December 31, 2010
— Ace Not a lot of funny stuff this year. Again. But here are three.
A Top Ten on Michelle Obama's claim that she had to depart the US on her husband's birthday to go celebrate in a glamorous Spanish Riviera resort with her gal-pals, because, see, one of her friends' dad had just died. She had to go party it up out of respect for the dead.
On Christopher Buckely -- who'd termed Obama a "rara avis" (rare bird), one of those few politicians to write his own books, and write them incredibly well -- gushing over a nothing of a fart of an Obama speech.
On Keith Olbermann claiming resistance to the Ground Zero Mosque is the first step of a new Holocaust.
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Posted by: ef at December 31, 2010 12:36 PM (c7Pp2)
Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2010 12:36 PM (7qCPY)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2010 12:39 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: That Funny Ewok in a 2011 Party Hat at December 31, 2010 12:39 PM (xQAv5)
Posted by: Pat Caddell at December 31, 2010 12:42 PM (1fB+3)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2010 12:47 PM (tJjm/)
Posted by: Mooch-elle Obama at December 31, 2010 12:49 PM (zgZzy)
Posted by: Quiche Olberfrau at December 31, 2010 12:51 PM (zgZzy)
Posted by: Keith Olbermann at December 31, 2010 12:56 PM (P33XN)
Posted by: Joe "The Brain" Biden at December 31, 2010 12:56 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2010 12:58 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Mr Pink at December 31, 2010 12:59 PM (Qnd2o)
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 01:01 PM (8uDC8)
Posted by: eman at December 31, 2010 01:01 PM (+iY8m)
Posted by: Oldsailor at December 31, 2010 01:01 PM (AovJ3)
Exhibit A: Meggie Mac
Exhibit B: Chris Buckley
I'm getting ready to go to an oyster roast and can't think of any others.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2010 01:02 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: AmishDude at December 31, 2010 01:03 PM (BvBKY)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2010 01:04 PM (UOM48)
Which is why I got that done yesterday. Cold drunk and alone is no way to go through life...which is why I hang out here.
Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 01:11 PM (YYVL1)
Posted by: eman at December 31, 2010 01:12 PM (+iY8m)
Posted by: Countessa Cruella Deville Brewer at December 31, 2010 01:12 PM (OMp8p)
Posted by: Ronster at December 31, 2010 01:12 PM (Ikn3z)
Posted by: eman at December 31, 2010 01:14 PM (+iY8m)
Posted by: eman at December 31, 2010 01:16 PM (+iY8m)
How fast can you get to San Francisco?
From Jersey? Pretty sure I couldn't make it even if I hopped on a plane right now. Thanks, though
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at December 31, 2010 01:16 PM (8uDC8)
Posted by: eman at December 31, 2010 01:18 PM (+iY8m)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 31, 2010 01:20 PM (TMB3S)
This is the only friggin' place in the whole friggin' world where I can say that....
And the world is pretty damn pleased about that, I'm sure.
This is what happens when I don't have anyone around to booze it up with
Posted by: MrScribbler© at December 31, 2010 01:21 PM (Ulu3i)
Drunk blogging commences in 1:24:30.
Posted by: swamp_yankee at December 31, 2010 01:23 PM (3DIBw)
....Bacon Tempura.
Someone please remind me to post the recipe later. If you're sober enough.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2010 01:25 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Palin Steele at December 31, 2010 01:26 PM (zgZzy)
Posted by: Emperor of Icecream at December 31, 2010 01:26 PM (epBek)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 31, 2010 01:27 PM (jU13e)
Posted by: Mel Gibson at December 31, 2010 01:27 PM (7qCPY)
Posted by: Keith Olbermann
We know it wasn't your pillow Keith. Yours has a hole in the middle where you bit through it.
Posted by: MrCaniac at December 31, 2010 01:28 PM (oREHE)
Posted by: Oldsailor at December 31, 2010 01:29 PM (AovJ3)
Posted by: Techno-Viking at December 31, 2010 01:29 PM (zgZzy)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2010 01:30 PM (UOM48)
And Mitch McConnell and some of the other GOP senators will work very hard to show the American people that the Senate is best left in the hands of the Democrats.
Posted by: Soothsayer3P0 at December 31, 2010 01:30 PM (i7Grp)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 31, 2010 01:30 PM (zgZzy)
I wrote some funny posts as well. Is this a contest? I don't see the entry form.
Can we use essays submitted in other contests?
Posted by: Respectable Liberal Blogger Ezra Klein at December 31, 2010 01:30 PM (VoSja)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 31, 2010 01:31 PM (jU13e)
I'm getting on a plane bound for Florida. But first, some Captain and Cherry Coke.
