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September 04, 2010

Smartest Administration Evah Can't Get Oval Office Rug Quote Attribution Right
— DrewM

I can't wait to see how Obama tries to blame this on the previous administration.

A mistake has been made in the Oval Office makeover that goes beyond the beige.
President Obama's new presidential rug seemed beyond reproach, with quotations from Abraham Lincoln, Theodore Roosevelt, Franklin Roosevelt, John F. Kennedy and the Rev. Martin Luther King Jr. woven along its curved edge.
"The arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends toward justice." According media reports, this quote keeping Obama company on his wheat-colored carpet is from King.
Except it's not a King quote. The words belong to a long-gone Bostonian champion of social progress. His roots in the republic ran so deep that his grandfather commanded the Minutemen at the Battle of Lexington.
For the record, Theodore Parker is your man, President Obama.

Just add it to the list of "If Bush had done it...."

Addition by lauraw: On Twitter, the Obama Rug Quotes thread.

My favorites so far, from Nathan Wurtzel:

"Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads." - Senator Edward Kennedy #ObamaRugQuotes
"Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, hear the lamentations of their women." - Mohandas Gandhi #ObamaRugQuotes

Posted by: DrewM at 11:44 AM | Comments (409)
Post contains 218 words, total size 2 kb.

1 Rug-gate

Posted by: Vic at September 04, 2010 11:46 AM (/jbAw)

2 Who gives a shit. I'm on vacation.

Posted by: O'Dipshit at September 04, 2010 11:49 AM (YmdLx)

3 At theses all those folks under the bus will soon have a new rug.

Posted by: eman at September 04, 2010 11:50 AM (BzJFj)

4 theses? meant "least" Hmm, must bing "brain tumors"

Posted by: eman at September 04, 2010 11:52 AM (BzJFj)

5 National Bacon Day - today!

Posted by: Red Hen at September 04, 2010 11:52 AM (3rFxg)

6 Drew Parker had a different quote. "I do not pretend to understand the moral universe. The arc is a long one. My eye reaches but little ways. I cannot calculate the curve and complete the figure by experience of sight. I can divine it by conscience. And from what I see I am sure it bends toward justice." That is what the great liberal progressive Abolitionist preacher said in his sermon. Drew don't you ever fact check ?? A bit of a hair trigger on this.

Posted by: denny crane at September 04, 2010 11:54 AM (I+7Zv)

7 Hooray for National Bacon Day! my dogs applaud that holiday

Posted by: NotAMolly at September 04, 2010 11:55 AM (ADJFU)

8 A bit of a hair trigger on this.

Posted by: denny crane at September 04, 2010 03:54 PM (I+7Zv)

That was your ejaculate, benny.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 04, 2010 11:55 AM (rbfTh)

9 For the record Drew will you update this ? Proper analysis can only be done with an absence of emotion.

Posted by: denny crane at September 04, 2010 11:56 AM (I+7Zv)

10 Thomas Parker NEVER said those exact words

Posted by: denny crane at September 04, 2010 11:58 AM (I+7Zv)

11 Columnist at PajamasMedia called this, "The Audacity of Taupe."

Posted by: madamex at September 04, 2010 11:58 AM (fZcuE)

12 My rug when I take the White House::

"Can't I just eat my waffle?"
"This is a big fucking deal"
"We have to pass the bill to see what's in it"
"For the first time in my adult life, I'm really proud of my country"
"Roses are red, violets are blew, the AV guys, are being blown by Ace".

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 04, 2010 11:59 AM (JGPEc)

13 Well, there are morons, and then there are MORONS. Denny Crane is in a class by himself.

Posted by: Buford at September 04, 2010 12:00 PM (yx+GP)

14 Odumbo strikes again.

What's he going to do when he figures out it was some white guy preacher whose quote he stole.

MLK was a big fan of Parker, said so on several occasions, and often quoted him, with attribution, I might add. Parker was an abolitionist, a white guy appalled by slavery.

More than can be said about the Democrats in the mid 1800s.

Posted by: bill-tb at September 04, 2010 12:00 PM (g0QB8)

15 Obama will claim he inherited being a retard from the previous administration.

Posted by: robtr at September 04, 2010 12:01 PM (fwSHf)

16 For the record Drew will you update this ?

He links the article which says substantially what you're bleating about, but still concedes the phrase to Parker.

You fucking imbecile.

Posted by: Waterhouse at September 04, 2010 12:01 PM (p9qDi)

My WH rug will have "Don't Tread On Me" as the quote. Its a great reference point in American culture and it will keep people from getting the rug dirty.

Win-win!

Posted by: Cicero at September 04, 2010 12:02 PM (QKKT0)

18 That rug really ties the room together.

Posted by: The Dude at September 04, 2010 12:03 PM (yhlnw)

19 I'm really surprised he attributed any of the quotes to anyone but his iWon-ness.

Posted by: torabora at September 04, 2010 12:03 PM (LythL)

20 I'm kind of surprised he didn't go for an O-stika instead of the presidential eagle.

Posted by: Cicero at September 04, 2010 12:04 PM (QKKT0)

21 Looks like denny crane's Girl Scout meeting got canceled.

Posted by: Cicero at September 04, 2010 12:05 PM (QKKT0)

I want the turd-colored Quotation Rug gone, and the fluorescent orange shag wall-to-wall carpeting gone, and the overstuffed leopard-hide couch-and-loveseat combo gone, and the purple leather-upholstered wet bar gone, and that random forest of tube-shaped glass lamps hanging from the ceiling gone. And also, every last bit of chrome.

I want the Oval Orifice to look Presidential again.

Posted by: Wm T Sherman at September 04, 2010 12:05 PM (tm15w)

23 Who cares? He'll just pray on it five times a day.

Posted by: nickless at September 04, 2010 12:05 PM (MMC8r)

24 I'm kind of surprised Ofucknuts didn't include any of his own memorable phrases.

Oh, wait, that's because despite his reputation for being a great orator, he has none.

Posted by: Waterhouse at September 04, 2010 12:06 PM (p9qDi)

25 More than can be said about the Democrats in the mid 1800s 2000's.

Posted by: bill-tb at September 04, 2010 04:00 PM (g0QB

Nowadays they prefer tax slaves. It's the new 'in' kinda slavery.

Posted by: torabora at September 04, 2010 12:06 PM (LythL)

26 I'm really surprised he attributed any of the quotes to anyone but his iWon-ness.

It's got an iPod dock so the next POTUS can plug in his Greatest Speech Collection, right?

Posted by: HeatherRadish at September 04, 2010 12:06 PM (yhlnw)

I'm surprised he didn't just put down Pergo.

Posted by: Meat Puppet at September 04, 2010 12:06 PM (tw4Nd)

28 You should see the quotations woven on the borders of my merkin!

Posted by: Michelle obama at September 04, 2010 12:07 PM (8+aLs)

29 I want the Oval Orifice to look Presidential again.

Kind of difficult as long as a scrawny jug-eared Marxist gets to use it.

Posted by: Waterhouse at September 04, 2010 12:08 PM (p9qDi)

11 Thomas Parker NEVER said those exact words

Denny, Thomas Parker killed himself in his jail cell in 2009. Were you talking about Theodore Parker?

Posted by: madamex at September 04, 2010 12:08 PM (fZcuE)

31 I think it was really racist by his white half not to include even one quote by a black man on his rug. That wasn't very diverse of him, was it?

Posted by: dagny at September 04, 2010 12:09 PM (rjIdf)

32 You should see the quotations woven on the borders of my merkin!

Posted by: Michelle obama at September 04, 2010 04:07 PM (8+aLs)

That work is copyrighted, I hope you know.

Posted by: Leo Tolstoy at September 04, 2010 12:09 PM (0Fp9E)

33 Oh, wait, that's because despite his reputation for being a great orator, he has none.

Not true. Um, uh, have you not heard the one about driving into the ditch and getting the car back on the road and me not giving back the keys? I'm putting that one in the driveway.

Posted by: Barry Obama at September 04, 2010 12:10 PM (No0N3)

34 And get your feet off our desk, Grifter-in-Chief.

Posted by: Wm T Sherman at September 04, 2010 12:10 PM (tm15w)

35 New rugs? Yes!

Posted by: Bo at September 04, 2010 12:10 PM (BzJFj)

36 I think it was really racist by his white half not to include even one quote by a black man on his rug. That wasn't very diverse of him, was it?

We've sent it back to have "Bitch set me up" added.

Posted by: Leo Tolstoy at September 04, 2010 12:10 PM (0Fp9E)

37 ND just put together a great drive. Haven't seen that in a decade or two. (Yes, I admit to liking them. Consider your condemnation acknowledged.)

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 04, 2010 12:10 PM (hV/FZ)

38 Quoting is hard.

Posted by: dagny at September 04, 2010 12:11 PM (rjIdf)

39 I suffered premature epostulation on that last one...

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 04, 2010 12:11 PM (0Fp9E)

40 C'mon guys, we're buying shrimp! (He should have bought a copy of Bartlett's Quotations)

Posted by: Ombudsman at September 04, 2010 12:11 PM (c1oyg)

41 It could haved been worse. He could have put in a putting green.

Posted by: Cicero at September 04, 2010 12:13 PM (QKKT0)

42 Here's my hair trigger reaction:

Go fuck yourself Denny, you cocksucker.

Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Pro Debate Team, Bacon Raconteur at September 04, 2010 12:14 PM (eCAn3)

43 It could haved been worse. He could have put in a putting green.

It's reversible. Astroturf on the back. I got the idea from Bill Clinton.

