April 16, 2010

Sen. Graham Is a Useful Idiot for the White House
— Gabriel Malor

Senator Lindsey Graham (R-Dingusville) proposed a bump in the federal gasoline tax of 15 cents as part of global warming legislation.

Right there, before anything else happens, there are at least three errors: The clown just proposed a tax increase. The clown wants to raise gasoline prices to combat a planet-wide natural phenomenon that scientists don't understand and that the U.S. only marginally affects, even under the most outlandish projections of global warming alarmists that Graham apparently believes in. And the clown doesn't realize that a 15 cent bump isn't going to change gasoline consumption behaviors enough to make any difference, again even under the global warming assumptions he believes in.

But then there's the MEGA WHOPPER of an unforced error: the White House is now trumpeting that the President opposes Graham's tax increase because it will force higher prices on consumers still struggling through the Great Recession.

The dolt just let the President pretend to oppose tax increases on gasoline. The same President that once said he supported raising the price of gas to combat global warming. Now the President gets to prance and preen while Graham looks like a tax-happy fat-cat disconnected from the plight of Americans.

Meanwhile, the GOP is saying, "Dude, you're on your own."

The Senate GOP leadership today took pains to say this tax idea is Graham's and Graham's alone. It's not the first time Graham has been out on a policy limb. Graham insists his approach is better than one-size-fits-all federal regulations.

Oh, and Graham is in retreat too:

Graham's office, via spokesman Kevin Bishop, described the senator's efforts this way:

"Senator Graham does not support a gas tax. And the bill he is working on does not include a gas tax. He is working with the energy industry to protect consumers from a cap-and-trade system which would do great damage to our economy and national security by driving our refiners overseas."

Putz.

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at 08:37 AM | Comments (244)
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1 Graham a useful idiot?  Tell me something I don't know.

Posted by: WalrusRex at April 16, 2010 08:39 AM (xxgag)

2

You would never catch me being a useful idiot for any of that socialistic stuff.

Have you?

Posted by: MIke Huckabee at April 16, 2010 08:40 AM (T1boi)

3 Can we sell him to Mexico?

Posted by: fluffy at April 16, 2010 08:40 AM (4Kl5M)

4 Please, South Carolina, if not for yourselves, do it for the rest of us and GET RID OF THIS GUY at the earliest possible opportunity.

Posted by: ECM at April 16, 2010 08:41 AM (nYKDd)

5 We wouldn't let him in.

Posted by: Useful Idiots Association at April 16, 2010 08:41 AM (I1/U/)

6

by driving our refiners overseas."

So when did the Rio Grande become a sea?

How in the hell does a place with as many sane people as SC seems to have elect a doucheblimp like this guy?

Posted by: pendejo grande at April 16, 2010 08:41 AM (JHZ+N)

7 Just what we need- a dyslexic suicide bomber.

Posted by: Nighthawk at April 16, 2010 08:41 AM (OtQXp)

8 Bush allowed himself to be attacked from his Right. That was a similar disaster.

Posted by: rawmuse at April 16, 2010 08:42 AM (NIctN)

10 I'd be fine (at least at this point) with making him Attorney General.  As a legislator?  Teh Suck.

Posted by: grognard at April 16, 2010 08:43 AM (v0kvW)

11 Maybe we can sell him to a zoo as polar bear chow. They'll eat a six month old seal carcass; Lindsey can't taste much worse.

Posted by: fluffy at April 16, 2010 08:43 AM (4Kl5M)

12 This just in:

<a href="http://comments.realclearpolitics.com/read/42325/622297.html" >"NBC Reporter to Black Man at TEA Party: "Have you ever felt Uncomfortable?"</a>

Posted by: DumbAssLiberal at April 16, 2010 08:44 AM (JpVJn)

13 The guy just got played. Hilarious. Maybe it will teach him a lesson, a lesson we've been trying to explain to him for years.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 16, 2010 08:45 AM (I1/U/)

14
I propose as part of the Space Program Reform effort to send Senator Graham on the 2010 Mission to the Sun.

Posted by: IreneFingIrene at April 16, 2010 08:45 AM (MFQJZ)

15 Fucking Graham is the poster boy for RINO. And he needs to be retired to the compost pile of minor trivia history. Damn fool.

Posted by: maddogg at April 16, 2010 08:45 AM (OlN4e)

16 time for the bigots to SHUT UP!

Posted by: DeDe Graham at April 16, 2010 08:46 AM (jat5l)

17
If history's taught us one thing it's that Republicans never learn.

Posted by: Speed Buggy at April 16, 2010 08:46 AM (W9XyJ)

18 13 The guy just got played. Hilarious. Maybe it will teach him a lesson, a lesson we've been trying to explain to him for years.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 16, 2010 12:45 PM (I1/U/)

You can't fix stupid...

Posted by: Nighthawk at April 16, 2010 08:46 AM (OtQXp)

19
I'm just surprised Graham didn't propose govt owned slot machines in every gas station as a way to raise revenue.

Posted by: Speed Buggy at April 16, 2010 08:48 AM (W9XyJ)

20
I could never figure out why Vic was such a big fan of Graham.

Posted by: Ed Anger at April 16, 2010 08:48 AM (7+pP9)

21 You can't fix stupid... Posted by: Nighthawk at April 16, 2010 12:46 PM (OtQXp) And you shouldn't marry it either

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 16, 2010 08:48 AM (0GFWk)

22 Those cracker comments would be much more appropriate here in this thread about Graham.

Posted by: WalrusRex at April 16, 2010 08:49 AM (xxgag)

23 I'm actually going to e-mail him and tell him how stupid he looks. Republicans should throw him out of the party for making them look worse than usual.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 16, 2010 08:50 AM (I1/U/)

24 I'm just surprised Graham didn't propose govt owned slot machines in every gas station as a way to raise revenue. I had just instructed my staff to look into that. Who leaked??

Posted by: Sen Lindsey Graham at April 16, 2010 08:50 AM (4Kl5M)

25 He's not a "useful idiot." Lindsey Graham is a fucking Democrat.

Along with Romney, who CATO took down today with a stunning rebuke of his foisting ObamaCare on the citizens of Massachusetts while governor.

Face it ... there are some Democrats who have infiltrated the Republican Party who have managed to get themselves into positions of power. We can dump these fuckers out now, or we can let them continue to steal our campaign donations.

The alleged Republican governor of Florida is fucking going so far as to veto Republican legislation for Cristsakes. I mean, you can't make this shit up.

The Republican Party is tainted and has been infiltrated by the Democrat Party. It's maybe time to dump it completely and start over.

Posted by: someguy at April 16, 2010 08:51 AM (VRJIW)

26

This post mentions clowns and whoppers.

Now, do I want Mickey D's or BK?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 16, 2010 08:52 AM (0QJjg)

27 Who leaked??

Posted by: Sen Lindsey Graham at April 16, 2010 12:50 PM (4Kl5M)


you mean besides your head? WTF is wrong with SC that they keep electing this asshole?

Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Professional Debate Team at April 16, 2010 08:52 AM (erIg9)

28 Posted by: someguy at April 16, 2010 12:51 PM (VRJIW)

Are you punching down on Lindsey Grahamnesty?

Posted by: FUBAR at April 16, 2010 08:53 AM (1fanL)

29

i just want to say.........i hate lindsey graham.........and if i had the opportunity to spit on him..........i would...........

 

i would also like to say, that i don't think solicitor general Kagen is a lesbian yet....i think she is a man in transition to becoming a woman.....and once the transformation is complete.......he/she will be a lesbian.........  i think everyone jumped the gun on this one.

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 16, 2010 08:53 AM (OqTsN)

30 I guess Obama figured it would be easier to have a real man to oppose than a straw man, Graham happily obliged.

Posted by: William Rufus King at April 16, 2010 08:54 AM (wuv1c)

31 People of south carolina, i will ask again, what the f is wrong with you? You are one of the most conservative states in america and you can't run someone against him in the primaries?

Posted by: Ben at April 16, 2010 08:54 AM (wuv1c)

32 I'll make it up to you people. I will get amnesty immigration reform passed.

Posted by: Lindsey Graham at April 16, 2010 08:54 AM (DYJjQ)

33 How I wish South Carolina bordered Mexico and this asshat was a border rancher.  His "compassion" is getting Americans killed.

