March 23, 2010
— Slublog But he promises he'll do it "soon."
President Obama signed the Senate health care bill into law Tuesday. He did not sign the executive order on abortion negotiated with Michigan Democratic Congressman Bart Stupak in an 11th-hour arrangement that may well have saved the entire health care reform effort.How stupid were Bart Stupak and the other so-called "pro-life Democrats" to get played on this? Not only is the executive order basically worthless, the president isn't even pretending to give a damn about the agreement he made.A White House official told Fox, Obama will not sign the Executive Order Tuesday and has set no specific date to do so. Stupak predicted Obama would sign the order later this week. The White House said only that Obama would sign the order "soon."
In two celebratory speeches Tuesday - one at the bill's signing, the other at the Interior Department with health care advocates - Obama said nothing about the abortion issue or the executive order.
If you haven't read William McGurn's beautifully brutal takedown of the "pro-life" Democrats, here's the link.
How far has Stupak fallen? This far.
It doesn't matter, though. Stupak was always going to vote for this thing. As Lemon Kitten points out in the comments, all Stupak wanted was political cover.
And Obama isn't even willing to offer him that in any timely fashion.
Nice work, Democrats. A lot of you ensured your defeat in November by trusting a guy who treats you with contempt even though you just handed him a win. Yeah, that was a good bet.
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Posted by: B. Hussein Obama, King of the World (D) at March 23, 2010 03:33 PM (QKKT0)
The words you hear, the songs you sing
The pictures that give pleasure to your eyes
It's one for all and all for one
We work together, common sons
Never need to wonder how or why
We are the Priests of the Temples of Syrinx
Our great computers fill the hallowed halls
We are the Priests, of the Temples of Syrinx
All the gifts of life are held within our walls
Look around at this world we've made
Equality our stock in trade
Come and join the Brotherhood of Man
Oh, what a nice, contented world
Let the banners be unfurled
Hold the Red Star proudly high in hand
We are the Priests of the Temples of Syrinx
Our great computers fill the hallowed halls
We are the Priests, of the Temples of Syrinx
All the gifts of life are held within our walls
Got to hand it to RUSH (the band), they were way ahead of the curve on this one.
Posted by: Berserker at March 23, 2010 03:33 PM (gWHrG)
Posted by: Ace's liver at March 23, 2010 03:33 PM (XIXhw)
Posted by: B. Hussein Obama, King of the World (D) at March 23, 2010 03:33 PM (QKKT0)
Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at March 23, 2010 03:34 PM (pkldN)
Posted by: BartStupidAsHeck at March 23, 2010 03:34 PM (RZ8pf)
Bart was holding out for cover. Bart Stupak was going sign this thing no matter what.
Integrity? none. Principle? nada.
btw- I must apologize to Benishek, I thought he was just another democrat.
Turns out he's the Republican who will beat Stupak in November.
go Benishek!
Posted by: Lemon Kitten at March 23, 2010 03:35 PM (0fzsA)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 23, 2010 03:35 PM (0GFWk)
Fools.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at March 23, 2010 03:36 PM (otlXg)
But in fairness, to Obamoron, the thing was only signed today; I'm not sure if an EO can be signed referencing a law while it's still a bill; and the DeathPanelStar doesn't really effect abortion as of today.
Or, is abortion a "preexisting condition"?
Posted by: ParisParamus at March 23, 2010 03:36 PM (TFs5o)
Posted by: Methos at March 23, 2010 03:37 PM (Xsi7M)
Posted by: mpfs at March 23, 2010 03:37 PM (QuP9W)
I just hope that doctor kicks his ass in November.
Posted by: Iblis at March 23, 2010 03:37 PM (9221z)
Posted by: ParnoidGirlInSeattle at March 23, 2010 03:38 PM (RZ8pf)
Go ahead Stupak. Just go out to the end of that branch. I won't do anything, honest.
Dude, you don't trust me?
Posted by: B. Hussein Obama, King of the World (D) at March 23, 2010 03:38 PM (QKKT0)
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at March 23, 2010 03:38 PM (otlXg)
(He was really after the airport cash, anyway. Fricken cheap date.....)
Posted by: bigpinkfluffybunny at March 23, 2010 03:38 PM (KWhJd)
I just hope that doctor kicks his ass in November.
Woah: so the reaction to a law which has the government control doctors is to have doctors control the government? Brilliant.
Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at March 23, 2010 03:39 PM (pkldN)
Posted by: t-bird at March 23, 2010 03:39 PM (vyA5h)
Posted by: rdbrewer at March 23, 2010 03:39 PM (rX8+n)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 23, 2010 03:40 PM (0GFWk)
Posted by: mystry at March 23, 2010 03:40 PM (kmgIE)
Turnabout is fair play.
Posted by: Iblis at March 23, 2010 03:40 PM (9221z)
He's a Democrat, all he wanted was some sort of plausible deniability .He most likely always intended to vote for any bill that was put in front of him.
Posted by: Techie at March 23, 2010 03:41 PM (zbH+i)
Posted by: rplat at March 23, 2010 03:42 PM (G1ArL)
Killgore, is that you?
Posted by: B. Hussein Obama, King of the World (D) at March 23, 2010 03:43 PM (QKKT0)
The EO would mean exactly nothing anyway. However, I knew Obama would either never sign this or rescind it shortly after. No way he throws most of his far left base under the bus for 12 dumbass Congressman, most of whom wont even be in office this time next year anyway.
He's already gotten what he wanted, so of course he won't honor the agreement, the man has no honor.
Posted by: Blazer at March 23, 2010 03:44 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: Skye at March 23, 2010 03:44 PM (B/7Jn)
Posted by: DrewM. at March 23, 2010 03:45 PM (9B5OK)
Posted by: The plank is short at March 23, 2010 03:46 PM (pq986)
Congressman Waxman, stop using the following poster identification.
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at March 23, 2010 07:43 PM (bCj4d)
Posted by: Fish at March 23, 2010 03:46 PM (M5t+h)
"Remember it was the southern democrats that wore little white robes and kkkicked in doors."
DEMOCRATS. Make it clear.
Posted by: but who's keepin' track at March 23, 2010 03:47 PM (ucq49)
Posted by: t-bird at March 23, 2010 03:47 PM (BcvUt)
I just hope that doctor kicks his ass in November.
Woah: so the reaction to a law which has the government control doctors is to have doctors control the government? Brilliant.
Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at March 23, 2010 07:39 PM (pkldN)
So anyone with a medical degree is now excluded from government? It's a medical degree, not a felony conviction. BTW, that weed at UCSC must be killa.
Posted by: Jim in San Diego at March 23, 2010 03:47 PM (F09Uo)
vbc, would you happen to have a newsletter that I could perhaps subscribe to? I really like the cut of your jib.