Posted by: Barry Obama at September 04, 2010 12:15 PM (No0N3)

44 C'mon guys, we're buying the farm!

Posted by: Democrat Politicians at September 04, 2010 12:15 PM (tm15w)

45 It will be gone in 2013.

Posted by: eman at September 04, 2010 12:15 PM (BzJFj)

46 Here's an actual quote from Tolstoy that would be perfect for my rug:

The truth is that the State is a conspiracy designed not only to exploit, but above all to corrupt its citizens

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 04, 2010 12:16 PM (0Fp9E)

47 I think it was really racist by his white half not to include even one quote by a black man on his rug. That wasn't very diverse of him, was it?

Looks like there's room for his favorite Spike Lee quote about okey-doke and getting bamboozled...

Posted by: HeatherRadish at September 04, 2010 12:17 PM (yhlnw)

48 It will be gone in 2013. Good call. Can't have Trig toddling all over that thing.

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 04, 2010 12:18 PM (hV/FZ)

49 My Oval Office quote preference would be John Wayne's, "Life is hard. It's harder when you're stupid."

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 04, 2010 12:18 PM (2g2ex)

50 I just had my office redone in a Sponge Bob motif!!

Posted by: Slow Joe Biden at September 04, 2010 12:18 PM (AnTyA)

51 He should have included an illustration of a naked emperor.

Posted by: Ombudsman at September 04, 2010 12:19 PM (c1oyg)

52
"Never quote and reply to a dunce troll."
-- Shih-Tzu

Posted by: brain, brain, brain, what is brain!?!? at September 04, 2010 12:19 PM (qnvj0)

53 Spreading my un-American hate on all blogs I find with this carpet-munching story--c&p myownself, as I've seen others do: Well, the "inconvenient truth" is that is wouldn't be the first instance of MLK plagiarism, though it's likely a misattribution that our moral betters are happy to let stand. I hope it's no raaaaacist, but Rev. King has been lionized far beyond his deeds. Hell, so was JFK, and the current Oval Office carpet failure. My botheration comes from MLK being the only Murikan who has a holiday named after him. Like we haven't done better. Cordially...

Posted by: Rick at September 04, 2010 12:20 PM (pT/Ao)

54 The latest advisory from journolist would appear to be:

this argument "what if Bush had done it", or "what if FOX had said it" is getting old ... we're tired of it

or something like that. I heard it from Bill on Red Eye and then some white haired guy on a FOX panel this morning.

Of course that is no reason to quit using it, there is a valid point that they of course would rather we quit reminding them of. And their "it's Bush's fault" mantra is part of their religion, so don't expect that to die.

Posted by: bill at September 04, 2010 12:20 PM (xWAQg)

55 In an effort to reduce the deficit, Obama elected StainCaptain over the more exorbitant StainMaster carpet treatment. He's like Reagan, but smart.

Posted by: MSM at September 04, 2010 12:21 PM (hV/FZ)

I linked this earlier..

,,it's just so awesomely awesome on so many levels

Posted by: beedubya at September 04, 2010 12:22 PM (AnTyA)

57 My Oval Office quote preference would be John Wayne's, "Life is hard. It's harder when you're stupid."

"Drunk, fat, and stupid is no way to go through life, son."
"To see your enemies driven before you and hear the lamentations of their women"
"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?"

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 04, 2010 12:22 PM (0Fp9E)

58 My Oval Office quote preference would be John Wayne's, "Life is hard. It's harder when you're stupid."

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 04, 2010 04:18 PM (2g2ex)

Mine would be to quotes uttered by the late great John Vernon:

Dean Wormer's (Animal House) "Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son", and Fletcher's (Josey Wales) "Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining".

Posted by: Ombudsman at September 04, 2010 12:22 PM (c1oyg)

59 Uh ... #84 in the post below

Helloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Posted by: Gerry at September 04, 2010 12:22 PM (3tDcT)

If you like the rug you have, you can keep that rug.

Yippee yi-yi kay, muthafuckah! I won, get over it.

Posted by: Barack Obama at September 04, 2010 12:23 PM (sJTmU)

61 Don't Muslims use the bottom of their shoes to show disrespect???

Obama walking over those quotes every day going in and out of the Obval office..

Posted by: Tracy Coyle at September 04, 2010 12:24 PM (1ytkt)

62 Think we can get an appointment with him?

Posted by: Nihilists at September 04, 2010 12:24 PM (0Fp9E)

"Why, can't I just eat my waffle?"

- Barack Hussein Obama, 4/28/2010

Posted by: Bartlett's Familiar Quotations at September 04, 2010 12:25 PM (AnTyA)

64 My botheration comes from MLK being the only Murikan who has a holiday named after him. Like we haven't done better.

Sigh.

Posted by: George Washington and Abraham Lincoln's birthdays at September 04, 2010 12:25 PM (yhlnw)

65 more good news: Paul Conrad has assumed room temperature

Posted by: Gerry at September 04, 2010 12:26 PM (3tDcT)

66 My botheration comes from MLK being the only Murikan who has a holiday named after him. Like we haven't done better.

Sigh.

Posted by: George Washington and Abraham Lincoln's birthdays at September 04, 2010 04:25 PM (yhlnw)

Always stuck in my craw. Racial blackmail at its most pernicious.

Posted by: Ombudsman at September 04, 2010 12:27 PM (c1oyg)

67 How about a quote from Cee Lo Green? Ain't that some ***?

Posted by: Boots at September 04, 2010 12:27 PM (06JTY)

68 Posted by: Nihilists

Fuck me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at September 04, 2010 12:27 PM (yhlnw)

"No you can't have the keys back. You don't know how to drive"\

-Barack Hussein Obama, citations to numerous to list

Posted by: Bartlett's Familiar Quotations at September 04, 2010 12:28 PM (AnTyA)

70
who?

Posted by: brain, brain, brain, what is brain!?!? at September 04, 2010 12:28 PM (qnvj0)

And it's not just the new rug, it's the dozens of sets of matching knee pads for the press when they come in to talk to Pres Obama.

Can't get that rug dirty.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch says... at September 04, 2010 12:29 PM (sJTmU)

72 He's such a narcisist I'm surprised the quotes aren't HIS. ...or this office no longer occupied by a "typical white person"

Posted by: Ombudsman at September 04, 2010 12:30 PM (c1oyg)

73 There also seems to be some question about whether the Roosevelt quote is correct.

Posted by: Banjo at September 04, 2010 12:31 PM (nnZ5F)

CASCADE TOWNSHIP -- When President Obama paces the Oval Office, he'll be treading on a rug made by locally owned Scott Group.

"We are just elated," said Mike Ruggeri, president of Scott Group, on Kraft Avenue. "This is, No. 1, an American-made product, and, No. 2, it demonstrates the quality and craftsmanship of 140 people in Grand Rapids, Michigan.

Yes, yes it does......

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 04, 2010 12:32 PM (3WdEX)

75 There also seems to be some question about whether the Roosevelt quote is correct.

Was it done in an upper class, snotty font with syphilitic overtones?

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 04, 2010 12:32 PM (0Fp9E)

76 You guys should be much Kinder, heck It could have been remodeled to resemble one of Michelle's curtain dresses.

Posted by: willow at September 04, 2010 12:32 PM (/x2TR)

77
"Mr. Gorbachev, tear down that wall."

-Ronald Reagan

"I did not have sex with that woman, Ms. Lewinsky."

-Bill Clinton

"The police acted stupidly."

-Barack Obama

Posted by: Fish at September 04, 2010 12:34 PM (v1gw3)

78 Or one of Obama"s famous quotes, "as I've always said."

Posted by: willow at September 04, 2010 12:34 PM (/x2TR)

79
"The man who wove the rug voted for Bush.

Posted by: Barky Obama, "The 1" at September 04, 2010 12:35 PM (v1gw3)

"They think that they can run the okey-doke on you. Bamboozle you."

-Barack Hussein Obama 8/3/2010

Posted by: Bartlett's Familiar Quotations at September 04, 2010 12:35 PM (AnTyA)

81 Posted by: George Washington and Abraham Lincoln's birthdays at September 04, 2010 04:25 PM (yhlnw) Sigh, nothing. Those aren't holidays. President's Day covers the greats, and the Carters and Buchanans. If Congress had honored King's memory with a Civil Rights Day holiday near his birthday, I'm all good with that. But he wasn't a doer of imperishable deeds, and doesn't belong in a grouping with Washington or Lincoln, let alone be elevated over them on our holiday calendar. Politically incorrect, and proud of it. Cordially...

Posted by: Rick at September 04, 2010 12:35 PM (pT/Ao)

82 If Congress had honored King's memory with a Civil Rights Day holiday near his birthday, I'm all good with that. But he wasn't a doer of imperishable deeds, and doesn't belong in a grouping with Washington or Lincoln, let alone be elevated over them on our holiday calendar.

Politically incorrect, and proud of it.

Don't forget that he was a serial adulterer who plagiarized his Ph.D. dissertation. Hey, that's the man, warts and all.

Posted by: Ombudsman at September 04, 2010 12:37 PM (c1oyg)

Posted by: Fish at September 04, 2010 04:34 PM (v1gw3)

You forgot:

"I can hear you. The rest of the World hears you. And the people who knocked the building down will hear all of us, soon!"

- GW Bush

Posted by: Editor at September 04, 2010 12:37 PM (YX6i/)

"Freedom of speech is totally overrated."

-- Thomas Jefferson

Posted by: Cicero at September 04, 2010 12:38 PM (QKKT0)

85 "I've lusted in my heart"

- Jimmy Carter

"Bitch set me up"

- Marion Barry

"Money talks and bullshit walks"

- Ozzie Myers

Posted by: Ombudsman at September 04, 2010 12:39 PM (c1oyg)

What's with Hancock and the ginormous signature?

