in one night and this really desperate lady called in because a deceased ex-husband was haunting her and she wanted help. She played an EVP tape of it where she was begging him to let her be and my f'ckin' skin crawled. Real or not, that shit bothered me.
Posted by: Blazer at March 13, 2010 11:13 AM (t72+4)
The morons on this site are evidence that you can take away all the violent toys from little boys but theyÂ’ll still find a way to blow shit up.
Peace toys are stupid. Boys can turn anything into a weapon, or make anything go boom, if they try hard enough.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 13, 2010 11:14 AM (RZ8pf)
Never made a spud gun. Did make tennis ball cannons, though.
Oh -- and when I was pretty young we had this little brass napoleon cannon about five inches long. And the bore was the perfect size of a firecracker. When we figured that out a massive carnage of toy soldiers and coleus plants ensued.
Posted by: Tinian at March 13, 2010 03:11 PM (7+pP9)
Spud guns were cool...we made firecracker guns, rockets and lots of bombs. Crazy side note -- kid that I mainly built stuff with's father was a renowned hand surgeon (no lie)...kid got the gene from Doc...he loved blowing shit up!
Posted by: billygoat at March 13, 2010 11:14 AM (5qJM5)
Posted by: Cautiously Pessimistic at March 13, 2010 11:15 AM (pZEar)
Boys can turn anything into a weapon, or make anything go boom
Good place to start is the medicine cabinet and under the sink. No need to even go near the garage. Until it's time to field test.
Posted by: Dang Straights at March 13, 2010 11:16 AM (fx8sm)
Yessir/ma'am.
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 13, 2010 03:12 PM (ooI/T)
Nam - Target rich doesn't even begin to describe those callers!!! (Sir, btw!) thx, Nam!
Posted by: billygoat at March 13, 2010 11:16 AM (5qJM5)
All I can say is those folks are in a heap of trouble with drugs or just mush brained progs, they see shadow walkers from their beds, levitate, abducted by aliens and they are serious as a heart attack too.
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 13, 2010 11:16 AM (ooI/T)
What a worthless piece of shit this man is.
Posted by: ol_dirty_/b+tard at March 13, 2010 11:17 AM (x065h)
Posted by: Cautiously Pessimistic at March 13, 2010 03:15 PM (pZEar)
First thing here was a magnifying glass and the sun...throw in an anthill and you've got mayhem.
Posted by: billygoat at March 13, 2010 11:17 AM (5qJM5)
Posted by: Flavius Julius at March 13, 2010 11:18 AM (IrdrP)
Peace toys are stupid. Boys can turn anything into a weapon, or make anything go boom, if they try hard enough.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 13, 2010 03:14 PM (RZ8pf)
Best story I ever heard from Medved was how when his wife took away their son's toy guns as punishment he made a gun out of one of his sisters' Barbies.
Posted by: Editor at March 13, 2010 11:18 AM (YX6i/)
The morons on this site are evidence that you can take away all the violent toys from little boys but theyÂ’ll still find a way to blow shit up.
Peace toys are stupid. Boys can turn anything into a weapon, or make anything go boom, if they try hard enough.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 13, 2010 03:14 PM (RZ8pf)
YUP!
Posted by: billygoat at March 13, 2010 11:18 AM (5qJM5)
Posted by: Flavius Julius at March 13, 2010 11:20 AM (IrdrP)
One night I couldn't sleep so I turned on coast-to-coast to hear a medium who claimed that he was channeling Michael Jackson shortly after his death.
Utter trainwreck. Of course that didn't stop me for listening for the full two hours.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 13, 2010 11:21 AM (b+tUU)
Posted by: Flavius Julius at March 13, 2010 03:18 PM (IrdrP)
True that...in fact, our Cu, Fe, Al, etc scrap heads to China, too. I do it only because I hate to toss 'hard goods' in the garbage...haul it home from jobs and bin it...just got $100 for a 1/4 year's worth of Brass, Cu, Fe and Al. $$ Looks better in my hands than in the ground.
Posted by: billygoat at March 13, 2010 11:21 AM (5qJM5)
The morons on this site are evidence that you can take away all the violent toys from little boys but theyÂ’ll still find a way to blow shit up.
Amen. If anything, the lack of violent toys just spurred my creativity in 'controlled burns', which made me a bit more dangerous, if anything.
Posted by: Cautiously Pessimistic at March 13, 2010 11:21 AM (pZEar)
There was literally complete silence on the deck, and we're talking people of all ages, including hipsters. No one clapped, nothing. So then she said, "Look, can't we put aside our political differences? My grandson is going to be thrilled with this."
And with that, she received a lukewarm round of golf-clapping. And the poor thing slunk back to her seat. Heh.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2010 11:22 AM (UOM48)
What a worthless piece of shit this man is.
Posted by: ol_dirty_/b+tard at March 13, 2010 03:17 PM (x065h)
Ummmmmmm, uhhhhhhhhh, this job is ummmmmmmmm, hard, you know.
Posted by: TEH WON at March 13, 2010 11:22 AM (5qJM5)
You can imagine this being Seattle, how many moms of boys I encounter who proudly tell me they donÂ’t allow any weapon type toys in the house. And then I watch as their son fashions a stick, or their Lego bricks, or even the food they are eating into an object shaped curiously like a gun and then proceed to make little shooting noises.
Yes, it is very tempting to say back to the smarmy moms “and how’s that working out for ya?”
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 13, 2010 11:23 AM (RZ8pf)
I did that too but it got boring quick no noise. Hahaha
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 13, 2010 03:20 PM (ooI/T)
Heh...noise is good; think of your first motorized anything!...
Posted by: TEH WON at March 13, 2010 11:23 AM (5qJM5)
Posted by: Flavius Julius at March 13, 2010 03:18 PM (IrdrP)
No, Blazer right. It doesnt cost me a dime to put recyclables into the bin. What happens to them after that is beyond my control. At any rate, my future Chinese overlords pay me a handsome sum to sell precious metals to them.
Posted by: Blazer at March 13, 2010 11:24 AM (t72+4)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2010 03:22 PM (UOM4
Uh, no. It made me cringe. That's quite embarrassing.
Posted by: Editor at March 13, 2010 11:24 AM (YX6i/)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 13, 2010 11:25 AM (RZ8pf)
I'm in Ohio and dying to know what county you're talking about...
Posted by: tdpwells at March 13, 2010 11:25 AM (Ei3oZ)
And I should have added, and she thought you all would be thrilled to hear about it?
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 13, 2010 11:25 AM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Dang Straights at March 13, 2010 03:16 PM (fx8sm)
favorite past time was tossing lit matches in full gas tanks. Or it was till the neighbor one day poured it on the grass while the gas was burning.
That and breaking open a full brick of firecrackers and making one giant mound of black powder and blowing it up. I use to go deaf for a full day after every time we did it (we were no more than a couple of feet away when we lit them)
Posted by: fartbubble at March 13, 2010 11:26 AM (gAmQ1)
Posted by: Blazer at March 13, 2010 03:24 PM (t72+4)
AGREED!
Posted by: billygoat at March 13, 2010 11:26 AM (5qJM5)
That Coast to Coast AM show even did a special on Leprechauns. It is targeted at delusional conspiracy theorist wacko truck drivers. For some reason they end up on 3rd shift.
Posted by: Flavius Julius at March 13, 2010 11:27 AM (IrdrP)
I'm in Ohio and dying to know what county you're talking about...
Posted by: tdpwells at March 13, 2010 03:25 PM (Ei3oZ)
For obvious reasons, I wouldn't say online...but I am in NEO...your pick from 1 of 17 counties!
Posted by: billygoat at March 13, 2010 11:27 AM (5qJM5)
I just saw a trailer for the movie “repo men” that’s coming out next week. Will it be a cautionary tale about what is going to happen under ObamaCare?
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 13, 2010 11:28 AM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Editor at March 13, 2010 11:29 AM (YX6i/)
I just saw a trailer for the movie “repo men” that’s coming out next week. Will it be a cautionary tale about what is going to happen under ObamaCare?
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 13, 2010 03:28 PM (RZ8pf)
Dont know, but Forrest Whitaker is in it as a repo-man, I'll watch it just because of that even though that douche Law is in it.
Posted by: Blazer at March 13, 2010 11:30 AM (t72+4)
Posted by: Blazer at March 13, 2010 03:30 PM (t72+4)
He was really good as Idi Amin in The Last King of Scotland...frighteningly good.
Posted by: billygoat at March 13, 2010 11:32 AM (5qJM5)
Those people are fucking nuts.
Posted by: Vile Roman at March 13, 2010 11:33 AM (iBzKc)
Whitaker's the man. He was even okay in crap like Battlefield Earth.
/Speaking of coming releases, 3 days until...
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at March 13, 2010 11:34 AM (otlXg)
Posted by: Editor at March 13, 2010 11:34 AM (YX6i/)
What a worthless piece of shit this man is.
"Allies of Mr Obama say his weary appearance in the Oval Office with Mr Brown illustrates the strain he is now under, and the president's surprise at the sheer volume of business that crosses his desk."
Yeh, holding parties and showing Beyonce and Jay-Z around, along with watching flicks with Tom Hanks and Steven Spielberg just wear a guy down.
Didn't we hear from the DemSM how fit, young, dynamic, awesome, and even godlike he was?
At least God created the Earth before he rested
Posted by: kbdabear at March 13, 2010 11:34 AM (sYxEE)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 13, 2010 11:34 AM (ooI/T)
He was really good as Idi Amin in The Last King of Scotland...frighteningly good.
Posted by: billygoat at March 13, 2010 03:32 PM (5qJM5)
Damn straight, he's one of the most underated actors ever. I loved Ghost Dog too. He just about steals every scene he's in.
Posted by: Blazer at March 13, 2010 11:35 AM (t72+4)
"Shadow people" don't exist? Funny, I thought I was being watched by shadow people while I was watching Skinemax a few times.
Who was it then?
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at March 13, 2010 11:36 AM (otlXg)
Posted by: Skookumchuk at March 13, 2010 11:37 AM (btzPD)
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at March 13, 2010 11:37 AM (otlXg)
the president's surprise at the sheer volume of business that crosses his desk."
Yeah, but Karl Rove (that magnificent bastard) was just making stuff up when he said Wee Wee was lazy.
Posted by: Dang Straights at March 13, 2010 11:38 AM (fx8sm)
Damn straight, he's one of the most underated actors ever. I loved Ghost Dog too. He just about steals every scene he's in.
Posted by: Blazer at March 13, 2010 03:35 PM (t72+4)
It'd be nice if he were right of center (?), but that is a lot to ask...fine, fine actor though.
Posted by: billygoat at March 13, 2010 11:39 AM (5qJM5)
The story is a year old, but he was already tuckered out and overwhelmed with less than 2 months in office.
What a wuss
Posted by: kbdabear at March 13, 2010 11:39 AM (sYxEE)
Also, I got an up close look at Barky's autograph on the poor sailor's portrait. Jeebus, the jackass scrawled across the whole thing, narrowly missing the young man's face. What a turd.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2010 11:39 AM (UOM48)
The only thing I enjoyed about Ghost Dog was the scene with the mobsters sitting around arguing about rappers. The rest was typical Jim Jarmusch faux-sophisticated weirdness.
Posted by: Vile Roman at March 13, 2010 11:41 AM (iBzKc)
Posted by: billygoat at March 13, 2010 03:28 PM (5qJM5)
Smack dab in the middle - Franklin Co.
Posted by: tdpwells at March 13, 2010 11:41 AM (Ei3oZ)
Posted by: rdbrewer at March 13, 2010 11:41 AM (3MkD8)
What a worthless piece of shit this man is.
Posted by: ol_dirty_/b+tard at March 13, 2010 03:17 PM (x065h)"
That article is a year old, and Obama has learned nothing in the 12 months since.
