February 12, 2010
— LauraW We've played this one before, more than once.
But I hope you Morons agree that this is an oldie that just keeps getting better with age.
Dip 'em if you got 'em.
UPDATE: Sorry about the double-post...it still shows up as only one post in Pixy's editing menu. There doesn't appear to be anything I can do about it.
I so confuzzled.
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I must have spilled some Valu-rite on my keyboard last night, cuz my computer's seeing double.
Posted by: arhooley at February 12, 2010 07:00 AM (HMAS1)
Ooopsies.
Posted by: lauraw at February 12, 2010 07:00 AM (GgWdw)
Posted by: Jerome Clam at February 12, 2010 07:01 AM (lB/5N)
Posted by: kefka at February 12, 2010 07:02 AM (n1uMU)
Posted by: arhooley at February 12, 2010 07:03 AM (HMAS1)
Posted by: DJIA Deathwatch at February 12, 2010 07:03 AM (PD1tk)
Posted by: chemjeff at February 12, 2010 07:05 AM (Gk/wA)
PS: It's fun to watch his eyes playing ping-pong with the teleprompter that would become TOTUS. He was perfecting the art, even back then.
Posted by: Dell at February 12, 2010 07:06 AM (4ZXRv)
Posted by: DJIA Deathwatch at February 12, 2010 07:06 AM (PD1tk)
Posted by: George Orwell at February 12, 2010 07:07 AM (AZGON)
Posted by: Joy to the whirled at February 12, 2010 07:07 AM (WVBjj)
Listening to his laborious cadence when he reads 'quadrennial defense review' makes me really wonder what people were thinking.
Posted by: lauraw at February 12, 2010 07:07 AM (GgWdw)
It's depressing as all hell.
Posted by: Waterhouse at February 12, 2010 07:08 AM (ySQoK)
Posted by: Tami at February 12, 2010 07:10 AM (VuLos)
Posted by: Bugler at February 12, 2010 07:11 AM (YCVBL)
It doesn't count if you just double post your own post.
Yeh, then anybody could do it and it just wouldn't be special.
Tho' she may end up with bonus points for not being able to get rid of it...
Posted by: Mama AJ at February 12, 2010 07:12 AM (Be4xl)
Posted by: gomm at February 12, 2010 07:12 AM (Ibk1S)
Posted by: Sen. Harry Reid at February 12, 2010 07:13 AM (pfqFp)
Posted by: Bill MItchell at February 12, 2010 07:13 AM (kEBiX)
Posted by: gomm at February 12, 2010 07:13 AM (Ibk1S)
Mondale was the f**ker who led the charge to de-fund NASA after Apollo.
Posted by: Mike H at February 12, 2010 07:14 AM (LdYLm)
Posted by: Special Senator at February 12, 2010 07:15 AM (4Kl5M)
Posted by: FreakyBoy at February 12, 2010 07:15 AM (Q41Zh)
Posted by: HH at February 12, 2010 07:17 AM (1kwr2)
Posted by: Rodent Freikorps at February 12, 2010 07:18 AM (dQdrY)
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at February 12, 2010 07:18 AM (sXLx/)
It's Abraham Lincoln's birthday today. Truly tragic to think that this facile schmuck is the inheritor of his legacy.
Imagine, Lincoln's Second Inaugural Address was reportedly delivered without a teleprompter:
The Almighty has His own purposes. "Woe unto the world because of offenses; for it must needs be that offenses come, but woe to that man by whom the offense cometh." If we shall suppose that American slavery is one of those offenses which, in the providence of God, must needs come, but which, having continued through His appointed time, He now wills to remove, and that He gives to both North and South this terrible war as the woe due to those by whom the offense came, shall we discern therein any departure from those divine attributes which the believers in a living God always ascribe to Him? Fondly do we hope, fervently do we pray, that this mighty scourge of war may speedily pass away. Yet, if God wills that it continue until all the wealth piled by the bondsman's two hundred and fifty years of unrequited toil shall be sunk, and until every drop of blood drawn with the lash shall be paid by another drawn with the sword, as was said three thousand years ago, so still it must be said "the judgments of the Lord are true and righteous altogether."
Posted by: Cicero at February 12, 2010 07:19 AM (pfqFp)
Actually, that's about the only smart thing this stupid f*cking administration has done suggested (since Congress still has to approve). Constellation was a disaster, a completely wasteful clusterf*ck. If the idea is to get humans into space, then a) you want to encourage private companies and b) you don't really need heavy lift ... at least not to start.