-- John Adams

Posted by: Cicero at September 04, 2010 12:39 PM (QKKT0)

87 "Holy cow, look at all those fucking Indians"

- George Armstrong Custer

Posted by: Ombudsman at September 04, 2010 12:41 PM (c1oyg)

88 "Read my pussy lips..."

- GHW Bush

Posted by: Editor at September 04, 2010 12:41 PM (YX6i/)

89 Don't forget that he was a serial adulterer who plagiarized his Ph.D. dissertation.

With a CV like that, you'd think schools would add "he was an evil stinkin' Republican!" to their MLK Day lesson plans.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at September 04, 2010 12:41 PM (yhlnw)

90 "Oh, god, someone catch me!!!"

- G. Fod

Posted by: Editor at September 04, 2010 12:42 PM (YX6i/)

91 uh Ford....

Posted by: Editor at September 04, 2010 12:42 PM (YX6i/)

92 Fucked up rug on the floor of the Oval Office, and in the VP slot.

Posted by: hutch1200 at September 04, 2010 12:43 PM (GYAas)

93 Does this make my ass look fat?

Posted by: James Buchanan at September 04, 2010 12:43 PM (hV/FZ)

94 "Don't sweat it... I hear Burr is a really bad shot"
- Alexander Hamilton

Posted by: Ombudsman at September 04, 2010 12:45 PM (c1oyg)

95

"When you've lost the Washington Post you've lost the country."

-- David Axelrod

Posted by: Ed Anger at September 04, 2010 12:45 PM (7+pP9)

96 "It wasn't rape, rape."

Posted by: Whoopi Goldberg at September 04, 2010 12:45 PM (8+aLs)

97 "Dammit. I think I should have taken a left back there."

- Amelia Earhart

Posted by: Editor at September 04, 2010 12:46 PM (YX6i/)

"Heh. Missed."

-- Aaron Burr

Posted by: Cicero at September 04, 2010 12:47 PM (QKKT0)

99 "What Does This Button Do?"

Posted by: Krista McAuliffe at September 04, 2010 12:48 PM (8+aLs)

100 "It's a free country. I wish it weren't..." -Deval Patrick

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 04, 2010 12:49 PM (hV/FZ)

101 "I found them on an end table" -Hillary

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 04, 2010 12:50 PM (hV/FZ)

102 " I fear we all we have done is awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve."

- Adm. Yamamoto

"OMG! Godsirra!!!!"

- Japan

Posted by: Editor at September 04, 2010 12:50 PM (YX6i/)

103 "..The bombing starts in 5 minutes"
- Ronald Reagan.

Posted by: Ombudsman at September 04, 2010 12:50 PM (c1oyg)

104 "Harry - You Told Me Nobody Passes on the Outside in Turn Four!"

Posted by: Cole Trickle at September 04, 2010 12:51 PM (8+aLs)

105
"There's Adam Clymer, major-league asshole from the New York Times."

-George Bush

"Oh yea he is, big time."

-Dick Cheney

Posted by: Fish at September 04, 2010 12:51 PM (v1gw3)

106 "First time I ever had a joint in my mouth that I couldn't swallow" -Andrew Sullivan at his trial.

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 04, 2010 12:51 PM (hV/FZ)

107 "I'd be happy to give him a blowjob just to thank him for keeping abortion legal."

- Nina Bureigh

Posted by: Ombudsman at September 04, 2010 12:53 PM (c1oyg)

108

"I'll try some of that blacksmith."

-- George Donner

Posted by: Cicero at September 04, 2010 12:54 PM (QKKT0)

109
"I remember landing under sniper fire'"

"There was supposed to be some kind of a greeting ceremony at the airport, but instead we just ran with our heads down to get into the vehicles to get to our base."

-Hillary "Pinocchio" Clinton

Posted by: Fish at September 04, 2010 12:54 PM (v1gw3)

110 "... the war is lost."

"I was just trying to inspire the president... you know."

-Harry Reid

Posted by: Editor at September 04, 2010 12:55 PM (YX6i/)

111 @95 There's a reason they call me Hancock without the D.

Posted by: Johnny H. at September 04, 2010 12:55 PM (862vz)

112 holy shit I can't believe Matt Leinart is getting Ryan Leafed out of the NFL.

Posted by: ferret you at September 04, 2010 12:56 PM (qnvj0)

113 Denny is even more pathetic than usual today. Did anyone direct him to Rev. Matt Tittle's blog from over a year ago when he pointed out the incorrect attribution to MLK that the Smartest Precedent Evah kept making?

Posted by: Y-not at September 04, 2010 12:56 PM (osFsP)

114 A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man

Posted by: Jebediah Biden at September 04, 2010 12:56 PM (vdfwz)

115
"You fucking Jew Bastard."

-Hillary Clinton

Posted by: Fish at September 04, 2010 12:57 PM (v1gw3)

116

This jump is going to be a piece of cake.

--Evil Knievel at Grand Canyon

Posted by: Ronster at September 04, 2010 12:57 PM (q08oe)

117 It is easy to take liberty for granted, when you have never had it taken from you.

Posted by: willow at September 04, 2010 12:57 PM (/x2TR)

118

The trouble with the world is that the stupid are so confident while the intelligent are full of doubt.

- Bertrand Russell

Posted by: Vic at September 04, 2010 12:57 PM (/jbAw)

119 Dessert is not a right.
--Heinrich Himmler

Posted by: HeatherRadish at September 04, 2010 12:58 PM (yhlnw)

120 "We need to spend money to save money." --Shit for Brains Biden

Posted by: ferret you at September 04, 2010 12:58 PM (qnvj0)

121

"Okay Lewis, joke's over. Unlock the frickin' cabin door."

-- William Clark

Posted by: Cicero at September 04, 2010 12:59 PM (QKKT0)

122 "There's dumb, there's Denny Crane and then there's Hank Johnson."

- Adm. Robert Willard

Posted by: Editor at September 04, 2010 12:59 PM (YX6i/)

123 "We need to let the terrorists win so we can defeat terrorism." --any stupid left wing academic or Democrat

Posted by: ferret you at September 04, 2010 12:59 PM (qnvj0)

124 "Rommel, you magnificent bastard, I read your book!"

- George Patton

Posted by: Ombudsman at September 04, 2010 12:59 PM (c1oyg)

125 holy shit I can't believe Matt Leinart is getting Ryan Leafed out of the NFL. Yeah, what a bust (apparently, I didn't even know he was in jeopardy of being cut, maybe he'll get picked up). I was disappointed to see that Myron Rolle got cut. Rhodes Scholar, neuro-somethingist, and just barely not good enough for the NFL.

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 04, 2010 12:59 PM (hV/FZ)

126
"I was named after Sir Edmund Hillary who climbed Mr. Everest."

-Hillary Clinton

PS - The bitch was born before Sir Edmund climbed Mr. Everest.

Posted by: Fish at September 04, 2010 12:59 PM (v1gw3)

127 "Are you going to eat that ham on your plate?" --Michelle Obama

Posted by: ferret you at September 04, 2010 01:00 PM (qnvj0)

128 "The Villages. America's Friendliest home town. The VILLAGES!!"

- Sen. Joe Biden

Posted by: Editor at September 04, 2010 01:01 PM (YX6i/)

129 never heard of him -- any relation to Samari?

Posted by: ferret you at September 04, 2010 01:01 PM (qnvj0)

130 How do you get this thing into reverse?

Posted by: Israeli bulldozer driver at September 04, 2010 01:01 PM (vdfwz)

131 Winning isn't everything, your guaranteed signing bonus is.
--Tom Landry

Posted by: HeatherRadish at September 04, 2010 01:02 PM (yhlnw)

132

I tried marijuana once. I did not inhale.

One way or the other, we are determined to deny Iraq the capacity to develop weapons of mass destruction and the missiles to deliver them. That is our bottom line.
William J. Clinton

cough

Posted by: willow at September 04, 2010 01:02 PM (/x2TR)

133

"Don't worry. He'll stop."

-- Rachel Corrie

Posted by: Cicero at September 04, 2010 01:02 PM (QKKT0)

134 "Daddy, are you gonna wear those pants in public?" -- Malisha Obama

Posted by: ferret you at September 04, 2010 01:02 PM (qnvj0)

135 Michael, that's not your finger and that's not my belly button

Posted by: Macaulay Culkin at September 04, 2010 01:03 PM (vdfwz)

136 "Hey Mohammed, what the fuck's that whistling noise?"

- terrorist, seconds before the Predator drone attack

Posted by: Ombudsman at September 04, 2010 01:03 PM (c1oyg)

137 Drop them off at my place Ron, OJ is flying to Chicago

Posted by: Nicole Simpson at September 04, 2010 01:04 PM (vdfwz)

138

Oh you were finished? Well, then, please allow me to retort.

Jules, trying to be the shepherd, but in reality the tyranny of evil men

Posted by: gator at September 04, 2010 01:04 PM (aOKEC)

139

Where's my glasses?

--Stevie Wonder

Posted by: Ronster at September 04, 2010 01:05 PM (q08oe)

140

This is probably dumb, but a nut is a nut.