Posted by: prettypinkfluffypanties at March 13, 2010 11:42 AM (kyoey)
Any Dick's Burgers left in Seattle these days?
Posted by: Vile Roman at March 13, 2010 11:42 AM (iBzKc)
It'd be nice if he were right of center (?), but that is a lot to ask...fine, fine actor though.
Posted by: billygoat at March 13, 2010 03:39 PM (5qJM5)
Hey, I could care less about the mans politics, he has talent. Plus, you dont see him on t.v. shooting his mouth off like Garawfulo, or Penn. He keeps it to himself and I can respect that.
Posted by: Blazer at March 13, 2010 11:42 AM (t72+4)
I am totally in love with Coast to Coast. It's hardcore crazy.
Plus, it's a great conversation starter. Try saying something like "I listened to a show on the radio last night that featured a time traveler/ alien" to an acquaintance and watch their reaction. Pure gold.
Plus, once and a while they will have a normal guest on. Of course, they're pretty dull....
Posted by: shibumi at March 13, 2010 11:43 AM (OKZrE)
Posted by: This is The Tickle Czar at March 13, 2010 11:44 AM (ouySy)
Posted by: tdpwells at March 13, 2010 11:45 AM (Ei3oZ)
Blazer, how do you know you're not supposed to laugh your ass off all the way through Ghost Dog, the most tongue in cheek comedy ever?
Posted by: rdbrewer at March 13, 2010 03:41 PM (3MkD
The most depressing movie ever to me was stephen Speilbergs A.I. I'll bet you consider that a comedy too.
Posted by: Blazer at March 13, 2010 11:45 AM (t72+4)
Posted by: Vile Roman at March 13, 2010 11:46 AM (iBzKc)
Posted by: Vile Roman at March 13, 2010 03:42 PM (iBzKc)
Yes, but they were forced to drop peanut oil for their fries by the commie-fucks running the city.
Posted by: Editor at March 13, 2010 11:46 AM (YX6i/)
Posted by: This is The Tickle Czar at March 13, 2010 11:46 AM (ouySy)
Heh, I was listening one night and drinking some good going down beers and tried my damndest to see a shadow person, couldn't do it. LOL
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 13, 2010 11:46 AM (ooI/T)
Smack dab in the middle - Franklin
Co.
Posted by: tdpwells at March 13, 2010 03:41 PM (Ei3oZ)
Two of my bros are in Delaware Co and Mum's in Delaware Co as well.
Posted by: billygoat at March 13, 2010 11:46 AM (5qJM5)
Fuckers.
Posted by: Vile Roman at March 13, 2010 11:47 AM (iBzKc)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 13, 2010 11:47 AM (ooI/T)
First they came for our fishing poles, then they came for our salt, then they came for our peanut oil.....what's next?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2010 11:47 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: Blazer at March 13, 2010 03:42 PM (t72+4)
True that!...still, I appreciate any in Hollyweird who are right of center...rare breeds.
Posted by: billygoat at March 13, 2010 11:48 AM (5qJM5)
Posted by: Vile Roman at March 13, 2010 11:48 AM (iBzKc)
Forest Whitaker is apiece of shit.
He was in that stupid Obama video.
Okay, I stand corrected. The guy is a Kool-Aid Drinker. However, he has definite talent, and he isnt as annoying as Tom Hanks, Penn, or Garafalo by half.
Posted by: Blazer at March 13, 2010 11:48 AM (t72+4)
I consider Rambo First Blood: Part 2 a comedy.
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at March 13, 2010 11:49 AM (otlXg)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 13, 2010 11:49 AM (ooI/T)
Fuckers.
Posted by: Vile Roman at March 13, 2010 03:47 PM (iBzKc)
Remember (good old days) when Mickey D's fried theirs in (mix of) Beef tallow?...GAWD were they good!
Posted by: billygoat at March 13, 2010 11:50 AM (5qJM5)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2010 03:47 PM (UOM4
Your life.
Posted by: Editor at March 13, 2010 11:50 AM (YX6i/)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2010 11:50 AM (UOM48)
Yeppers. Bloodsport was one of Van Damme's "better" films.
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at March 13, 2010 11:51 AM (otlXg)
Posted by: Vile Roman at March 13, 2010 03:48 PM (iBzKc)
Hell yeah!
Posted by: billygoat at March 13, 2010 11:52 AM (5qJM5)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2010 11:52 AM (UOM48)
I consider Rambo First Blood: Part 2 a comedy.
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at March 13, 2010 03:49 PM (otlXg)
He was awesome in that movie although I never even saw it or entertained the thought by the way.
Posted by: Blazer at March 13, 2010 11:53 AM (t72+4)
Indeed. When Forest gets on TV and asks all his fans to vote for Obama again or if he tells us peons to cut down on consumption while he washes his face with Evion water from France (like that worthless pile of tanned-blonde flesh known as Cameron Diaz), then I'll downgrade him to the status of those has-beens.
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at March 13, 2010 11:53 AM (otlXg)
Posted by: mystry at March 13, 2010 11:55 AM (kmgIE)
Oh, in Seattle that would be epic. I think Andrew's Dad is on Bainbridge, right?
Posted by: Editor at March 13, 2010 11:55 AM (YX6i/)
Posted by: Vile Roman at March 13, 2010 03:48 PM (iBzKc)
Donald Gibb (Ogre - Revenge of the nerds) was in it also...
Posted by: billygoat at March 13, 2010 11:56 AM (5qJM5)
How that no-talent, piece-of-fluff airhead ever got to be a celebrity is beyond me. Well, actually, no it isn't -- there seems to be a pop cultural habit of making celebrities out of no-talent, piece-of-fluff airheads...
Posted by: Vile Roman at March 13, 2010 11:57 AM (iBzKc)
"They spoke mostly in generalities — not diving into the specifics of policy or really asserting positions on any topic — about health care, energy, poverty and climate change, though one participant said he feels strongly about immigration reform, explaining “everyone should live where they want to live.”
College activists with the intellectual heft of 5-year old children.
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at March 13, 2010 11:58 AM (otlXg)
That's because you're faggots.
Posted by: Editor at March 13, 2010 11:58 AM (YX6i/)
Indeed. When Forest gets on TV and asks all his fans to vote for Obama again or if he tells us peons to cut down on consumption while he washes his face with Evion water from France (like that worthless pile of tanned-blonde flesh known as Cameron Diaz), then I'll downgrade him to the status of those has-beens.
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at March 13, 2010 03:53 PM (otlXg)
Robert Duvall went on record not too long ago as a die-hard lefty, but he kept it decent and respectful. Although I dont respect his politics, I can respect him as one of the greatest actors ever and for keeping his mouth shut all these years. That is the mark of a consummate professional.
Posted by: Blazer at March 13, 2010 11:58 AM (t72+4)
Posted by: Dan Rather at March 13, 2010 11:59 AM (w9bVp)
If she had as many p...... sticking out of her as were stuck in her she would look like a porcupine!!
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 13, 2010 11:59 AM (ooI/T)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 13, 2010 11:59 AM (b+tUU)
And to be fair, she was quite the looker in her younger years (see her in The Mask).
Hollywood is comprised of the beautiful people who can do little more than read lines prepared for them. And these are the people idolized by many? No wonder we're in trouble.
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at March 13, 2010 12:00 PM (otlXg)
Wow, that's news to me. I'd always had it in my head (originating from where, I don't know) that Duvall was actually a conservative.
Posted by: Vile Roman at March 13, 2010 12:00 PM (iBzKc)
If she had as many p...... sticking out of her as were stuck in her she would look like a porcupine!!
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 13, 2010 03:59 PM (ooI/T)
I wonder if she could fit one more.
Not for me of course, a friend.
Posted by: Blazer at March 13, 2010 12:01 PM (t72+4)
Meh. I never saw her as all that much of beauty. But then, to each his own.
Posted by: Vile Roman at March 13, 2010 12:02 PM (iBzKc)
Robert Duvall went on record not too long ago as a die-hard lefty, but he kept it decent and respectful. Although I dont respect his politics, I can respect him as one of the greatest actors ever and for keeping his mouth shut all these years. That is the mark of a consummate professional.
Really? I didn't know that. I thought he was one of the few that was at least near right-of-center, but Duvall's also the man regardless.
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at March 13, 2010 12:02 PM (otlXg)
Yeah catch those so called beautiful people before they go through the Earl Shibe paint stall and miss/mr. next door neighbor looks fantastic compared to them.
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 13, 2010 12:03 PM (ooI/T)
Wow, that's news to me. I'd always had it in my head (originating from where, I don't know) that Duvall was actually a conservative.
Posted by: Vile Roman at March 13, 2010 04:00 PM (iBzKc)
I believe this site had the video of it up last year or maybe it was Malkin, but yea, he's a lefty, albeit not a moonbat though. He was pretty graceful in his explanations, more of an old school democrat like Charlie Wilson, who I really respect..
Posted by: Blazer at March 13, 2010 12:04 PM (t72+4)
I wonder if she could fit one more.
Not for me of course, a friend.
How much do you hate this "friend", Blazer? I wouldn't put anything of mine near Diaz even if my life depended on it.
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at March 13, 2010 12:04 PM (otlXg)
Posted by: Editor at March 13, 2010 12:04 PM (YX6i/)
I'm sorry, but Diaz is fugly to the highest order. And dumb. Really, really dumb.
Posted by: Editor at March 13, 2010 04:04 PM (YX6i/)
So if she was drunk and naked you wouldnt hit it?
Posted by: Blazer at March 13, 2010 12:05 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: FUBAR at March 13, 2010 12:06 PM (1fanL)
All progs are, that's why I despise them with all my heart and I'm not afraid of them either, I've embarrassed more than one in public all shapes, sizes and genders, not one tried anything either, pussies all of them!
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 13, 2010 12:07 PM (ooI/T)
Hell, when I was in college I used to see co-eds on campus that make most of the Hollywood "beauties" look like kelp. These were real live young girls, not the plasticized, fake tit, fake lips, bleach blonde, digitally-airbrushed entities that make it onto the big screen.
Posted by: Vile Roman at March 13, 2010 12:07 PM (iBzKc)
She definitely is both now. She probably was just dumb years ago, but age, rampant liberalism, and all those infusions of Evion water have done her looks in.
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at March 13, 2010 12:07 PM (otlXg)
Robert Duvall ain't no lib.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 13, 2010 04:06 PM (b+tUU)
You're right, not in the modern sense. He's more of an old school Democrat.
Posted by: Blazer at March 13, 2010 12:08 PM (t72+4)
And FUBAR dope is dope and so is Sports Center! Just sayin'
But I don't recall her smoking up in the movie.
Cameron Diaz is annoying to the nth degree but she has one helluva golf swing!
Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 13, 2010 12:09 PM (b+tUU)
You're saying that the 90's Skinemax chicks were like that too? Oh, how jaded I am now!
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at March 13, 2010 12:09 PM (otlXg)
Posted by: Vile Roman at March 13, 2010 04:07 PM (iBzKc)
Nothing wrong with real live young girls with fake titties. I dated one in college, she was cool. And her hair was lightened too. She made a campus edition of Playboy. Yeah, I'm cool.
Posted by: FUBAR at March 13, 2010 12:09 PM (1fanL)
Posted by: This is The Tickle Czar at March 13, 2010 12:09 PM (ouySy)
dope is dope
But I don't recall her smoking up in the movie.
Cameron Diaz is annoying to the nth degree but she has one helluva golf swing!
Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 13, 2010 04:09 PM (b+tUU)
Sounds like a t-shirt. Dope is dope! She did, right before SportsCenter. I think. It's been a long time. Yeah, she's annoying, and she's not like that really cool girl in the movie, either.
