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September 23, 2010

Seattle Sub-Moron Meetup/Election Watch Party/Hobo Hunt/Group Drooling
— Genghis

The entity known as Â“EditorÂ” has asked me to convey the following message. The poor, trusting foolÂ…

Â“The Seattle area Morons are planning a Crazy Train election results party for Nov. 2. Details are still undetermined at this time, but the planned location will be somewhere in Fremont. Though, we could pick something different if the interest outweighs our possibilities in Fremont.

Depending on the sort of interest generated, if the venue requires it, we may have a small cover charge. (I.E.; A kickback to Editor or a bribe to please, PLEASE let us into your bar. Â– ed)

Please reply to Editor at pajamahadeen[at]hotmail[dot]com with your interest of attending. Details will be determined in the next 2-weeks.Â”

In addition, all participants will be responsible for providing their own individual Thai tranny/crack whore/inflatable sex toy this time as Editor is tapped out due to his recent legal troubles. Such a large team of defense attorneys are bound to have an impact on oneÂ’s personal finances. But they did do quite an admirable job in sewing doubt amongst the jury concerning the mass grave in his basement. I mean really, they couldÂ’ve already been there when he bought the place, right?

Also, there will be a dress code at this event. Unlike the last time, all males in attendance are required to wear pants. Or underwear. Or fer gawdÂ’s sake anything below the waist. ThereÂ’s a finite number of bars in the Seattle area and the number that we havenÂ’t been banned from is rapidly dwindling. Of course for female attendees the usual applies: clothing optional/discouraged.

SluShop courtesy of LauraW, whose name roughly translated in the Inuit language means Â“Swallower of Souls.Â”

Posted by: Genghis at 05:24 PM | Comments (45)
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1 Them hobos aren't gonna fillet themselves.

Posted by: Jayne Cobb at September 23, 2010 05:43 PM (/0mQm)

Well at least the rain soaked Seattle morons have the right idea. Election night was perfect for a big time event somewhere.

Congrats to Editor.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at September 23, 2010 05:43 PM (A0VTZ)

how does the clothing rule apply to the thai trannies?

Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at September 23, 2010 05:44 PM (vIckl)

_{means Â“Swallower of Souls.Â”}

She keeps them in her hump!

Posted by: garrett at September 23, 2010 05:46 PM (btcwG)

5 how does the clothing rule apply to the thai trannies? Just enough to cover the 'tuck'

Posted by: fluffy at September 23, 2010 05:46 PM (SwkdU)

6 I'll be there, you hypocrites.

Posted by: Erg at September 23, 2010 05:47 PM (VXBR1)

7 #4

_{means Â“Swallower of Souls.Â”}

She keeps them in her hump!

Is that why it glows? Interesting - I thought the glow was from all the radioactive waste she eats that gets stored in her hump.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 23, 2010 05:47 PM (c0A3e)

8 I'll be there, you hypocrites. Posted by: Erg Funny, you don't have a Thai accent when you type.

Posted by: fluffy at September 23, 2010 05:48 PM (SwkdU)

9 I'll be there, clothing optional!

Posted by: Helen Thomas at September 23, 2010 05:51 PM (VZyOx)

10 How many morons do we have in the Memphis, TN area ? I mean, AoS kinda morons.... there are PLENTY of the other kind.

We need to have a meetup here sometime soon. Assuming I and my friends aren't the only ones.

Posted by: JBintheOB at September 23, 2010 05:54 PM (Q1ey0)

Freemont? Really Freemont on election night? Cool we can meet at the Lenin statue before we go to the bar.

Glad we have concealed carry here.

Posted by: robtr at September 23, 2010 05:54 PM (fwSHf)

12 Yay! Suicide City.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at September 23, 2010 05:56 PM (Jx0x6)

I'd say yes but you'd probably change the location at the last minute and not tell me, like last time.

FWIW, I've moved way north to be closer to real true morons, to a funky hobo place on the water. But I'd come to Fremont just to see the crazies.

Posted by: Pike Place Pete at September 23, 2010 06:00 PM (aTOss)

14 Not far from Fremont is the infamous Archie McPhee's store, home of many things inflatable that should perhaps not be. Inflatable fruitcake. Inflatable meatloaf. Inflatable 3' parrots, one of which I sent to a no doubt highly confused soldier in a care package. Probably the only inflatable parrot in Afstan, I'm thinking.

Posted by: bad cat robot at September 23, 2010 06:00 PM (vV8Fq)

15 PPP, we just had one this last Saturday. I tried getting a hold of you through the yahoo group.

anyway, we won't change the location on this one, I swears!

Posted by: Editor at September 23, 2010 06:03 PM (YX6i/)

16 ha - "group drooling"? good one, especially where Editor is concerned.

have fun at the party - wish I could make it

Posted by: chemjeff at September 23, 2010 06:08 PM (E97ku)

17 Well, I may be drooling, but I'm drooling on a lady, tonight, chemjeff.

Posted by: Editor at September 23, 2010 06:27 PM (YX6i/)

18 Oh, and wish you could show up, too.

Posted by: Editor at September 23, 2010 06:27 PM (YX6i/)

19 Will the Mark Levin Show be on?

Posted by: Mr. Barky at September 23, 2010 06:39 PM (/rj0K)

20 Uh, no.

Posted by: Editor at September 23, 2010 06:54 PM (YX6i/)

21 That hobo pictured in the invite looks suspiciously like Joe Miller.

Posted by: torquewrench at September 23, 2010 06:55 PM (aWrFJ)

I cant spend money on across country fly trips. No Morons in the Reno NV, or Southern Oregon area? The TriState Corner? There has to be some morons here. Where is OregonMuse? for that matter, Where is Progress over Peace?