Posted by: dogfish at April 16, 2010 08:56 AM (Ncv/n)

34 Did I mention that Graham is a lawyer.

'Cause he's a lawyer.

Posted by: AmishDude at April 16, 2010 08:57 AM (T0NGe)

35
Kagen will be the next Justice. Obama wants to nominate and appoint a homosexual.

Posted by: Speed Buggy at April 16, 2010 08:57 AM (W9XyJ)

36 34 How I wish South Carolina bordered Mexico and this asshat was a border rancher.  His "compassion" is getting Americans killed.

Posted by: dogfish at April 16, 2010 12:56 PM (Ncv/n)

Once Congress rams immigration "reform" down our throats you won't have to wait long...

Posted by: Nighthawk at April 16, 2010 08:58 AM (OtQXp)

37

Folks, we're gonna take it in the ass one way or another.  R or D it doesn't matter you're gonna be taxed more either directly or through inflation soon.

if you have to have one, what do you rather have?  An energy usage tax or a cap n trade one?

 

Cap  and trade gives the gov't (thats them) the power to distribute the initial credits to its friends and big donors.

If I have to pay more taxes on energy, I'd rather it be a flat tax and only pay my share....not pay to have teachers unions or other various douchebags given free CO2 credits to further elect these fuckers.

Posted by: A Wyatt Man at April 16, 2010 08:58 AM (y67bA)

38 Obama wants to nominate and appoint a homosexual. Posted by: Speed Buggy at April 16, 2010 12:57 PM (W9XyJ) Why is Nathan lane busy?

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 16, 2010 08:59 AM (0GFWk)

39
Speaking of the border...

did you hear Laura Ingraham give Gov Jan Brewer the business, this morning? A little harsh, in my opinion, but now is the time for leadership not waffling.

Posted by: Speed Buggy at April 16, 2010 08:59 AM (W9XyJ)

40 It's just too bad that getting PWNED won't keep that pussy Lindsey from bending over and spreading the next time Comrade Zero needs a GOP bitch to help him show he's being bipartisan.

Posted by: Cicero at April 16, 2010 09:00 AM (QKKT0)

41 Don't get it. Low support for cap and tax, why float this boat full of flaming turds?

Posted by: mare at April 16, 2010 09:00 AM (X1fsj)

42

Legislation as part of a cool kid popular fad is another sign that somebody has duct-taped our serious switch in the "Off" position.

 

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 16, 2010 09:00 AM (B+qrE)

43

Kagen will be the next Justice. Obama wants to nominate and appoint a homosexual.

Yeah, she plays The Game of Flats alright.

Posted by: Ben at April 16, 2010 09:00 AM (wuv1c)

44 Don't punch down on Lindsay, you fools.  Get off the internet and get out in the streets or something.  Yeah!

Posted by: someguy, internet tough guy and all-around political wizard at April 16, 2010 09:00 AM (ZESU0)

45
Seriously, though. Two Court appointments in Obama's first two years? Fuuuuuuuuck.

Posted by: Speed Buggy at April 16, 2010 09:01 AM (W9XyJ)

46 "You're on your own" is the way to handle this guy from now until voters in his state wake up and show him the door. He can be a one-man army of "bipartisanship" all he wants so long as no other Republicans join him. Sadly, the Maine sisters and a few other usual suspects may not get the memo on this, but it's time to firewall this clown to the greatest extent possible leading up to the elections.

Posted by: societyis2blame at April 16, 2010 09:02 AM (7ZyYf)

47 Posted by: A Wyatt Man at April 16, 2010 12:58 PM (y67bA)

And a good day to you, sir.  Good to see a man after my own heart here.  Why fight when it is easier to negotiate a genteel surrender?  Indeed.

Posted by: Neville Chamberlain at April 16, 2010 09:03 AM (ZESU0)

48
The Republicans are like stupid cats -- you can't herd them or teach them a damn thing.

Every time we get a little momentum one of them strays off the reservation and derails our mojo. Every. Fucking. Time.

Posted by: Speed Buggy at April 16, 2010 09:03 AM (W9XyJ)

49 A wise man once spoke of fornicating with a certain type of poultry; Graham seems to have internalized that advice completely.

Posted by: Fortunate Son at April 16, 2010 09:03 AM (trlZM)

50 Don't get it. Low support for cap and tax, why float this boat full of flaming turds?

Posted by: mare at April 16, 2010 01:00 PM (X1fsj)

They're insulated from reality.  They say that as Roman generals were being given their triumphs a slave would be present in the chariot reminding them that they were mortal.  Graham doesn't have such a slave.

Posted by: Willie Sutton at April 16, 2010 09:03 AM (xxgag)

51 LG will either retire or lose in 2014.  He's sawing off the limb himself.

As an aside, Grahamnesty gets all prissy-indignant and compares himself to Reagan in 4...3...2...1... 


Posted by: The Hammer at April 16, 2010 09:04 AM (YBTwf)

52 The Republicans are like stupid cats -- you can't herd them or teach them a damn thing.

Every time we get a little momentum one of them strays off the reservation and derails our mojo. Every. Fucking. Time.

Posted by: Speed Buggy at April 16, 2010 01:03 PM (W9XyJ)

And shits on the bed.

Posted by: WalrusRex at April 16, 2010 09:04 AM (xxgag)

53 36
Kagen will be the next Justice. Obama wants to nominate and appoint a homosexual.

Posted by: Speed Buggy at April 16, 2010 12:57 PM (W9XyJ)

I guess it's a sign of just how bad things are politically these days that I'm actually comforted by the thought that the Precedent is using his SC nominations to pay off his supporters (Sotomayor for Hispanics, Kagen for gays) rather than deliberately looking for people with the finest Marxist credentials.

When you're relieved by the fact that the POTUS' Chicago-style thug politics trumps his Marxist leanings you know that something is seriously wrong.

Posted by: Nighthawk at April 16, 2010 09:04 AM (OtQXp)

54 Soros money goes deep.

Graham is now doing the maverick's dirty work.
McLame can look semi-conservative while he plays duck and cover to keep his seat.

How stupid do these two (and Crist) think we are....Ask John Cornyn

Posted by: non_dhimmie at April 16, 2010 09:04 AM (zACGu)

55 Hooray !
I just found out that Johnny Mac and I can visit in the hospital !

Posted by: Lindsey "Lil' Maverick" Graham at April 16, 2010 09:04 AM (Fc5zt)

56 Maybe it will teach him a lesson.

Nope.  The Senator has demonstrated on numerous occasions that he is incapable of learning.


Posted by: John Galt at April 16, 2010 09:04 AM (F/4zf)

57 To all you Republicans, your beloved Goldman Sachs is finally getting their comeuppance ... sorry boys, your "capitalist" utopia is starting to crumble ...

Posted by: tasting victory at April 16, 2010 09:05 AM (oA4y0)

58 I can never decide if Obama is a dumbass in way over his head or some kind of Evil Political Genius.

This is a point in the Evil Political Genius column.

Graham is a moron who just happens to be good at making democrats squirm when they are testifying in front of him once in a while.

Posted by: Don at April 16, 2010 09:05 AM (tTj19)

59

Don't you people get it?  We need more money to be able to fund international organizations to tell us things are bad.

 

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 16, 2010 09:06 AM (fLHQe)

60 38: The issue's not just an "either or" - that's exactly the sort of argument squishes like Graham push when they propose Kowtowing before Power - "if we don't do this to ourselves they'll do something worse." How about an "all of the above" energy policy - to the extent the government needs to have one rather than letting industry do its job - one that simply removes the entire crazy-quilt of taxes, regulations and subsidies intended to make the market produce something for nothing. Until the gubmint removes its thumb from the scales, we can't begin to know what the energy market really looks like to begin to formulate any valid, rational policies on how it should be taxed.

Posted by: societyis2blame at April 16, 2010 09:06 AM (7ZyYf)

61
oh, and this might be old news to you...Connie Mack quits Crist campaign and Jeb Bush tears Crist a new asshole, both for Crist's idiotic veto.