Posted by: David Carradine at September 04, 2010 01:05 PM (aOKEC)

141 Don't worry, I've driven this road lots of times

Posted by: Ted Kennedy at September 04, 2010 01:05 PM (vdfwz)

142 I'm pretty sure that this is the fault of the failed quotations of the previous administration.

Vast Bartlett's conspiracy.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at September 04, 2010 01:05 PM (yhlnw)

143
You Better put some ice on that
Wilbert Clinton
Cocaine is a hell of a drug
Rick James
Where's my 40 acres and a mule?
Spike Lee
I'd like to cut his nuts off
Jesse Jackson

Posted by: Atomic Roach at September 04, 2010 01:06 PM (rMMMP)

144 Let me be clearerer.

Posted by: Preznit Toonces at September 04, 2010 01:06 PM (aOKEC)

145 Beige is the new cardigan.

Posted by: Vercingetorix at September 04, 2010 01:06 PM (N8eC4)

146 And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'
--That Icky Christofascism Bible

Posted by: HeatherRadish at September 04, 2010 01:07 PM (yhlnw)

147 Jay Cutler's gonna be the next Joe Montana

Posted by: Broncos Scouting at September 04, 2010 01:08 PM (vdfwz)

148 Check out the chick wit the big tits...the one with the Adams apple.

Posted by: hutch1200 at September 04, 2010 01:09 PM (GYAas)

149
"Barack, do these shorts make my ass look big?"

-Joe Biden

Posted by: Fish at September 04, 2010 01:09 PM (v1gw3)

150 Try the grape! This shit is refreshing...and, it's got electrolytes!!

Posted by: Jim Jones follower at September 04, 2010 01:09 PM (aOKEC)

151
"Obama's speech in Cairo has changed the world forever."

Posted by: i got a gal in kalamazoo...zoo...zoo...zoo at September 04, 2010 01:09 PM (qnvj0)

152 166 Jay Cutler's gonna be the next Joe Montana
Posted by: Broncos Scouting at September 04, 2010 05:08 PM

Matt Leinart is the next Boomer Esiason

Posted by: Cardinals Scouting at September 04, 2010 01:10 PM (vdfwz)

153

"Hey Aldrin, go out and bring back some donuts."

-- Neil Armstrong

Posted by: Cicero at September 04, 2010 01:10 PM (QKKT0)

154 DEWEY DEFEATS TRUMAN

Posted by: Great Moments in MFM history at September 04, 2010 01:11 PM (vdfwz)

155

"What does this button do?"

- Christa McAuliff

Posted by: gebrauchshund at September 04, 2010 01:11 PM (ADeN1)

156 It's not that I want to punish your success. I just want to make sure that everybody who is behind you, that they've got a chance at success, too. I think when you spread the wealth around, it's good for everybody.

Posted by: Teh One at September 04, 2010 01:12 PM (c0A3e)

157

"What bridge?"

-- Ted Kennedy

Posted by: Cicero at September 04, 2010 01:13 PM (QKKT0)

158 I was trying to make Jake Delhomme the next Joe Theismann.

Posted by: Ndamukong Suh at September 04, 2010 01:13 PM (YX6i/)

159 148 How do you get this thing into reverse?
Posted by: Israeli bulldozer driver at September 04, 2010 05:01 PM

What he said!

Posted by: 1st Officer William Murdoch at September 04, 2010 01:13 PM (vdfwz)

160
"All in all we're going to be creating somewhere between 100[,000] and 200,000 jobs next month, I predict,"
-- Vice President Shitforbrains, April 2010

Posted by: i got a gal in kalamazoo...zoo...zoo...zoo at September 04, 2010 01:13 PM (qnvj0)

161

A mistake has been made in the Oval Office makeover that goes beyond the beige.

Heh.

Posted by: rdbrewer at September 04, 2010 01:14 PM (rIiRY)

162
"Even some in the White House said, 'Hey, don't get ahead of yourself.' Well, I'm here to tell you, some time in the next couple of months, we're going to be creating between 250,000 jobs a month and 500,000 jobs a month."
-- Biden, digging deeper

Posted by: i got a gal in kalamazoo...zoo...zoo...zoo at September 04, 2010 01:14 PM (qnvj0)

163 Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
-- Spider-Man

Posted by: HeatherRadish at September 04, 2010 01:14 PM (yhlnw)

164

"I'm serious. Smoking isn't allowed in here."

-- Capt. Max Pruss

Posted by: Cicero at September 04, 2010 01:14 PM (QKKT0)

165
"Yea, this is a great day to go fishing."

-Fredo Corleone

Posted by: Fish at September 04, 2010 01:15 PM (v1gw3)

166 "Daddy, I'm an Actor, too!."

Posted by: Montana Fishburne at September 04, 2010 01:15 PM (GbliU)

167 For the second time in my adult life, I am proud to be a lahbsta eatin princess, stickin it to they whitey taxpayer every chance I get and this rug makes me proud cause I made Barry put them quotes in there.

Posted by: Michelle Chewbacca Antoinette at September 04, 2010 01:15 PM (7cXE7)

168

Just think, for the 800k, someone could have started a good-sized small business.

Well, maybe someone did.

Joes Butt-Ugly Oval Office Makeovers

Posted by: rdbrewer at September 04, 2010 01:15 PM (rIiRY)

169
"Pee pee comes out of my weenie when I walk and talk at the same time, so I have to wear a diaper."
-- Joe Biden, foreign policy expert

Posted by: i got a gal in kalamazoo...zoo...zoo...zoo at September 04, 2010 01:16 PM (qnvj0)

170 "Gazpacho Soup!"

- 2nd Technician Arnold J. Rimmer

Posted by: Editor at September 04, 2010 01:17 PM (YX6i/)

171 "Reparations do not go far enough"

- BH Obama

We can take all of whitey's money and still not be satisfied

Posted by: BHO at September 04, 2010 01:18 PM (r246N)

172

Listen Mr Bigshot, I'm on the rag, and I want the apple! -Eve

Posted by: hutch1200 at September 04, 2010 01:18 PM (GYAas)

173 And I would have gotten away with it, if it wasn't for you meddling kids.
--Hercule Poirot

Posted by: HeatherRadish at September 04, 2010 01:18 PM (yhlnw)

174 "anybody want to buy a used ladder?"

- Bruno Hauptmann

Posted by: Ombudsman at September 04, 2010 01:18 PM (c1oyg)

175

"I want a hamburger; no, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake." --Cicero

Posted by: White House Rug at September 04, 2010 01:18 PM (rIiRY)

176

Grizzlies are mans best friend.

--Timothy Treadwell

Posted by: Ronster at September 04, 2010 01:18 PM (q08oe)

177 the rug DID tie the room together--until the Chinaman peed on it

Posted by: the Big SantaRosaStan at September 04, 2010 01:19 PM (dPcmp)

178

"They Should be Thanking Me!"

-B.H.O.

Posted by: garrett at September 04, 2010 01:19 PM (GbliU)

179
"Michelle is one of the most beautiful women in the world."

-Anna Wintour, Vogue Editor

Posted by: Fish at September 04, 2010 01:19 PM (v1gw3)

180 What kind of tacky asshole installs a rug in the Oval Office with a bunch of quotations stitched into it? Does he have a needlepoint sampler on the wall, too? Tasteless. I assume Wookie had something to with it.

Posted by: Fresh Air at September 04, 2010 01:19 PM (mNG9h)

181
Barky, The Wookie, and a fag designer walk into the Oval Office.

Posted by: Fish at September 04, 2010 01:20 PM (v1gw3)

182 You don't know what it's like out there! I've *worked* in the private sector. They expect *results*.
--
--
--

Shit, I can't think of a leading Democrat who's ever worked in the private sector to attribute this to.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at September 04, 2010 01:21 PM (yhlnw)

183 Anyone know how they disguised the arrow the rug that points towards Mecca?

Posted by: Fresh Air at September 04, 2010 01:21 PM (mNG9h)

184 "I'm shitforbrains."

-Sen. Patty Murray

Posted by: Editor at September 04, 2010 01:21 PM (YX6i/)

185

Are you about a size 14?
Could you help me move this couch?
Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me.

Posted by: Buffalo Bill and Preznit Toonces at September 04, 2010 01:21 PM (aOKEC)

186 What kind of tacky asshole installs a rug in the Oval Office with a bunch of quotations stitched into it? Does he have a needlepoint sampler on the wall, too? Tasteless. I assume Wookie had something to with it.

Posted by: Fresh Air at September 04, 2010 05:19 PM (mNG9h)

Yeah, quotations are fine, but that bust of Churchill has GOT to go.

Posted by: Ombudsman at September 04, 2010 01:21 PM (c1oyg)

187

One way or the other, we are determined to deny Iraq the capacity to develop weapons of mass destruction and the missiles to deliver them. That is our bottom line. clinton

It is an unfortunate fact that we can secure peace only by preparing for war JFK

for denny ..

FDR ;Yesterday, December seventh, 1941, a date which will live in infamy, the United States of America was suddenly and deliberately attacked by naval ... dec. 41

Posted by: willow at September 04, 2010 01:21 PM (/x2TR)

188

"Get the crayons away from Biden before he starts putting them up his nose again."

-- David Axelrod

Posted by: Cicero at September 04, 2010 01:22 PM (QKKT0)

189 "Switching parties will help me to get re-elected"

- Soon to be unemployed Senator Arlen Specter

Posted by: Ombudsman at September 04, 2010 01:23 PM (c1oyg)

190 Does he have a needlepoint sampler on the wall, too? Tasteless.

Uh. Samplers can have historic value. Any piece embroidered by a First Lady or a child who lived in the WH would not be "tacky" if displayed properly.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at September 04, 2010 01:23 PM (yhlnw)

191 Parker was an abolitionist, a white guy appalled by slavery.

More than can be said about the Democrats in the mid 1800s 2010.

