Obama wearing a dorky helmet and a shit eating grin on his lil bicycle never fails to crack me up. The Salvation Army Urkel golf outfit is pretty superb as well.

That is the guy who made women faint at rallies.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at October 09, 2010 05:28 PM (Vz9lf)

Nice.  Let's not forget him throwing a baseball in mom jeans.  Unless the Tan Man becomes president, I think it's safe to say he owns the crappiest arm to ever sully the Oval Office for the foreseeable future.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at October 09, 2010 05:23 PM (AZWim)

Quick, copyright that!

Somebody did that with Scooby-Doo (I read it with my 6-year old niece) and it was pretty entertaining.

Quick, copyright that!

Heh.  I'm a lazy bastard. 

I still want to see someone make a line of political action figures.  I've thought of that for awhile, but Alvin Greene stole my idea.

You tellin me you wouldn't buy a Richard Lugar action figure, complete with briefcase and Senate desk? 

Ok bad example.

A complete set of Congressional "Baseball" Cards would be pretty cool as well.  Come out every two years like Barone's almanac.  Stats and votes on the back.  Each pack comes with a piece of pig jerky.

Then again, I could be a complete geek.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at October 09, 2010 05:33 PM (AZWim)

You mean Charlie of Orange?

With all due respect to my friend and colleague Delta Smelt, the trading card idea might not be the best thing for this country as it moves forward during this difficult economic transition.

_{I keed}

Seriously, if you could find a good artist and humorist to come up with a political Where's Waldo? coffee table book, I'd bet that there could be a strong market for that.

Specially since the Dems are about to get an ass whoopin'!

Posted by: Ombudsman at October 09, 2010 05:13 PM (c1oyg)

Hey! We started in on Chimpy McBushitler even before he was inaugurated!

You mean Charlie of Orange?

Posted by: stuiec at October 09, 2010 05:55 PM (fgCQL)

Yeah, did you see that throw?  The humanity!  I'd like to see the other Tan Man from Ohio walk to the mound with a cig hangin out is mouth.  I bet he doesn't throw like an 8 year girl.

With all due respect to my friend and colleague Delta Smelt, the trading card idea might not be the best thing for this country as it moves forward during this difficult economic transition.

You telling me I couldn't get rich selling cards to the tens of hundreds of other political geeks all across the land?  I already got Barone locked in for two sets.

You telling me I couldn't get rich selling cards to the tens of hundreds of other political geeks all across the land?  I already got Barone locked in for two sets.

 Posted by: Delta Smelt at October 09, 2010 06:05 PM (AZWim)

Yes, that's exactly what I'm saying.

Oh, and ignore and forget your other idea.

I'm definitely NOT going to capitalize on it...

Posted by: logprof at October 09, 2010 05:10 PM (BP6Z1)

Are you sure he should be in a black hat?

Are you sure he should be in a black hat?

Posted by: Leftard America at October 09, 2010 06:14 PM (fgCQL)

--That shot of him in the black hat is even better!

Did the geniuses running wardrobe realize at all that the robbers and bandits wore the black hats?

OT:

Chris Christie wins the VA Tea Party Patriots Presidential Straw Poll. 

Chris Christie wins the VA Tea Party Patriots Presidential Straw Poll. 

Posted by: Marybeth at October 09, 2010 06:16 PM (hBRoa)

Mittens Romney weeps. 

Posted by: curious at October 09, 2010 06:15 PM (p302b)

There's another thread?

Posted by: Sheriff Joe Biden at October 09, 2010 06:20 PM (BP6Z1)

No, that was the guy behind the counter at the Dunkin' Donuts.  I can tell by his Indian accent.

I like what Biden said for a new slogan;

"This isn't your father's GOP, it's a new breed entirely."

Damn right.

I like what Biden said for a new slogan;

"This isn't your father's GOP, it's a new breed entirely."

Damn right.

Posted by: dagny at October 09, 2010 06:32 PM (bBqXB)

I might point out these aren't my father's Democrats, either.

They DO resemble my father's Communist Party of the USA, however.

You telling me I couldn't get rich selling cards to the tens of hundreds of other political geeks all across the land?  I already got Barone locked in for two sets.

 Posted by: Delta Smelt at October 09, 2010 06:05 PM (AZWim)

Action figures, definately action figures.

You could have battle cards to go with them, like Pokemon, Bakugan, or Yugio. The rare beat all card would be the Chris Christi or the Dick Cheney card.

You could have battle cards to go with them, like Pokemon, Bakugan, or Yugio. The rare beat all card would be the Chris Christi or the Dick Cheney card.

Posted by: dagny at October 09, 2010 06:35 PM (bBqXB)

Just think of the possibilities for the Larry Craig model.  Wide stance built in, bathroom stall sold separately.