Posted by: Speed Buggy at April 16, 2010 09:07 AM (W9XyJ)

62 To the troll, Goldman Sachs is a rent-seeker that gave twice as much to Obama as to McCain and is in the pocket of Chuck-you Schumer.

Posted by: AmishDude at April 16, 2010 09:07 AM (T0NGe)

63 "Graham insists his approach is better than one-size-fits-all federal regulations."
Where is it written that we must have either?

Posted by: Terry at April 16, 2010 09:08 AM (Vui52)

64

"To all you Republicans, your beloved Goldman Sachs is finally getting their comeuppance ... "

 

I wonder how many of those Sachs guys over at Treasury are going to get a subpoena.  Holding my breath in 3...2...1...

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 16, 2010 09:08 AM (fLHQe)

65

Sen. Graham Is an Useful Idiot for the White House

FIFY, Gabe.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 16, 2010 09:08 AM (9hSKh)

66
Posted by: tasting victory

really, dunce?

Posted by: Speed Buggy at April 16, 2010 09:08 AM (W9XyJ)

67 So what alternative energy company is he connected to that stands to profit from this gas tax? Most likely he's not simply a putz but a crooked putz.

Posted by: Heorot at April 16, 2010 09:08 AM (Nq/UF)

68

tasting victor=clueless fuckin idiot

Posted by: The Great Satan's Ghost at April 16, 2010 09:09 AM (JDzsW)

69 Something just ain't right about that guy.

Posted by: JacksonTN at April 16, 2010 09:10 AM (0RhaJ)

70 Did I mention that Graham is a lawyer?  I think I did.

Do you know who else is a lawyer?  Charlie Crist.

In science, we would start building a hypothesis right about now.

Posted by: AmishDude at April 16, 2010 09:10 AM (T0NGe)

71
Idiots like Graham, on both sides of the aisle, have got in their heads they need to fix everything. Everything is broken in America; everything needs reform.

You know what's broken in America? You know what needs reform?

THE FUCKING FEDERAL GOVERNMENT, that's what.

Posted by: Speed Buggy at April 16, 2010 09:10 AM (W9XyJ)

72 ... sorry boys, your "capitalist" utopia is starting to crumble ...

At least he's honest about their agenda.

Posted by: Mal at April 16, 2010 09:11 AM (Z+qzA)

73

Or it should read: Sen. Graham Is a Useful  fucking Idiot for the White House. Damn Red Bull.

For some  "in the end, there will be only chaos" news, Baby Assad has been a busy boy, giving his peeps in Hezbollah better arms for their next war with Israel.

Inside the Syrian missile crisis.

 

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 16, 2010 09:11 AM (9hSKh)

74

To all you Republicans, your beloved Goldman Sachs is finally getting their comeuppance ... sorry boys, your "capitalist" utopia is starting to crumble ...

BWAHAHAHAHA

Hang out here much, idiot?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 16, 2010 09:11 AM (B+qrE)

75 I would like to think that Graham learned a lesson today that democrats and the whitehouse aren't his friend. I would like to think that, but I don't.

Posted by: robtr at April 16, 2010 09:11 AM (fwSHf)

76

Something just ain't right about that guy.

I agree.

Posted by: Richard Simmons at April 16, 2010 09:11 AM (l0d+u)

77 McCain would be right there with him if he wasn't up for re-election.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at April 16, 2010 09:12 AM (7VvJB)

78

72 In science, we would start building a hypothesis right about now.

Science?  Never heard of it.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson and the "climate change" fraudsters at April 16, 2010 09:13 AM (9hSKh)

79 McCain would be right there with him if he wasn't up for re-election.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at April 16, 2010 01:12 PM (7VvJB)

Word

Posted by: Cicero at April 16, 2010 09:13 AM (QKKT0)

80 Why didn't you come to me like a f***ing man, and tell me not to support a gas tax increase!

Posted by: Lindsey "John Edwards" Graham at April 16, 2010 09:13 AM (DrWcr)

81
oh good, Rush is about tear into Obama for his latest arrogant remark

Posted by: Speed Buggy at April 16, 2010 09:14 AM (W9XyJ)

82

<snap> Lights come on.

<scrabble> Roaches head for cover.

 

Posted by: chuck in st paul at April 16, 2010 09:14 AM (adr25)

83
Most of what we pay for gas now is tax.  In Europe, where nanny state socialism is king, and gas prices are breathtakingly high to help support the teetering nanny state,  around 85% of the price is tax.


Posted by: Lemon Kitten at April 16, 2010 09:14 AM (0fzsA)

84 Idiot, beyond dispute.  Useful? Open to debate...

Posted by: Insomniac at April 16, 2010 09:14 AM (DrWcr)

85

Don't you people get it?  We need more money to be able to fund international organizations to tell us things are bad.

 

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 16, 2010 01:06 PM (fLHQe)

We need a volcanic ash tax and we need it now!

Posted by: Lindsey "Not a Girl's Name" Graham at April 16, 2010 09:14 AM (xxgag)

86 But then there's the MEGA WHOPPER of an unforced error: the White House is now trumpeting that the President opposes Graham's tax increase because it will force higher prices on consumers still struggling through the Great Recession.

Sounds to me like Graham needs to hurry up and propose a VAT. 

Posted by: Phil Smith at April 16, 2010 09:14 AM (n+cpx)

87 Hey, you guys take it easy on my boy. He ain't finished with me yet.....

Posted by: Victory's dick at April 16, 2010 09:15 AM (OlN4e)

88 To all you Republicans, your beloved Goldman Sachs is finally getting their comeuppance ... sorry boys, your "capitalist" utopia is starting to crumble ...

Posted by: tasting victory at April 16, 2010 01:05 PM (oA4y0)

Heh, would that be the same Goldman Sachs that overwhelmingly contributed to democrats and whose former employees make up most of the whitehouse economic advisors?

That Goldman Sachs?

Thanks for the heads up bitch, they can burn along with the whitehouse.

Posted by: robtr at April 16, 2010 09:15 AM (fwSHf)

89

 the President opposes Graham's tax increase because it will force higher prices on consumers still struggling through the Great Recession.

Pity Graham didn't endorse higher health insurance premiums about three weeks ago, huh?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 16, 2010 09:16 AM (B+qrE)

90 I'm not gonna argue against calling Graham for being one of the senators from stupid, because that's just a fact -- though I'm not sure if the only difference between the two of them is one likes to be part of the conversation with the current White House and the other wouldn't give coon spit for that perk. And I'm not gonna argue against calling Graham an idiot, because given the state in question, that's like redundant or something. And also I'm not gonna argue against calling Graham a tool, because this post makes the case -- though I really doubt the fourteen or so people who can actually read past the first couple of paragraphs of a news story are gonna have any effect on the outcome of any election anywhere. I AM about to argue Graham isn't so much a simple tool as a cautious one -- because if the climate science consensus turns out to be correct, which we may well find out this very summer (they're forecasting this year as the warmest since before the strict fundamentalist take on the whole history of this planet, and so far the year's off to a real bang in supporting them), then he may just want to escape the goober takedown that could hit DeMint right in the nuts. "I saw it coming!" he'll say. And the Obama White House opposing him on this tax won't be enough to stop them from pointing to a few thousand times where they've said the same. I'm not saying there's gonna be a meltdown and a goober takedown; I'm just saying I'm going with the smart money on meltdown happening, and I'm trying to find a way to put money on it over at Intrade. I guess one of my biggest concerns is that neither of the senators from stupid are anywhere near the biggest idiots in the senate; that's Imhofe by the kind of margins Secretariat used to show, and I'm really betting that Imhofe couldn't get the time of day right with a stopped watch and saying it every minute of every hour.

Posted by: Shooter at April 16, 2010 09:16 AM (zfRju)

91 Graham is an useful  idiot. [ there, fixed it for ya ]

Posted by: chuck in st paul at April 16, 2010 09:16 AM (adr25)

92

To all you Republicans, your beloved Goldman Sachs is finally getting their comeuppance ... sorry boys, your "capitalist" utopia is starting to crumble ...

 

Umm, you don't understand the difference between capitalism and cronyism do you. I suggest Ayn Rand's Atlas Shrugged.

Also, i don't think goldman sachs is going to destroy capitalist. It's the natural way of man, it cannot be destroyed.