Posted by: Waterhouse at February 12, 2010 07:19 AM (ySQoK)
Posted by: Bugler at February 12, 2010 07:20 AM (YCVBL)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 12, 2010 07:20 AM (B+qrE)
Dip...Dip....Dip.....Ahhhhhhhhh! That was Good.....so Gooooooood!
I think I'm developing a Rash, with all the Dipping I have been doing lately.
Posted by: Jimi at February 12, 2010 07:22 AM (fqxV7)
I know, Waterhouse. But for the most part he's showed how useless he is at pursuing his agenda, and it is fairly obvious that he is about to get neutered.
Posted by: lauraw at February 12, 2010 07:22 AM (GgWdw)
Posted by: fluffy at February 12, 2010 07:22 AM (4Kl5M)
For LauraW. Surely someone has posted it before. Or am I really as genius as I think I am?
Posted by: FUBAR at February 12, 2010 07:22 AM (1fanL)
http://tinyurl.com/yjpupsp
Imagine that.
Posted by: FreakyBoy at February 12, 2010 11:15 AM (Q41Zh)
I like this part from the article:
Referring to Obama’s quote from “Dreams from My Father” that he associated with Marxist professors, Drew says, “What he’s not saying is that he was in 100 percent total agreement with those Marxist professors. When you understand that, Obama’s later associations and policies make more sense, including why he was taken in by Rev. Wright’s ideology.”
In 1983 and 1984, Drew says he came to realize that his own Marxist views were rubbish. He now considers himself a conservative.
Posted by: Tami at February 12, 2010 07:22 AM (VuLos)
Posted by: Joe Biden at February 12, 2010 07:24 AM (8g9qq)
Posted by: gomm at February 12, 2010 11:13 AM (Ibk1S)
Hey gomm, actually I met one of those guys, and treated another one when I was in medicine.
And looking at that, it made me look up( on IMDB) one of my former neighbors who is an actor just to see what he is dong these days.
So no, you aren't wasting our time...
Posted by: HH at February 12, 2010 07:24 AM (1kwr2)
Posted by: OtherBrotherDarrell at February 12, 2010 07:25 AM (e8T35)
Posted by: OhioDude at February 12, 2010 07:25 AM (Ij8Cs)
@36
Which College? I keep getting information claiming that he never even attented Columbia. I used to think that nothing would ever come of the "Natural Born", College Record, Medical Record, Early Twenties Middle East Trip thingy, but there are some out there that are giving up, and it's starting to get very DipTastic!
Posted by: Jimi at February 12, 2010 07:25 AM (fqxV7)
You forgot the unicorns
Posted by: chemjeff at February 12, 2010 07:25 AM (Gk/wA)
Posted by: Natasha Obama at February 12, 2010 07:26 AM (4Kl5M)
I can't watch that...
Sorry, but if I want to watch someone shovel bullshit, I'll go to my Uncles barn. The smell is more wholesome anyhoo.
Posted by: maddogg at February 12, 2010 07:29 AM (OlN4e)
I'm watching this show, on the History Channel, about Andrew Jackson. He was a certified, grade-A bad-ass.
Jacksonian Government...check it out. It sounds like what we need to do today.
Posted by: Ministry of Fiction at February 12, 2010 07:32 AM (O8kn2)
I'm just not getting the creamy, ball-dipping goodness out of this one.
Posted by: Insomniac at February 12, 2010 07:32 AM (DrWcr)
Small consolation to those of us who are about to get cut in half. I'll dip in this on Election Day 2012 or Resignation Day 20??.
Posted by: arhooley at February 12, 2010 07:32 AM (HMAS1)
Posted by: maddogg at February 12, 2010 07:32 AM (OlN4e)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2010 07:33 AM (UOM48)
Posted by: chemjeff at February 12, 2010 07:33 AM (Gk/wA)
Posted by: FreakyBoy at February 12, 2010 07:33 AM (Q41Zh)
67 O/T Beck's getting hammered by Truthers today. I had no idea there were so many of them out there. Scary.
Alas, stoopid mofo's aren't on any endangered species list.