Posted by: FUBAR at March 13, 2010 12:11 PM (1fanL)
You're right, not in the modern sense. He's more of an old school Democrat
Huh? He's a Dem that stumped for McCain and Palin over Teh One®?
Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 13, 2010 12:11 PM (b+tUU)
Posted by: Flavius Julius at March 13, 2010 12:12 PM (IrdrP)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 13, 2010 12:13 PM (ooI/T)
So if she was drunk and naked you wouldnt hit it?
Posted by: Blazer at March 13, 2010 04:05 PM (t72+4)
Objection, your honor!!
Posted by: Editor at March 13, 2010 12:13 PM (YX6i/)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2010 12:13 PM (UOM48)
Huh? He's a Dem that stumped for McCain and Palin over Teh One®?
Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 13, 2010 04:11 PM (b+tUU)
Dont forget, Joe Lieberman did too. Like I said, he's an old school Dem.
Posted by: Blazer at March 13, 2010 12:13 PM (t72+4)
She probably hated portraying that woman. How can any "enlightened" person watch SportsCenter?
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at March 13, 2010 12:14 PM (otlXg)
Blazer, Robert effin' Duvall? I thought he was a staunch conservative? Didn't he do a vid for the RNC or something a while back?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2010 04:13 PM (UOM4
He's still working aint he ?
Posted by: Blazer at March 13, 2010 12:14 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 13, 2010 12:15 PM (ooI/T)
Hope he hasn't gone to teh Dark Side.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2010 12:15 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Blazer at March 13, 2010 04:13 PM (t72+4)
I think he's still registered Dem to keep his S.A.G. card.
Posted by: Editor at March 13, 2010 12:16 PM (YX6i/)
You're right, not in the modern sense. He's more of an old school Democrat.
Robert Duvall is a libertarian/conservative (little L). He announced support for Rudy in 2007 and when McCain got the nod he helped campagn for them appearing on stage with Sarah Palin during the campagn.
He is no Democrat of any kind.
Posted by: Vic at March 13, 2010 12:16 PM (QrA9E)
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at March 13,
2010 04:14 PM (otlXg)
Exactly what I was thinking. Like Jeanine Garofalo having to play a chick and hating it.
Posted by: FUBAR at March 13, 2010 12:16 PM (1fanL)
Posted by: Vic at March 13, 2010 12:16 PM (QrA9E)
In my mind.
----
Shit, in my mind Megan Fox is more than just conservative...
Posted by: Vile Roman at March 13, 2010 12:17 PM (iBzKc)
Robert Duvall was on Charlie Rose a couple of years ago and Charlie was trying to get him to condemn the Iraq invasion. Charlie asked, "So you think it's okay?"
Duvall shrugged and said, "Yeah...why not?
heheheh
Posted by: This is The Tickle Czar at March 13, 2010 12:18 PM (ouySy)
Megan Fox is the younger generation's Cameron Diaz. Dumb as a fence-post.
The mid 20's and especially the 30's are going to hit Megan Fox like a ton of bricks.
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at March 13, 2010 12:18 PM (otlXg)
314 Lay off the booze, Blaz!
Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 13, 2010 04:15 PM (b+tUU)
Jeezus K-Rist, what are you, my wife ?
Posted by: Blazer at March 13, 2010 12:19 PM (t72+4)
When did Garofalo ever play a chick?
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at March 13, 2010 12:20 PM (otlXg)
Speaking of series, any of you morons planning on watching The Pacific on HBO tomorrow night? We are. Even though I've come to hate Hanks with the heat of a thousand suns.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2010 12:20 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 13, 2010 12:21 PM (ooI/T)
We have a mini-Weber propane grill and dozens of empty cylinders.
Refill them, and then use them to power a Tippmann C3 propane powered paintball gun. It's super efficient, and VERY loud. 50,000 shots per tank, and the loudest gun on the field.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44d7FRxlxxc
Posted by: wooga at March 13, 2010 12:21 PM (IhzyJ)
You can imagine this being Seattle, how many moms of boys I encounter who proudly tell me they donÂ’t allow any weapon type toys in the house. And then I watch as their son fashions a stick, or their Lego bricks, or even the food they are eating into an object shaped curiously like a gun and then proceed to make little shooting noises.
Yes, it is very tempting to say back to the smarmy moms “and how’s that working out for ya?”
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 13, 2010 03:23 PM (RZ8pf)
PGIS you can relate this to your smarmy moms:
In our local (Houston) YMCA Indian Princess/Indian Guides program, we Dads take our grade K-5 progeny to the YMCA camp and let them shoot .22s at targets of sharks, pigs, snakes, dragons, etc. Best part is the 20 min of gun safety instruction and demo prior to stepping on the range platform. It includes some deadly serious Q&A for a few minutes (Dads are not allowed to call out any answers, but can discretely whisper a choice word or two as clues), then it's plinking away at their chosen target. All the kids end up getting at least one bullseye thanks to the asst rangemaster who quietly retires to the gun shed when the kids start shooting.
Ever see the pure excitement in the eyes of a 5/6 yo pointing out the bullseye on their paper target after shooting their first time with a rifle nearly as long as they are tall? Priceless. They can't wait to go back the next year and by the time they are in 4th and 5th grade they are shouting out the correct answers to the gun safety Q&A. Double priceless.
For some reason, the .22 range is the most popular activity at camp (second is the archery range where the Dads put $1 and $5 bills on the bullseyes to help improve the kids' aim and concentration. Works every time!)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 13, 2010 12:22 PM (2g2ex)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 13, 2010 12:22 PM (ooI/T)
Yeah, she's dumb as dish soap -- but I ain't ogling her brain, IYKWIM. Call it a weakness.
Posted by: Vile Roman at March 13, 2010 12:22 PM (iBzKc)
Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at March 13, 2010 12:22 PM (2PTT7)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2010 12:23 PM (UOM48)
Speaking of series, any of you morons planning on watching The Pacific on HBO tomorrow night? We are. Even though I've come to hate Hanks with the heat of a thousand suns.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2010 04:20 PM (UOM4
Hanks is a douche, granted, but his respect and acknowledgment for the greatest generation doesnt deserve to go unwarranted. Saving Private Ryan, BoB, and now this mini, buys give him a pass.
Posted by: Blazer at March 13, 2010 12:23 PM (t72+4)
You guys might be better off if you got Skinemax "free", like I do.
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at March 13, 2010 12:25 PM (otlXg)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 13, 2010 12:25 PM (ooI/T)
337 You guys had me scared that Hollyweird had remade 'Repo Man', one of my all time favorites. I see the new movie 'Repo Men' has nothing to do with it. Whew.
Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at March 13, 2010 04:22 PM (2PTT7)
One of my all time favorites. Thanks for reminding me, I need to watch it again. Harry Dean Stanton is awesome in that.
Posted by: Blazer at March 13, 2010 12:26 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: CDR M at March 13, 2010 12:26 PM (wGJaU)
First they came for our fishing poles, then our salt, then our peanut oil, then our pron......
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2010 12:27 PM (UOM48)
Blazer is going soft on us.
Posted by: Editor at March 13, 2010 04:26 PM (YX6i/)
I'm an M&M, I melt in your mouth, not in your hands. : )
Posted by: Blazer at March 13, 2010 12:28 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: CDR M at March 13, 2010 12:29 PM (wGJaU)
Posted by: CDR M at March 13, 2010 12:30 PM (wGJaU)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 13, 2010 12:30 PM (ooI/T)
Posted by: CDR M at March 13, 2010 12:31 PM (wGJaU)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at March 13, 2010 12:31 PM (ympF8)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2010 12:31 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 13, 2010 12:32 PM (TRQEF)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2010 04:20 PM
BoB was produced from Ambrose's book based on real paratroopers. The Pacific is a "composite" of different stories and projected onto fictional characters. With lots of racist Americans joyfully killing Japanese soldiers who all come across as Mr Miyagi. You'll probably get more realism from old McHale's Navy reruns judging by the way Hollywood shits on America at every opportunity
Judging from Hanks comments this week, I'd recommend spending your time doing other things.
If the ratings are bad, look for a "clarification" from Hanks next week, along with an "out of context", and "nobody supports the troops more than me" spin
Posted by: kbdabear at March 13, 2010 12:33 PM (sYxEE)
Blazer is going soft on us.
Posted by: Editor at March 13, 2010 04:26 PM (YX6i/)
C'mon, lets not get into the whole purity thing on here on this here fine Saturday afternoon. I guarantee you the purveyor of this site and his good buddy AP are to the left of me.
Posted by: Blazer at March 13, 2010 12:34 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2010 12:34 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Unemployed people at Acme flour mill at March 13, 2010 12:35 PM (meO/l)
Ideas?
Hot Sauce, Irish Spring Soap, and Heav Garlic are smells Deer will stay away from. I have also seen people hang old Compact Discs under them to reflect lights and impart movement where it is not and this seems to keep them at bay.
Also, Shoot The Deer and Eat Them - They are Frickin' Delicious!
(When in season, of course.)
Posted by: garrett at March 13, 2010 12:35 PM (uqYMv)
354 And there's deer poop all over the back yard. Ideas?
In the movie The Rookie they spread human hair clippings around the ballfield to keep the deer from eating all the grass. Would Walt Disney lie?
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 13, 2010 12:36 PM (2g2ex)
Posted by: Flavius Julius at March 13, 2010 12:37 PM (IrdrP)
Posted by: sickinmass at March 13, 2010 04:32 PM (1rflU)
Ahhhhahahahahaha, well played sir.
*golfclap*
Posted by: Blazer at March 13, 2010 12:37 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2010 12:38 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Unemployed people at Acme flour mill at March 13, 2010 04:35
PM (meO/l)
Mark Hamill looks more feminine than she does. But then, he did back in the day, too.
Posted by: FUBAR at March 13, 2010 12:38 PM (1fanL)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 13, 2010 12:38 PM (TRQEF)
Posted by: Flavius Julius at March 13, 2010 04:37 PM (IrdrP)
Earmuffs.
Posted by: Editor at March 13, 2010 12:38 PM (YX6i/)
Fuck that. I just cancelled my HBO.
Same thing here. Can't believe I paid for that shit for so long...
Posted by: garrett at March 13, 2010 12:38 PM (uqYMv)
Jeebus...Carrie Fisher. Dayum. What the hell happened?
She looks like she was exposed to radiation or something...
Posted by: Unemployed people at Acme flour mill at March 13, 2010 12:40 PM (meO/l)
Posted by: Flavius Julius at March 13, 2010 12:40 PM (IrdrP)
Posted by: CDR M at March 13, 2010 12:41 PM (wGJaU)
Hell a potato will work on a 30.06, only noise will be a mild thump, go shooting Janey and get some good food.
As for Carrie Fischer, she ain't no vegan for damn sure!!
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 13, 2010 12:41 PM (ooI/T)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2010 12:42 PM (UOM48)
I heard Fumento discussing this on a local radio show. He makes a good argument, and usually has a pretty good bullshit detector about such things. His book Science Under Siege is terrific.
Posted by: Vile Roman at March 13, 2010 12:43 PM (iBzKc)
require recycling.
Posted by: Druid at March 13, 2010 12:43 PM (Gct7d)
We had a cute teeny little Bambi in the front yard one day. I was pulling into the garage and the little devil was all alone. I thought it might be orphaned. I got out of the car and knelt down and talked to it. It would just snort and stomp its little hoof at me, but it didn't run. Then suddenly around the corner appeared Daddy, an eight pointer, and mom. D'oh boy had just come home from somewhere and wanted to shoot the dad.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2010 04:42 PM (UOM4
Thats what I call lunch and a snack.
Posted by: Blazer at March 13, 2010 12:44 PM (t72+4)
Instant he claimed he could reach the Gas Pedal while driving there was only one qustion to be asked:
"Sikes - That's not Italian, is it?"