Posted by: Sen. Robert Byrd (D) Wv at March 23, 2010 03:48 PM (t72+4)
November is building up to be a monumental ass whoopin' for the liberal/Marxist.
Just remember, there are no liberal democrats. They are all socialist/Marxist, and the proof is their voting for health care.
Posted by: Fish at March 23, 2010 03:49 PM (M5t+h)
The dems are making up their own rules and laughing like hyenas because they're getting away with it. It's like we're fighting a war against a powerful street gang. The Chicago Way against America.
Posted by: Barbarosa at March 23, 2010 03:50 PM (tKEtn)
>> November is building up to be a monumental ass whoopin' for the liberal/Marxist
Don't get cocky kid
Posted by: Han Solo at March 23, 2010 03:51 PM (+9Rf8)
I just hope that doctor kicks his ass in November.
Woah: so the reaction to a law which has the government control doctors is to have doctors control the government? Brilliant.
So anyone with a medical degree is now excluded from government? It's a medical degree, not a felony conviction. BTW, that weed at UCSC must be killa.
It wasn't sarcastic. It was ment to bring to light to poetic justice of it all.
Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at March 23, 2010 03:52 PM (pkldN)
Posted by: Han Solo at March 23, 2010 07:51 PM (+9Rf
Thank you. I love the kid part. My first combat tour was in 1960.
"All the Way"
Posted by: Fish at March 23, 2010 03:52 PM (M5t+h)
Posted by: mystry at March 23, 2010 03:53 PM (kmgIE)
Berserker, don't forget another:
You won't get something for nothing. You can't have freedom for free. You won't get wise with the sleep still in your eyes no matter what your dream might be.
Posted by: Bosk at March 23, 2010 03:53 PM (pUO5u)
Stupak spelled backwards is Kaputs.
There has to be an attack ad that uses that against him. He even looks like Stuart Smalley. There should be a mock SNL Daily Affirmations skit with Bart Stupak wearing a nametag that says Kaputs and explaining how good he feels about himself after selling his vote for the baby killer bill. It would send a nice fuck you to Al Franken, too. When SNL complained, it would mean even more views.
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at March 23, 2010 03:53 PM (mHQ7T)
You're a brilliant fellow, but I must correct you on 2 points:
"How stupid were Bart Stupak and the other so-called "pro-life Democrats" to get played on this?" (Answer: Not at all.)
How far has Stupak fallen been unmasked?
Posted by: Christoph at March 23, 2010 03:53 PM (0fq7b)
Posted by: Christopher Buckley at March 23, 2010 03:54 PM (Vxrhf)
Posted by: winston at March 23, 2010 03:54 PM (Dq9BS)
"Just remember, there are no liberal democrats. They are all socialist/Marxist, and the proof is their voting for health care. "
You're getting close. ALL DEMONCRAPS, pro-life, blue dogs, etc, are socialist/Marxist, fuck you, we won, POS!
Posted by: the truth hurts at March 23, 2010 03:54 PM (ucq49)
I just hope that doctor kicks his ass in November.
Woah: so the reaction to a law which has the government control doctors is to have doctors control the government? Brilliant.
So anyone with a medical degree is now excluded from government? It's a medical degree, not a felony conviction. BTW, that weed at UCSC must be killa.
It wasn't sarcastic. It was ment to bring to light to poetic justice of it all.
I got ya, but the "Woah" may have thrown some morons.
Posted by: Iblis at March 23, 2010 03:54 PM (9221z)
Posted by: Mike Myers at March 23, 2010 03:54 PM (ktYjH)
Posted by: willow at March 23, 2010 03:55 PM (PtdKQ)
Posted by: ontherocks at March 23, 2010 03:55 PM (HBqDo)
Posted by: Stupe Bartak at March 23, 2010 03:55 PM (PMGbu)
Hey, that's no pig...that's my wife!
Posted by: Dead Henny Youngman at March 23, 2010 03:56 PM (QuP9W)
Posted by: Annabelle at March 23, 2010 03:58 PM (a2N1Y)
Lyin' frakkin' scumbag. Thanks 52%ers!
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 23, 2010 03:59 PM (+UMH8)
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at March 23, 2010 03:59 PM (2jp4I)
Posted by: Christoph at March 23, 2010 03:59 PM (0fq7b)
I got ya, but the "Woah" may have thrown some morons.
yeah in retrospect I'm a dumbass. it's a good thing next semester I'm signed up for "learnin' to reed and rite good on da internetz"
Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at March 23, 2010 03:59 PM (pkldN)
Seriously. There are soon to be tax revolts and all kinds of other revolts coming to a town near you.
Posted by: oh, Hi Mark at March 23, 2010 03:59 PM (WuVvx)
Posted by: Christoph at March 23, 2010 04:00 PM (0fq7b)
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 23, 2010 04:01 PM (2jp4I)
Those demoncrats that voted no, fuck them too.
They only voted no if they were in a Conservative district and we must not let the voters forget their record. Chet Edwards here in Texas is dogmeat.
Posted by: Velvet Ambition at March 23, 2010 04:01 PM (nDF3N)
Posted by: Fish at March 23, 2010 04:01 PM (M5t+h)
It wasn't sarcastic. It was ment to bring to light to poetic justice of it all.
Posted by: dudeinsantacruz at March 23, 2010 07:52 PM (pkldN)
Actually, the "brilliant" part threw me.
Posted by: Jim in San Diego at March 23, 2010 04:02 PM (F09Uo)
Posted by: Old Sailor at March 23, 2010 04:02 PM (/Ft4q)
Posted by: alexthechick at March 23, 2010 07:59 PM
Yeah, and not just for sex.Posted by: Christoph at March 23, 2010 04:02 PM (0fq7b)
Hey, that's no pig...that's my wife!
sorry...she's not THAT big...not as big as that thing on the internet that guys pay to watch eat (1000 lbs?)
Posted by: winston at March 23, 2010 04:02 PM (Dq9BS)
Posted by: mystry at March 23, 2010 04:03 PM (kmgIE)
Posted by: Locus Ceruleus at March 23, 2010 04:03 PM (tzcjs)
Posted by: bergerbilder at March 23, 2010 04:03 PM (S1Ttj)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 23, 2010 07:59 PM (+UMH
So do I, but Barack Obama will continue to have access to the colonoscopies he's just taken away from everybody else. So now you and I have a greater chance of dying from undetected ass cancer than he does.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at March 23, 2010 04:03 PM (Vxrhf)
Posted by: itsonlywords at March 23, 2010 04:04 PM (McpP+)
I'm done with him...quite frankly, he's stupid...
Posted by: winston at March 23, 2010 04:04 PM (Dq9BS)
Posted by: 48%er at March 23, 2010 04:04 PM (gxpfq)
"Let me fuck you now and I will gladly pay you tomorrow."