Posted by: Ben at April 16, 2010 09:17 AM (wuv1c)

93

We in Dingusville object to your slanderous suggestion that Senator Graham is in any way connected to our fair city or the state in which we reside. We'd sue you, but the revenue from our Hog Calling Jamboree was way down from last year, and we need the money to cover the repaving of Broke Dick Road.

 

Posted by: Dingusville Chamber of Commerce at April 16, 2010 09:17 AM (4Pleu)

94

April 16, 2010 01:14 PM (xxgag)

 

Wouldn't gagging be xxx?

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 16, 2010 09:17 AM (fLHQe)

95
OBAMA, CLINTON FUNDRAISER   admits $292 million dollars in fraud.

This isn't capitalism failing, this is democrat crony capitalism failing -

Guess who pays?  THE AMERICAN TAX PAYER. 

Thanks, Democrats.

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at April 16, 2010 09:18 AM (0fzsA)

96 What in the fuck is with the South Carolinians? (And the New Yorkers, the Pennsylvanians, the Californians, the Nevad-- aaaah, hell.)

Posted by: arhooley at April 16, 2010 09:18 AM (K3iV1)

97

McCain would be right there with him if he wasn't up for re-election.

yeah, i wish every year was re election year for Mcscrunt

 

speaking of which, when is graham up for re-election and why can't the republicans replace this guy

Posted by: Ben at April 16, 2010 09:18 AM (wuv1c)

98 That is pretty much the only time you will see the word useful associated with Lindsay Graham.

Posted by: kansas at April 16, 2010 09:18 AM (mka2b)

99 Yeah but by cooporating with Liberal Democrats LG has gotten so much in return like, well and then there was that thing, and that other thing? Oh never mind.

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 16, 2010 09:19 AM (0GFWk)

100 when is graham up for re-election and why can't the republicans replace this guy Posted by: Ben a

He'll just run as an "independent".

Posted by: kansas at April 16, 2010 09:19 AM (mka2b)

101

What in the fuck is with the South Carolinians? (And the New Yorkers, the Pennsylvanians, the Californians, the Nevad-- aaaah, hell.)

Here in PA we are just about to elect Pat Toomey and we are a majority Democratic State.  South Carolina has no excuse, they are one of the most conservative states in the union and they  give us a guy who is a moderate democrat.

Posted by: Ben at April 16, 2010 09:20 AM (wuv1c)

102 Back off on the Lindsey bashing. Bunch of racists!

Posted by: John The Non-Maverick McCain at April 16, 2010 09:20 AM (EL+OC)

103

because if the climate science consensus turns out to be correct

Since there was never a consensus and all AGW claims to this point have been total BS (and one summer is WEATHER not climate), then you have no point.  Surprise!!! 

Thanks and you may resume your concern troll gymnastics.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 16, 2010 09:20 AM (B+qrE)

104 would that be the same Goldman Sachs that overwhelmingly contributed to democrats and whose former employees make up most of the whitehouse economic advisors?

2008: employees gave Obama $685,305; Clinton $347,275; McCain $202,770

Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 16, 2010 09:21 AM (mR7mk)

105

98 What in the fuck is with the South Carolinians? (And the New Yorkers, the Pennsylvanians, the Californians, the Nevad-- aaaah, hell.)

Hey!  As a Pennsylvanian, I'm deeply..

You're right, we're all messed up.  I'm only holding out a bit of hope that us PAians don't reelect Spector in the fall.  Toomey's looking solid now, but we'll see in a few months.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson and the at April 16, 2010 09:21 AM (9hSKh)

106
Senate Republicans have gone so far as to accuse President Obama of “forcing Senate Democrats to shut down the financial regulatory reform negotiations, saying Democrats would prefer a bill that passes with minimal GOP support so that they have a political issue to take into the November elections.”

Never let a crisis go to waste.

Via The Corner

Posted by: Mal at April 16, 2010 09:21 AM (Z+qzA)

107 Damn sock.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 16, 2010 09:22 AM (9hSKh)

108 Sigh ...

4.5 more years of that tool spewing BS and compromising conservative ideals.

Posted by: Gmac at April 16, 2010 09:22 AM (k2Fyd)

109

On Drudge

GE's tax bill for 2009 = $0.00

Posted by: Ben at April 16, 2010 09:22 AM (wuv1c)

110 Lindsey needs more time in front of the camera sillies. Wake up you bunch of anti-Latino  racists.


Posted by: John McCain's Make Up Brush at April 16, 2010 09:23 AM (EL+OC)

111 did you hear Laura Ingraham give Gov Jan Brewer the business, this morning? A little harsh, in my opinion, but now is the time for leadership not waffling.

Posted by: Speed Buggy at April 16, 2010 12:59 PM (W9XyJ)

I heard it and it made up for some of the squishiness that Laura can sometimes be guilty of letting slide.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 16, 2010 09:23 AM (V5s1P)

112

a bill that passes with minimal GOP support so that they have a political issue to take into the November elections

If that is their high card, let them.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 16, 2010 09:23 AM (B+qrE)

113

#106  employees gave Obama $685,305; Clinton $347,275; McCain $202,770

That just goes to show you that America's about to fall into Fascism, dirt-stealer.  Didn't you read the wisdom of Chumpsky today?

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 16, 2010 09:23 AM (9hSKh)

114 This South Carolinian split his ticket specifically  to vote against Graham .
 Quit a few local dems did the same thing in order to vote for the idiot .

Posted by: awkward davies at April 16, 2010 09:24 AM (wb68R)

115 What an F'ng Idiot.  Just what we F'ng need now.  Hell, at a time when we're winning all of the debates a typical RINO butthead pops up giving a lifeline to the scumbag liberals to depress the GOP base.  I hate this guy. 

Posted by: IE COn at April 16, 2010 09:24 AM (/COcn)

116 1/2 OT: when does Islandic ash give us snow in late April, Al Gore?

Posted by: ParisParamus at April 16, 2010 09:26 AM (Dvn7b)

117

Posted by: Shooter at April 16, 2010 01:16 PM (zfRju)

 

Wait.  You're saying a hot summer is going to convince a clearly skeptical public that AGW is real?  If the public is that credulous, then we can depend upon it that they'll all change their minds when winter comes and it gets cold again.

Posted by: Cicero at April 16, 2010 09:26 AM (QKKT0)

118 shooter, go forth and get some knowledge... we ain't gonna die if the temp goes up .1 degree. we survive very well with a 10 or 20 degree difference every day.

Posted by: The Great Satan's Ghost at April 16, 2010 09:26 AM (JDzsW)

119

tasting victory,

That you think I (and I suspect many morons) am/are some sort of fan of Goldman Sachs simply demonstrates your absolute and utter vacuity and ignorance of how conservatives think. Do a little reading of Rush Limbaugh's stack of interesting stuff as a primer and come back and try again. 

Posted by: RM at April 16, 2010 09:27 AM (GkYyh)

120 Graham is fundamentally flawed. Something is not right in this guy. He is always trying to be the nice guy. I guess he only has affection for conservative principals. When he questions a witness he is superb. But as with Sotomayor he would let them off the hook after proving their incompetence. Almost as if he has deep affection for the left and can't bring himself to go for the kill. Time for choosing! That should be the slogan for November 10.

Posted by: Locus Ceruleus at April 16, 2010 09:27 AM (tzcjs)

121

"South Carolina has no excuse"

Neither does North Carolina. I moved here from MA just in time for NC to elect a Dem Senator, Dem Governor and go for Obama in the General.

Meanwhile Scott Brown would be my Senator if I'd stayed back in Dukakis-land.

The State is always redder on the other side...

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 16, 2010 09:27 AM (y1kI6)

122 GE's tax bill for 2009 = $0.00

Queef Olbermann to the red courtesy phone.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 16, 2010 09:27 AM (mR7mk)

123
White house pulls Blanche Lincoln back.  No bi-partisanship allowed.

"Republicans say [Sen. Blanche] Lincoln [D., Ark.] and Chambliss were on the cusp of a deal when the White House pulled her back.

Chambliss said Lincoln has been very forthright with him throughout their talks. But he concurred with his colleagues that the White House forced her to back out."