Posted by: maddogg at February 12, 2010 07:34 AM (OlN4e)
Posted by: rawmuse at February 12, 2010 07:34 AM (WWB6x)
Posted by: Chainsaw Chimp at February 12, 2010 07:35 AM (j6H6o)
Posted by: nyc redneck at February 12, 2010 07:35 AM (EtrGh)
Posted by: OtherBrotherDarrell at February 12, 2010 07:37 AM (e8T35)
Posted by: Mike H at February 12, 2010 07:38 AM (LdYLm)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 12, 2010 07:38 AM (UOM48)
Seriously, he's wrong about so much in there...and then Biden's recent bragging about the war that has suddenly become a Good War, well.
Yes, it's a great thing to hang around his neck, especially since it was a highly crafted appearance and he can't say he was tired or misspoke.
Posted by: lauraw at February 12, 2010 07:40 AM (GgWdw)
Posted by: typical middle-of-the-roader at February 12, 2010 07:40 AM (/VEEI)
Posted by: fluffy wants cheese with his whine at February 12, 2010 07:42 AM (4Kl5M)
Posted by: citizen khan at February 12, 2010 07:44 AM (xDvMS)
Posted by: gomm at February 12, 2010 07:44 AM (Ibk1S)
Dip 'em if you got 'em.
Well, I got a pair of boobs. I'll just have to find a big enough puddin' cup.
Posted by: SFC MAC at February 12, 2010 07:46 AM (/9h7Q)
How is Obama going to campaign for re-election? His words are so empty now.
Hollow.
Tired.
Lie.
The machine has some work to do.
This leftwing administration is so far its own talking point, the Iraq war is now a good thing, and they won! (Well, sure, yeah - the Harry "this war is lost" Reid Democrats did everything they could to hurt our men and women in the field and hurt and destroy the Iraqi success at every turn) But now - it's all good.
Bunch of fuckers.
Pathetic.
Posted by: Lemon Kitten at February 12, 2010 07:47 AM (0fzsA)
Posted by: Uncle Pervy at February 12, 2010 07:48 AM (4Kl5M)
A guy here my wife met who runs one of the local actor's cabaret/stage theater told her he used to be in Hollywood but the only parts he could get were 'Thug #3' and '2nd Deranged Hoodlum on the left' because he looked the part, i.e. he just naturally looks like a bad-ass tough guy. So he grew disgusted at never being given the opportunity to do any real acting and quit Hollywood. Now he's quite happy running the local actors' theater doing stage plays.
Posted by: OregonMuse at February 12, 2010 07:54 AM (JkUVD)
Lot of Kool-aid drinking, libtard true believers out there, whose only criticism is that he isn't moving fast enough to destroy the private sector.
Posted by: real joe at February 12, 2010 08:01 AM (IAOAn)
gomm, at first I thought you were talking about the cross eyed big guy in Bloodsport who is in a lot of movies as the same character, but it was the other guy I thought. He was on Tool Time (Home Improvement) a lot.
On the video.. Thanks a lot you 52% idiots! So far the only promise this crapweasel has kept is gutting defense.
Posted by: Schwalbe at February 12, 2010 08:05 AM (UU0OF)
but the only parts he could get were 'Thug #3' and '2nd Deranged Hoodlum on the left' because he looked the part, i.e. he just naturally looks like a bad-ass tough guy.
A writer I knew back in L.A. was a good friend of Henry Silva. The writer told me that the reason Silva always looked so bad-ass on TV and in the movies is that basically he had really bad vision, wore incredibally thick glasses in real life (which he refused to be filmed with), but wouldn't wear contacts.
So when he gave those big, black eyed stares, that was the reason.
And yes, most of those actors at that level are mostly peoples like you and I.
Mostly...
Posted by: HH at February 12, 2010 08:07 AM (1kwr2)
Posted by: turfmann at February 12, 2010 08:35 AM (SgGTT)
<i>Funny, cuz when he doesn't keep his promises it leads to Marxism...
and when he does keep his promises it leads to Marxism.
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Name one promise he has kept (other than taking Michelle to a show in NY) and we'll talk.
You want to believe every honey-coated syllable that drips from the guy's mouth, go right ahead. The only reaosn we keep bringingup thing sl ike the video above is to remind you Obama-worshipping fools of exactly the kind of truly sincere and pro-American guy you elected.
Nice work, dummies.
Posted by: wiserbud at February 12, 2010 08:55 AM (wWwJR)
Posted by: Paul Revere at February 12, 2010 09:53 AM (epgqp)
Posted by: Luca Brasi at February 12, 2010 10:31 AM (YmPwQ)
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Posted by: DJIA Deathwatch at February 12, 2010 06:55 AM (PD1tk)