Tomorrow:
"I said what?"
The bottom line is there are no pro-life or even moderate Democrats. They all are Marxists of one stripe or another. Some just have to lie about it. The mask has slipped, and some of these radical bastards in disguise will be as dangerous as their Oakland counterparts. The enemy is elected Democrats, and it is high time we, let alone moderates and conservatives who vote for these poseurs, realize it.
Stupak never was going to vote against this bill. Stupak never gave a damn about the issue he claimed animated him, only the acquisition of power and what his left-wing impulses actually told him to do.
Posted by: The money ain't on the dresser. at March 23, 2010 04:04 PM (d5KAO)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 23, 2010 04:05 PM (+UMH8)
Now we're mailing him a print of 30 pieces of silver.
Posted by: Mortis at March 23, 2010 04:05 PM (QjuDE)
Are we really surprised?
Posted by: mpur at March 23, 2010 04:05 PM (tr6Dy)
I'm too lazy to link.
I do love the SWeasel.
Posted by: mpfs, I'll take the blue pill please at March 23, 2010 04:05 PM (QuP9W)
Posted by: Christoph at March 23, 2010 07:59 PM (0fq7b)
Aren't you supposed to be sucking off some moosecock or sumthin?
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 23, 2010 04:05 PM (yRUXM)
Posted by: Jim in San Diego at March 23, 2010 04:06 PM (F09Uo)
Posted by: Christoph at March 23, 2010 07:59 PM (0fq7b)
Aren't you supposed to be sucking off some moosecock or sumthin?
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 23, 2010 08:05 PM (yRUXM)
His money's no good as far as the moose are concerned.
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at March 23, 2010 04:07 PM (Vxrhf)
Posted by: Iamnotanalcoholic at March 23, 2010 04:07 PM (2Wa3t)
Stupid? Not. If there's stupidity, it was for believing Stupak's dog and pony show that he milked for months. He did exactly what he said he would do, which is to cave if his "principles" actually stood in the way of "progress."
I hope his district and those pro-lifers remember this and hound him from public service. Then aim for the other "moderates"-in name-only.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at March 23, 2010 04:07 PM (swuwV)
Posted by: Brian at March 23, 2010 04:07 PM (E61c5)
Stupak believes abortion is taking the life if an innocent human being.
Stupak voted for a bill that will take his money to pay for that, for a promise that Obama will issue a flimsy EO that will at best stop the money being spent for exactly at long as the post birth abortion supporting Obama holds it in place.
Oh, and Stupak and co were the deciding votes that could have demanded this be placed in the bill in order to pass.
So, putting the best spin possible on it, Stupak considered getting low quality health 'insurance' for illegal aliens was worth a high probability his tax dollars will be used to pay for murder.
What a man of principle and vision.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 23, 2010 04:08 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: Sean Penn at March 23, 2010 04:08 PM (OkT2m)
Posted by: mpfs, I'll take the blue pill please at March 23, 2010 04:08 PM (QuP9W)
Posted by: Annabelle at March 23, 2010 04:08 PM (a2N1Y)
Posted by: t-bird at March 23, 2010 04:08 PM (BcvUt)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 23, 2010 04:09 PM (+UMH8)
Christoph starts religion bashing and allahpundit like religious debate in 3...2...
Posted by: YRM at March 23, 2010 04:09 PM (rbtaB)
O/T Attention Virginia Morons
Alexandria delegate David Englin was publicizing a comment page to slam Atty Gen. Ken Cuccinelli for filing suit against Zerocare. I tried the link and got a 404 error, so I don't know if that means he removed it or it never was. However, it wouldn't hurt to let Ken know you're behind him. Here's his contact e-mail form: http://tinyurl.com/ylsksha
Posted by: RushBabe at March 23, 2010 04:10 PM (LKkE8)
Posted by: 48%er at March 23, 2010 08:04 PM (gxpfq)
Coburn's idea to deny them appointment to the federal government is a good start, but the problem is there are enough wealthy liberals and activist groups to give them replacement do nothing jobs.
Though one wonders, might a thorough investigation uncover a specific quid pro quo? I would presume that selling a federal vote for the promise of a job is a crime...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 23, 2010 04:11 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 23, 2010 04:11 PM (OkT2m)
Posted by: mpfs, I'll take the blue pill please at March 23, 2010 08:08 PM (QuP9W)
I was in a drunken, depressed state.
OK, I was in jail.
But I was drunk and depressed at least.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 23, 2010 04:11 PM (yRUXM)
Posted by: Annabelle at March 23, 2010 08:08 PM (a2N1Y)
Obama, our glorious leader, has finally given us health care. We will no longer die in the streets like dirty dogs thanks to this saint. Peace be upon him!
Posted by: Snippet from the TV coverage of Obamacare's passage at March 23, 2010 04:13 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: rplat at March 23, 2010 04:13 PM (G1ArL)
/rant
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2010 04:14 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Steve L. at March 23, 2010 04:14 PM (mIIVr)
Posted by: willow at March 23, 2010 08:10 PM (PtdKQ)
227ugh, clean UP! the fkr on Last Thread
Posted by: willow at March 23, 2010 04:15 PM (PtdKQ)
Posted by: Annabelle at March 23, 2010 08:08 PM (a2N1Y)
For some inexplicable reason, I have been drawn to the TV shows and my anger and irritation seems to grow daily. I tried walking my dog on the beach, visiting with friends, and reading, but the magnetic draw to the disaster was compelling.
It must be akin to the rubber-necking drivers that I despise who clog up the freeways to peek at the blood and guts. A friend of over 40 years commented that I seem to be inconsolable with grief for the death of America. His words are true and correct. God Bless America.
Posted by: Fish at March 23, 2010 04:15 PM (M5t+h)
Good question:
How stupid were Bart Stupak and the other so-called "pro-life Democrats" to get played on this?
A better question:
How stupid have the pro-lifers been who have voted Democrats for the last 30 years?
Posted by: Hexenkessel at March 23, 2010 04:15 PM (Qi5EW)
Phone call:
Stupak: Hey, Barack, how come you haven't been answering my calls?
Obama: Stup, let me be clear, I love ya, man, but I lost all my Contacts yesterday off my damn blackberry.
Stupak: Yeah, but don't you have the people who--
*Click*
Posted by: PJ at March 23, 2010 04:16 PM (pizFh)
Posted by: mystry at March 23, 2010 04:16 PM (kmgIE)
OK, I was in jail.
But I was drunk and depressed at least.
At least you weren't as high as giraffe balls this time.