Oh yeah!
They should make some commercials where the Captain busts through walls like the KoolAid guy. That would rock.
Posted by: Admiral Akbar at December 31, 2010 01:31 PM (MrMxG)
Posted by: Leeca Merkovsky at December 31, 2010 01:32 PM (zgZzy)
Posted by: Oldsailor at December 31, 2010 01:32 PM (AovJ3)
Posted by: Cherry π at December 31, 2010 01:32 PM (+sBB4)
We need the moron horde to run rampant on some lib blog here real soon. Toby needs to push some brown, IYKWIMAITYD.
Posted by: Toby the Beagle at December 31, 2010 01:32 PM (oREHE)
Also, a ratings systems.
Co-bloggers should be graded. Lowest ratings means expulsion death.
FIFY. Spice things up.
Posted by: Admiral Akbar at December 31, 2010 01:33 PM (MrMxG)
Posted by: jewells45 at December 31, 2010 01:33 PM (Z71Vg)
Posted by: Brett Favre at December 31, 2010 01:34 PM (zgZzy)
Posted by: Cherry π at December 31, 2010 01:34 PM (+sBB4)
Posted by: Barry Ogabe at December 31, 2010 01:35 PM (zgZzy)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2010 01:35 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 31, 2010 01:35 PM (zgZzy)
Posted by: Deanna Favre at December 31, 2010 01:35 PM (YX6i/)
85 I'm afraid that would violate our marriage conduct policy, Brett.
Oh please. Junk pics are how I landed you!
Posted by: Brett Favre at December 31, 2010 01:36 PM (zgZzy)
Let's see - one more Cap'n and Coke and I can buzz blog a bit before its time to drive to the airport.
I can see the Captain commercial now - "this is the best idea you've ever had!"
Posted by: blaster at December 31, 2010 01:37 PM (MrMxG)
Everyone stay safe tonight. If not, we want a detailed post with pics.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2010 01:38 PM (UOM48)
Oh, they're real. And they're spectacular!
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at December 31, 2010 01:38 PM (swuwV)
Posted by: Ronster at December 31, 2010 01:39 PM (Ikn3z)
In 2011...
the liberated Lockerbie bomber will not die.
But thousands of innocent people will be killed by Islamic terrorists 'militant groups.'
Posted by: Soothsayer3P0 at December 31, 2010 01:40 PM (i7Grp)
At the end of 2011, right around Christmas time, Joe Biden will be retired.
I'd love to see his face when they tell him.
Posted by: Soothsayer3P0 at December 31, 2010 01:41 PM (i7Grp)
Oops, make that 5,7,5.
Crap. Now I have to start all over.
In a haiku it Goes five, and seven, five. Eman mislead me. Prick.
Posted by: Black Mamba (means prick in a nice way!) at December 31, 2010 01:41 PM (tSxym)
It will be sad to say goodbye to 2010: the year of the chicken.
Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2010 01:42 PM (7qCPY)
I'm getting on a plane bound for Florida. But first, some Captain and Cherry Coke.
LOL...got my jug o' Captain right here!
Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 01:43 PM (YYVL1)
Posted by: blaster at December 31, 2010 01:44 PM (MrMxG)
Posted by: Paper at December 31, 2010 01:44 PM (VoSja)
Posted by: Ronster at December 31, 2010 01:44 PM (Ikn3z)
Posted by: blaster at December 31, 2010 01:46 PM (MrMxG)
Someone please remind me to post the recipe later. If you're sober enough.
You can't be too drunk for bacon!!!
Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 01:46 PM (YYVL1)
Posted by: Oldsailor at December 31, 2010 01:46 PM (AovJ3)
waitaminute...
2010 was the year of Racism!
A round-up of all the silly charges of racism would make an interesting post. For instance, it starts with shithead Howard Fineman , one year ago, saying Scott Brown's p/u truck was code for racism.
Posted by: Soothsayer3P0 at December 31, 2010 01:47 PM (i7Grp)
Posted by: Scott Brown's Truck at December 31, 2010 01:49 PM (3DIBw)
Posted by: Cherry π at December 31, 2010 01:51 PM (+sBB4)
Posted by: Ronster at December 31, 2010 01:51 PM (Ikn3z)
Oh, c'mon ace, we'll be the judges of that!
I think there were some very funny posts... but, of course, in my valu-rite induced stupor none of the specifics come to mind. (Well, the creepy ewok theme you had going during the election was great - I do remember that much.)
The formula for sure-fire success in funny posts is more FLOTUS Fashion Threads. You really can't miss with those.