Posted by: bill-tb at September 04, 2010 04:00 PM (g0QB

Fixed.

Posted by: baldilocks at September 04, 2010 01:23 PM (VJoyM)

192 Barky, The Wookie, and a fag designer walk into the Oval Office.

Posted by: Fish at September 04, 2010 05:20 PM (v1gw3)

Fish I luvs me that joke. Especially the punchline....."and now his approval is at 23%".

Posted by: hutch1200 at September 04, 2010 01:23 PM (GYAas)

193 He is related to Samari, but I'm not sure how. Listened to an NPR show about the entire Rolle family history one day. Practically Bahamaian royalty, filled with doctors, athletes, etc. Really amazing. I haven't really read this, but here's the wiki: http://tinyurl.com/b6en2c

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 04, 2010 01:24 PM (hV/FZ)

194

"I wake up some mornings hating me too."

-Rahm Emanuel

Posted by: Fish at September 04, 2010 01:24 PM (v1gw3)

195 "Are you lookin' at me?!"

- Cheney's dick

Posted by: Editor at September 04, 2010 01:24 PM (YX6i/)

196 "Dear God, don't let me fuck up"

---Alan Shepherd

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 04, 2010 01:25 PM (0Fp9E)

197 "We have to pass the bill so you can find out what's in it."

Posted by: White House Rug at September 04, 2010 01:25 PM (rIiRY)

198 Amateurs!

Posted by: Mad Hatter stitching employees @ Disneyland at September 04, 2010 01:26 PM (YX6i/)

199 Shit.

"Shepard"

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 04, 2010 01:26 PM (0Fp9E)

200 The lefties on the wapo comments section are particularly stupid today.

Posted by: dagny at September 04, 2010 01:26 PM (rjIdf)

201
"I wouldn't suck Obama, even for a job in the White House."

-Monica Lewinsky

Posted by: Fish at September 04, 2010 01:26 PM (v1gw3)

202

In times of trouble, I remember these words:

"Et tu, Brutus."

Know who said that?

Popeye

Posted by: Preznit Toonces at September 04, 2010 01:27 PM (aOKEC)

203
"I was a good driver, excepting one or two occasions."

-Ted Kennedy

Posted by: Fish at September 04, 2010 01:29 PM (v1gw3)

204 "Come on, John. Just kill them all, now. What would anybody do about it?"

- Bolton's Stache

Posted by: Mad Hatter stitching employees @ Disneyland at September 04, 2010 01:29 PM (YX6i/)

205 "That's what she said".

Posted by: Michael Scott at September 04, 2010 01:29 PM (yj6+n)

206 "Hey Ted, how about a waitress sandwich?"

- Chris Dodd

Posted by: Ombudsman at September 04, 2010 01:30 PM (c1oyg)

207 "You no more come in my shop. I call porice!"

--Old Korean Lady with Bruised Titty

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at September 04, 2010 01:30 PM (0Fp9E)

208 "Letsa go!"

- Mario

Posted by: Editor at September 04, 2010 01:30 PM (YX6i/)

209 "Well, uh, uh, a lot of those folks, your employer, uh, itÂ’s estimated would see premiums fall by as much as 3,000%, which means, uh, uh, they could give you a ... raise."

Posted by: Precedent O at September 04, 2010 01:31 PM (23kaI)

210

Run, Carl, run!
Nice dismount, Olga!

Posted by: Michelle, crushing her father's legs at September 04, 2010 01:31 PM (aOKEC)

211 Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor

Bones McCoy

Posted by: Ombudsman at September 04, 2010 01:31 PM (c1oyg)

212
"I told a joke that many liked, but was fired because it was true."

-Earl Butz, Sec of Agriculture

Posted by: Fish at September 04, 2010 01:32 PM (v1gw3)

213 "Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony." - Dennis the Peasant

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 04, 2010 01:32 PM (2g2ex)

214

Â“ I shall never fight in the armed forces with a Negro by my side... Rather I should die a thousand times, and see Old Glory trampled in the dirt never to rise again, than to see this beloved land of ours become degraded by race mongrels, a throwback to the blackest specimen from the wilds. Â”

-- Sen. Robert Byrd (D) WVa

Posted by: Cicero at September 04, 2010 01:32 PM (QKKT0)

215 "If he gets up, we'll all get up, it'll be anarchy!"

- Bender

Posted by: Editor at September 04, 2010 01:33 PM (YX6i/)

216 "we have a woman, a black, two Jews and a cripple"
- James Watt

Posted by: Ombudsman at September 04, 2010 01:33 PM (c1oyg)

217

"Let's roll,"

cheech and chong

Mr. T. Beamer

Posted by: willow at September 04, 2010 01:33 PM (/x2TR)

218

I'm only gonna try cocaine one time.

Posted by: Dana Plato at September 04, 2010 01:33 PM (aOKEC)

219

"Every Harlot was a Virgin once."

Posted by: William Blake at September 04, 2010 01:33 PM (Yq+qN)

220 I learned it by watching you, OK! I LEARNED IT BY WATCHING YOU, DAD!!!

Posted by: Malia Obama, fucking up her room at September 04, 2010 01:34 PM (aOKEC)

221 He who robs Peter to pay Paul can always count on the support of Paul

- G. B. Shaw

Posted by: Ombudsman at September 04, 2010 01:35 PM (c1oyg)

222
"Mommy, why did daddy swim with a stingray."

-Bindi Irwin

Posted by: Fish at September 04, 2010 01:35 PM (v1gw3)

223
"Catsup is one of my favorite foods."

-John Kerry, D-Masshole

Posted by: Fish at September 04, 2010 01:36 PM (v1gw3)

224 I'm going to change the topic and talk about something Bush supposedly did. Mmm'kay?

Posted by: Every fucking troll ever at September 04, 2010 01:37 PM (23kaI)

225
"I pronounce my name cym-fee-a"

-Cymphia McKinney, D-Luna tick

Posted by: Fish at September 04, 2010 01:38 PM (v1gw3)

226
"That Glenn Beck guy is one strange dude."

-Al Sharpton

Posted by: Fish at September 04, 2010 01:40 PM (v1gw3)

227 "Pass me another Zima."

- Palin Steele's mother, 5-months pregnant.

Posted by: Editor at September 04, 2010 01:40 PM (YX6i/)

228 "The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the Devil's own Satanic herd!"

Posted by: Edmund Blackadder at September 04, 2010 01:40 PM (Yq+qN)

229

"Crito, we owe a cock to Asclepius. Please, don't forget to pay the debt."

and

"The fuck? There's no electrolytes in this."

Posted by: Socrates at September 04, 2010 01:40 PM (aOKEC)

230 Any piece embroidered by a First Lady or a child who lived in the WH would not be "tacky" if displayed properly. Okay, fine. I'm guessing this crap was turned out by some sweatshop peasant in Honduras for $2 a day. Any evidence that Betsy Ross stitched this thing can be read into the record.

Posted by: Fresh Air at September 04, 2010 01:41 PM (mNG9h)

231

"spicy mustard," John, you Corporate money monger ., uh Wait, sorry i forgot you're on My side"Obama eating his waffle ,greasy full of fat and salt burger.

Pelosi grinning

Posted by: willow at September 04, 2010 01:41 PM (/x2TR)

232 "Give Them the Wealth!"

Posted by: Van Jones at September 04, 2010 01:41 PM (8+aLs)

233 "We have to install this rug to find out what's written on it."

Posted by: Wookie's Inferior Desecrator at September 04, 2010 01:41 PM (mNG9h)

234 J-Lo's new song, "Jenny From The Block," all about Lopez' roots, about how she's still a neighborhood gal at heart. But folks from that street in New York, the Bronx section, sound more likely to give her a curb job than a blow job or a bl-block party.

Posted by: Shep Smith at September 04, 2010 01:42 PM (w9BEi)

235 "Like Sands Through the Hourglass, So are the Days of Our Lives."

Posted by: Socrates at September 04, 2010 01:42 PM (8+aLs)

236 If you look closely, the rug also says "Made in China" attributed to R. M. Nixon

Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at September 04, 2010 01:43 PM (DC+Gj)

237 ...is there really no "Matt Damon" on this thread!?!?

Posted by: garrett at September 04, 2010 01:44 PM (8+aLs)

238

socrates, groan. or As the Stomach Churns

I can do it too.

Posted by: willow at September 04, 2010 01:45 PM (/x2TR)

239 This covers up that stain nicely.
Bill Clinton

Posted by: Gerry at September 04, 2010 01:45 PM (3tDcT)

240 ...is there really no "Matt Damon" on this thread!?!?

Posted by: garrett at September 04, 2010 05:44 PM (8+aLs)

Shhhh... there's no Star Wars, either. We're keepin' it cool.

Posted by: Editor at September 04, 2010 01:45 PM (YX6i/)

241 ..is there really no "Matt Damon" on this thread!?!?

Never heard of it.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at September 04, 2010 01:46 PM (w9BEi)

242 or, The Days of our Wives.

Posted by: willow at September 04, 2010 01:46 PM (/x2TR)

243 Are you gonna finish that, Captain Limpwrist?

Posted by: Michelle Obama, every meal at September 04, 2010 01:48 PM (aOKEC)

244

What is is? Is is even a word?

--BJCleenus

Posted by: Ronster at September 04, 2010 01:48 PM (q08oe)

245 "Asps.... Very dangerous. You go first."

- Sallah

Posted by: Editor at September 04, 2010 01:49 PM (YX6i/)

246

Fish wrote: Michelle is one of the most beautiful women in the world."-Anna Wintour, Vogue Editor

You made that up, right? RIGHT? RIGHT?????