Posted by: mpfs, I'll take the blue pill please at March 23, 2010 04:16 PM (QuP9W)
Posted by: ParnoidGirlInSeattle at March 23, 2010 04:17 PM (RZ8pf)
The ink isn't even dry on TaxYourAssSoicalWelfareCare, and the lies are building up like a swollen sewer pipe.
Posted by: Lemon Kitten at March 23, 2010 04:17 PM (0fzsA)
Dems to Dear Leader: We really luv 'ya, man. But please, please don't come to our districts while we're trying to get re-elected.
Dear Leader to dems: Fuck ya'all. I'm coming.
Posted by: Iamnotanalcoholic at March 23, 2010 04:18 PM (2Wa3t)
Posted by: This is ff at March 23, 2010 04:20 PM (m8h4o)
OK, I was in jail.
But I was drunk and depressed at least.
At least you weren't as high as giraffe balls this time.
Posted by: mpfs, I'll take the blue pill please at March 23, 2010 08:16 PM (QuP9W)
It was a big fuckin' deal.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 23, 2010 04:20 PM (yRUXM)
I had a nasty case of driehaus a couple weeks ago. Took some Pepto-Bismol, stayed hydrated, and it cleared up.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 23, 2010 04:20 PM (n2wxa)
O/T Attention Virginia Morons
Alexandria delegate David Englin was publicizing a comment page to slam Atty Gen. Ken Cuccinelli for filing suit against Zerocare. I tried the link and got a 404 error, so I don't know if that means he removed it or it never was. However, it wouldn't hurt to let Ken know you're behind him. Here's his contact e-mail form: http://tinyurl.com/ylsksha
Posted by: RushBabe at March 23, 2010 08:10 PM (LKkE
Done RushBabe, thanks for the link. I met Cuccinelli in person and talked with him at the first Richmond tea-party, April of last year. At a time when folks had little patience for politicians on both sides of the aisle this man braved the crowds shook hands and listened to people.
He's the real deal.
Posted by: Blazer at March 23, 2010 04:20 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: maddogg at March 23, 2010 04:20 PM (Su9wE)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2010 04:21 PM (UOM48)
It was a big fuckin' deal.
I agree. Don't take it out on me. I'm on your side.
Posted by: mpfs, I'll take the blue pill please at March 23, 2010 04:21 PM (QuP9W)
121 Stupak doesn't care if it's signed or not. He just needed to be able to tell his constituents that he tried and the bastard lied to him. It makes him look sympathetic.
No, it makes him look like a dull moron.
Posted by: maddogg at March 23, 2010 04:22 PM (Su9wE)
WHY DOESN'T CASEY (D-PA) HAVE TO EXPLAIN HIS VOTE FOR THIS IN THE SENATE?
He's supposedly 'pro-life,' too, but everyone seems to have forgotten about him.
Posted by: This is ff at March 23, 2010 04:22 PM (7/lTI)
Herr's words, not mine.
And with those words, I took myself out of any consideration for higher office, of course.
Well, that and the rap sheet. But mostly the rap sheet.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 23, 2010 04:22 PM (yRUXM)
That dick O'Reilly will not let go of the so-called "slurs" against the CBC and Barney Frank.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2010 08:21 PM (UOM4
My question for O'Reilly. Convince me Barney Frank is not a cocksucker.
Posted by: Fish at March 23, 2010 04:22 PM (M5t+h)
Thanks, 52% worthless crapweasels.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2010 04:23 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 23, 2010 04:24 PM (0GFWk)
Posted by: MB at March 23, 2010 04:24 PM (RwpbN)
Posted by: Pelayo at March 23, 2010 04:24 PM (C8qIl)
remember when that was the p.c. term for deaf peeps -- hard of hearing?
then it was hearing impaired, and now it's something like auditorily challenged, or some shit
Posted by: This is ff at March 23, 2010 04:24 PM (m8h4o)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 23, 2010 08:24 PM (0GFWk)
Nevergiveup, ask Bart Stupak.
Posted by: Fish at March 23, 2010 04:24 PM (M5t+h)
Because Casey Jr just took the pro-life reputation from his father. He doesn't really believe it himself.
Posted by: Kratos (missing from the side of Mt Olympus) at March 23, 2010 04:25 PM (otlXg)
A better question:
How stupid have the pro-lifers been who have voted Democrats for the last 30 years?
The freebies from the government outweigh their principles.
Posted by: incognito at March 23, 2010 04:25 PM (u6X4c)
Posted by: BSR at March 23, 2010 04:25 PM (AysYp)
Posted by: newser at March 23, 2010 04:25 PM (D2axM)
Because he is an empty suit who does what he is told. He is NOT his father.
Posted by: mpfs, I'll take the blue pill please at March 23, 2010 04:25 PM (QuP9W)
Posted by: Rat Patrol at March 23, 2010 04:26 PM (dQdrY)
Posted by: The money ain't on the dresser. at March 23, 2010 04:26 PM (d5KAO)
Posted by: This is ff at March 23, 2010 04:26 PM (m8h4o)
Blank pieces of paper can also be used to create a festive atmosphere.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 23, 2010 04:27 PM (yRUXM)
Posted by: CDR M at March 23, 2010 04:27 PM (cvmTR)
Posted by: This is ff at March 23, 2010 04:27 PM (7/lTI)
NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Posted by: John Boehner at March 23, 2010 04:28 PM (yRUXM)
Posted by: BSR at March 23, 2010 04:28 PM (AysYp)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2010 08:21 PM (UOM4
When random people call Republicans names - not news.
When random people call Democrats names - big news
Oh yes, FoxNews is nothing but a shill for those dastardly Republicans.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 23, 2010 04:28 PM (bgcml)
Is O'Reilly still touching and propositioning Factor interns, or did the cash settlement make him a changed man, much like the stripper diddler Tiger "Spank My Monkey" Woods?
Posted by: Fish at March 23, 2010 04:29 PM (M5t+h)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2010 04:29 PM (UOM48)
But, but I supported and even hugged him on stage!
Posted by: Charlie Crist at March 23, 2010 04:29 PM (cvmTR)
O/T Attention Virginia Morons
Alexandria delegate David Englin was publicizing a comment page to slam Atty Gen. Ken Cuccinelli for filing suit against Zerocare. I tried the link and got a 404 error, so I don't know if that means he removed it or it never was. However, it wouldn't hurt to let Ken know you're behind him. Here's his contact e-mail form: http://tinyurl.com/ylsksha
I'm an AZ Moron but sent a note of thanks anyway. :-)
Posted by: incognito at March 23, 2010 04:30 PM (u6X4c)
Just wait'll the Amnesty crap.
Obama and the rest of the phony bleedin' hearts will be dragging up all kinds of poor bastards to use them as props.
"This is little Julio. His mother died while crossing the border illegally and his dad works as a day laborer. Let's pass immigration reform for little Julio!"