Posted by: Lemon Kitten at April 16, 2010 09:28 AM (0fzsA)

124 Didn't you read the wisdom of Chumpsky today?

Hell no.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 16, 2010 09:29 AM (mR7mk)

125 58 To all you Republicans, your beloved Goldman Sachs is finally getting their comeuppance ... sorry boys, your "capitalist" utopia is starting to crumble ...

Posted by: tasting victory at April 16, 2010 01:05 PM (oA4y0)


just for your future reference, it's THINK, then POST. You retard.

Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Professional Debate Team at April 16, 2010 09:29 AM (erIg9)

126 Shooter is a fool .

Posted by: awkward davies at April 16, 2010 09:29 AM (wb68R)

127

" To all you Republicans, your beloved Goldman Sachs is finally getting their comeuppance ... sorry boys, your "capitalist" utopia is starting to crumble ...
" - Tasting Dicks

There was nothing capitalist about Goldman Sachs and the crap they pulled. Look up the term 'merchantilism'. In modern-speak they call it crony capitalism, even though there is nothing capitalist about it. This directly relates to the Robber Barrons and other oligarchs of trade and industry over the centuries.

Posted by: chuck in st paul at April 16, 2010 09:31 AM (adr25)

128

So, will GE be an EVILE CORPORATION to MSNBC now?

Yeah, I'm delusional.  It's Friday.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 16, 2010 09:31 AM (B+qrE)

129

Oh, and Graham is in retreat too:

That pathetic worm should be running for his life from angry mobs.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at April 16, 2010 09:33 AM (4cp6m)

130 The troll is strong with this thread. The yobs over at Kos must be running searches on the terms "graham" "useful idiot" and "fucktard".

Posted by: joncelli at April 16, 2010 09:33 AM (RD7QR)

131 Kirsten Gillibrand is this cycle's largest recipient of contributions from Goldman Sachs employees.

Another free-market Republican, advocating gov't-run grocery stores for neighborhoods that would rather use their food stamps at the Kwiki-Mart.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 16, 2010 09:33 AM (mR7mk)

132 Republicans are the party of Big Business.  Us Liberals want a level playing field where the Big Boys don't have all the advantages.  Capitalism is fine if its fair.  Capitalism doesnt exist in America.  The power centers have paid and legislated their way to monopoly positions that keep squeezing ordinary citizens and you Republicans keep supporting them...just like now, the Republicans are fighting financial reform.

Goldman Sachs gave a lot of money to Obama this election cycle...they were just good at picking the winner this time but in general, big business supports Republican politicians who represent the monied interests in America.

Posted by: tasting victory at April 16, 2010 09:34 AM (oA4y0)

133 Uhmmm shooter, ever hear of El Ninio? You should look it up but don't depend on my spelling. My German is terrible.

Posted by: robtr at April 16, 2010 09:37 AM (fwSHf)

134 someone step on this thing before it breeds. it really has a fundamentally ignorant view of conservatism.

Posted by: The Great Satan's Ghost at April 16, 2010 09:37 AM (JDzsW)

135 *yawn*.  Too bad you weren't around last night, troll, your screeds might have counteracted the excessive Red Bull I drunk yesterday.

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 16, 2010 09:37 AM (9hSKh)

136 Us Liberals want a level playing field where the Big Boys don't have all the advantages.

That's why they passed an HCR[sic] bill to tax all small medical-device manufacturers out of business, fine small businesses for hiring part-time workers, seize 10% of tanning salon revenue, and prevent doctor-owned small clinics from expanding. 

Gosh, it all makes sense now!

Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 16, 2010 09:37 AM (mR7mk)

137 Sorry for trolling your site, I have mild brain damage from being a libtard.

Posted by: tasting victory at April 16, 2010 09:38 AM (V8B//)

138 Republicans are the party of Big Business. I stopped reading right there. Big Business is beholden to the state for monopolies and favors. Democrats are statists by nature. Republicans are the party of small to medium business, which works best when the government is least. And I don't even know why I'm engaging somebody who spouts this shit.

Posted by: joncelli at April 16, 2010 09:39 AM (RD7QR)

139

Us Liberals want a level playing field where the Big Boys don't have all the advantages.

You mean a system where a black man with an absentee father can make 5 million a year and be elected President.  That sort of playing field.  That's a nice dream.

...

...

...

"Monied interests."  Seriously, get some new material.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 16, 2010 09:39 AM (B+qrE)

140 I'm sorry everyone.

You are right, i am mis-educated.

Posted by: tasting victory at April 16, 2010 09:41 AM (V8B//)

141

My high just wore off.  Man, reality is so over-rated!  And Chompsky is so hard to read when you're not smoking pot!

Posted by: tasting victory...with my mind! at April 16, 2010 09:42 AM (9hSKh)

142 You know, I think the residents of the lovely LOL might be luckier than the good people of SC.  At least we know, and there is no doubting, that our senators are scum sucking bottom feeders.  There is some small, peace of mind in at least knowing that your senators will do whatever it takes to pander, lie, cheat, steal, and basically strip you of everything you own -- you know where you stand with them.  I am sorry that the folks of SC cannot at least have that peace of mind, since they already seem to have the other half of the equation.

Posted by: unknown jane at April 16, 2010 09:42 AM (5/yRG)

143 @144 stop it!

That wasn't me!

Posted by: tasting victory at April 16, 2010 09:42 AM (V8B//)

144
okay, dunce, whatever you say

America has her first fascist president and he happens to be a Democrat, but it's the Republicans who are in the pockets of big business.

Posted by: Speed Buggy at April 16, 2010 09:42 AM (x9okW)

145 Of course, in my post #134, I failed to note that all the Big Boys who have advantages are giving more money to Democrats and have been for sometime.

I further fail to understand the terms "crony capitalism" and "rent seeking," but that is just because I am a standard issue leftist who, when questioned, is reduced to reliance on the tired old leftist strawmen I was taught my Professor Buttboy-of-Chomsky at dear old Amherst

"monied interests" was one of his favorite shibboleths. George Soros, Peter Lewis, the Sandlers, the numerous foundations, trustfunds, non-profits and NGOs excluded, of course.  As well as those businesses that play ball with the Federal government.  Unless there is a Republican administration.  Of course.

Posted by: tasting victory at April 16, 2010 09:43 AM (ZESU0)

146 143 From your grammar, you don't appear to be educated at all.

Posted by: dagny at April 16, 2010 09:43 AM (UaoUM)

147

#148  That wasn't me!

You're not me! 

Posted by: tasting victory...with my mind! at April 16, 2010 09:45 AM (9hSKh)

148 Big capitist fat cats, kept me from working and earning money.
The man doesn't care about you but Obama does. At least Obama
is trying to fix things rather then raping Iraq like Bush. The true evil
is in the dollar, not taxes. Pay taxes to help the poor rather then stealing
from the poor. You teabaggers sure are stupids.

Posted by: tasting victory at April 16, 2010 09:45 AM (V8B//)

149

joncelli: And I don't even know why I'm engaging somebody who spouts this shit.

Because if you didn't, someone else would have to. Thanks for taking this one for the team.

When I was 'surfing during the Joe The Plumber fracas, I found on someplace like HalfSigma or Steve Sailer, this comment: Millionaires vote for Republicans. Billionaires vote for Democrats.

Posted by: Zimriel at April 16, 2010 09:45 AM (9Sbz+)

150 I'm Me!

Posted by: toking victory at April 16, 2010 09:46 AM (UaoUM)

151 Stop it! I'm for real!

Posted by: tasting victory at April 16, 2010 09:46 AM (V8B//)

152 Ooooooh.

Posted by: Victory's scrotum at April 16, 2010 09:47 AM (ZESU0)

153 You teabaggers sure are stupids.

Posted by: tasting victory at April 16, 2010 01:45 PM (V8B//)

Straight from a dem boiler room in Pakistan or Egypt ... or possibly Gaza, seeing how this is an Indonesian Imbecile/Axelfraud operation.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at April 16, 2010 09:48 AM (4cp6m)

154 *smack* *smack* Why yes, I would like to regulate the financial sector like that wonderful Representative from Massachusetts has been regulating it. But more so!