Posted by: Quint&Jessel, Sea of Azof, Bly, UK at September 04, 2010 01:51 PM (1kwr2)

247 When it comes to young Denny Crane, you are not the father!
^{_{(said to the 532 men that mama Crane humped)}}

Posted by: Maury Povich at September 04, 2010 01:51 PM (yj6+n)

248 "You fight your war, and I'll fight mine."

Mao Tse Tung (totally awesome political philosopher)

Posted by: Anita Dunn at September 04, 2010 01:51 PM (w9BEi)

249 "Which one of you bitches is my mother?" - Barak Obama #Obama Rug Quote

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 04, 2010 01:52 PM (tJjm/)

250

I didn't know that was going to happen, baby. I swear.

Posted by: Adam, after the first ever blow job, and a lot of guys since at September 04, 2010 01:52 PM (aOKEC)

251 "Power Grows From the Barrel of a Gun" - Mao Tse Tsung #Obama Rug Quote

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 04, 2010 01:52 PM (tJjm/)

252 Cubs win! Cubs win! Cubs win!

Posted by: Zombie Harry Carey at September 04, 2010 01:53 PM (yj6+n)

253 Yeah, that's it. Arch your back a little. Show me what a naughty girl you are.

Posted by: Frank Marshall Davis, photography enthusiast at September 04, 2010 01:54 PM (w9BEi)

254

Who's up for some upstairs pancakes????

Posted by: Our hero at September 04, 2010 01:54 PM (aOKEC)

255

Honey, it's the perfect size.

Posted by: every woman ever at September 04, 2010 01:56 PM (8+aLs)

256 Best one I've seen so far on twitter: "I'ma get, get, get, you drunk, Get you love drunk off my hump. My hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps - Helen Thomas "

Posted by: JS at September 04, 2010 01:57 PM (NB4vc)

257

Honey, it's the perfect size.

Not us, sweetie.

Posted by: Ellen D. and Rosie O. at September 04, 2010 01:59 PM (aOKEC)

258 It says right here in my official Oceania history book that it was Martin Luther King Jr. that said it.

Posted by: Winston Smith at September 04, 2010 02:00 PM (RykTt)

259 "Guilty as hell, free as a bird - America is a great country"

-Just Another Guy In The Neighborhood

OT: Peepster Joe McGinniss is packing his bags and heading home LINK

Posted by: mrp at September 04, 2010 02:00 PM (HjPtV)

260 THAT COFFEE TABLE OFFENDS ME MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE. ~ugh

Posted by: lansing quaker at September 04, 2010 02:02 PM (oUuY2)

261
Fish wrote: Michelle is one of the most beautiful women in the world."-Anna Wintour, Vogue Editor

You made that up, right? RIGHT? RIGHT?????

Posted by: Quint&Jessel, Sea of Azof, Bly, UK at September 04, 2010 05:51 PM (1kwr2)

Liberals will do absolutely anything to be considered chic and suave, even sucking Michelle's cock.

Posted by: Fish at September 04, 2010 02:02 PM (v1gw3)

262 Sen. McCain and Gov. Palin are sowing the seeds of hatred and division, and there is no need for this hostility in our political discourse. As public figures with the power to influence and persuade, Sen. McCain and Gov. Palin are playing with fire, and if they are not careful, that fire will consume us all. They are playing a very dangerous game that disregards the value of the political process and cheapens our entire democracy. We can do better. The American people deserve better.

Posted by: Congressman John Lewis, Civil Rights Hero at September 04, 2010 02:02 PM (w9BEi)

263

"She was a typical white person."

Posted by: White House Rug at September 04, 2010 02:02 PM (rIiRY)

264 What about the quote that reads,
This way to Mecca --->

Posted by: andycanuck at September 04, 2010 02:03 PM (3phFo)

265 Where the white wimmen at?

Posted by: Clevon little at September 04, 2010 02:04 PM (c1oyg)

266
"Liberals are such whiny punks."

-Bo Derrick

Posted by: Fish at September 04, 2010 02:04 PM (v1gw3)

267 What's a 'dag'?

Posted by: Turkish at September 04, 2010 02:05 PM (aOKEC)

268 Of course, hostage taker Lee is a teapartier. Pay no attention to his environmentalist screed. The MFM

Posted by: XBradTC at September 04, 2010 02:07 PM (X0Ona)

269 It doesn't look too rainy to me. -- John F. Kennedy Jr.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 04, 2010 02:08 PM (3phFo)

270 "Yeah, we hate Republicans, but we fucking hate Democrats."

Matt & Trey

Posted by: Editor at September 04, 2010 02:08 PM (YX6i/)

271 Mmm. Good chowdah. -- John F. Kennedy

Posted by: andycanuck at September 04, 2010 02:08 PM (3phFo)

272

"I have a daughter who goes to SMU. She could've gone to UCLA here in California, but it's one more letter she'd have to remember."

-Shecky Greene

Posted by: Fish at September 04, 2010 02:09 PM (v1gw3)

273
"We were so poor we hung the toilet paper on the clothesline."

-Jackie Gleason

Posted by: Fish at September 04, 2010 02:10 PM (v1gw3)

274 Our airspace has been invaded by a Zeppelin advertising for Farmers Insurance.

Posted by: Editor at September 04, 2010 02:11 PM (YX6i/)

275 I know WAY more about Theodore Parker than I should. Spoke and wrote 7 languages, crazy-smart abolitionist, and simply detested his wife!

Posted by: Catholic Cowboy at September 04, 2010 02:12 PM (dk36f)

276 Life is a corrupting process from the time a child learns to play his mother off against his father in the politics of when to go to bed; he who fears corruption fears life. - Saul Alinsky

Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at September 04, 2010 02:13 PM (DC+Gj)

277

"I"ll only do it until I need glasses"

- Stevie Wonder

- or Ray Charles

- or Helen Keller ...

Posted by: Gary Rosen at September 04, 2010 02:13 PM (9CzKK)

278 Have to disagree with one quotation here, the one from Dean Wormer, about "fat, lazy and stupid is no way to go through life, son".

Ted Kennedy disproved that on a regular basis.

Posted by: irongrampa at September 04, 2010 02:15 PM (ud5dN)

279

Yo - Pass it to me, I'm open!!!

Posted by: Michael Kennedy at September 04, 2010 02:15 PM (2ocJB)

280 "I'm a bi-sexual Dominatrix who knows some people who do freaky shit."

- mpurinTexas

Posted by: Saul Alinksy at September 04, 2010 02:16 PM (YX6i/)

281 Boom! Taste my nightstick.

Posted by: Sarah Palin at September 04, 2010 02:16 PM (w9BEi)

282
"Don't taze me bro!"

-Maxine Waters, D-Moonbats

Posted by: Fish at September 04, 2010 02:19 PM (v1gw3)

283 "I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that's a storybook, man." - Corky from the Wonder Years

Posted by: Damiano at September 04, 2010 02:20 PM (PA722)

284 Ought to use that phony Lincoln quote from Star Trek that always gets trotted out:

"There is no honorable way to kill. No gentle way to destroy. There is nothing good in war except its ending."

Posted by: Beppo at September 04, 2010 02:21 PM (hsCKa)

285

from lauraw. twitter,

"Momma told me not to come", John Edwards.

Posted by: willow at September 04, 2010 02:22 PM (/x2TR)

286 "Oh, shit!" -- virtually every pilot and race driver in history, just before their SHTF Moment.

Posted by: MrScribbler at September 04, 2010 02:22 PM (Ulu3i)

287 "Do you know what the chain of command is here? It's the chain I go get and beat you with to show you who's in command."

Jayne in Firefly

Posted by: EZB at September 04, 2010 02:23 PM (fa9yq)

288

Fish said, "Liberals will do absolutely anything to be considered chic and suave, even sucking Michelle's cock."

To be charitable, maybe she's gone completely blind.

Posted by: Quint&Jessel, Sea of Azof, Bly, UK at September 04, 2010 02:23 PM (1kwr2)

289 Mpur, that's the saddest thing i ever read.

Posted by: willow at September 04, 2010 02:25 PM (/x2TR)

290 "Our gods are dead. Ancient Klingon warriors slew them a millenia ago. They were more trouble than they were worth." M'Chelle Obama

Posted by: Damiano at September 04, 2010 02:26 PM (PA722)

291 Hear is what my response to Alinsky about corruption would be:

I don't fear corruption. I hate it. Those who are corrupt should fear my boot in theirs.

Posted by: Editor at September 04, 2010 02:28 PM (YX6i/)

292 There's another quote, behind Barry's desk, at the back of the rug. "Bitch set me up." --Marion Berry

Posted by: George Orwell at September 04, 2010 02:28 PM (AZGON)

293 "End table!"

Posted by: The guy who says en fuego! at September 04, 2010 02:28 PM (5I0Yr)

294 Here... oh geeze, i suck.

Posted by: Editor at September 04, 2010 02:28 PM (YX6i/)

295

I just love watching liberals being pretentious and showing what complete idiots they are.

Pass the popcorn!

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at September 04, 2010 02:29 PM (WF5bO)

296 A speech made by TOTUS is a hand-polished die-cast collectible.

Posted by: Franklin Delano Mint at September 04, 2010 02:29 PM (rZOYC)

297

I am sure they (the Obamas and the WH) will demand a new rug made pronto.

Michelle: "Who cares what happens to the wrong quote rug?" It's not like anybody else can use the rug with the presidential seal or something.