Posted by: Y-not at December 31, 2010 01:52 PM (IDL9N)
Posted by: blaster at December 31, 2010 01:53 PM (MrMxG)
The goat?
Okay, I'm out of here. Texas "fudge" just came out of the oven (cheese, eggs, jalapenos baked and cut into squares). Ass-burning good.
Later, morons/ettes. I've got the bacon tempura recipe on my desk.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2010 01:55 PM (UOM48)
I'm sorry, but your request has caused an overloaded response and is slowing down servers.
Posted by: Google Pics at December 31, 2010 01:55 PM (YYVL1)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2010 01:55 PM (tJjm/)
At the time it was scary. But now that we've survived it, it was quite funny.
Posted by: Y-not at December 31, 2010 01:56 PM (IDL9N)
Posted by: Cherry π at December 31, 2010 01:57 PM (+sBB4)
Posted by: EmilyM. at December 31, 2010 01:57 PM (zH0Mn)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 31, 2010 05:55 PM (UOM4
I'll keep drinking until you get back!
Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 01:58 PM (YYVL1)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2010 01:58 PM (tJjm/)
From now on I'm referring to 2011 as 'the one one' because I want to be a cool hip hop kid..
Posted by: swamp yankee at December 31, 2010 01:59 PM (3DIBw)
I think ace's mega-tirade in which he told us what was and was not funny was hysterical.
I miss the Tirade, Bannning, Apology cycle.
Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2010 01:59 PM (7qCPY)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2010 02:00 PM (tJjm/)
Posted by: Cherry π at December 31, 2010 02:00 PM (+sBB4)
I think ace's mega-tirade in which he told us what was and was not funny was hysterical.
This was the inspiration for my Haiku @ 83.
Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2010 02:02 PM (7qCPY)
Same here, jewells.
Mr Y-not and I have concluded that 2011 has to be better than 2010. We faced health problems (although, fortunately, not as horrible as some here have faced, but by our standards pretty bad), job problems, financial losses, and personal betrayals. Basically, we were kicked in the nuts in 2010. The new year has got to be better.
This place really has meant a lot to me... and, by extension, to Mr Y-not (although he's not a regular reader, he appreciates the boosts to my spirit this place brings). Thanks to everyone and a big thank you to ace for hosting us.
Posted by: Y-not at December 31, 2010 02:02 PM (IDL9N)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2010 02:02 PM (tJjm/)
From now on I'm referring to 2011 as 'the one one' because I want to be a cool hip hop kid..
I think you mean "the oh one one." As in: "Barack Obama will still be the bizz-omb in the oh one one."
Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 02:02 PM (YYVL1)
Posted by: Ronster at December 31, 2010 02:03 PM (Ikn3z)
Posted by: Cherry π at December 31, 2010 02:03 PM (+sBB4)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2010 02:03 PM (tJjm/)
Posted by: blaster at December 31, 2010 02:04 PM (MrMxG)
OK, CoolCzech, I confess that I read that as "Baked Lobster Larry Flynt" and given yesterday's thread, well I have to ask. There isn't "cooter" in it, is there?
What makes it "Larry"?
Posted by: Y-not at December 31, 2010 02:04 PM (IDL9N)
Posted by: blaster at December 31, 2010 02:05 PM (MrMxG)
Posted by: evensickerofObama at December 31, 2010 02:06 PM (sFUT5)
I miss the Tirade, Bannning, Apology cycle.
One of my favorites was when ace confused blaster and the Chevy SUV 'cause they kind of sound alike.
Posted by: Ronster at December 31, 2010 02:06 PM (Ikn3z)
Posted by: IreneFingIrene at December 31, 2010 02:06 PM (NkGvY)
I think I was abused as a child because of those three elements the "apology" posts always made me the most uncomfortable.
Posted by: Y-not at December 31, 2010 02:06 PM (IDL9N)
Ewoks stalk. Skulls burn.
Chicken fucked. In pudding balls
Are dipped. <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsS811o21-k">Paul Anka.</a>
Posted by: Black Mamba (means prick in a nice way!) at December 31, 2010 02:07 PM (tSxym)
Tonight, we will be sharing some hot dogs and beans with Velma Hart.
Posted by: Cherry π at December 31, 2010 02:07 PM (+sBB4)
One of my favorites was when ace confused blaster and the Chevy SUV 'cause they kind of sound alike.
I love it when ace's tampon dries out. It's comedy gold.
Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2010 02:07 PM (7qCPY)
One of my favorites was when ace confused blaster and the Chevy SUV 'cause they kind of sound alike.
Err, whut?
My favorite was when Ace was in a painc over TARP.
Crap, that was last year!!