Posted by: dagny at October 09, 2010 06:37 PM (bBqXB)

The old man and I were talking about this earlier. Grandpa (paratrooper during Korea) was warning us about this very thing right up until lymphoma took him three years ago on Christmas.

It might sound wierd but I'm glad to be here because it means that maybe I can have a part in kicking some Commie fucking ass this time around.

Posted by: garrett at October 09, 2010 06:54 PM (G6EW9)

And he wears 'em so tight, you can read his lips.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 09, 2010 07:12 PM (c0A3e)

She also used to listen to Grand Funk Underground Railroad.  Her favorite track was "Gimme Shelter."

Obama wearing a dorky helmet and a shit eating grin on his lil bicycle never fails to crack me up. The Salvation Army Urkel golf outfit is pretty superb as well.

That is the guy who made women faint at rallies.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at October 09, 2010 05:15 PM (AZWim)

Fuck you, asshole.  You should have seen the pimply squeaky-voiced dork that knocked me up in the back of his Dad's car in High School!

Posted by: ace at October 09, 2010 07:12 PM (t+Hrl)

Speaking of the Dust Bowl, I drove last weekend down I-5 from San Francisco to Los Angeles.  The farmers in the Central Valley are mad as hell that Pelosi and Co. are turning their land into a new Dust Bowl with the eco-restrictions on irrigation water.

Investors Business Daily noticed this a few months ago, but it's been mounting for almost three years now.

Would you buy a hot dog from a street vendor wearing only a thong bikini?

Would you buy a hot dog from a street vendor wearing only a thong bikini?

Posted by: stuiec at October 09, 2010 07:24 PM (fgCQL)

Depends.  How big are her tits?

Would you buy a hot dog from a street vendor wearing only a thong bikini?

Male or female?  It's important.

I just wonder if we are going to look back and see with complete clarity how the communists manipulated our elections and policy.

Posted by: dagny at October 09, 2010 07:14 PM (bBqXB)

You know why that statement pisses me off? Because I ask myself the same question too and I'm damned tired of hearing Beck and Jones and Noory spout ridiculous shit only to find out that it makes complete sense.

Shit's wearing me out. I guess it is time for non-hybridized crisis garden seeds.

Would you buy a hot dog from a street vendor wearing only a thong bikini?

Posted by: stuiec at October 09, 2010 07:24 PM (fgCQL)

Shit's wearing me out. I guess it is time for non-hybridized crisis garden seeds.

Fuck the crisis seeds.  I growing tobacco or pot.  Can't decide.

Male or female? It's important.

Posted by: Soona at October 09, 2010 07:29 PM (f9Pxh)

Female. The males wearing the thongs are customers.

Joining Ranks Hot Dog Customer Dons Thong Bikini, Joins With Pasties-clad Vendor To Show Solidarity.

June 04, 1991

By LARRY BARSZEWSKI, Staff Writer

And now, a hot dog vendor in Palm Beach County who doesn`t even wear pasties.

His name is Eddie Schultz.

A roadside stand on Military Trail near West Palm Beach became controversial last month when a female vendor put on a thong bikini bottom and wore only pasties on top.

Then, Palm Beach County Commissioner Mary McCarty, tired of the thong-clad vendors` story, suggested it might be time to do away with all roadside vendors in the county.

That irritated Schultz, of Lantana, who is a regular customer at the stand at Military Trail and Belvedere Road.

So putting on his own thong bikini, a pair of flip-flops, sunglasses and nothing else, Schultz volunteered to sell hot dogs alongside pasties-clad vendor Dara Young on Monday.

``I`m here to support them,`` Schultz said. ``I have yet to see any guys get involved with it. These bathing suits have been out for years now.``

Young was glad to see Schultz put in a day with her.

``I think it`s going to be a ball today,`` Young said. ``I think we`re going to have a great time.``

While opponents of the scantily clad vendors want sheriff`s deputies to use public decency laws against them, the only person who came close to being arrested on Monday was picketer Pat Vickers.

Vickers, a pre-school teacher from West Palm Beach, said she was told by deputies she would be arrested if she did not move farther away from the stand. Her sign encouraged men to boycott the thong-clad vendors.

Ever since nearby residents complained about the vendors to commissioners last month, stand owner April Arnold has seized the publicity issue. The emphasis is now the survival of the stands, she said.

She plans to appear with Young before commissioners at their regular meeting today, but the issue is not scheduled to be on the agenda.

Arnold said she has been told by county workers driving county vehicles that they are no longer allowed to stop at her stand.

``They were some of our best customers,`` Arnold said. ``I feel that the county is going against me once again.``

But County Administrator Jan Winters said if anything, the prohibition might have come from a supervisor sensitive to possible bad publicity.