Posted by: tasting Barney Frank's semen at April 16, 2010 09:48 AM (9Sbz+)

155 Graham has always been an "American Idol" politician. Just lookin' for that extra 15 minutes of infamy.

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at April 16, 2010 09:49 AM (554T5)

156 Stop f***ing punching the f*** down!  Stupid down-punching motherf***ers!

Posted by: someguy tasting victory at April 16, 2010 09:49 AM (DrWcr)

157 153. If you learn to read and write there will be more jobs open to you. Have you been to McDonald's? Sometimes they have special needs people bagging groceries at the Safeway or doing janitorial work. You don't have to read for those jobs. You could even learn how to twirl a sign! Because you don't pay taxes, you get to keep everything you make!

Posted by: toking victory at April 16, 2010 09:49 AM (UaoUM)

158

The Syrian/Hezbollah/Israeli game is afoot.  It's from yesterday, but still.

Hizbullah confirms report it received scud missiles

If they didn't, why lie about it.  If they did, why spout it?

Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at April 16, 2010 09:49 AM (9hSKh)

159 Tastes salty!

Posted by: Tasting Victory, after tasting Victory at April 16, 2010 09:49 AM (RD7QR)

160

Senator Graham does not support a gas tax. And the bill he is working on does not include a gas tax.

Polynikes, I'll go one better.  Why is he working on a bill...AT EFFING ALL???

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 16, 2010 09:50 AM (B+qrE)

161 And when is the GOP going to do the honorable thing and strip Lady Lindsey of every single committee assignment ... and then kick the turd out of the caucus?  Anything less than this would be totally irresponsible on the part of the GOP, since Grahamnesty has proven his traitor bona fides beyond any doubt at all.  It's time for the despicable lying scumbag to join the other despicable lying scumbags on the dem side.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at April 16, 2010 09:51 AM (4cp6m)

162 Stop it! I'm for real!

Kilgore must still be unemployed.

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at April 16, 2010 09:51 AM (554T5)

163 Gas Tax? I thought we were talking about an Ass Tax. I would have made millions.....I could have been a contender.

Posted by: Lindsey Graham at April 16, 2010 09:51 AM (hZQNe)

164 Grammar isn't taught in schools anymore because it's racist.  And even if it wasn't, who has time to teach arcane concepts when there is so much Al Gore propaganda to get through before June?

Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 16, 2010 09:52 AM (mR7mk)

165 If they didn't, why lie about it.  If they did, why spout it?

Because there's no better way to get Obama's love than threatening Israel.

Posted by: Mal at April 16, 2010 09:52 AM (Z+qzA)

166

Why is tasting victory upset? Isn't he getting enough of Obama's stash?

Did the fat cats get in your way? Maybe you should buy a dog.

This has to be a sock.

ncj? blazer?

Posted by: toking victory at April 16, 2010 09:52 AM (UaoUM)

167

Heh. If the rest of the GOP hanging Grahamnesty out to dry on his idiotic gas tax idea isn't schadenfreude, I don't know what is.

Fried. On a stick. At the county fair.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at April 16, 2010 09:52 AM (i3AsK)

168

156  Stop what?

What is reality? -- come on, I thought lefties were nuanced and all "shades of grey and equivalency"...all that trippy, patchouli soaked Derrida shit.

Either bring the nuance and the trippy Derrida shit, or go back and practice some more (what do you think of Capt. America vis a vis paradigms of change and hope?  can you sum it up in a paragraph of 100 words or less? -- feel free to make frequent reference to that rape of Iraq thing, and whether or not it was rape-rape or just rape, and how it manifests the patriarchal will to power but subconscious vaginal longings of the Big Boys)

Posted by: unknown jane at April 16, 2010 09:52 AM (5/yRG)

169 Sometimes they have special needs people bagging groceries at the Safeway or doing janitorial work.

All-toked-out isn't really "special needs", is it?

Posted by: HeatherRadish at April 16, 2010 09:53 AM (mR7mk)

170

I dislike Graham as much as I dislike any liberal democrat but before I rag on him, can someone advise whether the statement from his office is accurate.

Senator Graham does not support a gas tax. And the bill he is working on does not include a gas tax.

Posted by: polynikes at April 16, 2010 01:49 PM (m2CN7)

-------------------------------------------

It doesn't really matter if the turd is specifically supporting a gas tax or not.  The fact that he is trying to stab this nation in the back by working with the worst America-hating pieces of shit in the White House is more than enough.  Grahamnesty has to go - and he should go painfully and in as much shame as is humanly possible.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at April 16, 2010 09:53 AM (4cp6m)

171 Boys you are sure am Idiots, reaping what yous sowing can be filled with hate that can make all his blog tight are hard and littling!

Posted by: tasting victory at April 16, 2010 09:54 AM (V8B//)

172

subconscious vaginal longings of the Big Boys

 

wait. what?. ummmm

Posted by: The Great Satan's Ghost at April 16, 2010 09:55 AM (JDzsW)

173 Idiot troll: Please submit an essay comparing and contrasting the Rape of Lucrece and the Rape of Iraq. Make sure to punch up.

Posted by: dagny at April 16, 2010 09:57 AM (UaoUM)

174 The yobs over at Kos must be running searches on the terms "graham" "useful idiot" and "fucktard".

Heh.  Vanity searches.

Posted by: MikeO at April 16, 2010 09:58 AM (lBmZl)

175 Boys you are sure am Idiots, reaping what yous sowing can be filled with hate that can make all his blog tight are hard and littling!

Right! And don't forget that Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey.

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at April 16, 2010 09:58 AM (554T5)

176 Lindsey Graham has instructed me to tell you AoS contributors what he tells me every day: Suck It!

Posted by: Lindsey Graham's Chief of the Staff at April 16, 2010 09:58 AM (hZQNe)

177

Haven't had time to read the entire thread, but in a quick scan I didn't see it mentioned that Obama basically threw away a useful idiot, instead of using him more productively to advance the Dem cause.

Barky's narcissism basically prevented him from taking the strategic view, and tempted him to jump at the chance to embarrass an Republican - a temptation he naturally succumbed to.

Posted by: sherlock at April 16, 2010 09:59 AM (jdXw+)

178

Talking about useful idiots of the left, Andrew Sullivan posted this gem today: 

And this is why, despite my own deep suspicion of big government, I remain unmoved by the tea-partiers. Their partisanship and cultural hostility to Obama are far more intense, it seems to me, than their genuine proposals to reduce spending and taxation. And this is largely because they have no genuine proposals to reduce spending and taxation. They seem very protective of Medicare and Social Security – and their older age bracket underlines this. They also seem primed for maximal neo-imperial reach, backing the nation-building efforts in Afghanistan and Iraq, favoring war against Iran, etc. Only Ron Paul, peace be upon him, extends his big government critique to the military-industrial-ideological complex.

So they are truly not serious in policy terms, and it behooves the small government right to grapple with this honestly. They both support lower taxation and yet bemoan the fact that so many Americans do not pay any income tax. They want to cut spending on trivial matters while enabling the entitlement and defense behemoths to go on gobbling up AmericansÂ’ wealth. And that lack of seriousness is complemented by a near-fanatical cultural alienation from the modern world.

In my view, this confluence of feelings can work in shifting the public mood, as seems to have happened. When there is no internal pushback against crafted FNC propaganda, and when the Democrats seem unable to craft any coherent political message below the presidential level, you do indeed create a self-perpetuating fantasy that can indeed rally and roil people. But the abstract slogans against government, the childish reduction of necessary trade-offs as an apocalyptic battle between freedom and slavery, and the silly ranting at all things Washington: these are not a political movement. They are cultural vents, wrapped up with some ugly Dixie-like strands.

When they propose cuts in Medicare, means-testing social security, a raising of the retirement age and a cut in defense spending, IÂ’ll take them seriously and wish them well.

Until then, IÂ’ll treat them with the condescending contempt they have thus far deserved.


He left out that most of them like Sarah Palin. I guess that goes unsaid.

Posted by: Joe at April 16, 2010 09:59 AM (P/q7X)

179 casual trolls should be taken out and shot

Posted by: Zombie Daryl Gates at April 16, 2010 10:02 AM (TNtkO)

180 Raising the gas tax isn't going to decrease the amount people buy. Even when it was $4 a couple of years ago it didn't decrease the amount of driving people did my that much. Fifteen cents isn't going to do anything excpet annoy people.