Posted by: This is ff at March 23, 2010 04:30 PM (7/lTI)
Besides the commercials, I got a notice telling me I would receive the census form and how important it is to fill it out and return it promptly, yada, yada, yada. Then I got the form itself, telling me to report how many people live in my house on April1st (which you will note isn't here yet). Today I got a postcard (dated 22 March) telling me the form was recently mailed, how important it is to fill it out and return it and if I hadn't done so yet I should, now. It still isn't April 1st yet.
Posted by: Retread at March 23, 2010 04:30 PM (Ekh+I)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: The Entire Cast Of Jersey Shore at March 23, 2010 04:32 PM (t72+4)
Posted by: Tim Johnson at March 23, 2010 04:32 PM (bgcml)
>>>"Indoor tanning salons will charge customers a 10 percent tax beginning today..."
just more of Obama's economic stimulus!
Posted by: This is ff at March 23, 2010 04:32 PM (m8h4o)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Yes, a lot of them are..some chains but a lot of small business. Watch a wave of them go tits up (excuse the expression).
Posted by: mpfs, I'll take the blue pill please at March 23, 2010 04:32 PM (QuP9W)
Posted by: Uma Pemmaraju at March 23, 2010 04:33 PM (M5t+h)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2010 04:33 PM (UOM48)
Indoor tanning salons will charge customers a 10 percent tax beginning today in just one of the changes Americans will see as a result of the U.S. health-care overhaul signed into law by President Barack Obama.
Avenge me boys! AVENGE MEEEEE !!!!
Posted by: George Hamilton at March 23, 2010 04:34 PM (t72+4)
I got a postcard from the Census Bureau in yeterday's mail, just to remind me to fill out the form and thanking me if I already had.
Premature congratulations.
Posted by: Ray-man at March 23, 2010 04:36 PM (ahNnB)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 23, 2010 04:36 PM (yRUXM)
Posted by: x11b1p at March 23, 2010 04:36 PM (WYuR3)
Posted by: Jollyroger at March 23, 2010 04:37 PM (3j9X5)
This is little Elian. His mother died while swimming to freedom in the United States. His dad works as a shill for a totalitarian dictatorship, and Clinton shipped Elian's ass back to Cuba to be a serf. Julio can head back to his homeland, and take his criminal father with him.
Julio should count himself lucky we're not Mexico, and don't shoot border crossers on sight.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 23, 2010 04:37 PM (n2wxa)
Posted by: Ray-man at March 23, 2010 08:36 PM (ahNnB)
Hey, premature ejaculations are my style Ray-man, and I learned the art at Katie's with the blond bimbo waitress.
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 23, 2010 04:37 PM (M5t+h)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 23, 2010 08:36 PM (yRUXM)
Skin Cancer. Soon, they'll require you to wear long sleeves, gloves, pants, hats and shoes out in public so they can bend the skin cancer treatment cost curve down.
Posted by: CDR M at March 23, 2010 04:38 PM (cvmTR)
I'm still working on how they can ban interstate commerce in health insurance, then regulate the hell out of it.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 23, 2010 04:38 PM (n2wxa)
Posted by: conscious and trying to control my anger at March 23, 2010 04:39 PM (Vu6sl)
Well, if Clinton didn't send Elian back to Cuba, Algore mighta won Florida.
So, it was a good trade.
Posted by: This is ff at March 23, 2010 04:39 PM (7/lTI)
Posted by: Annabelle at March 23, 2010 04:40 PM (YWh9v)
Posted by: Jollyroger at March 23, 2010 04:40 PM (3j9X5)
"Skin Cancer. Soon, they'll require you to wear long sleeves, gloves, pants, hats and shoes out in public so they can bend the skin cancer treatment cost curve down."
Or just let you die quickly if you get cancer - there is no cure only remission.
Posted by: x11b1p at March 23, 2010 04:40 PM (WYuR3)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz
Now that made my brain hurt.
Posted by: mpfs, I'll take the blue pill please at March 23, 2010 04:41 PM (QuP9W)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 23, 2010 08:36 PM (yRUXM)
Sex workers often cross state lines to service the elite.
Posted by: Rat Patrol at March 23, 2010 04:41 PM (dQdrY)
It also affects people who live above certain latitudes. *coughAlaskacough*
Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 23, 2010 04:41 PM (OkT2m)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 23, 2010 08:36 PM (yRUXM)
Well and good, but "cancer" is not commerce. It's a disease.
"Tanning" can be commerce, but unless somebody screwed up the land survey, it's not interstate.
This makes no sense. It's almost like they've never read the Constitution.
Ooooohhhh........
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 23, 2010 04:41 PM (yRUXM)
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at March 23, 2010 04:41 PM (kmEfr)
She called me again tonight. I saw her name on caller ID and ignored it again. It's honestly for her own good. She does not want to speak with me now.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2010 04:41 PM (UOM48)
Skin Cancer. Soon, they'll
require you to wear long sleeves, gloves, pants, hats and shoes out in
public so they can bend the skin cancer treatment cost curve down.
Posted by: CDR M at March 23, 2010 08:38 PM (cvmTR)
Can we suggest a small alteration to appease our oppression minority group? Why, we have a tradition of making garments that would help you in keeping, uh costs down. If you understand my point. Oh, and our burkas are very environmentally friendly...
Posted by: The Islamists at March 23, 2010 04:41 PM (bgcml)
If you're in a machine in Michigan, you're not on a flight to Tampa.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 23, 2010 04:41 PM (OkT2m)
Posted by: Jollyroger at March 23, 2010 04:42 PM (3j9X5)
Speaking of Mexico...
Did you know Clinton (I think Bill) was sent to Mexico to talk the president about border security?
Another one of those 'wink-wink' deals where the president of Mexico promises to crack down on border-crossers, I suspect.
And the Republicans and 'blue-dogs' will eat it up, of course.
Posted by: This is ff at March 23, 2010 04:43 PM (7/lTI)
Posted by: CDR M at March 23, 2010 04:45 PM (cvmTR)
Posted by: BSR at March 23, 2010 04:45 PM (AysYp)
Dr K up next on the asshole's show, and I'm speaking of O'Reillly.
Posted by: Fish at March 23, 2010 04:45 PM (M5t+h)
Posted by: Rat Patrol at March 23, 2010 04:45 PM (dQdrY)
Oh, Inspector, here are your winnings.
And the airports will look real nice.
Posted by: Inspector Renuo at March 23, 2010 04:45 PM (2+9Yx)
Posted by: mpfs, I'll take the blue pill please at March 23, 2010 04:46 PM (QuP9W)
Posted by: anna at March 23, 2010 04:46 PM (ZQMSo)
Posted by: Annabelle at March 23, 2010 04:46 PM (YWh9v)
I call it "The Governor's Tax on the Statistically Illiterate".