Havent seen hide or hair...

Posted by: Long Hair'd Country Boy at September 23, 2010 07:19 PM (GpFJ9)

23
Seattle Sub-Moron Meetup/Election Watch Party/Hobo Hunt/Group Drooling Orgy

FIFY. You're welcome. Have a good time.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at September 23, 2010 07:29 PM (VpSrQ)

Couldn't we go to the cupcake place in Ballard instead. I'm thinking there might be a lot of stuff flying off the Aurora Bridge that night around 8.

OK, no Mark Levin but how about a Hugh Hewitt podcast?

Posted by: Mr. Barky at September 23, 2010 07:43 PM (/rj0K)

25 Dude, we're calling it a "party".

Posted by: Editor at September 23, 2010 07:56 PM (YX6i/)

Anyone on the east side... there is a candidate forum in Kirkland @ 7 pm Sept. 28th, that could get interesting. Future former Wa. State Senator, Eric Oemig, famous for introducing an impeach Bush Cheney bill 4 years ago would be thrilled to not have to answer for his actions.

Holy Spirit Lutheran Church

10021 NE 124th ST, Kirkland, WA 98034

Posted by: AndrewsDad at September 23, 2010 08:01 PM (C2//T)

27 Alrighty all you Seattle Morons, I need advice. I'll be visiting your fair city in mid-late October for a few days, and I need advice on places to go that are off the beaten path.

Posted by: Alex at September 23, 2010 08:11 PM (K9+WM)

Oh, so its a "party". I get it.

Still I am having second thoughts walking around Seattle saying "first, you must blow me" especially pushing a Costco cart full of pudding cups. Guess I better start working on that Chris Christie costume.

Posted by: Mr. Barky at September 23, 2010 08:12 PM (/rj0K)

29 25

Couldn't we go to the cupcake place in Ballard instead. I'm thinking there might be a lot of stuff flying off the Aurora Bridge that night around 8.

Depends on whether or not the city has completed the "suicide fence" they have under construction at the moment.

Posted by: genghis at September 23, 2010 08:17 PM (1XErj)

Well, I will type one thing, for now.

I did not realize that I am the Only one from the west who cares about what and where shit happens. Duh.

The O'Machine has to be crushed. And the lack of support from everbody wanting blow jobs from Mel to Charlie G is sickening.

ONT needs seem to overweigh the real struggle with all thats wrong. Its good to have fun, but the real problem still exists.

Would you "real men" really let another man suck your Dick?

Posted by: Long Hair'd Country Boy at September 23, 2010 08:31 PM (eJfcE)

31 Let's meet at Dick's. I love juicy Dicks. The one on 45th is close to Fremont.

Posted by: michelle obama's ass at September 23, 2010 08:32 PM (rBW4C)

32 Upcoming electoral tsunami. Suicide fence. Spatula ready project.

Posted by: Mr. Barky at September 23, 2010 08:33 PM (/rj0K)

Alex,

We need more specifics. Are you looking to mock liberals, be called a racist homophobe, see examples of government wasted taxpayer money? Ok, bad examples, not really off the beaten path in Seattle.

But still, help us, help you.

Posted by: AndrewsDad at September 23, 2010 09:23 PM (C2//T)

Much as I hate to even drive through Seattle on I-5, the chance to meet others of my kind in the pancreas of evil sounds too good to pass up. I'll keep an eye out for updates.

If you want to get off the beaten path, I recommend catching the ferry to Bremerton and driving around the peninsula for a few hours. If you really want to push it, drive all the way to Forks and see the Twilight vampire stuff.

Posted by: Big Mo at September 23, 2010 09:54 PM (1mcOp)

35 I'll be there. I'll be naked under my pants.

Posted by: jcjimi at September 23, 2010 10:00 PM (NG+TT)

36 Utilikilt, tia.

Posted by: Al at September 24, 2010 07:35 AM (MzQOZ)

37 Slightly off-topic, but since Hobos were mentioned, I thought it might be alright. Have an old Boy Scout outdoor recipe book that has something in it called "Hobo Stew". Now, the problem is that quantities of potatoes, carrots, celery, onions, etc. are there in great detail, but there is no mention of the quantity of Hobo meat to use. Any suggestions?

Posted by: Bob S at September 24, 2010 12:13 PM (izA2D)

38 It needs to be near the Ballard Bridge so you don't miss all the suicides after the results. Then, bus everyone up to Capital Hill to scream and shout like those freaks did in 2008

Posted by: some1 at September 24, 2010 07:18 PM (JfhXO)

39 Excited to see other morons. Also excited to see a few lib heads implode. Bring your lobster bibs!

Posted by: Linlithgow at September 24, 2010 10:54 PM (Gim9y)

It's planned! It's PLANNED! I... Fremont, huh? Perfect. I know a guy up there. Pardon me while I f'n favorite this thread to keep track.

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