Posted by: JEA at April 16, 2010 10:02 AM (a+kMW)

181

178  One of the joys of being an English major -- I can toss up bullshitty phrases like that: makes for automatic approval on research papers (even if the true point is something that would make most tenures freak)...and it's also fun to toss around with the opposite sex -- much like the review boards, they only hear certain key phrases.  Use differently for both -- expect successful results.

Oh, and it confuses lefties (see, liberal arts degree can be useful).

Posted by: unknown jane at April 16, 2010 10:03 AM (5/yRG)

182  Lindsey Graham has instructed me to tell you AoS contributors what he tells me every day: Suck It!

Posted by: Lindsey Graham's Chief of the Staff at April 16, 2010 01:58 PM (hZQNe)

Do you really think that bothers us? Hell yesterday the President of the US told us to say thank you for the fucking he is giving us. We've been mocked from the top of the food chain baby.

Posted by: robtr at April 16, 2010 10:04 AM (fwSHf)

183 As a former bagger at Safeway during the 80's, I have to admit my self-esteem has taken a hit.  Being as the guys who work at #955 put breakable/bruisable on the bottom; I am comfortable with the word: retard.  Fucking sue me!

Posted by: Pelvis at April 16, 2010 10:05 AM (LlaBi)

184 187  Speak for yourself; gas prices go up, I don't drive as much and I don't buy as much (because I'm spending more money on gas -- and I only have so much stash, no unicorn or magickal skittle tree in my backyard).

Posted by: unknown jane at April 16, 2010 10:05 AM (5/yRG)

185 I have nothing to add except boilerplate leftist cant. You racists.

Posted by: Tasting Obama's Ass at April 16, 2010 10:06 AM (YmPwQ)

186

Lindsay F'N Graham was for the gas tax before he was against it.

Oh and to all you naysayers who say there's no such thing as a blue dog Democrat any more, I submit to you Exhibit A!

Posted by: runningrn at April 16, 2010 10:06 AM (CfmlF)

187 And when is the GOP going to do the honorable thing and strip Lady Lindsey of every single committee assignment


THIS.....


Or leave him with the Senate Select Committee on Pony Grooming

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 16, 2010 10:07 AM (VY5KX)

188 194  What did the poor ponies do to you?

Posted by: unknown jane at April 16, 2010 10:08 AM (5/yRG)

189 Is this a good time to mention Graham's questioning of Holder on the NYC trials? No? OK. I'll shut my cake hole now.

Posted by: Pecos Bill at April 16, 2010 10:10 AM (8WOM0)

190

Is this guy bipolar? A strategic thinker? Why do all of the putative RINOs think that preening around and supporting the left will get the cool kids to like them? Is it just vanity?

Who does he think he is? Trent Lott?

Posted by: Mr. Barky at April 16, 2010 10:10 AM (qwK3S)

191 Jane, my eyes glazed over when i read that last sentence  

Posted by: The Great Satan's Ghost at April 16, 2010 10:11 AM (JDzsW)

192 Not sure where I saw this yesterday but they called Graham a DIC (democrat in the closet).  I was lmao.

Posted by: jewells at April 16, 2010 10:11 AM (l/N7H)

193 194  What did the poor ponies do to you?


Nothing really. I was just trying to come up with a funny, yet useless committee title and failed spectacularly. Some days, teh funneh eludes me.

Actually, most days.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 16, 2010 10:16 AM (VY5KX)

194 Graham needs to go!

Posted by: GarandFan at April 16, 2010 10:17 AM (6mwMs)

195

DUUUH WON isn't happy about it because IT WASN'T ANYWHERE CLOSE TO $7 A GALLON like he said it should be.

Why Hollywood hates us.

http://tinyurl.com/yybcemz.


 

Posted by: harleycowboy at April 16, 2010 10:17 AM (JKGfQ)

196 Dude needs  to get Andrew Sullivan to teach him to smoke weed.  I only say that cause he is not married and obviously needs a hobby besides legislating.

Posted by: ezgoer at April 16, 2010 10:22 AM (GkYyh)

197

So will the ash plume warm or cool the earth? and when will it raise taxes?

Posted by: floodmud at April 16, 2010 10:26 AM (tm/sN)

198

200 Oh it was hilarious, really.

But please -- think of the ponies.

 

 

Posted by: unknown jane at April 16, 2010 10:28 AM (5/yRG)

199

204 According to the Scrolls of Gore: both, and yes, immediately

Posted by: unknown jane at April 16, 2010 10:29 AM (5/yRG)

200 If global warming is your religion, then nuclear power is your savior.

Posted by: bill-tb at April 16, 2010 10:37 AM (y+QfZ)

201 Graham is a frigging loose cannon.  Sometimes he shoots the Dems, mostly he shoots the Republicans.  Somebody needs to lock up Graham's ammo box before he does more damage.  South Carolina, y'll hear that?  Retire him at the next election.

Posted by: Mike Myers at April 16, 2010 10:38 AM (ktYjH)

202

No that is the point. I'm not going to be like the other side and make shit up to criticize someone.  As you have indicated, Graham has a sufficient amount of douchebaggery and traitorism (is that a word) to criticize where we don't have to depend on half truths.

Posted by: polynikes at April 16, 2010 01:57 PM (m2CN7)

I'm with you on that, but I have little doubt that Graham has been discussing a gas tax, even if he didn't put it on paper.

Posted by: progressoverpeace at April 16, 2010 10:39 AM (4cp6m)

203 I apologize.

I gave this ghey asshole BIG money when he first ran for the Senate.

I am a fucking idiot.

Posted by: Kemp at April 16, 2010 10:41 AM (2+9Yx)

204

Hang out here much, idiot?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 16, 2010 01:11 PM (B+qrE)

Heh.  Because if you don't, this is what we call the "Welcome Mat."

Posted by: FUBAR at April 16, 2010 10:45 AM (1fanL)

205 Will the real walter stand up??????

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at April 16, 2010 10:45 AM (2PTT7)

206 Posted by: runningrn at April 16, 2010 02:06 PM (CfmlF)

Next time you see chemjeff, tell him how wonderful endorphins are.

Posted by: FUBAR at April 16, 2010 10:46 AM (1fanL)

207 3 Can we sell him to Mexico?

Posted by: fluffy at April 16, 2010 12:40 PM (4Kl5M)

You know, that doesn't always work out so well.

Posted by: Leon Trotsky at April 16, 2010 10:49 AM (F09Uo)

208 Hopefully, once he removed the knife from his back, he will reconsider trying to work with the other side. What is wrong with these guys?

Posted by: Robin at April 16, 2010 10:54 AM (6uXZa)

209 Graham's an idiot, and Obama has demonstrated once more that he is entirely untrustworthy. Nobody on the GOP side can either expect or depend him to act in good faith.

Posted by: apodoca at April 16, 2010 10:54 AM (jA432)

210 215 Hopefully, once he removed the knife from his back, he will reconsider trying to work with the other side. What is wrong with these guys?

Posted by: Robin at April 16, 2010 02:54 PM (6uXZa)

Naaa.... he will just pull the knife out, and thank the Dems for giving him a free knife so he can shank some Republicans with it.

Posted by: Jim in San Diego at April 16, 2010 11:02 AM (F09Uo)

211 Fifteen cents isn't going to do anything excpet annoy people.

Posted by: JEA at April 16, 2010 02:02 PM (a+kMW)

Posted by an expert in annoying people.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 16, 2010 11:03 AM (V5s1P)

212

Posted by: tasting victory obamas sac at April 16, 2010 01:05 PM (oA4y0)

 

FIFY.....

Posted by: crowsting at April 16, 2010 11:19 AM (61BD9)

213 How many times a day his office must get this message, "Tell Lindsey Graham to F*** himself, *sshole"

Posted by: Next liberal argument for health care at April 16, 2010 11:31 AM (4JpPD)

214 172 Not me, I'm driving all day to avoid the mil Please squish the troll as you see fit

Posted by: ncj on his htc at April 16, 2010 11:35 AM (lVpjX)

215 I can't believe that we've reached over 220 comments on the bug-eyed fuck and Vic hasn't been one of them.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 16, 2010 11:46 AM (V5s1P)

216

HA..so now Obama has outflanked the Washington GOP on drilling AND gas taxes.