Why did God invent the Wheelbarrow?
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...to teach us Italians how to walk on our Hind Legs!
Lyin' ass sack of shit.
"I'm afraid to put it in Neutral!"
Posted by: garrett at March 13, 2010 12:44 PM (uqYMv)
So I guess she came back and brought friends. And there's deer poop all over the back yard. Ideas?
Get an electric fence charger from a fram and garden store (cheap one will do) and string a charged wire around the yard for a while. After they have been "on it" a few times you can take it down.
Also works fine on galvanized steel trashcans if you set them on coke bottles in the ground.
Posted by: Vic at March 13, 2010 12:45 PM (QrA9E)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 13, 2010 04:45 PM (ooI/T)
Venison & mashed taters. Good eatin'.
I figure it would just go BLAM! and splatter shit all over you.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 13, 2010 12:46 PM (TRQEF)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2010 12:46 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: John Too at March 13, 2010 12:46 PM (mhD2v)
I peed on an electric fence when I was a kid.
Ergo, I pee standing up.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 13, 2010 12:47 PM (TRQEF)
Re: Natalie Portman...I totally lost respect for her after she started hanging out with that dickhead Sean Penn
She's dead to me now...
Posted by: Unemployed people at Acme flour mill at March 13, 2010 12:49 PM (meO/l)
I've heard the 2 liter trick. Always wanted to try that on a 22 while squirrel hunting just to see if the woods would calm down faster after a shot.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 13, 2010 12:49 PM (TRQEF)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2010 12:50 PM (UOM48)
Actually taters make great silencers in a pinch, as do 2liter coke bottles.
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 13, 2010 04:47 PM (ooI/T)
So do toilet paper rolls duct taped to the end of your barrel, but you din't hear that from me.
Posted by: Blazer at March 13, 2010 12:50 PM (t72+4)
Fill them with helium attach flashlight bulbs w/batteries and float them, then run in the house and call cnn and report ufo's shaped like deer.
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 13, 2010 12:50 PM (ooI/T)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 13, 2010 12:51 PM (TRQEF)
She's dead to me now...
Posted by: Unemployed people at Acme flour mill at March 13, 2010 04:49
PM (meO/l)
I lost respect for her when she became an Obamabot, or I'd be pissed off at you for that link.
Posted by: FUBAR at March 13, 2010 12:51 PM (1fanL)
Posted by: circlin' buzzard at March 13, 2010 12:52 PM (ucq49)
Snared deer don't run into your neighbor's yard after the shot.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 13, 2010 12:53 PM (TRQEF)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 13, 2010 04:51 PM (TRQEF)
Yes, I'll guess. It's the intent that matters. Like deadly weapons.
Posted by: FUBAR at March 13, 2010 12:53 PM (1fanL)
404,
As long as you accomplish the mission is all that counts grasshopper.
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 13, 2010 04:53 PM (ooI/T)
Everything's legal until you get caught.
Posted by: Blazer at March 13, 2010 12:54 PM (t72+4)
I lost respect for her when she became an Obamabot, or I'd be pissed off at you for that link
Whew, glad you found out the truth before I enlightened you
It amazes me how they think that communism is like a costume that they can put on and pretend for a while then put away after.
Posted by: Unemployed people at Acme flour mill at March 13, 2010 12:55 PM (meO/l)
If recycling doesn't pay, why does Ace recycle his cob loggers posts? Just sayin.
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at March 13, 2010 04:31 PM (ympF
Posted by: Tinian at March 13, 2010 12:55 PM (7+pP9)
Posted by: Blazer at March 13, 2010 04:54 PM (t72+4)
She was 18 til you got here, officer.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 13, 2010 12:55 PM (TRQEF)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2010 12:56 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 13, 2010 12:57 PM (b+tUU)
I lost respect for her after Episode 1. What the hell was with the goth queen set-up, was she trying to be that scary goth chick from NCIS? Actually, was that the inspiration for the NCIS goth chick character?
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at March 13, 2010 12:57 PM (otlXg)
Dickipedia - David Brooks
Though he is a conservative, the primary reason for his success is not his popularity among conservatives, but, rather, among liberals. He is, in fact, known as the liberals’ “favorite conservative.” This is because he speaks softly, is effeminate, and gently gratifies their self-loathing, masochistic wish to be insulted.
Posted by: kbdabear at March 13, 2010 12:57 PM (sYxEE)
She was 18 til you got here, officer.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 13, 2010 04:55 PM (TRQEF)
What do you mean, she told me she was twelve ! Lyin' bitch !
Posted by: Roman Polanski at March 13, 2010 12:57 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: Unemployed people at Acme flour mill at March 13, 2010 12:58 PM (meO/l)
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at March 13,
2010 04:57 PM (otlXg)
And then there's that whole "hittin' on a 5 year old" thing. If I was her, I might've turned it down.
Posted by: FUBAR at March 13, 2010 12:59 PM (1fanL)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 13, 2010 04:57 PM (b+tUU)
Sounds delicious. Be a sweety and serve us all up some wearing nothing but an apron.
Posted by: Roman Polanski at March 13, 2010 12:59 PM (t72+4)
I'm really afraid to know what a cob logger is.
Someone that helps you in your quest to piss standing up?
Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 13, 2010 12:59 PM (b+tUU)
Posted by: Roman Polanski at March 13, 2010 04:59 PM (t72+4)
Way too old for you.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 13, 2010 01:00 PM (TRQEF)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2010 01:01 PM (UOM48)
Someone that helps you in your quest to piss standing up?
Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 13, 2010 04:59 PM (b+tUU)
I din't write all that shit in your snow-covered driveway while squatting, sugartits.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 13, 2010 01:01 PM (TRQEF)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 13, 2010 04:57 PM (b+tUU)
You did that on purpose. You're so cool.
Posted by: FUBAR at March 13, 2010 01:02 PM (1fanL)
I peed on an electric fence when I was a kid.
I think everybody had to try that once.
Posted by: Vic at March 13, 2010 04:49 PM (QrA9E)
Heck, Ren & Stimpy made it into a song and game!
Posted by: CDR M at March 13, 2010 01:03 PM (wGJaU)
I din't write all that shit in your snow-covered driveway while squatting, sugartits.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 13, 2010 05:01 PM (TRQEF)
Oh yea, then why was there an ass-cheek angel in the snow?
Posted by: Blazer at March 13, 2010 01:03 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at March 13, 2010 01:03 PM (otlXg)
Posted by: garrett at March 13, 2010 01:04 PM (uqYMv)
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at March 13, 2010 01:04 PM (otlXg)
I din't write all that shit in your snow-covered driveway while squatting, sugartits.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 13, 2010 05:01 PM (TRQEF)
Oh yea, then why was there an ass-cheek angel in the snow?
Posted by: Blazer at March 13, 2010 05:03 PM (t72+4)
I fell. It takes a lot of beer to quote Penthouse forum.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 13, 2010 01:05 PM (TRQEF)
I'm reminded of a tale from that Island I grew up on, off the coast...
Back in the mid-nineties, the County Commissioners ( yes, we called them “Commissars,” with much the same disdain towards them the wards of the former Soviet Union showed towards theirs... ) decided, in their infinite wisdom and power to levy fines and taxes, to “introduce recycling to the Island...”
Heretofore, the garbage trucks came to your house or business one a week, but in the Name of the Great God “ecology,” henceforth <I>you</i> would gather up your wet trash ( garbage ), your dry trash ( papers ), and all that good stuff that was worth money ( aluminum cans ), and hie yourself to the old Air National Guard Armory at the airport in the center of the Island.
There, you would separate this stinking pile into groups that went into color-coded bins, to be moved by those formerly convenient Garbage Trucks, to the mainland, where these offerings would be laid upon the Altar of the Great God Ecology, and be “recycled...”
And all in the land were self-righteous and smug, that They Were Doing A Good Thing, For The Environment...”
Now there's a little background you need to know--
1)- that the county had, formerly, only one designated landfill, where trash was hauled, on Cate Road, and it was a vasty, and smelly pit, filled with the detritus of the multitudes of The Island, the other islands, and the mainland, where a bulldozer labored day and night to bury the stuff.
2)- many who live in this area are old, or disabled, or retired, and lugging, and separating this “stuff” was a mighty task-- I well remember seeing the lines of seniors, some on canes or in walkers, struggling to get their trash out of cars, across the parking lot, and in to the correct bins.
And yes, there were fines and penalties if, Woe! You put the wrong trash in the wrong colored bin...
3)- but some- my own Evil Right-Wing Self included-- viewed all this “with great suspicion” ( to quote the Sage Winnie Ther Poo... ) and wonder if we really were Doing The Right Thing for the Great God of Ecology, or were we just being jerked around by a pile of self-righteous bureaucrats...
Well, Lo! One day a reporter happened to act on this suspicion, and actually follow the line of garbage trucks making the pilgrimage to the Great God's Altar, and what did he find?
The same pit...
The same bulldozer...
And all that carefully and painfully separated trash...
going in to the same borrow pit. Just like it always had.
No recycling...
Yes, he took pictures and wrote a story, and yes, every sitting Commissar lost his/her seat in the next election.
Posted by: backhoe at March 13, 2010 01:05 PM (YH9yC)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 13, 2010 01:06 PM (ooI/T)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2010 01:06 PM (UOM48)
There's dry and then there's dessicated, like that turkey from Christmas Vacation.
Which one better describes Pelosi?
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at March 13, 2010 01:06 PM (otlXg)
I want to see NG holding a potato on the end of his M14 trying to shoot Bambi's mom.
Posted by: nine coconuts at March 13, 2010 01:08 PM (DHNp4)
I just boiled the 1st 10lbs of shrimp in a conglomeration of 2 boxes of Zatarain's cajun shrimp boil, w/onions, cobbed corn, whole red taters and mucho cajun hot sauce and they are slap yo' mama tasty! Kisses my arms and hands.
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 13, 2010 05:06 PM (ooI/T)
You owe me a keyboard. I just shorted out the one I had from drooling. Fuck, I cant stop, I'm gonna short this one out too.
Posted by: Blazer at March 13, 2010 01:08 PM (t72+4)
Awesome!
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at March 13, 2010 01:08 PM (otlXg)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2010 01:08 PM (UOM48)
You, sir, are a wanton bastard with no concern for others, a classless cretin, and an all around asshole to come on this board and make such pronouncements to people such as myself stuck in portions of this great land (for which you are not good enough) who have not access to fresh sweet corn or shrimp that hasn't been frozen since October.
Good day to you.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 13, 2010 01:10 PM (TRQEF)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2010 05:08 PM (UOM4
Why diet when you're already married? What the hell is the point of getting married?
Posted by: FUBAR at March 13, 2010 01:11 PM (1fanL)
That word, and the "bad" connotation, has scarred me ever since I was dumb enough to watch that one Lady Gaga music video and catch the phrase "bluffing with my muffin".
/Some things you cannot unsee.
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at March 13, 2010 01:11 PM (otlXg)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 13, 2010 01:12 PM (eNxMU)
Why diet when you're already married? What the hell is the point of getting married?
Posted by: FUBAR at March 13, 2010 05:11 PM (1fanL)
Saves on the cost of flour.
Posted by: Blazer at March 13, 2010 01:12 PM (t72+4)
/Some things you cannot unsee.
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at March 13,
2010 05:11 PM (otlXg)
Did you see the picture of her with half her muffin hanging out? That ain't a man.
Posted by: FUBAR at March 13, 2010 01:12 PM (1fanL)
I'd tell you, but I'm forbidden to do so.
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at March 13, 2010 01:12 PM (otlXg)
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at March 13, 2010 01:14 PM (ympF8)
I'd tell you, but I'm forbidden to do so.