``There is no word coming out of this office,`` Winters said. ``There`s no such county policy.``

As for Schultz, he said he was not embarrassed about wearing the thong bikini on a busy street corner instead of a beach.

``It`s just another place to be,`` Schultz said.

Posted by: Barack Obama at October 09, 2010 07:36 PM (E8oYF)

And she did.  Once a week, almost like clockwork.

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 09, 2010 07:34 PM (tJjm/)

What's even nicer CoolCzeeh is four of the Commissioner's have been sentenced to state prison in the last five years for kickbacks, fraud, misfeasance, malfeasance, and for being public assholes.  Good riddance!

Fuck the crisis seeds.  I growing tobacco or pot.  Can't decide.

Posted by: Soona at October 09, 2010 07:33 PM (f9Pxh)

Both. I'll be the guy with a sawed off double barrel guarding the still.

Posted by: Y-not at October 09, 2010 07:33 PM (osFsP)

My niece form Omaha was taught in public school that "art is anything you say is art."  She said it with such conviction,  she almost sounded like she would burst into tears after I made the perfectly sensible observation that most modern "art" can't exist outside of a museum because 99 percent of the population just doesn't care to see it.

Well, hell, if ANYTHING can be "art," I say a shapely female ass wrapped in a thong bikini is Art.  Am I wrong?

What's even nicer CoolCzeeh is four of the Commissioner's have been sentenced to state prison in the last five years for kickbacks, fraud, misfeasance, malfeasance, and for being public assholes.  Good riddance!

Posted by: Fish at October 09, 2010 07:37 PM (v1gw3)

I wonder if they're going to be offered wieners by thong-wearing inmates.

What's even nicer CoolCzeeh is four of the Commissioner's have been sentenced to state prison in the last five years for kickbacks, fraud, misfeasance, malfeasance, and for being public assholes.  Good riddance!

Posted by: Fish at October 09, 2010 07:37 PM (v1gw3)

Heh!  In prison, "public asshole" carries an entire different meaning...

Posted by: stuiec at October 09, 2010 07:36 PM (fgCQL)

Forget the state of the nation this Nov.  This is serious. 

Posted by: Fish at October 09, 2010 07:42 PM (v1gw3)

More to the point would be, "she was accosted at an early age by Liberal bullshit in the public schools."

Well, hell, if ANYTHING can be "art," I say a shapely female ass wrapped in a thong bikini is Art.  Am I wrong?

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 09, 2010 07:40 PM (tJjm/)

I don't know, but for sure THIS is art.

I wonder if they're going to be offered wieners by thong-wearing inmates.

Posted by: stuiec at October 09, 2010 07:41 PM (fgCQL)

I gotta' tell ya' though, thongs are uncomfortable.  And kinda nasty (not in a good way). 

    Y   vs    I(

Hmmmm

Man!  The way she takes down the lefty blogger makes me want to nut on Ann Althouse!

I don't know, but for sure THIS is art.

Posted by: stuiec at October 09, 2010 07:45 PM (fgCQL)

It's surprising that Michelle didn't see it and have the same sculpture commissioned to be put in front of the WH.

Forget the state of the nation this Nov.  This is serious. 

Posted by: Soona at October 09, 2010 07:42 PM (f9Pxh)

I am sure if Charlie Crist proposed thong-clad vendors on every corner of every Florida beach town, he could take the lead from Rubio permanently.

It's surprising that Michelle didn't see it and have the same sculpture commissioned to be put in front of the WH.

Posted by: Soona at October 09, 2010 07:51 PM (f9Pxh)

Wouldn't it be redundant to have that sculpture on display in the USA with Barack and Michelle acting as embodiments of that idea in the White House.

 Why is it routine for fat chicks at the beach to be wearing thongs?

Same reason the fat old guys are shirtless, I suppose

Reminds me of the beaches in Europe.  60 year old fat women in bikinis and old fat guys in speedos..

Posted by: Fish at October 09, 2010 07:54 PM (v1gw3)

An even more troubling question is why they don't put on anything else when they go to WalMart before and/or after hitting the beach.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at October 09, 2010 07:55 PM (Vz9lf)

Let's not forget the 8 months pregnant ladies on the beach in bikinis.  Yuck.

Posted by: Barack Obama at October 09, 2010 07:48 PM (edg8q)

I know he told you that he had a pet proboscis monkey with only one nostril in the tip of its nose, but... well, let's just say that wasn't monkey snot that got on your hand when it "sneezed."

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 09, 2010 07:49 PM (6cqZX)

Too, mine is!

Well, hell, if ANYTHING can be "art," I say a shapely female ass wrapped in a thong bikini is Art.  Am I wrong?