Great job, boys.

 

Posted by: CJ at April 16, 2010 12:02 PM (9KqcB)

217 How many times a day his office must get this message, "Tell Lindsey Graham to F*** himself, *sshole"

Posted by: Next liberal argument for health care at April 16, 2010 03:31 PM (4JpPD)

I've got it on my voice mail system.  You know, "If you would like to tell Lindsey Graham to f*** himself, press one now.  If you would like to wish Lindsey Graham would burn in Hell, press two now, . . . ."

Posted by: Lindsey "not a Cracker" Graham at April 16, 2010 12:09 PM (xxgag)

218

I think Graham means well.  One, he isn't a super genius, and two, he gets out of the Air Force, wants to go into politics, has generally center-left ideas, which back in John Glenn's day meant one became a Democrat, but like his good buddy John McCain, by the time he was ready to enter politics, the Dems had plainly become the anti-military and pro-communist party.
 

So one winds up with a reasonably nice, if not incredibly bright guy, who has decent looks, which unfortunately matters in politics (unless you live in a hardcore Marxist district like Slaughter, Nancy Lugosi or Batboy Waxman) who is center-left, but in our party.

Posted by: Ed Mahmoud, banned at LGF at April 16, 2010 12:17 PM (NVdGX)

219
I know nothing of Palmetto State GOP politics.

Is there someone, anyone, who would be a plausible conservative primary challenger to Grahamnesty?


Posted by: torquewrench at April 16, 2010 12:30 PM (aWrFJ)

220 "Useful"?  You keep using that word - I don't think it means what you think it means.

Posted by: Mikey NTH at April 16, 2010 12:38 PM (O9Cc8)

221 Sure he's stupid but not completely incompetent.  His questioning of folks like Holder and Sotomayor was good.  Then, after exposing them as liars and imbeciles, he'll vote to confirm them.  All in all, a waste of some talent.

Posted by: ed at April 16, 2010 12:39 PM (Urhve)

222

Sen. Graham Is a Useful Idiot for the White House

"Tool" takes up less space, Gabe.

Posted by: Drillanwr at April 16, 2010 12:59 PM (GkYyh)

223

228  That's just it -- much like the Cubs in a mid season winning streak, he gets people's hopes up: "this time...this time!"...aaaaannnnd nothing.

That's why I said we of the LOL have it much better in some ways -- our resident evils don't get anyone's hopes up that they will be ethical, moral, practical (with other people's money), or even remotely competent and law abiding.

Posted by: unknown jane at April 16, 2010 01:04 PM (5/yRG)

224 This is why McCain has got to go. If Graham wasn't on his own as the lone GOP fool to advance this taxing/Cap-N-Tax pain, he wouldn't be marginalized and he wouldn't be back-tracking now. Normally, McCain would be chomping at the bit to get all Mavericky here and cosponsor the RINO version of Cap-N-Tax; alas, he can't this year because he's trying to win his primary in AZ by appearing conservative. Again. Graham has lost his buddy and his cover.

McCain and Graham have to go, but only McCain can be replaced now. However, SC, please -- please -- try not to get collective amnesia. Dump Graham next round. Tattoo it on your forehead if you have to.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 16, 2010 01:06 PM (swuwV)

225 SC voters had a choice in 2008- Bob Conley, the Democrat.  He is more conservative than Grahamnesty ever was!

Posted by: Agnes B. Bullock at April 16, 2010 01:37 PM (SgT91)

226 This may be the first time Senator Graham has been called "useful" in any context.

Posted by: Nom de Blog at April 16, 2010 01:54 PM (vH3gQ)

227

Two words:

Confirmed bachelor.


Posted by: s'moron at April 16, 2010 01:56 PM (UaxA0)

228

It's all preplanned and just shows that tax increases of all kinds are inevitable. All political parties are on this bus. No doubt that we will be hearing more and more of new ways to screw us through taxation. Soda & sweet drinks, smokes, tollways, salt, Pay for police-fire and rescue and on and on.

Of course a compromise will be made and for the good of the people and the planet we will only have to pay 13.9 cents more. We are so lucky to have such fine government asshats in charge looking out for our best intrest and the betterment of our nation..

Maybe this is a tradeoff for the VAT,  perhaps if the demoncrats chill for a while on the VAT push, then the GOP will roll over and take the taxation enima. It's the new Republican appeasement plan to deal with the oncomming doom and gloom created by the O. 

Posted by: Cracker Head Bob at April 16, 2010 02:02 PM (CYW1e)

229 Dingusville? I thought it was Doofusburg or Doltsbourough.

Posted by: Pelayo at April 16, 2010 02:15 PM (C8qIl)

230 Two words:

Confirmed bachelor.

Posted by: s'moron at April 16, 2010 05:56 PM (UaxA0)

One Word:

Tranny!

Posted by: Fish at April 16, 2010 02:30 PM (M5t+h)

231 Another "can't we all just get along dolt". Our own Lindsey, John McCain is in a battle here in AZ. Let's hope John gets the message and sends it off to Lindsey.

Posted by: Buffalobob at April 16, 2010 02:31 PM (ubfQ1)

232 Graham has also proposed a 15 cent "human flatuance" tax on each can of chili sold.

Posted by: knackered wargs at April 16, 2010 02:49 PM (GkYyh)

233

Oh, and Obama is against Graham's gas tax only because it isn't large enough.

You knew that, of course...

Posted by: knackered wargs at April 16, 2010 02:52 PM (GkYyh)

234 Senator Lindsey Graham (R-Dingusville) proposed a bump in the federal gasoline tax of 15 cents as part of global warming legislation.

Well, time's wasting for the warmists. There's this Icelandic volcano that's putting a lot of dust in the air over Europe, where they lurvs AGW -- but  eruptions of this magnitude contribute to NGC (natural global cooling; I made that up) and Iceland's last volcanic eruption lasted a freakin' year.

Lindsay's just trying to get out in front for his greenie buds before the peeps realize what this act of nature will do to summer fun on the Riviera. He's forward-looking that way about the global economy, the a-hole.

Posted by: JBean at April 16, 2010 03:07 PM (6N6FF)

235 Graham is a prime example of the sort of Republican that not only shouldn't be supported, but should be actively defeated, even at the cost of a Senate seat.

Holding that seat, with him in it, is more dangerous than losing it.

Posted by: MlR at April 16, 2010 04:00 PM (v18zq)

236

I detest that simpering little RINO.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at April 16, 2010 04:01 PM (bCQG3)

237

@72: "In science, we would start building a hypothesis right about now."

Yeah, and to do so, you'd request lots of sweet gummint money and end up issuing another report saying that people cause global warming. 

Posted by: Prezidizzle Obizzle at April 16, 2010 04:32 PM (kmEfr)

238 Wow, that Lindsey Grahamnesty is one stupid fuck.

Posted by: RickS at April 16, 2010 06:37 PM (hKB1N)

239 Come on, its not as if Graham could wait a few months and then have a GOP majority to work with. Nope - we have to do this right now.

Posted by: sexypig at April 16, 2010 07:53 PM (tEzPJ)

240 Actually, I think the GOP is saying to Lindsey Graham, "Dude, you're so on your own. Really, truly and absolutely so on your own." What type of creep would name a boy-child Lindsey? It sounds like the name you would hand on a truly clueless Valley Girl. Then again, considering the good senator, maybe his parents were prescient.

Posted by: Mark L at April 17, 2010 05:02 AM (+Oa4W)

241 The clown just proposed a tax increase. The clown wants to raise gasoline prices to combat a planet-wide natural phenomenon that scientists don't understand and that the U.S. only marginally affects, even under the most outlandish projections of global warming alarmists that Graham apparently believes in

Putz Graham gets his useful idiot ideas from the 'Highly Educated Whites'  clown Dr Krauthammer who advocates raising gas prices for the same reasons.

Gabriel Malor-look up the word OBTUSE because unless you begin to understand where this 'Highly Educated Whites' useful idiocy is researched and developed then you will forever remain OBTUSE .



Posted by: Highly Educated Whites=Liberal's Useful Idiots at April 18, 2010 04:26 AM (OewfB)

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