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at March 13, 2010 05:12 PM (otlXg)
Kratos, have you ever been married in a previous god-like form? To a human girl that is?
Posted by: Blazer at March 13, 2010 01:15 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: Unemployed people at Acme flour mill at March 13, 2010 01:15 PM (meO/l)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2010 01:16 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 13, 2010 01:16 PM (ooI/T)
I have used gross visualization by suggestion to do very well at Skins
Also try this, ask your opponent if they stroke putts inhaling or exhaling
Posted by: Guilder of Gams at March 13, 2010 01:17 PM (H+LJc)
I no longer want my muffins
Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 13, 2010 05:15 PM (b+tUU)
Well, don't throw it out. Somebody will find a use for it.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 13, 2010 01:17 PM (TRQEF)
lol, of course not. But I can make several conclusions based off all the married people I see.
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at March 13, 2010 01:18 PM (otlXg)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 13, 2010 05:16 PM (ooI/T)
And he's drinking beer, too!? Begone, foul bayou gourmand!
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 13, 2010 01:18 PM (TRQEF)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2010 01:18 PM (UOM48)
I no longer want my muffins
Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 13, 2010 05:15 PM (b+tUU)
I want your muffin, ......err I mean your muffins.
Posted by: Blazer at March 13, 2010 01:19 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: Guilder of Gams at March 13, 2010 01:19 PM (H+LJc)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 13, 2010 01:19 PM (ooI/T)
Posted by: Guilder of Gams at March 13, 2010 05:17 PM (H+LJc)
That is so stolen, without attribution, for my golf trip in a couple weeks.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 13, 2010 01:21 PM (TRQEF)
I know the 'Muffin Man'.
How about you, Blazer?
Ever know a 'Muffin Man'?
Posted by: lady gaga at March 13, 2010 05:18 PM (uqYMv)
Don't fall for it. She's bluffin' with her muffin.
Posted by: CDR M at March 13, 2010 01:21 PM (wGJaU)
I know the 'Muffin Man'.
How about you, Blazer?
Ever know a 'Muffin Man'?
Posted by: lady gaga at March 13, 2010 05:18 PM (uqYMv)
OMFG, that was posted at the exact time I was listening to Poker Face, how freaky is that ?.
Just what in the hell is going on here morons?
Posted by: Blazer at March 13, 2010 01:21 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: Guilder of Gams at March 13, 2010 01:21 PM (H+LJc)
I didn't know it was this easy.
Posted by: Chastity Bono, call me 'Steve' at March 13, 2010 05:21 PM (uqYMv)
It's not. Takes a strong stomach.
Posted by: Dr. D. Muffin Carver at March 13, 2010 01:22 PM (TRQEF)
Posted by: CDR M at March 13, 2010 01:22 PM (wGJaU)
I plan to horde most of it and hit again tomorrow with a sirloin or something, but my boy will show up soon with tupperware in hand and meekly beg for some of it.
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 13, 2010 01:22 PM (ooI/T)
Just what in the hell is going on here morons?
Posted by: Blazer at March 13, 2010 05:21 PM (t72+4)
Uhm. WTF are you doing listening to Poke Her Face?
Posted by: FUBAR at March 13, 2010 01:23 PM (1fanL)
Shit. I might too. I try to do a boil once a summer with crawfish. I luz me sum bugs.
Posted by: Dr. D. Muffin Carver at March 13, 2010 01:23 PM (TRQEF)
Posted by: Guilder of Gams at March 13, 2010 05:17 PM (H+LJc)
Then they'll just sit over their putt forever working it out.
Posted by: FUBAR at March 13, 2010 01:24 PM (1fanL)
Uhm. WTF are you doing listening to Poke Her Face?
I hope it was a South Park re-run...
perhaps Blazer has a Girlfriend who is a Part-Time Frozen Yogurt Chef at the Mall?
Maybe she made him a Mix...
Posted by: garrett at March 13, 2010 01:25 PM (uqYMv)
Crawfish season is just around the corner and we boil no less than 50lbs a shot, all summer long.
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 13, 2010 01:25 PM (ooI/T)
Here you go, NG. I went with apricots for teh dried fruit.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 13, 2010 01:26 PM (b+tUU)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 13, 2010 05:25 PM (ooI/T)
Your views intrigue me and I would like your address and boiling schedule, please.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 13, 2010 01:26 PM (TRQEF)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2010 01:26 PM (UOM48)
A maple bar? What's that? *looks on Urban Dictionary*
No way!
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at March 13, 2010 01:27 PM (otlXg)
Every person that psych worked on began to push their putts only to
overcompensate later with the dreaded Yips
Posted by: Guilder of Gams at March 13, 2010 01:27 PM (H+LJc)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 13, 2010 01:28 PM (b+tUU)
Paging Dr. Carver, Dr. Muffin Carver.
Mike Hunt to the Nurses Station. Mike Hunt, you are wanted at the Nurses Station.
Also, The 'White Zone' is for Loading and Un-Loading Only.
Posted by: garrett over the PA at March 13, 2010 01:29 PM (uqYMv)
overcompensate later with the dreaded Yips
My brother is the perfect target. The fucker. With his "driving" and "pitching" and "chipping" and shit.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 13, 2010 01:29 PM (TRQEF)
If I had a quarter every time someone said that to me I wouldn't be here posting, maybe on Maui!
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 13, 2010 01:30 PM (ooI/T)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 13, 2010 05:29 PM (b+tUU)
Beats falling on my bare ass in the snow in your driveway.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 13, 2010 01:31 PM (TRQEF)
Haha, I have a good buddy out here in LA who lived in Houston for many years. He has a crawfish pot that is so large, I can actually fit my whole body into it. Y'all take that shit seriously!!
OT, but if anyone has not yet seen Scott Brown's terrific statement about the health care debacle, it's over at HA and well worth a listen.
Back to my house cleaning now.
Posted by: Peaches at March 13, 2010 01:32 PM (9Wv2j)
Nam, do you trap your own bugs?
I live on a River and have always wanted to set some Crawfish traps out...never had much knowledge on the subject, though.
Also, can someone call Ace's mom and ask her to bring a few Mountain Dew Throwbacks down to the basement so we can have a new fuckin' thread, already!
Posted by: garrett at March 13, 2010 01:33 PM (uqYMv)
Uhm. WTF are you doing listening to Poke Her Face
Exactly. Is this what you do when you drink?
Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 13, 2010 05:29 PM (b+tUU)
I may have a fine taste in vehicles, women and a whole multitude of other things. I never claimed to be a connoisseur of fine music.
Posted by: Blazer at March 13, 2010 01:33 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: 48%er at March 13, 2010 01:33 PM (gxpfq)
Two contrasting recycling tales:
1) At my primary residence (IL): The local service has stopped even requiring that recyclables be sorted, just separated from the trash. They then come by to pick the trash up first, then make a second pass later in the day for the recyclables. Same truck each time. Chance these two loads are ending up together in landfill: 100%.
2) At my secondary residence (WI): Two recycling bins are provided - one for containers the other for paper, to picked up on alternate weeks along with the trash container. Specialized truck comes by for one pass but does empty the containers into separated sections. Chance this is actual recycling: 50%.
Unfortunately, I pay for two services with a combined 25% chance I'm actually recycling anything but I suspect a bunch of "good" people are feeling all warm and cozy about it..
Posted by: Hucklebuck at March 13, 2010 01:34 PM (9QcNA)
Check your local listings. It's illegal here in Ohio, even on private water, I think. It's, uh, been know to happen, though.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 13, 2010 01:35 PM (TRQEF)
Posted by: Skookumchuk at March 13, 2010 01:36 PM (btzPD)
Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 13, 2010 05:33 PM (b+tUU)
Sorry. I was wondering why you didn't write back....
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 13, 2010 01:36 PM (TRQEF)
Fair enough. So I gather you listen to Enya and Celine Dion profusely, right?
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at March 13, 2010 01:36 PM (otlXg)
Actually we used to get our own years ago, but now we have crawfish FARMS, acres of that crap. Just drive up with coolers and they load them for you, about $2.00lb 9 months a year.
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 13, 2010 01:36 PM (ooI/T)
Posted by: garrett at March 13, 2010 01:37 PM (uqYMv)
http://tinyurl.com/y9lu54d
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 13, 2010 01:39 PM (TRQEF)
505
Occasionally played with friends neighbor who cheated.
Short par 4 he sliced into the shit, right of the green
there's a stone wall there
We're looking for his ball and I step on it in the tall stuff
He at that moment claims to find it in a decent lie some twenty yards behind us
I palm his ball
We all chip up and I offer to pull the flag
As I do I exclaim "There's already a ball in the hole!" and with a little prestidigitation extract his errant ball from the hole
He never played with us again
Posted by: Guilder of Gams at March 13, 2010 01:39 PM (H+LJc)
In Va, you can set out at least on bug trap legally without a license. I have a really big boat.
That is all.
Posted by: Blazer at March 13, 2010 01:40 PM (t72+4)
Where bouts? I've hunted up north of Billings a fair bit in years past.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 13, 2010 01:41 PM (TRQEF)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2010 01:41 PM (UOM48)
Check your local listings. It's illegal here in Ohio, even on private water, I think. It's, uh, been know to happen, though.
Really? I didn't know that. We used to hunt for crawfish in the creeks at the golf course I used to work at. Didn't know I was breaking the law.
Posted by: ErikW at March 13, 2010 01:42 PM (gqWc1)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2010 05:41 PM (UOM4
Me either!
Posted by: Jeneane Garafalo at March 13, 2010 01:43 PM (Vu6sl)
Posted by: Guilder of Gams at March 13, 2010 05:39 PM (H+LJc)
Beautiful. I don't mind a guy "improving his lie" a little here and there, but that's horseshit. Everybody I play with is pretty casual. Sometimes we all agree in weird situations that people can skip a penalty stroke, etc.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 13, 2010 01:44 PM (TRQEF)
Posted by: Skookumchuk at March 13, 2010 01:44 PM (btzPD)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2010 01:44 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2010 05:41 PM (UOM4
I get em' all year round. The question is, how bad do you want those blue crabs Jane?
*swirls tongue against cheek*
Posted by: Blazer at March 13, 2010 01:45 PM (t72+4)
It appears as though I’m now being accused of running an “anti-LGF stalker blog”.
By Charles Johnson
Yes, really.
P.S. IÂ’ve also received word from a wee little birdie that I am now banned at LGF.
A moot point really, since I walked away first.
Posted by: kbdabear at March 13, 2010 01:46 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 13, 2010 01:46 PM (ooI/T)
I'm South of Missoula on the Bitteroot.
About 6 1/2 Hours from Roundup, 7 1/2 from Jordan.
Sky ain't the only thing that's big up here!
Posted by: garrett at March 13, 2010 01:48 PM (uqYMv)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2010 01:50 PM (UOM48)
I went and looked at the regs. All it says is you can't possess more than 100 without a bait dealers license. Coulda sworn you couldn't trap them.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 13, 2010 01:51 PM (TRQEF)
Not hard for a smart Conservative, actually comparable to catching turtles.
I was thinking just inside the softest currents in the Back Water's. Where the Dtris Meets the slightest bit of current.
Chicken Livers and such for bait?
Posted by: garrett at March 13, 2010 01:51 PM (uqYMv)
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at March 13, 2010 01:52 PM (otlXg)
It appears as though I’m now being accused of running an “anti-LGF stalker blog”.
By Charles Johnson
Yes, really.
P.S. IÂ’ve also received word from a wee little birdie that I am now banned at LGF.
A moot point really, since I walked away first.
Posted by: kbdabear at March 13, 2010 05:46 PM (sYxEE)
Sweet. Now, Wild Irish Welfare Hog and Shamu-ta are the enemy. Talk about schadenfreude and poetic justice. Thanks for that.