Then I buy my numbers.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 23, 2010 04:47 PM (yRUXM)
Posted by: the shoutout indians at March 23, 2010 04:47 PM (ympF8)
yeah, BSR, it was like 527, I think.
Shipping Elian back to Cuba surely had a positive impact on George Bush's vote totals in Miami.
Posted by: This is ff at March 23, 2010 04:47 PM (m8h4o)
Oh, how I hope that in '12 when we have a President Paul Ryan or *fill in the blank* we'll see Teh Mustach as Sec. of State. Sigh.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2010 04:47 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Inspector Renuo
But will the trains run on time?
Posted by: mpfs, I'll take the blue pill please at March 23, 2010 04:47 PM (QuP9W)
Posted by: Countrysquire at March 23, 2010 04:47 PM (aMdQJ)
Our AG and Governor are good little Dem toadies. They announced today that we will not be involved in these silly lawsuits. That's a really good call in an election year in the reddest of the red states.
Posted by: Steve L. at March 23, 2010 04:48 PM (mIIVr)
Posted by: BSR at March 23, 2010 04:48 PM (AysYp)
Posted by: Flavius Julius at March 23, 2010 04:48 PM (IrdrP)
I think the Miami (Herald?) newspaper did their own independent tally of votes in early 2001 and they came up with Bush +1100.
Posted by: This is ff at March 23, 2010 04:49 PM (7/lTI)
Posted by: Flavius Julius at March 23, 2010 08:48 PM (IrdrP)
That will be covered in a future amendment. All beaches will charge a 10% sunning tax.
Posted by: CDR M at March 23, 2010 04:49 PM (cvmTR)
@41: "What he and the other members of his supposed gang did on the vote should NEVER be forgotten."
Agreed. Master strokes should always be applauded. He gave the Left their dream legislation, and he shattered the dreams of millions in the process. You do have to hand it to the guy - as far as betrayals go, that one was a real Mona Lisa.
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at March 23, 2010 04:49 PM (kmEfr)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2010 04:50 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: mpfs, I'll take the blue pill please at March 23, 2010 04:50 PM (QuP9W)
Certainly, a case could be made that this is racist.
And that case would be a hell of a lot less laughable than some of the other racial discrimination cases that have succeeded.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 23, 2010 04:50 PM (yRUXM)
Posted by: Dan Rather at March 23, 2010 04:51 PM (IrdrP)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2010 04:51 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: CDR M at March 23, 2010 04:51 PM (cvmTR)
Posted by: John Boehner at March 23, 2010 04:51 PM (d5KAO)
The indoor tanning salons as opposed to the outdoor tanning salons?
You don't think they'll tax the beach-goers, next? After all, they are increasing their risk of skin cancer, thus adding to costs of health care. Now that Uncle Sam is in charge of health care, he's got the right to tell us how to live.
Or maybe they'll tax the sun...along with the taxing the air we breathe with Cap & Trade.
Posted by: This is ff at March 23, 2010 04:52 PM (7/lTI)
They took that out.
Really, the tax on people with Season Affective Disorder is brilliant. They'll be too depressed to do anything about it.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 23, 2010 04:52 PM (OkT2m)
Taxing sunlight. It's only a matter of time.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 23, 2010 04:53 PM (yFaRW)
Posted by: Anne Burrell at March 23, 2010 04:53 PM (aMdQJ)
Posted by: Jollyroger at March 23, 2010 08:40 PM (3j9X5)
This is, no doubt, the intent. Taxes on white people are good, after all, to punish them for past sins.
Food taxes will come next, if they're not already included. Perhaps it's time to select an ethnic food of a darker race and get used to it, so that I can escape the new fees that will be applied to foods commonly eaten by whites.
Posted by: Reactionary at March 23, 2010 04:53 PM (4nbyM)
Posted by: Rat Patrol at March 23, 2010 04:53 PM (dQdrY)
Posted by: Fish at March 23, 2010 04:53 PM (M5t+h)
That Stupak is a fucking psychopath. I'm surprised that he doesn't foam at the mouth like a mad dog.
The only way he can retain any semplance of honor is to committ hari-kari in a Toyota.
Posted by: TexasJew at March 23, 2010 04:53 PM (h22YH)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 23, 2010 04:53 PM (yRUXM)
Posted by: Baracky at March 23, 2010 04:54 PM (AnTyA)
Posted by: Inspector Renuo
But will the trains run on time?
There are NO trains in the U P of Michigan, so Bart doesn't give a shit.
Posted by: Bubba at March 23, 2010 04:54 PM (2+9Yx)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2010 04:54 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: mpfs, I'll take the blue pill please at March 23, 2010 04:54 PM (QuP9W)
Posted by: alaska trash at March 23, 2010 04:55 PM (Ubodl)
There are lard-based ethnic cuisines. I'm loving the "unintended consequences" here.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 23, 2010 04:55 PM (OkT2m)
Posted by: mpfs, I'll take the blue pill please at March 23, 2010 08:54 PM (QuP9W)
Your tits are fine. Pasty, but fine.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 23, 2010 04:55 PM (yRUXM)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2010 08:54 PM (UOM4
Much better than the first episode. The Sarge is one mean badass. Bare handing the hot machine gun barrel to mow down a couple hundred Japanese.
Posted by: CDR M at March 23, 2010 04:56 PM (cvmTR)
Posted by: Naomi Wolf at March 23, 2010 04:56 PM (d5KAO)
Posted by: Flavius Julius at March 23, 2010 04:56 PM (IrdrP)
They can still climb into the things, right?
Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 23, 2010 04:56 PM (OkT2m)
Posted by: mpfs, I'll take the blue pill please at March 23, 2010 04:56 PM (QuP9W)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2010 04:56 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 23, 2010 08:50 PM (yRUXM)
Not that it's merit would matter. They could pass a law sponsoring people to beat up or murder whites, and the courts would let it stand. Whites, and to a lesser extent Asians, are fair game.
Posted by: Reactionary at March 23, 2010 04:57 PM (4nbyM)
Posted by: mystry at March 23, 2010 04:57 PM (kmgIE)
Posted by: CDR M at March 23, 2010 04:57 PM (cvmTR)
Posted by: mystry at March 23, 2010 08:57 PM (kmgIE)
How do you know you got the real deal?
Posted by: CDR M at March 23, 2010 04:58 PM (cvmTR)
Fucking nothing.
There are no chains, all small businesses which will either not know about the tax or not collect it.
Find me and fine me?
The cost of collecting will exceed the collection.
Hi, I Betty Sue with Betty Sue's Tanning salon. I am a hippie, where do I send my tax cause I love that dark skinned guy who is our leader.
Fat chance.