Posted by: blaster at December 31, 2010 02:07 PM (MrMxG)
One of my favorites was when ace confused blaster and the Chevy SUV 'cause they kind of sound alike.
Huh, looking back, there was a time where Ace was all up in my jock and I was like huh? and so you are saying it was a case of mistaken identity?
Dang.
I wonder if Ace still has the theme song up in here - I lost that computer in the divorce.
Posted by: blaster at December 31, 2010 02:11 PM (MrMxG)
Posted by: blaster at December 31, 2010 02:12 PM (MrMxG)
Posted by: blaster at December 31, 2010 02:13 PM (MrMxG)
Posted by: blaster at December 31, 2010 02:16 PM (MrMxG)
Posted by: evensickerofObama at December 31, 2010 02:16 PM (sFUT5)
Posted by: Y-not at December 31, 2010 02:17 PM (IDL9N)
Posted by: Cherry ð
Well, that's every year, isn't it?
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at December 31, 2010 02:17 PM (sJTmU)
Shouldn't their party symbol be a UPC barcode on a white background?
Posted by: AmishDude at December 31, 2010 02:18 PM (BvBKY)
Posted by: AmishDude at December 31, 2010 02:19 PM (BvBKY)
Posted by: Ronster at December 31, 2010 02:22 PM (Ikn3z)
Posted by: Ronster at December 31, 2010 02:23 PM (Ikn3z)
I didn't realize Kratos liked Nebraska. I thought it was chemjeff who went there.
Meanwhile, the Bulldogs give up a TD to UCF. Pathetic.
Posted by: Y-not at December 31, 2010 02:23 PM (IDL9N)
Posted by: blaster at December 31, 2010 02:24 PM (MrMxG)
Posted by: Ronster
I think you must be thinking of Dr. Chemjeff. He is the die-hard Husker fan.
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at December 31, 2010 02:25 PM (sJTmU)
I miss the Tirade, Bannning, Apology cycle.
Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2010 05:59 PM (7qCPY)
Obviously, someone's found a doctor who can regulate the epilepsy medication better.
Posted by: Editor at December 31, 2010 02:25 PM (YX6i/)
/
Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 02:26 PM (YYVL1)
Posted by: Unclefacts, Confuse A Cat, Ltd. at December 31, 2010 02:27 PM (eCAn3)
Obviously, someone's found a doctor who can regulate the epilepsy medication better.
Posted by: Editor
Lithium. Lithium and Serotonin.
Lithium, serotonin and cheap vodka.
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at December 31, 2010 02:28 PM (sJTmU)
'Anyone consider the possibility that the "temporary digs" ace occupied this autumn consisted of a small, windowless room with white, cushiony walls?
;-)
Posted by: Y-not at December 31, 2010 02:30 PM (IDL9N)
Posted by: Ronster
Hitting the "refresh" button on the tool bar more frequently is just good policy, but limits the snarky comments when people make small mistakes.
Who can keep this cast of characters straight anyways?
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at December 31, 2010 02:32 PM (sJTmU)
The great one has arrived! Enlighten us!!!
Posted by: Bored Sentient Spammer at December 31, 2010 02:32 PM (YYVL1)
The great one has arrived! Enlighten us!!!
Posted by: Bored Sentient Spammer at December 31, 2010 06:32 PM (YYVL1)
In 2011, UGG boots will merge with Lace Wigs and start WW3.
Posted by: Unclefacts, Confuse A Cat, Ltd. at December 31, 2010 02:37 PM (eCAn3)
In 2011, UGG boots will merge with Lace Wigs and start WW3.
Posted by: Unclefacts, Confuse A Cat, Ltd. at December 31, 2010 06:37 PM (eCAn3)
After which, Obama will bow to laptop-battery guy and ask the UN to step in and negotiate with the UGGWIG Alliance.
Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 02:43 PM (YYVL1)
Posted by: Unclefacts, Confuse A Cat, Ltd. at December 31, 2010 02:45 PM (eCAn3)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2010 02:48 PM (tJjm/)
And the spammer will be the most popular poster we have.
Posted by: AmishDude at December 31, 2010 02:50 PM (BvBKY)
Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2010 02:50 PM (7qCPY)
Prediction: Perez Hilton will be outed as straight and pulling a very long con.
Posted by: AmishDude at December 31, 2010 02:51 PM (BvBKY)
Posted by: CAC at December 31, 2010 02:51 PM (Gr1V1)
Oh, if Chris Christie appoints his successor this blog will be wall-to-wall creepy Ewok.