Posted by: Blazer at March 13, 2010 01:52 PM (t72+4)
Shame there's nothing to fish for around there. Hunting sucks too. Real shame that.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 13, 2010 01:53 PM (TRQEF)
Sounds like a bunch of metro's to me. Now squirrels, deer, rabbits (not the ones in the factory eating Hershey bars) gators, ducks, fish, shrimp, crawfish, and never forget those elusive cows and pigs.
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 13, 2010 01:54 PM (ooI/T)
About 'Nam and his cooking skills.....
If you ever do have the good fortune to break bread at his table you will not leave wanting for anything. A walking testament to Southern manners and parenting.
Few cookouts and parties are of such vivid and glowing memory as the
LGF BBQ I attended in Hamshire TX
Charlie the Toad has no idea what a good thing he destroyed.
Posted by: Guilder of Gams at March 13, 2010 01:54 PM (H+LJc)
The circle of crazy is now complete.
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at March 13, 2010 01:54 PM (otlXg)
Sounds like a good place to drift a salmon egg.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 13, 2010 01:55 PM (TRQEF)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2010 01:55 PM (UOM48)
Shame there's nothing to fish for around there. Hunting sucks too. Real shame that.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 13, 2010 05:53 PM (TRQEF)
Nonsense, there is always two-legged-dear and red snapper.
Posted by: Blazer at March 13, 2010 01:55 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: Nighthawk at March 13, 2010 01:56 PM (F895i)
*Just remembered we've got five pounds of head-on shrimp in the freezer*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2010 05:18 PM (UOM4
Posted by: Tinian at March 13, 2010 01:56 PM (7+pP9)
Hey now. Golf is a fine game when nothing edible is in season and the garden's been weeded.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 13, 2010 01:56 PM (TRQEF)
Cheaper, just tie a chicken neck on a string and they will come, no one eats chicken necks, Oh Wait!
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 13, 2010 01:57 PM (ooI/T)
Posted by: CDR M at March 13, 2010 01:57 PM (wGJaU)
Posted by: Blazer at March 13, 2010 05:52 PM (t72+4)
Friedlizard wrote: Rose, your case is interesting because you havenÂ’t had explicit conflicts with Charles, youÂ’re a moderate liberal, not a wingnut or a moonbat. You proved your bona fides when you wrote the article defending Charles.
there is no such thing as a "moderate liberal".
Posted by: Unclefacts, Purveyor of Fine Meteors at March 13, 2010 01:57 PM (erIg9)
Shame there's nothing to fish for around there. Hunting sucks too. Real shame that.
Place is like a Sportsman's nightmare.
I still think a Wyoming - Antelope/Hobo Hunt would be a worthy Moron Meat Up!
Killing shit in funny Pajamas at 1/4 mile plus is teh funnest!
Posted by: garrett at March 13, 2010 01:57 PM (uqYMv)
Posted by: CDR M at March 13, 2010 01:58 PM (wGJaU)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2010 01:59 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: CDR M at March 13, 2010 02:01 PM (wGJaU)
That's a hell yeah! We don't get a chance to straighten our rifle barrels out around here. Speed goats are fun. I know in Montana you used to be able to get a doe tag for 50.00 on top of your buck tag. Doe speed goat's damn good. Buck? Not quite so much. Hunted in the area around Roundup. Musselshell county.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 13, 2010 02:01 PM (TRQEF)
Paper is pretty much pointless as paper is made from the clippings and scraps from farmed trees grown for lumber. Recycling paper requires a refining process that involves many harsh chemicals.
Landfills are recycling in their own right, when that trash decomposes it creates methane gas, which is then extracted and sold off to energy companies. Landfills create RENEWABLE ENERGY.
Penn and teller did a show on how much BULLSHIT recycling is on their show Bull$hit.
Environmentalists were butthurt because Pres GW Bush wanted to allow a native American tribe to build a landfill on their land. The freaked because it wourld hurt momma earth and Indians are supposed to be all nature loving and crap. only dreadlocked white trustfund babies now more about being an Indian than and actual Indian.
Posted by: Gary B at March 13, 2010 02:01 PM (1gWfF)
Is 'nam Grunt actually Justin Wilson?
Posted by: TXMarko at March 13, 2010 02:01 PM (dM232)
Posted by: CDR M at March 13, 2010 02:01 PM (wGJaU)
Posted by: Blazer at March 13, 2010 05:52 PM (t72+4)
My, my, my- the times they be a changin'...
Posted by: Nighthawk at March 13, 2010 05:56 PM (F895i)
I remember when I used to grace that decrepit site with my glorious presence a long time ago. To say I am not taking extreme enjoyment in its demise would be dishonest.
Fuck, I'm doing a happy dance and the cabbage patch right now ending with a break-dance spin move on a piece of card board..
Posted by: Blazer at March 13, 2010 02:02 PM (t72+4)
I do worship that man I have two of his books, now that man can cook and it's so easy, thank the Lord I can read unlike progs.
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 13, 2010 02:03 PM (ooI/T)
Posted by: CDR M at March 13, 2010 06:02 PM (wGJaU)
Ohio, mud capital of the midwest.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 13, 2010 02:04 PM (TRQEF)
Posted by: Nighthawk at March 13, 2010 02:04 PM (F895i)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2010 02:05 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: CDR M at March 13, 2010 02:06 PM (wGJaU)
Posted by: Skookumchuk at March 13, 2010 02:06 PM (btzPD)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 13, 2010 02:07 PM (ooI/T)
Ohio, mud cornhole capital of the midwest.
I've been warming up my arm all winter!
You kinda have to be careful how you throw that around. Non Ohioans tend to get the wrong idea.
Posted by: ErikW at March 13, 2010 02:08 PM (gqWc1)
Posted by: Skookumchuk at March 13, 2010 06:06 PM (btzPD)
We were south of there, closer to the Bull Mountains, if you know the area. I don't, really.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 13, 2010 02:09 PM (TRQEF)
For youse guys that can't peel shrimp there is a tool at Wallyworld that makes it easier, I can peel a lb in 5 minutes by hand, it's a knack.
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 13, 2010 02:09 PM (ooI/T)
Later, morons. Smooch.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 13, 2010 02:10 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Nighthawk at March 13, 2010 02:10 PM (F895i)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 13, 2010 02:10 PM (TRQEF)
Ohio, mud cornhole capital of the midwest.
I've been warming up my arm all winter!
You kinda have to be careful how you throw that around. Non Ohioans tend to get the wrong idea.
Posted by: ErikW at March 13, 2010 06:08 PM (gqWc1)
Lacey said Cincy was the cornhole capital of the world. I keep telling her she needs to prove it,.but so far.....no answer.
Posted by: Blazer at March 13, 2010 02:11 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 13, 2010 06:09 PM (ooI/T)
Is that the thing that looks like a stickle-backed-knitting-needle?
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 13, 2010 02:12 PM (TRQEF)
There's a simple test. I take a trash bag full of whatever to a recycling plant. If they pay me enough for my gas, time, and effort --- it should be recycled... because they want it bad enough. If they don't; I won't waste my time doing that again.
I don't use aluminum cans enough to justify keeping them and making a trip; but if I did they'd qualify. Nothing else I use on a regular basis is worthwhile when I'm done with it.
Posted by: Gekkobear at March 13, 2010 02:13 PM (jBr5Z)
Lacey said Cincy was the cornhole capital of the world. I keep telling her she needs to prove it,.but so far.....no answer.
Did you offer to bring the booze? That helps to loosen up the, um, throwing arm.
Posted by: ErikW at March 13, 2010 02:14 PM (gqWc1)
590 Did you see that The Daily Beast article that linked a study showing the craziest cities in the US? We ranked #1....right above San Fran!
Apparently we could do the moron meet-up here.
We have lots of swingers clubs apparentlly too, if that's your bag!
Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 13, 2010 02:15 PM (b+tUU)
I used to be a regular there myself, albeit under another nic, and I think it's a shame what has become of the place.
Mr. Johnson started out as Ed Murrow and ended up as Bill Maher. That's not exactly my idea of a successful trajectory, but if it works for him then who am I to argue?
I'm just glad to be out of the fever swamp that the place has become.
Posted by: Nighthawk at March 13, 2010 06:10 PM (F895i)
Chuckles knows me very well. he's tried his ass off to get me banned from other sites. I'm not the sharpest tool in the drawer, but next to him I'm an intellectual giant.
Posted by: Blazer at March 13, 2010 02:15 PM (t72+4)
Oh we've discused it enough 'round these parts--people know what it is I think
There's a guy a few miles down the road that builds cornhole sets and sells them from his front porch. I'm pretty sure that's how he makes his boat payments.
Posted by: ErikW at March 13, 2010 02:17 PM (gqWc1)
We have lots of swingers clubs apparentlly too, if that's your bag!
Posted by: laceyunderalls at March 13, 2010 06:15 PM (b+tUU)
That's not my bag. I'm holding it for a friend.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 13, 2010 02:17 PM (TRQEF)
Posted by: richard mcenroe at March 13, 2010 02:19 PM (p9fah)
There's a guy a few miles down the road that builds cornhole sets and sells them from his front porch. I'm pretty sure that's how he makes his boat payments.
Posted by: ErikW at March 13, 2010 06:17 PM (gqWc1)
On the way to Church every Sunday we pass a homemade sign that says "Quality Cornhole! With Bags! Only $60!"
I keep forgetting to bring the camera.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 13, 2010 02:19 PM (TRQEF)
OK MORONS, NOT FUNNY! COUGH IT UP!
James Brown's body is 'missing from its crypt', alleges singer's daughter.
James Brown's daughter has claimed the singer's body has gone missing from its crypt.
LaRhonda Pettit, 48, alleges the body of Brown, who died in December 2006 aged 73, is being hidden to prevent a full autopsy being carried out.
Ms Pettit said the official cause of death, which was said to be a heart attack brought by pneumonia, is not the real reason behind the Godfather of Soul's passing.
Posted by: zombie Elvis Presley at March 13, 2010 02:22 PM (Vu6sl)
Posted by: Blazer at March 13, 2010 06:15 PM (t72+4)
Blazer, do you have his Mar 10 stats? He's claiming numbers in a manner that reminds me of Hitler ordering armies deployed that no longer existed
Charles Johnson • #13 • 21:50 on Wed, Mar.10
Lonely? Believe me, that's not one of my problems. We're currently over 90,000 pageviews today at LGF, and nearly 3,000 comments. But keep on spreading the lies, dude. It's really working for you.
Posted by: kbdabear at March 13, 2010 02:23 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: dagny at March 13, 2010 02:23 PM (ZIpN9)
I rape the environment right up the sqeekhole, but I also give it a reach-around.
Posted by: Blazer at March 13, 2010 02:04 PM (t72+4)
Nicely put.
Should be a bumper sticker
Posted by: Shannow at March 13, 2010 02:24 PM (LJcef)
On the way to Church every Sunday we pass a homemade sign that says "Quality Cornhole! With Bags! Only $60!"
You should send that to Leno.
Posted by: ErikW at March 13, 2010 02:24 PM (gqWc1)
OK MORONS, NOT FUNNY! COUGH IT UP!
James Brown's body is 'missing from its crypt', alleges singer's daughter.
James Brown's daughter has claimed the singer's body has gone missing from its crypt.
HEEEEYYYYYY!!!!!!Posted by: James Brown at March 13, 2010 02:25 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: arhooley at March 13, 2010 06:25 PM (pSf77)
Keyboard. You. Purchase.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 13, 2010 02:26 PM (TRQEF)
That's a hell yeah! We don't get a chance to straighten our rifle barrels out around here. Speed goats are fun. I know in Montana you used to be able to get a doe tag for 50.00 on top of your buck tag. Doe speed goat's damn good. Buck?