Posted by: Bubba at March 23, 2010 05:00 PM (2+9Yx)
You know, even by my standards that guy Stupak is one SOB.
I can't wait to get my hands on him. That's going to be FUN!
Posted by: Old Scratch at March 23, 2010 05:00 PM (aDdAT)
Thank you, Saul Alinsky.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 23, 2010 05:00 PM (yRUXM)
Posted by: The plank is short at March 23, 2010 05:00 PM (pq986)
@185: "Can anyone explain to me how one can "tan" in interstate commerce?"
Yeah, go to the Four Corners with a tanning bed and a generator.
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at March 23, 2010 05:01 PM (kmEfr)
Posted by: mystry at March 23, 2010 05:01 PM (kmgIE)
Hmmm. History Channel has "Sniper: Inside the Crosshairs." Wonder if they'll put a lefty spin on it?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2010 05:01 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: The plank is short at March 23, 2010 09:00 PM (pq986)
I'm pretty sure your medicare/aid taxes go up right away as well.
Posted by: CDR M at March 23, 2010 05:01 PM (cvmTR)
Posted by: The plank is short at March 23, 2010 09:00 PM (pq986)
We passed this bill so you'd know what was in it.
Now go fuck your mother.
Posted by: San Fran Nan at March 23, 2010 05:01 PM (yRUXM)
Posted by: BSR at March 23, 2010 05:01 PM (AysYp)
He is right the VAT is next. It's T"he cure".
Actually, it is a regressive tax that makes Obama's peoples pay tax.
Not a bad idea, if we get a reduction in other taxes.
Yeah, right.
Posted by: Kemp at March 23, 2010 05:02 PM (2+9Yx)
They know about it.
Most states have some sort of inspection/licensing scheme for salons, most owners read industry publications...
Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 23, 2010 05:03 PM (OkT2m)
Posted by: mystry at March 23, 2010 09:01 PM (kmgIE)
So the difference between a good one and a cheap one is what? The shape of the filaments?
Posted by: CDR M at March 23, 2010 05:03 PM (cvmTR)
OUT-tanning salons
IN-nude outdoor tanning.
Works for me Di. We have several of those colonies in the county.
Posted by: mpfs, I'll take the blue pill please at March 23, 2010 05:03 PM (QuP9W)
They'll do like crap-and-tax and give cash payments to those peoples to "compensate for loss of purchasing power."
crap-and-tax is next week, I believe.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 23, 2010 05:04 PM (OkT2m)
Posted by: CDR M at March 23, 2010 05:05 PM (cvmTR)
I hate abortion - as I believe that we must assume human life to start at conception. It offends me, and I think it should be against the law.
That said, perhaps in the end there is some benefit to allowing the Liberals have their way. Indeed, I suggest that we should reserve abortion rights exclusively for the leftists - they can enjoy elite status. And they can kill their own babies. If studies are to be believed, they'll also worsen their odds of getting breast cancer. Ultimately, allowing the leftists to murder their own children helps to erase them from America. It's ugly, it's wrong, but ultimately it may be beneficial.
Posted by: Reactionary at March 23, 2010 05:06 PM (4nbyM)
A and the Repubs should follow with:
This is Sally, Bobby, Michael, Jennifer, Shawneequa, DaShawn, Shurzell, and Mercedes. Their parents were killed by illegal alien drunk drivers.
And this is little Joey, Sam, Tom, Penny, Kenyatta, and Jazzclit. Their daddies are now unemployed because illegal alien took their jobs for less.
And here is Billy, Sue, Connie, Johnny, Keshawn, and Lexus. They are homeless because the hospitable where their parents worked closed because illegal aliens bankrupted it.
Posted by: TexBob at March 23, 2010 05:06 PM (2jp4I)
Posted by: mystry at March 23, 2010 05:06 PM (kmgIE)
They plan to make us all blind with their shitty light bulbs, then force us to work in the darkness of their huge portobello mushroom factories underground, like a termite colony. We will be forced to give our seed to the huge-assed Queen (Michelle) and then have our heads bitten off by Orzsag clones wearing rubber aprons and nerd glasses.
By the way, all this was in the Constitution, in the fine print.
Posted by: TexasJew at March 23, 2010 05:06 PM (h22YH)
Posted by: Flavius Julius at March 23, 2010 05:07 PM (IrdrP)
Posted by: CDR M at March 23, 2010 05:07 PM (cvmTR)
Posted by: CDR M at March 23, 2010 09:07 PM (cvmTR)
The Soviet Constitution was pretty impressive. They just didn't mean it either.
Posted by: Rat Patrol at March 23, 2010 05:10 PM (dQdrY)
@282: "Let's just say - I'd never lend Obumbles money."
Lucky you! The Messiah ain't asking, he's just taking.
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at March 23, 2010 05:10 PM (kmEfr)
The Soviet Constitution was pretty impressive. They just didn't mean it either.
Posted by: Rat Patrol at March 23, 2010 09:10 PM (dQdrY)
That was just one page though right?
Posted by: CDR M at March 23, 2010 05:11 PM (cvmTR)
Posted by: mystry at March 23, 2010 05:11 PM (kmgIE)
Posted by: Jeapordy Contestant at March 23, 2010 05:12 PM (zMVot)
@284: "It's ugly, it's wrong, but ultimately it may be beneficial."
May be? Since no one else seems to have the desire to off Lefties, it's nice of them to step up and do it for us.
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at March 23, 2010 05:13 PM (kmEfr)
That is an excellent idea, which is why it won't happen. Sigh.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 23, 2010 05:13 PM (OkT2m)
Small businesses file taxes quarterly, no? There's 17k new IRS agents to examine the papers from "Bob's Tanning and Lube" and ask where their 10% is.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 23, 2010 05:15 PM (OkT2m)
Posted by: mystry at March 23, 2010 09:11 PM (kmgIE)
The new bulbs suck ass. Just like all flourescent lighting. It's sh*t. And they DO NOT last as long as advertised. Not even close. And good luck taking them back to the store if they fail prematurely. The absurdity of legislating light bulbs is just one more way our beloved "representatives" screw us over for no gain at all. Bastards. After we get deathcare repealed we need to institute a 30 period where the congress meets only 1 week per year, and the only thing those worthless pukes can do is REPEAL laws. No new ones may be passed. We have enough laws.
Posted by: Reactionary at March 23, 2010 05:15 PM (4nbyM)
Now go fuck your mother.
Posted by: San Fran Nan at March 23, 2010 09:01 PM (yRUXM)
I'd rather fuck her, than you. Any day of the week, you repulsive walking bag of botoxed evil. BTW, do you use polygrip to hold those enormous teeth of yours in?