Posted by: AmishDude at December 31, 2010 02:53 PM (BvBKY)
Posted by: CAC at December 31, 2010 06:51 PM (Gr1V1)
Oh come on, that ain't much of a prediction, the fucker is already mostly dead right now.
Posted by: Unclefacts, Confuse A Cat, Ltd. at December 31, 2010 02:53 PM (eCAn3)
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 31, 2010 02:54 PM (olKiY)
Posted by: CAC at December 31, 2010 02:54 PM (Gr1V1)
Posted by: sentient Lace WUGGS at December 31, 2010 02:55 PM (tSxym)
Posted by: CAC at December 31, 2010 02:57 PM (Gr1V1)
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 31, 2010 06:54 PM (olKiY)
she's alive and well and avoiding this place I think.
Posted by: Unclefacts, Confuse A Cat, Ltd. at December 31, 2010 02:57 PM (eCAn3)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2010 03:01 PM (tJjm/)
she's alive and well and avoiding this place I think.
Posted by: Unclefacts, Confuse A Cat, Ltd. at December 31, 2010 06:57 PM (eCAn3)
Thanks; glad for the first two and somewhat sad about the latter although I can't blame anybody for "having enough" for whatever reason, like having a life.
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 31, 2010 03:01 PM (olKiY)
Snowe, maybe, but Hatch and Loogie should be thinking about which old-age home they want to spend the rest of their life in.
Depending on the length of the appointment, Christie may want to make a splash.
Posted by: AmishDude at December 31, 2010 03:03 PM (BvBKY)
And you people called me evil.
Posted by: Lex Luthor at December 31, 2010 03:04 PM (BvBKY)
Posted by: AmishDude at December 31, 2010 03:07 PM (BvBKY)
Posted by: blaster at December 31, 2010 03:07 PM (OHRxO)
Posted by: Unclefacts, Confuse A Cat, Ltd. at December 31, 2010 03:08 PM (eCAn3)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2010 03:09 PM (tJjm/)
Posted by: blaster at December 31, 2010 03:09 PM (OHRxO)
Posted by: prez wee wee at December 31, 2010 03:12 PM (Ikn3z)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2010 03:13 PM (tJjm/)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2010 03:14 PM (tJjm/)
I hate the "blogging heads" (ie: crap, distorted video feed) format. What happened to text? Doesn't anyone read?
Posted by: Y-not at December 31, 2010 03:15 PM (IDL9N)
I'm no exceptions pro-life, but the thing that matters most is that this person be a competent executive.
Posted by: Y-not at December 31, 2010 03:18 PM (IDL9N)
If the RNC chairman is good, you have no idea where he stands on everything, except that everything Republican is good and everything Democrat is evil.
That is where Steele dropped the ball.
Posted by: Mrs. Tom DeLay at December 31, 2010 03:20 PM (BvBKY)
Posted by: AmishDude at December 31, 2010 03:20 PM (BvBKY)
Posted by: NC Ref at December 31, 2010 03:20 PM (YYVL1)
Posted by: Cicero at December 31, 2010 03:22 PM (Ys0KI)
Yeah, that's a good way to put it.
I hate to say it, but the questions that they're considering asking (follow the link from the Susan B. Anthony page I linked to some Daily Caller site) are useless. I realize that they (SBA) have been asked to focus on "social" issues for the debate, but these are terrible.
I would be more interested in "social issues" like right-to-die/euthanasia/end-of-life counseling in the context of Obamacare than 20 variants of abortion and gay marriage stuff.
Frankly, I'd rather hear what the candidates think are the most important/pressing social issues for the Party to address than to hear their personal views on them, if you know what I mean.
Posted by: Y-not at December 31, 2010 03:24 PM (IDL9N)
Posted by: blaster at December 31, 2010 03:31 PM (OHRxO)
Posted by: Don O at December 31, 2010 03:33 PM (fXt8q)
Memories, like the corners of my mind...
Posted by: andycanuck at December 31, 2010 03:40 PM (2rOwc)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 31, 2010 03:43 PM (tJjm/)
Sample:
179 Cons! I am inserting Tinker Toys one by one into my rear port, cons. When I am finished, I will have a completely built Tinker Toy dildo and it will ALREADY be lodged in my ass, cons!
Posted by: Person of Stupid at June 30, 2010 05:39 PM (PkPsS)
Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at December 31, 2010 04:54 PM (6NOXN)
Well, this year's crop of trolls were pretty lame. It's more fun when they have their wholesale fashion own uniquely pathetic little personalities. Lately, the trolls have all been tired middle school wholesale products variations on "fuck you, conservatives".
Posted by: wholesale at January 02, 2011 05:11 PM (9xr58)
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And when I think about you
I touch myself
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