Them Crazy Goats is almost everywhere. I've hunted them with Stick and String in the Trees of the Bull Mountains!
But they are all over the Eastern Half of the state. I have found that Antelope are the finest eating of the plains game animals. Regardless of Age or Sex. You just have to shoot them right, skin them immediately and cool them as fast as humanly possible. You can't shoot one after 11:00 am and before 4:30 pm if'n ya ain't got a Freezer, or Cooler of Ice handy...provided you want to eat it.
We pay like $14.00 bucks ea. for Doe tags.
Cheyenne Wy. has the most affordable over the counter Doe Antelope Hunt, I believe.
Posted by: garrett at March 13, 2010 02:27 PM (uqYMv)
Posted by: Nighthawk at March 13, 2010 02:27 PM (F895i)
You have our complete attention.
Posted by: Thousands of Pissed Off Red Blooded Americans at March 13, 2010 02:30 PM (TRQEF)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 13, 2010 02:31 PM (TRQEF)
Ok, morons, I just spent 4 hours in the cold drizzle at my 15 year old's ref training gig. Am I a damn fine mother or not? Why you say, did I stay? Because he is a notorious heavy hitter and I didn't want some random commissioner recognizing him and keeping him from getting certified. When it comes down to it, I'm always meaner and have a fouler mouth.
Did I miss anything?
Did Nanny get 4 more votes or has she scaled it down to 2 today?
Posted by: dagny at March 13, 2010 02:31 PM (ZIpN9)
Blazer, do you have his Mar 10 stats? He's claiming numbers in a manner that reminds me of Hitler ordering armies deployed that no longer existed
Charles Johnson • #13 • 21:50 on Wed, Mar.10
Lonely?
Believe me, that's not one of my problems. We're currently over 90,000
pageviews today at LGF, and nearly 3,000 comments. But keep on
spreading the lies, dude. It's really working for you.
Posted by: kbdabear at March 13, 2010 06:23 PM (sYxEE)
I confronted his ass back in June about his hypocrisy concerning revealing posters Pay-Pal info and letting esteemed posters like the Hog and Swillmore Trouser Trout run rampant through the blogosphre threatening people and dirtying up other sites by posting racist rants while he claimed clean hands using the same six-degrees-of seperation formula he does concerning other blogs.
Needless to say, I got instantly banned and all my posts going back over 4 yrs did too.
Blazer would like to choke a bitch.
This cockswiller and his joke of a lizard army has tried to get me banned at plenty of other sites too.
Posted by: Blazer at March 13, 2010 02:32 PM (t72+4)
Did I miss anything?
Did Nanny get 4 more votes or has she scaled it down to 2 today?
Posted by: dagny at March 13, 2010 06:31 PM (ZIpN9)
Let's see: You've been gone 4 hours and James Brown's body is missing. Coincidence?
Posted by: conscious and looking for zombie James Brown at March 13, 2010 02:33 PM (Vu6sl)
Posted by: Blazer at March 13, 2010 06:32 PM (t72+4)
You're banned.
Posted by: ace--sort of at March 13, 2010 02:33 PM (TRQEF)
Posted by: arhooley at March 13, 2010 06:25 PM (pSf77)
Yeh, Iceweasel is in charge now, and even Killgore has to say "may I, mistress" before pulling his finger out of his squeakhole to type.
Cato posted that he's losing his internet service and won't be around. You'd think if Chuckie was rolling in the dough he'd flip the guy a few bucks to keep running since he's been a loyal toadie.
Kind of fun to watch Iceweasel/Beria purge those who displease CJ/Stalin
Posted by: kbdabear at March 13, 2010 02:34 PM (sYxEE)
I recycle my cans simply because I don't want the trash guy talking around town about how much I drink.
Posted by: TXMarko at March 13, 2010 02:35 PM (dM232)
This thread so old its social security number is 1.
This thread so old that when it was in school there was no history class.
This thread so old it has a picture of Moses in its yearbook.
This thread so old its birth certificate says "expired" on it.
This thread so old it was a waiter at the Last Supper.
Posted by: arhooley at March 13, 2010 02:36 PM (pSf77)
Posted by: koopy at March 13, 2010 02:36 PM (ctR4U)
Don't know anything about knitting needles....wtf! But it's shaped like a smooth hook you can peel and de-vein them in one swoop, I like the hand method better tho'.
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 13, 2010 02:37 PM (ooI/T)
Yeh, Iceweasel is in charge now, and even Killgore has to say "may I, mistress" before pulling his finger out of his squeakhole to type.
Really? That bitch? I'm glad, they say revenge is a dish best served cold and a scrunt named iceweasel bringing it out is poetic justice.
Posted by: Blazer at March 13, 2010 02:39 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: TXMarko at March 13, 2010 02:39 PM (dM232)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 13, 2010 02:39 PM (OkT2m)
For youse guys that can't peel shrimp there is a tool at Wallyworld that makes it easier, I can peel a lb in 5 minutes by hand, it's a knack.
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 13, 2010 06:09 PM (ooI/T)
I'm not talking about peeling them They have this long, needle sharp unicorn horn that make reaching into a bag of head on shrimp reaching into a bag of pain. Do you simply dump them out onto newspaper and de-horn them first? Catfish spines are easier to deal with.Posted by: Tinian at March 13, 2010 02:40 PM (7+pP9)
Posted by: Nighthawk at March 13, 2010 02:41 PM (F895i)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 13, 2010 02:43 PM (ooI/T)
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at March 13, 2010 02:44 PM (otlXg)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby, Consort of Hades at March 13, 2010 02:45 PM (sZ+lP)
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at March 13, 2010 02:46 PM (otlXg)
So what melt-down purge of LGF is this, v4.0?
Can anyone give me the reader's digest version of how Sharurta (or however the hell that whacko spelled it) and the rest fell out of favor?
This is POSITIVELY Stalinesque and could be somebody's abnormal psych thesis project.
CJ isn't just your ordinary asshole on the Internet anymore, he really IS nuts.
Posted by: Jim in San Diego at March 13, 2010 02:46 PM (F09Uo)
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at March 13, 2010 02:46 PM (otlXg)
Get a colander and dump them in and rinse with cold water and just pull the heads off, easy as eating lettuce.
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 13, 2010 02:47 PM (ooI/T)
Dogs who try to run or bite when I put it in the doggie squeakhole are homophobes! That's why I left the Right, homophobic and racist canines!
Posted by: Cahrsel Jhonsno at March 13, 2010 02:47 PM (sYxEE)
This thread is older than Helen Thomas
Posted by: Mallamutt at March 13, 2010 06:43 PM (V9SYy)
Now, thats just crazy talking. no way is this thread older than that.When they lit the cake for her last birthday it looked like a prairie fire.
Posted by: Blazer at March 13, 2010 02:47 PM (t72+4)
Really? All I want is ease into the evening with a nice buzz and some old fashioned rock n' roll and I'm listening to The Police? This fucking station is all Police all the time! I hate The fucking Police! Listening to that fucking twerp Sting strain his vocal chords makes me want to kick a puppy!
Ah, Marshall Tucker Band. Much better.
Posted by: ErikW at March 13, 2010 02:48 PM (gqWc1)
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at March 13, 2010 02:48 PM (otlXg)
Posted by: Bulldada at March 13, 2010 02:48 PM (mzwMH)
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at March 13, 2010 02:49 PM (otlXg)
Posted by: conscious and looking for zombie James Brown at March 13, 2010 02:49 PM (Vu6sl)
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at March 13, 2010 02:50 PM (otlXg)
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at March 13, 2010 02:50 PM (otlXg)
Iceweasel is Yoko Ono now to CJ, and all other former loves of the Bicycling Butthole are to be purged. It's not politics or disagreeing with Landru, it's simply a case of throwing out a groupie whose squeakhole is worn out
Posted by: kbdabear at March 13, 2010 02:51 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby, Consort of Hades at March 13, 2010 02:51 PM (sZ+lP)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at March 13, 2010 02:52 PM (a9UO0)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 13, 2010 02:52 PM (ooI/T)
Posted by: kbdabear at March 13, 2010 06:51 PM (sYxEE)
SWEET!
Posted by: Jim in San Diego at March 13, 2010 02:52 PM (F09Uo)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at March 13, 2010 06:52 PM (a9UO0)
Agreed! So many hobos, so little much time...
Posted by: conscious and looking for zombie James Brown at March 13, 2010 02:54 PM (Vu6sl)
"I'd like to bend Sharmuta over and do her in the squeakhole with no lube, with Killgore tied up in the room knowing he's next"
Posted by: kbdabear at March 13, 2010 02:55 PM (sYxEE)
You always laugh at my misfortune, Miss'80sbaby, but I'm going to have the last laugh in the end come Tuesday (or when GoW3 comes in the mail).
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at March 13, 2010 02:55 PM (otlXg)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 13, 2010 02:55 PM (ooI/T)
"I'd like to bend Sharmuta over and do her in the squeakhole with no lube, with Killgore tied up in the room knowing he's next"
Posted by: kbdabear at March 13, 2010 06:55 PM (sYxEE)
For Blazer, that's subtle.
Posted by: Jim in San Diego at March 13, 2010 02:56 PM (F09Uo)
there's a new post up
Posted by: Beelzebubba at March 13, 2010 06:50 PM (H+LJc)
The Prince of Lies strikes again. Wait, did he pass on that title?
Posted by: dagny at March 13, 2010 02:56 PM (ZIpN9)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 13, 2010 02:58 PM (ooI/T)
Iceweasel is Yoko Ono now to CJ, and all other former loves of the Bicycling Butthole are to be purged. It's not politics or disagreeing with Landru, it's simply a case of throwing out a groupie whose squeakhole is worn out
Posted by: kbdabear at March 13, 2010 06:51 PM (sYxEE)
Fuck that fat pony-tailed bitch. He encouraged his lizard army to engage in a campaign to get me banned from blogging heads tv and Patterico and a multitude of other sites.
That may just have worked when i was leading it.
*sticks tongue out and shakes dick*
Posted by: Blazer at March 13, 2010 02:58 PM (t72+4)
/I normally wouldn't do anything like that, but if I did and it was broadcast on YouTube, I'd shove the Blade of Olympus through my heart to get rid of the shame.
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at March 13, 2010 02:58 PM (otlXg)
Huh? Awww. ♥ ♥
/s
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby, Consort of Hades at March 13, 2010 02:59 PM (sZ+lP)
Posted by: dagny at March 13, 2010 02:59 PM (ZIpN9)
Star Wars Episode 2 is on Spike right now, if you're in the mood for wooden acting and "romance" scenes between Hayden Christensen and Natalie Portman. Buahahahahahaha!
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at March 13, 2010 03:01 PM (otlXg)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 13, 2010 03:01 PM (ooI/T)
Posted by: Darth Cheney at March 13, 2010 03:02 PM (NmWOy)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 13, 2010 03:02 PM (eNxMU)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 13, 2010 03:02 PM (OkT2m)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 13, 2010 03:02 PM (ooI/T)
/s.
/I'm not completely heartless.
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at March 13, 2010 03:03 PM (otlXg)
It's funny, especially since it proves some white people can dance. Also thought it was ironic because the wedding took place in a Methodist, Episcopalian, or Lutheran church, all denominations having a greater sense of solemnity during their services. Also think it's great that the bride (a former dancer) wanted something like that & her friends & family went along with it. It's cute.
/I normally wouldn't do anything like that, but if I did and it was broadcast on YouTube, I'd shove the Blade of Olympus through my heart to get rid of the shame.
Uh, I would never let anything I did be broadcast on YT, either.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby, Consort of Hades at March 13, 2010 03:03 PM (sZ+lP)
"The BigXII Championship"
F*cking Kstate and Kansas, playing in Kansas. Go f*cking figure.