Posted by: Unclefacts, Purveyor of Fine Meteors at March 23, 2010 05:16 PM (erIg9)
Wow, Jane - I didn't realize the gingers had some say in this adminstration.
Posted by: Jean at March 23, 2010 05:16 PM (CPefM)
Posted by: Flavius Julius at March 23, 2010 05:17 PM (IrdrP)
That was just one page though right?
Posted by: CDR M at March 23, 2010 09:11 PM (cvmTR)
There are 146 Articles, plus ammendments. Wordy bastards, actually.
Posted by: Rat Patrol at March 23, 2010 05:17 PM (dQdrY)
Posted by: CDR M at March 23, 2010 05:17 PM (cvmTR)
May be? Since no one else seems to have the desire to off Lefties, it's nice of them to step up and do it for us.
Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at March 23, 2010 09:13 PM (kmEfr)
I (and many others) certainly have the desire, but dare not express it with any specifics. Tends to draw negative attention. But there's no law against preparing the means to do the job should they force us to act in our own defense. Remember - gun/ammo restrictions are coming soon. Stock up on ammo, magazines, and fire arms while they may be had. And body armor - preferably level IV if you can get it.
Posted by: Reactionary at March 23, 2010 05:19 PM (4nbyM)
Posted by: Flavius Julius at March 23, 2010 05:21 PM (IrdrP)
I'm going out tomorrow and stock up on real lightbulbs.
First they came for our tanning beds, then our pools and beaches, then our lightbulbs. Bastards.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2010 05:21 PM (UOM48)
AP---Washington, Jan.27, 2011
President-for-Life Barack Obama announced tonight that his administration had achieving its goal of cutting health insurance premiums for the average family by $2500, through "forceful cost cutting that has allowed us to increase premiums by only 3000%, not the 4000% that would have been necessary had we not taken bold steps to pass last year's historic legislation."
"It's like Christmas all over again!", said a smiling Shirley Jackson Lee. "Better than Kwanza!", cheered Jizzy Jackson, Jr.
In related news the Administration has adopted new immigration regulations requiring all Americans to obtain costly exit visas before leaving the country, a step some say was prompted by the huge exodus of medical professionals following major cuts in Medicare and Medicaid payments to physicians and hospitals.
Sophisticated MRI equipment, once used around the clock to help defray its high purchase costs, is now being taken out of service due to lack of trained personnel to operate it, leading physicians to resume the long-abandoned practice of "exploratory surgery"--a procedure now requiring months of wait due to surgeons fleeing the United States.
"Thank God Congress now has its own hospital, medical staff and the best of equipment," said a cheerful Dennis Kucinich. "No Bangladesh-trained sawbones is gonna cut me unless its absolutely necessary."
Posted by: Kent Brockman at March 23, 2010 05:22 PM (3sB5l)
Posted by: Angry Villagers at March 23, 2010 05:23 PM (h22YH)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 23, 2010 09:21 PM (UOM4
Who'da thought there would be a need to set up a black market for farkin' light bulbs??? I wonder if you can still get the real thing in Mexico... I assume Canada has already banned them.
Posted by: Reactionary at March 23, 2010 05:23 PM (4nbyM)
Posted by: newser at March 23, 2010 05:24 PM (D2axM)
wtf?
I just got a certified letter from some old slag named Nancy Pelosi that I have to pay a 40 trillion dollar tax by next Tuesday.
Posted by: The Sun at March 23, 2010 05:26 PM (h22YH)
Posted by: ford at March 23, 2010 05:44 PM (Ki7fm)
Posted by: bill at March 23, 2010 06:17 PM (x49/7)
But I liked Stupid's defense of Planned Parenthood. He's pretty good on that segregation of funds ... I bet he's been in discussions with Hamas and Hezbollah, learning how to split the terrorist and political wings *wink, wink* for public consumption. Disgusting.
But ... that's what we get with these despicable, lying scumbags. It's a congenital disease. They can't help themselves. They were born broken.
Posted by: progressoverpeace at March 23, 2010 06:32 PM (A46hP)
Posted by: Rick N at March 23, 2010 06:32 PM (xai21)
Posted by: Rick N at March 23, 2010 10:32 PM (xai21)
That last ultrasound, where Stupid swears the fetus was giving him the finger, really ticked him off. That was the last straw.
Posted by: progressoverpeace at March 23, 2010 06:37 PM (A46hP)
Stupak's not stupid.......WE ARE. We had a looooong
run with dreaming that Obama would fall on his
face........and he, the Dems, the MSM are kicking ours
in. Shithead McCain comes out with an impotent
angry statement today(YAY) then goes on TV tonite
to promise he really won't stand in the way of "impor-
tant" Obama bills. This is the shit we will eat for the
rest of my days. Your anger is fine. Just realize that
you are letting off steam....important to sanity, but
as effective as jerking off in the corner. That's where
Conservatism is in this "Obamaland"
Posted by: grizzlybare at March 23, 2010 06:42 PM (i2RPK)
Posted by: Obamabot at March 23, 2010 06:51 PM (RykTt)
Posted by: Purple Avenger at March 23, 2010 06:57 PM (JY9lM)
Darth Rove 10:43 ...."..throw that motherfucker
out in 2012." Let's pass you a Kleenex. I'm with
you in spirit......but you're jerking off in the corner.
There isn't ONE goddamn literate, charismatic
spokesman for us on the national stage!
Posted by: grizzlybare at March 23, 2010 07:11 PM (i2RPK)
There isn't ONE goddamn literate, charismatic
spokesman for us on the national stage!
----------------------------
Guess we'll just have to go for competent, then.
Seriously, you think glib is wearing well on folks these days?
Posted by: schizuki at March 23, 2010 07:28 PM (VE5tZ)
Posted by: Gary B at March 23, 2010 07:29 PM (1gWfF)
Posted by: Sol at March 23, 2010 07:32 PM (jsZzs)
Gul darn it. Hubby and I just started slammin' doors and goin' to bed mad because he wants to manipulate and I just wanna say numbers and ignore the rest of the damn census.
Damn these mfkrs for invading my privacy, my evening, my life. GET OUTTA MY LIFE!
Posted by: Derak at March 23, 2010 07:41 PM (sPWq2)
Posted by: Derak at March 23, 2010 07:44 PM (sPWq2)
Posted by: Derak at March 23, 2010 11:44 PM (sPWq2)
I'd be happy if I never saw another conservative apologize for anything.
Posted by: Rat Patrol at March 23, 2010 07:54 PM (dQdrY)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 23, 2010 07:54 PM (KdA1d)
Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at March 23, 2010 10:18 PM (GuEGK)
Posted by: Çet at April 26, 2010 01:38 PM (td/6J)
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Radii 420 Top $79
Radii Straight Jackets $83
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hahahaha; checks in the mail sukaa!
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