Posted by: always right at September 04, 2010 02:29 PM (8/wkb)

298 And the #1 Obama Rug Quote:

"Wipe that disgusting grin off your face or I will gouge your eyeballs out and SKULL-FUCK YOU!"

--Gandhi

Posted by: Bitsko at September 04, 2010 02:30 PM (8/KZN)

299 "segregation today . . .segregation tomorrow . . . segregation forever"

Malik Zulu Shabazz, chairman of the New Black Panther Party

Posted by: Rocks at September 04, 2010 02:30 PM (ivAmM)

300 Ooooof!!! Kid in band just got SMOOSHED by an ND receiver. Youtube in 5 minutes.

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 04, 2010 02:30 PM (hV/FZ)

301 "Did I do that?!?!" -Erkel

Posted by: Damiano at September 04, 2010 02:31 PM (PA722)

302 Yeah, saw that. Kid just stood there and took it.

Posted by: Editor at September 04, 2010 02:31 PM (YX6i/)

303 On the left hand border someone spotted this in the rug: "She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon." --Groucho Marx

Posted by: George Orwell at September 04, 2010 02:32 PM (AZGON)

304 "Fuck you, Jobu."

Posted by: White House Rug at September 04, 2010 02:33 PM (rIiRY)

305 "Go back to your drinks. Jedi business."

Posted by: White House Rug at September 04, 2010 02:34 PM (rIiRY)

306 "Take my wife... Please"

Posted by: White House Rug at September 04, 2010 02:34 PM (PA722)

307 "Why don't you go home and get your shinebox?"

Posted by: Rich Sanchez at September 04, 2010 02:35 PM (5I0Yr)

308 "I've got a bad feeling about this."

Posted by: White House Rug at September 04, 2010 02:36 PM (rIiRY)

309 Kill me! Kill me now! I'm here! - JFK

Posted by: White House Rug at September 04, 2010 02:36 PM (PA722)

310 Originally meant for the rug's border but taken out later: "I've been to what, 57 States?" --Barry Soetoro

Posted by: George Orwell at September 04, 2010 02:37 PM (AZGON)

311 "Like Sands Through the Hourglass, So are the Days of Our Lives."

Posted by: Socrates at September 04, 2010 05:42 PM (8+aLs)

EXCELLENT!

Posted by: Ted Theodore Logan and Bill S. Preston, Esq. at September 04, 2010 02:37 PM (DCQ0q)

312 "Another quaalude, she gonna love me again."

Posted by: Roman "Scarface" Polanski at September 04, 2010 02:38 PM (5I0Yr)

313 Favorite Obama Quotes that didn't make the rug:

A prince never lacks legitimate reasons to break his promise.
Niccolo Machiavelli

Posted by: Rocks at September 04, 2010 02:38 PM (ivAmM)

314 How do you say that in Austrian?

Posted by: Wile E. Coyote, SUPER GENIUS at September 04, 2010 02:39 PM (DCQ0q)

315

Ace and fellow morons / moronettes,

Laugh all you want / can now. Next week Obama (and the smartest administration evah) is going to announce a new set of 'programs' or 'policies' to solve our economy woes.

After the outgoing Christina Romer confessed they had no idea what happened, and they had run out of ideas.

After she said they 'gave it their best shots' in this past 19 - 20 months. (from HotAir)

IF even their guy (Romer) called their 'best' solutions doing diddly squat, what would you think the new solutions next week would be called?

"OUR NEXT BEST SHOT"? or Do they finally admit they slept in the Holiday Inn Express?

Posted by: always right at September 04, 2010 02:41 PM (8/wkb)

316 Question for anyone....What do you do when you realize that 99% of your friends are liberal and incredibly ignorant?

Posted by: Dan at September 04, 2010 02:43 PM (1jzSs)

317 If the carpetmaking clowns knew jack, they would know that even Dr, King himself gave proper credit for the expression at the time.

I'd rather not make a big deal about it nonetheless, lest those shitbirds waste thousands of our dollars on correcting it.

Posted by: logprof at September 04, 2010 02:43 PM (BP6Z1)

318 Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerous ways, Lord Vader. Your sad devotion to that ancient religion has not helped you conjure up the stolen data tapes, or given you clairvoyance enough to find the rebels' hidden fortress... Ugghhh... - Scott Mclellan

Posted by: White House Rug at September 04, 2010 02:44 PM (PA722)

319 To make the whole fiasco a total success the oval office now looks like a 1970s era Hyatt hotel suite.

Posted by: mueller at September 04, 2010 02:45 PM (8BaFI)

320 Houston, we have a problem.

Posted by: Not Dan at September 04, 2010 02:46 PM (q08oe)

321 Posted by: Dan at September 04, 2010 06:43 PM (1jzSs) See "Proper Care and Feeding of Your New Pet Hob" an instructional pamphlet by Ace of Spades

Posted by: Damiano at September 04, 2010 02:48 PM (PA722)

322 Hob= Hobo

Posted by: Damiano at September 04, 2010 02:49 PM (PA722)

323 As God is my witness I thought turkeys could fly . Stuff Biden Said first edition .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at September 04, 2010 02:50 PM (XDeui)

324 The rug-master is down to 42% again on Raz.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at September 04, 2010 02:52 PM (L8kaT)

325 "I'm a bi-sexual Dominatrix who knows some people who do freaky shit." - mpurinTexas Piqued your interest, Editor?

Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at September 04, 2010 02:52 PM (DC+Gj)

326 Mpur, that's the saddest thing i ever read. Yeah, and it's straight out of O's bible.

Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at September 04, 2010 02:53 PM (DC+Gj)

327

How can you blow 800k on the Oval Office at a time like this? You know, when Michelle is just back from Rhonda, Spain. And Barry and Michelle are just back from Martha's Vineyard. And Barry and Michelle are at Camp David. And when Barry hasn't played golf in two days.

These people are too busy for a makeover like that.

Posted by: $ Watcher at September 04, 2010 02:55 PM (rIiRY)

328 mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836)

Maybe the best nic of all morondom
BTW
My ancestors were kicking Mexico's ass waaay before 1836

Posted by: Beto at September 04, 2010 02:56 PM (H+LJc)

329

Yeeeow. Ouch. Gimme that thing with the button. Yowzah. Wow. Oh my. Ouch. Ouch.

--Cliff Clavin

Posted by: Ronster at September 04, 2010 02:57 PM (q08oe)

330 How is Chris Matthews going to react to that?

Posted by: always right at September 04, 2010 02:57 PM (8/wkb)

331 So the left spending 45 years misquoting and making shit up to suit their political agenda has finally caught up to them? In the immortal words of Jefferson, "Life ain't nothin but bitches and money."

Posted by: Representative for the Homosapiens at September 04, 2010 02:57 PM (/idDL)

332 Here's another quote for the rug:
"If you swing at curveballs, that's all you're gonna get".
- Yogi Berra

Oh yeah, it turns out the Discovery Channel gunman was an eco-terrorist after all. He was flummoxed and bamboozled by Al Gore and all those dweeby panty-bunch web sites that insist "Global Warming is REAL!1!".

Posted by: Will at September 04, 2010 02:58 PM (FIkYQ)

333
did you know Obama declared a state of emergency in MA on Friday morning?

did you know all we got was a little rain and a strong breeze?

Posted by: i got a gal in kalamazoo...zoo...zoo...zoo at September 04, 2010 02:58 PM (/AACO)

334 We're sending you to Grammy's house for the long weekend.

Posted by: Stanley A. Dunham at September 04, 2010 02:59 PM (rZOYC)

335 "I'm an ass and a liar." -Michael Joseph Gross -Joe McGinnis Oh wait, thats real. My bad.

Posted by: Dan at September 04, 2010 03:00 PM (1jzSs)

336 did you know Obama declared a state of emergency in MA on Friday morning?

He was praying to Gaia for a disaster so he would have a crisis to grandstand from

Posted by: Beto at September 04, 2010 03:03 PM (H+LJc)

337 O/T: oh geez on an ordinary weekend they dump but I guess this will have way bigger dumps: " NYT: DEMS PLAN 'FIREWALL' TO SAVE HOUSE... DEVELOPING... Economic woes jeopardize prospects...
via drudge

Posted by: curious at September 04, 2010 03:04 PM (p302b)

338 I've been getting e-mails fast and furious from conservative friends (and the one or two in the family).

You must say, however, that the rug goes with the thrift store/grandpa's basement vibe Barky probably grew up with.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 04, 2010 03:05 PM (UOM48)

339 359 Question for anyone....What do you do when you realize that 99% of your friends are liberal and incredibly ignorant?

Posted by: Dan at September 04, 2010 06:43 PM (1jzSs)

Thank the Lord you've come to your senses. Then get some new friends.

Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Pro Debate Team, Bacon Raconteur at September 04, 2010 03:06 PM (eCAn3)

340 O/T - I'm watching the original Alien Nation movie and I did not know that Mandy Patinkin played George Francisco. Heh. Which segways to another great quote for the rug: "My name is Indigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at September 04, 2010 03:07 PM (DC+Gj)

341 Oh and this small one about taxpayers bailing out Afghan banks....
which the financial blogs mentioned the other day...

Posted by: curious at September 04, 2010 03:07 PM (p302b)

342 I'm imagining a head of state in the Oval, looking around and going, "Damn, did I just time-travel back to the 70's?"

The next president will need a shovel and a pest company to clean out the Oval. (Poor Resolute Desk. You just know Barky wanted it cut up for firewood.)

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 04, 2010 03:08 PM (UOM48)

343 Question for anyone....What do you do when you realize that 99% of your friends are liberal and incredibly ignorant? Posted by: Dan at September 04, 2010 06:43 PM (1jzSs) Thank the Lord you've come to your senses. Then get some new friends. Or heat up a butter knife and have some fun.