I call shenanigans.
Posted by: Dang Straights at March 13, 2010 03:04 PM (3hvSZ)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 13, 2010 03:04 PM (ooI/T)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at March 13, 2010 03:05 PM (a9UO0)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 13, 2010 03:05 PM (OkT2m)
If CJ was a decent human being, I'd feel bad for him. He started out as just another burnt out Lib musician, but then he actually glimpsed the truth! Couple years later he willingly reverted back to his brain-dead state. Who does that?
Poor bastard had a chance at having a meaningful life after the Dan Rather thing, but he ended up just another California Libtard screaming to nobody about the unfairness of it all.
Posted by: lincolntf at March 13, 2010 03:06 PM (cGaVN)
While you morons are preparing animal sacrifices in my honor, does anyone have any hot tips on organizing the last decade of crap that seems to have accumulated on my hard drives.
I figured I'd spend today going through that mess and it's painful.
I'm running some de-duplication stuff to find files I have more than one copy of, but I'd like to keep it manageable instead of just buying more and bigger hard drives.
Posted by: Jim in San Diego at March 13, 2010 03:06 PM (F09Uo)
You know me too well kind sir, I lost that too along with my soul in 'Nam, and no one can bring them back.
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 13, 2010 03:08 PM (ooI/T)
/s.
/I'm not completely heartless.
No. If I was in love, I wouldn't broadcast by using silly little hearts. I'm a love letter writing kind of chick.
Thought you said something to that effect the other day? No matter -- it's Kratos repellent.
PS: What's an sn?
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby, Consort of Hades at March 13, 2010 03:08 PM (sZ+lP)
"I'd like to bend Sharmuta over and do her in the squeakhole with no lube, with Killgore tied up in the room knowing he's next"
Posted by: kbdabear at March 13, 2010 06:55 PM (sYxEE)
And I meant every word of it.
Posted by: Blazer at March 13, 2010 03:08 PM (t72+4)
716
Make a game plan on paper before you start
Posted by: Beto at March 13, 2010 07:08 PM (H+LJc)
My gameplan is to have less crap I don't care about. Is that too vague?
Posted by: Jim in San Diego at March 13, 2010 03:09 PM (F09Uo)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 13, 2010 03:10 PM (sZ+lP)
Posted by: GOPEXPRESS at March 13, 2010 03:11 PM (eB6B0)
Posted by: This is Me Again at March 13, 2010 03:11 PM (ewicX)
Posted by: arhooley at March 13, 2010 03:11 PM (pSf77)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 13, 2010 03:13 PM (ooI/T)
I don't suppose Madcow ever bothers to address any potential parallels with Obama's Rezko/house/lot deal?
Posted by: lincolntf at March 13, 2010 03:13 PM (cGaVN)
Posted by: This is Me Again at March 13, 2010 03:13 PM (ewicX)
I fucking hate that. In Milwaukee, you end up with one lane for traffic, the rest of the street is blocked with fall leaves and branches.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 13, 2010 03:14 PM (OkT2m)
720 Blazer
Did you ever think about working for Hallmark Cards?
Posted by: Beto at March 13, 2010 07:10 PM (H+LJc)
When you care enough to send the very best, lick my balls bitch.
Hows that ?
Posted by: Blazer at March 13, 2010 03:14 PM (t72+4)
Probably can't even sustain a flamewar anymore. Pathetic.
Posted by: Zimriel at March 13, 2010 03:14 PM (zs5Rn)
Wow, lol. Sorry, you missed the point of my stupid "joke", which was to say that you didn't have a real heart so you suffice by drawing them on blog comment boards. I guess this didn't transmit well in the medium here.
(And yes, I'm kidding, I'm sure you have a heart. Although it's probably black and shriveled., *sarc*).
sn - screenname.
/Now that you mentioned the point behind your YouTube video, it is sort of funny, but I thought that there might have been some other point I just wasn't getting, so thanks for the explanation.
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at March 13, 2010 03:15 PM (otlXg)
At least it's not as crude as the South Park band "Fingerbang".
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at March 13, 2010 03:17 PM (otlXg)
Posted by: ErikW at March 13, 2010 03:18 PM (gqWc1)
He's doing the bar scene in Manhattan with all the cool kids that have zero balance in their bank accounts and don't know that they are doomed when this great obamacare passes next week I hope they all suffer the most.
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 13, 2010 03:19 PM (ooI/T)
Posted by: wherestherum at March 13, 2010 03:19 PM (gofDd)
do I need to pull some out?
Bleed some, or never jam the steering wheel all the way to either side.
Posted by: Dang Straights at March 13, 2010 03:19 PM (3hvSZ)
Ace started acting weird after you went to New York for whatever God-only-knows reason. I think the two are linked.
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at March 13, 2010 03:21 PM (otlXg)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 13, 2010 03:21 PM (ooI/T)
The Deschanel sister's mom is in Twin Peaks. I had no idea that was their mother.
Posted by: Dang Straights at March 13, 2010 07:21 PM (3hvSZ)
Is it the one with the eye patch? Oh, that would make so much sense.
Posted by: Editor at March 13, 2010 03:22 PM (YX6i/)
I told him not to chew through the restraints I used. They were specially made.
Posted by: wherestherum at March 13, 2010 03:22 PM (gofDd)
Posted by: wherestherum at March 13, 2010 03:23 PM (gofDd)
:thinks about it: Oh, I get it. My friends say I'm platinum blonde when it comes to common sense.
(And yes, I'm kidding, I'm sure you have a heart. Although it's probably black and shriveled., *sarc*).
LOL.
Rest: TY & YW
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 13, 2010 03:24 PM (sZ+lP)
/Okay Emily's acting might be okay, but I don't really like the Bones shtick. I saw Zooey in The Happening though and all I have to say is that M. Night's movie time was up a long time ago.
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at March 13, 2010 03:24 PM (otlXg)
If Melissa Etheridge was hired to play at a Prom in Miss. she should be able to play play there.
Posted by: garrett at March 13, 2010 03:25 PM (uqYMv)
Am I deemed a heretic because I don't like the Deschanel sister's acting?
I don't care if they act. I just want to watch them slowly eating ice cream while sunbathing.
Posted by: Dang Straights at March 13, 2010 03:26 PM (3hvSZ)
Saint Louis "Coffee Party" pro-government rally draws 30, including "infiltrators."
Rally to save local restaurant in shitty little Iowa city draws 100.
(Taylor's Maid-Rite is the only reason to ever set foot in Marshalltown, ever. )
Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 13, 2010 03:27 PM (OkT2m)
At least it's not as crude as the South Park band "Fingerbang".
Now I had to go look it up--dang it!
[Vocalist] King stated that the band's name comes from the bar (Molly Malone's) that faithfully supported the band from the very beginning, "We used to play there every Monday night and we felt like we were flogging it to death, so we called the band Flogging Molly."
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 13, 2010 03:27 PM (sZ+lP)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 13, 2010 03:28 PM (ooI/T)
Bleed some, or never jam the steering wheel all the way to either side.
Thank ya. If I were smart I would have consulted the Haynes manual that's sitting on my back seat before I added the fluid in the first place.
Posted by: ErikW at March 13, 2010 03:29 PM (gqWc1)
She's really stiff in Bones. I can't tell if it's her acting or her character. Or both. I liked Zooey in Elf.
Posted by: wherestherum at March 13, 2010 03:31 PM (gofDd)
It's not always easy to get all the nooks and crannies of a statement when it's read from an Internet board, so you can be forgiven for that one (but just this once).
/The love letter thing...well, even I have to admit it's charming, especially in the age of the e-mail. Hopefully you'll find somebody worthy enough to send one to soon.
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at March 13, 2010 03:31 PM (otlXg)
Posted by: kbdabear at March 13, 2010 03:33 PM (sYxEE)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 13, 2010 03:33 PM (ooI/T)
Posted by: Zimriel at March 13, 2010 03:34 PM (zs5Rn)
It was on SciFi (or SyFy or whatever the hell it is now), what did you expect?
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at March 13, 2010 03:35 PM (otlXg)
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at March 13, 2010 03:37 PM (otlXg)
We can make it that if we try.
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at March 13, 2010 07:36 PM
We must reach the Middle Ages. We're in the Holy Roman Empire as of now
Posted by: kbdabear at March 13, 2010 03:38 PM (sYxEE)
It's also difficult to determine inflection unless you use bold, underline, &/or italics. But I just didn't get it.
/The love letter thing...well, even I have to admit it's charming, especially in the age of the e-mail. Hopefully you'll find somebody worthy enough to send one to soon.
That's a thoughtful thing for you to say. Thank you, & same to you.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at March 13, 2010 03:38 PM (sZ+lP)
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 13, 2010 03:39 PM (ooI/T)
Posted by: koopy at March 13, 2010 03:40 PM (ctR4U)
Is this going to be 1000 posts or what?
We can make it that if we try.
Posted by: Kratos (on the back of Gaia, scaling Mt Olympus) at March 13, 2010 07:36 PM (otlXg)
Posted by: Blazer at March 13, 2010 03:41 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: lincolntf at March 13, 2010 07:34 PM (cGaVN)
That was my opinion. I like that the school cancelled prom. Then it's equal.
Posted by: wherestherum at March 13, 2010 03:43 PM (gofDd)
Wow, looks like IÂ’ve missed a good time this afternoon. IÂ’m all dressed up in my purple party dress and am off to the auction. Hopefully some of you will still be up on the ONT when I get back.
This is the first time IÂ’ve gone to an auction and canÂ’t drink copious amounts of the free booze. Sigh.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 13, 2010 03:43 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 13, 2010 03:46 PM (eNxMU)
708 Ok I watched it. I thought it very cute except for the brown? suits...Only Reagan could wear a brown suit. The bridesmaid dresses were cute too but the bride.....Well, she looked very happy
Posted by: dagny at March 13, 2010 04:14 PM (Kqd9w)
When you recycle, you are providing free labor to the industry that makes/recycles each given material. This labor is not only provided by you free of charge, it is mandatory in many areas -- and enforced by the government. Moreover, it is the MOST inefficient kind of labor imaginable: composed of annoying little bits and pieces of work done by EVERYONE.
Or perhaps you think American industrial technology is not up to the task of mining landfills and neatly, efficiently, and cheaply separating various materials for recycling? Do you not know what technology is required to separate ore from rock, concentrate it, and refine it? And that's AFTER mining that is infinitely more difficult than mining fully refined and easily seperable aluminum cans (or whatever) from a loose pile of trash would be.
Posted by: Phil Jones at March 13, 2010 05:09 PM (hNI/B)
Posted by: moi at March 13, 2010 05:14 PM (Ez4Ql)
Reminds me of a joke.
No joke just punchline: "Mr President. It's in the First Lady's handwriting."
Posted by: Pelayo at March 13, 2010 05:25 PM (C8qIl)
Posted by: richard mcenroe at March 13, 2010 06:44 PM (gntda)
Getting back to the article at hand, is recycling a waste of time and energy? We hear of a child being run over by the recycling truck at least once a year. Imagine if this was a privately owned ice cream truck. Would there be an investigation? Would they be closed down as too dangerous? The recycling program for most cities is a government make work program. Provides jobs and union employees for a pretend problem, gives elites an aura of self satisfaction due to their participation in this make believe problem and continues the religion of man being in charge of nature. The first time I became aware of this was after reading the great book in 1989 called “Trashing the Planet” by the wonderful governor of Washington state, Dr. Dixie Lee Ray. They didn’t always elect moonbats.
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Damn, Oscar is living large now in his section 8 trash can with the wood floors and big screen HDTV.
Posted by: Blazer at March 13, 2010 08:50 AM (t72+4)