Posted by: mpurinTexas (kicking Mexico's ass since 1836) at September 04, 2010 03:08 PM (DC+Gj)

344 We are days away from fundamentally changing the United States of America. But first you will blow me. Barack Hussein Obama

Posted by: timwi at September 04, 2010 03:12 PM (Sxt4Z)

345 "Stupid is as stupid does"

"Dial 555-653-7974 for a good time"

"Don't you puke on my shoes"

Posted by: Robert at September 04, 2010 03:13 PM (cd6Ip)

346

Artificial horizon? Naw, I only use the real thing, girls!

Posted by: JFK Jr. at September 04, 2010 03:13 PM (thr9V)

347 I guess the White House figured the right interior designer was the art director from "That 70s Show." mmm... Mila Kunis

Posted by: George Orwell at September 04, 2010 03:14 PM (AZGON)

348 That twitter feed is pretty funny. Even funnier is the occasional pathetic Obamabot who chimes in with how it's not funny. Denial's not just a river in Egypt.

Posted by: Y-not at September 04, 2010 03:16 PM (osFsP)

349 392 That twitter feed is pretty funny. Even funnier is the occasional pathetic Obamabot who chimes in with how it's not funny. Denial's not just a river in Egypt.

Posted by: Y-not at September 04, 2010 07:16 PM (osFsP)

It's nearly as satisfying as making a liberal intellectual retard's head explode with reality on facebook.

Posted by: Unclefacts, AoSHQ Pro Debate Team, Bacon Raconteur at September 04, 2010 03:18 PM (eCAn3)

350 Since the Obamas decided they didn't like Bush 43's rug, does he (Bush) get it back? Or did the Obamas toss it?

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at September 04, 2010 03:22 PM (Yq+qN)

351 Since the Obamas decided they didn't like Bush 43's rug, does he (Bush) get it back? Or did the Obamas toss it? They gave it to Bo and encouraged him to pee on it.

Posted by: George Orwell at September 04, 2010 03:23 PM (AZGON)

352

'we are the purple lipped cock suckers we've been waiting for'.

Posted by: Barry Obama at September 04, 2010 03:24 PM (d8j9X)

353 The Oval Office also looks so dark now. What was wrong with the "sunny" decor?

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at September 04, 2010 03:25 PM (Yq+qN)

354

>>The Oval Office also looks so dark now. What was wrong with the "sunny" decor?

Heh. What are you trying to say?

Posted by: Ronster at September 04, 2010 03:28 PM (q08oe)

355 Off-piste is the greatest!

Posted by: Sonny Bono at September 04, 2010 03:33 PM (jH9zI)

356 #254 wins teh internets

Posted by: someone at September 04, 2010 03:33 PM (DfAwB)

357 "Don't get saucy with me, bearnaise!"

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 04, 2010 03:34 PM (tJaN3)

358 When I was a young man my eyes were icey blue and my dick was fiery red. Now I'm an old man. My eyes are red and.......

Posted by: My Grandpa at September 04, 2010 03:37 PM (jH9zI)

359 "Don't get saucy with me, bearnaise!" Puns like that are a firing offense.

Posted by: Cock O'Van at September 04, 2010 03:39 PM (AZGON)

360 OT. Some kind of "special" coming up comemorating Jerry Rivers time as a wanna be journalist. Don't miss it if you can.

Posted by: Ronster at September 04, 2010 03:41 PM (q08oe)

361 Go easy on Barry, English is his second language.

Posted by: sifty at September 04, 2010 03:47 PM (PJJWW)

362 ''The reforms we seek would bring greater competition, choice, savings and inefficiencies to our health care system.''
Â—Barack Obama

Posted by: Lemmenkainen from somewhere in dar al-harb at September 04, 2010 03:52 PM (Iw4dM)

363 "Let me be absolutely clear. Israel is a strong friend of Israel's. It will be a strong friend of Israel's under a McCain...administration. It will be a strong friend of Israel's under an Obama administration. So that policy is not going to change." - Barack Obama (PBUH)

Posted by: Lemmenkainen from somewhere in dar al-harb at September 04, 2010 03:55 PM (Iw4dM)

364 401 "Don't get saucy with me, bearnaise!" Last time I take you to Holland, Daisy...

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 04, 2010 04:00 PM (tJjm/)

365 What do you do when you realize that 99% of your friends are liberal and incredibly ignorant?

You know, there are other religions than the Unitarians.

Posted by: Bitsko at September 04, 2010 04:13 PM (8/KZN)

366 To make the whole fiasco a total success the oval office now looks like a 1970s era Hyatt hotel suite.

Huggy Bear would have it no other way.

Posted by: Bitsko at September 04, 2010 04:18 PM (8/KZN)

367 The firing of the rug czar will be announced in 5, 4, 3....

Posted by: braininahat at September 04, 2010 04:23 PM (q1suJ)

368 To make the whole fiasco a total success the oval office now looks like a 1970s era Hyatt hotel suite.

Just thank God the drapes aren't leopard-print, the furniture isn't zebra-striped, and there isn't a black-velvet devil painting.

Posted by: Bitsko at September 04, 2010 04:23 PM (8/KZN)

369 Bummer. Now the quotes are ALL by dead white guys.

Posted by: Botox Billie at September 04, 2010 04:32 PM (4sQwu)

370

It's a given that future Oval Office carpets will include
some of the sage sayings of Obama! "WE are the ones
we have been waiting for" comes across to me as one
for the ages...... or "C'mon guys, we're buying shrimp!"

A truly indelible stamp on the psyche of America.

Posted by: grizzlybare at September 04, 2010 04:34 PM (5Zqvh)

371 07:24 PM (d8j9X)

That you Kilgore?

Posted by: Cjarlez Derbin at September 04, 2010 04:34 PM (rZOYC)

372

The logo,colour,are the inspiration,by OMama OBama's

State dinner drapes,er,I mean dress!!!

Posted by: canopfor at September 04, 2010 04:39 PM (a3Sfb)

373

Maybe its a Magic Carpet,and its already colour cordinated

in desert camouflage,light Sh*t-Brindle Brown,when Hopey

takes his imaginary rides,er,to Mecca!!

Posted by: canopfor at September 04, 2010 04:46 PM (a3Sfb)

374 "I'll have a bloody mary, a steak sandwich and a steak sandwich."

Posted by: Nancy "Fletch" Pelosi at September 04, 2010 04:49 PM (tJaN3)

375 I kinda like this one:

"Can you smell what The Rock is cooking?" Nelson Rockefeller

Posted by: jmflynny at September 04, 2010 04:53 PM (Y7v4e)

376 When in doubt go on vacation.

Posted by: ancient chinese philosopher at September 04, 2010 05:04 PM (AxNvC)

377 Speaking of being smart, here's one for the dumb criminal file:

"I text the Sheriff (but I didn't text the deputy)!"

Posted by: TheresaD at September 04, 2010 05:11 PM (K9XK2)

378 When he kneels on the rug twice a day, is there an
an embroidered arrow pointing directly toward, um,
you know...a black cube in, um,....a city....sorta east?

Posted by: grizzlybare at September 04, 2010 05:12 PM (5Zqvh)

379 You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

-Dean Martin

Posted by: Pawn at September 04, 2010 06:06 PM (emF0q)

380 "Badges, We don't need not stinkin' badges"

Posted by: TheThinman at September 04, 2010 06:13 PM (W4YAX)

381 Stand up, Chuck! God love ya, what am I talking about?

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 04, 2010 08:27 PM (XCXhL)

382 One of the quotes that didn't make the cut was "The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

Posted by: Marie at September 05, 2010 05:10 AM (GuTKr)

383 "The Buck stops with G.W.Bush."
-Harry Truman

Posted by: franksalterego at September 05, 2010 05:23 AM (+6fgE)

384

...given the fact it has taken the Obummer administration an exceptionally long time to respond to this crisis (well, come to think of it, perhaps just SOP), I would expect an explanation worthy of MSM worship status!

Posted by: rookwood at September 05, 2010 06:44 AM (Vwjhs)

385 "Why can't General Motors make a Toyota Corolla?"
--Henry Ford

Posted by: franksalterego at September 05, 2010 08:39 AM (+6fgE)

386 "It could have been a lot worse."
--George Donner

Posted by: franksalterego at September 05, 2010 08:51 AM (+6fgE)

387 I know WAY more about Theodore Parker than I should. Spoke and wrote 7 languages, crazy-smart abolitionist, and simply detested his wife!

Posted by: Catholic Cowboy at September 04, 2010 06:12 PM (dk36f)

Okay, on that last one, I have to know why, especially when the guy is on record as saying that women should have equal rights with men! Couldn't Mrs. Parker cook? Did she look like Michelle O with 5-o'clock shadow? Did she fall asleep during his sermons? Make fun of his bald spot? Or what?

Posted by: Mary in LA at September 05, 2010 11:53 AM (x9+RF)

388 36
New rugs?

Yes!

Posted by: Bo at September 04, 2010 04:10 PM (BzJFj)

(Picture the First Dog rubbing its ass on the rug.) I still get shudders at the pecker tracks Clenis left in the old rug.

Posted by: torabora at September 05, 2010 12:02 PM (UO8tH)

389

Not only is the quote wrong, the seal in the center of the rug is the Seal of the Vice President of the United States.

the VP seal has a white background, blue stars. The POTUS seal has a blue background, white stars.

nice work design crew.

New quote: "Hey Barack, can I come into your office and see my rug?"

--Plugs

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